No.14608
Emergency backup thread edition.
No.14611
>>14608
Thanks mate. How's your day been?
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No.14615
>>14614
Why is that disgusting? Chicken madras is nice.
No.14616
>>14614
What is wrong with you?
No.14617
>>14615
>>14616
I grew up in Tower Hamlets.
It gives me PTSD.
No.14618
>>14617
>I grew up in Tower Hamlets.
What part of "no pakis" don't you get?
No.14619
>>14618
You will never know my pain.
No.14620
>>14617
>>14619
what was it like anon?
No.14621
Indian in the restraunt shook my hand and have me free wine for no reason. Pretty friendly tbh
No.14622
>>14620
It's the future of the UK.
The flat opposite mine had a floor turned into a Mosque, I remember calls to prayer would sound out loudly like it were Istanbul.
There were very few white people, most people didn't speak English. There was one old white guy but he was robbed at gunpoint.
I wasn't allowed outside on my own.
When we walked the dog the Muslims would run away from the dog, one kid even jumped in a bin to hide from it since they're not allowed to touch dogs.
They (the overwhelming immigrant population) would spit all the time, on the bus, indoors, wherever.
Although it didn't happen to me, since I didn't go out, there are sharia patrols that go around.
There isn't many white people in Tower Hamlets to harass though so they go to more popular places with clubs and such.
There is rubbish everywhere, they don't use bins and it has earned it's name as 'the slum of London'.
The stench though, that is the worst thing. I swear it's like they shit, wipe themselves with their hands and don't wash themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHszsGbBJQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4pLnK_X4U
You could wipe out Tower Hamlets and not only would nothing be lost, the world would be a better place.
No.14623
>>14621
you've been roofied m8
No.14624
a-anyone want to do something? watch twitch maybe?
No.14625
>>14624
On mobile so I can't
What's everyone up to?
No.14626
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14625
Since yesterday I've been going through a couple of hundred old 45s that were in my grandparent's loft, because they've been clearing it out. Mostly 70s pop, rock, disco and novelty records that were my dads when he was a kid, but there's also some records from the 60s in there too that were his uncle's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64211sjSko
No.14627
>>14624
I'm getting a bit bored to.
No.14628
>>14627
I know that was wrong don't call me a retard please.
No.14629
No.14630
>>14628
don't worry lad i didnt even notice til you pointed it out
No.14631
>>14629
I used to instead of too.
No.14632
>>14631
Oh right, thought you meant the guy you were replying to called you a retard, which would be a weird thing to say
No.14633
>>14632
The troubles of being anonymous
No.14634
Watched the new Mad Max lads
It was class.
No.14635
might have a wank tbh
>tfw amateur porn on motherless
No.14636
>>14634
I'm jealous m8, really wish I had someone to go with. As soon as I mentioned it to both of my parents, at separate times in separate places mind you, they both went "Ugh, I hated Mad Max, I never want to see it".
Like the films had killed their dog in 1982 or something.
No.14637
>>14636
I-I'll see it with you
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No.14639
>>14638
Just by the title, I'm gonna guess no.
No.14640
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No.14643
>>14636
Your parents are dumb, it's only very loosely based on the original mad max. It's a great story in itself and actually gets strong female characters right without seeing like feminist pandering bullshit
No.14644
No.14645
>>14643
I heard that Max is a bumbling idiot and the woman is the main character that has to save him over and over.
No.14646
>>14645
Nah, that's probably how feminists like to interpret it (muh girl power) but Max is incredibly capable and only fucks up a couple times due to PTSD. Without spoiling too much he reks her pretty bad in the beginning too
No.14647
>>14637
Thanks anon, when I pirate it in a few months time, I'll imagine you sitting next me.
>>14643
Yeah, I don't really know why they responded so irrationally to the suggestion it, they aren't usually like that.
>>14645
There was a botched media campaign before it came out, where someone unrelated to the production claimed it was a feminist film in disguise. Then the usual outlets put articles up about how MRAs were going mental over it, with no real evidence to back it up. Then it came out, and apparently it was fucking nothing.
No.14648
It's still basically a patriarchal film given that, despite all the women do, Max is unquestionably the hero.
No.14649
How do I get over knowing I'm going to be alone my whole life?
No.14650
>>14649
You stop pretending you can predict the future and just live in the present.
No.14651
>>14650
I think I'm right about my future, even though I'm trying to change it.
No.14652
>>14651
You're not right, just assuming. The only way it would ever be true is if you did nothing, and avoided all forthcoming situations that could lead you to not being alone.
To claim you will be alone for the rest of your life is just a self-fulfilling prophecy at best, and utterly deluded at worst.
No.14653
Fucking Orange Order's going to be shitting up my town tomorrow. I'm clearing off doon the watter.
No.14654
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No.14656
>>14654
>>14655
I think it's a wild Scot.
No.14657
No.14659
>3:04am
Shit, I was doing really good lately as well. Fuck.
Goodnight guys.
No.14660
>>14659
ill join u later la ;)
No.14661
>>14645
The only time the woman does a better job than him is when they need to use a sniper rifle, so he gets her to do it, using him as a stand, if anything, it shows how good of a leader he is more than shows that she's good at shooting things.
I mean, her character is "woman who was high in the ranks of bad guys, but has decided to fuck them over" it's hardly a feminist ideal, all she does is have short hair and drive a truck, and occasionally shoot someone. Max is a typical male action movie character in that he doesnt say much, fucks shit up and makes no emotional connections to anything. The only difference is he admits weakness in the sniping, and even that shows he excels in leadership.
all in all, women are used to produce babies, they try escaping, and without max they would have got caught and raped.
No.14662
>>14661
>all in all, women are used to produce babies
Not strictly true, some of them also get used as cattle to produce milk
No.14663
>>14622
There are signs up in those two god awful tower blocks in Bengali telling people not to spit. Not even an English version. Going in those flats was an eye opener even for a Bradfordian m8
No.14665
Alright lads. The Pennine way was lovely. I did up to about the 7th day, met a lot of nice old people and walked over a massive hill in hail and lightning. Now that's all over, I'm going to plan to finish dolequest and get a job. Have I missed anything? I've missed you guys
No.14666
>>14665
I recognize Malham in the middle, is the first one Norber/Penyyghent ? urgh cows
No.14667
>>14665
Were you here for the chronic stream? That was pretty dope
No.14668
>>14665
Welcome back mate, glad you enjoyed it. I can't remember anything happening in the last week, but then again my memory barely works anymore.
No.14669
>>14666
>>14668
>>14667
Yeah its pen y Ghent. Looked fucking massive but wasn't even that bad getting up it. No idea what the chronic stream was/is. Missing the south to be honest lads, train leaves the God forsaken north at 5, im currently in hull and the accent is starting to grate.
No.14670
>>14669
I knew I recognized that peak and she is the easiest of the three, 'ope you 'ad a gud time m8 I personally get twitchy if I go down south and there are no hills, could you not get a train from Leeds ? So much more civilized and less immigrants than Dull
No.14671
Guys I just remembered. I enjoyed Mad Max so much that I forgot to tell you about the adverts beforehand. Here are some highlights:
>a white guy leaves his scarf on the bus and some black woman returns it to him (also she works for Natwest so that makes the advert about Natwest somehow)
>An advert for motor neurone disease showing a black man upset that he can no longer fuck his (white) wife and hug his (mongrel) children
>A google advert where one search is "what is britishness?" and the main image that appears is Mo Farrah
mfw
No.14672
>>14669
I've never been north of London.
No.14673
>>14671
I notice it a lot.
Almost every advert has a mixed race family; or a feminine white guy and a masculine black guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJCAF-eYxY
No.14674
>>14671
>>14673
fuck I knew I was forgetting one
>An anti-speeding advert which showed a bunch of kids in a car, the black boy was described as the "ladies man" and chats up a white girl
No.14676
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14673
It's not just adverts, they do it with TV programmes as well. And they've been doing it for decades. You'll be hard pressed to find a children's programme within the last 15 - 20 years without a black or asian person in it for "diversity".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzannK574M
No.14678
Don't forget the BBC, the real black monarchs and knights of the round table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmW1_FTB7ys
No.14679
>tfw no friends to go on road trips with
>no friends to have summer party's with
No.14680
>>14679
>tfw I always think in my head britfeel people could meet up
>tfw I know that it would incredibly awkward and absolutely awful
No.14681
Anyone interested in watching this film?
No.14682
>>14681
It's not some kind of pedo film, is it?
No.14683
>>14682
It's rated very highly so I doubt it.
No.14684
>>14679
>>14680
I know these feels very well. I've spent a lot of my life imagining all of the things I would do if I had friends. Conversations we would have, places we would go, games we would play, stuff like that.
Around 5 - 6 years ago I had a friend from school I would invite round every once in a while, but he was really distant and wouldn't turn up most of the time because he had his own mental issues, so we drifted apart.
I really hope I can make a good friend at some point in the future, the loneliness is painful at times.
No.14685
>>14670
I was just visiting a friend in hull, now I'm on a train speeding away to the south.
No.14686
>>14685
>I was just visiting a friend
Way to rub it in m8.
Have a pleasant journey.
No.14687
>>14685
back to civilisation ay lad
No.14688
who wants to watch American Psycho with me later?
No.14689
>>14688
or I'm happy to try that other film if you're planning on streaming it m8 >>14681
No.14690
>>14689
If people wanted to watch >>14681 I was planning on streaming it in private on Twitch, will that work?
No.14691
>>14690
Never mind they removed private from Twitch.
