/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

Thanks, threadslave.

CURRY

NIGHT

just had a smashing wank. After 40 days of nofap I feel I've got a much healthier attitude to jacking it. Once a week at the absolute maximum for me now

car alarm has been going off outside for like 10 minutes. Doing my fucking head in

>>23023

Sounds good, it will be difficult to avoid the temptation but I believe you can do it.

>>23025

Car alarms a worst.

>>23022

Do you have more than one a week?

Also lol @ moot selling 4chan to the nip who nearly fucked up 2ch.

Cuck to the end

>>23027

Once a week, lad.

>>23028

for those who don't keep up with cuckchan, I presume you're talking about him selling it to the jap who made 2channel?

>>23030

wow how did I miss the post you were replying to

>tfw retarded

>>23030

The jap who collected and sold 2ch user's private data to third parties and advertisers without telling the users, and caused a massive outrage until Jim who is also the current owner of 8chan locked the honorary kike out of his own website and removed all the shitty software, yes.

>>23031

I make retarded mistakes all the time too, don't worry about it.

>>23032

I thought Hotwheels was? Who's Jim?

>>23034

You're not the first person to ask.

http://8ch.net/who.html

>>23033

R I P

I – I

P I R

>>23035

Based Jim

>>23038

Make a couple of 8chan boards, or claim some abandoned ones, then you can at least pretend to be a big bad moderator.

>>23040

Technically I am too, but it's a dead board. It was dead before I owned it, and I don't even go to the sekrit club it was made for any more.

Now I just use it to see what new features there are on the board settings every couple of months.

I really wanna buy Mario Maker and play some dank custom levels, but I dont wanna spend 25 quid.

>>23042

35 quid even.

>>23042

http://www.marionesbuilder.com

I'm off to bed, today was a wasted day, but hopefully tomorrow I will do better. Apparently there's going to be heavy rain in the morning though, and it's estimated to last until 2pm, so I dunno. I could at least have a shower I guess, my last one was on Sunday morning.

Goodnight guys.

>>23045

This is early.

>>23046

I don't think midnight is that early, but I am trying to start going to bed earlier. I'd only be sitting here mindlessly scrolling through threads if I stayed up anyway.

I didn't swim the entire summer.

I finally did yesterday.

Sauna'd the same time. I haven't done that in a long time too.

I'm going to do it regurarly like I did the previous winter/spring.

I'm going to the doctor today.

I've no idea what to say or what I'm going to do.

Please help.

>>23049

Why?

>>23050

A few months ago (I think, my sense of time is fucked) I went to get an appointment with a psychiatrist, I got the appointment but they cancelled for some reason.

I can't remember what I said to the doctor to get said appointment though, I don't like talking about myself to people since it's embarrassing.

I wish I could play videogames all day like I could 4 years ago. I just get bored now and have nothing to do. Even talking about video games bores me now.

Are there any decent video games that have been released in the past 2 years?

>>23052

No.

Looking at at steam now.

What's up with all these horribly textured survival games, shitty indie platformers and minecraft knockoffs?

>>23054

And all these post apocalyptic zombie games, what the fuck is up with this?

This is like the theme for every other game I'm looking at on my queue.

>>23054

>>23055

Games companies appeal to the kind of people that watch 'YouTube personalities' like PewDiePie. If they can get someone like that to play their game they're guaranteed sales. That is why there are loads of games like Goat Simulator.

>>23056

I heard pewdiepie was dying.

Visit to the doctor was fine, was in there for less than a minute.

S Rank

>>23058

>S Rank

What?

What are you lads having for tea tonight?

Roast lamb dinner for me. Just waiting for the broccoli to finish steaming.

>>23060

Just had a chicken curry with a few chips.

>>23062

That sounds destitute.

>>23060

Ate 4 southern fried mini chicken fillets from the Asda rotisserie around 3 as well as a chicken sandwich, so I'll probably just have some cheese slices this evening, maybe a piece of salami or two.

I've seen the meme pics but never actually listened to his music…fucking hell, what a talent.

>>23065

I find his music utterly shit

>>23065

New flag?

>>23067

I'm a regular, I'm just torrenting. My brother got a warning from Virgin for doing it. Three strikes and you're OUT!

>>23066

This.

>>23065

Sweden YES

>>23068

o-oh

>>23056

>. That is why there are loads of games like Goat Simulator.

The term for this is "Meme Games"

>>23072

Never heard them called this, I've always heard "youtuber-bait"

>>23074

That term works also.

>tfw no Leslie Knope gf

gas the kikes lads t b h

>>23077

Isn't something supposed to happen later today?

>>23077

How very intolerant of you Mr Swede

>>23078

Meteors AND stock market crashes. I hope you have all your money stored in your mattress.

>>23080

It's mostly in the bank. I don't understand economics.

>>23081

Neither do most economists

>>23082

I guess that's true. I meant on a more basic level though, the average dumbfuck normalfag knows more about money than I do.

I'm off to bed. I pretty much let go today, stayed in bed until 4pm, didn't shower, did nothing besides browse 8chan and youtube all day, and stayed up until almost 5 in the morning. My mind feels numbed, and my jaw hurts from clenching it. I need to find a way of stopping myself from doing that, I don't want to go back to needing a mouthguard while I sleep.

Goodnight guys.

>>23085

I stayed up last night until gone 6am while it was ongoing, I didn't read the threads themselves, but I was in the 8/pol/ thread where they were posting all of his responses.

The japs had been saying he was a disingenuous fucker who never gave a straight answer, and would troll the shit out of everyone while also jewing them to the moon, and that Q&A not sure if I caught the ending, it did end, right? has done nothing but reaffirm that to me.

He's going to play up to the "language barrier" big time. Can't wait to see what happens to halfchan from here, using proxypoll to make big decisions is going to be hilarious, at least to anyone not using halfchan.

First Wednesday in a month that I haven't head into the city, but it's match day and I know the city is going to be insanely busy, plus the students have started arriving so it'll be busier than it usually is on normal days anyway.

I really wanna get some nice food though, I'll probably have the chicken and bacon pizza I have in the freezer.

>>23087

Sounds good, enjoy your pizza. What do you normally do in the city?

Thinking about speaking to my doctor about pretty bad OCD symptoms since it was unbearable yesterday, but all the side effects of the medication they give just look shit.

Anyone here got any experience with SSRIs?

>>23088

Usually just have a coffee in a nice cozy cafe, walk around some shops looking for new jumpers and then get some nice food, sometimes a harvester, sometimes a subway etc.

Always manage to get a bunch of reading done on the train and bus too.

>>23089

>Anyone here got any experience with SSRIs?

Yes, bad ones, but it was for depression rather than OCD.

I've written about my experience with them a couple of times before, but basically I stopped feeling any emotion at all, couldn't bring myself to do anything besides lie on my bed while staring at the wall most of the time, I constantly felt like I was going to be sick, and I could barely piss or ejaculate. Sometimes I'd be standing at the loo for 4-5 minutes trying to get it going.

I was on a stupidly high dose though, 80mg of fluoxetine a day at one point. I've also been on citalopram, and some other one beginning with M that I forgot the name of. The "M" one was the worst by far, that shit smashed my ego and sense of who I was to pieces, and I'm pretty sure it fucked up my memory.

I certainly can't remember anything from around that period of my life anyway. A couple of years later my mind clicked back together and I felt like "me" again, and I could recognise the person I saw in the mirror. I dread to think what would have happened had I not quit cold turkey and refused to take any more drugs.

