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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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 No.14608

Emergency backup thread edition.

 No.14611

>>14608

Thanks mate. How's your day been?


 No.14612

2nd for kill all normies


 No.14613

Getting an Indian las


 No.14614

>>14613

Disgusting.


 No.14615

>>14614

Why is that disgusting? Chicken madras is nice.


 No.14616

>>14614

What is wrong with you?


 No.14617

>>14615

>>14616

I grew up in Tower Hamlets.

It gives me PTSD.


 No.14618

>>14617

>I grew up in Tower Hamlets.

What part of "no pakis" don't you get?


 No.14619

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>>14618

You will never know my pain.


 No.14620

>>14617

>>14619

what was it like anon?


 No.14621

Indian in the restraunt shook my hand and have me free wine for no reason. Pretty friendly tbh


 No.14622

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>>14620

It's the future of the UK.

The flat opposite mine had a floor turned into a Mosque, I remember calls to prayer would sound out loudly like it were Istanbul.

There were very few white people, most people didn't speak English. There was one old white guy but he was robbed at gunpoint.

I wasn't allowed outside on my own.

When we walked the dog the Muslims would run away from the dog, one kid even jumped in a bin to hide from it since they're not allowed to touch dogs.

They (the overwhelming immigrant population) would spit all the time, on the bus, indoors, wherever.

Although it didn't happen to me, since I didn't go out, there are sharia patrols that go around.

There isn't many white people in Tower Hamlets to harass though so they go to more popular places with clubs and such.

There is rubbish everywhere, they don't use bins and it has earned it's name as 'the slum of London'.

The stench though, that is the worst thing. I swear it's like they shit, wipe themselves with their hands and don't wash themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHszsGbBJQo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4pLnK_X4U

You could wipe out Tower Hamlets and not only would nothing be lost, the world would be a better place.


 No.14623

>>14621

you've been roofied m8


 No.14624

a-anyone want to do something? watch twitch maybe?


 No.14625

>>14624

On mobile so I can't

What's everyone up to?


 No.14626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14625

Since yesterday I've been going through a couple of hundred old 45s that were in my grandparent's loft, because they've been clearing it out. Mostly 70s pop, rock, disco and novelty records that were my dads when he was a kid, but there's also some records from the 60s in there too that were his uncle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64211sjSko


 No.14627

>>14624

I'm getting a bit bored to.


 No.14628

>>14627

I know that was wrong don't call me a retard please.


 No.14629

>>14628

Uh what?


 No.14630

>>14628

don't worry lad i didnt even notice til you pointed it out


 No.14631

>>14629

I used to instead of too.


 No.14632

>>14631

Oh right, thought you meant the guy you were replying to called you a retard, which would be a weird thing to say


 No.14633

>>14632

The troubles of being anonymous


 No.14634

Watched the new Mad Max lads

It was class.


 No.14635

File: 1433544305009.jpg (37.48 KB, 396x398, 198:199, 1410470964924.jpg)

might have a wank tbh

>tfw amateur porn on motherless


 No.14636

>>14634

I'm jealous m8, really wish I had someone to go with. As soon as I mentioned it to both of my parents, at separate times in separate places mind you, they both went "Ugh, I hated Mad Max, I never want to see it".

Like the films had killed their dog in 1982 or something.


 No.14637

>>14636

I-I'll see it with you


 No.14638


 No.14639

>>14638

Just by the title, I'm gonna guess no.


 No.14640

>>14638

no way hosé


 No.14641

>>14638

Absolutely not.


 No.14642

>>14638

Fuck off


 No.14643

>>14636

Your parents are dumb, it's only very loosely based on the original mad max. It's a great story in itself and actually gets strong female characters right without seeing like feminist pandering bullshit


 No.14644


 No.14645

>>14643

I heard that Max is a bumbling idiot and the woman is the main character that has to save him over and over.


 No.14646

>>14645

Nah, that's probably how feminists like to interpret it (muh girl power) but Max is incredibly capable and only fucks up a couple times due to PTSD. Without spoiling too much he reks her pretty bad in the beginning too


 No.14647

>>14637

Thanks anon, when I pirate it in a few months time, I'll imagine you sitting next me.

>>14643

Yeah, I don't really know why they responded so irrationally to the suggestion it, they aren't usually like that.

>>14645

There was a botched media campaign before it came out, where someone unrelated to the production claimed it was a feminist film in disguise. Then the usual outlets put articles up about how MRAs were going mental over it, with no real evidence to back it up. Then it came out, and apparently it was fucking nothing.


 No.14648

It's still basically a patriarchal film given that, despite all the women do, Max is unquestionably the hero.


 No.14649

How do I get over knowing I'm going to be alone my whole life?


 No.14650

>>14649

You stop pretending you can predict the future and just live in the present.


 No.14651

>>14650

I think I'm right about my future, even though I'm trying to change it.


 No.14652

>>14651

You're not right, just assuming. The only way it would ever be true is if you did nothing, and avoided all forthcoming situations that could lead you to not being alone.

To claim you will be alone for the rest of your life is just a self-fulfilling prophecy at best, and utterly deluded at worst.


 No.14653

Fucking Orange Order's going to be shitting up my town tomorrow. I'm clearing off doon the watter.


 No.14654

>>14653

What?


 No.14655

>>14653

literally wat


 No.14656

>>14654

>>14655

I think it's a wild Scot.


 No.14657

>>14656

Use longbow!


 No.14658

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>>14657

Remove Scotch


 No.14659

>3:04am

Shit, I was doing really good lately as well. Fuck.

Goodnight guys.


 No.14660

>>14659

ill join u later la ;)


 No.14661

>>14645

The only time the woman does a better job than him is when they need to use a sniper rifle, so he gets her to do it, using him as a stand, if anything, it shows how good of a leader he is more than shows that she's good at shooting things.

I mean, her character is "woman who was high in the ranks of bad guys, but has decided to fuck them over" it's hardly a feminist ideal, all she does is have short hair and drive a truck, and occasionally shoot someone. Max is a typical male action movie character in that he doesnt say much, fucks shit up and makes no emotional connections to anything. The only difference is he admits weakness in the sniping, and even that shows he excels in leadership.

all in all, women are used to produce babies, they try escaping, and without max they would have got caught and raped.


 No.14662

>>14661

>all in all, women are used to produce babies

Not strictly true, some of them also get used as cattle to produce milk


 No.14663

>>14622

There are signs up in those two god awful tower blocks in Bengali telling people not to spit. Not even an English version. Going in those flats was an eye opener even for a Bradfordian m8


 No.14664

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>>14662

H-hot.


 No.14665

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Alright lads. The Pennine way was lovely. I did up to about the 7th day, met a lot of nice old people and walked over a massive hill in hail and lightning. Now that's all over, I'm going to plan to finish dolequest and get a job. Have I missed anything? I've missed you guys


 No.14666

>>14665

I recognize Malham in the middle, is the first one Norber/Penyyghent ? urgh cows


 No.14667

>>14665

Were you here for the chronic stream? That was pretty dope


 No.14668

>>14665

Welcome back mate, glad you enjoyed it. I can't remember anything happening in the last week, but then again my memory barely works anymore.


 No.14669

>>14666

>>14668

>>14667

Yeah its pen y Ghent. Looked fucking massive but wasn't even that bad getting up it. No idea what the chronic stream was/is. Missing the south to be honest lads, train leaves the God forsaken north at 5, im currently in hull and the accent is starting to grate.


 No.14670

>>14669

I knew I recognized that peak and she is the easiest of the three, 'ope you 'ad a gud time m8 I personally get twitchy if I go down south and there are no hills, could you not get a train from Leeds ? So much more civilized and less immigrants than Dull


 No.14671

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Guys I just remembered. I enjoyed Mad Max so much that I forgot to tell you about the adverts beforehand. Here are some highlights:

>a white guy leaves his scarf on the bus and some black woman returns it to him (also she works for Natwest so that makes the advert about Natwest somehow)

>An advert for motor neurone disease showing a black man upset that he can no longer fuck his (white) wife and hug his (mongrel) children

>A google advert where one search is "what is britishness?" and the main image that appears is Mo Farrah

mfw


 No.14672

>>14669

I've never been north of London.


 No.14673

>>14671

I notice it a lot.

Almost every advert has a mixed race family; or a feminine white guy and a masculine black guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJCAF-eYxY


 No.14674

>>14671

>>14673

fuck I knew I was forgetting one

>An anti-speeding advert which showed a bunch of kids in a car, the black boy was described as the "ladies man" and chats up a white girl


 No.14676

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14673

It's not just adverts, they do it with TV programmes as well. And they've been doing it for decades. You'll be hard pressed to find a children's programme within the last 15 - 20 years without a black or asian person in it for "diversity".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzannK574M


 No.14677

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>>14676

Cuckalodeon


 No.14678

Don't forget the BBC, the real black monarchs and knights of the round table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmW1_FTB7ys


 No.14679

>tfw no friends to go on road trips with

>no friends to have summer party's with


 No.14680

>>14679

>tfw I always think in my head britfeel people could meet up

>tfw I know that it would incredibly awkward and absolutely awful


 No.14681

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Anyone interested in watching this film?


 No.14682

>>14681

It's not some kind of pedo film, is it?


 No.14683

>>14682

It's rated very highly so I doubt it.


 No.14684

>>14679

>>14680

I know these feels very well. I've spent a lot of my life imagining all of the things I would do if I had friends. Conversations we would have, places we would go, games we would play, stuff like that.

Around 5 - 6 years ago I had a friend from school I would invite round every once in a while, but he was really distant and wouldn't turn up most of the time because he had his own mental issues, so we drifted apart.

I really hope I can make a good friend at some point in the future, the loneliness is painful at times.


 No.14685

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>>14670

I was just visiting a friend in hull, now I'm on a train speeding away to the south.


 No.14686

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>>14685

>I was just visiting a friend

Way to rub it in m8.

Have a pleasant journey.


 No.14687

>>14685

back to civilisation ay lad


 No.14688

who wants to watch American Psycho with me later?


 No.14689

>>14688

or I'm happy to try that other film if you're planning on streaming it m8 >>14681


 No.14690

>>14689

If people wanted to watch >>14681 I was planning on streaming it in private on Twitch, will that work?


 No.14691

>>14690

Never mind they removed private from Twitch.


 No.14692

>>14690

I see no reason why it wouldn't.


 No.14693


 No.14694

Twitch movie nights used to be the best.

Now, like youtube, its been made shitter.


 No.14695

I'm not going to bother setting up a stream since it's too much work unless it's a video on jewtube. No one was going to watch it anyway.


 No.14696

If not a stream, we should maybe make ourselves a Tinychat.


 No.14697

>>14695

>No one was going to watch it anyway.

Personally I just don't really like films or tele for that matter, but I might be alone in that.


 No.14698

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>>14696

>video chat


 No.14699

>>14696

actually tinychat might be a good bullying platform

plenty of retarded ego-centrics


 No.14700

>>14698

this

no circle jerky stuff


 No.14701

what we having for tea tonight?

I'm having KFC, except not actual KFC but some local knockoff that's half the price. Tasty as fuck


 No.14702

>>14701

Brown rice, mackerel, and spinach, with some chopped onions and peppers.


 No.14703

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>>14702

sounds…yummy


 No.14704

>>14703

It's my favourite meal at the moment lad. Stay pleb.


