No.13857
>tfw no weed smoking Canadian gf
No.13858
>>13857
She looks like a right whore mate.
No.13859
>>13857
>weed
Normies aren't welcome here.
No.13860
It's been really busy this last week. What caused the influx of new blood?
No.13861
>>13860
What makes you think new people are here?
Should someone make a strawpoll?
No.13862
>>13857
>wanting some fat canadian FAS
>not venerating hannah
No.13863
>>13861
there's definitely a few new people
we're getting extra hate in the other thread so evidently it's drawn some attention to us
No.13864
>>13860
I advertised on a few other boards and I think we might have got one person in from the other thread too
what's everyone's plan for the day lads? I'm going to open my JSA claim back up, take my antidepressant and cry my self to sleep
No.13865
>>13863
We're getting extra hate because some of you faggots keep going over there.
No.13866
>>13860
>new blood
there aren't any, number of posters has been the same over the last few threads
threads are moving faster because more discussion and posting due to the twitch raid
if anyone is new, I'd say it were you
No.13867
>>13864
Aye I saw you were on new Antidepressants, they're alright those ones. They seemed to kick in properly for me around the week and half mark.
No.13868
Lets not get into this debate about who's new and who isn't
it's an anonymous imageboard just be cool
No.13869
No.13870
>>13866
Me? Has my ID changed? It's Barry mate.
No.13871
>>13867
they give me mad fucking jaw clenches mate, like my jaw muscles are sore all the time. Other than that's it's alright, they haven't really kicked in yet though.
>>13868
I don't think that anon was upset by new users, if anything he's probably glad, I wanted to get some fresh NEET in, anyways.
No.13872
>>13862
that's really terrible photography
No.13873
>>13870
>Barry
fuck off tbh
No.13874
>>13870
>ID
where do you think we are?
No.13875
lads let's get down to the real issues instead of all this board drama
when will we finally kill all the Pakis?
No.13876
>>13871
Definitely, thought this place could do with some posters, freshen up the conversation a bit yeah,
>>13873
You. I've been trying to post all week. At least I give a shit about you fucks.
No.13877
>>13876
we're all anonymous here Bazza so stop with the namefagging
No.13878
No.13879
STOP
BELOW THIS POST IS AN ANON LINE
NAMEFAGGOTRY AND ATTENTION WHORING WILL NOT BE ALLOWED
_______
No.13880
>>13874
I thought the board owner was able to tell who people were by an our IP or some shit, to be fair I was high as fuck when it was explained and I can't be fucked going searching for it in the threads.
No.13881
I wonder if anything good is on twitch today lads
No.13883
>>13880
That makes us bigger cucks than cuckchan.
No.13885
>>13883
Nah I've probably got it wrong, I get shit confused in my head. I'll go looking for what's got me all fucked up.
No.13886
No.13887
>>13881
feel free to have a look mate
maybe that ugly tranny is back on
No.13888
Gonna have a pizza for dinner I think guys
what you having? Sunday roasts need not apply
No.13889
>>13888
probably just some super noodles ;_;
a takeaway would be nice but I can't find my wallet, starting to panic honestly.
No.13890
>>13888
Probably super noodles as well, maybe a pasta bake if I can be bothered to wait 40 minutes and its an acceptable calorie amount.
No.13891
hey lads how do I get autismbux? Pretty sure I'm at the right level for them
No.13892
>>13891
are you already diagnosed with genuine autismo? If not you need to get a doctor's appointment lad
No.13893
>>13891
What for? And probably just ESA, PIP is really difficult to get. They're proper cunts.
No.13894
>>13892
do I just tell them I think I have autism or do I need to give them some symptoms and hope they suggest it?
No.13896
>>13893
>And probably just ESA, PIP is really difficult to get
what's the difference between the two?
No.13897
>>13894
honestly, I would start out saying some symptoms and describing how they have had a major impact on your life, and then say you're worried you "might have something wrong with you", or something along those lines. If you obviously have autism then it should be obvious from that point
if you don't actually then just go the depression and anxiety route
No.13898
>>13896
ESA is where you're classed as too ill to work, but perhaps could do later on. PIP is the new DLA, which is Disability benefit. Basically you don't need to work at all, and if you get PIP you'll get ESA on top of that as well. If you're proper crippled they'll offer you a severe disability premium which is an extra £121 a week, So basically about £1550 for being ill.
No.13899
post your favourite webm lads
No.13900
>>13899
>this playing in the background while that guy reads out the posts calling him a cuck
No.13902
http://www.twitch.tv/kingnfreak
FOUND A SONGREQUEST STREAM LADS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
No.13903
>>13902
>he has a twitch account
normies out
No.13905
>>13903
>not knowing temp mail.
No.13906
>People are nothing more than a game to me.
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.
>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
No.13907
>>13906
Haha, hello, my little roach. Made your post just on time, I see.
No.13908
>yeah it's fine for me too
why
No.13909
No.13910
>>13908
because it's obviously quite loud already
and he's on to us
No.13911
>>13907
>tfw you get out-roached
No.13912
>>13910
>he's on to us
how?
No.13913
I've just bought prosthetic nose and ears so I can get all khazâd'd up to go to this, maybe, if I don't pussy out last minute, because there'll be other people.
http://www.middleearthbeerfestival.co.uk/
No.13914
>>13912
he saw the song names and said he's just skip any troll songs
our videos get really loud anyway so it'll be fine calm down
No.13915
>>13913
Why? It will be full of normies and drugs.
No.13916
>>13913
post pics of nose/ears
No.13917
>>13913
that sounds horrible
it will be full of the kind of autists that straddle the line between normie and weird
they'll be both the issue of being judged for not being social enough and being disgusted by them at the same time
No.13918
it looks like one of those things I imagine I'd really enjoy and want to go to, but in the end I will obviously chicken out
No.13919
Why do Swedish guys always try to pull of this white trash Fred Durst look?
No.13920
He removed everything he ain't a complete idiot.
No.13921
>he removed the vids
right, abandon ship
No.13922
>>13915
Well it's based where Tolkien got the inspiration for Hobbiton and The Shire. So it should be a really beautiful place.
>>13916
I already have a mannequin to start making a costume and armour on, ordered some EVA foam, to start a breast plate.
>>13917
Aye. I've got a feeling I'll get everything read, Then not go.
>>13918
>>13918
Same
No.13923
>>13922
>bunch of drunk cosplay autists shitting up a beautiful place
No.13924
>>13923
I don't drink, I wanted to go for the chainsaw art, and the art tutorial, Perhaps commission an Istari or Dragon for my garden.
No.13925
>>13924
>going to a beer festival
>I don't drink
No.13926
my sword arrived btw
It's pretty nice, only a practice one but It's cool to wield.
No.13927
>>13926
What one did you get mate? Pics?
No.13928
>>13926
I want pics too lad.
No.13929
>>13926
>my sword arrived btw
No.13930
>>13925
B-but there's other things to do, I wouldn't be the only one not drinking. Surely, Plus I mean I used to, so I could technically. I just don't want to anymore. There's no point it never makes you happy.
>>13926
Oh lovely! Pictures please!
No.13932
>>13931
No? I don't think so.
No.13933
No.13934
>want to play Rust because they've totally overhauled the game
>now too graphically intensive to run on my computer
th-thanks
No.13936
>>13935
clean your carpet m8
No.13937
>>13935
Why did you buy that sword?
No.13938
>>13936
>having a clean house
normie please
No.13939
>>13935
>big black plastic sword
??
No.13940
>>13935
I dont think I could do with having a practice one, I just cant stand the look of them.
Is it weighted?
No.13941
>>13937
cause I'm an autist I guess?
Really I'm just into medieval stuff at the moment and felt like getting one.
>>13940
yeah it is. I know what you mean about the look, but I figured I could get a proper one in future depending on how I do with this
No.13942
No.13943
>>13941
What are you gunna do with it?
No.13944
>>13941
At the very least you know what the practice one is for sure, and you're not gunna have a blade come flying off or shatter and cause you harm.
No.13945
>>13943
Well practice with it. I'm interested to see if I can build up any strength with it
that and I can pretend I'm a knight ( ° ʖ °)
>>13944
exactly dude. It's sturdy as fuck too
No.13946
>>13945
>( ° ʖ °)
why the fuck didn't that face work
( ° ʖ °)
No.13948
>>13947
>filename
( ° ʖ °)
No.13949
No.13951
>>13950
>me me's
I fucking hate this girl.
No.13952
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13950
topkek
>it represents messages from the illuminati
No.13953
>>13950
she must be a fake personality like that league of legions bitch
No.13955
No.13956
>>13953
most twitchers are fake
No.13957
No.13958
Well, passed out for a couple of hours there. Woke up with drool on my face so it must've been a good nap.
No.13959
No.13960
No.13961
So many black guys like Metal Gear for some reason.
They're also all ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZvFoxmpZ5E
No.13962
>>13961
he's very pale for a darkie
No.13963
passed my ASDAN lads, took me 3 attempts but I got there in the end.
No.13964
>>13961
Don't forget Dragon Ball too.
No.13965
>>13964
I thought this was a meme but the one black guy I have on my facebook has posted about Dragon Ball several times
No.13966
No.13967
>>13964
And fighting games.
No.13968
>>13966
yeah mate, what of it like?
No.13969
>>13967
black guys seem to be either weebs or gangstas
No.13970
No.13971
>>13970
The happening happened.
