No.35866
No smelly brown 'people'.
No.35868
>>35866
Thank you based thread God
No.35869
has the bbq thread been pushed off?
No.35870
>>35869
get out of here stalker
No.35872
>>35866
I like this new OP pic style we got going on
No.35873
>>35869
We had a bbq thread?
No.35874
>>>35873
Yes. a britfeeler threw the most autistic bbq ever held.
No.35875
No.35876
Are we in the BBQ thread?
if so I can't find it
No.35877
>>35876
This is the BBQ thread.
No.35878
>>35877
BBQ cuckchanners need to fuck off to candle street tbh
No.35879
>>35878
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that after all this time harbourfags are still this salty.
No.35880
What are you reading lads?
These madmen sacrificed children from the best families as offerings to the gods - Iron Age dysgenics. Who knows how their wars with Rome might've gone if they didn't kill off their finest minds?
>>35879
You need to integrate lad, this is paki behaviour.
No.35881
>>35880
I was thinking of starting on Guenon's "Crisis of the modern world" tomorrow. An anon on here says it's a good read. It looks to be only a hundred or so pages too, though a have a feeling it will be hard read.
No.35882
Fucking hell lads. Spend a day walking in the forest and come back to all this, at least the mods got rid of poleaboo now.
Also reminder that Lupus thought that ghosts spoke to her so she bought an app to try and detect them with her tablet, she could have very well had psychosis.
No.35883
>>35879
>this is what candlefag subhumans actually believe
No.35884
>>35883
I need to know what happens next
No.35885
>>35882
We can't help being triggered by pakis. If only everyone in Britain was the same way.
How was your forest walk anon? I wish I lived near some substantial woodland. All my country is mostly hills, moorland and fields, which is good but I like a good wood.
No.35886
>>35882
do you know what the bbq thread is?
No.35887
>>35882
She shared a few of her episodes, like hearing hundreds of voices in her head, talking to a bee, and one where she was in the shower and the walls turned to blood.
No.35888
>>35886
>implying theirs a bbq thread
No.35889
>>35881
I'd not read any metaphysics before I read that, but found it surprisingly easy to follow. It's not esoteric at all and you'll likely agree with much of it given that you're probably aware of the fact that we're in late stage civilizational decline.
>>35882
She definitely did. She had a manic episode while streaming Diablo that one time.
No.35890
>>35886
It's just an old 8chan britfeel thread mate, it's probably gone now.
No.35891
>>35890
what happened? did everyone meet?
>>35889
full bpd schizo bitch?
No.35892
Poleaboo doesn't understand why he is disliked
what we have in common outweighs our differences
No.35893
No.35894
>>35889
>I'd not read any metaphysics before I read that, but found it surprisingly easy to follow.
That's good to know. I've been reading a bit of that Gornahoor blog. The author references Guenon quite a bit, along with Evola so some of his writings go over my head. I'll get round to Evola at some point but probably not straight after Guenon.
No.35895
>>35890
>implying I'm not reading through it RIGHT now
>implying any of the previous threads have been purged yet besides one of the very very early threads, when a mod was toying with the idea of deleting previous threads, RIP my first posts on this board
>>1
No.35896
>>35893
because he's annoying
also
>implying I told him the truth
No.35897
>>35893
people have shared previous threads before, why is it a problem now?
No.35898
>>35891
>did everyone meet?
we're not filthy halfchanners
No.35899
>>35887
Was super comfy, its been raining, but not really if you know what I mean, very murky so as far as Im concerned the perfect weather for walking through the woods. Bit too warm for my liking, but all winter has been.
Got home and tidied my room and read some motivational articles. Got another two to read now then I'll read a bit of Malazan before bed.
How has everyone else been doing today anyway? Apart from the disaster that went on here that is.
Plus, I don't blame you guys for the shitstorm, I blame the paki and the hafchanners. They need to understand the concept of lurk moar.
No.35900
Poleaboo is watching Fresh Meat on +1
depressing on so many levels
>tfw no unaaay experience
>tfw no relationship with flatmates
>tfw no friends at all
>tfw no degree
>tfw did nothing really other than go to regular timetabled classes
(PAKIBOO WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.35901
>>35894
It was the same for me. Evola is very wordy and often makes esoteric references, most of which I didn't understand. I intend to go back to him when I've read more history, and philosophy-wise, Plato and Aristotle at the very least. People say that you should read them before going near anything else because it all derives from them in one way or another.
No.35902
>>35900
I thought we got shot of you?
Oh well, sorted now
No.35903
>>35900
You're due a ban, p*ki.
No.35904
>>35903
>p*ki.
consider this a warning tbh
No.35905
>>35897
Probably because there's a paki and a few of his halfchan fanbase lurking around, feels uncomfy.
>>35899
Sounds like a good day, wasn't raining at all here, semi-blue skies.
I got up early and helped my mum chop up the remains of a couple of trees in our garden that my sister's fiance chopped down the other day, and then we took it all to the dump. We did three trips in total, all in all it took 3 and a half hours, and we've only cleared about 1/10th of what's there. It's gonna take at least a month to clear it all, especially as there's two more tall trees to come down yet.
Gonna go to bed now though, bloody knackered, I was doing physical stuff all weekend as well helping my dad out. Goodnight guys.
No.35906
No.35907
>>35899
Sounds like a good day. I think I'll work some walking into my new routine when I start it. I need some fresh air.
>>35901
Based chin man has done some videos on Evola but I've not watched any yet. I've been meaning to get round to the Greeks for ages. They're pretty much the root of over half of European thinking so starting with them makes sense. I wish I had started a lot earlier though. I've got so much to read about.
>>35905
Goodnight lad. I'm off myself.
No.35908
>>35907
As someone who recently started on the Greeks I'd thoroughly recommend it. If you follow the guide that's been posted here, you'll also learn a bit about the Egyptians, Phoenicians, Hittites, Persians, and Romans; the more you read the more it all starts coming together.
No.35909
>>35882
Could it not be a result off the massive amounts of medication and sleep deprivation?
No.35910
>>35909
Who knows? Either way, it could explain some of the medication.
>>35907
>>35905
Goodnight lads, I should probably head off myself.
No.35911
>>35909
wasn't it because the lupus fucked her nervous system?
No.35914
Who /intentionallysaysinflammatorythingstotriggerbritfeel/ here?
No.35915
>>35914
Don't do that please lad. I wouldn't do that to you.
No.35916
>Sargon is telling his viewers to vote for Bernie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_yRpEbFeG4
No.35917
>>35915
>I wouldn't do that to you.
You and I both know that's not true
they're coming
No.35918
The sweet chilli sauce I bought was too spicy.
No.35919
>>35914
fuck off to halfchan please ebin trole :4)))
No.35920
I think >>35912 should be deleted.
No.35921
Just ordered some nootropics. They're getting banned on April 6th so I thought I'd give them a try while I can.
No.35922
No.35924
>>35922
>Nootropics (/noʊ.əˈtrɒpᵻks/ noh-ə-TROP-iks)—also called smart drugs, memory enhancers, neuro enhancers, cognitive enhancers, and intelligence enhancers—are drugs, supplements, nutraceuticals, and functional foods that improve one or more aspects of mental function.
No.35925
>>35924
And why are they being banned?
No.35926
>>35925
It's going to be a blanket ban covering psychoactive substances - probably intended for recreational ones specifically, but since nootropics are technically psychoactive it includes them too.
No.35927
>>35926
>be a blanket ban covering psychoactive substances
That's a lot of things.
No.35928
No.35930
>>35928
A stupid one too, by the sounds of it.
No.35931
Saw this little fella while out walking my dog. Praise Kek?
No.35932
I just ate crips with vinegar that was so strong it literally burned my tongue
No.35933
No.35934
What do you do when someone calls your house or knocks on the door?
No.35935
>>35934
open it because it's usually something I've ordered from amazon
No.35936
>>35934
If I know my dad is turning up, or my mum has asked me to listen out for a parcel, then I'll answer it, otherwise I'll pretend I'm not in.
No.35937
>>35934
Don't make any noise.
No.35938
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>35934
The Pilkington method
No.35940
>Asian guy that I went to secondary school with and got all A*s is fucking ripped, does combat sports, very intelligent, good looking and has a extremely beautiful white girlfriend.
Why shouldn't I kill myself right now?
No.35941
>>35940
Because you have the potential to get fucking ripped, do combat sports and get a beautiful white girlfriend. Don't be disturbed by the appearances of other people. Dedicate time to improving yourself. The rest will fall into place.
No.35942
>>35940
>two people from my secondary school are now in prison
>tfw this makes it impossible for me to be the biggest loser in my yeargroup
No.35943
>>35940
Because you can do it too, you just need self control. (As long as you aren't completely retarded)
No.35944
>>35940
>being such a good goy that you would take yourself out of the gene pool while ahmed takes all the white woman
Get ripped and do combat sports if that's what you really want to do, and always remember that it is highly statistically probable that you will get a girlfriend and lose your virginity within the next 5 - 10 years, and it's damn near certain to happen before you hit 40.
Just don't be a faggot and/or kill yourself, unless you're a literal nigger of course.
No.35945
just realised that I have an overbite lad, going to try and correct my jaw/teeth/tongue posture now.
>>35940
get ripped and do combat sports, I'm working on that myself. Gained five kilos so far.
No.35946
>>35940
Wew. That's paki aristocracy right there.
No.35947
My Youtube account has been suspended, I think because I told someone to remember the 6 gorillion in the comments section of that Sarcuck video posted above. I'm not sure though, it's pissing me off.
No.35948
>>35946
He's Jap or something, looks like six pack shortcuts.
No.35949
>>35948
Orientals, like manlets, get ripped super fast so It's kind of cheating.
No.35950
>>35946
>Asian
>talking about pakis
we're not the BBC here lad
No.35951
>>35950
It's more of an empire thing than a BBC thing, lad. Should have been more specific.
No.35952
>>35950
Traditionally, the British refers to japs and chinks as orientals/orients and middle eastern as asians, refering to japs/chinks as asian is more of an american/modern britain thing.
No.35953
>>35950
Not him, but "asian" has referred to south asians for as long I can remember. Americans are the ones who mean east asians when they say "asian".
No.35954
>>35952
In fact, I think traditionally we'd probably use Arab instead of Asian actually, although they'd probably be interchangeable.
also, referring to someone as Oriental is considered a racial slur by Americans.
No.35955
>>35953
>>35952
that wasn't my point. yes generally pakis are called "asians" but it's a very BBC tactic to use that term because it's so broad it COULD refer to japs or chinese etc
Basically here we should call a spade a spade and a paki a paki
No.35956
Lads, apparently there's a book called Submission by Houllebecq, and it's a satire about a 2022 France that makes the transition to a Muslim country. It's a best seller in france, germany and italy and was translated to English last September. Anyone read it? I'm going to order it as soon as I get paid.
