No.35130
Be thankful you're civilized edition.
No.35135
there's already a new thread >>35092
No.35136
hi is this the moral thread
No.35137
>>35130
>civilized
more like americanized.
No.35138
>>35135
that's the faggot thread for pakis and other assorted nonhumans
No.35140
>>35137
I keep spelling it like that because the games.
No.35141
>>35130
Thank you threadsaviour.
>>35135
That thread is degenerate and tradition-breaking, feel free to remain there if you want to wear dresses and get bummed.
No.35142
No.35144
>>35136
I was going to post a picture of Peter Hitchens but then I remembered his comments about Enoch Powell and race-mixing. You'll have to settle for this other morality man.
Is this the moral thread? It is now.
>>35142
I will never post in that thread or any thread like it on this board, ever.
No.35145
No.35146
who else /wishestheywereagirl/ here?
my boyfriend would be so lucky ;_;
No.35147
>>35146
Poleaboo has wanted to be a girl before he even hit puberty
That's the real origin of his femdom fetish
Forced feminisation/sissy shit are part of it
>>35111
>not wanting to be smooth
>>not wanting to dress in pretty clothes
>not wanting to have sex as the partner who receives more pleasure
No.35149
>>35146
y-you can still be my bf
No.35150
>>35147
>femdom
>wasting being a girl on lesbianism
No.35152
No.35153
>>35151
Same girl but 5 years younger and with makeup
No.35154
>>35151
>>35153
the makeup makes a hell of a difference. that forehead.
No.35155
>>35144
post more pictures of our lord and saviour please
No.35156
>>35155
Ok
Here He is btfoing usurers
No.35157
>>35151
>>35153
she looks like the children of that woman that posts videos of her little retard brain dead kids that are basically vegetables, anyone got a link?
No.35158
>>35156
those hook nosed profiteers sure are getting wrecked
No.35159
>>35158
isn't Jesus a hook nose?
No.35160
going to tesco lads does anyone want anything?
No.35161
wtf is going on here today.
No.35162
No.35163
>>35160
1 apple.
I went to Marks and Spencers but they were stupidly expensive. £3 for a pack of 4 apples? Fuck that.
No.35164
>>35159
He was, but the story goes that he "completed" Judaism, as he was the alleged Messiah of the prophecies in the Old Testament, and founded a new church. However a large number of the happy merchants at the time did not recognise him as the Messiah and stuck to the "incomplete" Judaism, which is still waiting for it's Messiah almost 2000 years later.
>>35163
Should have flipped their table mate, that's outrageous.
No.35165
>>35164
Looking at it from a purely worldly perspective, he was the most successful revolutionary of all time. I'm sure the Jews of today would love to do with a Bobby Fischer or Brother Nathanael what their ancestors did to him.
No.35166
No.35167
who /lookingforwardtonewghostbusters/ here
No.35168
>>35167
what a disgusting thing
No.35169
>>35167
I'm glad they're going back to practical effects for the ghosts and monsters and what not. If that pictures anything to go by it's gonna be terrifying.
No.35170
>>35163
Done, I got a six pack of gala apples for £1.50. Fuck M&S lad. Also got blueberries, strawberries, spinach, avocado and bananas. Got some clementines yesterday. I'm coming down with a cold so I like to binge eat fruit and vegetables in the hope that the extra nutrients will help me.
>>35162
I got you a copy of the King James bible and an appointment with a private psychotherapist instead.
No.35171
>>35144
Morality man is the Jewish God - good goy.
No.35172
In all seriousness lads how moral would you consider yourselves? Does anyone here have a moral compass? Did you make it yourself or get it from religion/parents?
No.35173
Poleaboos sisters are watching live TV on the PS4 now
One of them tried bringing his freeview HD box back indoors but Poleaboo truly smashed it this time
No.35174
>>35172
I'm as moral as I can be, I try and do the right thing, but I don't stress about it.
No.35175
>>35172
I consider myself pretty moral, at least with regards to my real-life actions, and I have very strict boundaries as to what I will and will not do. My mind on the other hand can be extremely degenerate at times, but morality is all about not acting on your thoughts, and I've been great at that so far.
My mum had a Catholic upbringing, and my dad claims to be an atheist I distinctly remember him describing himself as agnostic in my youth, but I guess atheism became a lot more "in" since then but neither of my parents tried to instil any kind of religion on to me, at least beyond being christened a Roman Catholic.
Most of my values line up with Christian morals, but I wouldn't consider myself a Christian at least, not yet. I've never practised the faith to any extent, and I know fuck all about it really. I kind of wish I'd been taught it when I was younger, and lived in a nice moral community, but oh well.
No.35176
>>35172
I think the worst thing I do is fapping to porn. I make a big deal of trying to stop or whatever and cursing myself for failing but really I suppose it isn't the worst thing in the world. I still want to stop though.
I suppose my moral compass is Christianity/ten commandments, the golden rule and trying to lead an honest, honourable life. I don't always succeed though, I mean I told Poleaboo to rot in piss only a few hours ago
No.35177
>>35176
>I think the worst thing I do is fapping to porn
Same here, I probably wouldn't be so bothered if it was normalfag-tier porn, but it's really not, so it's something I've been working on. Resensitising myself to finding IRL women attractive has worked great so far, but trying to rewire my brain back to factory settings in order to stop getting aroused to things I really shouldn't be getting aroused to, is proving far more difficult.
The thing that really sets me back the most is imageboards. This board is fine, but most other boards have degenerates lurking in ever corner posting lewd images, regardless of the original topic matter, and I find it hard to resist in those moments.
No.35178
What boards do you browse lads?
Just this and /pol/ for me.
No.35179
>>35044
>>35045
I think I get what you mean anon, the idea of having lots of stuff, comfy blankets and pillows on armchairs, stacks of books everywhere.
Also, fucking hell lads. I'm away for 6 hours and everything degenerates, well done on making a new thread on your own though, don't listen to false prophets.
No.35180
>After Midsomer race row, latest 20 episodes feature 24 minority characters: Villages where show is set become much more politically correct after former producer's departure
>Former Midsomer Murders producer Brian True-May sparked a race row when he described the all-white cast as 'the last bastion of Englishness
>But since he stepped down, the drama has become more politically correct
>At least 24 ethnic minority characters have appeared in the latest episodes
>The first Asian character with a permanent role has also been introduced
Lads look what they're doing to Midsummer Murders…
My grandma used to love this show. It's probably for the best that she's not around to see what they're doing to it.
No.35181
>>35177
I tried nofap a few times and failed miserable every time. The longest I've gone is a week and that was at the beginning of the year. I'm trying a new stategy now. I'm not going to look at porn anymore but I will just fap if I feel like it. So far it's working quite well. I don't think I'm doing it as much as I was and I'm not really missing looking at porn.
>his board is fine, but most other boards have degenerates lurking in ever corner posting lewd images
Yeah I try as hard as I can to avoid that shit. Another reason I don't go to brit/pol/ anymore.
>>35178
Just /pol/ and /pdfs/ mainly, also /tech/, sometimes /cyber/
No.35182
>>35178
Mostly here, /improve/, /fit/, /tech/, /v/ (not so much any more), and occasionally I'll dip into random other boards. I used to go on the /r9k/ here all the time, but I noticed that focusing on things like that all the time was negatively affecting my mood and mental health, so I stopped.
No.35183
>>35180
I really used to enjoy midsummer murders, watched an episode a year or so ago, it had one minority in, but she was a minor character.
Honestly, it's one place I'm surprised people arent more annoyed about them trying to be more diverse around. Midsummer is basically rich white people: the area.
>>35178
I try and avoid anywhere but here. Internet communities tend to be depressing as hell, keeps me down.
No.35184
>>35180
>all the couples just happen to be black men and white women
No.35185
>>35180
good
(PAKI WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.35186
>>35185
'ere sam, looks like we've got a PAKI 'ere
SPLASH he's gone
No.35187
>>35180
>THREE bmwf couples
Jesus Christ.
No.35188
>>35178
halfchan /ck/ and that is all.
No.35189
>>35180
HOW DOES ADDING BLACK PEOPLE MAKE IT POLITICALLY CORRECT
If the black people were no longer going to be portrayed in a negative way this would make it politically correct. But how the fuck does pushing a few blacks make it politically correct?
No.35190
>>35189
politically correct = less whites
diversity = less whites
equality = less whites
No.35191
>>35189
I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I just laugh at their pathetic escapism and denial of reality. Black people don't live in the countryside.
No.35192
No.35193
>>35192
Mine are average sized I think, but my dick is pretty big.
I trimmed my hair down there yesterday actually, as well as my arse for the first time. I'm debating whether or not I should trim my leg hair too, but I don't know if that would look better or worse.
No.35194
>>35193
why would you trim your arse hair? are you gay?
No.35195
>>35194
There's nothing gay about it.
No.35196
>>35194
You have no fucking idea how hairy my arse was. The hairs were about 2 inches long, and all over the cheeks, inside the crack, that bit between the balls and the arse, everywhere. It was disgusting, but I just lived with it for years, however yesterday I just decided to say fuck it and trim it.
I'm much happier with how it is now, and generally feel less disgusted with my body. Would recommend to anyone with an extremely hairy arse.
No.35197
>>35196
my mistake i thought you'd shaved it all off and made yourself into a smooth bottom twink. yeah trimming it is fine.
No.35198
No.35200
I can tell he's a kike but I can't put my finger on why. What is it about his features?
No.35201
>>35200
The sleepy lizard eyes.
No.35202
the next person to post will get a qt gf by the end of this year
No.35203
>>35202
the next person to post will not get a qt gf by the end of this year
No.35205
No.35206
No.35207
Right lads, I am challenging myself to only use the internet for research between 11am and 10pm, in an attempt to start fighting back against my horrendous internet addiction. I will let you know whether or not I succeed.
No.35208
>>35207
Might be a little too strict to start with, which could stop you from keeping up with it for more than a couple of days. I'd say put the end time as early as possible to begin with, perhaps 3 - 4pm to mimic school hours, then push it to 5pm, 6pm, and so on until you reach your goal.
No.35209
>>35207
Do you have anything to take up the time you would usually spend just browsing the internet? it's going to be a hard thing to accomplish without something to fill that void.
No.35210
Thoughts on Babylonian Hebrew? Has the Alt. Right been infiltrated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNMsY_eQSLg&feature=youtu.be
No.35211
>>35210
He's better than most.
The Alt Right is fucked due to people like Sinead, Michelle, all the other women apart from maybe Lana.
I think Sinead is only doing it for the shekels, but she acts like an infiltrator with 'muh womyn got to stick together! muh boogymen mgtow!'. Michelle is just fucking stupid 'uummmhh hmmhmhmh and yaaa' and is in it for the attention, agrees with everything Sinead says blindly because she probably wants to start a patreon. Also she doesn't have a problem with eastern Europeans flooding the West because she's a Pole herself.
Also Christcucks, brit/pol/, especially brit/pol/, people who say 'oh you just think there are Jews behind everything, like when you stub your toe!', just about everyone that is in the chat of the hangouts and LARPers.
No.35212
>>35211
>tfw chat shitposter
Michelle strikes me as really dumb. At least Sinead can speak properly and formulate ideas, even if they are at odds with everyone else. I don't have a problem with the Christians, but some reclaiming of institutions will have to be done if Christianity is to be of use to us in future (though to be fair that applies to every facet of society, religion has been dragged down the shitter with everything else). I don't see which other vehicle any prospective Western spiritual revival could take form in than Christianity. I'd like to see Catholicism become great again. I really envy the Ruskis when it comes to their church.
No.35213
>>35208
Yeah, I think you're right. I lasted something like 3 hours.
>>35209
I have dozens of unread books and unplayed videogames. I legitimately enjoy reading but when I play it for more than a half hour I just get this nagging sensation of missing out on something potentially funny or entertaining online and come crawling right back.
No.35214
>>35213
I get that too, but upon going back to the computer I realize I'm not missing out on anything and that reading is in fact much better for me in every single conceivable way.
No.35215
‘I loved her, I wanted children. Then she started reading the Koran’: Cuckolded husband of female prison guard on the run with migrant who raped 15-year-old girl fears they are going to Syria
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3440290/Syrian-migrant-rapist-attacked-schoolgirl-escapes-Swiss-jail-goes-run-female-prison-guard-fell-him.html
No.35216
>>35213
>>35214
Also it helps if you're interested in the topic of the book…some books, no matter how popular or critically-acclaimed, will just not do it for you. You should reject these books.
No.35217
>>35215
>Cuckolded husband of female prison guard on the run??????????? Seriously the author of this article must be about 17 and spends far too much time on 4chan
No.35218
>>35212
>I'd like to see Catholicism become great again.
Me too. I've been thinking of joining the faith. I've become really interested in Orthodoxy recently too though. I like its anti-modernism, the fact that its remained largely unchanged. I also like how it makes a lot of room for personal faith and mystery/mysticism, its acceptance of national or local traditions and the fact that it doesn't have a Pope.
