No.37328
Correct name and date edition
No.37330
No.37331
>>37328
It's not April yet.
No.37332
March hasn't ended yet reeeeeee
No.37333
No.37334
>>37333
Are you sure about that lad?
*teleports behind you*
No.37335
>>37334
Start this katana shit with me, mate and I'll push ye nan out her wheelchair.
No.37336
No.37337
>>37336
fuck that person behind the camera, such an annoying voice
No.37338
>>37337
I really like her.
No.37339
>>37338
meant to reply to >>37325 i'm too tired for this shit
No.37340
>>37339
phew, got me worried there for a second lad
No.37341
Turns out my dad is buying my sister a black bull for her 18th. For fuck's sake I thought this cuck thing was just a meme. He says I might sometimes have to "help with the prepping".
No.37342
No.37343
>>37341
I have no idea what that is.
No.37344
>>37343
Probably more Poleabu fantasies
No.37345
>guy is coming to put tracking box in car today
>anytime between 1 and 6
Its going to be at fucking half 5, I know it. I'm not going to get anything done with my day.
No.37346
>>37345
I was going to ask why you are doing this but presumably it's for cheaper insurance?
No.37347
>>37345
I used to have one of those. They are shit. Driving after 10:00 or stopping because some idiot pulls out in front of you lower your score.
No.37348
>>37347
There's no curfew on this one, so that's fine, but yeah, the score thing is gunna suck but it was the only way I could afford insurance.
No.37349
No.37350
>>37341
>the cuck poster is cuck posting again
No.37351
>>37348
They came with curfews? Shit I did not know that. I live in Bradistan where drivers don't have insurance and few have English licenses if at all and they'd be great if everyone had them but alas this won't happen, plus I do a bit of offroading and I don't know how these things would look on a blackbox recorder. Not always but sometimes I do love a good drive. I have a dash cam now but haven't declared it for those times I may be at fault.
No.37352
>>37351
some companies give you curfews, I assume because they think its safer if you dont drive at night? I have no idea why, I'd think there's be less cars around then so it would be fine. Either way, I'm a learner so insurance is ridiculous (and it will still be so when I pass) so this is the best option.
No.37353
I fucking hate waiting for shit lads, I just cant enjoy anything I'm doing, I feel like Im constantly on edge.
>this could go on for another 3 and a half hours.
No.37354
Well, I think Trumps campaign is finally over after this.
No.37355
>>37354
>Ted Cruz gains 5 more voters
No.37356
>>37354
Why would he want Ted to win? He would look even worse for losing to Trump.
No.37357
>>37356
The same reason Romney and other republicans want him to win. He's "anyone but Trump"
Cruz is not very popular at ALL among the GOP, but they still want him over Trump, because he'll tow the party line.
No.37358
>>37354
Trump has just won Arizona, along with all it's 58 delegates
Good call, Jeb
No.37359
I've just spent like an hour jerking off. And I spent another hour doing it earlier on.
I just feel exhausted and awful now.
No.37360
Alright lads. Been a bit depressed on and off the past week or two but not feeling to bad currently. I think it's maybe because I stopped taking the fish oil, that was definitely helping.
Got work tomorrow and then an assessment on Friday. Life requires so much effort.
No.37361
>>37360
What's the assessment for?
>try to post
>post failed to submit
>try to post
>post failed to submit
>try to post
>post failed to submit
>try to post
>have to fill in capcha
>fail capcha
>fail capcha
>fail capcha
>finally post
No.37362
WHY DOES MY DAD KEEP WIPING HIS CRUMB RIDDLED KNIVE ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE BUTTER
No.37363
>>37362
I did not mean to post that picture.
No.37364
>>37362
That bun to meat ratio looks dire
No.37365
getting really sad when I think about my childhood and how happy I was and how I'll never be a little kid with no comprehension of my own mortality again
No.37366
>>37365
Doing this won't make you happy in the now bro, looking behind you never got you to where you wanted
No.37367
>>37362
I fucking hate that too, for the last few years I've had my own butter with my name in big capital letters on it, because the one everyone else uses is 50% several-week-old breadcrumbs. They also carve out the butter from the centre like a quarry, making it impossible for anyone else to use, rather than simply scraping it evenly from the top so that it's easy to use every single time. Fucking barbarians.
