No.34374
We almost fucked that up lads
No.34376
>>34374
>750 replies
Holy shit, good call threadslave.
No.34377
Establishing my dominance by getting the first post.
Fucking plebs.
No.34378
>>34377
You got your shit fucked up.
No.34379
>>34377
Lad you just got cucked…
No.34381
>>34290
I have the same problem, not that bad yet though.
No.34382
>>34381
gyno? that sucks man, it seems rough. What causes it? Hormones or something?
No.34383
>>34382
I probably have low T.
Don't know how to ask to get tested. They might just say I should lose weight if I say I'm a bit flabby, then I'd have to tell them about other symptoms and they'd say I should just see a therapist.
Like I said though, it's not that bad yet. But 'yet' is what worries me.
No.34385
>>34383
I'd suggest just going in and asking, I've found that if you say it confidently doctors will do most things you ask, worst they can do is say no, right?
No.34386
>>34385
I wouldn't have a problem going if I knew I wasn't going to get this one Indian fuck who doesn't give a shit.
No.34387
This guy is cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYn2KK0jSaM
>you will never be Hungarian
No.34388
>>34386
Is he the only doctor there?
>tfw my practice has like 10 doctors to choose from
No.34389
>>34386
can't you ask to get a specific doctor, although generally no doctor cares, most of the good doctors aren't working in the UK anymore because of how fucked over the NHS is getting.
No.34390
>>34388
>>34389
No, wasn't aware I could ask but I don't know any of the names of the other doctors there.
It would seem strange if I say 'not the Indian guy' since I don't know his name.
No.34391
>>34390
google the name of the practice, most places have the doctors working there on the website.
No.34393
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hgNgXg_gs
No.34394
>>34393
She sure showed him
No.34395
You know the whole visualization thing where you're supposed to think of 5 things that make you happy?
I'm having trouble thinking of any. I can't remember happy.
No.34396
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>34395
Just the thought of feeling like that makes me sad m8, I cannot even imagine not enjoying even the simplest of things like a good beer, a tasty meal or the beat of a funky song.
No.34397
w e w we're back up
how's your day been lads?
No.34399
>>34398
It's fair enough really, open Nazis just drive people away from anti immigration sentiment. If you're a fascist and want to help you should be hiding your power level.
No.34400
>>34379
you're lucky this is a new thread, since the other thread was on cuck lockdown I'd have had to ban you lad.
No.34401
>>34398
Fuck Tommy and Pegidcucks.
'We love immigration and Muslims just not extremists!'
No.34402
>>34401
Tommy hates muslims and immigration, though he loves Jews and Sikhs so you have a point.
No.34403
>>34402
He loves non-whites, he's not even a nationalist.
He doesn't hate Muslims of immigration. He's only against extremist Islam.
No.34404
>>34403
you don't have to hate non-whites to be a nationalist, you just have to not want them in your country
No.34405
>>34404
this, just because tony doesn't want to kill all non whites and drink their blood doesn't make him not nationalist. He's sacrificed more for Britain than any of us have.
No.34406
>>34404
He doesn't have a problem with non-whites at all though, he doesn't even have a problem with "moderate" Islam, it's literally just the extremists he's against. You can't fight the symptoms of secular humanism - mass Islamic immigration - with more secular humanism.
>maybe if we just show them how tolerant we are…
>maybe if we just show them how much we love gays…
>maybe if we show them how much we love BASED ISRAEL
This is UKIP's job. They're a political party with at least some hope of slightly improving our situation, they're the ones who should be focusing on appealing to as many people as possible. PEGIDA is useless.
I'm probably giving them too much credit in thinking that they're just doing it for the sake of PR. More likely they actually believe in the rubbish they spew. See second quote and replace "idiots" with "progressives".
No.34407
>>34406
You're right you should storm a halal butcher with a machete and see how far that gets us
No.34408
>>34407
Yes, that's exactly what I was advocating. Well done.
No.34409
>>34408
Why haven't you done it then?
No.34410
>>34409
I know sarcasm is harder to convey through text but come on lad.
>muh false dichotomy
Just because a group doesn't let the media's treatment of them control or dilute their message doesn't mean they have to be violent lunatics.
No.34411
>>34410
Aren't you the poster that literally wants to massacre non whites though? There's definitely people on here who would prefer violence to peaceful resolution.
No.34412
>>34411
I'd also prefer violence.
No.34413
>>34411
Ideally most of them would be deported, but that's pretty much utopianism at this point. It's not about what we'd prefer, it's about what's realistically going to happen, and realistically, there's zero chance of this being resolved peacefully.
No.34414
>>34413
Well I thought you were this >>34412 guy so you can understand my confusion. It's a bit early to be claiming we'll have to revolt when the public consciousness has only just began to shift against multiculturalism though.
No.34415
muh PR may be a meme, but there is truth in it, you can't get anywhere being an obnoxious minority.
No.34416
who here /biggerbytheday/
COMEON
No.34417
>>34416
you mean bulking? I'm trying to put on muscle, but right now I'm more about losing weight.
No.34418
>>34417
well I more just felt about chatting about fitness in general, even if someone ITT was just doing cardio or something I'd be up for hearing about it. I nearly gave up but realised I've put on 1kg this month so I'm going to keep going. I might even bulk through march, I was initially planning to stop in February. Going to get back to the gym instead of just working out at home this month too I reckon.
No.34419
>>34417
do a 16/8 intermittent fast and a low carb (sub 100/150) diet (or even keto if you can handle it) along with lifting heavy, doing some cardio on offdays and 1 day of some sprinting a week.
will lose bodyfat and gain muscle like a mofo if you continue that for months
No.34420
>>34414
But it's multiracialism that's the problem. Cuckservative politicians and movements like PEGIDA would happily see Europeans bred out of existence as long as the xenos adopted our values (which is a fantasy anyway). To me, people like this are more dangerous than liberals, because at least with liberals you know what to expect. Groups like PEGIDA are bad because they absorb the energies of genuinely pissed off people and direct them towards more liberalism, just with an anti-Islamic flavour.
>>34415
Again with the false dichotomy. All I want to see is a movement or party that unapologetically and uncompromisingly stands up for the interests of the British people. UKIP have been good as far as the referendum goes, but being civic nationalists, they're just a slightly less subversive form of progressive that would see us become a minority in 60 years instead of 40.
Just because you don't tone down your message for the benefit of the media does not mean you have to be an "obnoxious minority" - though they will portray you as one, but they would have done that anyway.
No.34421
>>34406
>he doesn't even have a problem with "moderate" Islam, it's literally just the extremists he's against.
This is simply not true. He always bashes islam and muslims on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/694789966346452993
Here he's literally talking about how the Koran is violent and this is what muslims are taught. Not "extremist" muslims, just muslims.
No.34422
>>34420
I honestly don't think PEGIDA would to be honest, they're playing the field. I personally will support anything that helps turn back the tide, and PEGIDA certainly are. Whites won't be bread out of existence if we can end mass immigration.
No.34423
>>34419
I know fuck all about diet and exercise, I only understood about half of that, but what I did sounds good.
No.34424
>>34423
Are you dieting at the moment? That anon gave good advice but it's also a lot to take in for a beginner. I'm more of a calorie counting man personally.
No.34425
>>34424
I'm just not drinking soda and not snacking, the full intense diets are a bit much to jump to from years of being a fat slob.
No.34426
>>34425
Yeah that's definitely a better step than nothing. I'd maybe consider counting calories after a month or two of success. The only issue with cutting out "unhealthy" habits is that you don't know exactly how much you're eating, and while you're consuming less it could still potentially be over your metabolic rate meaning you'll continue to put on weight.
No.34427
>>34426
I'm trying to only eat when I'm hungry, but I'm not counting calories, so I could be fucking up. What's some good stuff to eat? I know protein's good, eggs and fish and things.
No.34428
>>34427
See this is a very common misconception among people dieting, that there are "good" and "bad" foods. Whether a food can be judged to be good or bad is based off it's micronutrients (vitamins and mineral) which while important for general health, don't actually impact weight loss. Your best bet is to have exactly three meals a day, and count the calories. If you stay under 2000 you WILL lose weight. You'll be able to weigh yourself in the morning (best time to weigh because you don't hold as much water weight) at the start of each month and see the weight coming off on the scales.
If you really want a generalised meal plan though
>two slices of toast with low calorie spread, approx. 300 cals
>sandwhich, obviously varies but something like 600 calories
>brown rice, broccoli, steamed chicken or fish. Usually 500-800 calories depending on portion size and if you use sauce or not.
That's about 1700 calories, so you could even eat slightly more and still not gain weight. I'd really recommend counting calories. Just take a day eating what you would normally eat and count it, if it's under 2000, great, you're on the right track. If it adds up to over 2000, you need to cut down.
No.34429
>>34428
the trouble with me is I'm very picky, so not all of that will work, but thank you, I'll try counting calories and let you know how it goes.
No.34430
it's over
it's not defeatism
it really is over
it's been over for a century
goodbye mother europe
No.34431
Post good anime music with piano in it that's popular enough to have easily-accessible sheet music online please
I'm learning to sight read and need new material. It doesn't matter how complicated it is since I'm mainly learning staves atm but bonus points if it's simple
No.34432
>>34431
kom susser tod
>>34430
how much are they paying you bagel boy
No.34433
>>34432
you don't think it's over?
No.34434
My beard and tash are looking just swell
No.34435
>>34425
How fat are you I was nearly 20 stone 2 years ago and now I'm down to 17st 10, but I've only begun watching watch I eat recently.
No.34436
>>34433
As long as the military still exists and is loyal to the crown it is not over. Provided of course the crown is still loyal to their subjects.
>>34434
How long have you been growing your beard / moustache? I've had mine for nearly a year now.
No.34437
Tempted to sell a bunch of my stuff lads. Was looking around on ebay and I could potentially earn close to £1000 selling off my stuff, closer to £600 if I kept my PC.
No.34438
>>34436
Hmm about 4 months perhaps
I've been trimming it so it looks a lot tidier than my past beards
No.34439
>>34438
What style beard / moustache do you grow? my moustache grows mostly downwards but I wax it out to the side.
No.34441
>>34440
>growing facial hair makes you a hipster
I want this meme to die.
No.34442
>>34441
I actually always wanted facial hair and mines is just starting to grow in, but I honestly don't think I'll bother now. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with facial hair but all the Numales have kind of ruined it for me.
No.34443
>>34442
Why let them ruin something you want? I'm going to be waxing my moustache to look like Horatio Kitcheners but I'll also have a beard because I want to have facial hair and I like how I look with facial hair. And those numale limp wristed bastards are not taking that away from me.
THIS IS MY BATTLECRY OF FREEDOM. ENOUGH.
No.34444
>>34439
Like this
Disclaimer: certain facial characteristics have been altered to protect my identity.
>>34440
>>34442
They'll probably go out of fashion soon. If there's one thing hipsters are good at it's adopting new trends with complete uniformity as soon as they become popular.
No.34445
>>34443
You're right anon. 10 years from now you won't be able to wear a beard without being accused of being a racist shitlord. MARK MY WORDS.
No.34446
>>34443
>Kitchener
That reminds me, I've been listening to Dan Carlin's Blueprint for Armageddon series lately and at one point he said something like
>"this war wasn't just a clear-cut battle between good and evil like the second one"
I mean his podcasts are good for learning about historical events but when it comes to narratives he overdosed on the koolaid. He also has a massive hard on for Churchill.
No.34447
>>34444
>that pic
Mohammed pls go
No.34448
>>34447
More like Sargon lol
Muslims shave their tashes off anyway
No.34450
>>34446
Yeah, he's a goy when it comes to muh evil nazis. I can't begrudge anyone having a hard on for historical leaders though.