No.13972
>that kinda looks like a toy so I ain't even gonna front
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aytLRlVhNPw
why do niggers get to be cool weeaboos while whites are neckbeards?
we gotta step it up tbh
No.13973
>>13972
because we aren't cool
No.13974
>>13970
I'm fucking sweating hearthstone so I have no time to shitpost
No.13975
Got the thread to myself…….time to get nekkid.
No.13976
No.13977
>>13976
Whup, not alone. Time to get dressed. I slipped and fell out of my clothes officer I swear.
No.13978
>>13977
I was here too but I don't get involved with degeneracy.
No.13979
No.13980
>>13978
>>13979
Tsk tsk voyeurism. Welp, we need a new conversation starter. What's for din dins tonight droogs? And are you ready for another week?
No.13981
>>13980
>are you ready for another week?
I'm struggling to see the point of it a bit
No.13982
>>13980
steak and coleslaw here m8. you?
No.13983
>>13981
Gah, I hear that, With job: same shit on repeat
Without: same shit on repeat
>>13982
Probably just a pizza later, Though not had much of an appetite today so we'll see.
No.13984
>went and checked that stream where the neckbeard and his wife were playing fallout
>permanently banned
I didn't even say anything bad to them
No.13985
>>13980
left over dominos from yesterday
No.13986
>>13984
which one was that?
No.13987
>>13986
Not sure how else I can describe it, pretty sure we only visited the one neckbeard and wife playing fallout.
No.13988
>>13984
I should also add
>tfw I take things like that weirdly personally despite the fact I know there's literally no reason to and we were only there to piss them off
No.13989
>>13987
I remember them, I know who you mean
No.13992
>>13987
maybe I missed that one
No.13993
I thought gaming with our fellow posters might be fun, so I made a steamgroup:
8ch.net/britfeel/res/13854.html
8ch.net/britfeel/res/13854.html
8ch.net/britfeel/res/13854.html
If anyone wants to join/become a mod/give suggestions. Then, erm, okay,
No.13994
>>13993
don't think any of us have the same taste in games, besides the one anon I play hearthstone with.
No.13996
No.13997
>>13995
I don't really play games online but this is not a bad idea
No.13998
>>13993
normie detected
ban him please
No.13999
>>13998
hows your day been man?
No.14000
No.14001
No.14002
>>14001
>Hows your day been?
>yeah
t-that's great
No.14003
>>14002
I spent the whole day sleeping, so my answer would probably be nah.
No.14004
>>13998
>girl with a boyfriend is allowed
>a couple of normies with ex-gfs too
>a steamgroup isn't
No.14005
>>14004
>girl with a boyfriend is allowed
she's gone
>a couple of normies with ex-gfs too
where the fuck are these guys?
No.14006
>>14005
I had a gf when I was 12. Does that count?
No.14008
>>14004
>girls are allowed
they aren't
>normies are allowed
they aren't
if you know of any posters doing these please make a local report on the incriminating posts
No.14009
>>14004
>mfw someone doesn't recognise Stannis as the one true King near me
No.14010
>>14008
play any good vidya lately?
No.14011
Lads I've been on hearthstone for 8 hours today
think I'm becoming addicted
No.14012
>>14011
damn, I tried it for a bit but never got into it, it's just rng isnt it
No.14013
>>14012
you can nudge the odds in your favour by spending money
No.14014
>>14013
yeah, but then I'd have to spend money
No.14016
No.14017
>>14016
out of 5? Thanks anon
No.14018
No.14019
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>>14015
A few months back i brought some comfy chav trainers. They are so dank and comfy but idk if i would ever wear them outside the garden.
No.14020
No.14021
>>14019
why white trainers? they're just going to get filthy
No.14022
>>14021
they were the cheapest 8), i only really wear them on the patio so never going to get dirty
No.14023
>>14022
I guess if you never leave the house, it doesn't matter
No.14024
>>14023
true, that's a good point
No.14025
Had 3 wanks today could probably bust out a fourth before bed but I think that might be a little excessive
No.14026
>>14025
m8 2 wanks in a day is excessive 5me
No.14027
No.14028
>>14026
I heard not wanking is meant to fill you with energy and improve your outlook etc
Went a week without fapping and the only difference was I had less to fill my time with.
No.14029
>>14028
yeah i dont buy into that bullshit, also wanking at least once every two days decreases risk of dick cancer
No.14030
>>14012
People say this but honestly the amount of non RNG cards outnumbers the amount of RNG cards by a massive amount, people just get butthurt when their opponent gets lucky, and luck is an element in any card game really. That having been said I really like XCOM: Enemy Unknown so I'm used to RNG bullshit.
No.14031
>>14028
>>14029
Actually studies show that your test peeks after 1 week off no fap and then drastically drops off, so if you want more energy, confidence etc. the best thing to do is wank once a week.
No.14032
No.14033
No.14034
No.14035
What's everyone up to lads?
Watching some comfy csgo games here.
No.14036
>>14035
watching a pro halo tourney
No.14037
>>14035
Watching my favourite film.
No.14038
>>14035
Just caught up with threads, came back from my dad's earlier tonight.
Fiddling about with my old ps2, I put an old hard drive in it at the weekend to run games off of.
No.14039
I'm off to bed now at least, as soon as I've cleared my bed, I have too much stuff and too little space for it all, goodnight guys.
No.14040
Right, a cheeki fap then bed. 'Night chuds.
No.14041
No.14042
>>14041
Just, why you up so early m8
No.14043
No.14044
>tfw its windy with rain outside
based
No.14045
>>14044
maximum comfy mode
No.14046
>>14044
Was like that a hour or so ago but its dried up now. Probably for the best as I need to go out soon. While I love windy and rainy when I'm inside, it's pretty annoying when I need to leave the house.
No.14047
>>14044
Every time someone says that in this thread it's never rainy here
No.14048
Woke at noon today
had a cheese toastie for lunch
what do I do now?
No.14049
No.14050
>>14049
thank you kind anon
might play some hearthstone also
not sure which one yet
No.14051
I want leather goods
nothing to write in notebook
fill it with haikus
No.14053
Who /neverhadadream/ here?
I never had any idea what I wanted to be "when I grew up". I've never had any ambition or higher calling to do anything except exist.
No.14054
>>14052
>this is a 10/10 in Europe
No.14055
>tfw you're in an awkward part of the house and a family friend calls unannounced
just been trapped in the garden for an hour, fucking freezing
No.14056
Alright any of you guys want to watch a film?
I can do it right away.
I'm a Nazi so no voting, it just slows down progress.
No.14057
>>14055
That's a terrifying thought, I've only been in the garden when I know nobody is around, so whenever someone does show up I'm usually able to leg it up the stairs to my room before the door has even been answered. I've been stuck in the sitting room a couple of times though, and the guest always ends up popping their head in.
No.14058
No.14059
>>14058
Johnny Mad Dog / Hotel Rwanda
Feeling like African genocide today.
No.14060
No.14061
Fuuucking hell, just got 14 hours sleep.
No.14062
>>14061
do you feel refreshed or like shit?
No.14063
>>14062
Feeling mostly o.k, just got that feeling you get when you oversleep.
No.14064
>>14061
there's something very depressing about knowing the majority of a 24 hour period has been slept away
No.14065
>>14064
Well I was feeling shitty over the weekend, and I did sleep through all my alarms so I guess it was needed. Would be worse if it was winter and I woke up just as the sun was about to set.
No.14066
Just had a sausage risotto my mum cooked, it was pretty good. Not something I could eat often though, I got a little sick of it towards the end.
No.14067
>>14066
your mum had a go on my sausage m8
No.14068
No.14069
>>14068
>I-I'm leaving forever guys I swear
No.14070
No.14071
No.14072
>>14070
I haven't done anything today besides shower and have dinner, so I've not had a lot to say. I might have some ice cream though.
No.14073
>>14072
a cute girl smiled at me today. It made me super happy
No.14074
>>14073
I'm jealous, don't think that's ever happened to me before. Where did it occur? Were you doing anything or just walking by?
No.14075
>>14070
I wonder if chronic cast is on today
No.14077
>>14074
It was a narrow area so I sort of had to stop to let her go past (really it was big enough that I didn't have to, but it felt polite to do so anyway). I basically just stared blankly at her and she gave me the warmest smile. Like how you might smile at a friend you'd not seen in a long time.
No.14078
>>14075
hopefully, what time is he usually on
>>14077
>tfw no qt girl to smile at me
No.14079
>>14077
>Like how you might smile at a friend you'd not seen in a long time.
>mfw
Sounds like it was nice though, wish I could have a cute girl smile at me.
No.14080
I really wanna buy that new lego game guys, but if I'm gunna buy a game I'd rather buy something like Reign of Kings so I can try and make internet friends. I'm a little torn.
No.14081
>>14080
>early access
>ever
I'm probably not getting anything until MGSV, /mgg/ is making a MGO clan I'll probably join.
No.14082
>>14078
>>14079
I wonder if she realised what a difference that tiny gesture made. obviously she didn't give it a second thought and probably never will, but still
No.14083
>>14081
Eh, I feel if what's in it now is worth the price it's not too bad, plus I sort of trust someone like lego to make something good.
No.14084
>>14082
At least you have the memory m8, hold it tight.
No.14085
>Spent a good hour rooting around a breakers yard
>Found a decent replacement gear shift for my car
Today has been a good day.
No.14086
No.14087
>>14085
Nice one. I wonder if you're the only anon here with a car.
No.14088
Anyone seen this ARK: Survival Evolved?
Looks like it would be a better option than reign of kings. In fact, it looks fucking awesome.
No.14089
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I'm off to bed now, goodnight guys.