No.37368
>>37367
this is one of those things normies just can't comprehend. If you mention it they'll just respond with "it's just butter anon, what's the big deal?"
No.37369
>>37368
>people who don't wipe the rim of honey jars so it gets sticky
>people who wipe their knife on the edge of the butter
>people who leave their dishes in the sink
>people who throw recyclable packages in the bin
>people who don't wipe the edge of sauce bottles so it dries up and goes crusty and disgusting
>people who sweep breadcrumbs on the floor or leave them on the bench
>people who use the same knife to spread two different things on a sandwich without wiping it clean
No.37370
>>37369
>people who shit up the back of the toilet seat
No.37371
Every week the Swedish twitter account is given to a new citizen.
Look who got it this week.
No.37372
>>37371
the amount of people tweeting to him saying he's not swedish and needs to fuck off at least gives me hope there's still some resistance there
No.37373
No.37374
No.37375
Tried to chat up a girl at work today lads, she was just finished her shift and was buying food from me
>she had a book with a bunch of index tabs and stuff in it
>ask her if she's a literature student
>yes.
>c-cool
>she walks away without saying anything else
Didn't like her anyway lol lads haha ;_;
>>37361
It's phsyical chemisry
No.37376
>>37370
>people with toothpaste splatter on their mirror
No.37377
No.37379
>>37377
yeah
>>37378
>he doesn't deliberately type in lol
>he doesn't embrace the banter
No.37380
>>37379
How is it?
Someone from my work was telling me about working there. Saying how after a shift on the chip fryers, your face will be damp with grease.
No.37381
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No.37382
>>37380
I haven't worked on the fryers yet. I don't mind it, other than it getting really busy during lunch and the occasional asshole customer.
No.37383
Some mid 20's chav came up to me in work today and asked my if we sold banter. I told him very specifically how to find the faggots (fifth fridge from the bottom, second shelf up, on the right.) then went and hid in the freezer backup in case they got angry.
No.37384
No.37386
>>37384
He was trying to be a twat and ask about banter and I sent him to the faggots because he was one.
No.37387
>burned the inside of my mouth earlier
>eating salt and vinegar crisps now
Life is suffering.
No.37388
>>37386
that's pretty smart anon, I couldn't think on my feet like that
No.37389
Happy Jesus was made deaded day feelers
No.37390
>>37389
Y-you too I guess?
My mum just wished me a happy Good Friday and I've seen loads of anons talking about as well, I swear I've never heard anyone in my life talk about this day ever, but suddenly this year it's like it's an important date worth talking about.
Either Christianity is coming back in fashion or I was living under one hell of a rock it's the latter.
No.37391
>>37390
same, it's always been about easter and nothing about good friday as far as I can remember
No.37392
My Dad has an irritating habit of asking the same question about 9 times.
No.37393
>>37392
like, 9 times in a row? Or he'll ask, forget the answer and then ask you again later?
No.37394
>>37393
He always asks questions twice in a row so you have to reply twice. Every time.
And then he will do it again and again.
No.37395
>>37394
Does he have dementia? Or is he bullying you?
No.37396
>>37395
I don't know what he is doing. I don't know if he realizes he is doing it.
It used to really piss my Mother off.
No.37397
>>37383
mid 20's chav on suicide watch
sounds like he got more banter than he bargained for
No.37398
My mother got rustled when I said 'if there was a heaven I would do everything I could to destroy it'.
No.37399
>>37354
>Vulgar Trump
Topkek Cruz is over now. Also there are rumours that he slept with a tranny hooker.
No.37400
No.37401
>>37400
I don't bother, can't fix ugly.
