No.36585
"You lads really need to keep an eye on the post count" edition.
I've been super busy the last few days and havent been around, but have this as a sorry.
~Threadslave
No.36587
>>36585
>he didn't cross off February
ONE job lad.
No.36589
So today is my only day off this week. (Well, and sunday, but that doesn't count as its fucking impossible to get anything done on Sundays)
Still woke up later than I wanted, and I need to head into the city for a haircut and to pick some shit up. Gunna have to rush back so I don't miss my driving lesson later.
Anyone need me to pick them anything up while I'm out?
No.36590
>>36587
Sorry mate, was worried about the old thread being inaccessible. It was on 712 replies already and people were still posting.
No.36591
>>36590
We have until 751 before posting stops, more than enough time to draw 2 red lines to be frank. I'd have half a mind to reduce your pay if you weren't already doing it for free.
No.36592
No.36594
No.36595
>>36594
Once every other day. Going to shower after I've eaten my breakfast.
No.36597
>>36591
>implying mods don't get a cut of the board ad revenue
It's low but over the course of britfeels history it's starting to add up
No.36598
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A JOB
Are any of you lads hiring?
No.36599
Looks like I'm stuck in this Supermarket for longer.
No.36600
>I said in my job application that I have experience using tills
>I don't
No.36601
NO this is completely unacceptable. Why was my application rejected?
This is the fucking whore who rejected it, look at her. Rejecting ME. Fucking look at her, how dare she. I don't even know what to say.
WHY
FUCKING
WHORE=
My application was perfect.
Look at this rancid swine.
No.36602
>>36601
And how the FUCK can she get pregnant? She looks about 90.
No.36603
No.36604
No.36605
This is the worst part. This reckless swine wrote "kind regards" after doing something completely unkind.
No.36606
>>36605
>not knowing that Kind Regards is a standard sign off
not surprised you didn't get it tbh
No.36607
>>36597
Love my 10 freddos a month wage lol, the value rises higher than inflation
No.36608
>>36601
Why didn't you just be yourself?
No.36609
>>36608
I'd like to walk up to that table, throw those glasses of ice cold water in her face. Then I'd tell her exactly what I think of her.
No.36610
Is it normal to ask why my application was rejected? Do you think they will tell me?
No.36611
>>36610
>Is it normal to ask why my application was rejected?
yes
>Do you think they will tell me?
no
No.36612
>>36610
They don't have to tell you. I'd just leave it be lad. These things happen. Employers can afford to be picky. Maybe she didn't like your name, your handwriting, or maybe she just chose people with experience for the interview.
No.36613
Just read about one of our posters who connected to a voice chat recently. Well done mate, good to see your anxiety getting better.
No.36614
>#TheTriggering is top trend on twitter
Feminist butthurt at 100% lads
No.36615
>>36614
>mfw the faggy-libertarian-antifa-'right' made up of people like Milo and Steven Crowder will destroy the far right
No.36616
>>36592
Sorry lad, I was in boots and there was a QT putting stuff on the shelf on the dental hygiene isle so I got scared. Maybe next time.
No.36617
>tried on one of my button up shirts today
>ripped it by flexing
No.36619
>>36618
Feels good mang. Three or four more weeks till I stop bulking, but I might continue it even longer if I don't feel too fat at the end of it.
No.36620
Did someone here mention they were playing Stardew Valley?
Just watched a trailer for it, it seems like a massive harvest moon rip-off, but pretty interesting /comfy
No.36621
>>36620
Its got combat in it, which harvest moon doesnt and I'm not sure if harvest moon has as much crafting stuff as this does, although the farming and social stuff is certainly harvest moon style. It's the point though, the game was inspired by that.
I played a few hours and really enjoyed the farming, mining and combat but couldnt into the social stuff. Was super comfy though.
>tfw just as useless socially in vidya as I am IRL
No.36622
>>36620
I played for 10 minutes and haven't opened it since.
No.36623
>tfw becoming less and less materialistic
feels good lads
No.36624
>>36621
Is there a time limit like harvest moon, or can you do things at your own pace? The biggest comfy-killer in harvest moon was the struggle to fit everything into the day
No.36625
>>36624
You wake up at 6AM and have until 2AM to get to bed, but start to not wake up with as much energy if you stay up later than midnight.
The energy system is more annoying than time in my opinion, although you can eat food to restore that.
No.36626
>>36625
>You wake up at 6AM and have until 2AM to get to bed, but start to not wake up with as much energy if you stay up later than midnight.
shit, that's even WORSE than Harvest moon because in Harvest moon you can stay up all night without much detriment
No.36627
>first thing I see when I walk past my mother's room is an ad on her TV for a drama with a Paki making out with a white girl
no escape
No.36628
I'm feeling okay today lads. Just thought I would share. We're all gonna make it.
No.36629
A friend of mine just linked me a really good bodyweight progression program: http://ashotofadrenaline.net/body-weight-progression-guide/
Thought I'd post it since I'm sure there are some people here who would like to get in shape but don't want to go to the gym. I think I'm going to calculate my score for it tonight.
No.36631
>>36628
We're gonna make it for Evropa.
No.36632
>>36631
is that a rare juicy aelf I see before me
No.36633
>>36632
very rare
very gloriovs
No.36634
>>36585
Alright lads bit of a long shot,
I've been reading about growing mushrooms since i brought it up in the last thread, do any of you have any experience, I think i could do all of it, the fruiting chamber seems a bit complicated though. I'm looking at PF TEK ,
P.S. who was the streamer yesterday? Are we all in agreement that he was a a normie or no?
>>36598
Spam indeed, easy applications, its what i did. Few hours a week, gave me enough things to write down for job center, eventually got a part time job at Holland and Barrett - tolerable
No.36635
>>36634
I think the streamer was that person from coleford.
No.36636
>>36635
Yeah it almost certainly is, look at his macbook in this pic. He's got all the same bookmarks across the top, he's even looking at halfchan IN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, BRITFEEL in the picture.
No.36637
>>36636
Fucking board name wordfilters, removal of them and them alone when?
I meant /i.n.t/.
No.36638
I called him out as a normie back then >>35022
No.36639
>>36638
>implying this anon didn't call it months before you >>24247
>inb4 that anon was you
No.36640
>>36638
>>36639
I don't think he is.
Requesting packages to be left unattended is always an autist tactic.
No.36641
Writing a short story lads. I used to love writing in secondary school and since I've been reading more recently I thought I'd give it a bash.
No.36642
>>36639
I think that was me, can't remember exactly though.
No.36643
Looking through old threads is fun.
>>24239
photography is quite a normie activity
requesting keyboard model
>>24243
>the inbetweeners dvd
No.36644
>>36641
Good for you,
I keep thinking of cool ideas for stories, post excerpts, ideas etc. Please!
No.36645
>>36630
This is incredibly comfy.
No.36646
>>36644
It's about a man and a dog living in a world where humanity vanished. The man is crippled by the loss of human interaction and the dog, who is also the narrator, is faced with the choice of remaining loyal to a master who is failing to provide for him or leaving mankind behind to join the packs of wild dogs roaming the wilderness.
No.36647
>>36646
That's really good, you should work hard on that.
No.36649
>>36648
I'm willing to direct it when you make it into a film.
No.36650
>>36646
Yeah, potential for sure, what is the nature of the Apocalypse. You ever read Cormac McCarthy, I've got a few of his books on my reading list.
Is it an anthropomorphic dog? What breed have you imagined it to be?
No.36651
>>36649
And I can do the soundtrack, let's make it happen lads.
No.36652
>>36649
Deal.
>>36650
I'm leaving it intentionally unexplained because I want the focus to be on the relationship between the two characters rather than on the setting, so it's essentially an unexplained phenomena where all the humans bar one (to our knowledge) have disappeared. Also, while towns and villages have been reclaimed by nature, life refuses to grow in the cities. As for the breed, I honestly don't know. I'm considering making it a labrador, because labradors are typically described as very loyal but not very dependent, but I'm not sure. I might not even go as far as to mention what it looks like in the story. The dog is not anthropomorphic and does not speak, the narration is presented in the form of an internal monologue.
No.36653
>>36641
I was trying to write some stuff a year or so ago, but my problem is that I'm absolutely terrible at long-form writing and that's what I was attempting, maybe short stories would be better for me.
I'd quite like to do a world war Z sort of thing actually, with different short stories set in the same world, I had a cool idea for a fantasy setting where the entire world was covered in trees, and the people lived in clearings.
No.36654
>>36643
It was given to me as a gift about 5-6 years ago, I just used it so my monitors were level.
I can't believe how messy my desk used to be. That is absolutely disgusting.
No.36655
>>36652
Well you definitely sound competent at the least, i think it will be tricky for you to pull of a dog monologue with-out it being faux-human, or cringey, I'd love to see some though.
>>36653
What's in the trees?
No.36656
>>36653
> terrible at long-form writing
This was my problem too really when I was younger. I even struggled with short stories, I would churn out a couple decent pages than start to lose direction or get bored. I'm finding this one a bit better because I've jotted out a rough plan that follows the entire story arc. I might even be able to expand it into a novella if I like the short storey enough.
No.36657
>>36655
Well somewhere out there, there's a town that's been completely turned to stone, but if you're talking wildlife then it depends on how deep in you go. On the parts closest to civilisation there's a lot of monkey-like creatures, that jump around and live on high branches, coming down to scavenge food from humans, as well as a few species of birds and stuff, some small snakes.
As you go deeper in the animals get a bit weirder. The trees get taller and thicker, light finds it harder to get through the branches so the creatures tend to be pretty blind, with better other senses, or some with straight up dark/night vision. In the deeper parts, you see giant snakes the size of regular trees in the more civilised areas, and flightless birds with beaks capable of penetrating the bark so they can sap liquids from inside the trees.
No.36658
I wish I could sleep in a different room to my computer.
No.36660
>>36657
Awrgh man, you're making me wish someone gave me advise on how to grow those mushrooms in. >>36634
I like it, seems spooooky seems like there is room in those big jungle's for some clever or OP creatures à la
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos_deities
No.36661
>>36659
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.36662
>>36660
I've got an ancient guide somewhere on a usb stick somewhere in my house.
No.36663
>>36655
My plan was to make the dog's monlogue basically that of an educated man, and I was planning on making the man quite simple. I thought the dog being well spoken would add a slight tinge of humour to an otherwise bleak story. He's not going to really talk about dog things, purely about the necessities of survival and his relationship with his owner, or his mutual companion as he comes to think of him.
>>36657
>and flightless birds with beaks capable of penetrating the bark so they can sap liquids from inside the trees.
I feel like you could have a lot of fun with a study of sort of the fictional creatures in this world. I really like the idea of a canopy so dark that it creates blind creatures that live above ground.
>>36659
night friend.
