No.2043
How many gbp did you guys get for your mummy's day presents?
No.2045
my mum's a terrible person
>tfw seeing everyone talking about their mums on facebook and how great they are and what they're doing for mothers day
feels bad man
No.2046
2nd for Scotland is English land.
No.2047
>>2045That's a shame man. I call mine everyday, I couldn't imagine not having a decent relationship with my parents.
No.2048
>>2045>facebookBut yeah, I'm lucky to have a really kind mum, but I rely on her far too much as a result. I'm pretty sure I would have kicked myself out years ago if I had a son like me.
No.2049
>>2045Why are you on Facebook, people are so shallow
No.2050
>>2049He might be like me, I only use it to keep it contact with family members that are spread out globally and the odd Internet friend. Other than that no one else, literally less that 70 people on it.
No.2051
>>2049I use it to harass women who are facebook friends of internet friends.
No.2052
>>2049yeah pretty much this
>>2050It's one of the situations where I don't really talk to anyone on it but people would question if I deleted it
No.2053
>>2050That's how all of my family members use it, I think anything else would be considered not
normal. Personally I've never touched it besides making an account in about 2008, and closing it last year. The whole thing doesn't sit right with me, and I'm certain that it's not just my social anxiety talking.
No.2054
>>2052Exactly that man.
>>2053To be honest it isn't how a lot of people my age use it. Most young adults have 300+ friends, friends of friends acquaintances, everyone they went to school with, have their profiles open so the whole world can see. That aspect of social media scares me. I don't want everyone knowing my business. Or looking at my pictures man, so I've set the privacy settings very high, you also have people like my cousin, who are the attention seekers who type something ambiguous like 'I can't believe you'd do that…' or 'feeling betray' then you see a huge string of comments asking if they're ok. It's fucking pathetic.
No.2055
>>2054
> the attention seekers who type something ambiguous like 'I can't believe you'd do that…' or 'feeling betray' then you see a huge string of comments asking if they're ok. It's fucking pathetic.Aha those people are truly the worst, also hate their enablers who reply
> :/ what happened hun? Xxx No.2056
>>2055I really can't stand it, or when I see one of my little cousins in new relationship number x and they're like 'I <3 u moar' 'nerrrrr' ':PPPPPPP' 'BB!' FUCK OFF MAN. Keep that shit private yeah? I only really post things like interesting TED talks I've found, or similar,
No.2057
Just went on facebook and surprise surprise first thing I see is someone from my old school trying to get attention.
There is also this girl that won't stop posting SJW stuff and how she is depressed. She always gets loads of likes for it too. I don't understand.
No.2058
>>2050>he might be like meGe said he was reading they walls and shit about there mothers so he isnt. Also how are you friends with 70 people, are you a chad
No.2059
>>2058I have a large family man. About 17 aunts and and uncles, then they all have 2+ offspring.
No.2060
>>2057>Just went on facebookWhy do this to yourself, you are worth more than this, anon.
No.2061
>>2056I fucking hate olly murrs, everyone says he's a cheeky chappy. I always cringe when people say that.
No.2062
>>2057more histrionic SJWs glamourising mental illness to get attention, what else is new?
No.2063
>>2061Just fell asleep, now I'm nor refreshed nor tired. Been awake since yesterday 9am. Yeah man. Anything like that. Couldn't give too fucks about.
No.2064
>>2061I just ignore anything about the pop factory circlejerk, it's all bullshit "we want the teenage girl audience" garbage, always has been.
No.2065
I've had like 6 shits today, every hour I seem to need another one.
Am I dying?
No.2066
>>2065Could just be getting it out of your system, you been constipated or going less than usual recently?
No.2067
>>2065What have you eaten over the past 2 days
No.2068
Watching the F1 Grand Prix.
No.2069
>>2066no, I've been fairly regular
It's not even like I have the runs either, it's coming out solid.
>>2067nothing unusual, other than those moot ciders and also some rather spicy wedges with pulled pork.
No.2070
>>2068Tfw missed it earlier ;_;
>>2069Keep an eye on it and if it continues for another day go to your doctor. Also make sure there's no blood in the poop before you cover it up with tissues.
No.2071
>>2070I missed it too, I'm watching the highlights on iplayer.
No.2072
>>2070This man, but also don't freak too much if you see a bit of blood yeah. Going to the loo that many times and wiping loads can cause analysis fissures and rroids yeah. But with any GI bleed you always need to get it checked by the doctor to be on the safe side man.
No.2073
I've been staying in bed far too late the last few days, I've been waking up only like an hour or two to late but I've been in bed until early afternoon. It's really fucking with the amount of work I'm doing.
No.2074
>>2073>not living in your bed Yeah man. Since the beginning of February haven't been out of bed other than the odd cig and a couple of doctors appointments, toilet trips. The other day I literally forgot what sofa we had.
No.2075
>>2073I often get like that, I have to really remind myself sometimes that even if I think I'll feel shitty getting up now, I will undoubtedly feel worse the longer I stay in bed. It's a good idea to keep devices away from the bed too, as soon as I start browsing the net in bed, it's a hundred times harder to get up.
>>2074I know that lifestyle, I did it for two years straight. Bad times.
No.2076
>>2075Yeah, I was going well for a while but I fell of the wagon one night when I brought the Laptop to bed again to watch a movie. I knew I shouldn't have done it, but I did. I'm such a retard.
No.2077
>>2075Aye. It's draining as fuck man. Lie awake all night then end up dozing off for an hour here or there throughout the day the rinse and repeat.
No.2078
Forgot how good it felt to work out and get a pump going
No.2079
Oh!! I have a question actually! Last night about 5 or 6, I was lay here and suddenly started getting this like feeling of being electrocuted, proper fucking jarring body spasms, was fully awake so it wasn't a seizure, but it made my muscles contract and shit. Anyone else get these or had similar or know what it is? Need to know if it's something I have to mention to the doctor or not.
No.2080
>>2079All over your body or in a specific area?
No.2081
>>2080It's left side, from the shoulder all the way down.
No.2082
>>2081Hmmmm maybe talk to your doctor about it just to be safe. Did it feel like cramp?
No.2083
>>2082Nah man. It was like I was lay here just browsing /r9k/ when a jolt went through my arm so hard it straightened fully and dropped the phone, then proceeded down my arm again, bending it again, and down my side, then leg, like bending the knee cap inwards as it passed over it. But it was really quick. And happened like several times man. It was proper grim.
No.2084
>>2083Sounds fucked up, you'd be best off asking a professional I think.
No.2085
>>2084Aye. I just don't want a fucking lumber puncture. They're shit man. And I just know I mention to the doctor they'll think the SLE is attacking my nervous system or something and do one.
No.2086
Veggie thai fish cakes, sweet chilli sauce and homemade sweet potato wedges for tea.
No.2087
>>2086>sweet potatosounds good mate. Sweet potato chips are god tier.
No.2088
>>2086think I'm gonna get a chinese
Leaning towards bbq spare ribs and chow mein.
No.2089
just looked into anthropogenic climate change for the first time lads, reckon it's most likely real but the greencuck solution is shit and we need to be investing more in nuclear power than faggy little wind turbines
No.2090
tfw no gf
No.2091
>>2073You're a normie compared to me, I hardly left my bed last year. Most of the time now il just stay in bed all day on my laptop
No.2092
>>2087They are man. Fucking so good man.
>>2088Hope it isn't shit man, takeaways are hit and miss most of the time.
No.2093
>>2088Could murder a chow mein and ribs right now.
But gotta stick to the diet r-right ;_;
No.2094
>>2093>dietWhat are you? A girl?
No.2095
>>2091You haven't lived until you push your bed right up to your desktop computer, then just watch anime, play games and fap all day every day. Don't forget to only shower and change your bedding once a month (if you can be bothered that is), it adds to the experience. And whatever you do, don't go outside or have any kind of social interaction, especially not online, even if it's anonymous. That could give you a panic attack. After several years of this, you'll never be a normie again.
>mfw I'm gradually escaping this No.2096
>>2094N-No just a guy unhappy with his body image
No.2097
>>2092>not having a list of trusted takeaways you know won't be shit No.2098
>tfw fed some random neighbour cat a few times and now she's decided to live with us
I-I quite like having her around
No.2099
>>2095I'm not really into anime. I normally just listen to a lot of music, watch movies and shitpost on half chan. I'd always have a 2 litre bottle of coke next to my bed and drink it everyday kek. Still underweight.
No.2100
>>2098One of my neighbours does this with my cat.
I wish she didn't because he is getting so fat and he'll just go over their house because they'll feed him more. She also tried to steal a previous cat.
No.2101
>>2097>have a list of trusted takeaways on just-eat >they all reroll under new names to try for perfect scores>you don't know who they are anymore >give up and order domino's;_;
Pic unrelated
No.2102
>>2101Haha he's a madman!!!
No.2103
>>2100tbf I know the people who own this cat and they don't give a shit about her. they actually barricaded the little kitty door so she can't go back , and she was terrified of human contact at first so presumably didn't get much affection.
