No.15362
>>15359
>We weather the course, good or bad, busy or quiet. Much like in life, we are content to simply exist and nothing more.
No.15364
>>15362
I thought that was a pretty good note to end the last thread on
No.15365
>>15364
Yeah it was. Good note to end the day on actually, I think I'll head to bed.
Goodnight guys.
No.15366
No.15367
No.15368
>>15367
That made me fucking jump badly
I have no idea why
No.15369
No.15370
>>15367
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS84BMFszW0 and hoping I'll feel tired at some point.
I've been awake since Thursday and I feel like I can go another day.
Oh and it's my birthday.
No.15371
>>15370
Happy birthday m8!
Get the party hats out lads
No.15372
lads, what can cause dilated pupils? I've noticed for fucking weeks now that they're like saucers, even in direct sunlight. It's really fucking weird actually.
>>15370
happy birthday mate
No.15374
>>15372
you smoking too many doobies lad ;)
No.15375
>Dilated pupils or pupils that are unequal in size can be a sign of serious conditions affecting the brain, including stroke, bleeding or tumor and often signal the presence of a medical emergency.
well it's been a wild ride lad
press F to pay your respects
No.15376
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No.15378
So. I thought I'd make a twitch account and record myself doing a hell rift. Got nailed by a set of champions and 3 rare elites that spawned in close proximity to one another. Died a few times then got through the rest of it. Not on camera or anything. Just on microphone explaining what build I was using and my armour perks. Finish the rift after a properly hard Rift Guardian. And then check my stream. It's a 4 second video of me dead in a pool of vomit plague.
I thought that's essentially my life in summary.
No.15379
>>15378
>It's a 4 second video of me dead in a pool of vomit plague.
this spooked me as well for some reason when I first read it
I'm really on edge tonight
No.15380
>>15374
oioi ;)
nah, doobies won't make your pupils dilated, MDMA will though
No.15381
had a pretty nice night tobeehon
went to the pub for a meal with the family, had some beer then went home to watch tfi fridays
No.15382
No.15383
>>15382
I deleted the video man. It was just embarrassing, have no idea what what went wrong. But I'm going to load up on a handful pf Sodium Valproate now and pass out for 19 or so hours. Try again tomorrow.
No.15384
No.15385
>someone in the UK won £93 million last night
No.15386
No.15387
morning lads, thread's been quite slow the last few days. How is everyone? Anyone bought anything in the Steam summer sale?
No.15388
>>15387
I'm alright thanks, haven't really done anything worth talking about for a few days, and I usually pussy out of breaking the ice here in the morning.
Not planning on buying anything in the steam sale, it's mostly the same old shit and they've jewed enough money off me in the past even without taking the recent controversies into account.
No.15389
>>15387
I've been playing ARK for a lot of the week, so didnt post much. Also bought Valkyria Chronicles on steam, looking forward to some Animu Tanks
No.15390
>>15387
Nope, with all the shit that's been going on I don't want to give them my money
No.15391
>>15388
>>15390
What shit? Paid mods?
>>15389
How many hours have you logged in that game now lad?
No.15392
>>15391
Currently sitting at 71, didnt play at all yesterday, or most of thursday.
No.15393
>>15391
>What shit? Paid mods?
I'm guessing he means the whole raise price before sale, then discount it to the level it was as a month earlier. Like GTAV did.
No.15395
No.15396
Bought a EMF app for my ipad. It's spewing out proper creepy shit. I thought if I could prove the voices were ghosts, I won't get put on a ward again.
I got dressed, and it said "Strong signal", and the word communicated was "pretty". Do you think this is enough proof?
No.15397
>>15393
Yeah, but that's individual devs doing that, not Steam itself.
>>15396
Jesus Christ anon, delete the EMF and get some meds. Ghosts aren't real.
No.15398
>>15396
http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/a/6966
Sorry anon, they are just delusions. Tell your ward friends we said hello.
No.15399
No.15400
>>15398
Is there anyway I can block this site from others seeing it I need to make others believe what I'm saying
No.15401
>>15400
No.
mate, you're not going to convince anyone that the voices you're hearing are real. The only way to stay off of that ward is to convince them that you don't hear the voices at all
No.15402
>>15400
Put 3 teaspoons of salt, a rich tea biscuit and a sealed freddo in your bed before you go to sleep, then after you awaken, any and all sites claiming that ghosts and voices in your head aren't real will be blocked for all doctors within the next 24 hours. Good luck mate.
No.15403
Rust has signs where you can upload images from the web directly onto them.
>mfw our little group (3/4 people) cover this ultra Christian autistic guy's house with gay porn, death camps, fedoras, satanism and other disgusting images
inb4 edgykidz. He deserves it; he puts up anime porn signs and actually does wear fedoras. Hopefully this will teach him so he doesn't have to get humiliated in real life.
No.15405
>>15403
>tfw can't run new rust but really want to play it
No.15406
>>15405
It's really fun when you've got a couple of other people to play with.
We're all /pol/ humoured so we have a furnace room with images like this around it.
It is quite overboard but it's good to release your power level online since you can't irl, besides a sieg heil now and then in the shower.
No.15407
>>15406
my character is white too, I want to play Rust: racewar edition so bad
No.15408
>>15406
>It's really fun when you've got a couple of other people to play with.
No.15409
>>15408
Years ago we played on the same server for months which had it's own little community I got comfortable in.
Other than that I don't really know how else to make internet friends, games with teamwork involved maybe.
Sometimes people just add you after playing a game of CS without a word being spoken.
No.15410
why are dogs such bros?
>unflinchingly loyal
>never judge you
>unconditional love
>respect you no matter how much of a loser you actually are
>always happy to see you
why don't you have a dog, britfeel?
No.15411
>>15410
>implying all dogs are like this
No.15412
>>15411
any dog you own will be like this if you aren't a complete retard. The only time dogs aren't bros is when they have shitty uncaring owners
No.15413
>>15412
I knew someone (mother of a classmate who was friends with my mother) who loved their dog but had to put it down because it would bite at people and try to kill cats.
Some dogs are going to act like wild animals whatever; unless you actively try to tame it, which most people don't know how to do.
No.15414
>>15413
well yeah, in that instance clearly she should have given the dog a good beating and taught him what's acceptable
No.15415
>>15410
>why don't you have a dog, britfeel?
Only dogs I've ever been around have been loud and uncontrollable, and I always feel like they are about to bite my nuts off.
I'm not responsible enough to look after a pet, my sister has a baby and they're always around, I have lots of gear I don't want broken or covered in hairs, this house is too tiny, and I think animals are kind of gross.
I just plain don't want a pet really.
No.15416
>>15414
>mothers
>dealing out punishment
No.15417
>>15416
well yeah, that just goes back to my point that it's only shit owners that have shit dogs.
No.15418
>>15410
but I do have a dog anon
we walk together along the coast every day
No.15419
>>15418
Me too. I'm always suspicious of people who don't like dogs; it's something that's very common among niggers and muslims.
No.15420
>>15416
I dunno mayn, mine punished me pretty well for my mental health issues by dropping me off at the doctors, making up some bullshit about me, getting me sent to the loony ward and telling me I'm never coming home.
No.15421
>>15419
same honestly
being a cat person is alright but active dislike of dogs sets me on edge.
No.15422
>>15419
>>15421
I don't like dogs, and dog/animal lovers creep me out a bit, so I guess it all balances out.
No.15423
>>15422
>I don't like dogs
Pakis OUT
and I'm certainly not an animal lover, since I'm pretty into hunting. Dogs are great though.
No.15424
>>15422
They're not called man's best friend for nothing. Europeans and dogs have been evolving alongside one another for tens of thousands of years, so there's a significant degree of natural affinity between us - creepy is a poor choice of word unless you mean the types who talk to their dogs like babies all the time (usually women).
No.15425
>>15424
>Europeans
It's funny, I was just thinking about this. Do other races have the same history of cooperation with dogs that we do? Maybe European love for dogs is on an instinctual level.
No.15426
>>15425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_domestic_dog
Europeans and Asians have been hunting with dogs for somewhere between 27,000-40,000 years, so it's no surprise that they make such good pets. Muslims hate them, and dogs also tend to be warier around blacks.
No.15427
>>15423
I'm white british.
>>15424
I dunno, I just find the sort of thing like in >>15410 really bizarre, as well as the dislike or suspicion of people who don't like dogs (assuming those statements are honest). The things that creep me out are things like when you hear someone talking to their dog as they're walking down the street, or having it sleep on their bed.
I would guess it's like taste, where some people love a certain food and can't understand anyone that doesn't like it, and vice versa for those that hate it.
No.15428
>>15427
>tfw I talk to my dog and let him onto my bed
you'd think a robot would appreciate the value of non judgmental, unconditionally loyal companionship.
No.15429
>>15410
because i couldnt give it the life it deserved
No.15430
>>15427
Dogs respond to tone and body language. You don't have to talk to them all the time like I've noticed women do a lot, but they do enjoy the attention. As for the suspicion thing; I'd be suspicious of anybody who displayed a behaviour almost exclusive to the lowest tier of humans on the planet (muzzies). People I've known who've actively disliked, or in worse cases, mistreated dogs, have been pretty shitty people in other aspects of their lives - I see it as an indicator of character. Obviously there will be exceptions, so don't mistake this post as me calling you a tosser, but these are the views my experiences have lead me to.
No.15431
>>15419
I prefer cats, but I still love dogs
>>15426
No wolves in Africa I guess, and I don't think they tried to domesticate anything else.
>tfw you'll never have a pet elephant or lion
No.15432
>>15430
Isn't there a quote about how you get to know people better by looking at how they treat their pets than their equals
No.15433
>>15431
There weren't as many animals there that could be domesticated, which might be one explanation as to why they didn't advance past the level of savagery and barbarism.
>>15432
Probably. I can understand someone having an aversion to dogs if they've grown up in a rough area and all they've seen is chavs with staffies - that combination is always a recipe for disaster.
No.15434
>>15430
Pork is Haram in Islam because at the time, people couldn't prepare it properly, often got sick from it, and so religion was needed to steer people away from it.
In a similar fashion, Islam teaches that dogs are filthy and not to be attached to them, because the arabs had a habit of fucking them and needed to be averted from this behaviour.
No.15435
>>15428
>you'd think a robot would appreciate the value of non judgmental, unconditionally loyal companionship.
I've never witnessed those properties outside of fiction, especially not from a dog or any other animal, so I guess that's where the difference between you and I lies.
>>15430
Dogs to me have always been those loud irritating things the neighbours have that ruin quiet afternoons, and that I stay as far away as possible from whenever one walks past me. I don't hate them per se, and I certainly wouldn't mistreat one, I just don't like them enough to want one. I'd say it's more of a mild phobia if anything.
No.15436
No.15437
>>15436
>implying all the Welsh fuck sheep
You fucking racist
No.15438
>been off fluoxetine for a month
>don't feel like shit
I..I think I'm going to make it guys
No.15440
>>15438
That's good, how do things compare to how you were when you were still on them?
No.15441
>>15440
I honestly haven't noticed much of a difference, but I don't have to take pills everyday, so that's good
No.15442
finally trying the orange bulmers lads
It just tasted like regular cider at first but now I've had a bit I can notice the orange taste more. bretty gud
No.15443
>>15442
Do my eyes deceive me? Is there an absolute madman among us?
No.15444
>>15443
I was just sharing cause another anon mentioned the orange bulmers before. Nothing mad here boss
No.15445
Just got back from a beer festival teebh
Tired as fuck now
No.15446
>>15444
Yeah it's nice Init la, doesn't really taste of cider to me
No.15447
Just had a jumbo sausage and chips from the chippy. It was nice, but the chips were a little too crispy.