No.35957
>>35955
Regardless of your point, I'm saying that when "asians" is used colloquially in the UK it always means south asians, including (if not especially) pakis, at least as far as I'm aware can't speak for anywhere beyond South East England, but it seems to be general consensus here so….
Using "asians" to refer to chinks and japs is an americanism, not some kind of BBC tactic, so when a British poster says on a British board:
>Asian guy that I went to secondary school with etc etc
…almost everyone will automatically believe that he is talking about a south asian.
No.35958
>>35956
Yeah I've heard of it but not read it yet. Another similar book is "Camp of the Saints" by Jean Raspail. I've not read that either but it's on my list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Camp_of_the_Saints
No.35959
>>35956
Sounds pretty good, but its only out in hardback right now, and I try and avoid them. Plus Im only about a quarter of the way through a ~1000 page book and have my next two books planned out, one of which is a similar length.
No.35960
>>35959
>but its only out in hardback right now, and I try and avoid them
Why?
No.35961
>>35960
I just find them awkward to carry around everywhere, and I cant get as comfy reading them. When I read books I bend them a lot, and the firmness just screws with my enjoyment of reading. I get a bit obsessive about these sort of things.
No.35962
>>35957
I have to disagree, I'm from the south too. No one calls Pakis 'Asians' other than the BBC, in school east Asians would call themselves Asians and Pakis would call themselves Indian, Bangladeshi, Pakistani, but never asian.
No.35963
>>35962
The point is that it doesn't come out of nowhere; there's a precedent for it. Referring to them as Asians is probably one of the least slimy things the BBC does, especially given that most people know exactly what's meant by it.
No.35965
No.35966
>>35957
>…almost everyone will automatically believe that he is talking about a south asian.
I actually naturally assumed east asian, not because of america but because everyone here refers to south asians as pakis etc
No.35968
anyone up?
i could do a stream
No.35969
>>35957
That's a bretty gud paki drawing. Do you draw lots?
No.35970
>>35913
Is Milton Keynes really that bad?
No.35971
Super Tuesday results are in lads. Trumps wins:
>Alabama, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Virginia, Arkansas, Vermont
He missed out only on Texas, Oklahoma, and Minnesota
No.35972
>>35971
Oh, and still waiting on Alaska, though Ted may take it
No.35973
>>35969
That drawing was done by Lupus, when she was working on some sort of short illustrated story about a young girl who is on the run from an organised paki gang trying to rape her or something. A shame it never came to fruition, it sounded interesting.
>>35970
That actually wasn't me either, but I was the one who replied to him saying I knew that feel. It definitely sounds like someone living in a "new town", planned urban/suburban areas are depressing as fuck. Everything in sight is artificial, the places are usually in decay after 40+ years of neglect, and half the structures are just this soul-crushing mouldy looking concrete.
No.35974
All the roads belongs to me today
No.35975
Going through old threads and cringing at all my old posts
why am I such a faggot
No.35976
wednesday morning rolecall
everyone post what they did/what they plan to do today.
No.35977
>>35975
Why? What did you do?
No.35978
>>35976
Bought a sausage, egg and bacon sandwich and ate it whilst I walked along the sea front.
Not quite sure what to do with my day now.
No.35979
>kikes promote video they uploaded on a new account for two days straight on the front page
>still only got 700,000 views
unstumppable
No.35980
>>35979
The Drumpf thing is almost exactly the same as what Republicans did with "Hussein" Obama.
Why are they do pleased with themselves about this?
No.35981
All hail the new God of /britfeel/, Xe, the Angel of Death and Party Hats.
No.35982
>the dumb voters cuz unfortunately there are very many lol
No.35983
Reading through old britfeel threads is quite fun lads. Lupus was very nice. It's good to see that we all seem a bit less depressed than we used to be.
>>35977
Everything I do is cringey because I am a mentally unstable weeaboo autist
>>35978
Sounds nice. I'm probably going to take my dog for a walk, then do a lab report. Then tidy my room.
>>35980
they're just desperate
No.35984
>>35976
I have to go into town soon to the health center to get my arm dressing changed. I've only been up for 30mins. I just didn't want to get out of bed this morning. I'll probably do some reading when I'm back.
No.35985
>>35981
PRAISE BE TO XE
XE SHALL REPOPULATE THE XORLD
No.35986
>>35984
oh you're the guy who burnt himself right? I hope you get better soon!
No.35988
>>35986
Thanks mate. It's healing up pretty good. It's just a chore having to mooch into town every time to get the bandages changed.
No.35989
>>35988
Yeah I had to get dressing changed every two or three days when I had my ingrown toenail surgery, was pretty annoying. I'm sure you'll be better soon!
No.35990
does man still filter to brah
test
man
man
mayne
No.35991
>>35976
I've just woken up so I'm not sure, I wanna do a bit of reading today and I might go for a walk.
No.35992
>>35990
Nah we got rid of that one because it was too intrusive. We had people in brahchester eating brahgos and being real hubrah beans
No.35993
>>35976
Woke up, went to the co-op to get a sandwich and Irn Bru, fumbled with the change like an autist, back now and going to watch Hellboy.
No.35994
>>35992
topkek, just read that brahgo post a minute ago. Good times.
>>35993
>he didn't ask us what we wanted from the coop
for shame anon
No.35995
Think I might attempt streaming again lads, now that I have a better graphics card. Going to go do my lab report now and then run a test stream, and hopefully do a proper one later tonight. It would be really nice if we could get a bunch of us in for a proper good chat like the old days.
No.35996
Look at this ancient tomb lads. Very spooky. Would you go in there?
No.35997
No.35998
>>35996
Yes.
The European Spirit does not waver.
No.35999
>>35997
nice
going to start the lab report now then, I've been procrastinating really badly today.
No.36000
fuck the lab report I'm downloading OBS now
No.36001
Just hit my head off a shelf as I stood up. This hurts so bad.
Am I dying?
No.36002
>>36001
Yes. Gone to soon. Rip in pepperonis anon.
No.36003
No.36004
>>36001
>another britfeeler gone
No.36005
>>36003
mayne u iz a fuckin neerd niggaa
an ur dady aint shit neither ahaha
No.36006
No.36007
>>36003
I'll do it later! I'm working on setting up the stream currently. It's been too long.
No.36008
No.36010
Okay guys, I'm actually feeling like doing a proper stream which will begin in around 15 minutes, so if you want to watch from the beginning now's the time to join the lobby and get chatting.
No.36011
o-okay looks like most of us are busy but I'm starting now
No.36012
I can't seem to make a twitch account.
So I can't talk.
No.36013
>>35976
Got up at 10:30am, had a workout which was a struggle because I'd missed a couple of days, ate porridge and banana for breakfast, tried a grande coffee because our coffee machine is back in action, had a shower and a shave. Now I'm eating a chicken and lettuce sandwhich, an apple and a banana for lunch, and just chilling out for the rest of the day.
>>36010
>>36011
>tfw just in time for stream
No.36014
>>36012
what's the problem exactly?
No.36015
>>36004
Britfeel death count stands at 3, with one close call (boiled anon)
No.36016
>>36010
>tfw wageslave
I-I'll watch later
No.36017
>>36016
what time are you back from work?
No.36018
No.36019
Just locked myself out the house.
Why the fuck do Delivery men have to knock on my door? Why can't they just push my stuff through the letterbox?
No.36020
>>35983
I can't tell which posts are which. How do you know it was lupus being nice and not a proper robot? I still don't have full details on what lupus did to merit a stalker and a board morning them.
No.36021
>>36020
> I still don't have full details on what lupus did to merit a stalker and a board morning them.
She was female
No.36022
No.36023
>>36022
I might take a break until like 6:30 so that the wageslaves can come on too
No.36024
>>36020
She had a very distinct posting style and regularly referred to things she'd mentioned in the past, the same as most other regular anons here do.
Also she had multiple stalkers, mostly because she was the only girl that wasn't a tranny, and a very complimentary photo of her face was posted a couple of times.
No.36026
>>36024
Did she post tits?
No.36027
>>36025
I wanted to punch my teeth out when mine came.
No.36028
>>36026
No, she wasn't a slag, she was a meek, half-dead mancunian who played Diablo 3 and WoW all day, at least when she wasn't in hospital or shitting herself.
No.36029
>>36020
She was a nice anon, I mostly only lurk or unintentionally trigger but there are were only two anons here who are were genuinely interested and caring with an air of wisdom and grace;
No.36030
>>36027
I just want to get a pair of pliers and yank them out.
No.36031
>>36029
who's the other one?
No.36032
>>36029
That sounds so gay.
>>36028
qt. Would you fuck a disabled girl?
No.36033
>>36032
Perhaps, it would depend on the disability and the nature of the girl.
No.36034
>>36031
You know in your heart
>>36032
Maybe so, however as posts such as yours demonstrate these traits are rare on chans these days meaning they stand out like a sore thumb amongst what seems like a plethora of self centred general pleasantries.
No.36035
>>36034
I really don't, I like everyone who posts here but the only one I considered particularly kind was Lupus
No.36036
It's official lads, stream resumes at 6:30 to give wageslaves a chance to get home from earning our paychecks. We will be descending into the sewers in our quest to find Strelok, it's going to get spooky.
No.36037
>>36033
single lupus, your choice off one night stand or relationship,
No.36038
>7 years in prison for putting his hands down a 15 year old's trousers after she willingly sucked him off
She looks about 20 as well. I know he's a normie Chad footballer, but still…ree.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3472632/Adam-Johnson-GUILTY-sexual-touching-15-year-old-girl.html
No.36039
>>36038
>one whole year under the legal age
>clearly consented
what a load of bullshit, meanwhile 40 year old female teachers diddle 8 year olds and are let off free
No.36040
>>36037
I'm certain I would have enjoyed being friends with Lupus IRL given the chance, but I'm not sure I would've dated her, assuming I was alpha enough to ever date anyone. I think all the symptoms of SLE and her having such a short life expectancy among other things I won't mention here would have been too much for me to handle.
One-night stands are just plain immoral, so I wouldn't have done that anyway.
No.36041
>>36038
That's his ex girlfriend in the pic. She was defending him.
No.36042
>>36041
Oh. Still, there's something about British slags that makes them look much, much older than they are. I've seen plenty of 15 year olds that could pass for 20 or older.
No.36043
>>36042
it's the forty pounds of make-up they cake on
No.36044
>>36040
The whole reason she killed herself was because of all this talking about her personal life. I think we should stop going on about it.
No.36045
>>36044
She didn't kill herself nigger, she died because her illness got significantly worse, to the point where she was planning on going full euthanasia anyway.
No.36046
>>36045
She killed herself, she deliberately stopped taking her meds.
No.36047
>>36040
I think I would pumped and dumped.
