No.20277
/britfeel/ - Europe edition
Be nice, we have a guest.
No.20279
>>20277
Yes to Europe, NO to EU
No.20280
No.20282
>>20281
Jokes on you, last time I made a thread was just over a month ago.
No.20283
>>20282
You know when the last time I made a thread was?
Never.
No.20284
>>20282
>tfw never made a thread
Except for that time 5 or 6 years ago I accidentally posted a reply on a tab that had the front page of 4/a/ open. Even though it was anonymous, I stayed off 4chan for a couple of months after that out of sheer embarrassment.
No.20285
>Was going to go to bed by midnight
>Was going to get up at 7AM and have a good, productive, successful day
>Its half past midnight and I know it wont happen.
No.20286
This happened on Monday >>20148
Today their burglar alarm was going off all day, non stop.
It only occurred to me now that someone may have been stealing shit.
Nobody takes these alarms seriously, people just think
>oh, there's that fucking cat again
No.20287
>>20285
Sleep less, you can still make your goal!
I have lots of energy because I slept 12 hours for whatever reason.
No.20288
>>20285
Same here, I ended up doing exactly the same thing I did yesterday even after making a post specifically saying I wouldn't >>20207 .
I even started today off by reading a couple of chapters of "The Now Habit: A Strategic Program for Overcoming Procrastination and Enjoying Guilt-Free Play". Although that was while I was still lying in bed at 12pm.
No.20289
>>20288
I didn't get up until 12, effectively wasting a bunch of my day off. I did manage to go into the city though.
Tomorrow I'm in work at 12, and I really need to stop waking up 30 minutes before I catch the bus and doing nothing but work with most of my day.
No.20290
>go to sleep early and wake up early
>expect to have a productive day filled with getting stuff done
>realize I'm having exactly the same day but my morning was a little bit longer
No.20291
>>20289
>city
>work
Well I don't know those feels.
My life is a mess. I haven't even showered since this post >>19870 .
No.20292
>>20291
I don't know how people go a day without a shower.
I just feel dirty and gross.
Somehow I only used to have a shower once a week up until I was 17. I don't know how the fuck I did that.
No.20293
>>20291
Have you considered getting professional help before your situation becomes even worse?
No.20294
>>20292
I only ever had baths once a week from childhood until I left college at 19, after which I started showering pretty much once a month, sometimes longer.
It didn't really feel dirty or gross, because it was just my normal state. I wasn't active at all, I didn't have any responsibilities or appointments, and I almost never left my room, let alone left the house, so I just thought why waste however long of my life getting clean for no reason when I could be doing something on my computer instead. Plus, I never felt comfortable hogging the bathroom for however long when somebody else might need it.
I've learnt to have a tiny bit more self-esteem this year though, so after asking my mum if it was okay I've been showering 1 to 3 times a week depending on how well I'm able to unhook myself from the computer. Recently I've been pretty terrible again though.
>>20293
I've seen two private therapists already, neither of which were able to help me because I couldn't talk or do anything except stare at my hands / the floor and say "yes" "no" and "dunno", and I wasn't able to do the things they were asking me to do like greeting people in my house or regularly go to bed on time.
Now I'm getting assessed by IAPT (NHS) for free CBT, and they've suggested I go back on to medication if I'm accepted. I had an all-round bad experience with SSRIs in the past though, so I've been avoiding them for a long time.
No.20295
Just a random thought.
Did any of you discover masturbation by accident or did people tell you about it?
I found out at 11 years of age. In a swimming pool after the water jet was blasting off my cock. I didn't know about the hand thing then, I just used the water jet at the swimming pool every time I went.
No.20296
>>20295
I think i was probably 10-11, doing wheelies on my bike. somehow the jerky up down motion + pedaling gave me m first orgasm.
No.20297
>>20296
I don't know how to avoid sounding creepy, but did you cum?
I only want to know this because I don't think I did at the time.
No.20298
>>20295
When I was a very young kid not sure when exactly, older than 5, younger than 10 I used to lie down on my front and repeatedly push my groin into my bed mattress because it felt really good.
I did that for years, but I didn't properly wank or orgasm until I was 13, after I already knew what it was and how it worked. I was sitting in the bath, thinking about a girl from school, and I had both my hands around my dick, moving them back and forth until I lost control and jizzed into the water.
I immediately felt a deep sense of understanding after that, because before then I really didn't understand why any of the lads I'd heard at school talking about masturbation would actually choose to be "wankers".
Now I knew why.
No.20299
>>20297
I didn't when I was a kid, I'd orgasm then just me too sensitive to go any more, without anything coming out.
I didn't produce semen until quite late either, kids my age at school would talk about having to clean up, and it wasnt for another year or so that I understood what they meant.
I've never told anyone that before.
No.20300
>>20294
I have to ask, did you stick to the medication for 3 weeks? They may take that long until they start affecting.
I'm sorry for you mate if you feel like therapy did not help you.
By the by, are you shy or do you have legit problem with speaking?
No.20301
>>20300
>did you stick to the medication for 3 weeks?
I stayed on them for several months, and I tried 3 different ones in total (fluxotine, citalopram, and another beginning with "m" that I've forgotten the name of).
I can't tell you much about that period of my life, because I was completely out of it while on the meds. All I remember is a lot of lying on my bed, and feeling absolutely nothing inside, like my brain had flatlined.
The heavy weight of depression was gone, but so was every other emotion. I couldn't even muster up enough willpower to lift my head off my pillow most days. I would just lie there staring at the wall, going in and out of sleep. My parents said they were really worried too, because they couldn't get much sense out of my mouth.
So for that reason I've been avoiding them for the last 5 years.
>are you shy or do you have legit problem with speaking?
I'm physically capable of speaking, I've had many long conversations with my close family, and the friends I had when I was in school.
I just find it incredibly difficult to talk in front of anyone else, and it's gotten worse and worse over the years to the point where I'm almost mute. It's an asperger's / social anxiety / self-esteem / whatever problem as far as I'm aware.
No.20302
>>20301
>>20301
I'm going to bed soon.
Hope you start feeling better soonish!
No.20303
>>20302
>Hope you start feeling better soonish!
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Goodnight finlad, and sleep well. It's been nice talking to you.
No.20304
Just made scrambled eggs and bacon at 2:20am, it's not quite chocolate pudding at 4am. But I think it's fair to say i've lost control of my life. Oh well, time to continue my documentary binge.
No.20305
>>20304
I know all of those feels.
>Oh well, time to continue my documentary binge.
What is it about the early hours of the morning that makes documentaries become so watchable? I rarely ever watch them, but whenever I do it's always between 12am - 7am.
No.20306
I'm gonna head to bed now too. Tomorrow I vow to not start browsing 8chan before I've gotten out of bed or at least remember to stop once I reread this post, and to not turn my computer on until I've at least eaten breakfast and had a shower.
Goodnight guys.
No.20307
>>20305
I started my binge yesterday with Walking with Monsters: Life before Dinosaurs, then I watched a bunch of short videos about the various periods of history from the Cambrian period up to the carboniferous, now i'm watching Planet Earth by the BBC with good old Attenborough.
I guess 12am - 7am is just the magic time for learning?
>>20306
Goodnight anon
No.20308
>>20294
I was never 'taught' I should shower every day or at least every few days. I guess my mother didn't care or wanted to save on water bills.
I would go weeks without showering, my fingers would all have black dirt underneath them. That coupled with never getting a haircut meant I looked a bit feral.
I only learned in my teens when other people would talk about how often they would shower and when I got bullied everyday for smelling like piss; I smelt like piss because I lived with five cats who liked to sleep on my schoolbag.
No.20309
>>20308
That's rough man, are you doing better now at least?
> I was never 'taught' I should shower every day or at least every few days. I guess my mother didn't care or wanted to save on water bills.
A lot of things like this seem to be caused by parenting. I was never allowed to play outside after school for example, and at weekends I always got taken to my dads house, all the way up to my late teens, so combined with undiagnosed aspergers I never really learnt how to socialise with people or feel comfortable outside.
They would let me play on the computer all day though, which has continued on to the present day. Hell, even at 23 they've never really demanded that I stop living like shit / get a job / leave home, they just kinda roll with it like it's totally normal. I had nobody else's input or judgement in my life besides theirs, so I didn't fully understand how incapable of functioning I was compared to other people my age or younger until I started posting in these threads.
> I only learned in my teens when other people would talk about how often they would shower
I wish I had done that too, but I can be incredibly stubborn and contrarian even with little things, especially if those things involve any extra effort on my part. I would often go out of my way to avoid things if I knew everyone else did it or they thought it was socially acceptable / cool.
No.20310
>all these long ass posts
Cba to read all this tbh
No.20311
>>20310
You might find that halfchan, with it's userbase that prefer quantity-over-quality who rarely make posts longer than 10 words, is more suited to your tastes.
No.20312
>>20309
Better, I shower every few days and before I go outside, even for just a walk. I don't go out much though.
No.20313
>>20312
That's exactly what I do too now. I can't imagine having a shower once or twice every single day like some people seem to, it seems so redundant unless you happen to work in a mine or a sewer or something.
No.20314
>>20311
>You might find that halfchan, with it's userbase that prefer quantity-over-quality who rarely make posts longer than 10 words, is more suited to your tastes.
No.20315
>>20314
Which part of my post do you associate with hat tipping? It's no secret to anyone here that these threads are superior to halfchan's, that's why we're still here and not there.
If your preference is a thread filled with short, easily digestible posts with little time or care put into writing them, along with the overuse of ancient texting abbreviations and mindless shitposting, the halfchan edition of britfeel is practically made for you.
This board on the other hand is far less populous and significantly slower paced, which gives us a lot more time to write out longer, more in-depth responses that would not be possible on a high traffic halfchan board.
It's my opinion that this is what makes these threads worth visiting over halfchan's, but if it's not for you, it's not for you. However, I'm not about to shit up this thread with posts like "tfw hungry t,.,b,.,h" just because you can't be bothered to read, especially when there is somewhere else more suited to your tastes.
TL;DR: Don't go to a decent restaurant if what you really wanted was a Happy Meal.
No.20316
>>20315
>responding to memeposting
No.20317
>>20316
I often struggle to distinguish between someone posting genuinely or just attempting to make me mad for their own amusement, so I usually default to responding in earnest just in case.
I also need all the practice I can get with regards to writing things down and communicating with others, and I've found that taking someone's bait and running with it in an open-topic thread when not much else is going on helps with that.
No.20318
Just had a rustlers hamburger.
This is no way to live.
No.20319
Didn't get up early and be productive. In fact I woke up late and was 30 minutes late for work.
No one noticed. No one notices when I leave early either, it just feels like there's no point in being here.
No.20320
>>20318
I know exactly that feel.
That overly crunchy top half of the bun, the soggy lower half, and meat that tastes like it lost it's flavour a decade ago.
Really makes you question how your life came to this.
No.20321
>>20320
It was just grim.
Why the fuck is the bread the toughest part of the sandwich.
No.20322
Paris is still shit guys. Noisy, smelly, and full of the French. Which seems obvious, but they have decent weather so they just all stand around outside drinking and smoking.
No.20323
>>20322
it does have nice buildings though.
No.20324
>>20322
I went to Paris as a kid when my dad took me and my sister to Disneyland and to see the Eiffel Tower. It was drizzling with rain pretty much the whole time though so it felt just like being in England.
Have you done / planned to do anything in particular over there?
No.20325
A ten year old kid just threatened me with a screwdriver. He had a little swing at me and told me to get off my bike. I said i was going to call the police. He said he was only joking. I said you can't go swinging screwdrivers at people. Then I called the police. Also he was a brown kid. I mean well obviously.
No.20326
>>20324
we went to see notre dame today, and we're going to see a play tonight, my parents have organised everything though, so I've no idea what's going on.
No.20327
>>20325
not likely the police are going to do anything for a ten year old, but they might tell the parents or something.
No.20328
>>20327
I was more worried that they might do it to an older person. The screwdriver was long and could easily be mistaken for a knife, which I thought it was initially.
No.20329
>>20325
If you cared for your community you would have punched him in the back of the head.
No.20330
>>20325
I hate nothing more than cocky little shits that pester older people who are minding their own business.