No.35219
No.35220
>>35219
Aah, the "everything that isn't catholicism is larping" meme. A fine meme.
No.35221
>>35219
Because they have sacraments and ceremonies like every other religion on the planet= larping. Whatever you say.
No.35222
thinking about getting back on SSRIs lads
No.35223
>>35222
What did you take them for before?
No.35224
>>35223
depression
is there anything they're prescribed for other than depression and anxiety?
No.35225
>>35222
I wouldn't recommend it personally, in the long run they only make depression worse. It's better to find the reasons why you're depressed in the first place and work at sorting those issues out, rather than trying to patch it up with desensitising and mind-numbing drugs.
No.35226
>>35224
OCD, bulimia, phobias and PTSD according to the NHS website. Do they count as anxiety? Idk.
No.35227
>>35225
I know why I'm depressed but the issue is more fixing it is going to take years of work and gradual improvement, which becomes hard to do if you have depressive episodes that last 2-4 weeks at a time. I'm not sure anon. I have just started supplimenting fish oil, maybe I should wait a couple of weeks and see if that helps.
No.35228
>>35227
>maybe I should wait a couple of weeks and see if that helps
Definitely do that. Of course it will take time and be a gradual process, but from mine and others experiences, those episodes will get smaller and smaller as you progress and build momentum.
The problem with SSRIs is that while they can potentially kill the "feelings" of depression which should quite honestly be there if your mindset and thought processes are messed up, just like physical pain, depression exists to tell you that something is wrong, they can also kills feelings of joy, destroy your willpower, and eventually give you chronic depression with no way of alleviating it.
It's absolutely possible to overcome depression without drugs, and you'll improve you're entire life in the process, but when you rely on drugs to "fix" things AKA sweep your body's correct response to a bad way of thinking/living under the rug, that guarantee is gone.
No.35229
>>35228
I think you might be right, I'm going to hold out for a while longer. I honestly feel like I'm sabotaging myself though, I've been doing well recently but I've founded myself taking unnecessary days off, avoiding peoples phonecalls and the like.
No.35231
I hate just about everyone on Facebook and I want to murder them.
No.35232
>>35231
I know that feel, that's one of the many reasons why I don't have an account on there. Problem solved.
No.35233
>>35232
The problem isn't solved, they're still there.
No.35234
>>35233
But I'm not, so them being there or not makes no difference to my life. Except for occasionally overhearing a conversation about some stupid shit my family saw on kikebook, but if they weren't talking about that they would be talking about something else, so that's hardly a difference.
No.35235
At this point I'm just happy to see good genetics white people have white children even if they're shitlibs.
No.35236
No.35237
>>35235
Same, were it not for "working" class chavs who spit out kids for council homes, the native British population would be in even more trouble than it is now.
race mixers and their spawn need to be destroyed
No.35238
No.35239
>>35238
stay strong brother
No.35240
Just saw a sainsburys advert. Obviously the family had to be mixed race, but surprisingly the mum was black and the dad was white. Literally the first time I've ever seen it not black male white female
No.35241
>>35240
I've seen it a few times but it's nowhere near as common as the reverse.
No.35242
>>35240
Probably more true to real life than black man white woman marriage.This image is from US data though.
No.35243
Anyone know when the result for the South Carolina primaries will be out?
No.35244
I read over 100 pages of my book today, that's my highest ever. I'm finally getting into the habit of doing it regularly.
I might even read some more.
No.35245
lads, imagine we woke up and every human but people who have posted on britfeel is gone. What would you do?
No.35246
>>35245
Probably the same as usual, sit in my bedroom at my computer. I wouldn't realise that anyone had vanished until one of you guys noticed and mentioned it here.
After that, I dunno. Probably spent the rest of my days looting shops and houses for food until I died.
No.35247
>>35246
I was thinking we should have a meeting place, like Chester, since it's relatively central. We could all meet up at the cathedral.
No.35248
>>35247
I did think of that, but I don't think it would happen even if we were the last people on Earth.
Plus, I'd have to learn how to drive.
No.35249
>>35248
Driving would be a piece of piss if there were no other cars on the road
No.35250
Who here likes to jizz into their hands, rub it in, let it dry and then peel it off like glue?
No.35251
>>35248
how hard can it be? Turn the key, peddle for gas, peddle for break, peddle to hold down while switching gears. Not like there'd be any other drivers to worry about
No.35252
>>35245
We'll be fine lads, is it irony if I'm in charge of rounding us all up?
No.35253
>>35249
>>35251
I thought of that as well and wrote a sentence on it, but deleted it.
No other drivers on the roads would make it much easier, but I don't know how I'd manage with the gears, clutch, and all that shit. I guess I shouldn't worry about destroying the car because I could break into virtually any house, steal some car keys, and drive off with a new one.
>>35250
I hate having jizz on my hands, I wipe it off with a tissue straight away.
No.35254
No.35255
No.35256
>>35252
Wait, is that your picture?
No.35257
Fuck, just cut my finger a little bit while fiddling with a penknife. Luckily it looks and feels just like a papercut, could have been a lot worse though. Won't be doing that again.
No.35258
>>35253
Use the clutch to engage the engine once the car is started. You will have a rev counter on the car once this hits 2-3k revs, step off the gas drepress the clutch and pull the gearstick towards you but keeping to the left into 2nd slowly and re actively release the clutch while equally applying the gas. Apart from the gear figuration
1 3 5
| / | /
2 4
Don't worry about reverse
Also clutch down when stopping or the engine will stall.
No.35259
>finished my smoked salmon already
It's like I didn't have any to begin with
No.35260
No.35261
>>35259
i wonder what that bird is thinking about
No.35262
>>35260
Do you live on a farm?
No.35263
>>35262
Not since I was a kid and more a toy farm
No.35264
>>35258
That's more complicated than I thought it was actually, shit. I'll have to look out for an automatic when this shit goes down.
No.35265
>>35264
1. Push gas pedal down as far as it goes
2. Push clutch down
3. Put into 1st gear
4. Raise clutch
5. Be hardcore
No.35266
>>35264
Not really, clutch down don't need gas, clutch pressed down disengages engine from cogs, you need to do this to change gear and stop it from dying if wanting to stop. Like a mountain bike, if you pedal like fuck and change gear shit goes wrong, this is what a clutch is, a way to slowly lever the gears in and out of the powerhouse
No.35267
>>35263
I'd consider 5 chickens a farm.
What do you do with the sheep?
No.35268
>>35266
>Like a mountain bike
I had a BMX
No.35269
>>35267
My family only kept one black sheep, these weren't our sheep, these were at a local show. We got the wool a few times so gran could knit terrible jumpers but mainly kept as pets. I wish I had some milking sheep now though. I've stopped eating/drinking cow products and sheep goat cheese is an interesting spectrum.
No.35270
>>35268
This is why I differentiated my friend, my bmx had no gears
No.35271
>>35269
between you and the /farmfeel/ guy we could feed ourselves in the apocalypse
No.35272
>>35270
That's what I meant, I don't know how gears on a mountain bike behave because I had a BMX as a kid, and as far as I know they never have gears.
I did ride a mountain bike once, but I fell off by flipping over the handlebars, never rode a bike again after that.
No.35273
Looks like Trump won the SC primary. I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.
No.35274
>>35271
> /farmfeel/ guy
Is this a 4ch thing? I'm unaware
Like I say we'd be fine-ish, I did an RHS course in horticulture but failed also did my backwoods badge in scouts
>>35272
forgive me With a mountain bike you have a small box the chain runs through, this is connected to a wire pulley system which forces the chain onto selectable cogs. Pedalling like fuck while selecting will cause your legs to go out of control and hit the handlebars once subjected to a massive reduction in resistance inbetween the chain being transferred. The clutch pulls the gear cog (the cog on the axle kinda) away from the engines cog so they can be moved into different places slowly. i still have my bmx, can't bare to get rid
No.35275
>>35273
Sweet dreams, /feelers/
No.35276
>>35273
Sweet dreams /feelers/
No.35277
Megyn Kelly got so btfo by Trump she is turning into a dyke.
No.35279
>>35278
most people who support Bernie are too young to actually vote and are just making a fuss online.
Speaking of Bernie, look at this shit; https://archive.is/QqQqb
No.35280
>>35274
>Is this a 4ch thing?
It's an 8ch thing, there's an anon here who grows vegetables in his back garden. 4ch does things like pissing themselves in public, wearing women's clothing, and stalking/harassing girls.
> Pedalling like fuck while selecting will cause your legs to go out of control and hit the handlebars once subjected to a massive reduction in resistance inbetween the chain being transferred
I always wondered what caused me to fly off the bike that day, I guess that could've been it. I was about 14 and riding with my dad for the first time in years, but my confidence and ego never recovered after that, and I pretty much swore off cycling forever.
Kind of regret it now, it would be handy if I was the kind of person who rode a bike, walking is too inefficient/slow and driving is expensive/lazy for smaller distances. I know they say you can never forget how to ride a bike, but I never had much experience with them to begin with. My mum would only let me go up and down our street, and that got old very quickly.
No.35281
>>35280
>It's an 8ch thing,
Usually when I have no idea what you guys are on about its usually either a computer game or something off 4chan.
>there's an anon here who grows vegetables
Cool, I love growing things so relaxing and rewarding also I'm just about to get i'm up to plant out some hops today, also hopefully plant my blueberry bushes today
No.35282
>>35280
I only kept my bmx and her rims are buckled and the tyres now flat (+at 36 i'd feel a bit weird being seen on it) but with the hills round here you need a bike with gears but I enjoy walking. Again I find it relaxing, plenty of quiet to contemplate and I enjoy nature. Plus I'm far too unfit to be riding up and down these valleys.
No.35283
the pope has apologised to donald trump for his comments
lmao just lmao, literally unstumpable
No.35284
It's the time of year to be digging your ground and adding compost / mulch if you plan on growing anything lads. I went on a bit of a mad binge at the garden center recently and bought £30 worth of wildflowers, turns out that when I went on a walk last June / July I got some wildflower seeds in the woods I ended up buying one of those plants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silene_dioica for anyone who is interested. I'm getting all these wildflowers because I want English plants and they help bees.
I've also been looking into beekeeping which goes hand in hand with growing plants really. Wouldn't mind getting a few Hens for some eggs as well.
No.35285
>still a little bit drunkish from last night
>Driving lesson in 2 hours.
This isnt going well lads. Tempted to have a nap for an hour.
No.35286
feeling in a decent enough mood today lads, going to make lunch then get some research done. How is everyone today?
No.35287
>>35286
I'm doing alright. Went to A&E this morning. On Friday morning I spilled boiling water on my arm. Melted my skin off and now I have huge blisters covering my whole forearm.I went to the hospital, they dressed it and gave me painkillers and told me to come back today for a check up. They were fucking horrified after looking at it. I think the nurse wanted to be sick. They dressed it back up and gave me antibiotics. I have to go back on Wednesday.
No.35288
>>35287
That sounds awful, I hope you're okay anon.
No.35289
>>35288
It burnt like hell for a while. It felt like having my arm in acid or something. The pain is not so bad now but the blisters weep like a tap, it's really disgusting. I just hope it doesn't scar.
No.35290
>>35286
Got today off work.
No.35291
>>35282
I'd enjoy walking more too if I lived anywhere even close to that landscape, the planned suburban dystopia that I live in is the opposite of relaxing, quiet, and natural. I'm jelly as fuck.
No.35292
I don't think there has ever been a point in time at which such large swathes of the populace have been so sensitive and unable to deal with opposing opinions. They're like big children. Of course there have been affluent, decadent civilizations in the past, but they didn't have any mass media to program people in the way that modern people are programmed - they LITERALLY cannot process things that threaten their worldview.
Could Trump be generating the most butthurt ever seen on planet Earth?
No.35293
>>35292
Just wait until he wins if he wins and becomes the candidate proper. The buttblast will go turbo. If he's elected president I predict suicides and violent chimpouts. The total opposite of the hysteria after Obama's election.
No.35294
>>35293
My favourite thing is all the liberals talking about how they'd leave america if he wins. They're going to come to a hard realisation when they find out how much harder it is to move into a first world country if you're not a minority immigrant.
No.35295
>>35293
>I predict suicides
Haha, oh god, this might ACTUALLY happen. At the very least we'll be treated to some tumblr screencaps if girls cutting themselves and talking about how they are "literally having a panic attack"
No.35296
>>35294
I love it how they think you can just pick any country you please to live and work in.
No.35297
>>35294
>>35296
They're one step ahead of you lads
No.35298
>>35297
>niggers in space II: electric boogaloo
No.35299
>>35294
God I fucking hate that. They'd actually abandon their country because of who the President is. Says it all about Libshits really.
>>35295
I can imagine it will be quite a shock to their coddled existences. Liberalism has become pathological to some people. It's like an essential piece of their fragile minds.
>>35297
Kek, tumblrite suicide pacts.
No.35300
>>35299
Countries don't mean anything to them, these are the people who would like no borders.
No.35301
Just looked at britfeel on 4chan. Theres a guy with his hand up his arse and they're stealing our dank OC
No.35302
>>35301
>Just looked at britfeel on 4chan
Why do that to yourself?