No.36664
No.36665
I'm do fucking bored and this house is so hot. I keep opening up video games, getting 10 seconds into it and then closing it.
No.36666
>>36660
The problem I see with it is that due to the way I want trees not being too far away from each other, regular forest style near civilisation and slightly further apart in the deepest parts, but not far enough for anything more than the size of a car to get through, and lots of criss-corssing branches keeping the light out, there cant be anything enormous in size, except for maybe something like a giant snake, which wouldnt be restricted by these things.
I have been thinking about large creatures though, like giant boars, the width of a car, and the length and hight of two, and large Ram/goat style horns. I think most of the dangerous creatures will be OP because of their adaptions though as opposed to the huge size and speed. Living in the denser parts of deep forest and being able to move around the maze of trees lightning fast.
>>36663
Yeah, other than my absolute love of forests the idea of lost civilisations and the adaptations of the creatures were my main inspiration for the setting. I'm far more interested in the animals themselves than any petty squabbles the humans of the world would have. I think short stories would work well for it if I told them as adventures of various hunting parties going into the deep.
No.36667
>>36639
>>36642
kek, nope that was me
No.36668
>>36667
Oops, just realised I gave away my mod status again
No.36669
No.36671
>fresh sheets
>rain on a canvas tent audio playing
>about to get into bed and do a tiny bit of reading before getting some sleep
night lads
No.36672
>>36671
Sounds comfy as fuck, goodnight mate.
No.36673
>>36669
no you didn't :^)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.36674
>>36673
BTFO
T
F
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.36675
>>36674
what was that lad?
No.36676
>>36675
*unsheathes katana*
No.36677
>>36676
*grabs by the throat*
Back the fuck off?!
No.36678
>>36677
*goes to bed*
Heh. Lights out, kid. Maybe next time.
No.36679
>>36678
*teleports into your bed*
sweet dreams, kiddo
No.36680
>>36666
that kinda sounds like the manga Green Worldz, although hopefully better, there were some great ideas in there but the plot is all over the shop
No.36681
>in a raid group in WoW
>the warrior tank I found for the group is acting dodgy
>decides to ninja some loot
>when asked why, responds "gotta make money u kno"
>soon after the normalfag tank leaves the group without saying anything
>decide to snitch him out to his guild leader
>look up the tank, hes no longer in a guild
>he then goes offline
B T F O
who /snitch/ here
No.36682
>>36681
Private server mods sometimes dish out bans for ninjaing raid loot. You could tell them.
What raid were you doing?
No.36683
No.36684
>>36682
it wasnt a big epic ninja, just an ubrs pug. we agreed with the tank before that he would take all the black dragonscales, but then halfway through he starts needing random boe drops saying they are 'trash' that he should have to vendor.
I hate people like him, have some morals tbh
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No.36685
>>36684
I bet it was a tauren.
No.36686
No.36687
>>36684
>editing posts to hide your failures
No.36688
>you will never be a prestigious yakuza crime lord
No.36689
>>36688
>wanting to be nonwhite
No.36690
>Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
No.36691
memes for sale, never upvoted.
No.36692
fUCK LADS I'm really hungry and I can't be bothered cooking and want to get a hotdog but I've already bought one from the shop today and it will look weird if I get another FUCK
No.36693
>>36692
>implying anyone is keeping tabs on your hotdog buying habits
No.36694
>>36662
If you think it's good, yes pleash
No.36695
>>36693
it will likely be the same shopkeeper as before. I've had some sardines and two rolls but I'm still hungry. Put the oven on for some potato waffles.
No.36696
>>36695
You know shopkeepers actually WANT you to buy more of their shit, right? You could buy a hotdog there every hour for the rest of the day and they would be happy to sell one to you every time.
It's not their job to ask questions or call you weird, it's their job to let you walk away with their products if you give them the money for it.
No.36697
No.36698
>>36696
I think i'm OK with the social anxiety stuff, but I've definitely noticed my regular shops picking up on my habits, pakis are especially good at it.
I've literally walked past one time and been escorted to discount pepsi max, after i slyly boycotted the price rise.
It helps for me to remember that they are beholden to the customer, that shopkeepers, specially paki ones are more scared of you than you are of them
No.36700
>>36699
twitch.tv/wite_powder
No.36701
I hate, I fucking hate people who don't pick up their dog's shit. I hope they break their legs and are unable to walk their dog in future. Maybe someone more responsible can walk it.
They are dedicated to turning our streets into India. There's a backalley I walk through to get to my sandwich shop, before it's cleaned up it gets completely filled with feces, wall to wall all because of irresponsible dog owners. It's obviously the same 2-3 people who let their dog shit there every morning and don't pick it up.
I'm now going to watch that video of the man in a superhero suit throwing dog shit at owners to calm down.
No.36702
No.36703
Just chipped my old knife that my grandfather gave me. This is not nice.
No.36704
What's the most shameful thing you've fapped to?
No.36705
No.36706
>>36701
the worst is when they pick it up, put it in a bag and then put it down and leave it there
No.36707
>>36706
It irritates me more than anything. If they do that once, there's a good chance they do it every single day.
No.36708
No.36709
>>36704
A woman with pretty severe PCOS
No.36710
>>36709
isn't that all internal? or was it the hairiness and fatness you tapped to?
No.36711
W-Windows 10 isn't going to force itself onto me is it?
No.36712
>>36710
It's not all internal lad, PCOS bodies are pretty distinctive
>hairiness and fatness
Pretty much. I think it was a degradation thing
No.36713
>>36704
When I was about 12 or 13 I succesfully masturbated to the murder footage of the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs
No.36714
>>36713
That video is only about 4 years old.
Are you 17?
No.36715
>>36713
that's really fucked
No.36716
>>36714
Wait, no it's not. I'm thinking of that luke magnota video.
No.36717
>>36714
it's a lot older than four years old lad.
>>36715
I think it's less fucked than jacking it to women with polycystic ovary syndrome kek
No.36718
>>36711
Use this. If you have Windows 7 or 8 use the GXW control panel program to purge it. The information is in the GWX thread.
https://8ch.net/purgewin10/catalog.html
No.36719
>>36704
I've fapped to traps before. B-But I was only doing it ironically. It's not gay anyway right? Right?
No.36720
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No.36721
>>36717
It's definitely more fucked.
No.36722
>>36704
Japanese girls playing twister whilst they had coloured liquid pumped into their asshole.
The most pathetic? Probably every female NPC in WoW when I was 13.
My PC couldn't handle minimizing the game.
No.36723
No.36724
>>36721
>poly cystic ovary syndrome
No.36725
Anyone have any good depression pictures lads? Either humorous or feels. I want to start a depression folder.
No.36726
No.36727
>>36724
Mate, that just means she's fat with too much body hair. It's fucked but nowhere near as bad as fapping to fucking brutal murders
No.36728
>>36722
That's depraved but funny.
No.36729
going to try to finish mgs
twitch.tv/wite_powder
No.36730
Finally got the courage to strike up a conversation on tinder and it's just been a fucking tragedy, the girl is such a humourless cunt. Fuck everything. Why even bother.
No.36731
>>36730
90% of girls will be, tinder is a numbers game
No.36732
>>36722
>Japanese girls playing twister whilst they had coloured liquid pumped into their asshole.
wut
No.36733
These colors make me emotional,
Have a hilarious dog>>36725
Does anyone watch Vikings?
No.36734
>>36731
I just sort of thought the big obstacles would be getting a match, getting a conversation and getting a date. I didn't really expect any of them to have such a shitty attitude that I would actually not want to fuck them.
No.36735
>>36733
>Does anyone watch Vikings?
I watched 2 episodes of the new series today. Going to watch the third later.
No.36736
>>36733
I've never seen it mate, how is it?
No.36737
>>36732
Just a game of twister with several japanese girls, but they were nude and pumped full of liquid.
Obviously some of them couldnt hold it in any longer and it would spray out over all the girls who were awkwardly positioned around them.
No.36738
>>36734
most girls have shitty personalities, as they've never had to use them.
No.36739
>>36736
It's the TV equivalent of a burger.
No.36740
Maddest I've ever been in my life at this moment. Pure, searing.
No.36741
No.36742
>>36734
I take it you don't have a sister, they can be real cunts.
No.36743
>>36733
Stepping out of that room must be like stepping outside of a cinema.
No.36744
>>36735
I think it has some very strong moments, awesome visuals, a lot of the main cast are too attractive and they insist on pretending that Lagertha (Pic related) would be as competent a fighter as the vikings in the other pic
>>36734
Yeah women are second class citizens,
>>36740
I would also like to see a greentext
No.36745
>>36738
>>36742
>>36744
Just a bit demoralising. She sounded really humorous and laid back and intelligent in her bio but you can tell she just fucking crafted that shit and it's not representative of her real personality in the slightest.
No.36746
>>36745
Ask her something you actually want to know, like how many guys she's fucked, either she gets offended and you both move on or the convo gets interesting, win - win right?
No.36747
>>36746
Nah I already broke it off by saying "your bio promised you wouldn't take things too seriously" so I'm guessing she's going to be too pissy and indignant to reply now that I'm not interested in feeding her ego trip.
No.36748
>>36744
>I think it has some very strong moments, awesome visuals
I agree and I agree about the strong independent Viking womym shit but it has has some good moments. My main gripe is they try and cram as much Viking history into the story as they can. When they insert mythology into the story it feels really contrived to me too. Maybe that's just because I'm too well acquainted with Norse mythology though.
Also they take liberties with the story that don't really make sense, but then most TV shows do that.
No.36749
>>36741
>NEETing it up in my room
>Parent(s) come up to give the daily aggressive speech without any actual support like usual
>Zone out
>Sentence catches my attention
>"We should have let you go to America"
>Ask wtf they're they're on about
>Apparently, seven years ago, my multimillionaire family (talking private island level wealth) came to visit
>They saw what a shit situation I was in and gave my family an offer
>They said they would let me move to America
>If I did well in my studies they'd pay for my education and give me a really high level executive position in their business
>They never told me
>They told them I said I didn't want to go
>They didn't want me to go and they thought the offer was a critique on their parenting
>They never told me or gave me a decision in the matter
>They would rather I rot alone in my room for years than have any taste of normality or success
>Threaten to call the police when I push them out and slam the door
Now I feel sick more than anything, fucking gut-wrenching.
No.36750
>>36749
Holy fuck mate. How long ago was this? Have you considered messaging the American side of your family and explaining the situation to them?
No.36751
>>36749
What the fuck is wrong with them.
No.36752
>>36744
Feminist propaganda.
Cuckolding propaganda.
Race-mixing propaganda.
No.36753
>>36748
>Also they take liberties with the story that don't really make sense,
Same as the authors of the sagas right? Is Ragnar definitely real? I thought he wasn't but am on his Wikipedia now, it seems he is well sourced. Was that meant to be an Arab slave trader in episode 2? I think it was but they didn't have the bottle to make him a proper paki. Ho hum, looks like things are about to get interesting.