No.2104
>>2101what absolute madmen.
No.2106
>>2097I'd prefer not to. That way I won't be tempted to eat shit, and get fat yeah, got to at least try and hold on to my waning looks man.
No.2107
>>2099I used to make music everyday, became increasingly rare as my depression kicked in though, eventually became a "once every month or so" occasion. I only drink water because it requires the least effort, but it's a good habit. I'm also underweight, weird that. You'd think we'd be fat as fuck after living in bed for years, but I'm 6ft tall and only weigh 9 stone (was down to 8.5 at my worst).
No.2109
Watched Alien today.
About to watch Aliens.
>2:34:27
Guess I'm going to have to get comfy.
No.2110
>>2105Are these people just autistic or are they doing posting that shit for the bants?
No.2111
>>2107Are you the EDM guy I was talking to on halfchan? You used to make dance music or something?
I don't have much of an appetite tbh, I just crave sugar a lot. I'll sometimes go over 2000 calories like I did today on the weekends
No.2112
>>2108I fucking love the edits for these
anyone got the starting strength one?
No.2114
>>2112>ssInterested in this too
No.2115
>>2111>Are you the EDM guy I was talking to on halfchan?Nah, I was never on halfchan britfeel or /r9k/ for that matter, I left for 8chan with /v/ last September. I do make "dance music" though, just not "EDM" shite.
No.2116
Do you consider yourselves attractive? I'm curious.
No.2117
>>2116I have an okay body.
Ugly face and personality though.
No.2118
>>2116My mummy says I'm handsome :)
No.2119
>>2116I don't think I'm ugly. Not sure I would go as far as "attractive" though. I guess I'm decent
No.2120
>>2116I quite like my face, but I'm really skinny so I look like the life has been sucked out of me. I'm still massively body conscious though, I have dark hair everywhere like on the back of my hands and everywhere else hair is possible, have done since I was about 12. I don't have a good grasp on body posture or stance either, so I look awkward as fuck, I never know if I'm standing or walking correctly. I've never had feedback on my adult appearance as I've not talked with a girl (excluding my sister) since I left school at 16 (23 now).
No.2121
>>2117>>2118>>2119>>2120You're all probably a lot better looking than you realise you know. The way you described was as though you kind of thought you were ok, but without the confidence to truly believe it, it's a shame man. But I hope you all start to yourselves a little more positively as time goes on.
No.2122
>>2121ok so are
you attractive?
No.2123
>>2122To some people I am. It's very subjective I guess.
No.2125
>>2124I totally believe there's hope for everyone man.
No.2126
Anyone got any recommendations for an easy to watch documentary/film/tv show?
No idea what I'm after if I'm honest, just something new.
No.2127
>>2126Watch 'Up' if you haven't seen it. Good feels.
No.2128
>>2126Sorry man, Don't watch television really. You could always watch some classic sci fi/fantasy films? Like Dark man, or Dune, Fifth Element, Dark crystal. That sort of thing.
No.2129
>>2128I've never seen Dune but things like the litany against fear have rubbed off on me. I've got both books on my bookshelf, unread. Yeah, I'll give it a go. Cheers.
No.2130
>>2125I do too honestly, social anxiety just destroys my confidence any time I start getting introspective. I was looking up Automatic Negative Thoughts the other week, and it's become pretty apparent that they rule my life, to the point where I've been convinced that's just what thoughts were like since a young age.
>>2127>Good feels.Not for the first 10 minutes or so, I was sitting in a puddle of tears after that.
No.2131
>>2130Knowing the fact it's just your anxiety is a good start man. You're going to be fine it'll just take time. Hang in there.
>>2129Aye it's well worth it.
No.2132
there's a guy who works for benefit fraud on half chan kek
No.2133
>>2126Jiro dreams of sushi
The osaka love thief
Japan: a story of love and hate
All really good documentaries based in nippon, I love docs that give you an in depth look into a specific place/experience.
No.2134
>>2132Aye, although tbf he probably doesn't man, that fake autist properly pissed me off.
No.2135
>>2131Thanks dude. I'm really trying to improve myself and my situation this year.
No.2136
>>2133Jiro dreams of sushi is great, not seen the other two though, thanks.
No.2137
>>2126Louis Theroux has some pretty kek worthy docs.
I watched all of them in order of release, worth it.
No.2138
>>2136Osaka love thief is about a male hosts bar in osaka obv.
Japan a story is about a Japanese couple who live on the breadline, and their English m8 a BBC camera man.
Both great
No.2139
>>2137Yeah, ive loved them, is there anywhere good to stream them or should I just torrent them?
>>2138Oh neat I've saved streams for both of them, thanks.
Im gonna get comfy and watch something
No.2140
>>2135I wish you the best man.
Have a picture of some cute animals for luck
No.2142
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>>2140I don't have any cute animals to return the favour, but I do have some cute bunny girls if that will suffice.
No.2143
>>2142>>2141I accept your offering man.
No.2144
>>2142no, post real girls
No.2146
>>2144>real girlsEXCUSE ME, real girls have curves you misogynist shitlord
No.2147
>>2144They look underage man.
No.2148
>>2145Is it normie to like only wank to real girls now?
No.2149
>>2148no but posting /brit/ tier slags is
No.2151
>>2144>>2150No, fuck you, that's disgusting
No.2152
>>2150Eurgh. Why are they wearing so much make up man. It's making my face itch just looking at it.
No.2153
What do you think of these options lads;
A) live with crazy parents for a few more months and stack esa money
B) move out asap on a tiny budget
Each has their positives and negatives
No.2154
>>2153personally I'd say A). Struggling for money is the worst, best to be in a decent financial situation before moving out even if your parents a shit.
No.2155
>>2152It's not for your approval, they wear it for COMFORT, shitlord.
No.2156
>>2153A) as long as possible. You want to work on a decent deposit, and then extra before moving out man trust.
>>2155Any girl that tells you that is a fucking liar man.
No.2157
>>2154Yeah I was thinking the same, no expenses so could save a fair chunk if I tough it out a few more months.
What I'd give for decent parents though.
No.2158
>>2152>>2155>>2156It really freaks me out how insecure females are about their own faces, british girls and women in particular. They have such a warped and distorted view on beauty that they feel the need to meticulously smear their faces in shit before they can go outside. It's fucking weird man.
No.2159
Britain's racist election on channel 4 now, looks good
No.2160
>>2158Not all man. I don't wear make up hardly ever. But I'm properly pale, so a shit tonne of foundation would look weird on me anyway.
No.2161
>>2160Yeah I'll admit not everyone does, but my mum and sister go batshit with it, along with fake tans, fake eyelashes, fake nails, hair extensions, the lot. They come downstairs looking like bloody clowns.
No.2162
>>2158Yeah, it's always girls from Britain and Ireland.
It's disgusting.
No.2163
>>2159>"racist">"tribal">"evil">"violent">"hatred">talking about white peopleSeems like multicultural propaganda to me.
No.2165
>>2163that was the closet the goyim got to a revolution, we don't want that happening again do we? Best to teach everyone how wrong and evil and racist it was!
No.2166
>>2161Aye. It's pretty bleak man. There's a lot that.
>>2164Cheers man.
No.2167
Evening anons, ISAZA went to shit last week and only getting worse tonight
No.2168
No.2169
just want to go abroad lads
britfeel holiday when?
No.2170
>>2169>tfw 'friend' organised a 'lads' holiday for his 21st birthday and didn't invite me No.2171
>>2170A "lad's" holiday sounds like my worst nightmare. I'm glad I've never been invited to one.
No.2172
>>2168I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse on BBC3. Basically Big Brother set in a Zombie Apocalypse. The premise is a new WiFi signal for phones mutates genes, turning people into zombies.
Last week they treated the infection with fucking antibiotics, this week a survivor went from normal to full fucked up zombie in like a minute.
No fucking consistency.
No.2173
>>2169>>2170>tfw not been on holiday abroad in over 5 years.>tfw you're genuinely excited to go to a caravan in Wales. No.2174
>>2172>The premise is a new WiFi signal for phones mutates genesThat's Take Me Out tier trash.
No.2175
>>2170You missed out on
>>2105 and
>>2101 No.2176
>>2173That sucks m8. It's weird, everything seems better abroad. Maybe it's the sun. When I'm on holiday (abroad, somewhere hot) my depression and anxiety go down 90%. I'd like to live in Barcelona tbh.
No.2177
>>2174Better than nothing, plus zombies.
Would be better if they used the mythos from World War Z - books, not movie.
No.2178
>>2173Similar situation to myself, last time I went abroad was to Spain with my dad 6 years ago. My mum has planned a family holiday in a caravan in Weymouth this year, it should be nice.
No.2179
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>>2170>>2171>>2173you guys can come on my lads holiday to one of the greek islands. We'll go to the clubs and bang some slooots
actually I'll most likely just be chilling on the beach and going turtle watching No.2180
I wish I was born in rural Austria.
I like being alone, but it takes hours to get out to the country; and I don't have a car.
I want to escape to the Alps like Nietzsche.
Even he did better with women than me.