No.15448
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It finally stopped raining, I can go shopping!
Too bad I have no energy anymore to actually go outside. Ah well, I've got a load of easter eggs as an emergency snack stash.
No.15449
Twitching again. Not sure if it's working though. I'm shit at this stuff.
No.15450
>>15449
Link it in here if you want, I'd watch but I'm about to jump in the shower, just had a haircut.
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No.15456
>>15455
>>15455
Give us a cheeky commentary
No.15457
>>15455
You're not even trying anymore are you?
No.15458
>>15455
What do you mean?
>>15456
I don't think it worked. I sat there talking to myself.
No.15459
>>15458
I can hear you alright now. It's a shame you can't see your chat so we can ebin troll you.
No.15460
>he is a mod for a vanilla WoW private server
>he does it for free
No.15461
>>15460
is this nostalrius? I just downloaded a vanilla client so i could play, are you horde or alliance?
>>15455
I can hear your commentary but it's bretty quiet so it can get drowned out during the combat
No.15462
>>15461
It is, I'm on Alliance - the name's Tenderman.
No.15463
>>15462
>alliance
aww yiss
I'll post ITT once I start playing lad, either gonna start tonight or tomorrow.
No.15464
>>15463
>>15463
Nice one. It's a very good server - probably the best vanilla one there's ever been.
No.15466
http://www.twitch.tv/the_swindler11
currently streaming K-On, about to start streaming hearthstone
No.15467
Thank you for watching. It was proper comfy seeing you all chill in the chat.
No.15468
>>15467
It was nice to watch and not be alone for another evening
No.15469
>>15468
Well your company was greatly appreciated. Explaining all the shit I was doing, distracted me from the whispers. Avoiding the ward through mindless grinding is definitely the way.
No.15470
>>15469
ok now just promise not to drink my blood and we'll all be alright
No.15471
>>15470
I can do that. But I will steal your Shekels and trigger you with my White cis European descent.
No.15472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15431
You're not aware of a saluki's super sight? >>15433
If your not chav scum staffies are some of the most loving empathetic dogs out there, especially perfect for someone who doesn't have much time for exercise.
>>15434
Pakis don't even know their own religion, dogs are not banned but one shura? or text written by some old madmuzzer speaks badly of them. Allah has never said anything but good about dog owners. Curryniggers read their bible in Arabic, a language that very few understand so they rely on what the shitty imam tells them it translates too. It's even considered bad by pakis to read it in english you know so you can be controlled easier. Know your enemy britfeel
>>15436
>not black sheep
>cute
?
>>15445
Was that the elf themed one in Lancashire?
I'm off to the seaside today, i'm hoping to play Frisbee on Hornsea beach with my dog, grab real seaside fish and chips and then see what beers a highly recommended bar has got. The inlaws are on holiday there so it probably won't be such a carefree day :( we had planned to go camping there but the eternal doom and gloom of BBCWeather put us off, not a drop of rain here and blue skies all yesterday
No.15473
>>15472
>the eternal doom and gloom of BBCWeather put us off, not a drop of rain here and blue skies all yesterday
I'm suspicious about this. Last week, for where I live the Met Office said Friday would be rain and thunder, and it was really sunny. This week they said it would be stormy on friday again, but it was just grey skies. Then yesterday they said it would absolutely piss it down all day, and it was only lightly spitting for an hour or two.
There's either a conspiracy to keep people inside on the weekends, or they've forgotten where various places in the UK are located.
No.15474
>>15473
I was looking forward to the thunderstorm as well.
No.15475
Has anyone ever had the experience where they're on the loo doing a number 2 (and it's a hefty one), but because you've strained so much you can't really tell if you still need to do more, or if your arse is just feeling the after effects.
No.15476
>>15475
First of all: do you sit on the toilet with this posture?
No.15477
>>15473
>There's either a conspiracy to keep people inside on the weekends
don't be silly…such a thing wouldn't be possible
No.15478
>>15476
yeah… well how else am I supposed to sit on it?
No.15479
No.15480
>>15478
Like this. It mirrors the natural squatting position of humans, opening up and straightening out your intestines for easiest passage. Sitting as in the first pic leads very commonly to constipation and hemorrhoids from overstraining. I just use a little fold-up stool instead of the specialized unit the guy in this picture has, and it does the trick - it's been about two years now and I've not had a single bad shit since (minus a few curries).
No.15481
>>15479
>The Beta Uprising has begun
Those fucking normie shits should have seen this coming.
No.15482
>>15480
look at this squatting pro, tfw no custom stool
No.15483
>>15479
Teacher probably deserved it.
No.15484
Put my alarm on for 10, snooze turned on like 5 times, ended up going back to sleep for like 3 hours fuakk
No.15485
>>15484
I woke up at 3, so I know that feeling. At least I've got Nintendo's Smash Bros stream to cheer me up.
No.15486
Can't wait for the MGSV trailer lads.
No.15487
No.15488
>>15487
I sincerely love Kojima.
No.15489
>>15484
Went back to sleep for 2 hours just then too, fuck sake
I think ale just makes me really sleepy
No.15490
just got a call from my brother to let me know my dog died
one of those days
No.15492
>>15490
I'm so sorry man. That's shit. I'll drink some Pepsi in their honour.
No.15494
Just got back from my niece's 1st birthday party, held in an old village hall. I helped set up and pack away a few things, and my dad was there too so I got to hang out with him for a bit.
Wasn't bad overall, no unbearable family members or noisy kids, just loads of babies and toddlers who were all very well behaved. Everyone else I just smiled and nodded too, and I only had to deal with one "so what are you doing now?" and two "are you still in college?". I finished college 4 years ago and have done nothing ever since, so I just said I was "looking for a job" and killed the topic.
>>15490
That's awful, was it a natural death or did something happen?
No.15495
>>15490
F
Hope you're ok man
No.15496
Supposed to be cleaning today for my move tomorrow, I just really cba.
No.15497
Waiting for the doctors to get back to me so I can be tested for Aspergers syndrome. Been waiting a week already. This is suffering lads.
No.15498
>>15497
How confident are you that you have it?
I found it really easy to get diagnosed, even though I was trying my hardest not to. I was fairly certain I wasn't autistic and I really didn't want to be a certified retard, but apparently it was obvious to everyone except myself.
No.15499
>>15489
Apart from the alcohol, hops are a natural sedative
>>15490
Sorry for your loss, love ma dog, couldn't be without her.
No.15500
would anyone be interested in watching me stream STALKER tonight? I need something to occupy my time before Bethesda's E3 conference.
No.15501
>>15498
Pretty sure i'll be diagnosed with it. If not Aspergers it'll be somthing else on the autism spectrum. Honestly the worst part about it is some of my family thinking it makes me like Sheldon from the big bang theory. I hate these people.
No.15503
>>15500
I'd be up for that, I'm not having a late one tonight though so I'd prefer sooner rather than later!
No.15504
>>15502
>>15503
decent, I'll start setting it up now then.
http://www.twitch.tv/the_swindler11/
profile link for anyone who had forgotten it
No.15506
stream is live folks, start posting in chat pls so I can confirm audio is working and everything.
No.15507
>>15506
sorry lad got distracted by this vid >>15505
will be in in a bit
No.15508
xDDDDDDDDD
epic dude just fucking epicccc man lmao what a willy aaaaah :LLL
ooooor corrrrr yeahhhh lads???
you know what time it is ladddsssss? Hmmmm?
I think lads :L
I think :p
I think lol lads listen up now :LLLLL
I think its time to waggle my willyyyyy :LL
corrrrrr blimey ladsss! ahahaha! ladsssszzzz fucking 'ell bleedin bloomers im about to waggle my willlyyyyy :LLL
now come on lads we can do it together now hmmmmmmmmm
just take a hold of your "willy" as it were hahah okay lads don't be cheeky just do it ;v)
now give it a tug on thrreeee :3
you ready?
one
two
three
CORRRRRR BLIMEY WAHEYYY LADS :PPP
doesn't thaatta feel righttt proper good ladsss? :LLL
right see you all later lol lads :PP
:L
No.15509
>>15508
watch yourself scotcuck
No.15510
No.15511
No.15513
I think hannah is going to stream boys
No.15515
>mfw /britfeel/ becomes the next Polaris
Can't say I ever expected this.
No.15516
>>15515
I wouldn't mind streaming but I'm too shy to speak.
No.15517
>>15516
Same here, I also don't think I could handle speaking alone in my room while other people (my mum and her boyfriend mainly) are in the house.
Due to his job he goes to bed in the early evening, in the room right next to mine, so it just wouldn't work in general.
No.15518
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No.15520
>>15518
It's a really nice feeling, I'll be changing mine tomorrow.
No.15521
No.15522
>>15521
nah mate, it's really pathetic stuff so it wouldn't feel right whining about it. Thanks though
No.15524
>>15523
they're about the best oven pizza you can get
No.15525
>>15524
it is. The crust on most oven pizzas is normally pre cooked, this one is just dough. Probably why it's so tasty.
No.15526
>>15525
I can't go back to the standard shite after trying them
No.15527
night guys, thanks for the stream
No.15528
>tfw everyone went off
g-guess I'll just go play some hearthstone
No.15529
I'm off to bed, had a busy day with that birthday party and all so I'm pretty tired, mentally more than physically.
I enjoyed the stream again, super comfy. Goodnight guys.
No.15530
My internet has just died, I guess that's as far as virgin were going to let it go, and I don't move out until tomorrow afternoon. I don't know how I'm gonna cope with just mobile Internet guys.
No.15531
It was another nice evening. I wish you guys were my friends in reality. Good night
No.15532
>>15530
Internet police on your trail?
No.15533
>>15531 We sort of are friends, but meeting up would probably end badly
No.15534
>>15522
We're all pathetic on here lad, go for it
No.15535
>>15532
Just the end of the contract or whatever. Gunna have to switch to mobile Internet overnight, which means no E3 streams sadly.
No.15536
>>15535
Welcome to the mobile internet club. Somehow I have survived on this for several years.
No.15538
>>15536
I already hate it. Although I always have done, I don't understand how people can do stuff mainly through mobile Internet, but I know it happens incredibly frequently. Heck, most of Japan does it.
No.15539
>mfw the fat retarded kid in secondary school who didn't know how many days there are in a year has many more friends than me, goes on nights out and probably isn't a virgin
No.15540
>>15538
It's unreliable, slows down like buggery fuck when the facebook narcissists are browsing in the evening and you gotta watch your usage.
But it beats no internet, the epitome of boring (especially when you have no sleeping pattern)
>>15537
You've got us dorks
sorry
No.15541
>>15539
almost everyone I know in my year at school, even the autist fedora kids now go out every weekend drinking and shit.
I haven't been asked out on a night out in years.
No.15542
Hmmm, think I'll go for a very late night walk.
Might find a nice roof to chill on in the town.
No.15543
why does he keep making videos on his fatness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7iTP-HaoFg
I'm starting to hate fat people t.b.h
No.15544
>>15542
w-what?
you're just going to go and climb on someone's property?
you're a madman and I respect that
No.15546
>>15544
Hehe, might go relax and have a smoke on my bank's one. Revenge for all those £36 fees for being a few pence overdrawn.
DOWN WITH THE CORPS
Plus there's some ladders to climb on the way there and climbing is always fun
No.15547
>>15545
aslong as they don't blame their fatness on their 'slow metabolism' or 'genes' or the retards who think it's obesity is a mental illness then I'm normally okay with them.
No.15549
>>15548
Harmless tobacco only, I seem to have found myself dankrupt as of yesterday.
