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 No.306042[Reply]

Magic: The Gathering's lastest card set

Where Gods walk the streets and their followers submit themselves to trials;

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-image-gallery/amonkhet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hVm9_O6BI

Previous thread >>298000

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 No.309635

File: 99c91b08704e814⋯.jpg (119.55 KB, 500x339, 500:339, IMG_1323.JPG)

>>309633

>>309634

>Steve Argyle

He was a nice person too irl


 No.309636

>>309634

PS stands for Photoshop, anon. The first is obviously not devoid of it.


 No.309637

>>309636

I misinterpreted it as PlaneSwalker.

Also Rebecca Guay though hyped as fuck I like her art like My foil enchanted evening

Teriese Nielsen does some god-tier shit as well even though hyped as fuck.

MtG is best with slightly more classical art in a fantasy setting.


 No.309638

>>309637

Really like Justin Sweet (Arcanis, Eternal Dragon), personally. Classics like Critchlow (Innocent Bllod, Call of the Herd) or Schuler (Hypnotic Specter, Tempest forests, Ice Age swamps) are also in my book.


 No.309643

>>309638

You are a man with good taste.




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 No.309548[Reply]

>the United Species Union banned the abduction of technologically inferior sentients.

>yfw you will never be able to abduct your own human husbando

>Your husbando will never wake you with a gently whispered 'ayylmao'

Why is life suffering /ayy?

The worst part is this isn't even to protect the sentients. Everyone knows the Snoutozons pushed this shit through to throttle the competition in the trade of slave sentients for underground pit fights. Why do they have to ruin everything?

A-At least we still have anime and body pillows.

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 No.309625

>>309548

Abducted an ork once, it did not end well.


 No.309639

I rained on the parade here with jews. Sorry for killing the fun, but not sorry about the jew shit. They are alien to all terrestrial cultures but their own yet they have infiltration in whites and a lot of new infiltration attempts in east Asia via half breeds or introducing talmudic teachings like in South Korea.

They are like tapeworms but for societies rather than intestines.


 No.309640

>>309639

If chrow bans me for a while due to my drunk ramblings I'll except that.


 No.309641

>>309640

*accept


 No.309642

Funposting aside, which outcome you think is the most possible: peaceful contact or Hollywood-style invasion? Also, list your points for possibility for either outcome.




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 No.308257[Reply]

Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread: I don't know how to make a thread edition

Guess I'll start:

How do you like your settings? Set in a fantasy world, the real world or something inbetween?

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 No.309295

>>309235

Forgot Bard on the first bit. Bard is good in PF.


 No.309384

>>308915

thanks I bookmarked it


 No.309402

>>308983

>Plus it makes no sense since the Labyrinth of old was build specifically to keep the Minotaur in.

the minotaur couldn't leave the fucking maze because the Minoans fucking locked the fucking door any time they weren't sending in teens for him to eat. He could get anywhere in it he wanted to just fine.


 No.309573

In the betrayer at house on Hill expansion, haunt 81, can someone who has curse 1 be given a jar, and if someone has the dog can they win if they give the dog the jar and have it move to the entrance?


 No.309632

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>>309402

>He could get anywhere in it he wanted to just fine.

[citation needed]

What's the point of the Labyrinth, a palace so intricately built its brilliant architect himself has trouble navigating it, if a half-beast monster can escape and the only thing keeping it in is a locked door? The maze wouldn't be better than an ordinary prison.




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 No.308547[Reply]

Post pics of them, talk about them, and remember to spoil any lewds.

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 No.309616

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>>309516

>>309517

Truth be told, I just wanted the answer from a reasonably reputable source. Thanks.

>>309489

>she doesn't realize how much of an effect she's having on you

>still wants to rough-house and wrastle


 No.309618

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>>309616

Noice.


 No.309627

>>309616

Beautiful picture there, anon.

>wrestling with your orcish childhood friend

>her favorite move is to pin you down, holding you in place by pressing her chest against your head

>ever since both of you hit puberty and she grew breasts you almost immediately give in when she does that


 No.309629

For vidya, if you want to play a goblin, Styx is good.