No.2181
>>2180Why is she stripping in front of a cow?
No.2182
>>2179I would love that man. What would be better than chilling out looking for cute as fuck turtles? Nothing that's what.
No.2183
>>2181>even cows get more than I doREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.2184
>>2182Go on a gap year project and do it lad
No.2185
>>2170;_; w-we're all going to make it
No.2186
>>2179I'll keep watch over the apartment and play on my PSP while everyone else goes out to the beach or the evening entertainment clubs.
This is exactly what I did when my family and I went to Spain when I was 14, social anxiety has been fucking with me a long time. No.2187
>>2186>Sony Handheld> Not a 3DSfaggot
No.2188
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF MY MUM'S SHIT LADS
SHE THINKS BECAUSE SHE WAS FUCKED BY HER DADDY SHE CAN BE A FUCKING BITCH ALL THE TIME
No.2189
Is it just me or does anyone else like the idea of holidays where you experience what it's like to live there?
Like my ideal holiday would be to rent a apartment for a few weeks and do normal shit like chill out, food shop and get to know the area.
No.2190
>>2184Nah man. I have responsibilities now, and can't go in the sun and shit.
No.2191
>>2187It was 2006 m8, and the DS just had shitty casual games for little girls at the time.
No.2192
>>2189Yeah.
I think the way holidays have become the yearly escape for many working people means they can't be bothered and just want to lay down on a beach with no responsibility for a week. Then go back to work for twelve months.
No.2193
>>2191That's what the GBA port was for.
No.2194
>>2192Yeah, reminds me why I wouldn't want to move to usa until I have passive income. Seems bad in Britain sometimes but in usa they get shafted by the Jews.
1-2 weeks a year holiday time, after you've been working there for 12months
No.2195
>>2194the USA is probably the greatest place in the world to live if you're rich. Otherwise it's like any other hell hole.
No.2196
>>2195I'd say it's one of the best places in the world to be homeless.
No.2197
>>2196Possibly because you could bum it up in a beautiful place like cali.
But the welfare net isn't as useful as uk, even though tories have tried their best to fuck it up.
Defo best place if it's a lifestyle choice to be homeless
No.2198
>>2189That's what I do every year anyway. We never do that all inclusive shit. We normally rent a villa for a week or 2 and do our own thing. I'd fucking hate to stay in a hotel with loads of normie brits there.
No.2199
>>2193Now you've triggered me, my GBA SP was nicked 5 months after I got it on a school trip to Kingswood. I knew it was gone forever during the entire journey home.
No.2200
>>2197>you will never live in north cali and smoke dank with hippies No.2201
Incidentally…
>yes I'm fucking excited man
I'll continue playing RIFT now. See you at 12.
No.2202
>>2199Lost my GBA within days. I got it before going to visit my mum for Christmas. Lost it on the coach ride home, probably got nicked while I was napping
No.2203
No.2204
realistically speaking if I were to strangle a cat and dump it's body in the ocean what is the chance of me being caught?
No.2205
>>2200>you will never live in north cali and smoke dank with hippiesAnd I am forever thankful. I went to Notting Hill Carnival one year and it fucking stank of weed and BO, I imagine it's much the same in California.
No.2206
>>2201I wonder if it will be more than just romhack-tier shekel-grabbing this time. I was begging my parents for Pokemon Yellow when I was a kid, and then Christmas morning I find out it was just the same fucking thing as Blue.
No.2207
>>2205different strokes for different folks I guess, I love that smell
No.2208
>>2206>you will never experience blue/red for the first time againThat was the best Christmas
>tfw going into the cave after first gym badge>tfw trying the 'mew' glitch by the docks No.2210
>>2206Went over to /vp/ and they aren't talking about it, Google had nothing either.
Ruined.
No.2211
how you all holding up lads?
No.2212
>>2208Yeah it was great. I have no idea how I managed to complete the game, I didn't understand the mechanics at all at the time and just kept replaying fights over and over until I would win via luck.
>>2210Oh well, I haven't enjoyed a Pokemon game in years anyway.
No.2213
>>2211not bad mate
wish I had more motivation
No.2214
>>2211Not bad, just thought "fuck the weekend is over" but then remembered I have nothing to do in the week anyway
>>2212Yeah I chose squirtle and never used any other pokemon on my first playthrough, bossed the elite 4 with my lvl 90 blastoise
No.2215
>>2214Worst thing about Black/White was that the Elite 4 could be stomped by Scrafty. And most of the N/Ghetsis matches, too
No.2216
>>2211Alright thanks, just had some leftover lemon meringue pie. Yourself?
No.2217
>>2216fine and dandy as usual mate : )
No.2218
>>2217>accidentally posted the happy versionayyy
No.2219
>>2217Mind if I save your image mate
No.2220
>>2211New job starts in a week. I say new job, my last job ended April last year kek.
I'm having a mild panic lads.
No.2221
>>2220What job?
Night lads
No.2222
Right. Back for the night. What's everyone up to?
No.2224
>>2222Checking your quads.
Probably going to get ready for bed now, got to go to a compulsory thing to get ESA tomorrow morning.
No.2225
>>2222Spent all evening with my housemates watching stardust and rudetube. Everyone's just gone to bed so I'm watching the co-optional lounge. I'm getting super sleepy though, so I might go to bed soon. No laptop in bed tonight, I need to get myself back on track.
No.2226
>>2224That's shit man, Is it like 'getting you back to work' bollocks? It's going to be another long night tonight then! Hope you sleep well.
>>2225Good idea. Wish I could get my sleep schedule back on track but the meds cause insomnia something so it's just not happening.
No.2227
Just booked a Tesco delivery for tomorrow evening. Looking at food is making me feel shit as I don't really like much. i'm really not into any food at all lately.
No.2228
>>2226>Is it like 'getting you back to work' bollocks?It is yeah, it's mostly just been sitting in the middle of an office floor with some relatively young indian woman, who has the most shrill and patronising voice I've ever come across. I've been there a good 7 or 8 times now, and each time it's just 20 minutes of awkward silences, nothing in particular happening, then going back home with 2 extra sheets of paper. Just a waste of time and petrol really, but it keeps the benefits-overlords happy.
Goodnight, and good luck getting to sleep whenever you can.
No.2229
>>2228Night man, appease the NEET gods tomorrow.
>>2227That's nay good, maybe it's time to change your diet up a little? It might help.
No.2230
>tfw really want a gf and some companionship
>tfw at the same time, I really can't be bothered with a gf and having to constantly worry about someone else.
It's a conundrum all right.
No.2231
>>2228you should try and fuck her tbh
No.2232
No.2233
>>2229I don't really like much food as it is anyway, it's generally just hunters chicken, chicken and bacon pasta bakes, fajitas and pizzas. Occasional toasties, apples and cereal. It's just all making me feel a bit shit thinking about it, but I don't like much else and I don't really have the energy in me to think about cooking pasta and making sauce atm.
No.2234
>>2233Do you get enough Libdems? You want to make sure you're getting plenty of vitamins too man. That will help.
No.2235
>>2234>Do you get enough Libdems?Kek
No.2236
>>2231Sure, I look real suave staring at the floor and sitting next to my mum. Anyway she's irritating as fuck, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
No.2237
>>2234Not really tbh, just apples, I was taking supplements for a while but they were massive so I stopped.
No.2238
>>2232I already have a dog, and 3 cats. I love them but it doesn't fill the void.
No.2239
Can't fucking do it anymore lads
my mum was raped by her parents as a child and fucking traumatised me as a child by having breakdowns and telling me all this shit, recently she's started having them again and I'm just not physically capable of even talking to her about it anymore because it's like reliving a traumatic memory myself
had to go out for a walk and genuinely intended to kill a fucking cat or something and just as I found one these two drunk fuckheads stumbled by and said hello to me and I just decided to go home
I just want to get far away from here and never come back
No.2240
>>2239My condolences man, sounds fucking shit. Have you tried running? I've heard it helps, both physically because you get all of the energy out of you and mentally because it feels like you're running away from your problems. Got a friend that swears it made him turn his life around.
No.2241
>>2239Man that sucks. My mum has some bad history herself but she just drinks the memories away.
Please don't go hurting animals. It's some raw shit you've been dealt, but that won't make you feel any better.
No.2242
>>2240I run at least once a week plus go to the gym and I still want to see it all burn down
No.2243
>>2235Oh man. *veg. Although I think I'll start calling them Libdems now.
>>2237You should start either taking multivitamins again or force feed yourself fruit and veg man. You need that shit.
>>2238Nah I know man. A relationship is much different, you need to find someone who isn't high maintenance in the slightest and just wants to chill. You have less to stress over then.
>>2239Hey man, that's fucking awful and no one should have to go through kind of experience growing up, I'm very sorry you had to. You definitely need to find an outlet for this anger though, and that includes NOT killing innocent animals man. You are a young man with his whole life ahead of him. Your mum may have given you a bad start but you can choose to give yourself a better future.
No.2244
>>2243Even if I found an outlet I doubt I'd be happy. Honestly I wish I had the courage to just off myself and be done with it.
