No.12494
8chan getting hooked in the gabber edition
No.12497
>>12496
How's your day been?
No.12498
>/britfeel/ started on /r9k/ in November 2014
No.12499
>>12497
pretty shit mate, I've been able to post for most of the day because of 8chan getting attacked and fucking about with captchas
Now I can post again and no ones about…
No.12500
>>12498
yeah, I was booking my christmas holiday earlier (getting it done early so the normies can't ask me to cover) and it made me realise that we've already had one britfeel christmas. Wondering if we'll still be here for the next one.
No.12501
Watching the old mad max films, I've never seen the first one before and it's really fucking odd, it's like in the real world.
I watched the new one yesterday and it was fucking amazing.
No.12502
>add up my account transactions on steam
>£1394.64
hey it's not that bad for 4 years
r-right?
No.12503
>>12499
They might be having the same issue, I know it asked me to enter a captcha at some point recently. Being hit by a 9.7 million user botnet is a fairly good reason to turn on a 24-hour captcha however.
No.12504
>>12503
>9.7 million user botnet
yikes
who's doing it? butthurt half channers?
No.12505
>>12502
Mine is a total of £1083 for 8 years
Though the "sale price" for all of them totals £254, so my actual spend is probably closer to that
No.12506
>>12504
No, it was just one person exploiting Hola for the sake of it I believe. Read more about it here https://8ch.net/hola.html .
No.12507
>>12505
I added up what I paid for them.
No.12508
>>12507
>£350 a year on steam games
n-no that's not much…
No.12509
>>12501
I watched the first two a couple of years ago, I really enjoyed them actually. I'd like to see the new one too, but both my parents loathed the old ones, and I have no friends so I'll just have to wait until it's released on Blu Ray and pirate it.
No.12510
>>12508
Think about how much it takes to earn £350. A graphics card costs more than that.
No.12511
>>12502
I've spent £195.35 in 8.5 years. I've only ever bought one game on it that wasn't in a sale.
No.12512
>>12511
Fuck it, I'll delete my account to hide at least some of the shame before I kill myself.
No.12513
>>12512
give us your password mate, I'll look after it for you when you're dead
No.12514
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>>12512
S-somebody stop this go- I mean guy from killing himself! He's our biggest catch in years!
No.12515
>>12509
britfeel movie night holla
No.12516
it's either go to work tomorrow or lose my job
crunch time boys
No.12517
>>12516
do you hate it when you're there? Or is it not that bad?
No.12518
>>12517
it's pretty shit, how I feel varies. Some days are a fucking nightmare and drag on forever and some days are boring but not really that bad
No.12519
>>12518
give it another shot.
No.12520
why is hotwheels so based lads
https://vimeo.com/91583460
No.12521
>>12520
he seems like a faggot tbh
No.12522
>>12520
>working with a juden
Lads I'm not sure about this whole 8ch thing now
No.12523
>>12522
Imageboard on the britfeel site when?
No.12524
>>12523
>two boards
>britfeel and random
>the britfeel is locked to one thread, once the thread reaches x number of replies it autodeletes and the bot makes a new thread
>random is just used for people to dump torrents and reaction images and submit banners etc.
Would be nice, but we might lose the power to recruit from 8chan, we did get atleast two people from here if I remember correctly
No.12525
>>12523
Fucking hell mate what a great idea. I'll work on it when I'm back from the Pennine Way trip.
No.12526
>>12522
he ran away from juden to the Philippines
No.12527
>>12524
yeah I feel like that may be isolating us even moreso than is necessary.
No.12528
>>12527
yeah you might be right. Certainly nothing that needs rushing into but a good idea to keep on the backburner if 8ch goes to shit.
No.12529
>2016
>4chan is destroyed
>8ch britfeel is booming
>suddenly hotwheels announces a number of "new rules"
>it becomes 4chan 2.0
>the great migration begins anew
No.12530
>feminist thread on /r9k/
>make a reply to her pointing out the flaws in my argument
>she ignores me and instead replies to two shitposters
>then makes a post saying "she has to go get tacos"
I hate feminists so fucking much
>>12529
we're basically the Jews at this point
No.12531
>>12524
>>12527
The obvious thing to do for now would be to embed this board (as in, 8ch.net/britfeel/) into it somehow. How anyone would go about implementing that is beyond me however.
Perhaps just a link to the current thread would be good idea for now, we did the same thing with /emugen/ on halfchan using http://emulation.gametechwiki.com .
No.12532
>>12530
>we're basically the Jews at this point
we are britfeels chosen people, oy vey
No.12533
>>12532
English are the chosen people of Britannia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHALnYbGS1o
Gas the Scot.
No.12534
>>12531
honestly, we don't really need one as it stands. If you're the guy that made the britfeel website and just want to practice your webdev, go for it, though.
>>12532
Bloody 'Ell! Remember the /int/vasion! Gib NEETbux normie!
No.12535
>>12531
I'll pop a link to here on there, not so sure about embedding it m8
>>12534
I'm dolequestguy, yeah I'll give it a pop when I have time, I think it might be fun to have, but you right, right now this board is good enough.
No.12536
>>12529
The exodus from halfchan in mid-September was one of the greatest things I'd experienced on the internet. Ended up staying awake for a couple of days straight just trying to follow all the commotion and learning where to go.
9/10 - would do again, but not yet. Maybe a few years from now.
>>12534
>If you're the guy that made the britfeel website
I'm not, just throwing the suggestion in because I thought that creating our own imageboard was a little OTT and probably a detriment more than a convenience.
No.12537
I actually love the fact our weird little niche board has managed to fit comfortably in the top 100 boards here
No.12538
>>12535
dolequest when?
>>12537
I like that sometimes we get visitors.
No.12539
>>12538
One day mate.
One day.
No.12540
>>12537
>weird little niche board
8chan mostly consists of these, and I love them all. >>>/kind/ recently got into the top 25, and it's like having a board filled with scottish anime guy's having a permanent good day.
No.12541
>>12539
I believe in you
>>12540
>tfw not been having many good days recently
Think I might check that board out, cheers mate. It cheered me up a little reading your comment.
No.12542
Anime lads where you at?
Are there any other good animus like watamote out there? I don't really want any cute for cutes sake stuff, just some really relatable series. It's pathetic but that show really cut close to home.
No.12543
>>12542
welcome to the NHK if you're looking for NEET feels
No.12544
>>12542
Welcome to the NHK, but you've probably already seen it.
No.12545
No.12546
>>12543
>>12544
>>12545
wew lads mirin that response time.
I've literally seen no other animes so i'll look into these.
No.12547
No.12548
I almost did one of those longish shitposts
then I remembered
No.12549
>>12546
you'll enjoy NHK, it's a really top notch show.
>>12547
ayy
No.12550
>>12548
>tfw own too many URLs for all those failed projects you were going to do.
No.12551
>>12550
>>12548
Didn't mean to quote m8 sorry
No.12552
So I ordered three lots of cookie dough from pizza hut and they were all burnt.
I ate the last burnt one but I'm gunna have to throw the other two away. At least I got the ice cream, which was the main reason I wanted them anyway. at least It's healthier to not eat 3 lots of cookie dough.
No.12553
>>12549
thanks pal, any 'best place' to download episodes from?
No.12554
>>12551
thanks for the (You) anyway mate
No.12555
>>12547
>>>/yeezy/
WHY WON'T IT LINK
Post last edited at
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No.12557
>>12542
I'm also going to go out on a massive limb, and throw in Rozen Maiden. The MC is a NEET kid who stopped going to school due to social anxiety, and he just stays in his room ordering stuff online all day.
>>12546
You're in for a ride with NHK then, nothing in existence portrays NEET lyfe as accurately as that show.
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=675127
No.12558
>>12554
No problem, have another one.
Anyone up for a cheeky sync of the week?
http://www.sync-video.com/r/rYMABE4f
just put this on for some background to work to.
No.12559
>>12552
Didn't know cookie dough was a thing that existed, what's it like?
No.12560
>>12559
>Didn't know cookie dough was a thing that existed
No.12561
>>12559
The pizza hut one is usually good, it's basically a giant cookie, it's somewhat cooked so the outside is crispy but the inside is molten and gooey, comes with a small tub of vanilla ice cream.
You can buy it in shops too, but thats literally dough, although is really good.
No.12562
>>12556
>tfw only 2 seeders
;_;
No.12563
WHO PAPA JOHNS GIANT COOKIE / CINNAPIE HERE
pizza hut a shit
No.12564
>>12560
Feel like I say this everyday, but I'm massively cut off from everything outside of my room. I don't have any friends, ever go shopping, use phones, order food, or anything like that, so me finding out about foods really late, that everyone else already knows about is quite common.
I've literally never heard of cookie dough before just now.
No.12565
>>12564
I genuinely can't comprehend not knowing something like cookie dough.You're like the boy who was raised by wolves.
No.12567
>>12564
you're the hero britfeel needs anon
No.12568
>>12565
Pretty much, except instead of wolves it was lurking various forums from a young age, and then a mixture of /a/ and /v/ for the last 5 years.
Food and drink are the biggest gaps in my knowledge really, there are likely children that know than I do in those areas.
No.12569
>>12564
Oh man, you should check out Ben and Jerrys Cookie dough ice cream, its fucking amazing.
No.12570
>>12568
how do you get your food anon? Parents? How old are you? What do you typically eat in a day? What online communities do you hang out with other than us?
No.12571
>>12568
I-If you ever want to know anything about food and drink, I could help
No.12572
my mum told me the macros of my food when she gave it to me tonight lads
haven't worked out in over a month
No.12573
>>12572
get to the gym you fucking faggot or I'll rip your dick off
No.12574
>>12573
by the time I go to the gym and get back there's no time before work, and I can't work such a physical job while tired from lifting. everything is horrible.