SSRI's a shit in my opinion, but talk it through with your doctor or whoever before blindly taking any old anon's advice.

>>23090

That's some serious independence, do you not find it stressful or anxiety-inducing? I still have a child-like fear of being alone, lost, and far away from home, and that fear massively outweighs any desire I have take a bus into my city, do whatever it is people do up there, and come back.

I still find it all very strange, like when I look out of my window and see people walking back to their houses with shopping bags, I think to myself "how did they get to a point in their life where they could just do that? what compels them to do all of that travelling and walking around when they could have just ordered whatever it was online, or lived without it?".

>>23092

My anxiety only flares up when other people interact with me, and over the years I've managed to get myself somewhat accustomed to one on one interaction with people who work in shops. The moment things get busy though, I start to panic and freak out, hence why I wont go on match day.

I usually spend ages trying to find a cafe because when I walk past them they look too full and I cant get into them. It helps that I know that people in the city are all busy and in a rush and stuff, concentrating on other things, and it's an hour away, so I'm less likely to run into someone I know from school.

Honestly I mostly just go out because I like to have fresh air and be outside, I feel like crap if I stay in the house for too long. Sometimes I feel like I'm supposed to be an extrovert but I'm just completely useless at dealing with other people because of how much my dad fucked me up in the head when I was younger.

>>23091

Thanks, anon.

That's kind of scary. Why couldn't I just be born with a properly working brain?

>>23052

Same. Apart from the only good ames came out like years ago. So the answer to your question is no. The best games involve a chair and a noose.

>>23095

I tried to think of the last game I really enjoyed an insane amount, and other than Zelda games (Which I know I'm biased towards), the last game I think was really good that came out was Bastion, after checking I found out it came out 4 years ago.

>>23093

>Sometimes I feel like I'm supposed to be an extrovert but I'm just completely useless at dealing with other people

I can relate to this a lot, in fact I was pretty much the class clown in school. I loved saying or doing stupid shit in front of everyone to piss the teachers off and make everyone else laugh, but eventually the laughs stopped and other people started growing up and left me behind.

I can relate to most of your post actually, I just get really caught up in anxious thoughts that stop me from even learning how to use a bus plus my previous bad experiences with them that I posted a few weeks ago.

There's also the fact that my "city" isn't really made for people to walk around, it was designed and built in the 60s and 70s, so it's made for cars, and mostly consists of large open concrete spaces with underpasses and shitty postmodern buildings and structures everywhere. It's a really depressing place to be actually, maybe I don't want to go there after all.

I'll put it on the future goals list anyway, it'll be a milestone even if I hate it.

>>23097

Oh, that must be horrible, the closest city to me is highly pedestrianised, there's a bunch of parks as well as the high street shops and shitloads of cafe's, lots of side streets and arcades that not many people go in, and all the buildings are hella old, one of the arcades is from like 1880 or something, either way none of the buildings in the city center are postmodern.

>>23095

Only game I've been playing at all now is Darkest Dungeon, just because I can do other shit on the internet whilst I'm playing.

I absolutely can't play games that require me to focus 100% on it anymore.

>>23097

Are you the one from Milton Keynes?

>>23089

>>23089

SSRI ANONS GET IN HERE

on 150mg setraline, pretty sure I'm probably getting jewed.

>>23099

That honestly sounds lovely. The place where my dad lives and where he used to live are like that, they have a lot of history and I probably wouldn't mind strolling around those places.

>>23101

Yes.

>>23103

Ah, I remember talking to you a while back about how shit modern architecture is.

so it looks like 4chan is going to get a loli board again lads, it's a step in the right direction. maybe this means 49k will get the robot back too? It would drive out the normies because they're incapable of producing anything original.

>>23105

What was the excuse for removing the robot?

>>23105

>normies ever leaving r9k

Doubt that would ever happen, it's leddit now, we need to move on ;_;

>>23102

I came off 40mg fluoxetine about six months ago, it did a lot of good but the side effects were shit

>>23106

His exactswords were "/r9k/ hasn't been original content in years"

>>23107

I still remember the drastic decline in quality post deletion, like literally the day after. Reinstating the robot would improve things drastically. Would also technically make 4/britfeel/ an illegal thread which would be pretty hilarious.

>>23110

Large numbers of oldfags leaving, either for a different site or leaving imageboards altogether, and large numbers of newfags arriving, most of them believing that posting the same bait over and over again, and being ironically retarded I don't actually believe it's ironic is what you're supposed to on an imageboard.

Personally I think it all went wrong when "shitposting" started being regarded as a good thing, removing the need to make posts/threads that were actually on topic, interesting, or funny, and "lurk moar" became a forgotten concept.

>>23110

>why has x board gone to shit?

Too many new users who view reddit as the place for serious discussion and 4chan as a place to shitpost. /fa/ is exactly the same. Chock full of "is x effay?" threads, people talking shit without posting fits, and racebait. I hate shitposters so fucking much.

>>23109

>britfeel thread banned

>they all come here

>ban the normies and shitposters

>increased activity

The future is bright

How's everyone's day lads? Been lying around with the cold all day, but still feeling pretty good. I feel like I've made the right choice with going to college and I'm a month in and still have 100% attendance, which is a really big deal for me.

>>23114

Well done mate, you're doing great.

Myself on the other hand, not so good. After a really good weekend, I've had a couple of days where I've just not really given a fuck and gone back to my old lifestyle of waking up whenever and staying on the computer until the sun comes up.

Got out of bed and had breakfast at 5pm.

>>23115

I did the exact same thing as you until I started going to college, it's so hard to get up early when there's no immediate need for it.

Maybe try booking a haircut for early in the morning or something to try getting you back on track?

>>23117

My mum is a hairdresser, so I've never needed to go to the hairdresser's. And I'm terrified of using the phone, so that wouldn't be happening anyway.

What I really need the most is a shower, I haven't had one since Saturday, but I've been really reclusive since my mum and her boyfriend being back home. I could probably break out of it if I just had a shower, but I don't want to leave my room or my computer at the moment.

>>23117

Getting up early is hard in general.

I have to haul myself out of bed at 5AM for work. It SUCKS. I've run out of sick days halfway through the year, because I just can't bear getting out of bed some days, and I keep getting tonsillitis flareups because it's so fucking filthy at work.

And occasionally I just rest for a moment before getting out of bed, and suddenly I'm 10, 20, 30 minutes late.

If I don't pass the next driving test to get onto better hours and more money, I think I'm going to look into leaving. Office jobs are sounding nice about now. Money for sitting on my ass all day, getting out of bed after sunrise? No constant low-grade shitty feeling from diesel exhaust? Fuck yes.

I refuse to work 9-5, though, so it'd have to be somewhere with flextime. And, frankly, if they have that, I'd just work 8-6 four days a week and stay in bed friday.

Downside, I'd have to actually work out or diet, and I'd miss the bants, being able to play music all day and tell people to fuck off if they don't like it, and nobody looking down on me for singing along and playing air guitar.

Oh, and being able to hoard tools, stomp around in steel-toed boots, and kick things.

And afternoon naps. I would definitely miss my wednesday/friday naps.

to the anon ITT who has a tonne of DJ equipment he never uses: would you be interested in selling me one of your turntables? I just want a single one because I want to get into vinyl.

>>23120

where do you work lad?

>post in thread

>it dies

>>23121

I think I just accidentally lost the massive post I wrote out. Fuck.