No.2245
>>2244Nah man you don't, you are feeling proper fucking low right now, and not getting treatment for because of your career ambitions, which isn't helping your MH at all. But maybe once you've began your career, it might pick up.
No.2246
>>2243>find a woman>who isn't high maintenance and just wants to chillSure, while I'm at it I just need to find a million quid and then I won't be poor anymore!
I can't speak to women beyond superficial shit so that's a stumbling block No.2247
>>2245I'm sure it will help with my depression but all and all I'll probably still be fucking weird
wish I could know what was wrong with me, feel like it would bring me peace.
No.2248
going to try and get some sleep
n-night lads
No.2250
>>2248Night mate, have a good sleep.
No.2251
>>2247If you're anything like me (probably not but oh well), it's as simple as having a broken thought process. You base all your thoughts and actions on how you "feel", even if what you feel isn't true (feelings and thoughts are not real nor true), then you dwell on those faulty thoughts over and over rather than focusing on the present, then when it's blown completely out of proportion, you start labelling yourself things that are not provably true. Have a look into "Automatic Negative Thoughts" when you get some time, it helped me a lot when I realised that was what I was doing.
>>2248Goodnight mate, hope you sleep well.
No.2252
>>2246I think it depends on who you're talking to as well man. A lot of women have a nasty of habit of putting people on edge automatically. It's just something they do without even trying, kind of a tone or stance. So don't be put off if you feel you're struggling. It's not just you.
>>2247Aye, tbf there's nothing wrong with being a little quirky man. The Military would do you wonders man. The structure and discipline can remake somebody fresh yeah.
No.2253
>>2248Night man, sleep well.
No.2254
Fucking hell man. It's too hot. I can't deal with this.
No.2255
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No.2256
>>2255Morning man, you good?
No.2257
>>2255Morning. Fucking grim outside, going to take the mutt out before it pisses it down.
No.2258
>>2257>>2256Yeah having a cozy day inside while it's rainy out, that said chilling in the rain is pretty good if you are warm enough and have a waterproof /umbrella
No.2259
>>2258It's sunny as fuck here. Which is really nay good for me man. Curtains are shut, so it'll be ok. Listening to some Skid Row and chilling out, about to have a bowl of homemade veggie curry for lunch.
No.2260
>>2259>It's sunny as fuck here.Are you out of the country??
No.2261
Monday mornings are the worst.
Every Monday I want to kill myself.
No.2262
>>2261Why? Mondays are the only time I'm happy to be NEET.
No.2263
>>2260It isn't anymore man it's clouded over now. But up in Cheshire it was blue and clear.
No.2264
I think I'm going to be homeless very soon.
No.2265
>>2264What makes you say that man?
No.2266
>tfw running out of bulking powder
RIP in piss gains
Not like I wanted to get stronk anyways
b-baka
No.2267
>>2266Got to eat big to get big, C'MON
No.2268
>>2267my NEETbux is a week overdue so I can't buy any more
going to have to phone the fucking cunts and see what's what.
No.2269
>>2268>yfw you've been stealth sanctioned No.2270
Eurgh. Look proper ill today. Big bags under my eyes and shit, and dead drawn. Don't even know what I can do to sort it out.
No.2271
>>2269I CALLED IN SICK TO AN APPOINTMENT AND THEY TOLD ME IT WOULDN'T AFFECT MY CLAIM
IS THIS WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
I'M ONLY JUST 3 WEEKS AWAY FROM THE END OF A 3 MONTH SANCTION
No.2272
>>2265I live with my mother and all we do is argue.
I just want to be left alone. Also there is the shame of being 18 and NEET.
No.2273
>>2271you're fucked m8. End it all now.
No.2274
>>2272iktf mate
at least we are still young
No.2275
>>227218 is very young man. You have plenty of time to find something. You don't have to be worrying yourself too much really. I always thought it was stupid picking a career path or degree in your teens as you're not really mature enough to know what you want to do in the future anyway. It's fine to be unsure. And it's much better to wait it out for a bit until you've got your shit sorted. As for living with your mum, parents can be utter shits. There's no doubt about that. But being the bigger person is all you can do for now, until you have the opportunity to move on.
No.2276
any other aspiring milfags ITT? What you wanting to join? How's the training going?
No.2277
>>2258>tfw I like the rain and sun>in England it is mainly just overcast and grey all the time>it doesn't even rain that much in EnglandOur weather is the worst.
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No.2279
>>2278>replying to my post just to say you're not joiningWhy did you have to get me excited like that?
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No.2281
>>2280YOU DID IT IN THE OTHER THREAD TOO
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.2282
Only been out of bed half an hour. I said I wouldn't take my laptop to bed last night, but ended up watching Netflix on my WiiU gamepad.
I'm so fucking useless.
No.2283
>>2281le epic bantor
ok I'll stop now
No.2284
>>2282Not useless, perhaps just prone to acting on first impulse right now. Impulses are usually lies and are rarely the best option to take.
No.2285
>>2276I don't know how to join.
I don't have a car so how would I get to the training if I make it past interview?
No.2286
>>2043>just realised I made the OP imageFeels good.
No.2287
>>2285Army roll your way there, it makes you go faster.
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No.2289
Is Oneitis guy in here, from halfchan? Because I get the impression he just posts that one post then pisses off.
No.2290
>>2289I hope not, he's an annoying sperg.
No.2291
>do workout, hit my targets
>hot relaxing shower afterwards
>clean sweatpants and comfy jumper in wardrobe
>go downstairs and check the fridge
>a nice steak in there
The only way this day could get any more comfy would be if I had my qt pc with me ;_;
No.2292
>>2290Yeah man. It's properly cringe worthy. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>2291Nice one man. I had a lovely shower earlier. Smell of strawberries and cream now.
No.2293
>>2291Sounds like a nice day overall. Also reminds me I need to have a shower right about now.
No.2294
>>2291what workout you doing mate? What are your lifts?
No.2295
>>2289>>2290>>2292>he thinks he has it bad because he's had oneitus for 60-odd daysTry 4 years motherfucker, but who's counting?
No.2296
>>2294Doing a 4 day split
Monday - shoulders
Tuesday - chest and tri
Rest
Thursday - back and bi
Friday - leg and core
Pretty embarrassing numbers as just done first month ;_;
Also because I hate going outside I do all dumbbell exercises in the garage, not ideal but good enough.
No.2297
>>2296>Pretty embarrassing numbers as just done first month ;_;Doesn't sound too bad to me. I once asked how I could start working out as a skeleton NEET, and I couldn't do a single thing anyone suggested. Gave up after a couple of days, the bare minimum was too much, even after I found baby mode versions of everything. "It will definitely improve your self-confidence" they said, my arse it did.
No.2298
>>2297Yeah I'm glad I managed to get some weights of my own.
Can't imagine learning all this in a gym with people around. Would find a way to embarrass myself.
No.2299
who /glutton/ here?
>tfw open a big bag of crisps/sweets and I end up finishing the whole thing in one sitting
>tfw meal is too much but eat it all anyway
>tfw love the feeling of being full
No.2300
>>2295Chin up man. There'll be others.
>tfw get woken violently because somebody thought you were dead. ;_;
No.2301
>>2300I'm actually over her now, mostly. Still think about her now and then, but it's no longer a constant obsessive longing, and I cut myself off completely, so it's passed oneitus stage. Pretty proud of myself for that actually.
No.2302
>>2301Well done man. When you dwell on that shit you get obsessive and it's not healthy.
No.2303
>>2300Why did they think you were dead?
No.2304
>>2303The tramadol made my breathing go really shallow. So it looked liked I'd stopped completely apparently.
No.2305
>>2299Mate I know that feel too well.
>open a multipack of crisps and eat every packet >blitz through a pack of biscuits in 10 minutes Luckily I'm on top of it now, successfully losing weight. I haven't gone 100% cold turkey, but if I decide to have a splurge I'll now account for it so I don't start gaining again.
No.2306
>>2299>just back from the gym>200g brown rice, 250g beef mince, 100g sweetcorn and 50g of broccoli cooking away in my combination rice cooker/steamer>500ml of ben and jerry's waiting on me for desertanyone else leaving humanity behind?
No.2307
Fucking aye. Crunch bars are well tasty.
No.2308
>hey anon want to hit the gym with me later
How do you respond?
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No.2311
>>2309>>2310>don't you want to live a healthy lifestyle and get buff like me anon?What now?
No.2312
>>2311"I already live a healthy lifestyle man, but you look like a complete Bellend, and don't associate with knobs"
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No.2314
>>2308>>2311I'd have already silently walked away by this point.
No.2315
>>2312>why would you assume that about me anon, you don't know what somebody is like till you give them a chanceyour riposte?
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No.2317
>>2315At that I'd walk away and not look back.
No.2318
>>2316>>2317why are you guys so mean? ;_;
No.2319
>>2306Sounds noice m8.
Just finished my steak and sticky rice. Goat meal.
