No.1681
Morning m8s
what's your plans for saturday?
No.1683
>>1681Morning man, plans? Listening to the radio, and overseeing the decorating. I've picked out the colours and shit so the important stuff yeah.
No.1684
Find shit to watch on TV, eat Doritos/sausage rolls, drink Dr Pepper.
A failed payment from last weekend has been refunded at last so I went out junk shopping
No.1685
>>1684Oh, and do Hearthstone quests. Got a 60g and two 40g quests to do
No.1686
>>1684It wasn't a failed bill was it man? You get charged for that shit.
No.1687
>>1686Nah, I screwed up when paying by card last weekend by pulling my card out too soon because I was half asleep.
No.1688
>>1687Sick, I love having more money than expected. Have you gone for those Iceland bake yourself gregs sausage rolls?
No.1689
>>1688Nah, no Iceland near me. Just went to the tesco garage and got shit there everything I picked up was £1 each, and will last me all day
No.1690
>tfw been asked to go for a "drink" tonight by a couple guys
I don't want to end up like anime man and try to kill myself
No.1691
>>1689Nice, got to keep yourself fuelled man. I've got a secret supply of healthy treats by the bed to munch on.
No.1692
Time for co-optional, chaps!
No.1693
It's… Not normal to get so pissed off at this "Pi day" shit, is it?
No.1694
>>1693It's only "pi day" if you use the retarded american format of putting the month before the day
No.1695
>>1685>tfw my phone is 1cm too small to play hearthstone onRetarded rules.
Looking to be a lazy Saturday for me.
No.1696
>>1694That's what I'm so pissed about! That stupid format
No.1697
>>1695It's out on phones now?! I play on a shitty tablet
No.1698
>>1697Yeah you can play it on any android, it the screen size is big enough. Mine narrowly isn't. No idea why they couldn't shrink the ui tho.
No.1699
>>1698Guarantee that it won't be on iPhone 4S either, then ;_;
No.1700
>>1693Yeah man. It's fucking stupid pseudo intellectual bollocks to make normies feel smart.
No.1701
>>1700I get mad at a lot of shit I see online, mostly SJWs and headcanons
No.1702
>>1701Aye. Just stay off tumblr, I couldn't last a day in that cesspool due to the self diagnosing cunts. Since when did mental health become a fashion statement man. It's embarrassing as fuck.
No.1703
>>1702TRIGGER WARNING who the fuck do you think you are, you cislord nonkin red pilled bigot misogynist
No.1704
Just woke up, had shitloads of trouble sleeping last night though, so it could be a lot worse. Better get showered and dressed, the Mormons are coming in 2 hours.
No.1705
>>1703I'll show you triggered, patriarchal shitlord.
No.1706
>>1703I think you'll find I'm an owldemonkin demigirl gender queer. Stop oppressing me and raping me with your EEEYYYEEEEESSSSS.
No.1707
>>1705Lmao that is one tumblrina that actually must have some kind of mental disorder
No.1708
>>1705Fucking hell man. I kind of wish she was just a one off mental, but a lot of young women seem to think like this currently.
No.1709
Hello m8s.
Wasn't a fan of the latest Vikings episode.
No.1710
>>1702That's actually where I got introduced to SJWs and headcanons.
Got a nice little circle of "friends" in the anti-SJW community though, so I generally shitpost in the divinekin tags
No.1711
>>1705The irony is that feminists are the biggest enforcers of fear/rape culture in the modern world with the outright fabrication of facts
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>>1707>>1708It's not just tumblr, it's "social justice" in general.
moot was at this event. No.1713
>>1710Fair play man. I personally just distance myself as far from crazy as possible. Just don't engage. If they begin spouting SJW bollocks to me, I move on swiftly. Bitches just need to grow up man and get over these phase.
No.1714
>>1713I find it hilarious when they realise I'm trans, every reaction is essentially either "internalised transmisogyny" or " y do u hate itself"
No.1715
>>1714Stop thinking for yourself, that's patriarchy!
No.1716
>>1712moot has turned to the dark side
I'm looking forward to bumping into a few of these cunts when I eventually get out to cali
No.1717
>>1715>that huge black monster in the middle No.1718
>>1717Clearly you are not quite ready for the age of diversity, white cis-het male scum. Let me know when you are ready to stand on the right side of history!
No.1719
>>1718You're right.
I wish I had enlightened parents who showed me things like this daily while growing up.
https://youtu.be/0mfLvaSWdyo No.1720
>>1719If I ever have kids, any they display any hint of this ridiculous tumblr-ness, I for one will firmly beat it out of them.
No.1721
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>>1719>>1720You'll be pleased to know they are just some retarded french performance art troupe, and not actually making children's telly.
No.1722
>>1720If I ever have kids, I'd like to raise them like Varg Vikernes does his.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnEQG6bmi_s No.1723
Got one Hearthstone quest done. I'll do the others later.
No.1724
>>1722They seem smart, but will probably end up socially retarded.
No.1725
>>1722Aye man, although I agree with
>>1724They'll have no social skills and end up on the future equivalent of /r9k/
No.1726
>>1724Why?
They go to clubs so they interact with other children still.
No.1727
>>1726I think it's more the independent development od social skills a school and office environment are more comparable than that of a socialising activities group. As you're forced together with people not all of common interest. But I don't know I'm just fucking spitballin' man.
No.1730
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/littering-in-britain-we-need-a-campaign-to-change-behaviour-10107555.htmlSaw this on
Reddit and thought it was quite interesting. I think litter being fucking everywhere is a big part of why britain seems so bleak and depressing in general, although I also feel we need more greenery in urban areas too. What does everyone think?
No.1731
>>1730Do Pakis count as litter? If so I lend this project my full support.