No.14692
>>14690
I see no reason why it wouldn't.
No.14693
No.14694
Twitch movie nights used to be the best.
Now, like youtube, its been made shitter.
No.14695
I'm not going to bother setting up a stream since it's too much work unless it's a video on jewtube. No one was going to watch it anyway.
No.14696
If not a stream, we should maybe make ourselves a Tinychat.
No.14697
>>14695
>No one was going to watch it anyway.
Personally I just don't really like films or tele for that matter, but I might be alone in that.
No.14699
>>14696
actually tinychat might be a good bullying platform
plenty of retarded ego-centrics
No.14700
>>14698
this
no circle jerky stuff
No.14701
what we having for tea tonight?
I'm having KFC, except not actual KFC but some local knockoff that's half the price. Tasty as fuck
No.14702
>>14701
Brown rice, mackerel, and spinach, with some chopped onions and peppers.
No.14704
>>14703
It's my favourite meal at the moment lad. Stay pleb.
No.14705
>>14697
Me neither, something about having to sit around and wait for stuff to happen bothers me, I prefer reading or gaming where you can go at your own speed
No.14706
>>14704
You bulking or something?
No.14707
>>14706
No - I'd say clean food like that is preferential for cutting anyway. I've been gradually cutting out junk food for a few months now and feel noticeably better in myself.
No.14708
>>14707
Sounds good, I keep saying I'm going to start eating healthy, but I never do. I don't eat much though, so I'm not fat, but definitely not fit
No.14709
>>14701
Just had chicken wraps with lettuce and mayo. They were a little crispy though, my mum got distracted with my niece and left them in the oven too long.
No.14710
>>14708
>tfw starting to get flabby pecs.
I've never eaten much but my lack of movement is starting to show.
No.14711
>>14710
AKA tits
Nip it in the bud before it becomes embarrassing m8.
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No.14713
>>14708
>>14710
>>14711
>tfw skinnyfat
save me from this hell
No.14714
>>14713
Same, at least we're not land whales though, r..right guys?
No.14715
>>14714
being skinnyfat is a big hangup for me when it comes to getting a gf
Like, if I was just straight up fat, if I ever DID manage to impress a girl, she knows what she's getting, she knows I'm fat and she's obviously ok with it if I get that far.
But when you're skinnyfat, you might actually look somewhat in shape when fully clothed, and the sheer horror of having to reveal my disgusting flabby body to a woman is too much
No.14716
I'm just super skinny. My arms are skin and bone, you can see my ribs, my cheeks cave inwards, and I can even use my hip bones as an arm rest.
Eating more never works though, I just get digestion problems if I do. Feels bad being 6 ft yet under 9 stone (about 56 kg).
No.14717
I'm off to bed, I need to get off the computer more from now on, I've been slipping into old habits a bit. Goodnight guys.
No.14718
Watched the football with a few 7% ciders
The match went really quick tbh
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No.14720
>>14718
>football
remove normie
No.14721
>>14720
Don't think watching it alone in a dark room whilst drinking is very normie tbh
No.14723
>>14721
REMOVE NORMIE remove NORMIE
you are worst normie. you are the normie idiot you are the normie smell. return to b. to our femanon cousins you may come our board. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,chad we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole normie stink chad sqhipere shqipare..normie genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead normie..ahahahahahCHAD WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget beta uprising .normie we kill the chad , normie return to your precious fb….hahahahaha idiot normie and chad smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE NORMIE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. wojak+pepe+welfare+tendies=kill chad…you will beta uprising/ tupac alive in britfeel, tupac making album of britfeel. fast rap tupac britfeel. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink normie… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in britfeel ….fuck the femanon ,..FUCKk ashol normies no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the normie farm aminal with rap magic now we the robots rule .ape of the zoo presidant moot fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and chad wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our waifu we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Britfeel greattst board
No.14724
>>14718
what was the score m8
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No.14726
>>14723
You alright there mate?
No.14728
>>14727
There there, the bad normies gone now, it's all ok anon
No.14729
So bored lads, reception is shit so can't simply watch twitch.
No.14730
>>14729
My laptops fried, I'm stuck on mobile right now, so I feel your pain
No.14731
>>14730
a-at least we have each other
No.14732
>>14731
Yeah, we'll always have britfeel
No.14733
feeling quite bloated and poopy tbh
No.14734
>>14733
what you been eating m8
No.14735
>>14734
I'm bulking, I had an indian last night, oats, chicken breasts, few ciders, small ish pizza, protein power, yoghurt and a couple other nick nacks today. Eating like 4-500 cals over maintenance la.
No.14736
>>14735
jealous m8, i'm dieting atm :'(
No.14737
I might have a problem guys…
No.14738
>Drinking cider at 5.20am
Stay in school kids.
No.14739
>>14737
Never heard of it, any good?
No.14740
Remember not to masturbate on the Lord's day.
No.14741
>>14740
Sunday thread rules are now in force
No.14742
It's my birthday today. I'm going to go out for a run.
No.14743
>>14742
Happy birthday mate, have a good one.
No.14744
>>14742
Happy birthday lad.
No.14745
>>14742
here's some birthday treats for u
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>>14743
>>14744
>>14745
Thanks guys. Shockingly yesterday when I was in Hull, I went into a shop and saw Freddos for sale for 30p each. I mean what the fuck.
No.14747
>tfw serious Nostalgia
>Feel fucking awful, man
No.14748
One of the worst things about living with family is that shite daytime telly from depressing ITV channels is always, always in the background. I swear, you turn the box off and you can still hear Judge Judy in the background.
No.14749
>>14747
Nostalgia for what/where, if you don't mind my asking? I'm going through a bad patch with it myself.
No.14750
>>14742
Happy birthday! I might go out for a run or walk myself. Haven't left the house in too long.
No.14751
>tfw a game starts crashing at startup
>it worked absolutely fine before, just suddenly the next time you start it up it doesn't work
Literally why
No.14752
>>14749
The past 2 summers. I'm in my 3rd year at Uni with a good chance of failing, i've recently lost my only 2 best friends I had here over politics and i'm in a rut social-wise (inb4 Normie) Previously in 2013/14 the summers were amazing, good friends, romantic oppurtunities, generally just a pleasant time whereas now i'm sitting in my room wondering how it all went tits-up. I yearn for those days back and it doesn't help that I tend to listen to certain bands at this time of year which of course reminds me of those days gone by. Explaining the sentiment of it all doesn't translate too well through the internet but you catch my drift.
No.14753
>>14752
Well be glad knowing that while you were out doing all that good stuff, others were sitting in their bedrooms alone for the tenth year in a row.
I'd kill to have some pleasant summer memories to get nostalgic about, that's why I'm putting more effort in this year rather than moping about, which usually just seals my own predicted fate.
No.14755
>mfw losing weight due to antidepressants
give it a month or two and I reckon I'm gonna be rocking a real heroin chic look lads
No.14756
>>14752
Did you get drunk and start telling them about how Hitler was actually the good guy?
No.14757
>>14755
>heroin chic look
Not heard this term before, that's exactly what I look like, especially after completing the look by staying awake for several days straight while staring at my computer screen the whole time.
Maybe it's more hikikomori chic actually.
No.14758
>>14756
>inb4 he's this madman >>14547
No.14759
>>14758
No that's not him, that's me.
No.14760
>>14757
just need to put on a little bit of muscle and you'll be GOAT
shut in and depressed suddenly becomes edgy and nihilistic when you're attractive
No.14761
Reminder every Chinese person is a psychopath and shouldn't be trusted.
No.14762
>>14752
>having no friends because of your political views
normie pls leave
try having no social skills tbh
No.14763
>>14761
they eat dogs and monkeys, it's pretty obvious they're psycho's
No.14764
>>14763
and because they've always pushed the limit of their food supply, that's why there are so many of them.
They don't care about mass death of their own people either, that's why they're commies.
No.14765
I am actually contemplating getting roids las
No.14766
>>14765
do it faggot
I would if I hadn't lost my job
No.14767
>>14766
Whats the difference between anabolic and clenbuterol and all that other shit?
No.14768
>>14767
kek
all the steroids you'll be using are "anabolic" there are different types of anabolic steroids that work in different ways, some are better for cutting, some will help you pack on insane mass but will rape your heart
just run good ol' testosterone enanthate for your first cycle
No.14769
>>14764
I dunno about that that last point, the japs are fine with mass death too, and they absolutely loathe communism.
No.14770
>>14767
All muscle-building steroids are anabolic. Research it thoroughly before you take anything; lest you get the dose wrong and end up with permanent gyno.
No.14771
>>14769
Fighting to the last man isn't starving millions of people out.
Not that muh bushido is real anyway.
No.14772
>>14771
I just mean the last point, not caring about mass death doesn't mean communism. The japs were fine with being nuked, and still wanted to keep fighting. They'd kill themselves and take enemies out with them for honour. the only reason they surrendered to the Americans is because they didnt want the russians to come and bring communism.
No.14773
>>14762
Get some, it's not hard.
No.14774
>>14756
No, I said that benefit scroungers can fuck off and that Ukip are the most fiscally responsible party. Being at uni you can imagine how that went down.
No.14775
>>14773
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
I'll keep my head down with my eyes looking at the floor and mumble too quietly to hear, before walking away like a spaz. That'll show you.
No.14776
>>14773
Jus b urself lol ;)
No.14777
>>14773
Fuck off you social butterfly
No.14778
No.14779
All you need to do is walk into your local gym, walk straight up to the juiciest cunt in there and say "Alright mate, got any steroids?"