No.35303
>>35300
Ironic as they're mostly all middle/upper class whites from majority white communities. I wonder if they'd change their minds if they lived in enrichment areas.
>>35301
I just checked and that is honestly the first and last time I'll ever go there.
No.35304
No.35305
>>35301
I like the waifus but it's not worth the tripcodes and rampant homosexuality
No.35306
No.35307
THEY'RE WATCHING US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.35308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z9uLdARaNU
Haven't posted here for weeks again. Jobs are gay. What are you all up to?
No.35309
>>35307
Can we please literally just ban everyone to be safe?
No.35310
>>35309
You can still browse the board and save images when you're banned.
No.35311
>>35309
you can't ban a lurker
No.35312
Our great schism was the best thing to happen to us.
We need to build a wall to keep the cuckchaniggers out.
No.35313
>>35312
to be fair I enjoyed having poleaboo over for a good old fashioned lynching, if there's one thing I miss out halfchan it's shouting at pakis.
No.35314
>>35313
he's fun to have because one can always tell it is him posting
No.35315
>>35313
Does he get a lot of hate on halfchan? Surely he can't get as much as we gave him the other day otherwise he would've committed suicide already.
I found it quite cathartic too. When he does kill himself we'll have no one to hate. One of us might have to roleplay him.
No.35316
>>35315
The opinion is definitely more split over there but I've been reading the thread in light of today's events, and he's getting slagged off as we speak.
No.35317
>>35315
>When he does kill himself we'll have no one to hate
That's not true, I'm sure greencuck will turn up again at some point in the future.
No.35318
i-if brit/pol/ gets deleted they won't come here will they?
No.35319
>>35318
Not really an issue, we ban the shitposters and keep the occasional decent one.
No.35320
>>35318
No, I doubt most of the posters, if any, know of our existence.
No.35321
>>35316
Kek. He'' be getting banned soon again I guess.
>>35317
>greencuck
I don't think I've had the pleasure
>>35318
Probably a few would, most would just shuffle back to 4chan where they can attention whore freely. I don't think there's any danger of that happening though. They're protected by /pol/ mods.
No.35322
Is having your hand up your arse redpilled?
No.35323
>>35322
Yes, all the top secret info on Zionism and the attempted destruction of the white race is revealed by giving your prostate a good rub.
No.35324
is there any way I can search every post made on this board?
No.35325
>>35289
how deep was it? If it's second degree or more it's going to scar, but there's creams and stuff for that.
No.35326
>>35321
>>greencuck
>I don't think I've had the pleasure
He's not been on in a while, he wasn't always terrible but he couldn't take the banter about his shit views
No.35327
>>35325
Pretty damn bad. Like my skin literally melted off and collected in white folds around my wrist. It's hard to explain. Imagine pouring water on your skin and your skin just washing off. They didn't tell me what degree it is but they seemed pretty shocked by it.
Now my arm is covered in huge blisters. I'll try and get a picture when they redress it on Wednesday. It's Nurgle tier.
No.35328
>>35327
shit man, that sounds pretty bad. Although them letting you go home is a good sign. How are you doing?
No.35329
No.35330
>>35328
I'm doing good now thanks m8. Still stings but now it itches more. Driving me nuts.
>>35329
That's the best I can do right now. The yellow stain is the puss leaking through.
No.35331
>>35330
inb4 dox anon tracks you down to a qt tiny irish village
No.35332
>>35331
I ran the pic through an image editor on my tablet so I think he's out of luck r-right? Only the mods now where I am.
No.35333
>>35331
nah, scottish, I mean just look at that blanket
No.35334
>>35330
itching's good, means a. it's healing, and b. you don't have permanent nerve damage. At least not major, but forearms don't need to be too sensitive anyway. Mine are fucked and I manage fine.
Glad you're doing ok lad.
No.35335
>>35333
but he had an irish flag before
No.35336
>>35333
I'm north but not that far.
>>35335
Yeah when I started posting I forgot to take my vpn off. I don't usually use one on here for some reason. I trust the mods here.
>>35334
What did you do to your forearms?
No.35337
>>35335
looks more italian to me, but that might just be my screen
No.35338
No.35339
>>35336
>What did you do to your forearms?
I had a rough adolescence, self harmed pretty badly
No.35340
Apparently one gram of nori contains 500% of your daily requirement for iodine lads, might start eating more of it.
No.35341
>>35338
Good
>>35339
That's shit. At least you can still use them. I'd hate to have no arms or hands or something. Though on the plus side I wouldn't be able to fap anymore.
No.35342
>>35340
won't that mean you overdose? can you even overdose on iodine?
No.35343
>>35340
yeah, I'm mostly over it now though, which is nice, and yeah, no hands would suck, I do so much with them. I'm sure you'd figure out a way to fap, there's loads of people with no arms, they must manage it somehow
No.35344
>>35342
I don't think you can, if that were possible then you would poison yourself everytime you eat a decent quantity of sushi. RDV of vitamins and minerals aren't based on lethality, they're the bare minimum the government thinks you should ingest to maintain a healthy body
No.35345
>>35344
that makes sense, you just piss out excess vitamins don't you?
No.35346
>>35345
not necessarily, you can damage yourself from dosing too much vitamins, but if you're not slamming down grams of vitamin K you'll be alright. Nobody's going to OD on fruit and vegetables unless you're one of those raw vegan or fruitarian weirdos who eat like 80 avocados a day
No.35347
No.35348
No.35349
No.35350
Just did a 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' irl
No.35351
No.35352
>>35350
outloud? what happened?
No.35353
>>35352
im really hungry and dinner isnt until 6
nothing happened
mummy just asked if everything was alright from the front room and i said yes and that was it
No.35354
I only just looked at the date and it's sunday. I genuinely thought it was friday. what the hell happened to me on saturday?
No.35355
>>35353
so you just reee'd in hunger? that's not proper ree-ing
No.35356
do any of you wagecucks have employment tips? How many jobs must i apply for before getting one?
No.35357
>>35356
maybe they're out wagecucking
No.35358
>>35356
My current supermarket job was the only one I applied for when I got it. Now I'm trying to get a job in IT and it's a disaster. It would be a lot easier if I could drive.
No.35359
No.35360
>>35358
>getting the first job you applied for
what's your CV like mate? Did you send a cover letter?
No.35361
>>35360
Its a supermarket so I had to fill in forms online, they didnt want an actual CV.
No.35362
>>35361
any previous work history? How big was your employment gap?
No.35363
>>35362
I didnt have a gap, I went to college after failing sixth form, started my job while I was there. I think I may have gave them a CV later at like a second interview and would have put on it the work experience I did in college, which was a week of working with the tech guys in a comprehensive school.
No.35364
>passed the greggs survey
I'm gonna make it lads, absolutely ecstatic that I was able to pass the test and be allowed the privilege of sending my CV to such a prestigious establishment. God save the Queen.
No.35365
>passed the greggs survey
I'm gonna make it lads, absolutely ecstatic that I was able to pass the test and be allowed the privilege of sending my CV to such a prestigious establishment. God save the Queen.
No.35366
>>35363
>I didn't have a gap
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTT!!!!!!!!
No.35367
>>35366
>tfw on your 6th consecutive NEET year and still never had a job at 24
No.35368
>>35367
I want to ask you "have you tried getting 6 months-year of volunteer work" but I tried once and they asked for a proper fucking CV with evidence of past experience and the like.
No.35369
>>35368
I've never tried volunteer work, but that certainly puts me off even more. My "CV" is garbage, all I have are my shit-tier GCSEs (Maths and English both below C) and a fucking music BTEC.
I have no /hope/.
No.35370
>>35368
>you need past experience and a CV to do volunteer work
>the country's not full they said
No.35371
>>35369
Are you still applying for jobs? I was talking to a family member who worked at tesco, and they told me they don't even bother checking references 99% of the time (he's a manager). The practice is probably the same for dozens of businesses, just put in something fake and hope for the best mate, it's what I'm doing and it's pretty much your only hope unless you either A: get a voluntary job for a while or B: get one of those jobs that they practically hand out at the jobcentre to immigrants and losers, like working in a factory.
No.35372
>>35370
Hold up, you're not some kind of racist are you lad?
No.35373
How do I put money in the bank?
No.35374
>>35373
Phone up your local branch and tell them you'd like to make a deposit
No.35375
>>35371
I've never applied for a job in my life, most of the last 8 years has been spent shut in my bedroom because I had a phobia of leaving it and also of being around/talking to people IRL/online/on the phone/anywhere, so having a job has long been a terrifying nightmare scenario. My parents divorced are the kind of people who would rather just let me live with them and leave me to my own devices rather than kick me out, so I've never had an "oh shit, I have to work or starve/go homeless" moment.
Despite my successful first year of self-improvement, I'm still shitscared of working/applying for a job. I'm still of the mindset that I'd rather just stick to my bedroom and collect NEET+autismbux than apply for anything. It won't last forever, but fuck if I'm going to turn this "temporary" 8 years and still going easy ride down and throw myself right into the terrifying world of working.
No.35376
Gaining weight easily, applied for three jobs today, did some research and studying, tidied up a little. Things are objectively going well, not sure why I'm feeling depressed at the moment.
No.35377
>>35376
Because life is shit and devoid of purpose.
No.35378
No.35379
>>35377
That really depends on the person.
No.35380
>>35375
Iktf. I'm about the same only I've worked on and off in mostly shit jobs. It's really hard going from nothing straight into employment. That's if you're even offered a job. I could probably be NEET forever but I know I need a job soon.
Have you ever thought about self employment? Try and start your own business. I know that means you'll have to communicate with people but at least it's on your terms and there's no boss breathing down your neck. That's always been the worst aspect of work for me.
I was thinking of going into pig farming, like starting small by renting a bit of land, buying some young piglets, fattening them up for 6 months or so then selling the meat to my local butcher. Fresh air, no boss, working with animals, pretty much your own schedule. I wouldn't make a lot of money but it would give me something to do and I could put it on my CV.
No.35381
>>35375
If you simply focus on fixing your mental health there might come a day when it suddenly doesn't seem like that big a deal to you, so I wouldn't worry about it. Whether you feel able to work or not, you're right that your number 1 priority should be improving your mental state. Ganbatte anon
No.35382
No.35383
>>35382
love it on chips, a true white man's condiment.
No.35384
>>35382
I've only ever had it on chips. What else can you do with it?
No.35385
>>35382
Straight two carbon chain, one carbon has a hydroxyl and carbonyl group attached and the other has it's 3 spare bonds occupied by hydrogen. A weak, organic acid.
*tips fedora*
*vanishes in cloud of carl sagan books*
No.35386
>>35384
Put it in your ear to clear out infections
No.35387
>>35385
I know you're joking, but that irritates me because people are actually like that.
No.35388
>>35387
Sorry you just wanted a condiment discussion instead of a pure, rational, intellectual discussion on organic chemistry. You sound like a fundie christian to me.
No.35389
>>35388
Fuck yeah. Motherbitching SCIENCE!
No.35390
>>35380
>Have you ever thought about self employment?
I've thought about it, and I actually discussed it with Lupus RIP here one time because she was doing small bits of freelance audio work here and there and making money, but I don't know what I'd do. I'm shit scared of networking, e-mailing people, and all that.
My self-confidence/esteem, while an order of magnitude higher than it used to be, is still through the floor compared to the average person. I really don't believe in my ability to do anything that requires confidence, knowledge, responsibility, and consistency to any extent.
>>35381
Thanks, that's kind of the plan right now, working on confidence and gradually lowering anxiety through repeated exposure to things I currently avoid. My current short-term goals are to start trying to use the phone, use a bus on my own, and increase vocal confidence. I'm starting with recording my own voice and listening to it back, I've done it a couple of times and the results were pretty good, but it's just hard to find times where I'm home alone to do it.
No.35391
>>35389
haha! A fellow scientist! Did you know, that at some point, computer AI will become so powerful and self aware that it rewrites it's own code and becomes infinitely more advanced by the nanosecond? Singularity, bitch. We will all ditch aside religion and race and upload our minds into machines. It will happen any decade now. I have been preparing for this scientific eventuality of the melding of man and machine with "biohacking", I have placed a rare earth magnet into my finger, allowing me to sense electromagnetic radiation! I am a true cyborg!
See you on the other side, my brother from another mother. *brofists*
>>35390
It's great to see you setting goals for yourselves mate, that constant, slow progress really works best. I tried for ages to do everything all at once, and it just doesn't work. Slow and steady wins the race.
No.35392
>>35390
>I really don't believe in my ability to do anything that requires confidence, knowledge, responsibility, and consistency to any extent.
In that case this anon >>35381 is right. Sounds like your on the right track already with what you're doing. Stick to it mate, you'll get there.
No.35393
>have to get up at 5am tomorrow
just
No.35394
>My stuff on Ebay isn't selling like I thought it would
>I'm probably going to be lucky to get 500 rather than the 800 I thought I would get
>Not going to be able to buy everything I wanted
No.35395
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>35391
>Slow and steady wins the race.