Whatever, TL;DRewrite is that I have no immediate plans to sell them, one of them I'm only "borrowing for an indefinite period of time" off my dad, and vinyl is pretty shit unless you're a collector, play / make digital copies of old records with no decent digital alternative, want to scratch, or just prefer the feel when mixing.

>>23123

Happens to me all the time. I just embrace it now.

>>23124

thanks anyways mate. my issue is I don't like CDs but just don't enjoy building a music collection digitally. Any tips on how to source something that won't ruin my records for a reasonable price?

speaking of halfchan being shit, I swear I keep seeing the same damn threads on r9k

either the board isn't updating properly, cuckchan really is that shit that it's just the same threads over and over, or I'm going mad

>>23127

That's how 4chan is now. Apparently the new users like it.

Using /r9k/ in 2015 is like using /b/ in 2010

>>23127

no, people literally copy and paste the same threads over and over again. it's neither slow nor your imagination, the new userbase just has an infinite appetite for regurgitated shlock

>>23127

All of the boards I've enjoyed browsing over time have completely gone to shit. I forsee the same happening to this site's /pol/ in the near future due to 4cuck's new ownership and the inevitable exoduses.

>>23131

8/pol/'s already somewhat shit because of the overzealous moderation

>>23132

Would you mind expanding on that? It seems to me that they let the most obvious slide/bait threads stay up. What's getting deleted?

>>23133

Not him, but you can see the board log using https://8ch.net/log.php?board=pol .

It doesn't show the posts themselves, but if anyone claims their post was deleted, you can see for yourself if they're telling the truth or not. Often times you find out they deleted their own post to cause drama.

>>23133

I got banned for a month because I posted a link to a video of some mudshit being a terrorism apologist and asked other users to explain why he was wrong

this was apparently taken by both the mods and the userbase as shitposting, and being a cuck (despite the fact that I disagreed with it and was just looking for someone to articulate a decent response)

I also remember back when it was first made anyone more moderate than full blown natsoc got banned for being "kike shills"

Just cooked and ate some pork tortellini pasta for the first time, with red pesto sauce. I don't really like pasta at all, but this was alright.

>>23133

>>23135

also for the record I'd probably describe myself as a democratic national socialist, but more liberal than most natsocs who are pretty authoritarian. I have a lot of views I wouldn't even dare voice in public surrounding issues like race so I'm not even an assblasted leftypol user or anything.

>>23139

yeah, I suppose the OP post could have had some more substance, but a 4 week ban seems incredibly excessive for a post that was genuinely intended to stimulate political discussion.

>>23140

I don't have a problem with mods banning threads into which no effort has been made; my problem is that I see tonnes of shitty threads much worse than the one you you describe being left up–some consistency would be nice. It seems to me that the whole "rulecuck vs freedom" thing has been purposefully fabricated to sow division.

lads I think I may have to genuinely give up fapping permanently

I've dabbled in nofap for a while now, and while i'm off it I always feel happier, more confident and more sure of myself. Once I go back to fapping I feel miserable, withdrawn and hate myself.

>>23141

>have a politics board

>only allow one ideology on the board

hmmmm

>>23143

have you tried fapping once a week? test peaks on day 7 of nofap then drops off rapidly after.

>>23143

I don't know how ejaculating affects people this much.

>>23143

Nothing wrong with giving it a go, and if it doesn't work out you can always go back to it. Seems like it could be a positive change for you though.

>>23142

The "rulecuck vs freedom" thing is /int/ - /intl/ - /ints/ way of causing chaos on every board they decide to raid.

They don't know what makes a good board, as you can tell from the state of their own, but fuck if they aren't going to try and preach to everyone else how it should be done.

>>23138

All three look decent to me, but I don't really know shit about watches.

I could do with one myself actually, seeing as I don't even have a phone and my old one is broken.

>>23148

I just looked up a video review to get a better look and the tick was loud as fuck, which sort of ruins it for me. Feels bad because it seemed like a really solid looking watch for only £40.

>>23149

Ah, yeah fuck that. I can't stand the sound of ticking.

>>23150

I'm just not crazy into watches so I wanted to spend the cheapest amount possible on something that I would be fine to wear every day

might need to up my budget to the 100 quid range ;_;

>>23151

That's ridiculous, I'd never pay that much just to be able to tell the time while I'm out of the house.

>>23151

The one I bought cost like 15 quid from Argos and has lasted fine so far bought it a year ago. I dont see the point in getting anything fancier, It's literally just a black leather strap and a white faced watch with black numbers.

>>23152

it's really more for the sake of looks than anything I want one, not like I can't tell the time by looking at my phone if I really need to

>>23153

yeah, I'm just sort of fussy about the materials and all that used.

>>23138

Black face out of those options. If I were getting a budget watch I'd probably just get a metal bracelet casio though.

>>23155

not a fan of digital watches that have a metal bracelet, seems too dressy for something like that. I'd be more inclined towards the standard terrorist watch myself.

>Movie studio makes the human torch black

"Stop saying he should be white you racist"

>Movie studio makes tiger lilly white

"OMG! They're whitewashing Pan!"

I just cant handle the internet sometimes.

have you heard about this David Cameron scandal lads? He apparently put his dick in a dead pig's mouth while attending Oxford Uni as part of an initiation ritual.

Media's shitting themselves over it, I don't see the big deal honestly. I thought weird initiations were a thing in all Universities? I just don't understand the big deal.

Corbyn said he doesn't give a shit about it. He may be an anti white cuckold piece of shit, but at least he's an anti white cuckold piece of shit with integrity. He doesn't even pretend to like Britain.

>>23158

I couldn't give a shit if Corbyn likes Britain or not. As a NEET he is clearly the best person for my interests. I couldn't give a flying fuck if London or Birmingham become even bigger paki centers, and neither should anyone else on long term bennies.

>>23158

I haven't, I avoid all news and media. It's pretty gross, but how many years ago was it? It's not like it's part of his daily morning routine or anything.

I guess some people will go to any length to perform character assassination. It's not like there wasn't enough out there on him already though.

>>23159

yeah because once the pakis take over they're going to be so compassionate towards the kaffir right? Get fucking real man, the immigration rates are higher than advertised, we're getting swamped. If you or somebody in your family gets killed in a terror attack, it's on your head for supporting that treacherous piece of shit. Farage actually has the balls to not hand out dosh to every sandnigger fresh off the boat, meaning more money for actual Brits in need of welfare.

>>23160

this was when he was in Uni so we're talking 3 or 4 decades ago.

>character assassination

If anything, it made him more human in my eyes. I'm not a fan of Cameron but if anything I'd say the story made me like him more rather than dislike him.

>>23161

>yeah because once the pakis take over

Where do you come up with this shit. Only super privileged bellends who play Soggy Biscuit will ever run the country.

>unironically supporting Farage

Great, you're a normie cunt. Perfect

>>23159

Personally I don't intend to live on welfare forever, and I don't want a country that supports people like me to do nothing besides watch anime and play vidya all day because "lol I dunno, autism anxiety or some shit".

And I certainly don't want a Britain where nobody speaks English and loses it's cultural heritage.

>>23162

Simple demographics mate. Our birthrates are very low and we're importing people by the hundreds of thousands among whom they're significantly higher.

>>23163

English is the dominant language. It's going to continue to grow and grow until it'll eventually be the world language. If anything, the shitskins are going to lose their language and cultural heritage when the 3rd generation kids stop giving a fuck about their ancestry because English opens up all of the doors

>>23162

Where the fuck did you walk in from? Read the sticky, and have a look at some of our previous threads. Even the OP images alone should tip you off towards the general political views of this board.