You don't need social skills for this; you can even rehearse the line a few times before you go in if that would make it easier.
No.14780
>>14779
Please stop, this Poe's law shit is giving me a headache.
No.14781
>>14779
I know where to get them, I just don't know about the dose you're meant to take, how often etc.
No.14782
>>14739
It's one of those early access survival games, but this one seems to have an actual schedule, and already has a load of content.
It also has dinosaurs, which you can tame and ride. I'm about to try and get myself a parasaur so I can use it as a packmule while cutting wood.
No.14783
>>14781
I'm on sustanon, if you're fine with injecting yourself it's pretty brilliant. And what you take depends on your hormone levels, weight, metabolism, and what you're working towards
No.14784
>>14774
I'm in uni too, everyone's so left wing and the NUS is full of SJWs
No.14785
my crush put up a new profile pic
Can't even bring myself to wank to it, I just want to stare at it
No.14786
No.14787
>>14785
Wow, you've got it bad
No.14788
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14786
can't do that mang.
>>14787
you're telling me. The worst part is I don't even have her as a friend on facebook, and I can only see her most recent profile pic, so I gotta keep checking back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
No.14789
>>14783
Not him but I bought a bunch on a whim last year, never used them. Thinking of selling them tbh but I don't know anyone who lifts to sell them too.
No.14790
>>14789
Of sust? How much you got?
No.14791
>>14788
you can do that
what's gonna happen?
No.14792
>>14791
I will once that other guy posts his fit sister
No.14793
>>14788
Why not add her then? Or is she just some chick you're stalking not someone you know
No.14794
>>14790
Nah not just sust.
200 dbol tabs, 20ml deca, 40ml test blend + ancillaries like anastrazole and tamoxifen
They sent me 40ml of the blend instead of my 30ml of enanthate that was good at first (free test) but apparently the blend was really shit according to online so I never used it.
I was saving deca and dbol for later cycles but because no good test I never used any of it.
No.14795
>>14793
she's someone I know vaguely but at a level that it would be weird if I added her. At least that's what I reason in my head.
No.14796
>>14794
Damn man, how much did that cost you?
No.14797
>>14795
Eh, do it anyway, or look to see who else she has added on there, if it's only close friends then don't, if it's anyone then do
No.14798
>>14794
It was all in BTC so I can't remember now, but it was a good few hundred. SR died soon after so I never bothered again.
No.14799
No.14800
>>14783
i don't want to inject la
I would hate putting needles inside me tbh
No.14801
>>14798
you could sell them on any of the other dark web sites
No.14802
>>14800
Why do you put 'cunt sometimes?
No.14803
>>14802
he's just being a twat
No.14806
>>14802
because if I say la" minus a ' then it changes the word to cunt
admin is just being a silly sausage tbh
No.14807
No.14808
>>14806
I can't wait for the day he filters lol too personally la'.
No.14809
>>14808
Looks like I spoke too soon, praise the board owner.
No.14811
>>14806
You're being a sweaty bender m8. If childish shitposting is your thing then you'll probably have more fun on cuckchan.
No.14813
>>14811
I've always said la", it's my thing leave me alone
No.14814
What is this Ia' thing anyway?
No.14816
>>14814
He's just being himself anon
No.14817
Wasn't sticking 'la' at the end of everything something Begalibro did back on cuckchan's /int/. I liked that trip.
No.14818
>>14817
>Bengalibro
>Bengali
>Bro
No.14819
>>14817
>I liked that trip.
>liked
>trip
No.14820
>>14818
Bangaldeshis are actually worse than pakis. They literally do not learn the language under any circumstances.
No.14822
>>14820
Bangladeshis are someone even better at being isolated than pakis, no idea how .
No.14823
>>14817
>liking a namefag
I think you might be on to something though, the similarities between posting styles are striking.
https://archive.moe/int/search/username/Bengalibro/order/asc/page/1/
No.14825
>>14823
Why would anyone like this namefag?
No.14826
>>14823
>he still posts
Fucking hell. I take back liking him, a namefag who lasts more than a few months always become cancer.
No.14827
>>14825
He use to amuse me on /brit/.
No.14828
>>14822
Bangladeshis spread out less, that is in a way their only saving grace but also what makes them so fucking terrible. Any area they live in becomes a third-world slum
No.14829
>>14823
Never heard of him la'
No.14830
No.14832
>>14829
fucking stop you're so irritating
you're already pushing your luck by being non-white
No.14834
>>14828
>tfw from Tower Hamlets
No.14835
>>14832
I am white you little shit stain
No.14838
No.14839
>>14838
Probably more white than you as I am 100% brit lol
No.14840
>>14835
>defends pakis all the time / makes anti-white posts
>posts in exactly the same way as some Bengali namefag
>posts a lot about curry for some reason
>refuses to show white arm / would rather leave than prove you were white
No.14841
>>14800
>I wouldn't inject
don't do steroids
running an oral only cycle is a horrible idea and will fuck up your liver
go hard or go home
No.14842
No.14843
>>14840
Curry is nice la' sorry for liking indian food
Il defend anyone not just Pakistanis
No.14844
>>14842
What are you laughing about mate?
No.14845
>>14843
>Il defend anyone not just Pakistanis
anyone except whites :v) you shitskins gonna stick together right "la"
No.14846
>>14841
Il just stick to creatine then teebeeh
No.14847
>>14845
I don't believe in colour for I am colour blind
We are all 1
No.14848
>>14843
>Bengali hates himself so much he has to pretend he's British and go on a British board claiming he's white.
No.14849
No.14850
>>14847
>the only poster of suspicious racial background
>also the only dumb enough to consider all races equal
hmm
No.14851
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>>14847
Even without colour people still have obvious racial traits, and this isn't exclusive to physical appearance.
No.14852
>>14850
we're on chan la' this is the most backward/racist site on the internet so obviously the majority of people will be proud of their race
but I like the bants
No.14853
should I get some Jojoba oil for my face?
No.14854
>>14853
you think anyone here knows anything about jojoba oil?
No.14855
>>14854
we're all shut ins so I'd guess a few people have acne here
No.14856
>>14853
I like tea tree oil, myself.
No.14858
>>14856
do you sprinkle it on your face?
No.14859
>>14858
You can get it as a foam face wash m8
No.14860
>>14852
we're majority white so obviously the majority will be proud of their race
No.14861
>>14858
I use it as my exfoliator.
No.14862
>>14860
when we have a meetup you will get to see in person ;)
No.14863
>>14862
you'll get glassed ;)
No.14864
>>14862
When we have a meetup I'm gonna kick your head in ;)
No.14865
>>14860
On a side note, what's with all the 'Asians are superior' posts on /pol/ recently? Are they just fetishists?
>>14862
>meetup
Never Gonna Happen
No.14866
>>14863
>>14864
yeah right la's I'll fucking do you in
No.14867
>>14866
I remember when people threatened to beat me up if I ever came to a theoretical meetup
they hate us cause they ain't us
No.14868
>>14867
you're next mate. You and your boyfriend are toast
No.14869
I too have decided to become hated on /britfeel/ by accompanying every post with the 80s post-punk, avant-garde ero-guro queen Jun Togawa.
No.14870
>>14868
I have over 300 confirmed Paki bashings under my belt nerd
come right the fuck at me
No.14871
>>14867
That's right m8. They hate us because they are not us.
No.14872
>>14869
that's very niche of you anon
I like it
No.14874
also lads just because I haven't updated you all in a while
I have now 100% confirmed that Yui, not Ritsu, is my waifu. Just to put any speculation on the topic to an end.
No.14875
I hate you all, I've said it before >>12611 and I'll say it again.
No.14877
>tfw better music and film taste than 99% of people. Fuck this is annoying.
No.14878
>>14875
I would point out that you're effectively doing the same thing as all the other twats by always posting Stannis, but you're cool
No.14879
>>14877
Taste is subjective m8 but I know I am better than you in all regards
No.14880
>>14878
Stannis is a shit
>cucking your religion out for some fire whore bullshit
lmao
No.14881
>>14877
>tfw pleb and proud of it
No.14882
No.14883
they finally cut the grass in the field near me thank fuck
I went for a walk with my dog and just ran around the field full speed for like 20 minutes, I felt like forrest gump. I felt great after.
No.14884
>>14882
not him but I listen exclusively to vaporwave, nightcore and distorted recordings of people being trampled to death during riots and other disastrous events
No.14885
>>14880
>not supporting the only God that has demonstrated actual power
>bowing to the "Seven" who do L I T E R A L L Y nothing ever
>supporting the claim of an incestuous monster over the rightful King
No.14886
>>14882
Andrei Tarkovsky is God.
No.14888
>>14885
>a heathen dark magic god
>a man with literally nothing interesting about him whatsoever
no thanks tim
No.14889
>>14888
>the rightful heir
>the greatest battle commander alive (confirmed in-universe)
>Burns those who do not bend the knee
>the only person to bother to help the Nights Watch
>Raised a smuggler to Lord and judges all men on their merit
>fewer
Yeah man nothing interesting whatsoever
No.14890
>>14889
but he's actually really boring
literally no personality
spends all his time getting cucked by the ugly fire priestess
No.14891
>>14890
who do you support then mate
No.14892
>>14891
Also he doesn't get cucked, he's cucking his wife WITH the fire priestess, who is hot as fuck
No.14893
>>14891
none of them because everyone I love in the series is dead.
No.14894
>>14893
>none
I guess the kingdom's just gonna rule itself huh
No.14895
>>14894
it's not real, anon.