No.1732
>>1730The concrete is depressing.
All the cracks and holes. I wish we could just rip it all up and go back to dirt tracks.
No.1733
>>1730As long as fag butts aren't considered litter, go for it.
No.1734
>>1730Always hated litterers. How stupid do you have to be to just lob a coke bottle and an empty McDonalds bag out your car window into the street? You really couldn't just wait until you got home and put it in the bin?
No.1735
>>1730Yeah man. There's nothing more I can't stand than seeing some scrote throw something on the floor when there's a bin just there. It's a fucking joke.
No.1736
>>1709I feel sorry for Egbert son. His adulterous whore of a wife fucking Athelstan.
When will Athelstan convert Ragnar to Christianity and then crucify Loki for Heresy.
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>someone mentioned /britfeel/ in the GG general on /v/
Welp. He wasn't wrong though, we're in the top 20 for most posts per hour.
No.1738
>>1730Litterers are scum. Out in the country here, don't understand why someone can't keep a fucking coke bottle in their car until they get home. We also have flytippers dumping old mattresses and sofas in these scenic country lanes, cunts the lot of them.
Worth noting that all the poles who have come to the area for construction all dump their stuff in legit ways. Either legally or by being cheeky and putting business waste in a public scrap area. The flytippers are all white trash white ven men from the nearest estate.
No.1739
>>1738Aye, completely agree with this man. My parents live in the countryside and the only fly tippers you see are White van men builder types. They shit up the wonderful country lanes where I'd take the dog for a wander, it's fucking annoying.
No.1740
>>1738I just dont understand the mentality of why people do it, and I used to litter back when I was in school.
We'd eat lunch on the school field and leave bottles and crisp packets and shit there, we had fucking schoolbags for fuck sake, there was a bin on our way back to class after lunch.
I'm glad I'm not the same person I was when I was a teenager.
No.1741
>>1737>people from other boards talking about usm-make them go away
No.1742
>>1740The worst thing is they tend to be the type who spout shit like that they love our country etc etc
Nippon has it spot on with littering. Singapore too.
There's a pretty bad story of some local litterer cunts that I'll type up when I have a moment. Tldr they killed my horse.
No.1743
>>1742>tend to be the type that spout we love our countryYou're just making shit up now, reel in the white guilt cuckboy
No.1744
>>1742What happens in Japan? Does the yakuza come and break litterers hands?
>>1743I mean, to be fair if anyone is likely to be overly nationalistic it's gunna be a white van man.
No.1745
>>1742Shit man I'm so sorry in advance. Also listening to the news on the radio.
>Nun has been ganged raped by thieves, who proceeded to steal expensive items from the missionary school was working at. What are you playing at Britain.
No.1746
>>1737wow, that's either a testament to how great we are, or evidence of how shit 8chan is.
No.1747
>>1745>inb4 it was a gang of "asian" men No.1748
Scratch that man, it was in India. Shouldn't have expected anything less from those paki cunts.
No.1749
>>1744You're being a classist prick to be honest
If we're going to go on stereotypes then middle class people say they love the environment but want to eat up our green belt with more and more housing for the immigrant population
No.1750
>>1741Pretty sure they just picked it out because it's unheard of and has a very niche target demographic. It was just after that thread died and they moved to the next one anyway.
>>1746It's mostly quiet during euro hours, so the boards focused on european countries thrive at this time while the big boards have lower than normal activity.
No.1751
>>1737kek, look at our active users compared to the rest around that level.
No.1752
>>1746I think it's both
The gets have foretold that we are King after all
No.1753
Rate my pissbottle
No.1754
>>1751>/piss/ - 6 PPH - 1 active userThat's the third piss fetish board I've seen here.
No.1755
>>1753Tesco everyday value? 7/10 needs more blood.
No.1756
8chan app is kinda weird.
No.1757
>>1754Kek, I really don't bother woth any of the other boards. I just go back to 4chan for all the other shit.
No.1758
>>1756Do you think? It seems to work fairly well. It's much better being able to see things via catalog grid view man.
No.1760
>>1758It definitely has better functionality, it's just a very alien layout and design
No.1761
>>1757I browse 8chan
brit/pol/ but otherwise same
No.1762
>>1760Aye, definitely can work with it though man. It'll grow on you probably yeah.
No.1763
>>1744>I mean, to be fair if anyone is likely to be overly nationalistic it's gunna be a white van man.Emily Thornberry pls go
No.1764
>>1757http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/4chans-overlord-christopher-poole-reveals-why-he-walked-away-20150313https://archive.today/dDpcv>Poole is in the process of turning over control of 4chan to three moderators who, unlike him, will remain anonymous. He hopes to find a buyer for the site, a prospect that leaves one of the moderators anxious that the wrong overlord might step in. "I hope he'll make a wise decision on who to sell it to," the moderator tells me.http://8ch.net/pol/res/1433860.html4chan is now using the same servers for ads as conde nast and reddit No.1765
>>1763>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't nationalistscuckolds OUT
No.1766
cba to shave tbh
No.1767
>>1753why am I not seeing a picture here?
I just saw one posted on halfchan and presume it was mean to be in this post too
No.1769
I can't help but think that part of the halfchan britfeel downfall was the scriptkiddie who started with all the GETs in the thread. It brought in a bunch of retards who find that shit unendingly entertaining for whatever reason.
No.1770
>>1767kek it was, idk what happened mate it just didn't upload properly.
No.1771
Fucking aye. I don't actually you can get more chill on a Saturday afternoon than laying back listening to Classic fm, whilst doodling and eating a little bit of chocolate man. It's a good day.
No.1772
>>1766Me neither, I always go two or three weeks without shaving, and even then I just use a beard trimmer. Wet shaving is way too much hassle, and I hate the feeling of a smooth face.