Just set it to highest difficulty so you can't party your way out of danger if you are caught. You are a goblin half the size of the humans it doesn't make sense. Just be a sneaky git stabbing them from behind or using sneaky magiks.


 No.309630

>>309629

*parry not party




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 No.308131[Reply]

As a matter of necessity, /tg/ hobbies crossover with a variety of crafty hobbies. Learning to paint and assemble models and miniatures is a big one, but there are all kinds of other little things we teach ourselves to do in order to enhance our games or increase ease of play.

So, let's have a thread about making crafty things. Props you made for the table. Things you built to contain all the bits and pieces you need for GMing. Dice bowls, deck holders, carrying cases, storage solutions.

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 No.309352

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>>309351

Hmm, I can always use advice and new techniques. I give it a download once I get back to my hobby station. Thank anon.


 No.309424

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Spent some quality time with the dice bowl. Decided to just go with an all cardboard build for now, and to go with a heptagonal design this time.

Coming together nicely so far.


 No.309458

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How coincidental, I'm actually working on making a DM screen for my pokemon game, modeled on the Ruins of Alph. I'd make it out of sturdier materials, but I don't see the point in doing that until I have a place with enough space for a real gaming table.

The idea here is to hollow out the two foam blocks on the bottom and put some kind of lid on top and use that as dice/miniature storage. The sides of the walls will be connected to the main area by hinges, so it can be folded up into a nice 2 square foot package.


 No.309537

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I'm about to start the painting part of this minis.


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>>309280

Neat.jpeg

Where do you get your Bismuth?

In the UK it's as expensive as fuck, the only cheaper source I can find is sold as "Bird Shot" for shotgun shells.

I don't have a gun license and (being a Britfag) the only way to obtain one would be to create a parallel universe were I already have a gun license.

I'm recasting these Niggers of the Coast Stormtroopers - so they're metal instead of the super bombastic chinese sweatshop rubber plastic




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 No.269751[Reply]

WIP / PAINTING THREAD

Previous thread bumplocked and can be found at >>198675.

Show your WIPs and completed models. Display you craftmanship, techniques and artistry. Or just post your ugly models so we can laugh at you and eventually give you some advices.

I'll start with an in progress build of a SM army that started at 2500pts but is well on it's way to 4500pts.

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 No.309602

>>309575

>that poor baneblade

Like someone smeared shit all over it.

What's your next project?


 No.309607

>>308903

>>308904

It's amazing really, I'm legally blind and I paint better than those people.

>>309575

Those look fucking amazing.


 No.309614

>>309575

What camera did you use to take those pictures? They look great.


 No.309624

File: 98d02776f0877b5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 458.06 KB, 1256x1014, 628:507, image.jpg)

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Might as well post my shitty work. I feel like i've fucked up the first and only mini I ever put together. Been lazy about putting together the rest of my guardsmen due to fear of fucking up.

Any tips for putting together minis? Also for painting, I wonder if I should've painted first, then put him together. How exactly do you paint a mini and get hard to reach areas? Each time I think about all the ways I can mess up, I delay getting putting things together.

Oh, and how exactly do some of you get so creative with your stuff?


 No.309626

>>309624

The answer to all your questions is practice. Lots and lots of practice. Years, in most cases. I've been in this hobby since 3rd ed, and I'm still not as good as some of the people in this thread.




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 No.309053[Reply]

So, similar to the past projects I've shown to /tg/ this is a new one I've been working on as of late. This has been eating up a good 4-5 months of time at the point it's at now, and I expect it'll take longer 'til it's truly done. Though, it's in a playable state right now.

https://sites.google.com/site/multiversesrd/home

This is a d20 system which draws inspiration from other tabletop games such as 3.5e/Pathfinder, Star Wars: Saga Edition, Eclipse Phase, Palladium/RIFTS (which was what gave me the inspiration to make this), Burning Wheel, and quite a few other systems I've played and/or skimmed.

Rather than a leveling from 1-20 system, this uses an EXP building system (similar to the Warhammer 40k tabletops, Shadowrun, etc.) with a standard character typically starting with 20 EXP to spend. There is a point-buy set-up with each character receiving 5 points to divvy among their 6 stats (the standard D&D stats, you should know these). Characters receive bonuses from their species (either a +2 in one stat or a +1 in two) and a +1 from their chosen class (typically stats the class would likely use, like Soldiers having the choice of adding a +1 to any of their physical stats).