>>36044
How did she top herself? Do you have proof?
>>36042
Their just making an example of him
No.36048
>>36044
>>36046
Do you have a single fact to back that up
No.36050
>>36049
Kek. Whatever it is it's important enough that he has to pop them in the middle of a rally on stage.
No.36051
>tfw missing a stream
Fucking hell lads wait for me to get home from college first
t. A big guy
No.36052
>>36047
>>36048
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
No.36053
I can't cope with my wisdom teeth.
My Dad keeps asking me questions and I have to open my mouth to answer them, and he has a habit of asking the same question 2-3 times in a row which makes it worse.
This hurts very bad.
No.36054
>>36053
Assert your dominance: diplomatically explain why you can't talk to him.
No.36055
>>36051
scheduled to start again at 6:30 laddy.
>>36052
it's not very nice of you to try and make us feel bad like that anon.
No.36056
>>36054
If I tell him my wisdom teeth hurt, I'll never hear the end of it.
No.36057
>>36055
I just want people to stop talking about it, it's not doing anyone any good.
No.36058
>>36057
I don't think there's anything wrong with remembering a fallen comrade.
No.36059
>>36057
Making things up is more likely to incite discussion than end it.
>>36050
Yeah, that's what confused me. He did it at the last debate too. He's a strange, sweaty little fella.
No.36060
>>36036
>We will be descending into the sewers in our quest to find Strelok, it's going to get spooky.
based. Are you continuing from the stream you briefly started months ago?
No.36061
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
Stream's back up, will be on standby screen until scheduled broadcast time. Best to get in now if you don't want to miss anything.
No.36062
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
twitch.tv/the_swindler11
Stream's back up, will be on standby screen until scheduled broadcast time. Best to get in now if you don't want to miss anything.
>>36060
Nah, only got like an hour into it before I quit due to screen tearing. Streamed for three hours earlier and that's where we'll be picking up from, I'll do a brief recap at the start for those of you who missed it.
No.36063
tfw no qt3.14 lupus gf.
>>36058
I'm going to crack one out in memory of her.
No.36064
>>36058
>I don't think there's anything wrong with remembering a fallen comrade.
nothing wrong with that in itself, but given the nature of the people who post here it's a slipperly slope till it becomes obsession.
No.36065
>>36058
we're not remembering, newfags are being newfags
No.36066
>>36064
It's not cuckchan, lad.
No.36067
>>36066
I know that, but it's the same ilk of people (sad, lonely, little else going on in their lives)
No.36068
>>36067
If we were going to stalk someone, we would have done it when she was alive.
No.36069
>>36067
I wouldnt say so, we've got some wageslaves and people in education. a bunch of us are attempting to improve ourselves. Cuckchan doesnt have HOPE like we do.
No.36070
hey britlad hope we didn't scare you from the stream, come back m8
No.36071
>>36070
>tfw we probably hurt his feelings
No.36072
>>36071
he came back, it's cool
No.36073
No.36074
My wisdom teeth are just too painful.
I want to cut away the cum and just pull it out with a pair of pliers.
I think I need some painkillers.
No.36075
>>36074
why's there cum in your mouth lad?
No.36076
>>36075
Gum.
I think I'm just too used to typing cum over gum.
No.36077
>>36074
I burst out laughing, thanks.
No.36078
No.36079
>>36074
see a dentist mate
No.36081
>>36080
Thought that was a strange woman in the icon.
No.36083
No.36084
>>36083
I enjoyed it a lot too, cheers swindler/sag.
Off to bed now though, missed my bedtime goal in fact, goodnight guys.
No.36085
>>36083
It was a good stream, shame I missed the end.
No.36086
Ordered an Indian because I'm depressed. Now I have the shits and still sad
No.36087
>>36086
Establishing a good diet is one of the biggest factors towards diminishing and eventually overcoming depression, fast food AKA junk food on the other hand has the opposite effect. It's like trying to clean your body with shit and being surprised that you come out smelling like arse.
There's also the willpower aspect; as you work towards replacing and surpassing self-defeating habits like eating shitty food whenever you feel down, your self-esteem will begin to grow, you will be more in control, and you will ultimately be less miserable and depressed overall.
No.36088
No.36089
>>36088
I really enjoyed it too. sorry for shitting it up with my personal issues
No.36090
>>36089
I thought they added a lot of character to the broadcast honestly
No.36091
>>36090
I can't remember very well I was very drunk and bitter. It's her birthday soon. And i have stuff to return.
No.36092
>>36091
I still think you should murder her to be quite honest laddy
No.36093
>>36092
keep an eye on the news. Its a possibility.
No.36096
>>36095
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
No.36097
>>36094
I think I'm going to humilate her instead. I might ask if Darren could ask her out, he's already cucked me so I may as well use his chad to my advantage. Build her up then devastating her.
No.36098
>>36097
>he asks her out
>she says yes
>brother actually dates her for a few months of easy sex before dumping her
this has a lot of potential to backfire anon
No.36099
>>36097
I think you should just throw milk in her face.
No.36100
>>36098
What if fucks other girls the entire time but she thinks she's special
No.36101
>>36097
I think it's already been well established that Dazza isn't on your side in this instance.
No.36102
>>36101
you don't understand he genuinely thinks it's better I find the hard way she's a slut. If I 'marry her it's harder to ditch her' here admitted it was shitty but thinks I should be happy knowing I'm not tied to a whore
No.36103
>>36100
she still gets a few months of wild fucking with darren thundercock
No.36104
>>36102
he's right but I also don't believe for a second that's why he did it, he did it because she had a moist hole and he wanted to fuck. He wasn't thinking about your welfare at all.
No.36105
>>36104
I agree. I do think he regrets hurting me though. He keeps trying to come into my room asking if I want a spliff or can. And acting like everything is ok. He even invited me to a club to find a new girl.
>>36103
I instantly thought she'd go back to no sex. The chances are she's fucking right now.
No.36106
All this relationship bullshit is making me uncomfortable.
No.36107
>>36102
He's not wrong, but that was a shitty way to go about it, assuming that he simply intended for it to serve as an example to you protip: He didn't.
>>36105
>Alice
>no sex
You are clearly very unfamiliar with how Alice's work. protip #2: Daz wasn't her first
No.36108
>>36106
just be thankful you weren't cucked by your own brother
No.36109
>>36107
I feel sick everytime I see him. Even looking at myself in the mirror. We have very strong family resemblance, except I'm a skinny shy autist and he's tall and chad. Just everything. I want to throw up.
No.36110
>>36108
To be cucked I'd have to have a relationship in the first place
No.36111
>>36106
In my opinion, it's okay if it has a pitiful yet humorous aspect to it. This lad was planning on getting married to his ex-girlfriend Alice, who were both "waiting to have sex", but she ended up shagging his chad brother Darren (pics related) while he was chewing his face off on MDMA and she was sober.
No.36112
>>36111
I find it odd you saved his pictures.
No.36113
>>36112
I save everything.
No.36114
>>36113
Good job I scrubbed his face. Should have done his tattoos too. I just re-read what you posted and if it was a sober average looking normie fucking a Stacey who was on mdma, he'd be charged with rape no questions asked
No.36115
I feel "two crates of carlsberg and some rizlas" has a lot of meme potential lads
No.36116
>>36111
>>36111
Doxanon is going to have a field day with this.
No.36117
>>36116
Who is doxanon? I hope my venting isn't going to fuck my life up more
No.36118
If anyone's interested. I'm asking him for a straight answer on why and how it happened. I feel I might be drinking before noon today lads
No.36119
>>36116
>>36117
failed normie about to get BTFO
No.36120
I'm paranoid about posting the pictures now. I can't be sure they're fully scrubbed.
No.36121
lads how do I strengthen my joints/tendons?
>>36120
we delete doxxes as policy, and doxanon doesn't actually harass people he finds, he just does it as a hobby.
No.36122
>>36121
I'll post them if it's not malicious.
1/2
No.36123
2/2 I'm not sure how to feel anymore
No.36124
I should clarify. My ex is the little sister of Darren's bestfriend. She's best friends with her brother's girlfriend. So they're together a lot, it's how he introduced us, as I'm a recluse who works all day.
No.36125
>>36121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzYvxhgqQQ
Get some resistance bands. If you haven't done any rotator cuff strengthening before, I'd recommend the green ones first and you can move up from there.
PS. you don't need someone to help you like in the vid, just trap them in a door.
No.36126
>>36125
The one on the left is great as well. You can also do it with the band at the front; the same range of motion, but pulling backwards instead of pushing forwards.
No.36127
>>36122
>>36123
>She asked me to fuck her in the cubicle and i did
He actually did it, the absolute madman.
How long were you "dating" by the way? I can't imagine you were with her for very long if you genuinely believed the kind of girl who would suck Daz's dick out of nowhere was a virgin at any point after age 13, never mind a "waiting for marriage"-tier virgin.
No.36128
>>36127
I was with her for 2 years.
No.36129
>>36123
>I was balls deep in some pussy batter
No.36130
>>36123
Kill them both. You said he didn't know it was her but he obviously did.
I think there is a chance you're lying about this whole thing.
No.36131
>>36128
Do you have any idea how much thundercock she would have sucked over that two year period? I hope for your sake you're at least a KV.
>>36130
>I think there is a chance you're lying about this whole thing.
I got that feeling the moment he kicked the story off with "Darren" instead of "my brother", but then again he is allegedly autistic.
No.36132
>>36130
I wish I was. I was happy. I'd rather feel nothing at all than this forever.
>>36131
Please don't remind me. I have this image of her in my head and it's completely different to what she truly is. I love the girl who has severe hay fever, loves butterflies and dogs the one who told me I was special. I'm in two minds of forgiving her and going back to that
No.36133
>Daniel Day-Lewis is half Jewish
No.36134
>>36132
>implying being a foreveralone no gf ever KHV = happy / feeling nothing at all
Normies will never understand, failed or otherwise.
No.36135
>>36132
You can forgive her but you should never go back to her. Have some self respect lad. Don't let them drag you down to their level.
No.36136
>>36134
You realise your logic is flawed right?
Anyone who is KHV doesn't know the alternative, anyone who isn't is automatically a normie so doesn't get a say. It's completely possible to not be a KHV and still be a completely autistic robot.
No.36137
>>36135
We're still on 'a break' her idea. She said she still loves me.
I've let her keep my flat as she had no where to go and my parents taught me to be a man.
But if we're never getting back together I need to make better arrangements. She can't keep all my stuff and dog too
No.36138
>>36137
>I've let her keep my flat as she had no where to go and my parents taught me to be a man.
You need to fucking sort that out mate.
No.36139
>>36138
I've been floating for the passed month on what to do. Whether to go back or what. My dad said letting her stay there until she finds her own place is the civil thing and throwing her out will make my future woman prospects dim.