No.34451
>>34448
wow that does look like sargon
No.34452
I remember Lars and the Real Girl being a great robot film.
When are we going to have a film night.
No.34453
>>34448
>>34451
>sargon
Guys, come on, there's no need to bully anon.
No.34454
>>34431
Got 3 days off lads, feeling good. My mood drops so much when I'm working, it's crazy.
No.34455
>>34450
I suppose that if you do subscribe to the good goy WWII narrative then it'd be normal to consider Churchill one of the greatest men to have ever lived. He literally defeated the devil.
>>34453
Sargon beard anon here, >>34448
was me. Like I said I changed the face but my beard is similar to his. I'm not a nigger though so the similarities end there.
No.34456
>>34435
I honestly have no idea, I don't even own a scale, I'm chubby I guess, not huge, but not skinny.
No.34457
night lads, sleep well etc.
No.34458
No.34459
No.34461
I think im off work today but I'm not sure.
I'll just ignore the phone all day.
No.34463
>>34461
They called me and told me I'm supposed to be in. Why the fuck did my Dad have to answer the phone.
No.34464
>>34463
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world
No.34465
>>34463
Managed to convince them that I actually am off. Pretty anxious that they are going to call back and minute.
It's been over 10 minutes though, not sure if I'm safe.
No.34466
>>34463
>>34465
Why didn't you go in when they corrected you?
No.34467
>>34466
I booked my holidays pretty late. I think the reason the confusion was made is because it was too late for the shift plan to be updated.
Maybe I'm wrong. But whoever I was speaking to seemed to believe me.
No.34468
>>34467
Oh so you actually are meant to be off technically? Fair enough. One thing I've found is skipping things I'm meant to go to always makes my anxiety worse because it perpetuates the cycle of avoidance, only reason I was mentioning it.
No.34470
Peanut butter and whole milk is literally god's gift to man lads.
>>34469
Good going mate, keep it up.
No.34471
>see pic related in my mother's room
s-she must have got it free from a magazine or something
No.34472
>tfw vegans actually believe humans are herbivore
No.34473
>>34472
we should eat vegans
No.34474
>>34471
tfw I unironically enjoy linkin park and evanescence
No.34475
>>34471
Maybe she's red pilled
No.34476
>>34473
I take this back who would want to eat smelly disgusting libshits like John Sakars, I'd probably throw up.
No.34478
Doing a bit of geometry on Khanacademy. I'm actually learning of my own volition. Something is happening lads…
No.34479
>>34476
the meat would probably be quite low quality too
No.34480
No.34481
>>34479
Yeah. you want your meat to be fed a decent diet.
No.34482
I'm thinking about trying to write a screenplay.
Writing is so much harder than cinematography.
No.34483
Today has not been a good day.
Nothing to eat, masturbated twice and already started drinking.
I need to stop this now and do something useful.
No.34484
>>34483
go for a walk? that's usually a good way to shake yourself up.
No.34485
>>34484
Too gloomy and windy. Have to go out with my Dad later anyway, even though I desperately don't want to.
Not sure why I feel like this.
No.34486
>>34480
I fucking love this guy. Anyone know when Woes is next streaming?
No.34487
>>34485
everyone has bad days, don't beat yourself up about it. Maybe have a shower or something? Prepare to go out later.
No.34488
Just applied for another job today lads. Also might apply for one more later tonight. Think I'm going to start typing up cover letters too to improve my chances. The housing market has absolutely plummeted recently so if I get a job I can maybe even move to the city.
No.34489
>>34487
I know I've mentioned it before but it's not just a meme: cold showers are great. I've been having them every other day for a fortnight now and they always improve my mood.
No.34490
>>34487
Yeah guess so.
Feeling a little more calm now.
No.34492
No.34493
>>>/pol/4848547
If you don't mind reading pdfs and epubs there's a huge dump of books on /pol/. Someone has been posting a book bundle there every month for six months. This is a double bundle. All the previous bundles are there too. You can download individual books or the whole thing.
No.34494
>>34493
99% of those look like they'd be incredibly depressing/infuriating to read because they point out what we already know: The West fucked up/ is fucked.
No.34495
>>34493
what type of books? political stuff?
No.34496
>>34494
If you want to make heads or tails of this world you have to read about bad things so you can avoid them. Defeatism helps no one including yourself.
>>34495
Pics related.
No.34498
oh God, my housemates are having a party
No.34499
No.34500
Why do these Paki Libs say UKIP attacks the poorest and most vulnerable in our society when their primary bone of contention is with Angela Merkel, one of the most powerful people in the world who launders and dilutes the British vote out of existence and can't even control her fucking weight let alone the fate of our nation.
When does this Balkan style war begin Britfeel?
No.34501
>>34498
OI OI GET THE FUCKING STRONGBOWS OUT also i love dick COME ON OUT YOUR ROOM AND HAVE SOME PRINKS WITH US ANON HAHA!
No.34502
>>34499
no. I don't even know their names
No.34503
>>34501
I'm assuming that's a filter, but it does fit well
No.34504
>>34502
I only know about it because I can hear the noise
No.34505
> they point out what we already know: The West fucked up/ is fucked.
That the West is fucked up (in a bad way) is obvious, but to say that it's fucked (finished) is presumptuous. There are far too many factors at play here.
No.34506
>>34502
What are you going to do then? Stay in your room all night? That's probably what I'd do if I had no where else to go.
No.34507
>>34502
how do you live with someone and not know their name?
No.34508
>>34506
yeah, I'm hiding. The trouble is I'm going to be hungry soon and all I've got is some haribo. I guess I'll just drink a lot of water to fill me up.
No.34509
>>34508
Well just make sure you at least leave your room to go to the bathroom. Don't do a Poleaboo.
Maybe they're just getting ready to go out soon or something.
No.34510
>>34509
I can't, so no worries there. And hopefully, but I don't think people go out on sundays. I don't go out at all though, so I could be wrong.
No.34511
>>34510
Normalfags go out just about every night of the week, I have no idea how they do it.
No.34512
>>34511
they enjoy it for some bizarre reason
No.34513
>>34512
I could understand once every one or two weeks if that's your thing, I just have no idea how they do it multiple times a week. How do they even afford it? All of their money must go on alcohol.
No.34514
>>34512
I assume a lack of crippling social anxiety and autism
No.34515
>>34513
I saved so much on my student loan by not going out. Everyone complains about a lack of money, and all I can think is, well, if you spend it on stupid shit…
No.34516
>>34515
but anon you're just not a free spirit like us! I'm a cultured traveller, I need that loan money to go to Ibiza this year!
No.34517
>>34515
How do their student loans even cover their spending? I know of one lad who bought a top of the range gaming computer for about £1k - and I bet their booze spending easily adds up to that or more. Does frivolous spending not cause uni work to suffer, or are student loans just disproportionately large?
No.34518
>>34517
IIRC student loans can vary from £400 to £600 depending on your parents income and most normans also work a part time job on top of that. Also some of the middle class ones get rent paid by mummy and daddy
No.34519
>>34517
you get three to four thousand a year, depending on your circumstances. Most of them are getting help from parents, some have jobs, but most are the stereotypical uni prick.
No.34520
>>34518
>normans
Saxon master race right lads?
No.34521
No.34522
>>34521
>not being Wessex master race
No.34523
>>34496
>If you want to make heads or tails of this world you have to read about bad things so you can avoid them. Defeatism helps no one including yourself.
I agree, but I feel like reading all that will just make me feel MORE defeatist.
No.34524
>>34500
because they are purely tribal in nature and therefore will always act as though their own are the "poorest and most vulnerable".
No.34526
>>34501
>GET THE FUCKING STRONGBOWS OUT also i love dick
when will they learn?
No.34527
>>34523
There is nothing wrong with being defeatist if you're defeated.
No.34528
>>34521
>>34522
>not being Hwicce master race
No.34529
>>34527
Fuck off you cuckold faggot
No.34530
>>34528
hwicce is part of mercia, I'd technically be a magonsaete if we're going that deep
No.34531
>>34529
It would be strange if you acted victorious when you've been entirely cucked.
I bet you're the faggot that jacks off 6 times a day to the thought of BASED MILO :4444))) GG4LIFE getting gang banged by niggers.
No.34532
>>34528
>being cucked by Merica who got cucked by Sven
>being a doublecuck
No.34533
>>34523
I find knowledge is power. Once you understand the destructive forces in society you can at the very least protect yourself from them. Don't be disturbed by events, cultivate yourself, then the people around you. Think small and local. Fight battles you know you can win. It all begins with yourself, with self improvement.
It's not all doom and gloom.There's some interesting titles in there. Have a browse, you might find something that will help you navigate this world, or at the very least expand your horizon.
No.34534
>>34532
>implying hwicce wasn't founded by Mercia after they cucked the Welsh and took the forest of dean area of Gloucestershire
>>34530
Regional pride lad West country is best country
>tfw too far north to be Wessex
No.34535
>>34531
I have no idea what that means Chaim, don't you have a bull to be prepping? After all, we lost.
No.34536
>>34534
I'm just on the midlands/country border. Either way, West is Best.
No.34537
>>34536
We get the best parts of the country really, Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Wiltshire, Sommerset, Gloucestershire, Worcestershire, Herefordshire and maybe Shropshire, Warwickshire and Hampshire. Not sure on those last three though. They might be midlands / southeast
No.34538
>>34537
good food, nice countryside, and (mostly) great people. The only downside is I'm so unused to cities that they scare me, horrible places full of crowds, and trash, and people just waiting to mug and stab you.
No.34539
>>34538
I've hated every time I have been to my nearby city. Bloody awful place. Fortunately I live out in rural England so I very rarely go there.
No.34540
>>34538
>>34539
I hate my nearest city too. It's relatively safe but it doesn't look or feel at all like England. It could be anywhere really. It's also just a glorified shopping centre, not really a living city.
No.34541
>>34535
I don't understand why you're so angry at me for pointing out it's okay to feel like you've been defeated when we already have been, if you didn't think we lost you surely would think society is heading in the right direction and that would make you a cuck. It's okay mate, it doesn't mean we can't win in the future. Why did you feel the need to say 'Fuck off you cuckold faggot'? We're all on the same side here.
No.34542
>>34541
being defeatist means you believe there is no hope of victory, at least it does to me. I was calling you a faggot because I was under the impression that's the point you were trying to make
No.34543
>>34542
If you don't accept defeat you can't learn from it.
No.34544
I'm so sick of this fucking bullshit cuck stuff. It's souring the threads and always leads to pointless shit flinging arguments.
Cuck should be used to describe cuckchan and lefty faggots, not each other.
No.34545
>>34544
Cuck is a meme-word and I don't know why people here have suddenly started using it. It's fucking bullshit and I cant wait for it to go away.
Wordfilter when?
No.34546
>>34544
Well the cuck throwing earlier about saxon kingdoms was just banter, but otherwise I completely agree with you.
No.34547
>>34542
>>34543
My definition of a defeatist is someone who sinks into despondency and negative or self destructive behaviour when they believe nothing can be done.
You can admit defeat without being a defeatist. There's plenty we can learn and plenty we can do and since this is a self improvement board it would be nice if we didn't indulge in defeatism.
No.34548
>>34544
Well when you misinterpret someone and think they're saying "it's over, give up, we've lost" then it's understandable to call them a cuck
No.34549
>>34548
You misinterpreted someones use of a word on the internet and argued about it then continued to be pissy when your error was pointed out. You're not coming out of this one with any sort of dignity mate.
No.34550
>>34547
I think of it as acceptance of failure.
No.34551
>>34549
>continued being pissy
You're the only one who's mad here lad, relax
No.34552
>>34551
>i'm not mad you're mad
No.34553
>>34550
You can accept failure, pick yourself up and learn from it in order to improve yourself or you can just sit in the middle of a road and hope to get hit by a bus.
