No.5845
alright lads?
No.5847
>>5845About to have chicken curry for dinner any minute, starving right now though.
No.5848
>>5845Good job I refreshed! Was just about to post my thread!
No.5850
Might just shave guys, I've been trying to grow a beard but it's not happening, and it's really bothering me right now, and it's just shit tier.
No.5851
NOW THEN YOUNS
SHOW US YER CHOONS
No.5852
>>5850Ahhhhhh. It's got the foundations of a good beard! It just needs to fill out a little more! Even right now if you shaved it just trimming it down it could be designer stubble.
No.5853
>>5852Aye, I was thinking about going for stubble but I've only got a double edge razor and I've only ever taught myself to get a super close shave.
No.5854
>>5853Hmm. Maybe look it up beforehand. It shouldn't be too difficult.
No.5856
Back from the beach. Can confirm normies are still scum.
Also saw loads of mixed race kids with white mothers and black fathers; do white guys avoid black women like the plague?
No.5857
>>5855You have decent facial structure though. Well done on good genetics.
No.5858
Does crip-chan post here or did she died?
No.5859
>>5858she died unfortunately, RIP in peace
No.5860
>>5858She died. She was replaced with a 5'2 manlet. Who still posts here.
No.5861
>>5859how ? least I heard her kidney packed in but she seem alright. how did ppl here find out?
No.5862
>>5850>>5855;)
How old are you both? I'm 20 and I've only been able to grow one for about 6 months. It's a different colour to my hair as well which I found weird, but apparently it's quite common.
No.5863
No.5864
>>5857t-thanks
>>586222It's a cruel irony that I'm hairy as a motherfucker everywhere else
No.5865
>>5862absolutely disgusting.jpg, tidy that up
No.5866
>>5861>how did ppl here find out?uh…
No.5867
>>>5861
>>how did ppl here find out?
>uh…
Tineye'd the picture she put in the robot face thread found out her real identity. Have been tracking her whereabouts ever since.
No.5868
>>5867omg she posted a pic, show it!
No.5869
>>586223, I've had ridiculously hairy arms and legs since I was like 10 too, although no hairy back which is super awesome.
Also, I'm not sure what people really think about sickgirl and her manlet alter ego but I find it fucking hilarious at this point.
No.5870
>>5869>although no hairy back which is super awesomeI bet it is…
No.5871
No.5872
>>5869>23, I've had ridiculously hairy arms and legs since I was like 10 too, although no hairy back which is super awesome.Are you me? I started shaving on my 12th birthday.
>tfw getting laughed at in the PE changing room for "being a werewolf" No.5873
>>5868pics can be viewed via the britfeel tor, we don't want the halfchanners seeing it
No.5874
>>5868>>5871She only linked it in a thread like 2 minutes before she deleted it, I think only 2 of us saw it, and I didn't bother saving it because she's always complaining about people talking about her being a gril anyway, and I assumed she posted it while out of it on meds or something.
No.5876
>>5875
fuck shes a qt. bitch needs to come back to half chan
No.5877
>>5876>going back to halfchan No.5878
>>5876find your own grill, she's ours m8
No.5879
>>5875
we've officially entered W I E R D territory
No.5880
There is a God and he gave his only begotten son that we may find grace.
Reminder to be moral.
No.5881
>>5880thanks for stopping by m8
No.5882
>>5876She's ours m8 fuck off.
>>5879I didn't intend on keeping it really but I guess it's come in handy.
No.5883
fuck lads, my computer fan is running like crazy, Any way to cool the fucker down
No.5884
>>5883That's what the fans doing, as long as the case doesn't feel warm it's fine, I mean its when you can't hear a fan there's gunna be problems.
Could close some programs or some shit though if you're really worried.
No.5885
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>>5880>Christianity>Not riding out the gates of Valhalla with your m8s for the wild hunt. No.5886
>>5883Check you aren't running intensive or lots of programs in the background, kill any non-vital processes. If it persists, you might have to open your PC up and clean some dust out.
No.5887
>>5875
Barry Pepper?
No.5888
>>5887Holy shit! Didn't she say her manlet alter ego name was Barry?
No.5889
No.5890
>>5855Complete opposite to you.
Shit tier on the cheeks but good around the mouth and chin.
>>5883Put a couple of cold beers on there lad
No.5891
>>5888>>5889Did anyone else expect her 3 times as ugly and 5 times as fat?
No.5892
>>5891>>5891Nah I don't really think of faces behind the posters.
#facesofbritfeel
No.5893
>>5891Who even is she?
Anyway just got in from work lads. The endless march of wageslavery continues. Got to talk to a lot of old people on the phones today. Some of them are quite nice.
How is everyone?
No.5894
No.5895
>>5893Inb4 you get a home baked tin of cakes/biscuits sent to your work.
I'm doing pretty good, spent most of the day outside, moved the lawn and shifted some 'decorating gravel'
No.5896
>>5892Fair point lad.
>>5893Sickgirl. Our resident semen demon. Says 'man' a lot.
Sounds good. I like old people. Most are pretty decent.
No.5897
>>5896Why do you call her sick? Is she crippled?
No.5898
>>5897Yeah. She's a crip with all kinds of shit wrong with her.
No.5899
>>5896Oh right, never heard of her.
No.5900
lads shut up about sickgirl now pls, we're ruining the mystique
No.5901
>>5900T-thank you.
Would it be possible for whoever posted that picture to take it down cheers? You've all had your laugh now.
No.5902
>>5855>posting in /britfeel/>being a chad >fishing for compliments No.5903
No.5904
the fuck, I was not expecting the "Innit" girl to look like that
No.5905
http://strawpoll.me/4075096as we're a democracy here, time to vote lads
No.5907
>>5905m8 the girl needs to learn that everything you post on the internet lasts forever
No.5908
>>5907I regretted it immediately and deleted it about two minutes after posting. It wasn't in the britfeel I'd fully expect it to be saved or some shit, it was in an /r9k/ face thread. High off my tits on morphine at about 3am man. Clearly didn't think anyone would notice me.
No.5909
Everyone list your health problems.
Mine: Herniated disc in lower back, and used to have a blood disease called ITP which made my immune system attack my blood cells and could come back at any time.
No.5910
Democracy in action
No.5911
>>5909none diagnosed , btw I'm a cunt
Likely bipolar as it is hereditary and probably autistic and surely depressed by now
No.5912
>>5909BPD/EUD with psychotic tendencies, I have a mild facial deformity if that counts? Wheat and probably lactose intolerant.
No.5913
>>5909I get bad hayfever, late april to august every year. I fucking hate it, I'm on the strongest mods on the NHS and it still stops me getting out. I just want to be able to walk through long grass in the summer ;_;
No.5914
>>5909Social Anxiety, unless Im drunk, but when I'm drunk it's only because I take on new personas to the extent that even people I know leaving me somewhere wont snap me out of them.
I also have slight OCD tendencies where I need to collect all my receipts in a diary or everything will go wrong.
I also have acid reflux like a bitch and my back has started acting up lately, been in pain for about a week. My mum and older brother both have arthritus in theirs so I assume I'm getting it too.
No.5915
>>5909No health problems.
I'm socially anxious and want to kill myself but it's all in my head , btw I'm a cunt))
No.5916
>>5909No real issues physically, unless hay fever (it gets really fucking bad) and phimosis count? I had asthma as a kid, but it just kind of disappeared as I got older. On the mental side I've got Asperger's and I've had social anxiety most of my life.
No.5917
>>5915>btw I'm a cunt))Kike mod meet me outside tesco and we'll fight.
No.5918
Is 8chan being slow as shit to load for anyone else???
No.5919
>>5918No different to how it usually is for me.