>>1769>It brought in a bunch of retards who find that shit unendingly entertaining for whatever reason.y-you'll be pleased to know GETBALL is the national sport of 8chan:
http://get.4ch.net/ No.1773
>>1766>>1772I don't see why you'd want to man. Bearded men are the best. As long as they're proper beards and not those fucking bum fluff prepubescent shit ones.
No.1775
anyone else love the /mischief/ threads on /r9k/? I visit them just for the normie tears. Feels good man.
No.1776
>>1774That's shit man. A good beard goes a long well. But you have to maintain that shit.
No.1777
>>1774Same here, my tash is disconnected to the rest and the part that goes from my chin to my lip has bare patches on either side. It's weird because I've always been a hairy person, with shitloads of hair in all the awkward places (between eyebrows, on shoulders, even some on penis shaft, fucking nightmare), but when it comes to my chin my body's having none of it. The fuck is that about.
No.1778
gonna go to the gym lads and pick up the leaflet with MMA prices while I'm there
gonna fuck shit up today
No.1779
>>1777literally exactly the same with me. My back is like a carpet, yet those two fucking patches just ruin the entire look
No.1780
No.1781
>>1778Nice one, hope it goes well.
No.1782
I'm finally at the point where I don't have any actual patches in my facial hair, but the hair on my cheeks isn't quite thick enough, to much space between the individual hairs. I'm so, so close to having an acceptable beard be a possibility.
As soon as it happens, I'm becoming a dwarf, I'm 5 foot 2 and I'm going to make a bad ass costume and helmet and grow out my beard.
No.1783
>all this paki loving in the halfchan thread
W H Y
No.1784
>>1782Shit man you're the same height as me! Also yes. Dwarven master race. You have to be stocky as shit to pull it off though.
No.1785
>>1783>Asia for Asians>Africa for Africans>Europe4 every1! Why should those racist european bigots have their own homeland and history? No.1786
Was going to post a picture of my facial hair attempt but dunno if that would be too /soc/ tier
No.1787
>>1784I've got quite a broad chest for someone my height, and while i'm not skinny as shit, I'm not exactly muscular either. I think a well made costume will help.
No.1788
>>1744Children are just taught not to litter by their parents and society as a whole. Never seen streets so clean.
>>1745Yeah so basically
>hot sunny summers day>horse is fenced into a corner of the field to get the grass down>the corner of the field is next to a hedge, with a lane on the other side >white ven men dump a shit load of stud wall offcuts and rubbish, set it on fire>wind blows all this smoke into the section where my horse is>we notice and get it out after maybe 10 minutes>never the same after>died a month later No.1789
>Just got called crip-chan on the other /britfeel/>>1787Aye, lots of chainmail and antiqued iron looking shit man. You'd look grand.
>>1788Terrible. I can't stand when innocent animals get hurt over peoples fucking ignorance man. It's a travesty.
No.1790
>>1783that paki lover is really pissing me off
Even if he's trolling, this fingers-in-ears tactic is literally what people do when it comes to the truth about the horrendous things these "communities" are actually doing
No.1791
>>1790It's just cringe worthy. And some fucking kid posted his picture? Like seriously? What's going on man.
No.1792
>>1791>someone saying it's scottish anime guylamo
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Now this is just getting funny.
https://archive.today/68sUL No.1794
>>1783>that fucking hammer and sickle amongst all the religious symbolsevery time
No.1795
>>1792what's happening? Just got back from the gym boys
No.1796
>>1795What routine you doing m8
No.1797
>>1796stronglifts 5x5 but I don't like barbell rows so I reckon I'm going to switch to SS
No.1798
Classic fm is doing a segment on vidya composition. Today couldn't get better man.
No.1802
r8
No.1803
>other britfeel is shit
>barely anyone posts in this one
ree
No.1804
>>1803Aye. It's actually painful to watch.
No.1805
>>1802I like it m8
though unlike farage, Mosley is pretty much a /pol/ meme and not one we've had here.
No.1806
>>1803One thing you could do would be to close the tab for the halfchan one, allowing you to focus more on posting in this one. Maybe just do it for an hour, then tomorrow, two hours. Eventually the space between will be so great that when you go back their it will look completely foreign (meanwhile making this one more active).
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No.1808
I'm so confused about this innit-poster
I saw some dude started posting "innit" all the time, but now I'm reading that it was some cripple girl with lupus or some shit
britfeel has the best lore
No.1809
>>1806That's a decent idea man.
No.1810
>>1808yeah innit poster is a girl with lupus who once pissed herself and spent some time in a mental hospital
the plot thickens
does anyone remember akarin~ poster? I miss him.
No.1811
>>1810I always presumed akarin poster and scottish anime man were one and the same
No.1812
>>1811nope
I am SAG and I would always post pic related then Akarinposter would reply to me and we'd have a nice little chat together
No.1813
>>1810but the innit guy posted a pic of his arm to prove he wasn't a paki. Now he's claiming to be a girl lel
No.1814
>>1813didn't look like a guy's arm to me m8 and if it's a guy he's gay because his boyfriend bought him a portal gun
No.1815
>>1813Hey man innit/lupus here. It was an wrist. A swollen one because of the flare up mate, but yeah.
No.1816
holy shit you guys diarear poster is back
simply epic
No.1817
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No.1819
>>1817I don't have it ask lupus
>>1815 No.1820
>>1814>boyfriend don't make me REEEE
No.1821
>>1820Right behind you m8
No.1822
>>1818Sure man. Tbf I'd prefer if most people thought I was a bloke, that way I'm not going to get called a slut/whore/normie
>small hands No.1824
>>1822I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE ME REEEE
No.1825
>>1824I think we can get on with our day now yeah.