>>36752
Yeah, product of our times i guess, its less embarrassing than most shit though
>>36749
Where abouts in America? Have you considered murdering them both and making it look like an accident?
No.36754
>>36749
Throw coffee in her face right now.
DO IT.
No.36755
>>36749
Fuck your parents, get contacting those American relatives.
No.36756
>>36749
jesus christ. That's a fucking euromillions-tier opportunity and your parents never even gave you a chance. I'd kill for that.
No.36757
>>36737
that sounds bizarre, link?
No.36758
>>36757
>h-haha so weird link me so I can laugh at it?
No.36759
>>36753
I like to think Ragnar was real but some people say he was just an amalgamation of different people, a mish mash of different myths and people. His death does have a striking resemblances to Gunnar's death for instance.
And yes I'm pretty sure that was meant to be an Arab. Not sure how he managed to get hold of slaves from Paris though. I thought the Vikings would have taken slaves, not just give them to some Arab for him to resell back to them.
Regarding liberties, I was thinking more about Rollo. Especially his betrayal in episode 2. It doesn't make sense. He was only given land because he had a band of Vikings back him up. Killing them makes him powerless. The Normans were Norse so again it doesn't make sense that he kills all the Vikings who would later become Normans.
No.36760
>>36749
There's no way to sugar-coat it, that's absolutely brutal. Is it too late to get in touch with your relatives?
No.36761
>>36758
not into asians, so yes, that is weird and I want to see it for the weirdness
No.36762
No.36763
>>36759
Gunnar Hámundarson? just jewgled gunnar and vikings because i'm not that clued up on it all, his bow broke and he got rekt, how is that similar to being bit by the sneks?
I don't know, maybe the franks are thinking well fuck, he's a duke now, he let us kill all his people, he's been baptized and he may be able to educate us on the way of the pagan - we may as well see where this goes.
I read online that the slave was from the red sea area.
No.36764
>>36757
Search for twister enema.
There's loads of it.
No.36765
>>36764
loads? is this a fetish thing?
No.36766
>>36765
Everything is a fetish thing.
No.36767
>>36762
The chink was one of the slaves, no idea where she's meant to be from because she hasn't spoken yet but the trader was meant to be Arab. He wasn't very convincing though.
>>36763
Gunnar, Gunther, Gunnarr. He goes by a few different variations. He's a character in the Volsunga saga alongside Sigurd father of Aslaug in the show. He's done to death by Atilla the Hun by being thrown into a pit of snakes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther
>we may as well see where this goes.
Yeah I can't stop watching it now. I have to see it through to the end.
No.36768
>>36750
They said seven years but I think it might be more like eight or even nine as I've been told before that they got fucked in the 2008 financial crash, sold their island and haven't visited since. I don't imagine they would have offered me an opportunity in the middle of that.
I'm planning to contact them, but I imagine it's too late. I'm guessing part of the reason was they didn't have any kids at the time but now they do, so the whole 'heir' business is out the window. Plus, I haven't personally contacted them in the time since.
I think they'll just see it as me being greedy, contacting them only when I've been told about something they have to offer me, instead of for family things like birthdays and asking how they are.
I'm at my 20's now and only have GCSE's to my name and have been pretty much just been in my room a long time. I'm hardly the kind of successful extroverted big-shot type they'll need to fit the job, that's without even considering if I'd be able to do well enough in American education to meet their standards, or if they even still own the business.
Just feel like absolute shite and don't want to leave my room more than anything. Thanks though everyone.
No.36769
>>36767
No way, thank's, i think my historical knowledge is quite good but i know little about the classics and Atilla the Hun is just a boogeyman character in my head. He sounds like a real cocksucker.
It makes me wish i knew more about that kind of immediately post-classical bit of history, seems the spookiest and wildest to be quite honest, any recommendations?
Also, can we agree Floki did nothing wrong?
>>36768
You're in a fixable situation lad, there's a guy whose late 20s in my college who didn't even have good GCSE's, he fucked his life away until about 25 on Runescape which makes me chuckle, he applied himself and now hes going to Cambridge for Economics - if he doesn't fuck up this year.
No.36770
>>36769
I don't really know that much about that period except for what I've read in sagas and a couple of history books I read ages ago. Look up migration period.
I might have an eBook somewhere about the period which I could put in a mega along with some sagas if I still have them. It won't be till tomorrow though now. I'm tired and I think I have the flu.
I feel bad for Floki, he didn't deserve that. I liked Aethelstan but he was starting to piss me off and he betrayed everyone pretty much. That whole murder scene and the bit before it was weird with him wearing a fucking nappy. I'm glad he's dead.
No.36771
>>36768
The truth is mate, you have absolutely nothing to lose. Just give them the 100% god's honest truth. Tell them you had no idea the offer was on the table, your life is still trash and you would love to be given a chance. Good luck.
No.36772
Need your advice for a phimbro.
Circumcision, yes or no?
No.36773
>>36769
>getting into cambridge after spending your entire life playing runescape
Be honest now, is he a nigger?
No.36774
>>36772
try stretching first
No.36775
>>36772
No, do what >>36774 says.
No.36776
>>36772
NEVER get circumcised.
No.36777
>>36774
>>36775
>>36776
Thanks for that.
I've been feeling down about how I'm not getting anywhere stretching, but I'm not doing it enough.
No.36778
>>36773
Nope, pretty aspie aswell
No.36779
>>36777
I've seen people completely restore their foreskin with stretching alone.
There are techniques to it, it may even be painful. But you can do it.
No.36780
>>36778
Did he have extra curricular stuff or something? I just don't understand how you could get into a school like that coming from our position.
No.36781
No.36782
>>36781
Goodnight mate, enjoy your early night.
No.36783
>>36780
Came to the college, not a post 16 of-course, one were adults can go and its not that weird. Studied hard, Did politics, accounting, economics and maths year one, got 4 A's, dropped politics and is plowing through.
No.36785
>>36784
in another life i will go back and let myself get addicted again to that hunk of shit
No.36786
No.36787
No.36789
>>36785
I've been playing Black Desert, and its giving me the same vibes as runescape did. Theres fishing, tree cutting and mining, but the combat it actually good.
No.36790
>>36788
haha, I don't think i have ever been more immersed in a game than Runescape, maybe fallout 3 briefly.
>>36789
hmm, there's a special place in my heart for the combat in runescape, specially the older versions, the simplest of animation, that orgasmic soundtrack, moss giants north of ardougne with that whip i'd grafted for after school, oh don't that game is pure Colombian nostalgia.
I used to like that you didn't have to pay too much attention, and that the game was small so even with my PC i could watch YouTube videos or something aswell
Seems some of you have started streaming, i might join the gang when I've got some time, i'll play anything on steam my PC can comfortably stream, i was also thinking of getting into the pepe production industry, thoughts?
No.36791
>>36789
I used to think rs pvp didn't take skill but then I tried pking and got my arse handed to me. Back when I used to watch the top streamers pk I was actually quite impressed - their clicks were insanely fast, and they knew exactly when the game ticks were, which meant their actions would always be perfectly timed. A lot of it is definitely luck but it's not as easy as it would appear.
No.36792
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>36791
This is probably one of the best non-tryhard pkers I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgCJkppjFcE
No.36793
Ahahahaha lads
Just won core tooth hound from a molten core pug in WoW
So many of the other rogues are mad as fuck
Rolled 100 kek
No.36794
>>36793
gz m8 I didn't know you were doing proper raids.
No.36795
>>36794
Now I have pretty much all preraid I'm dipping my toes into raid pugs.
Still flying the guildfeel flag ofc
No.36796
>>36795
Killed Ragnaros yet? That's always a nice achievement
No.36797
>people pay good money to eat food off the table like a baby
No.36798
>>36796
Yeah, downed rag 30mins ago or so. Felt really good to go all the way in my first MC. The core hound tooth was the icing on the cake.
No.36799
>>36798
Tried Ony yet? That's a great fight as a rogue.
No.36800
>>36799
Tried twice, failed twice. Ony pug groups always seem to give up after one wipe ;_;.
No.36801
>>36800
That's the problem with bosses like Ony.
It only takes 1 person to fuck up and kill the other 39.
No.36802
>have a bad cold, blocked up nose
>spend about 5 minutes blowing all the snot out
>nose is clear for about 10 seconds before the snot is instantly replenished
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.36804
>>36803
Your eyes are quite far apart mate, the fact that you wear wide glasses doesn't help that, you should get some that are more square than rectangle. Could probably do something better with your hair too.
No.36806
>>36797
I would happily bludgeon to death anyone that describes themselves as a 'foodie'.
No.36807
No.36808
No.36809
>>36805
>beard
Check
>glasses
Check
>20-30 years old
Check
>prematurely balding
Check
>active on Twitter
Only with a troll account
>uses words like "problematic"
Only ironically
>submissive, passive, boring, but outspoken
Check except for outspoken
>one step above fedora lords
Probably
How fucked am I?
No.36810
>get in lad, we're off to nando's
No.36811
>>36810
>left hand drive
>off to nandos
No.36812
>tfw you will never be a Judge, executing niggers and degenerates in Mega City 1
No.36813
Finally cleared out all the bottles from under my bed. Now it can stop rattling every time I touch it.
No.36814
>>36813
That's a big collection
No.36815
>>36813
That's a lot of booze anon.
No.36816
>Ben Carson has endorse Trump
Establishment BTFO
No.36817
>>36805
Don't be a bully, lad. I'd never bully you.
No.36818
>>36814
>>36815
That's just the under the bed collection. You should have seen the wardrobe collection.
Finally got rid of them all now. Feeling clean.
No.36819
>>36817
I'll stop as soon as you stop being an attention-whoring hipster, you wall-eyed fuck.
>implying that's even you
No.36820
>>36817
> I'd never bully you
why do you turn this board into a house of lies.
No.36821
How do I get to be the pope?
No.36822
>>36821
become a cardinal, kill the old pope, get voted in by bribing all the other cardinals, basically just be Alexander Borja
No.36823
I get extremely triggered when I hear 'Istanbul'.
No.36824
>>36823
Yeah well, its our own fault for participating in the faggot side of the crimeaan war
No.36826
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No.36827
Am trying to stream, this is not as easy as what i thought, I'm down to play whatever is on steam that my PC can run, or just chat.
http://www.twitch.tv/polepepe
No.36828
>>36827
>polepepe
is this poleaboo?
No.36829
>>36828
I'm not sure. He sounds possibly a bit ethnic but he's also bashing pakis
No.36830
No.36831
>>36829
he sounds autistic not ethnic
No.36832
did you finish mgs witepowder?