Some little kids started giving me shit about my hair when I was walking home from school once, so I booted their football across the road into someone's garden. Little wankers.
No.20331
>>20327
>>20329
>>20330
Police just called back, say they consider it attempted robbery, they're sending an officer around. I'm enjoying this completely proportion response, it's like fucking overkill.
No.20332
No.20333
>>20325
Should have killed the little nigger. It's just going to grow up and really rob people.
No.20334
>>20331
hopefully it'll scare him straight. Might not though, sometimes the parents encourage it, kids are less likely to get into trouble.
No.20335
>>20331
Inb4 the kid figures out you were the one who called the police on him, and gets his 7ft tall dad to wait where you met before and jump you the next time you ride past.
No.20336
>>20326
Nice practice for your french.
Or do the locals speak english?
That means someone has been feeding me wrong information…
I speak french decently, I suppose. Nice coincidence.
No.20337
>>20335
I told him I was going to call the police, and I did it when he was there. I'm starting to think this was a bad decision but I can always cycle back home a different way after work.
Or even if I do get beaten up or whatever, they'll know who it was. He was fucking brown, east Asian. They aren't common here.
No.20338
>>20336
I do speak a bit but everyone seems to go straight for english. I guess we're very obviously tourists.
No.20339
>>20337
east asian is chinese/japanese/etc, do you mean south asian?
No.20340
>>20308
That's awful, gosh.
And social authorities did absolutely nothing?
No.20341
>>20339
basically he looked like a young thai kid
No.20342
>>20340
Ok I forgot it was child services, duh.
>>20338
That's very convenient.
No one speaks finnish elsewhere (well, maybe in Estonia), I don't understand how the older generations survive in foreign countries.
I guess they speak the bare minimum of English.
No.20343
>>20341
that makes sense, I assumed you meant middle eastern when you said he was brown.
>>20342
all I know in Finnish is perkele. I speak a few sentences in a lot of things, but nothing fluent.
No.20344
>>20340
No, my mother loves me a lot but she didn't do the best job of raising me.
Also I don't think you can take a kid away from someone because they have long hair and are unclean.
No.20345
Ah, brilliant. My acne cream has arrived.
No.20346
>>20344
>No, my mother loves me a lot but she didn't do the best job of raising me.
No.20347
>>20344
Some people are not meant to be parents even though their intentions are good.
I think uncleanliness poses a health risk, that's why child services should have reacted.
No.20348
Police just came around and I gave them a little description. The kid is probably going to tell his brother and dad tomorrow and they're going to come and beat me up on my cycle home.
RIP lads.
No.20349
Who /doesntwanttolivebutafraidtodie/ here?
No.20350
>>20349
If I killed myself my mother would be so sad she probably would too, so I can't.
No.20351
>>20348
Good luck lad, I'm sure it will be fine though.
No.20352
>>20350
that was basically the only reason that kept me alive, and now things are slowly getting better.
No.20353
>>20277
Fuck festival time. Booze all over the place, and it's fucking up my job because it's taking up all the room.
And the forklift they brought in is damn near silent, so it just whizzes around and nearly takes people out.
Best thing? There's a bug doing the rounds. I feel kinda shitty, and I ran out of sick days months ago.
No.20354
Anyone else get so lonely they record themselves for a bit and watch it back?
No.20355
>>20354
I can't bring myself to do that, the cringe I feel when seeing or hearing myself back could power a small town.
No.20356
>>20354
I did that when I was drunk for 17 minutes.
It was just unpleasant watching it in the morning.
No.20357
This thread is a digital representation of death.
No.20358
>>20357
Not sure what you're trying to imply anon.
No.20359
>>20358
It's slow right now.
No.20360
>>20359
Eh, it's been slower.
I haven't done anything worth mentioning in the last couple of hours anyway. I'm eating a pizza right now, I guess that's something.
No.20361
>>20352
Maybe it's the summer and all.
Every autumn/summer I realize what a mess I was during the previous winter.
Esp. for me winter months jan-feb were worst moments i've ever had in life. Yepo, this year.
I don't even want to describe what I was feeling like and doing to myself. I'm glad I seeked help before it was too late.
No.20362
How's it going lads? Staying at my dad's for a couple of days. He bought me Subway which is nice and I get to hang out with his new dog too.
>>20361
hello finnish person, when did you get here?
No.20363
>>20361
I know what you mean. The Autumn and Winter months are usually when I'm at my worst in terms of depression.
No.20364
>>20360
Nice.
I'm on a strict diet, no pizza for me.
And they tend to be very expensive… much more affordable to cook my own food.
My parents just left, I have rest of the night to myself.
My dad was on a "good" mood, he wasn't deliberately trying to piss me off.
No.20365
>>20362
A couple of days ago, I used to be 4chan regural.
The site has turned out to be a massive disappointment forcing me to flee.
No.20366
>>20365
iktf
I remember one or two Finnish people posting on 49k's britfeel back when it was much higher quality, were you one of them?
No.20367
>>20366
when were you posting there?
I wasn't exactly britfeel regural, I think I made 1-2 posts.
No.20368
>>20365
Same story for most of us, glad you finally came over. I've been here 8chan for almost a year now, and I've really enjoyed my time here so far.
It's helped my mental state a lot too, as there's generally more positive and helpful anons around than on halfchan.
No.20369
What's actually wrong with the /r9k/ britfeel?
I don't go there, just wondering.
No.20370
>>20368
speaking of which, I just checked and it's been 6 months since the first britfeel thread here on 8chan
Where the fuck has that time gone…
No.20371
>>20369
It doesn't have the same homy feeling as this one.
The trolls and posts about politics are euhh…
Maybe also the high number of posters, here it's much lower.
No.20372
>>20361
Autumn/Winter is actually my favourite time of year, I think I have reverse SAD.
To me the cold weather is nice and cozy, and gives me the chance to wear comfy jumpers, coats and boots and stuff, wearing them in the summer makes me too hot and uncomfortable. I also have trouble sleeping in the summer because of the heat.
There's also the fact that the orange leaves cheer me up, and the wind, and sitting at a window and reading a book while drinking a hot chocolate is my idea of heaven.
I even go full out with holidays, I make my room look creepy for haloween, carve a pumpkin and put it in the hall by the front door, buy pumpkin scented candles and even dress up and watch scary movies by myself and get lots of sweets in case we have trick or treaters. Christmas is the same, but with nice christmas jumpers and music. Summer in comparison has fuck all going on to be excited about.
I even have a autumn themed tumblr that I look at when i'm feeling particularly down
No.20373
>>20369
constant shitposts from normies and pakis
No.20374
>>20367
>when were you posting there
I think I remember the finns from the first few months of 2015
>>20369
we all upped ship and left when /int/ came and shat up the thread, before that pakis and green voters were a constant pain. Nowadays it's even worse because of the mass reddit and tumblr migrations. Glad we decided to set this place up.
No.20375
>>20373
This, plus the people falling for them.
No.20376
>>20372
I think you really might be my true opposite anon.
I despise the cold, I hate having to wear tons of layers, I hate the dark mornings and the early sunsets, I'm not a fan of hot drinks, and the holidays are usually the days I most strongly feel like ending it all because of the loneliness. My birthday is in Winter too, and I hate having a reminder that another year has passed and my life is still a shambles.
I really like the long, warm sunny days in Summer though, even the hot nights where I can just lie on my bed in a pair of shorts with a fan blasting at my face. There's no proper occasions either, so I don't need to feel like I'm missing out on an event that every other person my age is enjoying nor worry about what gifts I need to get for my parents and my sister.
No.20377
>>20375
the problem is if you ignore that shit too often they'll think they're welcome, it's a fine balance
I remember I used to spend fucking hours posting on britfeel, there was a period of a few months where I'd wake up and shitpost till the sun went down. As I slept, I'd dream of arguing with greencucks and paki enablers. Those were turbulent times.
No.20378
Gonna check out the /r9k/ thread, it can't be that bad.
No.20379
>>20369
Not britfeel, but still 4/r9k/.
No.20380
>>20378
I haven't been on in a few months, don't even bother checking anymore. Bring me back some screencaps lad.
No.20381
Whoever told me its safe to put hair removal cream on your neck yesterday, I hope you herniate your spine.
I look fucking ridiculous and I'm in so much pain.
No.20382
>>20378
No, don't! Don't torture yourself anon!
No.20383
>>20378
ugh, that was really shit.
No.20384
>>20381
you just got fucking meme'd
No.20386
No.20387
>>20386
The skin is bright red, bright fucking red and its developed into some kind of rash.
Right now it's completely covered in sudocrem because that seems to be the only thing that helps. A lot of other creams actually make it burn like hell.
I couldn't finish my shower properly, it was too painful.
No.20388
>>20376
I can't imagine hating the winter. I also happen to have a birthday in it too though, right before new years so I feel like a year has gone past more than most people do, and generally I do think I've improved most years so it doesn't seem that bad to me.
I also absolutely hate shorts.
No.20389
lads does anyone know what happened to lupus?
No.20390
>>20387
why didn't you just shave?
No.20391
>>20389
She's still alive, but I think she left here.
No.20392
>>20389
she left us, probably headed off to tumblr with all the other normie trash
No.20394
>>20391
>>20392
what the fuck
why?
No.20395
>>20394
No idea, she never really came back after that time she went to the hospital for a week, but she definitely didn't die.
My best guess is she thinks we're monsters for making fun of a mentally ill man (Snake), I can see people thinking that from the outside, despite in reality a lot of us relating to him a lot and feeling sorry for him.
No.20396
>>20395
Even though she only did it a few times, her stream was GOAT tier comfy, I miss it
No.20397
>>20391
How do you know she is still alive?
No.20398
>>20397
See >>20393
She also posted today.
No.20399
>>20397
She still posts the odd thing on facebook.
No.20400
>>20395
>from the outside
idk m8, this is the same girl who was plenty happy talking shit on pakis, maybe she's just back in hospital or something
No.20401
>>20399
how the fuck did you find her facebook
you spook me sometimes doxanon
No.20402
gonna have a nice warm shower/wank lads
No.20403
>>20400
>you will never read her graphic novel about a little girl getting the bad end in rotherham
>>20401
She accidentally posted her name here once. I think I've found most of her accounts throughout her time on the internet, even going back to bebo and myspace.
It was kind of sad seeing her when she was younger and healthier, compared to her current pale, ghostly, "clearly unwell" look.
No.20404
I know I screwed it up today, but tomorrow I'm going to do it. I've written down in my journal "What a successful day looks like" outlining my new morning and evening routine.
Computer goes off at 23:00, bet proper at 23:45. Alarm is set for 7:00.
This is written down, it's real. I can do this. Goodnight guys.
No.20405
>>20390
Because I thought hair removal creams removed the hair so it would make it grow back slower.
I have a natural neckbeard. The hair on my neck grows horribly fast.
No.20406
>>20393
gizzus the name lad
No.20407
>>20405
Should have specified it was the front, I didn't answer but assumed you meant the back of the neck, which I thought was probably okay, wouldn't have said the same thing about the front.
No.20408
No.20409
Hello.
Haven't been here in a bit. What happened with the lad who had a date on the Sunday just gone?
No.20410
>>20404
Hope you succeed, britbot!
Read a book or something similiar prior to sleeping. It will help you fall asleep!
No.20411
Is the guy who posted his skype name or something still around? The one who asked on reddit if he could pass for a girl?
No.20412
No.20413
No.20414
>tfw haven't had deodorant for years
I have no clue what to get.
No.20415
>>20403
I know her full name and still haven't found it
I'm that fucking useless kek
>pale
>unwell
pale master race lad
>>20411
kek I remember him
No.20416
>>20414
Are you this anon>>20301 ?
Get an aluminium-free deodorant from a pharmacy, you must rejoin the normal society.
No.20417
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20413
>google image the skype name
>there's a guy called stez snorting fire
Absolute madman.
No.20418
>>20416
>Are you this anon
Nope, I'm trying to rejoin society though.
I'd like a deodorant that is at least subtle, I'm not so far gone where I think lynx is acceptable.
No.20419
>>20416
No that was me, but I'm interested nonetheless. I didn't use deodorant for about 8 years either, but a few months ago I asked my mum to get me some.
No.20420
>>20404
Good fucking luck man, I need to follow your example honestly.