Welp, wish me a safe journey and that I return with all my blood inside me.
No.15550
>>15549
I'd be scared walking round the streets at night, do you come across many people?
good luck, have a safe journey friend.
No.15551
>>15550
Last time I went out at night, 3 - 5AM, there was nobody except for closer into town.
Some hooded spooky people, students, then at 5AM there are a few runners.
No.15552
>>15551
Where do you live? I'm in brum, I'd get jumped for sure
No.15553
Back safe and sound. Bit weird seeing the sun starting to rise when I left my house.
>Chilled on some roofs
>Noticed a CCTV camera following me when I was walking through town so I shot it my best Jojo pose
>Had a wander round a dark graveyard
Was a nice wander.
No.15554
>>15553
Jealous, I could never do that,
No.15555
Watching some ouran host club lads, I may not have an Internet connection but I do still have my massive archive of videos.
No.15556
Bethesda have officially killed fallout
rest in peace
No.15557
>>15556
What's wrong with it?
No.15558
Start my new job tomorrow lads. This has all gone rather quickly, this time last week I didn't have anything on the go and now I'm employed.
>>15556
I thought it looked okay, not exactly revolutionary though.
No.15559
>>15558
That was my thoughts on it. And I fucking love the franchise. Good luck tomorrow.
No.15561
>>15558
You the game tester anon?
Good luck normie
No.15562
>one minute into the Fallout 4 Gameplay Demo
>already promoting interracial
No.15563
>>15562
>not wanting to reproduce with a Latino
No.15564
>>15563
The only white in the demo was the salesman voiced by Colonel Campbell and the robot.
No.15565
>>15559
>>15561
Cheers lads. Bit nervous but I'm looking forward to being able to afford a new GPU.
No.15566
how do you become a lad with loads of top knotch banter IRL lads?
No.15567
>>15557
>>15558
>>15559
>voied protag
>mass effect dialogue wheel
>no skills
>hitmarkers
>vertibird chopper gunner
It's over.
No.15568
>>15567
Stop being a doomsday faggot.
It looks fine, way better than 3.
No.15569
Are MGTOWs just omegas who don't want to admit it? I'm not sure what could be more pathetic than willfully extincting your own people.
No.15570
>>15569
Why don't you go ask some?
No.15571
>>15570
Just thought I'd ask for some opinions on here m8 t.b.h. Do you have an opinion?
No.15572
>>15568
>doomsday faggot
It has fucking Mass Effect dialogue and a voiced protagonist. How could you consider this anything but fucking horrible?
No.15573
>>15569
There's one bit of mgtow that I understand, and that is that women take a lot of fucking energy and effort to cope with, there's a lot of investment there that could be put to better use
No.15574
>>15572
What fucking difference is a dialogue wheel going to make?
I don't like a voiced protag but I don't think that one thing is going to make it 'fucking horrible'.
No.15575
>>15574
>what difference is a dialogue wheel going to make?
Gee I sure love having fuck one word lines instead of actually being able to read what my character is going to say before saying it
there's absolutely no room for misinterpretation of this fuck awful system whatsoever
>hitmarkers
>no skills
No.15576
>>15569
The intention isn't to extinct the race, it's to show women that they aren't interested in playing a rigged game anymore
No.15578
>>15577
Right, leaving the Internet until I've watched the finale. Later lads
No.15579
S-so is anyone playing fallout shelter?
No.15580
>>15579
I'd like to but I don't have a normiephone.
No.15581
>>15580
I don't think it'd work very well on a phone actually the animations are so tiny, detailed but tiny. It kind of reminds me of the dungeon keeper. And it surprisingly isn't monetised at all. I'm at about 12 rooms with no need waiting around for resources.
No.15583
>>15579
yup, exiled all the blacks. feels good man.
No.15584
>>15583
I'd done that too! But then three dog showed up and started breeding with my White women.
No.15586
I'm so fucking tired lately
had 10 hours sleep last night, went to the gym today and now I just want to go back to sleep again.
No.15587
I wish I had a girlfriend
No.15588
>>15586
Soz anon, I think I might have sapped your energy.
Got to sleep at about 7 this morning and got woken up at 10 and somehow I've been feeling just fine today.
No.15589
If singles I go for a cold shower
No.15590
>>15589
I find that praying also helps.
No.15592
>this fucking hololens on microsoft E3
Is anybody else seeing this? Holy shit.
>>15584
if you don't put a person in the living quarters they can't breed.
No.15593
So I've moved back into my parents, and got my internet set up. Missed whatever has been on E3 so far, thanks to internet cutting out at midnightish yesterday. I can look forward to this internet for the forseeable future.
No.15594
MGSV trailer in 5 minutes.
MGSV is one of the only things keeping me going.
No.15595
Is beer supposed to taste nice?
All it's doing is reminding me of my alcoholic father.
No.15596
>>15595
beer tastes amazing to me, never understood why so many people seem to prefer cider these days. Fuck I hate apple cider.
No.15597
>>15577
>>15582
>>15585
they didn't show Stannis die
IT AIN'T OVER YET
No.15598
>>15596
Cider is sweeter, beer is more bitter and more requires you to develop a taste for it.
No.15599
Finally home, I've been at my sister's place all day. Walked to the park with her, my mum, mum's boyfriend and my niece who was in a push-along tricycle that my mum got her for her birthday. She seemed to love it, and also had a pretty good time on the swings.
Had another chippy while we were there too, but I had a burger because the ones they make at my sister's local are amazing. The rest of the time was spent playing with building blocks on the floor, but I couldn't build much without my niece charging over, knocking it down, and crawling off with the pieces.
I'm probably going to go to bed soon, I'm completely exhausted after today and yesterday (niece's birthday party), and I have an appointment tomorrow with the mental health service (that was booked about 3 or 4 months ago) to see what they can do for social anxiety. Might see if I can go in without my mum, but I usually pussy out at the last minute.
No.15600
>>15599
Why were you playing with building blocks on the floor?
No.15601
>>15600
To entertain my 1 year old (today) niece.
No.15602
Okay I can't stay awake any longer, goodnight guys.
No.15603
No.15604
>>15602
Bit early isnt it mate? I'm well jealous.
No.15605
a-are we continuing the terraria stream tonight?
No.15606
>>15598
>implying you need to develop a taste for lager
Lager is easy as fuck to drink, ale isn't however
No.15607
>>15606
That's exactly what I was implying, because it's true.
You weren't one of those kids that drank his dads beer at age 12 and pretended you liked it, are you?
No.15608
>>15607
Not that anon, but it's different for everyone. I can drink ale like water, but I really dislike cider.
No.15609
>>15607
Not 12, maybe 14 lad. There's a reason lager comes in 'crates'. It's easy as fuck to drink and all the young lads drink it.
Maybe you're just getting lager and ale mixed up?
No.15610
>>15605
Sorry man I was sleeping on and off all day today. I'll stream Terraria tomorrow. I promised the fire mage I'd get some gear tonight.
No.15612
>tfw depressed but have no reason to be
the past 2-3 weeks I've been pretty happy aswell.
Anyone get depressed for no reason sometimes?
No.15613
>>15612
>no reason to be depressed
fuck off normie tbh
No.15614
>>15613
not sure if I'm depressed because I'm neet or I am neet because I'm depressed anymore t.b.h
No.15615
>>15611
I'd stream some valkyria chronicles and have you all choose which anime jews to get killed in battle, but see >>15593
streamings probably impossible for me.
No.15616
Anyone else really excited for Star Wars? I am, but not for the film, just how it's going to change stuff up in terms of pop culture. Right now, game of thrones is pretty big pop culture wise, and we see a lot of that. In december we'll be in maximum Star Wars pop culture since the prequels released, and I was too young at the time to remember them properly, but I remember there being a lot of shit around, star wars toys in mcdonalds, star wars toys in my cereal, star wars clone wars cartoon, etc.
No.15617
>>15616
>being excited for Interracial Lovefest: In Space
nah
No.15618
>>15616
>I was too young at the time to remember them properly
how old are you m8?
No.15619
>>15618
23, I mean, I probably should be able to remember them, but I dont remember most of my childhood.
No.15620
>>15619
I'm 22 and I remember them clearly, granted the time around the release of the first is rather vague but the third clear as day.
No.15621
Only just realised how dank my net is.
I feel like I should be doing more with it.
No.15622
>>15619
>>15620
Might be because of the parents, mine hated sci-fi and fantasy so I didn't grow up with anything like that. I never saw the original Star Wars films until I torrented them about 2 years. Still haven't watched the third one (episode 6) actually.
No.15623
Morning guys.
What's the plans for today?
No.15624
why do y'all hate pakis so much? we did nothing wrong
No.15625
>>15624
I don't know what flag that is but it's not Pakistan
No.15626
>>15623
Nintendo E3 conference at 5, square Enix at 6, PC Gaming at 1AM, other than that all evening I'll be watching nintendos treehouse.
No.15627
>>15624
>United Arab Emirates
Perhaps those of you in the UAE did nothing to us, but the pakis in Britain groom/rape children. And we're not talking a few isolated incidents, it's literally thousands confirmed so far, with more suspected. That's a pretty big reason to dislike them.
No.15628
>tfw only seen 548 movies
No.15629
>>15624
Morocco is the best muslim country l.o.l lad
No.15630
>dust the fuck out of my computer's audio ports
>they still don't work
No.15631
>>15630
Might be worth checking to see if you've got all the latest and correct drivers installed.
No.15632
>>15631
when I install it asks me to connect the headset, and upon doing so it just keeps asking me, doesn't seem to detect it
why does everything I do never work ;_;
No.15633
>>15632
Maybe time to invest in something new? Sell the old and some other shit. Get something secondhand but decent.
No.15634
>>15624
>>15627
I'm not actually Arab, I'm a Paki who used to live in the UK.
But yeah I guess you got a point with those sex grooming gangs. No clue why they do it as it's absolutely haram.
(FUCK OFF PAKI SCUM) No.15635
>>15634
You need to leave and never come back.
No.15636
>>15634
People have a habit of picking choosing what part of their holy books to follow.
No.15637
>>15635
:^(
Ah well back to 4chan /r9k/britfeel/ then.
Though I am pretty offended hopefully you see the error of your ways and accept your Paki brethren.
No.15638
Wanna go out but I have to stay in to wait for my fathers parcel to arrive, it hasn't yet so I doubt it will today, which means I'm gunna have to stay in tomorrow too.
I just wanna go for a nice walk with my dog now that I'm home :(
No.15639
Is it fathers day this Sunday?
No.15640
>>15639
Yes, I need to think of something to get my dad myself actually.
No.15641
>>15640
Considering it's one of the only times men get the limelight. Better had. Mine loves mountain climbing and hiking, so might look into some nice gadgetry for him.
No.15642
First day of work over lads. It was alright. Knackered since I met fifty new people whose names I don't remember.
No.15643
>>15642
You'll end up learning all of them, it just takes time.
No.15644
>>15637
>paki
>brethren
If you had to pick a race of people that were brethren to Brits, from a completely objective point of view, pakis would rate somewhere in the bottom 5.
No.15645
>>15640
>tfw dad is dead so don't have to worry about getting anything
Gotta take positives where you can, r-right?
No.15646
>tfw you find the perfect waifu but she deletes all her stuff off the internet and you never even talked to her and she is in another country
No.15647
>tfw watching youtube videos of people playing video games and having fun and it makes you realise how lonely you are and just want friends
No.15648
>Russian Waifu uploads new vlog
>keeps talking about Chris Pratt.
plz stop.