No.36833
>>36832
no, I got to the torture part and stopped
No.36834
>>36833
how far is that after the meryl being sniper bait bit?
No.36835
No.36836
>"dad", "curry shop" and "work sick" are the top 3 contacts on my phone
No.36838
>>36829
WHO SAID I WAS ETHNIC!?
No.36839
How's everyone's day been? I got a haircut after college. Not only was it £10, but the hairdresser hardly spoke to me and did a really good job. Definitely going to go back there in the future. Nothing puts me in a good mood like a quality haircut.
Also bought Submission by Houllebecq today and I'm excited to get started on it. Still a few more days before the induction at my new job. Want to get back to working on that short story tomorrow but I have an obscene amount of gradeslaving to do.
>tfw your day never feels complete without a britfeel blogpost
No.36840
>>36839
Am not familiar with Houellebecq, should i be?
My haircuts are £10, i feel like they should be less. Good to hear it though lad, what qualifications you shooting for? Was it the one about the man and his dog?
by the way, if anyone is interested i'm googling for drivers right now, the stream will probably be up in a bit
No.36841
>>36839
Cleaned a lot of my room out today.
I'm looking online for a new bed since my old one is a disgusting mess.
Are you the one who got a job at mcdonalds?
No.36842
>>36839
I haven't gone to a hairdressers since I was about 5.
No.36843
>>36842
What do you do with your hair?
No.36844
>>36839
I also had a hair cut
she fucked my shit up
No.36845
>>36840
He's a contemporary French writer who deals with a lot of "downfall of the West" style writing. His Submission was realeased on the day of the Charlie Hebdo shooting and is essentially about France becoming a Muslim state. It's a best seller in France, German and Italy too. Really nice to see something anti Muslim making such waves.
>what qualifications are you shooting for?
In the long term, I'd quite like to do a PhD.
>Was it the one about the man and his dog?
That's the one. Or rather, the dog and his man.
>>36841
That's indeed me. Good job on the room front. I tidied mine recently but there's still much organisation and stuff to get round to.
>>36842
Do you do it yourself or just let it grow? If I had the money I would get mine done every 2 weeks. Have to settle for monthly haircuts though.
>>36844
JUST
No.36846
https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe/
Back lads, welcoming suggestions, downloading a animation program that hopefully will run better than the 5yr old programme i was using, in the mean time it's sketches or whatever
No.36847
>>36844
I had one a few days ago, way too short, I have a really square head, so it looks weird
No.36848
>>36843
>>36845
I use clippers with the help of my mother.
No.36849
>>36848
my mum did that once
I had to shave the lot
No.36850
>>36849
Yeah she fucked my shit up once which is why I say I do it with her help now instead of just saying she does it.
No.36851
>>36849
When I was 12 or so I was going on a school trip and needed my hair cut, so my mum got the clippers out and did it for me, however she forgot to put the guard on and so I was made completely bald.
I didn't have a good time on the school trip.
No.36852
>>36849
My Mum shaved my head after I tried to give myself a mohawk with the kitchen scissors.
I could have been the coolest kid in year 1, but she had to interfere.
No.36853
>>36852
I cut half my hair off trying to give myself a haircut the day before I was due to be a bridesmaid, my mum was so pissed at me
No.36855
>>36854
yeah, I was an adorable kid, and then I grew up and became a tranny
No.36856
>>36855
Kids are bridesmaids?
I thought they were the female best man.
No.36857
>>36856
no, that's a maid of honour, but bridesmaids can be kids or adults
No.36858
>>36857
them being adults is mostly an american thing I think
No.36859
I'm off to bed, thanks for streaming polepepe, I missed most of the second stream I was doing more voice chat practice with /improve/, I'm at the point now where I'm able to answer spoken questions with simple 1 - 4 word answers but the first one was fun.
Goodnight guys.
No.36860
>when leftists invoke fox news or the daily mail in their response to your arguments
No.36861
>>36860
as sources? or to bitch about them?
No.36862
No.36863
It's the weekend /feelers/ what have you all planned?
I'll be off to a record fair this afternoon. This morning is walking my dog and I might be brave enough to venture into one of the pubs in my new village tonight, but I doubt it
No.36864
>>36863
I've got a nasty cold / bad chest right now, so I'll probably just hide away all weekend playing vidya
implying I wouldn't do that even if I wasn't sick
No.36865
>>36863
I work all weekend.
No.36866
>>36863
Going to my dad's today, coming back tomorrow, that's all.
No.36867
>>36585
All this time and I JUST realised the thread is called "/britfee/"
Fucking threadslaves
No.36868
No.36869
>>36867
I want to make it clear I made the op image but not the thread.
No.36870
>>36867
Maybe it's because we're filling the mods' pockets by viewing the ads.
No.36871
>>36867
Gunna be honest lads, I'd had a few drinks before making the thread.
No.36872
>>36870
Mod corruption confirmed
Moot was right to make them do it for free
No.36873
>>36870
>>36872
you goyim need to stop asking questions
No.36874
I looked on my laptop to have a look at all the dank /b/ OC and other shit I made about 5 years ago.
It was cringeworthy. I must have had severe autism.
No.36875
No.36876
>>36875
Dont steal any of it please. I haven't copyrighted it yet.
No.36877
>>36876
That is worse than I could ever imagine.
No.36878
>>36877
there are more of those 4 panel comics
a lot more
No.36879
>>36876
>0 morality
Time to leave
No.36880
How is everyone today? It's my mums birthday. I've just been sat in the room doing work all day while she reads and occasionally chats to me. It's pretty chill.
Lots and lots and lots of data to comb through currently. It's oddly satisfying.
>>36876
Well if nothing else man you're certainly not a normalfag.
No.36881
I really don't like living with my mum. I want to move out, but I'm struggling to get a job, and even if I got one it'd probably be a while before I could do so securely.
I've found myself much more interested in learning things lately - I've read more books, and been more productive in general in the last month than I have in my entire life, so I'm considering going to uni; I think I'd be ok with - and perhaps even enjoy - the workload. My problem is that I don't know what to study. I'm open to anything that has decent prospects and I find somewhat interesting, but my A levels are all in music and I definitely don't want to study that. Would I even be able to get on a decent course with these? Or would I have to go to college (again) first if I wanted to do anything other than a David Beckham degree?
No.36882
>>36881
You'd likely need to go to college first, mate. How are all of your A levels in music? Didn't you do stuff like English and mathematics at school?
It's well worth it by the way. I'm in college the now and really don't mind it, then again I'm doing an HND which actually counts as the first half of a bachelor's degree.
No.36883
No.36884
>>36882
I got a C in Maths, B in Science and B in English - which are the important ones from what I understand, as well as an A in English Literature (apparently I'm really good at analyzing poems about niggers), a C in History, and a National Certificate in ICT, which while not being as important will at least look good.
As far as A levels go I have a B and a C in AS and A2 Music Tech, respectively. I also did a bunch of other BTECs at college which are worth a certain amount of UCAS points. I think I had something like 200 when I tallied them all up but I'd have to go back and access my records to make sure because it was a while ago.
No.36885
>>36845
> French writer who deals with a lot of "downfall of the West" style writing. His Submission was realeased on the day of the Charlie Hebdo shooting
No way, I just re-read that, i'm guessing there are decent translations? Is he really anti-Muslim though? What is his best book/ best one to start with/ one that has the most paki hate in it?
It is very unlike the french to do anything remotely agreeable.
>>36876
Wow, do a graphic novel!
>>36859
Glad to hear it lad, I'm rooting for you
>>36884
Look at uni's that only care about points then, there are enough of them from what i understand
No.36886
>>36881
Why don't you want to study music?
No.36887
>>36885
>Is he really anti-muslim though?
I'm not sure, this will be my first book of his. He certainly portrays the transitioning of France to an Islamic State as a bad thing, so I'd say he's pretty anti muslim.
>What's his best book?
Again, I couldn't say. Apparently submission is his best "suicide of the west" work yet.
No.36888
>>36884
Just get a local college prospective and see what you're eligible for then lad, I'm not sure if you'd have to do A levels or if you'd be allowed to do a course that counts as the first year of a bachelor's. It depends really.
No.36890
>>36886
Studying it at A level made me lose interest so I'd be hopeless doing it at uni. I should've just kept it as a hobby.
No.36891
>>36885
>>36888
I think I'll look into points-only courses to see if I can find anything decent, and if not, I'll look into college again. Thanks lads.
Have some busty slags.
No.36892
>>36887
Post based excerpts, if there are any, I'm intrigued.
The thing is though - transitioning into an Islamic state is objectively a bad thing, so i think you have to say as much if you are being intellectually honest.
No.36893
>>36892
I'll be sure to post the odd quote once I get into it, still have crime and punishment to work through currently.
No.36894
>>36883
At work. Will later.
No.36895
People are loudly laughing at the big bang theory in the staffroom. I can't take it.
No.36896
>>36889
It's not surprising, Trump is a major target. Honestly his own party will probably try to have him killed to stop the infighting
No.36897
Alright lads, honesty time.
Just got back from work, no food in the house, cycled an extra mile to Tesco because the Pepsi is cheaper there (I still have'nt worked out if its worth it to save like £1.70), not happy with the nutritional content of my haul. I don't know why i went for the basic values range paki meal. I don't even like the chicken from the hot food counter but it was reduced, was unlocking my bike outside and a woman (4/10) started making conversation - that was unusual, just commenting on my bike and how she had a bike like it.
Practiced cycling with no hands on the road and some white van cunts honked at me to try get me to die i guess, I stabilized but that shit gets me mad. Cars are for normies, and i want to first fight everyone of them that uses there horn, runs me to close to the curve or so much as scowls - but their protected by there portable enclosures, the absolute faggots.
What have you been up to Anons?
No.36898
>>36897
>honesty time
What did you mean by this?
No.36899
>>36898
I feel like there's a lot of anxiety on the boards, thought i'd share some stuff, maybe make everyone a bit more comfy,
>>36889
Have you heard about Chicago?
No.36900
>>36899
Yeah I was actually about to go to bed last night when it started kicking off, so I ended up staying up till 2am watching it. Absolutely mental. Great for Trump as well I think - it showed everyone who didn't know already how bellicose and petulant his detractors are. It will have further strengthened the support of his voters, and even radicalized some of them. It also lead to Rato losing lots of voters by blaming it on Trump.
No.36901
>>36900
>It also lead to Rato losing lots of voters by blaming it on Trump.
also will lead to*
No.36902
Hi everyone.
long time no post. Scotland is still shit. The novelty of moving out has worn off, and everything is the same as it was last year. Hope you're all alright.
No.36903
Right lads, I've eaten my chicken, i'm going to chance an arena run,
Talk to me
https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe
No.36905
I hate it when my mother sings.
No.36906
>>36900
wait, what? What's happening in chicago?