No.14896
>>14895
then why even reply in the first place
No.14898
>>14897
you're pretty shit then I was enjoying the conversation
No.14899
>>14898
s-sorry anon
I'm just too tired to get into a big debate about Game of Thrones at the moment
I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.
No.14900
>>14898
I'm not getting involved, here is a nice, warm, loving picture instead.
No.14901
>>14899
>I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.
iktf
>>14900
It's a shame the show creators hate him
No.14903
>>14901
I've seen people claim that but no evidence.
No.14904
>>14899
>I'm too tired to do much of anything, ever, really.
It's a familiar feeling, especially today. I was supposed to shower and get my shit together after doing nothing for the last couple of days, but I ended up just being on the computer again, and even taking a nap between 5pm and 8pm. Completely wasted the day, and probably ruined my sleep pattern.
No.14905
>>14902
Enjoy your mature waifu for mature anime coinoussers such as yourself
Meanwhile I'll be having fun with a girl who not only has nothing in her heart but affection and fun, but also belongs to a show that is objectively the best piece of media of all time
No.14906
>>14903
read the books
Stannis gets shafted in the show
No.14907
No.14908
would stick my dick into this brownie lol
No.14909
No.14910
>>14904
Are you on any medication? I've been taking for over a week but I still just feel really apathetic about everything, got a follow up appoint,ent in a few days
No.14911
>>14908
would stick my dick into your eye socket after I cave your skull in lol
No.14913
>>14906
maybe because he is a straight edge white male
No.14914
>>14912
Kill yourself greencuck.
No.14916
Stop fighting boys or I'll turn this thread around
No.14917
I think we should get a new admin, he is quite hostile
No.14918
>>14910
>Are you on any medication?
Not for several years, but I've been trapped in the purgatory of depression and anxiety for most of the last decade. I will say I'm nowhere near as bad as I was in the past though, the last 7 years of my life (particularly the last 4) are just an undefinable blur of imageboards, games, anime, and sleeping.
No.14919
>>14917
that wasn't even me that just told you to kill yourself. If you have it in your head that it's just the "mean old admin" that's hostile to you, you're way off.
No.14920
>>14917
I recognized you by the pictures you keep using.
No.14921
anyone ever called the Samaritans?
No.14922
>>14921
Yeah, they were shit, I'm not good at talking on the phone, and the guy didn't say much either
No.14923
>>14918
a-atleast you have us mate
No.14924
>>14922
that reminds me of something
>back in school
>suffer hugely from anxiety among other things
>see GP about it
>she refers me to telephone counselling
>too scared to pick up the phone and talk so I never do it
stupid bitch, what was she even thinking?
No.14925
>>14921
They're just their to listen and call emergency services if they think you're going to hurt either yourself or someone else.
No.14926
>>14921
No, I have somewhat of a phobia of calling people, or answering the phone to anyone that isn't my immediate family.
No.14927
what about childline? Even if you're not a child
No.14929
>>14924
Possibly exposure therapy, but it's difficult to get anyone with avoidant tendencies to even start doing that kind of thing without already having some kind of therapy, support or epiphany.
No.14930
I WANT TO FUCK GIRLS AND KILL THE XENOS
No.14932
>>14928
You sound self-assertive enough that you might just make it happen, good luck potential normalfag.
No.14933
>>14932
thank you mate. I'm beginning to feel determined to make it happen. Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.
No.14934
>>14933
>Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.
Fuck IKTF
No.14936
$$The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog$$
No.14938
>>14933
>Then again it's easy to feel like that right before bedtime, a lot harder when you wake up in the morning and are free to act on it.
Everyday with me man, although I'm taking it a lot more seriously myself after having a quarter-life crisis earlier this year. It happened when I played HuniePop of all things, I wish I was kidding.
No.14940
>>14936
LaTeX was disabled sitewide many months ago, I think it was brought back on /b/ though.
No.14941
>>14937
Who thinks they are shortest here?
No.14942
>>14941
that tranny manlet
No.14943
>>14941
I'm pretty average I think
No.14944
>>14941
The poll had a couple people at below 5'6, how far below we don't know
No.14945
I'm also apparently the tallest as the only one above 6 foot
No.14946
No.14947
>>14946
I'm like 5 ft 11 1/2, so I can just say I'm 6 ft and nobody would question it.
No.14948
No.14949
>>14945
Are you the NatSoc giy? I always assumed he'd be tall for some reason
No.14950
>>14949
I think there are at least two NatSoc guys here because I'm one of them, and I'm 5'10 btw.
No.14951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slK7bNHIvZY
a-anyone want to watch this film with me? Its about a jap neet brother.
No.14952
No.14953
>>14952
I'm 3mins in i'll pause it for 2mins or so then continue it
No.14954
>>14953
Use a synch site m8.
No.14955
>>14950
I hope you realise Hitler supported the killing of all manlets such as yourself
No.14956
No.14957
>>14955
Hitler was 5 ft 8.
No.14958
>>14955
I'd die for the cause.
No.14959
>>14957
This is propaganda, hitler was actually 6'1", with 6' widely being compnsidered "king of manlets" in most academic circles at the time
He was certainly short, but he wasn't some 5'8" turbomanlet
No.14960
>>14942
I'm 5'8 actually, so not tall, but not a manlet
No.14961
No.14962
>>14961
You're a manlet
>6' - king of manlets
>5'8-11 - manlet
>5'7" or less - subhuman
No.14963
>>14941
Me an Sickgirl are both 5'2, I doubt theres anyone shorter than us.
No.14964
>>14962
B..but I'm average height
No.14965
>>14963
What happened to sickgirl? Didn't she vanish after getting doxed?
No.14966
>>14963
What is it like to be 5'2?
Are you a guy?
No.14967
>>14965
No, she had trouble with the captcha, and is probably stuck behind it again.
No.14968
should I get some omega 3 6 9 tablets?
No.14969
>>14968
Can't hurt.
Just don't give too much to the supplement jew.
No.14970
thanks again for watching the movie with me lads, good to have company
No.14971
>>14970
No problem, it was pretty fun. Would beat my mum to death and then sleep with her again.
No.14972
I'm off to bed, I can hear birds tweeting. No chance I'll be waking up early tomorrow.
Goodnight guys.
No.14973
>Played ARK until 6:30 in the morning again.
No regrets.
No.14974
No.14975
>tfw couldn't sleep last night because I was happy
>can't remember if it was a dream or not
No.14976
>>14975
I don't understand, are you saying you're not sure if your happiness was real or a dream?
No.14977
No.14978
w-wana watch this tonight lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9u23pKDq8
based on the dennis short we watched last night
No.14979
>>14977
But that makes no sense. Happiness is an emotion, either you felt it or you didn't. Whether or not it was a dream doesn't matter.
No.14980
>>14978
I missed last night's, would I still enjoy this?
No.14981
No.14982
Woke up at noon, had a shower, shave, changed my bedsheets, and went for a 15 minute walk around the block. My shit is officially somewhat together again.
No.14983
>>14980
yeah for sure, we watched a short that inspired this movie. You don't need to see it to understand anything so its all good.
No.14984
>>14980
The short is only 20 minutes long.
No.14985
No.14986
>>14979
Happiness isn't real if it's in a dream tho la'
No.14987
>>14986
If I have a nightmare and wake up sweating and my heart is pounding, that's real fear; it just wasn't a real situation.
If emotions generated by the mind weren't "real", we wouldn't have the concept of a pleasant / sad / scary / etc. dream or memory, and you'd have to cross out things like "nostalgia" from the dictionary.
No.14988
>>14987
>responding to Ia'
No.14989
>>14988
I'll respond to anything I think I can add to that isn't completely mindless shitposting. If nothing else, it lets lurkers know there are other posters around.
No.14990
>>14978
I will join, if it's not so late this time. I'm getting into a good routine so would like to be in bed for 12
No.14991
Does anyone know why a folder would disappear, despite still actually being there?
Like say in my images folder, I had a "folder A". All of a sudden this folder disappeared, and when you tried to access it via "Users\anon\images\Folder A" it states that it doesn't exist. But if you use the search function in the images folder "Folder A" appears and is listed as being in the images folder. It's not hidden.
I've tried googling this but the only results are for the opposite problem
No.14992
>>14991
GCHQ ARE ON THE WAY. RUN LAD.
No.14993
>>14991
Are you certain it disappeared and your eyes aren't just missing it? It's happened to me more than a few times when the file/folder was just positioned in some kind of mental blind spot, so that's why I ask.
Try typing the first couple of letters when focused on explorer's background (not the search box). If it's there it will be selected, and if it isn't you will hear an error ding. Beyond that I'm not sure, you might have to post some (censored where relevant) screenshots.
No.14994
No.14995
>>14993
>Are you certain it disappeared and your eyes aren't just missing it?
yes. When I went to upload an image on here, and it defaults to the most recent folder you used, it came up with an error saying the specified folder couldn't be found. It's not there.
Yet it still shows up when I search for it.
No.14996
>>14995
When it comes in the search, right click and select "Open folder location". Does it take you to where you believe the folder is located?
No.14997
>>14996
ok wow so it turns out it had been inadvertently moved into a totally different folder. Yet the search "URL" at the top showed it still in the original folder. No clue how that happened, but anyway thanks anon
No.14998
Fucking hell, haven't posted in the thread all day. Just been watching star trek and eating fruit in bed lads. Nearly at 15kGET too, don't make it a shit one alright
No.14999
No.15001
No.15003
I'm guessing Board owner disabled them then? Well done if so. I'm tired of them starting useless threads, dont want our history falling off the last page.