And remember to always say NO to early access, only gaben's goodest goys would pay for unfinished products.
No.14090
Who else /insomniac/ here? Haven't slept in two days
No.14091
>>14090
I've never done that; always fall asleep at midday.
No.14092
>>14090
Started hearing things yet?
No.14093
>>14092
Tinnitus, but I've had that for a while
No.14094
>>14093
Any idea what bought on this? Or is it just good ol' insomnia?
No.14095
>>14094
I broke my arm a few weeks ago (I posted an X-ray a few threads back) and I'm just coming off the pain pills, so a combo of withdrawal and pain I think
No.14096
>>14095
How did you break it?
No.14097
>>14095
Christ, sounds like a fun ride. Hope this doesn't last too long.
No.14098
>>14096
Sitting on my bed reaching into the drawer underneath, fell off the bed and the drawer slammed on my arm. So like what Bane does to Batman, but with my arm and a drawer instead. A proper NEET injury
No.14099
>>14098
Proximal humerus fracture if you know the science words
No.14100
>>14099
How do you know that?
No.14101
>>14097
Thanks man, shouldn't do, but for now I'm just bored and stuck sitting straight up cause other positions make the bones move
No.14102
>>14100
They told me, I'm also into biology
failing a degree in it even
No.14103
>>14102
I failed GCSE Biology.
No.14104
>>14103
It's not for everyone, I just like it cause I'm a creeper who wants to cut people up, and my parents would have murdered me if I hadn't gone to uni
No.14105
>>14104
I failed just about everything else too.
No.14106
>>14105
Well that's not for everyone either then. Loads of people fail gcses
No.14107
No.14108
>>14107
And people with shit teachers, or dyslexia or some shit like that
No.14109
>>14106
I don't have an IT GCSE because my class didn't really have an IT teacher. or an english teacher, or a physics teacher. Did alright in the last 2 though thank fuck.
No.14110
>>14108
I had shit teachers, sometimes no teachers. Other people in my class still did well, it was mostly my fault.
No.14111
>>14109
We didn't have IT at my school, I did shit in English, ok in physics. Did shit in a levels as well, got in to uni on clearing
No.14112
>>14110
You can retake them if you care enough, but not worth it imo
No.14113
>>14112
Hell, GCSE's seem to have only 1 use now and that's for access to higher education for a degree so you can get a job you can actually survive on. Even then it's gonna be tough.
No.14114
>>14110
Shit/no teachers is hard though, if they did well its cause they're geniuses, not that you're an idiot
No.14115
>>14113
Apprenticeships are the way to go, I wanted to do one but my parents wanted me to go to uni
No.14116
>>14114
They're not geniuses they just worked harder.
Looking back I'm amazed, I can't remember much; I was a really hollow person, like a shell of a human.
I stopped caring enough I didn't shower, cut my nails, get a haircut or look after myself at all.
No.14117
>>14115
True, they can be useful as long as they're for a skill and not a joke "apprentice sandwich artisan" or some such bullshit.
Sadly I'm stuck with having to find something that could support me due to lol have to live on my own.
Well, at least I'm signed off everything for now, but wonder if I'm too jaded to actually try getting back on my feet again.
No.14118
>>14116
Depression? I went through that (most of us on here did I think)
No.14119
>>14117
I want to do embalming, and yeah, I'm lucky enough to live with my parents, so I don't need to worry about living expenses yet (but my mums been threading that I'm old enough to live on my own now)
No.14120
No.14121
>>14119
Fuck man, being kicked out is bullshit so I hope it doesn't come to that.
Embalming sounds interesting, once you get the skills you'll probably be able to get employment, doesn't sound like the the kind of job everyone is clamoring after.
No.14122
>>14121
Thanks man, and yeah, I'm interested in either funeral care or mortuary work, so autopsies and stuff. It's not a popular job, but it is one for life (haha) so not too many openings but you can go anywhere pretty much, I have no attachments and people always die, so it should be good.
No.14123
>>14122
It's good you've got a goal. Never lose sight of it, and good luck with achieving it.
No.14124
>>14123
Thank you, I'm sure I won't, mostly because I'm an utter weirdo and cutting up people is what I've wanted to do since I was a kid, and this way I get payed for it
No.14125
>>14124
That came out weird…sorry
No.14126
>>14125
Some people just like to know how things tick.
No.14127
>>14126
That's basically it, I used to do it with machines and stuff when I was younger, I just like seeing how things fit together.
No.14128
>>14127
But when you say stuff like that about people everyone judges you. I mentioned it to a girl in school once and was called a serial killer for years.
No.14129
>>14085
What is a gear shift? Do you know how to fit it? I just bought a haines manual for my tractor but not really sure what I'm doin with an ICE
No.14130
Love a nice cup of tea in the morning
No.14131
>>14130
Classic kyle this morning
>and he's lying
No.14132
>>14131
Watching that show makes me feel physically ill
I think because I only used to ever watch it when I was off school sick (or because I couldn't bear to face it) so now my brain associates the two together.
No.14133
>>14132
>Tfw it makes me support eugenics ladm8
Tbh he is a vile stupid little man but his show does make me feel better at my failure of a life
No.14134
>>14133
Same. No matter how bad things get, at least I'm not on there.
No.14135
>>14131
>Sex in a graveyard
I'm sickened, but felt my knob twitch a little…
How's the weather where you are, guys?
>Kent
>Windy as fuck
>Some kiddies slide has blown over
>Out of teabags
No.14136
>>14135
>How's the weather where you are, guys?
It's grey skies, mildly windy, lightly raining, and quite chilly too. I'm not gonna go for a walk today.
>I'm sickened, but felt my knob twitch a little…
Happens to me all the time with fucked up stuff, my dick has no moral boundaries.
No.14137
>>14136
>>Happens to me all the time with fucked up stuff, my dick has no moral boundaries.
I know that feel. Jerking wise it seems I can only get off to the most sick depraved stuff there is and the second once I climax I'm filled with disgust and guilt at what I just came to.
No.14138
>>14137
>I can only get off to the most sick depraved stuff there is and the second once I climax I'm filled with disgust and guilt at what I just came to.
Same here for the last 4 or 5 years at least, that's why I've taken a break from fapping and porn/hentai for a while. I'm on 13.5 weeks so far, but I had a bizarre wet dream about 2 weeks ago. They were always weird for me though, even when I used to have them in my early teens.
No.14139
>>14138
I have incredibly niche tastes, but really I can get off to anything with enough friction.
No.14140
First nosebleed of summer. I hate dry weather lads.
No.14141
>>14135
Your twitch would have been a wince if you'd have seen these female. One in pic is a hamplanet and the one who he was engaged to but who he cheated with was not much slimmer really.
Blue/grey skies and blowing a gale in Yorkshire
>>14138
>13.5 weeks
Wow just wow
No.14142
No.14143
>>14142
>I've posted in a britfeel thread every day for over 6 months
No.14144
>>14143
same here m8, w-we're all going to make it
No.14146
No.14149
Afternoon lads. How is everyone? I was going to go into work today and hand in my shit since I'm fired and all, but I couldn't really be fucked. Those cunts can wait to have their precious locker key back.
Gonna apply for JSA then play some hearthstone, also, having steak and roast potatoes with vegetables tonight. Looking forward to it since I've been living off nothing but super noodles recently.
>>14142
what the fuck? It's my birthday in a few weeks. What the happened?
No.14150
>>14149
I'm okay, went along with my mum to bring my sister and niece round this morning, haven't really done anything else since then besides sit at my computer. My mum's doing cottage pie for dinner later.
No.14151
>>14149
Feeling pretty good mate, bought some chocolate milk from Tesco and an enchilada kit because I found 2kg of chicken in my freezer, gunna eat well tomorrow.
Also found some birdseye crispy chicken breasts so I boguht some cheese bread to have with that, will eat well today as well. All this and the fact that ARK releases into early access today, so I'm super pumped for the next few days. Might try and stream it, survival games seem to be pretty popular for that sort of thing.
No.14152
>>14151
>ARK
what's this? never heard of it
No.14154
>>14141
The thought of it got a twitch from my member, and the thought did not contain the hamplanet in that pic.
>>14149
Done some shopping, had something to eat, and am about to play some Project CARS.
Still blowing a gale down here in Kent.
No.14155
>>14152
Its one of those early access survival games, but it involves taming dinosaurs. It also looks a lot better than most early access games, no shitty animations, decent amount of content, etc.
No.14156
Been trying to figure out how you pronounce the 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' meme lads, is it like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XhFzLx3eby
No.14157
No.14158
Jews make my skin crawl.
Anyone else?
No.14159
>>14156
It's like a pig squeal in my head
No.14160
>>14158
I guess I am alone in this feel.
No.14161
>>14160
For me, muslims provide a much more immediate sense of disgust and revulsion
With Jews it's more of a slow building unease
No.14162
>>14161
At least mudslimes can fight.
Jews are like rats, they scurry and hide in the sewers.
No.14164
It's all white people near me, so I'm most bothered by chavs
No.14165
>tfw I can feel oneitus developing
I know it's bad and I don't want to do it. The most pathetic thing is I've not even spoken to her yet. I just see her regularly and I have the major hots for her despite her being objectively pretty average
No.14166
>>14165
Go speak to her then. Where'd you meet her?
No.14167
>>14166
>Go speak to her
And while I'm at it I'll just be myself.
>Where'd you meet her?
work
No.14168
No.14169
So I've been talking to this girl on tinder on and off since friday guys, but it's just been general conversation, I think at this point i'm supposed to try being flirty or something but I'm not sure how.