No.37402
>>37400
Me, I used to do absolutely 0 to my physical appearance and looked like a typical skeleton NEET/hikki manchild who had long lost all control of his life, but since last year I've been taking much better care of myself, wearing better clothes, fixing my posture, looking after my skin, starting to work out, etc, and I look so much better.
I might have become a little bit Elliot Rodger-tier though, I feel like I look great these days and should totally be getting attention from girls, but I'm still a KHV and I've never had a girl so much as look at me, so maybe I've just completely deluded.
>"I see these obnoxious guys walking with beautiful girls, and that pisses me off because I should be the one with the girls. I mean, look at me; I'm gorgeous… but you girls don't see it. I don't understand why you're so repulsed by me, why won't you give me a chance? It's ridiculous."
>"I mean, this world is so beautiful but… it's so sad and depressing when I have to experience it all alone, and I have to watch other guys, able to walk around and enjoy their lives with beautiful girlfriends at their side. I can only imagine how amazing their sex lives must be, I've never had any sex or any… anything like that."
>tfw
No.37403
>>37400
Currently trying to grow a beard, so not really although I keep my hair pretty neat. Needs a cut though, its been 3/4 weeks and its getting harder to keep in place without product.
No.37405
>>37403
Hold on, I recognize this exact chin from another post.
No.37406
>>37405
Yeah, I'm >>5850
I've shaved various times since then, although it's a bit thicker and darker now, the picture in >>37403 actually makes it look worse than it is.
No.37407
>>37406
Wow, that was a long time ago.
No.37409
banned from nostalrius lads lol
No.37410
No.37411
No.37412
>>37410
I'm not sure. I got into a few discussions in general chat about Trump so it must be something to do with that.
>>37411
Yeah. I was only level 31 but it's still pretty annoying. I should've known the mods were cucks ever since they admonished me for saying "sieg heil".
No.37413
No.37414
No.37415
No.37416
>>37415
What happened to bame?
No.37417
>>37416
gukki here don't want to namefag bame started levelling alliance instead, he made the decision to liquidate all his gear/savings on horde and transfer it to his alliance guy (who seems to be banned now). As he wasn't going to be playing horde anymore he gave me GM.
No.37424
>>37423
nothing wrong with killing non-whites if they're in our country
No.37425
>>37424
It would ruin anon's life and wouldn't accomplish anything.
No.37426
>>37418
Because everything can get better. It's the same situation as "The call of the void." You look down off that bridge and think "I could jump" you're holding that knife and think "I could just slice my throat open" because what's the point of all this really? What are you really accomplishing? In the end, you don't do it, because you know everything can get better, you want to give yourself a second chance.
You can do that to other people too, the best part about normies is how malleable they actually are, they may not seem it when you talk to them, but they're weak. You tell them something and its stuck there in their head. They'll go home and remember it as they shower, as they try to sleep, they're just incapable of not worrying about what others think of them.
You just ask them "Have you ever taken a look at yourself deep down and thought what the hell am I doing with my life, because everything you're saying right now is ridiculous and you need to change."
They wont forget that, and they might actually take it to heart and change. If not, it'll at least serve to torture them for a while.
tl;dr: Normies don't realise how ridiculous they are, they don't look inwards. Tell them to.
No.37427
>>37424
I think they should be turned around and told that they have to go back, but you shouldn't start firing up the ovens or going full-Rambo on them just because they correctly heard that this was the place to come for all the gibs-me-dats. If the race war ever starts then it will be a different story, but we're not quite there yet, so keep your knives in your drawer and your spaghetti in your pockets for now.
>>37426
That sounds more like spreading depression and misery to me, I'd rather become less self-absorbed, less self-critical, and improve my own situation than try to bring everyone else down with nihilism and pointless introspection.
No.37428
Also there is now an Iggy Azalea spammer posting on "dead" boards, and we've been hit, so someone should probably delete that thread.
No.37430
No.37431
>>37430
Im really sad that Snake seems to have stopped streaming.
No.37432
>>37431
We all know what might've happened to him.
No.37434
>>37433
A prayer for the death of shitskin children?