No.12575
Going to start daily walks in the mornings tomorrow, with hopes to eventually break into runs.
I've put on some weight recently and now I'm 11 Stone 7, which is the heaviest I've ever been. Really need to sort this out.
No.12576
>>12575
remember that diet is incredibly important too. if you monitor your calories you won't gain weight
No.12577
stop making excuse and get to the gym right now you beta cuck, do you think everyone who has a physical job doesn't lift because they're too tired? GO NOW REEEEE
No.12578
>>12577
I'll maybe try tomorrow. I'm having a really bad day today.
No.12579
>>12570
>how do you get your food anon?
My mum buys it, she mostly goes to Aldi.
>How old are you?
23.
>What do you typically eat in a day?
Cereal usually something with chocolate in it for breakfast, a ham sandwich and a chocolate miniroll for lunch yes, I'm that guy, and dinner can vary.
We never have anything super crazy though, just things like sausages and chips, pepperoni pizza, chicken curry, spaghetti bolognese, roast dinner once a week. In recent years we've started having things like chicken wraps and stir fry, which I think of as being quite exotic, but I know they probably aren't.
>What online communities do you hang out with other than us?
None really anymore, I'll pop in 8/v/ every so often though.
>>12571
Thanks mate. Quick question, how does everyone know what to get when having foreign stuff? On the rare occasion that my family has a chinese take-away or something, they always go next door to get me a saveloy and chips from the chippy because I don't understand what all that asian stuff is. I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes.
No.12580
>>12574
What do you do for a living?
No.12581
No.12582
>>12579
just order something at random mate. A good bet would be sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice, it's a pretty quintessential Chinese takeout dish so you're likely to enjoy it. You just need to sort of pick things at random and try them if you don't have any real knowledge of food.
Every single chinese in existence will stock this, so you don't even need to look at the menu. Just tell them that's what you want.
No.12583
>>12579
I like a cheeky chinky or indian now and then, It's just a case of buying something, tasting it, and then getting it again if you like it or not.
Annoying when they put foreign words in it but soon you'll know what a peshwari naan, tarka daal, sag aloo, tofu szechuan or pad thai are.
No.12584
>>12579
> I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes.
See here's the thing. We all start by doing this once. Just find the menu or look online and see what you might like.
No.12585
>>12580
factory
>>12581
this isn't me but I'm assuming he's just trying to help
No.12586
>>12579
>they always go next door to get me a saveloy and chips from the chippy because I don't understand what all that asian stuff is. I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes
you're the type of person that fucks me off, I hate it when people go to the chinese and get chips. Just try something, anything. Chinese is GOAT
No.12587
>>12575
>11 Stone 7
how tall are you?
No.12588
No.12589
I really want a job that involves a lot of driving tbh lads, like a postman or something. It almost wouldn't feel like a job just driving around and delivery parcels.
No.12591
Just spent hours listening to my housemate go on about how dating Chad is shit and she's slept with eight guys since they've been together, but she still loves him. What the fuck mates.
No.12593
>>12591
How is living with a female?
No.12594
>>12588
you manlet, I'm 5 9 and I was a girl for most my life
No.12595
>>12591
tell her that you're number 9
No.12596
>>12575
>11st7lb
>Heavy
Are you 5'5''?
No.12597
>>12582
>>12583
>>12584
>>12586
Fuck it, this shit makes me anxious just thinking about it. I'll just stick with what I know, I'd hate to waste mine or anyone else's money on something I might not eat.
No.12598
>>12597
Tell us the food you like and we can recommend some things to try that are similar. Use your own money to try it out so you won't feel guilty.
No.12599
>>12595
she's probably full of aids though
No.12600
>>12597
order online, you can google what everything is and don't have to talk to anyone
No.12601
>>12599
use a rubber la' ;)
No.12602
>>12597
wow
Here's an idea mate. next time the family gets chinese, ask to try a bit of theirs? If you don't like it, you haven't wasted a whole order.
No.12603
>>12601
ayy cheeky 1 there la' ;)
No.12604
>>12601
she doesn't like them, says they make it feel weird, and she wouldn't tell me this if she didn't know I was a total cuck with no chance
No.12605
>>12597
just ask to try a bite of their food next time, if they ask why just say you want to try something new but were worried you'd waste a whole meal if you ordered it. Simple.
No.12606
>>12597
Here's an idea mate just ask to try a bite of their food next time, if they ask why just say you want to try something new but were worried you'd waste a whole meal if you ordered it. Simple.
No.12607
>>12606
you're a cheeky one you are
No.12608
>>12606
I fucking knew it was you greencuck
tired of your shit
No.12612
>>12611
you love us really
you faggot
No.12613
No.12614
>>12611
>stannis
into the trash
No.12615
>>12613
greencuck revealed himself as the one that had been copying our posts onto the other chan
the little fucking shit mememaster fuck
No.12616
>>12615
u wot?
I only copied that one post just then.
No.12617
>>12600
I didn't know you could do that, but I'd have to explain it to my mum and stuff though, or even answer the door, so that's not going to happen.
>>12602
>>12605
I guess a lot of my problem is that I usually don't talk at the dinner table, at least on the odd occasions that we're sitting at the table anyway. They normally eat in the living room while I eat in my bedroom at my computer desk, especially with something like a take-away.
>>12598
I like the things I listed in >>12579 , bit really I think I'm going to drop the subject, I've gone anxious as fuck over a discussion about food. It's so embarrassing not knowing all this stuff already, and I know it's a common topic out in the real world.
No.12618
>>12616
sure buddy
I'm onto you shitlord
>>12617
It's up to you mate, just go down and ask. They'd probably be chuffed to see you're opening yourself up to new experiences.
No.12619
>>12615
fuck was it him?
THAT FUCKING SLUG
No.12620
>>12618
I-I haven't posted on halfchan britfeel in weeks la'
No.12621
>>12612
maybe
you fucking fag
No.12622
>>12619
SAG is just shit stirring because he's in a bad mood.
No.12623
>>12617
justeat.com, it's pretty handy, and don't worry about it, I can't even eat in front of other people I'm so crazy
No.12624
>>12617
Don't be embarrassed mate. We all have little things like this that we make a big deal of internally. If you want to drop the subject that's alright, but don't feel shit if you want to bring it up later if you're more comfortable with it or want some advice.
No.12625
>>12620
>>12622
>>12619
ARREST THE SLUG
>>12621
>stannis
Miss me yet?
No.12626
>>12625
wasn't he in misfits?
No.12627
NO GOT SPOILERS PLEASE STOP
No.12628
>>12625
get to the gym you fucker
No.12629
>>12627
everyone gets raped and dies
No.12630
>>12626
yes but I know him for his character in GoT
>>12628
I'll try working out tomorrow
>>12627
No spoilers, just posting my favourite character alongside my favourite epic meme
No.12631
No.12632
>>12630
>I'll try
I'm going to post get to the gym everyday until you go la'
No.12633
>>12618
>>12623
>>12624
Thanks guys, if the opportunity to have a take-away ever arises again, I'll know who to ask.
Maybe I'll even order one myself before the year ends, that seems like a realistic goal to have.
No.12634
I want to subscribe to a mystery box, are they any good ones?
No.12635
>>12633
you're gonna make it brah. And when you do; buy a party hat for yourself and take some photos.
No.12636
>>12617
yeah what this guy said >>12624 we don't judge and only want to help our fellow robot. Greencuck might call you gay but ignore him.
But in your own time lad
No.12637
>>12632
well I don't have money for the gym but consider this post a pushups roll then
>>12634
pretty sure they're all shit
>>12633
baby steps mate, don't worry yourself. just take it slow
No.12638
So after staying awake until about 12 I decided to take a nap for a few hours. Woke up by my alarm turned it off, made the rookie mistake of lying back down and I swear I just blinked and it was suddenly 7. It's gonna be another long night.
No.12639
>>12636
>not enjoying food from other cultures
bit gay tbh
No.12640
>>12639
>voting green
>sucking paki cock
bit gayer tbh
No.12641
>>12638
I need to be up at 6 tomorrow, but I woke up at 5, not sure if it's worth sleeping
No.12642
>>12640
sorry la'? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me eating crunchy papadums
No.12643
Put some bacon flavoured super noodles in the microwave lads, super excited about them, and can smell them already while sat in my room.
Feeling pretty pumped about walking tomorrow and I'm sleepy atm as well, after food I'll go to bed and hopefully I'll wake up early. Might even try and get back onto drinking shitloads of water and eating apples tomorrow. I can make it, right guys?
No.12644
>>12643
of course you can mate
good luck
No.12645
>>12642
sorry lad I forgot english isn't your first language
گرین گندگی ہے
No.12646
No.12647
>>12643
nice man, I've only ever had the chicken, is bacon good?
you can do it anon
No.12648
>>12645
put it through google translate
kek
No.12649
>>12647
Bacon are super good, I've only had chicken and bacon because I dont generally like most of the flavours they have, I dont like much food in general though.
No.12650
I'm off to bed lads. going to watch the second season finale of Enterprise.
No.12651
>>12649
most of them taste pretty fake to me, might try bacon though
No.12652
>>12645
أقول إن لي أن نرى ما يحدث
(^:
No.12653
lads do you just ever stare into your eyes in the mirror and wonder what happened to make you so dead inside
No.12654
>>12653
when I get close to a mirror I feel my nerves tingle as if I were near someone else
i've been alone so long
No.12655
>>12653
Nah, I can painfully recall everything that put me where I am today
No.12656
Done with my noodles, going to lie in bed and watch Ouran host club until I fall asleep.