No.1826
Who six nations here
No.1827
>>1824holy kek my fucking sides
No.1828
>>1826Don't do any form of sport man. I mean I'll watch the cricket if it's on, the 20/20 match here and there but don't actively follow anything.
No.1829
>>1828Don't really follow it either, nothing else decent on tv
No.1830
>>1829Don't even watch much tv man. Spend all day listening to the radio.
No.1831
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the other thread: the video
No.1832
>>1829>>1830I ditched telly years ago, got tired of the same old shit day in day out. Feels like it's rotting my brain whenever I walk past my family watching it.
No.1833
>>1832It really is brain rot tier shit, but my pc is in storage so I have no escape
No.1834
>>1832There's just other things you can be doing with your time. Like before getting unwell started teaching myself some python, and maya. It feels almost like a lot of people just sit around doing jack shit.
No.1835
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lads this genuinely triggered me ;_;
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>>1833>my pc is in storage so I have no escapeMy condolences, I've always got a couple of old computers lying around if ever tragedy strikes.
>>1834It's strange, even just chatting to anons on here is a better use of time than staring at programmed broadcasts.
>>1836>>1837>>1839I don't think Exodus displays embedded youtube vids yet.
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No.1843
What's for dinner m8s?
Sainsburys Italian chicken and bacon penne ready meal here, truly goat ready meal.
No.1844
>>1840I-I saw the video in your first post anon
No.1845
>>1843I was gunna order from the chip shop, but I dunno if I can be bothered with phoning them and everything so I might just make myself some toasties.
No.1846
>>1840Jesus fucking Christ man. Actual tears occurred.
>>1841Yeah I'm using exodus too, and aye, I don't feel as though I'm catching autism or anything talking to you lot yeah.
No.1848
>>1843I think my mum's doing spagbol tonight, she's not back from work yet though.
No.1849
>>1843Not sure man, I think some vegetarian tendies and sweet potato wedges, going to be well tasty.
No.1850
>>1844th-thanks
>>1846>implying you're not>implying we're all not getting more and more autistic the longer we stay here No.1851
>>1848Change of plan, she's running late so she's gonna come back with chips from the chippy and some sausage rolls to heat up in the microwave.
No.1852
>>1850Fair point well made.
No.1853
who /sick/ here?
fucking colds, man
No.1854
>>1853Just got over a long cough/cold. Soothers are worth their weight in gold.
No.1855
>>1853I rarely get them anymore, one of the few benefits of never leaving the house.
No.1856
>>1849>vegetarian tendiesnot that quorn shit?
No.1857
>>1853now that you mention I've been feeling pretty queasy today. Not sure why.
Anyone else see that guy who claims to have caught his jobcentre guy browsing britfeel? I'd love for that to be true.
No.1858
Watching a program on debt collection.
When will normies learn that they cannot get away with raking up credit card debt.
>I served in the army and this is how they treat me
Being in the army doesn't make it ok to spend spend spend and never pay it back.
Normies, when will they learn
No.1859
>>1858>normies>learningwhat you need to realise is normies are designed to be good goyim, they spend and consume and rack up debt then collapse underneath. When they die their assets are seized meaning the children can not build up familial wealthy, and the cycle continues.
>tfw want to start rich dynasty No.1860
>>1856Nah. Quorn is shit. Fry's vegetarian stuff actually taste like meat.
No.1861
>>1860why vegetarion anyway? Health? lifestyle choice? You're not a
green are you?
No.1862
>>1853We can't let anyone with a cold or shit into the house at the moment because I'm on immunosuppressive medication. And a cold would basically turn into pneumonia really quickly man. It's fucking grim.
No.1863
Accidentally left a switch turned off and my nexus 7 run out of power, now it's being a bitch about not turning on. Hopefully it'll start working soon because it's my alarm clock.
No.1864
>>1859A Muslim family is now being evicted lel. The landlord is watching them move out like smug pepe.
Yeah I know your feel. On my way to doing that, not going to make the mistakes of my parents. Maximising the passive income is what it's about. Slum lord life.
No.1866
>>1861Nah. I just love animals, as stupid as it sounds. I don't see why just because a puppy is cuter than a cow I wouldn't eat a dog and would a burger, and it's better for me it's less strain of my heart and stuff so good for the Lupus.
No.1867
>>1866nothing stupid about loving animals
I'd probably go veggie
If I didn't fucking love meat so much No.1868
>>1863>Accidentally left a switch turned offw-what?
No.1869
>>1868Probably meant he put it on charge but the charger was off
No.1870
off down the pub lads
No.1871
>>1868Nexus 7 has known issues of not turning back on without a shitload of effort if they've run out of battery, so I just keep it plugged in and use it as a clock/radio. Turned the switch off for some reason and its run out of power.
No.1872
>>1867Yeah man. Not fussed that other people eat meat, it's a personal choice. As long as you don't abuse animals, I don't mind if you eat the ones bred to be ate.
No.1873
>>1865>Pakis getting evicted>mfw >>1872what about hunting?
No.1874
>>1872I had a bit of an internal crisis the other day when someone linked an animal abuse video on another board. Really messed me up.
Still getting over over it tbh.
No.1875
>>1873Not that guy but I dislike hunting aside from pest control. There's no need in this day and age to hunt for survival.
I'm kind of a vegetarian-lite. I'm not autistic about not eating it if offered, but I won't spend money on it and support the industry.
Honestly I feel very hypocritical eating meat, if I had the choice between killing a cow foe a steak or eating some noodles I know which one I would pick.