As you can imagine, this project is still in development (and will be for a while), but I wanted to ask /tg/ for help coming up with additional content. I'm mostly looking for more Classes, Species, Feats, and Talents.

(Also, some aspects of the site are unfinished, though these are few and far between. Suggestions for these areas are greatly appreciated.)

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 No.309142

>>309141

That'd be appreciated, yes.


 No.309399

Small update that I've started adding a couple new species to the mix (you can see them here: https://sites.google.com/site/multiversesrd/home/species )

Dark Elves (Drow), Ga'au (souls converted into a psychic mass, very powerful psychics), Light Elves (opposite to Dark Elves), and Sustinere (bear men)


 No.309429

What does your system offer that another does not?

Are you worried that because you are using things from fiction (such as the force) that the system could become overburdened with types of magic?

Is this a system that just grows indefinitely or do you eventually reach a point where you think it'll be comprehensive enough?

Can I play a frog?

Ribbit


 No.309432

File: a8b97359ddffaf0⋯.jpg (204.87 KB, 600x868, 150:217, Grippli.jpg)

>>309429

The system offers a wide breadth of choices while not being overly obtuse in its method of use. Standard d20 system, plays kinda like Saga Edition with its uses of Saving Throws as Defenses.

I'm not too concerned about that, so long as I work with what I have when things seem a bit similar to each other. I have been hesitant about adding more types of magic beyond the ones originally planned out (Arcane, Divine, Psychic, The Force, and Runes) since I feel they cover it for the most part. However, I might add the other two that don't have pages yet or may delete them if I don't feel they warrant an entire spell list.

The system itself will grow indefinitely or until I'm tired of working on it. I am not going to stop until it reaches a certain point however, since I don't want to just up and give up on it at some point down the line.

[While they aren't there yet, expect Grippli in the future]


 No.309623

Did a few routine fixes of some things, added a new Soldier talent that allows them to cause people near them to become frightened or attack him.

Tomorrow I'm running my game of this system, and Monday there will be a lot more updates regarding the game.




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 No.305221[Reply]

Since /cyoa/ is still down I'm gonna post some cyoas I saved before the hack. Feel free to post your own or reply with what you chose.

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 No.306938

Not the board for this.


 No.306939

Oy ya cunts, where the fuck is Skeleton Rape?


 No.306944

>>306939

Can't rape a skeleton because they are always down to bone


 No.307004

>>306905

>>306910

degenerates.


 No.309621




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 No.295737[Reply]

What do you think a super setting would look like if people and societies behaved more like they do IRL? If you wrote a Super setting that didn't stick to the rules of a comic book setting. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking such a setting would have this:

>No need for re-occurring supervillains or being PG means Supervillains actually die when they act like terrorists and mass murderers. Either in combat to protect people, or by the death penalty except in the most progressive states. Maybe even international tribunals for the most abhorrent. No supervillain escaping out of prison every month.

>Governments wouldn't be completely incompetent in regards to handling Supers. Supers get co-opted by the state or the private in exchange for $$$, which would lower the amount of Super-powered criminals, depending on what they can do. Vigilantism would be frowned upon, and Supers would not be immune from the judicial system. This does make an assumption that not every Super is as strong as Superman however.

>Definitely no "Supers are an oppressed minority who live in ghettos". At worst, they're feared or envied for being the special snowflakes with powers they are. Maybe some Supers would actually think they're better than mundane people.

>Supers actually change the timeline if the point-of-divergence was decades ago instead of recently. Especially in technology if there are any Super Geniuses/Gadgeteers.

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 No.309526

File: c92b229d8297cf3⋯.png (535.11 KB, 827x1300, 827:1300, a2fa0976b869b63dc3d3a5931d….png)

Check out Fire Punch.

The apocalypse happened because random people got superpowers, and because they were people - meaning that they sometimes started shit without thinking things through or because someone pushed their buttons way too hard.