No.12657
>>12654
I get that too in a weird kind of way, like a sense the person in the mirror isn't you, but some sort of weird, uncanny doppelganger. Sometimes I have to look away because I find it too unsettling.
>>12655
Fair enough lad
>>12656
sleep well friend.
No.12658
>>12653
Yes, mostly when I haven't showered or washed my hair for weeks, haven't slept for at least 24 hours, been staring at computer monitors the entire time, and haven't been eating properly.
I'll have greasy unkempt hair, greasy skin, black bags around bloodshot eyes, a beard that goes down to my adam's apple, cheeks caved in, and a "why haven't I killed myself already" look on my face.
A long, hard look at myself in that miserable state usually pushes me towards getting my shit together a bit, as it did the other day. Looking at myself after a shower, a shave, brushing my hair, and with a smile on my face always makes me feel like I'm gonna make it after all.
No.12659
No.12660
>>12657
yeah, it doesn't look like me
though that could be being a tranny
No.12661
No.12662
No.12663
I'm off to bed, still doing alright with my restarted routine so far. Goodnight guys.
No.12664
No.12665
No.12666
>>12665
well that didn't work
No.12667
No.12668
>>12667
it was meant to be a creepy winking face
No.12670
>>12660
>haha guise I'm a tranny btw
ree tbh
No.12671
>>12670
it's a large part of my life and affects me a lot, I can shut up about it if you want
No.12672
No.12673
No.12674
>>12672
>>12671
Don't listen to this guy. Tell us more.
No.12675
>>12674
he's a FtM mate take your faggy trap fantasies elsewhere
No.12676
No.12677
>>12672
I don't think it's a big deal him talking about it so long as it's not shoe horned into every post. We're all outcasts here
No.12678
These captchas are fucking terrible on mobile Internet, guess I'm out for the rest of the day lads
No.12679
>>12678
maybe it's a good thing I can't post so easy today
No.12680
I fucking did it boys
signed off work for two glorious fucking weeks
Anyone here got any experience with Sertraline?
No.12681
>>12679
actually worked today ?
>>12680
nice one, ur a lucky anon anything good planned ?
>sertraline
Sorry no
No.12682
>>12681
>anything planned
Gonna hit the gym hard fam
No.12683
>>12682
sounds scerry from my perspective as that's along time to use expending energy but you seem excited anon, that's what counts right ?
No.12684
>>12683
>that's what counts right ?
That's what it's all about my man
>that's along time to use expending energy
You'd be surprised honestly, you can get a decent workout in with only 30-40 minutes of free time.
No.12685
No.12686
>>12684
I can hike for Britain and regularly out for a few hours a day but what little upper body strength I need to exert I reserve for work. I tried doing some pull ups off a tree branch last week, I managed two, even 40 mins sounds freakishly scary and that is before the 'paying' for a gym, being near the asians durka durka'ing while on roids and the constant crappy electro pumping out. I would be enough literally kill me before I tried to warm-up. I do fancy a multi gym at home though
No.12687
Didn't wake up early, didn't go for a walk. FML guys.
At least I enjoyed some Ouran Host Club last night.
No.12688
>>12686
just buy a pull up bar and ab wheel, that's a £20 investment and you're good to go.
No.12689
>>12685
>due to their appallingly low levels of skills
Man if only there were some sort of unskilled labour jobs they could do.
Oh but wait we imported in hundreds of thousands of foreigners to do those :v)
No.12690
>>12689
Don't be racist anon! No reason a long term unemployed boy fresh out of school shouldn't be able to compete with a grown man who has years of hard work on his CV!
:v)
No.12691
>>12688
>ab wheel
are they those bar attached to some wheels things ? I think our lass bought one of those years back in one of her attempts of spending money to lose weight, instead of actual you know excercise
No.12692
>>12689
Stop using my smug face you pricks
No.12693
>>12682
Post a time stamp of you at the gym pls
No.12694
>>12690
Many kids these days seem to be lacking in what we used to call nounce and nearly all old people have 0 relevant PC skills
No.12695
>>12691
>are they those bar attached to some wheels things ?
yes
>instead of actual you know excercise
ab wheels are pretty good at isolating the core actually
No.12696
lads I can't stop clenching my jaw and it keeps shaking and shit
had this for a few days now, I feel like I'm on MDMA
No.12697
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>>12695
I was trying to refer to her buying this stuff and not using it, like all her diets she does for not long and the 12 month long direct debits for gyms she never went to after a month
>>12696
too late for a tetanus ? the unreliable yahoo is saying axiety though m8, other than take advantage and have a budget rave maybe see a Dr ?
No.12698
>>12685
>britfeel news filter didn't even pick it up
I'll have to sort that out, thats top related news there.
Also one day until I start the pennine way. Just found out it's going to rain the first two days.
Hows everyone doing
No.12699
>tfw I am LITERALLY having a cheeky nandos right now
No.12700
>>12697
>have a budget rave
kek, if it turns out my new meds are safe to take with alcohol I honestly might, flying high right now
I was vaccinated for tetanus many moons ago so I think I'm safe on that count!~
No.12701
>>12700
You should just do weed instead of this crap made in labs. It's natural and makes you feel gud.
No.12702
>>12701
I've smoked weed before and I don't really like it. Weed mellows me out, I like to take stuff that makes me feel anon, not stuff that makes me happy to vegetate in front of the computer for hours on end like I usually do.
No.12703
>>12702
depends what strain you smoke la'
No.12704
>>12698
May I recommend you stop for lunch/dinner in the Packhorse on day 4 (some good grub in there and they had a Grey Hawk beer last time I was in) Also rain round here is usually temporary so what may look like all day can be a 10 minute shower or none at all on the hill you're on (could also be torrential all day).
enjoy it's a grand part of the world
>>12701
>>12702
Horses for courses, like all tools it's only perfect for the right job.
No.12705
>>12703
I've smoked pineapple express, purple kush and one called blue cheese, what strains are those m8?
No.12706
>>12703
only useful when chosing your own seeds m8, 98% of dealers would just look at you stupid and give you a bag of Kronik or Blues even if you did ask for for a bushell of his finest sativa
No.12707
>>12705
probably mostly indica if not 50/50, sativas are tricker to grow and flower longer
No.12708
>>12704
>May I recommend you stop for lunch/dinner in the Packhorse on day 4
Yeah I will do! I've only really planned it up to Hebden Bridge, I figure things will just work themselves out, not really the sort of person to plan too far ahead. Cheers though, I'll definitely pop my head in.
No.12709
>>12707
eh, I'll maybe look into it sometime. But honestly I've already been hit by setraline sides today and it's actually pretty good, feel really energetic.
No.12710
>>12708
We hiked over to there on Sunday, quaint village and I insist you stop in the Old Gate pub if in HB. Amazing place for the craft beers.
No.12711
>>12705
Pineapple express is a hybrid, although sativa dominant. I've had it myself but it made me pretty bad anxiety. Purple Kush and Blue cheese are indica. I currently have White Widow and it makes me feel great, no anxiety at all.
>>12706
thats why I get mine online
No.12712
>>12711
I'll look into it, don't want to take any drugs while I'm on medication though, going to take it for the full two weeks I've been prescribed and then just take it from there
No.12713
>>12711
what you paying for 'names like that online ? How does it arrive ? if you don't mind the questions
No.12714
>>12713
not him but it's cheaper than the street price if you order it online, dealing is decentralised these days. Most kids just order a few ounces off the dark net for like 50-75% of street value and sell it for a markup.
No.12715
>>12713
It arrives anywhere you want it to m8. It's very stealthy and doesn't smell. When you get it online you actually know what you are getting, it's like eBay in that the vendor gets feedback. £10 a g for medicinal grade stuff normally.
No.12716
>>12710
I think I'm going to bypass Hebden Bridge this time, went there last year and got too cosy with a hostel and a takeaway. Plan to just go down Calder Valley and up into a campsite on the other site in the same day.
No.12717
>>12714
was thinking of doing the same with MDMA myself, I liked some of the prices but I'm not entirely sure how to obtain bitcoins safely with no bank or credit card or my own.
>>12715
£10 a g ? maybe I could sell online and get bitcoins that way
>>12716
probably best, I'd live in the Old Gate if I could
No.12718
>>12717
Depends on the vendor £10-12 is the average probably. Obviously a lot cheaper if you buy in bulk. There's listings for like 1-5kg of it too.
No.12719
Can't stop commenting on the dailymail comments lads.
No.12720
Just went for a walk around the block, managed 2/3 of a mile, but my legs were ceasing up a bit around halfway, had to slow down to jamaican speeds.
Still, I feel great afterwards, there might be some truth in that vitamin D malarkey after all.
No.12721
>>12720
excercise is great for helping you feel good mate, go out a few times a week and you'll feel much better
No.12722
>>12719
do you live darn saarffff ?
>>12721
I got depressed when I didn't go out, then I rescued a dog could not be without her now
No.12723
>>12722
Yeah, I do. Stalking my profile m8 :v)?
No.12724
>>12719
nope I see you now
No.12725
>wanted to go on text chat and talk shit to randoms
>omegle isn't working
y-you too
No.12726
I'm upboating you but I only half agree with your comments, minimum wage ruined this country and why I went self employed, having to pay pakis that barely speak english £7 an hour has ruined the chance of any higher wages, paying people what they are worth was a much better system, that and alot of the kids I've hired I've had to follow round to tell them to get off their phones plus a lack of common sense
No.12727
Nandos is actually really nice and not particularly cheeky at all
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>>12726
To be honest mate I'm projecting a bit. I'm a NEET and I'm not averse to work. I'm annoyed that what were minimum wage jobs are now apprenticeships.
I'm considering self employment because I've got a few projects I could at least show I'm working on to qualify for inwork bennies.