I should reword my post. There's probably a few lads here who sink into despondant attitudes for whatever reason, and they post about it on this board. Fair enough, but its up to us all to help one another right? Isn't this what /britfeel/ is about?
No.34554
>>34549
>>34552
How was he being pissy once the misinterpretation was realized? I misinterpreted it too so your wording was probably a bit off. Simmer down.
No.34555
Daddy just sent me £100 lads, feels good. I wish I had some facebook frogs saved to accurately convey how pleased I am right now.
No.34557
>>34556
That poor man. It's a perfect example of why Feminism is pure evil, he's been completely brainwashed into thinking being a man and having manly qualities is bad, this is a genuinely sad thing to read.
No.34558
>>34556
He should kill himself.
No.34559
>>34557
He deserves it imo, probably a racetraitor too
No.34560
>>34556
>>34557
reminder that feminists will read that and think "ugh what a disgusting pig! He acts like a feminist but still feels entitled to a woman".
No.34561
sitting in bed with the rain pounding down outside. Real comfy lads.
No.34562
>>34557
I know, I've seen it posted before and everyone was just laughing at him for being pathetic, but it's really sad.
No.34563
>>34562
Women, and I'd probably say most normies, don't understand loneliness.
No.34564
>>34563
I'd say some women do, but certainly more women are normies than men.
No.34569
Fucking hell lads, theres some serious storm going on outside, feeling pretty comfy but I am annoyed because I wanted to go out today.
No.34571
>>34570
After the entire "Infinity Next" saga and seeing Josh's "i'm a victim, everyone is out to get me or hates me, jim is going to feed me to the pigs" personality in previous IRC logs, I expect this to be either absolutely nothing, or very finely cherry picked.
I mean, what reason is there to hold off from posting all of the logs right now? It's the same shit Zoe Quinn did when she posted snippets of IRC logs in a way that made it look like they were trying to rape and kill her, he probably wants to take out all the parts that make him look bad and all the parts that make anyone else look good.
No.34572
>>34570
I actually felt sorry for him not long before the infinity project failed. Now I just want him to fuck off. He's just trying to make trouble.
>>34571
All of this. He should just shit or get off the pot, as someone on twitter has already told him.
No.34574
Lads, I feel so sick.
I span round on my chair for about 5 minutes.
No.34575
>>34574
>I span round on my chair for about 5 minutes.
No.34576
>Take this as an opportunity to get back together with your totally real Japanese nuclear engineer internet “girlfriend” and write some more erotic vore stories for her. Take it as an opportunity to work on the KiwiFarms even, or get therapy for your fear of pigs and strange head canons about the feelings of others. Perhaps even take it as an opportunity to lose weight so you no longer snore so loudly that sharing a room with you in a foreign country is a sentence to a sleepless night.
Well played Brennan.
When a 38 inch cripple is acts more of a man than you, you should seriously reevaluate your life.
No.34577
>>34576
Hotwheels is pretty alpha to be honest
No.34578
How did hotwheels lose his virginity?
I want to know what happened physically that evening. How the hell is it possible?
He breaks his bones just from falling over.
No.34579
No.34580
>>34573
All I'm getting from this is that Josh is incompetent, Hotwheels is beta and Jim is domineering and abusive. They all sound totally unprofessional and I'm worried about the future of the site.
No.34581
>>34580
If they were professional or competent, they wouldn't be wasting their time and money with anonymous imageboards.
And let's face it, they could be autistic transgender furfag SJWs or some shit, Hotwheels & Co. bar Josh aren't too bad as far as imageboard denizens go.
No.34582
>>34580
>>34581
exactly, any legit professional out to make a serious profitable business would stay the fuck away from something like 8chan. It requires someone like hotwheels who is by and large a freak but who still wants to be responsible for something semi-meaningful to some people.
No.34583
>>34580
I quite like the lore of having Ivar the Boneless running the site.
No.34585
>>34584
one on the right is fat, not busty. doesn't count.
Also fuck off.
No.34587
>>34586
just banta m8
but seriously, post better looking chicks if you must slagpost
No.34588
>>34584
What the fuck are those rancid swines?
No.34589
Saw this on /pol/. What do you think?
The comments are full of people laughing at Trump as if he also messed up; people really do only see what they want to see.
Ted Cruz definitely acted like a slimy scumbag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrgeslpPZnk
No.34590
No.34591
>>34589
Trump is a stand up guy.
So much for muh evil capitalist slave owner.
No.34592
>>34589
yep, he waited instead of barging past Carson like an asshole, but he's the "bad guy" so of course the lefties have to say "lel trump so stupid he fucked up"
No.34593
>>34589
The one thing I will say about Trump is that he stands up for what he believes in, and seems to want a fair fight for the presidency. Which is a lot more than I can say for most politicians.
Other than that though, I refuse to get too into american politics.
No.34594
No.34595
ever since I shilled for trump a bit on my troll twitter account I keep getting random americans (mainly from the south) following me.
No.34597
>>34594
how did you type this then?
No.34598
>>34597
>not being able to type one handed.
No.34599
>>34597
>hasn't spent hundreds of hours arguing on 4chan with 1 hand and masturbating with the other
No.34600
>>34599
>>34598
>only needing one had to cover your dick
No.34601
>>34600
I use 1 hand to pleasure the most sensitive part of my cock.
I don't just tug away at it with both hands like some fucking barbarian.
No.34602
>>34600
>muh big dick
porn stars jack it with one hand mate.
No.34603
>>34602
>inb4 someone starts making cuck comments
I don't even watch porn anymore but lets no one here pretend they haven't watched enough to know the general principal
No.34604
>>34603
I'll be honest and say I actually haven't, porn is just super weird to me, I've never been able to get off to it
No.34606
>>34604
>
>I've never been able to get off to it
But you HAVE watched it, to establish you don't like it?
No.34607
>>34605
33 without bonus round.
42 with bonus round.
No.34608
No.34609
>>34605
I apparently run with the flock
No.34610
>>34609
Post your score lad
No.34611
>>34610
go ahead and REEEEEEEEEEEEEE my 98
No.34612
No.34613
>>34612
What is the highest "acceptable" score on here?
No.34614
>>34612
no, you. I specifically said REEEEEEEEEEEEEE me now REEEEEEEEEEEEEE or forever hold your piece.
>>34613
2?
No.34615
>>34613
anything is acceptable since this board is at least 50% normalfag
No.34616
>>34615
If this is a self improvement board, what are you all hoping to improve about yourself that wouldn't give you a good a score on this test ?
No.34617
>>34616
>a self improvement board
No.34618
>>34606
yeah, but I've never hung around long enough to notice trends in the media
No.34619
I saw Solid Snake at a grocery store in Newport yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Don't look at me like that.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “head come up, head come up, head come up" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Metal Gear Beer in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bully infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
No.34620
>>34619
Gave me a good chuckle.
>>34605
57, I've been called a normalfag by other robots before, but the fact that I'm actually a depressed manlet alcoholic really stops me from being part of society properly.
I do have an issue with "have a smart phone" being in the bonus round though, plenty of /g/ autists that have them just for the love of tech, and the use social networks regularly and use snapchat/yikyak cover all the reasons normies want smartphones.
No.34621
>>34605
32, which might sound bad, but 13 months ago I would have gotten a 16, and would have been that for about 7 years. Self-improvement confirmed for working, albeit slowly.
No.34622
Whether you're anticipating an African-American or itching for an Italian - Kukd.com
m-m-meme m-magic is not real r-right guys ???
No.34624
>>34623
Although it shouldn't that's made me chuckle when I'm on the verge of autistic breakdown. Thanks Hungrylad
No.34625
I'm sick of people shouting each other online. I'm sick of people arguing about the stupidest aspects of politics. I'm sick of Americans thinking that the issues they face are shared by the rest of the English speaking world because they think we're one culture. I'm sick of the completely unhealthy attitude to porn and sex people on the internet has. I'm sick of the fact that people who want to improve just work out glamour muscles and take cold showers while doing nothing of actual use.
I'm just sick of the fucking internet lads.
No.34626
>>34625
Get off it then lad
No.34628
Bought my mother a 19th century lectern sized bible for her birthday lads. Feeling absolutely moral.
No.34629
>>34625
>I'm sick of people shouting each other online
Imagine each person sitting at home at their screens with an expressionless face, because that's what's usually happening in reality.
>I'm sick of the fact that people who want to improve just work out glamour muscles and take cold showers while doing nothing of actual use.
I consider myself one who "self-improves", and that's not what I want to do at all. I've never even had a cold shower before, everything I've been doing has been working towards pulling me out of being a reclusive NEET hikki autist failure.
No.34630
>>34622
meme magic has been proved real time and time again
No.34631
>>34628
is that the sort of stuff she's into?
No.34632
>>34631
She's a Christian and has been going on about needing a new bible for ages, she also has been interested in antique books recently because I keep showing her old books I bring back from my favourite shop.
No.34633
>>34629
I'm aware that they have expressionless faces, but they just shit up everywhere with their inane arguing. And as for the self improvement stuff, I'm well aware there are some that are actually doing stuff, but most of it feels like goals people set so they feel like theyre moving forward, when really nothing in their lives is improving other than the fact that they can stand under cold water for longer.
I wouldn't mind all this so much if I wasn't so fucking lonely and every community I try and become part of is so full of fucktards. (present company mostly excluded)
No.34634
>>34632
That's a nice gift, I wish I could get my mum something more meaningful but all she does is play candycrush and while glancing at the tv
No.34635
>>34634
Iktf anon, I usually just buy her a scarf or handbag or something. This is the first particularly meaningful gift I've got her.
No.34636
>>34633
M8 I've been more productive in the last week than I have in the last year…It's not because of the cold showers but they're definitely helping. They have become a bit of a meme but it's because they're good for you.
>nothing in their lives is improving other than the fact that they can stand under cold water for longer.
How do you know this? It seems like you're projecting with the cold showers perhaps being a metaphor for something else.
With regards to your main point: too much internet is bad. Nofap, noporn, cold showers - it's useless if you're still at the computer for hours and hours each day. People often overlook this but it's one of the most important and also most difficult things to give up.
No.34637
>>34636
No, I literally mean cold showers, I've been talking to this guy online recently and he says he's improving a bunch but he really isn't, its all ego inflation and cold showers I'm aware of others that are exactly the same.
No.34638
>>34637
Oh, I see. Well there's no point letting other people's failures bother you. You can give them advice but the only person you can really help is yourself, which, ironically, is the best way to get others to improve themselves: leading by example (I'm not sure it works as well over the internet but you get the idea).
No.34639
>>34632
I don't know what my mother is interested in.
I don't really know her that well even though she's the only person I've been around my whole life.
No.34640
http://www.mensa.org.uk/workout
how well can you do in mensa's 15 minute meme brain workout?
No.34641
>booktuber I watch has been getting fatter and fatter recently
>bringing up more and more feminism in her videos
>just as she develops a double chin, announces a "feminist book club" deletes every single negative comment
>links a video "why deleting comments isn't censorship" in her video
Just end it all lads
No.34642
>>34641
>women
what did you expect?
No.34643
>>34642
I know, I know. It's quite creepy how every female book youtuber I find is without fail a feminist.
No.34644
>>34643
most women on youtube in general are feminists I think, it's the attention whore nature that makes you start doing it in the first place
No.34645
>>34641
Jean has always been chubby anon.
Booktubers are fucking terrible though, they're almost all female and 90% of them just read young adult fiction and shit book-chart stuff.
No.34646
>>34644
That's a fair point. Youtube attracts histrionic types.
>>34645
She has a legit double chin though, I actually liked Jean because despite her pleb taste in fiction she actually knows her shit when it comes to ancient Greece and it seems like she was going to start making more videos on that kind of thing. I'll probably just unsubscribe to save myself the heartache. At least I still have based book chemist, nobody can take him away from me.