>>23162

they're coming in by the hundreds of thousands and outbreeding the natives, do you want to live in a third world shithole?

>privileged

>if you support UKIP you're a normie

Aah, great, you're one of those people. Fuck off you pathetic cuckold shitstain.

>>23166

NEETs have their political views all fucked up. They're too busy giving a shit about tumblr dykes talking about oppression, and banning tits in games that they've resorted to following the opposite side of the coin. The side that would throw them under a bus at a moments notice because they're a leech. All so they could say "Ha! Take that you SJW cunts" and act superior

I'm sure that'll come in real comfort when you're thrown out onto the streets because no one will hire your NEET arse and government refuses to pay your rent.

>>23167

>do you want to live in a third world shithole?

I (and you) will be dead before that becomes an actual problem, if it ever does at all.

>if you support UKIP you're a normie

Seeing as UKIP are clearly against benefits, and the only people who would ever be against benefits are retarded normies, then yes, you are a normie

>>23165

Do you live somewhere with a high number of immigrants? I do, and none of them speak English unless they're in work kek or talking to someone at a till, and their English is appalling.

Just going for walks around here I hear Polish, Indian, various African languages, and so on every time. It's getting worse and worse, the town I live in was already 26.1% ethnic minorities in 2011, up from 13.2% in 2001. I dread to think what it is now.

>>23169

To be fair, the Poles do a good job of learning english, much more than the africans or the pakis.

>>23168

migration rates of 600k a year and families having 6 kids while brits reproduce below replacement rate. I hate to break it to you but it's going to happen well in our lifetime.

>UKIP are clearly against benefits

this is just an outright lie, you're just making shit up now.

>>23170

That's true, but they speak Polish when out and about. I don't blame them for doing so, I would speak English if I was anywhere else, but the fact I can't go anywhere in an English town without hearing large quantities of foreign languages or foreign accents is frightening.

wish I had lots of money so I could buy nice clothes and a new computer lads

Do you ever look at pictures from oldschool camwhores and wonder what their life is like now?

>>23178

Nope, I was never interested in camwhores.

Just spent like 2 hours making a level in Mario maker, it's not that long but I was trying to get it to look just right. Need dat aesthetic yo.

>>23180

Post a pic.

Speaking of games, why didn't anyone tell me a WWE game got released on PC? I've been waiting years for this to happen since I was a kid, and now I've just found out one came out 5 months ago.

Not expecting it to be any good mind you, I just can't believe I've not seen it mentioned anywhere.

I'm gonna head to bed, I need to start shifting my bedtimes earlier each night so I can get my life back on track. No idea what triggered this lapse, I was doing fine over the weekend until I woke up Monday morning, got depressed by the weather, and then I just gave up right there and then. Weird.

Goodnight guys.

>>23168

>I (and you) will be dead before that becomes an actual problem, if it ever does at all.

Wow, I really don't like you.

I'm not logged in right now but if one of the other mods wants to ban that anti-ukip tumblrite then feel free

>100 muzzies killed by a falling crane in Mecca earlier this month

>now 200 more killed by a stampede around the same area

shitskins

B T F O

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>>23185

I've been watching the news updates as the death toll rises. It's now up to 700.

Who /good mood/ here?

I STILL HAVE THIS FUCKING COLD

ITS BEEN OVER A FUCKING WEEK AND I STILL FUCKING HAVE IT I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT MY HOUSE FUCKING NORMIE SHITS INFECTING ME WITH THEIR CHAD PATHOGENS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23186

>Who /good mood/ here?

Not me particularly as I've been moping in bed for 2.5 hours, but I'm going get up, eat something, and have a shower to try and improve it. I have the house to myself until 8pm so I will make the most of it.

My room is such a mess that it's starting to disgust me a bit.

>>23188

Me. Managed to avoid capping all day yesterday, and this morning. I fapped 3 days in a row before that, but since that's still less than my usual 2-4 times a day, im still pretty happy even if it isn't optimal.

I do have to go to work though, which is souring my mood a bit, but in feeling a lot better than usual. I even managed to clean my teeth 3 days in a row.

>>23189

>that layer of crumbs on the carpet from lack of hoovering

Disgusting.

I also checked the crevices in my leather chair which haven't been cleaned since I got it years ago, was revolting.

>>23191

The worst for me is the thick layers of dust and hair on the parts of the floor I don't walk on, like under my desks or behind things. I've had haircuts that resulted in less hair on the floor than what I've picked up off the floor in my room before.

Other than a haircut in a few hours I've got nothing I need to do lads, feels good. Going to play some hearthstone and shitpost for a bit.

>>23192

>getting yazoo strawberry instead of chocolate

shamfur dispray

I always feel better when I go without fapping–it's just difficult to keep up; my best is two weeks.

>>23195

My best is 5 months. I've found it more difficult since then, as my main motivator was seeing just how long I could go without. I would think to myself how not worth it it would be to break the streak and get a length of time that wasn't impressive, but now that I've done it, that motivation isn't really working any more.

>>23197

In a way, yes. It's what got me to start leaving the house, and generally made me feel more like improving myself and sorting my life out instead of wasting everyday fapping in my room with the curtains shut. I'm doing noticeably worse now that I back to fapping multiple times a week, and I keep accidentally bingeing once or twice a week and fapping 4 or 5 times in a day.

I think I'll stop again, shit's getting out of control.

>haircut in two hours

>still don't know what to ask for

JUST

I don't know how wanking fucks people up so bad.

Must be shit if you can't even cum without getting mopey afterwards.

>>23202

What's your general life situation like? Do you ever completely lose yourself in porn and/or hentai, and spend the entire day touching yourself?

I did that for several years, and that's where I believe it started becoming a problem. It was virtually the only positive feeling I would get in a day, and the rest of my the time would be spent deep in depression, anxiety and loneliness.

I was using orgasms like a "feel good for a few seconds, and stop caring about my shitty situation for a few hours" drug, and that was actively preventing me from just sorting my issues out rather than needing to fap 3 to 5 times a day to feel "okay".

Perhaps if I had found alcohol or drugs I would have been hooked on those instead, but those would have required me to leave the house or talk to people.

>>23204

> It was virtually the only positive feeling I would get in a day, and the rest of my the time would be spent deep in depression, anxiety and loneliness.

Samefag

>>23204

>What's your general life situation like?

Not particularly interesting. Spend most of my day at the computer

>Do you ever completely lose yourself in porn and/or hentai, and spend the entire day touching yourself?

Wank once in the evening to help me sleep and sometimes but not often, once in the afternoon. It doesn't really change how I mentally feel though, I can quickly go back to doing whatever I was doing prior to masturbating.

When I just discovered masturbating, I remember doing it 5+ times a day. But back then I could orgasm again and again without taking breaks. And it only took around 30-60 seconds.

>>23206

>I could orgasm again and again without taking breaks. And it only took around 30-60 seconds.

I dub you, Robot Thundercock.

anyone else loving the redditor asshurt over on /qa/ at the moment? SRS are still trying to get 4/pol/ deleted, top kek.

>>23208

No, where?

>>23208

I've not kept up with it since the initial Q&A. As much as I despise SRS and their tactics, I would really like to see halfchan burn at this point, and they are the best people for the job.

>>23209

>where

I literally just said on /qa/ nigger

feeling really bored today lads. nothing to do. almost looking forward to college tomorrow. I need a hobby or a job or something.