No.12730
>>12728
I do enjoy rattling daily mail readers though, so obsessed with the misdirection and bullshit the Fail put out
No.12731
>>12729
Do it m8, nothing like making your own money, it certainly makes you more determind as is easy to hit above the £20k max most jobs will allow you to aspire wage wise and also tax rates are lower. And I agree people kinda deserve a living wage but when you open bank accounts for a living and the paki next to you doesn't understand what valid ID is required and doesn't understand enough English to even learn what is required but fills a nice quota it's fucking insulting and the reason why wages don't really go above £7 an hour, and with a lifetimes slaving you only hit around the 20-30k mark does make being a NEET a more varied life. You have so much freedom to play vidya
No.12732
Just went to the corner shop guys, packed my shit into bags, smiling at the old lady behind the counter, turn to leave, she says something, super thick accent, so I just smile and nod, she says it again, still no idea, I head for the door, she says super slow 'you forgot to pay'
so now she either thinks I'm the shittest thief ever or a total retard.
At least she's not a qt
No.12733
>>12732
>she says something in a super thick accent, so I just smile and nod
lord all might do I know this feel
surrounded by peasants 24/7
No.12734
>>12733
I used to think I was going deaf or something, no, just surrounded by immigrants I can't understand
No.12735
just had a sick work out lads, now I'm gonna have a dooby. My muscles feel all tingly tehe.
No.12737
Went on my walk into town, half hour there and half an hour back, stopped off in costa for a panini in the middle, feet are killing me and I got shin splints 15 minutes into the walk there. Oh well, it's a start.
Now to find something to do for the rest of the day, maybe some reading or something.
No.12738
>>12737
Fuck man, an hour walking. I was nearly falling over after just 20 minutes at a snails pace.
No.12739
>>12738
Im the manlet that was complaining about being 11 stone 7 yesterday, so this is going to be daily for me. I want to die.
I can't run for shit though, hopefully after this walking lark gets easier I'll be able to start running.
No.12740
>>12739
don't start too hard or you'll hurt yourself, but if you can do it then well done, keep it up
No.12741
>>12740
I did an hour of walking with a 20 minute break halfway through, it's about the furthest I can push myself, but not too much.
No.12742
running a nice hot bath lads, injured my back at work and the heat helps it
not sure what I'll do with the rest of my day, the combination of getting up before 9 and being signed off work gives me so much free time. I'll probably just tidy my room and play a bit of vidya.
My plan is to get sickpay for as long as I can and then return to work on a part time basis, that way I'll still be raking in dosh while I look for a cushier job in the city
currently feeling cautiously optimistic
No.12743
>>12741
sounds good mate, keep it up and it'll be easy in no time.
>>12742
Sounds good as well
No.12744
I walked 10 miles about a month ago just to see if I'd be able to go hiking in the future. It was nice, I walked through a forest, my feet felt quite saw but I reckon with a 15 minute break I could of kept going
No.12745
>>12744
There are 6047 pedos in a 2.5 mile radius? Wat
No.12746
>>12745
He was walking round Rotherham m8
No.12749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBf8MyGaEk4
>Chris Rock walks on
>says race line
>Tina Fey walks on
>says gender line
Oh boy I didn't see that coming.
Kike media, never again.
No.12750
No.12751
Well fuck. Shitty fucking fuck shit. SHIT! Slept through yet another day despite going to bed at about 3, alarms are doing jack shit. Guess I'm a creature of the night now.
>WRYYYYYYY!
No.12752
>>12750
they do put on an amazing show, but then if your watching that your not raving hard enough. I do love my yearly set off of Andrew Weatherall's (the guy who put them on the map)
No.12753
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>>12750
Too moody and repetitive for me, that kind of shit does my head in.
I'm more of a classic house and garage head, but I don't mind delving into the old breakbeat hardcore every now and again just because it's mental.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJjR3EcmhJo
No.12754
>>12750
>raves
just full of drunk/high idiots making out, sounds fun, but my anxiety would kill me before I made it through the door.
No.12755
>>12753
have you been to any raves/shows m8?
No.12756
>>12751
maybe you've got some king of sleep disorder
No.12757
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>>12756
some kind. A king of sleep would be cool too though
No.12759
>>12754
everyones too drunk/high to care if you sperg out anyway (if you do).
No.12760
>>12759
No 'ifs' about me sperging out, just put me in a crowd and wait
No.12761
>>12756
>>12758
I've slept through
>Firework shows
>War re-enactments
>Earthquakes
>Thunderstorms
Bow down peasants, king of sleep coming through.
No.12762
>>12761
I'm pretty decent at sleep, but that is impressive, guess I'll just have to be the Lord of lazy or something.
No.12763
>>12755
Not really, besides a couple of sets I've done myself. I prefer to be in control of the sound myself rather than at another DJ's whim.
>>12754
Yeah, since the majority of club music turned moody as fuck in the 90s (and just radio-tier chart-shit after about 2005) most people are just out to get pissed or because it's the "cool" thing to do, rather than dance and enjoy the music. The sound systems are shit, the lighting is piss poor, and the dance floor is usually rock hard and kills your feet after five minutes.
Being a DJ is still fun though.
No.12764
>>12757
IIRC there was a Dr or Phd student on AspiesForFreedom who asking for people to fill out her survey for a study/thesis on aspergers and MDMA use; as apparently it's quite high amongst diagnosed people
>>12753
Fantasia is a little too old even for me, it was Ark, Angels and Vibealite round these parts when I was too young to be sensible
No.12765
>>12764
Did they work out why that was? I'm shit scared of drugs, I'm already crazy, don't want to mess myself up even more
No.12766
>>12765
I'm sure the forums closed down before the study was finished.
>>12763
I'd warm up for you after the Britfeels Light Music Club ever get a gig
No.12767
>>12766
>I'd warm up for you after the Britfeels Light Music Club ever get a gig
Cheers mate, I'm also supposed to be playing keyboard for the band. We'll figure it out when the time comes.
Also you've reminded me of something:
>dj on before me asks me what sort of thing I'll be playing
>"deep and soulful house m8"
>"gotcha"
>think "wow that's nice of him, I guess he's gonna play something that will lead into my set better than the shite he's playing now"
>he plays an electro remix of smells like teen spirit
>mfw
No.12768
>>12767
>electro remix of smells like teen spirit
the fuck?
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>>12769
>bows down before the master
Wow, do you play out a lot? I so can't read a crowd and nerves make me kinda stick to what I thought would go down well (which i'll have experimented with for days before hand)
No.12771
>>12769
well thats..interesting, not my kind of thing, but it must take talent to do
No.12772
>match with girl on tinder
>she tells me to add her on facebook
>find out after a couple messages that she has a boyfriend, but still "wants to chat to new people"
Is she looking to cuck him or am I being pulled into orbit here?
No.12773
No.12774
>diet coke bottles now have red lids
this is annoying me more than it should
No.12775
>>12772
no idea mate, are you good looking/rich/charismatic?
No.12776
>>12774
Fucking tell me about it, I feel uncomfortable every time I walk past the drinks section in Tesco. They have to know this is bothering people, they just have to.
No.12777
>>12776
it makes it so much harder to tell them apart now, the font is different too, I know it's fucking autistic but it really bothers me
No.12778
>>12777
Oh I can tell them apart, the labels are still grey but that's why it bothers me. If it was all red I wouldnt mind. why the fuck do they have 2 colours now.
No.12779
>>12778
place near me does a top down thing, but yeah, the mixing pisses me off too
No.12780
>>12770
>Wow, do you play out a lot?
Not at all, the last time was probably about 4 or 5 years ago. Social anxiety has pretty much ruined my life over the last decade, which is why I'm really focused on getting over it this year.
I'm surprisingly confident once I'm behind a pair of decks though. It's just getting to that point which is the hard part.
>>12771
DJing is a piece of piss, not even kidding.
I'm not quite sure how bad ones even exist if I'm honest. As long as you can hear, have a sense of rhythm, and a decent taste for music that makes people want to dance, anyone can do it.
No.12781
>>12780
>Social anxiety has pretty much ruined my life over the last decade, which is why I'm really focused on getting over it this year.
you can do it anon
One day I will come and see one of your sets!
No.12782
>>12775
not really any of those things no, though I guess I'm pretty funny over text/messaging
fuck it I don't even care what her intentions are lads, I'm so starved for female attention I'll take it in literally any form I can get
No.12783
>>12782
she's quite clearly looking to cuck
just be aggressive and confident anon
tinder has made me lose faith in women, one of my friends has cucked like 4 men through tinder. It's atrocious.
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>>12781
Thanks mate, I'll let you know if I ever make it.
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No.12786
>>12785
Looks who's talking.
No.12787
>>12785
has gotten pretty normie in here
I think a few of us are aspiring to break out of our miserable lives
No.12788
>>12786
that makes me physically ill.
No.12789
>>12787
aspiring and succeeding are different things though
No.12790
>>12773
there's nothing stopping you from going on it anon
No.12792
>>12791
>I respect myself too much to interact with women!
No.12793
>>12791
>self respect
do you know where you are?
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No.12795
>>12794
ree tinder
ree gym
ree making music
ree planning anything except how to kill yourself
No.12796
>>12795
Gym isn't normie. It's the best medication against delression la.
No.12797
>>12792
>interact with women
…on tinder. That's the important part.
>>12793
>do you know where you are?
Yes, we're mostly kissless virgins, right? I know I am.
No.12798
>>12797
>…on tinder. That's the important part.
so where do you interact with women then?
No.12799
the halfchan britfeel today has to be the worst one in months. Absolute shit
No.12800
>>12798
Nowhere, but I'm not about to start with girls looking to cuck their boyfriends using a phone dating app.