No.5920
>>5919Had to jump on my phone cause it's taking 10 fucking minutes on my comp, despite every other Web page being fine
No.5921
>>5917On my way now m8, we'll see how cheeky u are IRL
No.5922
>>5920Weird, try clearing the cache, deleting cookies, restarting browser, restarting computer, in that order until it works.
No.5923
>>5914>Social anxiety>OCDwe're talking about real problems,not stuff you've made up in your head (^:
No.5925
>>5923Just saving the world from exploding by stapling the receipts to the right day, no need to thank me.
No.5926
>>5920Gchq are intercepting u m8
No.5927
>>5909SLE which is an autoimmune disease. My white blood cells attack the joints, internal organs, central nervous system. Basically everything that it shouldn't.
Symptoms:-
Mental Health/Nervous System:-
Mild memory loss,
Trouble concentrating,
Errors in insight and judgment.
Migraines
Nervous system problems that cause vision disturbance, dizziness, muscle weakness in the face, arms, or legs, or loss of temperature or pain sensation in the feet, hands, arms, or legs.
Seizures.
Strokes,
Depression
Psychosis
Anxiety
Manic Behaviour.
Abdominal problems such as:-
Vomiting
Liver enlargement
Pancreitis
Intestinal inflammation
Indigestion
Stomach ulcers
Blood complications :-
Anemia
Changes in organs due to circulation such as spleen
Production of an antibody that attacks the clotting factor.
Lung problems:-
Pleurisy
Pulmonary Embolism
Pulmonary Edema
Heart problems:-
Inflammation of the sac
Hardening of the arteries.
Endocarditis
Myocarditis
Heart failure.
Kidney problems:-
Kidney involvement known as lupus nephritis
Leading to Kidney failure
Skin:-
Facial rash
Mouth ulcers
Alopecia
Generic none flare symptoms;:-
Joint pain
Chronic Fatigue
Forgetfulness
Sensitivity to UV
Severe weight changes
Aye it can be a ballache but you get on with it.
No.5928
GENTLE REMINDER TO CHECK YOU ARE POSTURE
No.5929
No.5930
No.5931
>>5928>not lying down while browsing No.5934
Wow. Well someone in here is a proper prick.
No.5935
No.5936
>>5934Try not to lose sleep over it, some people are just cunts man.
Who /theisland/ here? Starting now on 4
No.5937
>>5935Someone posted that picture on halfchan.
>>5936Yeah man, it just seems a bit low that someone would do that. I wouldn't have expected it from anyone in this britfeel.
No.5938
>>5937There are probably halfchanners who browse/post here too, aside from the core users. Never underestimate autism.
No.5939
>>5938>probablyConsidering we had two instances of ", btw I'm a cunt" earlier, I would consider that theory confirmed.
No.5940
>>5938Aye. That's what I'm going to put it down to. The post itself just looks far too autist to be a regular britfeel.
No.5941
>>5940On the topic of halfchan, I'm shocked at what that place has become. I had a look at a politics thread linked on brit/pol/ there the other day, and there were people talking about how they were going to vote Labour/Tories, and spouting Russell Brand-tier rhetoric with regards to UKIP. It triggered the shit out of me, especially given that it's thanks to 4chan that I'm not still a bluepilled faggot. It just looks like reddit now.
No.5942
>>5941The thread was on /r9k/, which I found to be even more shocking - normies have the excuse of only being exposed to kike media to justify their faggotry, while people on /r9k/ have likely been exposed to a lot of redpill material yet
choose still to be insufferable gaylords.
No.5943
>>5941Things have changed greatly on halfchan over the last year, in terms of user-base, moderation, and administration, and for the worse. It's not the same website it was even just a few years ago.
No.5944
>>5941Aye man. It's mainly why I came here in the first place. First started lurking chan when I was about 16? About 8/9 years ago. It just decayed slowly over time. Moved board to board posting rarely mainly lurking, then as I realised it'd definitely died a few years ago began posting more actively, mainly shit posting. But even in the last it's taken a turn for the worse. Teenagers posting green text on Facebook. Reddit tier posting on /r9k/. Today. I shit you not. A full blown normie I have on my Facebook. Said this -see pic- it's madness.
No.5945
>>5944That's some serious cancer right there.
No.5946
>>5937They're just jelly that we're a better community here, fuck em
No.5947
>>5945Too right. There's no helping some people though.
>>5946Aye. Looking at the halfchan thread now. There's a proper thirsty guy asking for more pictures. It's really quite sad.
No.5948
Another day a wageslave
Stay NEET, if you can
You die if you work, you know
No.5949
No.5951
So the board game I bought (Ascension) had rules for a solitare mode in the rulebook so I just spent a game playing against the board. I lost by 1 point. Was pretty fun, but nowhere near as fun when I played it with people years ago, should be pretty fun when I get back to Uni I guess.
No.5952
>>5951Whenever I play board games with myself I lose interest half way through the game. It's just not the same without other people.
No.5953
>>5951tfw no one to play DnD with anymore
No.5954
>>5953I'd really like to play but I'm the only person who could DM. I was gunna DM a game of world of darkness, as a few friends said they'd like to play but ended up chickening out because the modern setting made me nervous. None of my friends are into fantasy settings :(
No.5955
>>5954C-can they be played with people online?
No.5956
>>5954>>5955if you ever set anything up post it in britfeel, I'm sure we could get a group of people (fantasy settings are the best)
No.5958
>>5956>>5955>>5957I'd like to do something, but I'm super busy atm. When it came to World of darkness I had background stuff set up, it was set in UK in a few years, post scottish independance with Boris Johnson as PM, due to a Tory win and Camerons assassination, has a fair bit of supernatural stuff set up and locations of different groups and what not.
Then felt really awkward writing an intro for a modern campaign, with DnD it's a lot easier as players can simply be off on an adenture already, or meet in a tavern, people are expected to travel.
No.5959
>>5953>>5954>>5955>>5956I'd fucking love a britfeel roleplay group. Like maybe WoD or DnD. There's absolutely no one up here who's into that kind of thing. The one group I did find were complete autists. Filled with tumblresque landwhales who thought they we're something special.
No.5960
Can someone tell me how all of you know how to play games that explicitly requires friends, or at the very least, social interaction?
No.5961
>>5955roll20 has pretty good support, also doesn't require voice or video chat if you don't want to
>>5959when I was 14 I used to be part of a really autistic group, great times playing DnD but fucking weirdos
>>5960I mainly play online these days, when I was in secondary school I was kinda forced into it
but I liked it a lot oh god I miss roleplay games No.5962
>>5960Went to a board game society for 4 weeks when I first came to uni, left because they were a whole other level of autist, went to a world of darkness game for a few more weeks but one of them was an albino in a trenchcoat and a katana so had to stop.
No.5963
>>5961>>5962Did you guys not have computers or consoles where you lived or something? That's all anyone ever did around here, besides the lads who played football.
No.5964
Benefits and bypasses is on
Time to get mad
No.5965
>>5963Like I said, it was a society thing at Uni, surprisingly enough there wasn't a video games society. There was an anime society though, they were the same level autism of the board game society but theyre loud and social with each other, so it was even worse.
No.5966
>>5963I'm the one who said I played it loads? kek
>>5965my uni had a tabletops society but it had so many fucking autists in it, including a guy that openly admits to being a paedophile and a girl who was incredibly too honest about her violent sex life and liked to pretend she was a cat. there was a few cool people at anime society but mostly they were autists as well.
No.5967
>>5960I've never played, I'd just like to and have no one to do it with
No.5968
>>5965>>5966>UniI guess this is what I'm missing, I went to college and there's no "societies" or anything, you just turn up, do the work, and go home. Uni sounds fucking bizarre from all the stories I've heard, glad I never went. The one person I used to sort of talk to on msn who went to Uni ended up going a bit mad, slit his wrists and ended up in a mental home for a while, before dropping out and coming back. Never did find out why.