No.2320
>>2318Got to look at it from the other perspective, I was just minding our own business, trying to keep a low-profile when some hench alpha-male motherfucker comes up to me and starts asking me to hit the gym with him. Panic rises, confidence diminishes, and I am straight the fuck out of there as soon as possible. Probably won't ever return to wherever this pretend situation is located either.
No.2321
>>2320he would have been like a big brother and built up your confidence mate
you had one shot and ya blew it
No.2322
>>2318Because 9/10 times guys like that only talk to me to bully me man.
No.2323
>>2322I-If you watch his youtube channel he's really nice
No.2324
>>2321Thinking of positive outcomes when an opportunity comes by? I thought I was supposed to be playing as myself in this scenario.
No.2326
>>2323I don't know man. I guess you become a bit jaded, you expect people to be knobs to you. I was on the bus and started having a seizure, when I came round, there were all these properly chad hench guys filming me on their mobiles, I was covered in piss and sick. And they were there pissing themselves.
No.2328
>>2325I'm extremely pessimist, which means anything I do manage to get dragged into is never quite as bad as I think it will be, however the only parts I will remember are the negatives. So the next time that thing comes up, I'm even less willing to do it even if it went okay last time. My mind's fucking me over man I swear.
No.2329
348mb data to last me 10 days, how will I survive lads
No.2330
>>2326that's fucking brutal, what's making you have seizures?
No.2331
>>2330SLE. It affects my central nervous system
No.2332
>>2331didn't realise it was you I was talking to m8
how you feeling today?
No.2333
>>2332Yeah man, I've been in here all day, been up and down the pain killers are barely touching it today. But there's not much I can do about that so just have to get on with it.
No.2334
>>2333nice trips
are seizures a common occurrence or are they quite rare? Have an anime girl to keep your spirits up mate
No.2335
Why can't uk have gaming cafes like the Japanese. I want to be tucked away in a little cubicle not in a huge room full of other people fuck.
And I really need to update my eve skill queue ;_;
No.2336
>>2334Cheers man, and they're quite common. I've been in status epilepticus 4 times, which is how Lenin died. You wake up ICU with a tube down your throat it's proper grim. But I think you just have to get on with things when you're ill. Like right now, the mirror is twitching across the wall and it's pecking my head but there's nothing I can do about so you just take a deep breath, and focus on something else.
No.2337
>>2335What's wrong with your own bedroom?
No.2338
>>2335>wanting to socialize No.2339
>>2337My pc is in storage, all I have is a corrupt hdd laptop which eve ain't working on. And that's after I had to leave it downloading for multiple days because of ancient countryside broadband
No.2340
>>2335there are some in London but they're shit. I guess not many people would pay for it when they can just play videogames at home.
No.2341
>>2339Sounds rough man, that's probably the one reason why I would never move to the countryside.
>mfw upgraded to fibreoptic No.2343
>>2342Fuck man. That properly sent me west.
No.2344
>>2343fuck sorry mate
assumed most people would have seen that gif before
No.2345
>>2341Yeah I went from BT infinity to 100kbs. Not out here by choice ;_;.
>>2340Yeah exactly. Found one near me but it's a 'social' one erghhhh.
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No.2347
>>2346man you say man way too much man
No.2348
>>2347Woah woah woah, I completely cut innit for you guys with great difficulty, are you trying to make me sound like one of you posh southern Jessies? ;_;
No.2349
just finished my icecream, had a grand total of 2000 calories in one sitting
COME ON
No.2350
>>2348wasn't much point cutting one annoying overused word if you've just replaced it with another.
No.2351
>>2350I said both to be fair, but I think the innit stood out more
No.2352
>>2349I hope you've done enough exercise to offset it!
>>2348My dad says "you know" so much. Like almost once every sentence. Maybe you could pick that up, you know?
No.2353
more than half way through march and still no job lads
feels real fucking bad, especially given how many posters seem to have gotten jobs recently.
No.2354
>>2353I don't understand how you got so close with that bank job and then nada ever since.
No.2355
>>2354w-wrong wojak, sorry
No.2356
>>2353Don't worry I'm not planning on a job for at least half a year
No.2357
>>2354people even accused me of being a Chad when I posted pictures of the hair I was going to be rocking to the interview
those were the days
fuck mate early britfeel was so fucking comfy
No.2358
>>2353You'll find something, it just takes time and patience. Keep applying for stuff and you'll get there in the end!
No.2359
>>2353I've never had a job, so there's one less jobposter for your worries.
No.2361
What's everyone up to? Currently listening to Tyler the Creator. Trying to decide if I should watch Nichijou or Generation kill.
No.2362
>>2357Post pic?
>>2360I can't help it man. If I don't try to be overly positive I have nothing but having facing my morbid reality head on. Not ready for that yeah.
No.2363
>>2361I'm about to have that shower I mentioned 5 hours ago. I'd go with Nichijou.
No.2364
>>2362I tried but it's on my tablet and it's being a cunt. I'll give it another bash later
>>2363enjoy it mate. Nichijou it is, the people have spoken.
No.2365
>>2364Sick. I'll give you honest ratez out of 8 /soc/ style or something.
No.2366
>>2361Just finished watching Alien 3.
Watched Alien and Aliens yesterday.
Probably going to watch the fourth tomorrow.
No.2367
Who /britainsbenefittenants/ here
No.2368
>>2365cool
I've changed it now, I hadn't been leaving my house much so it got long as fuck and I just slicked it back with some gel so I wasn't rocking the classic autist unkempt bush, everyone ITT seemed to really like it though
No.2369
>>2368Sounds cool man, I bet you pulled it off really well! My partner has long hair too, but he's full viking mode. I took a picture earlier, as I was going to post in /r9k/ faces thread but then completely chickened out just didn't.
No.2370
>>2369it's relatively short now, although I could probably still slick it back
I'd like to have long hair like that but mine is so fucking thick, I don't think I could even properly grow it to shoulder length without it going mental
No.2371
just downloaded f.lux to see if it will help me get my sleeping pattern back on track
No.2372
>>2370Aye, when growing your hair you go through that super fucking awkward middling length. Before it gains the weight to grow downwards not sideways
No.2373
>>2372pic of viking mode? Just censor the face if you want, I only really care about the hair.
No.2374
>>2369>partner reeeeeeeeee
No.2375
>follow a blog on tumblr that posts rape gifs
>the profile picture is Patrick Bateman
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No.2378
right lads I'm going to put an episode of Nichijou on and watch it from bed
night night nerds
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No.2381
Back gents, was just levelling up a little in RIFT.
>>2373I don't actually have any pictures of him on my mobile I only got this phone last month. We're not really a 'selfie' couple seeing as we're both horrifically unphotogenic.
No.2382
This picture is both hyping me up for a new digimon series and making me feel super comfy. I can't wait to be comfy again.
No.2383
>>2369> I took a picture earlier>>2381>I don't actually have any pictures of himwhy are women such liars?
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No.2384
>>2382comfy season is over now tho, it's spring time
No.2385
No.2386
>>2383It's natural for women, it's how they get anywhere in life.
No.2387
>>2385>My partner has long hair too, but he's full viking mode. I took a picture earlier,pls
No.2388
>>2387Stop sperging man, I clearly don't punctuate well or something. He was talking about the he'd taken a picture. I'd also taken so after mentioning the fact my bf is viking mode went on to say about the fact I beta'd on posting in that thread
No.2389
>>2384You can always be comfy, it just takes more setup at this part of the year. Plus I'm in wales, so it's always raining or gloomy.
No.2390
>>2388
>He was talking about the he'd taken a picture. I'd also taken so after mentioning the fact my bf is viking mode went on to say about the fact I beta'd on posting in that threadI can't into this sentence
No.2391
>>2390See man. I've only taken 29 pictures.
No.2392
>>2391>brotherhood of steel bagIs that the real brotherhood or the Fallout 3 brotherhood?
No.2393
>>2392It's the official BoS bag from Bethseda. I'd have preferred the emblem to be the Midwestern blue from tactics but they don't do it unfortunately ;_;
No.2394
>>2371So I just downloaded this as well, after turning it on it's amazing how much my eyes suddenly hurt. I didn't realise my screen was so bright before.
No.2395
3 episodes deep into Nichijou and I still can't sleep
No.2396
>>2395Well I'm still up. If you're bored.
No.2397
>>2394It's good, automatically turns on and off according to sunset and sunrise too.
>>2395Try turning all you devices and your room light off if you haven't, I can easily stay up for multiple days if they are on.
No.2398
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEFF SEID HAS RELEASED A FUCKING GAME ON ANDROID
AESTHETIC ADVENTURES
WOULD POST SCREENSHOT BUT TABLET IS BEING A CUNT
No.2399
>>2398No idea who that is, some kind of bodybuilder?
No.2400
>>2397Im just gonna stay up a bit longer and try again at 2
Sakurai Sensie just found her brothers porn stash and is cucking him hard right now lads
No.2401
>>2399Yes
If you have an android search for jeff seid and you'll probably find the app
Top fucking kek mate
No.2402
Nichijou makes me wish I was phyically capable of forming an emotional bond with another human being
No.2403
>>2401Found it, still unaware of why it's funny.