No.12801
>>12800
>Nowhere
well at least you've got your self respect to keep you warm at night
No.12802
>>12801
That I have, that I have.
No.12803
>>12799
I'm curious as to how bad it has to get before you stop going there altogether.
No.12804
>>12803
I browse r9k in general anyway, so no harm in checking the britfeel thread to see how they're fairing.
No.12805
>>12795
You know you can make music without ever leaving your bedroom, right? Much like planning to kill yourself, it requires neither leaving the house or socialising, and usually develops out of a lack of both.
No.12806
Pennine way stuff is all packed lads. I'll see you all soon. Until then I trust you'll keep this board paki, green and leftist free.
I'm going to miss you guys. Let's hope the north has wifi.
No.12807
>>12805
yes
my point was none of those things are overtly "normie" yet they get quite easily misclassed because they're all things normies do
No.12809
>>12806
Good luck mate, hope you enjoy yourself. If you do find wifi anywhere, pop in and let us know how you're doing.
No.12810
>>12807
>irony sensor fails again
This fucking autism I swear.
No.12811
>>12806
>leftist free
Go and stay go
No.12812
>>12810
what the fuck are you even talking about?
No.12813
>>12812
oh wait, you were calling out your own autism, I thought you were calling me autistic lel
No.12814
>>12812
I have asperger's, so I didn't see that you were doing the "ree making music" shit ironically. I thought you were being serious, and responded as such.
No.12815
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No.12817
>>12811
me and this board are two of one soul
I will return
:v)
No.12818
>>12815
Pirate a DAW of your choice (FL Studio, Ableton Live, etc.) and some VSTs if you want, watch a few videos, read a few articles, then get cracking.
No.12819
>>12814
you are quite something
No.12820
>>12818
Is this just for electro music?
No.12821
>>12820
It's for anything you want to make 99% of music made since the late 90s was made using a computer for the most part, although if you want to record external things like instruments and vocals, you'll want to get a decent usb audio interface and some mics.
An audio interface is recommended anyway (along with a decent pair of headphones), better quality outputs than your shitty motherboard or laptop one, and ASIO will improve input/output latency and audio processing efficiency drastically.
No.12822
>/Britfeel/ art collective
No.12824
>>12811
greencuck you fucking slug
No.12825
>>12822
the light music club is becoming a reality
I'm pretty chuft about this
No.12826
>>12824
Where has this slug thing come from?
No.12827
>>12826
one day someone called him a slug and it was really funny so it just sort of caught on
No.12828
Right lads, it's become apparent that there's a couple musically minded people ITT, if I dumped some entry level/mainstream/pleb/whateverthefuckpretentiousfaggotscallit tier music could you give me some reccomendations of things I might like?
No.12829
>>12828
My bloody valentine
No.12830
>>12826
>act like a slug
>hurr why do people call me a slug?
gee I wonder
No.12831
>>12829
I hadn't even listed the artists I like yet anon
No.12832
>>12830
How the fuck do you act like a slug
No.12833
>>12831
I know you like yeezy la ;)
No.12834
>>12828
Others might, but I pretty much live in my own little musical bubble, and have contempt for most things outside of it.
Much like my own life really.
No.12835
>>12832
the behaviour you are currently exhibiting is very slug-like
No.12836
>>12833
Right I'm just going to list some shit then
>Kanye
>Tyler the Creator
>Mumford and Sons
>Nirvana
>Pendulum
>Chase and Status
>Tempa T
>Biffy Clyro
also stuff that makes you feel like you have a head high, you know like when you're listening to an electronic track and the high notes just go right into your brain and convert themselves into good feelings and you get hype as fuck? Stuff like that.
No.12837
>>12836
God SAG you need to sort your shit out.
>tempa t
>chase and status
>Mumford and sons
Try some aphex twin and Jon Hopkins for some electro. Both pretty accessible.
No.12838
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>>12836
Prodigy
Aphex Twin
Venetian Snares
JosipOnDeck (embed) :v)
Iron and Wine
The entire THPS2 Soundtrack
No.12839
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>>12837
are you implying BASED Tempa T is bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8jIWIb65c
also isn't Aphex like experimental shit? I could be wrong but it doesn't sound like something that would get my hyped up m8, isn't he the one who did that "in the belly of the machine, and the machine is bleeding to death" song?
No.12840
>>12836
>Right I'm just going to list some shit then
And boy did you just.
This is just like when someone lists CoD, Battlefield and FIFA as their favourite vidya. Or Naruto, Bleach and One Piece as their favourite anime.
No.12841
>>12840
post some music then fuccboi
>>12838
embed some non meme songs and I'll check them out
I already listen to based Josip
No.12842
>>12841
Listen to some Oasis, lad.
No.12843
>>12842
everyone knows oasis
we have to go deeper
No.12844
>>12843
retro child porn images saved as a .wav file and slowed down 800x
No.12845
>>12839
That is exactly what I am saying. Grime is for 12 year olds m8. Seriously. Just lieten to american hip hop instead. Run the jewels, billy woods etc
>>12843
Il list some more after I finish watching warm bodies
No.12847
http://somafm.com/
Usually what I'm plugged into, bound to find something that matches your taste.
No.12848
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>not listening to sea shanties
plebs, the lot of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfeEY71r9Vc
No.12849
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>>12846
I love this and I'm going to download it. I'm partial to didgeridoo and chanting.
This guy goes absolutely mental in some tracks
https://youtu.be/Ahvs1VQOd4k?t=93
No.12851
>>12839
>post some music then fuccboi
Alright then. Here's a few bits and bobs of stuff I love, without going into my real passion (House) which isn't for everyone.
Also your description was pretty much the definition of Trance music, but I hate that shit, so I can't help you there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNdyZmN0ZGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2N2LMwNW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfG8tcEl3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSvJ6EYWuUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfyXk83gaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hKmeSqIIbk
No.12852
>>12836
Gunna go in the other direction to everyone else and suggest some more rock based stuff.
>Hot Water Music
>Against Me
>Gaslight Anthem
>The Lawrence Arms
>Chuck Ragan
No.12853
>>12844
I like it
>>12851
do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>12852
I'm listening to Gaslight Anthem and they're alright, I'll definitely look into them some more. Cheers.
No.12854
>>12853
Theyre probably my favourite of the list, and every one of their albums has a different feel to it, with the newer one being a bit darker, but the frontman divorced his wife, so it's to be expected. Their EP Senor and The Queen is absolutely amazing.
No.12855
>>12854
> but the frontman divorced his wife
nobody is safe from being cucked by a succubi
No.12856
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>>12853
>do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
No.12858
>>12855
It's fucking crazy, the difference between the love in some of his earlier songs compared to the new album is horrible to see. Guy married his childhood sweetheart at 18, and then they split 17 years later.
No.12859
>>12853
>>12856
>>12857
>asked to post music
>post music
>get meme'd
I should have known this would happen.
No.12860
>>12859
how could I resist when you put up all that 80s stuff?
No.12861
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>>12860
It wasn't super cheesy 80s pop or rock though, it was mostly underground funk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpj92I20gKo
No.12862
>>12857
…there is an idea of a lad, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real lad, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can down my cold pint and you can waggle my willy and feel flesh against yours and maybe you can even sense our banter is probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to get twatted on any given level. The Banter is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent willy waggler. My personality is cheeky and unformed, my absolute madness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my stella disappeared a long time ago (probably at Nandos). if they ever did exist. There are no more slags to shag. All I have in common with the lad and the madman, the vicious and the evil, all the banter I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: just b urself, works for me tbh. Yet I am blameless. Each model of vauxhall corsa must be assumed to have some validity. Is cheeky something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for any lad. In fact, I want my bants to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this—and I have countless times, in just about every act I’ve committed—and coming willy-to-willy with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant fuck all tbh lads….
No.12865
>>12862
now THIS is funposting
No.12869
>>12865
glad you liked it anon
No.12870
how long do you niggas ball?
No.12872
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Welp, let's get down with our bad selves!
No.12873
>>12871
do you like prince la'?
No.12874
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>>12873
Not the biggest fan, but better than a lot of shit out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY
No.12875
>>12851
I like to dig in your box anon
No.12876
>>12851
Are you a real robot? You wouldn't think many robots would be into dance/house
No.12877
>>12875
I meant in the future hopeful participle
No.12878
>go on omegle
>add /britfeel/ as an interest
>wait a few minutes
>gets directed to a random because they couldn't match me with someone
why
No.12879
>>12878
Glad tbh, I fully expect if we're around long enough that "britfeel" will achieve pepe-levels of normie exposure. Until then, I won't complain.
No.12880
>>12876
A real robot listens to Taylor Swift - something neither one of you has yet to bring up.
No.12881
>>12878
I'll add it to my tags once I finish the conversation I'm on
No.12882
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>>12876
I am, but my dad has been a DJ since way back in the day, so I grew up listening to his collection of soul, rare groove, disco, jazzfunk, electro, hip hop, house, and garage.
And yes, he is white british.
>>12875
Thanks man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyVZA0ciA0c
No.12884
>>12880
>Taylor Swift
>not the normiest of the normie
Get out
No.12885
Head's spinning, vision's gone high contrast again and I'm really aware of my heartbeat. Fuck I hate when this happens.
No.12886
>>12882
>and yes, he is White British
And what's your mum?
No.12887
>>12886
Half English, half Irish.
No.12888
>>12882
Was he a well known DJ? That's pretty cool.
Race shouldn't be a factor tbh.
No.12889
>>12887
>half Irish
>not 100% British
OUT
jk
No.12890
>>12885
what's wrong with you lad?
No.12891
>>12888
>Race shouldn't be a factor tbh.
It wouldn't be, if nonwhites weren't so inferior.