No.1876
>think of banner
>finish banner
>think it's shit
>redo it
>even more shit
>never post it
>repeat
No.1877
>>1873No, it's a needless cruelty, they're not hunted for food but for sport. Even then I don't really agree with it as it's such a vile blood culture over in America.
No.1878
>>1876We're all going to make it
No.1879
>>1875>>1877you guys realise that a clean killshot is infinitely more humane than being raised in an industrial farm, right? The only reason people are okay with farming meat but not hunting is because hunting presents the reality of the situation upfront rather than hiding it away in an abattoir.
No.1880
>>1879Yeah to be fair I think both options are shit. Also all hunters I've met have been cunts. Especially fox hunters.
No.1881
>>1874Whatever you do, don't watch a short film on YouTube called EARTHLINGS. It basically turned me vegan. It's fucking grim man. Basically how animals are treated globally. It's stomach turning. When I'm in remission I do volunteer work at local animal shelters just to help out, and buy them blankets every month.
No.1882
>>1880A hunter after the ban bricked a Hunt Sabs car window and put a mutilated fox corpse in his car. It's fucking mental.
No.1883
>>1882Ieds disguised as foxes when
No.1884
>>1882>hunt saboteurstotal cunts that go out of there way to ruin someone else's hobby because they don't personally approve of it. That's total thug behavior on the side of the hunter but I don't feel sorry for them either.
No.1885
>>1884Aye. I agree most Hunt Sabs are fucking Bellends. But I think doing shit like that is tapped as shit man.
No.1886
I'm not a vegitarian or anything, but I've always felt that how the fox dies doesn't particularly matter when hunting, ripped up by hounds or shot by a gun, you're still putting it through all that fucking fear during the hunt.
No.1887
>>1885If I'm honest I'd really like to try hunting. Fox hunting does seem cruel though and I'd only be interested in killing something that I could actually enjoy eating. I feel the issue with hunting and gun related activities in general is that there are always people that can't stand to just disagree, but have to go out of their way to fuck things up for everyone else.
Foxes may be pretty but if you see what they can do to chickens you'd be a lot less sympathetic for them too. I remember some girl at my school kept chickens as pets and a fox got in to their pen and mauled them. It looked absolutely brutal.
No.1888
>>1887It's about showing the animal respect man. That I don't believe fox hunting does at all,
Also veggie tenders rice and hoisin dip, there is WAY too much food here kek.
No.1889
>>1888mirin bulk and trips
No.1890
alright lads, dolequest guy here for a quick bit of market research.
Would YOU like to play a hotline miami clone where you shoot jobcentre staff, as well as ethnics and chads? Pissbottles also included
>inb4 it doesn't matter because it'll be shit anyway
No.1891
>>1890Yes.
Maybe minus the pissbottles.
No.1892
>>1890>hotline miamiI've still never played that game, it was one of those things that was constantly hyped so much that it put me off ever looking into it.
No.1893
>>1891why not? I feel it'd be a bit more /r9k/ than a standard gun and shooting them.
>>1892Same really. I bought the second one for 60p or so in a sale and it was sort of fun. I just pirated the sequel, which isn't as good.
No.1894
>>1890Aye man. I might have a decent story for you, about a guy who was on the ward with me, he held up our local Job Centre with a meat cleaver, held it to an advisor's throat, and demanded to be put further up the housing list. Then made a run for, and tried to jump on the train tracks. But got tackled and brought in.
No.1895
>>1890Hotline miami sounds good.
Maybe copy the whole wake up in your apartment thing, instead it would be woken up by mummy in your basement full of pissbottles.
If you want to take it a step further you could get gbp awarded by mummy for completing levels more stealthy without violence.
No.1896
>>1890Since we're doing stories. Could start with you being kicked out the house by your mother.
No.1897
>>1894kek thats fucking extreme what was he thinking. true mental illness
>>1896>>1895mum confirmed for being included
I'm going to need to think about mechanics but I might start up something tonight in terms of foundation work (like getting a block moving around a screen, facing the cursor and getting the camera sort of setup right). It'd be cool if there were some artists in this thread so I can focus on coding but keep any ideas coming.
No.1898
>>1897Yeah man, he just snapped, it got to the point where he couldn't take being ignored by them anymore and flipped the fuck out. He was a top bloke though. He even got us some weed brought in. He'd been in prison a few times and shit, was some NEET 40 year old. He was proper unhinged at times though.
No.1899
>>1897What kind of art style man?
No.1900
>>1890yes
please have VN style dialogue scenes too, woulld be quality.
No.1902
I hope everyone remembered to buy their mummsykins a pressie today
just got back from tesco with it and bought a discounted sandwhich, tastes comfy.
No.1903
>>1902Bought my mum a yankee candle, she loves those things for some reason.
No.1905
>>1902I got her a box of Thorntons gift wrapped and delivered online. No fuss no mess no leaving the house yeah
No.1906
>>1898the absolute madman
>>1899since its going to ripoff hotline miami a lot, probably just standard pixel art I guess. Any ideas? I only thought about starting this about an hour ago so nothing is set in stone.
>>1900I had a go on dolequest with a VN conversation but it was pretty dull and to be honest that's where I gave up. Maybe if this game has a coherent story they could be worked in
>>1902I bought her a costa gift card
No.1907
I known it's normie as shit but I fucking love catfish. The guy on this episode is autist as hell.
No.1908
>>1903my mum loves them too. Don't blame her, they smell quality.
>>1906the idea of blagging your way out of a sanction was fucking quality. So much potential. I'd help you if I could into art but I can't draw for shit.
No.1909
>>1906Fucking aye, I'm nay good at pixel art man, my style is more comic noir. But you definitely need to keep it pixel art for the feel of miami,
No.1910
>>1909if he decides to go ahead with VN scenes you could always draw characters for that?
also dolequest guy how's the job going?