>>23212

>feeling really bored today lads. nothing to do

Samefag

>>23213

A samefag is a negative label for someone who tries to pretend to be two or more different people in the same thread, to look like he's winning an argument, to make himself seem popular than he really is, or just to stimulate discussion. What you're really looking for is "I know that feel" or "Are you me?".

>>23214

I'm glad you said it, I was wondering wtf that guy was talking about

>>23213

why are you calling me a samefag? ;_;

back from my haircut lads, I feel like I've finally started to zone in on a style that suits me

*The russling of jimmies has begun*

Samefag

>>23218

Did you have any awkward small talk with the hairdresser

>>23220

no, he went on a really long rant about how nobody uses the local slang/dialect anymore and literally all I had to do was nod, smile and occasionally laugh. It was brilliant.

Has someone linked this thread on /r9k/ or something?

>>23222

Why would you do this to me.

>>23222

Gross.

>>23223

why do you ask? because of the slagposter? Pretty sure he came over here the other week while 4chins was down.

>watching first dates on channel 4

>girls my age dating 29/30 year old guys

Is it normal for normies to do? I'm 23 and I can't imagine doing any of this shit.

>>23226

there seems to have been a few new posters tonight.

>>23227

Girls have always mostly preferred older men, whereas guys tend to prefer younger women.

I can't imagine dating anyone at all personally, to me it still feels like "that thing that grown-ups do".

>>23227

I think so, although i dont think it happens the other way around, but guys our age could date like 18/19 year olds, and considering I have a female relative this age I think it's equally scary, they're immature as hell.

>>23231

That's pretty rare these days, isn't it? Getting married just isn't cool or hip enough for the progressive youth.

>>23232

Not really sure lol

Also do people still watch QT, it's on atm

>>23227

Girls often like older guys.

The prettiest girl in my highschool was dating a 22 year old when she was 15/16.

It must be shit to age as a woman.

>>23234

It's why they all hate each other, they know they have a shelf life, and are competing with all the other women for men, and eventually they'll be useless and used up.

Guys on the other hand, don't leave their prime until they're much older so can have real friendships with other dudes.

>>23233

I don't watch TV. I might this time just for Corbyn, but I'd much rather read the news the next day.

Benefits coming in in half an hour. A fat wallet of ESA. First thing, right at 00:01, I'm going to buy myself something nice.

>>23227

I'm a girl in a happy relationship with an older man, so I think you should revise your imagination.

Also:

>watching First Dates

>>23237

>I'm a girl in a happy relationship with an older man

What the fuck are you doing here?

>>23237

mods plz ban.

>>23237

>btw im a girl

Tits or GTFO.

>in a happy relationship

Just get the fuck out actually.

>>23237

ADMIN

ADMIN, HELP

ADMIN

I knew that that would cause a reaction! I've found myself slowly rejected from every community I once frequented because I'm now in a relationship, but it was worth it here to see those reactions.

>>23245

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of his might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness.

>>23237

I just found it weird; what normal people my age are getting up to, as it's a world away from my current position.

Also

>I had nothing else to watch ;_;

>>23236

It was decent I guess but not great, lots of shouting and not a lot of discussion.

I should probably cancel my ESA claim, been meaning to for 3 weeks but I can't bring myself to phone them.

What are you going to buy?

>>23245

> I've found myself slowly rejected from every community I once frequented because I'm now in a relationship

The rejection isn't because you're in a relationship, it's because you're that much of an attention whore that you have to shove it into conversation unnecessarily.

All this anger reminds me.

I havent seen finncuck in quite a while.

>>23245

>!

>female besides lupus ever frequenting here

You know you can blend in with any community just fine if you just don't mention your vagina or that you're regularly sucking some guy's cock, right?

Fucking attention whores I swear.

>>23247

It's alright. I found myself watching all sorts of things out of boredom before I stopped watching TV.

Huh, typical QT. I'm fast losing interest in British politics. At least, in English.

May I ask, how come you're cancelling yout ESA claim? It took me seven weeks to be granted.

I would like to buy whiskey, but I know that it wouldn't stop at one bottle, so instead I'm going to buy a decent pair of headphones. That or a pair of real shoes - I've been wearing shite cardboard H&M efforts for some time.

>>23250

>You know you can blend in with any community just fine if you just don't mention your vagina or that you're regularly sucking some guy's cock, right?

Women have to mention that they're women because they have virtually no personality or topics of conversation beyond that.

>>23250

I brought it up because people were talking about age difference in relationships. That's all.

I have a question and I hope some of you can help me out.

Are pill IDs in the UK different to US ones, or is it a universal thin?

>>23251

I'm on a 'full time' college course now so I'm not allowed anything.

I was on ESA for around 10 months. As of starting the course, I still hadn't been sorted into a group.

Whiskey sounds pretty expensive m8, which headphones you getting?

>>23253

Interesting how every other community got sick of you too though isn't it?

>>23255

Hopefully some sort of Sennheisers. Over-ear ones - I keep breaking earphones.

>>23253

For future reference, here's how you do it without shoving your fanny or your temporary source of income in our faces:

>My sister / cousin / someone I knew in school is going out with an older guy, I think it's a common thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7G8cR4D2U

Tits or GTFO

Well, I'm off to bed. I got up just before 2pm, so I've had a short day, but I got my shower done and I even went for a short walk around the block before it got too dark.

It's time I started taking life a bit more seriously I think. I need to get myself earning money somehow, and spending every other week fapping and playing vidya 24/7 isn't helping.

Goodnight guys.

>>23260

That post will always be relevant for as long as anonymity exists.

>>23261

Indeed it will. Night Anon.

It feels so much better when you wake up sober.

>>23237

>be a girl

not that bad, lupus and tranny are ok

>in a happy relationship

REEEEEEEEE

Been trying to wake up earlier for a long time now.

I'll always wake up around 8:30 and rest my eyes for a little bit and end up waking up after 11:00.

>>23266

I woke up at three and couldn't get back to sleep, which isn't much better imo

>>23266

Same, although I wake at like half 7, today I managed to wake back up at 9, I stayed awake but didn't get out of bed, only got up and had a shower at like quarter to 11.

I need to start actually setting an alarm.

>>23266

Been waking up at 4am for about a week now.

I'm just as productive as when I woke up at 5pm, nice to see the morning though.

>>23266

I just did exactly that. My biggest problem right now is I keep saying to myself that I'm going to bed, I even write it in here, but my body ignores it completely and stays up for another 2 or 3 hours before actually turning the computer off.

Tonight I'm going to turn my computer off at midnight, no exceptions, even if it's high activity in here, I'm in the middle of a discussion, or there's a happening.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/agriculture/food/11887317/Treat-meat-eaters-like-smokers-warns-Jeremy-Corbyns-new-vegan-farming-minister-Kerry-McCarthy.html

Even I, as an admitted lefty think that Vegans are crazy.

Been on ESA for 8 or 9 years roughly. Just received a new form to fill in. Looks like it's that time again when they review my case

Judging by how harsh they've become recently, I can't see myself being kept on ESA

What the fuck am I supposed to do when I fail the review? Go on JSA for the next 35+ years until I can claim pension? I am obviously unemployable as fuck. No doubt pension age will be 75 or some shit by then assuming I haven't killed myself or died from heart disease / blood clots from sitting down 15 hours a day.

It's not even like I can go to Uni for 4 years and just live off the student loans/maintenance grants. Wouldn't even have to pay them back anyway because I'll never earn over 21k or whatever it is these days. Didn't do any A levels, and my GCSEs were terrible.