No.12892
>>12885
You on drugs Calvin?
No.12893
No.12894
>>12890
Dunno, just something that happens from time to time. Might be a holdover from when I used to get splitting migraines as a kid.
No.12895
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No.12896
>>12895
Yes.
99% of all of humanities achievements have been from white people. They are literally the superior human beings.
No.12897
>>12896
what have you achieved m8?
No.12898
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>>12888
Nah, he just did pirate radio and local clubs before I was born, then he stopped doing it to do the family thing and also because he got busted during a raid on a flat while he was doing pirate radio, some time around 1989, acid house era. Managed to get his records back though.
After divorcing with my mum in 1999 he set up his own House and Garage internet radio station, with live DJs only, and it's still going to this day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuagec-maMI
No.12899
>>12897
You shitskins always use that argument, as if because I personally have not achieved greatness it invalidates the very real fact that all of the most accomplished people in the entirety of human history were white.
No.12900
>>12897
Got born into aryan master race?
No.12901
>>12900
you must have worked really hard for that (^:
No.12902
>>12901
>ignoring my post to reply to the one that fits your narrative
No.12903
No.12904
>>12901
I don't have to, my forefathers did ;^)
No.12905
>>12903
Goodnight mate, I'm off to bed too. Had fun sharing music with you lot, really enjoyed it.
Goodnight guys.
No.12906
>>12902
This is because non-whites have been oppressed for centuries. They haven't been able to get the chance to succeed, now they have a chance with equality. Wait another 50 years or so and see what they can come up with before saying that again la.
No.12907
>go on omegle
>actually have a good conversation with someone that lasts for hours
No.12908
lads I'm on the britfeel tag come chat
No.12909
>>12908
and text of course, no fucking normie video bullshit.
No.12910
why does instant chat feel so different to posting on here
No.12911
>>12910
just instant chat equals instant banter tbh
No.12912
Which Colour Scheme should I use for my timer guys?
No.12913
No.12914
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No.12915
>>12912
I like the classic red one.
No.12916
would wreck that burd from the apprentice
No.12917
>>12906
>all races are equal
>Whites managed to oppress all the others because, uh…..
No.12918
>>12912
Yellow like in 24.
No.12920
One of my housemates is moving out today, and her parents have been here for ages cleaning, and I feel really awkward so havent left my room. I'm really hungry and all I have is some smints.
No.12921
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>>12919
I woke up hours ago, but I'll play along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
>>12920
I know that feeling, when you trapped in your room because other people are around, and you're running out of food and drink.
Hope they don't stay too long.
No.12922
No.12923
afternoon lads, just out of bed
got an acceptance letter from college. Nice way to start the day. Having some breakfast and then I'll take my meds
how's everyone doing? Got any plans for the day? Remember to stay productive ok!?
No.12924
>>12923
I wanna go on my walk, but feel awkward leaving the house now and not saying goodbye to my housemate when they leave.
Although today is the first time I've seen her in like a month anyway…
No.12925
>>12923
>got an acceptance letter from college.
Congratulations mate.
I haven't got any plans myself, but I should probably go for a walk or something right now.
No.12926
>>12924
if you feel non anxious enough just pop in and say you're going for a walk, and goodbye and all that
how long will she be? You don't want to be stuck inside all day.
>>12925
Walks are trendy on britfeel at the moment it seems
the sun's out, I might go for a run in a little bit.
No.12927
I have to turn my speakers lead in my headphone jack on my laptop jack to make both the speakers work. Where is electro music guy?
No.12928
>>12926
She's not even here. Her parents are sitting in the living room and she's gone to fetch her boyfriend who they're taking home as well. I just walked past them and had a brief chat and went to the kitchen to get some food, grabbed some crisps and came back to my room. Turns out the crisps are 3 months out of date.
No.12929
>>12927
If it's not dust in the socket, it sounds like a loose connection. Does it happen with all leads / headphones, or just that one lead?
No.12930
Had a giant breakfast at Toby Carvery lads. The scrambled eggs were shite but the sausages were GOAT, must have had about 6 of em
No.12931
Just got back from my walk, went the same route as yesterday but in reverse. Sun didn't come out until I was nearing the end, and there's a bit of a chilly wind about. Legs felt just as stiff as yesterday, if not more so.
>>12930
>must have had about 6 of em
Impressive, I can never eat more than about 3 sausages at once, my stomach would explode if I had any more.
No.12932
just got a text from work telling me I'm fired
ayyy
so much for that doctor's note
Also discovered that the recruiting agency I worked for is based in Rotherham, you can't make this shit up.
No.12933
>>12932
they fired you by text? sounds a bit fishy tbh
No.12934
>>12929
I tried plugging it into my iphone and the same thing happened so I'm gueesing it's the speakers or the lead. I've only had the speakers for about 5 months though so they shouldn't be fucked already right?
They are these ones if it helps http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0051WAM64/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=569136327&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00JNC85Q2&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=09JAN07PZQ1JQ70DGF7Q
they sound amazing for the price
No.12935
>>12933
yes
I know it does
I guess I'll try and find some more info, wouldn't be surprised if they weren't allowed to actual fire me but are just trying their luck
No.12936
>>12934
It's definitely not the speakers if you get sound cutting in and out by swivelling the jack in your laptop's output socket.
It's either the cable / jack itself (worn, a poorly soldered joint, a break in the wire somewhere, etc.) or the socket in question (worn, dusty, etc.), but if you say it's happening with your ipod using the same cable as well, that pretty much confirms it to be a dodgy cable.
If you swap the cable around (assuming it's a 3.5mm jack to jack), does the problem move to the other end?
No.12937
>>12936
It's a '3.5mm Jack to 2 x RCA Phono Stereo Audio Cable'. I'll probably just buy another cable as they're pretty cheap and see how it goes. Cheers la
No.12938
>>12937
Ah right, that's probably your best bet if you don't have another one to hand.
I usually have about 20 lying around so I'm never hindered when it comes to busted cables. I've actually got a bit of a cable graveyard underneath my guitar stand that I should probably clear. I need to salvage any working connectors first though, always useful for crazy DIY projects.
No.12939
>>12938
not him but I have a similar problem except I've used multiple headphones and confirmed the ports in my computer to be the problem
what do?
No.12940
who /emo/ music here?
Not that you me at six, fall out boy type crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bns8VScN5Wg
No.12941
>>12939
You can try cleaning it out with compressed air. Beyond that, there's not much you can do about it besides manually replacing the socket with a bit of soldering.
Failing that, the other (even better) option would be getting yourself a small USB audio interface or USB headphone amp, that doesn't have completely shit DACs like your PC or laptop motherboard has. They aren't cheap in most cases though.
No.12942
>>12941
Cheers, my computer is dusty as fuck, I'd been meaning to order some duster and clean it out for fucking ages anyways.
No.12943
Just got back from Starbucks with the lads, now I'm about to drink my kale and cucumber smoothie and eat some houmous.
How was your day?
No.12945
No.12946
Lads I'm pretty sure greencuck is the paki poster on half chan
No.12947
>>12946
I haven't been on half chan britfeel in weeks tbh
No.12948
>>12940
used to when I was 14
No.12949
>>12946
why? he seems a lot less in your face about things, but I haven't been on halfchan much, so I might be wrong
No.12950
>>12948
Even when I was 14 I wasn't that much of a faggot. Eminem masterrace.
No.12951
>>12950
I quite like musicals now, I am as much of a faggot as it's possible to be without actively sucking cock
No.12952
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>>12951
Nothing wrong with enjoying a musical and eating Ben & Jerries lad.
Just kidding faggot
No.12953
I have nothing to do lads
just sitting here trying to think of something to kill the time with
No.12954
No.12955
>>12954
That was painful to watch. Musicals definitely aren't my thing.
Don't mind the odd Christmas panto though.
No.12956
>>12949
here's my reasoning
>both constantly defend pakis (the obvious one)
>the paki was copy and pasting our posts, greencuck did the same thing at least once
>greencuck has the weird obsession with scottish anime guy, paki also talks about him and refers to anyone who insults paki as scottish anime guy
>they type using similar phrases, both of them call people "la" specifically which virtually no one else does (except a couple people replying to him here)
too many coincidences
No.12957
>>12956
makes sense, is it worth me going over to halfchan to see what's going on over there, or is it too shit?
No.12958
>>12956
holy fucking shit
the paki also admitted to liking Ouran hostclub and the other night someone was on here talking about it
GREENCUCK
TIMESTAMPED PIC OF WHITE SKIN RIGHT NOW
No.12959
>>12956
If I was him obviously id try to hide it better. Fuck off m8.
No.12960
>>12959
so your saying because it appears to be you that proves that it's NOT you?
not buying it, greenpaki
No.12961
>>12958
Im the one that was talking about Ouran, and I'm not a paki or the greencuck.
No.12962
>>12959
>>12960
LYNCH THE SLUG
LYNCH THE SLUG
LYNCH THE SLUG
No.12963
>>12960
I literally haven't posted there in nearly a month (since the election). Someone is probably trying to impersonate me, believe what you want though tbh
No.12964
>>12963
>Someone is probably trying to impersonate me
No.12965
eh, he's not been too much of a cuck lately, it might be a coincidence, I agree with this guy though >>12958
No.12966
>>12965
>he's not been too much of a cuck lately
he was arguing against the superiority of whites just last night mate
No.12967
>>12963
TIMESTAMPED PICTURE NOW
TIMESTAMP PICTURE OF ARM RIGHT NOW
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.12968
>>12966
must have missed that.
timestamp geen
No.12969
>no response after readily responding immediately any time he was mentioned before
GREENCUCK CONFIRMED BROWNCUCK ALL ALONG
No.12970
>Green
>Brown
BOTH COMMON SLUG COLOURS!
