No.17520
/britfeel/ - Dead Thread Edition
So it's been hot as shit for the last 2 weeks, but today I'm finally getting some rain and some fog and it feels pretty comfy today. Also it's my dogs birthday, so we're taking him out as a family later, should be fun.
No.17522
>>17520
happy birthday to your dog, it was my sisters birthday yesterday, so we did family stuff then.
Also it's chucking it down here, nice and comfy
No.17523
>>17520
Happy birthday to your dog, how old is he now?
About the thread, I remember an anon somewhere mentioning that it's a little known fact that there is an internet-wide "summer slump" in terms of traffic, because everyone starts either going outside, or just feeling too hot and lazy to go on the computer.
It seems 8ch is not immune to this phenomenon, especially boards that are fairly low on posters to begin with. It should start to pick up again as summer comes to close however.
In the meantime, perhaps we should consider advertising the board some more.
No.17524
>>17520
Happy birthday Mr doge.
>>17523
Yeah summer slump definitely happens. Also the Captcha stuff might have put people off. Not sure where we can advertise. Do they still have britfeel threads on halfchan? Haven't been back in ages.
No.17525
>>17523
He's 3 now, still acts like a puppy though.
I can see the summer slump though, even I've been trying to spend more time outside lately, plus captcha on mobile is really annoying, since exodus is a piece of crap.
They do have threads on halfchan, but last time I checked they seemed completely different to when we left.
No.17526
>>17519
>Had good fun finishing off Spyro earlier
I had no idea you were even streaming
No.17527
>>17524
> Do they still have britfeel threads on halfchan?
yeah, I don't browse them either anymore, only went back after some anon complained because someone still copies and pastes our posts over there kek.
No.17528
>>17526
Sorry, I alluded to it in >>17515 , but I didn't drop the link which perhaps I should have done. Doing that feels a bit like shilling though, especially as I'd streamed every night since Wednesday.
No.17529
>>17528
a random post saying "I might as well" doesn't really allude to anything
In fact, other than the first time you streamed I had no idea you'd been doing it every night either.
why do people do this to me
No.17530
>>17529
Wednesday: >>17394
Thursday: >>17464
Friday: >>17489 in response to "Tx81z nows your time to shine"
Saturday: >>17528 in response to "Any streamfeel tonight?"
I thought it was obvious myself but I guess not.
No.17531
>>17530
That last one was supposed to be >>17515
No.17532
yeah, don't worry about shilling man, I haven't been able to catch any brit streams yet
No.17533
>>17532
I really need things spelled out for me
No.17534
>>17532
me too, if I don't see the link to the stream I just read the post and don't register in my mind what it is
No.17535
>mfw had the streamfeel all to myself
No.17536
>>17535
I did think it was a little odd it was just you and me, plus whoever that dave bloke was that just said "Nice" when I reached the credits.
No.17537
>>17536
advertise it better and I'll come along, not like I've got anything better to do
No.17538
Just ordered some new PC bits (well, a whole system) and had a depressing thought that the next 2 weeks of work are going to be spent paying for it.
No.17539
>>17536
That dave was spooky as fuck. Like he had been watching the whole time and waited for his moment to strike.
No.17540
>>17538
What parts did ya get?
No.17541
I remember being really great at BF2, now I'm complete shit at it
No.17542
Hello britfeel, thought I'd pop in. Been in hospital for fucking time. Things seem pretty lonely in here, has everyone gotten jobs, gfs and now enjoying their summers not online?
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No.17544
>>17543
Aye, a month or two ago these threads were hitting the 6/700 mark fairly easily. With people just having a comfy chat about shit.
If Scottish Anime guy is about. I've found an anime I like, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I watched the shit out of it, then read the manga.
No.17545
>>17542
Spent some time out in the sun reading, and gone back to work 3/4 days a week, so I've definitely been around less, but I feel like a few of us are missing.
No.17546
>>17542
someone mentioned it earlier in the thread (or maybe last thread) but generally around summer people post less. It's obviously more noticeable here when we have a small userbase as it is.
From Mod stats I can see we've only had about 9 UIDs in this thread so far, the average seems to be around 30. Though the previous thread had 82 so who the fuck knows.
No.17547
>long lost sequel to "To Kill a Mockingbird" released
>Liberal types were super excited due to TKAM having a major anti-racism theme (main character Atticus Finch defends a negro against rape charges)
>the new book shows Atticus as a huge racist who says he doesn't want negroes infesting his town
Liberals BTFO
No.17548
>>17547
>long lost
meant "long awaited" but you get the idea
No.17549
>>17545
>>17546
Well that's probably why it's so dead then, I've been in hospital for a few weeks so haven't been about.
No.17550
>>17549
Damn, that's a shame. Hope you're doing okay.
No.17551
>>17549
And I thought my hayfever was bad enough, hope you're doing OK.
>>17546
>82
Maybe we have a lot of mobile users? I know my id can change throughout the day because of it.
No.17552
>>17550
>>17551
It's cool, was too hot though with shit air conditioning. Had a lumber puncture. Which was properly grim as the paki doctor didn't Anesthetise the area right first time so felt the massive needle go in to my spine. So then they needed to do it again as I squirmed and he lost the position.
No.17553
>>17552
That sounds like a fucking nightmare.
No.17554
>>17552
Reminds me of the last trip to the dentist. They put the local anaesthetic on and start drilling, suddenly I get an insane amount of pain. Managed to yell stop and they luckily did, they then did the local anaesthetic again. Second time was not lucky. They got it right third time, just thinking about that moment makes me sweat.
No.17555
>>17553
>>17554
I was screaming, as you could feel the needle crunch through cartilage and shit, it was like insane amount of pressure that made your legs feel funny and like your head would pop.
I'm sorry about your dentist experience man, that's terrifying.