>>23271

>Even I, as an admitted lefty

I was going to call you a child, but then it made me think

I wonder who the youngest person here is? Or the oldest for that matter. Most people appear to be early to mid twenties

>>23273

STRAWPOLL

>>23272

Get in touch with mind, or a similar company in your area if they deem you fit for work, and have them help you appeal against their decision, it'll also help if you answer the questions to make yourself look like a retard.

If they ask if you shit yourself, say yes. Your argument is that while you're capable of going to the toilet, a lot of the time you just dont have the energy or motivation to do it.

Assuming you're on it for mental stuff that is.

>>23273

I'm 23, although when I say I'm a lefty it's more because of nationalisation, better energy generation (Nuclear, not renewable shit) and dealing with housing situations and benefits than the hot topic that is immigration, when it comes to that my stance matches up with Australia.

>>23273

One guy said he was 29 the other day, and I think that normie-sheep bloke was older as well.

I think most of us are somewhere around 23 though.

>>23276

21 here.

Anyone younger?

>>23277

18.

>>23278

>born the same year I started year 1

>was only 11 when I left school in 2008

Is this what getting old is like? I don't like it.

>dying of thirst and need to get water

>scared dad will look around my room if I leave it unguarded

>>23280

Is there something you don't want him to see in there?

Getting a drink doesn't take that long anyway, just go for it.

>>23281

Yeah, all the bottles hidden inside absolutely everything.

>>23282

If they're empty, bin them. Even so, nothing is going to happen on the odd chance your dad looks in your room and sees bottles, unless they were his drinks and you stole them or something.

>>23283

My dad thinks 4 beers a week is too much. I drink quite a bit more than that.

Through the week I try to dispose of more than I drink, but he's been off this week.

Talking of beer, I've just tried this German beer called Erdinger Weissbrau that I got from a proper beer and wine shop.

I'm not a big beer drinker but I'm enjoying it

Hey guys I found out how to be an alpha leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELgWScP2NSc

>>23286

>children in the comments actually thinking some random desktop wallpapers, shitty music, and binaural beats will make them alpha

Good laughs.

>Personalized sessions are available in exchange for a reasonable payment via Paypal, email me at : jamzsubliminals@gmail.com

This guy is a genius.

>>23287

I've been wondering if there's any way to financially exploit these kinds of people. This guy got there first, fuck.

Anyone got any other suggestions?

Obviously selling them snake oil potions may be illegal.

>wondered if I should install cynogenmod on my tablet

>thought it might be a good idea to backup all my data whether I do it or not

>back it up

>managed to fuck it up somehow and now it's stuck in a boot loop

For fuck's sake. Oh well, if I can't fix this, that's one major distraction gone from my life.

>>23289

What's cynogenmod lad

>>23290

Open-source android firmware without all the Jewgle or Samsung bloatware/spyware. There's other ones as well I think but I haven't really researched it yet.

https://wiki.cyanogenmod.org/w/About

THIS IS NOT UPGRADED INTERNET, DAD.

>>23291

sounds good m8 if it ever works for you, can't stand the amount of jewel shit on my phone. It's so shit that you can't remove jewgle books / jewgle gaming / jewgle music etc

>>23292

you ok m8

>>23293

I managed to get it working. Finally I am free of the Jewgle overloads.

Any cheeky streams tonight?

>>23295

Too late for me, I'm going to fiddle with my tablet for a bit and then I'm going to turn my PC off at midnight like I said I would.

>>23296

You can do it lad

>>23298

CSGO

WoT

DE:HR

Hitmang

>>23298

S T A L K E R

T

A

L

K

E

R

>>23299

Hitman maybe.

>>23300

Can barely remember how to play it.

>>23301

why do you always leave it so late before you stream?

I'm off to bed, PC is going off immediately. Goodnight guys.

>>23302

I forget that people sleep earlier than me.

I guess I'll just do it earlier on tomorrow.

What's a suitable time?

>>23296

Goodnight Anon, it's time to go to bed now.

s-so no stream? ;_;

>>23306

Tomorrow perhaps.

>>23308

Morning, I've not had much sleep and I'm still in bed but whatever.

>>23308

morning lad

Anyone want a comfy morning stream?

>>23311

Give us half hour to wake myself up and I'm in

I'm not saying specifically wait for me, just that I'd join then

twitch.tv/wite_powder

Day off work today, I feel comfy.

BRITAIN'S BIGGEST MOSQUE IS CURRENTLY BURNING DOWN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>23313

>tfw missed the stream

>>23317

it's like there's actually a god looking out for us or something. like some greater being has seen us acting like such bitches and has reached out and struck down hundreds of Muslims.

>>23317

>>23315

>>23318

Honestly I hope the shitskins look at this as a sign that them doing literally nothing to help the refugee crisis and leaving it 100% up to Europe is pissing that allah fella right off

>>23319

>muslims

>engaging in honest introspection

heh.

>>23319

They want 'refugees' even less than us, at least they're not cucks.

>>23316

It's back up.

>>23321

muslims have never been cucks. They're vile, subhuman animals, but they know just how to take advantage of cucks (i.e the leaders of most white countries)

Just been for a 75 minute walk along a canal and through an old village I didn't know existed. I feel bad for any old folk living there, the countryside around them got transformed into a fairly awful looking city within their lifetime.

I feel like It's going to be a really cold winter this year lads, I can feel it in my bones

comfiness will prevail

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34368883

>guy shouts fuck her right in the pussy at the camera

>omg I'm being harassed

>>23098

Had a snooze for an hour or so, I knew this would happen when I woke up this morning after only 5 hours sleep. I just hope I can still go to bed on time tonight.

I am so fucking bored today lads

I have nothing to do

help

>>23330

Go for a walk while it's still light.

>>23331

thanks, I think I will.

>been invited out by an old friend

>the thought of going out and the thought of staying in fill me with equal amounts of despair

>>23333

I was invited too.

Feels bad letting people down. Also they cannot take "no" for an answer.

>>23333

>>23334

>>23335

>tfw don't know that feel because the last time you were invited to anything not family-related was several years ago

>tfw lost contact with everyone you ever knew because kikebook and mobile phones a shit

>just moved into my uni place

>suddenly hit with home sickness despite having done this two years in a row so far.

>I want my mummy.

>>23337

In a couple days you won't feel a thing.

You'll become used to it.

Then you realize you want to stay. You don't want to leave.

I haven't visited my parents in months.

>>23336

Well it's family related sorta, I don't have any friends.

>>23337

good luck mate

If you're lucky you'll be able to hash out a reputation as the weird kid who's actually really nice once you get to know him

>>23333

>>23334

>>23335

Normie combo.

>>23340

>if you have or previously had any friends at all you're a normie

pls

>>23339

it's my final year, I'm retaking things, so everyone I knew has left and everyone else already knows each other.

I'm not going to make it.

>>23338

I guess, thanks mate

>>23341

>have

Not him, but pretty much.

>previously had

Unlikely to be a normie, friendships as a kid basically involve sitting next to someone at school and following them around at lunch, whereas as an adult you need to do all kinds of social shit.

>>23343

> friendships as a kid basically involve sitting next to someone at school and following them around at lunch, whereas as an adult you need to do all kinds of social shit.

I have a couple of friends, but they are literally the same friends I had from primary school. I used to have more but over time they have slowly whittled down, I have no idea how to actually "make" friends. I'm 23

>>23340

britfeel is a self improvement board

I am unapologetic about my efforts to integrate into society and become a functioning human being

>>23344

If you ever manage to lose them, and remain without friends and unable to make more for several years, then you will know that feel.