 No.14705

>>14697

Me neither, something about having to sit around and wait for stuff to happen bothers me, I prefer reading or gaming where you can go at your own speed


 No.14706

>>14704

You bulking or something?


 No.14707

>>14706

No - I'd say clean food like that is preferential for cutting anyway. I've been gradually cutting out junk food for a few months now and feel noticeably better in myself.


 No.14708

>>14707

Sounds good, I keep saying I'm going to start eating healthy, but I never do. I don't eat much though, so I'm not fat, but definitely not fit


 No.14709

>>14701

Just had chicken wraps with lettuce and mayo. They were a little crispy though, my mum got distracted with my niece and left them in the oven too long.


 No.14710

>>14708

>tfw starting to get flabby pecs.

I've never eaten much but my lack of movement is starting to show.


 No.14711

>>14710

AKA tits

Nip it in the bud before it becomes embarrassing m8.


 No.14712

>>14711

maybe, maybe not


 No.14713

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>>14708

>>14710

>>14711

>tfw skinnyfat

save me from this hell


 No.14714

>>14713

Same, at least we're not land whales though, r..right guys?


 No.14715

>>14714

being skinnyfat is a big hangup for me when it comes to getting a gf

Like, if I was just straight up fat, if I ever DID manage to impress a girl, she knows what she's getting, she knows I'm fat and she's obviously ok with it if I get that far.

But when you're skinnyfat, you might actually look somewhat in shape when fully clothed, and the sheer horror of having to reveal my disgusting flabby body to a woman is too much


 No.14716

I'm just super skinny. My arms are skin and bone, you can see my ribs, my cheeks cave inwards, and I can even use my hip bones as an arm rest.

Eating more never works though, I just get digestion problems if I do. Feels bad being 6 ft yet under 9 stone (about 56 kg).


 No.14717

I'm off to bed, I need to get off the computer more from now on, I've been slipping into old habits a bit. Goodnight guys.


 No.14718

Watched the football with a few 7% ciders

The match went really quick tbh


 No.14719

>>14717

night mate


 No.14720

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>>14718

>football

remove normie


 No.14721

>>14720

Don't think watching it alone in a dark room whilst drinking is very normie tbh


 No.14723

>>14721

REMOVE NORMIE remove NORMIE

you are worst normie. you are the normie idiot you are the normie smell. return to b. to our femanon cousins you may come our board. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,chad we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole normie stink chad sqhipere shqipare..normie genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead normie..ahahahahahCHAD WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget beta uprising .normie we kill the chad , normie return to your precious fb….hahahahaha idiot normie and chad smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE NORMIE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. wojak+pepe+welfare+tendies=kill chad…you will beta uprising/ tupac alive in britfeel, tupac making album of britfeel. fast rap tupac britfeel. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink normie… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in britfeel ….fuck the femanon ,..FUCKk ashol normies no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the normie farm aminal with rap magic now we the robots rule .ape of the zoo presidant moot fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and chad wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our waifu we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Britfeel greattst board


 No.14724

>>14718

what was the score m8


 No.14725

>>14724

3-1 barca la


 No.14726

>>14723

You alright there mate?


 No.14727

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 No.14728

>>14727

There there, the bad normies gone now, it's all ok anon


 No.14729

So bored lads, reception is shit so can't simply watch twitch.


 No.14730

>>14729

My laptops fried, I'm stuck on mobile right now, so I feel your pain


 No.14731

>>14730

a-at least we have each other


 No.14732

>>14731

Yeah, we'll always have britfeel


 No.14733

File: 1433636717589.jpg (6.94 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1424915386768.jpg)

feeling quite bloated and poopy tbh


 No.14734

>>14733

what you been eating m8


 No.14735

>>14734

I'm bulking, I had an indian last night, oats, chicken breasts, few ciders, small ish pizza, protein power, yoghurt and a couple other nick nacks today. Eating like 4-500 cals over maintenance la.


 No.14736

>>14735

jealous m8, i'm dieting atm :'(


 No.14737

File: 1433646415894.png (47.79 KB, 303x126, 101:42, dfsfds.png)

I might have a problem guys…


 No.14738

>Drinking cider at 5.20am

Stay in school kids.


 No.14739

>>14737

Never heard of it, any good?


 No.14740

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Remember not to masturbate on the Lord's day.


 No.14741

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>>14740

Sunday thread rules are now in force


 No.14742

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It's my birthday today. I'm going to go out for a run.


 No.14743

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>>14742

Happy birthday mate, have a good one.


 No.14744

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>>14742

Happy birthday lad.


 No.14745

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>>14742

here's some birthday treats for u


 No.14746

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>>14743

>>14744

>>14745

Thanks guys. Shockingly yesterday when I was in Hull, I went into a shop and saw Freddos for sale for 30p each. I mean what the fuck.


 No.14747

File: 1433673891899.jpg (82.57 KB, 480x640, 3:4, crying.jpg)

>tfw serious Nostalgia

>Feel fucking awful, man


 No.14748

One of the worst things about living with family is that shite daytime telly from depressing ITV channels is always, always in the background. I swear, you turn the box off and you can still hear Judge Judy in the background.


 No.14749

>>14747

Nostalgia for what/where, if you don't mind my asking? I'm going through a bad patch with it myself.


 No.14750

>>14742

Happy birthday! I might go out for a run or walk myself. Haven't left the house in too long.


 No.14751

>tfw a game starts crashing at startup

>it worked absolutely fine before, just suddenly the next time you start it up it doesn't work

Literally why


 No.14752

>>14749

The past 2 summers. I'm in my 3rd year at Uni with a good chance of failing, i've recently lost my only 2 best friends I had here over politics and i'm in a rut social-wise (inb4 Normie) Previously in 2013/14 the summers were amazing, good friends, romantic oppurtunities, generally just a pleasant time whereas now i'm sitting in my room wondering how it all went tits-up. I yearn for those days back and it doesn't help that I tend to listen to certain bands at this time of year which of course reminds me of those days gone by. Explaining the sentiment of it all doesn't translate too well through the internet but you catch my drift.


 No.14753

>>14752

Well be glad knowing that while you were out doing all that good stuff, others were sitting in their bedrooms alone for the tenth year in a row.

I'd kill to have some pleasant summer memories to get nostalgic about, that's why I'm putting more effort in this year rather than moping about, which usually just seals my own predicted fate.


 No.14754

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>>14752

Poor you.


 No.14755

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>mfw losing weight due to antidepressants

give it a month or two and I reckon I'm gonna be rocking a real heroin chic look lads


 No.14756

>>14752

Did you get drunk and start telling them about how Hitler was actually the good guy?


 No.14757

>>14755

>heroin chic look

Not heard this term before, that's exactly what I look like, especially after completing the look by staying awake for several days straight while staring at my computer screen the whole time.

Maybe it's more hikikomori chic actually.


 No.14758

>>14756

>inb4 he's this madman >>14547


 No.14759

>>14758

No that's not him, that's me.


 No.14760

>>14757

just need to put on a little bit of muscle and you'll be GOAT

shut in and depressed suddenly becomes edgy and nihilistic when you're attractive


 No.14761

Reminder every Chinese person is a psychopath and shouldn't be trusted.


 No.14762

>>14752

>having no friends because of your political views

normie pls leave

try having no social skills tbh


 No.14763

>>14761

they eat dogs and monkeys, it's pretty obvious they're psycho's


 No.14764

>>14763

and because they've always pushed the limit of their food supply, that's why there are so many of them.

They don't care about mass death of their own people either, that's why they're commies.


 No.14765

I am actually contemplating getting roids las


 No.14766

>>14765

do it faggot

I would if I hadn't lost my job


 No.14767

>>14766

Whats the difference between anabolic and clenbuterol and all that other shit?


 No.14768

>>14767

kek

all the steroids you'll be using are "anabolic" there are different types of anabolic steroids that work in different ways, some are better for cutting, some will help you pack on insane mass but will rape your heart

just run good ol' testosterone enanthate for your first cycle


 No.14769

>>14764

I dunno about that that last point, the japs are fine with mass death too, and they absolutely loathe communism.


 No.14770

>>14767

All muscle-building steroids are anabolic. Research it thoroughly before you take anything; lest you get the dose wrong and end up with permanent gyno.


 No.14771

>>14769

Fighting to the last man isn't starving millions of people out.

Not that muh bushido is real anyway.


 No.14772

>>14771

I just mean the last point, not caring about mass death doesn't mean communism. The japs were fine with being nuked, and still wanted to keep fighting. They'd kill themselves and take enemies out with them for honour. the only reason they surrendered to the Americans is because they didnt want the russians to come and bring communism.


 No.14773

>>14762

Get some, it's not hard.


 No.14774

>>14756

No, I said that benefit scroungers can fuck off and that Ukip are the most fiscally responsible party. Being at uni you can imagine how that went down.


 No.14775

>>14773

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

I'll keep my head down with my eyes looking at the floor and mumble too quietly to hear, before walking away like a spaz. That'll show you.


 No.14776

>>14773

Jus b urself lol ;)


 No.14777

>>14773

Fuck off you social butterfly


 No.14778


 No.14779

All you need to do is walk into your local gym, walk straight up to the juiciest cunt in there and say "Alright mate, got any steroids?"

You don't need social skills for this; you can even rehearse the line a few times before you go in if that would make it easier.


 No.14780

>>14779

Please stop, this Poe's law shit is giving me a headache.


 No.14781

>>14779

I know where to get them, I just don't know about the dose you're meant to take, how often etc.


 No.14782

>>14739

It's one of those early access survival games, but this one seems to have an actual schedule, and already has a load of content.

It also has dinosaurs, which you can tame and ride. I'm about to try and get myself a parasaur so I can use it as a packmule while cutting wood.


 No.14783

>>14781

I'm on sustanon, if you're fine with injecting yourself it's pretty brilliant. And what you take depends on your hormone levels, weight, metabolism, and what you're working towards


 No.14784

>>14774

I'm in uni too, everyone's so left wing and the NUS is full of SJWs


 No.14785

File: 1433703269560.jpg (31.34 KB, 456x320, 57:40, 1429012216991.jpg)

my crush put up a new profile pic

Can't even bring myself to wank to it, I just want to stare at it


 No.14786

>>14785

Gizzus a peek m8.


 No.14787

>>14785

Wow, you've got it bad


 No.14788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14786

can't do that mang.

>>14787

you're telling me. The worst part is I don't even have her as a friend on facebook, and I can only see her most recent profile pic, so I gotta keep checking back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs


 No.14789

>>14783

Not him but I bought a bunch on a whim last year, never used them. Thinking of selling them tbh but I don't know anyone who lifts to sell them too.


 No.14790

>>14789

Of sust? How much you got?


 No.14791

>>14788

you can do that

what's gonna happen?


 No.14792

>>14791

I will once that other guy posts his fit sister


 No.14793

>>14788

Why not add her then? Or is she just some chick you're stalking not someone you know


 No.14794

>>14790

Nah not just sust.

200 dbol tabs, 20ml deca, 40ml test blend + ancillaries like anastrazole and tamoxifen

They sent me 40ml of the blend instead of my 30ml of enanthate that was good at first (free test) but apparently the blend was really shit according to online so I never used it.

I was saving deca and dbol for later cycles but because no good test I never used any of it.


 No.14795

>>14793

she's someone I know vaguely but at a level that it would be weird if I added her. At least that's what I reason in my head.


 No.14796

>>14794

Damn man, how much did that cost you?