No.17556
>>17555
holy shit dude, I've never been in hospital properly, but I'm going in for surgery in a few months and stories like that freak me out
No.17557
>>17556
I'm sure you'll be fine man, my local hospital is notorious for being shit unfortunately.
No.17558
>>17557
thanks man, and that's shit, hope you're ok now
No.17559
Alright lads, how is everyone today?
>trying to order a present for my 5 year old cousin's birthday
>no gender categories for toys
>all the dolls were dressed like cheap backalley whores
I'm not made for this world you guys.
>>17524
>Captcha stuff
this has been an issue for me, I go to make a post, remember the captcha and just leave it sometimes.
No.17560
>>17559
Blame the feminists for both of those problems.
No.17561
>>17558
Aye, just taking it easy, my CNS has been affected, so been proper poorly.
>>17559
You right mate? Just buy her a toy dog. Far superior. Plus all little kids like animals.
No.17562
>>17561
sounds shit mate, glad you're doing better.
Yeah, something cuddly for a five year old is usually good.
No.17563
>>17561
>>17562
I got her those bead things you can make art with, hopefully she likes 'em.
Also went fishing today but I caught my line on a rock and it cut clean off ;_;
Going to try again tomorrow.
No.17564
>do you have this mic
>no, it's the one I want
NEVER
FORGET
No.17565
No.17566
>>17563
Do you enjoy fishing? My grandad loved it, he was in the navy though and always wanted to be near the water, when I was about 4 or 5 we'd go around the giant pond in the local park and talk to all the fishermen in the morning, and they'd give me a pet maggot to hold onto and name, while I wander around.
I bet most parents would sue if a their kid were handed some live bait.
No.17567
>>17566
I actually find maggots weirdly cute
I'm studying failing entomology atm though and their part of my dissertation, so that might be why
No.17568
>>17566
> they'd give me a pet maggot to hold onto and name, while I wander around.
No.17569
>>17566
I do, but I haven't fished in years so I'm incredibly shit at the moment. Fisherman are always up for a chat for some reason, friendly people.
No.17570
>>17564
>DON'T BRING UP MY PERSONAL LIFE AGAIN
He was an angry cuck.
No.17571
>>17564
>>17565
>>17570
what are you guys talking about?
No.17572
>>17570
cause he was a cuck in denial
No.17573
Just got back from visiting my sister and going for a meal out with my dad, and afterwards we walked around outside beside the lake for a bit too. It was nice.
>>17542
Glad to hear you're alright after all that, I'd half suspected you had died. Yeah activity has been fairly low the last couple of weeks, it's been very noticeable that some regulars haven't been around as much, or at all in some cases.
Even myself, after years of not leaving my room (especially in summer), I've been outside walking almost everyday. Still here most evenings though.
No.17574
>>17571
his stream we watched where a mod for the streamer bought her an expensive as fuck microphone, the one that he wanted but "couldn't afford". It was pretty funny.
No.17575
>>17574
>another britfeel activity that I somehow inadvertently missed
t-thanks
No.17576
>>17567
>>17568
They are cute! I'm not sure why. My grandad would make me say goodbye at the front garden. And we'd get a new one the following week.
>>17573
It's picking up again now, I guess posting attracts more posters.
No.17577
>>17576
when someone pops in after an absense with some interesting things to talk about, naturally everyone starts responding. Without that spur, it's just the same people with nothing new to say (because they've just been sitting here the whole time)
No.17578
>>17577
Ah! Well it's ace speaking to you all, glad all is well.
No.17579
>>17577
>just the same people nothing new to say (because they've just been sitting here the whole time)
This. I'm painfully aware that there's always at least 5 - 10 of us around with nothing to say, just checking the thread every 10 minutes all day to see if someone else has posted anything that we can respond to.
No.17580
>>17579
that's what I spend my time doing, glad to know I'm not the only sad bastard with nothing better to do
No.17581
>>17576
say goodbye to the maggot? that is cute.
Although in large numbers the smell is the worst part, also the noise, I went to a maggot farm to pick up some stuff for my experiments, it was pretty shit
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No.17584
Anyone else got an annoying video on loop at the bottom of this thread? I have ad block on so fuck knows lol
No.17585
>>17584
I did have yesterday but it's not there anymore
No.17586
>>17579
>>17580
>>17582
>>17583
get a hobby lads
you don't need to be socially competent to have fun
No.17587
Tx81z have you decided what the next game will be?
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No.17589
>>17588
fishing
camping
hiking
competitive vidya
some sort of art
woodwork, leatherwork or metalwork
Just got to go with something that might interest you. I know lots of us on here enjoy going for walks so getting into hiking/camping would be a good natural extension of that.
No.17590
>>17586
All my hobbies involve sitting at the computer, or at least being in my room with the computer on, so /britfeel/ is only ever a click away. Aside for my new-found interest in going walkabouts of course, but that's only an hour a day, tops.
>>17587
Not yet, still open to suggestions. I have hundreds of gigabytes worth of games for PC and consoles, a full No-Intro rom set, and I've got a 38 Mbps download speed, so it's usually no issue for me to download pirate anything I don't have. As long as it can run on a modern PC or an emulator it will be fine.
I do tend to avoid western RPGs, strategy games, online games, and things like that though, if you're curious about my personal preference.
No.17591
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17588
I can recommend gardening. Me and the only friend from school i'm still in contact with are going to try somthing called 'Geocaching' this week. Didn't think there would be any around here since i'm in the rural west country, but there's quite a few around my town.
No.17592
>>17590
Have you got any that you've been thinking of playing? I'm pretty bad at suggesting games ;_;
No.17593
>>17591
I've done geocaching, it's pretty fun, especially when they're well hidden.
I also do origami, keeps my hands busy.