No.34647
>>34646
I should clarify, she was always chubby but now she has an actual moonface and a double chin
No.34648
>>34646
Ancient Greece was pretty misogynistic to be sincere. I hope she condemns it.
No.34649
>>34646
Just looked at her channel. How could you not spot exactly what type of girl she is a mile away?
that fucking profile picture alone should tell you
No.34650
>>34647
Ah, I dont actually watch her but she's still in my subscriptions because of the reasons you stated. She manages to hide the doublechin in her thumbnails so I assumed it was more of the same.
I'll have to check out the Book Chemist though, I'd basically given up on the idea of booktube thanks to feminist trash.
No.34651
>>34648
Ancient Greece new that women weren't the equals of men
>>34649
Because I fancied her a little to be honest. It's like I grew up fancying Emma Watson then she turned into a raging feminist. I am eternally cucked by ideology.
>>34650
From what I've seen all his videos are apolitical. Just a scruffy Italian student talking about books and whether or not he likes them. He tends to read decent stuff too.
No.34652
>>34651
I'd rather watch someone apolitical to be honest, stops there ever being a shitstorm, and the idea about some scruffy student talking about books in his bedroom is good, shows its more about the content than trying to look all flashy and bright like most of the booktubers do.
It's also nice to see a guy that doesnt come off as a raging homosexual.
No.34653
>>34652
Yeah, he's just very monotone and stuff. He seems unenthusiastic, but in a good way. I find it really nauseating how people on youtube always insist on this faux enthusiasm all the time.
No.34654
No.34655
>>34654
this guy is the embodiment of reddit, I honestly despise him.
No.34656
>>34655
>keeps making sobstory videos crying about what a fat fuck loser he is
>still never loses any weight
No.34657
>>34653
Yeah, one of the gaming people I watch talked about it before, how it's seen amongst video makers that being positive means you keep retention throughout the videos, and that retention means you make more money. Which I guess is probably true for younger audiences, who like all that shit, but obviously it's not always the case, totalbiscuit is making bank on retention thanks to youtube red and his videos are incredibly dry,
No.34658
>>34656
He blames his testosterone levels on his weight.
No.34659
Is music anon here?
If I plug this into my keyboard will I be able to sustain? Bam - just like that?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/DAMPER-SUSTAIN-PEDAL-Yamaha-Keyboard/dp/B0013NB0ES
No.34660
>>34658
maybe he's just tacking on mass so he can get shreaded
No.34661
>>34660
Yeah, he'll probably just turn all that fat into muscle like all the pros do. He'll be really toned.
No.34662
>>34659
You might have to enable it in your keyboards settings, but yeah it should "JUST WERK". They are extremely simple devices, all that's in there is a potentiometer that makes an internal voltage go up and down depending on how far down the pedal pressed.
No.34663
>>34662
Thanks lad. My brother knows a bit about electronics and has actually built me some effects pedals in the past so I'll see if he can make one before I shell out the extortionate sum of £17 on one.
No.34665
>>34664
how did you find this?
No.34666
>>34663
Electronically it's a piece of piss, the difficult part would be finding/building the actual mechanism, but if he's built effects pedals before then perhaps he has some spare parts or knows where to get them.
No.34667
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Do you ever accidentally find bizarre videos with very little views and have no idea what the fuck is going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRuBOH_HoUM
No.34669
>>34665
I was learning the piano part to an ESNO song and it was in the related vids
>>34667
No.34670
Is it worth watching game of thrones?
No.34671
I just got told not to be racist on a different board.
No.34672
No.34674
>>34673
meant to reply to >>34672
No.34675
>>34673
/leftypol/ calls people racist all the time
No.34676
>>34673
What the fuck kind of boards do you post on?
No.34677
>>34673
I lurked there for a while to see what they were about, they are more recent immigrants from halfchan, booted off the MGS general on /vg/. They hate the rest of 8chan and are some of the biggest cucks on this site, and they are pretty much reddit incarnate.
They'll ban you for stupid shit like posting images of joost that she once claimed to be embarrassed by, it's pathetic.
No.34678
>>34675
That's expected.
>>34676
First time I've posted there, I visited because I know of them through Metal Gear and Joosten is cute.
No.34679
Looks like Trump has won New Hampshire lads. Good news.
No.34680
>>34675
Of course they do, the left define racist as 1) you care at all about the survival of the white race/ native Europeans, or 2) you disagreed with me
No.34681
thanks for the backup kamerad
No.34682
>>34679
This is nice news.
No.34683
Deleted >>34673 because I didn't want to get traced back here and for them to start shitposting, but apparently we have active mods and they don't.
No.34684
>>34667
I always assume it's a fetish thing, it usually is.
No.34686
No.34688
>>34687
This is it. This is how we reclaim pepe. Make him a Trump poster boy.
No.34689
>>34687
THOSE DAMN GOOBER GLOBBERS STEALING FACEBOOK FROG FOR THEIR RACIST AGENDA
No.34690
who here /reallyneedajob/
No.34691
>>34690
I'm more /shouldprobablygetajobbutnoteventrying/ here.
No.34692
>>34690
Who /miserablewageslave/ here?
No.34693
>>34691
I even applied for one of those "leaflet distributor" jobs today. I hope it's not some sort of scam.
>>34692
What's your job?
No.34694
>>34693
I work for the government. I doubt much will make you worry more for the fate of this country than seeing how poorly it's run.
No.34695
>>34694
>work for the government
GCHQ please go.
No.34696
>>34692
I'd probably hate my job if I worked more than 16 hours.
No.34697
>>34696
Yeah, I'm looking for part time work myself.
No.34698
Decided to test my words per minute because I'm applying for an office job and found out I can type 80 WPM. I never thought spending two years of my life arguing about niggers and jews on an anime imageboard would give me a marketable skill, but here I am.
No.34700
No.34701
My left hand's really cold and I can't warm it up. Might have a hot bath or something.
No.34702
>Being friendly and genuine can go a long way when dealing with customers. Please give a brief example of a situation when your helpful approach has benefited either a customer or team member.
for fuck's sake, even Iceland wants me to bullshit them.
No.34703
>>34702
I applied for Aldi once. They wanted me to write about the most challenging experience I'd ever gone through in my personal life. I fucking hate that bullshit. I just wanted to stack shelves for God's sake!
I just made some shit up about climbing a mountain. I actually probably over did it. I didn't get the job.
No.34704
>>34703
>climbing a mountain
Close anon, but they preferred Dean whose achievement was "shagging 6 birds in one weekend".
No.34705
>>34703
>they ask your greatest achievement
>say you've struggled with crippling depression for years but still get up in the morning and haven't killed yourself
>don't get the job
No.34706
I finally did it lads. After several long months of trying, I have finally conditioned myself to enjoy eating bananas. I am the master of my own destiny.
No.34707
>>34706
I would eat bananas if they were blue or red.
They are such a shit colour.
No.34708
>>34704
I fucking hate Dean.
>>34705
I'm just going to leave it blank next time and hope the manager or whoever handles recruitment just doesn't really care.
>>34706
What do you find bad about them? I like mashing mine into a paste and putting it on bread.
No.34709
>>34708
The disgusting texture. I'm mostly over it now though. I just sat down one day and thought to myself, mate, enough is enough. You're an adult and it's about high time you started appreciating bananas.
No.34710
>>34708
>not chewing it up, spitting it out and moulding it into a ball for later consumption
No.34711
>>34710
>not chopping the top of the banana off, squeezing it out, chewing it up and spitting it back in and then drinking it out of the banana
No.34712
Come in here and ask this ultra-SJW about his wife cucking him
http://www.twitch.tv/mattdillahunty
No.34713
>>34710
>>34711
For some reason I don't find either of those as gross as this one. RIP hula hoop madman
No.34714
>>34712
is that the guy from that atheist thing?
did his wife really cuck him?
No.34715
>>34713
Reading that made me dry heave, but then I have a really weak stomach. I dry heave when I'm washing dishes sometimes.
No.34716
>>34714
Yes that's him. I'm not sure, I saw it mentioned a while back that his obese wife cucked him when I used to go in the Twitch raid threads on /b/. It irked him when I mentioned it so maybe it's true.
No.34717
No.34718
Anyone else here want to live the simple life? My dream is to get a few acres of land and built a little but nice house on it, and live off the land. That or build a little mobile home and travel around.
No.34719
>>34718
Yeah, I dream that sometimes too. Sometimes I wish someone would turn up at my door, take me away to another country, to work on a farm, or as a lumberjack, or just doing anything outdoorsy and hard work, supporting a small but friendly community, and live the rest of my life completely computer/internet free.
No.34720
>>34719
You could try this.
http://www.wwoof.net
Of course you'd have to be a little proactive to find somewhere (no one is going to come to your door) and you'd probably have to cover your own travel expenses. It isn't a permanent thing but you'll get all your food and accommodation looked after, you'll see the world a bit and learn farming. You might even get a permanent job from it in the end.
No.34722
>>34721
>tfw the Anglo-Japanese alliance was terminated and we chose the Amerifats over based Nippon.
If I could change history, I would change that. Imagine what the world would look like today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bWPSzv9jkA
No.34723
>>34722
our cultures are so similar, and our histories, small island nation that kicked ass, and is now small again.
We really should link up with them again.
No.34724
Good morning lads. I was going to stay in bed longer today but I'm incredibly hungry and need to go get breakfast. Such is the drawback of leaving humanity behind.
No.34725
>>34724
Mornin' I went for a lovely walk in a frozen wood just out of town earlier. If the weather is the same tomorrow I'll take a camera and get a picture of a lovely glade in the woods for you guys.
No.34726
>>34724
Good morning, yeah I did the same. I'm sick of staying in bed until 1pm+, but I just wish it was easier to get into a sensible mindset the moment I wake up. I always just want to lie there forever and never leave, but as soon as I'm able to force myself out I realise how bad that mindset is.
No.34727
>Some cancers are mysterious, in that doctors cannot determine where they originate and how they will spread. These cancers often are given the unwieldy name "unknown primary squamous cell carcinoma" (UPSCC).
>Now, researchers at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine in Baltimore have found that the human papillomavirus (HPV) is strongly associated with UPSCCs in the head and neck area and, more specifically, cancer of the oropharynx, the middle part of the throat that includes the tonsils and the base of the tongue.
>In the new study, Dr. Carole Fakhry, an associate professor of otolaryngology – head and neck surgery at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, led a research team that examined 84 patients, mostly male, with UPSCC over the course of 9.5 years — the largest study of its kind at a single hospital. They found that more than 90 percent of the patients were HPV-positive, indicating that HPV was a probable cause of the cancer.
>The researchers also documented a steady rise in the number of UPSCC cases seen at Johns Hopkins Hospital: In the first four years of the study, there were 14 cases of UPSCC; in the next three years, there were 90 cases; and over the next 2.5 years, there were 297 cases. This increase mirrors the national trend of rising HPV infection rates among young people.
God is punishing the fornicators again lads
No.34728
>tfw you see a FtM with narrower hips than you
just fucking end it all lads
No.34729
>>34728
I don't understand.
No.34730
>>34729
I saw a picture of a female to male transgender and she had narrower hips than I do, and I'm a biological male. Shit's depressing
No.34731
>>34730
Maybe it's because she's just more of a freak than you.
No.34732
>>34731
m-maybe
I think I'm going to try and change up my diet to try and boost my T levels
No.34733
>>34730
Why do you want narrow hips as a man?
No.34734
>>34733
Do you know what narrow means? Men are supposed to have narrow hips and broad shoulders. Women have narrow shoulders and broad hips.
No.34735
>>34734
That sounded rude, I legitimately just wondered if you were maybe confusing narrow and broad. Guys are definitely meant to have narrow hips though.