No.5969
>I have terrible coughing everyday
>nah I'm not going to stop smoking, I love it
I don't get how such stupid people exist
No.5970
Who /midweekdrunk/ here?
No.5971
>>5902>chad Lol thanks mate but I don't think so.
No.5972
>>5970>drinking>>5969My nan is like that, she goes on and on about "oh you can't eat that, it's unhealthy" and "not that either, it raises cholesterol", when she has spent the last 50 years of her life smoking non-stop, and can't get through a sentence without coughing her lungs up. Madness.
No.5973
>>5972>not drinkingHow else do you deal with the crushing loneliness?
No.5974
No.5975
Time for me to go to bed, I want to try going outside by myself again tomorrow. Goodnight all.
No.5976
>>5975Goodnight and good luck tomorrow man!
No.5977
>halfchan britfeel is literally just a bunch of posts about homo shit
Fucking hell I didn't think it could get any more awful
No.5978
>>5977Aye. It's a lost cause. Abandon ship mate.
No.5979
>>5978>someone just posted some cool OP templates I get the impression it was dolequest guy.
C-come back to us, dolequest guy
No.5980
>>5979some anon is making dolequest 2 on here, don't know if it was the original dolequest maker?
No.5981
>>5980Yeah it was the same guy. I know he'd been flittering between the two threads since becoming a wageslave, but it looks like his handiwork
No.5982
>>5979>>5981>>5980Yeah I just saw that too. I notice him posting on halfchan a couple of times now. I think it's since becoming a normie wageslaver he's been flicking between the two.
No.5983
>>5982Hang about, I just saw it was the guy posting with "." as his name who posted the templates. That's the same guy who came in here acting like a weird autist. Fuck that guy.
I'm still gonna steal those templates tho No.5984
>>5983Already taken without permission man
/mischief/
No.5985
>>5984Testing this, had to upload a jpeg on halfchan because muh image size.
No.5986
>>5985britfeel bit needs to be bigger but it looks good m8
No.5987
>>5985>posting it on shitchan For what purpose?
No.5988
>>5985Aye! I like it! I feel it isn't a an proper OP picture unless it has Farage featured somewhere
No.5989
>>5987So the masses can answer my font question.
No.5990
>>5988This, Farage is non-negotiable
No.5991
Night friends
No.5992
No.5993
Thinking of learning violin. It's basically the prime instrument in my two favourite types of music. It's just getting passed that sounding like a dying cat stage I guess
No.5994
>>5993I got a second hand one last month and I'm actually not that bad at it now, less squeaky more fluid, just a matter of practising
No.5995
>>5994Safe, definitely going to look into then. I love both the classical and the folk/fiddle sound. God tier instrument.
No.5996
>>5995folk stuff is great on it, definitely recommend, whole bunches of beginner stuff on youtube
No.5997
>>5996Wonderful. I'm a huge fan of bluegrass, which is very fiddle heavy, it's almost hypnotic, the flow and character it adds.
No.5998
Right. I'm going to bed mates. Actually feel like I might be able to sleep perhaps?
No.5999
No.6000
Rise and shine
No.6001
just had a phonecall asking when I can start, is it too late to quit? ;_;
No.6002
>>6001Technically no, if you've not agreed anything officially then by rights you don't have to turn up.
But why not give it a go anyway mate.
No.6003
>>6002because I've only been NEET for a week on Friday and I was quite enjoying it, at least it's a 11am start
No.6004
Just got back from an appointment with my white doctor and was given an appointment with an orthopedic surgeon straight away.
Every time I see a white doctor: hospitable, jovial, sympathetic, gives me what I need (MRI, referral to specialist) every time, genuinely seems to care about my ailments
Every time I see an indian doctor: cold, nonchalant, curt, I have to repeatedly state what I think would be the best course of action, doesn't seem to care much and I get the impression they just want me to hurry and leave
It's at the point now where I just ask specifically for white doctors when making appointments.
GAS THE ETHNICS, HEALTH WAR NOW
No.6005
>>6003My god. I don't even know if that even counts as NEET? More of a job holiday.
No.6006
>>6005it was nice whatever it was, full time wageslave soon
>>6004the indian doctor at my surgery pretty much passes me on to the white one these days or a nurse if it's just filling up my prescriptions, it's a lot easier as he was my doctor from birth
No.6007
>>6005yeah, that's like calling myself NEET because I'm off work this week.
No.6008
>>6007Aye, made me giggle either way.
>>6006>>6004I fucking hate it when I don't get my usual doctor. Based White Male Doctor. The other option is this kike whore who I just want no dealings with at all. And Indians who don't give a fuck. It's almost as if they can't be fucked. That you being ill is inconveniencing them. Fuck that.
No.6009
>had a nightmare where I was called in for a face to face esa interview
I just want to find out the decision ;_;
No.6010
>>6009It takes a few weeks man. How much back up evidence do you have? It'll help decide what group you get put in.
No.6011
feeling good today lads
No.6012
>>6011Shit hot mate. You chancing the outside maybe? Going for a run or something?
No.6013
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>>6012well I would but
sadly I am only an eel No.6014
>>6013Proper jellied mate.
No.6015
>>6014>>6013Sorry that was bad. I shouldn't try humour. It isn't cute man.
No.6016
>>6015i-i thought it was kinda funny No.6017
>>6010Been a few weeks. Got no backup evidence aside from doctors note which is why I'm worried. Only just started seeing my gp after putting it off for years. Hopefully the points I get on the questionnaire will be enough to go straight in to support.
No.6018
>>6017Hmm. It took me about 4 separate letters from specialists to be put in support, before they put me in the work group. And that did not go well. But I'm the long term esa now where I literally do nothing. See nobody and send no sick notes. They're just aware of the fact I'm ill enough to get free money. You get to that level once you've been in support for over a year. They stop requesting new sick notes, you don't need to see atos anymore and they just stop contacting you unless it's about a pat increase which happens every 3 months or so.
No.6019
>>6018How much stuff do you have to do for work -related esa? Meetings every fortnight?
Also I thought you didn't need medical certificates after you are placed in a group?
No.6020
>>6019No you still need medical certificates every month in both groups until you get into long term support(or however long your doctor will write them for it's usually a month then you have to go back for a new one) for the work related not too much is required. Usually just medical evidence that you are unwell. So sick notes.
No.6021
>>6020>have to keep getting sick notesOh wow rip me.
How regular are the meetings you need to attend for the work group?
No.6022
>>6021Not too bad about once 4-6weeks. It differs slightly county to county
No.6023
>go to bed at 9-10pm
>finally fall asleep at 5am
>wake up now
Why do I bother.
No.6024
Update of my thread image.
No.6025
>>6024Niiice. I'm taking a victory sip of Capri Sun to congratulate you.
No.6026
>>6023Skip a night's sleep or start fasting 16 hours before you want to wake up.
No.6027
who /reggae/ here? It's all I listen to in the summer tbh
No.6028
I've not been out of the house, besides for medical stuff in over 4 months. So I might, try and go outside today.
No.6029
>>6024still probs my favourite one
No.6030
>>6022Oh wow that actually sounds ok then
No.6031
>>6030Yeah, it's usually more than JSA but less than Support ESA and substantially less than long term ESA. but if you don't plan on being NEET 4lyf there's no real issue with that. You'll get about 180 a fortnight if I remember correctly. It may have changed slightly since I was on it though because that was 4 years ago.
No.6032
>>6031Work:101 a week, support: 107 a week
So not a great difference atm.
I just need to survive until September when in hopefully going back to college.
No idea what bennies I can get in college, if any at all.