No.17594
>>17590
I can recommend deadly premonition for good japanese fucked-up-ness
No.17595
>>17594
> 2/10 IGN
Kek even IGN don't understand the japs
No.17596
>>17594
Never played that, thanks for the suggestion. I will say I do tend to avoid survival horror, as I'm a bit of a pussy. I couldn't even play through Bioshock because it was giving me the creeps so bad.
>>17592
I'm still leaning towards Tomb Raider 1, which will be staying well within my comfort zone, but oh well.
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No.17598
>>17597
I've got that, I can play that for sure. Had it as a kid too, always brings back memories of this one time I stayed off school with a cold and went through several rolls of toilet paper after running out of proper tissues. I was trying so hard to play the game but my nose would not stop dripping.
No.17599
>>17595
it's…polarising
10/10 on destructoid I think
No.17600
>>17596
it's a bit creepy, but not too bad imo, the funny bits out weigh it
No.17601
>I say that the white boys are devils and dangerous because of their calcified pineal gland, which disables them from tapping into the higher level frequencies of the planet. They do not understand it and so, therefore, destroy it in hopes of obtaining and maintaining "supremacy." The white boy isn't even a race. lol. They're a mutation of black Africans, who came back down from the Caucasus mountains baring no soul from the lack of sun. Their hair became straight, their noses narrowed, their lips thinned, and their pigment gone. Inwardly, their genetics weakened and so did their organs. This is why there is a rush to adopt little African children. If the white race weren't the silver tonged devils that they are then this wouldn't be a problem. However, they are. They adopt them to harvest their organs.
If this isn't the devil, then what is? 
arguing with people on youtube brings out some real gems sometimes.
No.17602
>>17598
whatever you play, if you're planning on playing tonight pls start sooner rather than later
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No.17604
>>17602
and if you do play deadly premonition please stream it, I really want to see people reacting to the fucked-up-ness, it's also a great game
isn't that right Zach?
No.17605
>>17603
all I get is "loading video"
No.17606
>>17605
for me it works for a bit with constant starting and stopping, then it just stops altogether
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No.17608
>>17607
yeah no way I can watch it like this
shame
No.17609
>>17606
>>17607
>>17608
Does it happen for you on other channel's streams or just mine?
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>>17610
>>17611
Fug, I'll lower the bitrate and restart the stream after this level and see if that does anything.
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No.17614
>>17613
yeah seems to be running a lot smoother now
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No.17616
>>17615
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
I'm off to bed myself. Had fun streaming again, even if I was pretty terrible at the game. Never even made it that far into the game before actually, that rocket launcher is pretty neat. Goodnight guys.
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No.17619
>>17617
RIP.
If the board appoint someone who is in favour of mobile f2p games I'm declaring Nintendo dead.
No.17620
>mfw my mum is catching onto my plan
No.17621
>>17620
>Pls cn u cum+help me unload
No.17622
>>17620
why is your mum texting like a 14 year old and telling you about her pap test?
No.17623
>>17622
she always texts and shes the sort of person who tells you every detail, pisses me off lol
No.17624
>>17620
Tell her she should support neet rights, or else she'll be first against the wall when the beta uprising happens.
No.17625
>>17623
>tfw your mum doesn't text you updates about her cervix
Then again, I still live with her and rarely leave the house, so there's no reason for her to text me.
No.17626
Ordered a curry.
Tonight is a comfy night.
No.17627
>>17626
paki out ;4)
Get some extra for me m8
No.17628
finally spoke to my oneitus today lads
I planned it out in such an autistic and contrived fashion so that I couldn't stutter or fumble my words, and I actually managed to come across fairly calm and friendly. I was literally shaking after I walked away,it was like an adrenaline rush.
No.17629
>>17628
where did you speak to her?
No.17630
>>17628
We NEED a transcript of the conversation
No.17631
>>17628
first step to normiedom, well done mate
No.17632
>>17629
we work at the same place
>>17630
Unfortunately it was very specific to my situation so it wouldn't be of much use to anyone else
No.17633
>>17626
They delivered a tikka masala.
This is not what I ordered.
This is not a good day.
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No.17636
>>17635
okay, what kind of job?
No.17637
>>17633
Are you the guy who had the wrong thing delivered last time as well? Just phone them up mate, they're taking the piss now.
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No.17640
>>17639
you know nothing, anon
No.17641
>>17640
nah I knew it would be retail
No.17642
>>17641
well retail is the bottom-barrel of wage-slavery, so it's not that great a prediction.
No.17643
>>17642
wasn't claiming to be a great prediction lad
No.17644
>>17637
Yep, literally done this twice in a row now.
Curry is something I look forward to on a Monday and these people are just taking it right from me.
No.17645
>>17644
Ring up and complain then you spastic, they'll send you the proper one with no extra cost.
No.17646
>>17635
you worried about people doxing you or something?
No.17647
>>17646
I wouldn't be the first, would I
No.17648
>>17647
Dox anon lurks in the shadows. Waiting to pounce friend.
No.17649
I'm drunk, can we raid a twitch stream?
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No.17653
>>17645
But I ate it.
I was too hungry to wait. I work over dinner time and I only had a slice of bread for breakfast.
No.17654
Tried to go to bed super early, but despite feeling really tired I just couldn't. Guess I'll play some batman.
No.17655
So after 20.5 weeks (just under 5 months) of nofap admittedly with a few close calls here and there, and a single wet dream, I finally fapped and came. The orgasm was really intense, and it only took me about 15 seconds to reach it.
Not sure what to do now though. I could relax my rules and allow myself to fap once every week or two, or I could try to avoid porn and lewd images altogether, which I wasn't really doing after the first month or so.
No.17656
>>17655
fucking hell lad, that's a long time
Was it worth it?