No.36907
>>36904
I haven't watched any of his streams yet. Why would it be poleaboo? We fucking hate him, just don't understand why he would stream for us.
No.36908
>>36907
I think just cause he's got pole in his name
No.36909
>>36906
Bernie protesters stopped a Trump speech
No.36910
>>36909
oh you mean the video posted further up here?
No.36911
No.36912
>>36902
You're that video game guy right?
No.36913
>>36889
It's amazing that people think this is good for their cause.
No.36914
who /strugglestogethard/ here?
Every now and then I'll get a boner (say morningwood) but if I ever TRY to get hard, my cock acts like a petulant teenager and goes as soft as possible.
No.36915
>>36914
I think there may be a problem.
No.36916
Every so often I feel like everyone is looking down on me which makes me resent everyone, including /britfeel/, mostly /britfeel/, even though it's anonymous.
I hope this stops happening. I'm so miserable and this is the only place I've got.
No.36917
>>36914
yeah, that's not normal, although it can be caused by depression, so there's that
No.36918
I wish I had some kind of career ambition when I was younger.
No.36919
No.36920
>>36916
I feel like that sometimes, I imagine we all do
No.36921
>>36916
>>36920
I got pretty pissy with people on here at one point too, it happens to the best of us I think. What's the problem anon?
No.36922
>>36915
>>36917
o-oh
I thought it might be a result of years of over-fapping
No.36923
>>36922
stop fapping so much and find out anon
No.36924
>>36923
I have. I did nofap for a couple months a while ago and have reduced considerably. I still rarely get fully hard
gonna start doing Kegels I think
No.36925
SOME CUNT IS SETTING REALLY LOUD FIREWORKS OFF
No.36926
>>36924
I get so hard I can lift 0.5kg with my dick.
No.36927
>>36902
sorry to hear that m8 hope everything is ok
No.36928
Alright lads, i don't appreciate these accusations that i am poleboo, anyhow i was feeling creative this evening so i made this just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQJAyuQRN8&feature=youtu.be
No.36929
>>36928
What is the whole "pole" thing then?
No.36930
>>36929
I want(ed) to write anonymous Muslim haring blogs under the pseudonym polemical pepe, ironically, and much to my chagrin - you all associate the name with a paki
No.36931
No.36932
>>36930
Have you wrote any anonymous Muslim hating blogs?
No.36933
>>36932
no, i'm afraid not, do you like my dolefrog?
No.36934
No.36935
>>36933
Pretty good. Do you have a webm of the one you made last night?
No.36936
>>36935
No, i'm afraid not, the programme crashed, it was my first time using it. Programme^ is spelled right isn't it? why does it always have the red underline
No.36938
>>36928
>>36929
>>36930
His user history checks out
No.36939
>>36937
>dressing like a nigger
>talking like a nigger
>acting like a nigger
disgusting
No.36941
Fuck lads I went out. It didnt end well.
No.36942
>>36941
I said I would and didn't.
What went wrong lad?
No.36943
Tried to post this last night
>fucking hell lads, I feel super undafe. IF WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR A NUCLEAR DISASTER, I WONT END WELL.
I shouldnt drink so much, it's not good for me.
>>36942
Nothing went particularly bad actually, although drunk me seemed to think so. I sat in the pub drinking until kick out time then walked over to a club. I was drinking in there, then when I went to go get more money out outside they wouldnt let me back in because it was too late. Probably for the best honestly.
No.36944
>>36943
Then you are up and at 'em early considering all that drink, to watch the apocalypse presumably?
No.36945
>>36944
I always wake up early after drinking, it's the only way to guarantee an early wake-up for me, which is fucking retarded.
Got a driving lesson at some point today, but Id need to go downstairs to check what time. Im hoping its not until like 3.
No.36946
>>36944
Not him. But I always wake up early and can't get back to sleep if I've been drinking a lot.
No.36947
No.36948
>>36947
I drink alone and stare at girls I think are cute but dont talk to anyone because I fear rejection.
No.36949
I can't hold all these keks
No.36950
Green text something and i will animate a blinky frog saying it,
No.36951
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/708817118150537216
>le black science man says something marginally pro-trump
>redditcucks on suicide watch
No.36952
Watching that Empire of Dust documentary lads, the one with the image of the chinaman shit talking the african.
No.36954
>>36952
Amazing isn't it? Most of them are like animals. It must suck to be a redpilled nigger.
No.36955
>>36954
iktf, at least I can hide being a tranny, can't exactly sand your skin off.
And they get called a coon, house nigger, and uncle tom by the people who claim to be pro-black
No.36956
No.36957
>>36952
>tfw trying to buy gravel from Africans
No.36958
>>36955
actually talking of idiot trannies there's this one girl in my uni who claims to be 'genderqueer' and i hate her so fucking much. She wants to be called 'they or ze' and says that being trans shouldn't be a medical condition because that's just stigmatising it. Like, normal people do not want to kill themselves over having tits. Fucking transtrending bullshit. And the worst part is she expects me to go along with her because I'm actually trans, and she's claiming to be. And I can't complain about this anywhere else without people calling me transphobic scum, because we should respect and believe people no matter what they identify as.
No.36959
>>36958
put that test to good use and batter her
No.36960
>>36959
this lol
>>36954
>>36957
it's fucking hilarious. the contrast between the lazy, workshy africans and the hivemind chinks is incredibly amusing.
No.36961
>>36959
I am "this" fucking close, believe me
No.36962
>>36958
>and the worst part is she expects me to go along with her because I'm actually trans, and she's claiming to be. And I can't complain about this anywhere else without people calling me transphobic scum, because we should respect and believe people no matter what they identify as.
mate, you're missing a golden opportunity. They can't call YOU transphobic if you actually are one. You're basically the only one who can get away with calling out her bullshit.
No.36963
No.36964
No.36965
>>36962
oh, no, see I'm a ftm, so I have male privilege, I actually put effort into looking like a man, so I have passing privilege, I'm not a genderspecial, so I have binary privilege, clearly you have never played oppression olympics before
No.36966
No.36967
No.36968
No.36969
>>36968
I almost feel sorry for her, why did she convert?
No.36970
>>36968
Humans need spirituality to be whole. The problem is, what alternatives can be offered? Christianity is on it's way out and most people are not capable of forming their own spiritual beliefs, they want a clear structure and set of ethos to follow.
No.36971
>>36970
p.s can't wait to see these traitor women swinging from lamp posts in the near future
No.36972
No.36973
>>36972
wonder how long they'll last
No.36974
>>36973
Until they finish college.
No.36975
>>36973
hopefully till the end of their lives – being beheaded in their late 20s.
No.36976
didn't realise how fucked the Chicago riot was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepGO6HqL3o
genocide when?
No.36977
>>36970
>forgetting the old gods
Seaxneat and Woden haven't forgotten you anon.
No.36978
>>36977
Woden doesn't want our foreskins.
He wants to be proud of us.
I plan to make him proud.
⚡⚡
No.36979
>>36977
>>36978
Is there such a thing as actual anglo saxon paganism though? Wasn't the majority of information on proper religious practice and the like destroyed? How can you worship a god without knowing anything about it?
No.36980
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>>36979
There is Anglo-Saxon Paganism and there is loads to read. It is largely Germanic Paganism in a different language.
Gods are allegorical, aligned to spirit, emotion, nature and concepts.
When it comes to religious practice just about everyone celebrates something Christians renamed, Christmas is Yule, Halloween is Samhain. Samhain is Celtic but the same practice was also in the Germanic world.
I've seen niggers say that Christianity is a way of whitey getting blacks to celebrate white Pagan festivals which is pretty kekworthy.
No.36981
>>36979
Yeah most of the information was destroyed but you can look up historical laws made by christian anglo-saxon kingdoms and see the practices, you don't pass laws against things that arn't an issue. For instance giving offerings to waterfalls and trees was banned under law. It doesn't really matter what the 'proper' religious practice was. The important part is finding your spirituality and venerating the gods of our ancestors who have been forgotten. Make them proud of their son.
No.36982
Apparently this place is in walking distance from me. Might take a hike tomorrow if it's as nice as it was today.
No.36983
>>36982
Where is that? It looks nice.
No.36984
>>36981
I identify more with my recent ancestors than my prehistoric ones though. Not that you can't honor them as a Christian, it is a syncretism of the two traditions after all.
The biggest affront to our ancestors - every last one of them - is atheism.
No.36985
>>36984
I find myself not being able to identify with modern England and it's values, for some reason I always look to the Saxons, pagan or christian. Not sure why the Normans don't hold any significance for me though. I did look into a Russian Orthodox church nearby recently but as traditional as it seems it just isn't English.
No.36986
>>36985
Probably because you're not Norman, not many people are.
No.36987
Why is this shitty, ancient browser game so good?
No.36988
>>36984
>600AD
>Prehistoric
No.36989
>>36984
>Syncretism
I like verbose anons, thank-you.
You're wrong though, pakis are worse than atheists. Atheists shun spirituality, Paki's turn it into shit.
>>36987
Here is the devil, he has come to do the devil's work, to drag me back into blissful sin.
>>36956
Test.webm
No.36990
>>36989
That's actually quite well done.
No.36991
>>36989
why does pepe have a cat mouth
No.36992
>>36985
I mean Christian England. I find it hard to identify specifically with paganism because it's so distant and alien to me, while despite current irreligiosity, the remnants of Christianity are ubiquitous, and was under its influence that we were at our greatest.
I doubt that anyone here identifies with modern England.
>>36988
Maybe prehistoric wasn't the best word but much of the pagan tradition is not known, and much of what is was incorporated into Christianity.
All of this is purely personal and inward for the time being anyway. It's going to take a miracle to uncuck the Church, and modern pagans all seem to be liberal new age-y types.
No.36993
>>36989
If you make another use this:
>reminder that pakis are NOT welcome in Britfeel
No.36995
>>36992
The difference is the cucked Church is actually Christian and neo-pagans aren't actually Pagan.
No.36996
>>36995
Was the Empire Christian?
No.36997
>>36991
This (>>36994), I thought it looked funny, its a default lips template, I will work on a pepe one later, i'm just starting out lads. I'll use another one just for you.
>>36990
Thanks man, means a lot from you anons.
>>36993
Excellent suggetsion.
Took about 10 takes for the audio, have a sore throat, stopped because my mum asked me what i was doing. At my level of autism i don't have the capacity to explain without her getting mad.
Took some artistic liberties on Pepe's fingers, i hope you don't lynch me.
Next time i'm in the mood and have the time we can have some more fun, If any of you are up for it and have a clearer voice than me, i could try animate voocaroos some time. For now though i have a toastie and a shower and a bed to attend to.
No.36998
lads can anyone help me find a video. It's really short, about 5 seconds or so. It's I THINK Jason Bateman (guy from arrested development), he goes to say something but stops and just sighs, presumably because he's confused/pissed off at what the other person said. It's used as a reaction vid
No.36999
>>36996
Of course.