No.37435
OFFICIAL BRITFEEL PHYSIO TIME
Grab a towel and perform this absolute beast of a stretch. With your raised arm, pull the one behind your back up as far as comfortably possible and hold for 30 seconds on each side. You are going to have some healthy shoulders after this, let me tell you.
OFFICIAL BRITFEEL PHYSIO TIME
No.37436
>>37435
just had a kebab and some cake, cant really be arsed lad
No.37437
>>37436
Wew lad, it's basically nothing.
No.37438
>>37433
>hold this food up to the TV whilst mommie takes a picture, sweetie
No.37439
>>37435
My cat is sitting on me. I don't want to move.
No.37440
>>37432
I know he's alive, he posts on his facebook still. I looked up his username on google and some bullies on a forum seem to have got him banned from twitch.
No.37441
No.37442
>>37440
>cant believe Jeremy kyle visited you in hospital before you passed he has kept his promises to u he rings me evreyday to see how i am and he gave me his mobile number we are good friends
Some things never change.
No.37443
>mum I'm really missing you tonight hope your watching me in heaven
;_;
No.37444
>>37442
he gets a daily phonecall from Jeremy Kyle, Hideo Kojima, Christian Bale, and god knows who else.
No.37445
Any good streams on lads?
No.37446
No.37447
No.37448
Happy easter Sunday friends, did you have any chocolate eggs today?
No.37449
>>37446
Good goy, Putin and the Russians are our enemies! Can you believe they don't like gays and multiculturalism??
No.37450
>>37448
My mum got me a chocolate rabbit thing and my nan got me an M&M's egg, but I don't really want to eat them. Feel icky just thinking about it, I've really gone off chocolate since I stopped eating everyday.
No.37451
>>37450
*eating it everyday, I still eat food.
No.37452
lads do you like this snake
No.37453
Happy Jesus is alive again day /feelers/
No.37454
No.37455
>>37454
B-But it's not curry night
No.37456
>>37455
try and stop me, normalfag
*unzips wakarazashi*
No.37457
>>37456
hehe your a cutie :3
*flops beside u and nuzzles*
No.37458
>>37457
*raises paw*
back the fuck off!?!?!??
No.37459
decided to try out the online CBT after all lads, lots of meme potential in it
No.37460
>>37449
Oh, it's got nothing to do with any of that.
They are just complete cunts in DOTA.
No.37461
>>37452
Pretty good looking snake.
No.37462
No.37463
No.37464
>>37460
Well, not a reason to hate Russians in general :^)
No.37465
>tfw dragged to pub with family
just want to hide lads
No.37466
My ban on Nostalrius was for gold trafficking.
No.37467
>>37465
you can come to my house and sit in awkward silence while I shitpost anon
No.37468
What are you all reading anons? I'm reading lolita, one of the best books I've read in a while.
No.37469
>>37448
No, but I made some hot cross buns on good friday, I messed up the crosses somewhat so they just looked like bread buns but they tasted great.
No.37470
>>37467
Thanks anon
W-where are you?
No.37471
>>37470
In Scotland lad, it should only take a few hours if you achieve Ussain Bolt mode
No.37472
No.37473
>>37466
How did you find out? Did you buy any gold or get sent any by anyone?
No.37474
>>37471
>tfw the fastest human athlete runs slower than a sausage dog
Why do humans even try?
No.37475
>>37466
Gukki / Butler btfo
No.37476
>>37473
I made a GM ticket on a new account. It must've been from when Gukki helped me trade some things cross-faction using the neutral AH. I hope he didn't get banned too.
G-Gukki?
No.37477
>>37474
I don't believe that Usain Bolt can't outrun a sausage dog.
No.37478
>>37471
You got your own place?
No.37479
>>37478
no but we can hide you in the cupboard
No.37480
>>37477
The average human cannot outrun a chicken.
No.37481
>>37468
Herodotus' Histories.