Should I just ask her if she wants to hang out or something? If I do, do I have to leave?
No.14170
>>14168
my job is not important
what is important, is what I am going to do to win her heart
No.14171
No.14172
>>14169
ask for her number
No.14173
>>14171
I'd rather not post other peoples pictures up online without their permission, plus who knows who's watching, dont wanna get myself identified on here, and while I trust the regular posters (even dox anon), I don't trust the halfchanners that I'm pretty sure watch the threads.
No.14174
>>14170
Well your job could be an excuse to talk to her
No.14175
>>14174
we work in the same place
No.14176
>>14173
come on Anon
at least tell us what she looks like
No.14177
>>14175
Ok, well ask her something about work then, files, or something
No.14178
>>14176
Redhead, pale skin, small cute nose. Point eyes in all her pictures though. (as in like, mascara) and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
No.14179
>>14162
>>>/modernislam/index.html
Why is allowed to shill
No.14180
>>14179
I don't follow you buddy
No.14181
>>14180
Probably referring to >>14147 , but it's pretty obviously inter-board banter.
No.14183
>>14181
>muslim scum advertising on our board
I feel sick tbh
No.14184
>>14181
The thread in catalogue
>>14180
Yes, is it?
>>14183
Me too, this is my haven from the downtown Jalalabad I live in
No.14185
No.14186
I'm so tired lads, but its too early to go to sleep
No.14187
No.14188
>>14187
no, I'd rather keep it so we can REK him and his shit pro-islam shillery
No.14189
>>14187
Voted no because it's probably someone from /intl/ (/int/'s new board), and if there's anyone I want to avoid attracting the attention of by appearing rumpravaged over a "SWEDEN YES" joke, it's them.
No.14190
>>14185
A little, how else would you counter act islam?
>>14188
Me too
No.14191
>>14189
>/intl/ (/int/'s new board)
why do they have a new board? /int/ still exists from what I can see
No.14192
>>14188
>>14189
After 10mins it's 4:4 so I'll leave it up.
No.14193
>>14192
Democracy never fails
No.14194
>>14191
Don't they have a new owner? There was some swami drama I cared not for
No.14195
>>14191
Boards don't get deleted, only reclaimed if the board owner doesn't log in for 2 weeks.
From what I've gathered, some of them moved to /intl/ due to hating the mods, and wanting absolutely rule-less shitposting freedom, while others stayed on /int/ because they believe /intl/ is all proxies and spambots, and they prefer at least some kind of moderation.
The one thing I know for certain is that it's as retarded as anything /int/-related usually is.
>>14194
That was 8/r9k/ , but it wasn't the real swami. He's too busy starting drama with the /gamergatehq/ board owner, pic related.
No.14196
>>14195
>reclaimed if the board owner doesn't log in for 2 weeks.
fug, I really am here forever
No.14197
>>14196
It doesn't mean it will be reclaimed, it will only happen if someone sees it appear on https://8ch.net/claim.html , wants the board, and sends hotwheels an email. I did it with one board back in January, and it took about 3 days to get a reply giving me the old mod's username and a new password.
There are some boards who's owners haven't logged in since January that are still up for grabs, so you don't have to worry about it really. I'd only worry if you had a legacy board name, or a single letter board name, those are highly sought after.
No.14199
>>14177
I happened to let slip to one of the guys that I quite liked her
he text me a minute ago saying he was chatting to another person at work who knows her, about "hooking me up"
>mfw
No.14200
>>14199
I will take solace in knowing your transition into normiehood was at least stressful.
No.14201
>>14197
Except on >>>/sjw/ they advertise that the board is free. Also on some boards even if you email and ask in operate you get ignored anyway. If the board is wanted to exist by admin and has views it's up for grabs if it's dead and has no chance of 10+ views a day it stays on the list
>i'm cer-certain m8lads
No.14202
>>14200
It won't go anywhere. I can't into women.
and I don't want to leave this place
No.14203
>>14199
>work
I didn't even realise we had employed people here
No.14204
>>14203
you literally posted about going into work earlier
No.14205
Just watched a program with a guy who breeded bedbugs, the freak let them feed off his arm too; the dolt
>he's setting up a business and needs mobile feeding stations
You do want a job don't you?
No.14206
>>14201
>Except on >>>/sjw/ they advertise that the board is free
/sjw/ was once in the top 25, the board owner was a notorious lolcow, and it's I'm guessing a sought after board name / topic, so it's an edge case scenario. That doesn't mean I agree with that particular volunteer's decision to put a sticky up letting everybody on the board know that it's up for claiming, but I'm less concerned than if it was practically any other board. Check any of the other thousands of boards on the claims list, and you won't find a similar sticky.
>Also on some boards even if you email and ask in operate you get ignored anyway.
I've not heard of this happening, do you have any examples?
>If the board is wanted to exist by admin and has views it's up for grabs if it's dead and has no chance of 10+ views a day it stays on the list
Not entirely sure what you're trying to say here, but if you're implying that a board with no posts for several months, and a board owner who has been MIA for even longer will not be given to a new owner on request, I have first-hand experience that says that you're wrong.
No.14207
>>14204
to hand in shit because I got fired
I thought I was the only one
No.14208
>>14205
>breeded bedbugs
jesus christ, why? They have literally zero practical application or redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>mfw I suddenly feel itchy all over
No.14209
Is driving considered "normie" here?
I can't drive yet but I really want to
No.14210
No.14211
>>14209
Depends on your usage, if you use "normie" normalfag to mean doing anything besides lying in bed while using a computer, yes.
If it means "confident, outgoing alpha male with enough social prowess to obtain a girlfriend / wife, a job, maintain a social circle, and has many other responsibilities", then no not really.
No.14212
No.14213
>>14211
some people seem to tow the normie-line quite strictly here, just checking.
No.14214
>>14212
I'm just staring at my monitor.
Might go on omegle if anyone else wants to.
No.14215
No.14216
>>14214
download hearthstone
I used to be like you
but then I found hearthstone
it has consumed me
No.14217
>>14215
I finished before I posted that.
>>14216
Already got it, not too into it.
No.14218
>>14217
>he doesn't like things that I like
pleb
No.14219
>>14207
well I tend not to talk about it cause I know how people get
but yeah
No.14220
>>14218
>card games
lol u nerd))))
No.14221
I'm filled with hope lads. It feels strange, like I should reject it because it will only hurt more when the hope dies.
But it feels nice, even if it is fleeting. We're all gonna make it.
No.14222
Bought ARK guys, about to play some dinosaur survival goodness.
No.14224
Steam keeps halting my download, i'm fucking pissed, cant reach my max download speed because it just stops as its still building.
No.14226
>>14205
There's a maggot farm near me, I though that was one of the worst jobs.
What do they do with the bedbugs anyway?
No.14227
Holy hell I felt like absolute shit earlier. Personal doomsday clock was about 5 to midnight.
But now….it feels alright. Browsing music, having a smoke and getting stalked by the cat. Wonder what was up.
How've you all been?
No.14228
>>14224
consider yourself lucky, my max on steam is 400kb/s
let me know how ARK is mate
No.14229
>>14227
Sense of impending doom in medical speak I think, symptom of loads of things, but most common is anxiety
No.14230
>only had one quest today
>no quests yesterday
is this a common thing? Is blizzard trying to Jew me into paying money for the arena?
No.14231
>>14230
Free to play never is mate, no such thing as a free lunch and all that.
No.14232
>>14227
I know those rollercoaster feels, one moment you're panicking like fuck and you feel like everything is too much to handle, and the next you're feeling positive as anything, like nothing was ever wrong. Emotions are fickle things.
I've been listening to some motivating tunes for the past couple of hours, just noticed how late it is though. I'll have to start getting ready for bed.
No.14233
>>14232
Right, I'm off now. Hopefully I can still wake up in the morning tomorrow, but I'm doubtful. Goodnight guys.
No.14234
Just had some pisshead banging on my door for the past 5 minutes, sending my nerves into over-drive.
What a lovely start to the morning.
No.14235
>>14226
>>14208
Sells them to researchers, he walked round with containers strapped to his arm so they could feed. The guy on the TV let all our favourite pests lose in this house for a night and made a documentary. For research purposes he tested the bedbugs in a bed on himself. Jobs are scarce these days. I didn't see the end of the show to find out what purpose this was for. Too much Kosher Kush in the vape ensured me a night fast asleep on the couch
>>14234
Oh Jesus sounds awful, you didn't answer did you? I once made that mistake, actually twice.
No.14236
>mum complains that every time I brush my teeth, I get water all over the floor
>don't really think I do, but make a conscious effort not to get any water on the floor this time
>mum walks In right as I finish brushing teeth
>look down, there's a load of water on the floor
HOW? it was like a twilight zone moment.
No.14237
>>14236
Runs down your arm maybe? Turn the water off when you're brushing anyway, save the environment an all that
No.14238
>>14236
Try standing on a mat or a towel and make sure to lean over the sink a little more while you're brushing. Gently shake any loose water off your hands and brush into the sink when you're finished as well, then swiftly make your way over to a towel to dry up.
>>14237
This too.
No.14239
>>14237
I did turn it off though. It was only on to wet my brush at the start and finish, and to gargle.
>>14238
My hands were dry. As was my face. The only way I could see that water appearing is if I spat on the floor, but I explicitly did so in the sink
No.14240
>>14239
That's really weird. Are you sure the pipes aren't leaking or something? If you're really curious film yourself, see what happens.