T-thanks Jeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hfddkCVfA
>>35392
Thanks, yeah I'm determined to beat this shit, even if my true desires / end-goals are a long way off.
In other self-improvement related news, I've been doing pretty good with my exercise, I'm now up to 7.5kg dumbbells for floor press and straight-leg deadlifts, and I can plank for 125 seconds. To put that into perspective, I started out struggling with 1kg each hand, and I could only plank for 15 seconds. My body has noticeably improved in terms of appearance too, less skinny and "limp", more of a "manly" shape, especially around my core and my shoulders.
No.35396
It's not the same without him lads
No.35397
>>35396
was this your pet or something? I had no idea somebody on here owned a salamander.
No.35398
>>35395
Why did !Yeb! have to be a Bush? He seems like a pretty nice guy honestly. I'm glad he's out of the race. Presidency would not be good for him.
No.35399
>>35395
Dear God, that video. Fucking kek! He's pathetic but I can't help but like the guy. I think he'd fit in well on our board.
Do you know much about body weight exercises? I think I might start doing some once my arm is better. I got this from halfchans /fit/ a while ago. Don't know if it's any good.
No.35400
>>35397
It was. I had to put him down last year.
No.35401
>>35399
this is a great overall guide, I like the fact that it advises you to only progress by one rep per session. This way, you will focus more on your form rather than shoddy form to get more reps. Dorsal raises are another great excercise, one of the only ways you can develop the traps at home. You can do full body if you want to work out your glutes too or you can just do upper body for shoulders and traps.
I've gained 3.5 kilos this year purely from calisthenics.
No.35402
>>35400
That's a real shame anon, he looks awesome. For what it's worth, I'm sure Steve considered it a privilege to be owned by you. That Easter Island statue is sick as fuck. This kind of makes me want to get a Salamander honestly.
No.35403
>>35399
>Do you know much about body weight exercises
I don't, but personally I found them too difficult because I was too weak to work with my own bodyweight still am in fact, I've yet to manage a single proper form push up, whereas with dumbbells I could start at a weight that was actually manageable, and work up.
Most /fit/fags say it's best to just go to a gym, or get a barbell if you have the room, but I still have a problem with doing things in front of people and going anywhere that isn't my house or roaming around outside, and gyms are also pretty expensive.
No.35404
>>35403
there are ways to work around your issue. For example, start your press-ups on your knees instead of having your legs fully extended. If that is also too much effort, than you can do them on an incline – put your knees on the floor and your hands on your bed– this shortens the distance you have to travel meaning less effort is expended. If that was somehow to difficult you could even do pressups up standing up and leaning slightly against a wall.
For any other excercise, simply only do the negative portion. For squats, squat downwards coming into a seated position on your bed, then stand up again. For pullups, stand on a chair so you start the pullup with your chin already above the bar, then stop off and lower yourself down as slow as possible.
No.35405
>>35401
Great, I'll start on it as soon as I can. I also have some helpful websites on this kind of exercise. I can't find them right now but when I do I'll post them.
>I've gained 3.5 kilos this year purely from calisthenics.
Nice, that's what I need to do. I'm a tall skelly and I hate the idea of going to the gym.
>>35403
>I was too weak to work with my own bodyweight
I had a bad problem with my wrist late last year. I started doing push ups but my wrist felt like it was giving way all the time. I found it hard to put weight on it. I was going to go to the doctor but I just kept at it and did wrist warm up exercises and stuff. Eventually I made it stronger. I can do about 50 in one go now if I push myself.
No.35406
>>35405
>skelly
Just remember that diet is essential. You need to aim for at least 3000 calories a day. I've gotten pretty good at doing so cheaply so if you need advice be sure to ask.
No.35407
>>35402
Yeah, you can be really creative with aquarium setups. I had mine pretty nice looking, but it was nothing compared to some of the ones I've seen online. He mostly just spent his time either sitting before the statue or in his cave. If you enjoy keeping pets then axolotls don't require much work - more than a cat or a dog, but as far as exotic pets go the tanks require relatively little maintenance, only basic equipment (no temperature stuff), and their diet is very simple (webm related).
No.35408
>>35406
Thanks m8, I will do. I won't be starting for maybe two weeks though yet. Just got to see how my arm goes. Shouldn't be too long to heal though. Damn it, I'm pumped for it now, I can't wait to start.
No.35409
sort of the opposite of the gains you guys are talking about but I've lost nearly two stone since last year
only about 5 more to go
No.35410
>>35407
>that fucking webm
mein sides
anyways anons, as much as I really don't want to I have to get up at 5 tomorrow, so I'm off to bed. Good night.
No.35411
>>35404
Yeah I was doing knee push ups back in November/December, started out only being able to do 3, ended up being about to do about 12 after 3 weeks. I'm not doing them at the moment though, I've been doing this ever since I got my dumbbells http://archive.is/kDCE8
I hear pull ups are great, but I don't really have any means of doing them in my house fuck those doorway things, and don't think they'd fit on our doorways anyway, and I'm not alpha enough to do any exercise out in public yet.
>>35405
It's not so much my wrists, although they probably are pretty weak, it's more my arms. I can hold the starting pose for push ups for at least 2 minutes, and I can plank for exactly two minutes, so my wrists and core are ready, but my arms just collapse if I try to go down for a push up, and I can't even lift my body off the ground if I try to start that way.
>>35410
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.35412
>>35409
Well done m8. Do you go to the gym?
>>35410
Good night lad.
No.35413
>>35412
just cut down on the takeaways and junkfood really
No.35414
Un homme qui dort is a good film.
No.35415
>>35398
Being a Bush has afforded him opportunities few others could ever hope for. Sure he fucked his campaign up and is a total joke right now, but in the grand scheme of things he's incredibly fortunate.
No.35416
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>>35415
It's not just his campaign he fucked up
No.35417
>>35416
why are all of their smiles so unsettling
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No.35419
>>35417
Please Grandpa, no more guac…
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No.35421
Going to some place to have cognitive behavioural therapy tomorrow.
Advice?
No.35422
>>35421
Oh wow, me too actually.
If you've never been before, be prepared for questions like "so what would you like to achieve here over the next 6 weeks?" and "what do you think should be the next step?", because they ask shit like that to me all the time and I never know how to respond.
To get the ball rolling, I wrote out a note with specific things I wanted to focus on, what my goals were, etc., and handed it over to my current therapist, because I have real trouble saying anything other than "yes/no/maybe/dunno" when I'm face to face with people that aren't my close family. You probably won't need to do that if you're able to talk to people, but for me it helped a lot.
Also they'll probably suggest that you start taking drugs, but don't dive into anything like that without doing serious research and asking around first.
Try to maintain eye contact as well, again I don't know if that's something you struggle with but it is for me, and really forcing myself to not lower my eyes has helped a lot.
No.35423
I'm off to bed, I'm really tired tonight. Goodnight guys.
No.35424
No.35425
Fuck it lads, I'm not going to college today, fuck the police.
No.35426
>>35425
also who here /realniggahours/ slap dat mothafuckin like button ooga booga mup da do didda etc
No.35427
>>35369
I only have GCSE's worth D and below and I always upped all my results to C and was never busted, but I'd be pretty damn confident that a supermarket or customer service job would never check any results at all, I infact any job under £15k most likely won't check.
>>35382
Apple cider vinegar is where it's all at lad
>>35390
And yet I admire and am jealous of your musical knowledge greatly
No.35428
>>35427
Doesn't it look suspicious if they're all the same grade? I got 2 Cs music and additional science, 4 Ds, and 4 Es. I'm more concerned about the fact I have no work history and the last 5 years I've done nothing at all. I also can't stand lying, I'm never intentionally dishonest.
I really don't want to work in a supermarket or in customer service, I can't think of much worse other than perhaps fast food. All jobs sound like life-crippling hell actually, even the "nice" ones, I'm honestly surprised suicide isn't more common than it is.
>And yet I admire and am jealous of your musical knowledge greatly
"Artistic" and "creative" skills are ultimately useless and a waste of time. It's just a never-ending narcissistic pursuit for perfection, there's no payoff or satisfaction because each time you get better, your previous work appears shittier, and if you're not incredibly lucky then you're going nowhere, even if you "put yourself out there".
Wasted my entire teenage years on that shit, I should have gone outside, met up with people while I still had friends, studied for school, and come up with a career plan that wasn't just "make music, hope good things happen". Over 10 years making music and I have nothing to show for it besides thousands of unfinished tracks and joke tunes that probably don't even work any more, and 5 years not really doing anything at all.
No.35429
>>35426
CLICC DAT BUTTON MOFUCKA 😀😀😀😀👌👌
I forgot my id card and have been turned away from college ;_;
No.35430
>>35409
Good job mate, about 13kg down myself (scales don't do stone)
We're all going to make it
No.35431
>>35429
You can't get into your college without an ID card? What the fuck kek
No.35432
>>35428
>Doesn't it look suspicious if they're all the same grade?
I never got asked about it and work was pretty easy to come by in the 90's if you could type and use word but my old man had me grafting at 12 so I've always had experience. Retail and hospitality suited my late teen nocturnal lifestyle but once I saw the money in banking admin I was on that, £2 above minimum wage £3.62ph once I had a couple of good references GCSE's mean jack squat.
>your previous work appears shittier
Iktf but don't be so don't on yourself, you still have the talent and i'm still jealous
No.35433
>>35432
> but my old man had me grafting at 12
Single motherhood truly is the ultimate cuck from birth
No.35434
>>35432
Well, we're a long way from the 90s now the year 2000 is today what 1990 was in 2006, I have no work experience, and my parents got divorced 18 years ago, so I really can't relate.
>talent
It's not talent, it was years of neglecting all areas of my life, including my physical and mental health, and spending all of my time focusing on music. When most other people were doing their homework, meeting up and hanging out with friends, partying, buying things like clothes and phones, choosing a career path to focus on, generally becoming young adults and experiencing the "real world", I instead spent the entire time alone in a little room, pissing around with sound on my computer. And I did that from the age of 13 onwards.
I sacrificed my entire teen years and personal development for that shit, and I hugely regret it.
No.35435
>browse sluthate for an hour
>want to kill myself
Why do I do these things
No.35436
Another "jesus christ where have all the years gone" thing I just thought of is that if GTA Vice City came out this year but was set the same amount of years in the past as it was in 2002 when it was actually released 16 years, game was set in 1986, it would now have to be set in the year 2000.
What we thought of Madonna, Wham, and Run DMC at our age in 2002, people of the same age today will think of Britney Spears, Westlife, and Eminem.
No.35437
>>35434
>Well, we're a long way from the 90s now
Sadly.
I had done the same on my Commodores but somewhere around 11 my parents wanted me to stop being weird (also I'd run up over £500 on data phonecalls) so I was forced to scouts,hockey and government summer camps when al I wanted to do was be on noise tracker. Maybe I'm feeling grateful slightly now but who knows. My old man has always said to me, if your not going to get a job that makes you rich get a job that makes you happy and somewhere in the music scene would have been my dream as a kid. Couldda Wouldda Shouldha eh? I have still enjoy doing things and am trying to pave a career in those directions but alas life is an uphill struggle
No.35438
given myself a bit of a pep talk and feeling a bit better about myself lads, starting to realise how important it is to challenge negative thought processes when dealing with depression. I may have skipped college today, but I've decided not to get down about it. I'll work over the next few days to study what I've missed and get back in tomorrow. My attendance is still over 90% this block.
No.35439
>>35437
>tfw your parents did nothing to stop you being weird
>they went full why_contain_it.jpg instead
No.35440
No.35441
>>35439
Aspergers wasn't a thing when I was a kid, we were just weird and in Yorkshire there was only cure throw 'em in the deep end, be right int end
No.35443
lads, are there any tools for limiting my internet access? Like something that cuts off my internet after a certain time without me having to unplug the router or whatever? Maybe something that I can use just to blog specific sites during set times of the day?
No.35444
>>35442
Prize for the first to find poleaboos a/c
No.35445
No.35446
>>35443
You can make your PC shut down at a certain time if that's what you want.
No.35447
>>35431
They have some zero tolerance on forgetting id card bullshit. If you forget it then you get sent home.
No.35448
No.35449
>>35447
Why do you even need it for college though? I don't understand. At my one it's only used for getting student discounts and the like.
No.35450
>>35449
To get through the gates in the entrance hall, this is an inner city place full of dindus.
You also have to have it around your neck visible at all times.
No.35451
>>35450
My college was the same, people would roam around checking that everyone had one, and you'd be kicked off site if you were found without one.
No.35452
>>35450
>security gates
>ID to be worn around neck at all times
NIGGERS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
No.35453
Only just missed the bus to my CBT appointment. This has caused me great stress.
Someone post the webm of Woes saying 'Fffucking Hell'.
No.35454
>>35450
We were given ID things at my college after some people walked right in and stole a load of stuff. It only took them about 1 week before they completely forgot about the whole thing.
It seems strange having to do all that just to get into your college.