What does that have to do with what I have said?
No.37000
>>36997
> saying "reminder that pakis are NOT welcome in Britfeel" over and over again
>my mum asked me what i was doing
No.37001
>woman and her two bratty children decide to sit in the quiet carriage of the train
FUCK OFFFFF
No.37002
>>37001
Children should be kept in pet carriers when they are in public.
No.37003
>>37001
>report her for making noise in the quiet carriage
>staff politely ask her to move to another carriage
>next day
>newspaper article "HEARTLESS [train company] UNDER FIRE FOR ATTACKING INNOCENT MOTHER
No.37004
>>37003
>b-bu conductor please there's no- JAKE!! GET DOWN OFF THE SEATS AND COME SIT OVER HERE!!! Sorry we did look in the other carriage but there were no seats where I could sit with Jake and TIMMY!! SIT STILL AND BE QUIET!!"
No.37005
After two appointments with CBT I've been discharged and sent to the community mental health team (CMHT).
No.37006
>>37005
What was the CBT for?
No.37007
No.37008
No.37009
No.37010
>>37008
/coconutwater/ plebs
No.37011
>>37007
Wow that's short do you feel cured or do they feel they can't help you?
No.37012
>>37008
/colaforbreakfast/ here.
No.37013
>>37012
M A D M A N H A S A W O K E N
No.37014
>>37011
I think they can't help me, I hope it's just a temporary thing and they'll transfer be back to CBT after.
No.37015
>>37014
CMHT is more serious, is it not?
No.37016
>>37015
CMHT is for diagnosis and CBT is for making me un-NEET as I see it, but I don't know what the CMHT entails.
No.37017
This work shift will never end.
No.37018
Shapiro the weasel eyed kike and that lying bitch Michelle Fields have resigned from Breitbart and went crying to Buzzfeed about it. Topkek
No.37019
lads i'm sick of the anime and the tripfags on 4ch /britfeel/ it's been destroyed, there's no more comfy CBT or bennies any more, just shitposting
is this better?
No.37020
>>37019
>is this better?
Yes, but you have to get used to the change of pace, and being a bit more proactive in posting.
No.37022
No.37023
>>37021
can't wait to not listen to that
No.37024
No.37025
>>37024
>mf after listening to three hours of wews shutting up people criticizing sarcuck
No.37026
>>37025
He was just playing the moderator, it was like 8 against 1 or something. His hangouts were hectic as fuck back then; no structure at all. I suspect this one will be better.
No.37028
OK lads, its animating anon here
>>36997 - i'm a bit hurt i didn't get any comments on the web'm.
I need to know two things however,
Who is this (see pic)? And what are some good free text to speech softwares?
No.37029
>>37028
That's Lana from Red Ice radio. In this picture you can see her radiant Aryan glow.
No.37030
>>37019
tripfags aren't allowed to post on here but there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with anime so long as you don't use it for the purpose of some autistic ERP circlejerk
No.37031
>>37030
Anime is like homosexuality. If it's to be allowed to exist, it should be kept behind closed doors.
No.37032
>>37031
that is a very reddit opinion for someone who came from an anime imageboard to have
No.37033
>>37031
>tfw haven't watched anime since the 21st of may 2012
No.37034
>>37030
The problem with anime fans is that they classify themselves as that. Same as "gamers" as a subculture. Something so broad is fucking retarded.
I fucking hate bronies as much as the next guy, probably more but at least they fucking know what they're about.
No.37035
>>37034
I wouldn't say I consider "anime fan" a part of my identity but then again I also haven't watched any anime at all this year
No.37036
>>37019
much better. Tripfags are not allowed and, while there's no rules against anime, it's not really talked about much and any avatarfagging would also not be looked upon very well
No.37037
Guys who is your favourite tripfag?
No.37038
No.37039
>>37037
the only good tripfag is a dead tripfag
No.37040
No.37041
>>37027
Crazy bitch is a shill agent and I've said it for a while.
Based Varg blowing the fuck out flat earth shills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwOIMjYoxE
No.37042
>>37027
The more I become exposed to women the more I wish I was a homosexual.
No.37043
YourFavouriteUncle is such a whiteknight beta faggot. Probably a raging paedophile too given his profile picture.
No.37044
>>37037
PoleAbu after one too many cuts
No.37045
No.37046
>>37044
he's not a tripfag, just an attention whore
No.37047
>>37041
Varg's wife is the only woman on the right I'll listen to because she doesn't do politics.
No.37048
Is there any way to purge all of the youtube comments I have ever made? I'm trying to protect my privacy.
No.37049
>>37045
He's lived too long for a paki.
>>37046
>attention whore
The sissy bitch probably enjoyed your degrading insult.
No.37050
>new cuckchan britfeel thread literally MADE by a tripfag
>they're all posting anyways
back in the day we'd have wrote the thread off as a failure and made another. They're beyond hope
No.37051
>tfw you will never live in the world of MGS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdmsPG-BfRw
No.37052
>>37050
>tfw we would wait until the thread had completely slid off before making a new one
>they panic and make a new one at 250 replies
amateurs
No.37053
I have the welcome meeting thing at work today lads, hopefully I get to start work a week or two after. Wish me luck.
No.37054
No.37055
>>37053
Good luck mate. Are you doing a night shift or something?
No.37056
>>37053
*tomorrow
>>37054
>>37055
see above kek
No.37057
>>37053
>>37056
you sure you're not a sneaky Aussie using a proxy?
It's alright lad you can tell us
No.37058
>tfw decided to take day off college tomorrow
Aaah, good morning wageslaves! While you must be up as usual to earn another dollar, I, the allmighty gradeslave, shall be treating myself to a luxurious 8am awakening time.
Feels good.
No.37059
No.37060
>>37058
I don't work tomorrow. But just because of that, I'm going to laugh at you on Wednesday whilst I'm at home and you're in college all day.
No.37061
>>37060
oh ho ho but wageslave! I'm ==NEVER== in college on wednesdays!
=AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAH==
No.37062
Someone remind me on Thursday to laugh at anon whilst he is in college.
No.37063
>gradeslaves and wageslaves boasting about getting days off
Everyday for the last 5 years of my life, the vast majority of the 3 years before that, and all days in the foreseeable future, have been or will be "days off".
No.37064
>>37062
>tfw don't have college on a thursday
HEE HO HEE HOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.37065
>>37064
I'll call your parents and tell them you're skipping college.
No.37066
>>37065
my mummy already knows I'm not going in tomorrow and there's nothing that whore can do to stop me
No.37067
>>37066
That's pretty hardcore.
No.37068
>>37058
> good morning
>10:30 at night
AUSCUCK PLS GO
No.37069
>>37063
>Everyday for the last 5 years of my life, the vast majority of the 3 years before that, and all days in the foreseeable future, have been or will be "days off".
do you feel good about that? I mean, do you feel happy about your life being a non stop "day off"?
No.37070
>>37069
No, it wasn't a celebratory post. It's been nothing but misery for most of it, although this last year has been an improvement.
No.37071
Can I eat too much yogurt?
No.37072
No.37073
>>37071
Believe in yourself and you can do anything
No.37074
No.37075
Feeling pretty down tonight lads. No reason why either, and I'd been feeling really good all day too.
Guess the lows have to come alongside the highs, right guys?
No.37076
>>37075
>Guess the lows have to come alongside the highs, right guys?
y-yeah, those highs are coming any day now, hehe….
No.37077
Why did it take so long to invent bicycles?
No.37078
>>37077
Because we already had horses I guess.
No.37079
If bicycles existed millenniums ago, do you think they would have been used in battle?
No.37080
>>37077
Niggas can't steal horses?
No.37081
>>37080
depends on the horse, I know one where if you feed it carrots it'd go with anyone.
No.37082
>>37081
Sounds like my kinda horse IKYWIM
No.37083
>>37082
hello fellow early riser.
No.37084
>>37083
And a pleasant day to you sir, what terrible event forced you awake so early? I woke up jumped in the shower and remembered i'm not at work.
Dog walk ☑
Two toasted current teacakes ☑
Cup of tea |Loading|
Throw together some funky tunes ◽️
No.37085
>>37084
I'm used to getting up at 6am so this is actually quite a nice lie in for me.
No.37086
No.37087
I never get anything done when my Dad works from home.
No.37088
>>37086
work welcome meeting at 5, other than that not really. I should definitely get some college work done actually. What about you?
No.37089
>>37084
>And a pleasant day to you sir
No.37090
>>37088
Music didn't go so well, now I got a rabbit and stout casserole to cook and a dog to walk again
No.37091
Is it true that Nostalrius is being colonized by chinks?
No.37092
>>37090
That casserole sounds tasty.
>>37091
As if Africa isn't enough for them eh? Greedy bastards.
No.37093
Well lads the bulk is over, weighed in at 80.9kg this morning and 80kg was my goal weight. Time to start cutting down.
No.37094
>>37093
How long did it take to reach your goal?
No.37095
No.37096
What's everyone done today?
I walked this dog since my Nan was ill.
No.37097
No.37098
>>37097
He was.
I was told he barked at bikes, but he didn't. That was a relief.
No.37099
>>37098
>he a good boy, he din bark at nuffin
No.37100
>>37091
There are lots of chinks, especially on alliance side. But it's not that bad, eu is still the largest player group, followed by China and then NA. I still enjoy the server.
No.37101
>>37084
Who is music anon here, is it you? I would like to hear some funky tunes.
>>37096
Good on you lad, where abouts is that, are those allotments on your right?
No.37102
>>37101
Not him, I was music tech anon, but apparently there is now another one judging by >>36884 .
No.37103
>>37102
Anything you could share?
No.37105
>>37094
Been bulkan since new year. Going to actually keep it going for two more weeks though at least because I start work at McDonalds and want to make use of the free food.
No.37106
>>37105
>McDonalds bulking
Be careful lad
No.37107
>>37106
It's just the freeness that gets to me lad. I worked out I can get 2000 calories free per shift if I choose the most efficient options, and that's not counting the unlimited free soft drinks at 170 calories a cup. Shit could save me so much money.
No.37108
>>37101
North East. Yeah, those are some allotments.
No.37109
Seen some young man wearing a fedora in Morrisons.
How can people still be doing this? It's like wearing socks and sandals 10 years ago.
No.37110
>>37109
Someone I work with wears one and he's in his late 30's/early 40's.
He also has a TARDIS messenger bag.
No.37111
>>37098
Looks like a bundle of energy, what sort of dog is it?
>>37101
I'm not music anon but enjoy mixing music especially if it makes you move, didn't get down on with the funk today but I realised my neighbours were out and banged the DnB on loud instead.