No.14241
Just walked five minutes to the shop and I'm sweating. I hate summer lads
No.14242
>>14241
Got chance to wear my new tacticool shorts today, it's rained ever since I bought them
No.14243
>>14241
seriously lad just fuck summer
No.14244
afternoon lads
supernoodles in the microwave
coke on my desk
hearthstone ready to launch
the ride never ends
No.14245
>>14242
I'm too nervous to wear shorts, I'm pale enough to blind people with the glare
No.14246
>>14245
I'm also nervous to wear shorts, but because my legs are really hairy. I used to always get laughed at because of it, and I haven't worn them outside of the house since I was about 12 because of that.
That and I just haven't really been outside of the house much since then.
No.14247
>mum having a go at me
>taxman knocking on the door
just end it all lads
No.14248
>>14245
same, being pale gets you so many looks.
>>14246
kek i have fuck loads of hair on the inside of my legs and none on the outside, forever doomed to no shorts
No.14249
>>14246
I have super hairy legs, feet too, my mum calls me a hobbit sometimes
No.14250
>>14247
Make your mum answer it
No.14251
>>14245
I know what you mean I don't like showing my scrawny legs off so I make sure my shorts go past my knees and pull my socks up show I show about 1' of leg. That's my limit. Even my swimming shorts are longs
>>14246
you know you'd be fine now if you're not in school anymore
No.14253
Need to go to the shop to buy stuff to make enchiladas, but I really cba.
Might try and play ARK again, see if the servers are in better shape.
No.14254
>>14249
Yeah I have hair on my feet too, even on my toes.
>>14251
>you know you'd be fine now if you're not in school anymore
I'm not, but I don't really have any life experiences beyond that.
I also live on a street that has a first and middle school at one end, and a high school at the other, so there's constantly kids and teenagers of all ages walking past or hanging around outside my house. There's no way I could wear shorts outside here, and I've only just started going outside the house while they are all still in school and everyone else is at work in the last 2 months.
No.14255
>>14254
yeah my big toe is quite hairy that I don't show them off ok on holiday I do "do flipflops"
If it stops you getting out then don't go near shorts lad but I find them liberating, especially if really hot.
No.14256
>tfw drop below 90kg for the first time in a few years
total of 13kg lost so far lads, we're all going to make it
No.14257
Guy I knew from secondary school shared this on Facebook.
He did really well in his GSCEs and I did shit; he fell for THIS.
He's not even joking.
No.14258
No.14259
No.14260
>>14259
Should have put a trigger warning on this, shitlord. Now I'm triggered for the day and will have to eat chocolate until bedtime.
No.14261
>>14260
>"thin beautiful sisters"
That's a fat-shaming, objectifying and sexist statement. Consider me triggered.
No.14262
>>14249
>tfw hairy back.
You don't know suffering
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No.14263
>>14259
She does look like I could snap her with one hand, but people overreact to everything nowadays
No.14264
>>14259
Everyone knows Jews run the world though, they're just a cover for the true masters the Sikhs
No.14265
I need to work out since I'm starting to gain fat for the first time.
How do I do it without going outside? Pushups?
No.14266
If you don't have phimosis you're not white.
No.14267
>>14266
I have it, is it more common with white people than other races?
No.14268
>>14266
>implying
I've been playing with my knob since I was a small child, nothing down there was gonna remain tight for long
what a weird arbitrary statement
No.14269
>>14267
Norwegians told me it's proof you're 100% Scandinavian.
>>14268
it was a joke
No.14270
>>14266
Uh, what?
Apparently I'm not white then, it's been fun guys
No.14271
>>14269
>it was a joke
I don't get it
No.14272
>>14268
So have I, but I could never pull it back until I was about 16, and even after a decade of fapping at least once or twice a day except for the past 14 weeks, it's still tight enough that I can't pull it back while fully erect.
No.14273
>>14271
I never was funny.
No.14274
No.14276
>>14272
mines super loose, like if you ever saw that picture of the guy who fits a baby turtle in his foreskin, mines almost as bad as that
No.14277
>>14276
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
No.14278
I feel so restless guys, I just need to leave the house and get drunk, but I have no one to drink with.
No.14279
>>14278
I feel the same mate, you're probably miles away from me though
No.14280
>>14276
Mine is loose and flexible for the most part, apart from a tight ring of skin at the tip, and I believe I have frenulum breve too.
No.14281
>>14280
Exactly the same here man.
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
No.14282
>>14277
open at your peril
No.14283
>>14282
I just hope the second picture isn't with the turtle in there, that seems like a good way to get bitten
No.14284
>>14278
>>14279
meet you down 'spoons guys
No.14285
>>14280
I'm probably going to regret this but, frenelum breve?
No.14286
>>14278
If Yorkshire I have solution!
No.14287
File: 1433356407849.jpg (Spoiler Image, 194.96 KB, 1500x1246, 750:623, frenulum_close_1500_t.jpg)
>>14285
That thin part on the underside of your dick that bridges the head to the shaft is called the frenulum. Frenulum breve is when it's too tight and short, and pulls the head downwards when erect. Diagram related.
No.14288
>>14284
Let me get my trenchcoat on then ill pop down la xxx
No.14289
>>14288
Is greencuck back?
Is he the same green candidate from. Gs?
No.14290
>>14289
>Is he the same green candidate from. Gs?
what?
No.14291
No.14292
No.14293
>>14292
>anything above 6 foot (ie freakishly tall like 6'6) is classed as normie
>6'0 isn't normie
hmm
No.14294
>>14293
I'm sorry lad.
Are you if you 6'6?
No.14295
>>14294
>Are you if you 6'6?
Are you 6'6? If anyone else is a freak specify.
No.14296
>>14294
I'm actually 6'3 but I was just saying the distinction is a bit odd to me
No.14297
No.14298
>>14297
Not him, but most normies AKA the average person, are average height. Which for British men, is around 5 ft 9.
Any height that greatly deviates from that number, would be considered abnormal; the opposite of normie. 5 ft 3 or 6 ft 3 for instance, are abnormal heights.
No.14299
>>14287
Not as bad as I thought it was going to be, also it's old lot pleasing to know that someone's job is to draw weird dicks (and her name is Hannah)
No.14300
No.14301
>>14299
>tfw no qt medical illustration student gf that would send you drawings of her insides
No.14302
>>14301
Damn, she is cute.
Although I can't work out the drawing, it looks like a heart in a leg
No.14303
Been bored as fuck since I stopped posting here tbh
>>14289
You what cunt?
No.14304
>>14302
I believe it's where the thigh connects to the hip, here's the rest of the "set".
No.14305
>>14303
Who the fuck changed the word filter? Reeeeeeeeeeeee
L.A'
No.14306
Pls change the word back la(')
No.14307
>>14305
you going to LA mate? Have fun cunt
No.14308
what's it changed to lad?
No.14309
>>14303
>You what cunt?
really rude of you tbh
No.14310
>>14307
No cunt pls mod change the word back
No.14311
>>14310
what are you talking about la'
No.14312
No.14313
>>14311
Two can play at that game la'
But not greencuck.
No.14314
Drinking alone in my room because I don't have any friends around here to drink with, I fucking hate being at uni.
No.14315
No.14317
>>14314
>uni
fucking normies
what you studying mate?
No.14318
>>14314
It's like that for me too, but I don't drink, I'm at home, and I don't have any friends anywhere. I guess the only part that's the same is being alone in my room really.
I might try going to bed at 10pm for a laugh.
No.14319
>>14318
>I might try going to bed at 10pm for a laugh.
M
A B S O L U T E
D
M
A
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No.14320
>>14317
Computer security, although I've just finished, so i'm awaiting my final results. (I've failed)
No.14322
really can't stand my normie as fuck spoilt brat sister tbh
No.14323
No.14324
>>14321
there is still work to be done
No.14325
Shall I try and go out to a club guys?
No.14326
>>14325
Only if you report back to us.
No.14327
No.14328
>>14322
I have a sister too, the day she moved out was a good day. We've gotten on a lot better since then.
>>14325
Only if you live stream / take pictures / give updates / let us know how it goes.
No.14329
>>14328
I'm not sure the place has wifi, I dont think theres much point in going unless I was posting pcitures.
No.14330
>>14329
>not having mobile internet
No.14331
>>14330
I've got some, but Im not sure what my data limit is, probably not enough for loads of photos.
No.14332
>>14331
I have 1GB and it lasts me all month easy, 8chan is a bitch on mobile but via the app it's a breeze and uses next to no data. Pics would up it a bit obviously but not significantly
No.14333
>>14323
nah la, she's almost 30 and she's just come back to live with us as her job finished. Everyone in my family thinks she's a really nice posh conservative girl some shit, but she goes around dating guys and shit.
No.14334
>>14333
phone spell checker fuck sake. *dating guys on tinder
No.14335
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>>14333
>almost 30
A christmas cake is fine too.
No.14336
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>>14335
bit too dry for me tbh
No.14337
>>14336
your sisters pretty fit mate you should hit that
No.14338
I'm off to bed, I'm an hour later than I said I was going to because I got carried away on >>>/ara/ . It was close, but the temptation to fap was resisted.
Goodnight guys.
No.14340
>>14336
>>14337
why would someone have topless pics of their sister?
No.14343
>>14340
>not having topless pics of your sister
normie get the fuck out
No.14344
is elder scrolls online gon be shit ?
No.14345
>>14344
it's already shit, anon
No.14346
>>14345
I mean on consoles
it looks comfy but if it's the same as the pc version then I'll skip
No.14347
>>14346
>will an already shit pc game still be shit when it's downgraded for consoles?