>Amasis' reign is said to have marked a high point in Egypt's fortunes in terms of what the river gave to the land and what the land gave to the people; there are also said to have been, in all, twenty thousand inhabited cities in Egypt in his time. Moreover, it was Amasis who ordained that every year every Egyptian should divulge how he made a living to the governor of his province, and decreed the death penalty for anyone who failed to do this or who could not show that he made a living in an honest fashion. Solon of Athens took this law over from Egypt and made it part of the legal system in Athens, where they should let it remain in force for ever, because it is an excellent law.
Who /wouldbedeadifthislawwasinplacenow/ here
No.37482
>>37476
You should definitely try an appeal and explain the situation, that you wanted to transfer your gold from your horde char to your new guy, they were both on the same account right?
Transferring gold between your own characters is allowed http://forum.nostalrius.org/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=12710&p=82069
There's been a big push by nostalrius to try and ban gold sellers so you might have been caught up in it.
No.37483
>>37476
>>37482
Btw none of my (gukki) accounts have been banned
No.37484
>>37481
>literally executing NEETs
fug
No.37485
>>37482
>>37483
I've made an appeal on the forums, I'm just waiting for them to deal with it now. But judging from that forum they're inundated with ban appeals, so it could take a while.
No.37486
If you had a gf, would you behave like a true man?
No.37487
>>37486
Do I have to hotpocket you lad?
No.37488
No.37489
>>37486
Oh boy I'm going to need two angry chinks for this one.
No.37490
>>37488
I don't want to, but the cuckposting is becoming a little too regular
No.37491
>come to comfy britfeel
>get triggered by cuckposting
No.37492
@meaty, you got a reply to your thread
>Greetings,
>Your account was banned for gold trafficking. This offence has already been confirmed and there is no opportunity for appeal. The account will stay permanently banned.
>It was not a result of cross faction transfer of anything between your own accounts.
>Feel free to create a new account and continue your journey on Nostalrius Begins, but follow the rules this time.
>Regards, GM Team.
No.37493
>>37492
I know lad. They're mistaken, but there's nothing I can do about it.
No.37494
>>37493
this is weird as fuck, if it wasnt for the transferring between accounts, what could have it been?
No.37495
>>37494
The only other thing I can think of is that I sometimes log in with a VPN, and the random foreign IPs might have made them suspect me. But to go from that to a permanent ban seems harsh. I've made a new thread (they locked my original one) mentioning it and explaining that I dindu nuffin.
No.37496
>>37492
>banned from Snake's stream
>banned from wow
Meaty getting btfo all round
No.37497
>>37496
The latter doesn't bother me too much, but the former…please, lad, the wounds are still tender.
No.37498
>>37497
shouldn't have been such a bully :v)
No.37499
>>37496
He literally banned me from snakes stream just because snake told him to.
No.37500
No.37501
>>37499
shouldn't have been such a bully lad ;)
No.37502
>>37500
I have reason to be, meatycuck.
No.37503
>withdrawing some money
>someone steps behind me to wait
>prepare myself for death
No.37505
>>37503
Yo boss lend me £10
No.37506
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I want to eat one of these.
No.37507
>>37506
That's a puffball mushroom right?
No.37508
No.37509
>>37508
Whoever figures out how to farm them is going to make some decent money.
No.37510
>>37506
that man's shirt is nxtlvl
No.37511
Lads, not gonna lie, I think my alcoholism has reached a new peak. Currently splayed out on a park bench in Aberdeen city, if anyone's up for a chat i d appreciate it
No.37512
>>37511
That's pretty bad anon, it was a cold night in Yorkshire, I hope you got home alright.
No.37513
>>37506
I didn't know you guys were into >>>/myco/
Always make sure they are white inside when you find them, mistaking an earthball for a puffball isn't easy( a young stump puffball may look like a small earthball) but can be poisonous. Puffballs should always be white (if off yellowing occurs taste will be an issue) whereas Earthballs start off black.
I found a black bracket fungus on a large old oak yesterday, i'm going to return in summer and I hope my suspicions are correct I may have found a tree infected with beefsteak mushroom
Anyone here /chickenofthewoods/?