No.15649
No.15650
No.15651
No.15652
>>15649
I've just had a few days in a row where I've had appointments and things, combined with me actively trying to spend more time engaging with family or going for walks means I've just not been around much for the last week.
No.15653
>>15644
Who would you pick? I'd probably go for Australia or New Zealand, cause they used to be us, if it had to be someone unrelated, dunno, Germans maybe?
No.15654
>>15653
I'd go Australians. They fucking love the queen. My Aussie cousins watch the Queens speech every Christmas without fail. Actually plan their night around it. Also alway asking me to send touristy tat whenever I have chance.
No.15655
>>15654
Plus they seem to appreciate eurovision more than most Brits do.
No.15656
>>15655
They certainly do. Plus I know when I went over all the girls were like 'I love English boys, they're always have such pale skin don't they ay?' AND they hate blacks. I legit got told this joke really loudly because there was a black bloke on the table next to us.
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A LOAD OF NIGGERS BURIED NECK DEEP??? AFRO TURF!.. AFRO TURF!!!….ahhhh lighten up you pommey cunt"
I wanted to laugh but was too busy turning a beetroot colour.
No.15657
>>15653
The top 10 countries by how positively they think of the UK, according to a BBC world service poll (not every single country was included but most of the relevant ones were)
Japan 47
Nigeria 67
United Kingdom 72
France 72
Australia 73
South Korea 74
Kenya 74
Ghana 78
Canada 80
United States 81
Pakistan actually polled as the least positive about us (though still overall positive, no countries polled us negative)
No.15658
>>15653
I would pick the whole world because we are one teebee.h If there were no countries or religion the world would be a better place.
No.15659
>>15657
Can we remove the black countries from the list please.
No.15660
No.15661
>>15658
>I would pick the whole world
you're a fucking retard
>If there were no countries or religion the world would be a better place.
It would be better still if only the white christian countries were allowed to remain and all others were wiped from the earth
No.15662
No.15663
>>15662
given that pakis rated us poorly, and given the high paki population in the UK, we were never gonna be 100% were we?
But it is pretty funny that 7 countries like us better than we like ourselves
No.15664
>>15661
Kek that would be backwards as fuck, no thanks
No.15665
>>15664
>backwards as fuck
>by removing all of the backwards countries
you just get dumber and dumber
No.15666
I'm not sure I like this new liberal britfeel. Condoning nonwhite relationships with the UK?
No thanks.
No.15667
>>15665
So you think Japan is backwards?
That is my favourite movie btw minus the 'er'
No.15668
>>15666
It's just greencuck being a cunt as usual.
I posted >>15657 but I was literally copying the data from the BBC, I didn't decide the list.
No.15669
I bought some alcohol today and before I got my ID out my wallet the girl said 'Oh don't worry, I believe you ;)'
am I going to have sex?
No.15670
>>15667
They're not, but by removing all of the non white christian countries, it WOULD remove all the backwards ones. Unfortunately a few others might get caught in the net but it would be a small price to pay.
No.15671
>>15670
yeah 5 billion peoples lives would be a small price to pay am I right? :v)
No.15672
>>15670
>>15667
Japan is largely Christian.
No.15673
>Japan is largely Christian.
>>15672
Scrap that it's not. I have no idea where I got that from. I think I got it from all my Japanese exchange students being Catholic as it was a Catholic school.
No.15674
>>15669
I doubt it, unless you followed it up with a smooth line and got her number.
No.15675
>>15671
>killing all the shitskin spear chukkas and goat fuckers isn't a small price to pay for the continued progression and advancement of humanity for all time
yes, I'm glad we're on the same page :v)
No.15677
>>15674
I just replied with 'oh wow haha that's so a-awesome'
then my plastic bag split in half so I had to go back and ask for another bag
No.15678
>>15677
I would imagine that's not good, but I don't have any real world experience to back that up.
No.15679
>>15677
Should've said "No problem, babe…" and winked at her. You fucked it up.
No.15680
>>15679
I heard when you wink, girls come to your dink
will try it in the future
No.15681
>spam girls youtube videos on /v/
>spam her ask.fm with lots of insults and stupid shit
>/v/ goes to her videos
>they think i am her viralling on /v/
>they dislike all her shit and leave tons of bad comments
>she deletes everything
>now i feel bad
>opens her stuff back up again a few months later
>now i feel happy
>she closes it all down again without explanation a few weeks later
>all i have of her is her steam profile which i found through sleuthing and i have it bookmarked and go on it several times a day and i dont even know why
>she doesnt even know who i am
>tfw shell never be my gf
No.15682
No.15683
>>15681
I don't think you need any of us to point out where exactly you fucked up.
No.15684
>>15681
shouldn't have been such a mong really
No.15685
Oh I also have this vocaroo she did ages ago http://vocaroo.com/i/s188eqYI4l8u and a bunch of pictures. I really wanted to have sex with her.
No.15686
I used to have tons more pictures but I accidentally deleted them all and so these are all I have left. There's literally nothing else out there. She's gone forever.
No.15687
No.15688
>>15687
All women are. You won't find a single woman that doesn't post pics with tits out or something similar to some degree. Evolution and shit. It's how they get a mate.
No.15689
No.15690
>>15689
No. Those are her friends she plays games with. It's how I found her steam, by googling other people she played with and getting that. She used to be in it.
No.15691
No.15692
>>15690
I see.
Still, you're pretty much Chris-chan levels of autistic if you thought spamming her videos on /v/, spamming her directly with insults, and then e-stalking her was a way of getting into her good books / knickers.
No.15693
>>15686
>being obsessed over that
uhh
No.15694
>>15686
Give us all the info you have on her lad.
No.15695
>>15624
This is the Omani flag is it! Making this post a troll from ex- >>>/intl/ / Nu-ib / >>>/oyylmao/ stirring shit and trying to bring down 8ch. I could spend all day exclaiming why I hate pakis but i'm not providing salt for the saltanate. Fuck off and get BTFU in >/syria/ please paki, the more pieces you're in the happier i'll be
No.15696
what do your mummy and daddys normally get you for birthdays/christmas?
No.15697
No.15698
>>15696
Bits and bobs really, mostly small novelty things. I usually get at least one music related item though, this year my dad got me a theremin.
No.15701
>>15699
>tfw Morality Man will never be your dad
No.15702
>>15697
I'm streaming in a few minutes mate, not sure about the another anon.
No.15703
No.15704
No.15705
>>15704
get in here lads, comfy central
No.15707
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No.15709
I'm off to bed, or at least I am once I've cleared it. Goodnight guys.
No.15710
No.15711
lads, how long do you reckon the fallout 4 special edition will be in stock for? I want it so fucking bad you guys. If it sells out before release will they restock it?
No.15714
>>15712
>>15713
Actually, I'm not getting it. I assumed it would have a built in screen for that price, but no, it's literally a fucking phone case. Fuck Bethesda.
No.15715
>>15714
It's only £100 mate. That's nothing for a collector's edition. You also get the bobblehead and posters and custom artwork.
No.15716
Right lad's, Imma go get me a dentist.
Might as well make the most of being on ESA.
No.15717
Who /inlovewithsomeonewhobarelyknowsyouexist/ here?
Wake me from this nightmare
No.15718
No.15719
>>15717
a girl on the internet who doesn't know I exist here
No.15720
>>15717
Never been in love, don't think I ever will be
/psychopathmasterrace/
No.15721
Lazin' in my shorts, reading manga and chowing down on some garlic pizza bread.
#justshutinlunaticthings
No.15722
>>15721
oioi give me a bite la' ;)
No.15723
>>15722
Sorry dood, hunger decimated that thing
I'll grab 2 next time
No.15724
No.15725
>tfw despair and regret make it feel like someone punched you in the stomach
>tfw really horny and lonely too
No.15727
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My internet wasn't working all morning, so I had a shower, ate lunch in the garden and went for a walk. Bit sneezy now though.
Just found out what >>>/aus/ has been up to lately, funny shit.
https://8ch.net/adelaide.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Je8d4CVD0w
No.15729
>>15727
What the fuck man.
Is it just me or has everyone lost their goddamn minds recently?
No.15731
>>15730
Classic cringe material. I don't think I've ever managed watch the whole thing through before actually.
No.15732
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No.15734
>>15732
Sorry, that was a test.
Been waiting 6 months for an apprentichip to start.Countless interviews and Job trials, either get fired on day one or wait ages hearing nothing back.
Guys says I should wait a few days, almost been a week so i decided to send an annoyed email asking whats happening.
It's like a big joke, none of these offers seem like they're real or exist.
No.15735
>>15734
>been waiting 6 months for an apprenticeship to start
What the hell? Have you received an actual offer in writing, or signed any paperwork?
No.15736
>>15735
I'd say five months since the sixth month kind of doesn't count. I havent signed anything ? Job wise?
No.15737
>>15736
I don't understand. You said you were waiting 6 months for an apprenticeship, I thought you meant you'd been offered one but it hadn't started?
Or do you mean you're waiting for ANY apprenticeship?
No.15738
>>15737
Oh no I mean I'm waiting for the agency to get back to me on when the interview for two jobs will happen ,which has been going on for months in general behind the 6/5 months waiting on others from various other agencies and job interviews. It's just really annoying
No.15739
Got a cut on the head of my dick, guess I've been being a bit rough with myself lately. Better take it easy for the next few days.
No.15740
>>15739
How the hell did you manage that?
No.15741
>>15740
No idea, I was in the middle of a wank and I looked down and there was a circle of blood on the head/edge of the foreskin, wiped it up a bit and theres a tiny cut on the head.
No.15742
>>15734
>get fired on day one
what ? really ?
No.15743
>>15739
MWAHAHAHA! It's the Lord's punishment! You see what you get when you indulge in the sin of masturbation, wicked one?
No.15744
No.15745
>>15744
how do you manage that?
No.15746
Just dropped £200 on two copies of the Fallout 4 Pip Boy addition
gonna make some mad profit m8s>>15745
No.15747
>>15746
When do you think you'll be able to cash in?
No.15748
>>15747
It depends, I'm likely going to just cash in a few weeks to a month after release for some quick dosh. I'm actually due £700 still from my employer and I plan to spend atleast £400 of that on more pip boy editions if I get the money before they sell out.
No.15749
>>15748
How do you know they'll go up in value so soon after release?
No.15751
>>15746
>inb4 they put the pipboy on their store
No.15752
>a mix of loneliness, anger and a raging boner
>tfw
No.15753
>>15750
Everybody loves a gamble
No.15754
>>15751
It's not like I have anything to lose really, it was just £200 sitting in my bank account not being used, I'd rather just take a gamble than sit around being poor forever
No.15755
>>15753
>tfw gambling addict
No.15756
>>15744
How limited are they and why would someone buy it off you as opposed to from the Game store ?
No.15757
>>15755
I was too, I've been gamble free for 6 months now. It's a good feeling. I lost 3k in January. Money that I worked hard as fuck for. I could have gone travelling with that instead of being neet.
Never gamble
No.15758
>>15757
If it makes you feel any better I've lost over 40k
No.15759
>>15757
the first time I ever went to a casino, I cashed in when I was 50 quid up. Don't ever intend on gambling again
>tfw beat the system
No.15760
>>15758
Fucking hell m8. Would you mind telling us about it? How did you get the money? What did you gamble it on?
No.15761
>>15757
I've never gambled, but I knew someone in school who did, he lost about £600 which is a lot if you're only 14.
No.15762
>>15758
Depends how rich/poor you are. How did you make the 40k to begin with? say a 100k a year guy lost that much I doubt he would be that upset. If you've spent years working minimum wage to blow it all away then that would suck hard
No.15763
>>15760
Mostly through my parents who are quite well off but also my own wages and savings. Most of through a £25k trust fund I got from my dead grandmother. I'm a sack of shit really.