No.36140
>>36137
What the fuck you fucking cuck.
Kick her out right now.
No.36141
>>36139
Fuck that lad. She's a whore. Kick her the fuck out. You're not even married. Why should you put up with that?
No.36142
>>36139
Being a cuck will make your future woman prospects dim.
Having your ex live in your flat while you live with your parents will make your future woman prospects dim.
No.36143
>>36139
>throwing her out will make my future woman prospects dim
I dont know why you'd think that, once you've told her it's over you're never going to deal with her or her friends again, and the fact that you've been shown to be weaker than others means that no-one that knows her is going to see you as a potential partner in the future.
Sure, you could say you're being a man and providing for your woman, but she isn't that. she's stringing you along, she's seen your weakness now and it's over, it wont recover.
You need t look out for yourself, not other people.
No.36144
>>36137
>my parents taught me to be a man.
No they didn't.
No.36145
>>36136
>Anyone who is KHV doesn't know the alternative
That's exactly what I'm talking about, never knowing the alternative is the true suffering.
>anyone who isn't is automatically a normie so doesn't get a say
Yes, and?
>It's completely possible to not be a KHV and still be a completely autistic robot
>robot
>not KHV
Normalfags OUT
No.36146
I'll talk to my dad later. I'm just lost. It's never occurred to me that she could have been lying this entire time. Until last night I assumed it was a one time thing. But I'm beginning to think it probably wasn't.
No.36147
>>36137
>>36139
You're trolling, 100%. This is clearly bullshit.
No.36148
I can't get the wires around my PC tidy enough.
I hate this.
No.36149
>>36145
If you're not a KHV you're a failed normie.
No.36150
>>36139
Those shit can't be real.
You're dad's a cuck, fuck what he says. Why would kicking that slut out effect your chances of women? If word got out that you're a pathetic beta who let his cheating gf stay in his flat while he moved back with his parents, that would have a way worse effect.
No.36151
>>36147
>>36150
I think we've been rused lads.
No.36152
>>36151
>yfw this was all just some twisted robots wank fantasy
No.36153
>>36152
At least it's good to know none of us are pathetic cucks on this board.
No.36154
>>36149
Same thing as a regular normie as far as I'm concerned, except the failed ones are more likely to come to places like this to whine about their relationship problems and go on about how all the things that made their lives eventful and interesting so far is totally the worst thing ever, fml :-(
No.36155
>>36150
>>36151
>>36152
he's gone quiet after we've started calling him out, we've been meme'd lads
>screenshot of brother's texts was on IOS5, which is fucking ancient and incompatible with lots of stuff
>yet his facebook messenger is the most recent version
>his brother says "m8"
>rizlas
>Darren, likes to be called Daz
>supposed newcomer to the thread
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
No.36156
>>36155
Halfchaniggers have abused our hospitality.
No.36157
>>36155
>Daz
We should've realised as soon as he said that. It's so obvious now.
No.36158
>>36155
If it's worth anything, the Daz avatars on each of the alleged FB screenshots are actually slightly offset from eachother. The first two avatars overlay perfectly, as do the second two, but not to each other, leading me to believe one of the following:
A: It's a poorly made shoop.
B: Daz just so happened to change his avatar to a minutely offset one, directly between when the first screenshot was taken and the second.
C: I literally have no idea how facebook works so maybe it just displays random pictures that change every couple of minutes, or the picture moves around inside the circle, that seems unlikely though.
No.36159
Sorry lads my legals just arrived so I'm getting fucked. It'll help me forget
No.36160
>>36159
answer our interrogations anon!
No.36161
>>36158
Looks like a different pic to me. Different angle. I still think it's a ruse.
No.36162
Houses are so hard to clean.
No.36163
>agreed to visit dad today even though I'm depressed and don't want to leave the house
might stream for a bit to take my mind off it if anyone's interested
No.36164
No.36165
>>36159
>posts fraudulent looking IOS5 texts
>has a Samsung Galaxy Alpha
>firmware dated 12 November 2014, long before the alleged cock sucking, so no "b-but I got a new phone" excuse
No.36166
No.36167
>>36160
I'm not sure what about? He took it to be his profile picture then clicked it again to crop it or something other than that. I'm not sure.
No.36169
>>36155
Why do you keep going back and posting about our stuff in cuckchan britfeel you faggot?
No.36170
>>36169
he was posting there too, I was trying to figure out what's going on.
No.36171
>>36169
He should not have done that.
We must remain pure and untainted.
No.36172
>>36170
He's obviously just a cuckposter.
A lot of cucks do this. They like to make up pretend stories and get off at everyone calling them a pathetic cuck. It's just some fetish fantasy.
No.36173
>>36171
I think you're forgetting where the majority of our userbase comes from anon. It's not an issue here like it is on other boards, we simply ban anyone who doesn't have a decent post quality.
No.36174
>>36170
It's not even clear he did post there. Someone from here asked for an update there because they're having trouble posting, then someone posted the screenshots (maybe him, maybe someone who saved them from here)
All I know is, crossposters need to GET OUT
No.36175
For anyone not in the stream, or anyone reading this at a later point in time, it was confirmed for a ruse. Darren is legit his brother, but the story was fake.
Daz doesn't even take drugs unlike britlad himself, drugscum OUT.
No.36176
I'm going to finally finish this lab report then watch some K-On or something I guess. Sorry I didn't stream for long.
No.36177
>>36176
I'm meant to be doing work too
No.36178
No.36179
>>36178
it's a review of a paper on fungal spores, uni stuff. I've never done one before so I'm not entirely sure what to do.
No.36180
>>36179
what exactly do you mean by a review? If I was told just to do a "review" with no other context I'd write up a summary and also an evaluation of how reliable the paper actually is - sources of error, sample size, are the results reproducible? Stuff like that. But it's hard to say since I'm not too sure exactly what a review would entail
No.36181
>>36180
oh and interpretation of any data. Draw some conclusions from whatever it has.
No.36182
My Dad said he was going to leave a number for the dentist. I cannot find this number. WHY DAD.
My teeth better not hurt as much as they did last night.
No.36183
>>36180
they said a critical review, and to judge the paper, so I guess that sort of thing, yeah, and how well it's actually written too.
No.36184
>>36183
post the paper anon, I'm bored
No.36185
No.36186
>>36185
can you paste the full name? Don't want to bother signing up to the website so I'm just going to use sci-hub.io to unlock it
No.36187
>gradecucks
I feel stupid.
No.36188
>>36186
DNA analysis of outdoor air reveals a high degree of fungal diversity, temporal variability, and genera not seen by spore morphology.
No.36190
>>36186
is it not there if you just scroll down? or is that just cause I'm logged in?
No.36191
>>36187
Knowledge isn't the same thing as intelligence, you'd know what we were on about if you studied science, you just don't.
No.36192
>>36189
it's basically fungi sperm, how it floats around the air, and where it goes
No.36193
No.36194
>>36190
just because you're logged in. my first criticism of this report is the fact that he refers to the 3 days of the experiment as "3 d" in the abstract, like what the fuck man.
If you're struggling to start writing, just go straight to table 1, digest the data and interpret/draw a conclusion from it. I'm sure you could get a cheeky hundred words or so from that. I'm probably going to do some work of my own now, my graded unit is due in in like three weeks so I really need to get cracking.
No.36195
>>36194
cheers mate, good luck with your work
No.36196
>>36193
Do people honestly think undecided voters exist at this point?
No.36197
>>36193
I'm honestly not sure about Trump. I like his vehement wall building attitude but frankly I don't trust him. I don't believe he really cares about immigration, or veterans, or America. He strikes me as a liar who's in it for personal gain. Cameron and Merkel also claimed they would cut down on mass immigration.
No.36199
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>36198
That's funny, I was just watching stuff like this last night. Here's a whole collection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJKW7ea1oc
No.36200
>>36199
>I actually like jokes as well as things that are - sort of fun. My sons like - like, spontaneous humour, not jokes, but I like it all.
No.36201
>>36198
>>36199
Never looked into this guy before, but man he's autistic as fuck. He's like a robot pretending to be a normie to fit in with Chad, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.
No.36202
Dark souls 3 is going to be £60.
What the absolute fuck is this?
No.36203
>>36202
nvm read it wrong.
No.36204
just got a call from my mum to tell me my nan's in hospital bleeding from her everything.
I don't know how to react to this, I don't feel anything.
No.36205
>>36204
Why, what happened to her?
No.36206
>>36205
she just collapsed and started puking/shitting blood, something to do with internal varicose veins or something
No.36207
Worth buying Torment: Tides of Numenera ?
No.36208
>>36207
>funded via kikestarter
>single player, no multiplayer to gain access to
>DRM free, doesn't even require a crack
I don't see any reason to waste your shekels on it, just pirate it.
Reminder that money is useful for a lot more things than throwaway digital escapism.
No.36209
>>36208
>money is useful for a lot more things than throwaway digital escapism
Like what?
No.36210
>>36209
real things you can't pirate, well there's shoplifting I guess, but that's a lot harder to pull off.
No.36211
No.36212
>>36209
Food, rent, utility bills, moving out, learning to drive, buying a car, maintaining the car, new clothes, putting into savings for a later date, and that's just scratching the surface of "things you'll probably need to pay for at some point in your twenties".
You might not need the money right now, but further down the line you undoubtedly will, and you'll be thinking to yourself "man, I wish I hadn't wasted all my money on some shitty games and other digital crap I could have easily downloaded for free."
No.36213
>>36182
are you NEET master race? You realise you get free dental treatment right? Go to any dentist and take fucking advantage, the eritreans sure do
No.36214
>>36182
>google [your area name here] emergency dentist
Initiative, lad.
No.36215
>>36213
Not him, but I didn't know that. Then again, I don't think I've been to the dentist since becoming NEET 5 years ago.
No.36216
>>36212
>buying a car
>not just downloading it
moralfag pls
No.36217
>>36212
I've learned to drive, I have a car, I earn more money than I spend and I have a decent amount in savings.
I don't know why buying games bothers people so much. You could say the same thing about people who buy books or almost every other hobby in the world.
No.36218
>>36217
Most other hobbies implying vidya is a proper hobby involve physical items, and books you can sell. The only thing related to vidya that you should pay for, assuming you want to waste money on it, is the hardware. Games themselves these days are just 1s and 0s, and you're not the kind of cuck who would pay for 1s and 0s are you?
also richfag normies OUT
No.36219
>>36213
Nah, so I think I have to pay for checkups.
>>36214
Didn't know that existed, thanks.
No.36220
>>36218
I'm not that anon, I buy physical copies of books because I like having them, and I never intend to sell them. I could easily get any of them as a .pdf for free on my kindle. When you have expendable income you can afford to buy things you like having.
>cuck
That's a nice meme, lad. Here's another meme.