 No.14797

>>14795

Eh, do it anyway, or look to see who else she has added on there, if it's only close friends then don't, if it's anyone then do


 No.14798

>>14794

It was all in BTC so I can't remember now, but it was a good few hundred. SR died soon after so I never bothered again.


 No.14799

>>14798

meant for

>>14796


 No.14800

>>14783

i don't want to inject la

I would hate putting needles inside me tbh


 No.14801

>>14798

you could sell them on any of the other dark web sites


 No.14802

>>14800

Why do you put 'cunt sometimes?


 No.14803

>>14802

he's just being a twat


 No.14806

>>14802

because if I say la" minus a ' then it changes the word to cunt

admin is just being a silly sausage tbh


 No.14807

>>14806

bit weird la'


 No.14808

>>14806

I can't wait for the day he filters lol too personally la'.


 No.14809

>>14808

Looks like I spoke too soon, praise the board owner.


 No.14810

File: 1433709069019.jpg (20.94 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 1426800317317.jpg)


 No.14811

>>14806

You're being a sweaty bender m8. If childish shitposting is your thing then you'll probably have more fun on cuckchan.


 No.14813

>>14811

I've always said la", it's my thing leave me alone


 No.14814

What is this Ia' thing anyway?


 No.14816

>>14814

He's just being himself anon


 No.14817

Wasn't sticking 'la' at the end of everything something Begalibro did back on cuckchan's /int/. I liked that trip.


 No.14818

File: 1433709404780.gif (1.29 MB, 240x136, 30:17, 1433432197494.gif)

>>14817

>Bengalibro

>Bengali

>Bro


 No.14819

File: 1433709416033.jpg (83.75 KB, 435x326, 435:326, 1361030612299.jpg)

>>14817

>I liked that trip.

>liked

>trip


 No.14820

>>14818

Bangaldeshis are actually worse than pakis. They literally do not learn the language under any circumstances.


 No.14822

>>14820

Bangladeshis are someone even better at being isolated than pakis, no idea how .


 No.14823

>>14817

>liking a namefag

I think you might be on to something though, the similarities between posting styles are striking.

https://archive.moe/int/search/username/Bengalibro/order/asc/page/1/


 No.14825

>>14823

Why would anyone like this namefag?


 No.14826

>>14823

>he still posts

Fucking hell. I take back liking him, a namefag who lasts more than a few months always become cancer.


 No.14827

>>14825

He use to amuse me on /brit/.


 No.14828

>>14822

Bangladeshis spread out less, that is in a way their only saving grace but also what makes them so fucking terrible. Any area they live in becomes a third-world slum


 No.14829

>>14823

Never heard of him la'


 No.14830

Thank you Mr admin la'


 No.14831

File: 1433710070780.jpg (39.45 KB, 296x314, 148:157, 1386017906243.jpg)


 No.14832

>>14829

fucking stop you're so irritating

you're already pushing your luck by being non-white


 No.14834

File: 1433710139784.jpg (29.38 KB, 324x323, 324:323, praiseallah.JPG)

>>14828

>tfw from Tower Hamlets


 No.14835

>>14832

I am white you little shit stain


 No.14838

>>14835

Sure you are m8


 No.14839

>>14838

Probably more white than you as I am 100% brit lol


 No.14840

File: 1433710461179.png (389.94 KB, 716x717, 716:717, 1431293543846.png)

>>14835

>defends pakis all the time / makes anti-white posts

>posts in exactly the same way as some Bengali namefag

>posts a lot about curry for some reason

>refuses to show white arm / would rather leave than prove you were white


 No.14841

>>14800

>I wouldn't inject

don't do steroids

running an oral only cycle is a horrible idea and will fuck up your liver

go hard or go home


 No.14842

reeeeeeee lolh


 No.14843

>>14840

Curry is nice la' sorry for liking indian food

Il defend anyone not just Pakistanis


 No.14844

File: 1433710572953.png (74.06 KB, 286x312, 11:12, 1419973875272.png)

>>14842

What are you laughing about mate?


 No.14845

>>14843

>Il defend anyone not just Pakistanis

anyone except whites :v) you shitskins gonna stick together right "la"


 No.14846

>>14841

Il just stick to creatine then teebeeh


 No.14847

>>14845

I don't believe in colour for I am colour blind

We are all 1


 No.14848

File: 1433710680819.jpg (22.01 KB, 292x425, 292:425, 1433340167082.jpg)

>>14843

>Bengali hates himself so much he has to pretend he's British and go on a British board claiming he's white.


 No.14849


 No.14850

>>14847

>the only poster of suspicious racial background

>also the only dumb enough to consider all races equal

hmm


 No.14851

File: 1433711193675-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.67 KB, 634x642, 317:321, article-2111298-120DAD7900….jpg)

File: 1433711193687-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.03 KB, 500x668, 125:167, 7ae33cba74279d2f9cf8c67b2e….jpg)

>>14847

Even without colour people still have obvious racial traits, and this isn't exclusive to physical appearance.


 No.14852

>>14850

we're on chan la' this is the most backward/racist site on the internet so obviously the majority of people will be proud of their race

but I like the bants


 No.14853

should I get some Jojoba oil for my face?


 No.14854

>>14853

you think anyone here knows anything about jojoba oil?


 No.14855

>>14854

we're all shut ins so I'd guess a few people have acne here


 No.14856

>>14853

I like tea tree oil, myself.


 No.14858

>>14856

do you sprinkle it on your face?


 No.14859

>>14858

You can get it as a foam face wash m8


 No.14860

>>14852

we're majority white so obviously the majority will be proud of their race


 No.14861

>>14858

I use it as my exfoliator.


 No.14862

>>14860

when we have a meetup you will get to see in person ;)


 No.14863

File: 1433712753298.gif (473.11 KB, 250x200, 5:4, 1415942874608.gif)

>>14862

you'll get glassed ;)


 No.14864

>>14862

When we have a meetup I'm gonna kick your head in ;)


 No.14865

>>14860

On a side note, what's with all the 'Asians are superior' posts on /pol/ recently? Are they just fetishists?

>>14862

>meetup

Never Gonna Happen


 No.14866

File: 1433712851198.jpg (20.15 KB, 512x460, 128:115, 1406854788022.jpg)

>>14863

>>14864

yeah right la's I'll fucking do you in


 No.14867

File: 1433714423250.jpg (476.44 KB, 1164x1074, 194:179, 1432642906637.jpg)

>>14866

I remember when people threatened to beat me up if I ever came to a theoretical meetup

they hate us cause they ain't us


 No.14868

>>14867

you're next mate. You and your boyfriend are toast


 No.14869

File: 1433714673591.jpg (89.14 KB, 500x613, 500:613, 302968986.jpg)

I too have decided to become hated on /britfeel/ by accompanying every post with the 80s post-punk, avant-garde ero-guro queen Jun Togawa.


 No.14870

File: 1433714683690.jpg (152.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1422684445512.jpg)

>>14868

I have over 300 confirmed Paki bashings under my belt nerd

come right the fuck at me


 No.14871

>>14867

That's right m8. They hate us because they are not us.


 No.14872

>>14869

that's very niche of you anon

I like it


 No.14873

File: 1433714813810.jpg (191.83 KB, 1024x1536, 2:3, you dont get to leave.jpg)

>>14869

Good obscurity.


 No.14874

also lads just because I haven't updated you all in a while

I have now 100% confirmed that Yui, not Ritsu, is my waifu. Just to put any speculation on the topic to an end.


 No.14875

File: 1433714891456.jpg (22.69 KB, 303x326, 303:326, 653456892.JPG)

I hate you all, I've said it before >>12611 and I'll say it again.


 No.14876

File: 1433714929074.jpg (77.25 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 817035319.jpg)


 No.14877

>tfw better music and film taste than 99% of people. Fuck this is annoying.


 No.14878

File: 1433715376664.jpg (28.23 KB, 310x310, 1:1, fZPubA0.jpg)

>>14875

I would point out that you're effectively doing the same thing as all the other twats by always posting Stannis, but you're cool


 No.14879

File: 1433715384862.jpg (114.1 KB, 600x962, 300:481, 327338062.jpg)

>>14877

Taste is subjective m8 but I know I am better than you in all regards


 No.14880

File: 1433715482737.jpg (10.99 KB, 319x289, 319:289, 1427370549148.jpg)

>>14878

Stannis is a shit

>cucking your religion out for some fire whore bullshit

lmao


 No.14881

File: 1433715495562.jpg (56.5 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1421020830016.jpg)

>>14877

>tfw pleb and proud of it


 No.14882

>>14879

lol no

post taste


 No.14883

they finally cut the grass in the field near me thank fuck

I went for a walk with my dog and just ran around the field full speed for like 20 minutes, I felt like forrest gump. I felt great after.


 No.14884

>>14882

not him but I listen exclusively to vaporwave, nightcore and distorted recordings of people being trampled to death during riots and other disastrous events


 No.14885

File: 1433715662896.jpg (119.12 KB, 364x457, 364:457, 1433092247341.jpg)

>>14880

>not supporting the only God that has demonstrated actual power

>bowing to the "Seven" who do L I T E R A L L Y nothing ever

>supporting the claim of an incestuous monster over the rightful King


 No.14886

>>14882

Andrei Tarkovsky is God.


 No.14887

File: 1433715992204.jpg (66.03 KB, 450x300, 3:2, 147165924.jpg)

>>14884

>vaporwave


 No.14888

>>14885

>a heathen dark magic god

>a man with literally nothing interesting about him whatsoever

no thanks tim


 No.14889

>>14888

>the rightful heir

>the greatest battle commander alive (confirmed in-universe)

>Burns those who do not bend the knee

>the only person to bother to help the Nights Watch

>Raised a smuggler to Lord and judges all men on their merit

>fewer

Yeah man nothing interesting whatsoever


 No.14890

>>14889

but he's actually really boring

literally no personality

spends all his time getting cucked by the ugly fire priestess


 No.14891

File: 1433716837905.jpg (52.84 KB, 594x807, 198:269, 1433598125409.jpg)

>>14890

who do you support then mate


 No.14892

>>14891

Also he doesn't get cucked, he's cucking his wife WITH the fire priestess, who is hot as fuck


 No.14893

>>14891

none of them because everyone I love in the series is dead.


 No.14894

>>14893

>none

I guess the kingdom's just gonna rule itself huh


 No.14895

>>14894

it's not real, anon.


 No.14896

>>14895

then why even reply in the first place


 No.14897

File: 1433717340177.jpg (67.54 KB, 780x720, 13:12, 1433197497172.jpg)

>>14896

to make you mad


 No.14898

>>14897

you're pretty shit then I was enjoying the conversation


 No.14899

>>14898

s-sorry anon

I'm just too tired to get into a big debate about Game of Thrones at the moment

I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.


 No.14900

File: 1433717566613.jpg (14.91 KB, 258x277, 258:277, 542785247.JPG)

>>14898

I'm not getting involved, here is a nice, warm, loving picture instead.


 No.14901

>>14899

>I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.

iktf

>>14900

It's a shame the show creators hate him


 No.14902

File: 1433717900289.jpg (47.76 KB, 853x480, 853:480, 140113104946.jpg)

>>14874

ur waifu a shit


 No.14903

>>14901

I've seen people claim that but no evidence.


 No.14904

>>14899

>I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.

It's a familiar feeling, especially today. I was supposed to shower and get my shit together after doing nothing for the last couple of days, but I ended up just being on the computer again, and even taking a nap between 5pm and 8pm. Completely wasted the day, and probably ruined my sleep pattern.