No.20422
>>20421
>i dared stez to eat a candle whole lol and he did it!!!!
>14 June 2007
Holy shit.
No.20423
>>20419
How old are you currently?
No.20424
No.20425
I used to have problems with B.O. but not anymore since I've been washing regularly and using pic related.
No.20426
>>20425
nivea 48hr is GOAT
No.20428
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Even more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0M2ZRDXHY0
What would he think about us posting him.
No.20430
>>20426
>>20425
Would not spray into my mouth therefore would not use it on my skin either.
Anyone want to watch stream together (though it's offline atm).
No.20431
No.20432
>>20431
Nevermind it's stoopid
No.20433
>>20405
oh shit, you put it on the front of your neck, like your throat area? Like >>20407 I assumed back of the neck
yeah, don't fucking put it on your throat you dingus
No.20434
>>20432
I-I would watch something
what did you have in mind?
No.20435
>>20432
we're doing it finlad
No.20436
>>20433
Why wouldn't he do that?
I would think it's like any other part of the skin.
No.20437
>>20409
It actually went well and we're planning on seeing each other again.
I was a bit of a sperg but somehow she found it endearing (I guess cause she was a bit spergy herself). I didn't have the guts to kiss her but at the end of the night she asked for a hug and we just sort of held each other while waiting for her bus to turn up. It was nice.
No.20438
>>20434
>>20435
It's a french dude playing minecraft, speaking french obv so you understand shite.
I've been following him for a month or so and for some strange reason like it. It's my guilty pleasure.
http://www.twitch.tv/i420idrtox/v/11753021
I'm currently at 03:43
No.20439
>>20438
>french
>hipster
No thanks.
No.20440
>>20438
>minecraft
but that's Garry's Mod
No.20441
>>20438
watching the life of brian atm so can't but would be up for something later
>>20437
good for you anon
what did you do? what did you talk about?
No.20442
A britfeel Minecraft server came to mind.
I recently played it (cracked client) with someone I know over Skype and it was really, really comfy.
It also brought back memories of 5/4 years ago when I was in secondary school and played with a couple of classmates.
We three made our houses but while we were away these other two guys from school, both non-white and played call of duty a lot, came on the server and blew everything up/burnt it down.
Fucking normies. Those two guys also both 'party boy'd' me on two separate occasions, which is where you hump someone.
No.20443
>>20440
Skip to 2 hours anon, then the autism begins
>>20439
Since when having a beard is considered "hispter"?
No.20444
>>20442
>skype
>having friends to play vidya with
>being in secondary school while minecraft was a thing
This is not a good start.
No.20445
>>20443
Beard + thick rimmed glasses + scoop neck t-shirt is the typical hipster look.
No.20446
>>20444
I was 15 and I played with two people, who I was friends with for less than a year.
I know there is at least someone else my age on the board and I'm not underageb&, why even bring it up m8?
No.20447
>>20433
Well, I just hope it heals in the morning.
On the bright side, the hair is actually gone.
No.20448
>>20446
>why even bring it up m8
A feeling of jealousy while also being unable to relate with your younger self I guess.
Also hearing about that other anons successful date has put me in a shitty mood, fucking normalfags.
No.20449
>TFW you used to have Internet friends you played Minecraft with.
>TFW it was super comfy and you spoke to them every day because you had no IRL friends.
>TFW they moved on with their lives and you didn't.
I still lurk the forums we used to post on, they're completely dead but sometimes it's nice to read old posts.
No.20450
>>20448
I wish I could befriend people like you so you would stop being all mopey.
No.20451
It's too fucking hot tonight lads
No.20452
>>20451
Agreed. I was supposed to be asleep by now, but it's too hot so I'm playing on my phone.
No.20453
>>TFW you used to have Internet friends
Nope, I never had any, I've just been alone IRL and online for years.
>>TFW they moved on with their lives and you didn't
I know that one though, just in general. My life has hardly changed at all in the last 7 years.
Although it's not as much of a problem as it was for me about 5 or 6 years ago, the loneliness still gets pretty painful at times.
>>20450
I'm not mopey all the time any more, just recently because I'm almost back where I started after some signs of progress earlier in the year.
No.20454
>>20453
The first part was meant to be to >>20449
No.20455
That took me way too long to cum.
No.20456
>>20455
What was it that finally made it happen?
No.20457
>>20442
I would quite happily play autismcraft with you guys if somebody could be bothered to set up a server
also lads, after a dozen attempts, I finally got windows 10 working on my new laptop. Chuffed to bits because I fucking hate windows 8.
No.20458
I think I'm going to unplug my computer and avoid the internet as much as possible for a while. I'm tired of living this way.
Goodnight guys.
No.20459
>>20437
Well done, anon. If it goes well next time then it's probably time to kiss her.
Also, I've stopped watching porn. Sick of this Jewish industry dominating my brain t b h.
No.20460
>>20456
Nothing, just had to get super focused and eventually I managed to cum.
I think it was the painkillers lol.
No.20461
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20459
Based Gavin on quitting porn
No.20462
No.20463
My Grandmother just gave me £1000, and gave £1000 to each my cousins too; instead of giving the money away in her will.
I called her and she said that she wished she could have made things better for me and that she hopes I find something to do with my life.
What do I do with the money?
No.20464
>>20463
Spend it on weed, escorts and blackjack.
No.20465
>>20463
I still have the £1000 my Grandma gave me before she died in an ISA. I'm waiting until I find something worthwhile to spend on because it wouldn't feel right to spend it on trivial things.
No.20466
>>20464
I'm 2str8edge4that.
No.20467
>>20457
I'd play it, I never got very far alone, but it might be fun to play with people.
No.20468
>>20441
We went to the pub. We spoke about random shit like ideas for novels and where we'd like to travel.
>>20459
Thanks man. I want to but I'm not sure I even know how. I'm worried I'll headbutt her or something.
No.20469
>>20465
How did your nan die in an ISA? did she get locked in a bank vault or something?
No.20471
Going to try and go 1 week without any porn and see how I feel.
No.20472
Finally got my shit together today lads.
Woke up just before noon, had breakfast, brushed my teeth, showered, dressed, shaved, then had a 30 minute break so I wouldn't burn myself out. After that I changed my bedsheets, cut my fingernails and toenails, managed to not skip lunch, then went out walking for an hour and 15 minutes.
Now I'm lying on my bed with my trousers off and in a clean pair of pants because it was really hot and sticky out there today. I've given myself an hour to just chillout for a bit, then I'll put dinner on, instead of leaving it until 11pm like I have the last 2 or 3 Fridays.
>>20471
Good luck mate, it's not easy at first but I believe you can do it.
No.20473
>>20451
Wanna swap places?
I spent the night wrapped in a blanket, the apartment complex I live in is very cold for some reason. My first summer ever here and didn't feel hot at all.
>>20457
Meh i'm afraid my ancient chinkpaq won't be able to run minecraft without hellish lag.
Either way (vanilla) minecraft has gone to crap.
That's what you get when you trust nordics (ehm Nokia).
No.20474
>>20472
Are you the depressed anon?
Keep on trying, maybe one day you have beated depression!
I went to the gym today, lately i've skipped some exercices. Normally I go thrice to the gym every week.
I feel good about NEET life
No.20475
>>20474
>tfw maybe one day you might have beated depression
No.20476
>>20475
That reaction image is strangely perfect
No.20477
>>20475
There's no such thing as beating depression. Anyone who "beats" it never truly had it
No.20478
>>20477
I disagree, you can eventually get well enough to manage it which some would consider "beating" it. But yeah you're not ever "cured"
No.20479
>>20477
Brain scans show otherwise?
No.20480
>>20478
People can be cured of their out-of-whack brain chemistry, I don't think they can ever be cured of a rational thought process that leads them to realize depression is the only logical reaction to life
No.20481
You lads have shit vibes.
No.20482
>>20481
Sorry lad I'm pretty drunk, how's the mother country treating you?
No.20484
>>20481
Did anyone watch the David Duke interview on Alex Jones' show? Jones got fucking demolished and has now deleted all of it from his site and YT channel.
No.20485
>>20484
Yeah I watched it.
Fucking #rekt.
No.20486
No.20487
>>20482
Okay I guess. I'll probably be getting drunk later.
No.20489
>>20474
>Are you the depressed anon?
There are more than a few depressed anons here, but yes I'm one of them.
Anxiety is the biggest issue in my life right now though, and to overcome it I need to at least develop some sort of basic life routine first, otherwise I'm not able to do what I need to do in order to expose myself to anxiety-inducing situations i.e. leaving the house, going to the shops, talking to people, etc.
It's going a little slower than I'd like though, even if I have made big improvements already, like showering more often and going for walks a couple of times a week. I've had countless lapses setting me back, this last one being about a month and a half long. I've somehow gotten even worse at talking people than I was before I started self-improvement too. I'm not sure how that happened.
No.20490
>>20487
It's still Friday for you lads right? Good time to get out and try to pick up some drunk grils lad, I usually just walk around with a litre water bottle filled with a mix of wine and vodka, and if the cops are cunts you can just carry it in two plastic bags and say you're buying groceries. If not you can just carry around in a a normal bag. Then once everyone is coming out of the clubs, you can say hello to the drunk girls and they'll be too fucked up to care about spaghetti spillage, so sometimes they talk to you (if you're a betacuck like me and can't initiate) so everyone wins
End blog
No.20491
>>20490
It's about quarter to 7 in the evening
No.20492
>>20491
I get drunk at 6 am lad, it's good for the soul
No.20493
>>20490
>Good time to get out and try to pick up some drunk grils lad
Nah, I'm going to get drunk right here and then maybe go out for a kebab a bit later.
No.20494
>>20490
w-who do you think we are
No.20496
>>20490
>>20495
I think you are vastly overestimating the average poster here's abilities, and perhaps even your own predicament if you think any of us are able to just go out and do that.
No.20497
>>20496
Well I'm pretty drunk. Once when I was living in Melbourne I was coming out of Safeway with two things of apple juice for my vodka at home, a girl was coming out of a club and she made smooching noises at me and said 'fwoar you're cute'. I panicked and crossed the road
No.20498
No.20499
>>20497
>she made smooching noises at me and said 'fwoar you're cute'
Firstly, you're obviously very regularly out and about, which is something I cannot relate to at all. I couldn't leave the house for many years until recently and I've never been to the shops without my parents even though I'm 23.
Secondly, no girl besides my sister has ever spoken to me outside of laughing at or mocking me.
So no, I won't be out on the town tonight trying to pick up drunk girls outside clubs like yourself.
No.20500
>>20499
Mate I'm drunk 24/7 how else do you think I leave the house, alcohol is God
No.20501
>>20500
>I'm totally one of you guys at heart, it's just the drink!
I don't drink, but there are plenty of others here that do, and as far as I'm aware they don't end up in the middle of town getting their hair stroked by a couple of girls. Except for maybe that one normie who had a successful date at a pub the other day.
Fucking normalfags man. I'm sick of hearing the "just do it"s, the "i have no friends, except for THOSE friends"s and the "i go out and talk to girls all the time but im totally a robot like you guys"s.
I considered today a good day because I actually managed to have a shower and get dressed for the first time in over a week, and then I have to read all your shit about how it's a good time to pick up girls. Fuck you.
inb4 >sounds like you need a drink. I know that's what you want to say you cheeky cunt
No.20503
>>20501
Stop being so bitter.
No.20504
>>20503
>Stop being so bitter.
Where do you think you are? Because whatever board you're thinking of, it's certainly not /britfeel/.
I'm NEET, friendless, KV, depressed, I'm eating shitty frozen food from Aldi that my mum always buys, and I'm pissed off at normalfags. Of course I'm fucking bitter.
No.20505
No.20506
No.20507
Didnt get shanked by a ten year old with a screwdriver today so thats pretty good.
Ludum dare starts this weekend lads, in five hours to be exact. Might remaster dolequest for it.
No.20508
I wonder how many people are staring at this thread waiting for someone to make a post.
No.20509
Been away for a few days lads, anything noteworthy happen?
No.20510
>>20509
A Finnish guy has started regularly posting
Someone has a French flag because they are on holiday with their Mum
Some normie fuck keeps posting about his date that he can't kiss
Snake passed out on stream
No.20511
>>20510
Decent
pic unrelated but >tfw no party bag
No.20513
>>20510
whole family actually.