No.36221
oh god, I ordered takeaway and now my housemates have come home and are in the kitchen and I'm going to have to accept it in front of them and I brought a fucking ridiculous amount
No.36222
>>36219
well, fuck it mate go anyway. You can do it on credit most of the time.
No.36223
>>36218
I don't even want to play video games now. You've killed my vibe.
No.36224
>>36220
I never said anything negative about books lad, calm down. Reading is a top-tier hobby, and digital books aren't comfy, so I have no qualms with that.
No.36225
>>36222
Yeah, I guess I'll have to.
Are you sure NEETs get free dentistry? I looked online and it seems to be for -18s and pregnant women.
No.36226
>>36224
Unless you're spending 100% of your time doing productive things I don't think you should be giving other people hassle for things they enjoy. There's encouraging self-improvement and then there's being preachy, and that's how you come across. I don't see a problem with video games in moderation if you have your shit together, and judging from >>36217
it seems like the anon in question is one of the few people here whom that applies to.
No.36228
No.36229
>>36226
>not throwing your opinion around obnoxiously as if it's fact
Do you even imageboards?
Anyway, most people here don't have their shit together, that's how and why we all came together in the first place, and that goes for me as well. I want us all to make it, and dissuading fellow NEETs and poorfags out of spending money on vidya isn't a bad way of helping in my opinion, it's advice that has personally helped me out a lot.
I also wasn't to know I was talking to the one guy here who has already got his shit together, but I still think he's a faggot for paying for downloadable single player games.
No.36230
>>36225
I think as long as you're claiming JSA
No.36232
>another day of gradeslaving tomorrow
just end it all boys
No.36233
Planetscape: Torment worth buying playing?
No.36234
>>36233
I'm not big on wRPGs, and I've never played it, but I've only ever heard positive things about it, so perhaps that counts for something.
No.36235
>>36233
>Planetscape: Torment
Do you mean Planescape: Torment?
If so, yes it's worth playing if you enjoy story driven RPG's and don't mind a lot of text
No.36237
>>36236
how long until it starts m8? we could all watch it together
No.36238
>>36237
They're usually at 2am
No.36239
Princess Diana was an ugly manipulative whore that fucked a Muslim and for some reason everyone loved her, she deserved a more painful death.
No.36240
Do you lads ever eat sweeties? Which are your favourite?
I'm quite partial to these from time to time.
No.36241
>>36240
It's cream egg season for me, and I've also started eating the bars of thorntons chocolate with fudge in.
Skittles are top tier though, so are starburst.
No.36242
>>36239
I wouldn't say she was ugly but I agree with the rest. I'm glad she's gone. She'd be sucking refugee cock right now if she was alive.
>>36240
I don't really eat sugary sweeties. I prefer chocolate, but sometimes I'll buy a bag of haribo. I love eggs and cola bottles.
No.36243
>>36242
do you believe in the assassination rumours? I don't just cause it's such a silly way to do it.
No.36244
>>36240
I haven't eaten sweets minus chocolate since 2008 when I was at the cinema eating a bag of pick & mix, and I could feel bits of my teeth falling away as I ate them. Even just the thought of eating sweets makes me shudder now.
I continued eating chocolate until last year, when I finally gave it up for fruit and nuts as in, actual fruit and actual nuts. Now I can really feel the sugar rush on the rare occasion I ever have anything even remotely chocolatey, as well as the inevitable energy crash afterwards, so I'm not even tempted to eat it any more.
No.36245
>>36243
No it was definitely an accident. I would be a dumb way of trying to kill someone because doing something which results in a car crash isn't guaranteed to kill whoever it is you're trying to kill. I wish it was true though.
No.36247
>>36242
Spot the difference.
I think she looks like a hook-nosed rat too.
No.36248
No.36249
>>36246
Koko…feel…scare…worry…bad
No.36250
>>36247
She's really not that bad in my opinion.If anything I thing she was rather bland looking.
Emily Maitlis, now she is far more hook nosed and ratty look but I still would.
No.36251
>>36250
Fuck sake
*thing
think
*look
looking
I'm tired.
No.36252
>>36246
>>36249
>the negress actually says "AWW HELL NAW"
the whole thing feels like a /tv/ parody
No.36253
>>36251
get some shut-eye lad
No.36254
>>36253
I think I will. Goodnight lads.
No.36255
>>36254
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.36257
>>36256
>tfw angry baby-man
No.36258
>>36256
because there is absolutely no other reason that people might dislike that dreck
No.36259
Planescape Torment is pretty good.
No.36260
Why do Scots like the EU?
No.36261
>>36260
Because the EU wants to destroy Britain, which is synonymous with England, which is why so many self-hating lefties love it.
No.36262
Conor McGregor (saviour of the white race) vs Some Braindead Spic on Saturday.
No.36263
>>36262
I want to see him lose.
No.36264
Snowing again lads, pretty deep this time. I love it too. Even bradford looks nice covered in white for a change
No.36265
>>36264
nice, it's just rain here, we don't have it cold enough yet
No.36266
No.36267
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Based Michelle DESTROYS Alt. Right misogynists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTuJ2qLJzkM
No.36268
>>36267
I thought that was a tranny.
Glad to see she has converted to the Aryan race.
No.36269
No.36270
Snow and hailstones for everyone else?
It's so sunny here.
No.36271
>>36264
Same and it's still snowing here.
>>36267
LEGITIMATE ACTIVIST MOTHERFUCKERS
No.36272
>>36270
overcast for me, no sun, no snow, just grey
No.36273
>>36270
Sunny here too, about 40% clouds but mostly blue skies.
No.36274
The white roses have arrived.
I don't have big plans for the new garden, I've dug in some american hops to climb the house, a herb house near the BBQ, some blueberry bushes out the back garden but as any proud Yorkshireman knows white roses are a must for my front border.
No.36275
>>36274
>tfw live in suburban hell
No.36276
>>36275
iktf bro
I suffered over 10yr in an urban nightmare visually similar to downtown Jalabad in parts, I can't hear the sirens constantly, there are no pakis dealing outside out of my house, I can have something nice outside my house and reach the north yorskhire moors in 20 mins by foot. If you'd have said I could acheive this to me 10 years ago I would never have believed you.
justdoit.webm
No.36277
Anyone got the meme pictures of the brown as shit Indian guy claiming he's white?
No.36278
>>36277
No but I have this.
No.36279
No.36280
I made a meme, you are all welcome to save it.
No.36281
No.36282
>>36281
I've been here all day, but I've mostly been posting elsewhere, arguing with a "just do it"-tier normie. Should have avoided the internet honestly, it was a nice day outside, but I wasted it shitposting in my bedroom instead of showering, getting dressed, and going for a walk.
I worked out this morning at least, so it's not all bad.
No.36283
>>36274
I got a white rose bush last year. I'm planning on getting a few fruit trees this year, some greengages and a pear tree. I want a cobnut tree as well. I don't have much space so I'm going to put them in containers.
No.36285
>>36282
Did you win the argument lad?
No.36286
>>36282
What was your workout?
No.36287
>>36285
I don't think anyone won, I was basically saying that in order for me to improve in the areas of self-confidence and social/communication ability, I have to do it in small steps, gradual exposure to discomfort, work my way up, etc.
He was saying that "nah you just need to do it, just go up to a stranger in public and say hello or give them a hi-five, I "just did it" and it worked for me", and then we basically just went in circles repeating the same points over and over before getting really heated. All in all, a massive waste of time.
>>36286
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/zc0uy/a_beginner_dumbbell_program_the_dumbbell_stopgap/
No.36288
>>36287
That's a lot of reading, ɯɐɟ ɥqʇ ɐqɔ.
No.36289
>>36288
If you'd scrolled down past the waffle, you would see:
Workout A
>Bulgarian split squat or Lunge
>Floor press
>Straight-legged deadlift
>Plank
Workout B
>Bulgarian split squat or Lunge
>Seated shoulder press
>Standing two-dumbbell bent over row
>Plank
Today I did the A routine.
No.36290
>>36289
I've no idea how fit I am, I can benchpress 50 reps with two 7.5lbs dumbbells.
No.36291
and here I am proud I've managed to get up to 15 push ups
No.36292
>mfw this fitness talk
I hope I can start lifting again at some point. I used to be a pretty big guy; I could bench 75kg, deadlift 110, and squat 100, and was making good progress, both aesthetics and strength wise, but then I fucked my shoulder up. I spent a year resting and rehabbing it, and it's now better…but now my other one's fucked, so I'm going through the same process with it. At least with the first injury I knew how it happened (inadvertently putting 10kg too much on the bar and OHPing it), but with this, I don't have a clue. I guess it just became weak and fragile through inactivity and I've strained it somehow. It's really killing me. Being strong, fit, and aesthetic is one of the best feelings in the world.
No.36293
Alright lads. Staying at my dad's t. o look after the dogs while he's gone. Village was eerily quiet walking home. I felt that I was maybe in a dream or perhaps had died and that I would wander these dark streets forever. Feeling considerably more comfy now that I'm chilling on the couch with the dogs. There's a small bottle of southern comfort in the kitchen that I might give a good seeing too.
No.36294
>>36290
You should probably increase the weight, I've read that you want it heavy enough that you can only manage 8 - 12 reps.
I don't have a bench, but for floor press I did 3 sets of 10 reps at 9.5 kg (21 lbs) today.
>>36291
I can't even do a single proper form push up yet, or at least I couldn't when I tried a fortnight ago, don't worry lad.
No.36295
>>36292
I have really similar stats to this post, just got up to 90kg squat and 110kg deadlift. At my prime before I deadlifted 140kg but only squatted 70kg, legs have lagged behind for ages so it's nice to see them catching up.
No.36296
>>36295
You don't skip leg day, do you lad?
No.36297
>>36294
I can't increase the weight unless I buy heavier dumbbells.
No.36298
>>36297
You're just not trying hard enough.
No.36300
>>36283
You'd probably be better with fruit bushes if container growing, trees won't have enough root space to fruit well although I hear with the right rootstock some grafted dwarves can put out quantity with plenty of feed bat shit
No.36301
>>36297
They aren't too expensive, if you get an adjustable set you can just get some new plates every time you max them out. I'm going to have to do that myself in fact, because 9.5 kg is the max my set can go to right now.
No.36302
>>36298
A pushup is similar to bench pressing 70% of your bodyweight, and there are plenty of people who can't do that. It's more common than you'd think. Usually it's the case with either extremely skinny or extremely fat people.
No.36303
>>36296
switched from high bar to low bar and leg gains have been exploding, haven't looked back since.
No.36304
>>36299
Is that the swedish man?
No.36305
Someone who I used to go to school with died. I desperately want to know how she died but absolutely nobody is mentioning it. There's even a post asking if people can stop talking about how she died.
This isn't normal. If someone dies of an illness or disease, usually people try to raise awareness for the disease or money for a charity related to it. She uploaded a picture of herself looking healthy very recently. So it's definitely not illness related.