It's also an autistic comedy.

The guy with the regeneration has his arms chopped off at a daily basis so he can provide food for the other villagers. Practical use of regeneration.


 No.309545

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>>295930

Also the japs have managed to repulse the SJW who infiltrated American comics in the late 90's early 2000's with their lolicon.

if SJW wasnt busy making every western comic and crossover media shit something might get done worth while. Tiger and Bunny and My Hero Academia have honestly been the best hero things I've watched since BTBATB.

But hey, you can always try them and if you don't like them watch something else.


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 No.309611

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>>309598

Talking about hero shows in the hero thread

>A wild faggot appears

Have fun, hows it feel that crossboard chitchat is contributing more then your post.


 No.309620

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>>309526

>that Dungeon Meshi-styled recipe where they eat his ass and find it delicious




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 No.309403[Reply]

(re)Starting a campaign tomorrow, and the player changes have settled this way: three human monks.

I had this whole murder-hobo-for-gold storyline that I hoped would entice and entertain. I don't think I can railroad them into this, now.

How do I get a set of monks showing up for international competitions, to wander aimlessly-ish into the jungle for a forgotten book written in a language no one alive knows, then wander into lawless raider infested deserts to trade the jewel back in exchange for a fetch quest, only to return and be told the next McGuffin is on the plains, well to the south (where they'll have to defeat otherworldly horrors that were not on the agenda)?

Ultimately they'll be saving lives and increasing safety for those on this plane but they're not supposed to know that until at least the third mcguffin is retrieved…

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 No.309542

Whose to say that the reason they're coming together isn't the direct result of their superiors within their respective orders? Monks generally obey the will of their superiors within the organization, which can provide lots of room for justification. The head monks could have some scheme or wager which involves sending the players out on a grand adventure. Possibly as a sincere test of their skills, or possibly just to get them out of the monastery.


 No.309544

Monks and martial artists are usally painfully horny for any sort of martial arts manual, especially if it's ancient. They'll go any length for those.


 No.309546

>>309541

I hope to, yes.

>>309544

Current plans include overhearing that a map to the Book of Skill has been seen in the city.

Oh, right. Skihl. That was his name. When the get the thing back to town to be translated, it'll be explained it was Skihl's diary. Useful, to some. Not so much the monks BUT can we hire you as bodyguards…?


 No.309595

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Depending on what kung fu movies you watch, a Monk is either the guy who wants to fight at all times, to test his skills so he might affirm the value of his training and himself, or someone who never wants to fight, because martial arts are only a means to achieve enlightenment and the cessation of violence.

Since this is D&D we're talking about… Monks are people who have taken to making their bodies into weapons to survive a harsh world. Looking at the kind of powers that Monks receive, it's pretty obvious that they have sought a means of combat that allows them to venture into a dangerous world without reliance on weapons or armor.


 No.309619

I always saw monks as men who dedicated their entire existence to self improvement in one specific area




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 No.302890[Reply]

Continued from >>287585 and >>294726

Looks like the rules are going to be retooled for the next edition:

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/03/23/warhammer-40000-news-from-adepticon/

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 No.309587

>>309586

Look on the bright side; that means there's ample supply of fleshy bits for servitor and tech-thrall conversions!


 No.309588

>>309586

Sometimes it's necessary. The Imperium would still be dead to the destruction of Cadia if pieces hadn't been scrounged for defense and one last message.


 No.309589


 No.309590

>>309588

What's that now? Don't trivialise tech-heresy! Your skull would look good as part of my new toaster, so you better watch your words, meatling!


 No.309617

>>309590

>people still don't get the mechanicus

The reason they get pissy about that kind of stuff isn't so much religious dogma as the fact that every piece of imperial technology still has a fragment of a.i in it. It isn't always about them wanting to fuck toasters




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 No.306289[Reply]

PDF request thread

Don't step on their toes edition

Looks like the last thread got a case of the Mondays, but I know there's plenty of shareable stuff out there.

Myself, all I have is Pony stuff.

Mega, /#F!L9YCxbZS!56e4eQ7cDStXpjmfBRIWoA

But I seem to recall some popular troves out there. Didn't some Anon find Rollmaster before it all went away?