 No.14905

>>14902

Enjoy your mature waifu for mature anime coinoussers such as yourself

Meanwhile I'll be having fun with a girl who not only has nothing in her heart but affection and fun, but also belongs to a show that is objectively the best piece of media of all time


 No.14906

>>14903

read the books

Stannis gets shafted in the show


 No.14907


 No.14908

File: 1433718106126.jpg (62.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_n7ehosrFqP1qitz6do1….jpg)

would stick my dick into this brownie lol


 No.14909

>>14906

>reading


 No.14910

>>14904

Are you on any medication? I've been taking for over a week but I still just feel really apathetic about everything, got a follow up appoint,ent in a few days


 No.14911

>>14908

would stick my dick into your eye socket after I cave your skull in lol


 No.14912

File: 1433718285147.jpg (433.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1423690427481.jpg)


 No.14913

>>14906

maybe because he is a straight edge white male


 No.14914

>>14912

Kill yourself greencuck.


 No.14915

File: 1433718470172.jpg (25.67 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1423202792951.jpg)


 No.14916

Stop fighting boys or I'll turn this thread around


 No.14917

I think we should get a new admin, he is quite hostile


 No.14918

>>14910

>Are you on any medication?

Not for several years, but I've been trapped in the purgatory of depression and anxiety for most of the last decade. I will say I'm nowhere near as bad as I was in the past though, the last 7 years of my life (particularly the last 4) are just an undefinable blur of imageboards, games, anime, and sleeping.


 No.14919

>>14917

that wasn't even me that just told you to kill yourself. If you have it in your head that it's just the "mean old admin" that's hostile to you, you're way off.


 No.14920

>>14917

I recognized you by the pictures you keep using.


 No.14921

anyone ever called the Samaritans?


 No.14922

>>14921

Yeah, they were shit, I'm not good at talking on the phone, and the guy didn't say much either


 No.14923

>>14918

a-atleast you have us mate


 No.14924

>>14922

that reminds me of something

>back in school

>suffer hugely from anxiety among other things

>see GP about it

>she refers me to telephone counselling

>too scared to pick up the phone and talk so I never do it

stupid bitch, what was she even thinking?


 No.14925

>>14921

They're just their to listen and call emergency services if they think you're going to hurt either yourself or someone else.


 No.14926

>>14921

No, I have somewhat of a phobia of calling people, or answering the phone to anyone that isn't my immediate family.


 No.14927

what about childline? Even if you're not a child


 No.14928

File: 1433719506236.jpg (49.07 KB, 500x356, 125:89, 1413043243072.jpg)

I WILL GET A GF


 No.14929

>>14924

Possibly exposure therapy, but it's difficult to get anyone with avoidant tendencies to even start doing that kind of thing without already having some kind of therapy, support or epiphany.


 No.14930

I WANT TO FUCK GIRLS AND KILL THE XENOS


 No.14931

File: 1433719746693.gif (2.01 MB, 380x285, 4:3, 1403366389814.gif)

>>14930

RACE WAR NOW


 No.14932

>>14928

You sound self-assertive enough that you might just make it happen, good luck potential normalfag.


 No.14933

>>14932

thank you mate. I'm beginning to feel determined to make it happen. Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.


 No.14934

File: 1433720378892.jpg (31.33 KB, 960x634, 480:317, 10.jpg)

>>14933

>Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.

Fuck IKTF


 No.14935

File: 1433720529440.jpg (128.3 KB, 640x820, 32:41, image.jpg)

>>14930

Try it bitch


 No.14936

$$The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog$$


 No.14937

File: 1433720634059.jpg (138.33 KB, 940x785, 188:157, 1433710838201.jpg)

tbeeh


 No.14938

>>14933

>Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.

Everyday with me man, although I'm taking it a lot more seriously myself after having a quarter-life crisis earlier this year. It happened when I played HuniePop of all things, I wish I was kidding.


 No.14939

File: 1433720753478.jpg (43.4 KB, 329x399, 47:57, 1432833481919.jpg)


 No.14940

>>14936

LaTeX was disabled sitewide many months ago, I think it was brought back on /b/ though.


 No.14941

>>14937

Who thinks they are shortest here?


 No.14942

>>14941

that tranny manlet


 No.14943

>>14941

I'm pretty average I think


 No.14944

>>14941

The poll had a couple people at below 5'6, how far below we don't know


 No.14945

I'm also apparently the tallest as the only one above 6 foot


 No.14946

>>14945

Tfw 5'11"


 No.14947

>>14946

I'm like 5 ft 11 1/2, so I can just say I'm 6 ft and nobody would question it.


 No.14948

Imagine being this level of normie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3mG_gvaimo


 No.14949

>>14945

Are you the NatSoc giy? I always assumed he'd be tall for some reason


 No.14950

>>14949

I think there are at least two NatSoc guys here because I'm one of them, and I'm 5'10 btw.


 No.14951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slK7bNHIvZY

a-anyone want to watch this film with me? Its about a jap neet brother.


 No.14952

>>14951

Okay.


 No.14953

>>14952

I'm 3mins in i'll pause it for 2mins or so then continue it


 No.14954

>>14953

Use a synch site m8.


 No.14955

>>14950

I hope you realise Hitler supported the killing of all manlets such as yourself


 No.14956


 No.14957

>>14955

Hitler was 5 ft 8.


 No.14958

>>14955

I'd die for the cause.


 No.14959

>>14957

This is propaganda, hitler was actually 6'1", with 6' widely being compnsidered "king of manlets" in most academic circles at the time

He was certainly short, but he wasn't some 5'8" turbomanlet


 No.14960

>>14942

I'm 5'8 actually, so not tall, but not a manlet


 No.14961

>>14960

9 not 8


 No.14962

>>14961

You're a manlet

>6' - king of manlets

>5'8-11 - manlet

>5'7" or less - subhuman


 No.14963

>>14941

Me an Sickgirl are both 5'2, I doubt theres anyone shorter than us.


 No.14964

>>14962

B..but I'm average height


 No.14965

>>14963

What happened to sickgirl? Didn't she vanish after getting doxed?


 No.14966

>>14963

What is it like to be 5'2?

Are you a guy?


 No.14967

>>14965

No, she had trouble with the captcha, and is probably stuck behind it again.


 No.14968

should I get some omega 3 6 9 tablets?


 No.14969

>>14968

Can't hurt.

Just don't give too much to the supplement jew.


 No.14970

thanks again for watching the movie with me lads, good to have company


 No.14971

>>14970

No problem, it was pretty fun. Would beat my mum to death and then sleep with her again.


 No.14972

I'm off to bed, I can hear birds tweeting. No chance I'll be waking up early tomorrow.

Goodnight guys.


 No.14973

>Played ARK until 6:30 in the morning again.

No regrets.


 No.14974

>tfw no tall gf


 No.14975

>tfw couldn't sleep last night because I was happy

>can't remember if it was a dream or not


 No.14976

>>14975

I don't understand, are you saying you're not sure if your happiness was real or a dream?


 No.14977

>>14976

yes m8


 No.14978

w-wana watch this tonight lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9u23pKDq8

based on the dennis short we watched last night


 No.14979

>>14977

But that makes no sense. Happiness is an emotion, either you felt it or you didn't. Whether or not it was a dream doesn't matter.


 No.14980

>>14978

I missed last night's, would I still enjoy this?


 No.14981


 No.14982

Woke up at noon, had a shower, shave, changed my bedsheets, and went for a 15 minute walk around the block. My shit is officially somewhat together again.


 No.14983

>>14980

yeah for sure, we watched a short that inspired this movie. You don't need to see it to understand anything so its all good.


 No.14984

>>14980

The short is only 20 minutes long.


 No.14985

>>14980

this was the short btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E if you're interested.


 No.14986

>>14979

Happiness isn't real if it's in a dream tho la'


 No.14987

>>14986

If I have a nightmare and wake up sweating and my heart is pounding, that's real fear; it just wasn't a real situation.

If emotions generated by the mind weren't "real", we wouldn't have the concept of a pleasant / sad / scary / etc. dream or memory, and you'd have to cross out things like "nostalgia" from the dictionary.


 No.14988

>>14987

>responding to Ia'


 No.14989

>>14988

I'll respond to anything I think I can add to that isn't completely mindless shitposting. If nothing else, it lets lurkers know there are other posters around.


 No.14990

>>14978

I will join, if it's not so late this time. I'm getting into a good routine so would like to be in bed for 12


 No.14991

Does anyone know why a folder would disappear, despite still actually being there?

Like say in my images folder, I had a "folder A". All of a sudden this folder disappeared, and when you tried to access it via "Users\anon\images\Folder A" it states that it doesn't exist. But if you use the search function in the images folder "Folder A" appears and is listed as being in the images folder. It's not hidden.

I've tried googling this but the only results are for the opposite problem


 No.14992

>>14991

GCHQ ARE ON THE WAY. RUN LAD.


 No.14993

>>14991

Are you certain it disappeared and your eyes aren't just missing it? It's happened to me more than a few times when the file/folder was just positioned in some kind of mental blind spot, so that's why I ask.

Try typing the first couple of letters when focused on explorer's background (not the search box). If it's there it will be selected, and if it isn't you will hear an error ding. Beyond that I'm not sure, you might have to post some (censored where relevant) screenshots.


 No.14994

>>14992

fug D:


 No.14995

>>14993

>Are you certain it disappeared and your eyes aren't just missing it?

yes. When I went to upload an image on here, and it defaults to the most recent folder you used, it came up with an error saying the specified folder couldn't be found. It's not there.

Yet it still shows up when I search for it.


 No.14996

>>14995

When it comes in the search, right click and select "Open folder location". Does it take you to where you believe the folder is located?


 No.14997

File: 1433788817805.png (506.29 KB, 847x681, 847:681, 1423394045647.png)

>>14996

ok wow so it turns out it had been inadvertently moved into a totally different folder. Yet the search "URL" at the top showed it still in the original folder. No clue how that happened, but anyway thanks anon


 No.14998

Fucking hell, haven't posted in the thread all day. Just been watching star trek and eating fruit in bed lads. Nearly at 15kGET too, don't make it a shit one alright


 No.14999

Fuck the Getball Guys.


 No.15001

Fuck the Getball Guys


 No.15002

File: 1433790398563.png (50.84 KB, 234x284, 117:142, 1426433079639.png)


 No.15003

I'm guessing Board owner disabled them then? Well done if so. I'm tired of them starting useless threads, dont want our history falling off the last page.


 No.15005

>>15003

they'll be here for the 22222, of that we can be sure


 No.15006

File: 1433790628216.jpg (38.01 KB, 650x480, 65:48, young-queen-elizabeth-ii-o….jpg)

I had this lined up but my internet cut out.

"15,000 for Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith."


 No.15007

>>15004

>>15000 is nothing special, it's just trips, so nobody from outside would have been after it. I think someone here just made the post and then deleted it because no fun allowed.


 No.15008

>>15007

In truth, I posted in another thread to try and get the 15000 in this thread, but then >>14999 posted right before me so it ended up being the GET itself. Deleted in shame


 No.15009

File: 1433790974224.jpg (87.94 KB, 817x1024, 817:1024, 898332569.jpg)

>>15008

So a tryhard ruined it for everyone? Typical.


 No.15010

>>15008

Ah, an all-round failure on everyone's behalf then. We're all on here for a reason I guess.