I'm not sure tbh
No.14348
>>14347
but consoles are better than pc
No.14349
>>14348
Better than your shitty 8 year old laptop maybe.
No.14350
I think I may have fallen in love with someone I've never met.
No.14351
can we bully someone on twitch lads?
No.14352
>>14351
I'm up for a bit of bullying.
No.14353
No.14354
waitrose girl looked at me 2 times today
No.14355
>>14353
never mind fat bitch isn't looking at chat
No.14356
>>14354
do you just stare at her and see how often she looks back?
No.14357
>>14354
What kind of look? What did her eyes tell you about yourself?
No.14358
a-anyone want to go on omegle?
No.14359
No.14360
No.14361
No.14362
No.14363
No.14364
>>14363
i'm searching britfeel lad
No.14365
No.14366
No.14367
>>14366
alright
searching now
No.14368
>>14322
Same here, mine got into Oxford, so my parents think she can do no wrong. Meanwhile I'm failing my courses at the local poly
No.14369
No.14370
>>14369
>Mroing
Morning mate, sleep well?
No.14371
>>14370
Reasonably well thanks mate.
My oneitus is developing nicely, it's making me feel more motivated to wake up in the morning. Not sure at what point it becomes crushing sadness, I guess time will tell
No.14372
>>14371
>oneitis
If you haven't been rejected yet, she isn't already with someone else, and you haven't gone full stalker and built a shrine, it's just a crush.
I'm certain that "oneitis" was coined by people who like to sleep around and have a distaste for the concept of monogamy.
No.14373
>>14372
>If you haven't been rejected yet, she isn't already with someone else, and you haven't gone full stalker and built a shrine, it's just a crush.
T-thanks anon, that does make me feel a bit better about it actually. I've not been rejected but I've not made a move either
No.14374
>>14373
>I've not made a move either
Can't help you there, I had a crush on a couple of girls back in school, but I didn't do anything besides look at them from a distance.
Haven't been around girls at all since then, immediately after leaving school I became a recluse. The only girl around my age I've been in the presence of and spoken to in the last 7 years is my sister.
Feels weird.
No.14375
Alrite cunts eating kfc in my car tbh
Never had kfc gravy before, everyone says it's amazing but it's average as fuck
No.14376
>>14375
KFC do gravy? That's not the first thing I'd think of when thinking of fried chicken and french fries. Or fast food at all really.
No.14377
Heading into the city guys, need to buy some t-shirts. Might grab a KFC myself.
No.14378
>>14375
>>14376
I always get kfc gravy, its not the best thing in the world but its way above ketchup/other dips. And it works for both chicken and chips.
>tfw no kfc
No.14379
why even wake up when your dreams are so much better than reality lads? Do you think if you die you dream forever?
No.14380
>>14379
>tfw I have a beautiful dream where I'm with a qt and she's smiling at me
>mfw I wake up
No.14381
I get irrationally angry when people make certain noises, ie when they sneeze too loudly or cough in a weird way. It fills me with an indescribable rage, like I just want to punch them in their stupid face.
No.14382
>>14380
RIP penguin bro ;_;
>>14381
you have autism mate
No.14383
>>14382
>Le autism XD
I knew that was coming as soon as I posted it. But if it were autism I wouldn't be aware that it's completely weird and irrational, I'd think that it was perfectly valid to be annoyed at them.
No.14384
>>14383
It's somewhat common, I used to know a guy who was similar except it was the sound of eating that upset him, I forget what the condition is called though.
No.14385
>>14381
I know so people have it with little things like the noise people make when eating bread.
For me its when people slurp water or milk from a bowl, fucking enraging.
No.14386
>>14381
Loud noises bother me too mate, but only when they come from people. Birds and shit can do what the fuck they want.
Also, went to KFC, gravy is indeed shot, I uses to like it though so I think the recipes has changed. Sitting in a park now, and the hot sun is turning my boots into ovens.
No.14387
>>14379
i had such a nice dream last night, I got a GF from the netherlands, whenever we made out I would actually feel it if that makes sense.
No.14388
No.14390
>>14387
I want to know what making out feels like, but I don't think I ever will.
No.14391
I want to go to this small gig in London but being in a room with normies terrifies me.
I've never been to a gig so I don't know what people do there, do they dance? sit or stand?
I guess I could just get drunk.
What do I do guys?
No.14392
>>14391
Go and take pics for the thread
Let us experience normie zones vicariously
No.14393
>>14391
jus do eet™
at the end of it you'll either feel a little bit better about yourself or have one more bad memory to add to your continual list of failures
you have nothing to lose
No.14394
>>14392
>>14393
I don't think I can do it alone tbh.
I stand all alone at family meetings so I can't imagine what I'd be like there.
No.14395
>>14391
I've actually been to tonnes of gigs. Whenever I go I tend to just get a drink and then stand by the stage waiting for the band on my own. What band is it? If you're at the front/centre than there will be dancing/moshing depending on who you see
No.14396
>>14391
Based on the three I've been to, people were mostly interested in the act and dancing to the music, so they weren't really giving a shit about anything or anyone else.
>>14394
Yeah I would never go anywhere by myself, I went with my dad.
No.14397
>>14394
a gig isn't for socialising though, it's for watching the band. Family meetings couldn't be more different. You can just stand on your own and no one will bother you. Quite a lot of people there are in the same position as you.
No.14398
>>14395
>>14396
>>14397
I ain't going what the fuck was I even thinking.
No.14400
>>14398
>what the fuck was I even thinking.
You had a brief moment where your mind was free from anxiety, where "want" can turn into "do" and things become possible.
No.14401
wanna move to Spain so I can sleep late, wake up late and have tapas and siestas in the afternoon
No.14402
>>14401
As a NEET I can do that now, but after several years I'm bored of it. I'd prefer the Spanish weather though.
No.14403
>>14402
I'm neet also but I'd much rather live in spain than this shit hole. Maybe south Italy too.
No.14404
>>14402
Spain would be way to hot for me, I'd rather live in Iceland or Norway.
No.14405
>>14381
Misophonia mate. Can be linked to autism, and you would be aware it's weird if you're high functioning enough
No.14406
how the fuck is this guy so popular?
he's just a typical normie lad-douche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSFf_Hpv7uE
No.14407
>>14406
Normies like normies
No.14408
>>14406
Couldn't watch more than 2 minutes. Jesus Christ that wannabe comedian is incredibly thick and irritating.
No.14409
>>14401
I'd like to do that, but in the south of France, or Northern Italy. Maybe even work in a small cafe.
No.14410
>>14405
How high functioning can an autist be before he ceases to be an autist and becomes "that weird guy"?
No.14411
>>14410
No idea, guess it depends on whether you think aspergers is autism, and how keen your parents were to get you diagnosed, I was a total tard as a kid, but I'm not so bad now
No.14412
Anyone got experience with coming off SSRIs? I'm attempting and want to know what to expect.
No.14413
>>14410
I think I'm pretty much at the limit of high functioning autism (asperger's), but I still don't really know what it is and what makes me different from anyone else. Just makes me feel like not bothering with life at all really.
No.14414
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I made a rough video because video games are starting to get boring.
https://youtu.be/x7e84BF24dk
That isn't my real name btw.
No.14415
>>14414
kek'd
might be a bit too long though.
fuck i would love to bang that sjw chocolate girl at the end.
No.14416
>>14415
I cut out a lot.
There's so much bullshit in the world and such little time.
No.14417
>>14414
I can't, it's too painful to watch
No.14418
>>14415
>fuck i would love to bang that sjw chocolate girl at the end.
race traitor pls go
No.14419
>>14414
>speak truth
>how dare you [completely unrelated bullshit], I can't believe this!
Every time.
No.14420
>>14419
>she is screaming at you!
>that means you're wrong!
No.14421
who /leakypipe/ here?
I have to practically toss myself off every time I have a piss just to get rid of the last drizzle, which will otherwise seep out as soon as I put my dick away
No.14422
>>14421
Yeah, mine's terrible.
If I don't use a tissue it looks like I've pissed myself.
No.14423
>>14422
every time I mention a weird obscure problem (usually dick related) I find at least one other person here is also suffering.
It's quite cathartic
No.14424
>>14423
I think penis issues have a large impact on people.
No.14425
>>14421
>>14422
Same here m8s, even after using tissue in the bathroom I usually have a sneaky dab after I've come back to my bedroom, otherwise it's just wet in my pants.
No.14426
>>14425
It always pissed me off how on tv and stuff a guy would literally give one quick shake and put it away, no wiping or anything. Like if I did that I would literally be walking around in piss-soaked pants all day
No.14427
>>14426
How do guys do it at urinals?
No.14428
>>14427
>using a urinal
there's your first mistake
No.14429
No.14430
>>14428
>>14429
I said 'guys' not 'you guys'.
I don't use them.
No.14431
>>14430
they shake it once then pop it away, apparently normies dicks function differently
No.14432
How do I get started on Khan Academy Maths, lads?
No.14433
>>14430
My bad. I don't know really, I've only used them three times in my life; the first was when I was a kid, and the other two were in my late teens.
The second time I didn't manage to piss because I was ridiculously anxious, and the third time I was the only one in the building.
I'd really rather just hold it in and suffer the bladder pains than suffer a public toilet.
No.14434
>>14432
Just make an account and start at the beginning. It starts off babby-tier, but gets a lot harder fairly quickly if you're as shit at maths as I am.
No.14435
Any of you lads play crusader kings II?