It's really bugging me.
How the fuck can you die in such an odd way that people refuse to talk about how you died?
No.36306
No.36307
>>36304
Yes, that is the JVICY SAVIOVR OF EVROPA.
No.36308
>>36305
Spontaneous combustion.
No.36309
>>36305
She probably killed herself. A good friend of mine hung himself a while back and I experienced a similar thing. After telling me it was suicide his sister even tried to tell me she was wrong and he hung himself "accidentally".
No.36310
Well lads, work have decided to fuck me over. Went to double check my contracted hours on the system and they've got me on 4 and a half more hours than I should be on an extra day. I signed a contract for 3 days, and now theyre saying it's 4. I very obviously wouldnt have agreed to the shift theyve got me down as either, as it ends 5 minutes after my bus.
The worst part is they never gave me a copy, so I cant prove anything. Thinking about just handing my notice in, honestly. Fuck them for doing this.
No.36311
>>36310
Are you working through an agency? They tried that with me one time until I opted out of the agreement thing, which was apparently something I could do.
No.36312
>>36311
Nope, this is the company itself.
No.36313
>>36305
yeah, she topped herself. It's one of those things where people will just ignore it to preserve the image of the person, no one likes thinking about people they knew killing themselves, and will often feel guilty for not noticing, so they just ignore it. Not a healthy way to deal though.
No.36314
>>36312
I'm pretty sure they can't by law just change your contract without your agreement and they have to give a months notice after changing it too. You need to look at your contract. I'm pretty sure you can request it.
No.36315
>>36314
I'm aware they cant, but the problem is that they never gave me a copy, i didn't get one when I signed it, and expected it to come in the mail, but it hasnt (apparently they have 13 weeks to do so, which they're technically still in)
Without having a copy, I can't prove anything, and any they give me now will have been altered.
No.36316
who /coldglassofmilk/ here
No.36317
>>36316
Think I might actually, thanks for the suggestion.
No.36318
>>36316
I drink quite a bit of milk, the white man's drink.
Reminder that alcohol is degenerate.
No.36319
>>36318
Alcohol makes you cool.
No.36320
>>36319
So does letting refugees live in your house.
No.36321
Was it someone on here who told the story of their Mum putting air fresheners outside their bedroom door whilst they were asleep?
I just remembered it and it made me laugh.
No.36323
Who /midnightshit/ here?
Feels good man
No.36324
>>36323
I /midnightohshit/ here, I've accidentally missed my bedtime goal because I didn't realise the time. I better go to bed now, goodnight guys.
No.36325
Reading seems to be a common topic here.
What is everyone reading right now?
No.36326
Been playing a bit of Stardew Valley lads, pretty comfy honestly.
No.36327
>>36325
I just finished this. I got it on Amazon for £0.01, so only really had to pay for the shipping. A short book - brief but informative, it covers Ancient Greece culturally and historically from the Archaic period to the death of Alexander. It has lots of good pictures of artifacts, ruins, landscapes, and reconstructive illustrations; detailed maps; and a chronology at the end. If anyone is going through the 'Greeks' reading list then I strongly recommend you get this.
I wouldn't normally write a review like that but I really was impressed with it, and as such I've ordered the Ancient Sumeria and Egypt books from the same series. I'm also waiting for The Odyssey to arrive.
No.36328
>>36327
>>36327
PS. I was recommended it on the history board. It doesn't get loads of traffic, but considering where we are I assume you lads probably prefer that anyway. The post quality is high.
>>>/his/
No.36329
a couple of others mentioned about starting CBT
I've had 2 sessions so far and I'm wondering how everyone else is finding it?
No.36330
>>36325
powering through crime and punishment currently, what about you?
No.36331
>>36322
women are tearing this movement apart, who woulda thunk it?
No.36332
>>36331
Honestly, the moment women are given any authority or sayon anything, it turns to shit.
No.36333
No.36334
>>36329
I didn't get on well at all with my first two CBT therapists, but with my current one we've actually made a little bit of progress. What got the ball rolling was an anon on another board convincing me to write a note before my first session which explained that I have great difficulty speaking when I'm anxious, and that I mostly just freeze up and stare at the floor, despite the fact I can communicate pretty well at home, and when I was younger.
I initially really didn't want to write a note before this because I was really worried about coming off as an autistic retard plus I didn't know what to write, but that was completely irrational thinking and basically just my own avoidance overruling my ability to think straight and do it. The therapist really appreciated me writing and handing in the note however, and it's lead to us actually getting somewhere rather than just sitting in silence for weeks with them asking random questions and me giving little to no response.
Last Tuesday he got me after much resistance to read out two random articles into a dictaphone, then with my permission he played it back and got me to rate it out of 10 in terms of loudness, confidence, clarity, pronunciation, perceived anxiety, how boring I sounded, etc. Then, before my next session he's going to play it to other members of staff anonymously of course, and get them to rate it as well, then we'll look at the results.
No.36335
I always did very well with english and english lit at school, but never in maths. When I'd fail at something I'd tell myself I didn't have a "maths brain", which became a self-fulfilling prophecy because I stopped applying myself altogether and ended up getting a C, when in hindsight, I could've done better.
Is there even such a thing as a "maths brain", or is it just dependant on how intelligent you are generally?
No.36336
>>36335
I was happy when I found out I got a C.
No.36337
My cat jumped on my desk, pushed some stuff off with his paws and then tried to lie down on my keyboard.
What a rude cat. I put him outside, he's not coming back in after that.
No.36338
>>36336
Well I wasn't unhappy; it was a pass after all, and it's still above average (I think - at least it was in my terrible school) but now I'm more concerned with actually knowing things than getting this or that grade, and I'm annoyed that I stopped applying myself because I convinced myself I couldn't do it.
No.36339
>>36337
>tfw you try to be affectionate but get thrown out in the cold
No.36340
>>36339
Just outside my room.
Putting him int the cold wouldn't be very nice.
No.36341
>>36340
Oh right, that's not so bad then. It sounds like he might've actually been trying to assert his dominance. You passed the shit test.
No.36342
>>36335
>>36338
I did the same thing, in like year 5 I was always in the top class, but by year 10 I had fallen into the second lowest. Ended up doing Foundation and getting a D for both Maths and English GCSEs, E for English lit and Science.
Had to get my mum to blag my way into a babby-tier music course at college because everything required at least a C in any of those.
No.36343
>tfw I was 18 years old when I passed GCSE English
No.36344
>>36343
>tfw 24 year old NEET and still haven't improved my shit grades
Job centre sent me to a learning centre the year before last to improve my skills and get an adult GCSE-like qualification, but after the initial test they said they couldn't help me because I was already good enough to take the exams. Then they turn around and say each test costs like £120 each don't remember the real figure, it was at least that much though.
Fucking kikes, I still haven't done it.
No.36345
No.36346
Gotta go into work and kick up a fuss about this whole contract thing soon lads. Feeling a bit nervous.
No.36347
>>36346
Stand your ground lad. They're in the wrong here, and unless it was all a mistake, they know it.
No.36348
>>36347
Yeah, gunna go speak to the section leader I signed it with and see if he agrees that I signed a 16 hour, not 20 and a half. (Might not happen, he's forgetful as fuck and pretty useless) then go up to the office and ask to see my contract, explain that I think it's mistake before going hardcore on them and bringing up the "why would I sign something that means I have to wait an hour for a bus"
No.36349
>>36348
Also just realised that they've fucked themselves over with the bonus, we were supposed to receive around half our amount of hours plus a zero. So if I was on 20 hours, I'd have got 100 quid, but I only got 80.
No.36350
I got a job at mcdonald's I think lads. After the interview I got an email congratulating me and asking me to come in next week for the "welcome committee" with my bank details, ID, NI number and the size of uniform I want.
That means I got it, right?
No.36351
No.36352
>>36325
I'm reading The Meditations by based Marcus Aurelius. I recommend it to everyone.
No.36353
>>36329
I've had one session and the next is on Monday.
Don't know what to write for my goals other than 'I'd like to want to live.'
No.36354
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>>36350
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Well done.
No.36355
>>36351
>>36354
Thanks lads! I'm really confused because it keeps saying that I'm banned for posting CP (I don't even look at that stuff so it's clearly a mistake) yet that post went through. Using this post as a test post.
No.36356
>>36355
>clearly a mistake
No.36357
>>36355
Are you using a VPN?
No.36358
>>36355
Yeah as a BO you have to ability to ban IP ranges so AFAIK it maybe a slightly similar address but you share a couples of first parts of an IP
No.36359
So many idiots on the road.
No.36360
I never know what to get my mum for Mother's Day so I'm going to make her some soup.
No.36361
No.36362
o-okay I got banned again but now it's working so hopefully I'm unbanned for good
No.36363
>>36326
I'm going to try it out too.
No.36364
who /secretteachingsofallages/ here
No.36365
>>36358
Boardowner here, I've never banned any IP ranges. Could a mod do it?
No.36366
>>36365
nah mate, I'm banned from the whole of 8chan, except the ban message only seems to pop up for every second post.
No.36367
Its colder in the staffroom than it is outside.
No.36368
>>36365
If it's for CP it will be a site wide ban I imagine
No.36369
>>36367
I've run a cold bath b-but too stubborn to get out
No.36370
>>36368
Sometimes when you post a picture you'll get someone else's, maybe it's something to do with that? With the myriad of fuckups this site experiences on a regular basis, an accidental ban is well within the realms of possibility.
Or maybe anon really is a pedo
No.36371
>>36370
>the realms of possibility.
More than likely this
i highlydoubt it the pedo's on 8ch don't seem to be able to keep it to themselves judging by /b/ but anonymity hides us all somehow
No.36372
>>36371
Meant without any intended offence it's just this is an internet afterall
No.36373
>>36353
I didn't know really so I just put a few things in about trying to keep to a routine at the minute
No.36374
>>36370
It's not an image swap, because I've been banned because of posts on a board I've never even heard of, I don't post outside of /britfeel/
No.36376
>>36375
>westaboos
most dishonorabru
No.36377
No.36378
No.36379
>>36377
>>36378
I'm sorry as well lad. I never meant for it to be like this.
No.36380
>>36055
I mainly watch the thread, you talking about Woes stream? i think we should do one, just a hangout you can rotate into.
No.36386
I hate modern architecture.
No.36387
>>36386
Me too mate, me too.
No.36388
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No.36389
>>36388
>tfw went up it with my dad a couple of years ago
>the day we went was one of the foggiest days of the year
Fucking waste of time, I got searched as well because I somehow tripped the metal detector gate thing on the way in.
And yeah it looks like shit.
No.36390
>>36363
I don't need to guess what your fertilizer will be then.