Had to type this out twice because I accidentally pressed Ctrl+W before hitting reply, fuck everything.


 No.15011

>>15009

where do you think we are


 No.15012

File: 1433791208989.jpg (71.25 KB, 500x640, 25:32, 723065317.jpg)

>>15011

In hell of course.


 No.15013

File: 1433791317429-0.jpg (98.06 KB, 837x892, 837:892, 8.jpg)

File: 1433791317430-1.png (68.13 KB, 255x205, 51:41, 5.png)

File: 1433791317431-2.png (52.81 KB, 204x225, 68:75, 57.png)

Brit/pol/ is not only dead but also incredibly hostile so I am posting this here in hope of a better reception.

>mai waifu streams

>has a mumble with her gaming chums

>some random guy joins it

>immediately starts being friendly with her and making her laugh and making sex jokes and stuff

>she reciprocates

You have no idea how mad I am right now. I don't even have a reaction face that does my anger justice.


 No.15014

File: 1433791316565.webm (861.4 KB, 640x360, 16:9, WAKE ME UP SKELETAL.webm)


 No.15015

>>15013

post twitch


 No.15016

>>15013

We know how to deal with streamers lad, post it.

Also:

>having a streamer waifu

All streamers are whores, especially the women.

Wouldn't be surprised if she is a coal burner lol.


 No.15017

File: 1433791499260.jpg (58.67 KB, 666x728, 333:364, 15.jpg)

>>15016

She's not a coal burner and doesn't put ads and shit on her streams. Doesn't do it often either.

She's different to the others.


 No.15018

>>15016

>tbeeh is filtered

you've rustled me too many times


 No.15019

>>15017

Post it m8.


 No.15020

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Give this a go lads lol

Feeling flexible as fuck after doing it


 No.15021

>>14998

Atleast you have been eating fruit. I am proud of you la


 No.15022

>>15013

Brit/pol/ is dead because of NEET shitposters - all the good posters have been driven away. As a NEET I am disgusted by the behaviour of my fellow losers.


 No.15023

What time do you want to watch teddy bear lads?


 No.15024

>>15020

Lend us a foam roller and a lacrosse ball and I might.


 No.15025

File: 1433791968444.gif (972.92 KB, 499x345, 499:345, 887073614.gif)

>>15022

Yeah, I have given up on talking politics there. I recently took control of /britpol/ and hope to get an Anti-EU campaign running there eventually.

I guess the best case scenario would be all those NEETs moving here. More bantz here and more politics there,


 No.15026

>>15025

I imagine Brit/pol/ will pick up again closer to the referendum. The shitposters tend to be drowned out when there's some political meat for everyone to get stuck into.


 No.15027

>>15023

Whenever m8.


 No.15028

>>15026

If /pol/ gets some good moderation finally, it will immediately ban brit/pol/, I just know it.


 No.15029

File: 1433792278389.jpg (242.65 KB, 740x1232, 185:308, 878312783.jpg)

>>15028

Forgot to post Jun

>tfw bad at avatarfagging


 No.15030

>>15013

iktf

>spend months trying to get close to a girl

>some twat seems to get further than you within minutes


 No.15031

>>15029

>avatarfagging

Stop.


 No.15032

File: 1433792425485.jpg (14.27 KB, 300x228, 25:19, 759029029.jpg)


 No.15033

>>15030

If it takes you months to get a girl then it's time to move on. Girls just want confident chads that will swoop them off their feet and fuck them tenderly.


 No.15034

>>15030

Women like being mistreated


 No.15035

>>15033

Either that or, if they learn to value your friendship, they will be unwilling to move on to dating and risk it. Remember that women are more risk-averse than men.


 No.15036

Cast your verdict on avatarfagging

http://strawpoll.me/4578621


 No.15037

>>15036

I only think it's inappropriate when the girl is 3D.


 No.15038

File: 1433792869501.jpg (54.11 KB, 657x479, 657:479, vince.jpg)

>>15032

>mfw when people willingly choose to make themselves easier to dox on an anonymous imageboard


 No.15039

Who /springwatch/ 2bh?


 No.15040

File: 1433793062657.png (194.57 KB, 406x422, 203:211, 1417216633560.png)

>>15038

>mfw when people get buttfrustrated over pictures posted on an anonymous imageboard


 No.15041

>>15040

not him, but it's not about the images. It's about people feeling the need to single themselves out on an anonymous imageboard. It's akin to tripfagging which this board is completely against.


 No.15042

File: 1433793212471.jpg (16.43 KB, 214x321, 2:3, teddy.jpg)

M O V I E T I M E

http://www.sync-video.com/r/rBW3aqhp

http://www.sync-video.com/r/rBW3aqhp

http://www.sync-video.com/r/rBW3aqhp

Tonight we are watching Teddy Bear (2012)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1729226/

I'll start it at 9 or whenever everyone's ready.


 No.15043

>>15042

That looks decent actually, might watch it another time


 No.15044

>>15042

https://cytu.be/ might be better? It's a darker screen and the chat is next to the video instead of below it


 No.15045

>>15044

I'd rather cytube too.


 No.15046

>>15044

>>15045

going to register and it'll be up quick


 No.15047

I'm watching a documentary on Japan, not even a wee abou 2bh. It's a pretty cool looking country


 No.15048

>>15047

On bbc 2 btw


 No.15049


 No.15050

>tfw lonely and angry and horny all at once


 No.15051

>>15049

get in here lads we're watching a NEET doc


 No.15052

This doc on Japan is amazing

They're showing fireflies right nao


 No.15053

File: 1433798665428.jpg (227.35 KB, 2048x1363, 2048:1363, 138707175752.jpg)

>tfw too tired to wank


 No.15054

>you will never be mexican

>you will never tell your amigo to 'ayyy cool it essay'


 No.15055

File: 1433799271215.jpg (10.59 KB, 222x214, 111:107, feelscool.jpg)

>>15054

>you will never be mexican

>you will always be white


 No.15056

>>15054

>you'll never be Mexican

Somehow I think I'll live


 No.15057

>>15053

update: I managed it

night fellas


 No.15058

>>15057

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.15059

>>15057

Thanks for telling us mate…


 No.15060

>>15057

I had a nice wank earlier too. I didn't try to force it out like I normally do.


 No.15061

wanna see Jurassic World but no one to see it with


 No.15062

>>15060

Why'd you force yourself?


 No.15063

>>15061

Go by yourself, your just sitting in a dark room anyway


 No.15064

>>15063

You're


 No.15065

We're watching bbc show about young people doing tough jobs, join us if you want

https://cytu.be/r/BRIT_FEEL


 No.15066

>>15062

wat? you either force it out to jizz quickly or you stroke it until you jizz naturally


 No.15067

I'm gonna head off to bed, might be a difficult night though seeing as I finished off a box of chocolates while watching the stream. I could easily stay up all night if I wanted, but I have an appointment at 12:30 tomorrow and I still haven't done the task they set me (preparing-for-the-workplace thing, still don't know what to call it).

Goodnight guys.


 No.15068

>>15067

night lad


 No.15069

>>15066

I mean why force it? You pressed for time or something?


 No.15070

>>15069

to orgasm faster obviously


 No.15071

i played video games with my waifu earlier

shit was cool

im going to marry her one day


 No.15072

>>15071

my next task is to actually talk to her 1 on 1 and get her to add me on steam or something

after that we become close friends

then meet irl

then cuddles


 No.15073


 No.15074

>>15072

>close friends

>cuddles

you got to flirt with her don't be a friend be a player ayy


 No.15075

>>15072

is this the streamer?

gizzus the channel m8


 No.15076

File: 1433807645761.jpg (11.19 KB, 143x140, 143:140, 90.jpg)

>>15075

>>15073

>pix

>gizzus the channel m8

LOL

Why the fuck would I do that?

She's MINE!

She gets almost no viewers on her Twitch either. She used to get more but was so irregular with doing it that they all left. I was the only one talking to her too. She really is all mine.


 No.15077

>>15076

I'm gonna find her and make her my bf before you la ;)


 No.15078

File: 1433807796233.png (100.71 KB, 247x249, 247:249, 2.png)


 No.15079

>>15077

w-why did admin change G-F to bf


 No.15080

File: 1433808824378.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, abs.webm)

how hot is this lads?


 No.15081

File: 1433809115807.png (393.69 KB, 900x720, 5:4, 1422385623177.png)

How has everyone been doing today? I bought all the classic Fallouts earlier so I haven't posted, played Fallout 1 for 8 hours straight.

>>15072

what game did you play with her?


 No.15082

File: 1433810032630.jpg (40.51 KB, 468x519, 156:173, 020iansmithDM_468x519.jpg)

Whenever some normie says 'real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.' I want to fucking kill them. It's the most normalfag saying ever.


 No.15083

>>15080

Wish those were my hands


 No.15084

>>15083

bit gay to be honest.


 No.15085

File: 1433820435013.png (47.03 KB, 407x444, 11:12, i get that look all the ti….png)

>>15084

A "bit"?

I need to step up my game.


 No.15086

>>15079

I didn't, must have been a Freudian slip, faggot


 No.15087

>>15077

Classic Green voter

Isn't it shameful in Bangladeshi culture to be gay though?

>dubs never lie


 No.15088

>was right next to my oneitus this morning

>had the ideal opportunity to finally speak to her, to say good morning, or anything

>stared at the floor until she left

Just fucking end it


 No.15089

>>15088

I know the feeling man, I got sat next to the girl I fancied at school in year 10 for several months in chemistry. I couldn't say a single word the whole time and only made her think I was a complete weirdo.

Wish I could give you some advice, but my social anxiety has only gotten worse since then.


 No.15090

>>15089

It's one of those things I pictured in my head. That moment our paths meet and I strike up a conversation and it just goes on from there.

But then my stupid idiot self just clams up completely.

>self-loathing intensifies


 No.15091

>>15090

Yeah I know exactly what you mean, when I'm at home by myself I'm always creating social scenarios in my head and I'm able to "perform" just fine, but in the real world I freeze up, can't say a word and just stare at the floor.

If I knew how to not be like that in every social situation I'd let you know, but I've just spent the last 7 years in my bedroom binging on escapism to avoid facing society and the outside world. Likely the worst person you could possibly be talking to for something like this.


 No.15092

Morning lads. Just got back from the farm shop and it's now manned by poles.

Quality produce but I can't stand them so in future I will shop elsewhere.


 No.15093

>>15092

nowhere is safe


 No.15094

threads a bit dead lads.


 No.15095

Tuna sandwich and ready salted crisps for lunch.

What you having?


 No.15096

>>15095

Chocolate weetabix minis m8


 No.15097

My omega 3 came. Don't lile the fishy smell of the capsules t b h


 No.15098

>>15095

Just eating a custard donut.

>>15096

I've been having them for breakfast recently, had the banana ones this morning.


 No.15099

So apparently it's fine to ban UKIPs LGBT group from pride because UKIP are all evil racists.

http://howupsetting.com/2015/06/07/solidarity-betrayed-ukip-and-pride/

Why couldn't I just be normal? There's so many SJWs in the community


 No.15100

>>15099

This is good really, more and more white male homosexuals are getting pushed to the right now that left wing politics are no longer necessary to safeguard their basic human rights. The more the mainstream LGBT community becomes hostile towards dissent the more gays will come to the right, and the more that happens the less people will be able to levy accusations of homophobia against us.