No.34736
>>34734
>>34735
I think I was just confusing narrow and broad, nothing to worry about. I just had a temporary bout of retardation.
No.34737
>>34735
>>34736
To clarify my position I was under the impression men were supposed to be stocky and well built, after giving what you said some thought though, yeah it makes a lot more sense for men to have narrow hips, what with the lack of childbirth and all. I take my question back.
No.34738
Steak for dinner lads. Excited.
>>34737
yeah, I get what you mean. Men should be big (muscular) but skeleton wise I think most people find it better to have a slim waste and broad shoulders, giving a v shape.
No.34739
>>34738
there are major differences in the male and female skeletons, if you look up forensic anthropology you'll find some lists.
No.34740
>>34730
depending on when they get on hormones FtMs sometimes don't go through female puberty, or maybe it's just luck.
If it makes you feel better I have fucking massive hips.
No.34741
>>34740
Rubbish mate we're all equal
No.34742
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
why aren't you a fruitarian yet britfeel? It's 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoKBZfa3yo
No.34743
>>34741
was that meant to go to that one or the skeleton one?
You can tell race from skeletons too, there's so many differences people like to ignore.
No.34744
>>34743
>he has the wrong opinions
>he's on the wrong side of history
No.34745
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>>34743
>he doesn't know what year it is
No.34746
>>34743
>he believes in race
No.34747
>>34744
>>34745
>>34746
these really, it's 2016.
No.34748
>>34744
>>34745
>>34746
>>34747
I can't handle this banter lads.
No.34749
>go downstairs
>mum is watching some bullshit tv show about working mums
>it's talking about the "wage gap"
>this woman literally says that men and women working full time get paid the same
>but as they get older, and have caring responsibilities, many women work part time instead, and that's when we see an unacceptable pay gap
The only way they can justify this supposed "pay gap" is by comparing full-time working men with part-time working women.
>mfw
No.34750
>>34749
>women work less hours than men
>get paid less
>clearly this is symptomatic of systematic oppression of women
This is why they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
No.34751
Playing around with photoshop
Any idea how I can get the edited text similar to the original?
Also is that a tranny behind him?
No.34752
>>34751
you could copy the letters already on the sign. All the ones you need are there.
No.34753
>>34751
I've not used Photoshop much but is there any way you could just wipe the sign and then find a font that looks similar to that kind of writing and just use that?
No.34754
>>34751
maybe, might just be an emo, it's hard to tell
No.34755
>>34751
You can literally copy every single letter.
No.34757
>Mafia 3 upcoming release
>you don't even play as a mafia guy
>instead you play a half-nig who joins the "black mob" and who takes on the mafia
JUST
No.34758
>>34757
I have no interest in it whatsoever. I love the shit out of the first one and I've replayed it several times over the years, but from what little I played of it the second one was just another generic "cinematic" open world game.
No.34759
>>34757
>coens in the background
No.34761
>>34758
mafia 2 is one of my all time biggest videogame disappointments. They cut out so, so much fucking stuff. The game files showed hundreds of cut missions as well as side missions and other activities. You can tell when they jump ahead 10 years that a huge chunk is missing
No.34762
>>34760
>not treating your wife to a cheeky black bull
>being mad when she gets her own
I bet you stone age bigots haven't even been charged up with a virile POZ load
No.34763
>>34757
Ah the first game was so good ;_;
No.34764
>>34762
That's their daughter, not the wife.
No.34765
>>34764
Oh I see. Well the point still stands - doubly so in fact. What better way to make your little princess feel special than to treat her to a premium black bull?
No.34766
>>34760
It was always bad but this shit is fucking everywhere recently. Santander, Galaxy, J2o, Halifax. I'm pretty sure there is more I can't remember.
No.34767
>>34760
>those dislikes
ahahahahah
No.34769
Baby, your new dick has arrived!
No.34770
If my cat licked my food can I still eat it?
No.34772
>>34762
>>34765
fucking stop this shit.
No.34773
>>34771
stop being a bigot, dude.
No.34774
>>34770
yes but cat meat is very tough
No.34775
>>34772
*teleports behind you*
Think very carefully about what you say next.
No.34776
>>34774
the banter in the thread today is off the charts, I can't handle all this banter
No.34777
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>>34775
*unsheaths katana*
What now, kid?
No.34778
>>34775
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off??
No.34779
>>34777
HUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You just made the wrong move…
No.34781
>>34779
*unsheaths second katana*
*jumps 100ft in the air*
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGTHJYRUWA
*glides through the air pointing both katanas towards you*
No.34782
>>34781
*casts summoning incantation*
Where's your God now?
No.34784
>>34782
WAIT
If…
If you kill me
you're no better than me
No.34785
>>34783
Feel the same way mate, but I don't have anything better so can't really complain.
No.34786
>>34785
I don't know why a couple of people have decided to start regularly shitposting. Because the thread is usually pretty quiet they're guaranteed responses from the lurkers who don't have much else to contribute.
No.34787
>>34769
damn cis scum stealing dicks from good, hardworking trannies
No.34788
>>34786
All things in moderation lad
No.34789
>>34788
agreed, the occasional shitpost is good for the soul
But you've been overdoing it a bit tbh
No.34790
>>34789
I disagree. I don't know who you think I am, but there's hardly ever shitposting in these threads anyway. Just now was, I think, the hardest I've ever gone.
No.34791
>>34790
I think he's classing all the cuck shit thats been going on the last week or so as shit posting (at the very least, I think it was)
No.34792
No.34793
>cuckchan britfeel posts their waifus in every thread
They have no shame
No.34794
>>34793
any husbandos? I thought they had a few fags over there
No.34795
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I'm off to bed lads. I'll leave you with this.
No.34796
>>34793
>admitting you go there every thead
No.34797
>>34795
Goodnight mate, sleep well. I'm off to bed myself actually, goodnight guys.
No.34798
>>34795
I love that song, it's so hard to find English folk music online
No.34799
No.34800
>>34796
I check it every now and again, and since our threads last a few days it's not that strange. I find them entertaining in the same way I find wildlife documentaries entertaining.
No.34801
>>34798
>>34799
Have a listen to the oldest known melody in the world. It's actually really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhB9gRnIHE
No.34802
>>34799
Most of the stuff I like is Irish t/bh it's bouncier
No.34803
>>34799
cheers mate
>>34801
that's pretty decent, I wonder how they worked out what the tablet meant though
No.34805
>>34802
But it's fucking Irish.
No.34806
>>34805
I also listen to rap
No.34807
>people still posting new threads to ask questions instead of just asking in the general
No.34808
>>34807
smdh, people need to lurk moar
No.34809
i've tied myself to my chair so I won't keep leaning forward on my desk inches away from my monitor
No.34810
No.34811
>>34809
I did that for a little while, by belted my head the back of the chair.
It kind of worked too
No.34812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vww7eQYhPMc&list=RDDBhB9gRnIHE&index=3
Loving this ancient music. This would be haram in Islam right? Or is it ok because it has no vocals?
Ps. It's hilarious when foreigners can't speak English properly (in an endearing and not condescending way). Especially so with far-Easteners.
No.34813
>>34812
>Arabs think they were Babylonians, Assyrians, and any civilization in the near east
>they were the ones that destroyed them
No.34814
No.34815
Spain is so fucked it's amazing.
The faggots want to end the monarchy and dig up Franco's body.
No.34816
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Have a good stock image lads
No.34817
>>34809
>fall asleep at your desk
>hang yourself
>die
No.34818
>>34817
What would make you think he'd have tied it round his neck?
No.34819
I hear my sternum cracking often, like when I stretch my shoulders back.
This is worrying me.
No.34820
No.34821
>>34819
I used to be able to "click" mine, it would often get really uncomfortable, as if it was split into two halves and misaligned in the centre, and I would have to do a weird shoulder movement to "snap" it back into place. It doesn't happen anymore though, and I couldn't click it even if I wanted to.
I can still click my collarbones in a similar fashion, my elbows if I straighten my arms right out, and my wrists if I make a fist and rotate my hands.
No.34823
>>34822
>this is a video from the Guardian
>meanwhile the Guardian have stated they are disabling the comment section on articles relating to Islam or immigrants
No.34824
I masturbated twice this morning now I feel so tired.
And I have to work in 1 hour.
No.34826
This documentary is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
Amazing Chinese-African banter.
No.34827
>>34826
I'm watching this now, it's great. I often wonder how much China will actually accomplish in Africa without actually taking over properly there. They have shitty labour on the one side and on the other corrupt and incompetent governments. Add to that the already shitty infrastructure of most of Africa. It must be hard getting stuff done.
No.34828
>you will never be a mongol horse archer laying waste to chinese settlements for genghis khan
No.34829
trump is going to be debating his opponents in front of a live audience tonight lads
how are you all doing today
No.34830
>>34829
I've only just woken up and I feel like shit. How about you?
No.34831
>>34830
just been doing a spot of reading. i keep meaning to get up early but i keep staying on my laptop in bed until 12. are you ill or something? you might become nocturnal now
No.34832
>>34829
I'm doing well thank you, had a miserable first half of a day, but I just weighed myself and I've finally hit 10 stone after being 8.5 - 9 stone for years, so I'm feeling good now.
No.34835
>>34834
how are dindus this stupid?
No.34836
>>34831
no, I just got woken up at 3am and then fell back asleep at 10 in the morning. So I'm probably not going to sleep tonight.
No.34837
>>34835
desperate need to prove themselves I think
No.34838
>>34835
Most niggers are born stupid.
No.34839
>tfw can't even get a job in Tesco
No.34840
>>34839
Dont wanna go for Tesco anyway mate, they pay 3 quid more an hour in Aldi, or 2 quid more an hour in Lidl.
No.34841
H-Happy valentines day lads
No.34842
>>34841
thanks mate, you too
No.34843
>>34842
thread's really slow today, is everyone else out on a date or something?
No.34844
>>34843
I had a driving lesson, but mostly I've just been reading.
No.34845
>>34844
watcha reading anon? I'm halfway through blood meridian, you guys would like it, lots of use of the word nigger.
No.34846
>>34845
Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki. It's a Murukami book, so there's a lot of crazy dream shit going on, but its basically about a guy who had a group of friends through his childhood who was told not to speak to any them ever again while he was at university, and how he try and finds why/more about them 10 years later. It's got a mystery sort of feel to it.
Blood Meridian seems a bit too serious for my liking. I'm not a fan of heavy books, if you know what I mean.
No.34847
>>34846
Depends what you mean, I'm 150 pages in and it's not very hard to read or deep in terms of themes, but it is very violent if that's what you mean. It kind of glosses over much of the violence though, I think that's the point in a way, to show how normalised the savagery. Most of the descriptive work goes into describing the landscape. How is Murakami? Is that your first book of his? My local waterstones has a tonne of Murakami at the moment.
No.34848
>>34847
I've got no problem with violence, I'm the one reading the malazan books too and they can be pretty gruesome, bones snapping, starved hordes getting boiling oil poured on them, necromancy and all that. Thematically the idea of massacring native americans just sounds pretty heavy and those sort of things require me to take more breaks than usual, and I'm looking for shorter reads between my malazan books which are like 1000 pages each.
I really enjoy murakami, theres a lot of time spent with not much happening, stuff like simple conversations, cooking, talking about classical music, it's all very subdued.
He's not at the point yet, but I think he's going to become a big "meme" author soon, the fact that all his books are pretty weird (this is my third) means that sort of thing could come into the who redditor crowd and help it. Luckily, they're VERY japanese, and treat females the way japan does traditionally, and so the sexual relationships in the book tend to be a little bit rapey sometimes. I hope that's enough to keep it from exploding.
No.34849
>>34843
Actually I was out with my mum___.