They're the type who think that talking really slowly in english is fine when you're in another country. The worst part is it works. We were in a restaurant earlier and the waitress had amazing english and was a total qt and it was just awful. I felt like such a lazy foreign stereotype, not even bothering to learn the language.
No.20514
>>20510
>Some normie fuck keeps posting about his date that he can't kiss
Wouldn't say I "keep" posting about it. I've made a couple of posts, all of which were responding to questions other anons asked me.
No.20515
No.20516
No.20517
Just had a pretty good wank.
Avoiding porn all day was actually a good idea.
No.20518
>>20517
you trying the no-fap thing?
No.20519
>>20518
No, that doesn't appeal to me at all.
Just avoiding pornography.
No.20520
>>20519
I've heard it can jade you, so you end up needing harder things to get off, so avoiding it can help.
not to mention the amount of unethical shit in the industry
No.20521
No.20522
>>20521
I'm weird in that I hate porn, I don't know why but it's never appealed to me. I do like written/drawn stuff though, I guess it can just avoid the nasty bits that happen irl
No.20523
>>20522
You're probably better off like that.
Right now, I can't even get off to regular sex anymore. It's about as arousing as watching people feed ducks in the park.
Hopefully I can change that.
Still don't know if I have the guts to delete my folder.
No.20524
>>20523
shit man, I hope things get better for you, I've dealt with addiction (not porn though) and it is some hard shit to get over, best of luck to you.
No.20525
>>20524
What were you addicted to?
No.20526
>tfw thingken of gun laws
Somebody post a picture of wojak feeling sad for me, I don't have anything saved on this computer.
No.20527
>>20526
>you will never fight in a bush war
No.20528
No.20529
>>20525
self harm, I mentioned it a bit in the last thread as it was my one month anniversary of being clean.
No.20530
>>20529
Oh.
I remember that.
No.20531
>>20530
yeah, don't want to make things awkward, but I don't give a shit about talking about it.
No.20532
>>20531
How bad was it?
Were you on Katie Maties level?
No.20533
>>20532
I have no idea who that is, but it got pretty bad.
I was careful as I didn't/don't want to die, and I wasn't doing it for attention or anything so my arms aren't too bad. My legs are fucked though.
No.20534
>>20533
She was a popular self harm camwhore back in the day.
She used to stick razers in her arm and twist them round until a circle was carved, collect her blood in bottles, stick needles into open wounds.
Still, well done for quitting though.
No.20535
>>20534
I did shapes sometimes, and I did get a bit too into the blood, but I never kept it for too long.
and thanks man,, good luck with your porn thing.
No.20536
>>20535
Do you ever get desensitized to the pain?
I pulled a razor blade apart a while ago and dragged it across my skin just to see how sharp it was, it left a bad cut and hurt pretty bad.
Does it always hurt pretty bad?
No.20537
>this conversation
I am very glad I'm going to sleep. Talk about blood always makes me feel hyper-aware of the blood flowing through my body, and I start feeling a bit giddy.
Goodnight guys.
No.20538
>>20536
when I first started yeah, but you get used to it, some people do it for the pain, which is why they keep needing to go deeper and deeper, I was more in it for the sight.
>>20537
sorry mate, hope you sleep well.
No.20539
Lads, I fucking hate gypsies.
No.20540
My arm fucking hurts lads. I might have to go see the doctor tomorrow, or at least register at the GP's.
No.20541
>>20540
what did you do mate?
>>20539
I'm sure they hate you too. What happened?
No.20542
>>20541
Dropped 12 kg of frozen chips on the elbow joint, the inside. this was about 2 weeks ago and I'm still in pain. Might develop into something serious if I dont deal with it soon.
No.20543
>>20542
can you move your fingers ok? If so you've probably not damaged any of the tendons or whatever, but it's still a good idea to get it checked out, bone injuries can be serious.
No.20544
No.20545
>>20543
Yeah, they seem to move fine, although I think they're a bit slower than they used to be.
No.20546
>>20545
that doesn't sound great lad, you should go see someone.
No.20547
>>20515
Are success stories not allowed on /britfeel/? Should we all just forever wallow in self-pity to make you feel better about yourself?
No.20548
The girl I stalk a bit posted a picture of herself with a lot of cleavage. Is this too much of a success story?
No.20549
>>20548
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE
No.20550
>>20548
Not if you share the pic with us lad
No.20552
>>20547
Fuck your slippery slope bullshit. I want to talk to and hear from fellow failures, autists, NEETs and complete social outcasts living in the UK like myself, and trade some stories of our various experiences and maybe know some feels. This isn't your podium to show off how well you're doing with your job or your girlfriend, go somewhere else for that.
>Should we all just forever wallow in self-pity to make you feel better about yourself?
It's you that is coming here to seek a "well done lad, you made it!" from a bunch of autistic NEET virgins that may never experience anything close to your success. Go to your girlfriend for your self-esteem boosts, not here.
No.20553
Had no appetite for 3 days now. This is shit.
No.20554
No.20555
No.20557
>tfw daddy's bringing me home mcdonalds
what should I ask for lads?
No.20558
>>20555
All the Scots in parliament acted like fucking niggers when they got elected. Like 'nigga we made it.'
Fucking British Empire was the English Empire.
No.20559
>>20553
I've had times like that before, where food would just seem really unappealing to me, and all I'd have for the day is a bowl of cereal. Any idea what brought this on?
No.20560
>>20559
I never eat when I feel down.
No.20561
>>20558
>all the SNP in parliament
FTFY
No.20562
>>20557
My dad got me a sweet chilli chicken wrap from McD's for the first time last week, I recommend that if it sounds appealing to you. Much better than their bland as fuck burgers.
No.20563
>>20562
I reckon I'm going to go for a large bbq smokehouse meal with diet coke and six chicken nuggets on the side
might push my luck and ask for a single cheeseburger too
No.20564
>>20560
I'm kind of the same, usually because I feel more anxious and I don't want to leave my room or go downstairs where my mum and her boyfriend are. Sometimes I'll go hours without going to the toilet even though I really need to go.
No.20565
>>20557
They do these nice breaded mozzarella bites.
No.20566
>>20563
Ah, if you're a big eater then yeah, you'll probably want more than just a wrap and french fries. I get full really quickly so I couldn't eat all what you're having.
No.20567
No.20568
>>20557
Yesterday I had this thing called the smokehouse burger, definitely recommend.
Large meal ofc lad
No.20569
>>20568
>large meal ofc
haha yeah la gotta continue the bulk ;4)
No.20571
>>20563
Only a large meal, nuggets and cheeseburger? Cmon bro. How about 20 box of nuggets and 5 cheeseburgers on the side? Whatever it takes bro.
No.20572
>>20567
D-did I say something wrong? I'm not saying you're fat although you might be, it's more that I'm really underweight, so I generally eat a lot less than the average bloke.
No.20573
>>20572
Gotta eat big to get big bro cmon. Do you not want to be a 5%er?
No.20574
>>20572
one day you may bro
SIX SCOOPS C'MON
No.20575
>>20573
>Do you not want to be a 5%er?
I'm not sure what that is, but probably not. I'm aware that I should supposedly eat more, but I literally can't stomach that much food.
No.20577
>>20575
we're just spouting /fit/ memes btw you didn't actually do anything wrong
No.20578
>>20552
I'm not the lad who went out on the date - I've never been on one myself - I just think you're a whiny little bitch.
No.20579
>you will NEVER fight alongside Givi & Motorola
i can't go on
No.20580
>>20579
>givi and motorola
Slava Ukraine you fugging Gommie
No.20582
No.20583
>>20582
>Azov
>Not useful idiots for Kike Poroshenko
No.20584
>>20583
>Putin's chief claim against Ukraine is they're ebil antisemtic Nazis
>wanting to trade one Jewish Oligarchy for a more authoritarian Jewish Oligarchy
topkek
No.20585
>>20584
>Jewish Oligarchy that is the only reason Syria isn't a crater
>Jewish Oligarchy that is the only country against Israeli-American imperialism
I don't get it.
No.20586
>>20578
>being a normalfag apologist on a no normies board
I'm not the first person you responded to ( >>20515 ) either, faggot.
If you don't whine about normalfags from time to time, then quite frankly you don't belong here. Normalfags and their apologists can stay if they want if they don't get banned, but I and others alike will post tirades about how we would prefer it if they leave.
No.20587
>>20585
There are kikes on both sides of the power block, they profiteer from all war. All you're doing when you support Russia is abandoning one shitty system for one that's arguably much, much worse. You really want to align yourself with BRICS? Have you seen how the Chinks treat their citizens?
No.20588
>>20587
Show me the kikes controlling all aspects of Russian politics.
I don't support BRICS, I support a hebrew-free west. I still think Novorussians are much, much better than the kike controlled EUkraine.
No.20589
>>20588
but if Azov fend off the Russians they might be able to capitalise on the goodwill generated and take over Ukraine
No.20590
who here /pearlypenilepapules/
No.20591
>>20589
But Azov are fucking idiots.
No.20592
No.20593
No.20594
>>20593
>crassh4
has he seen four already?
No.20595
>>20586
My point is that he doesn't come across as a normie - it is possible for a robot to make it, regardless of whether you think it's possible for you or not.
No.20596
just finished my mcdonnies lads
No.20597
>>20596
What did you pick lad
No.20598
>>20597
bbq smokehouse meal w/ diet coke and 6 mcnuggets
still hungry but I need to hold off because I'm only a few hundred calories away from my limit now
No.20599
8chan has been having the same issues on and off for ages now. I wish Hotwheels would stop fucking ladboys and fix it.
No.20600
No.20601
>>20600
holy shit, what board is this?
No.20602
>>20600
the comments on this are giving me cancer.
No.20603
>>20602
imgur is pretty much an extension of Reddit.
No.20604
>>20602
4 chan is soo weird xdddd
No.20605
>>20603
>>20604
Makes me think about just how easy crime can be to get away with if you don't do it where you live. I think sometime I'm going to go on a long weekend trip to some city and see how much shit I can get off with stealing
No.20606
>>20605
If I ever rob a bank I'll be sure to post it here.
No.20607
>>20606
thanks mate, I promise not to post it to imgur for epic upvotes
does anyone know what board that was on? I don't know why but I get the feeling it's actually on 8chan, I struggle to think what blueboard that kind of stuff would be posted on on 4chins, maybe /k/? But I was browsing /k/ for hours yesterday and never saw anything of the sort.
No.20608
thinking of going on an Xtreme 500 cal a day diet for a few weeks lads, what do you think?
No.20609
>>20608
Why torture yourself? Just go on a 500 deficit until you reach your target weight.
No.20610
>>20609
it's boring and slow and I want to be slim enough to comfortably bulk during the winter
No.20611
>>20610
Seems a bit counter-intuitive to go on a diet that will make your muscles atrophy if you later plan on bulking, but do whatever you think is best m8.
No.20612
>>20611
Yeah, I'll have a good hard think about it. Maybe take my calories down to 1000 instead, that way if I eat strictly high protein food I can still manage my muscle mass.
Going to go have a nice hot shower lads, then watch some movies or something. Feels good.
No.20613
>>20595
I appreciate your support lad. For the record I didn't come here to 'brag' and have in fact been here since the board started (for whatever that's worth)
The last thing I would want to do is rub it in anyone's face but seeing as this board is basically a part of my life it felt wrong saying nothing. But likewise I can't exactly complain about people calling me a normie because I'd do the same.
No.20614
>>20613
I think as long as it's not preachy it's alright
you're just a robot trying to claw his way into normiedom and I can respect that, the only ones who have a problem with it are those who have given up on the idea of making it
No.20615
>>20613
What did you talk about with her?
I can't imagine having anything to say to a girl.
No.20616
>>20615
this is my number one reason for not going on dates
I feel like I would run out of things to say, so unless she outright messaged me asking for casual sex I just wouldn't bother
No.20617
>>20615
>I can't imagine having anything to say to a girl.
Me neither, I can never think of anything to say to anyone in fact. If another person leaves it down to me to initiate, we will sit there for hours in absolute uncomfortable silence. I'm the same online, unfortunately for this thread.