No.17657
>>17655
>20.5 weeks
That's… impressive.
No.17658
>>17655
why? what do you get out of no-fap? I mean if you're addicted or something I can see quitting, but wanking every so often isn't bad for you is it?
No.17659
>>17656
>Was it worth it?
I'd say so, it gave me a strong feeling of self-control, stopped me from wasting my life fapping to hentai all day (which made it easier for me to start going outside), and re-sensitised me to the sexual appeal of 3DPD.
This last week has probably been my worst in terms of keeping myself in check and sticking to my routine due to coming back from holiday, falling ill, then failing to get my sleep pattern going again, so that's probably why I lapsed.
>>17658
I felt like it was hindering me from developing as a person, keeping me hooked on my computer with the curtains shut and my dick in my hand all day.
No.17660
>>17658
It's a test of will.
No.17661
>>17658
Because some video came out in about 2010 about nofap. 2010 was the prime era for fedora tippers, classy gents and nice guys who were completely unaware of why girls don't want to have sex with them.
They watched 7 minutes of it and thought
>YES, so THIS is why I'm not getting any sex. It's not the stench, it's not my awkward attitude, it's not the fact that the IQ of Christians was literally the first thing I spoke about. It's my debilitating habit of masturbating once or twice a day.
And that's basically it.
No.17662
>>17659
well if it's all day then fair enough on quitting. Guess I just have really low libido, I barely make twice a week most of time
No.17663
Can I keep yazoo milkshakes out the fridge?
No.17664
>>17661
I'm not sure what nofap did to you to get you so mad about it, but if it helps, I've never worn or owned a fedora nor seen a video that came out in 2010.
No.17665
No.17666
>>17665
>getting buttflustered at people trying to improve themselves
Is this you as well? >>17643
You're a passive-aggressive little sod, aren't you?
No.17667
>>17666
I assume he's our resident autist.
No.17668
How do I make money on uber?
No.17669
>>17665
You mean how does nofap help? I said how it helped me in >>17659 .
Everyone's got their own reasons, because everyone's life is different. It's not simply a case of "they wear a particular hat, they smell bad, and various other strawmen".
Personally I'm trying to overcome severe social anxiety and NEEThood, and I've found that taking the unnecessary act of cumming into tissues several times a day away has helped, along with many other lifestyle changes. I didn't do it to "make girls have sex with me" or "because I think it's unhealthy", but they aren't necessarily bad reasons either.
>>17667
There's a few here, me being one of them.
No.17671
>>17668
Just checked.
You sign up, wait a long time whilst they preform background checks to make sure you're not a potential serial killer, check to see if your car is "acceptable" (if it's an old car, you're out) and that's it.
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No.17673
>>17672
That's unfortunate mate, it's only 28.3 C in my room tonight.
I've had a thermometer for years so I know my room being uncomfortably "hot" for me is usually 30 C and above, and the hottest it has ever been in here was 34.6 C.
Any idea what the exact temperature is in your room?
No.17674
>>17673
No idea, but I'm sweating a lot.
No.17675
Lads, what's you're favorite curry?
No gookshit.
No.17676
>>17675
I've pretty much only had the one that my mum makes, which I believe is a mixture of korma and tikka masala, and it's not spicy at all.
I once had a spicy one it probably wasn't that spicy, and I had tears running down my face while eating it. Never again.
No.17677
>>17675
Nippon curry and sticky rice
No.17679
I'm off to bed, tomorrow I will make an effort to push myself back into the good habits I had previously developed.
Reminder to my future self tomorrow morning to stop lying there on my tablet, get out of bed and have a shower, it's been 4 or 5 days since the last one. And don't even think of turning the computer on until that's done.
Goodnight guys.
No.17680
About to start work, fantasising about being a vigilante. Britain are actually the bad guys, its not as if we don't need one.
No.17681
>>17666
>You're a passive-aggressive little sod, aren't you?
I was thinking that too. There's the self-acknowledging autists who you can sympathise with when they misunderstand things, then there's the ones who just grate on you with their attitude.
No.17682
>>17523
I thought i'd been shadow banned(just being blocked from viewing new threads somehow) because I could not see new threads at the top of the catalogue, i've since come to realise I had it set to sort by reply count.
I bet you missed me
No.17683
>>17682
I'll admit I've done the same thing before, but only for a couple of minutes at the most.
How long did you have it like that, days? Weeks? Months?
Either way, welcome back.
No.17684
Jesus fucking Christ I asked one question and I'm the one who's buttflustered?
What's your problem
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No.17686
>>17683
about a month & thanks I should be a little less depressed upon the realization that you aren't all hiding from me
>I don't feel it
No.17687
>>17684
I think he interpreted it as a passive aggressive response from the anti-nofap guy rather than a genuine question. I answered it wih a genuine answer anyway so whatever.
Text based communication a shit some times, I used to get into arguments through misinterpretation all the time when I was 14-16 on msn. Thinking about it, that's probably part of the reason I lost my friends and started getting really anxious about talking to people when I can't see their facial expression, body language or tone of voice.
No.17688
>>17684
Maybe you're not meaning to but you're coming across as very blunt and confrontational.
No.17689
>>17686
Hey sheep guy, I missed ewe.
No.17690
>>17689
I'm here now and all is wool that ends wool right ?
No.17691
>>17688
By asking "how does it help?"
How is that confrontational? You're the one being confrontational if anyone is..
No.17692
>>17661
''>Because some video came out in about 2010 about nofap. 2010 was the prime era for fedora tippers, classy gents and nice guys who were completely unaware of why girls don't want to have sex with them.
>
>They watched 7 minutes of it and thought
>
>>YES, so THIS is why I'm not getting any sex. It's not the stench, it's not my awkward attitude, it's not the fact that the IQ of Christians was literally the first thing I spoke about. It's my debilitating habit of masturbating once or twice a day.