No.15005
>>15003
they'll be here for the 22222, of that we can be sure
No.15006
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I had this lined up but my internet cut out.
"15,000 for Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith."
No.15007
>>15004
>>15000 is nothing special, it's just trips, so nobody from outside would have been after it. I think someone here just made the post and then deleted it because no fun allowed.
No.15008
>>15007
In truth, I posted in another thread to try and get the 15000 in this thread, but then >>14999 posted right before me so it ended up being the GET itself. Deleted in shame
No.15009
>>15008
So a tryhard ruined it for everyone? Typical.
No.15010
>>15008
Ah, an all-round failure on everyone's behalf then. We're all on here for a reason I guess.
Had to type this out twice because I accidentally pressed Ctrl+W before hitting reply, fuck everything.
No.15011
>>15009
where do you think we are
No.15012
>>15011
In hell of course.
No.15013
Brit/pol/ is not only dead but also incredibly hostile so I am posting this here in hope of a better reception.
>mai waifu streams
>has a mumble with her gaming chums
>some random guy joins it
>immediately starts being friendly with her and making her laugh and making sex jokes and stuff
>she reciprocates
You have no idea how mad I am right now. I don't even have a reaction face that does my anger justice.
No.15015
No.15016
>>15013
We know how to deal with streamers lad, post it.
Also:
>having a streamer waifu
All streamers are whores, especially the women.
Wouldn't be surprised if she is a coal burner lol.
No.15017
>>15016
She's not a coal burner and doesn't put ads and shit on her streams. Doesn't do it often either.
She's different to the others.
No.15018
>>15016
>tbeeh is filtered
you've rustled me too many times
No.15019
No.15020
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Give this a go lads lol
Feeling flexible as fuck after doing it
No.15021
>>14998
Atleast you have been eating fruit. I am proud of you la
No.15022
>>15013
Brit/pol/ is dead because of NEET shitposters - all the good posters have been driven away. As a NEET I am disgusted by the behaviour of my fellow losers.
No.15023
What time do you want to watch teddy bear lads?
No.15024
>>15020
Lend us a foam roller and a lacrosse ball and I might.
No.15025
>>15022
Yeah, I have given up on talking politics there. I recently took control of /britpol/ and hope to get an Anti-EU campaign running there eventually.
I guess the best case scenario would be all those NEETs moving here. More bantz here and more politics there,
No.15026
>>15025
I imagine Brit/pol/ will pick up again closer to the referendum. The shitposters tend to be drowned out when there's some political meat for everyone to get stuck into.
No.15027
No.15028
>>15026
If /pol/ gets some good moderation finally, it will immediately ban brit/pol/, I just know it.
No.15029
>>15028
Forgot to post Jun
>tfw bad at avatarfagging
No.15030
>>15013
iktf
>spend months trying to get close to a girl
>some twat seems to get further than you within minutes
No.15031
>>15029
>avatarfagging
Stop.
No.15033
>>15030
If it takes you months to get a girl then it's time to move on. Girls just want confident chads that will swoop them off their feet and fuck them tenderly.
No.15034
>>15030
Women like being mistreated
No.15035
>>15033
Either that or, if they learn to value your friendship, they will be unwilling to move on to dating and risk it. Remember that women are more risk-averse than men.
No.15036
Cast your verdict on avatarfagging
http://strawpoll.me/4578621
No.15037
>>15036
I only think it's inappropriate when the girl is 3D.
No.15038
>>15032
>mfw when people willingly choose to make themselves easier to dox on an anonymous imageboard
No.15039
No.15040
>>15038
>mfw when people get buttfrustrated over pictures posted on an anonymous imageboard
No.15041
>>15040
not him, but it's not about the images. It's about people feeling the need to single themselves out on an anonymous imageboard. It's akin to tripfagging which this board is completely against.
No.15043
>>15042
That looks decent actually, might watch it another time
No.15044
>>15042
https://cytu.be/ might be better? It's a darker screen and the chat is next to the video instead of below it
No.15045
>>15044
I'd rather cytube too.
No.15046
>>15044
>>15045
going to register and it'll be up quick
No.15047
I'm watching a documentary on Japan, not even a wee abou 2bh. It's a pretty cool looking country
No.15048
No.15049
No.15050
>tfw lonely and angry and horny all at once
No.15051
>>15049
get in here lads we're watching a NEET doc
No.15052
This doc on Japan is amazing
They're showing fireflies right nao
No.15054
>you will never be mexican
>you will never tell your amigo to 'ayyy cool it essay'
No.15055
>>15054
>you will never be mexican
>you will always be white
No.15056
>>15054
>you'll never be Mexican
Somehow I think I'll live
No.15057
>>15053
update: I managed it
night fellas
No.15058
>>15057
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.15059
>>15057
Thanks for telling us mate…
No.15060
>>15057
I had a nice wank earlier too. I didn't try to force it out like I normally do.
No.15061
wanna see Jurassic World but no one to see it with
No.15062
>>15060
Why'd you force yourself?
No.15063
>>15061
Go by yourself, your just sitting in a dark room anyway
No.15064
No.15065
We're watching bbc show about young people doing tough jobs, join us if you want
https://cytu.be/r/BRIT_FEEL
No.15066
>>15062
wat? you either force it out to jizz quickly or you stroke it until you jizz naturally
No.15067
I'm gonna head off to bed, might be a difficult night though seeing as I finished off a box of chocolates while watching the stream. I could easily stay up all night if I wanted, but I have an appointment at 12:30 tomorrow and I still haven't done the task they set me (preparing-for-the-workplace thing, still don't know what to call it).
Goodnight guys.
No.15068
No.15069
>>15066
I mean why force it? You pressed for time or something?
No.15070
>>15069
to orgasm faster obviously
No.15071
i played video games with my waifu earlier
shit was cool
im going to marry her one day
No.15072
>>15071
my next task is to actually talk to her 1 on 1 and get her to add me on steam or something
after that we become close friends
then meet irl
then cuddles
No.15073
No.15074
>>15072
>close friends
>cuddles
you got to flirt with her don't be a friend be a player ayy
No.15075
>>15072
is this the streamer?
gizzus the channel m8
No.15076
>>15075
>>15073
>pix
>gizzus the channel m8
LOL
Why the fuck would I do that?
She's MINE!
She gets almost no viewers on her Twitch either. She used to get more but was so irregular with doing it that they all left. I was the only one talking to her too. She really is all mine.
No.15077
>>15076
I'm gonna find her and make her my bf before you la ;)
No.15079
>>15077
w-why did admin change G-F to bf
No.15081
How has everyone been doing today? I bought all the classic Fallouts earlier so I haven't posted, played Fallout 1 for 8 hours straight.
>>15072
what game did you play with her?
No.15082
Whenever some normie says 'real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.' I want to fucking kill them. It's the most normalfag saying ever.
No.15083
>>15080
Wish those were my hands
No.15084
>>15083
bit gay to be honest.
No.15085
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>>15084
A "bit"?
I need to step up my game.
No.15086
>>15079
I didn't, must have been a Freudian slip, faggot
No.15087
>>15077
Classic Green voter
Isn't it shameful in Bangladeshi culture to be gay though?
>dubs never lie
No.15088
>was right next to my oneitus this morning
>had the ideal opportunity to finally speak to her, to say good morning, or anything
>stared at the floor until she left
Just fucking end it
No.15089
>>15088
I know the feeling man, I got sat next to the girl I fancied at school in year 10 for several months in chemistry. I couldn't say a single word the whole time and only made her think I was a complete weirdo.
Wish I could give you some advice, but my social anxiety has only gotten worse since then.
No.15090
>>15089
It's one of those things I pictured in my head. That moment our paths meet and I strike up a conversation and it just goes on from there.
But then my stupid idiot self just clams up completely.
>self-loathing intensifies
No.15091
>>15090
Yeah I know exactly what you mean, when I'm at home by myself I'm always creating social scenarios in my head and I'm able to "perform" just fine, but in the real world I freeze up, can't say a word and just stare at the floor.
If I knew how to not be like that in every social situation I'd let you know, but I've just spent the last 7 years in my bedroom binging on escapism to avoid facing society and the outside world. Likely the worst person you could possibly be talking to for something like this.
No.15092
Morning lads. Just got back from the farm shop and it's now manned by poles.
Quality produce but I can't stand them so in future I will shop elsewhere.
No.15093
No.15094
No.15095
Tuna sandwich and ready salted crisps for lunch.
What you having?
No.15096
>>15095
Chocolate weetabix minis m8
No.15097
My omega 3 came. Don't lile the fishy smell of the capsules t b h
No.15098
>>15095
Just eating a custard donut.
>>15096
I've been having them for breakfast recently, had the banana ones this morning.
No.15099
So apparently it's fine to ban UKIPs LGBT group from pride because UKIP are all evil racists.
http://howupsetting.com/2015/06/07/solidarity-betrayed-ukip-and-pride/
Why couldn't I just be normal? There's so many SJWs in the community
No.15100
>>15099
This is good really, more and more white male homosexuals are getting pushed to the right now that left wing politics are no longer necessary to safeguard their basic human rights. The more the mainstream LGBT community becomes hostile towards dissent the more gays will come to the right, and the more that happens the less people will be able to levy accusations of homophobia against us.
No.15101
>>15099
Communities centred around sexual preference + gender fuckery are retarded. Join a community centred around a hobby or personal interest instead, and not one created specifically to exclude whoever is the most "bigoted, homophobic, racist and sexist" group this week.