My dad took me out for a meal this afternoon, and we didn't say a word to each other the entire time, even while waiting for the food. We were sitting next to three 40 year old blokes talking loudly and obnoxiously about football though.
No.20618
Just got a mcdonalds in france. It was awful, I can only do it in the UK as I've got my order memorised, I looked like an utter retard.
No.20619
>>20618
did you get mayonnaise on your chips?
No.20620
No.20621
I wish I had money so I could dress well lads
No.20622
>>20621
I don't understand clothes at all, even if I had the money. It all seems so arbitrary when people say "this looks good" or "this looks retarded".
No.20623
>>20622
yeah you need kind of an aesthetic sense for it to work, you can kind of get better at it by reading up on it tho
No.20624
>"people" who like their steak well done
No.20625
>>20623
I've just worn a t-shirt + jeans + hoody/jacket for most of my life, all chosen and bought by my mum. I bought some new clothes this year, but it still follows that same formula, and my mum pretty much picked them out for me, I just had to pay for them.
No.20626
>>20624
I've never had steak any other way, what's it like? I've always found it too tough to chew, I end up with jaw ache after dinner.
No.20627
>>20626
>what's it like?
Much easier to chew than well done, I like it blue rare, which is basically just seared on the outside and raw in the middle. Tastes amazing with sale and pepper.
>>20625
>tshirt+jeans+hoody
Eh, it's obviously not exciting but atleast it's not autistic, plenty of people look just fine dressed like that.
No.20628
>>20626
There's a lot more flavour, and it has an amazing texture that falls apart in your mouth. I don't blame you though, because of my parents Id never had a steak anything other than well done until I was 20, it was an amazing change. I never really understood why everyone was so big on steaks before.
No.20629
>>20627
I see. What kind of clothes do you wear / want to wear?
No.20630
>>20629
>wear
pretty much the same as you, my wardrobe's really basic
>want to wear
Just a bit of everything really, I bought some Stan Smith's recently and I plan to get pic related soon(TM). Also if money was truly no object I'd get a baracuta harrington jacket, Schott biker jacket and some rick owen's high tops, and jerseys. Maybe some raf simons trainers and tees too. Also want some nice jeans but I haven't settled on what to buy for that, probably just levi's since they're relatively affordable.
No.20631
>>20619
I do like that normally actually, but over here all the mayo has dijon in it for some reason, it's horrible. >>20627
I wear exactly the same.
No.20632
Feeling more depressed then usual over the last couple of days lads, like I'm on the brink of tears.
I think the loneliness is finally getting to me.
No.20633
>>20627
>>20628
Hm, I half want to try it, but it also seems wrong eating meat that's almost raw. My parents would never do it though, and I'm too pussy to order it at a restaurant.
Plus, steak always seems to be the most expensive thing on the menu, and I'm never the one paying because I'm NEET. I just stick to cheeseburgers all the time, although today I was daring and had chicken fajitas.
No.20634
>>20630
I really don't like the fred perry shirts.
Always worn by absolute lads and legends on tour.
No.20635
Payday 2 is really fun, tried it today on the free weekend.
No.20636
>>20632
you're never alone when you have us, anon!~
>>20633
You could just buy a cheap frying steak from tesco, give it 30s-1min on each side at max heat and add salt and pepper. Eating raw meat is fine, the health concerns are just people being overcautious. I eat raw steak, fish and eggs all the time and have never gotten sick for it. The meat you buy at supermarkets or in a restaurant has been medicated against all sorts of ailments as well as being subject to rigorous quality testing, so I wouldn't be too concerned.
No.20637
>>20630
>fred perry
Do you drink strongbow in parks?
No.20638
>>20634
before they were worn by the lads they were championed by skinheads ;4)
No.20639
>>20637
I-I used to drink in parks when I was younger actually
No.20641
>>20640
Pop 'em in shakes for extra protons, also a japanese breakfast food comprised of white rice, one raw egg and soy sauce. Tastes fucking delicious, like a not shit version of porridge.
No.20642
>>20632
I'm right there with you man, I've been feeling it again too recently even though I mostly grew numb to it a few years ago. I think that's why I've been getting a little ratty reading about various anons successful encounters with friends and women, because it brings up unresolved problems and insecurities I have that I'd forgotten about by drowning my mind in anime and vidya for several years.
I apologise to date-anon though, I was mostly mad at drunk ozzie chad.
No.20643
>>20641
The protein in raw eggs has lower bio availability than in cooked, so some of it is going to waste. I used to drink 'em too until the gurus of /fit/ showed me the error of my ways. Not the best taste, but it did make me feel a bit like Rocky.
No.20644
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>>20643
damn, interesting stuff. I'll be sure to account for that when making my breakfast food. Going to keep eating it tho cause it tastes fucking amazing.
No.20645
>>20621
>tfw great dress sense
>tfw currently losing weight so can't buy clothes
j-just a few more months to go
No.20646
>>20645
i sort of ktf
except I'm both losing weight THEN bulking up over winter so I'm pretty scared of buying stuff too. Feels bad.
Also lads I have a sudden urge to become a Japanese street food vendor.
No.20647
>>20646
I think it would be nice to run your own small business, like street food or a small bar etc.
Don't have to work for shekelburg, you get out of it what you put in.
No.20648
>>20647
true, I'd love to be self employed down the line. I really do cooking asian food too so maybe once I get a bit better at it I should consider it. Just found a website where I can get affordable miso paster and dashi which is why I'm suddenly so keen on it.
No.20649
lads apparently you can start up for £5000
I'm going to do it
I will finally live the weeb dream
No.20650
>>20649
Ganbatte, anon. Prove to everyone that it CAN be helped.
No.20651
>>20650
th-thanks
I'm loathe to take out a loan so I'll need to save up some dollar first, will also give me a solid year to hone my skills and expand my repertoire
mum says I make great chanko and ramen
thanks, mum.
No.20652
>>20649
I actually have 5k saved. Don't wanna steal your dream mate but I might do it. How much work would it involve?
No.20653
>>20652
>how much work would it involve?
Can you already cook jap food? If not, you'd have to start up cooking at home as a hobby. I'm sure it would take a fair bit of effort, but compared to a restaurant it's easy once you get past the legal requirements. You could read more here: https://www.ncass.org.uk/mobile-catering-home/content/get-legal
No.20654
>>20653
how about a business partnership lad? I handle the finances, you do the cooking.
No.20655
>>20654
if you honestly still had the money when I was feeling ready to go for it I'd honestly be up for that, we'd do it proper legal so you get your money back/a share of the business.
No.20656
>Yes goy here is the money for your business
No.20657
>>20656
merchant you are my greatest ally
No.20658
>>20649
what do you mean 'start up'?
No.20659
>>20655
>tfw it's something that I really like the sound of now but when it really came down to it I'd be too scared to take the plunge
No.20660
>>20658
get all the licences and kit and actually start trading
>>20659
JUST
DO
IT
No.20662
No.20663
>>20661
>anon, we heard you were feeling lonely so we got you a waifu. Do you like her?
>>20662
The product or service I would be providing, in this case, food.
No.20664
>>20661
Let it all out man.
No.20665
>>20663
Thanks m8.
>>20664
There is literally nothing that could make me less alone. I even mean mathematically since I have nobody.
The only way it would be possible is if I died, eliminating myself.
No.20666
No.20667
>>20663
>japanese cartoons
No.20668
No.20669
>>20667
You realise being a redditor on here is a bannable offence??
No.20671
>>20670
>haha lass fancy smoking a doobie then coming back for netflix and chill at my place also i love dick x
No.20672
>>20670
say "I'm alright, what are you up to?"
and then go on what she says, so if it's tv or something talk about that
No.20673
>>20670
By that picture you seem like a normie.
No.20674
>>20670
>hey babe want to get a nandos later this week also i love dick *hits blunt*
No.20675
>>20673
Not him, but I assume that if you were to use a dating site, you'd be trying to appear as a normie right?
No.20677
>>20665
That's rough. I'm lonely as fuck too, but I do always have my mum and my dad (I live with my mum and her boyfriend, and my dad has his own house I go to every couple of weeks). My anxiety sometimes isolates me even from them though, so I can imagine how that must feel.
I completely broke down at the beginning of the year. I had a week long panic attack in my room just going insane out of loneliness and feeling trapped (this was before I could leave the house). I was in a really bad place.
No.20678
>>20670
>alright
Girls get hundreds of messages to that effect every day. You want to send her something more unique that will stick in her mind, something that she'll want to respond to.
Ask her something silly like "what's your favourite animal?"
No.20679
>>20668
What's your living situation then?
No.20680
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If this isn't your profile picture, you're a fucking normie.
No.20681
>>20678
I don't think you should do this.
Trying to act quirky makes you look autistic.
No.20682
No.20683
>>20670
Why would I help you, as far as I'm concerned you're already sorted if your chatting to girls and shit online.
Come back when you're too scared to make an account.
No.20684
>>20681
If you're a robot then "quirky" is all you've got. You're not gonna win her over with "hi u ok" "yeah u" "wuu2" because chad can do that.
You need to give her a conversation that 10 guys better looking and more successful than you aren't already offering her. She might react well or she might think you're weird and ignore you, but it still ups your chances.
No.20685
>>20676
>if If this isn't your profile picture, you're a fucking normie.
I'm confused
>>20683
made the account about 2 years ago man, figured why not while im drunk
No.20686
>>20679
Just my Dad.
But we don't talk much. Especially since he works when I'm not and I work when he isn't.
No.20687
>>20674
>your mum will never make you a weed curry
No.20688
>>20670
Fair warning mate, not sure if you care but it was incredibly easy for me to find your profile.
No.20689
>>20688
i'd post my address or here mate, i'm a worthless piece of shit…whatever someone could do/do to be I deserve
No.20690
No.20691
>>20689
I'm sure doxanon could have a field day
No.20692
>>20686
You would be more alone if he wasn't there though, so your post was a bit misleading.
No.20693
>>20689
>i'd post my address or here mate
Let's have it then, might as well post your name while you're at it, saves me some work.
>>20691
>tfw it wasn't even me who found his profile
Better watch out normies, anons are getting google savvy.
No.20694
I'm never revealing personal information on here again
this is too spooky for me lads
No.20695
>>20693
i'm not a normie though
i just was one about 2 years ago
No.20696
>>20694
>revealing personal information anywhere online
For what purpose? Better safe than sorry mate.
No.20697
>>20696
I-I trusted britfeel ;_;
No.20698
>>20696
I've revealed a bunch of stuff, but nothing specific
No.20699
>>20698
some shit no one else knows too
No.20700
>>20695
>i'm not a normie though
Im - fucking - plying.
You think I've ever had any experiences even close to what you had in these pictures?
While you were out norming it up, I was spending my days shut in my room watching anime and fucking around with emulators for the 5th year in a row to keep myself from going full sudoku out of loneliness.
Do you even know what "normie" means?
No.20701
No.20702
No.20703
>>20700
I feel for you m8 I really do but I fell off the wagon completely about 2 years ago and am a complete state now. I can't even go shopping without getting teary eye'd, I have no friends either anymore.
I don't think it should matter that I used to be a normie.
Those pictures are at least 4 years old and it's like looking at a different person (before i took too many drugs) makes me feel depressed as fuck looking at them /blog
No.20704
>>20700
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
No.20706
>>20704
I'm 17 in those pictures mate, I'm 22 now 23 next month.
Like I say, it shouldn't really matter that I USED to be a normie especially since it's extremely unlikely I'll ever be one again.
No.20707
No.20708
>>20706
It does matter. I've hardly touched a female in my life. Practically never if you exclude my mother.
No.20709
>>20706
Fucking apologize.
Apologize to everyone RIGHT NOW.
No.20710
>>20706
I've been here since the beginning and have pretty openly identified as a "failed normie"
Doesn't matter about your past to me, you sound an utterly depressed shutin now so you definitely belong here.
No.20711
Daddy is taking me to spoons tomorrow lads
living the dream
No.20712
2 days without watching porn.
This is pretty good.
No.20713
Odds - I carry on drinking
Evens - I try and have an "early night"
No.20714
wahey lads, looks like I'l be waking up with a banging headache tomorrow!
No.20715
>>20713
WEEEEEEEE LIKE TO DRINK WITH ANON, COZ ANON IS A LAD
No.20716
>>20712
Nice one mate, won't be long now before 3DPD human females starts appearing attractive to you again.