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 No.309557

>>309556

Sort of…

A few weeks ago 8chan itself was hacked, and the prior thread was an unfortunate victim.


 No.309559

Can anyone repost Paranoia - Red Clearance to non $nip doot l1? Can't get it to work on iPad


 No.309605

>>309557

Actually, earlier today the site was unreachable, and when it finally came up several hundred posts were missing.

They seam to have been restored now.


 No.309606

*seem


 No.309613

>>306920

Seconding this.

Also requesting [email protected]@ v2




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 No.308495[Reply]

We haven't had a proper collective worldbuilding thread since the April 1st hack, so let's make one. You know the rules, write some lore for the setting in each post.

For starters, what genre should our new setting be? Scifi? Fantasy? Post-apocalypse? Cyborg dinosaurs?

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 No.309272

>>308992

>tribals infesting forgotten and forbidden parts of the ship

>Use clad together armor from scraps and bots they manage to take down

>within their tribal songs and wisdom there are bits of user info and passwords to the ship whos meaning has been long forgotten by them

I can dig it


 No.309543

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>>309272

>I can dig it

I can just see it now, the fire roaring in the Dank Hydroponics Bay.. the plate wearing cannibals arranged around the console. their god of devouring. Each victim is led to the console to enter their last word, their pass word and if successful, become the leader of the tribe.

As the ships automated defenses kill everyone who type in the correct phrase of the alien language of the ancients (of which the cannibals greedily consume the laser charred flesh afterwords) there is one person, who listens to the chanting in the background.

>PASH WORDO WON, PASH WORDO WON

Over and over again before typing in Password1 and gaining salvation. Now with a crew of cannibals who are looking hungrily at their new leader, they think to themselves "Why did I ever go to the hydroponics bay".


 No.309561

>>308847

The Bridge has full access to the records, but they're not telling. Even when some of their members show up (which is extremely rare), they refuse to give out any info. That's because even they don't know - the Bridgemen that do show up usually have info on a strict-to-know basis, meaning that they only know what's necessary for the job and little else. In most cases they aren't even allowed to talk with the Crewmen.

The higher-ups are the ones who know everything, but most of them are forbidden to leave the Bridge ever, and have been permanently plugged into the ship. They hope to achieve immortality through singularity with the ship, which explains why the AIs aboard the ship have started acting weirder. To minimize the collateral damage from uploading their brains into the ship, the Bridgemen operate on an almost alien logic, utterly cold and ruthless, to minimize emotional impact when they get uploaded into the ship.

The others have various bits and pieces of lore, mixed with whatever was available on the public broadcasts and while sleeping in cryostatis. This ended up with them forging entire religions based off movies, advertisements, and documentaries (all cleared up and made as PC as possible before the ship flew off). Some cults are actually megacorps, when people bought their marketing pitch too seriously.


 No.309564

What if the space that is crossed is not actually empty but it is as good as empty once the ship enters. The systems cannot, indefinitely, sustain human life as any system loses energy as it continues and it must harness resources from the outside in order to function so when it passes through or near anything that can be salvaged then it does so. The AI was not programmed to tell any of its inhabitants about what it does, only that anything it encounters is dead because that is mostly true - it will be dead by the time the ship has ripped the water and crude carbon from it. In order to minimize the potential for accidental infection it keeps living samples of anything it takes into itself in order to experiment and find out if there any other unknown consequences down the pipeline, artificially sustaining it in vats that are hidden in plain sight. If any of the human occupants see them their hardware projects it as just another wall. Anyone who tries to salvage the 'wall' and ends up accidentally waking up what the ship has been breaking into paste for them is swiftly, silently, and ruthlessly disposed of.

Since it isn't perfect, however, the ship AI has made a few mistakes in the past by allowing people to consume things that were not explicitly compatible with humans in desperation. During previous generations and during some of the longer periods of nothingness the ship desperately took something on board that could survive being broken down and when it entered the bodies of the AI's charge things went…wrong. These mistakes, unable to be hidden in plain sight as easily, are simply tucked away inside the hull in various hidden chambers being quietly sustained by rations that seem to disappear sometimes with the AI insisting it didn't make a calculation error. Or at least it didn't miscalculate the EXACT amount of water and food it takes to sustain of these unfortunate abominations in a state of near death.