No.2404
>>2403>making an android game of yourself No.2405
Ok. Doing a tesco shop. What treats should I get?
No.2406
>>2402A lot of anime will do that to you. Spent years of my life watching hundreds of shows, wishing I had friends or a girlfriend like they did.
>>2404It says it's made by someone called "Amin Kanafani", doesn't appear to be an official thing.
No.2407
>>2405Mango and avocado lad
GOAT fruit
No.2408
>>2406It's illegal as fuck to use his name and likeness without permission, I was under the impression someone propositioned him and he said yes
Nothing on his Jewtube about it though
No.2409
>>2407Safe, added. Going to get some pears as well, anything else?
No.2410
>>2409Can you get me some whole milk and eggs mate? Some hotsauce too. Cheers.
No.2411
>>2408Well it's only been downloaded 10 times and has a single rating, which is 1 star. I think it's quite likely it won't be up for long.
No.2412
>>2410Yeah no worries man, any particular brand?
No.2413
Bedtime for me I think, goodnight guys.
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>>2415Apparently this is kosher and vegan.
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No.2418
Better get to bed, wanna get up early tomorrow and go for a haircut. That's sure gunna be a pain.
No.2419
>>2418Gah, gotta stay looking sharp man. You sleep well. Speak in the morning I guess.
No.2420
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Morning lads, you seen this shit?
http://thunderbirds.wikia.com/wiki/Kayo>Kayo is a modernised version of Tin-Tin.
>she is the pilot of Thunderbird Shadow No.2421
Morning, finally fell asleep at about 6 to Nordic Folk. It was lovely. Woke up just now all chill and shit.
No.2422
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>>2421Morning, just woke up myself.
>>2420>CGI>realistic proportions>overly-dramaticAll charm is lost.
No.2423
>>2422Any plans for today man?
No.2424
>>2423None at all, besides looking for a birthday present for my dad. No idea what to get him and it's pretty close now.
Yourself?
No.2425
>>2424Oh man, I struggled terribly getting my dad a present. When I'm in remission we go mountain climbing together, but other than that he doesn't have many hobbies, except for loving music, so made him a Spotify account that I'm paying for and wrote the details in a handmade card. I'll be doing the usual today. Lay in bed, playing RIFT on and off throughout the day browsing chan and listening to the radio.
Might try and get some python done if my head clears up a bit.
No.2426
>>2425Sounds comfy.
My dad has a few hobbies here and there, but he's better with computers/websites/mobile devices than I am, and anything he's after he usually buys himself. He recently got himself a decent camera, but I don't know shit about photography and he already got himself all the obvious stuff. Hard work I tell ya.
No.2427
>>2426Totally is man.
Maybe you could get him a day out paintballing or something. Something you can do together. Go karting or some shit. It'd be fun and you get some quality time with him.
No.2428
>>2427I dunno, he had a heart op last year, I'm not sure he would be up to it. That plus me having social anxiety, no job, and no means of travel (besides my parents) makes anything like that impossible.
No.2429
>>2428Book a lunch out. Then, at a local pub or restaurant. Pay for his meal and pick somewhere quiet so you don't feel too crowded by other people. You could have a nice pint with him.
No.2430
>>2429I'm unable to do anything like that, at least right now. Sometimes I'm okay just following him around to something he might suggest, but I could never suggest going out somewhere myself. It's times like this where I wonder just how much I've missed out on in life thus far, it's only since I've been able to make posts online without panic attacks (it's been about 5 months) that I've realised how little I'm able to do compared to others.
No.2431
>>2430That's a real shame man. Do you have any coping mechanisms? Any ways to help you deal with your anxiety at all?
No.2432
>>2431Not really, besides just staying in my room all the time and not talking to anyone. I've been to the doctors, a psychiatrist and a psychologist, and they basically just said "you are depressed and have asperger's, good luck with life." and that was it. I was given about 3 different meds in 2009, but all of them just made things worse. I've been seeing a private therapist for the past month and a half, but I just freeze up on the couch and can barely speak, so it's going nowhere. I'm trying someone else next week, expectations are low but hopes are high.
No.2433
>>2432Good luck man. I used to freeze up with one of my therapists too. Just couldn't open up to him, then I got handed to one who was lovely and so patient. Eventually felt comfortable enough to tell her everything. I truly hope it helps and it works out for you in the end.
No.2434
Erghhhh its starting to get hot now.
O-Only half a year til its autumn again ;_;
No.2435
>>2434I can't stand summer man. Being too hot? Sticky? Fuck that. Give me the cold and rain anyday. Especially storms. I love storms. That's probably the only thing I like about summer, the thunderstorms you get to clear up the atmosphere.
No.2436
>>2435>tfw smelling the air after a thunderstorm in summer One of the only good things about summer.
Another thing I hate about summer is the flies /skeetos. I wish they were extinct.
No.2437
>>2433Thanks, that gives me hope.
>>2434I've noticed this too, it hasn't been sunny here at all yet it hit 26 degrees C in my room the other night. Went over 33 in my room last summer, it was fucking killing me.
No.2438
>>2436It's absolutely wonderful. When I was younger my dad would take me storm chasing at night, and we'd drive all over the county one area to the next watching it form and pass over. We'd always listen to War of the World's whilst driving. It's probably one of my fondest memories from childhood.
Another summer peeve is people stripping off as soon as the sun comes out.
No.2439
Eurgh. Feel mean now. Just told oneitis guy to fuck off. I shouldn't let myself become a prick online just because everyone else feels the need to.
No.2440
>>2439It's okay to tell shitposters to fuck off
No.2441
>>2439You can always delete your post and pace around your room. That's what I do.
No.2442
>>2420You mean in the other britfeel? Can't see anything like that in there
No.2443
>>2442Nm I didn't realise there were two threads going.
Glad you said it tbh, the guys a fucking mong and he never responds to anyone anyway.
No.2444
>>2440>>2443Aye he just got under my skin. Don't usually let that happen. But it's just he needs to just let it go man. Why is even telling us about it?
>>2441I just crashed out and fell asleep instead. Feel a bit better now.
No.2445
Stress levels through the roof.
No.2447
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2445Here's one technique for entering a relaxed state: Shut your eyes, take long deep breaths from your stomach, and scan your body for tense muscles and relax them individually. Alternatively (or simultaneously), listening to some good vibes helps too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svqqBxL__8YI don't recommend
>>2446 though.
No.2448
>>2447>Lucky Strike>Used a Solid Snake reaction image>Lucky Strike No.2449
>>2448Haven't played the games in years, and I didn't realise they had an in-game brand. My bad.
No.2450
>>2449No worries man, it's actually a real brand that they must have the rights to use, they taste like shit though and no one buys them.
No.2451
>Woke up late
>Didnt get a haircut
At least I have community to watch to make me feel better about how useless I am.
No.2452
>>2451>tfw need a haircut tooI wish I looked good with buzzed hair
No.2453
>>2451Ring a mobile hairdresser. They're cheap and you don't have to leave the house. I'm getting one over soon to sort mine out man.
No.2455
>>2454You're lucky man. It costs me £40-60 to get my hair done at a decent salon. It's ridiculous.
No.2456
>>2453Oh wow you just triggered my brain into remembering a super autistic story I tried to forget
>need a haircut but too anxious to go into town >look into mobile hairdressers >this guy seems nice I'll book him>the day finally arrives and I've cleaned up all signs of neethood>hairdresser rings my phone, he is lost, tell him what colour my front door is>5 minutes pass>rings again, I try to explain again>10 minutes pass>get a text from him >"creepy old man">he had gone to a different street with the same name, on the other side of the city. >he had been knocking at old people's doors with them watching him through the window. >I explain that he's at the wrong street and clear things up, he says that text wasn't about me>"it's getting too late, would it be ok to arrange another time tomorrow?">did not respond to his text the next dayHurts to think about.
No.2457
>>2455>You're lucky man.In a way, but it's a shit pay job so we're poor as fuck regardless. Her legs, feet, back and hands are all fucked thanks to doing it for 30 years as well, but she can't easily switch careers because she struggles with anything else, especially anything involving computers. She has no qualifications either, even in hairdressing (didn't need them to get hired back in the day).
No.2458
No.2459
>>2456Oh god that's retarded on his part not yours man. What a waster.
>>2457That's a real shame man. Does she enjoy it at least? Or is it literally just not worth it. Because maybe it might be worth her doing a distance learning course in something she'd like, that would be better paid. Like maybe accounting or HR or childcare or something.
No.2460
need to go out for a run soon but can't be fucked
No.2461
>>2460It'll make you feel better man. Get your blood pumping.
No.2462
>>2455Why would you ever pay that much for a haircut? Are you Chewbacca?
No.2463
>>2459She doesn't hate it besides the fact the money is shit and it's destroying her body. Because she has fuck all money, she's unable to pay for courses in anything really. A job dealing with people or children might be possible, but as bad as I feel for saying it, if anything requires even basic Maths, English or IT skills she's got no chance.
No.2464
>>2462That's like standard amount for a cut and blow, for long hair, anyway. If I had it dyed it'd be heading towards £90.