No.6033
WHO /HYDRATED/ HERE?
No.6034
Just got back from my second walk this week year, went the same route as yesterday but backwards. A girl asked me if I had the time when I was about 4/5 the way round, I got my phone out and told her, and she said "thank you" (her voice accidentally came out kind of whispery/broken though). In my head I was thinking "I know that feel", but I just smiled, nodded in acknowledgement, and started walking again. Wasn't too bad all things considered.
No.6035
>>6032It wasn't much of a difference until I went long term support. Then it went up to 258 every fortnight.
No.6036
>latest opinion poll shows UKIP up 3 points to 19%
happy days
No.6037
>>6034Good job m8
Who /sweatingbuckets/ here
No.6038
>>6037Iktf. Today I was going to go for a walk. But the sun came out. So now I can't .
No.6039
>having to listen to uni whores talk about fucking a foreigner on the bus
No.6040
>>6037>>6038It's fairly mild here, so it wasn't too bad. Yesterday was way hotter, I ended up with a tan on the back of my neck and I was only outside for about an hour in total.
No.6041
>>6040If anything it seems hotter here today ;_; (south west)
No.6042
>>6036Lab/SNP coalition incoming
No.6043
>>6040If it's even slightly sunny outside I can't go out. My skin begins to blister and ulcerate within 5 minutes if I'm not wearing factor 50. Even if I am wearing it, can't stay longer than about 45 minutes.
No.6044
Ipad just arrived. The khan app is glorious. I regret nothing.
No.6045
>>6043Yikes.
>>6044I was half expecting you to get a brick in a box, enjoy it.
No.6046
>>6045Aye it's pretty shit.
>tfw vitamin D deficiency And yeah I was too. But no it's here, it's the model I thought it was going to be, no scratches or anything. Although it did arrive unboxed, wrapped in bubble wrap and duct tape and and tesco bag. With no charger an off brand charger. I have a suspicion it could be stolen.
No.6048
Sky shield had come on overnight and decided to block the chans and various porn sites before 9PM. Had to spend 10 minutes breaking into my dads account to turn it off.
No.6049
>>6048Well that's a pain in the arse. Why do your parents even have that active? Do you have younger siblings?
No.6050
>>6049Nope, I think it just turned itself on, its part of the always on porn filters, and I think it only just got to us.
No.6051
>>6050You'll get your dad asking how to turn the security down later on…
No.6052
Has anyone else noticed that 'Britnormie' cunt in the halfchan thread? It's like he's literally a tripfag trying to give NEETs advice on being themselves to not be NEET. What the pissing fuck man.
No.6053
>>6052r u new
he was posting like 1-2 months ago too
No.6054
>>6053I was in hospital for like a month about Januaryish? Not seen him since. Apologies mate.
No.6055
>>6052yes, part of the reason for making this place was to get away from the arrogant attentionwhore tripcunts, him being the worst offender
>>6053He was posting but stopped for a month or so while he was "working in New York" or some bullshit
No.6056
>>6055Aye. Makes total sense. He seems like a complete twat. I have an imagine of him in my mind's eye, like hipsterish not quite attractive enough for actual society but deemed good looking online pseudo successful cock wearing thick rimmed glasses and an undercut. 'Depression is a state of mind' 'You can control it through a balanced diet' I swear to Christ I'd destroy his cunt.
No.6057
Telling people that if you learn Ruby, you'll be earning 100k within 2years? First off. C++ is the much more desirable language. And secondly. It's complete bollocks anyway. I know high skilled programmers with 10 years experience on 45k.
No.6058
>>6056challenge him to a 1v1 fight irl then when he turns up we'll jump him m8
No.6059
someone on brit/pol/ just got permabanned on 4chan for this
my god cuckchan is a joke now
No.6060
>>6059That is just embarrassing.
No.6061
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
(replace the word "janitor" with "mod" and this applies pretty accurately to 4chan)
No.6063
>>6062Oh god. That's fucking excellent.
No.6064
No.6065
No.6066
Eurgh. Chippy chips have been brought into my home. They smell so good. But I refuse to have any. On a strict no shit food diet. For at least 6months
No.6067
No.6068
>>6059what? it says 3 days
No.6069
>>6068It says permanently, but he can appeal the ban after 3 days have passed.
No.6070
>>6068No it says the ban will not expire but he can appeal it in 3 days.
No.6071
No.6072
I'm permanently banned from 4cuck since a year ago when I made a thread about AoC on /b/ with a fully dressed loli.
No.6073
John Wick is a good film.
No.6074
>>6072I posted a pic of a skinny 21yo model and got banned for posting jailbait lmao
No.6075
>>6072>>6074Literally pedo-terror-rapists, thank you based janitors for saving the children, regardless of how many dimensions they were born with.
No.6076
Essentially got paid to play CivClicker today lads, it was alright. This callcentre thing isn't working out to be too bad after all.
No.6077
No.6078
>>6077i was unemployed for months and then I signed up to an agency and they got me a job within a day.
No.6079
>>6078But that involves talking to lots of people ;_;
No.6080
>>6078Well done lad, you finally pulled your socks up and got on your bike :'^)
No.6081
I'm clearly not meant to make friends. Added some guy off the britfeel on Skype. I hope of make a new buddy. He starts up a conversation. Going well. Asks me a question about my day was going, I answer, follow with asking how was.
Doesn't respond. No longer online, possibly blocked.
Why can't I connect with people.
No.6082
>>6081Perhaps because you are trying to connect with spergs, social outcasts, and shitposters (^:
Seriously though, that's how most of my IM conversations went when I was a teen on msn. At least you're trying though, I gave up about 6 years ago.
No.6083
>>6069>>6070>>6071haha troll'd you xD
No.6085
>>6082True mate. Keep going through cycles of blaming myself, then it's the person I tried talking to's fault . Then it's just bad luck, that we were incompatible personalities. Then it's me again.
I don't want to give up. I'm nearly 25. That's still young enough to make friends and a couple of meaningful connections with a few other people. I don't want to be massively popular. Just to have a couple of friends to talk to regularly. Maybe play games with on steam occasionally, help out with their issues and vice versa. Just knowing there's somebody who's there to talk to you when you need a mate is important.
No.6087
>>6084Aye. Admittedly a shit move. But now I don't know whether to admit defeat, block and move on. But on the off chance I haven't been blocked and it was me over reacting. And I prematurely block him. He might think I'm blocking him for no reason.
wat do.
Am I over thinking this?
No.6088
>>6087Might have just dc 'd m8
No.6089
>>6087>Am I over thinking this?massively. rather than blocking why not just wait and see if he comes back on? If he does then obviously you were overreacting, if he doesn't then screw it, no biggie.
No.6090
>>6087I can guarantee that you've put significantly more care and thought into it than they have. Used to happen to me all the time, I had one "friend" for years who would never say bye, they'd just go offline, sometimes in the middle of a conversation. Makes you feel like shit but what can you do. If you hate that, speak to them about it or move on, if you don't mind, stay in contact.
No.6091
>"want anything from sainsburys anon"
>yeah a steak for dinner
>half an hour later
>"anon I got you that steak"
>sainsburys thin cut frying steak
You tried/10
No.6092
>>6088>>6089>>6090Cheers mates. I knew in the back of my head I sounded mental. Decided to download the duolingo app to pass 30 minutes instead.
He hasn't come back yet. 4 hours have passed.
No.6095
>>6093Still managed to get it medium rare.
20s on each side lol
No.6096
Wonder what that girl from halfchan britfeel that won the lottery is doing right now.
No.6097
>>6096Pls don't bring that up, knowing that they instantly became sorted for life is depressing when you're stuck with no money ;_;
No.6098
>>6097She
potentially became sorted for life. Very easy to lose it all if you don't know what you're doing.