>
>And that's basically it.''
>>17691
If I may try and defuse this situation of confusion I believe you were misquoted and the above post was what the original buttblasted comment was aimed at. I may be wrong ?
No.17693
>>17691
Except it's not just me that thought it, at least one other anon agreed
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>>17695
I just feel so worthless. Why am I so unappealing as a human being? I'm not the typical mopey robot, I'm usually pretty upbeat. Yet people seem to default to "dislike" the moment they meet me
No.17698
>>17696
how'd you know they dislike you?
I probably won't be much help, I don't like people much, so not being liked back doesn't bother me
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No.17700
>tfw no comfy sailing game.
No.17701
>>17700
Ever played Wind Waker?
No.17702
>>17701
Yeah, I love zelda games, but I was thinking something more like eurotruck but sailing.
No.17703
>>17702
That would be pretty neat, but there wouldn't be much to see or do.
Wind Waker could get pretty boring just sailing across the map, even though it had islands everywhere.
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No.17705
>>17700
Black flag is pretty damn comfy as far as sailing goes. Plus the shanties are GOAT. I'd say it's almost certainly the closest you'll find to what you're after (there's also the whole rest of the game but you could in theory ignore all that and just sail)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QOfC1PEKt1U
No.17706
>>17703
Sailing was my favourite bit of wind waker, I never got bored of it like a lot of others.
I'd just love to be sailing through a nice HD sea on a boat, knock the engine off and cruise.
No.17707
>>17706
I've been sailing irl, it's not as fun
No.17708
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17700
Naval action matey.
If you can put up with the tosser who is narrating the video.
No.17709
>>17704
I'm playing 2007scape if anyone is interested.
No.17710
>>17709
Sure thing
I will watch anything
No.17711
>>17710
Okay, here you go.
http://www.twitch.tv/a_windowlicker
Could play some crash bandicoot maybe. Stream I watched yesterday here made me want to play it again.
No.17712
I'm off to bed, didn't really do anything today besides tinker with things on my computer, but if nothing else I at least had a shower. Hopefully I can get out for a walk or something tomorrow. Goodnight guys.
No.17713
No.17714
To the guy who asked in the twitch chat.
Figured out how to stream emulators, but too tired to stream.
Perhaps tomorrow.
No.17715
No.17716
>>17707
It is hard work, but the open waters and a world that is your oyster contains an allure that I just can't put to bed. I'm aiming to get a boat one day. One of my customer's job is sailing yachts for rich people to classy destinations in the med like St Tropez and such where they can just fly to and lounge around on their boats.
No.17717
>>17716
I'd love to work on a ship but I don't have the qualifications to get a sponsorship and I don't know how else to. Working on a container ship is apparently really hard to get into as well.
No.17718
>>17717
Industrial work doesn't seem comfy though, I don't think Id enjoy working on a container ship.
It's the only reason I want money, to just buy a boat and chill.
No.17720
>>17717
Don't you just need a few GSCE's to get into the Royal Navy ? a few years RN will get you east entry to the merchant navy.
I'd no be up for either navies lol, my old drinking buddy (think surragate grandad when I say old) started as a DEEP then spent a good few years in the Merchant and he used to have some amazing stories from the world over about him and his shipmates antics.
>>17718
Me too, just grow the green and save the cash for a boat (thats the only way I see to obtain my dream retirement of chilling on far away atolls)
No.17721
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>>17720
also old as in dead so we don't go for a pint anymore
No.17722
>>17720
I'm too depressed to leave my house, let alone train myself up to join the Royal Navy.
No.17723
>>17722
It sounds like a vicous circle that mate, try starting with just a few sit ups and pull ups every day maybe ?
No.17724
>>17723
There is no way around having to run.
I don't like going out so it's hard for me to go running.
No.17725
>tfw multiple successful tinder conversations going
>tfw taste of the chad life
>tfw can't talk to women IRL and the most I usually get is a look of contempt and/or disgust.
It's a strange feel. My years of image board use have made me reasonably witty via text, but I can transmit absolutely zero of this charm into reality.
No.17726
>>17724
>too depressed to leave the house
>I don't like going out
Why is that? Do you stay in to avoid some form of anxiety, or something else?
Only asking because that was why I kept myself inside for years which kept me depressed, and I found a way of getting past it that works for me.
No.17727
>>17726
I've tried going out, and do still sometimes, it doesn't help.
I don't have anything to go out for, either.
No.17728
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No.17729
>>17728
>tfw no qt eastern european gf
In fact.
>tfw no cool eastern european folklore and culture.
>tfw no krampus rattling his chains in the winter.
No.17730
>>17729
>tfw we're a western state (Jewish) and have no culture, unity or folklore anymore.
No.17732
>>17727
>I don't have anything to go out for, either.
I don't have a specific objective either, it's mostly a case of me doing it for the sake of not being cooped up in my room, which I know makes my depressive and anxious tendencies worse after extended periods of time.
You ever looked into CBT? It can help overcome the black and white thinking and automatic negative thoughts that people going through depression struggle with, and can help convince them that taking action now, whether it's immediately enjoyable or not, is for the best in the long run.
Of course, if you don't yet want to go through the process of fixing your issues, which is never a pleasant experience, you probably won't. I put it off for years, because "what's the point", "I can't be bothered" and "it's easier to just sit here and not do that". It wasn't until I had a nervous breakdown and several world-view-changing epiphanies that I began seeking help and pushing myself to resolve the issues I had with my current life.
No.17733
>>17732
sunshine has also been proven to help improve moods, it's to do with circadian rhythms, so even if you have no reason to go outside just going for a walk can help.
No.17734
>>17733
isn't lacking vitamin D and depression related aswell ?