I want to play it but I can't make sense of half of it
>tfw dumb
No.14436
>>14435
I'm also too dumb. I can't even get my head around regular strategy games let alone grand strategy.
No.14437
>>14435
It's a complex game m8. Start off as somewhere in Ireland in the Early Middle-Ages and you'll be able to figure shit out while your neighbours are fighting each other/getting invaded by Normans.
No.14438
>>14435
I've played it but I like Victoria II much more.
No.14439
>>14437
>while your neighbours are fighting each other/getting invaded by Normans.
f-fucking Normans
No.14440
>>14421
Apparently if you press on the taint it pushes everything out
No.14441
my winky is only 5 inches and really thin tbh
No.14442
>>14441
Take it to cuckchan.
No.14445
>>14444
why bother man
even sick quads aren't going to change shit
No.14446
>>14445
might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts
No.14447
>>14446
the ride never ends
No.14448
>search britfeel on google
WE TOP RESULT NOW
No.14449
>do hamstring massage with dog ball
>hamstrings are noticeably less tight
>can now touch my toes
T-Thanks YouTube.
No.14450
>>14449
fug, thanks for the reminder mate, I've been meaning to do that
No.14451
>>14450
>tfw can't find a ball anywhere
I-I guess I'll just stay crippled, n-no big deal
No.14452
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14451
This works as well, it's just a bit more effort.
No.14453
>>14452
I-is this safe? I feel like there's a high chance of really fucking my leg up doing that.
No.14454
>>14453
Nope, you're just getting your fingers in there to separate the fibers that have become fused together from sitting down all the time. It's safe and it works surprisingly well.
No.14455
>tfw I can touch below my knees
this is amazing
I feel like the problem is partly my lower back in addition to my hamstrings though. Is there a way to stretch that out too?
No.14456
>>14455
Tight hamstrings will pull on your lower back, causing your pelvis to tilt slightly and making your posture unbalanced; keep working on your hamstrings and your lower back will feel better. Also look into piriformis stretches (a ball really helps with these).
No.14457
>>14456
you're the same anon who posted about this the first time round, right?
Thanks again for bringing this up, god I'm shit at being consistent with these things
No.14458
>>14449
If you have a shitty posture like me then you want to strengthen your hams
No.14460
>>14414
don't do this to me anon
I was already having a bad day
No.14461
>>14456
You're giving the wrong info here. Tight hip flexors and quads are the muscles that fuck up posture.
No.14462
>try that hamstring thing
>go from not being able to put my hands past my knees to being able to touch my toes with knees locked out
what the fuck? It's like magic
No.14464
>>14462
Really? I might have to try this once I'm out of my trousers. If I end up writhing in pain on the floor and unable to walk, I'll be telling the doctor it was /britfeel/'s fault.
No.14465
it actually beggars belief how well it works
my hamstrings feel light and cool and I can touch my toes with zero effort
No.14466
No.14467
I'm not going to die if I do this?
It sounds spooky.
No.14468
>>14467
It would be extremely painful
No.14470
No.14471
>>14470
that's his tribe
he's of the fedoradora tribe
No.14472
I tried it. My thighs certainly feel nice and loose, but it hasn't helped with reaching my toes. My lower back, the back of my knees, my calves and my arse cheeks still feel too stiff to do it.
No.14473
I'm going to bed mates, cheers for the muscle tips, I'd be interested in seeing more /fitfeel/ stuff, the sort of things that NEETs can easily do without leaving their rooms.
Goodnight guys.
No.14474
>>14473
try wanking, and with your left arm, wrap it around your left leg and insert fingers into neghole.
No.14475
>>14474
I already know that trick, but I'm the anon that's given up wanking for a while.
And I've definitely given up anal masturbation. It feels amazing in the moment, but it fucking hurts afterwards because I don't have lube or anything like that.
No.14476
No.14477
>>14475
Buy lube then you muppet
No.14478
what's everyone up to m8s?
No.14479
>>14478
Drinking beer and watching Britcam: Emergency on camera and reminding myself why I have to endure the next few years so I can leave this country for good.
You?
No.14480
>>14479
Where you going to move?
Watching a lil animu here.
No.14481
>>14480
I honestly haven't decided yet, but most English-speaking countries require a degree in order to obtain a long-term work permit, let alone permanent residency. I loved Toronto, considering going back there, along with Ausfailia, Singapore, and the USA
No.14482
>>14481
I'd like to live in Norway.
No.14483
>>14482
Yeah the Scandanavian countries always appealed to me too, only problem would be learning a new language. If I'm gonna do that, I may as well go and learn one of the Chinese dialects and go live there. I'm ashamed to admit I'm a massive Chinaboo.
No.14484
>>14482
>>14483
Norway is such a beautiful country.
Not sure I could live there permanently though. Wherever I moved I would definitely have to learn the local language.
Really fancy living in tokyo for a bit, love 24 hour cities.
No.14485
>>14483
>>14484
>betraying mother europe
No.14486
No.14487
>Alfie Allen was a loser who stayed in bed all day wanking and playing vidya
>he's now a successful actor in a hugely popular TV series
No.14488
>>14487
It's amazing how easy it is to succeed if you're handsome
No.14489
>>14488
>handsome
Having a dad who is an actor and a sister who is a pop singer helps too.
No.14490
>>14489
Yeah that too
>tfw you've seen qt girls go from failing school to making 6 figures as a model, half a year after they drop out
Its truly life on ez mode for some people
No.14491
Lads on the esa website it says
>If the assessment takes longer than 13 weeks your benefit will be backdated to the 14th week of the claim.
So if I backdated my claim 12 weeks when I applied, does that time still count towards this 13 weeks figure? It's been around 6months since the official claim date.
No.14492
>>14491
I don't know honestly, I just picked a random date and eventually got it. I didn't look deeply into it, mostly because my mum did it all.
No.14493
>>14488
>handsome
He's butt ugly. It's his family connections that got him sorted
No.14494
>>14481
Not countries in the EU though. Which is why I want to stay in the EU so I can move about.
No.14495
>>14494
>we have free movement amongst EU countries with which we have no real links or ties (beyond the EU itself)
>we are restricted from countries literally created by Britain and with which we share common language, culture and customs
Anglosphere Union WHEN?
No.14496
>>14495
That better not include the US.
No.14497
Morning lads, had some amazing dreams again last night. Sometimes I just wish I could close my eyes and dream forever.
One of them was really dark though
>milf lures me into her house promising to take my virginity
>in the house there's a few buff male bouncers, tonnes of girls around 15-17 and a few young men too
>lots of fucking going on
>one girl is tied up and crying
>she gets out of her bonds later, ask her what was happening
>"Oh I just needed to calm down"
>she's obviously on some really powerful drugs, all the young people are sedated
>turns out they're luring people in, drugging them up, fucking them for days
>then when they got bored that give them a lethal dose of barbiturate and throw them into a mass grave in the back garden
you had to be there, it was so sinister. I didn't even know what a "barbiturate" was until I googled it after I woke up.
No.14498
No.14499
No.14500
>>14498
p e r m a b a n n e d
k i k e f a g m o d s
No.14501
>>14498
>banned for telling him he's pretty
No.14502
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>>14497
This is just like my vietnamese picture books.
No.14503
>>14502
the similarities are there
No.14504
>>14496
Well the US is in the anglosphere m8
No.14505
>hardcore Christian I knew from secondary school is finally going through all his edgy teenage phases at once
No.14506
>>14504
>ogaa booga were da wite boi at.
>wanting hordes of lefties and niggers in your union
No.14507
https://www.lewdgamer.com/2015/06/04/new-laws-uk-stance-on-pon-news/
>The Tory party of the UK, recently voted in by a slim majority, is seeking to go forward with its pledge to curb online porn use by under-18s and make the most of its time in office.
>The Culture Secretary, Sajid Javid, promised that the party would seek to ensure that anyone who did not meet the age requirement would be locked out by force. The implementation of this new law would see age verification get physical, and not in the fun way we all know and love.
>Dr. Rachel O’Connell, an advisor to the DPA, has suggested that in order to pass the new age gate people will have to go to the post office. You read that correctly. O’Connell suggests that users could choose an authority (the post office, your bank, etc.) to verify their ID, which would then be transmitted through an anonymizing service to “protect identities”. Only then will you be allowed to view the site in question.
>When this block is removed it will be removed from your connection. It won’t be removed for you personally – it’s removed for your property. The day hasn’t come yet where we each are individually identified by microchips in our hands when we connect. You remove the block for your home, and we’re right back where we began where your kids can view what they want.
>To be honest, simply sort yourself out with a VPN and act like none of this ever happened. The government’s own ignorance of how the internet works should not impact your ability to use it effectively. If The Pirate Bay can still be accessed easily after the block – a site nowhere near as popular as porn – we’ll all be just fine.
No.14508
>>14507
It's like we are going backwards whilst America are moving forward and progressing.
No.14509
>>14507
>The Culture Secretary, Sajid Javid
>Sajid Javid
No.14510
>>14506
>Allah ballah, where the 12 year old girls at?
It works both ways lad. If we opened up immigration in the anglosphere (and completely blocked it from the outside), the undesirables would be spread thinner between all the countries.
No.14511
>>14510
>spread it thinner
>by adding 318.9 million people
No.14512
>>14511
Do you really believe that the entirety of the USA is suddenly going to flock to Britain just because they can? Income and quality of life are relatively equal so we wouldn't have the disparity we have with the EU
No.14513
>>14512
What is the plus to having the USA?
If it's for thinning out the population you're better of without them and just having Canada, Australia and NZ.