No.15102
>>15100
Hell, even as an ftm I feel excluded, cause I'm straight and white, and obviously just transitioning for that sweet male privilege
No.15103
>>15101
I'm not actively in it, just friends with some retards on fb who share stuff like this
No.15104
>>15102
>being a NEET shitposter when you could climb the ranks of UKIP with those sweet tranny diversity points
you're wasting your potential lad
No.15105
>tfw trying to order clothes for my transition period between obese and normal
honestly i wish i could just stay inside until i'm happy with my weight. Nothing fits right and anything i do buy now will be useless in a few months.
No.15106
just at a high protein cookie, had 40g of protein in it
tasted like shit t b h
No.15108
Das Boot was great.
>tfw you will NEVER work on a German Sub in WWII
Now this is a feel I cannot handle.
No.15109
>that feel when your sad and lonely and angry and it feels like someone punched you in the stomach
No.15110
>>15108
>look how patriotic I am!
>o-oh but I supported Germany in WWII
No.15111
>>15110
I don't understand.
No.15112
>>15104
If I went into politics I'd have to talk to people though
No.15113
No.15114
>>15113
I don't go out so I wouldn't know.
No.15115
>>15113
no, they've been wearing those tight as fuck jean shorts for years. nothing new
No.15116
>>15113
>https://strawpoll.me/4585702
need an option for don't go out don't know
No.15117
>>15113
Haven't seen any, but they usually seem worse on the rare occasion I do see one, so I put yes.
No.15118
>>15113
Where did you get this?
There are 22 votes.
No.15119
if Katy Perry was lying on your bed would you have sex with her?
No.15120
>>15118
I was just about to ask the same thing, it didn't gain all those votes in that space of time from here
No.15121
No.15122
>>15119
I don't fornicate with liars
No.15123
>>15119
I think she's pretty gross, so no
No.15124
>>15119
No, I hate the bimbo look.
No.15125
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No.15128
No.15129
>>15128
keep slags on 4chan teebeeaych
No.15130
>>15129
keep shitposters on 4chan tbh
No.15133
>>15129
>>15130
Both of these are agreeable.
No.15134
>you will never be a #LAD
not sure whether this is a good feel or not
No.15135
Should I have a coffee lads
I know it's late but I'm feeling like a madman
No.15136
>>15134
It's a good feel, lads are unbearable. They do have a few positive traits that would be nice to have though; confidence, assertiveness, able to make friends, get girlfriends, etc.
No.15138
No.15139
>>15135
Do it you absolute M A D M A N
No.15140
drinking a 500ml bottle of 1664 to myself la's
No.15141
>>15140
Do us a favour and kill yourself la
No.15142
No.15143
>>15142
Not at all. I'm trying to do you a favour.
No.15144
>>15143
relax m8, smoke a dooby
No.15145
>>15144
Weed is for losers lol m8. It's not so bad if you smoke it occasionally with m8s; but I'm assuming you don't.
No.15146
>>15145
>it's not bad if you smoke it with m8s
what are you? a normie?
No.15147
>>15146
I'm getting there, but I've some way to go. I'm just pointing out how desperately pathetic it is to be a shut-in and a stoner.
No.15148
>>15147
fair enough la, i respect your opinion
No.15149
>>15142
>bit hostile l o l
What's so funny la
No.15150
No.15152
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>tfw the wordfilter is no match for non greencucks
Feels good tbh.
No.15153
I'm off to bed, don't want to lie in tomorrow. Not for any reason in particular, I just think it's a good habit to get into, I feel pretty good when I wake up before 10am. Goodnight guys.
No.15154
>>15152
I know that feel tbh
greencuck BTFO
No.15155
>>15153
good idea, night m8
No.15156
No.15158
>>15156
you're ramping the shitposting up to 11 today mate
No.15159
>>15158
disagree, he's being about as annoying as any other day
No.15160
>coldsteel will never tell you its nothin personnel
why live
No.15161
No.15162
>>15159
if he was actually this bad constantly he would have been perma'd long ago
No.15163
>>15162
I admit I've been taking it to the max this week. Have anxiety atm and shitposting is like escapism Init.
No.15164
>>15163
shitpost in the other thread, they can't ban you there , btw I'm a cunt
No.15165
>>15164
> btw I'm a cunt
I will never get bored of that
No.15166
No.15167
No.15168
So I'm 50 hours in, the worst part is I want to move servers as the one I'm on right now is really inactive, but dont wanna lose my 32 level progress.
No.15169
>>15168
>all progress is locked to one server
Is this usual in games? Seems pretty stupid.
No.15170
Got prescribed diazepam for anxiety by my doc
No.15171
just back from the doctor's lads
how is everyone?
Antidepressants seem to be working, downgraded from suicidal to edgy tumblr nihilism
No.15172
>>15171
we both went to the docs at the same time. >>15170
pretty mental
No.15173
>>15172
we're doctor buddies now anon~
No.15174
>>15171
I'm alright, just had breakfast, I had the banana weetabix crispy minis again.
I've got the hiccups though, I had them for hours yesterday too. No idea what's causing them.
No.15175
>>15172
Absolute madmen, the both of you.
No.15176
>>15171
Just got in from a walk. Needed to go outside. My savings are dwindling and I can't get a job lads.
No.15177
>>15176
>I can't get a job lads.
Why not?
No.15178
>>15169
There's a way to upload from/download to but the admin of the new server doesnt allow it because "dont like cheats and stuff"
No.15179
>>15178
>joining an autists server
Sorry bro but you should have seen this coming
No.15180
>woke up at half 8 to go to the doctors
>sleep for like 5 hours as soon as I get back
fuck sake
No.15182
>tfw normal sleep schedule
Feels ok
No.15183
>>15182
>feels okay
>tfw even the good things in your life don't feel good anymore
No.15184
>when I first meet people I'm really reserved
> they tend to think I'm OK but just really quiet
>over time I start to feel more comfortable around them and start acting myself
>tfw after that they just slowly grow to hate me and avoid me permanently
Who /fundamentallyunlikeable/ here?
No.15185
>>15184
I get the opposite, I think
>who knows
No.15186
>>15184
Me, definitely.
It's only gotten harder too, when I was a kid I could chat about any old shit and get along, but after I left school everyone I've come across only talks about things I either have no experience with or hate (jobs, cars, friends, girlfriends, nights out, drinking, drugs, mainstream music / films / games, food, etc).
On here I can dip out of conversations I know nothing about and everyone else is none the wiser, but when I was at college standing near the same 10 - 15 people every break, it quickly became obvious to them that I was "the weird guy that never talks". Then they start bonding and shit, going off in each other's cars to the shops or whatever, while I'd be standing on my own staring at the car park for the next 30 - 45 minutes. I just wanted to die most days.
That went on for 3 years, and after that (finished in 2011) I just completely dropped out of society and "the real world" altogether and stayed in my room talking to no one but my mum and dad occasionally. I don't even know what people in their twenties are like.
No.15187
we've been dead the last few days
No.15188
>>15186
I managed to destroy every friendship I made at Uni. Now at the end of it, I have like one friend. All the rest have since stopped talking to me.
That one friend is my housemate, when will leave (end of this month) that will be probably that,
No.15189
>>15187
hasn't it basically always been like this?
The issue is half the posters post during the day/evening and the other half post late at night/the early hours
No.15190
The shit about UKIP LGBT being banned from pride is blowing up on my fb atm an everyone is being a smug wanker about how they got those evil kippers out. I want to say something to them but I'm too much of a coward
No.15191
>>15188
I don't have any friends at uni either, there's people I see in lectures and say hi to sometimes, but no one I talk to outside of that
No.15192
>>15190
Why are you around these people?
No.15193
>>15190
if you're the tranny then go for it, bonus points if the person you call out is a cis white girl
if you're not the tranny then go for it anyways because it's not like you leave your room so there's not much they can do to you
No.15194
>>15193
I am, but I'm truscum, so they hate me anyway, I might still do it though.
No.15195
>>15192
Because when I was young and stupid I got involved in the LGBT community (before it was fully taken over by SJWs) and now I'm too much of an awkward spaz to admit I think they're all idiots
No.15196
>>15195
>LGBT community
>before SJWs
No.15197
>>15196
yeah, unless he's over the age of 40, I doubt it
No.15198
>>15197
>taken over by
We still had them but there were sane people too, not so much anymore
No.15199
>>15194
>truscum
I had to google that to be sure
so you're going to have flippity floppity pangenderqueer nonbinary snowflakes telling you to check your privilege even though they're actually just straight (or maybe bi) attention seeking girls? Just go full redpill mate, you don't need those kind of shitters in your life. Use your newfound testosterone and go full alpha
No.15200
my arms are starting to get bigger and Im starting to see my pecks a little feels good lads
No.15201
time for my midweek bath
how often do you guys get squeaky clean?
>less than once a week: No-hoper
>1-2 times a week: Robot
>3-4 times a week: Cyborg
>5+ times a week: Normie
No.15202
>>15201
Between 2008 and January 2015, about once every 2 to 4 weeks yes, weeks, sometimes longer, rarely shorter. Since January this year, I've been trying to shower every two days (3 or 4 days a week), but I usually end up missing the odd days, so it's more like 2 or 3 times a week.
No.15203
>>15202
You must stink of shit
No.15205
>>15199
Yeah, it's shitty, but thanks mate, I'll try
No.15206
>>15201
Squeaky clean not very often, but I hop under the shower most days to wake me up
No.15207
>>15203
Back then, most likely, I didn't use deodorant and I would just stay in the same pair of pyjamas from one shower until the next.