No.20717
>>20712
keep it up mate, you can do it
No.20718
>>20711
Sounds nice, does your dad often do things with you?
My dad and I went for a walk beside a canal today, then we had a meal at a pub restaurant, then another walk in a small nearby woods. We played I-spy while we walked, which is surprisingly difficult in a woods.
After that we played cards in the garden, and since then I've just been on my laptop while he watched fell asleep to tele. He's gone to bed now though. I should do the same soon, it's too hot and sticky down here on these leather seats.
No.20719
>>20718
that sounds really nice. I'm not to close to my dad, I'm a total mummys boy though.
No.20720
>>20718
>does your dad often do things with you
We've been spending a lot more time together recently, I've been at his for three days now. Next time I come over he's going to teach me to use a DSLR camera.
Sounds like you had a nice time, pub meals are GOAT.
No.20721
I think I'm doing alright tonight lads, I don't feel as down as usual.
No.20722
>>20720
Very similar situation to my own actually.
I'm at my dad's house for the weekend, and have been coming here every weekend for the past month, catching up on all the time lost over the last couple of years. He had a girlfriend, and he would visit her a lot more than he would visit me, and his personality changed a bit in a way that I didn't like.
However, she dumped him out of the blue last month, so he's back to his regular self and spending more time with me again. NEET son 1 - Normie dad 0.
>>20721
Good to hear anon, was there anything in particular you did today to make you feel this way?
No.20723
>>20722
>was there anything in particular you did today to make you feel this way?
Probably just the perfect combination of mood lighting, music, thunderstorm with a lot of rain and coffee. It's much calmer at night.
No.20724
>>20723
A storm? Where abouts in the country are you situated?
I'm currently in Bedfordshire, and today was uncomfortably sunny and hot, even for me who normally prefers this kind of weather. The evening was very pleasant though, warm but with a gentle breeze.
I've got a banging headache now though, so I'm going to make my way to bed. Goodnight guys.
No.20725
>>20723
lucky, my room's fucking roasting atm.
>>20724
night mate.
No.20726
>>20724
Lancashire at the moment, it was really hot in the day too but there's a nice breeze now with the sound of rain and occasional thunder.
Goodnight m8.
No.20727
No.20728
>>20727
I've been having connectivity issues on and off all night
No.20729
No.20730
No.20731
>>20730
what you up to m8?
No.20732
>>20731
Watching a streamm atm but in 10 minutes I'm driving to McDonalds to get two (2) double egg sausage mcmcuffins
starved my self all night for these it's gonna be guuuuuuud
hbu man?
No.20733
>>20732
>I'm driving to McDonalds to get two (2) double egg sausage mcmcuffins
Nice, hope you enjoy. I'm more of a fan of the normal menu rather than the breakfast one.
Just catching up on some mushishi while I wait to fall asleep
No.20734
>>20733
Sounds comfy
I'm feeling too tired/weak to even get out of bed now, might just go to bed hungry
No.20735
I'm at 4 weeks nofap lads
Really wanna bust one out right now, fucking hell
No.20736
No.20737
>>20736
"It is what made little art school rejected Hitler into a man who killed millions of people and almost conquered the world."
>not masturbating made Hitler a crafty politician
>you can become successful if you do not masterbate
>all your problems will be solved if you do not masterbate
No.20738
>>20737
Whoosh! Straight over your head.
No.20739
>>20738
Some of it does make sense. But other parts are just insane.
The part where it talks about getting addicted to masterbating and how you eventually need to get off to more and more depraved stuff. I get that, that makes sense. And in my personal experience is true. I have no issues with what it says about masterbating using up vitamins and minerals like zinc.
But when it claims the following.
"It is not that bad if you ejaculate in your wife. Because at the moment of ejaculation your are not focusing on a fantasy, wasting your energy creating an addictive thought form. But you are actually exchanging energy with your wife. As long as your penis is in her vagina, it is not nearly as worse as masturbating to fantasies."
This is psudo-science horseshit right here. What energy is being exchanged? what scientific documentation do we have for the existance of said energy?
No.20740
>>20739
Some things are metaphysical. This obsession with looking at everything from a cold, mechanical and ruthlessly rationalist perspective - deconstructing and reducing things to their base parts and analyzing them as if they were bacteria in a petri dish - is part of the reason we're in decline.
Cumming inside your wife is not something that's supposed to be analyzed through a scientific study. It's supposed to be lived and experienced.
No.20741
>>20740
If it isn't analyzed then how did the writer / whoever origionally came up with that find out energy is transferred during sex? regardless. He is making a claim of somthing, if he expects people to believe him, he must present evidence. If all the evidence he has is 'I said so' then by that basis all of the worlds religions are true as well, from the earliest pagan religions to our modern religions. If you cannot provide evidence then your entire philosophy is based on a leap of faith. If that works for you, great. But don't expect others to be so eager to make that leap of faith.
Also "This obsession with looking at everything from a cold, mechanical and ruthlessly rationalist perspective - deconstructing and reducing things to their base parts and analyzing them as if they were bacteria in a petri dish - is part of the reason we're in decline."
That is how you form an understanding of things, we wouldn't have even basic technology without people using that basic scientific process, bronze would never have been first smelted without that reasoning. The entire reason humanity has advanced so far is because of knowledge and understanding earnt by deconstructing and reducing things to analyze them, doing so gives understanding, if anything the reason we are in decline is because people don't apply scientific reasoning enough anymore.
Honest question, do you believe in horoscopes?
No.20742
>>20736
thanks mate
A lot of it seems like fantasy bullshit, but then again I HAVE noticed a lot of big positive changes since I stopped, so I'm inclined to give it the benefit of the doubt
No.20743
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20741
Again, you misunderstand. I'm not against reason itself, but the fetishization of it, and its elevation to an end as opposed to a means. Faith is a good thing inasmuch as it provides purpose and meaning for a person. I don't believe in horoscopes, but then I haven't really delved into them at all - and I wouldn't denigrate those who do on the basis that their position involves faith.
Millennial Woes did some good videos on the deconstruction of culture - specifically religion - through the rational method; and the effects thereof on society as a whole. He basically sums up my views on the topic. I'm going to walk my dog now, so we can continue later if you'd like.
No.20744
>>20743
Sure, have a nice walk lad. I'll check your video out.
No.20745
Watching Catfish and it's making me feel really lonely.
So this online dating thing, how do?
No.20746
>>20745
Create a profile, message many girls and hope at least one of them decides to reply.
No.20747
>>20746
Not him, but I'm almost tempted to do this for a laugh. See what women think of a real autistic robot manchild.
>hey bby u want sum fuk?
>"yes chad, give me the d"
>okay, tell me where you want to meet so my mum knows where to drop me off
>"lol ur funni, cant we just go to your place?"
>i wasn't joking but sure, my room has loads of computers, crts, softmodded consoles and gaming peripherals, old music equipment and left handed instruments, some posters i printed off of vidya characters i like, and even a few drawers full of toys from when i was a kid that i dont want to throw away, so there's plenty of things we can do once we tidy up all the mess. i've got a 42" tv hooked up to my computer that we can watch anime or play vidya on, but we must be quiet because my mum and her boyfriend are sleeping in the next room and they will shout at me if i wake them up. i have two headphone outputs on my mixer though, so it will be fine as long as you bring your own pair. i've got some microwavable chicken burgers in the fridge my mum got me last week, so food isnt a problem, but if you want to get something else from the shop, you will need to go alone because i'm too scared to go myself. also i can't talk in front of people, especially girls, i hope that's okay. it's just aspergers and social anxiety, don't think i hate you if i stare at the floor in silence the whole time or anything.
>when do you want to come over?
>hello?
No.20748
>>20747
I chuckled heartily. That would be brilliant, provide pics if you do it.
No.20749
who here /himouto umaru chan/
>going for pub lunch/dinner in a couple of hours
>the grand tournament releases for hearthstone tomorrow
>dad gave my dog a haircut and I can actually see his face now
life is good.
No.20750
lads I got bored so I went into a cop or not thread on /fa/ and derailed it with racially charged shitposting
http://boards.4chan.org/fa/thread/10283856/cop-or-not
here's the link if you're interested in joining in
No.20751
Why is it so fucking hot lads, I bought a new coat but everytime I wear it to walk the dog I come home covered in sweat. Why isnt it autumn/winter yet?
No.20752
>>20750
Very cheeky m8. You know what to do.
No.20753
>>20749
I just finished the first episode, and it speaks to me so much.
No.20754
>>20749
>>20753
Where do i get the eps lads
No.20755
>>20754
It's on crunchyroll.
No.20756
>>20755
Do I need to be a premium goy
No.20757
>>20756
Nope, i'm not even logged in. I'm also denying them revenue by using ad-block
No.20758
No.20759
>>20757
>>20758
n1 lads
First episode was bretty good, brought back some good neet memories. Alternating chocolate and crisps is truly goat.
No.20760
>>20759
I've not even looked up what it's about, I just know where to get anime from when I was still into it. Is it about NEET lyfe?
Might check it out once I get home.
No.20761
>>20760
Its about a girl that is secretly a massive slob at home. I'd call her a cyborg but I'd probably get shouted at because she's a bit too social to be a cyborg.
No.20762
>>20760
It's about a popular pretty high school girl, who turns into neetlyf gaming and snacks as soon as she gets home
No.20763
Back from France lads, so nice to be home in my own bed. Also nice to be properly anonymous again, was feeling a bit weird with a French flag.
No.20764
back from the pub lads, 3500 calories in one sitting.
>sharing platter
>chilli dog with chips and onion rings
>two beers and one malt whisky
feeling satisfied right now.
>>20763
Welcome back buddy.
No.20765
>>20764
that sounds amazing man, and thanks, it's good to be back.
No.20766
>>20764
>tfw getting a share to yourself
Feels sort of bad but also so good
No.20767
>>20765
Yeah, it was really great. You're welcome.
>>20766
Getting a sharer to yourself is fucking alpha. A while back I went to a jap restaurant and got two main coarses, the whore waiter looked at me like I was a freak but the male manager came out and high fived me for being such a good goy.
No.20768
>>20767
I had a sharing platter the other night. It had:
>garlic bread
>Potato wedges
>nachos
>chicken wings
>chicken tendies
>onion rings
>scampi nuggets
A decent portion of each too. With salsa and quac
Polished the lot off
No.20769
anyone know what's going on with the drama involving lolcow.farm, 49k and 8chan?
No.20770
>>20769
First I've heard of it.
No.20771
>>20770
apparently they got eggman to deleted his YT or something and now people are mad, that's about it apparently. I never know immediately what's going on in the wider 8chan community because I never leave my cozy little enclave.
No.20772
No.20773
>>20771
I go on the farms sometimes, but I mostly hang around the cows, not the inter-board shit
No.20774
No.20775
>>20771
Ah, I saw his video saying he got doxxed well deserved in my opinion, attention whore BTFO and shut all his videos down, I didn't know who did it or that anyone was mad about it though.
No.20776
>>20775
yeah, it's only newfags that like eggman anyways. He's not even a fucking virgin, fuck him.
No.20777
>>20776
>He's not even a virgin
What the fuck, really? If he's not NEET, a virgin, or socially anxious no one with social anxiety is making vlogs on youtube or attention whoring on imageboards, isn't he just an ugly normalfag?
No.20778
>>20777
>isn't he just an ugly normalfag?
Yes.
No.20779
>>20771
I assumed he killed himself.
>>20777
>no one with social anxiety is making vlogs on youtube or attention whoring on imageboards
I disagree, some (not eggman though) just find it easier to make videos that only a few other lonely virgins will see.
But eggman was just a failed normie like some people on here.
No.20780
Finished reading every post from yesterday, some very interesting stories.
>>20771
I don't understand why people are idolizing eggman.
Same with elliot.
They both are massive camwhores and utter cancer.
No.20781
What are some good video games lads
No.20782
>>20780
Elliot BTFO normies.
No.20783
>you will never be a wiseguy
feels bad, man
No.20784
>>20781
None.
Read books or study some fascinating subjects, you're not a kid anymore.
>>20782
Err, no. The youtube videos he posted made him popular, not his acts.
That's what I firmly believe in.