 No.15101

>>15099

Communities centred around sexual preference + gender fuckery are retarded. Join a community centred around a hobby or personal interest instead, and not one created specifically to exclude whoever is the most "bigoted, homophobic, racist and sexist" group this week.


 No.15102

>>15100

Hell, even as an ftm I feel excluded, cause I'm straight and white, and obviously just transitioning for that sweet male privilege


 No.15103

>>15101

I'm not actively in it, just friends with some retards on fb who share stuff like this


 No.15104

>>15102

>being a NEET shitposter when you could climb the ranks of UKIP with those sweet tranny diversity points

you're wasting your potential lad


 No.15105

>tfw trying to order clothes for my transition period between obese and normal

honestly i wish i could just stay inside until i'm happy with my weight. Nothing fits right and anything i do buy now will be useless in a few months.


 No.15106

just at a high protein cookie, had 40g of protein in it

tasted like shit t b h


 No.15107

File: 1433865380209.png (107.99 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1390604769142.png)


 No.15108

File: 1433866008899.jpg (470.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 8452903485.jpg)

Das Boot was great.

>tfw you will NEVER work on a German Sub in WWII

Now this is a feel I cannot handle.


 No.15109

>that feel when your sad and lonely and angry and it feels like someone punched you in the stomach


 No.15110

>>15108

>look how patriotic I am!

>o-oh but I supported Germany in WWII


 No.15111

>>15110

I don't understand.


 No.15112

>>15104

If I went into politics I'd have to talk to people though


 No.15113


 No.15114

>>15113

I don't go out so I wouldn't know.


 No.15115

>>15113

no, they've been wearing those tight as fuck jean shorts for years. nothing new


 No.15116

>>15113

>https://strawpoll.me/4585702

need an option for don't go out don't know


 No.15117

>>15113

Haven't seen any, but they usually seem worse on the rare occasion I do see one, so I put yes.


 No.15118

>>15113

Where did you get this?

There are 22 votes.


 No.15119

File: 1433871130446.jpg (65.96 KB, 600x900, 2:3, BxivJmnCcAEBav2.jpg)

if Katy Perry was lying on your bed would you have sex with her?


 No.15120

>>15118

I was just about to ask the same thing, it didn't gain all those votes in that space of time from here


 No.15121


 No.15122

>>15119

I don't fornicate with liars


 No.15123

>>15119

I think she's pretty gross, so no


 No.15124

>>15119

No, I hate the bimbo look.


 No.15125

File: 1433872677215.jpg (32.06 KB, 500x587, 500:587, tumblr_ma9pe9QUUf1ru44ono1….jpg)


 No.15126

File: 1433872813390.jpg (24.55 KB, 263x288, 263:288, 1396905762914.jpg)


 No.15127

File: 1433872874955.jpg (72.03 KB, 300x400, 3:4, white-cane-portrait.jpg)


 No.15128

>>15121

>>15122

>>15123

>>15124

you are all faggots t b h


 No.15129

>>15128

keep slags on 4chan teebeeaych


 No.15130

>>15129

keep shitposters on 4chan tbh


 No.15133

>>15129

>>15130

Both of these are agreeable.


 No.15134

>you will never be a #LAD

not sure whether this is a good feel or not


 No.15135

Should I have a coffee lads

I know it's late but I'm feeling like a madman


 No.15136

>>15134

It's a good feel, lads are unbearable. They do have a few positive traits that would be nice to have though; confidence, assertiveness, able to make friends, get girlfriends, etc.


 No.15137

File: 1433882458743.jpg (65.1 KB, 516x400, 129:100, 55.jpg)

>>15135

Do it m8


 No.15138

>>15135

alright dean


 No.15139

File: 1433883108851.jpg (6.79 KB, 198x214, 99:107, 1421599482672.jpg)

>>15135

Do it you absolute M A D M A N


 No.15140

drinking a 500ml bottle of 1664 to myself la's


 No.15141

>>15140

Do us a favour and kill yourself la


 No.15142

>>15141

bit hostile l o l


 No.15143

>>15142

Not at all. I'm trying to do you a favour.


 No.15144

File: 1433885282419.jpg (40.5 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1427178804241.jpg)

>>15143

relax m8, smoke a dooby


 No.15145

>>15144

Weed is for losers lol m8. It's not so bad if you smoke it occasionally with m8s; but I'm assuming you don't.


 No.15146

>>15145

>it's not bad if you smoke it with m8s

what are you? a normie?


 No.15147

>>15146

I'm getting there, but I've some way to go. I'm just pointing out how desperately pathetic it is to be a shut-in and a stoner.


 No.15148

>>15147

fair enough la, i respect your opinion


 No.15149

>>15142

>bit hostile l o l

What's so funny la


 No.15150

>>15149

bit cheeky t b h


 No.15151

File: 1433887654671.jpg (103.15 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1401612145518.jpg)


 No.15152

File: 1433887849863.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.44 KB, 588x525, 28:25, 1429977351292-1.jpg)

>tfw the wordfilter is no match for non greencucks

Feels good tbh.


 No.15153

I'm off to bed, don't want to lie in tomorrow. Not for any reason in particular, I just think it's a good habit to get into, I feel pretty good when I wake up before 10am. Goodnight guys.


 No.15154

>>15152

I know that feel tbh

greencuck BTFO


 No.15155

>>15153

good idea, night m8


 No.15156

>>15154

*le sigh*


 No.15157

File: 1433890153270.jpg (51.16 KB, 615x630, 41:42, 1430039490346.jpg)


 No.15158

>>15156

you're ramping the shitposting up to 11 today mate


 No.15159

>>15158

disagree, he's being about as annoying as any other day


 No.15160

>coldsteel will never tell you its nothin personnel

why live


 No.15161

>>15160

pshhh


 No.15162

>>15159

if he was actually this bad constantly he would have been perma'd long ago


 No.15163

>>15162

I admit I've been taking it to the max this week. Have anxiety atm and shitposting is like escapism Init.


 No.15164

>>15163

shitpost in the other thread, they can't ban you there , btw I'm a cunt


 No.15165

>>15164

> btw I'm a cunt

I will never get bored of that


 No.15166

>>15165

>>15165

fuck's sake


 No.15167


 No.15168

File: 1433904546019.png (37.13 KB, 279x124, 9:4, dfs.png)

So I'm 50 hours in, the worst part is I want to move servers as the one I'm on right now is really inactive, but dont wanna lose my 32 level progress.


 No.15169

>>15168

>all progress is locked to one server

Is this usual in games? Seems pretty stupid.


 No.15170

Got prescribed diazepam for anxiety by my doc


 No.15171

just back from the doctor's lads

how is everyone?

Antidepressants seem to be working, downgraded from suicidal to edgy tumblr nihilism


 No.15172

>>15171

we both went to the docs at the same time. >>15170

pretty mental


 No.15173

File: 1433929909824.gif (727.4 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1432262241430.gif)

>>15172

we're doctor buddies now anon~


 No.15174

>>15171

I'm alright, just had breakfast, I had the banana weetabix crispy minis again.

I've got the hiccups though, I had them for hours yesterday too. No idea what's causing them.


 No.15175

>>15172

Absolute madmen, the both of you.


 No.15176

>>15171

Just got in from a walk. Needed to go outside. My savings are dwindling and I can't get a job lads.


 No.15177

>>15176

>I can't get a job lads.

Why not?


 No.15178

>>15169

There's a way to upload from/download to but the admin of the new server doesnt allow it because "dont like cheats and stuff"


 No.15179

>>15178

>joining an autists server

Sorry bro but you should have seen this coming


 No.15180

>woke up at half 8 to go to the doctors

>sleep for like 5 hours as soon as I get back

fuck sake


 No.15181

File: 1433948153637.jpg (59.27 KB, 268x237, 268:237, 1422042602157.jpg)

>>15180

>mfw stayed awake


 No.15182

>tfw normal sleep schedule

Feels ok


 No.15183

>>15182

>feels okay

>tfw even the good things in your life don't feel good anymore


 No.15184

>when I first meet people I'm really reserved

> they tend to think I'm OK but just really quiet

>over time I start to feel more comfortable around them and start acting myself

>tfw after that they just slowly grow to hate me and avoid me permanently

Who /fundamentallyunlikeable/ here?


 No.15185

>>15184

I get the opposite, I think

>who knows


 No.15186

File: 1433955907317.png (64.38 KB, 731x685, 731:685, they don't know that feel.png)

>>15184

Me, definitely.

It's only gotten harder too, when I was a kid I could chat about any old shit and get along, but after I left school everyone I've come across only talks about things I either have no experience with or hate (jobs, cars, friends, girlfriends, nights out, drinking, drugs, mainstream music / films / games, food, etc).

On here I can dip out of conversations I know nothing about and everyone else is none the wiser, but when I was at college standing near the same 10 - 15 people every break, it quickly became obvious to them that I was "the weird guy that never talks". Then they start bonding and shit, going off in each other's cars to the shops or whatever, while I'd be standing on my own staring at the car park for the next 30 - 45 minutes. I just wanted to die most days.

That went on for 3 years, and after that (finished in 2011) I just completely dropped out of society and "the real world" altogether and stayed in my room talking to no one but my mum and dad occasionally. I don't even know what people in their twenties are like.


 No.15187

we've been dead the last few days


 No.15188

>>15186

I managed to destroy every friendship I made at Uni. Now at the end of it, I have like one friend. All the rest have since stopped talking to me.

That one friend is my housemate, when will leave (end of this month) that will be probably that,


 No.15189

>>15187

hasn't it basically always been like this?

The issue is half the posters post during the day/evening and the other half post late at night/the early hours


 No.15190

The shit about UKIP LGBT being banned from pride is blowing up on my fb atm an everyone is being a smug wanker about how they got those evil kippers out. I want to say something to them but I'm too much of a coward


 No.15191

>>15188

I don't have any friends at uni either, there's people I see in lectures and say hi to sometimes, but no one I talk to outside of that


 No.15192

>>15190

Why are you around these people?


 No.15193

>>15190

if you're the tranny then go for it, bonus points if the person you call out is a cis white girl

if you're not the tranny then go for it anyways because it's not like you leave your room so there's not much they can do to you


 No.15194

>>15193

I am, but I'm truscum, so they hate me anyway, I might still do it though.


 No.15195

>>15192

Because when I was young and stupid I got involved in the LGBT community (before it was fully taken over by SJWs) and now I'm too much of an awkward spaz to admit I think they're all idiots


 No.15196

File: 1433962803257.jpg (606.39 KB, 2048x1368, 256:171, 1412323972484.jpg)

>>15195

>LGBT community

>before SJWs


 No.15197

>>15196

yeah, unless he's over the age of 40, I doubt it


 No.15198

>>15197

>taken over by

We still had them but there were sane people too, not so much anymore


 No.15199

>>15194

>truscum

I had to google that to be sure

so you're going to have flippity floppity pangenderqueer nonbinary snowflakes telling you to check your privilege even though they're actually just straight (or maybe bi) attention seeking girls? Just go full redpill mate, you don't need those kind of shitters in your life. Use your newfound testosterone and go full alpha


 No.15200

my arms are starting to get bigger and Im starting to see my pecks a little feels good lads


 No.15201

time for my midweek bath

how often do you guys get squeaky clean?

>less than once a week: No-hoper

>1-2 times a week: Robot

>3-4 times a week: Cyborg

>5+ times a week: Normie


 No.15202

>>15201

Between 2008 and January 2015, about once every 2 to 4 weeks yes, weeks, sometimes longer, rarely shorter. Since January this year, I've been trying to shower every two days (3 or 4 days a week), but I usually end up missing the odd days, so it's more like 2 or 3 times a week.