No.17735
Just made this and put it up as my facebook cover photo.
Do you think normalfags will know what the flags are?
No.17736
No.17737
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ALxHupi8s0
I was going to cry at some point in the video, but I was overcome with anger instead.
No.17738
Currently Writing my CV as I need to apply for jobs and stuff, I've put down my education stuff and past jobs, and I'm now struggling to write a it about myself.
Am I missing anything?
No.17739
>>17738
I've never written one myself, nor do I know what a good one looks like, sorry.
No.17740
>>17738
look up templates online that's what I did
No.17741
>>17738
the one I got sent this week has:-
Personal Profile
I consider myself great at challenges trustworthy and able to work in a team or on my own blah blah blah
Work Experience
self explanatory
Education
self explanatory
Interests
self explanatory
Acheivements
first aid
duke of edinburgh
football awards
if you have any gaps in employment a now brankrupt firm such as Woolworths or travelling around America are good excuses as employers will want to know why you were deemed unemployable in your past
No.17742
>>17735
weren't they involved in the Dylan Roof thing?
No.17743
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
No.17744
>>17731
>Black guys go up to groups of white girls and ask them "do they like black guys"
>Implying they can say anything except yes
Lets be real, they can't say "no" to them because they'll be utterly vilified for being horrible racists, and they also risk the black guys chimping out on them.
No.17745
>>17744
No, they'd ignore them and keep walking.
They really do love black guys because they're degenerate whores. You think they're lying when they scream 'I LOVE BLACK GUYSSSS' into the microphone at the top of their lungs?
No.17746
>>17745
At least it's americans
No.17747
>>17746
It's not much different here, just less overt.
No.17749
No.17750
>>17749
I will later if nobody else does.
No.17751
>>17749
wheres snake been at lately?
No.17752
Just got back from a 2 hour 20 minute walk with my mum. We walked over to a nearby lake and walked around most of it, we stopped off at a pub restaurant and had an ice cream sundae each too. Really nice evening.
No.17753
>>17752
Sounds comfy m8, 2 and a half hours aye, how far do you reckon you walked overall? I'm trying to get into hiking at the moment and walked 10 miles the other day but didn't think of timing it
No.17754
No.17755
>>17693
I still don't see how asking a question is confrontational but like another anon said it was probably just a misinterpretation on your part
No.17756
>>17755
> it was probably just a misinterpretation on your part
it might be that you jumped into the convo at the wrong time and I was thinking of the guy before, yeah.
No.17757
>>17756
yeah I wasn't the guy against no fap just the one asking about it
No.17758
>>17753
Just worked it out, 4.1 miles in total. Longest walk I've done while not on holiday, I don't think I could manage anything close to 10 yet though.
No.17759
>>17754
Fuck, wanted to stream crash bandicoot but I can't get the audio to work on an emulator.
No.17760
No.17762
>>17761
lel, how did you find it?
No.17763
>>17761
10:49 The moderators of this room are: clarkey_1984, davegorman_456, grayfox1990, jellobanana_, solidsnake24610, sparkshalfnelson, welshwizard_30, xray96, yort25_
For fucksake, no doubt they'll be SJW again
No.17764
>>17762
Figured he hadn't been online in a while and looked through the games until I found ground zeroes, there he was kek.
No.17765
>>17764
based logic lad
how does he already have a ton of circlejerking mods already though
No.17766
>>17765
Probably from his psn group
No.17768
I've never actually seen him play before, is the game supposed to look this shit?
No.17769
>>17768
It's using the character models from the first MGS for effect.
No.17770
>>17768
well it's a ps2 port, isn't it?
I don't think he plays anything except this one level over and over
No.17771
No.17772
>>17769
Oh this makes sense.
Also, is the elapsed time at the top for the stream or this mission alone?
No.17773
No.17774
>You will have an imaginary dead dog to talk to all the time
No.17775
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
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No.17783
>mfw I look at Snake like that
No.17784
>>17780
SAM WE GOT A BULLY HERE, GET RID OF HIM
No.17785
>>17784
m-meant to quote >>17783
No.17786
I can only watch a head come up so many times.
No.17787
>>17786
Honestly, it's like he has the mental capacity of a 10 year old.
No.17788
>snake about to drive the truck into the lake to make the water come up
>know there's a chat delay so type "hahaha the water came right up"
>he ends up not driving the truck quick enough and it doesn't fall off the edge, so the water doesn't come up at all
No.17789
>>17786
>>17787
I just find him so intense, never heard him say anything in a calm manner, it's amazing. Imagine what he's like in the shops when he's getting his fags and booze
No.17790
>>17787
Even when I was 10 I knew when something funny had lost it's humour through repetition, and I'm on the autism spectrum. Hell, even my 1 year old niece stops laughing after about the 5th time you do something that made her laugh.
This guy has been doing that one thing for hours, and that's just today. I know by looking through his facebook photos that he has been playing this one level since July last year ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202851185854646 ), so he's probably been doing it for about that long.
He has completely lost the plot.
No.17791
>>17790
Hahahaha fucking hell, has he really only played this level over and over again hours at a time. Jesus Christ.
I personally think he had a major breakdown due to a combination of his mum/dog dying and his GF (maybe wife I forget) leaving him. I mean, he couldn't of been the way he is now and had an actual GF who wasn't nuts herself
No.17792
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>a touch of frost my wife sausage and biscuit my mum and dad
>sausage puss
Wait… what?
No.17793
>>17792
>not liking a touch of frost my wife sausage and biscuit my mum and dad
pleb
No.17794
No.17795
No.17796
>>17792
>reddit
>>17794
He's had a least two cats since 2010, no sign of a dog between then and now though.