No.36392
>>36326
>>36363
This game looks pretty comfy, I loved playing the harvest moon games when I was younger, the gamecube one was goat and could connect with the gba one. Fuck I miss those games.
No.36393
>>36381
>>36382
>>36383
>>36384
>>36385
haha, really do love you lads, i've missed a few threads and am trying to catch up on what i've missed but there's so many post to go through.
Can no one explain?
No.36394
>>36393
You've missed the entire board if you think we are going to have a google hangout.
Go back to halfchan.
No.36395
>>36393
>what is social anxiety
No.36396
>trying to get work done
>brainfog kicks in
JUST
No.36397
>>36394
>>36395
I dove in an out of "Be thankful you're civilized edition."
Is it that serious for some of you? I'm sorry to hear that lads. I get agoraphobic sometimes but hangouts without a cam don't bother me.
No.36398
>>36397
Yeah it can be pretty bad at times, it would most likely be a spaghetti fest if we communicated outside of text
No.36399
>>36397
>Is it that serious for some of you?
I'm 24, I've been NEET and had no IRL or online friends for 5 years, I was hikki and virtually never left my bedroom for 7 years, and I only started going outside the house on my own last year. I lurked halfchan for 5 years before I made my first post, and the first few times gave me panic attacks.
I spent the last year trying to establish and maintain a shower and sleep routine, which has only recently stabilised. I went to a shop and bought something for the first time in my life last September, but I've only done it 4 times since then so it's still terrifying. Streaming on twitch with no mic to these guys and playing WoW with them were milestones in my progress towards overcoming social anxiety.
I'm currently working with a therapist to try and build vocal and communication confidence, to try and start using telephones, sending emails, etc., which right now scares the absolute shit out of me.
So in other words, yes.
No.36400
>>36397
>Is it that serious for some of you?
Nah mate we're fucken LADSSS ahaha
WE LIKE TO DRINK WITH /BRITFEEL/
'CAUSE /BRITFEEL/ IS OUR MATE
No.36401
>>36381
>>36382
>>36383
>>36384
>>36385
Just checked in mod view and I'm impressed that none of these were samefag.
No.36402
>>36401
Wow, really, me too. I wanted to believe it was all of you.
>>36399
Sorry to hear that buddy, sounds like you're making progress. I still haven't got my sleeping pattern down. My GP has just recommended that I get involved with IAPT? some therapy shit, i google it and got triggered by the paki on the nhs website.
Sorry if this is an annoying question, do you know where you social anxiety comes form? Is it fear? Do you have like a specific situation that you are terrified will come to fruition?
No.36403
>>36402
> i google it and got triggered by the paki on the nhs website.
kek, you weren't kidding. Why would they use such a terrible picture?
http://www.iapt.nhs.uk/
It's a proper NHS site too
No.36404
>>36402
>IAPT
That's who I'm with for social anxiety, it's pretty cheapo compared to private therapists I've had two before, we got nowhere though and it has all that multiculturalism and pro-faggotry propaganda plastered all over the walls, but my therapist isn't too bad and it's "free" so I can't complain too much.
I think it comes from a wide variety of things, but some major factors would be the fact I wasn't allowed to play outside as a kid, my parents splitting up when I was 7 and my mum bringing in her new boyfriend from Sunderland a week later, my mum working all day and her boyfriend sleeping all day so I grew up having to be silent around the house, generally falling into avoidant behaviour habits as I hit my teens, choosing to focus on making music in my bedroom and neglecting any schoolwork and all friendships I had at the time, and becoming almost completely socially isolated for 7 years besides my mum occasionally poking her head into my room to check I hadn't killed myself.
No.36406
>>36404
>basically my life was ruined by having a single mother
every time. make divorce illegal when?
No.36407
>>36404
See sometimes i feel like an outsider here but man that hits home, my mum was some bat shit feminist who thought she could raise a son by herself, she couldn't have picked a worse dad, abusive af and then fucked off. Alcohol and drugs have taken a toll on his body so when I was 18 (he tried to make contact after 7 years) I said that i hated him, haven't spoken to him since, daydream about killing him. I told my mum i resent her for her liberal arrogance, she loves corbyn - the whole nine.
Liberals genuinely seem to be doing satan's bidding, but its hard because i do believe they're just not rational enough to see it.
Anyone else excited about the ghost busters reboot?
No.36408
>>36407
>Anyone else excited about the ghost busters reboot?
excited to see it fail and further cement the fact that feminism ruins everything, you mean?
No.36409
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>36407
>ghostbusters
Going to tank bad. Meanwhile this Jewish propaganda is going to be the children's film of the year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkX5Eo5iwU
No.36410
>>36409
Do you think there is any reason why they got Idris Elba to be a big black bull? haha
>>36408
Yeah that's what i meant, I'm going to play some cities skylines. top tier cosy game in my opinon
No.36411
>sorry, the store is closed
>"but I just need a few things!"
FUCK
OFF
No.36412
>>36411
Are you the one saying the first or second line?
No.36413
No.36414
>>36404
> I wasn't allowed to play outside as a kid
I wish parents would realize how harmful being overprotective is.
No.36415
No.36416
>>36410
>Idris Elba as a black bull
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
No.36417
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No.36421
>>36419
Nice to see she is using the racist school shooter frog, one of us.
No.36422
>>36419
Death to those who insult the Pepe!
If the rules are whites can't say nigger,
Men can't say cunt,
No depicting the paki god because it makes pakis sad,
Then these normie FUCKS should never even imagine pepe without apologizing
No.36423
my fucking mum's car broke down on the way home and she's been stuck all day, won't be home for another half an hour yet. What an unfortunate mother's day. I'm ordering chinese for when she gets back.
How was everyone else's mother's day?
No.36424
>>36423
>How was everyone else's mother's day?
same as any other day, I avoided acknowledging it
>inb4 hurr edgy
not everyone has a nice mum
No.36425
>>36423
My mum got a cold and has been lying on the sofa watching TV / sleeping all day. I didn't get her anything, but to be fair she did say that she wanted me to get her a plant for the garden, and that she wouldn't mind if it was a few weeks late.
No.36426
>>36425
Do you not like your mum?
No.36427
>>36426
I do like my mum, but I'm shit at the whole special occasions/birthdays/christmas thing. I have a fucking awful memory, and I don't really leave the house besides walking around the local area alone which I haven't done this week, or following my mum around to somewhere, so these kinds of things usually end up not happening.
No.36428
>>36423
A few days ago I gave her £8 to buy some flowers she said she liked.
No.36429
Lads, do you think 15-20 hours is reasonable to work on top of college? I have my McWageslave meeting soon and I want to know how much I should commit to.
No.36430
>>36429
Yeah, that's normal.
No.36431
>>36429
Couldn't tell you, any amount of hours seems like too many hours to me.
No.36432
>>36429
To be honest no, I do 10 hours + college, often with overtime. It is too much if i want to go gym, stay on top of studies, and have cosy time aswell.
My only free days are Sundays and this one i spent doing mothers day shit, last one i spent repairing my bike which i use to get to work/ college, usually there spent revising - its horseshit
No.36433
My window frame is 3inches wider at the bottom than the top.
No.36434
>>>/britfeelcomfy/
Looks like halfchanfaggots tried to make their own board.
No.36435
>>36434
Segregation is the way forward.
No.36436
>>36434
>Avatar posting is permitted
>Tripping is okay
>No self modding. Leave it to me lads
>Hook-ups and meet-ups are permitted
>Gay posting is cool
Destroyed before it even began.
No.36437
>>36436
You can tell from their rules that they liberally took ours and then added the gay shit about trip and avatarfagging
No.36438
>>36437
>liberally
*liberally, thanks phone
No.36439
No.36440
>>36438
>>36439
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
L I T E R A L L Y
No.36441
>>36434
that was made 24th of feb, that faggot shoutanon posted there today
Are you shoutanon?
No.36442
>>36441
No, I was looking on the search for /britfeel/ and I noticed it.
No.36443
>>36441
>>36442
Oh I see who you're talking about, I'm not him but he's probably from here.
Why attract their attention?
No.36444
>>36443
whoever made that board definitely came here
oh well
No.36445
No.36446
Opinions on eating ground insects?
No.36447
I hate 4 hour shifts.
They seem longer than 6 hour shifts.
No.36448
>>36446
Opinions on eating semen?
No.36449
No.36451
>>36449
>he doesn't make big cums
No.36452
>>36449
I've done it plenty of times, you just have to not fap for 3 - 7 days and then you will be cumming buckets.
No.36453
>>36449
a few women have.
t. tbs
No.36454
>>36450
Is she getting licked out? There is ALOT of hair on her lap
No.36455
>>36454
Looks like a fur coat
No.36456
>>36454
>tfw no femdom gf to eat out while she belittles your hobbies online
No.36457
>>36452
Get your mum's measuring spoons out next time you have a wank.
It will be way less.
No.36458
I'm doing a presentation tomorrow morning in front of my class. I am fucking bricking it, lads. Probably going to do shots beforehand.
No.36459
I wish I were good looking.
No.36460
Why the fuck can't my Dad just use 1 cup and then re-use that cup rather than getting out a new one every time.
No.36461
No.36462
>>36460
I hear ya feelbro, I have around 5 brews upto lunchtime, if I didn't just rinse between brews i'd empty the cupboard by 1pm.
No.36463
>>36461
Cheers mate, it will probably be fine, really looking forward to it being over. Fuck university.
No.36464
Told my therapist that I want to kill a lot of people and that I think about it everyday.
No.36465
No.36466
>>36465
I don't know initially because I was laughing, but she asked why and I explained.
No.36467
Bit of a long shot, but you guys seem knowledgeable, How would i go abut getting magic mushrooms in England?
No.36468
What the fuck does someone think they are doing knocking on the door at 21:38.
My Dad better not answer this.
No.36469
>>36467
darknet
I've done them a couple of time
No.36470
No.36471
>>36469
that's very spooky,
how do i do that? will i need to bitcoin?
No.36472
No.36473
>>36471
yeah you'll need bitcoin, tor and a wallet
No.36474
>>36473
A literal wallet, i've got a few bobs, do you grow?
No.36475
>>36474
no a bitcoin wallet, I should have been clearer
No.36476
>>36475
Eurgh seems like a lot of work. are bitcoin wallets easy?
No.36477
Going to the dark web lads. Anyone want anything picking up?
No.36478
>>36476
it is a little set up work but it's the only way to do it if you don't have contacts
it's all easy really, theirs just a lot of steps
d/l tor
d/l multibit
d/l gpa
go on your market of choice and find what you want and price
buy the bitcoin amount and send it to your multibit wallet
send your coins to the market
place your order
encrypt your address through gpa
send to the vendor and your done
No.36479
No.36480
>>36467
I used to buy the truffles online from Shayana shop in holland, pretty discreet I used my father's CC.