>>37092
It was tasty, the recipe said to add 225g of prunes but i'm not keen on them so added one and was glad about it, still a little on the sweet side but it worked well with the beer
No.37112
Just bought 1l of prune juice. Going to down the whole bottle because I don't give a fuck about anything.
No.37113
Am I right in saying we've got a couple of new posters recently?
No.37114
>>37113
I've been feeling like that's the case too.
No.37115
>>37113
About 2 people announced that they stopped using the other board recently.
>>37111
No clue, don't think he's any kind of breed. Just some scruffy little dog.
No.37116
>>37113
Yeah, they didn't exactly come in unannounced.
No.37118
>>37117
ahahah how the fuck could you accuse a shrivelled up little cripple of rape, fucking women man.
No.37119
>>37117
Look at his little pink gloves.
No.37121
Would you like to live in Finland?
No.37122
>>37121
Arent they super cucked by immigrants? If so, no. I'd rather live in Poland.
No.37123
No.37124
>>37121
I'd like to live in Bergen.
No.37125
>>37121
A little bit. They're not like Poland but they're nowhere near as bad as us or their neighbours.
No.37126
No.37127
>>37121
Nope, Finland is for arab loving homos.
No.37128
>>37122
Finland is too cold for most shitskins
No.37129
>>37128
I wish this meme were real.
No.37130
>>37129
Finland is 93.4% ethnic Finnish. The majority of their migrants are ethnic Swedes, and some Russians. The biggest shitskin population is Somali but that's only about 20 thousand.
No.37131
also speaking of migrants, I was bored today at work and did some maths on the demographics of England. Most leftycucks will say it's not an issue because white brits are still the big majority, but I instead worked out how much the population has changed from 2001 census to 2011 census
White British : Minus 467,900
White Irish: Minus 107,114
White other: +1,121,900
Black: +714,106
Asian: +1,674,433
Mixed Race: +549,506
So while our population has grown, the native population is actually declining and being replaced mainly by pakis
No.37132
>>37130
Are you sure you're not looking at statistics from 2003?
No.37133
>>37130
And you think that is because it's cold?
No.37134
>>37132
Nope, that's from 2014
>>37133
There's a number of reasons, but the climate is probably a contributing factor
No.37135
>>37131
I'd like to see what the actual figures are now, but that's impossible and anything published now has zero idea of how many foreigners are here.
No.37137
>>37134
The only reason Finland has relatively few is because Germany, Sweden, France and the UK exist.
No.37138
>>37136
I can't wait for the weak to be crushed by the strong.
No.37139
Just spilt water all over my lap, for fuck's sake.
No.37140
>>37139
>Look! Anon pissed himself!
No.37141
>>37136
Can anyone find this video? I've been looking for it for a while.
No.37142
>>37139
>ahaha look who pissed 'imself lads!!
No.37143
>>37140
>>37142
>"haha anon pissed himself!"
>mfw it was actually cum
No.37144
>washing hands
>splash a little bit of water on my groin area
>wet my hands and splash myself even more so it definitely looks like sink splash
No.37145
Anyone think it's amusing how lefties celebrate Cruz just because he isn't trump?
Do they have any idea who Cruz is?
No.37146
Trump won Florida lads, and that's a winner-takes-all state meaning he got all 99 delegates.
Rubio well and truly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT (OF THE RACE)
No.37147
>>37146
Anyone ever wonder how Jeb became the governor of that state?
No.37148
>>37146
>mfw Trump tears Shillary apart over Benghazi and everything else
No.37149
No.37150
>>37147
Nepotism. His dad was president so people think he must be good too.
Incidentally the only reason that unqualified cuck prime minister of Canada got the job is because his dad had the job before too.
No.37151
Look at this faggot's posture.
No.37152
>>37151
I honestly hope bernie beats shillery. Trump would have a much easier time against him than "muh 1st female president"
Though Sanders won't win thanks to the Democrats bullshit "super delegate" nonsense.
No.37153
>>37152
He would lose regardless of that. He's getting crushed.
No.37154
>>37153
>is a total BLM nig loving cuck
>loses the black vote to hillary
I almost feel sorry for him.
No.37159
>Trump won 4 States last night, only missing Ohio because kasich is Ohio Governor
>BBC and other headline focus on him losing Ohio in spite of him winning everything else
The bias is beyond parody
No.37160
>>37159
Is it mathematically possible for kasich to win?
No.37162
>>37161
I love how the left have demonised trump to the extent that they genuinely believe everything they say is true, and that people have to agree with the. When you ask him why he's racist or something they don't have an answer.
They genuinely have no idea what his policies are, and just hate him because they're told to.
No.37163
>>37160
He won't win or even come close to winning any other states. The only reason he was in the race was to take Ohio, thus likely preventing Trump from getting enough delegates to secure the nomination at te first ballot and sending it to a brokered convention, at which the GOP higher ups will attempt to backstab Trump by giving it to Cruz.
No.37165
>>37164
Everyone makes mistakes, allowing children and teens to make them without allowing adults to sexually capitalise on what are some of the stupidest years of our lives is probably one of the kindest morals we could afford the future generations.
Tl;dr thunk ov dem chilluns massa sir or you know just take what you want for your own gain cos we all make the world we live in.
No.37166
>>37160
No, there aren't enough delegates left for him to win a majority
>>37163
Trump can still do it, though the risk is now rubios dropped out, his voters will flock to cruz. Many of the wins were very close between Trump and cruz so anything could swing it.
No.37167
Got back into DayZ lads. Standalone has gone to shit but I'm playing an arma 3 mod now and really enjoying it.
No.37168
No.37169
>>37168
I'm playing desolation but might give breaking point or exile a try too. Do you play breaking point? How is it?
No.37170
>>37169
It was a while ago, can't really say.
No.37171
>>37164
Go away Ahmed, Malmo is going run red with shitskin blood.
No.37172
>>37170
Well I'm going to try breaking point tomorrow so if it's any good I'll let you know
No.37173
No.37174
No.37175
No.37177
Been a bit of a hedonist today lads.
Ate a chicken burger at the pub, drunk a pint then had a subway and 5 cream eggs this morning, not to mention like a litre of coke.
No.37178
>decide to play DOTA2, haven't played it in a while
>realize what absolute shit this game is
It's the players that make it bad.
No.37179
>>37177
five cream eggs? I feel like puking after one (still eat em though), how can you manage that much sugar?
No.37180
>>37179
If you don't eat at least 1kg of sugar a day, you're a coward.
No.37182
>>37181
Fucking pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
No.37183
>How long shall we have to guide thy every action? Thou art still a child, thou art not a man, there is no beard on thy chin! How long wilt thou continue to neglect the administration of thy house? Dost thou not see how thy brother commands great armies? So govern for thyself thy palace and thy house!
- Shamshi-Adad I, King of Assyria, writing about one of his sons, 18th century BC
No.37185
>>37184
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.37186
No.37187
Just spend about 4 hours playing stardew valley lads. Wish I didnt have work tomorrow, just want to live on a virtual farm.
No.37188
>>37187
You got any sheep mate? What colour?
No.37189
H-Happy St. Paddy's day lads
No.37191
>>37190
I feel I should add you won't regret watching the first three minutes of this. /pol/, the candidate gives a speech.
No.37192
Where the fuck are you all?
No.37193
No.37194
>>37192
I'm here, I just have nothing to say
No.37195
>>37192
I just made strawberry and strawberry beer ice cream
No.37196
No.37197
I want to win 1 game of DOTA so I can uninstall it and never play it again. I fucking hate this game, I hate the defeatist attitude of everyone who plays it, I hate the Russians. I really don't like this game.
No.37198
>>37196
Still just freezing but the little sample I got was right top notch
No.37200
Off to Spain lads
See you on the other side
No.37201
>>37200
Enjoy yourself mate.
No.37203
>>37200
Just about to ask what all you /feelers/ have planned for the weekend. Where abouts are you going? Be sure to enjoy it.
What is everyone else doing?
No.37204
>>37203
Wondering if I should get a haircut now or wait until next week.
No.37206
>>37203
My dad is having a small family gathering at my grandparent's house for his birthday on Sunday, so I'll be there for the day.
No.37207
>>37204
Get it done lad.
>>37206
I used to love my nanas cooking but entire family gatherings were a drag, hope it's a nice day
No.37208
>>37207
Thanks, luckily it won't be an entire family gathering because most of the family is so old now that they don't really meet up any more, so it will just be my dad, grandparents, sister, her fiance, my niece, maybe my aunt and two cousins (probably not), and I.
My grandma gets triggered by the thought of having to cook after decades of cooking every single day for everyone, plus she's getting old, so these days we usually eat out or get a takeaway when we go to their house.
No.37209
Is it okay to eat out of date coconut?
No.37211
>>37209
how out of date ? is it processed ?
No.37212
No.37214
>>37212
you''ll be right lad
No.37215
Went into town and there was a "refugees welcome" banner on what I presume is the town hall. In English, no less.
Is there anywhere this sjw shit hasn't tainted?
No.37216
>>37215
Where do you live?
No.37217
>>37216
Look at his flag, he's probably >>37200 .
No.37218
>>37217
Ahh, that makes sense. I heard the Spanish were very disappointed that they didn't get many refugees.
No.37219
What kind of pig wraps their asparagus in bacon?
I hate all these meme-recipes I keep seeing.
No.37220
>>37218
There's a LOT of black people (like darker than night black) on the streets selling sunglasses and handbags. I don't know if they're "refugees" but it wouldn't surprise me
No.37221
>>37220
Black people have sold watches on the beach in spain for a long long time.
No.37222
>There's a LOT of black people (like darker than night black)
They're called Spaniards
No.37223
>tfw you see people posting things you made a long time ago
No.37224
>>37223
what things lad? That sounds nice
No.37225
>>37224
This.
Don't worry, I don't have autism. I made it ironically.
No.37226
>>37221
It's like they don't exist here for any other reason than to pawn hooky gear, you don't see them in restaurants or shops or anything, just hounding people on the streets
No.37228
How are you supposed to even stand a chance at life when you have depressed/alcoholic/abusive parent(s)?
No.37229
>>37213
I love these so much kek
>>37225
psssssshhhhhhh
No.37230
>>37229
nothin personal kid
No.37231
>>37228
luck and therapy I guess
No.37233
>>37230
>personal
Ya blew it
No.37234
>>37220
They were always there when I went on holidays as a kid, they're not a recent thing. Although I dont know if theres more of them or whatever now.
No.37235
>>37233
so what have you done since you went to spain mate?
No.37236
>tfw eating dinner at this time
Didn't even wake up late, I just completely forgot to have it earlier.
No.37237
>>37236
I do that all the time, I never end up eating right
No.37238
What's the longest you've gone without washing yourself?
No.37239
>>37238
About 5 or 6 weeks, I did that regularly for years during my hikki period. Took me a lot of work over the last 14 months to develop a habit of showering every other day.