No.6099
>>6098Yeah some do lose it all. But at least she has the chance to be sorted for life.
No.6100
>>6096she wasn't a britfeel poster
No.6101
>>6096getting railed by chad no doubt
No.6102
>>6094Aye. Knowing halfchan, that's probably exactly what's happened.
>>6096It still hurts. But at least she wasn't britfeel.
No.6103
who /reactioniststream/ tonight? Fair warning the speakers on qt are pretty shit this week so unless you're just in it for the bantz I wouldn't bother
No.6104
>>6103/me/
Might be funny with green mp and Vincent cable.
Who /masterchef/ here?
Indian just got btfo because all he ever cooks is curry, not even joking lmao
No.6105
Anyone picked up the current humble weekly bundle?
It's digital tabletop games, and has Talisman Digital Edition in it, would be super fun to play sometime.
No.6106
>>6104I fucking love masterchef I've missed it all this year though
No.6107
>>6103going to give it a miss tonight I think. anyone good on? And by good I mean Hitchens, Starkey, Galloway or Farage.
No.6108
>>6107you think I'd call the speakers "shit" if any of those guys were on? It'd be unmissable in that case.
Nah, the most interesting imo is Caroline Lucas, the Green MP. But she's not as entertaining as plywood bennet.
No.6109
Why is plywood Bennet the leader of the ganja party?
She isn't an mp and she's fucking Australian the
No.6110
>>6109Lucas stood down because they felt if she was already an MP, she could keep her seat while a new leader could gain the exposure to get a seat herself.
But then they chose a croaky aussie retard
No.6111
>>6110They think the population would vote for an Aussie PM?
No.6112
>>6111the green parties target audience would rather vote for a foreigner than they would a native brit
No.6113
All I eat at home is crisps. Today I've eaten 4 packs of walkers baked, 2 mr kiplin angel slices and a tin of ravioli.
No.6114
>>6113Once I had a 10pack of quavers in one sitting. I fucking love crisps.
No.6115
>>6113Not good, might want to change that diet if you value your health. I was blessed with going right off crisps around age 16, barely eaten any since.
No.6116
>>6115Eh, it's better than my Uni diet, which is mostly domino's
No.6117
I'd fucking kill for some crisp right now. Partner brought chips home earlier knowing full well I'm on a strict salad and steamed veg only diet for the next 6 months.
No.6119
>>6116I'd say that between only eating dominos and only eating crisps, health-wise, dominos would be the lesser of two evils.
No.6120
>>6118Fucking aye, wish I had your metabolism. I have to be super careful with everything I eat. And if I want to lose weight. It's basically starvation mode for a few months.
No.6121
>>6120It's not metabolism. I eat 1500kcals a day. No calories before 2pm. So basically I drink a lot of water and then have 2 large guilt free meals.
Down to 93kg from my max of 104kg.
No.6122
>>6120No two metabolisms are exactly the same, but there is generally only a discrepancy of ~50 calories in terms of digestive efficiency from person to person. There are a tiny minority of people who do have genuine genetic conditions affecting metabolism, but for the most part it's just an excuse for lazy fatties or people who grossly underestimate their calorie intake.
No.6123
>>6122Aye. I figured as much shillings was involved. I'm 5'2 and my weight fluctuates anywhere between 52 and 61kg. I was 57 last time I weighed myself so feeling a bit self conscious hence the crash dieting. But even so, it never really stays off for long even if I watch my calories really well. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.
No.6124
>>6091I hope you were gracious. Dunno what I'd do for someone to care enough to bring me an entry level beef product.
No.6125
>>6123Your maintenance calorie intake at that weight is around 1500 a day, so I'd recommend 1000 a day to lose weight. Is that what you're doing?
No.6126
>>6125I aim for roughly 800 a day usually. My diet consists of mainly houmous red peppers and vegetables.
No.6127
just had a shave, I look about 12 now
srs
No.6128
>>6125>>6126the fuck, no way is your maintenance 1500 a day. Only 800 cals a day? You need to eat.
No.6129
>>6128At 5'2 and 57kg that's roughly what it is.
No.6130
>>6129No. I'm 57kg too but 5'10, my maintenance is around 2000, hers/his would be well over that if they're 5'2
No.6131
>>6123manlets, when will they ever learn?
No.6132
>>6124Yeah I did a "t-thanks" and walked off.
And then I did a poo poo on her bed.
No.6133
>>6128Aye, I don't know how. I'm vegetarian. Don't eat dairy bar eggs. It's like I lose it when I lose it.
No.6134
Britfeel Skype guy came back online….
T-theres hope yet.
No.6135
No.6136
No.6137
>>6135His Skype name doesn't match the one I'm getting notifications from.
It's like he's accidentally used a real account. Then tried to change so it wasn't his real name but failed.
No.6138
>>6137Track him down and murder him.
Use a Skype resolver to get his IP.
No.6139
No.6141
>>6140that hurt my eyes teehee ur naughty
No.6142
>>6139Nobody wants that. It's both awkward and unsettling on both parties.
>>6138Could feast on man flesh. Normie btfo
No.6144
>>6142>Nobody wants thathe probably does tbh
No.6145
>>6142It's actually a pretty good icebreaker. Once he's seen your cock you'll have nothing more to feel anxious about.
No.6146
No.6147
urgh just really want to suck a willy tbh :\
No.6148
See you bright and early
No.6149
>>6147fuck off to 4chan with your gay shitposting would you
No.6150
No.6151
>>6150Yeah. We are you cunt. Fuck off man.
No.6152
>>6148Wow it's later than I thought, I was on the phone to my dad for ages. Had a good chat, he sounded really pleased that I've started going outside recently. Won't get to see him until the beginning of May though, which is a really long time (normally stay round his once or twice a month), haven't seen him since the start of March.
No.6153
been working on the stream lads, will probably set up a tester tomorrow, seems a bit late to do it now
No.6154
>>6148Night mate. See you tomorrow
No.6155
>>6151i-im so sorry for gaying you out ;_;
No.6156
No.6157
>>6155I'm not bothered if you're gay mate. Just don't attention whore.
No.6158
>mfw I BTFO greenfags on cuckchan
No.6159
No.6160
>>6159no one replied to my posts they just said some irrelevant shit about "hurr racist", so yes I did mate.
Unless you'd like to refute anything that was said?
No.6161
>>6160>>17820548>>17820275>>17820245 No.6162
>>6161>>17820039>>17820159>>17820245 No.6163
>>6161more to the point, if you're in there shilling for the greens, why would you even be here? You belong on 4chan with the rest of your lot.
No.6164
>>6163I've been posting here since the start, I know you guys don't like lefties so I didn't post about it that much
No.6165
>>6164yeah and half of your posts have been shitposts, you are exactly the kind of faggot we wanted rid of in the first place.
No.6166
>>6165more like 2% m8 come on
No.6167
>>6164Yeah, but why shill green? There's being left and there's being a cuck.
I consider myself left wing, especially compared to most on 4chan, but people who support greens are just ludicrous. They go on about how "Oh yeah, but you can vote to change policies in the party." as if that's how political parties even fucking work.
Nationalise the trains and buses, support the unemployed, tax the rich, but dont be fucking extremists about shit like the greens are.
No.6168
>>6166no mate, it's practically every other post with you.
No.6169
>>6167pretty sure he's actually a paki, I can't think of any other reason he'd shill for immigrants so hard
No.6170
>>6168a-atleast im not a normie
No.6171
>>6170you are still literal scum
No.6173
>>6167I used to be very left wing, but I can't stand how the left wilfully ignore serious issues such as immigration and minority crime rates. For some reason it's become a taboo subject despite being a very real and very serious problem. Yet these far-left shitheads will stick their fingers in their ears and bang their heads against the wall to ignore it
No.6174
>>6172I refer to my earlier post
Greencucks BTFO
No.6175
Morning
No.6176
No.6177
>>6175>>6176Morning. Another nice sunny day here, even though the met office said it was going to rain all day.