No.12971
>>12970
what slugs have you seen? they're all sort of grey round here
No.12972
>>12969
I'm not going to try and convince you fucks I'm not the brownie. If i was a paki this is the last place I would come.
No.12973
>>12972
literally just take a timestamped pic of your arm, la
it's not hard, la
No.12974
No.12975
>tfw no one to play steam games with
No.12976
>tfw no pc to play steam games with
No.12977
>>12975
>>12976
same here mate
No.12978
>>12975
I know that feel well, I'd be too scared to ask even if I did. Always wanted a vidya bro, but any friends I ever had at school never really liked games.
No.12979
>>12978
I'm shit at games, so I feel bad about playing with people and dragging them down
No.12980
>>12979
Ah, I was always the opposite (at least compared to anyone I've ever played with IRL).
Playing games was all I used to do all day, so whenever they'd come round and be as incompetent as you'd expect for anyone new to a particular game or even gaming itself, they'd just get all stroppy and give up immediately, and say "hurr this is pointless, you're way better than me, I might as well not be playing".
I'd just think to myself "no shit I'm better than you m8, you need to actually play the game to git gud at it".
No.12981
>>12980
I play a lot, but I'm a total spastic, so I never get any better
No.12982
>>12981
I can relate to some degree. Most action/adventure oriented games I'll usually always git gud at in the end, but anything revolving around numbers, text, menus, stats, strategy, decision-making, etc. I've always been shit at no matter how hard I try. Makes me feel retarded.
Oh and fighting games, I've always been shit at those too.
No.12983
you lads ever play red alert 2?
No.12984
>>12983
I had the demo of the first one as a kid, played the proper game about 6 years ago.
I was awful at it, don't think I even got past where the demo ends.
No.12985
>>12984
>the first one
I found your problem
No.12986
>>12985
Was the second one much different? It looks pretty much the same but with better artwork.
No.12987
>>12986
I found it to be way more accessible, for a start. In technical terms it was a big step up (though it would probably be outdated as fuck now)
No.12989
>>12987
I see. When it comes to RTS games, I always end up spending hours working towards a slow and painful loss, with little knowledge of what I did wrong or how to improve, so it always feels like a massive waste of time in the end.
No.12990
>>12989
yeah to be fair I was always shit at it. I'd just build up my base and defend it, I'd never go and attack so I could never really win
No.12991
Where can I buy a battle ready fully functional Medieval longsword with full tang made of carbon steel for around 100 pounds?
Also, the same question again but with a Gladius. And does anyone know where I can buy a Roman flag? I want to buy a wooden chest, wrap the gladius in the flag and place it into the chest alongside my galea helmet and lorica hamata. I'm going to lock it up and then one day when I have kids I will leave it to my eldest son in my will but without ever telling them what's in it.
No.12992
No.12993
>>12991
>for around 100 pounds
unlikely you'll get a longsword for that cheap.
As for a gladius however:
http://www.coldsteel-uk.com/store/Gladius-Machete.html
>coldsteel
I know, but still
No.12994
>>12992
*Theresa May-ing intensifies*
No.12995
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>>12992
As a sperg with social anxiety, this is greatly relevant to my interests.
No.12996
>>12993
What's wrong with coldsteel? I don't know shit about any of this. Why is it only 36 pounds? Others I've seen are over a hundred.
No.12998
>>12996
I was referring to >>12997
It's an unrelated meme, but coldsteel are decent. They're not the absolute best but they're good if you're looking for something on a budget
No.12999
>>12993
That's cool.
I'd get that or a rapier.
No.13000
>>12999
>rapier
>not a longsword
Classic, well designed and versatile
No.13001
>>12994
she's a lurker on here
No.13002
>>13001
she actually posted a few threads back. She wasn't happy about all the NEETS but said she picked up some valuable ideas for immigration policy
No.13003
>>12991
http://www.blades-uk.com/products.php?id=4047
This is the best I could find, I emailed them about it and it's tempered steel, and that the tang looks traditional (although they said they dont sell it as such, supplier didnt give them the info, and I assume they cant state it on the page for legal reasons)
I havent actually bought it though, and it's based on a medieval civil war design, but it's the best you'll get for that sort of price.
No.13004
>>13003
Actually looking through the site again, first time for a week or two and its worth checking the other swords too, if you see one you like email the guys, they might take a few days to reply but they seem to be pretty cool. Make sure it's heat treated/tempered though or it'll just shatter on use.
No.13005
>>13003
>Medieval longsword
>Cavalry Sabre
not quite the same thing
No.13006
>>13005
Was more focussed on the battle ready tbh.
No.13007
>>12997
>tfw no feature length coldsteel hedgeheg game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18 why live
No.13009
>>13008
mind if i save this m8
No.13010
No.13011
>>13009
it's all yours my friend
No.13012
No.13013
>>13007
There has to be a coldsteel romhack of one of the classic sonic games, surely.
No.13014
>>13013
Fuck, I don't think one exists actually. It's a shame my autism isn't quite at that level, I'd totally make one if it was.
No.13016
>>13015
Yes.
Not out of choice, out of isolation.
No.13017
>>13015
yes, used to not be, but almost died
No.13018
>>13015
I don't take part in any of the subculture crap, but I don't drink, smoke, or do recreational drugs of any kind. I don't even drink anything with caffeine in it.
No.13019
>>13018
same here, s8edge seems to be full of smug arseholes, but I don't do drugs/drink/smoke
No.13020
why did greenie betray us lads
I'm heartbroken
No.13021
No.13022
>>13020
has he admitted it?
No.13023
>>13022
he said in the other thread
>implying I'm greencuck
and has not posted here since
No.13024
No.13025
How's things going lads? Phoning the citizen's advice bureau tomorrow to see if they can get me my job back. I'm going to be really, really depressed if I find out I've lost it. Also sending off my acceptance letter for the college course tomorrow so that's something, but without a source of income these next few months are going to be shit.
>>13023
I don't know whether to be shocked or simply impressed by the fact that he kept such a split identity going for so long
No.13026
No.13027
I can smell gas in my room
I checked the oven and there's nothing coming out of it
If I don't wake up in the morning, it's been fun lads
No.13028
>>13027
open a window or something
No.13029
No.13030
>>13027
RIP mate, nice knowing you.
Watching the chris chan documentary, I absolutely fucking love this.
No.13031
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>>13024
Sweet, do you know how to play one?
Also you just gave me massive nostalgia of watching this at my nan's house as a kid:
https://youtu.be/vCzNn5rSqzA?t=2m19s
No.13032
>>13015
stoners don't look like that guy though, he looks like a faggot
No.13033
>>13032
and what do they look like?
No.13034
I'm not the fucking other guy on half chan and I never admitted it on half chan either >>13023
I HAVEN'T POSTED THERE IN WEEEKS
fuck, might have to leave this place soon.
>>13025
do you really think I am a brownie after our 2 hour convo last night (no homo)
No.13035
>>13034
If it's really not you, then the pakiposter is some kind of obsessive autist that has watched this thread constantly in order to mimic you
these pakis that you defend have thrown you to the wolves
No.13036
>>13034
I don't really think so, but you could just timestamp a picture of your arm and put the whole thing to rest
>>13035
I wouldn't put this past him, kek.
>Greencuck defends Pakis
>Paki goes out his way to ruin his reputation
you've gotta laugh
No.13037
>>13035
He might now even be a brownie though, just some autist who lurks this thread. Don't read anything in the other thread and assume it's me because I DO NOT post there anymore. Atleast here the mods can see who I am.
No.13038
might be a coincidence, all lefties sound the same
No.13039
>>13036
The ironic thing is of course, that I'm sure the pakiposter has missed
The rules for this board don't even say "no pakis" anywhere. The only thing they say that's semi-related is "vote ukip". He doesn't get it and I doubt he ever will
No.13040
>>13038
he's not even lefty he's a fucking autist trying to cause shit reeee
No.13041
>>13036
maybe he's not the paki from 4chan but is still a paki, that's why he won't show us his arm
No.13042
>>13039
I thought being a paki was a bannable offence?
No.13043
>>13037
>mfw the autist is pretending to be a paki
>and pretending to be greenfag
>and possibly also the one claiming greenfag is the paki
No.13044
>>13043
what about that anon who occasionally likes to talk about /mischief/? Have we all been fooled?
No.13045
>>13043
there's no one else on the board, just you and him, I'm him too
No.13046
>>13041
I'm not going to prove that I am white by posting my arm. That's like trying to prove I'm not a jew in occupied france in ww2.
I remember showing SAG a pic of some jeans I bought on halfchan in january, the pic might show my feet can't remember.
No.13047
>>13046
>That's like trying to prove I'm not a jew in occupied france in ww2.
you might as well be
I don't want to be tricked into consorting with a paki
just post your fucking arm you shit
No.13048
>>13042
well yeah it is, but not for the reasons he thinks
No.13049
>trying to work out who posts what on anonymous imageboards
absolute madmen in here
No.13050
>>13047
nah, lad.
look at my posts, I mention doobies and drinking a lot 99.9% of pakistanis don't do either cos muslim
No.13051
>>13050
the Paki said only the other day that he's not a strict muslim. he watched anime too.
No.13052
>>13051
and? I was part of the anti anime brigade
No.13053
>>13052
and the paki was too, and elaborated that he only talked shit about my anime because it was moeshit
I'm starting to get mighty suspicious now
No.13054
>>13050
Most young Muslims expecially 2nd Gen drink and smoke and really only keep up the pretense of being Muslim to appease family and act superior to others
No.13055
>>13053
I didn't even know who this 'paki poster' was until someone said it was me. I actually take it as a compliment that you think I could be 2 different guys, you must think I am very intelligent. Thanks :-)
No.13056
>>13055
POST YOUR FUCKING ARM FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU LITTLE SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU YOU PAKI FUCK
No.13058
>>13057
he could just show us the arm and be done with it
I'll never be able to enjoy the thread now because I'll be paranoid as fuck
No.13059
>>13058
my theory is he's not the 4chan paki, but he's not white
No.13060
I'm out, lads. I can't prove I'm not him without showing my arm apparently, which I will not do because I think it is fucked up.