No.17797
No.17798
>>17792
checking out some of his other likes
>Herpes dating UK
>Busana Muslim corner
>Hottest Ukranian and Russian girls
>dating BBW singles
>Everything Bill Bixby
>PSN ladies
>about a hundred other dating/singles pages
>about 30 Freddy Krueger pages
>about 20 die hard / bruce willis pages
>How Gary Oldman says "Everyone" in Leon
>Christian Bale's shower scene in American Psycho
No.17799
>>17797
Was just about to post that myself, pretty much what I thought too. I'm intrigued.
No.17800
>Favourite Quotes
>im now a black belt in karate my wife left me 4 months ago after 10 years i need a girlfriend hope i find one soon
No.17801
No.17802
>>17797
that's a 100% his ex wife
amazing really
No.17803
>>17800
>my nickname is howling mad murdock i also need a girlfriend
No.17804
>With wife for 10 years and she leaves you and takes the cat.
>Move in with mum and she dies, leaving you alone in your flat, no one ever visits you
>So alone. Try and find friends on the internet by streaming your favourite game.
>Bullies come and try to make you feel bad.
I genuinely feel sorry for him, part of me wants to go to the pub he sings karaoke at.
No.17805
>>17800
laughing aside
>this bizarre autist was married for 10 years
>I still can't even get a gf
No.17806
>Favourite Programmes
>lady gaga judas
No.17807
>>17804
The part that makes it real for me is seeing his facebook timeline. Every day he seems to wake up crying either from loneliness or missing his mum.
And then posts it on facebook and invites any girls that might be reading to come over to his for a drink. https://archive.is/P8URp
>>17805
That baffles me as well, I can only assume he was a lot more sane back then.
No.17808
Did he delete all the old posts of him begging for girls to come to his house then?
No.17809
>mum hope your watching me in heaven miss you i also have found a girlfreind she is from leeds i ring her evreynight she is coming to visit me i n 2 weeks - 11 March
>mum hope your watching me today also i told you i have a girlfreind now she is from leeds she might be coming to visit me on friday and she has a beautiful slim body - 16 March
>Me and my dd sam r going to a strip club regards solid snake live at - 20 March
>my girlfreind is coming down from leeds today cant wait to see her slim body and mum keep watching me in heaven ok missing u - 23 April
>im looking for a girlfreind in newport if there are any single girls in newport please come to my place for a drink here is my home adress 3 hampden court newport wales - 7 May
No.17810
lmao was Yort one of us? Just got b& and lost his mod privileges for nothing
No.17812
>>17808
No they're still there, I just archive facebook stuff so I can see it without having an account, plus I archive everything out of habit anyway.
>>17809
>>17811
Poor bastard.
No.17813
>>17805
It just gives me hope lol
No.17814
>>17810
Lol what happened? Was he defending that anton guy?
No.17815
>>17814
He said "I'm a friend of him?" (someone trolling) quoting Snake but Snake though he was literally saying I'm a friend of his lol
No.17816
>>17815
Lmao
Well he wasn't one of us anyway so one less mod ain't a bad thing
No.17817
>i cant wait till xmas is gone wish mum was here though wish I was still living at mums but she is with god now wish Newport city holmes didnt have to move me into this 1 bedroom flat hate being on my own cant wait for xmas to go
No.17820
I don't know what do with my future lads, might not bother with college /uni and run away to the alps or something. I don't know if the education-> career route will make me happy or not. Austria always seemed nice, hiking/cycling all summer then cozy snowy winters.
No.17821
>>17820
sounds ideal lol but how would you gain an income?
No.17822
>>17821
I guess I would have to wageslave or maybe try to get a business going, be a chalet bitch or something.
Forgot cozy pic in last post
No.17823
>>17820
>I don't know what do with my future lads
Me neither, I'm just living one day at a time at the moment. It's a four year long moment, and none of those days involved employment, education or training.
No.17824
>>17823
Who cares, as long as you have your health
No.17825
>>17824
>Who cares
Me, because I want to be self-sufficient, able to afford better things, and have a girlfriend/wife.
My parents, because I'm using my mum's house and the stuff she buys, and possibly my dad's house in the near future too.
The average taxpayer, because I'm getting just over £200 of their earnings a fortnight for doing nothing besides be autistic and unemployed.
No.17826
Feeling pretty shit tonight lads, can't wait for autumn lol, I really just feel completely uncomfy right now and it's definitely part of whats getting me down.
No.17827
>>17826
Same lad, cannot wait for summer to end
No.17828
>>17826
>>17827
I really enjoy Summer personally, Autumn and Winter are when I usually get my worst depression. Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day have consistently been my lowest points over the last 10 years too, largely due to the fact they are social occasions that most people go out and enjoy while I've always sat at home on my own feeling lonely.
Anyway it's time I went to bed, goodnight guys.
No.17829
>>17828
Yeah good point, nye is always shit as I stay in. Night m8.
No.17830
>You've been spinning for 0:50:32.
I either love or hate leekspin, Im not sure.
Also, all those holidays (except for valentine) are amazing alone, Halloween you dress up as your favourite character from fiction and watch scary movies and movies their from maybe, you get to carve a pumpkin and have the smell go all through the house too. Then there's Christmas which is super comfy, sit by the fire, wear scarves and big coats, etc. Then on new years you can sit by the window and watch fireworks, while you've got jools holland on the Telly and a nice glass of cider.
No.17831
I always spend new years with family, it's a tradition now
No.17832
>>17831
I spend new years with my two friends playing monopoly
No.17834
>>17830
>>17831
>>17832
We never did anything for Halloween here, it was always that day where I wasn't allowed to dress up or go out, and the next day I'd have to listen to or read about all the fun things that everyone else had done together. It only got worse as I got older and fell into depression, so all I associate with the occasion now is being alone and miserable.