My parents don't even know I blew it all on gambling. I could blame my dad who set me up a betfair account when I was 11 and interested in maths and football. He showed me the odds changing when teams scored and after that I was hooked. At one stage I was profitable, early on when I was about 17 only betting £10 here and there. But once I built it up to about £5000 over about a year or so and I was betting £1000 a time and winning that buzz was hard to replace with £10 bets again and. So after that once I started only betting in big amounts and I obviously become an degenerate gambling addict.
In a sense it's been better for my mental state as nowadays I only gamble every couple of months when I save up enough to have a big bet but obviously losing big amounts of money is never a good feeling.
I've been to Gamblers anonymous and stuff but wasn't taken in with the "God stuff" and believing in a higher power. Hopefully I can sort it out on my own though, I just need to fill the void of it really; get off my ass and do something with my life.
No.15764
>tfw restless and unfulfilled and i want to do things but im too scared of leaving my house
>tfw sitting at pc all day shaking leg and occasionally pacing up and down my room even though its only like 4ft of room for me to pace
No.15765
>>15764
go lift some weights u little fagget
No.15766
No.15767
>>15766
why would you link that you faggot
No.15768
>>15764
I've lived like that for years, so I know those feels like the back of my hand.
If you ever want to be on your way to overcoming it and assuming your daily life is anything like mine was, start with the raw basics like sorting out your sleep pattern and hygiene routine (brushing teeth, showering, etc.). Make it a goal to be in and out of bed before a certain time (bed before 1am, up before 10am works well for me, but you'll need to see what works for you).
Once you've been doing okay with those for a while, force yourself into the garden if you have one.
Eventually you will get used to just being outside, and then you can move on to walking around the block, perhaps going slightly further each time as you build up confidence and strength.
What comes after that I've yet to find out, I'm new at this myself, but this is a summary of everything I've done since the beginning of the year. I've gone from hiding in my room in an almost constant state of anxiety for nearly a decade, to going for 1 mile walks every other day and even being able to attend and help out with setting up a family gathering last weekend.
This has taken me about 6 months so far, but of course I've had lapses and setbacks along the way, but I just made sure to keep reminding myself how possible it is to get back on track. I'm still a complete disaster when talking to people outside of my close family, but I'm working on it.
I'll link you to >>>/improve/753 and >>>/improve/754 too, those posts helped me a lot when I reached breaking point.
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No.15772
>>15768
I fucking love the idea of clean spaces "growing" as you clean stuff that touches each other, it's brilliant, and something I've always made sure to do, it makes everything so much nicer.
I'm feeling super productive today, might try and clear out my closets.
No.15773
No.15774
No.15776
>>15774
>>/cuckchan/
paki-sympathisers not welcome
No.15777
No.15778
>>15774
Do us all a favour and bugger off pal.
No.15779
No.15780
No.15781
Found something I wrote arount the age of 18 or something, might be lulzy, typing it up now.
No.15782
>>15772
Might as well while you're motivated. My room has been a bit of a tip for a while because I ran out of places to put all of my stuff, and I keep getting more stuff so it's just been piling up in one corner and made a quarter of my room inaccessible.
I'm also the kind of person that finds it very difficult to get rid of things, I still have loads of stuff going all the way back to when I was about 5 that I just can't throw away. Piles of schoolbooks and pieces of homework I never handed, instruction manuals to toys I haven't seen in 15 years, and shitloads of OC do not steal drawings.
No.15784
>>15783
> xDDDDDD
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.15785
No.15786
>>15783
End of humanity pls
No.15787
Be prepared for edgy, this is something younger me wrote. I say younger, it was early 2010 I think.
—————————-
He stepped out onto the harbour, his wooden armour ruined, crumbling underneath the intense sun. He looked around, there wasn’t much in the area apart from boats and a small hut, the sea was bringing in a harsh breeze, causing his cape to sway in the wind.
He removed a knife from his boot and viciously cut off his cape and held it up for the wind to take.
I want to tell a story that people remember, something great, amazing, something epic, with swords and guns and time travel. One day, it will come together, it will be magical, I want people to know of my tales, the time I found paradise, the time I run from a hoard of ravenous werewolves.
I want to go on an adventure, sail the seas, one day I shall commandeer a boat, sail around Britain, picking up teenage castaways for my jolly pirate crew. Then we will sail to small islands, helping the inhabitants by day, drinking by night. Then we will leave, onto the next destination. On our way we shall pick up stories, and we shall tell them to the British tourists we meet in foreign bats, we shall tell them of us, and they shall tell their friends and so on. We will become legends, urban myth, and although that is what I want now, we will have passed this then, we will be living in the moment, loving what we do, sleeping rough and making the world a better place.
Eventually we’ll try and get to Russia, although I hear the ports are icy, so it will be hard, no boar I get from around here will get in there, I’ll have to find a new boat, perhaps something from some place I visit. Then we will teach compassion to the cold hearted Ruski’s, and the world will be a better place. Then we will get horses, and travel over land through Europe, continuing out quest to help people in need, and out name shall spread over Europe too, until we eventually reach France, where we shall settle for some years, to enjoy life, and decide what our next adventure seeks from us.
That could be it. My urban adventure, but to do so I would have to research, sail myself, visit the ports, the countries. I would not feel right writing about something I had not experienced, be it sword fight, sailing or anything. There are so many ideas, swirling around in my head, I just want them to manifest and I don’t care how. Short stories? Books? Lyrics? Films? Who cares, I just need to get it out, I am mad with it inside me, and it seems the only way to get it out is writing down ideas like this. The words make me feel so much better, no matter how hastily scrawled they are, writing them makes me feel in my own world, so alive, writing could be my calling. I want to find my calling so much, not knowing what I want to do with my life is horrible.
Does everyone feel it? Not knowing what you want to do? Is everyone this empty? The problem is, what if I never find it? What if I always feel empty? Makes me wonder if there are people who never have.
Are all the adults in my life really happy? Does my mum just want to stay in all day, taking care of the house? Her child? Does my father want to work in law? Keep the streets clean? He seems to enjoy his hobby more, why didn’t he get a job in that? WHAT DO I WANT TO DO? Whatever it is, I hope I find it soon.
I should learn to like coffee. No I shouldn’t, shut up me, I thought coffee was part of my character, it would be cool, but NO!!! I am not a character, I am a person, I need to stop thinking like that. I think that carrying a notebook with me would help my mind. I can write everything down instead of keeping it in my head. Although I don’t know how long something that could fit in my pocket would last, Ill have to carry an A4 pad in a bag, that would be a good idea, I like bags, bags are cool, like bow ties. DR WHO REFERENCE. HAHAHAHA. I am such a product of TV and film, and video games. All that crap, what is even the real me? I don’t know, capitalism at its best.
No.15789
No.15790
It was my second day of work today. Work feels like a sham. I start at 5ish every day and sit there doing nothing until 9, when everyone comes in, and then pretend to look busy until about 2 when I go home.
I've earned about £120 in the past 2 days by sitting down in a chair. This doesn't feel right.
No.15791
>>15790
You're buying us all freddos.
No.15792
No.15793
>>15790
What are you actually supposed to be doing?
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No.15795
No.15796
I'm going to try nofap, I think it is all broscience really but maybe it will make me so horny that I want to approach 2/10s.
No.15797
>>15796
There's a few benefits to no fap that I've experienced.
I've stopped feeling sleepy / ultra-relaxed at all times, avoiding porn especially perfect 2D girls makes real woman appear several times more attractive, and I generally feel less anxiety when I'm around other people or in public because I haven't just jizzed to some deplorable shit.
It also just feels good to overcome a fairly powerful craving. It can be difficult at times, but I just think to myself "do I really want to break my 17 week streak just to feel good for a few seconds, only to immediately regret it and have to start over from the beginning?".
>>15795
Sorry, I've not long got back from a late-night trip with my mum to Asda. Bought myself a shit load of new clothes first time ever I think for when we go on holiday next week, and some bits for father's day.
Absolutely knackered now though, so I'm off to bed. Goodnight guys.
No.15798
How do normies keep track of all this shit, facebook, twitter, instagram.
Also a whore just posted this on normiebook.
No.15799
>tfw unsatisfying shit that doesn't feel quite complete
And right before bed too
No.15800
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anyone want to go on omegle text?
i'm feeling extra lonely tonight
No.15801
No.15802
>>15799
You mean like spending entire days or weeks focusing really hard on something completely trivial or pointless, only to never touch whatever it was again?
Happens to me all the time.
No.15803
Sorry I haven't been around for the past 4 days or so. My parents got even crazier and broke my laptop then my dad put hands on me kek. They also stole my phone charger, thank you based eBay for the hook up.
What did I miss?
No.15804
>>15803
Don't think you've missed much. Some anon's been streaming, there's that big notice about some aussies getting mad at an image of a file directory.
But holy hell what did you do to make them flip out like that?
>Inb4 "exist"
No.15805
>>15804
Basically just called them dumb for all their crazy baseless views.
>I AM NOT DUMB I WORK HARD AT MY JOB RAH RAH RAH
Oh well can't choose your parents. Just need to endure one more month then I'll be out of there.
No.15806
>>15805
I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to have smart, successful parents that wouldn't have allowed me to be a failure.
No.15807
No.15808
>>15805
If I said anything like that to my parents I'd get hit, why'd you antagonise them?
No.15809
>>15808
>get hit
how old are you?
I've only been hit a couple times when I was very young like 7 or 8.
Hit your parents back if they hit you. Srs.
No.15810
what the fuck am I watching
this is creepy as fuck
https://twitter.com/kanelarks
watch his videos that he's posted
No.15811
>>15809
>be about 12
>dad died years ago
>mum is abusive
>one day she hits me then turns to walk away
>rage mode activated
>slap her square in her back
>it lands so hard she practically collapses and thinks it was a full on punch
>she never hits me again
I'm sure people will consider it "edgy" that I hit my mum but I don't regret it one bit.
No.15812
>>15810
it's a brave new world
No.15813
Just sent off the application for college.
Now I have to be on edge for the next 4 weeks for the incoming phone call
No.15814
>>15809
20, don't live at home anymore, it's not been since I was younger but there's still no way I'd say anything bad to them
No.15815
Requesting this for next stream
No.15816
>>15793
Testing a videogame, but tomorrow is my fourth day there and nobody has told me what to do. The boss just sits round the corner, he actually hasn't said a word to me yet. Idk I guess I'll keep going in if they keep paying me.
No.15817
>>15816
Do you play anything?
No.15818
>>15816
That's actually a pretty cushy job, I'd start actually working if I was you, I doubt it would be hard to replace you.
No.15819
I'm testing out my streaming capabilities until anyone else streams or din-dins.
http://www.twitch.tv/wite_powder
No.15820
>>15819
Might want to change some settings, it goes like this whenever there is motion.
No.15822
>>15820
thanks, I fixed it
No.15823
No.15824
>>15823
I can stream again, trying to s-rank missions atm.
No.15825
>>15816
>>15818
yeah mate, if you think you can just sit there and they won't ever check up, you're in for a rude awakening. What's likely to happen is it'll get to the end of the week, they'll come over to see what you've done, and when they see you've done fuck all you'll be out of the door.
Go to your manager and ask him for some guidance.
No.15826
>>15824
Ah no worries. Maybe you could hold the streaming this evening? When everyone's about. Get all comfy again.