No.6178
>>6177It's warmish here, but grey sky so not too bad.
No.6179
Morning guys. Straight blue skies as far as you can see here, warm too.
At least the clear sky means it wont be as crazy warm tonight.
No.6180
>tfw reading public facebook comments on transgender issues
These arguments are too funny
No.6181
Who hype for True Detectives?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="
https://www.youtube.com/embed/4OfU7CGY5DQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
No.6182
>>6181How to embed on 8ch?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4OfU7CGY5DQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
No.6183
>>6182click on "show post options & limits" then paste the youtube link in the box (the normal URL not the embed link)
No.6184
Kaczynski's manifesto is the most comprehensive and detailed look into the psychology of modern leftism, in my opinion. I suggest you all read it - especially the leftists among you, you will likely find some things that apply to you:
http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt No.6185
No.6186
What are 10 button downs? I'm really bothered by the fact I don't know. Apparently it's the reason some americuck couldn't get laid. He was NEET and couldn't afford '10 button downs' when I've lookedit up all that comes up is shirts. And that seems like a fucking mental excuse.
No.6187
>>6186Probably means Oxford shirts but I have no idea why he needs 10 of them?!
No.6188
>>6186Button Downs refer to shirts with buttons on the collar to keep them fixed down to the rest of the shirt. Theyre smart-casual at best. I assume he's refering to ones with 10 buttons? I mean why would you want 10 shirts?
No.6189
>>6187>>6188Right. Thank you for clearing that up for me. I still don't see how owning a shirt would get him a girlfriend. You have to
A) not look like a prick whilst wearing it
B) not be a prick whilst wearing it.
and the chances are if you're complaining about no gf on halfchan. You don't have B down.
No.6190
No.6191
>>6190I swear there is already a deposit help scheme lmao
Fucking lib dems
No.6192
>>6190actually it sounds more aimed at the parents of NEETs who want them out of the house lel
No.6193
>>6190You would never see the tories/ukip doing this
No.6195
>>6191>>6192>>6193Aye. I was just listening to Classic fm and it came on the news. We're the 'CLIPPED WING GENERATION' guys. kek.
Seriously though. Fuck off mate
No.6197
>>6193You'd never see the Lib Dems or the Tories try to do anything about the undermining of the working class via massive wage compression or the displacement of peoples in their own homelands via uncontrolled mass immigration, but there you go.
No.6198
Watching the first episode of the new Daredevil series on Netflix guys, it's pretty sweet so far, lots of rain makes it slightly comfy.
No.6199
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
No.6200
So. I managed to shit my pants on the way to the toilet. And it smelt so bad I puked all over myself too. I'm a fucking train wreck.
No.6201
>>6200How does that even happen?
No.6202
>>6200That sounds awful but also hilarious, you alright now though?
No.6205
>>6201My medication gives me a really bad stomach, but because of my joints, can't get there quick enough.
>>6202Aye. Showered off the shame whilst weeping quietly to myself. All good now.
No.6207
Back from the gym, feels like I've finally found something that makes me feel good and gives me something to look forward to.
No.6208
>>6207That's great man. Keep it up!
No.6209
Dolequest guy here. Just got fired lads.
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No.6210
>>6208Yeah, it's just that on my rest days I sort of go back to a depressed state. Atm I go 3 times a week, I'm thinking of adding cardio/swimming for the other 4 days.
No.6211
>>6207Nice one, only takes one thing like that and your whole life feels better. I've just come in from sitting out in the garden for 30 minutes, like I've been doing all week. Feels really refreshing.
No.6212
No.6213
>>6209Well shit, what happened?
No.6214
>>6209Did they catch you drawing pissbottles?
No.6215
>>6209That didn't take long. Was it misuse of company computers?
No.6216
>>6212I had a bloody easy job at a call centre as a temp thing. Only started 3 weeks ago. I think they cottoned on to the fact that the amount of work we did was minimal, but that was a fault on their part really.
>>6213They took all the temps into an office and basically said that the thing we were there to do tech support was delayed and they'd call us in 4 weeks, they can't really justify us working there right now because there isn't much work going on. The ginger autist went bright red and looked pissed off as fuck like he was about to turn into like some enormous mango hulk it was hilarious.
Funnily enough they hired 6 new temps the same day for another department, which we could have easily filled in the first place.
>>6214kek
No.6217
No.6218
>>6215It would have been if I was there long enough :v)
No.6219
>>6216I see. Still getting paid for what little you did though?
No.6220
>>6219yeah. Technically I'm still getting paid right now because I'm paid until the end of the day. Getting paid weekly is nice. I made £600ish by working there which isn't so bad.
Bit of a kicker that you basically have no rights as a temp though but I'm really not too bothered about it all.
No.6221
>>6220Pretty shit, but they're probably not lying about calling you again. Either way, go back to the agency, they're usually a godsend
No.6222
>>6220It's not too bad mare. You still get to put them down as a reference if you need to.
No.6223
>>6222>mare kek that wasn't intentional.
No.6224
>>6222Yeah I guess. 2 weeks of work out of the past 10 months doesn't really have too much impact though.
>>6221yeah, nah it makes sense. The amount of old people who call in about shit means that when the new app is released and replaces the old one, there will be a lot of work there.
At least I'll have time for the thread now and maybe a cheeky bit of gamedev
No.6225
Didn't want to steal the thunder of the other guy but I'll stream a movie tonight if anyone's interested?
No.6226
>>6225>stealing my thunderkek, what
why are you thinking of streaming because maybe
No.6227
>>6226I meant the thunder of the other guy who was gonna stream
I dunno, on the playlist I have pulp fiction and a couple episodes of cowboy bebop but I just put them on there to test, so whatever peeps wanna watch
No.6228
>>6227Go ahead mate, I was gonna set one up but I'm currently home for Easter so doing any sort of streaming is impossible thanks to my parents shitty internet.
No.6229
No.6230
No.6231
>>6230Nothing wrong with anime, but newfag /v/bop is overrated as fuck.
No.6232
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>look at these evil white men!
>they're all the same!
>I'm an ethnic woman!
No.6233
>>6230>>6231Great suggestions guys…
No.6234
No.6235
>>6233Something with normies getting btfo.
No.6236
>>6232How progressive of them, using someone that can't speak english to present the video.
No.6237
>>6235I honestly can't think of anything like that. American psycho kind of? Though Bateman is a normie on the surface he secretly hates everyone and reks them pretty bad
No.6238
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>>6237nightcrawler is normies getting btfo: the movie
and the main character is a robot
No.6239
>>6238It's a pretty decent film, he was a fucking cunt at the end though
No.6240
No.6241
>>6237>>6238Love American psycho wouldn't mind giving nightcrawler a go though. Another normie btfo film that comes to mind is A clockwork orange. But I feel it's been tainted by edgy teens.
No.6242
>>6239>>6240dont' spoil it if we're gonna watch it later
No.6243
Fucking wasp tried to attack me in my room while I was eating a hot cross bun. Cunt didn't know about my wasp killer spray though, it got absolutely rekt and died on the window sill. Threw it's dead corpse out the window.
No.6245
What do you think I should do m8s?
Currently miserable living with parents who hate me. Saved up around £1100. Getting £60 esa a week, up to £100 a week when I get put in a group.
Ideally I would like to do an access course in September, but I don't know how I will be able to afford it. All my benefits will stop when I enter full time education.