Everyone knows that there is no sound in space but everyone also doesn't ask too many questions about what the moans and screams sometimes at night are about, assuming they're from someone else rather than someTHING else.


 No.309612

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>>309564

I like this, but to take it a step further, what if the carrier actually was the center of a VonNeumann Probe swarm that was cotinueing on its original directive and inadvertently has ended up destroying several solar systems and 2 civilizations in their search for life. The trip will never end until the mass of probes draws the carrier to the center of the universe to destroy all life or itself.




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 No.294147[Reply]

Where Greeentext follows.

So, how did it go today?

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 No.309375

>players traveling through misty forest

>get attacked by a massive shambling mound aided by a bunch of "fireflies"

>the mound primarily attacks by standing up and flopping onto whatever it wants to eat

>the fireflies, which are actually tiny, glowing canvas dolls, cast lightning lure on the mound to heal it and move it out of attack's range

>it takes two characters getting engulfed and one losing a hand (hooray for random injuries) for them to figure out that they need to kill the fireflies that are healing it

>a ranger intervenes, mostly spends time pulling the party out of the Mound after they get eaten

>they make it to the caravanserai at the end of the road

>pull the ol' guy-who-helped-you-was-a-ghost after they mention the ranger's name to the inn's owner

Nest sesh they'll be trying to help the ghost find rest.

i use too many ghosts in my campaigns


 No.309494

>Be investigating the desaparition of a little girl

>Get to town where she was last seen

>Wait a minute.

>There is only women here.

>Shrug it off at first, they may be at the mines or something

>Go full Phoenix Wright, showing the portrait we had of the girl to everybody

>Show it to the bartender

>Show it to other little girls

>No fucking body knows her

>Party member suggests she maybe fell to the well

>Start investigating the town's well

>Throw our squirrel-like party member into the bucket, and then drop him down

>He hits the walls with the bucket and falls unconcious

>Great

>Visit the bartender again. Ask her for a torch or something we can use to light up the area

>She thinks I am a pyromaniac

>She gets really passive aggressive

>Ask her for some liquor

>Wants to charge me more money than I ever made in the campaign

>Just take it with me, as I scream "I will return it later!"

>LAWFUL GOOD

>Pull the squirrel from the well

>Approach the bottle to his nose

>He wakes up because shit smells pretty strong

>Guard comes after us

>She drags us (literally; my character was being pulled face down from her tail) to jail

>Even though we were fully cooperative the whole time

>Ask her about the girl

>Apparently, she is new and has no idea about anything, not even the lack of men

>Get thrown in a minimum security jail

>Seems like the guard doesnPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.309495

>>309494

>next session

>We get into the cave

>Despite not being native english speakers, squirrel player and me agree to speak in english for the rest of the session, slowly and echo-y

>Randomly prepend vapor to several words (vaporway, vaporleft…)

>Whole session is a shitpost festival, and I can't love it more

>We get to a room full of dolphins sitting around some tables, like a dolphin tabern minus the drinks

>They don't mind us at first

>Fully expect them to be civillians OOC

>Roller Mobster starts playing

>I don't give a fuck

>Shoot one of the motherfuckers in the face

>It explodes in a cloud of magenta and cyan

>Several of them run away

>Many of them run for cover

>Some fight back

>We go full Hotline Miami on them

>Execute them all in the most gruesome and original ways

>Even the ones who were curling up and crying

>LAWFUL

>GOOD

>Keep advancing

>My character whispers "I made a little mistake" several times

>We get to a room with four dolphins, a creepy ritual circle in the middle with our target laying unconscious in the middle and another kid next to our target

>Get thrown by squirrel character because he is absurd strong

>A poor throw, but I correct it mid air by shooting a dolphin

>Vaporwave stops

>Dolphins are actually old women, who are next to some male skeletons

>The kid next to our target chastises them andPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.309496

>>300575

kill him


 No.309608

Posting to try and fix the thread. 8ch is acting wonky.




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