No.35455
Boris Johnson is supporting Brexit
CAMCUCK ON SUICIDE WATCH
No.35456
>>35455
Boris is a multicult shill anyways, still don't like him
No.35457
>people who take pictures of their books
No.35458
QUICK LADS I NEED THAT DUMP OF VIDEO LINKS SHOWING ANTIFA GETTING THEIR ARSES KICKED
No.35459
No.35460
>>35459
It's signalling +bh
>look how smart and cultured I am
No.35461
>>35456
Me neither, but it's still a big hit to Cameron and the remain campaign.
No.35462
>>35458
I don't know what you're talking about. Try Brit/pol/.
No.35463
>>35457
but its all about dat aesthetic mate
No.35465
>>35463
I wonder how many of those books have actually been read.
No.35466
>>35465
Most of them are chick-lit/young adult, so it doesnt matter either way. They're going to be trash and they'd get nothing out of reading them. Better to just post them on tumblr.
No.35467
Watching a danish short film about an autistic bodybuilder with a controlling mother. It's painful.
No.35468
>>35466
Actually, to go prove a point:
Gail Carriger - Young Adult Steampunk fiction
Maas' throne of glass series - Young Adult High Fantasy "Partly inspired by Cinderella, the story follows the journey of Celaena, a teenage assassin in a corrupted kingdom with a tyrannical ruler"
Red Queen - Young Adult Fantasy "The story is set in a fantasy world where human beings are divided based on the colour of their blood. The "ordinary" people have red blood and those with "abilities" have silver blood. These silver-blooded are referred to as "Silvers" and are the ruling elite. Silvers severely oppress the red-blooded commoners referred to as "Reds"." Main character is a 17 year old girl who has super specail snowflake powers.
Brackens Darkest minds series - Young adult thriller, first book written when author was 19. "The series focuses on Ruby, a 16-year-old girl with special abilities that she has only just begun to understand. She breaks out of a "rehabilitation camp" in which she has been imprisoned and teams up with a rag-tag group of fellow camp escapees to find the Slip Kid, a leader who offers shelter to young people in danger and who possesses the secret to controlling one’s powers"
No.35469
It's very sunny today.
I'm not going to go outside because it's fucking cold. But it's still very sunny.
No.35470
>>35467
A few of us watched that together a while ago.
No.35471
>>35470
Dennis? When did you watch it?
No.35472
>woke up without a hangover
>still sat around doing nothing
Yesterday was pretty rough and started getting me down. I'm just sitting here and I feel super sweaty and should go shower buy I just cba to move. I need to figure out what I'm gunna eat too.
No.35473
Baited an email out of some stupid antifa faggot if any of you want to spam him with pictures of lynched blacks when you get bored or something:
rocketbikeextreme@gmail.com
No.35474
No.35475
No.35476
>>35474
Nice. He was giving the whole internet tough guy act and claimed he would fly anywhere to meet me, I know he won't, but part of me likes to think he'll email me back and book a flight all the way to Scotland just for me to not show up. Shit would be pretty hilarious.
No.35477
>>35475
It was very moving.
No.35478
>>35476
How did you get into an argument with this goy?
No.35479
>>35478
I was in a "this is what I lift for" thread on /fit/ and he started giving his autistic no gods no masters spiel so I called him a faggot and sent him that video of 20 antifa losing to one fascist with a knife
No.35480
>>35479
Why did he give you his email?
No.35481
>>35480
because he's apparently going to fly all the way from canada to beat me up, I'm so terrified
No.35483
>>35482
Nice work. He claimed in the thread it was a burner but he only gave it to me after his first throwaway failed to send.
No.35484
lol guys he's trying to dox me by asking what Uni I go to, what a fucking idiot pleb lmao
No.35485
>>35483
Why would he make a burner email with gmail?
No.35486
>>35485
because he's an antifascist
No.35487
>>35484
Did he email you? Can you get the IP from his email?
No.35488
>>35487
>can you get the IP
I personally don't know how, but he has emailed me. He's asked me to name a time, place and date which I have. He says he will be bringing friends since fascists "always mob"
No.35489
Watching the plebs try to engage in politics irks me lol. It's like the GE all over again.
No.35490
Just had a cold shower and confirm what I thought: They're absolutely bullshit.
People talk about it being a willpower booster but I dont see it, I turned the shower on and realised that there was no hot water. I needed to shower as I was feeling sweaty as hell so I stepped in.
It as super uncomfortable and shorter than my regular showers. I guess they'd be good if you wanted to save money or time?
No.35491
>>35490
>It was super uncomfortable
You poor thing
No.35492
No.35493
>>35492
I used it way before it became a meme. The meme was a mistake.
No.35494
Well he's meeting me on the 1st of March apparently lads, I wonder if he'll actually show up.
No.35495
>>35493
Using it before it became a meme is worse.
No.35496
wew lads they made that denis short film into a full length movie
No.35497
>>35494
Kek, where?
Also if you're using Gmail try this for an IP.
>Open the message in Gmail, click on More – > Show Original and search for the line for Received: from
I don't think it will work though unless he's using a mobile device or something. Obviously it's useless if he's using a vpn.
No.35498
>>35496
Yeah I've watched it. It's really good but it doesn't have the same magic as the short.
No.35499
>>35497
Just some park in the town of Ellon, near Aberdeen.
>Received: from mail-pa0-x233.google.com (mail-pa0-x233.google.com. [2607:f8b0:400e:c03::233])
>2607:f8b0:400e:c03::233
we got a live one boys
No.35500
lads this film is making me want to visit thailand
No.35501
never mind, he's walking down the street and like a dozen women proposition him all at once. How terrifying.
No.35502
>>35499
No luck I'm afraid. That's one of Google's addresses in the US. Shame, I could make lots of mischief with a real address.
No.35503
>>35500
>ever wanting to go to Thailand
No.35504
>>35503
fucking an underage gook prostitute is pretty much the ultimate robot way of losing your virginity, it's only inherently wrong if you breed with them
No.35505
>>35504
That's one of the most immoral things uttered on this board and you say it isn't inherently wrong?
No.35506
>>35502
what kind of dastardly schemes did you have in mind
No.35507
I'm not a fan of Galloway but he knows how to handle the BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmDePLUNV0
No.35508
>>35505
Immoral if you're Christian maybe, I don't see the problem with using a prostitute.
No.35509
>>35507
Galloway is the most divisive figure in politics to me. I despise him for being a muslim shill, but I also love how he fucks with the establishment/ the jews
No.35510
>>35506
With an address I could sign him up to some adult personal sites and post his details on it. "Gay gangbang at my place at such and such a time, bring lube" stuff like that.
I could advertise a party on craiglist, or a swingers party. Or maybe go to adultwork and get loads of prozzies to come to his house.
You can get free shit sent to you in the mail like tampons, nappies, korans and shit too.
It would be easier if he was in the UK. I could do fast food orders or go to the yellow pages and start calling shit loads of businesses and setting up appointments at his place all on one day at the same time.I also know a site that will ship gay porn with the option of paying cash at your door.
There's really no end to the harassment you could engage in with a real addresses and phone numbers.
No.35511
>>35457
I agree
i'm proud of how pleb and non pseudo intellectual mine is †bh
No.35512
>>35511
physically sickening
No.35513
>>35511
>frankie "king cuckold" boyle
No.35514
>>35511
>football and lefty comedians
normie trash get out
No.35515
>>35512
>>35514
sorry cant help being brought up by a dad who loves football
>>35513
i read the first 10 or so pages and couldnt understand a bloody word. it's all words i'd never seen before
No.35516
>>35515
You should burn your book and post a picture of you doing so, Frankie Boyle is a cuckold degenerate and will be first go on the day of the rope
No.35517
>>35516
What did he do wrong?
No.35518
>>35517
He's a colossal cuck who shills for immigration. I hope he dies a painful death.
No.35519
No.35520
>>35519
Hahaha get fucked Boyle. He'll always be just a clown but Nigel will always be a hero whether we win or lose.
No.35521
Who /givenupallhopeofameaningfulintimaterelationahip/ here?
No.35522
>>35521
Can anyone else not read this at all unless you read each letter one by one?
No.35523
>>35521
>meaningful intimate relationship
My first goal (and hope) is to simply have a relationship at all, at least once in my life. "Meaningful" and "intimate" would be a bonus, or a challenge for a later date.
I gave up on the idea of ever having a girlfriend several years ago when I thought wizardry was my fate and destiny, but I changed my mind last year when I decided that actually I really, really didn't want that to be my future.
I'm just working on myself right now, slowly moving away from NEET hikki wizard towards a position where there's at least a small chance of it happening, rather than none at all.
No.35525
if i defrosted some bread that went out of date in january and it's been two days now will it still be alright to eat?
i know it's a stupid question i'm just an idiot when it comes to bread/food/cooking/life
No.35526
>>35525
I've ate frozen fish that went out of date in 2011.
Freezing stops things going out of date.
No.35527
>Reading a review of the historical accuracy of this film on the Guardian - it's not political, right? It should be fine.
>"Achilles is sparring with his lover Patroclus, who the film insists is just his cousin. It seems the Greek hero has undergone a radical straightening process – and I'm not talking about his hair any more. No gods and no gay men. You've got to wonder why they bothered making a film about ancient Greece in the first place."
There's not a single suggestion in the poem that the two were lovers. Adult male-on-male relationships were looked down upon in ancient Greece because at least one party would be in transgression of the masculine ideal, being called a cocksucker was one of the worst things you could be called because it basically meant you were a woman, they didn't have a word for homosexuality, didn't have sexual identities in the way that moderns do, and the only form of it they did practice was fucking little boys. But according to this guy ancient Greece was just full of gay men.
No.35529
>>35527
He looks like that Swedish man people sometimes post here.
No.35530
>>35525
As long as there's no mould on it you should be fine. Any slight spots of green or anything then get shot of it.
No.35531
>>35527
Lefties consider facts to be subjective and only matter when they support their argument.
So they will talk about homosex in ancient Greece to promote a fag agenda, but leave out the fact it was paedophilic because they want to pretend it was adults in loving consensual relationships.
No.35532
>>35525
smell it and look for mould, if it's fine then it should be ok
No.35533
>>35527
close male friendships can't seem to exist anymore without someone calling it gay, it's sad
No.35534
>>35528
I'd enjoy murdering her.
No.35535
>>35500
Every other month I hear of some GAP-YAH type person who has vanished in Thailand or died in a moped accident.
No.35537
>>35536
normies shall live in fear
No.35538
>>35535
Based Thailand killing off normies
No.35539
No.35540
Post your most redpilled opinion
No.35541
Apparently while trying to fix a potential IP leak, hotwheels has accidentally broken the captcha image, so for the moment you need to do pic related ignore step 1, opera a shit to solve it.
No.35542
>captcha runs out
>open page to enter new captcha
>the captcha image won't load
>can't post
Finally managed to get it to work by opening the broken image in a new tab which made it appear correctly. No idea if anyone else will have this issue but if you do, try that.
No.35543
>>35542
Uhh, did you miss >>35541 ?
No.35544
>>35542
It's a site-wide problem so everyone is having this issue, or at least they will if their captcha period runs out before it's fixed.
See >>35541 , >>>/v/8451321 , and >>>/tech/529519 I don't recommend disabling CSP however.
No.35545
No.35546
>>35543
yeah, it didn't appear for me when I posted, my bad
No.35549
Someone post a picture of someone and I'll make it into a pepe
No.35550
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No.35551
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No.35552
>>35550
>>35551
Pls upboat me for 8chan gold
No.35554
>>35549
you're pretty good at this
No.35555
>>35554
Thanks, lad. The trumpet was a bit of a challenge but I like honing my craft.
That's enough for now, but if you ever find yourself in an emergency and need a pepe just make it known in the thread (that goes for anyone).
No.35556
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No.35557
The Lobster is a good film.
No.35558
Work tried to phone me this morning but jokes on them because:
1. I was asleep
2. My phone doesn't receive calls while it's charging.
When I was in yesterday, my co-worker had phoned in sick the day before, so no one had worked the freezer. When he does this he tends to take a few shifts off. Every few months he takes like 3 or 4 shifts off in a row sick. Either way I'm not going in. This better not fuck up the weekend I have booked off.
No.35559
>>35558
When I get a job I'm just going to pretend I don't have a mobile phone and I'll just give them my house phone instead. My excuse for not answering will be that I wasnt in or something.
No.35560
>>35558
Work on suicide watch
>>35559
I doubt you'll even get a job without a mobile phone
No.35561
>>35559
They used to have my home number, but I took it off their records because my mum would answer it. I'd rather ignore the phonecalls than have to tell them no, especially when my mum would wake me up with the phone in hand. Them having the mobile number is my best option.
No.35562
>>35560
>I doubt you'll even get a job without a mobile phone
I have two working mobiles on pay-as-you-go. I'll give them my old number, get the job and then just lose my phone and never replace it.
>>35561
Why do Mum's always do that? Like they can't just cover for you or say "he'll ring back" or something.
No.35563
>>35561
I work with someone who's Mum will answer the phone and agree that he comes in without even asking him fist.