 No.15203

>>15202

You must stink of shit


 No.15204

File: 1433969096171.jpg (189.97 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Jeff Seid.jpg)


 No.15205

>>15199

Yeah, it's shitty, but thanks mate, I'll try


 No.15206

>>15201

Squeaky clean not very often, but I hop under the shower most days to wake me up


 No.15207

>>15203

Back then, most likely, I didn't use deodorant and I would just stay in the same pair of pyjamas from one shower until the next.

But not now, I don't know what other people are like but I don't really start to smell until a week has passed at least, I just get oily skin and greasy hair.


 No.15208

>>15204

that guy is way too normie for me

I like the hodgetwins. They're actually very quiet guys IRL.


 No.15209

>>15208

you're not fooling anyone, normie shit


 No.15210

>>15209

t-they're funni


 No.15211

File: 1433970391090.png (283 KB, 329x399, 47:57, 1432833481919.png)

>>15210

made this just for you


 No.15212

just had to sit on the toilet for half a hour

>dat burning sensation after a fap


 No.15213

File: 1433976198740.jpg (32.02 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 1431227938726.jpg)

>>15212

Ouch man, I know how painful that can be, and it feels like it goes on forever.

I really must look into what this is and why it happens some time, a load of us seemed to know that feel the last time it was brought up.


 No.15214

>>15213

I get it like 40% of the time I fap probably. Sometimes I'll go days without it happening. I used to get it all the time as a teenager, I would always fap before sleeping but then I wouldn't be able to sleep cos my dink was sore. Errtime.


 No.15215

File: 1433977271936.jpg (65.66 KB, 700x637, 100:91, wine_red_door_knob_1_1.jpg)

>>15214

Yeah it's the same with me, at least when I was still fapping once or twice a day. It happened about 1 in 5 times for me, but sometimes I'd go months without, and others it would be everyday.

Closest thing I can find is "Non-gonococcal urethritis": http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Non_specific_urethritis/Pages/Introduction.aspx

>a painful or burning sensation when urinating

>the tip of the penis feeling irritated and sore

>a white or cloudy discharge from the tip of the penis

>It is possible for NGU to have a non-infectious cause. This is when something else leads to the urethra becoming inflamed.

>Non-infectious causes of NGU include:

>irritation from a product used in the genital area – such as soap, deodorant or spermicide

>damage to the urethra caused by vigorous sex or masturbation, or by frequently squeezing the urethra – some men may do this if they are worried they have an infection

>damage to the urethra caused by inserting an object into it, such as a catheter – this can be done during an operation in hospital


 No.15216

>>15213

Aye, I thought I was some kind of freak before finding out a bunch of other people suffer the ol' acid dick.

Now I know at least there are other freaks.


 No.15217

>tfw bored and can't find a good stream to watch

r i p m e


 No.15218

Finally sorted out my sisters laptop earlier, her and my mum have been nagging at me for a week and a half to do it, but I kept putting it off. Turns out I only had to uninstall some bloatware and update the drivers, but what it really needs is more RAM. Windows 7 can't run on 2GB for shit.

I'm off to bed now though, goodnight guys.


 No.15219

>>15218

night pal


 No.15220

Addicted to christmas cake

Halp


 No.15221

>>15220

As in literal cake or older women?


 No.15222

>>15216

If it's only just after wanking maybe you're squeezing too hard


 No.15223

>>15221

Fruit cake's fucking gross, marzipan's nice though.

And milfs are great


 No.15224

File: 1434012634029.gif (4.94 MB, 614x355, 614:355, bg1.gif)

Morning lads. A bright sunny day for a bright sunny new you.

I've got a job interview today and I've just cooked myself a big breakfast. How are you all doing?


 No.15225

>>15224

Morning, I got up at 10, had breakfast downstairs for a change, then had a shower. Now I'm just lazing around, might go for a walk once my hair has dried seeing as it's nice out.

Good luck with the interview, what sort of work is it for?


 No.15226

>>15224

Hello mate

Same old for me, the daily grind

>girl said good morning to me earlier

>tfw I start imagining our life together


 No.15227

>>15225

>>15226

It's a software testing role.

Also Chrisopher Lee has died.

Anyone fancy watching lotr?


 No.15228

File: 1434025416154.png (622.07 KB, 2075x2556, 2075:2556, 1431701855765.png)

>Sun is fucking shining

>Steam Summer Sale starts today

I'm feeling positive! It's going to be a good day today. How are you all, friends?


 No.15229

http://www.twitch.tv/chroniccast

chroniccast is streaming lads


 No.15230

>>15228

About to go to the gym in a bit, then I might drive to waitrose and look at waitrose girl


 No.15231

>>15227

>>15228

>Sir Christopher Lee is dead

My smile and optimism: gone


 No.15232

>>15231

fuck man, this makes me sad

RIP Saruman


 No.15233

>>15231

>lived to 93

>played roles in some of the biggest movies of all time

>stayed lucid and able bodied right until the end

>shanked people in WW2

He lived literally the best life anyone could ever have lived ever


 No.15234

Well I've got an inperson interview lads. Actually took the phone interview today on the toilet.

They've sent me some forms to fill in, equal opportunities is one of them

>transsexual listed as sexual orientation

>mental disability (please specify) an actual option

>rastafarian is on the religion list

Sometimes I just want to fill these in with fucking retarded answers


 No.15235

>>15234

Also why do they always sent it in PDF, the worst format for editing known to man


 No.15236

>>15234

Also why do they always sent it in PDF, the worst format for editing known to man


 No.15237

>>15228

I went for a 35 minute walk, then made myself a sandwich and ate it in the garden. I'm still out here on my tablet, glad I went for a walk when I did because it's way too hot for that now.


 No.15238

>>15234

Pro-tip, put down that you're gay. Free diversity points that they can't disprove.


 No.15239

>>15233

He was still acting, he still had more to give.


 No.15240

>>15238

>not part Pakistani FtM trans radical muslim


 No.15241

>>15240

They'll suss that you aren't paki from the look/smell. And if you claim to be Muslim you'll have to keep up the act of being an insufferable cunt the entire time you work there, otherwise they'll realise you aren't really a muslim

You may get by on the FTM thing if you're short and your hands are small enough


 No.15242

>>15241

'Prefer not to say' it is


 No.15243

took my dog out for a walk along the coast lads, the rockpools were absolutely teaming with life

just in time too, because I massive wall of mist is rolling in from the sea, you could already see it hitting the town lighthouse on my way home.

>>15239

C'est la vie mon ami, he had a good life.


 No.15244

>>15241

If you want to pretend to be ftm I can give you pointers, just say you got on hormones real early and no one will be able to tell


 No.15245

>tfw natural mesomorph

If only I had any motivation to get in shape.


 No.15246

>>15245

I'm so much of a lazy piece of shit I don't even know what I am


 No.15247

File: 1434037508451.png (204.98 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1385592425178.png)

I just woke up.


 No.15248

>>15247

That's a shame, today has been really nice outside. Were you up late or did you just sleep forever?


 No.15249

>>15248

Both, I went to sleep at 3am which is the usual time and I also slept forever.


 No.15250

File: 1434039260199.png (4.39 KB, 364x72, 91:18, 78949456.PNG)

>>15227

>you will never watch Christopher Lee's Christmas message ever again


 No.15251

>>15250

Wasn't it a New Years message he did?

I hope he pre-recorded at least one.


 No.15252

File: 1434039997847.png (103.72 KB, 661x497, 661:497, 11393091_852533308160451_7….png)

>buzzfeed

>reddit


 No.15253

>>15252

>shit tier websites always pick up on stale memes that have been a thing for years

stop the presses


 No.15254

File: 1434047777209.jpg (Spoiler Image, 248 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 1433779371211.jpg)

going to the gym has boosted my sex drive so much. I would used to fap like once or twice every 2 weeks. Now I just want to fap all the time.


 No.15255

File: 1434048557985.jpg (Spoiler Image, 581.83 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1431384540559.jpg)

>>15254

Strange, I never did any exercise at all for years but I was always craving to fap at least twice a day.


 No.15256

File: 1434048898376.png (1.18 MB, 1047x937, 1047:937, 1432394056742.png)

>>15253

Don't get me wrong, I just didn't realise it was anything outside of int/brit/.


 No.15257

>>15255

Pretty sure I was low test as well, that's why.

Or maybe it's all the girls doing squats.


 No.15258

File: 1434054948152.png (315.87 KB, 2648x1576, 331:197, sup.png)

playing CKII, for the first time with all the DLC pirated

>A Jewish exile has turned up at your court

>He would make a fine chancellor

ruh roh


 No.15259


 No.15260


 No.15261

>tfw haven't said la' or lol in 2 days


 No.15262

>>15260

I wish he was my uncle or something


 No.15263

>>15261

ya blew it


 No.15264

File: 1434058323445.jpg (6.37 KB, 259x194, 259:194, postu.jpg)

who /autismposture/

mine is similar to the 2nd pic


 No.15265

File: 1434058451234.jpg (53.27 KB, 488x350, 244:175, posture-correction-figure.jpg)

>>15264

I'm the one in the direct middle of this pic


 No.15266

>>15264

I remember an autist with that exact middle posture.


 No.15267

>>15266

loads of autists have that posture, mine isn't as bad as the pic but it's pretty bad. Most of the time I have to suck my ass cheeks in when I walk about in public to straighten my spine.


 No.15268

>>15265

I'm mostly that middle one too, and my arse kind of sticks out behind me and my knees are usually locked when I'm standing.

I've been trying to correct it, but it's difficult with no muscle/strength or anything. I have to really force myself to keep my arse forward, knees unlocked, chin inwards and head upright, and it can ache a fair bit after a while.


 No.15269

I'm off to bed, today was a really nice day. I'd like to go for a long walk again tomorrow, but the forecast says it's going to rain. It was wrong about that last Friday though, so who knows.

Goodnight guys.


 No.15270

>>15269

night mate


 No.15271

File: 1434063787422.png (49.36 KB, 398x409, 398:409, 1423543826752.png)

>mum's boyfriend has invited me out hunting

oh god

they're going to take me out in the woods and get me out of the picture aren't they?


 No.15272


 No.15273

>>15271

Hunting what lad?


 No.15274

Eating millions for the first time since I was a kid, not as good as I remember lol


 No.15275

>>15274

l o l

I'm not even that guy


 No.15276

>>15273

small game, squirrel, wood pidgeon, rabbit.

if I enjoy it I might get to try deer stalking too


 No.15277

>>15275

Oh for fucks sake


 No.15278

>>15271

>hunting

Is he posh / well off? The best my mum's boyfriend has offered to take me is a karaoke night down the pub. Naturally I declined, I don't sing, drink, or socialise.

I don't know why but my mum always seems to bag useless men that have no money, work shit jobs, and can't drive (excluding my dad, he's done alright). The current one in particular, this household has been completely dysfunctional ever since he moved in.


 No.15279

>>15276

Sounds fun, and at least with small things they can't shoot you by "mistake". Probably


 No.15280

>>15278

He's either posh or a poacher


 No.15281

>>15278

>>15280

He's not massively well off I don't think, he was a Captain in the Royal Marines and then spent the rest of his life as a teacher, has a nice house though, bang on middle of middle class I'd have to say, which is a trade up because I'm lower middle class.