No.14514
>>14513
Well it mainly felt weird excluding the US when they do share many of the cultural and language ties the others have.
But it's not a deal breaker for me tbh
No.14515
>>14513
Mostly just reclaiming the empire I think
No.14516
>>14514
Language ties, not cultural.
It's a creation of Jews, the hedonistic melting pot paradise of the kikes.
>>14515
We only had a fraction of the land they have now.
They won the war anyway.
No.14517
>>14516
True, they're not part of the commonwealth anyway
No.14518
What's our board name guys? R9K has robots, so are we britbots?
No.14520
>>14518
That reminds me, hotwheels implemented ROBOT9000 as a board option, I don't think it's switched on here though.
No.14521
>>14520
I wouldn't bother, we don't get much shitposting and every other thread seems to start with alright lads
No.14522
>>14519
I really wish I could dress like a nazi without all the associated bullshit, don't agree with them but goddamn they had style
No.14523
>>14522
Which part you disagree on? The socialism?
No.14524
>>14522
Mosley wasn't a full on Nazi, I don't even think he was much of an authoritarian. He wanted to shake up parliament because it was, and is, full of career politicians who don't do anything and there was no difference in the parties even then.
mite b wrong tho, there are things I disagree with him on today, but back then I might have agreed. He wanted a united Europe which I can sympathize with when they saw it as Jews playing European nations against each other.
No.14525
>>14523
Socialism and all the death, the final solution is a bit too final for me
No.14526
>>14524
I can sympathise with anyone, even the most evil person has their reasons for doing what they do
No.14530
>>14525
it's holo for a reason
it's not real
No.14531
>>14528
>saving a thumbnail
No.14532
>>14530
I can't read any of that shit, jpegged to fuck
No.14533
>>14532
You can read all of it bar one, which was re-posted anyway.
No.14534
>>14532
I didn't post anything nigga.
I can still read it though.
No.14535
>>14529
>>14531
>>14527
Is it bad that this is making me question the holocaust?
No.14536
>>14535
>questioning the holocaust
>bad
Nazis are robots that mobilize.
No.14537
>>14533
Maybe it's cause I'm on mobile, I can only read the last one on >>14528
No.14538
>>14535
Why is that bad, you think a jew is going to spring up from under your bed and arrest you for reading evidence that debunks his claims?
No.14539
>>14537
Pinch zoom mate, and that last one is an unreadable thumbnail, full image here >>14531
No.14540
>>14539
Cheers mate
But tbh even without the holocaust concentration camps are kinda fucked up
No.14541
Oy-yoy-yoy! You filthy gentile khnyoks think it's ok to question The Shoah™? I can't believe the chutzpah of you schlumps! You pipsqueaks! You good for nothings!
You wouldn't say this to me in real life!
No.14542
>>14540
Mostly because of the kids, the adults I get, but why the kids?
No.14543
>>14541
Pipsqueaks is Yiddish?
No.14544
Be proud the English invented concentration camps in Africa.
No.14545
>>14540
True, but that's war. Many countries had them, long before WW2.
In fact the term was created (not the act itself) to describe British ones in South Africa during the second boer war. It's unfair to call it a nazi thing.
No.14546
>>14545
True, I do think people think of nazis as being the ultimate evil, but they're not.
No.14547
Should I make this my Facebook banner and see what happens?
No.14548
>>14547
I wouldn't, you never know who might see it
No.14549
>>14546
>I do think people think of nazis as being the ultimate evil
Yeah, that's propaganda (and years of hollywood jewish films with nazis as the bad guys) doing their job.
Plus the intentionally intimidating SS uniforms.
No.14550
>>14547
>robot uses that pic
>"omg what a freak! I always knew anon was weird, fucking racist nazi!"
>chad uses that pic
>"omg ur so naughty! Haha this is ironic right? You joker!"
No.14551
>>14549
Those posters are weird, I don't think they'd be able to convince me of anything, I mean, what's the snake one even meant to be?
No.14552
>>14551
It's a shit snake as well, I don't think the artist has ever seen a cobra
No.14554
>>14553
>I have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilisations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own.
Hitler confirmed for weeaboo.
No.14555
>>14554
He made the Japanese honorary aryans, so it's clear he loved them
No.14556
>>14554
>you will never shoot the shit with Japanese SS bros
why live
No.14557
No.14558
>>14557
The Indonesian nazi cafe closed down too
No.14559
Reminder that Japan is literally the Eastern Equivalent of Great Britain
>Tiny Island
>hugely densely populated giving it a population comparable to most countries twice the size
>should by rights be an insignificant backwards shithole, yet is one of the richest most advanced countries in the world
>a deep respect for monarchist tradition
>rich history that puts most neighbouring nations to shame
No.14560
>>14559
Too bad they back stabbed us.
No.14561
No.14562
>>14560
>they back stabbed us
when? Are you talking about WWII?
No.14563
>>14559
And is full of NEETs and people who want their race to remain pure
No.14564
>>14563
this is true!
The one significant difference between the two is that the Japanese population is slowly dropping thanks to their NEET ways, whereas Britain just keeps importing foreigners to keep the numbers up
Though I wouldn't be surprised if cultural marxism / mass immigration hits them soon
No.14565
>>14561
>>14562
>invaded our eastern territory with technology we gave them
they weren't even grateful
No.14566
>>14564
Yeah, it can't be long for them now, they'll probably end up going the same way as us to make up their numbers
No.14567
>>14559
Japan is a shit hole. They have the worst culture out of any country in the world.
No.14568
>>14567
you aren't even trying
No.14569
>>14568
>stare at screens all day
>work 50+ hours a week
>everyone keeps to themselves
No.14570
>>14569
Sounds like heaven, plus you're encouraged to sleep at work to show you're working hard
No.14571
Should we set up a /britfeel/ embassy at 2ch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bWPSzv9jkA
No.14572
>>14569
I can't even begin to describe what a fucking moron you are.
There are places in the world where people are still killed for witchcraft, where people are burned alive in the streets and get acid thrown over them for displeasing their family.
But hurr japanese people aren't sociable enough and work too much, worst culture in the world!
No.14573
>>14567
>>14569
>They have the worst culture out of any country in the world.
>stare at screens all day
>meanwhile across the water
>join the military and follow our orders or we'll kill you and your family
No.14576
>>14570
It has one of the highest suicide rates in the world because of it though. They are so repressed.
No.14577
>>14571
>tfw don't speak rune
I would love to but I don't see how
No.14578
>>14571
That's adorable.
What are Japanese people obsessed with Britain called? I've heard tea-aboos
No.14580
>>14579
That's fucking disgusting mate. Don't post stuff like that ever again.
No.14581
>>14577
I'm studying on and off, but nowhere near good enough. They have to take English in school though don't they? Mind you, I took French and couldn't deal with frogchan or what ever it would be.
No.14582
cant connect to the server I was playing ARK on all night. I just want to know if I've woken up to my glorious base being raided. :(
No.14583
No.14584
>>14583
reported to the mods tbh, enjoy your ban
No.14585
No.14586
>>14584
reported for fraudulent reporting and announcing your reports tbh
>>14581
>frogchan
kek
I've tried to get into Japanese a few times, but like most efforts in my life, they get fucked over by a lack of consistent effort. Might pick it up again.
No.14587
>>14586
Same here, I'll get really into studying something and then all of a sudden lose interest, it's a pain
No.14588
>>14586
unlucky mate I'm friends with the admin, you're in trouble now sunshine
No.14589
>tfw will never be able to go into a weed dispensary and buy weed to treat my depression
hope Cameron gets aids tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_tXj4CLBME
No.14590
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14571
Music is Akiko Yano - Harusaki Kobeni. I love her stuff from the 70s and 80s, and related to this topic, she's pretty much the japanese Kate Bush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Jctg_-qNs
No.14591
>>14589
lasted 6 seconds, great rage material mate
No.14593
>>14592
we're in Britain mate, not la
No.14594
>>14592
>your mum will never make you a weed curry
No.14595
Can the memeposters tone it down a notch now?
No.14596
Weed is immoral, hedonistic and degenerate.
Ban them tbh.
No.14597
>>14589
I don't have a problem with weed itself, but the people who smoke it almost always seem to be insufferable faggots like the guy in the vid. I'm not sure who I hate more out of stoners or atheists.
No.14598
>>14597
I hate anyone who makes one part of themselves their entire identity
No.14599
>>14597
I just hate people that craft their identities out of stupid shit.
>>14598
Beat me to it.
No.14600
>>14597
>>14598
That's fair enough. Not everyone who smokes weed is like that though. The people who act like 'stoners' usually just smoke recreationally.
No.14601
No.14602
>>14598
Even normies do it with "going out on the pull", I used to have friends back home but I can't deal with them anymore because all they talk about is going out and trying to pull, and all they do is go to clubs and try to pull.
They're not even good at it, i've never heard of any of them take a girl home. I just wanna get drunk as shit in a dark room and dance when I get the right amount of drunk, but that's weird as shit when youre on your own.
No.14603
>>14602
I dance alone all the time cause I'm aware I look like a tard, so I don't do it in front of other people
No.14604
>>14600
Live action Shrek gives me nightmares
No.14605
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>>14602
>but that's weird as shit when youre on your own.
I don't drink, but I dance in my room when I'm on my own a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv-lpBfshHU
No.14606
>>14602
Exactly just how going to nandos and then going clubbing makes you a 'lad'
No.14607
Oh shit, we're at 741 posts (742 now). Post limit is 750.
No.14609
>>14607
Make a new thread then
No.14610
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