No.20785
>>20784
Go fuck yourself gook, I've been reading all day and went for a shattering run earlier so I'll do what I want.
No.20786
>>20784
>Read books or study some fascinating subjects, you're not a kid anymore.
quentin please go
No.20787
No.20788
fuck it lads
I'm going to do it
I'm going to nip down the road and have a few whiskeys
wish me luck
No.20790
Everything about eggman is so fucking boring.
Can't even force myself to feel entertained.
No.20791
>>20785
>>20786
Don't get me wrong, I used to play lots of video games and still get urges.
Spending 8 hours a day on the computer playing WoW and what else was horrible. I never want to go back to that state again.
No.20792
>>20781
what type are you into?
>>20788
good luck mate.
No.20793
>>20779
I'm not talking about being a bit shy, or even very shy, I'm talking about social anxiety disorder. I've searched youtube up and down many times for at least one person that I can relate to, but they always have a couple of friends, or a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a job and shit. Or the ability to talk to a camera and upload the footage for thousands of people to watch. That's the kind of thing that if I could do, I would no longer consider myself as having a disorder, because I'd be able to function enough to get on with life.
I mean fuck, it was years before I could even post on here.
No.20794
>>20791
>MMORPGs
Found your problem.
No.20795
>>20794
yeah, games with no end are not a good idea when you're trying to be productive.
No.20796
>>20795
>>20795
That and how addictive they can be.
The days, months and years blur together and you become totally detached from reality.
No.20797
>>20793
Just because you have it really bad doesn't mean anyone that is better doesn't have it.
I quite like Erik J.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCHUI_7Ngf05VIo8a2Xcmhw/videos
No.20798
No.20799
Back from the pub lads, had a whiskey and a pint and a cheeky cigarette.
>tfw I was literally the only patron there
TYBG
>>20796
kek, the exact same thing happened to me except I was arguing with greenvoters on britfeel for 12+ hours a day
No.20800
>>20798
he's sweating hearthstone atm
No.20801
No pepsi max left so I'm drinking some cream soda I found downstairs
It's quite nice actually
No.20802
Lads, thinking about ordering some chicken tenders. Should I?
>>20801
I remember when I was like 15 I drank a tonne of vodka and the morning after my mum gave me cream soda, can't stand it anymore, the taste makes me sick to this day.
No.20803
>>20802
Always yes. I fucking want some Tendies.
I really want a chicken burger or something. I'm craving good food.
No.20804
>>20802
where you gonna order em from
No.20805
I am SO FUCKING MAD LADS
I WENT TO ORDER MY CHICKEN TENDERS FROM JUSTEAT AND FOUND AN ARTICLE SAYING THAT THEY HOSTED POOR HYGIENE RESTAURANT
GOOGLED MY CHICKEN PLACE AND IT HAD FAILED IT'S HYGIENE RATING
I'VE EASILY SPENT 200 FUCKING POUNDS ON THAT RESTAURANT AND THOSE FUCKING PAKI CUNTS WERE LAUGHING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME
I FUCKING SHOULD HAVE KNOW NOT TO TRUST THOSE SHITSKIN CUNTS
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING EXTREME, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT, I'M GOING TO BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND I'M SO MAD FUCK
No.20806
>>20805
>their face when
do it lad, get revenge. Those shitskins have taken you for a right mug
No.20807
>>20806
I'm actually thinking about it, I'm a long time customer. If I don't complain there's no way they'd suspect me right? Just walk into town in the middle of the night, don a balaclava and molotov the place. Should I do it? I'm actually seriously considering it.
No.20808
>>20805
are they the ones that kept fucking up your order? or is that a different guy?
No.20809
>>20808
different guy, I wouldn't go back to a restaurant that couldn't get my order right.
No.20810
>>20807
there's no way they'd suspect you as a satisfied customer. It's the perfect crime. You could even turn up later and act all concerned (then again they say the criminal returns to the scene of the crime so maybe avoid it)
No.20811
>>20805
>Buying takeaways from shitskins
You made your bed m8, now lie in it.
No.20812
>>20810
I'm going to need to have a good long think about it. Would need to buy some plain clothes that I wouldn't mind chucking out, as well as alchohol/petrol, which I would need to buy in another town to help avoid suspicion. I also need to consider the potential to burn down neighbouring businesses that din do nuffin. Do you think the feds monitor 8chan? There's no way they spy on our rainy little board, right?
No.20813
>>20811
>implying takeaways aren't run exclusively by shitskins in this country
No.20814
>>20812
unfortunately if you live in the town you're likely to get caught. best crimes are the ones where you go somewhere, or after someone unconnected, and they have no way to link you.
there's also cctv everywhere.
still, good luck anon, I believe in you.
No.20815
>>20814
I live near the town, but not in it. I very rarely go into the town. Besides, if I'm wearing all black and a balaclava, would CCTV matter?
No.20816
>>20812
8chan is no longer indexed by google, they blacklisted it for some bullshit reason. If the feds are monitoring it they'll be doing it to the big boards, not little old us.
No.20817
>>20816
>no longer indexed by google
nice.
No.20818
>>20815
You would have to make sure you could get to somewhere afterwards where there's no CCTV, change your clothes, then get home without being spotted by people or CCTV. Also make sure if you have a phone there's no location stuff going on so you've been tracked. In fact dont take a phone.
No.20819
>>20815
maybe not, if they catch you changing though you'd be screwed.
and if anyone's in there murder is a life sentence, arson isn't, and murder gets a lot more resources put into investigating too, DNA and stuff.
No.20820
>>20805
>buying from non-whites in the first place
It's like you wipe your arse with you left hand.
No.20821
>>20819
nah, I've thought about this before and murder where I live is way too risky. I won't go into details, but I'm confident I could easily change and get home out of the range of CCTV.
>>20818
yeah, needless to say all electronics will stay at home if I do it, as much as I'd like to take a timestamp for you guys, kek.
No.20822
>>20815
Okay lad what county are you in?
I'm full on 14/88 and ready to burn down any shitskin 'restaurant'.
No.20823
>>20821
sounds promising mate
buy your supplies from different stores and wait a while after buying before you do it
No.20824
>>20812
If you got caught, it wouldn't be because of this place. You need to plan it all out; figure out your route; figure out which areas are going to be the least likely to have CCTV, and use them; figure out which day and time you're going to do it (Sunday night, surely?); Plan B routes. That's all I can think of for now, I'm sure there's a lot more though.
No.20825
>>20808
No, that's me.
I would never harm that place. Their curries are the highlight of my week.
No.20826
>>20820
>It's like you wipe your arse with you left hand.
what?
No.20827
>>20826
It's what Indians do.
No.20828
>>20826
that's what arabs do. They don't use paper and instead wipe their arse with their bare hand, always the left so they only shake hands using the right.
No.20829
No.20830
>>20822
With doxanon operating I'm no longer willing to disclose any personal information, sorry. That having been said, If I do it and get away with it I'd be happy to share tips with you.
>>20824
Yeah, all valid points. It's best to take these things slowly, I'll plan it all out, stagger my purchases and rehearse my escape routes etc. etc.
No.20831
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>>20827
Indians barely even wipe their arse. Have any of you actually been to india? Because it's a repulsive place.
I'm going to tell you all a little bit about Indian public toilets.
As you step in, you will be greeted by the smelliest of pakis, he will stroll right up to you with an outstretched palm repeating "tip" in Indian (I can't remember the translation). It's not really a tip, because if you don't tip him he will probably kick you out. However, after you do tip him he will hand you over three pieces of bacteria riddled toilet paper. For those who don't know, tipping culture in India is far far worse than the USA.
After you've had your shit on what can only be described as a cesspit, the smelly paki will be waiting outside the cubical with an outstretched palm a second time. This is so you can have permission to use the sink. Yes, you give him some coins and he will give you 10 uninterrupted seconds to drizzle a small stream of luke warm water over your hands. No soap.
Pic kind of related, it's the border between Bhutan and India. I bet you can guess which side is India.
No.20832
>>20830
>you will never torch a filthy shitskin establishment with a fellow britfeeler
Broke my dreams, Anon.
No.20833
No.20834
>>20832
It's better if we work alone. This way we can torch double the kebab houses.
No.20835
gonna have a nice hot bath lads
No.20836
Day 3 without any porn.
Masturbation is becoming easier now. Actually managed to produce a decent cumshot.
No.20837
>>20836
keep it up anon, you'll be vanilla in no time.
No.20838
>>20837
>tfw your sexual desire gets so fucked up you loop back around to vanilla
I wasn't alone either, I remember there being a couple of threads about it on /a/ a few years ago.
All the really perverse, degenerate, extreme, and fucked up stuff starts becoming too normal and boring once you've overexposed yourself to it, so a married couple having sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation while holding hands becomes a massive turn on.
It's a bizarre phenomenon. They used to say that the most fucked up anons were the ones who were always lurking in the vanilla hentai threads, and I think it's probably true.
No.20839
>>20838
damn, I can't imagine ever going that far. Although I do like some messed up shit.
No.20840
>okay anon, now tell the class your name and three interesting facts about you!
What do lads
No.20841
>>20840
Karl Pilkingtons method actually works quite well for things like that.
Just stand perfectly still, don't move, don't say anything. Don't even blink or move your chest when you breathe.
No.20842
>>20841
that sounds really scary and awkward and everyone would think I'm a freak
No.20843
No.20844
>>20840
I've always done >>20841 .
>>20842
Yes, and?
No.20845
>>20843
>>20844
I want something I can say that will make people think I'm normal
No.20846
>>20845
Then you're going to have to develop social skills and answer the question properly. However I don't think you're untistic enough to do it.
Go ahead.
List us 3 interesting facts about yourself.
No.20847
>>20845
1. I like sports team
2. My favorite TV show is Normie accepted TV Show.
3. I once drunk Large Amount of Beers in Short Amount of Time
No.20848
>>20846
I once was convicted with assault with a weapon
as a child I suffered from psychosis
I have intrusive thoughts involving murdering and torturing innocent people
No.20849
>>20845
If you wanted normal, you might want to ask around normalfag hotspots instead of asking the people who have so far failed to be accepted by society.
They will only give you advice like "jus b urself" and "imagine every1 naked, it works 4 me" though.
No.20850
>>20849
imaging everyone naked would either scare me or make me horny, normies are awful
>>20847
thanks, this works. I'll maybe change from a sports team to a band in case anyone questions me.
from now on you shall be known as the normie whisperer
No.20851
>>20841
I love Karl Pilkington, I know it's mostly an act, but if it was real I think he'd fit in here.
No.20852
>>20851
Some of it just feels too genuine to be a complete act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hDrbDFOYnw
No.20853
>>20848
what weapon and how old were you? I get the thoughts sometimes, but not enough to get over my fear of being put in an asylum and actually see a dr.
No.20854
>>20852
I don't think it's complete, but it seems to good to be true, he's basically me really.
No.20855
>>20853
a hammer
14
I was with my friends so it ended up alright, I was originally planning to beat him to death
No.20856
No.20857
>>20855
Was he being mean to you or something?
No.20858
>>20846
1. I have an IQ if 139, which makes me more intelligent than 99% of the population. And for the record, 99% of this class.
2. I'm an active and respected janitor on the popular manga themed imageboard, 4chan.
3. I am an atheist.
No.20859
>>20856
I didn't like him
>>20857
I thought he had stolen some of my vidya
turns out my dad took it home with him because I was borrowing it from him kek
No.20860
>>20855
>being reminded people on your cozy board still aren't people you could be anything close to friends with
No.20861
>>20859
Don't hurt innocent people pls.
Save your violent tendencies for those who really deserve it.
No.20862
>>20860
I-I consider you all my friends
>>20861
I'll just join the army and kill a few dune coons, that'll get it out of my system.
No.20863
>>20855
I know that feel. I once got really pissed off with my one friend he was also a depressed NEET like me that was staying over when I was about 16 or 17.
I was telling him to stop playing this shitty song over and over, and he just kept on playing it while laughing at me getting mad. I threatened to beat the shit out of him, but that just made him laugh more. So naturally I went downstairs, locked all the doors, said he wasn't allowed to leave, and threw a knife at him.
He eventually found the back door key and escaped. I just stood there wondering what the fuck just happened for a long time after that.