We went to some shops to pick up some bits for my sister's future wedding, and then went to my sister's fiance's dad's birthday party for a while. He had a quad bike cake, it was pretty bad ass.
No.34850
>>34848
Eh, I'm pretty far in and personally I find it pretty easy going, but I don't find the kind of themes Meridian deals with to be particularly irksome. The Murakami stuff sounds interesting, I might by it when I'm in the mood for something easy going.
>>34849
Cool. I did a morning workout then went for a pub lunch with my dad, the steak was delicious, it had this really high quality jack daniel's sauce on it. It all felt very moral.
No.34851
>>34850
If you do pick up murukami, colorless is a good starting point. It's relatively short at 300 pages, and there seems to be less of the crazy dream stuff that has been in the other books I read.
No.34852
>>34851
I'll keep it in mind lad. Sadly I'm not allowing myself to buy any more books this month because I bought a bunch in January and it was just getting a bit silly, honestly. I had to live off of peanut butter and crackers for like 3 days.
No.34853
I went to my Nan's house to change a lightbulb. I came back with
2 bottles of lemonade that were opened over a year ago
1 scratch card that I have to hand in for her
6 packets of polos that expired in July 2015. The shelf life for polos is usually 1 year
1 box of lemon and ginger tea which she gave me because she didn't like it
1 tub of malted milk drink which she didn't like
A small whisk
The lightbulb changing was no easy task. I had to get a literal sackfull of lightbulbs and experiment with them until I found one that wasn't broken.
And I have to go back tomorrow to pick up more stuff and she was mentioning she wanted her room painted.
I was supposed to change ONE lightbulb.
No.34854
>I used to be a bit like this
Anyone else?
No.34855
>>34854
Pretty much all of this with the exception that grumpy cat and sriracha hadn't reached meme status back when I was like that
No.34856
>>34854
When I was a teenage faggot it was more like "i hav teh lemon fish rofl XD so randum" type shit. Which I think is actually worse.
No.34857
>>34855
I've never heard of sriracha. Is it Totally. Fucking. Awesome?
>>34856
Me too, I think that's common among le science types. The funny thing was that I purported to fucking love science but didn't really know that much about it.
>not knowing about the narwhal bacon
=P
Speaking of smileys, what are your thoughts on them? In my opinion, ;_; and its variations are the only acceptable ones.
No.34858
>>34857
It's a thai hot sauce, it's alright really. Nothing special. I tend to use it sometimes because it's cheaper than other hot sauces that I like.
>>34857
:4)
No.34859
>>34858
That one's not so bad actually. I think you're the only person I've seen use it. xD and :3 are Day of the Rope-tier though
No.34860
>>34859
:4) is used by myself and like one other person on this board because the ^ version was deemed so cancerous it had to be filtered. For example , btw I'm a cunt
No.34861
>>34859
I used to like :P because it's an easy way to show you're joking, which doesn't always work over text, but it's very 14 year old girl, so I've stopped using it.
No.34862
>>34860
:v) remains unfiltered though..
No.34863
>>34862
That one's cheeky :v)
No.34864
>about to go to sleep
>random bout of anxiety
okay then.
No.34865
I feel so ill. Can't stop being sick.
Please send a priest.
No.34866
>>34865
Wololo. Wololo. Wololo
No.34867
>BAFTAs awards
>John Boyega won rising star award
>Sidney Poitier given lifetime achievement award
>Idris Elba nominated for best actor
>Revenent won best picture (nonwhite director)
>they even had a foreign film category
>pathetic left wing cunts are STILL protesting that it's "too white"
I'm mad
No.34868
>>34867
It'll never be enough for them. The only way to win is to completely ignore it.
No.34869
treat yourself to a temple massage
No.34870
>>34869
I pulled a muscle in my temple a week ago so I can't ;_;
No.34872
>Watching two qt's talking about the walking dead.
No.34873
>>34872
Girl in red is utter trash.
No.34874
I hate working in retail.
No.34875
>>34874
Greentext your worst moments lad. I've been applying for retail jobs and am intrigued.
No.34876
>>34875
>some kid goes on a full autistic rage, throwing glass bottles everywhere
>his fat mother is too slow to catch him so she just waddles round yelling at him
>some kid wants to buy a xbox live card
>gives me a massive bag of 1-5p coins
>have to count every single one of them one by one
>new girl refunds a vacuum cleaner
>open the box up
>it's full of a few bricks and cardboard
>"sorry, the store is closed now"
>"but I only want a few things!"
>"sorry, we don't sell those anymore"
>"can you check?"
>car washing people caught shitting behind the recycling bins
>someone burns some food in the oven and creates a tiny amount of smoke
>entire store evacuated
>4 fire engines show up
No.34877
>>34876
>gives me a massive bag of 1-5p coins
you know that 1p's and 2p's only legally have to be accepted up to the value of 20p? And 5p's up to the value of £5. You should have told him to fuck off
No.34878
>>34876
Fucking hell. Are there any perks?
No.34879
>>34878
Well this cute guy gives me a blowie behind the freezers sometimes
No.34880
>>34878
Its not very strict
Its almost impossible to lose your job no matter how much you fuck up.
Unless you steal stuff.
No.34881
>>34878
What >>34880 said is super true.
I leave like an hour early a LOT and no one says anything, same if I'm late. I know a co-worker who on his "15 minute" break went into town, got a haircut and a subway then came back and it had been an hour and a half, they said nothing.
Plus depending on where you work, they pay you an okay amount. Aldi and Lidl's pay well.
No.34882
>>34880
Do you live in a diverse area? I'd hate to work retail under the threat of constant enrichment. What are your co-workers like? I know some jobs require you to form tight-knit groups with them.
>>34881
That sounds fairly laid back thb. I suppose it depends on how strict your manager is though.
>tfw Aldi and Lidl haven't responded to me
No.34883
>>34882
I do not live in a very enriched area. I see maybe 1 minority a week at work.
>What are your co-workers like?
I have nothing bad to say about them. They don't make us have tight knit groups.
Ages go from about 16-retirement age.
Old people who used to work in factories that were closed down.
Younger people in university.
People who just want part time work or weekend jobs for whatever reason.
People who couldn't find jobs anywhere else.
No.34884
>tfw can't even get a job at tesco
how the fuck did you guys do it? I can't pass the questionnaire. I'm amazed people on here manage to get hired given the constant, multiple year long employment gap we must all have.
No.34885
>>34884
When I filled out the questionnaire I just ticked all the obvious supermarket asskissing options and got through. I did get my job while I was in college 4 years ago though, and stayed seasonal while I fucked up at uni for three years, luckily there was a position available when I finished so I moved back onto part time.
No.34886
>>34885
was this at tesco or another supermarket? I looked around online and apparently the tesco one if meant to be ridiculously picky because they're too lazy to actually shortlist applicants
No.34887
>>34886
Nah, this was Asda.
No.34888
>>34884
my dad filled the questionnaire in for me
No.34889
Had a bit of an "episode" today and ended up buying a book about witchcraft.
I guess Lupus would probably be proud.
No.34891
>>34889
as in a psychotic episode?
No.34892
>>34891
Yeah, I get them now and then, but only minor ones. Today I was utterly convinced that magic was real and that it was the only way I could improve my life. I also bought a bunch of black clothes and some rings and bracelets to go along with the book for my "warlock" look.
No.34893
>>34889
Become a necromancer and summon Lupus back from the dead.
Burn a party hat or something.
No.34895
millennial wews on some libertarian guy's livestream soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbaOzGIyAqc
No.34896
>>34895
Sounds like an average libertarian.
No.34897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvhxqDA4t6I
adam wallace talking to sargon
>the cucks in chat
No.34898
OK, following the advice of >>34780, I'm cutting and pasting this in the general.
All right lads, I'm a long time lurker and I have some stuff I want to share.
So I left the UK as a boy and have lived in New Zealand ever since. The thing is, I never felt at home here, I was always wanting to "go home". As an adult every time I read about all the shit happing there I get so mad. Added to that is a desire to help my family, especially my nan and my auntie.
So I've decided to save up as much as possible and move back. Any advice on how to re-integrate into British life? What shit should I be ready for when I arrive?
I want to move back to help look after my nan and also to do something towards making Britain Great again (to steal a phrase). But more than that, I feel a deep and abiding connection to, and love for Britain, in spite of all the problems there. I'd like tips on getting used to the way things are done over there, pounds vs. dollars where to shop, signing up at gp's and banks etc.
And yes, I know it's often cold and wet, I prefer colder weather actually it's one of the reasons I want to move back.
No.34899
>>34898
Britain is now basically a more liberal and cucked version of Australia. I mean it's very similar to New Zealand in terms of infrastructure and roads and whatnot, but I don't know how it will compare in terms of the general attitude of the populace.
No.34900
>>34898
Where exactly will you be moving to?
No.34901
>>34898
There is no 'British life' to integrate into.
You're mad to leave NZ.
No.34902
No.34903
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP RINGING THE HOUSE PHONE
No.34904
No.34905
>if I had a "small loan of a million dollars" like Trump, I could easily become a billionaire, anyone could!
>Okay, explain how you would do it then
>they refuse to answer
Every damn time.
No.34906
>>34905
You dont get to where he is as a businessman without knowing what you're doing. People treat trump like an idiot because he's allegedly racist and "smart people aren't racist" is a thing these days. He's very obviously a smary guy, and from what I've seen of him he's a pretty nice dude too, and wants a nice fair competition for presidency. The whole fuck up with the name reading at that debate is a good example of this.
No.34907
>>34906
Yeah, my dad had some shit lefty talk show on who were discussing it and they were making Trump out to be an idiot for standing and waiting with Carson since he hadn't heard his name. It seemed like a pretty nice thing to do.
No.34908
>>34905
People who make fun of that clearly don't know a thing about business. I know better and I know next to nothing. Someone with his education could easily get a multi-million dollar loan.
No.34909
>>34900
Chester
>>34901
I'd gladly swap places with you.Spend some time here and you'll find it's not as great as it seems from the outside.
No.34910
>>34909
>Chester
You're pretty far from London, so that's a good thing, you won't have to deal with as much "multiculturalism" as some places, although being so close to Liverpool could be a problem.
At the very least, it's a nice traditional British looking town.
No.34911
>>34906
Also, people say Trump is a shit businessman because he's had businesses go bankrupt, but in reality he's just "declaring bankruptcy" in order to shed debt and take advantage of the law. He's a damn shrewd businessman.
No.34912
>>34909
Nicest looking town.
No.34913
>>34909
What do you do for work?
No.34914
>>34912
Fuck man, I didn't even know places like that existed in this country.
I need to get out of this shithole.
No.34915
>>34914
Same.
Everyone considers where I am to be really nice, but it's full of Muslims, the underclass and Uni students.
It was nice in the 60s.
No.34916
>>34914
There's lots of nice looking towns.
Are you the one from Milton Keynes?
No.34917
>>34912
why can't everywhere in the UK be like this? Are there places this lovely looking in Scotland too? England gets Bath, Chester, Oxford, all incredibly comfy in terms of architecture. Edinburgh is nice I suppose, Glasgow, Aberdeen and Scumdee are absolutely hideous.
No.34918
>>34917
York is pretty nice too, as is Exeter. A surprising amount of english towns look like this, but theyre all the slightly smaller ones. I'm not sure if there's any outside of England, I certainly haven't come across anywhere that nice in Wales, although there is a lot of nice countryside towns, or coastal places like brecon or tenby. I assume Scotland has something similar.
Personally I like the look of Inverness, Edinburgh and St Andrews, but I've never actually visited them, and the pictures online could just highlight the nice parts.
No.34919
>>34917
Scotland gets better landscapes.
No.34920
No.34921
>>34920
Literally everywhere has 'Asians'.
No.34922
>>34920
My little village is doing well lads.