No.1911
>>1908I also worked in that you could steal the advisor's pen when she's printing a form for you, and you could later offer it to a QT you see on the street who needs a pen, and she looks at you and says thanks. That was going to be the good ending.
>>1909It could just be a topdown action game really, it doesn't have to retain the style. Hotline Miami is a bit too 80s to be relevant to this thread and a UK setting. I dunno might be something to mull over.
>>1910I start on the 23rd luckily. I have no idea what sort of role it is but it involves tech support on the phone, so I'm going to be shit at it for sure/
No.1912
>>1911>the good ending is just a girl saying thanks to you for lending your penit's perfect
No.1913
>>1910Aye I'll give it a go. I do this kind of thing,
>m-muh doodle pad No.1914
>>1913try making an achmed or a fat jobcentre lady
No.1915
No.1916
Oh man guys, once my uni project is done we could make a job centre visual novel, I think I could write enough content for it.
No.1917
>>1916Honestly I feel like this will be more rewarding than a hotline miami type thing, lots of potential for bants. We could get a comfy NEET VN without the blatant peadophilia of unteralterbach
No.1918
>>1916>>1917I agree man. There's more potential to play around with.
No.1919
>>1918>>1917>>1916There's a good Visual Novel engine around (Katawa Shoujo used it). personally I've always found them pretty boring in terms of actual gameplay (it's basically a flowchart after all), but good luck!
http://www.renpy.org/anyway going to get a bath and then might as well think about this hotline miami dole game.
>freephone jobcentre No.1920
>>1919Cheers man. Sorry about the slow reply. I was taking a fucking colossal shite. Will definitely look into that engine though. I can imagine as a dev it would be fairly boring for you though.
No.1921
>>1919Ahhhhhh it uses python! I'm literally just starting to learn that shit man! Fucking sick.
No.1922
It's 25.2'C in my room right now, I wasn't prepared for this.
No.1923
>tfw ate a curry half and half and it hits your stomach
No.1924
>>1919Oh god, this is super cool. We could actually make something.
No.1925
>>1924Just keep in mind, Katawa Shoujo took 2 years to make the Act 1 demo, and 5 years to release the complete game.
No.1926
>>1925how big was their dev team? Given the nature of the VN, we could probably reach out to anons from other chans to see if there are people who want to help us.
No.1927
No.1928
Muhammad has been on JSA since the health inspector shut down his kebab shop.
No.1929
>>1928I feel bad for him.
No.1930
>>1928More like Jose and his burrito bar
No.1931
>>1929Aye, that's what he wants man. It starts with the odd cig, then a quid here or there. Then you've got 11 turks living in your garage.
No.1932
>>1928topkek
he looks kind of mexican though, maybe give him one of the hats muslim men wear?
No.1933
>British Vloggers
I hate them all and want them to die.
They are always on the frontpage and always have the faggiest thumbnails.
No.1934
>>1932>>1930Aye, was thinking that. I'll sort him out in a bit, about to log on RIFT to do some Instances with my big bro.
No.1935
about to torrent cities: skylines lad
ready to get comfy
No.1936
>>1933Agree, I fucking hate that Marcus Butler cunt, those 2 cunts that are pic related and that twat with the dreadlocks (louie) who thinks he's hippie when he's rich as fuck.
No.1937
>>1935I just installed it too.
No idea what I'm fucking doing, never could get my head round city builders. No.1938
>>1937Only thing that will annoy me is apparently the only way to efficiently power your city is with wind turbines, for a simulator game that's pretty shitty.
No.1939
>>1936Not too long ago i saw a fat bird outside a bustop with a hoodie that had them two fucking scrote-lickers on it
No.1940
Back from the pub lads. Didn't die.
We're making a VN now then?
No.1941
>>1940looks like it, proud of you mate!
Off for a bath boys.
No.1942
>looking for a room to rent
>3 mature students seeking another student
>current housemates male aged 23-29
>seeking housemate age 21-25
>female preferred
Kek
No.1943
>>1939Should have punched her in the belly, that would have showed her
No.1944
>>1871Their screens break randomly too
No.1945
No.1946
>>1919I personally think most VNs are quite boring because there's only like 2 choices in the whole story, one for which arc you're taking and one for whether you get the good or bad end for that arc
If we could flesh it out with more choices, it could be pretty good.
No.1947
Evening anons. Procured Amber Leaf and settled down ready for Family Guy repeats after Russell Twatface
No.1948
Just ate a whole big bag of walkers sensations. Definitely feels like a mistake
No.1949
>>1947Have you ever smoked clan tobacco man? It's a pipe baccy so you need to grind it a little. But it has essences of vanilla in it. Fucking sick it is.
No.1950
>>1949Nope, but I did buy pipe tobacco when I was like 19 because I was fucking retarded. Still smoked it though. Would not recommend.
No.1951
>>1941T-thanks man.
I probably looked like an autist taking a picture of a bottle, but this made me chuckle
No.1952
just got back from the bath. Had a little candle going as well.
>>1946Yeah, I agree. It's just that adding a lot of choices is a lot of work if you want to make them meaningful, affect the story and actually be good and fun to read/play.
you guys should add some titties or some sort of public transport perv minigame
No.1953
Anyone know if Terraria can be bought anywhere other than Steam?
No.1954
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No.1956
>>1954>>1955Thanks guys. I'll bear that in mind when I get my laptop. PS3 version was fun, but I wanna play it with a mouse for Ranged and Mage
No.1957
Just out the bath. So is everyone /comfy/ then? I think I'm going to slink into bed and continue posting from there, but I kind of want to watch some nichijou too. Conflicted.
>>1951the picture isn't loading properly for me
No.1958
>>1957Fug, added it via the app
Let's try again.