He did recently attend a country estate banquet, though, so maybe he's more high society than I thought.


 No.15282

>>15271

>Now lad, on to what we're hunting. I've seen a lot of normalfags in the nearby nandos, they need to be put down.


 No.15283

>>15281

You can be posh without being rich


 No.15284

Just poured myself a bowl of the chicken stock I'd been making lads, had boiled a carcass for six straight hours and it tasted amazing. The bones were so soft they literally melted in my mouth, fuck I love marrow.

>>15282

a man can dream

>>15283

I always imagined him as being quite rough around the edges, but that having been said I haven't actually met him so who knows. He killed potatoniggers during the troubles so he sounds pretty alright to me


 No.15285

>>15284

Is going hunting with him the first time you'll meet?

Also jealous of the chicken, I'm just eating leftover pizza atm


 No.15286

>>15271

You should shoot him instead of the animals. Cruel pussy hole.


 No.15287

All my housemates are moving out tomorrow, university is over. I'm here for all weekend though, once I move home I have no plans for the future at all. I have to enter the real world. I dont want to do this guys.


 No.15288

>>15285

it is

>>15286

fuck off greencuck you fucking slug


 No.15289

>>15288

Hope it goes well.

And where did the slug thing come from?

Also are you a vegan or something green?


 No.15290

>>15289

Just think killing a defenceless animal is pretty pathetic

unless you plan on eating it


 No.15291

>>15289

Thanks anon, somebody just called him a slug once and it kinda stuck.


 No.15292

>>15290

of course we're going to eat it you fucking faggot


 No.15293

>>15292

I want pics of you eating it to prove it


 No.15294

>>15293

I don't have to prove anything to you

In fact I might even shoot one and not eat it just for your sarky-ass comment.


 No.15295

>>15294

you don't have the balls


 No.15296

Gavin McInnes is my favourite person.


 No.15297

>>15295

we'll see "la" :v)


 No.15298

File: 1434071744469.jpg (104.78 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1407728225402.jpg)

>>15297

yes, yes we will


 No.15299

>>15298

you know the average deer has the intelligence of a 4 year old child

can't wait to get my hands on one "lol" haha :v)

gonna shoot for the leg so it bleeds out, no quick kills for them

haha

la'

:v)


 No.15300

>>15299

1/10 try again.

you know what happens on hunting trips? gay sex. better prep thy butthole la


 No.15301

>>15300

Yes it's much better to buy lowest quality halal chicken soaked in capsicum from Pakis innit you yeasty slug


 No.15302

Morning lads, it may be dark and wet outside, but don't let it dampen you within. Have a good day.

Got a job interview in a few hours, only had the phone interview yesterday, mildly shitting myself. It could start as early as Monday.


 No.15303

>>15302

Good luck m80 hope it goes well, is it a good job you're going for?


 No.15304

So everyone's leaving today, one's already gone and there's one left, I've got until the 14th alone in the house.

Taking myself to see a movie after, treat myself and all that.


 No.15305

>tfw vidya doesn't excite/entertain me anymore

>tfw my standards have grown higher and higher and nothing seems to fill the void

I feel like an alcoholic that used to get drunk off a couple drinks, but now I feel no satisfaction even after an entire bottle of vodka


 No.15306

File: 1434107682014.jpg (599.44 KB, 2400x862, 1200:431, zeldamap1.jpg)

>>15305

I know the feeling, I hit that point around 5 or 6 years ago.

My advice is stick to older games, and limit the amount of games you have access to. When you have several thousand other games at hand you know you could be playing instead, you'll just feel like you're wasting your time by playing one that doesn't seem to be your super favourite ultimate GOTYAY. Make it a point to focus on one game in particular before moving on, don't play the first level of several games one after the other in a single sitting, you'll get burnt out, lose interest, and just feel empty inside.

I had a great time about two years ago just playing through LoZ for a few days with nothing but the game, the manual a requirement for most games of that era, and some paper and pencils to make my own map. That was some of the most fun I'd had with vidya for years.


 No.15307

>>15306

I did the same with Zelda II, it was absolutely amazing. I think another point is to actually mark games as done, try not to replay stuff unless some time has passed, and dont be afraid to give something up if it's genuinely terrible, or is taking too many hours from you. Stuff like multiplayer games like TF2, or games that dont really end like FTL or binding of isaac.


 No.15308

>>15306

Come to think of it, possibly one of the reasons I don't enjoy games as much anymore is that I don't really ever play them blind anymore. I hate getting things "wrong" in games so I end up looking online for all the answers, how to build my character and all the best outcomes (mostly applies to RPGs but to a lesser extent most games) instead of just playing and enjoying it for what it is.


 No.15309

>>15307

I really liked Zelda II as well, I got pretty far but I don't think I ever beat it in the end.

>>15308

>I hate getting things "wrong" in games

I'm the same in that regard, but I never use walkthroughs or guides unless it's something that came with the game. Due to that, I usually end up hating RPGs, strategy/tactics games, and other games with lots of one-time-only choices, character builds/stats, thousands of different items with little indication on whether I need them or not, and anything else those types of games have. See: every game released within the last few years.

That sort of thing just makes me frustrated more than anything else, so I stick to games where the goal is to use simple pieces to overcome difficult challenges, rather than the challenge being figuring out what the pieces are, how they work, and which ones are best for a game that could be anywhere between 20 and 100 hours long.

I still recommend playing everything blind though, even if just so you can properly critique the way the game or the game's materials teach you how to play.


 No.15310

what's everyone had for lunch lads? I had a fruit cocktail because lolnoappetite

the mango was subpar but the pineapple and passionfruit was top notch


 No.15311

File: 1434117733556.jpg (38.25 KB, 500x288, 125:72, Mix Max.jpg)

>>15310

I had a turkey sandwich and one of these.


 No.15312

File: 1434118491610.gif (838.97 KB, 450x402, 75:67, 1433827901473.gif)

Just got back from the interview lads. I am now gainfully employed as a game tester.

The fun and games ends now.


 No.15313

>>15312

h-how did you get that job

c-can you get me one


 No.15314

>>15313

This is going to sound terrible but the best advice is to live near the studio. I have enough experience in this field but the money and security aren't good so you can rarely afford to move out and live off it.

It's also only a fun job when the dev goes wrong and you have nothing to do. I've been paid hours before to just watch videos on youtube and drink tea.

good luck


 No.15315

>>15314

Where do you look for these jobs?


 No.15316

>>15310

alcoholic or not?


 No.15317

>>15314

You bastard, I am well jealous


 No.15318

>>15317

listening to black sabbath and doing yoga stretches ayylmao


 No.15319

>>15316

not

I meant to say fruit salad, not cocktail


 No.15320

>>15318

Dickhead.

Still I hope it goes well


 No.15321

>>15320

didn't mean to reply to you in that post fuck face

thanks


 No.15322

how do I become a Buddhist?


 No.15323

>>15322

you don't


 No.15324

>>15322

jus b urself


 No.15325

>>15322

Go to your nearest temple and give the Bhikkhu a firm handshake


 No.15326

>>15325

are there any in the UK?


 No.15327

>>15322

tattoo a buddist symbol on your arm


 No.15328

File: 1434126559599.jpg (218.96 KB, 625x752, 625:752, 1349528088454.jpg)

Just got done with a security course lads. By next week I should be licensed to be a security guard. I'm not sure what to do with myself now; I still don't have any m8s and it doesn't feel right just sitting at my computer anymore.


 No.15329

>>15315

gamedevmap.com lists all the studios

or go on indeed and type in 'game tester', 'game qa' etc


 No.15330

>>15326

of course there is, there's got to be several in london alone.


 No.15331

>>15328

I've always thought of being a security guard as a great job for me but I don't know how to get into it.


 No.15332

>>15328

Nice one mate. My mum's boyfriend is a security guard, in fact I had to lend him the money to renew and upgrade his SIA license, a part of which he still owes me.

>it doesn't feel right just sitting at my computer anymore

Any particular reason why?


 No.15333

File: 1434128472071.jpg (86.26 KB, 624x658, 312:329, 1425890215802.jpg)

Who else /drinkingalone/ here? what you lovely lads drinking


 No.15334

>>15333

Water, as always.


 No.15335

>>15333

orange squash


 No.15336

>>15333

J A G E R

A

G

E

R


 No.15337

>>15331

Ask at the jobcentre about SIA training. You'll do a week-long course including some physical demonstration techniques, then you'll have a few exams to do.

>>15332

Because I've just spent the last week having a schedule and interacting with people; it feels strange just coming home and sitting here now.


 No.15338

>>15337

>Because I've just spent the last week having a schedule and interacting with people; it feels strange just coming home and sitting here now.

Ah right. I've not really been around people or had a schedule for two or more days in a row since I left school, so I can't say I know that feel.


 No.15339

>learn to drive

>suddenly you become the family taxi service

I chose this hell


 No.15340

>>15339

It's still worth being able to drive though, right? Sometimes I think it would be nice if I could drive.


 No.15341

>>15340

I enjoy it, but I'm not good at parking yet. I have to parallel park in a certain place outside my house and I find it really difficult.

Driven to the seaside a few times though and it's nice to just get in it and go away somewhere for a while


 No.15342

>>15341

envious mate, can't wait till I can drive. It's one of those things I can't actually imagine ever being able to do though. It seems so alien


 No.15343

Im still here. Just watching and playing Diablo. Haven't posted in time.


 No.15344

>>15343

hows it going mate?


 No.15345

>>15339

just total the car m8


 No.15346

>>15344

Not the best. My anti psychotics stopped working. So it's got about 9 times worse. So keeping low and out of dodge.


 No.15347

>>15346

At least you know they're not working, if you were going on about how they're secretly government pills to brainwash you there'd be trouble


 No.15348

>>15346

>My anti psychotics stopped working

they can just…stop working? Like you developed a tolerance for them or what?


 No.15349

>>15347

>>15348

Aye. They never worked fully. But it's gotten slowly worse. The last one was Olanzapine (sp?) But it made me stuff my face to fuckery so told them they didn't work. Which was a bollocks move but still. Now I've fucked myself. But better than being a fat fuck again.


 No.15350

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>>15349

>being literally crazy is better than being fat

you bring new meaning to the term ABSOLUTE MADMAN


 No.15351


 No.15352

>>15350

>>15351

Fucking hell. I meant to say.

>implying it's not.

Assumed I'd typed it and just hit send. Back to lurking. Inabit.


 No.15353

>>15352

>Back to lurking

d-don't go


 No.15354

>>15353

Gonna need a new thread soon. Swear we use to get through these faster.


 No.15355

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>>15354

>Swear we use to get through these faster.


 No.15356

>>15354

The post rate varies greatly week to week, day to day, even hour to hour.

It's been quieter in the past, that's for certain.


 No.15357

>>15353

Need to drown out scary shit mate. Grinding on D3. In the most mind numbing way possible. It's helping. I can visual being my monk, smoting foul creatures to the depths.


 No.15358

>>15351

>/britfeel/ is so slow that we're now posting nothing to pass the time


 No.15359

>>15356

this is true

we are not an ambitious board. There have been others that have cropped up in a week and surpassed us

but we are survivors. We weather the course, good or bad, busy or quiet. Much like in life, we are content to simply exist and nothing more.


 No.15361

NEW THREAD

>>15360

>>15360

>>15360

>>15360

NEW THREAD


 No.19996

we are nearly there


 No.19997

so very close


 No.19999

one more




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