No.34923
oh god you guys look at rochdale
No.34925
No.34926
>>34916
>Are you the one from Milton Keynes?
Yeah, a-at least it's not Luton.
No.34927
>>34912
It is nice, I miss it a lot.
>>34913
I am currently what you might call under-employed, with only occasional work. But I'm hoping to get a second full-time/regular job soon. I also have training in hospitality and tourism, which is what I want to do once I'm back.
No.34928
>>34925
Ah, big coincidence. I just recognized the shape after looking at the region.
No.34929
Getting comfy and watching the little mermaid.
14/88
No.34930
>>34920
This is what Chester (and Blacon, where I'd be moving back to if possible) looks like.
No.34931
No.34932
No.34933
>heating oil runs out just as the weather gets really cold
Just fuck my shit up lads
No.34934
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>>34934
I would wonder who connected an old VCR up to my TV with this video in it, and how did they make it play.
No.34936
>>34931
>undateable man: chubby and slightly awkward
>undateable woman: hideously disfigured
No.34938
I get about 5 fast food flyers pushed through my letterbox every day.
No.34939
>>34938
compress them into a brick and throw through the window of your nearest kebab house
No.34940
What's your favourite coffee?
No.34941
>>34940
I prefer tea, but a nice espresso or mocha would be my go to coffee
No.34942
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No.34943
Anyone still play OSRS? I remember someone mentioning it a few months ago.
No.34944
>>34943
That was me. I started playing when they released Deadman Mode, but I got bored really quick.
No.34945
>>34944
Deadman looks dead.
The worlds are getting about 50-80 people on them right now.
No.34946
No.34947
>>34942
though I find the jeb bashing funny, I think it's about time the Trump memers change targets.
Jeb has been utterly rekt, he's finished. People like Cruz and Rubio are actually a threat, we ought to be shitting on them more.
No.34948
>>34942
I don't even find it funny anymore.
Rest in piece guacman.
No.34949
This documentary was both hilarious and tragic
No.34950
>>34949
My favourite part was the Chinese-made tape measure.
No.34951
>>34950
Decent banter from Eddy at that part to be honest
He's obviously aware that the majority of his people are utterly incompetent. He seemed relatively intelligent, and probably knows that the chink overseer was right about everything - but what can he do? Such is life as a smart negro.
No.34952
>>34951
Yeah, Eddy seemed like a teacher trying to handle unruly and stupid students, clearly much more intelligent. Impressive how he speaks four languages, even if three of them are local.
At one point Lao said 'they have no concept of time', that comes up again and again from foreigners all over Africa. Africans really have no concept of time.
No.34953
>>34947
Trump is a known 9/11 truther, he shits on Jeb! so hard because he has a personal vendetta against him, Trump lost people in 9/11. Notice how he only entered the arena the day after Yeb announced his running for presidency? Shit's personal.
No.34954
I've gained another kilo lads, I'm starting to question the validity of my scales at this point. Leaving humanity behind at lightspeed.
No.34955
>>34954
It sounds like beginner gains possibly combined with some fat. The gains in the first few months of lifting are always yuge because it's new to your body; it attempts to adapt to the new stresses as quickly as possible. It'll probably slow down soon.
No.34956
>>34955
Feels good man, I've only been eating and lifting consistently since January and I've gained over 3 kilos, at this rate I might actually hit 80 by the end of March.
No.34957
>>34953
I feel that. He seemed to get genuinely mad when Cruz mocked "New York values"
But even so, I was more referring to the fact that his supporters tend to focus on deriding Jeb instead of his actual competition.
No.34958
Poleaboo got banned on halfchan again
>>34949
>documentary
Poleaboo thinks you're an idiot
No.34959
>>34958
You should be banned from here too
No.34960
No.34961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEbkgGlBLF8
we're so fucked
the chinks are beating us so hard in everything
No.34962
>>34958
pakis literally aren't allowed on this board lad, it's the rules
No.34963
>>34961
the chinks have almost the level of intelligence and ingenuity of whites, but with none of the excessive empathy and cuck faggot leaders. We would own china were it not for the fact our leaders decided that looking after the third world was more important that innovation and progress
No.34964
>>34963
yeah, they value progress and intelligence; we value single mothers, niggers and social justice
No.34965
>>34963
The japs and the chinese are like ants, they can give up individuality easily to become part of a larger thing, productions lines, etc. all they need is one smart one to lead them then everything goes fine. They're basically like perfect soldiers. (In the mind anyway, physically they dont match up)
I mean, the bugs in starship troopers are supposed to represent communist china, with their hive-mind.
No.34966
>>34963
>intelligence
They just memorise shit, they've got no creativiy
No.34967
>>34961
>17 year old leader of groundbreaking research
ayy lmao
No.34968
>>34966
I wouldn't say they don't have creativity in arts, but they don't invent shit.
They boast of 5000 years of civilization yet have contributed nothing to civilization apart from muhai faiarwerkz.
No.34969
>>34968
>creativity in arts,
That's the main one they fail at
Chinese don't value or understand art
Koreans and Japs just ape without understanding
No.34970
>>34969
>they don't understand art
what do you mean?
No.34971
>>34969
Anyone got the picture that compares art from countries during the 18th century and the japan one is shit.
It's just a joke but it still makes me laugh.
No.34972
>>34971
>it's just a joke
It isn't
Japs did nothing until they were forced to open up to the west
No.34973
>>34969
are you stupid?
east asian cinema is great
to say they don't understand art is outright wrong mate
No.34974
No.34977
>>34976
It's probably the nicest morning in about 2 weeks.
No.34978
still got some wine left
should i..
No.34979
>it's an "everyone takes pictures from their beds" episode
can't be bothered to remove the exif data so I'm not going to lads. Rest assured my room is just as sunny as everyone else's right now. It's a bit messy though, I should tidy up today.
No.34980
>>34978
haha go on deano fucking down it haha
No.34981
>>34978
>>34980
weeeeeeee
LIKE to drink with DEANO
cuz DEANO is our MATE
and WHEN we drink with DEANO
he GETS it down in EIGHT…
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>>34991
corse i fookin did
u not jus me dwn it wid smithlar?
No.34993
>>34992
HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
No.34995
No.34996
Are lampshades for ceiling lights called lampshades?
No.34997
>>34995
>>34995
You've made the thread indistinguishable from it. I want you to think very carefully about the quality of your posts.
No.34998
>>34997
from what?
i have no idea what you're talking about †bh.
No.34999
>>34998
>>34994
Work on your reading comprehension, lad.
No.35000
>>34999
wtf is cuckchan
hence why i said 'whah'
maybe you need to work on yours..
No.35001
>>35000
Did you actually drink a whole bottle of wine or something you drunken autist
No.35002
>>35000
Are you being intentionally obtuse or are you just dense?
No.35003
>>34976
>>34978
>he's from the forest of Dean
No.35004
I'm getting fed up with all these flyers.
Even more pushed through the letterbox.
No.35005
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No.35006
>>35000
Yay, i'm not newlad anymore
No.35007
>>35003
incorrect, friend.
No.35008
>>35007
Thought it was too good to be true.
Is anyone else /W E S S E X/ here?
Independence when?
No.35009
No.35010
>>34996
>>35003
It's Coleford anon, he's been here for ages. However, he's an applefag that clearly doesn't know how to turn off EXIF location data.
No.35011
>>35010
That place looks nice. I'm jelly.
No.35012
>>35010
didn't know that was possible, cheers for the tip. i haven't been here for ages though, don't know where you got that from.
>>35011
it's pretty shite m8 and unbelievably slow/boring. if you like it that much i have a spare room.
No.35013
>>35012
How much will you charge me to come live with you anon
No.35014
>>35012
I'm not far I'll come.
I'll sleep with >>35013 if I need to.
No.35015
>>35013
as long as you're not loud and you're tidy whatever you can afford.
>>35014
i actually have two spare rooms.
/colefordrobothouse/ when
No.35016
>>35011
It does actually, some anons here are very lucky to live where they do, nice little villages out in the sticks or even just traditional looking towns.
>>35012
>i haven't been here for ages though
Perhaps not recently, but what I meant was that you were here last year at the very least, pics related.
No.35017
>>35016
I don't remember posting them, thanks for not semi doxxing me at the time but why now? and why do you have those saved from all that time ago?
No.35018
>>35015
>>35014
>two spare rooms
It's happening lads, robot house is happening.
>>35016
Oh I remember that middle one from when we all posted our battlestations.
No.35019
>>35017
Doxxed anon, meet dox anon.
No.35020
>>35017
Have you been on halfchan all this time?
Are you a normie? You see like a normie.
No.35021
>>35017
He's an autistic internet privacy crusader who doxxes people on here to make a point about protecting your information online, his motivations are purely about sticking it to the Jews
>>35020
>bed full of ninjagos
>crate of japanese noodles
Doesn't look very normie to me
No.35022
>>35021
>uses apple products
>watches football
>goes on IN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, BRITFEEL and maybe /brit/
>drinks alcohol and eats McCoy's
>wants to leave comfy villiage because it's 'slow and boring'
No.35023
Some seriously good (and rare) vaporwave here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3fTHfHxQhk
No.35024
>>35022
>drinks alcohol
Calm down Abdhul
No.35025
>>35024
I'm not that guy but it's more the taking pictures of his alcohol that screams normie (or more likely failed normie) to me. I could be wrong.
No.35026
>>35024
bud light though? this deserves my scorn anonlads and I'm your pet normie
No.35028
>>35025
to be fair though that image is from a thread where we took pictures of our desks and posted them, and he just happened to have alcohol on it at the time
No.35029
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>35023
It's just this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjnN_p5Clo , slowed down, given reverb, then renamed and re-attributed to some talentless fuck.
When will this retarded meme "genre" die?
No.35030
>>35022
McCoys really aren't that bad.
No.35031
>>35016
Why is there so much lego?
No.35032
>>35029
It does sound really good though, and that's all I care about. Here's some composed vaporwave if that's more your thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS7CeCQ7gU
No.35033
Threads busy today, lads.
Has pakiboo brought friends or something?
No.35034
>>35033
Nope, we just have something to talk about.
No.35035
>>35032
There's sounding good, and then there's taking somebody else's shit that sounded good, doing practically nothing with it besides changing the tempo, and the releasing it on bandcamp under your own name with a new title and no mention of the original artist.
That is literally worse than what niggers do, at least they have the "decency" to loop, cut up, combine, or rearrange the music they sampled and add their own voice over the top of it before trying to make money off of it.
No.35036
>>35035
Ok. But I like listening to it.
No.35037
>>35036
Shit eaters like to each shit, what can I say? You're free to like what you like, and I'm free to say you have shit taste and list the reasons why.
No.35038
>>35037
Your issue isn't so much with the music itself but the circumstances surrounding its production. I don't care about that, I just enjoy listening to it. You're coming across as a bit of an autisté.
No.35039
>>35038
I am autistic and my main interest/hobby is music production, correct.
Tell you what, name me an old 80s song, or a track from a game, anything you want really, and I'll make a "feels like im on a beach in tokyo in the 80s! neon lights and palm trees! who /borninthewronggeneration/ here?" version just for you, and anyone else that wants anything vaporwave'd for that matter.
No.35040
Lads, what do you think about devoting one's life to maximising comfiness? Can such a thing be done? Some criteria I have devised for comfy
>relatively small space
>must have views of beauty, be it good architecture, nature or water features
>cannot be totally isolated, must either be part of a community or connected to the internet
>not too tidy, a degree of clutter is necessary
>>35039
Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it
No.35041
>>35039
Devvo - Donny Soldier
No.35042
>an old 80s song
>Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it
No.35043
>>35042
>anything you want really
No.35044
>>35040
>not too tidy, a degree of clutter is necessary
That is not comfy.