But not now, I don't know what other people are like but I don't really start to smell until a week has passed at least, I just get oily skin and greasy hair.
No.15208
>>15204
that guy is way too normie for me
I like the hodgetwins. They're actually very quiet guys IRL.
No.15209
>>15208
you're not fooling anyone, normie shit
No.15210
No.15211
>>15210
made this just for you
No.15212
just had to sit on the toilet for half a hour
>dat burning sensation after a fap
No.15213
>>15212
Ouch man, I know how painful that can be, and it feels like it goes on forever.
I really must look into what this is and why it happens some time, a load of us seemed to know that feel the last time it was brought up.
No.15214
>>15213
I get it like 40% of the time I fap probably. Sometimes I'll go days without it happening. I used to get it all the time as a teenager, I would always fap before sleeping but then I wouldn't be able to sleep cos my dink was sore. Errtime.
No.15215
>>15214
Yeah it's the same with me, at least when I was still fapping once or twice a day. It happened about 1 in 5 times for me, but sometimes I'd go months without, and others it would be everyday.
Closest thing I can find is "Non-gonococcal urethritis": http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Non_specific_urethritis/Pages/Introduction.aspx
>a painful or burning sensation when urinating
>the tip of the penis feeling irritated and sore
>a white or cloudy discharge from the tip of the penis
>It is possible for NGU to have a non-infectious cause. This is when something else leads to the urethra becoming inflamed.
>Non-infectious causes of NGU include:
>irritation from a product used in the genital area – such as soap, deodorant or spermicide
>damage to the urethra caused by vigorous sex or masturbation, or by frequently squeezing the urethra – some men may do this if they are worried they have an infection
>damage to the urethra caused by inserting an object into it, such as a catheter – this can be done during an operation in hospital
No.15216
>>15213
Aye, I thought I was some kind of freak before finding out a bunch of other people suffer the ol' acid dick.
Now I know at least there are other freaks.
No.15217
>tfw bored and can't find a good stream to watch
r i p m e
No.15218
Finally sorted out my sisters laptop earlier, her and my mum have been nagging at me for a week and a half to do it, but I kept putting it off. Turns out I only had to uninstall some bloatware and update the drivers, but what it really needs is more RAM. Windows 7 can't run on 2GB for shit.
I'm off to bed now though, goodnight guys.
No.15219
No.15220
Addicted to christmas cake
Halp
No.15221
>>15220
As in literal cake or older women?
No.15222
>>15216
If it's only just after wanking maybe you're squeezing too hard
No.15223
>>15221
Fruit cake's fucking gross, marzipan's nice though.
And milfs are great
No.15224
Morning lads. A bright sunny day for a bright sunny new you.
I've got a job interview today and I've just cooked myself a big breakfast. How are you all doing?
No.15225
>>15224
Morning, I got up at 10, had breakfast downstairs for a change, then had a shower. Now I'm just lazing around, might go for a walk once my hair has dried seeing as it's nice out.
Good luck with the interview, what sort of work is it for?
No.15226
>>15224
Hello mate
Same old for me, the daily grind
>girl said good morning to me earlier
>tfw I start imagining our life together
No.15227
>>15225
>>15226
It's a software testing role.
Also Chrisopher Lee has died.
Anyone fancy watching lotr?
No.15228
>Sun is fucking shining
>Steam Summer Sale starts today
I'm feeling positive! It's going to be a good day today. How are you all, friends?
No.15229
No.15230
>>15228
About to go to the gym in a bit, then I might drive to waitrose and look at waitrose girl
No.15231
>>15227
>>15228
>Sir Christopher Lee is dead
My smile and optimism: gone
No.15232
>>15231
fuck man, this makes me sad
RIP Saruman
No.15233
>>15231
>lived to 93
>played roles in some of the biggest movies of all time
>stayed lucid and able bodied right until the end
>shanked people in WW2
He lived literally the best life anyone could ever have lived ever
No.15234
Well I've got an inperson interview lads. Actually took the phone interview today on the toilet.
They've sent me some forms to fill in, equal opportunities is one of them
>transsexual listed as sexual orientation
>mental disability (please specify) an actual option
>rastafarian is on the religion list
Sometimes I just want to fill these in with fucking retarded answers
No.15235
>>15234
Also why do they always sent it in PDF, the worst format for editing known to man
No.15236
>>15234
Also why do they always sent it in PDF, the worst format for editing known to man
No.15237
>>15228
I went for a 35 minute walk, then made myself a sandwich and ate it in the garden. I'm still out here on my tablet, glad I went for a walk when I did because it's way too hot for that now.
No.15238
>>15234
Pro-tip, put down that you're gay. Free diversity points that they can't disprove.
No.15239
>>15233
He was still acting, he still had more to give.
No.15240
>>15238
>not part Pakistani FtM trans radical muslim
No.15241
>>15240
They'll suss that you aren't paki from the look/smell. And if you claim to be Muslim you'll have to keep up the act of being an insufferable cunt the entire time you work there, otherwise they'll realise you aren't really a muslim
You may get by on the FTM thing if you're short and your hands are small enough
No.15242
>>15241
'Prefer not to say' it is
No.15243
took my dog out for a walk along the coast lads, the rockpools were absolutely teaming with life
just in time too, because I massive wall of mist is rolling in from the sea, you could already see it hitting the town lighthouse on my way home.
>>15239
C'est la vie mon ami, he had a good life.
No.15244
>>15241
If you want to pretend to be ftm I can give you pointers, just say you got on hormones real early and no one will be able to tell
No.15245
>tfw natural mesomorph
If only I had any motivation to get in shape.
No.15246
>>15245
I'm so much of a lazy piece of shit I don't even know what I am
No.15248
>>15247
That's a shame, today has been really nice outside. Were you up late or did you just sleep forever?
No.15249
>>15248
Both, I went to sleep at 3am which is the usual time and I also slept forever.
No.15250
>>15227
>you will never watch Christopher Lee's Christmas message ever again
No.15251
>>15250
Wasn't it a New Years message he did?
I hope he pre-recorded at least one.
No.15252
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No.15253
>>15252
>shit tier websites always pick up on stale memes that have been a thing for years
stop the presses
No.15254
going to the gym has boosted my sex drive so much. I would used to fap like once or twice every 2 weeks. Now I just want to fap all the time.
No.15255
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>>15254
Strange, I never did any exercise at all for years but I was always craving to fap at least twice a day.
No.15256
>>15253
Don't get me wrong, I just didn't realise it was anything outside of int/brit/.
No.15257
>>15255
Pretty sure I was low test as well, that's why.
Or maybe it's all the girls doing squats.
No.15258
playing CKII, for the first time with all the DLC pirated
>A Jewish exile has turned up at your court
>He would make a fine chancellor
ruh roh
No.15259
No.15260
No.15261
>tfw haven't said la' or lol in 2 days
No.15262
>>15260
I wish he was my uncle or something
No.15263
No.15264
who /autismposture/
mine is similar to the 2nd pic
No.15265
>>15264
I'm the one in the direct middle of this pic
No.15266
>>15264
I remember an autist with that exact middle posture.
No.15267
>>15266
loads of autists have that posture, mine isn't as bad as the pic but it's pretty bad. Most of the time I have to suck my ass cheeks in when I walk about in public to straighten my spine.
No.15268
>>15265
I'm mostly that middle one too, and my arse kind of sticks out behind me and my knees are usually locked when I'm standing.
I've been trying to correct it, but it's difficult with no muscle/strength or anything. I have to really force myself to keep my arse forward, knees unlocked, chin inwards and head upright, and it can ache a fair bit after a while.
No.15269
I'm off to bed, today was a really nice day. I'd like to go for a long walk again tomorrow, but the forecast says it's going to rain. It was wrong about that last Friday though, so who knows.
Goodnight guys.
No.15270
No.15271
>mum's boyfriend has invited me out hunting
oh god
they're going to take me out in the woods and get me out of the picture aren't they?
No.15272
No.15273
No.15274
Eating millions for the first time since I was a kid, not as good as I remember lol
No.15275
>>15274
l o l
I'm not even that guy
No.15276
>>15273
small game, squirrel, wood pidgeon, rabbit.
if I enjoy it I might get to try deer stalking too
No.15277
No.15278
>>15271
>hunting
Is he posh / well off? The best my mum's boyfriend has offered to take me is a karaoke night down the pub. Naturally I declined, I don't sing, drink, or socialise.
I don't know why but my mum always seems to bag useless men that have no money, work shit jobs, and can't drive (excluding my dad, he's done alright). The current one in particular, this household has been completely dysfunctional ever since he moved in.
No.15279
>>15276
Sounds fun, and at least with small things they can't shoot you by "mistake". Probably
No.15280
>>15278
He's either posh or a poacher
No.15281
>>15278
>>15280
He's not massively well off I don't think, he was a Captain in the Royal Marines and then spent the rest of his life as a teacher, has a nice house though, bang on middle of middle class I'd have to say, which is a trade up because I'm lower middle class.
He did recently attend a country estate banquet, though, so maybe he's more high society than I thought.
No.15282
>>15271
>Now lad, on to what we're hunting. I've seen a lot of normalfags in the nearby nandos, they need to be put down.
No.15283
>>15281
You can be posh without being rich
No.15284
Just poured myself a bowl of the chicken stock I'd been making lads, had boiled a carcass for six straight hours and it tasted amazing. The bones were so soft they literally melted in my mouth, fuck I love marrow.
>>15282
a man can dream
>>15283
I always imagined him as being quite rough around the edges, but that having been said I haven't actually met him so who knows. He killed potatoniggers during the troubles so he sounds pretty alright to me
No.15285
>>15284
Is going hunting with him the first time you'll meet?