No.1959
>>1957I cant be comfy for another 12 days, but once my project is in I plan on being comfy for a weekend or so before I start revision. At least revision can be comfy, writing shit for my project is the opposite.
No.1960
>>1958a-am I missing the joke? I don't get it
No.1961
>>1957>curry half and half hitting my stomach >pepsi cherry>jammies on>doritos>googlebox with ma and daThis is the best I've felt in weeks
No.1962
There's no good rooms for rent guys ;_; I don't want to have to go to a Chad filled student house.
My last hope on spareroom turned out to be a 40yo gay bear looking for a young roommate.
No.1963
>>1960I think it's that the stuff is called Old Moot Cider.
No.1964
>>1960>>1963Yeah it was the "moot" on the bottle
No.1965
>>1962You might be able to get a break on the rent.
Giggity
No.1966
>>1965To be fair it was a nice room
No lock on the door though, I'm out
No.1967
Goin to brush my teeth and get to bed
Night lads
No.1968
>>1967g'night, sleep well.
No.1969
290/700 gold towards the fourth Naxx wing in Hearthstone
No.1970
Anyone still up?
No.1971
>>1970>deafening silenceI just had a quick wash, now I feel bad that I'm about to go to bed. At least we had another active day, almost 300 posts. I'll speak to you tomorrow anon, goodnight.
No.1972
>>1971No worries man. Fully aware not everybody can function on no sleep. Speak tomorrow sleep well.
No.1973
I think I've developed some form of horrible paranoia
I keep randomly freaking out because I think I'm about to have a heartattack for on reason, I'll suddenly feel like an artery is blocked or something
I need to learn to fucking relax
No.1974
>>1973Chill man, the chances of anything like that happening to you are pretty fucking slim yeah, there's no point putting undue stress unto yourself
No.1975
>>1974I know mate but it feels horrible
have you ever had panic attacks? It's like I start having one but manage to calm down in a few seconds but it will happen multiple times in quick succession
No.1976
>>1975Shit man, I'm sorry about that, it must be so scary for you. Have you told anyone?
No.1977
>>1976nope
it's very recent, it feels weird as fuck.
No.1978
wish I could just be normal and mentally healthy and have a job and a gf
No.1979
>>1977Any recent changes man? That can cause these kind of anxiety attacks.
>>1978Things take time man. You seem like a pretty cool guy, I'm sure you'll meet someone special.
No.1980
>>1979Nothing's really changed with the exception that this year my depression's gotten a lot worse. Thanks mate
No.1981
>>1980No worries man. How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
No.1982
>>198118, 3 months away from both my 2 year NEET anniversary and my 19th birthday
No.1983
>>1973I have the exact same thing, the past 2 days my heart has been beating really hard and fast.
I think it's weed making me paranoid
No.1984
>>1982You're still a baby, man. You've plenty of time for a gf and to get your life together. You needn't fret so much. Plus no matter what /r9k/ says teenage girls are horrible anyway. You're actually better waiting for your 20s until they're women, you'll find they're nicer to talk to and easier to on with.
No.1985
>>1984Honestly even if I got a relationship I'm pretty sure I'd be horrible at it
I'm really paranoid and would probably cheat on her so I have something to throw in her face should she reveal she never cared about me or is leaving me or whatever
No.1986
>>1985You just need to work on your head space man. You're clearly a reasonable guy, so, you need to think to try and reason with that fucked up that's causing the issue, like 'I want this relationship to last, cheating is counter productive to this, I'm not going into a relationship and making failsafes incase it ends'
No.1987
>>1986>get in relationship>develop genuine monogamous emotional bond>she leaves me>be sadJust doesn't seem like a good idea honestly
No.1988
>>1986>reasonable guyhave you actually read some of his posts? He's the most hateful/racist guy on halfchan
No.1989
>>1988Hey now this is a no bully zone
I'll have you know I'm really nice anon!
No.1990
>>1987Heartbreak is a part of growing up anon. It's a sign that you've had a genuine emotional connection to someone on a deeper level. Yes it's fucking grim. But it eventually passes and you get over it, you become more well rounded and learn from your mistakes, things that sort in partner previously you may now realise in practice you need the complete opposite!
No.1991
>>1989I'm too comfy to argue, so lets agree to disagree
No.1992
>>1991I had no idea that there were people on here with such a negative opinion of me ;_;
No.1993
>>1988>>1989I don't judge based on halfchan to be fair. Most of the posts are overtly edgy and just young men trying to shock each other. This thread however is a bit different.
No.1994
>>1990Maybe I'm just not emotionally mature enough for a relationship then. I've always thought it makes more sense to just operate at an emotional arm's length from people to avoid getting burned by them
No.1995
>>1992you bring it in yourself when you make such comments though. I don't actually think you are racist tbh, I think you're just being edgy. You're nice when you're calm. Ish.
No.1996
>>1995Isn't the actual definition of racism just believing that each race has characteristics/traits associated with them?
No.1997
>>1996I don't agree with that tbh, I think it's more like "discrimination or prejudice based on race"
No.1998
>>1994I think most people do man. But that's how we've ended up with so many young girl. Not being emotionally invested, and being able to pick yourself up after a relationship has ended is creating a culture where rather than face getting hurt, you'd prefer to go whore yourself first just in case. Then blame it on insecurities.
No.1999
>>1997Then I'm not racist
I'm pretty sure your definition is the one everybody uses despite the definition I gave being in the dictionary (I think)
I' have a lot of anger and no way to vent it so I do say some pretty nasty shit at times
No.2000
>>1999I think we all do man. You're golden, it's fine.
No.2001
No.2002
Think I'm going to try and get some sleep lads
No.2003
>>2001No worries man. There's no point in bashing each other on a proper chill thread right?