No.35564
>>35560
>I doubt you'll even get a job without a mobile phone
Is this like the "you won't get a job without a facebook account" meme where it's complete bullshit, or is it verifiably true?
No.35565
>>35564
They will probably ask for a mobile number on an application form.
They do not ask for your facebook profile.
No.35566
>>35565
You can still just put your landline number in, I've done that for pretty much everything that's ever asked for a number including government-related services. I've never applied for a job, but I imagine it's the same.
No.35567
>>35564
If you don't have a mobile you're not as easy to get in touch with someone who does, so unless you're miles ahead of the rest in terms of experience and skills then I doubt they'd hire you. Every entry-level job of the kind I assume you'd be applying for has a fuckload of applicants so they can afford to be very choosy.
No.35568
>>35567
I doubt an entry-level job employer would put that much thought into it. I could see them perhaps turning down someone who left the field completely blank, but not because they put a landline number instead of a mobile number.
>>35561 and >>35563 's workmate clearly got jobs with just their landline, and that's just in this thread alone.
No.35569
>>35568
I gave them my mobile number at first, just changed it later and they didn't complain. Helps that I could change it online through the companies website.
No.35570
>>35568
I only say this because the few jobs I've had in the past have all involved them ringing me up unexpectedly, and in the case of the retail job it was very often (even normies hate working retail, they have "sick days" all the time). If you don't leave the house then the landline is fine, but they'll probably still ask why you don't have a mobile.
No.35571
>>35568
You're probably right, I guess my employers have just been extra inquisitive/pedantic.
No.35572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KXc0CRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KXc0CRk
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No.35573
>>35572
Glorious, all those triggered liberals in the comments. Based Mandy.
No.35574
The Tab Aberdeen just completed their "power list" look at all this leftist wank. Sickening.
http://thetab.com/uk/aberdeen/2016/02/22/introducing-tab-aberdeen-power-list-12018
No.35575
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>>35574
>Known for being one of this year’s maddest freshers, Luke shaved the top of his head and eyebrows on a ski trip.
MADMAN
No.35576
>>35564
>Is this like the "you won't get a job without a facebook account" meme where it's complete bullshit
You know that meme has some basis in truth. I worked in a recruitment firm for a while (it was an apprenticeship bullshit thing from the job centre) and consultant's would check people's Facebook accounts. Anything dodgy and they'd be trashed, no account was considered to be ok but they preferred a visible account that showed someone to be "reputable".
No.35577
The NEET shitposters on Brit/pol/ are the most pathetic human beings I've ever come across. They make the denizens of halfchan's britfeel look like philosopher kings.
No.35578
>>35576
Fair enough if the applicant is a complete public disaster online, under their own name, employers have been using search engines to check applicant backgrounds for ages. That's different to not hiring people at all just because they don't have a facebook account, which is the meme in question.
No.35579
>>35578
I got the impression it was more a yank thing
No.35580
If I miss the application deadline for Uni am I just completely fucked lads?
No.35581
>>35577
I know lad. It's been going on for a while. Now it seems NA are spamming them too. I'll be interested to see if the threads improve soon, what with the referendum coming. If they don't then finally we might be able to make the case for purging them properly.
No.35582
>>35581
At least the NA posters are semi-political aside from all the squabbling. They're bad, but the mummyposters are on a whole new level. It's a shame because the threads were actually looking good when the referendum date was announced.
No.35583
>>35582
Yeah the NA are spamming because they get a lot of stick there but also because Brit/pol/ has become so cancerous. I think some of the degenerate/NEET posting is actually NA trying to magnify the cancer already present in order to get Brit/pol/ deleted. I'm pretty sure they're behind some of the anti Brit/pol/ threads recently.
No.35584
>>35580
you've saved yourself from uni so you're okay
No.35585
>>35584
>you've saved yourself from career prospects so you're okay
No.35586
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>35580
Have a listen to this before deciding whether you want to go
No.35587
>>35585
>implying you're going to have a career
No.35588
>>35586
interesting listen but it's hardly relevant to anyone who doesn't want to do a humanities degree
>>35587
>just give up and masturbate yourself to death
No.35589
>>35587
Wew lad that was nasty
No.35590
>>35588
I'm pretty sure you have to do a bunch of diversity courses on the side to get your grade, but it's not so bad if you're doing STEM.
No.35591
>>35590
Only for the first two years, and I could at least take something like philosophy or history which while SJW wouuldn't have nearly as much bullshit as sociology or literature would.
No.35592
I've done nothing but play OSRS for the past 7 hours. I think I should stop for a while.
No.35593
>>35578
yeah, the meme itself is false, but no facebook is definitely seen as a negative.
No.35594
Starting to become a bit disillusioned with American huwhite nationalists lol
No.35595
Trump won Nevada lads
establishment BTFO
No.35596
is emergency pepe maker around?
No.35597
No.35598
>>35597
wow that was quick
fancy doing an edit?
No.35599
No.35600
might be a tricky one but could you make this guys dog who's called pepe look like pepe
No.35601
>>35600
Kek. This is uncharted territory so I can't promise it'll be good, but I'll do my best.
No.35602
>>35590
Did Comp Sec and had to do a half-module on Legal, Social, Ethical and Professional issues, but that's it. It was mostly just is it right vs is it legal, stuff about whistle blowing etc.
Even had a lecturer teaching computer law defend paedophiles under the explanation that "They choose to like kids as much as gays choose to like men." I don't think she was wrong either, there's a different between immoral viewpoints and immoral acts.
No.35603
>>35600
Take your pick, these are as fresh as they come.
No.35604
>>35574
What no Poleabu?
Poleabu has been stalking Polish sluts and is known around Aberdeen for pissing his pants
No.35605
>>35603
they're good, especially the middle one
you've got a talent for this anon
No.35606
No.35607
>>35605
Thanks lad. The other two are a bit off indeed, but I think a dog with a humanoid frog face is always going to look weird.
I wish I had a comfy meme-making job. Nobody ever seems to be hiring for one.
No.35608
>>35607
We'll hire you to be /britfeel/'s official meme magician, but only if you have a facebook profile.
No.35609
>>35607
i don't mean to bring this old age debate up again but as someone who's just sat on the side and witnessed it
what is the consensus on this supposed meet up? does anyone actually think it happened?
No.35610
>>35604
Is this an actual picture of him? Also, I was under the impression he doesn't live in Aberdeen anymore.
>>35609
I'm pretty sure it did happen, it wasn't so much a britfeel meetup as it was a general /r9k/ meetup in london though
No.35612
>>35604
is that really him?
No.35613
>>35610
>>35612
>is that really him
I'm pretty sure that's just some paki who's in prison for rape.
No.35614
>server admin says to everyone vote to stay in eu
>everyone calls him shit
>usual 'do you even know what you're talking about? I take economics' shit
No.35615
>>35611
How is this comfy? How is anything this man posts comfy?
How is a b2 bomber comfy?
How is a ship engine room comfy?
How is an industrial turbine comfy?
No.35616
>>35615
relaxing background noise
not to mention all the ambient nature sounds he posts too
No.35617
>>35607
up for one last pepe edit
if you're still awake that is
No.35618
>>35617
Post the pic and I'll do it tomorrow if you still need it
>>>/b/5402736
>The NEETs on Brit/pol/ got purged and made their own general on /b/
No.35619
>>35607
>>35608
Anyone interested in the position of Meme Magician is advised to complete our application form. CVs without an application form will not be accepted.
No.35620
>>35618
I'm surprised they didn't end up here
No.35621
>>35619
I think we should seriously try some meme magic for our own gains.
Works for /pol/.
>too late to sacrifice Lupus
No.35622
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>>35618
the lad on the right please
No.35623
No.35624
>>35623
he's fucking money
(and he doesn't even know it)
No.35625
>>35616
Actually, some of them are comfy.
No.35626
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>35625
The rain on a tent one, and the rain on a lagoon ones are pretty good but otherwise I'm not a fan.
Their stormy night ones are shit tier though, nothing will ever beat the majesty that is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eILoQChD_A
No.35627
>>35622
>>35623
>>35624
This looks shady…are you a normie?
No.35628
>Mein Kampf is the best selling book in Germany this week
THE FIRE RISES
No.35629
>>35628
Can you buy original copies still? Original as in original copies from the 20's and 30's? Not special signed ones or anything like that. I wouldn't mind having a hard back copy original or something and I'm not even a natsoc.
No.35630
>>35629
If you have a spare $10,000
No.35631
>>35629
Possibly, though unless you can read German, the early translations were pretty shoddy.
No.35632
>>35630
>>35631
I found this after a little search around.
http://www.bookstock.co.uk/viewlisting.php?lid=3786
If only I had a spare £400. I'd probably settle for a modern English translation in a similar hard back though.
No.35633
>>35628
>one day you may get be a policeman in a fascist dictatorship
No.35636
How long does it usually take you lads to read an average sized book? Let's say 250-300 pages.
No.35637
>>35636
Depends. If it's a nonfiction book that I'm interested in usually no more than a week and a half or two weeks. Same with fiction I'm into. If I'm not really into it, it can take two months.
No.35638
>>35636
At the rate I've been going, multiple years / infinite time, I never finish anything these days. Used to take a couple of days as a kid.
No.35639
>>35636
one to two weeks, but I dont read as much as I could/should.
No.35640
File: 1456408395086.png (Spoiler Image, 1.43 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, IMG_20160224_095015.png)
This is what my arm looked like yesterday when I went to get my dressing changed. It looks pretty fucked but it's better than a few days ago. At least the blisters have gone down and it isn't infected so I'm not going to die.
No.35641
>>35640
What the fuck happened lad?
No.35642
>>35641
I spilt boiling water on it last Friday/Sat morning.
No.35643
No.35644
>>35643
I was putting a stopper in a hot water bottle and somehow managed to squeeze a load of the water out on my arm. I still don't know how I did it. Kind of embarrassing really.
No.35645
>>35640
that's not so bad, but I'm comparing it to some of the real fucked up shit I've seen, so it's probably still pretty nasty for you.
This is an attempt to be encouraging while still acknowledging that that sucks.
No.35646
>>35644
you shouldn't put boiling water in those anyway, it damages the plastic
No.35647
>>35645
Yeah it isn't so bad now and it doesn't hurt anymore, just itches, which is a good sign so I've been told. The doctor said that it's deep in places but it mostly should just heal up on by itself.
>>35646
Yeah, won't be doing that again.
No.35648
>>35646
What the hell should you be putting in a hot water bottle?
No.35649
>>35648
Hot water. I put boiling in mine because the heat lasts so long.
No.35650
>>35648
hot but not boiling
No.35651
>>35647
itching means healing and no nerve damage, so yeah, good sign
No.35652
No.35653
>>35652
looks good, but I don't approve of using a shitskin word like "jihad"
No.35654
>>35653
Purge the saracens
crusade when ?
No.35655
>>35652
Based NA. They know how to appeal to the man on the street.
No.35656
>>35653
na are shit, you should stay away from them
No.35657
>>35656
>you should stay away from them
Oh I will, I'm much too beta to ever be associated with anything remotely like that
No.35658
>>35656
in what way are they shit? I liked the video.
No.35659
>>35658
They're chavs and pikeys like the EDL but they wear black.
No.35660
>>35658
>"British" nationalists
>Nazi salute
>American white nationalist imagery
>Polish members
I'm not saying they're not ballsy, but they're walking caricatures.
No.35661
How do I stop myself from going fruitloops when put under pressure lads?
I've had a lot of work to get through at college and my grasp on reality is already getting tenuous.
No.35662
>>35661
I've really no idea because I've never been under that much pressure but you could try to structure your day as much as you can. Divide up your time into a schedule which includes time for relaxation and rest and keep at it. I find having structure is good for my mind.
No.35663
>>35661
I'm not sure we're the best people to ask, but I wrote a post on meditation earlier today here >>>/improve/5171 , maybe that could help.
No.35664
I've gone from never reading at all to reading for 1-2 hours per day. At first it felt like a chore but I just kept forcing myself to do it and it's become a habit now.
I've read the first two of these and am halfway through The Trojan War: A New History, and I read another brief history book about Ancient Greece in between because my Iliad copy took ages to arrive. I'm enjoying it so far, but I'm particularly looking forward to the philosophy.
Thanks to whoever posted this image a month or two ago.
No.35665
Who /gopdebate/ here
British political shows make me want to kill myself but these are great. Trump is so entertaining.
No.35666
Looking back, this was a hard winter.
No.35667
No.35668
No.35669
>>35665
I just like the Vic Berger videos.
No.35670
I was in the sandwich shop. One of the staff said to the lady making the sandwiches "did you throw that bun in the bin that I dropped on the floor". She didn't reply.
I'm not sure if I want to eat it.
No.35671
>>35667
Better quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjCFVNuoPs
That was fucking beautiful. He reduced Rubio to gesturing awkwardly while trying to come up with a rebuttal for the book thing, and made rat man lose his composure when he realized how hard he'd just been BTFO and wasn't allowed to speak anymore.