No.37240
No.37241
>>37238
a few days for me, I don't like feeling dirty, but I don't feel hungry properly, so I forget to eat easily
No.37242
>>37240
I didn't have any kind of routine, I would just wake up at whatever o'clock, go on the computer, eat sometimes maybe, then go to bed when I could no longer keep my eyes open. And I did that every single day for 7 years.
At the time, the thought of taking off my clothes which I wouldn't change out of at all for the entire period between each shower and standing under a stream of water was like a nightmare scenario to me, so I would just put it off for weeks and weeks.
I certainly had issues, but I think the worst of them are behind me now. I'd better go to bed now actually, don't want to fall into that trap again. Goodnight guys.
No.37243
>>37242
What did you do all day?
No.37244
>bought a bottle to last me all week today
>it's almost all gone
No.37245
>>37243
Browse halfchan, watch animu, play vidya, watch youtube videos, fap to sadpanda, and messing around with whatever software/hardware I had an interest in at that moment. I wouldn't say I was ever really bored.
No.37246
>>37238
3 weeks, probably a month if you didn't count a half arsed bath attempt.
No.37247
>>37235
Mainly been sightseeing. Seen some really cool Gothic architecture
No.37248
>>37244
A bottle of xanax?
>>37247
Up and at 'em early for a holiday lad
>>37238
Probably 3 days, am a massive hygiene freak
No.37249
>>37238
Around 5 days.
Longer when I was a child.
No.37251
>>37250
doesnt seem to be up yet
No.37252
No.37253
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one of the bags got sniped
No.37254
>>37248
How does porn still end up in the woods in this day and age?
Hasn't the internet killed that tradition?
No.37255
>>37254
Why would anyone put porn in the woods?
No.37257
Can you hold on to your sides?
No.37258
No.37259
>>37257
>stereotypical BADGER?
No.37260
>>37242
What happened to you between finishing education and turning into that kind of neet? I can't imagine that happens overnight.
Were you anxious when you were in school too?
No.37261
>>37254
Brought back soooo many memories when I saw it.
Strawberry beer ice cream rocks guys
No.37262
>>37260
It's time for /blogfeel/.
I wasn't always anxious, it developed around the same time as I hit puberty, but it only became a severe problem after leaving school. Even when I was in school I only had a bath once a week because that's just what I'd always done since I was a kid, but once I left school and my parents started thinking that asking me to do anything at all might result in me hanging myself, it was up to me to push myself to do, and I would always leave it at least 2 weeks because I really didn't want to.
I pretty much fell into depression as soon the summer holidays began after leaving school at 16, my sleep pattern went to shit immediately, and I suddenly had no friends. I went to college for three years after that and I only had 60% attendance, despite the fact it was only 2.5 days a week, because my sleep pattern and diet was all over the place. I was either in a state of constipation or diarrhoea, and I would just go back and forth between the two. Never figured out why, but I assume it was the result of a shit diet, a shit sleeping pattern that often led to me waking up and immediately eating dinner, overly sedentary lifestyle, and severe levels of anxiety. All in all it was a really bad time, I didn't really talk to anyone there and just stood on my own feeling like shit most breaks.
Once college finished I had no reason to leave the house at all and I didn't know what to do with myself, in fact I thought doing anything besides just sitting in my room all day at my computer was pointless, including basic personal hygiene. The next four years were even more of a blur than the previous three, and it wasn't unusual for me to peek through my blinds and be surprised what season it was. I was completely lost in time, to the point where without a computer I wouldn't have been able to tell you what month, day, or even which side of the day/night cycle it was.
All I did all "day" was what I mentioned in >>37245 , and beyond that there was nothing. I rarely left my bedroom, never left the house, it was just me and my computer all day every day. IRL felt secondary to the PC/online world, I would have moments every couple of weeks where I would look outside and think "holy shit, I completely forgot IRL was a thing".
After 7 years of living like that, I had a quarter-life crisis and began working towards turning my life around. I've made a lot of progress, like making posts online, developing a sleep pattern, improving my diet, showering regularly, leaving the house on my own, buying things from shops, lifting dumbbells, talking and giving eye contact more, and recently even talking to people online with my voice. There's still plenty more to be done though, I'm not nearly finished yet.
No.37263
>tfw just want to chat on britfeel but the Spanish flag is like a forced tripcode
No.37264
>>37263
How's things over there Senõrlad?
Pretty decent weather today, taking the dog round some lakes for a walk/swim. Wanted to get on my decks, should be fixing my brakes; but you gotta make hay when the sunshies as me old pa says
No.37266
>>37263
I had that when I visited france
No.37267
>>37265
What the fuck is all of this?
No.37268
Can I ban myself from specific 4chan boards?
No.37269
>>37267
WOAH lad calm down. It's from the anti-Trump protests.
No.37270
>>37269
It's strange. I didn't think people acted like that off the internet.
No.37271
>>37269
I that the road block?
No.37272
>>37264
It rained a bit yesterday but today has been really nice. Gonna go out for some tapas soon
No.37273
>>37271
I don't think so. There have been quite a few in recent days, and they'll probably become more common.
Who /comfyinpreparationfortheapproachingchaos/ here
No.37274
No.37275
>>37272
It's not the same back here in Yorkshire but I do love a good tapas watching the sun set over the sea.
>>37273
I'd just seen on the BBC that there had been a roadblock against Trump are they kicking off everywhere trying to stump him?
The fools
No.37276
>>37275
>be angry that a political candidate you don't like is doing well
>disrupt traffic on a random road
BASED LIBERALISM
No.37277
People who speak non-english on team based games are the worst.
No.37278
I don't mind cyclists, but there's no fucking reason to cycle on the road when there is a designated cycle path a little bit to the left. There's literally no reason to do this but they always do it.
No.37279
A few weeks ago somebody on here posted a book on ancient greece they got for one pence off of amazon. If you're reading this, could you please post the title of the book?
No.37280
>>37279
Not him, but here. >>36327
Almost all books are 1p on amazon, if they are 2nd hand.
No.37281
>>37280
>1p
>£2.80 shipping
crushes my soul
No.37282
>>37280
>>37281
o-oh and thanks
No.37283
>>37281
Buy 2000 books at 1p get free delivery!
No.37284
Did anyone listen to the Wews vs. Sargon hangout?
Wews did very well.
No.37285
>>37279
It's a really good book. I got done recently with the Egypt one from the same series but am still waiting for the one on Sumer, which I ordered almost 3 weeks ago. I don't understand how some books can take so long when I order from within the UK. Small items like books, once in transit, don't take long at all to get from A to B, so I can only assume the sellers are slacking with getting them sent off.
No.37286
Got a mental health assessment today at 2.
Any advice?
No.37287
Need a new thread 2ol threadslave
Need to push that shite other thread off first place
No.37288
No.37289
>>37288
They gave me information sheets on Sertaline and Fluoxetine.
No.37290
HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR MY FRIENDS
No.37291
>>37289
>just take these pills m8, what could possibly go wrong?
Could have told you that's what would've happened if I'd seen your post earlier. When it comes to mental health, doctors are pretty much just SSRI peddlers, not problem solvers.
What did you go in for specifically?
No.37292
Trump just spoke about Brexit in his last interview.
No.37293
>>37292
What did he say about it?
No.37294
>>37290
I FUCKING HATE EXTROVERTED NEETS!
I just found out my neighbor, who has a kid and a really nice car hasn't worked in 15 years. He was diagnosed with a personality disorder, which btw i was once diagnosed with…
My mum works 11 hour shifts and i cycle into work so that this fat tub of indolent shit can drive in a car i couldn't realistically afford and live for free in a house that we're still paying off.
I get that some of you NEETs deserve support and i don't want you feeling guilty of ashamed, but this cunt legitimately lives a better life than me. It's the same story with the fucking nigger next door. If i here one more liberal at college, whose mummy and daddy pay for fucking everything, say how bad it is to cut benefits - it is going to come to blows.
We need to build some concentration camps lads, one day Justice will be done.
>>37257
>>37259
- stereotypical badger, TOP.KIKE.KEK, i feel better now lads, thanks.
New i could count on you Britfeel
No.37295
>>37293
He thinks its good.
No.37296
>>37295
Christ, how much more based can Trump get?
No.37297
>>37291
General assessment.
No.37298
>>37297
I meant for what reason, e.g. feeling like you want to kill yourself, being too scared to talk to people, having hallucinations, feeling an urge to go out and stab a random innocent person, etc.
No.37301
>>37300
After watching this, I think I've finally found the cure to >tfw no gf.
No.37302
>>37294
>has a kid
That explains the car and no need to work
>>37300
What is her 'deal'? Theres something really wrong with this but I can't quite put my finger on it. Does she like pretend to be 10 or something
No.37303
>>37302
I have no idea, her other channel has her doing impressions mostly, so I guess she just does weird voices all the time?
>>37301
I Might be feeling the opposite. I think its because when I went to school, there were no "girly" girls there, guess its probably because I live somewhere so rough
No.37304
>>37303
There were many unbearable "omg soooo cuuute!!! hurr sturrpid vurrce X333" faggot girls at my school. I can't stand that shit, makes me want to punch them in the face.
No.37305
Someone should do a cheeky lads only late night stream lol
No.37306
>>37303
Same. Just drunk slags who gave handjobs for a pack of cigarettes.
No.37307
>>37306
Yeah, its fucking disastrous, so seeing a girl like that (and her friends too) in actual dresses, wearing pink and not sounding like they've been chain smoking since they were 12 is really nice, they're just so feminine.
No.37308
>>37307
That's not femininity, that's immaturity. Female equivalent of a manchild.
No.37309
>>37298
Refereed by my therapist to see if anything was wrong with me, like psychosis.
No.37310
>>37309
I'll add I'm not psychotic.
No.37311
>tidied my room
>put on clean pyjamas
>made bed
>glass of milk
>about to do some reading
Feeling super comfy lads.
No.37312
No.37313
No.37314
>>37312
>Prime Minister Charles Michel appeals for calm and solidarity
he'll be strung up with the Muslims one day
No.37315
>>37313
That's fucking hilarious.
No.37316
John Oliver will make a video about this. You just know it.
No.37317
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No.37318
>>37316
I can't wait for Cenk Uyghur at the young turks to make another video about how we're all the terrorists.
No.37319
>>37312
fuck, I have family in Belgium. All safe, but still, it was a rough few hours.
No.37320
No.37321
No.37322
>>37321
do something about it then
No.37323
No.37324
>>37321
Senörlad isn't back yet
No.37326
>>37325
Bear witness to the elusive alpha female
No.37327
>>37324
Back mate. All in all, I had a great time exploring the cathedrals and other old buildings. I couldn't post much as WiFi was limited outside the hotel, but I missed you guys
Also new thread NEEDED
No.37329