I will miss the bants. We will all make it someday. Good bye lads.
No.13061
>>13060
don't leave, you're not bad for a green
No.13062
>>13060
this is really unnecessary
just show us the arm
I don't care if you're a nigger or whatever just fucking do it
No.13063
>>13062
what if he is a paki? I say we keep him, he's amusing.
No.13064
>>13063
it would have to be up to a vote
I'd vote for him to stay though honestly
No.13065
>>13063
The reason he wasn't banned right at the beginning is because having an opposing view point is healthy. Even if he is objectively wrong about literally everything, we don't want this place becoming an echo chamber.
No.13066
Im worried about everyone now. Lets all post arms.
No.13067
>>13065
Really though I want greencuck to stay
No.13068
>>13066
I already posted evidence of my 100% European genetics, am I excused?
No.13069
>>13066
/soc/ OUTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ARM NORIMES LEAVE
No.13070
Welp I'm a dumbshit. Forgot I have nothing for dinner in the house and now have to go on a midnight tescy's run. Anyone want anything? Provided i don't get deaded by the nightmen?
No.13071
oh god he's really gone lads
he hasn't posted in over five minutes
what have we done
No.13072
>>13070
6 pack of pom bears
No.13073
>>13070
Haribo Jelly Babies please.
No.13074
>>13072
I want pom bears now, need to go shopping tomorrow
No.13075
>>13070
can you get me like a big multipack of mars bars or something? Some water too.
No.13076
>>13071
I'm actually sad about this, sure he was a cuck, but he was our cuck
No.13077
>>13076
he'll be back tomorrow
he's probably just annoyed and has gone to bed
No.13078
>>13077
>gone to bed
I'll be off too, it's later than I thought. Goodnight guys.
No.13079
No.13080
No.13081
I have britfeel tagged on omegle if anyone's game lads
No.13082
>>13081
not like I'm going to sleep anytime soon, not used omega before though
No.13083
>>13082
can't find anyone with the same interests, you still there?
No.13084
No.13085
>>13083
I'm here
are you on text? britfeel is obviously what you put in
No.13086
>>13085
yeah, keeps giving me random strangers
No.13087
>>13086
nevermind, found you
No.13088
hi im a paki
hitler was a VERY naughty person and i <3 multiculturalism
No.13089
>>13088
consider yourself checked mate
No.13091
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
britfeel official themesong
No.13092
No.13093
>>13092
also, how do you get it to show up like that?
No.13094
>>13092
I honestly don't like that song for some reason
I prefer the jobcentre hold music
No.13095
>>13093
>show post options and links
>paste link in embed box
No.13097
No.13099
>>13092
Oh for fucks sake, I used to love me some Vivaldi but the hold music makes me glad he died in poverty.
No.13100
>>13099
all hold music is shit, I really don't know why
No.13101
>>13098
You know too much about me.
Please erase your memory.
No.13102
>>13099
kind of fitting, when you think about it.
No.13103
>>13101
no, I mean fuck it, I've done weirder
No.13104
>>13100
Several factors
>It's crackly as fuck, like they're too cheap for anything other than a bootleg
>The "your call is important" bitch cutting in every 20 seconds
>The bitch also resetting the music so it's the same 20 second opening snippet
Hell if you want me to tell you all I have ever done in my life just lock me in a room with that for about an hour. If I'm ever on hold I usually end up doodling myself committing suicide.
No.13105
>>13104
I wouldn't mind if it was the whole song or a decent recording, but fuck that. also good to see I'm not alone in my suicide doodles
No.13106
thinking about hooking up with the YPG in Syria lads
tempted honestly
No.13107
>>13103
I mean weirder than you, as in I don't give a shit
No.13108
No.13109
>>13108
go on an adventure
get out the house
remove some kebab
No.13110
>>13109
die of heat
die of thirst
die of bullet
No.13111
Is this one of you or the actual BritNormie?
No.13112
>>13111
ahaha the fucking faggot
>>13110
you're not going to die of heat or thirst
No.13113
>>13111
didn't he get proven to be making it up anyway?
No.13114
Grub's up, decided to make bratwurst in bake at home baguettes. The wurst are a bit overcooked but oh well, still good eats.
No.13115
>>13114
bit late to be eating lad
No.13116
>>13115
Woke up at 4 pm, I'm>>13070 and I spent a while at tescy's wondering what the hell to get. Plus I find it easier to sleep on a full stomach.
No.13117
>>13116
did you remember my mars bars?
No.13118
>>13117
Sorry man, the mars bars eluded me, guess they didn't get round to putting any out. Got a big bag of minstrels so please accept them as a token of my remorse.
No.13119
No.13120
No.13121
morning lads, haven't slept, I'm assuming everyone else is still asleep like good little NEETs
No.13122
>>13121
Awake here lad
I'm an early riser
No.13123
>>13122
wish I could be, I either don't sleep or sleep too much
No.13124
>>13122
you got any plans for today?
No.13125
>>13124
Planning to get McDonald's and go watch Mad Max at some point, probably not till later. How bouts you?
No.13126
>>13125
nothing, need to sleep soon, cause I didn't do it last night, but otherwise nowt
No.13127
just been told i have to sign on
i wont and nothing will come of it
my mums such a fucking idiot. she thinks that its illegal to not be on benefits if you dont have a job.
No.13128
>>13127
I was once rejected from a job due to a month gap where I wasn't working or claiming. They specifically said if I was claiming in that time it would be OK, but because I wasn't there was no evidence of what I was doing in that time
No.13129
>go to bed around 1am like I've been doing all week
>set alarm for 9am
>shouldn't be a problem, woke up before my alarm even went off the last two days
>wake up at 12pm
Why does this always happen? It's always on the third night of me trying to keep a good pattern, I haven't been able to go more than two days in a row without fucking up since I began logging it in January.
No.13130
>>13128
That happened to my mum's boyfriend once, he just fiddled with the dates until there were no gaps. It was one of them massive online applications though.
No.13131
>>13128
Should of said you were trying to set up your own business.
No.13132
No.13133
The fact that the first thing I do when I get up is go on the computer really depresses me. I can't fall asleep unless my laptop's on the bed playing some tv show, I'm just overly reliant on the internet.
No.13134
wake up
Have some toast
Pop pill
Womder what to do with my day
No.13135
>>13132
u wot
>>13133
Had the same thing, first thing when i wake, last thing before i sleep. It helps to make a routine.
For example in the mornings I;
1. Wake up, put on clothes
2. Big drink of water and multivitamins
3. Do a 30min pilates/stretching routine
4. Make sure my bedroom and bathroom are tidy
And then i will go on the PC. For sleeping I made a playlist of calming music that i play for 30mins while relaxing in bed.
No.13136
>>13133
Computer / internet addiction isn't a joke, it's very real and will fuck your life over if used without limits or a specific purpose or goal in mind. If you think you aren't addicted, just try and not use your computer or the internet for a day, or perhaps even a week (besides for things you absolutely need to do, like studying, looking for jobs, working, paying bills, etc.). If you're anything like me, you'll be reporting back before the day is even half done.
It can be done though, but you'll need to write a list of things to do, and use self discipline to stay focused.
No.13137
>>13136
I remember I once tried to swear off the chans for lent and I was back in 4 hours
Feels bad
No.13138
I just spilled one of my piss bottles on my carpet. I soaked most of it up with kitchen towels and then poured a load of water on it but it still has a stench. What should I do mates?
No.13139
>>13137
Kek, I'm really not one to talk, last night I wrote a list of things to do today, and I've already wasted an hour on the internet, including writing a post about wasting your life on the internet. I haven't even had breakfast yet.
I'll resume what I was doing now, and not come back until I can't think of any more things to put on the todo list.
No.13140
>>13138
fucking hell lad, that's going to stink to high heaven. Just google "removing urine stains" or something?
No.13141
Hearthstone is so fucking fun boys, it's free too, less than 1gb and runs on potato computers. You guys should think about getting it, we could have a Britfeel tournament!
No.13142
Lads, I've realised who the pakiposter on here likely is, and it isn't greencuck.
There's one guy who has posted here infrequently but over a long period of time, and pretty much every time it was when we were mentioned in the other thread. He was the one who kept telling us it was "pathetic" to talk about the other thread and the a bunch of other odd insults similar to how he talks about us in the halfchan thread.
TL;DR green is (probably) innocent6
No.13143
No.13144
>>13141
Hearthstone is bretty gud but new players would get rekt by any experienced/better card people
No.13145
>>13144
I've only been playing for a week so now's probably a good time for folk to start, we'd all be on a similar skill level
No.13147
No.13148
>>13141
>>13144
I've always found people get to obsessed with meta-gaming when it comes to card games, and I feel it really sucks the enjoyment out of it. Hearthstone is a massive example.
It just stops you running stuff that's really really fun but only somewhat effective, which is my favourite thing about card games, gimick cards become essentially useless and the enemy just wipes you out super fast. I guess it's because I enjoy seeing cool combinations and stuff instead of the competitive aspect.
No.13150
>>13148
all the more reason to play with britfeel rather than strangers, there'll be less metashittery for sure
No.13155
>>13150
>yfw i bring my grim patron warrior dick
No.13499
No.13599
>>13499
Where all you NEETgro's @?
>did it work what I did there?