No.35672
>>35668
It effected me badly, I never even thought it would end. It was like I forgot summer existed. It was probably seasonal affective disorder, but I usually like winter more than summer, spring and autumn are best.
No.35673
>>35672
Ah right, yeah I know what you mean. I'm normally extremely down during the whole winter period, it's usually peak depression time for me and my least favourite time of year, but this year I've been pretty good.
I've been using my SAD light, keeping my sleep pattern in check, eating well, keeping up with showers, started working out, going for walks, spending more time with family, it's just been nice. I still hugely prefer spring and especially summer, but if all my winters are like this from now on then I'll have to swap winter from last place to third in my ratings of the seasons.
No.35674
Just ate a sausage roll, got halfway through it and noticed a bit of mould on the sausage.
Am I gonna get sick?
No.35675
>>35674
It was nice knowing you lad. Any last words?
No.35676
>>35674
Are you sure its mould?
No.35677
>>35676
Fairly certain it was mould. The packet was unopened but on checking it, it was actually 2 days out of date.
No.35678
>>35675
>tfw second britfeeler to die
A-at least I'll have a friend up there
No.35679
>>35674
maybe, depends how much you ate and what it was
No.35680
Just got back from town. I hate going into my local big town. It's just a lifeless retail desert, with people scuttling to and from big name stores laden with bags of shit. Plus every fourth or fifth person is a paki. I'm glad I'm back home.
No.35681
>>35680
Same here except every second person is a shit skin, mostly pakis but a huge increase in those custard coloured gypsy slavs usually identified by the combination of the poundshop's own label of gangsterwear and black leather shoes smoking a roll-ey walking alongside is his custard necked bitch will also be smonking whilst pushing a baby's pushchair to the next charity shop on their list, my town is now a sad battered shell of the glory days of riches funded by Yorkshire dales wool
No.35682
What are some good historical video games that don't require a good rig to run (my card fried and I'm using onboard graphics)
No.35683
>>35681
Your town sounds grim pretty grim. Mine is a cultural/spiritual desert but it's all basically a new fangled shopping center. At least I don't live in Rochdale. That's a fucking horrible place.
>>35682
The only game I ever play is ck2 nowadays. I do have a copy of Knights of Honour I could upload to a mega if you want? It's an OK game. I actually got it from a mega upload back on halfchan. But I cant do it yet because I'm at someone else's house now.
No.35684
>>35683
>I'm at someone else's house
normie get out
No.35685
No.35686
>>35684
My brothers house actually. He's a normie. He's basically a Dean.
No.35687
>>35686
Has he ever given you tips on how to be a madman?
No.35688
>>35687
I try not to talk to him about Dean life. There's only so many "nights out with the lads" stories I can take.
No.35689
>>35686
tell him to lay on the floor haha
go on, it'll be a right laugh haha
No.35690
[slag #1]
>dude…is [slag #3] okay? :/ did you talk to her?
[slag #2]
>whaat!
>why??
>i've talked to her today yes! quite a lot!
>she seemed to be doing okay!
>is there anything??
[slag #1]
>did she tell you about the guy from previous flat or not?
[slag #2]
>omg whaat!!
>no???
>the last time i talked to her was maybe 3 hours ago or 2
>what's happening??
>oh my god!!
>i can hear her crying
>from her room
>and talking to her parents
>what's happening [slag #1]??
No.35691
No.35692
No.35693
>>35690
>>35692
I'm adapting Poleaboos lifestory into the form of a screen play
[slag #1]
>aaah I thought she did….:( I mean she probably didnt want to talk to many people about it but I am super worried about her right now sooo could you pleaaase go to her and talk to her? :( its basically the guy is probably stalking her
[slag #2]
>omg?!?!?!?!??! WHAT!!
[slag #1]
>yeaaa it is somehow complicated
>but I think she is really freaked out
>and now I dont know what to do
[slag #2]
>oh my god
>my heart is SHAKING man
>WHAT
[slag #1]
>but it would be great just to tell her that we are with her
[slag #2]
>i can hear her cry, it's heartbreaking
[slag #1]
>mine as fuck
[slag #2]
>why is he stalking her???
>oh my god man!!!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?
[slag #1]
>because he is a freak probably……
[slag #2]
>im so scared for her what!!!
>but how does she know that he is??
[slag #1]
>I am like asdfbsdlivfsdfvu I dont know what to do….:(
[slag #2]
>but what is happening. how did she find out?
>oh my god man!??!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!
[slag #1]
>he wrote some weird email to her in december and few days ago he wrote her that it was him and he is sooo sorry
>but you know it can be anything
>and now maybe he is contacting her from other profiles??
>she is not sure…
>she is not replying me now and I am like dsfjh;gf;aupugf
[slag #2]
>omg man
>im trying not to show this to [slag #3]
>but im so freaked out i want to puke
>we just talked to her
[slag #1]
>did you talk to her?
[slag #2]
>adn we're trying to calm her down
[slag #1]
>oh and????
>yes pleaaase :/
[slag #2]
>shit man.
>[slag #4] is talking to her now
[slag #1]
>I almost feel like I want to come over or something
>I dont know
No.35694
>>35693
[slag #2]
>and omg you know the [fake profile name] that had added all of us
>IT'S HIM
>FUCKING
>!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG
[slag #1]
>omg!!!!!!!!!!!
[slag #2]
>FUCK MAN
[slag #1]
>did she add her/him?
[slag #2]
>NO
[slag #1]
>or any of you guys????
[slag #2]
>oh my fucking god
>no
[slag #1]
>what the fuck?
>what does he want?
>that is freaky as hell
[slag #2]
>and when we were just talking to her, i heard a noise outside and previously i saw our gate being open
>oHM Y FURKFUKUCKLASD
>im freaking out, but i will not show this to [slag #3] so. no worries
>but shit
>?!?!?!?!? WTF!?!??!?!?!?
[slag #1]
>yes like I dont understand :;(
>and she feels like this from friday already….
[slag #2]
>and he must know our address
>FUCKING
[slag #1]
>but how?!?!?!
[slag #2]
>this guy. WHAT
>i mean. because [slag #3] was receiving the letters from her work to her previous flat
>no?
>okay but i dont know
>but what man WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[slag #1]
>we might go to police if something….
[slag #2]
>THIS GUY!!!!! HAS BEEN EVEN STALKING ON US!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
>YES
>but [slag #3] is scared
[slag #1]
>yea he must know all of us…
[slag #2]
>because then he
>might fail and then what shit
>omg
[slag #1]
>but WHY????
>that is the question what the fuck
>and the facebook
>and everything
[slag #2]
>oh my god man
>WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>KASHDKJSHFKJSHJDS OKAFBKJASHDKJASd
No.35695
[slag #1]
>is [slag #3] better? no? :(
[slag #2]
>she's talking to her mom now
>i'm going with her to uni tomorrow
[slag #1]
>morning? to [course leader] or someone?
[slag #2]
>im not sure
[slag #1]
>or people in student point to figure out the psychologist…
>or I dont know
[slag #2]
>yes
>do you still have the [fake profile name] person somewhere?
[slag #1]
>no…I declined it so it doesnt show anymore…
[slag #2]
>ok
[slag #1]
>does the profile even exists now?
[slag #2]
>im not sure. i think so
[slag #1]
>what is actually his name?!?!?!
[slag #2]
>i dont know?
>[paki name]? or something
[slag #1]
>because [other random paki name] added me like a month ago but I never responded till now…now I was declining all requests and >suddently saw the name and was like…hmmm naybe?
>maybe not though
>I dont know
[slag #2]
>he's apparently made a ton of fake profiles
>can you link him to me?
No.35696
No.35697
>>35695
where's this coming from? you in a group chat with slags? or are you so successful at stalking you've gotten into their messages about you?
No.35698
Just finished reading Blood Meridian. It's full of racism, violence and biblical allegories. You guys would love it. The Judge is an amazing character.
No.35699
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a Black History Month special.
No.35701
Millennium Wews hangout for the anniversary of Trayvon's death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CITUrwmLdYk
No.35702
>>35695
Fuck off stop spamming your shit
No.35703
>>35702
I wouldn't mind if it was interesting or comprehensible, but it's just trash
No.35704
Why is this site still broken.
No.35705
>>35697
It's a work of fiction based on true events
No.35706
>omg man
>shit man.
>FUCK MAN
>oh my god man
I didn't know Polish sluts said man so much
>>35705
gosh I can't wait for Poleaboo2:Revenge of The Ribena Rapist
No.35707
OH GOD LADS IM SO FUCKING HORNY
GIVE ME SOME PRIME TEEN PUSSY RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO SLAM INTO SOME PRIME TEEN PUSSY RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.35708
No.35709
>>35708
I said I want to bang prime teen pussy not some hairy brown turd.
No.35711
oh fuck I've got a fucking job interview at mcdonalds a week from now
wish me luck my friends, this could be a very big deal for me.
No.35712
>>35709
The average paki has fucked more white PTP than everyone in this thread combined
No.35713
>>35706
They're not Polish, just various kinda of Central European/Baltic types
>gosh I can't wait for Poleaboo2:Revenge of The Ribena Rapist
His revenge is the final part of the trilogy
Part 2 ends like this
>Poleaboo, now in court, appears before the Judge and jury and asks regarding the Polish girl why he was not accepted as her friend, and gets a reply: "It's because you did not be yourself." When Poleaboo searches for the origin of the voice, encountering the Polish girl herself as she berates Poleaboo for trying to become friends with someone greater than him. Poleaboo claims that all he wanted was for her to ackowledge him, show the same fondness to him as he did to her. He then goes on to ask what was wrong with wanting, wishing and chasing your desires, showing the fetishes he tried to purge himself of. The Polish girl mocks him, saying that mimicking Chads profile on facebook didn't make him Chad, but rather a cunning thief.
>Demanding to know what the judges take on all this is, Poleaboo is horrified when the jury casts a guilty virdict and the judge states his sentence: giving despair to discourage males from becoming happy or content with life in anyway. The judge tells Poleaboo that he'll receive his most fitting despair as the prison gates open up and guards appear to grab Poleaboo. Poleaboo begins crying as he desperately asks what he did wrong to deserve this and where he went wrong. Ultimately, stripped of the internet access he cherished, Poleaboo is sucked into the void and once again is alone, trapped in a small room and his mind, surrounded by pissjugs.
No.35714
>>35712
This is some fantasy of yours Poleabu, licking the balls of some other inbred scum fucking someone else ?
No.35715
>>35712
no pakiposting allowed in this thread, shitskin.
No.35716
>>35711
Good luck but as long as you are not some lowlife paki stalker I'm sure you'll be fine
No.35717
>>35709
I meant that Mudslimes can rape white girls and get away with it.
No.35720
>>35716
that's true
>>35717
my bad laddy
No.35721
Just bought an ice cream machine lads. My mates birthday and he's coming over tomorrow. Have plans to make an entire spread of party food with using beer. May even try party rings
No.35722
No.35723
No.35724
>>35722
>>35723
Terrible manners chaps, are you some kind of Johnny Foreigners?
No.35725
No.35726
No.35727
>>35726
>>35725
Calm down snowflakes, it wasn't an intentional trigger, we met on the internet if that counts? In fact forget all that I'm staying locked up in my room all day with no one but you guys
No.35728
>>35721
>>35727
unless you plan on posting embarrassing/autistic party photos like lupus, it's probably not gonna be well received.
No.35729
>>35728
This. Post them or get the H E C K out.
No.35730
>>35729
Not even got home from ingredient shopping yet
No.35731
>>35722
>>35723
this board is meant to be positive, if anon's managed to get himself a few friends, then good for him. Nobody will ever get banned on here for having friends. Constantly bragging about night's out "with the lads" is one thing, but beer and party rings is hardly ban worthy.
No.35732
>>35731
It was the randomness of it that made me suspicious. It reminded me of festival anon.
No.35733
HELP
I light bulb has literally just exploded in my house. Exploded and glass went everywhere.
What the fuck happened?
No.35734
>>35733
My light has done that twice, I just replace it.
No.35735
>>35734
How do I get it out? There's nothing to hold onto and twist.
No.35736
>>35733
it's a poltergiest anon
No.35737
>>35731
Agreed. But a precedent has been set. And talk of parties must come accompanied with photos and whacky autist stories.
No.35738
>>35735
Use a pair of pliers maybe? I'm not sure if you have to turn the power off completely or just make sure the light is switched off though.
Stick the pliers into the base and hold the jaws open then turn to unscrew.
No.35739
>>35738
No pliers I own will fit inside there, and if they do they wont have enough grip to twist it.
I have no clue how I'm going to get this out. I only just finished getting all the glass cleared away.
No.35740
>>35739
Not to grip. Put the pliers in closed into the base of the bulb and then open them so they are pressed against the sides if that makes sense.
Though if you don't have pliers of the right size that doesn't mater.
No.35741
>>35740
Yeah, they would still need to grip to the inside. I'd need something rubbery or it will just slip.
No.35742
No.35743
My mum just said I looked like Benedict Cumberbatch lads, thinking about killing myself.