No.20864
>>20862
I hope you are joking…
the army is a terrible thing.
In Finland and Russia army is mandatory for all men.
>tfw not suited for army at all
And every woman (and man) will make fun of me for not going to the army
No.20865
>>20864
>not wanting to join the army
I'd love to but I'm too shy around people. I'd love mandatory service to force me to go and to whittle down the number of autist brony types in society.
No.20866
>>20864
the finnish army always looks really fun from all the spurdo comics honestly
No.20867
>>20865
>I'd love mandatory service
You have the choice.
No.20868
>>20865
I just loathe the fact that it's mandatory for men and not women. That's totally unfair and there's absolutely 0 discussion about it.
Plus as a NEET you will get much more money than in the army.
Armyfags are literally dirt poor.
No.20869
>>20868
It sounds shit.
I remember hearing about some Twitch streamer who had to move to Estonia to avoid all that. Twitch was his entire income at the time.
No.20870
>>20868
Women don't belong in the military.
No.20871
>>20870
See these kind of opinions are preventing us from making any reforms.
No.20872
No.20873
>>20871
women really shouldn't be in the military
you can argue conscription is unnecessary but putting roasties through all that training is just a colossal waste of time and money.
No.20874
lads should i watch american psycho or generation kill?
No.20875
I'm lazy as fuck, I'd hate the army.
No.20876
>>20875
This, plus I really don't like the idea of putting any kind of work in for a country that hates me and I hate in return.
No.20877
lads I decided to watch American Psycho
such a comfy piece of cinema
No.20878
>>20877
I've never seen it.
No.20879
>>20878
you're missing out
watch it RIGHT NOW
No.20880
>>20879
Eh, maybe some other time. It's late, and I'm not really into films anyway.
No.20881
>>20880
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.20882
Shit it's late. I better go to bed, goodnight guys.
No.20883
It's getting light out and I haven't slept yet. Fuck.
No.20884
Lost my debit card at the pub the other day
Fug, now I have to ring the bank and speak to someone on the phone
>tfw i usually have to repeat myself because i mumble
No.20885
>>20884
That fucking sucks man, hopefully no one has been using it online, otherwise you'll have to deal with them even more.
No.20886
>>20885
There was less than 100 quid on it
Thankfully i keep most of my student loan on my other card, which wasn't lost
No.20887
Is it normal to have unsettling dreams after experiencing a traumatic event?
No.20888
>>20887
I'd imagine so.
I once stayed the night at a place where there were shitloads of spiders in every corner of every room, and I've had fairly regular nightmares about spiders ever since, so I can imagine something more serious being even worse.
No.20889
>>20887
yeah, can be minor dreams, or sometimes full PTSD
No.20890
>>20889
It's kind of died down a bit. Isn't happening as much as it used to. Last night was okay.
Some of the dreams are just a little unsettling, some of them are full on Junji Ito shit that just makes me feel ashamed rather than scared.
No.20891
>>20887
Of course it is, dreams often reflect events in your life be it positive or negative.
If it becomes a frequent thing then maybe you ought to see someone about it, but once or twice is nothing to worry about
No.20892
No.20894
>>20892
hope they get it right this time
No.20895
>>20890
try writing them down, get them out of your head.
No.20896
>>20895
I don't need to tell anyone them? I can just write it down?
Will that not just remind me about them and make it happen again?
No.20897
>>20896
There's the idea that psychologically you have them stuck in your head, so you write them down to release them, making you feel better. Then they wont bother you anymore.
No.20898
>>20892
>it's that day again already
No.20899
I went and had a McDonalds today, had the chicken selects which are basically tendies. They were horrible, my fries didn't have enough salt on either and I couldn't ask the people for more because I didn't wanna go up and cause a fuss.
No.20900
>>20899
well that's shit, I hate talking to people but in some of the shops there's a computer thing you can order at now, so you don't even have to speak to anyone.
No.20901
>>20900
>dream of an age where the only thing you need to interact with in shops, restaurants, services, etc. is a computer
>it finally arrives
>need to have wageslaves watch over your shoulder the whole time so they can sort the machine out when it malfunctions each time you touch it
This is not the future I chose.
No.20902
>>20901
The mcdonalds robot cashiers work perfectly. No need for a supervisor.
No.20903
>>20902
They don't let me ask for no salad or Mayo on my Deli sandwiches.
No.20904
>>20903
Sacrifices must be made.
I'm happy to sacrifice a double cheeseburger with big mac sauce for a regular big mac.
No.20905
Going to McDonalds, lads.
No.20906
>>20905
I want it now after we've been talking about it.
No.20907
No.20908
>>20907
Think I might take my savings out of the bank and stock up on cheap food t b h.
No.20909
>>20902
They don't let me ask for no salad or Mayo on my Deli sandwiches.
No.20910
>>20907
Is this related to /pol/'s September prediction? I haven't prepared for it at all.
No.20911
>>20909
you also can't get plain mcflurries
No.20912
>>20910
what's that? I don't read /pol/
No.20913
>>20912
Neither do I, but they've been going on about this for months.
No.20914
>>20913
oh that, I thought it was an actual apocalypse prediction
No.20915
>>20905
Didn't go to McDonalds
Went to Morrison's and got a frozen pizza.
Life is tough.
No.20916
>>20913
I'd consider this ridiculous /pol/ memery, but the signs are literally all there. The Chinese stock market is crashing which will fuck up the rest of the world
JUST FUCK GOYS SHIT UP
No.20917
>>20916
>The Chinese stock market is crashing which will fuck up the rest of the world
Where did you get that from?
No.20918
Anyone know any ways to see if my Dad is actually sneaking round my room whilst I'm out without setting up any kind of camera?
No.20919
Almost 4 days without porn.
Tonight I'm going to take a leap, going to go without wanking tonight.
Not because of nofap shit, I just want to have an Amazing 5ml cumshot in the morning.
No.20920
No.20921
>>20918
Put a bit of sellotape between your door and the frame when you leave, and make sure there's no chance it will come off on it's own. If it's broken or detached when you return, you'll know the door has been opened at some point. A single strand of hair wetted with your tongue can also work, but I don't think it's as reliable.
No.20922
>>20920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp8Y61rH2To
China's stock market, and just about all of China, is irrelevant.
No.20923
>>20921
The thing is, he often makes excuses for opening the doors like
>I thought the window was open
>I thought the cat was inside
>just wanted to use your plug
I know it's all bullshit, because he was questioning me over a piece of paper that was folded into a 2cm square and among other pieces of paper.
I just wish I knew what he was looking for.
I want some solid evidence before I confront him though.
No.20924
>>20922
Irrelevant how, exactly? tl;dr the video if you can, I can't watch it right now.
No.20925
>>20923
>solid evidence
The only way you are going to be able to do that is by having video footage I'm afraid.
Do you have an old webcam or something that you can leave running inconspicuously? If you do, make sure to cover up any LED's or LCD screens.
No.20926
>>20922
>China is irrelevant.
but that's plainly false.
No.20927
>>20924
the video just explains the reasons for the crash, it says nothing at all about it's impact on the rest of the world's economies
No.20928
>>20924
The Chinese stock market crash doesn't mean much when it comes to Chinese economy, it has always been manipulated by the CCP. "It effects a lot of (Chinese) individuals (that are invested in the market) but not the fundamentals of China's economy." All this means is that Chinese exports will be cheaper for us since they devalued the Yuan, but only by 5%, which isn't much at all. This doesn't effect us at all. China is freaking out because it will increase unemployment and lower wages which will lead to even more worker strikes, which they've been having a lot of. Some workers haven't been paid for 8 months.
China's economy is getting fucked but the stock market crash isn't a huge part of that. It's because their country is run by clueless commies.
>>20926
"Just about all of China"
>>20927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkKdjrCQaMY
No.20929
No.20930
>>20925
Nope. I have a microphone though which could record sound.
He's fat so he would be huffing and puffing away.
Might buy one of those hidden nanny cams to find out what he's up to. He's been behaving so strange recently.
No.20931
>>20929
>If he had shot over the top of his head it would have startled him and he would have stopped
He's already lost 1 sheep because of you.
Why the fuck do people get dogs like Huskies when they are too irresponsible to train them properly?
No.20932
>>20929
I love dogs and it's terrible to see one killed, but frankly it is the stupid cunting owners fault and I can't blame the farmer for protecting his livestock, especially at the dog had already killed one before.
No.20933
>>20907
Is this related to /pol/'s September prediction? I haven't prepared for it at all.
No.20934
My crisps have gone all soft.
This is shit.
No.20935
>>20933
>tfw you get a double post 3 hours later
What the fuck is this shit. I thought it was odd when it happened to >>20909 earlier.
No.20936
Anyone here?
I feel so alone.
No.20937
>>20936
Yes.
I feel so alone too.
No.20938
No.20939
>>20937
Now that we're alone, lets exchange secrets.
You first.
No.20940
>>20936
I'm here.
FUCKING POST ERRORS
No.20941
>tfw your cock smells to bad to masturbate properly so you have to spray it with some febreze
No.20942
>>20941
I once didn't wash for several weeks, and there was this strange, sweaty, black stuff under my balls.
It was without a doubt, the worst smelling thing I have ever smelt in my life. Foul doesn't even begin to describe it.
It was one of the main reasons I decided to start washing a little more regularly this year.
No.20943
I feel awful if I go more than a few days without washing, keeping clean can actually help your mood.
No.20944
>making a fake okcupid account
>all these personal questions asking you to describe yourself
fug
The scariest thing is seeing all these people that live in my area.
No.20945
>>20944
Update:
There are girls with 'slut' and 'sexy' in their names.
There is a 20 year old girl with her fucking kid in the picture.
There is a girl I went to Primary School with.
Jesus Christ there are so many fucking egocentric degenerate whores.
No.20946
>>20944
From what I've learned from normies. Don't use OkCupid, it makes you look desperate and lonely.
Use tinder.
Or grindr if you like cocks.
No.20947
>>20945
>>20944
This picture will help you a lot.
No.20948
>>20943
Same here. There's nothing that makes me want to avoid people or going outside more than being covered in several layers of sweat, and my hair being so greasy that it makes my hands slimy if I touch it.
I really should have gotten over my phobia of showering a lot sooner. Maybe then I wouldn't be so far into this mess.
No.20949
>>20948
>>20942
I used to shower once a week up until I was 17.
I don't know how I coped with that. Especially since I was at the absolute greasiest at that age.
No.20950
>>20949
>until I was 17
I wish I was as smart as you. I didn't start showering more often until this year at 23, and even now I'm struggling to keep up with it. After so many years it just feels normal to be slightly greasy. Like, I've just now noticed during this conversation that I haven't showered since Friday, I don't really feel dirty at all, besides my forehead and nose which feel a little gross.
No.20951
>>20950
I wish I could smell you right now.
No.20952
>>20951
As far as I'm aware, I don't smell that bad right now.
The times when I wouldn't wash for a month, and would stay in the same pyjamas without changing, and be in my bed nearly 24/7 without changing the covers would give off quite a stench. I had to throw all those clothes and covers away eventually, because even after my mum washed them multiple times they continued to reek, and they had gone all yellow.
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>>20946
I'm not using it seriously, I've used Dylann Roof as a profile picture.
No.20954
>>20946
>Don't use OkCupid, it makes you look desperate and lonely
Is this not what it means to "jus b urself"?
No.20955
On okcupid one strange thing is seeing all these female usernames, never seen them before.
No.20956
Fargo is a really comfy film.
No.20957
>>20954
Not really.
It's just the modern equivalent to those dating tapes that lonely people used to use.
You'll have better luck on some hookup app since it looks like you're only in it for the banter and people decide if they are attracted to you before you even speak, so that will probably be a little confidence boost.
No.20958
Snakes getting more paranoid I think lads, at what point do we phone the NHS and get him sectioned?
No.20959
>>20958
The other day he was saying how one of the viewers who lives locally actually went to meet snakes dad in the pub and told him he was concerned about his drinking and stuff
Didn't go down too well
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>>20959
Jesus Christ, how did they know it was Sams Dad?
That's mad.
No.20961
Women are so fucking stupid.
No.20962
>>20957
It was a joke. I'm not the anon who made the fake account anyway, and I'm certainly not looking to start shilling myself online for sum fuk.
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