Today socks, are pulled up. Made an etsy. A business page Facebook, and started crafting shit. My first piece hasn't gone so well. As my design was bigger my workspace. So now waiting for my boards before being able to continue. But it works out for each design it costs roughly between 14 and 24 pence. Then to sell on for about £5 - 6 so yeah. It's all game related shit. I'm hoping to home in on the tumblr crowd.
No.15827
>>15826
I prefer watching other britfeelers stream to streaming, I don't talk anyway.
No.15828
>>15826
not being rude mate but what is that meant to be?
No.15829
>>15828
It's the top of the horde sigil from world of warcraft, the board was too small to make it all in one go, so I'm now waiting for another board to complete it!
>>15827
No worries, I'd do it again, but a but worried about sounding sperg. Some bloke came in last night and posted twitch speak to me, which I had to Google. It made me proper paranoid.
No.15830
just had some chocolate doughnuts, only 2 though because im watching my figure :L
No.15831
>>15829
>last night
I didn't even know you were streaming, you didn't post about it
No.15832
Sorted out both my cupboards, got rid of like 3 black bags worth of shit, plus a bunch of clothes to go to the charity shop. Still gotta sort out my writing desk though, its filled with bottles of cider, deodrant cans, old wallets and shit like that, then there's an unholy draw under it filled with who knows what.
Feels pretty good, Ive started brushing my teeth again to, using baking soda toothpase so my teeth are already looking considerably whiter. Did cave in and buy a mcdonalds when I popped out to buy fathers day stuff though, but I didnt enjoy it. I'll have to skip snacking tonight to make up for it.
I think I'm gunna make it guys.
No.15833
>>15830
Send me the other 2 lad
>>15832
Good job m8 keep it up
No.15834
>>15833
i will send you the last one lad
Hope you can handle the oozing chocolate deep inside the doughnut
No.15835
>>15825
I've done testing before, the first week I did nothing but watch videos because nobody told us what to do. We were literally a group of temps alone in a room for a week.
Its a bit different here, we're in the same room, its just so badly organised. I have done work, but I mean they use some weird bespoke software that nobody has told me how to use so I don't think I'm logging things right.
The guy in charge of me is a temp who has only been there a month. A new guy started today and he was just left alone all day on a desk. I was the only person to talk to him all day.
I'm so surprised how some places are run. I'm sure it'll pick up but right now it's a bloody mess .
No.15836
>>15835
well mate, do what you think is best but bear in mind when shit's not done, you and the other new starters will be the first to be blamed. Especially seeing as you're temps and they can get rid of you without any fuss.
No.15837
>>15835
Sounds like hell. I was supposed to be doing some work with a games news/review site for a while, but it was so disorganised I couldn't get anything done. no one ever specifically asked me to do anything, and they just posted passive aggressive stuff in the group chat about not enough being done all the time. Then they'd ask if anyone had a certain console and then be pissed off when no one did, despite them asking all new people what consoles they have, so they should know.
No.15838
>>15836
I get what you mean, I mean I want to know how to do these things properly, but nobody is approachable. Guys just sit there with their headphones on and if someone asks them a question they act like you've just shat on your desk. There are a couple of good guys, but not maager types. I see myself as a recourse that they have hired, and if they don't want to put the energy into telling me what to do, I'm not going to take the initiative.
>>15837
Fuck that. Office organisation throws around so many buzzwords and things but it just means nothing. People prepare more for reports than doing the things they're reporting on.
No.15839
>>15837
>>15838
britfeelgamejourno site when?
I fucking hate journalists though.
No.15840
>>15831
Aye I was. That meaty rod fella caught the tail end of it. Didn't advertise on here as I thought it was annoying people
No.15841
>>15840
>a bunch of people watched when you streamed and enjoyed it
>people posting in the thread asking for a stream
>decide it would be better to stream without telling anyone
No.15842
>>15839
d-don't. I have a bad habit for buying URLs, and generally not finishing projects.
britfeel.co.uk is going to waste already.
No.15843
>>15839
write our first article mate, you can make it happen
No.15844
>>15839
I'm pretty good at bureaucracy and organisation, so I could take on the managerial role, telling people what to do and keeping stuff in check if we did it. I fucking love bureaucracy.
No.15845
>tfw mummy won't buy me a capture card
>tfw mummy doesnt understand that lets plays are how i will escape being a NEET
its almost as bad as when she said my deviantart sucked
No.15846
>>15844
>>15843
Well I've got some cheeky hosting so we can set up the site for free if this actually a thing you guys want to do.
I mean what would it even be about. NEET life?
No.15847
>>15846
>NEET life
please no
No.15848
>>15847
i-i don't know, what else even happens here anymore.
No.15849
>>15846
what about ways to improve your life? But instead of the bullshit "be yourself" or "just talk to her" shit, it's genuine, small-step stuff that we know can help
No.15850
>>15849
to elaborate, it would be stuff that the normies would scoff at, but robots and other outcasts might get some real use out of
No.15851
>>15848
>anymore
>implying anything ever happened here
No.15852
>>15850
like the stuff they have over at /improve/?
which seems to be mostly cold showers from what I've seen
No.15853
>>15850
> weekly highest freddo price competition
> how to care for your dakimakura
> tips on throwing a good party and where to get
party supplies
No.15854
>>15852
lets just steal their ideas, throw in some memes and monetize the whole thing
No.15855
>>15854
Buzzfeed seems to be doing well, why not?
No.15856
>>15855
the only obstacle I foresee here is the profit sharing. With an anonymous userbase it's pretty hard to decide who gets a cut.
No.15857
>>15854
What do you mean 'lets'?
All it takes is one person to create articles under different names.
Also how did we get to this from games journalism.
No.15858
>>15857
>What do you mean 'lets'?
Used in the imperative to formulate various expressions; as a polite way of making or responding to a suggestion, giving an instruction, or introducing a remark.
No.15859
>>15858
>'Lets'
>'Let us'
>'us'
No.15860
>>15859
I don't see your point
No.15862
No.15863
>>15860
Why would multiple people need to create a website where only one person is needed to run it.
Just rewriting stuff off improve doesn't take multiple people, how would you split the profits anyway?
>>15861
Fuck off you kike.
No.15864
>closed bt Internet account in January
>'your latest bt bill is online' email out of the blue
>they are giving me £25 for some reason
Bretty gud
No.15865
>>15863
are you one of the autists that takes everything 100% literally?
No.15866
>>15865
He's right though, how would the profits be split?
No.15867
No.15868
>>15865
>people theorize something
>that theory has something wrong with it
>LOL DID U THINK WE WERE SRS? XDD
No.15869
>>15856
>>15866
The best way would be for the site owner to own all monetization and pay a certain mount per article posted.
An alternative would be that content owners could put own their adverts (adsense, etc) in their own articles.
No.15870
>>15867
>calling out autism
>here
Please go back to /int/.
No.15871
>>15868
>steal their ideas and add memes
>a serious business proposal
come on mate, really?
No.15872
>>15866
>implying there would be profit. We'd be doing it for lulz, i'd doubt we'd actually make much.
No.15873
munch's oddysee stream WHEN
No.15874
>>15871
Wow you might have autism m8.
I didn't think anyone was seriously thinking about starting a business, but I still thought I would comment on what you people were already theorizing. That's why I said theorizing instead of planning.
No.15875
>>15874
>act like a complete autist and respond in a serious way to an obviously joking post
>accuse other people of autism when they call you on it
just stop
No.15876
>>15875
listen kid i've been in internet fights my whole life and the only way to solve this is to meet me behind tescos right now
No.15877
>>15876
on my way. I didn't want to have to do this, but…
you just made it personnel
No.15878
oioi might have another chocolate doughnut lads :L
No.15882
>>15878
A minute on the lips a lifetime on the hips gurlfriend
No.15884
>>15883
unf
>tfw want to fuck pepe now
No.15885
>>15883
How well has it been going for you?
I'm really underweight but I struggle to eat more than I normally do without feeling like I'm going to explode, then being constipated for several days.
No.15886
>>15885
Get some fiber down you lad
No.15887
>guy in csgo keeps singing 'all about that bass' in chat like a retard
>this girl totally falls for him and asks him to keep playing because she thinks he's hilarious
ban all women from games lol, she hasn't left last place
No.15888
>>15885
Started at 8 stone 7 now at just under 10 stone. Been going to the gym for 3 months. I'm also taking creatine so some of that would be water weight mind.
I struggled with eatings loads of food at first too, that was mainly because I was eating healthy ish clean food like chest breast and oats. Since then I just eat what I want, a lot of calorie dense food to get my calories up.
If you're underweight just start lifting, get a lot of protein and calorie dense food and you'll put on muscle soon enough.
No.15889
>>15888
A newbie lifter won't get anything out of creatine; it's for long-time lifters who are trying to break plateaus - though you might look a bit puffier I suppose.
No.15890
>>15889
Not true, it can be used by anyone looking to put on some mass. Yeah my muscles, especially my arms look a bigger since taking it, anyway It's cheap as fuck, you can get a 8 month supply for like £15 on myprotein.
No.15891
>>15888
Hm, I'm around 8 1/2 stone right now, even though I'm 6ft tall. I was around 12 stone about 5 or 6 years ago, but it all dropped off one year and never came back.
I've got other aspects of my life I think I need to work on before trying the whole "work out and eat right" thing current goal is to go into a shop and buy something on my own, I'm finally at a point where I can go outside and walk there and back by myself, but I haven't gone in yet, but it's nice to know that it's possible. I'm pretty tired of being a frail skeleton.
No.15892
>>15890
It will certainly increase your levels of water retention, but as far as muscle gains go, it's really not going to make a difference. The supplement industry is all about making people buy shit they don't need; all that matters is your routine and your nutrition. Even whey isn't necessary unless you struggle to hit your macros with solid food or have a busy schedule and don't have time for big meals.
I've been lifting for 4 years and have never used supplements, and am still progressing just fine; but this is just advice - take it or leave it. Perhaps you can save some money.
No.15893
I managed to sort out "the draw" guys, and the box that I tipped "the draw" from my uni house into. I'm officially done with tidying. I feel so much better.
Also, is the DNS bypass messing up for anyone else? I feel like i've done it 3 times today.
No.15894
>>15893
Yeah I've done it twice iirc
No.15895
>>15893
I find that on mobile internet (rather than wifi) it makes me do it constantly.
No.15896
>>15892
It's one of the few supplements that have been proven to work though. Obviously it's not a miracle worker like steroids but it helps you push out a couple extra reps. Do you not even take whey protein? How much progress have you made?
No.15897
>>15893
Nice one mate, it's high time I sorted my own room out, but I just can't ever be bothered.
I've not had any issues with that myself, only done it once today.
No.15898
Got sunburnt today. Face is feeling hot. Luckily my arms tan straightaway without getting burnt tho
No.15899
>>15896
From what I've picked up over the years from online fitness communities (especially one particularly knowledgeable tripfag on 4chan /fit/ who ended up getting doxxed and having to leave) is that it's good for breaking plateaus when you've been lifting a while, so based on that it would seem pointless for a beginner - especially considering how mammoth beginner gains are. It can't hurt to take it, of course; but perhaps it would be better to save it for a time when you actually need it. I was progressing steadily until around 6 months ago when I injured my shoulder, and I've been recovering since then. I've never taken whey because I've always been able to hit my macros with food. If you struggle to eat enough, or have a busy schedule, then by all means take it - there's nothing better in these situations - but if neither apply to you then you might be wasting your money.
No.15900
>>15899
Another thing is that I've always been frugal, so I avoid spending unless I absolutely have to - even with regards to little things like creatine, which I understand is quite cheap.
No.15901
>>15810
what the fuck is going on here
I don't understand
why are so many teenage girls telling him how awesome he is?