My parents have been saying that if I "show dedication to changing my life around they will help me" but they've been giving me this bullshit all my life. They never come through with anything and if they do it comes with a million strings attached.
My instincts are to get as far away from them as possible but then I will have no money /prospects
No.6246
Just urinated by accident on the bathroom floor lads.
Through the gap between the toilet bowl and the seat.
No.6247
>>6245getting away sounds like a good idea, but can you afford to live on your own?
No.6248
>>6245Can you apply for any kind of hardship grants?
No.6249
>>6247Looking at the figures I could barely scrape by.
But scraping by wouldn't allow me to save for any college, I kind of feel that I might just be in some dead end wageslave job for all my youth
No.6250
>>6246How the fuck? I can only imagine that either your penis is small enough that gravity doesn't make it face downwards, or that you pissed with the force of a garden hose.
No.6251
>>6249How can you scrape by on £60 a week?
No.6252
No.6253
>>6251I'd get housing bennies when I left, 60 would be hard but when I get moved to 100 it would be easier i guess
No.6254
>>6248No idea but not sure they would help, I need a huge amount if I want to do the course ;_;
No.6255
>>6253cheeky. I'd say go for it, but thats only because I'm currently in your situation and too scared to.
No.6256
if the anon is here, did you chat to that guy on skype in the end?
No.6257
>>6252I've got it too, but I've never managed to do that. I have had those moments where you start pissing and it goes in a completely random direction though, or forks into 2 or 3 streams and ends up on the floor.
No.6258
>>6254Aye. If you're currently on benefits at the point you apply the fee should be waivered. I'll look into it. But that's generally the case. It's about the time of application. Then for financial support you can claim hardship loans usually to help with studying. It varies college to college but have a look in their fees and funding section.
No.6259
>>6258Access to Learning Fund (England)
Hardship Fund (Scotland)
Financial Contingency Funds Scheme (Wales)
Support Fund (NI)
These schemes are broadly similar across the UK. Each institution administers the funds, which are available to support students experiencing financial hardship. In England and Wales, priority is given to part-time students, mature students, disabled students, final year students and care leavers over the age of 18. In Northern Ireland and Scotland, it’s up to each individual university to decide how to use the funds. They are often used to pay towards the costs of diagnostic assessments for dyslexia. Contact student services at your university or college for details of how to apply.
Adult Dependants’ Grant (UK)
You may get this additional allowance if you’re studying full-time and have adult dependants. In England, Wales and Northern Ireland this includes your wife or husband or civil partner and other adult family members, if they’re financially dependent on you. In Scotland, you can only receive Dependants’ Grant for your husband, wife or civil partner. The grant is calculated by taking into account the income of your dependants as well as your own income. The maximum available is £2,668 per year. The grant is paid by Student Finance along with your loan.
This is off the disability learners website.
No.6260
>>6258Already did a college course so I don't get it free ;_; and then if I don't go this year I'll be too old for reduced rate so will have to pay even more.
Why can't I just have normal parents.
No.6261
>>6260Ahhhhhh. That's properly shit mate.
No.6262
>>6245if it's not too personal what are you on ESA for? just because depending on what it is there are specific groups to help disabled people (sorry don't really know how to phrase it) into higher ed and work
(if you don't want to say I understand)
No.6263
>>6262Just depression and anxiety. So normies think I should just get on my bike and get over it ;4).
No.6264
nightcrawlers bein a right cunt to upload
No.6265
>shitposting in french on /int/
c'est beau
No.6266
>>6265Je suis charle xDdd
No.6267
Any of you had experience with housing benefit?
Say I were to move out, how soon could I get it? And would I get the money for the first months rent or only the period after?
Also if I pay multiple months upfront can I get it back?
No.6268
>>6267Where would you go? It takes a few months to be processed IIRC, but you get backpaid.
No.6269
>used to have friends
>gradually stopped seeing them because they started hanging around with people i don't like
>kissed lots of girls but was too pussy to take it further
>NEET for 2 years
>haven't really socialized for at least a year
Am I too normie for this place?
No.6270
>>6267have a look/try posting on MoneySavingExpert, they're good at that sort of thing, also good at budgeting tips and shit
No.6271
>>6269They're mostly normalfags to me anyway, another one won't change anything.
No.6272
this is just personal opinion but can people stop using the shit feelsguy for the OP image? There's a distinct difference between the one for this thread and the others and it's extremely unsettling.
No.6273
>>6272stick to this face you mean?
No.6274
No.6275
No.6276
why do girls speaking french sound so much better than girls speaking english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TndqaMLw98 No.6277
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>>6276Just makes me think of Tilly from Tots TV personally.
No.6278
>>6277were you abused as a child?
No.6279
>>6278No, that's just my most notable "experience" with french girls.
No.6280
>>6276that just irritated me
No.6281
I'm on the wine lads.
No.6282
>>6268No idea, thinking of maybe getting a short let room for 2 months or so to see if my parents start to chill out and come around.
Would it be paid quicker because I'm already on the esa system?
No.6283
>>6281It's all about that Zinfandel son
No.6284
>>6283I'm having something called quirkybird and its disgusting but no other alcohol and no motivation for anything
where is streamAnon?
No.6285
>>6284here,
I'm using that thing where you upload the video rather than streaming it realtime, but it fucked up at some point and I had to restart it, taking forever.
No.6286
>>6282I doubt it. I recommend that you have enough money to sustain yourself without benefit for at least 3 months - then when you get your backpay it'll all be made up for.
No.6287
>>6286That's a good idea thanks m8
No.6288
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What's the point in this?
No.6289
>>6288just lefties trying to cuck up europe
No.6290
>>6288racism is wrong, goyim! This is what poor nonwhites deal with on a daily basis! (I mean we had to invent this false situation but believe us!)
No.6291
Sorry I haven't posted in a little bit guys
I start work on monday
>>6288>making a child read it>constructing a totally false scenario that doesn't prove any pointI'm not sure, propaganda I suppose?
No.6292
Pls post the youtube url in your embed posts, can't see it on exodus ;_;
No.6293
>>6289>>6290>>6291I guess I forgot normies fall for this shit.
No.6294
>>6291>animeguy is getting a jobWhere are you working m8?
No.6295
>>6294a fish factory full of slavs ;_;
I applied for college so hopefully I'll only have to do it for a few months, at least I'll make a lot of money!
No.6296
>>6295Just get some adidas and squat a bit, you'll blend in. Good luck mate
No.6297
>>6296Cheers, not even that sure what I'll spend the money on besides food and a gym membership. Probably get a new desk I guess, thinking about getting a new graphics card too but I hardly even play videogames anymore. Maybe I should get some roids?
No.6298
>>6297save some of it mate, always good to have money for a rainy day
No.6299
>>6297I'm like that with jobs. I don't have anything I want to buy so I just leave it.
No.6300
>>6298I'm going to have lots left over
£100/month for food
£35/month for gym
£200/month for rent
No.6301
>>6300I was thinking like this and then I got fired :v)
Decide after you've been there a few months. A guy I was working with who was fired too took out finance on a car, kek. Why would you ever do that if you only had a temp job?
No.6302
>>6301Most poor people aren't poor because they're mentally ill degenerates like us but rather just really, really stupid.
No.6303
>>6301He might never have had a job before, and didn't know what he was doing.
>tfw never had a job before No.6305
>>6302a-are you saying I should just buy that new pc?
>tfw laptop is too shit for gamedev>>6303He was 5 years younger than I am and he's had jobs before. He said he was salaried for £10k at his last job and working 40 hours a week somehow.
And he was a staunch tory voter. I don't understand some people.
No.6306
>>6305>a-are you saying I should just buy that new pc?I'm confused, when were we talking about a pc? If you have money to burn then I don't see why not.