No.2004
>>2002Righto. I guess it's just me then! Take care man speak tomorrow yeah sleep well.
No.2005
>>2004I'm watching you.
:-v)
Does this make you uncomfortable ?
No.2006
Just had a dream I was vivisecting someone's belly then woke up lads
That was weird
No.2007
>>2005Nah it doesn't man.
>m-muh oc No.2008
>>2006Was it like. Proper autopsy level shit? Or just slicing?
No.2009
Fucking aye. Tonight is dragging on.
No.2011
Eurgh. Getting like electrically shock spasms man. It's fucking annoying as shit.
No.2012
>>1988I know I'm late but he wasn't racist at all, nor were most of the posters in the thread.
Wanting Muslims/Pakistanis to integrate into the community and stop raping children doesn't make you racist, it's a fairly reasonable request.
No.2013
>>2012Aye man. There seems to be a culture shock when some move here. Others are sound. But some don't know how to work within a British community yeah.
No.2014
>>2013The thing is, 20 or 30 years ago this "culture shock" didn't occur. They came over and had to integrate because it was the done thing. But unfortunately immigration went up and up, and now they don't have to integrate because 1) there's already big immigrant communities they can stick with, and 2) we've developed a culture in this country where we encourage diversion over integration in the form of "multiculturalism and diversity".
No.2015
>>2014True man, I mean I'm all for diversity tbf, (I have a Goan uncle, and a few Persian Cousins and they're great.) I get why people want a multicultural society, but the way things seem to have gone, if anything it promotes racism as the bigger communities segregate themselves, causing more issues and less chance for people to actually learn about the other person's culture. But I don't know yeah.
>inb4 gtfo liberal whore No.2016
>>2015Exactly. The other day Farage made a comment about scrapping anti-discrimination laws, and suddenly people were up in arms, suggesting that we'd go back to the days where shops had signs on the front saying "no dogs, no blacks, no Irish".
But you really have to think, if the people at large think that the only thing stopping the population from doing shit like that is these laws, that there's a much, MUCH bigger problem in this country? A problem that simply forcing people to change via threat of punishment or imprisonment will not fix.
on a related note
>playing eu4>your nation gets significant penalties for having any cultures or religions other than your primary>basically a unified culture and religion is the best option for a stable nation>mfw No.2017
Morning m8z
No.2018
>>2016Fuck that's an eye-opener. Although he's wrong
>>2017Right, mate.
How's everyone's Mother's day?
No.2019
>>2018>Although he's wronghow so?
No.2020
>>2016I don't know about that man. I mean I think he's quite forward thinking to be fair is Farage, but his ideas for the NHS scare me shitless . Couldn't vote him,
>>2017Morning man, sleep well?
>>2018Mine came over last night, apparently the postman put her mother's day present in the recycling bin like a 'fucking twat' her words man. And she nearly fell in trying to retrieve it. Otherwise mother-in-law is staying over currently, she's just made me a homemade scone for breakfast.
No.2021
>>2020>but his ideas for the NHS scare me shitless . Couldn't vote him, are you actually clear on what his ideas for the NHS are, or are you just going by what the Guardian or facebook says?
Because he, at one point, suggested a discussion about whether the NHS was fit for purpose. He recognised that there are some serious problems that need fixing, which is true. However, it was decided in UKIP that "privatising" or "moving to an insurance based system" was a bad idea. They've now pledged £3bn to the NHS, and their main focus is cutting down on middle management positions to increase the numbers of doctors and nurses.
No.2023
>>2021I was still under the impression it was being privatised. But if that's not the case I would definitely look into them a little more.
No.2024
>>2023please do mate, just don't trust media outlets to give you a fair and unbiased view.
No.2025
>>2024Yeah man. Basically looking for the party that will benefit the disabled the most really. Tories fucked us over horribly. Cutting our benefits, changing based DLA to PIP, the bedroom tax. It was brutal man.
No.2026
>>2025One thing UKIP certainly won't do is cut disability benefits for British people. They want to stop new immigrants from claiming anything for at least 5 years, which will free up money to ensure existing benefits for people who need them don't have to be cut.
Of course people will say it's "unfair" or "racist" to deny immigrants benefits, but I for one would sooner the people of this country were looked after first.
No.2027
>tfw Immigrants no longer want bend it like Beckham style integration.
at least when their kids become teenagers they'll be jealous of all the locals drinking and having sex and give up being muslim, right guys?
No.2028
>>2026It took 4 years for me to get disability man. Appealing and shit and various consultants sending angry letters, yet someone can walk in and get set up with a nice house.
No.2029
>>2028yep, the system is fucked. I work in social services and there's no question it's massively skewed in favour of non white brits.
No.2030
>>2029Massive shame man. In this hunt for equality we're alienating more people. It's retarded as fuck. But I don't know enough about the subject to make an informed opinion so won't rant or anything man.
No.2031
>>2030there's a solution, friend.
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No.2034
>>2033O-oh is that not what was happening here? My bad man continue.
No.2035
>>2034I wasn't spewing a load of rubbish just to convince you to vote UKIP, if that's what you were getting at. (The whole Farageposting is a long term britfeel meme anyway).
I meant everything I said, and I sympathize with your situation because the country and the people who run it are screwing you over (which they're doing to a lot of people now).
No.2036
>>2035Well cheers man, things are bit more stable moniety wise now that the benefits are finally taken care of.
No.2038
Lunch time? Lunch time.
No.2039
anyone gonna make a new thread?
No.2040
>>2038Havent even left bed yet. Maybe breakfast soon.
No.2041
Wank time? Wank time.
No.2042
>>2040I haven't yet either man.
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