Also jealous of the chicken, I'm just eating leftover pizza atm
No.15286
>>15271
You should shoot him instead of the animals. Cruel pussy hole.
No.15287
All my housemates are moving out tomorrow, university is over. I'm here for all weekend though, once I move home I have no plans for the future at all. I have to enter the real world. I dont want to do this guys.
No.15288
>>15285
it is
>>15286
fuck off greencuck you fucking slug
No.15289
>>15288
Hope it goes well.
And where did the slug thing come from?
Also are you a vegan or something green?
No.15290
>>15289
Just think killing a defenceless animal is pretty pathetic
unless you plan on eating it
No.15291
>>15289
Thanks anon, somebody just called him a slug once and it kinda stuck.
No.15292
>>15290
of course we're going to eat it you fucking faggot
No.15293
>>15292
I want pics of you eating it to prove it
No.15294
>>15293
I don't have to prove anything to you
In fact I might even shoot one and not eat it just for your sarky-ass comment.
No.15295
>>15294
you don't have the balls
No.15296
Gavin McInnes is my favourite person.
No.15297
>>15295
we'll see "la" :v)
No.15299
>>15298
you know the average deer has the intelligence of a 4 year old child
can't wait to get my hands on one "lol" haha :v)
gonna shoot for the leg so it bleeds out, no quick kills for them
haha
la'
:v)
No.15300
>>15299
1/10 try again.
you know what happens on hunting trips? gay sex. better prep thy butthole la
No.15301
>>15300
Yes it's much better to buy lowest quality halal chicken soaked in capsicum from Pakis innit you yeasty slug
No.15302
Morning lads, it may be dark and wet outside, but don't let it dampen you within. Have a good day.
Got a job interview in a few hours, only had the phone interview yesterday, mildly shitting myself. It could start as early as Monday.
No.15303
>>15302
Good luck m80 hope it goes well, is it a good job you're going for?
No.15304
So everyone's leaving today, one's already gone and there's one left, I've got until the 14th alone in the house.
Taking myself to see a movie after, treat myself and all that.
No.15305
>tfw vidya doesn't excite/entertain me anymore
>tfw my standards have grown higher and higher and nothing seems to fill the void
I feel like an alcoholic that used to get drunk off a couple drinks, but now I feel no satisfaction even after an entire bottle of vodka
No.15306
>>15305
I know the feeling, I hit that point around 5 or 6 years ago.
My advice is stick to older games, and limit the amount of games you have access to. When you have several thousand other games at hand you know you could be playing instead, you'll just feel like you're wasting your time by playing one that doesn't seem to be your super favourite ultimate GOTYAY. Make it a point to focus on one game in particular before moving on, don't play the first level of several games one after the other in a single sitting, you'll get burnt out, lose interest, and just feel empty inside.
I had a great time about two years ago just playing through LoZ for a few days with nothing but the game, the manual a requirement for most games of that era, and some paper and pencils to make my own map. That was some of the most fun I'd had with vidya for years.
No.15307
>>15306
I did the same with Zelda II, it was absolutely amazing. I think another point is to actually mark games as done, try not to replay stuff unless some time has passed, and dont be afraid to give something up if it's genuinely terrible, or is taking too many hours from you. Stuff like multiplayer games like TF2, or games that dont really end like FTL or binding of isaac.
No.15308
>>15306
Come to think of it, possibly one of the reasons I don't enjoy games as much anymore is that I don't really ever play them blind anymore. I hate getting things "wrong" in games so I end up looking online for all the answers, how to build my character and all the best outcomes (mostly applies to RPGs but to a lesser extent most games) instead of just playing and enjoying it for what it is.
No.15309
>>15307
I really liked Zelda II as well, I got pretty far but I don't think I ever beat it in the end.
>>15308
>I hate getting things "wrong" in games
I'm the same in that regard, but I never use walkthroughs or guides unless it's something that came with the game. Due to that, I usually end up hating RPGs, strategy/tactics games, and other games with lots of one-time-only choices, character builds/stats, thousands of different items with little indication on whether I need them or not, and anything else those types of games have. See: every game released within the last few years.
That sort of thing just makes me frustrated more than anything else, so I stick to games where the goal is to use simple pieces to overcome difficult challenges, rather than the challenge being figuring out what the pieces are, how they work, and which ones are best for a game that could be anywhere between 20 and 100 hours long.
I still recommend playing everything blind though, even if just so you can properly critique the way the game or the game's materials teach you how to play.
No.15310
what's everyone had for lunch lads? I had a fruit cocktail because lolnoappetite
the mango was subpar but the pineapple and passionfruit was top notch
No.15311
>>15310
I had a turkey sandwich and one of these.
No.15312
Just got back from the interview lads. I am now gainfully employed as a game tester.
The fun and games ends now.
No.15313
>>15312
h-how did you get that job
c-can you get me one
No.15314
>>15313
This is going to sound terrible but the best advice is to live near the studio. I have enough experience in this field but the money and security aren't good so you can rarely afford to move out and live off it.
It's also only a fun job when the dev goes wrong and you have nothing to do. I've been paid hours before to just watch videos on youtube and drink tea.
good luck
No.15315
>>15314
Where do you look for these jobs?
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No.15317
>>15314
You bastard, I am well jealous
No.15318
>>15317
listening to black sabbath and doing yoga stretches ayylmao
No.15319
>>15316
not
I meant to say fruit salad, not cocktail
No.15320
>>15318
Dickhead.
Still I hope it goes well
No.15321
>>15320
didn't mean to reply to you in that post fuck face
thanks
No.15322
how do I become a Buddhist?
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No.15325
>>15322
Go to your nearest temple and give the Bhikkhu a firm handshake
No.15326
>>15325
are there any in the UK?
No.15327
>>15322
tattoo a buddist symbol on your arm
No.15328
Just got done with a security course lads. By next week I should be licensed to be a security guard. I'm not sure what to do with myself now; I still don't have any m8s and it doesn't feel right just sitting at my computer anymore.
No.15329
>>15315
gamedevmap.com lists all the studios
or go on indeed and type in 'game tester', 'game qa' etc
No.15330
>>15326
of course there is, there's got to be several in london alone.
No.15331
>>15328
I've always thought of being a security guard as a great job for me but I don't know how to get into it.
No.15332
>>15328
Nice one mate. My mum's boyfriend is a security guard, in fact I had to lend him the money to renew and upgrade his SIA license, a part of which he still owes me.
>it doesn't feel right just sitting at my computer anymore
Any particular reason why?
No.15333
Who else /drinkingalone/ here? what you lovely lads drinking
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No.15337
>>15331
Ask at the jobcentre about SIA training. You'll do a week-long course including some physical demonstration techniques, then you'll have a few exams to do.
>>15332
Because I've just spent the last week having a schedule and interacting with people; it feels strange just coming home and sitting here now.
No.15338
>>15337
>Because I've just spent the last week having a schedule and interacting with people; it feels strange just coming home and sitting here now.
Ah right. I've not really been around people or had a schedule for two or more days in a row since I left school, so I can't say I know that feel.
No.15339
>learn to drive
>suddenly you become the family taxi service
I chose this hell
No.15340
>>15339
It's still worth being able to drive though, right? Sometimes I think it would be nice if I could drive.
No.15341
>>15340
I enjoy it, but I'm not good at parking yet. I have to parallel park in a certain place outside my house and I find it really difficult.
Driven to the seaside a few times though and it's nice to just get in it and go away somewhere for a while
No.15342
>>15341
envious mate, can't wait till I can drive. It's one of those things I can't actually imagine ever being able to do though. It seems so alien
No.15343
Im still here. Just watching and playing Diablo. Haven't posted in time.
No.15344
>>15343
hows it going mate?
No.15345
>>15339
just total the car m8
No.15346
>>15344
Not the best. My anti psychotics stopped working. So it's got about 9 times worse. So keeping low and out of dodge.
No.15347
>>15346
At least you know they're not working, if you were going on about how they're secretly government pills to brainwash you there'd be trouble
No.15348
>>15346
>My anti psychotics stopped working
they can just…stop working? Like you developed a tolerance for them or what?
No.15349
>>15347
>>15348
Aye. They never worked fully. But it's gotten slowly worse. The last one was Olanzapine (sp?) But it made me stuff my face to fuckery so told them they didn't work. Which was a bollocks move but still. Now I've fucked myself. But better than being a fat fuck again.
No.15350
>>15349
>being literally crazy is better than being fat
you bring new meaning to the term ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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No.15352
>>15350
>>15351
Fucking hell. I meant to say.
>implying it's not.
Assumed I'd typed it and just hit send. Back to lurking. Inabit.
No.15353
>>15352
>Back to lurking
d-don't go
No.15354
>>15353
Gonna need a new thread soon. Swear we use to get through these faster.
No.15355
>>15354
>Swear we use to get through these faster.
No.15356
>>15354
The post rate varies greatly week to week, day to day, even hour to hour.
It's been quieter in the past, that's for certain.
No.15357
>>15353
Need to drown out scary shit mate. Grinding on D3. In the most mind numbing way possible. It's helping. I can visual being my monk, smoting foul creatures to the depths.
No.15358
>>15351
>/britfeel/ is so slow that we're now posting nothing to pass the time
No.15359
>>15356
this is true
we are not an ambitious board. There have been others that have cropped up in a week and surpassed us
but we are survivors. We weather the course, good or bad, busy or quiet. Much like in life, we are content to simply exist and nothing more.
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