No.15902
>>15901
Twitter is no place for people like us. If there's only one thing you avoid in life, make it twitter.
No.15903
>>15901
l m a o
this one is funny as fuck 'baby'
pretty sure the darker one is autistic
https://twitter.com/kanelarks/status/610502032324186113
No.15904
>>15903
>>15903
Cannot unsee.
Anyone want to stream?
No.15905
>>15903
I hate faggots but at the same time I am a little envious that they have that level of intimacy
No.15906
No.15907
>>15906
Well done m8. How long are you aiming for?
No.15908
Until I get laid. My aim is to get so horny that I want to fuck a 1/10.
I've only ever gone about 10 days
watching vids for inspo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iGadNkDZto
No.15909
>>15906
Nice one, keep going.
If it's any help, days 2 and 3 were probably the hardest for me to get past. I had to start over every couple of days for a few weeks before I successfully broke past it. Once I accomplished that, it became significantly easier and I've not fapped since.
No.15910
>>15909
>not fapped since
did it help?
No.15911
>>15908
I might try too.
It's so hard to abstain when you are at a computer all day.
No.15912
>>15910
IMO, there's no point doing nofap unless you're taking active steps in other areas to improve yourself - ie. going out and talking to people; cutting down on computer time; reading/learning; taking cold showers (thanks /improve/). You'll probably just drive yourself mad and end up edging otherwise. If you are doing some of these things then I've found it increases confidence and mood a little - perhaps it's placebo but I think there's something to it.
No.15913
>>15906
I've decided to go for it too since you posted, Im at around 30 hours atm. It was hardest last night, right at the start. Otherwise I've been surprisingly okay today.
No.15914
>>15903
>>15905
imagine if this was done by a straight couple, people would just be slating them for being "cringey" and not being able to keep it to themselves, but if it's a borderline underage twink with an AIDS ridden 30 year old meth addict it's suddenly okay. Society is so fucking awful.
No.15915
No.15916
>>15910
My goal was always to try and recalibrate my sense of lust/attraction to something a bit more "healthy" after my many years fapping to increasingly bizarre and deplorable things, so yeah I guess.
I've also been doing a lot of general self-improvement too like >>15912 says. No cold showers though, fuck that shit.
No.15917
>>15916
>floor tiles
I remember that fucking guy.
No.15918
>>15917
I missed that but there was a thread on R9K a while back where a necrophilliac posted, really interesting stuff
especially to see all the similarities we had
No.15919
>>15916
I'm mainly on "weird" level but I just make it to creep thanks to stretch marks
No.15920
>>15919
>just make it to creep
Most creep-tier stuff was pretty standard shit for me, anything less stopped doing it for me years ago. I've only fapped to a couple of things in degenerate and irredeemable-tier though.
No.15921
>>15920
I just noticed that "obesity" is on "degenerate" and given the levels of everything else that one seems way too high
No.15922
>>15921
Yeah I thought that too, BBW is normalfag as fuck.
No.15923
>>15921
>>15922
Still degenerate.
No.15924
No.15925
>>15923
it's degenerate in general terms, but in the context of those tiers it's normalfag or weird at the worst
No.15926
>>15923
True, but so is all porn. And everyone from normalfags to NEET social outcasts like their porn.
>>15924
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.15927
>>15926
It is worse than most porn since it is degeneracy of genes, breeding with a fat bitch.
No.15928
>>15927
Breeding with women who have slept with countless men of various ethnic backgrounds in front of a camera is probably a bad idea for the future of humanity too, but thankfully touching oneself to a depiction of an act is not equal to performing it.
If it was, I'd probably be either imprisoned or dead.
No.15929
It's getting late, I should go to bed.
Goodnight guys.
No.15930
where's that guy who used to post the same pic every night he went to bed? It was a cartoon of a guy tucked in bed
No.15931
What feel haunts you as you lay in bed alone?
Personally it's that I'll never be one of these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg
I try my hardest by listening to Modern Talking and closing my eyes.
No.15932
why the fuck am I watching these autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9mGgxKIgg
it's so shit and cringe but I can't look away
No.15933
>>15932
kek, this is quality.
No.15934
>>15933
I almost finished watching all of it. I can't believe it.
The mexican guy is a little autist cunt. Seriously. If he woke me up and started jumping on me I would kick him out too. @1:17 shaun basically tells the mexican that he doesn't like him kek
No.15935
>>15934
1hour:17 I should add
No.15936
>>15934
how old are they? They both have greying hair, they must be what? In their 30s? What the fuck man.
No.15937
>>15936
the guy who upped the video is like 32 or something. he must have really shite gene's because his teeth are all fucked up too.
No.15938
>>15937
>the spic only brought $80 for a weekend in vegas
this just keeps getting sadder and sadder
No.15939
>>15936
>>15937
also shaun the other fat guy is in his 30s too I think. He literally lives in his parents basement and watches movie all day and doesn't work. Not sure how old the mexican is.
No.15940
>>15938
wait till the end he actually had $500 and made his friends pay for all his shit
No.15941
>>15939
>>15940
it's their first night in vegas and all they've done so far is buy a few dvds from a store
their banter is fucking awful
>hey fuck you man
>haha I'll put my finger in your butt dude
>haha don't grab my tits asshole
No.15942
>>15941
kek, It's so shit that it's funny though
No.15943
Decided to be a mad man and open my bedroom window, because it's too hot. Might get some insect visitors, which is why I don't like to do it, but fuck it. Gotta have a laugh.
No.15944
>>15942
I don't think they even like eachother, it's bizarre.
No.15945
>>15943
I had to close mine because it's windy as fuck here.
I don't mind the insects unless it's an annoying moth or spider
No.15946
No.15948
>>15947
You're not him you phony
No.15949
>>15948
I am. Decided not to continue it when it got to avatarfag level. Also it's on my mobile and it's annoying to go through the folders and select it each time.
No.15950
Wheres the best site to look for jobs?
No.15951
>>15949
Nah, you're not him. He left.
No.15952
No.15953
>>15949
Well, if you ARE him, that was probably good move.
No.15954
>tfw attracted to objectively unattractive/low-tier girls
I think it's some kind of evolutionary response as my brain knows I have no chance with a decent woman
No.15955
No.15956
>>15955
Just get it over with lad. You were always going to fail anyway.
No.15958
>>15955
>No fap
>Going against something so natural its even in religious texts
>So much so that not fapping can give you problems with your penis and can even disfigure the balls so much so that a trip to hospital is mandatory to stop the pain
No.15959
>>15958
There's nothing wrong with fapping to your imagination, but I'm guessing you watch porn, which is about as far away from 'natural' as it gets.
No.15960
>>15958
It's not natural to wank off to a girl getting gangbanged and pee'd on by 10 men.
People used to have actual sex instead of wanking so much
No.15961
>fapped twice since last night.
feels bad man.
No.15962
>>15961
Il fap on you in a minute no homo
No.15963
Eating wheetos in my garden in the sun t b h
No.15964
Just gave a paki a dirty look lads. We're all gonna make it.
No.15965
I just came back from a walk, and from a distance I saw someone I was friends with back in school (but haven't met or spoken to in about 7 years) get out of his car with his girlfriend and into his house.
Made me feel a little jealous and inadequate at first, but then I remembered hearing that his dad died of cancer a few years ago.
No.15966
>>15964
Be careful m8 or you might not be able to participate in the beta uprising
No.15967
>>15964
It's ramadam. You should respect their culture. :v)
No.15968
>>15967
Gonna find the nearest mosque and eat a kebab right outside
No.15969
>>15965
>I remembered hearing that his dad died of cancer a few years ago.
Normie BTFO
No.15970
>>15968
Why not a bacon sandwich?
No.15971
>>15970
Given they can't eat I wanted it to be something they normally WOULD eat so it's extra suffering for them
No.15972
>>15959
>>15960
You cant guess I watch porn just because i went aginst your stupid motives.
Fapping to pictures or even drawings is just as 'natural' as imagination, which isnt what I was even talking about anyway.
No wonder you have to resort to some stupid no -fap thing because you have shit thoughts about women getting beaten up in the weird porn you faggots watched, GTFO
No.15973
Lads, you think there's a market for self-hindrance books?
No.15974
>>15972
>he faps to hentai
Keep telling yourself it's normal m8. At least we're combating our deviance.
No.15975
>>15972
get the fuck out you normie fuck
I bet you watch normie porn with fake tits
GET THE FUCK OF REEEEE
No.15976
>>15974
>Hes so mad
>He thinks I fap to hentai
Just calm the fuck down and listen to what i'm sayin'
>>15975
>pic related
No.15977
>>15976
>Fapping to pictures or even drawings
What else would porn drawings be classed as?
No.15978
This humidity is killing me lads.
No.15979
>>15978
This weather is making me look a a right tit
>Need to go town
>Check outside
>Chilly enough to need a hoodie under my jacket
>Brrrr
>Get town
>Warming up undo jacket
>Grab snackage and lunch
>Walking home
>The humidity is rising and the wind dies down
>Oh god the heat is sapping all my strength
>Get home
>Dump clothes on floor
>Lie on bed in shorts and enjoy the benefit of my room never seeing sunlight
No.15980
>>15978
It's not even that hot you pussy
No.15981
>>15980
Do you know what humidity is?
No.15982
>>15980
Thats why I specifically stated humidity, not heat.
No.15983
>>15981
>>15982
It's not even that humid
No.15984
>>15983
Maybe not where you live, but in the west country it's humid as fuck right now.
No.15985
No.15986
>>15984
Where bouts in the West Country you at ?
No.15987
No.15988
No.15989
Why is life so awful lads? Nothing particularly bad has even happened to me recently, everything is just so bland and grey and shit and samey.
No.15990
>>15989
Possibly because you haven't done anything different to what you usually do, or at least haven't acknowledged yourself doing so.
No.15991
>>15990
That's true
I'm going to go to the shop and buy a bottle of vodka to mix things up
No.15992
>>15991
get some dank while you're out lad
No.15993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1idZRLdpo
Some tips on being a normie from the Russian.
No.15994
>>15993
She's fairly unbearable, from the overacting to the revolting make-up. Not to mention the "advice";
>just get out of your shell and talk to the people around you!
>it's as easy as that!
0/10 - Would not socialise with.
No.15995
>>15994
I just love her accent lol,
No.15996
>>15993
Don't post that shit in here again. Downboated.
No.15997
back from the shop lads. Got a liter of absolut, some doritos and some kitkats. Living the dream.
No.15998
>>15997
You're not gonna drink all that tonight, are you?
No.15999
>>15998
nah, probably just going to have a few shots to take the edge off.
No.16000
>hearthstone servers are down
W H Y
H
Y
L I V E
I
V
E
No.16001
>>16000
fancy a game when it goes back up lad?
No.16002
No.16003
>buy games on steam during sale
>dont play any of them
>just browse brit/pol/, watch youtube videos of other people playing games and masturbate all day
No.16004
>>16003
I think we've all been there at one point or another.
There's no need to feel guilty about not playing vidya though. It's not exactly important or productive, even if you have spent money on it. It's just another thing you could have spent wasted your time doing rather than the other not-important-nor-productive things you decided to do instead.
No.16005
drunk, kebabs on the way, friday night muthafuckas
who /streaming/ tonight?
No.16006
>first on my team
>last round of the match
>around 45 minutes of playing
>my teammates kick me because they're all in a teamspeak and are ebin troles
No.16007
I figured it out. The reason I don't really like playing games even though I do like it, is because when I'm doing that, I'm completely alone. When I'm not playing games I have imageboards and so am slightly less lonely. I feel like I'm missing out when I play games.