No.35744
>looking at random history documentaries on youtube
>see this comment
Astronomical kek
No.35745
>>35744
kangz on suicide watch
No.35746
>>35743
did she think she was complimenting you?
No.35747
>>35746
Yeah, she's been backtracking for the past half hour or so.
No.35748
>>35747
well all you need to do is get rich and famous and you too can have a horde of teenage girls in love with you. Right before they declare you problematic and try to have you killed
No.35749
>>35748
did tumblr turn on ayy lmao benedictbatch? What happened?
No.35750
>>35749
he said coloured actors instead of actors of colour once, and mentioned using autistic people as inspiration for his frankensteins monster. he's a white guy too, so it was only a matter of time really.
No.35752
No.35753
>>35752
>phimosis
I know that feel.
No.35754
No.35755
No.35756
No.35757
anyone up?
could do a stream.
No.35758
>>35757
Watching the Oscars mate.
No.35759
>>35167
Night shoot, hope the camera can pick me out!
No.35760
No.35761
>>35760
>child murder
>based
Mohammed get out
No.35762
>>35760
What is this?
I'm at work and can't see.
No.35763
>>35762
Some Muslim woman has been arrested near the Moscow Metro waving around the severed head of a 4 year old child and shouting Allar Akbar.
No.35765
>>35764
Don't look at that goy, look at who we've crowned in Hollywood instead.
No.35766
>>35728
what pictures? do you have them lad?
No.35767
>>35766
You're not that creepy stalker autist, are you?
No.35768
>>35767
what stalker? no I only just started posting as the trips on 4chan got too much
No.35769
Just gonna do a blog post, hope you don't mind
>I was playing vidya late last night, watching some porn too, dad came back so I had to cut out the porn, bit frustrated with that. He wanted me to fill out some taxi license renewal form. I did but as always he was condescending and loud about it, kept saying something in paki language that I couldn’t understand. Turns out the form is rejected if the writing isn’t neat or if anything is crossed out, allegedly. He gets mad and starts slamming doors, ripping up the form and as usual he starts swearing at me and threatening me in his stupid fucking jungle language. Mum was woken by the noise and asked what was going on.
>He is an absolute cunt, nice and sweet when people are doing and acting the way he wants but shows his true colours when faced with even the mildest opposition or just something he plain doesn’t like such as me playing vidya while doing simple favours for him, such as filling in a form or making a call that he can’t because the idiot couldn’t learn English in 20+ years of living in this shithole of a country.
>I’m not spineless, I told him how I feel but being the monkey that he is, he couldn’t understand me.
>The following day he needed another favour, to read a letter from his insurance, explain it to him like the retard he is and then resolve the issue. Same shit as always, I do it and then he complains about me not having done the job well enough. His should be grateful I did anything for him. Also hated how he stood over me while I called the insurance company, as if he had anything to contribute by standing there. Dickhead even had the nerve to tell me to put the phone on speaker, as if he understood English, like people!
>Signed on, dad had an issue with me playing Hearthstone when I should be “preparing” for my appointment. Hate how he comments on issues he knows nothing about, he thought the Job Centre actually helped you get a job and that I should spend more time there. Again explaining to him turned out to be an exercise in futility.
>Started hitting myself in the face when he had a go at me today, couldn’t control myself, it felt good, it was a release and I know it’s healthy. Will cut later. Wider and deeper this time, guys on /r9k/ called my first cut a “pussy cut”
>Turns out that sex offender friend from high school is still a dirty little bastard and a compulsive liar. I’m not bothering with him anymore, the full details of my dealings with him really opened my eyes, had quite the moment of realisation
No.35770
No.35771
>you should get a job working on computers. You like computers, don't you?
No.35772
>>35769
I hope you harm yourself to the point of unintentional suicide, and we'll never have to suffer one of your shitty paki blog posts again.
No.35773
>>35769
>Started hitting myself in the face when he had a go at me today
Holy kek you're such a bitch.
No.35774
>>35769
Based Poleaboo. Welcome back lad.
No.35775
>>35774
>welcoming namefagging, attention-whoring paki scum here
Where are the mods?
No.35776
Not sure what food to order tonight.
No.35777
>>35773
It's healthy, it's expressed in a scene in Billy Elliot
>>35774
>someone on double chan britfeel doesn't hate me
y-y-you too!
>>35772
I'm hoping I die soon too
>>35770
unfortunately
No.35778
>>35775
No one minded when lupus did it
No.35779
>>35778
Yes they did.
Someone made a World of Warcraft account just to have a go at her.
No.35780
>>35779
When? I don't remember that. what was said?
No.35781
>>35778
Was she a paki?
Did she post in third person and refer to herself by name like a self-important faggot?
Did she do nothing besides blogpost about some shitty degenerate lifestyle, or was she redpilled as fuck and making the most of a bad situation, providing good times and fun for all of us?
>>35779
That was some cunt from halfchan, I don't think it was the same person as the ICanWait tripfag though.
No.35782
>>35780
Can't remember, there's a screencap of it somewhere in the past 5 months.
No.35783
>>35778
Lupus wasn't Paki scum.
No.35784
>>35781
calm down lad. can't white knight the dead.
No.35785
>>35769
Poleaboo posts full stories here?
Fucking based
No.35786
>>35785
he's a cheap imitation of an autist.
No.35787
>>35774
>>35785
Not fooling anyone poleabu.
No.35788
>>35784
HALFCHAN, OUT
>>35785
You could not make it more obvious that you're shilling yourself, fuck off you paki prick.
No.35790
>>35786
>>35787
>>35788
I'm not him, i am a refugee from halfchan though
No.35791
>>35788
>being her beta orbiter after death
Fucking Cuck , btw I'm a cunt
No.35792
>>35785
>Poleaboo posts full stories here?
It's a one off, the blog just started back up again and he's serving another 30 day ban from halfchan
No.35793
>>35790
oh so you're a huge fucking faggot gb2cuckchan
No.35795
>>35791
>btw I'm a cunt
I can't disagree with that.
No.35797
>>35794
>>35795
I didn't type that. It doesn't change the fact you defend a roastie Stacey
No.35798
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No.35799
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No.35800
>>35798
well that explains it
No.35801
>>35798
From halfchan. But don't like all the circle jerking so came here. I don't get everyone's obsession with the sick girl. Am I missing something? She's been mentioned in both threads.
No.35804
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No.35805
No.35806
MODS!!!
>>35802
Just fuck off you smelly piss paki. If your going to do anything cut your fucking throat.
No.35807
No.35808
>>35797
>chronically ill bed-ridden permaNEET with psychosis, who regularly shat themselves, and literally died aged 25
>Stacey
>>35801
She was just a good poster and was usually a really supportive and optimistic person to talk to whenever you felt like shit, but she also did really comfy twitch streams for us, played vanilla WoW with us, and got up to some hilarious antics in the threads themselves. The levelling up party was the comfiest thing in my life, I just wish it could have lasted longer.
No.35809
>>35802
Try pissing on it poleabu.
No.35810
>>35791
cuckchan BTFO by the wordfilter
No.35811
>>35807
>fat
complete opposite m8
No.35812
Mod here, why is everyone freaking out
No.35813
>>35808
What's the picture about? And I can't see any threads?
No.35814
>>35813
It's about 2 weeks worth of her medication if I remember correctly.
No.35815
New thread needed
we're not using that fag one
No.35816
>>35814
Just googled some. Anti psychotics, mood stabilisers and anti depressants Are you sure she wasn't just schizo?
No.35817
Holy shit Trump is telling a story about shooting 49 terrorists with bullets covered in pig's blood, what a madman.
No.35818
No.35819
>>35815
They'll just shit up the new one, wait for the post limit.
No.35821
>>35819
There's been like 3 extra people not counting pakiboo, they aren't really causing any trouble
No.35822
>>35820
Abilify is an antidepressant, I don't think the other two are though.
No.35823
>>35820
Abilify is used for more than just Bipolar disorder. Epilim is epilepsy medicine. I can't read the other one.
No.35824
Poleaboo cut himself again, wanted to go longer and deeper but fucked up
Ended up with 3 cuts really close to each other, dare not risk another strike
No.35825
Can you just ban the paki and delete his posts?
No.35826
>>35822
>>35823
Aripiprozole - Abilify - Bipolar, Psychosis and Autism medication
Sodium Valproate - Epilium - Bipolar and Epilepsy medication
Sertraline - Anti depressant and anti anxiety
No.35827
>>35798
is it really even him?
No.35828
>>35825
On what grounds?
I'm a NEET with anxiety issues who hates Pakis, I belong here
No.35829
>>35824
that is a fucking pussy cut, halfchan was right for once.
No.35830
>>35826
Well, she was an autist who used to have multiple seizures a day.
No.35831
>>35824
that's less than a cat scratch you pussy bitch
No.35832
>>35830
Women can't be autistic. I've never met a genuine autist girl. When a Stacey drops spaghetti it's cute.
No.35833
>>35824
I'm not just saying this because I want you to hurt yourself, but that's pathetic.
No.35834
>>35828
But you are a paki and I don't come here to talk to pakis. It's bad enough I have to see your kind when I go out. Just fuck off back to halfchan. You're making the exact same posts there anyway you attention whore.
No.35835
>>35832
I've met some, but there's definitely less
No.35836
>>35833
Only second day/cut
I'll get the hang of it
>>35834
Banned for 30 days there, can only post there utilising mobile phone data
No.35837
>>35836
if you need to get the hang of it then you're not a proper cutter, just an attention whore
No.35838
>>35837
I was about to say this.
Paki out please
No.35839
>>35837
well, lol I am doing it for attention more than anything
No.35840
>>35839
Do it properly then you wretched lowlife. I could stub my toe and see more gore than this.
No.35841
>>35840
Bad toe stubs are terrible. Broken toenail, and gushing blood,
No.35842
>>35836
>Banned for 30 days there, can only post there utilising mobile phone data
Ran out of data, only had 100mb
No.35843
Ban the fucking paki already, why are any of you niggers mods if you can't even enforce a simple rule like "no pakis allowed"?
inb4
>hurr it's not an official rule and actually I've learnt to appreciate Abdul's contributions to the thread just like I have the normies and their friendposting, we are a diverse and multicultural board now
No.35844
No.35845
>>35843
but I hate pakis too…
No.35846
>>35843
This, fucking ban the paki.
No.35847
>>35846
>>35844
>>35843
Ban the Stacey white knight too. This is a cuck free zone
No.35848
>>35843
>>35844
>>35846
Can you at least string together a reasonable argument as to why?
No.35849
>>35843
I agree, ban the halfchan fags >>35847 too.
No.35850
>>35847
>>35848
You stick out like a sore thumb, go back to halfchan.
No.35851
>>35847
You don't get a say, newfag.
>>35848
Because he's an attention whore, because he shits up the threads, because he's the worst kind of shitposter see: "it's just fiction bro, there's literally nothing wrong with all white characters being played by black actors", because he's a degenerate that wants to be a girl and wear girls clothing, because he's a complete piece of shit, and last but not least, because he's a fucking paki.
No.35852
>>35851
>actually bothering to justify why we don't want poleabu
No.35853
>>35851
>Because he's an attention whore
>because he shits up the threads
but increased thread activity isn't a bad thing
>because he's the worst kind of shitposter see: "it's just fiction bro, there's literally nothing wrong with all white characters being played by black actors"
It's an opinion, a popular reasonable, don't be a "muh hivemind" faggot
>because he's a degenerate that wants to be a girl and wear girls clothing
Not uncommon desires, I used to crossplay as Haruhi
>because he's a complete piece of shit, and last but not least, because he's a fucking paki.
can't argue with that
No.35855
>>35853
>mfw working in the gas chambers, shovelling paki dust, remembering some of it is poleabu
No.35856
>>35853
Why are you still here?
No.35857
>>35856
Where else am I suppoed to go?
I'll leave in 20 mins to eat and watch Eastenders
No.35858
>>35857
when corries on now?
you really are scum
No.35859
>>35858
Corrie is too lighthearted, it's like watching a sitcom
There were some recent scenes involving the police recently which I found distressing
I prefer Eastenders dark, gritty and melodramatic style
No.35861
I'm actually looking forward to the summer this year. I'm sick of being cold. I just want to go out in the garden with a T-shirt on.
No.35862
>>35843
Britfeel has a hands-off mod approach
the way we've got people banned before was via poll. So here we go:
http://strawpoll.me/6957907
No.35863
>>35861
Me too, despite the fact it's been the warmest winter in the UK since the 17th century.
winterfags utterly BTFO, so much for "it's gonna be the coldest winter for years, and then it's going to be cold forever, swear on me mum"
>>35862
Bollocks, see >>31369
No.35864
alright lads, if someone makes a new thread I'll ban pakiboo
No.35865
>>35863
I do like winter but for some reason I feel like its been excessive this year. Not really cold just dreary and dark and never ending. I like dreary but I've had enough now. I need some sunshine.
>>35864
Is anyone making a new thread? I'd make one but I've never done it before.
No.35867
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