No.2465
>>2463That's a shame man. My mammy got herself on Khan Academy to improve her maths for the tests they do at interviews and stuff and she has a lovely cushty job now. It's entirely possible if you're unhappy with your current situation enough. But if she can deal, it might be worth her looking for a different better paying salon,
No.2466
Going to play through crystal using one pokemon
What's my name
No.2467
No.2469
No.2470
What is my pokemon called
No.2471
No.2472
>>2465>It's entirely possible if you're unhappy with your current situation enough.Perhaps. There's just a shitload of other issues she has to deal with between work though (me and my inability to leave the house, her currently unemployed partner, my sister and her daughter who moved out, our tiny house where everything breaks at the worst of times, same issue with the car, etc.) so the rare hours of free time she does get she just collapses on the sofa and watches telly. It's fucking shitty, and I feel guilty as fuck that I've only ever been a hindrance.
No.2473
No.2474
>>2472Don't beat yourself up too much man. She's your mum and she'll no doubt be happy she's supporting and taking care of you, I will say this though. Try and pay some rent when you can. I used when living at home. When I got a little job. Threw my parents a quarter of it, just so they had money for my food and electricity. And trust you realise when you're on your own it barely even scratches the surface.
No.2475
No.2476
>>2474>Try and pay some rent when you can.I give her most of my ESA, so there's that, but even the people at the "getting you ready for work" place are saying that it's possible I won't even be ready after the two years I need to attend. I'm absolutely banking on therapy being able to help get past social anxiety, and hopefully having a life beyond my room one day soon, because I am fucked if I can't.
No.2477
No.2478
>>2476I really hope it works for you man. You poor bastard. I know how isolated you must feel being stuck in your room all day, it's not fun. I wish you the very best anon.
Have a cute animal for luck.
No.2479
>>2464>tfw I get a decent haircut for 8 quidEat shit
No.2480
>>2479Well it's just paying more for basically the same service but it's gender targeted.
And some other SJW bollocks I really can't be arsed with.
No.2481
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.2482
>>2478Thanks, I appreciate it. It feels quite good to just rant about various life problems in here.
No.2483
>>2482Aye, No worries man. Glad to help. I can imagine it must be shit having no one to vent to. So yeah let it out, I know if I'm in the thread I'll try to give you a fresh perspective on it, I'm not sure about anyone else but I'm pretty there's not that Bellends in this one.
No.2484
No.2485
Actually working on my Final Project for uni, it's not hard it's just mind numbingly boring. I hate my course so much, I can't wait for all this to be over with.
No.2486
>>2477>>2484I called my rival paki.
I have since caught a pidgey called easyjet to use for flying late game.
No.2487
>>2486Nigel is level 20 atm, haven't even reached the 2nd gym
No.2488
>>2485Keep it up, you sound like you're doing good. I don't think I've ever seriously worked on a project in my own time in my life, any homework or coursework that I was set back in school I just didn't bother with because staying behind after school for 30 mins to 1 hour was easier.
No.2489
>>2488I'm pretty much the same tbh, the only reason I have in uni is because I will fail completely if I dont. I've left this far too late to do. (It's due on the 26th) so I have to be in overdrive right now. It doesn't help that I hate my course and that uni was probably the worst mistake of my life.
No.2490
I actually sort of miss the early britfeel days of recking Libdems on the reg
No.2491
>>2490>implying the GOAT days weren't before those cucks even browsed britfeelthey just showed up one day and ruined everything ;_;
No.2492
>>2491I know, I know it was shit at the time, yet I still have a faint longing for it because even the greencucks were better than those /int/ cunts
No.2493
Mum in law, has made a cake. Can't be doing with all these extra calories knocking around.
No.2494
I just can't post on 4chan right now because they keep giving me those annoying as fuck captchas with the black blobs that are impossible to solve. What the fuck.
No.2495
Gotta sort out the immigration in this cave lads
No.2496
One of Ten web pages done on my project, it shouldn't be taking me this long…
No.2497
>you will never live in Japan
feels bad
No.2498
No.2499
No.2500
>>2499Because I'm not Japanese.
No.2501
>>2500Japan looks nice though. I'd love to spend a year living there.
No.2502
>>2501I love the look of the place, cherry blossoms, cicada sounds, countryside etc but I agree with the other anon, I don't think I could deal with living in a country with a language I don't speak and with a culture as odd as Japans.
No.2503
>>2492>implying the Libdems have left No.2504
>>2502The culture is shit, only bad thing about it really.
No.2505
>>2501England looks nice too, but that's cherry picking. Japan has shit holes too.
No.2506
Japan would be a great place to be neet. You could live off the vending machine outside your apartment. And if you crave anything else there are 24h convince stores everywhere. You can also easily acquire all your weeb mangos and pillows.
No.2507
>>2502>he isn't learning Japanesenormie
No.2508
>>2503but you cant bulldoze them anymore because there's too many paki's and normies
No.2509
>>2508>>2503why did I put libdems? I meant Libdems
No.2510
>>2509WHY IS THE WORD G R E E N GETTING CHANGED TO LIB DEMS
FUAAARK
No.2511
>tfw I want to learn nip, but too anxious about my parents bullying me for it
No.2512
>>2511Why would you want to learn it?
Fuck Japan.
No.2513
>>2511why would they bully you for learning a language? Why do they even have to know anyways?
>>2512Hey fuck you bully
No.2514
>>2512Learn a language that's worth learning like Spanish or French. Why would you want to speak jap?
No.2515
No.2517
>>2516>can't even fucking talk about JapShit on britfeel anymoreit's over.
No.2518
>>2517It's only banter m8, learn nip if you want.
No.2519
>>2517>caring about what people think of you on a mongolian image board No.2520
>no Job
>no gf
>haven't studied for my Open Uni course in a month
>just sit around being bored all day every day with no end in sight
suicide just looks more and more appealing
No.2521
>>2513They are pretty crazy, always keeping tabs on what I'm doing at every minute of the day.
It just saves a lot of hassle by not doing anything out of the ordinary.
>>2514I never plan on visiting Spain, France is ok but wouldn't visit enough to make it worthwhile.
I love 24h cities so tokyo is number 1 for me. Love the place, and you cannot fully experience it unless you speak and read the language.
I only learn languages for places I plan to visit frequently.
No.2522
>>2519>mongolian image boardMore like filipino.
No.2523
>>2521As someone who grew up in London I hate 24h cities.
I think people eventually grow out of them after a while, all I want now is to live on a mountain.
No.2524
>>2510just say g[spoiler][/spoiler]reens mate
No.2526
Spent the last 3 hours going over fucking entry level maths. As my medication is dicking around with my head. Don't want to start losing my edge, already feel myself slipping man. It's fucking grim.
No.2527
>>2523I don't know, I love the ambient noises of a city. I feel so uncomfortable in the countryside where it's dead silent past 8PM.
No.2528
>signing on tomorrow
No.2529
>>2526I stopped paying attention to maths around year 7 and now I feel absolutely retarded whenever numbers appear, even in games. I've tried doing something about it but I lack the self-control to keep it up.
No.2530
>>2529It's never too late. I feel completely retarded right now man. I'm 24 and getting tricked out by stuff that's made for kids. But I suppose if you don't start from the bottom and work your way up again you'll never do it.
No.2531
>>2530Yeah that's how it is for me, I'm 23. I did use khan academy for a bit two years ago, but I stopped after a couple of weeks and have since forgotten it all. Knowing that I have to start again from scratch has prevented me from bothering. Plus all the other things I started teaching myself after that, which I was equally terrible at sticking with. Ended up having a bit of a breakdown from information-overload back in January this year, which really puts me off trying to learn anything at all now.
No.2532
>>2530>>2531Haven't studied for my Open Uni course in one month. The ride never ends.
No.2533
>>2531I think just little and often. Just enough to keep your mind active. Not so much you feel bogged down with it. But just a little taste here and there to refresh.
No.2534
are there any decent degrees you can do with straight Bs?
No.2535
>>2532How much is it so study with the open uni?
No.2536
>>2534>tfw two Cs, four Ds and four Es in my GCSEsI mean considering the fact I didn't pay attention in class at all or ever revise I guess it's not too bad.
No.2537
>>2534are there any I can do with nothing?
No.2538
>>2535I live in Scotland so nothing for me
>>2537Open Uni
No.2539
I'm so fucking lonely guys. I'm tired of being totally deprived of human interaction. This is so horrible. I want friends I can talk to every day and cute girls at work who smile at me when they catch me looking at them.
I'm so lonely.
No.2540
>>2539that's why we're here
No.2541
No.2542
>>2540I can't fucking handle it. I've tried so hard to get a job and fucking nothing. I've fucked up everything so bad. I wish I could have just fucking stayed at school but we had to move houses for work and I just wasn't up for moving to a new school for the last year, it would have ruined it.
Everything went so fucking wrong and now I'm four months off my two year NEET anniversary. Fuck.
No.2543
>>2539>>2540>>2541You have us. We can be lonely together, I miss having friends terribly man, it'd be nice having regular companionship.