No.16008
>>16007
Find a few lads to play games with?
No.16009
Alcohol is just making me feel worse. This was an awful idea. Everything is awful.
No.16010
>>16009
>Alcohol is just making me feel worse
No shit, alcohol is literally a depressant. It's pretty much the one thing you really should avoid when you're feeling down.
>Everything is awful
Not true, black and white thinking is awful though.
No.16011
>>16008
i dont want friends
i just want a girlfriend to be lonely with
i want lots of girlfriends
No.16013
No.16014
>>16012
the hero we all need
No.16015
No.16016
No.16017
>>16016
Oh boy.
Greenie why didn't you stay go?
No.16018
>>16001
Finally beat the fucker, ready now if you're about. Sorry for keeping you waiting.
No.16019
>>16017
Cos I love you all
No.16021
>>16018
nah it's alright mate, off to watch some breaking bad in a minute. appreciate the offer though
No.16022
First week of work over lads. It was quite good. They're actually on a massive hiring drive for game testers. The thing is I don't have any friends so I can't suggest it to anybody.
No.16023
Orange bulmers is so refreshing hnnnngghh
No.16024
>tfw you will never be friends with Dylann
No.16025
>>16022
Nice one mate, have you actually done any work yet?
No.16026
No.16027
>>16026
Just starting mine off now m8
No.16028
>>16027
Gee us a pic lad ;) no homo
No.16029
>>15873
Doing a small stream of my gear hunt if you want to chill
No.16030
>>16026
Good start, keep it up. How long are you aiming for?
No.16031
>>16030
Until I get laid. My aim is to get so horny that I want to fuck a 1/10.
I've only ever gone about 10 days
No.16032
>>16031
>Until I get laid.
Is that likely? Do you go out "on the prowl" and all that stuff?
No.16033
>>16032
no but I'm starting a new job soon which will force me to talk to people more. maybe I will get some qt girl customers I can practice talking to aswell.
No.16034
>>16033
Sounds like a good start, if you're ready to do that kind of thing.
I need to start thinking about getting some sort of work or human interaction into my life too, I've avoided it all completely for the entirety of my adult life thus far.
No.16035
anyone else have imaginary friends that they like to pretend are watching them all the time?
No.16036
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No.16037
>>16036
It's OK. One day we'll fucking hang all those shitskin cunts and the ones that brought them here.
No.16038
>>16036
Literally all of those types of pics are fake though.
No.16039
>>16038
No they fucking aren't. That shit with sheboon Obama happened this week. It's real you stupid motherfucker. I read just yesterday about a town that has only 48 white British left in it. You don't seriously deny that demographic replacement is happening do you?
No.16040
>>16039
I'm saying most of those pics on Twitter and Facebook are fake as fuck. Obviously that fucked up if ofsted actually said that though.
No.16041
>>16040
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/11240700/School-marked-down-by-Ofsted-for-being-too-white.html
Don't think the phrase 'too white' was ever used. But saying 'too white' or 'not enough non-white' is the same thing. Diversity simply means less white people.
No.16042
>>16035
Since before I can remember I've been chatting away about various things as if I was talking to friends or a girlfriend, that in reality are non-existent.
I've had conversations with pretend people about having conversations with pretend people about having conversations with pretend people, it can get a little maddening.
I think it's negatively affected my ability to communicate with real people too, I'm almost completely unable to talk about anything that isn't myself or things I'm interested in. Post related.
No.16043
>>16041
Fair enough. I don't understand why they brought race into the equation though. A good school is a good school.
No.16044
I decided to go out with some 'friends' since I'm home now. I'm in a club and it's dark and loud, and I can't get drunk enough to enjoy this. I can't handle what's going on.
No.16045
>>16044
You must be the first person to post from a club.
Just have a few drinks and talk to some girls.
Also REEE NORMIE etc
No.16046
No.16047
Can the admin change the world filter back for 'lol' now. I've been a good boy.
No.16048
>>16044
I'm glad to not be in your shoes. Have fun with all the normalfags >implying you aren't one also, and in the meantime I'll be enjoying the comfort of my own bed in peace.
Goodnight guys.
No.16049
>>16045
My problem is that at uni I just sat in my room and drunk, so now it's super hard to get drunk in a club without spending a fortune. I'm in hell.
No.16050
>>16049
I don't feel sorry for you, because you have friends to invite you out even if you don't really like or know them, and you have enough confidence that you didn't immediately turn the offer down and hide in your room for the next few years, and actually went out with them.
Thinking that being out on a Friday night with friends is hell is pure normie world problems.
No.16051
>>16050
Eh, I'm not surprised, but I consider myself a cyborg, not a normie. The only reason I have friends is I clinged to them at school so I didn't get bullied, and they seen to put up with my avoiding them a lot. Theybwere the alt music/ mother crowd at uni, so somewhat easy to get into.
In other news, I left my coke for 20 minutes and now it tastes funny, I might have been spiked.
No.16052
>>16051
Someone jizzed in your coke m8
No.16053
>>16052
Taste like toffee apple cider l.o.l.
No.16054
I get to go home soon, and I get to go to a kebab shop. Not worth this hell.
No.16055
>>16054
you didn't get spiked then?
No.16056
>>16054
I assume someone poured something into my drink, tasted like crap but whatever, not propper drink spiking. Back home with a chicken kebab, I can stay in for another month or two now.
No.16057
>>16056
sounds good. I've been to two clubs, though shit, too loud, too many people, overpriced drinks.
I'm happier being a robot
No.16058
>>16057
Don't get me wrong, I prefer sitting at home doing bugger all, playing vidja and posting on imageboards that interacting with real people too, the only reason I consider myself a cyborg is that I have a group of "friends", even if I dont enjoy it, its more than I consider a robot to have, and I keep interacting with them at a minimum just in case I need social stuff. Other than today, the last time I saw them was a night during the easter break.
No.16059
>>16058
nothing wrong with being a cyborg, I just enjoy being a robot, I know some people are here because they're too anxious or socially retarded to be normies
No.16060
>>16059
I'd enjoy being a robot too, I just feel like people may be useful to me some time in the future. They all have skills in various different areas that may be useful to me. I know a realtor, a travel agent, a musician, a cook, an engineer and someone that works on the trains. I don't have an emotional connection to them, but they do to me. I pretend to have missed them when I see them, then go a month or two without seeing them then do so again.If anything, I might be a psychopath.
No.16061
>>16060
I think I'm psycho too sometimes, I've never been in love or anything, I just don't give a shit about people, I don't hate them or anything, and I wouldn't kill anyone, I just don't care.
No.16062
>>16061
I dont mention it, cause it seems like I'm being edgy or something
No.16063
>>16059
Yeah, I mean, I appreciate company, like just someone else in the room, especially when eating but whether its another person, an animal or even a youtube video, I'm okay with it. I can't remember the last time I liked someone as a person, I have a group of "friends" and I feel like meeting or getting to know anyone else is a waste of time.
No.16064
>>16063
I can't eat in front of other people, I'm fucked in the head that way, but yeah, I know what you mean
No.16065
looks like the roofies finally kicked in
No.16066
>>16047
>I've been a good boy
You haven't though.
No.16067
>16059
>I know some people are here because they're too anxious or socially retarded to be normies
That's the crux of it really.
Most my depression when it was at it's worst was that I felt that I would never have friends, a girlfriend, an education, a job, a car, a house, children, etc., or even be able to leave the house on my own to go for a walk or go in a shop due to my inability to socialise and communicate with people (later diagnosed as asperger's) and a regression into a near constant state of anxiety and agoraphobia.
Even though I've since managed to conquer one of those things this recently (I've successfuly gone for walks on my own), I do still feel a lot of inner jealousy and disdain towards those who have managed to obtain any of those things, especially without ever being in a similar pit of despair to myself for many years.
I often have an inability to imagine what hardships and difficulties others my have faced or be facing during their lives, which is either due to my own personal failing, or asperger's (in which case, I'm not sure it can be helped).
No.16068
I almost fapped but I didnt :€)
No.16069
>>16067
I meant >>16059
Writing posts on a tablet a shit, one more reason to get out of bed after waking up, so I can use my computer instead of a shitty touchscreen.
No.16070
>>16067
I'll be finding out if I have Aspergers syndrome on Tuesday, got some phonecall Triage with a mental health specialist.
God i'm so sick of people assuming I will behave like other people socially then being suprised or offended when I don't.
No.16071
what games do you play on your iphone/ipad lads?
No.16072
>>16071
H E A R T H S T O N E
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No.16075
>tfw I won't be neet to play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXU5k4U8x20
why do fuck all games come out when I'm neet?
No.16076
>>16075
what job you got mate?
No.16077
>>16076
just working in a local shop
that's if they actually keep me on longer than a couple months
No.16078
>>16071
I have an android tablet, but mobile/tablet games a cancer and a shit.
No.16079
So I' around 26 hours into nofap attempt 2. Really struggling atm.
No.16080
>>16079
Find somthing to distract yourself, read a book, play some vidya or whatever other hobbies you might have.
No.16081
I wish my computer was less shit so I could stream stalker for you all ;_;
No.16082
>>16081
Don't worry lad I wish I had a pc to watch it on. We're all gonna make it.
No.16083
>>16081
I wish I had better internet so I could stream Valkyria Chronicles.
No.16084
>>16083
I also wish you had better internet so I could watch you stream that.
No.16085
20 cans of sumersby cider for a tenner in tesco. Got on dat
No.16086
so it turns out when I stop slouching I'm actually 6'4. Shame I'm such a hunch-back
No.16087
My mum had a go at me for trying to throw away a bottle opening fridge magnet because she got it for me at Christmas. It's just tat, I'm never going to use it. Is it special because it has my name on and they paid a quid for it then stuck it in a stocking? I don't even drink anything from bottles, or have a fridge. I might just go stick it on the fridge downstairs and see how quickly it takes her to complain.
No.16089
No.16090
I'm so sleepy t - b - h , I haven't even done much today
No.16091
No.16092
>>16085
>sumersby
>not based Henry Westons
No.16093
>>16091
SAG said he'll be on MFC later for us
No.16094
>>16093
>MFC
literally what
No.16096
No.16097
>>16096
haha top bants la ;)
No.16098
I don't get it lads what will be streamed
No.16099
Valkyria Chronicles is on sale again for £3.75 if anyone is interested in anime jews.
No.16100
Watching Harry Potter and now I want to fap
No.16101
Went to my sisters with my dad for the day, we had a meal out too. Gave him his father's day presents (a load of useful kitchen stuff, he's going to be moving into a new house soon) and he seemed chuffed to bits with them. Spent the rest of the evening playing with my niece, she's started walking with only a little support now, won't be long before she can do it without.
Back home now though. Feels good to be doing things on a regular basis, even if they are fairly simple, after years of shutting myself away from everyone and everything.
No.16102
A 16 year old just asked me out, I'm 22, what do guys?
No.16103
>>16102
Go for it I say, might not get another chance, but please elaborate on the situation.
No.16104
>>16102
do it you phaggot, also post pics
pretty jel if you get to go deep inside that tight vaj
No.16105
>>16101
Sounds nice mate, glad you had a good time.
No.16106
>>16103
We met at a support group, we've talked for a while and get on really well, but she looks about 12 and I feel pedo enough just talking, let alone dating
No.16107
>>16104
She looks like a child though, and I'm not a pedo
No.16108
>>16107
is she one of those hot slaggy 16 year olds ? what does she look like?
No.16109
I like her personality but I'm not attracted to her
No.16110
No.16111
>>16108
No, not hot, like a child, there is nothing sexual there
No.16112