Honestly, >tfw no friends is my most hated feel out of all the robot/hikki feels. It's what sent me spiralling into depression in the first place.

Every evening I would try to watch tele and forget about it, but it was always Friends and Scrubs. I cried to that shit every night. Looking back I'm not sure why I tortured myself like that, but I swear it made sense at the time.

>>23346

No friends is a problem for elderly people.

Lonely youth are hardly mentioned in any medium.

Listening to Carola

>>23347

I always just assumed everyone in Finland was lonely lol

>>23348

>>23347

that sounded mean, was just meant to be banter.

>>23350

That's a lot of noodles, I wasn't even aware there were different types. I had noodles with my dinner tonight actually.

I woke up at a decent time, had a shower, went for a walk by the canal, came home and crashed out on my bed for an hour, fiddled with my tablet for a while, and I've just eaten a chicken nugget stirfry my mum cooked.

>>23350

I moved into my uni place, room seems ok, but house mates are noisy, which sucks.

>>23351

chicken nugget stir fry sounds interesting

>>23348

Exactly. The reason why people drink and go to bars.

>>23352

I live in a quiet area. Lots of retired people aswell.

Good for me, I love silence.

>>23351

>chicken nugget stir fry

Is this a real recipe?

>>23352

>>23354

My mum threw it together one day when we were low on food, and because it's so cheap it became a regular thing after that. We also normally have wraps with it too.

We have wraps with pretty much anything, chicken curry wraps are great.

>>23353

I dont mind noise when it's outside, it's just knowing there's other people in my house that bothers me

>>23356

Oh you meant roommates?

I thought you were talking about other apartments.

Studios are so cheap there's no need for flat sharing over here (yay)

>>23357

it's a house, we each get a room and have to share the kitchen and living room. I don't know anyone who has an apartment in uni.

I couldn't do roommates though, having someone in the same room as me would kill me.

If I ever make it big one day I will build a small block of studio flats for neets. Most studio flats in the UK are inefficient and overpriced, often with shit Internet. These will have efficient layouts with high speed fibre connection.

>>23359

What about the dolescum chav neets?

>>23350

That bottle of green shit is repulsive. It's like drinking watery honey. Who the fuck drinks this?

The satay noodles were 10/10 though.

>>23360

chavs go outside and have friends (or at least other chavs they wander around with) not true NEETs

>>23361

Are you sure it was for actual drinking, and not for using as an ingredient or something?

>>23363

Pretty sure it's a drink, it was in a refrigerated aisle. I hope so anyway.

Don't start getting me worried, lad.

>>23360

Chav neets don't rent studios as they can't fit their dfs sofas in. Potential tenants will be vetted to ensure peaceful neets only.

There's a crazed American street preacher in my city now.

>>23365

>peaceful neets only

I'm guessing I wouldn't be allowed to bring my studio monitors, subwoofer, guitar amps, or the numerous instruments I own then?

>tfw could never move into a flat or attached house because of my interests

I'm off to bed, I actually managed to go the whole day without turning my PC on. Spent several hours on my tablet, but somehow that doesn't feel as bad.

Goodnight guys.

>>23367

sorry m8 sounds like you'd be too noisy ;_;

>>23368

night m8

>>23367

Nothing irritates me more than hearing someone elses music in my own home.

>>23371

Same here, in all honesty I almost exclusively wear headphones, it's only when my mum and her boyfriend are out of the house that I crank it up. I couldn't live without doing that every once in a while though, it's one of the few things in life that I really enjoy.

LADS I DECIDED TO GO OUT TONIGHT AND I ROBBED A FUCKING CASINO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IM GOING TO JAIL OH JESUS FUCK

>>23373

what.

>>23373

We San Andreas now?

Right lads about the casino I think I'm going to be okay maybe

I was chatting to some cunt wasting hundreds on roulette so I just took some of his chips but he caught me

I gave him two £1 chips back but I kept a £100 chip, I really hope he was too drunk to notice and hasn't called the police

>>23377

DEVILISH

>>23378

>tfw attached image doesn't appear

thanks hotwheels

>>23378

Part of me hopes I get caught because it's just going to keep escalating if I go unpunished

I've been thinking about robbing a bank a lot recently

>>23377

why were you in a casino in the first place?

>>23377

Disappointed honestly, thought you might have gone in there with a gun and a balaclava, and stolen millions.

Have people seen the thing where an art piece at a free speech exhibit got banned? That's one of the most retarded things I can think of. It wasn't even that bad.

>>23380

you a klepto or something?

>>23384

I dont think I technically am because I don't steal from people I like

But it definitely is more about the rush than the material gain for me

>>23386

sounds pretty klepto to me, but I don't know much about it.

I'm really cold for some reason, I'm under my bed covers while fully dressed and wearing a jacket to stay warm. I'd normally go for a walk at this point to warm up, especially on a nice day like this, but I've only had 4 and a half hours sleep, I've got no energy, and the blister on my foot got worse after walking on it for several miles over the last three days.

Just want to stay snug and snooze.

>>23388

maybe you're ill, have a hot bath and a nap, maybe that'll warm you up

Well. I accepted the job up in Scotland and I'm moving up there this time next week.

lads it all feels too much. I was getting nice and cosy at my parents house tinkering about making shit dole related videogames and dank britfeel OC. I hope the internet isn't terrible so I can still continue to lurk these threads.

>>23390

congrats lad, you're on your way to normiedom

>>23390

Scotland meet up when?

;4)

>>23387

You're maybe right, I just try not to self diagnose because it would become a bit overwhelming with all my various neuroses

>>23390

where are you going to be staying?

>>23394

>>23392

Stirling I think or Falkirk? I have no idea where is good.

>>23395

I meant like are you renting a place?

>>23396

Oh, yeah probably. I haven't got anywhere sorted yet but rents seem quite cheap. I'm planning to come up in a few weeks and stay in a hotel or something.

>>23397

might want to look into it before you move m8, hotels can be pretty expensive. And it normally takes a week or so before you can move into an available flat because of credit checks etc.

>>23398

Luckily the company are covering moving expenses, so I might just milk a hotel for a while. Free breakfasts matey

>>23395

>>23399

What job is it mate?

>>23399

didnt' you say before that it was a minimum wage job? They must be desperate to cover someone moving up there instead of finding some scottish monkey to fill the position

>>23401

>>23400

Game testing, it's a bit above minimum wage (like 60p on the hour more or something), they just wanted someone familiar with their products. The only reason I took it was because it's going to turn into a higher paying position after the probation period.

Well, that and to fuck off out of my parents house for once.

>>23350

>eating gook imports

>Not buying British produce

You are scum m8

>>23122

Tesco. I move shit around the warehouse for the dotcom deliveries, and accidentally made myself essential to the running of the department.

Mostly because I'm the only one that notices that things need fixing.

I'm sick of staring at the same walls every day. Nothing changes. Things break, they get fixed, messes appear, I clear them up, etc etc etc.

>>23350

Yesterday, I got stuff done. Got up, gamed a bit, then showered, shaved, conditioned my hair. Then packed, loaded the car, and off to Liverpool to go clubbing with a bunch of people I barely know.

Didn't want to go, but forced myself to because I really need to go out more.

Ended up having a lot of fun.

Turns out, Liverpool is an island of not-shit in the North. People are friendly. I wasn't stabbed, like I would have been down here.