No.35045
>>35044
Maybe clutter isn't the right word, but visual noise is. A room with a white floor, white walls and nothing in it but a white bed and desk isn't comfy. You need something going on.
No.35046
>>35040
>cannot be totally isolated, must either be part of a community or connected to the internet
I can never feel comfy without being alone and it being quiet around with nobody to bother me. I think I would be extremely comfy if I could be totally isolated from people.
I'm also most comfy when I'm not on the internet. Like when I'm engrossed in a book.
No.35047
Poleaboo went into town today to get a bank statement to prove to the student loans people he wasn't in employment
White slag clerk was friendly but nosy, commented on the healthy balance of his student account. He didn't bother correcting her but she just went on and on
First time he'd stepped out in a week, also grabbed a takeaway, spicy donner on chips
Played PS4 for 20 minutes when she went out, as soon as she came back she told him to get off as she wanted to watch TV
poleaboo bought the freeview box and remote so he just chucked them outside
Bitch is watching Netflix now
No.35048
>>35047
>she went out,
Mean Poleaboos sister
No.35049
>>35023
I don't like that but I love >>35029
Is >>35029 made with a synth? I don't know anything about music.
No.35050
>>35047
Just use a VPN and post on halfchan or even better use a rope and hang yourself.
No.35051
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>>35047
I really don't know how people can eat kebabs.
You see the giant chunk of meaat through the windows before the shop is open, fermenting on that pike all night. It looks like the jelly dog food you get when it slides out the tin and keeps its form.
No.35052
>>35047
can you just fuck off I really can't be bothered logging into the admin panel to ban you you fat paki fuck
No.35053
>>35040
https://my.mixtape.moe/vlujcn.mp3
>>35041
https://my.mixtape.moe/wtxweh.mp3
Still taking requests, serious or not.
>>35049
The N64 used really short samples that were sequenced to generate music. The cartridges didn't have enough memory to hold real audio like CDs could, so it had to work more or less the same way the SNES did, but with more channels (instruments playing at once), PCM memory (length of samples), etc. Some PS1 games did the same thing, like FF7, Crash Bandicoot, and many others.
So it's synthesized, using samples of real instruments, synths, drum machines, anything really, and it's generated in real time while the game is playing.
No.35055
>>35051
It's delicious, complements chips well
>>35052
Will be unbanned tomorrow
>fat
Untrue
>paki
Yeah but we have more in common than differences
No.35056
>>35053
These don't make me feel like I'm on a beach in 80s Tokyo at all
No.35057
>>35055
We'll make kebabs out of you and your brown mudshit kind one day.
No.35058
>>35056
Have you been on a Tokyo beach in the 80s.
No.35059
>>35056
Blame the source, vaporwave-fags almost always use 80s instrumentals as their source because they often have the "smooth and exotic" vibe.
Chav-tier music on the other hand is pretty much the opposite of that.
No.35060
>>35053
we hadda kid called serdina
No.35061
I wonder why birds fly into my window. It happens probably about once every 6 months.
When they do it, they always leave a massive bird-print on the window that I can't get rid of.
No.35062
>>35057
We currently make kebabs out of your young budding white slags
No.35063
>>35051
Pakis eat the dirtiest of cheap shit, like how paki shops sell the lowest common denominator of products. There just is no word for quality in urdu only cheap cheap cheap
No.35064
>>35062
>implying your man enough to do anything outside of your own room near the general public
Have you pissed yourself again paki?
No.35065
>>35063
Most consumers of paki food are white
Donner and curries are a cornerstone of both the modern British diet and culture
No.35066
>>35064
We all have our breaking points
Once reached we do things others never thought possible of us
No.35067
>>35065
you've not seen a pakis home made curry, what you buy in a curry house is a bastardisation coloured up Indian food not some buddhi's sheep brain meat and rice
No.35068
>>35066
L-l-like a-answering t-t-the front d-d-door
No.35069
>>35064
He actually pissed himself?
No.35070
>>35039
Again, your issue is with the circumstances surrounding the production of the music, specifically that it requires little or no talent to create, as well as the meme culture that surrounds it. I don't really like the latter aspect of it either; I listen to it non-ironically, so I probably wouldn't fit in with those guys, and I wouldn't really want to anyway because their memes are so unoriginal and boringly repetitive. But I still enjoy listening to it in the same way that I still like having a beard despite every insufferable hipster faggot having one, or in the same way I like bacon sandwiches despite them requiring no talent to make.
>>35062
You're among the lowest of the lowest of humanity, lad. You make the paki chieftains of Rotherham look like ubermensch.
No.35071
>>35069
Not just in his bedroom, in the public library
twice
No.35072
>>35052
I would ban him but I'm enjoying watching him get BTFO
No.35073
>>35070
>Rotherham gang
>low
They got more white PTP than everyone ITT combined ever will
No.35074
>>35058
Yes
>>35066
like, and I fucking quote from your blog "masturbating to the thought of my roomates making me a castrated sissy maid"
Not only will you never do shit to harm white people, deep down you're dying to serve them. You openly admit to wanting to be dressed up like a girl by white women, kill yourself you disgusting fucking faggot. And I mean faggot literally, enjoy getting rimmed you queer.
>>35071
please tell me exactly what happened.
No.35076
>>35073
>paki actually proud that his kin rape children
No.35077
>>35062
"E-excuse me young gori, can I d and rape you behind Mohammads donner shop p-please?"
"No you creepy manlet paki"
"Uh ok can I lick Mohammads balls when he does it?"
No.35078
POLEABOO:
>So autistic he's an outcast on a board for lonely autistic people
>has publically pissed himself twice
>is a Paki, but constantly tries to suck up to white men
>is heavily into femdom, talks on his blog about wanting to be castrated by women
>was ran out of his last work place because people found his pathetic blog and he also stalked some ugly polish girl or something
just remember lads, no matter how bad it gets you will ==NEVER EVER== be poleaboo
No.35079
No.35080
>>35079
go wallow in your own filth you literal subhuman, good god does it feel good to not be you.
No.35081
No.35082
>>35079
Why can't you piss in a toilet? Why out a window or into a bottle?
Fucking uncivilized untermensch.
No.35083
>>35070
Music doesn't exist without it's production, I understand that people can like shitty or poorly made things, perhaps even ignore it's production entirely, and I understand in this case you very much like "vaporwave", but that doesn't change the fact that it's shit.
A film could be poorly directed and have actors that can't convey a single convincing emotion, and it would still be shit even if you liked it.
A game could be riddled with so many bugs and glitches that it barely functions and it's business model is entirely based on selling shitty DLC and microtransactions, and it would still be shit even if you liked it.
A book could be filled with plotholes, poor wording, depthless characters and have a bland storyline, and it would still be shit even if you liked it.
Now imagine in any of those mediums, that the creator simply took somebody else's finished work, and played it back at the wrong speed / made the player move slower / made the words more spaced out, retitled it, and then sold it under their own name without mentioning the original creator.
That's what vaporwave is, that's why it's shit, and that's why anyone that likes it, ironically or not, has shit taste.
No.35084
>>35079
POO IN THE LOO POLEABOO
No.35085
>>35077
Not a manlet, poleaboo is above average height
>>35078
>So autistic he's an outcast on a board for lonely autistic people
Get plenty of supporters, it's just that normies are the majority these days
>has publically pissed himself twice
If you are confident enough to ask to use the bathroom over a public radio at work then you're a normie
>is a Paki, but constantly tries to suck up to white men
Grown out of that. Britain will be the centre of a new caliphate in two centuries
>is heavily into femdom, talks on his blog about wanting to be castrated by women
Nothing wrong with this
>was ran out of his last work place because people found his pathetic blog and he also stalked some ugly polish girl or something
Normies will always find someone worse off than themselves to victimise
Never try, never fail
Sponging off bennies and living the NEETlife is the way
No.35086
>>35082
Anxiety
Though surprisingly didn't have a problem with asking detective and letting him watch
No.35087
>>35085
>Insha'allah I will make Britain a caliphate, filthy kuffa!
>So anxious he pisses his pants and wants to be castrated by women
CUCK
U
C
K
No.35088
No.35089
>>35083
>Music doesn't exist without it's production
For you.
POLL ON WHETHER BRIT/POL/ SHOULD BE BANNED FROM /POL/
http://poal.me/f2u8ku
No.35090
>>35089
voted yes, the cancer in that thread has reached critical mass.
No.35091
>>35085
I'm glad you posted here, I'm reading through your blog and it's quality. I can't think of anyone more pathetic than you.
How old are you by the way? I went to school with a paki who was autistic as fuck, might be you.
No.35093
>>35091
Pretty sure he is 16-17. I read he was underage.
No.35094
>>35091
24
Closer to 25 than 23
Had friends in highschool, sixth form was where it all started to go wrong
No.35095
>>35085
>If you are confident enough to ask to use the bathroom over a public radio at work then you're a normie
>pissed myself once, roommates were about.
Nothing to do with the PA system, does this mean you've pissed yourself a lot in public?
No.35096
>he empties his pissbottles out the window
This man needs to be deported.
No.35097
>>35095
>asking to use the bathroom
Even in primary school I've had teachers who thought that was degrading.
No.35098
>>35096
>pakis literally turning britain into india
No.35099
>>35094
Not him then, I think pakis are just susceptible to being autistic faggots because they're weak and smelly. Probably why he likes femdom.
No.35100
>>35095
It all stems from anxiety
The situation at work was impossible
The situation at home was difficult, could chance it sometimes if they were in the kitchen and the door was known to be closed
>>35096
It was rare, had 15-20 litres of capacity, they were only full for about a month, maybe only emptied about 5-10 litres worth before binning them all
No.35101
No.35102
>>35101
Fuck off, waiting for legit threadslave to make a thread.
No.35106
>>35099
It's the inbreeding, it's more important to bring your relatives to Britain for free money than it is to spread your genepool.
pakis - inbred indians
shit in the street mohamad
No.35107
I refuse to post in that absolutely amoral thread
No.35108
>>35106
>There's an entire caste of people in Pakistan so inbred that they look like rats
No.35109
>>35108
>white Brit
>calling anyone else ugly
No.35112
>>35102
>>35107
wtf, what's wrong with it?
No.35113
>>35109
Says the inbred sandnigger jealous of a one armed slav.
You'd be comedy gold if you weren't so pityfully disgusting you deluded inbred roach
No.35116
>>35113
Why would you insult the noble turkroach by comparing him to a paki?
No.35117
>>35113
Stop quoting the blog, it was all stuff written/felt in the moment
If you can't relate then I think you need to reevaluate where you post
No.35119
>>35117
Nobody here can relate to you, your life is less valuable than a diseased rat's.
No.35122
>>35112
It's gay as fuck, and I'm not having our traditional OP image being replaced by some faggot who wants to be a girl and suck dick.
Notice how the cancer runs amok whenever this paki fucker is around, he was the cause of it all before and I wouldn't be surprised if it was him doing it again.
No.35123
>>35117
if I had the chance I would assault you
No.35124
https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Cousin_Marriage_in_Islam
>70% of marriages in Pakistan are between first cousins
I didn't know it was that bad. More likely than not - especially given his…disorders - this Poleaboo fella is literally inbred.
No.35125
>>35124
Poleaboos parents are not related
No.35126
>>35124
that kind of explains why they're all so weird looking.
No.35127
>>35123
For some reason that made me kek really hard.
No.35129
>>35122
Poleaboo is posting in the other thread but he didn't start it
No.35131
No.35132
>>35122
just post your favourite image next time. the op doesn't mention sucking dick.
No.35134
>>35125
Your parents aren't your only ancestors, rat boy.
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No.35143
>>35139
fuck off back to 4chan with this autistic threadwars bullshit, your OP was crap and that's why we have another thread
No.35148
>>35125
>implying I take the word of a paki as honest
Less IQ than I gave you credit dirty ape