No.2544
>>2543I just don't know what to do. It's getting harder and harder as time goes on. I want to be an agent for positive change in my life but I just have less and less energy or motivation the longer I spend like this. If I'm not employed by the end of 2015 I will legitimately kill myself. I can't go on like this. I just fucking can't.
No.2545
>>2544Times are hard man. But you will get through this, it's properly shit right now but there's always hope don't give in on yourself.
No.2546
>>2539I know that feel bro, I spend all day alone then in the evening when my housemates come home from uni I immediately pounce at them and talk at them. I feel like I'm going on too strong and feel bad about it.
At least I talk at people I guess.
No.2547
>>2542>not even two yearEarly days yet mate. I've been four years full NEET, and three years before that that were technically in college, but I had shitty attendance and was already a lonely, depressed shut-in.
>>2544Try giving this a watch, helped stop me going full suicidal a few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493lAJo3xx4 No.2548
Just realised I'm about to watch the last episode of Nichijou lads. Don't know what I'm going to do with myself once it's over.
>>2545I hope you're right. I really do.
>>2546What do you do? Sharing a house with Uni goers as a NEET sounds horrible
No.2549
>>2542It's ok sag, we are all in the same boat
No.2550
>>2548>Don't know what I'm going to do with myself once it's over.If it's more highschool SoL anime you want, you won't run out anytime soon, trust me.
No.2551
>>2550but as good as Nichijou? It had the perfect blend of comedy, slice of life, and cute but not TOO cute or overly cringey fanservice shit
it is quite simply the ultimate show
No.2552
>>2548I go to uni, but skip most of my lectures and tutorials due to hating my course and anxiety.
No.2553
where did it all go so wrong?
No.2554
>>2553Calm down m8.
Nothing matters anyway.
No.2555
My tesco order came. The bastards brought me 3 avocados that go out of date tomorrow. As well 2 bags of salad that need using by Thursday. It's just cheeky.
No.2556
>>2551Most school comedy SoL shows are based on Azumanga Daioh, Lucky Star, and more recently K-On, but here are some alternative recommendations:
Yuyushiki, Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou, Setokai Yakuindomo, Yuru Yuri, Minami-ke, A-Channel, Mitsudomoe, Kiniro Mosaic, Cromartie High School
These aren't specifically school based, but still good comedy SoL shows:
Working!, Non Non Biyori, Tamayura, Ichigo Mashimaro, Hanamaru Youchien, Arakawa Under the Bridge, Ikoku Meiro no Croisee
The ultimate SoL show for me would be Aria and it's sequels, it feels fucking amazing watching it, but it may raise depression levels if you dwell on the fact that Neo Venezia will never be real, and that the show has a finite number of episodes.
No.2557
>>2555brah ignore the use by date on fruit, it's all bullshit. Supermarkets have to put a date on there, you'll know when it goes off by the smell, mould.
No.2558
>>2557Cheers man, I was well peeved.
No.2559
>>2556cheers mate
looks like I'll get torrenting tonight
No.2560
Nichijou is officially over.
No.2561
>>2559Glad to help, this kind of anime helped keep my mind away from dangerous thoughts during the worst of my depression. Even if it's not the most productive task in the world, you can still casually learn a few things about Japan here and there, and perhaps more profoundly, the human condition.
No.2562
>>2536nah that's still terrible. I never revised and got C's and B's across the board.
No.2563
>>2544christ mate, I said this before but get a fucking apprenticeship. Yeah I know you don't want to work for shit money, but when the alternative is fucking killing yourself it's really not that bad.
No.2564
>>2563will they even hire me? I've applied for so many jobs and they haven't. I have to fucking sign on tomorrow too and I've only applied for two jobs because it just all seems so pointless.
No.2565
>>2564apprenticeships are
much more likely to hire someone with little/no experience, especially someone young. Normal jobs have huge amounts of applicants to choose from at any time so will invariably go for the experienced person, but with apprenticeships it's less of an investment on their part so they're more likely to take a punt on you
No.2566
>>2562You must have paid attention somewhat in class then, no?
I just daydreamed my way through year 10 and 11, didn't see the point in doing the work so I didn't do it. I could probably have done with some guidance as a teen but my dad didn't live with me and my mum was busy working all the time. Ended up having authority issues and a general disregard for anything about school, and I had gaping holes in my knowledge about life after school. Still do actually, no fucking idea what university is about, what a degree is, what a job entails, what an apprenticeship is, what a CV is, etc. Feel a bit like I fell off the train of life when I was 14.
No.2567
>>2566>You must have paid attention somewhat in class then, no?nope, in fact I was hardly there. Most exams / coursework I just winged it.
Didn't work for my A-Levels though, got straight D's…
No.2568
>>2567Huh, well I didn't do any coursework so there's that. Impressive nonetheless.
No.2569
>>2566>gaping holes in my knowledgeYeah, I still don't know the order of the months.
No.2570
>tfw not the son of a billionaire
No.2572
Fucking hell. What's with all the humblebragging, it's nay cool rubbing people's noses in the fact you've done better academically, some people are just better at that kind of thing than others. Don't be a dick.
No.2573
>>2569>Yeah, I still don't know the order of the months.That must be shitty, I can imagine that being difficult to hide at times. I've never known my times table besides 1, 2, 5 and 10, but that's probably more common.
No.2574
so I just looked up the news for the first time in ages
Russia has moved nukes to it's borders and mobilised tens of thousands of troops
Putin has called for the arrest of all members of the Rothschild family
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
WW3 SOON BROTHERS
No.2575
>>2572Sorry, are you not allowed to join in the conversation unless you're talking about how shit you are?
No.2576
>>2575I just think it's a bit low calling other people's grades terrible, when they may not be as academic as you. It's fine to be proud of your achievements, as long as you're put others down in the process.
No.2577
>>2575yes, this is britfeel you fuckhead
No.2578
No.2579
>>2576the guy said that getting a bunch of E's at GCSE was "not too bad", but by all accounts it is. And it's not a matter of being less academically gifted when he said himself he didn't pay attention or actually do much work. At any rate I wasn't intentionally trying to insult him or make out I'm amazing.
No.2580
>>2572>talking about how shit you areThis is the foundation of britfeel
No.2581
>>2573I was pretty good at my times table.
I just do so little in my life that months pass without anything to mark them.
No.2582
>>2581>I just do so little in my life that months pass without anything to mark them.I can relate to that at least. I don't imagine many people know the feeling of being dragged outside and being really disorientated by the fact it's a completely different season to when you last went out.
No.2583
>tfw it goes from hot summer to blustery autumn
>tfw autumn breeze hits your face as you step outside
No.2584
>>2583The fucking best man. Seriously. So good
No.2585
I've taken a modafinil and Im going to get a shitload of work done overnight. Lets do this!
No.2586
So lads what's everyone's favourite anime?
No.2587
>>2586I watched Steins Gate recently and absolutely adored it, not only was the story brilliant, but it was absolutely gorgeous too.
Although I don't quite think it beats out Big O.
No.2589
>>2586Don't really have a single favourite show, I've seen far too many to consider any one of them "special", but I have a preference for comedy, romance, SoL, that kind of thing. I've still seen my fair share of other genres too, really enjoyed SDF Macross and NGE for example.
No.2590
what's a really creative, far out way to commit suicide?
I want it so that my pallid corpse says "I could have been somebody" so the normies realise the error of their ways
No.2591
>>2590Fly into a black hole so your body is stretched between universes. Make sure to wear a shirt that says 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'.
No.2592
>>2590Dying of old age, nobody will expect it.
No.2593
>>2592I reckon this one. It's avant garde as fuck man.
No.2594
>>2591>>2592Epic memes. Cheers.
No.2595
>01:24 am
Gonna start heading to bed now, been nice chatting to you guys today. Goodnight.
No.2596
>>2595Night man, sleep well.
No.2597
>>2595Night mate. Have a good sleep.
No.2598
Still doing this fucking maths. Wonder if I do it all night I'll suddenly become Asian or something.
No.2599
>>2598Dont worry, I'm still doing my project too. I'm gunna work all night and maybe I wont fail Uni.
No.2600
>>2599I'm actually only doing this because my medication is rotting my brain, I can feel myself getting dopey as fuck. Started myself on Khan Academy today at about 1pm, and I've been on there since. It helps I don't actually sleep at night. Want to see how I complete in an evening.
No.2601
anyone still up and kicking? The other thread seems to be dying down too.
No.2602
>>2601Aye it tends to about this time of night. This is when I usually put my TED talks on.
No.2603
>>2602do you want to talk here or in the other thread?
No.2604
>>2603It's up to you man, there's more chance of someone else posting in the other thread, it just depends on how social you're feeling
No.2605
>>2604guess I'm gonna chill in the other one till it 404s then
No.2606
Morning, woke up feeling pretty good today. Anyone going to make a new thread?
No.2607
No.2608
>>2607>Go ahead mate.I'd rather leave it to someone who knows what they're doing, I've never made a thread before and have no board related OP pics. No.2610