No.36481
>>36477
Yeah i'd love some mushrooms,
>>36479
wrong post?
No.36482
No.36483
>>36482
I would like to try mushrooms,
I don't understand why someone responded to "Eurgh seems like a lot of work. are bitcoin wallets easy?" with " a new life please", i'm guessing they meant to link >>36477
No.36484
>>36477
A freddo with the 10p price tag
No.36485
>>36483
yeah I did
I make that mistake a lot
No.36486
Managed to make some long-awaited progress on the anxiety front today, I finally managed to be convinced into connecting to an online voice chat, saying a one-syllable word, then a two-syllable word, and then three one-syllable words together.
Hopefully I will be doing longer sentences soon, and perhaps even conversations maybe then I won't be too pussy to speak on /streamfeel/. I'm just glad to have finally made some progress in this area, I've been putting this off for years.
Off to bed now though, hopefully I can sleep what with all the water I just drank to stop my throat drying out due to the anxiety. Goodnight guys.
No.36487
>>36486
Who were you talking to?
No.36488
>>36486
Good job m8 keep it up!
No.36489
>>36487
/improve/'s Discord group. I've been communicating via text with them on there for a couple of months, which was a challenge of it's own to begin with, but my previous experiences with the twitch chat and the wow guild on here made it easier.
I was always way too afraid of voice chat to even consider doing it, despite a few user's consistent "JUST DO IT"s, but today someone just took me through it one step at a time, like connecting to the voice chat while muted, unmuting and just tapping the mic, then coughing, then saying "hi", etc. It got to a point where I just wanted to see how far I could push myself.
Next challenge is to just not leave it too long before trying again, and to keep it up consistently. I swear I'm going to improve my vocal confidence and communication skills if it's the last thing I do.
>>36488
Thanks mate.
No.36490
>>36483
I nearly recommended them to some anon here who seemed depressed a few months back but I am loathed to push drugs as cure to people I dont know. I always used to order them when depressed, take them alone (with some Pink Floyd playing and allow my mind time to be taught by the truffles. Outlook the next day always seems cheerier after psilolcybin however I was an avid beliver that nature's psychedelic substances have a je ne sais quoi able of educating or improving knowledge. This was mainly after believing stories of Quecha mestizos. I've read a lot of books on natural entheogens since then, now most of it scares me.
No.36491
>>36458
>shotslad? At this time in the morning?
Fingers crossed for you lad
No.36492
>>36491
Cheers mate, I'm terrified right now.
No.36493
No.36494
>>36493
I hate that scrawny nerd so much.
No.36495
No.36497
I'm not sure what to do today.
No.36498
No.36499
I bought some shoes and trousers since I don't have any trousers that fit me and my only shoes are autist trainers.
No.36500
>>36499
let's have a butchers
No.36501
>>36498
You still play WoW? How far have you gotten?
No.36502
>>36501
2 level 60s with epic mounts
No.36503
>>36495
My dissertation about the Geology of the Isle of Portland
I FUCKING DID IT LADS. ALCOHOL IS A BLESSING. I'M SO HAPPY NOW
No.36504
No.36506
>>36505
are you a business man?
No.36507
No.36508
>>36505
trousers suck a bit, but I like the shoes. I need to update my fashion at the moment too. I usually just wear band t-shirts and puma suedes.
No.36509
>>36503
What course are you doing? I think I'd like to go to uni, the trouble is my only A levels are in music and I don't really want to study that - I want to do something with prospects. Geology actually sounds interesting.
No.36510
>>36508
How do you mean? They're just standard trousers aren't they?
No.36511
>>36509
Just straight bsc Geology at Royal Holloway, been here 4 years. It can be stressful as fuck as i'm pretty lazy and it's full of autists but it is really interesting if you're into that stuff.
>>36510
The fit looks really bad. I'd go for slimmer fit to go with those shoes if I were you. Mind you, i'm not exactly a fashion guru.
No.36512
Drinking green tea does not make you a cuck.
No.36514
>>36511
Yeah it does sound interesting. What were the requirements to get on that course?
>>36512
That's exactly what a cuck would say.
No.36515
>>36512
>he doesn't drink black tea
No.36516
>>36515
Can anyone talk me out of buying Overwatch?
No.36517
>>36516
Didn't mean to reply.
w-why can't you cancel posts
No.36518
>>36516
>giving money to blizzard
goy pls
No.36519
>>36517
>w-why can't you cancel posts
iktf. Too many times I've made a mistake and had to watch it creep to 100% with no means of stopping it
No.36520
>>36517
Can you not press escape?
I'm sure you used to be able to.
No.36521
>>36514
I needed an ABB at A-levels.
Got an ABC but they let me in anyway.
No.36522
>>36516
It's the most boring part of a team based shooter mixed with the worst part of a dota style game. Lets say you buy it, you'll probably get maybe 20 hours maximum out of it before you get bored.
Also >literal aimbot and wallhacks as abilities
No.36523
>>36516
>>36518
Is this the FPS game blizzard claimed they were going to make 9 years ago?
No.36524
>Can you not press escape?
test
No.36525
>>36524
Nope, apparently not. Pressing escape closed the window but it submitted anyway.
No.36526
>>36525
I'm pretty sure I did it once but I don't know how exactly. It might have been something stupid like pressing the back button in my browser before it submitted 100%.
No.36527
>>36526
Ignore that. It didn't work.
No.36528
>>36522
What is the most boring part of a team based shooter?
I'd say it's only got the best part of mobas, the team fights.
No.36529
>>36528
The worst part of mobas is the same old everyone has 3 abilities and one ultimate ability. The most boring part of a team based shooter is the game modes, they were fine when wolfenstein enemy territory was around and when TF2 came out nearly 10 years ago. But when you use the exact same game modes and have nothing else new to offer other than a boring dota skillset for each character.
No.36530
No.36531
Are there actually any decent games that have came out or are coming out? I don't just mean "eh, it's okay", is there anything that is actually good?
No.36532
>>36531
i'm enjoying dragons dogma
No.36533
i could do a really boring stream if anyone's extremely bored
No.36534
No.36535
>>36531
Are you the guy that built a new PC a couple of weeks ago? We warned you mate.
No.36536
No.36537
No.36538
>>36530
>Sports / Wrestling
kek
No.36539
>>36535
think that was me me but I don't regret it
No.36540
No.36541
Going to have some bernard matthews turkey goujons, chips and beans for tea. Im a bit unsure about the turkey goujons desu lads
No.36542
No.36543
>>36541
>bernard matthews turkey goujons
they're tasty mate, good choice
No.36544
>>36542
Hullo
>>36543
They were pretty good
No.36546
No.36547
>>36545
>>36546
The expression of a broken man.
No.36549
>>36540
>tfw you miss the stream
No.36550
>>36549
It was just some normie halfchan crossposter browsing facebook, you didn't miss much.
No.36551
Looking forward to Dark Souls 3 thb.
Its the only game Ive been excited for since 2014.
No.36552
>>36551
I was cautiously excited for the second one. I'm not making the same mistake again.
No.36553
>>36552
Soul Memory made it unplayable after you had first completed it.
No.36554
>>36552
This one seems much more like the first.
No.36555
>post something stupid
>oh, that was a stupid thing to post I wish I didn't post that
>"The server took too long to submit your post"
No.36556
I'm actually shocked it's been 2 years since the last dark souls was released, it doesn't seem anywhere near that long.
The last 2 years have gone by so fast. I hope all the other years aren't like this or my life wont seem very long.
No.36557
>>36555
>post something stupid
>instant regret
>"please complete the captcha"
No.36558
>>36556
The speed of the ride keeps getting faster and faster until you die, "life's too short" isn't a meme.
No.36559
>>36558
Do you think it's an age or lifestyle thing?
If you took a highschooler and put them in an office 9-5, would things start going by quickly for them?
No.36560
>>36559
I think it's a life/years lived thing, when you're 10 years old a year is 10% of your entire life thus far, when you hit 20 it's 5%, at 40 it's 2.5%, 80 it's 1.25%.
For the 24 years I've lived so far, a year certainly does seem about half the length of time it did when I was 12.
No.36561
>>36560
I think doing the same thing every day has something to do with it too. Whether you're a wageslave or a NEET.
No.36562
>>36560
yeah, that's why, there's been a few psych studies on it, it's why living forever would suck
No.36563
Scunthorpe is such a terrible name for a place.
No.36564
>>36563
apparently it means Skuma's village after a Viking guy called Skuma, it's also responsible for a thing called the Scunthorpe problem because it has cunt in the middle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
No.36565
but it doesn't sound very nice no, sorry for getting autistic on you
No.36566
>>36563
What an ugly looking town.
It reminds me of Middlesbrough.
No.36567
>>36564
>because the town's name contains the substring cunt.[1]
kek
No.36568
>>36566
>things to do in Scunthorpe
>first thing on the list is McDonalds
No.36569
>>36504
I just love to grind, also with some unhealthy perfectionism thrown in.
No.36570
No.36571
>you will never be a child playing Pokemon Red on the original Game Boy in the back garden during a comfy summer lunchtime, ever, ever again
No.36572
>>36571
I never had video games growing up, waste of money to my parents
No.36574
>you will never be an autist highschooler playing WoW and masturbating all day whilst your Mum brings cheese toasties and juiceboxes to your room
No.36575
>>36569
What kind of gear have you got?
Done any raids?
No.36576
>>36571
Actually I had Pokemon Blue on a Game Boy Colour and I played it mostly in my bedroom, but I think that's close enough to know that feel.
No.36577
>>36352
>>36352
bill clinton, pedophile rapist, listen The Meditations as his favourite book.
i suggest you do away with such new age philosophies, that merely want you to "be good" without defining good itself.
"Let opinion be taken away, and no man will think himself wronged. If no man shall think himself wronged, then is there no more any such thing as wrong."
if a man is murdered, and his murderer feels no guilt, there is no crime.
marcus encourages this by saying "They are like this because they can't tell good from evil" about his fellow man. if a man is manipulated into thinking he has not been cheated, he has not been cheated, even if he is too stupid to know the difference between right and wrong.
you've been duped. i suggest reading some plato
No.36580
Trump wins in Mississippi, Michigan and Hawaii.
No.36582
>>36580
Cruz won Idaho, which further cements him as the "anyone but Trump" candidate.
I worry that when Rubio and the others drop out and it becomes a two horse race, everyone will rally to Cruz just to spite Trump
No.36583
>>36582
>everyone will rally to Cruz just to spite Trump
Nobody actually does that though.
No.36584
>>36583
>>36582
Oh wait, I just realized what you mean.
Yes, that could be worrying.
No.36586
No.36588
>>36577
I don't understand why you think I've been duped?
Also
>new age
I guess you're just a rustled Christfag?
No.36593
>Queen strongly backs leaving the EU
>this is the front page of the BBC
No.36596
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