No.6307
>>6306a-are you saying I'm going to die unless I buy that new pc?
No.6308
>>6307>a-are you saying I'm going to die unless I buy that new pc?probably not, but why take the risk?
No.6309
>>6305>tory voterA "Tim Nice-But-Dim" type of bloke then?
No.6310
>>6308you're right meight I'd better do it just to be safe.
>>6309kek, actually laughed but basically yes.
No.6313
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Post quality music.
No.6314
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>>6313here's a good'un :v)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoMalso don't forget to post the links for our app friends
No.6315
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>>6313This is fucked up. I'm listening to nujabes right now and now you're posting it too what the fuck
No.6316
>>6315You can't really go wrong with Nujabes. His music is appealing to most people due to its simple but catchy/relaxing nature, in my opinion. I don't like the ones with niggers rapping over them though.
No.6317
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>>6313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNdyZmN0ZGEThis one's for you /britfeel/, we're all gonna make it.
No.6318
>>6316By the way lads, add me on skype - fire.stez
I'm in the mood for a chat.
No.6319
>>6316I don't mind them really, he tends to pop up in hip hop mixes a lot.
>>6318>getting this socialI-I dunno man
No.6320
>>6318why can't you chat here?
No.6322
>>6320I can. But you can talk to people more personally on Skype, it's quicker, and I find that you can have more interesting discussions on there. Just add me you triple niggers, I don't bite.
No.6324
>>6322n-no.
go add some normies from halfchan if you want deep discussion
No.6325
>>6318I just sent you a little hello mate now if you could do me the common courtesy of giving me a little one back that'd be alright
No.6327
>>6318kek, have I spotted a plebbitor?
http://www.reddit.com/user/effilocher>If you have any questions, ask here, or add me on skype at fire.stez No.6328
>skype chats
No.6329
Just seen an ad for a job I could do. 5 days a week full time too.
But it's night shift 9pm-5am. This would only leave 2 comfy evenings a week. Am I retarded for thinking of prime gaming time when looking for jobs?
No.6330
>>6327>/r/trans>do I have potential? No.6331
No.6333
>>6327>>6330>>6331>>6332ayy lmao
why the fuck is he even here?
No.6334
Tbh I feel sorry for him. That sudden feel of dread when you see you've been rumbled on the Internet.
No.6335
>>6330Oh shit, didn't even spot that, wouldn't have linked it otherwise.
By the way mates, be really careful with how much information you put online, even in here. It's very easy to connect the dots with google, one little slip and someone could figure out all your information or even your family's. Highly recommend searching for your old accounts and wiping or deleting them, and try not to use the same username for everything.
No.6336
>>6332Yep, that's me. My hair was pretty gay back then. I have a buzzcut now because I can do it myself with a pair of clippers. I don't make a habit of posting on leddit because it's full of PC shitlords who I can't have a laugh with. You'll also notice that I'm wearing an incredibly racist and oppressive t-shirt in that pic.
No.6337
>>6335>tfw you search old accounts and see the cringiest shit possible. No.6338
>>6333I hope he's not upset by this.
No.6339
>>6334>2nd britfeeler rumbled this weekw-whos next?
No.6340
>>6337I know that feel all too well, but it has to be done for your own (and your family's, can't stress that enough) privacy's sake.
No.6341
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No.6343
>>6339Hey, I'm not rumbled. There's nothing embarrassing or or shameful attached to my skype name - go wild with it. I wouldn't have posted it if I wasn't aware that you could find other shit from it, I just didn't think you would bother. Just wondered if anyone would be up for a chat is all.
No.6344
>>6339A girl and a guy that wants to be a girl.
I think if we're straight we're safe.
>>6341I'm on the sympathetic side since I don't think he's a normie.
No.6345
>Tranny wannabe redditor gets his pic left up
>Sick grill has hers deleted
ayy we WK now
No.6346
>>6345I think there were more people on at that time because we got more votes, so idk
but yeah that probably had something to do with it
No.6347
>>6345It's all up to the vote man
No.6349
>>6346>>6347Different members of the community shouldn't be held to different standards
I like sickgirl but she shouldn't be coddled just because she has a fucking vagina
>>6348Miss him yet?
No.6350
>>6348I just don't want any of that >he does it for free shit so I prefer to get a consensus on things
No.6351
No.6353
democracy prevails, you win this time normie
No.6354
>>6349This is true, I would have left it up just to really put the point across that you really should not post personally identifiable information online, especially to anonymous people. Always remember to scrub any screenshots that may contain your name, usernames, etc, and avoid posting photos as much as you can. I'm dead fucking serious, don't ever make that mistake.
No.6355
>>6352It wasn't actually me that deleted it No.6356
Leave the picture up if you want lads, I'm really not bothered. I'm no normie by any standards, but if you want to BTFO me then that's up to you. Just fancied a chat on skype is all.
No.6357
are you boardowner or the other mod?
No.6358
>>6356deleted it mate (not sure if you need to refresh for it to register)
all this shit with the polls is mainly just for a laff,
No.6359
No.6360
>>6358Interesting to see how close it was each time lel
No.6361
>>6359Spooky.
You can see our IPs right?
No.6362
>>6361Watching through your webcam m8
No.6363
>>6361Nah, he can only see a hash generated from it, but it will stay the same in every thread until your IP address changes.
No.6364
>>6363only when logged into the mod panel but I tend to browse without it
No.6365
>>6364Then you're a good sport. But it's worth people knowing that if they post something in one thread, and something else in another, the mods will catch you out easy. And if the mods are supreme autists (or feds), they could quite easily build a detailed profile on any users with a static IP. And if the user was
really silly, they might post in a way that made all of their posts identifiable just by repeatedly using the same words and phrases.
No.6366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UzoeMKlYTY this one goes out to my fellow neets being held back by normie parents
No.6367
>>6365very good point
I feel pretty confident that I'm not about to sperg out anytime soon, and neither of the mods have done anything particularly stupid yet either kek. I hope that they'd call me out if I DID do anything stupid and vice versa.
No.6368
>tfw done nothing stupid
No.6369
Weather was nice so my friends dragged me out to a beer garden this afternoon, only just got back in. Only drunk one pint though.
I'm feeling super normie while I'm home and I think I might like it….
No.6370
>>6369Jesus fucking Christ,
>>>/normie/ No.6371
No.6372
>>6370I'm so sorry. Robot services will resume in a week or so.
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No.6374
>>6368>implying I don't have a keylogger on your pc>implying I don't know about all the freaky porn No.6376
>>6374I always used to think people that saved porn were weird, but as soon as I gave up fapping I began saving any lewd images I came across. I've amassed over 3000 pictures in just under 2 months. Not really sure why I started, probably some kind of coping method, so instead of wanking as soon as I see it, I just put it in a folder.
No.6377
>>6376When you're into some weird shit that doesn't come from many sources content creators can be super intense about getting it taken down, if you don't save it then you may never see it again.
No.6378
>>6376>>6377yeah, I used to think it was super weird until one day I started doing it
>4,966 imagesgod help me
No.6379
>>6377That's true I guess, hotwheels said back in October or November that the board that gets the most DMCAs on 8chan by far is /hypno/, a hypnotism porn fetish board.
No.6380
>>6379>/hypno/, a hypnotism porn fetish board.…brb
No.6381
Post waifus.
2D allowed I guess.
No.6382
>>6379>>6380
>mfw everyone knows. No.6384
>>6381I don't have a waifu. No.6385
farming red phantom kills on dark souls 2 for the spell, need 30, this is going to be shit
No.6386
I better go to bed, didn't mean to stay up this late. Goodnight guys.
No.6387
Don't think anyone else is up, but night
No.6388
What a nice day
No.6389
>>6388bit sloppy here tbh
No.6391