Clubbing was good, once we went to the decent alternative club instead of that 'pop world' shite. I was about ready to punch some of the badly-dressed normies or the worse-dressed obvious autists trying to pretend to be normal.

Alternative fashion is heavy, so I skipped out early to sleep it off. However, it turned out that everyone else in the group sort of made the same decision 15 minutes later, and I missed more antics. I was totally falling the fuck asleep, though.

Couldn't hear over the music and the ringing in my ears, couldn't make myself understood to order drinks. Used the notepad app on my phone to write down drinks orders and just showed it to the bar staff. Worked fairly well, saved time.

They had the cider I liked. And drinks were two for one. Probably with prices cranked up beforehand, but it DID save going back to the bar so much.

People interacted with me. People talked to me out of nowhere. Attractive females, sometimes.

Either it's a really friendly place, or I'm just good-looking by Northern standards.

Or perhaps Reading is just a horrible shithole of unfriendliness and random unprovoked violence.

I have GOT to find a job outside of this shithole town. I'm sick of it, and I hate it.

I really, really, really hate it. I despise it as much as one could hate a town. It's ugly, nothing moves, nothing ever changes, it's slowly being taken over by the bus company and a few chosen corporations, and nobody speaks decent English.

The fucking immigrants speak better english than the locals. FRESH OFF THE BOAT FUCKING MIGRANTS.

And one of the new guys at work is making me feel old. He rushes about the place like he's on speed.

I can't run because of steel-toed boots, and all the crap I keep in my pockets because it's useful, or spares.

>>23405

9/10, almost the most normie post I've ever read. Only things it missed was snogging some slags in the club and a trip to nandos.

>>23405

Well done mate, I'm proud of you. Remember though, when you move to a new city you'll have to start over again finding people to hang out with, I assume the people you went out with were from work. How long has it taken for that to happen? Think about how you can try and make it faster if you move somewhere.

I've been trying to talk to the people at work with me who are my age a lot more recently, and it's hard. I'm socially awkward as fuck, I just look at them and just say stuff like "Working hard or hardly working?" and "I wish I could just walk out the door and never come back"

It's only small talk for now, but I have started talking to one of the guys about computer stuff, as he's really into building computers.

>>23408

Yeah, might sacrifice my rabbit to it and ask for my mental problems to stop.

Blood for the blood moon.

>>23405

Ban.

>>23406

>>23410

Don't be bitter towards people making an effort to improve themselves lads t b h.

>>23408

What time is it lad

>>23411

>going clubbing with normies

>improving yourself

>>23412

I think it'll be visible starting at 1am, peaking at 3am.

>>23413

>getting out the house and socialising

>not improving yourself

>>23414

fuck I kind of want to but I also have college tomorrow

are there any cool superstitions surrounding the blood moon? Like cut the palm of your hand and make a wish type thing? Might be cool.

>>23413

I know clubbing is the opposite of being social, and is absolutely hell, but it's the first step to forming a bond with people, you can be around them but dont have to actually speak, due to the music being loud as shit. It basically tricks normies into thinking you've spent a bunch of time together socialising, when in reality you've just all stood in a dark room not talking to each other.

Every time I go on Facebook I get closer to killing myself or killing others.

>>23411

NIDF please leave.

>>23417

Iktf lad

>>23417

Wipe everything and shutdown your account, it will be a weight off your shoulders.

>>23405

>The fucking immigrants speak better english than the locals. FRESH OFF THE BOAT FUCKING MIGRANTS.

I was with you up to this point. Sympathy disgarded

>>23407

Nope, they were people who were friends of someone I met at a festival, who I was introduced to by someone I met at an anime con a few years back.

The people at work can go fuck themselves. Otherwise, there's like three people tying me down here. I have, however, known them for ages, so I don't want to move so far away. I just want to work somewhere I don't have to drive through a shithole town twice a day.

And even if I do move, I'd come back for thursday gaming night. I can't miss that. We've been hanging out for something like 15 years now. We can't stop now.

Plus, I'm living with my mother. Someone needs to make sure she doesn't go insane from having nobody to talk at, and it's a nice place to live. Transport connections, garden, driveway for my car, and the new conservatory means storage for hobby stuff. When I've got a table built to do it on, I might go back to the stack of 40K stuff that got piled in a corner last time the depression hit.

>>23416

Alternative club, so no normies. The whole heavy metal brotherhood means you can bond over things like the shirt you're wearing, or just liking the song that's playing.

Metal culture is fucking awesome. I love the music, the fashion, and the male bonding thing.

My neck fucking hurts from headbanging, though.

>>23421

Mate, you've never heard the people here try and articulate a sentence. The migrants really do speak better english than the locals.

>>23417

Block people you don't like. Or just 'hide all from' on them. You don't HAVE to put up with them. Hell, I even flat-out blocked my mother, and refuse to unblock her.

>>23417

It doesn't bother me.

All the people who graduated last year still complaining that they can't get jobs.

The girl who had a baby at 18 is now single.

And about 29/30 posts are just people sharing shit they found. Either disgusting food guides or niggermemes.

>>23422

alternative clubs still have loud music and crowds, there's no way I could ever go to one, so it's pretty damn normie imo

lads, I just realised something today. I have more decent political discussion on 4/v/ than I do on /pol/. Made me sad thinking about that.

>>23422

>festival

>anime con

>gaming night

>hanging out for something like 15 years

>alternative club

>male bonding thing

>headbanging

Honestly I'm speechless. Why are you here again, if not to prattle on about your fulfilling and eventful life?

>>23426

People don't use /pol/ to talk about politics. It's just a good place to blame people for their own problems.

>>23427

By your standards, you'd consider elliot rodgers a normie because he drove a car, tried to speak to women and attended parties, but it obviously wasnt the case.

Went out with a friend that moved away a few months ago today for lunch, he brought some other guy who I sort of know but not really, honestly it made me super uncomfortable, and I'm not going to see him again until Christmas.

Think I'm just going to throw in the towel and call him gone. Everyone I start getting close to ends up moving away or getting a girlfriend and leaving me.

>>23429

You're obviously not anything like Elliot Rodger, though. Are you?

>>23431

I'm just saying, you've got a skewed view compared to most as what defines a normie.

My local Sainsburys has a small section for American imports now. They are selling twinkies. You know those shitty, slimy little things that have been in the £1 bargain bin of b&ms for years now?

Well, they are £7.50 a box.

Disgusting.

>>23429

He was a normie in every single way besides being a psycopath that was okay with killing innocent people.

This is why I fucking hate normalfags, you have no idea about robot, hikki or wizard life and you assume that your mild shit is even close. Go away.

and to clarify, >>23429 wasn't me.

>>23434

I don't agree with you, but I'm going to stop arguing. Changing your mind is not something I need to do, or can do.

I'm not even >>23422

>>23434

>>23435

Alright lads, we're going to settle this once and for all.

https://strawpoll.me/5597721

https://strawpoll.me/5597721

https://strawpoll.me/5597721

>>23436

He hasn't even provided any evidence why he isn't a normie.

>>23435

>still being a normie apologist

I just can't stand it. There are all the places in the world you can go to to talk about clubbing or going out with friends, why the fuck would someone come here and basically say "look at all this life I'm having, tfw amirite?".

I can't feel that shit, try making a post about how you almost starved because couldn't leave your room while people were downstairs, or how you cried yourself to sleep out of overwhelming loneliness for several years, and maybe I'll share a feel or two with you.