Christmas is alright, I usually spend the morning and noon at my mum's opening presents and then having dinner, then my dad picks me up and we go to my grandparent's house and open more presents. Usually a mix of comfy and awkward, due to having to be around lots of relatives that have spent decades together, but I don't really know any of them. I usually go upstairs on the computer out of the way as soon as I can.
My mum and her boyfriend always go out drinking and stuff on New Year's Eve, sometimes even going away for a few days, so I'm always sat at home alone in silence being reminded that another year has gone by and nothing has changed.
Valentine's just makes me want to kill myself.
No.17835
No.17836
So i applied for a job yesterday with a super barebones CV, just education, employment history (a month in a factory and 4 years supermarket seasonal) and as part of it, it gets uploaded to the site for other people to see, so a recruitment company saw it and have asked me to phone them because they have a position for me. It's been less than 24 hours.
No.17837
>>17836
that's pretty awesome, which site is it?
and be sure it's not an organ harvesting scheme or something
No.17838
EGX Birmingham are accepting submissions for Indie games for their little indie arcade.
might submit dolequest and get killed by pakis
No.17839
>>17836
They'll most likely offer you some temp work in a factory or warehouse. Once you're on their books and show them you're not a fuck up, you could have a steady stream of work
No.17840
>>17838
I'm near brum, do it and I'll come watch
No.17841
>>17839
It's an IT specific recruitment firm, so I'm hoping for something good. They know I have a degree too. (Even if it is a third from a polytechnic)
No.17843
>>17842
What the fuck,why would they spawn more than one?!
No.17844
>>17842
holy shit, poor kids, living with that must be hell, and with parents filming you al the time as well.
What have they got?
No.17845
>decide to update my profile picture
>2 likes
WHO /CHAD/ HERE?
No.17848
No.17849
No.17850
>>17849
Not sure I can stomach watching deja vu for the hundredth time
No.17851
>>17849
>>17850
>pffff head come up
>pffff head come up
>pffff head come up
>pffff head come up
>pffff head come up
>pffff head come up
>i'm just going to the toilet sam
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT SAM
>dont look at me like that
Every single time.
No.17852
>>17851
thanks to one of us he's also added "pfff leg twist" to his routine
No.17853
>>17852
Slowly but surely putting ideas into his head
No.17854
>>17853
sadly tonight it appears to be just me and his circlejerk mod group
No.17855
Reading up on pathfinder, the core rulebook is almost 600 pages, but Ive just about got my head around it.
No.17856
No.17857
>>17853 well since
>people are nothing more then a game to me
may as well
No.17858
No.17859
>>17858
no idea but he now thinks I'm a girl for some reason
No.17860
>>17855
Impressive mate, I couldn't get my head around a page of that kind of thing, let alone a book.
>>17856
I'm just noodling on the keyboard until I feel like going to bed myself. I need to be up at a decent time tomorrow so I can have a shower before my dad picks me up, because I'm supposed to be helping him move. You could always go to bed too, but I'm guessing you're probably not tired yet.
No.17861
what's the link? have I actually managed to be on time for a snake stream?
No.17862
>>17861
>have I actually managed to be on time for a snake stream?
not really, he's 4 hours in
No.17864
>>17863
cheers
>>17862
at least I've not missed it this time though
No.17865
wait, Sam was what the son of Sam's dead dog was called and he told him to kill people. I'm a bit worried now.
No.17866
>>17860
Its not too bad really, although pathfinder is a bit more complicated than World of Darkness, which I'm used to, as there's a lot going on with modifiers on the character sheets. You also need to keep a bunch of info on hand for monsters, NPC's and stuff, which could get annoying, especially as Im reading from PDF's.
Getting read up on the rules and then I'm gunna do a bit of worldbuilding, then plan out some plot. Maybe I'll actually get to play this one day, one of the people I talk to about RPG's is only 45 minutes away
No.17868
>>17867
no, dammit, never mind, the dog was Harvey, the guy who owned it was Sam (the neighbour of the killer) still disturbing though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz
No.17869
Wow, I've not seen this new "Head come up" gimmick before. How long does this usually last for?
No.17870
No.17871
>>17870
I don't know if I can take it much longer, it's driving me nuts
No.17872
I dont understand why he thinks its so funny, or why he thinks things would change. it's just the same animation over and over.
No.17873
My favourite bit from his okcupid profile:
"also love the bill tv series my favourite officer is pc des taviner i also hate cheaters im a very faithful person if i get a text from a girl i will eat myself i think i have a ugly face if any girl thinks im attractive text me 07856084649 uk girls only please not interested in scammers also im hardly online so please try and text thanks girls 07856084649 i also love dancing love my 80s music also had in post today batman 1966 complete tv series on blu ray limited edition boxset love the letter from adam west"
No.17875
>>17872
BUT IN DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE MAP DUDE
No.17876
I've never play MGS but this has to be the easiest setting or even the tutorial right? I mean the A.I. doesn't even react to anything
No.17877
>>17873
>The six things I could never do without
>Star wars pinball ps1 ps3 ps4 Metal gear solid franchise mum
>mum
No.17878
Is Snake streaming? Link?
No.17879
No.17881
No.17882
>>17879
>>17881
>lmao
>Lmao wtf
Stop.
Good find though, he seems to be a big fan of jailbait gymnast and dancer girls.
No.17883
No.17884
Well I'm off to bed, it's pretty hot in here though so I might struggle getting to sleep. Goodnight guys.
No.17885
No.17886
For the first time in my life I cooked something that wasn't a microwave meal today. I made a cottage pie.
I feel good right now, it tasted good and I feel pretty great about myself. Can't wait to make something tomorrow.
Before today I hadn't used a kitchen appliance that wasn't a microwave.
Still have some minced beef left, anyone know any other things I can make?
No.17887
>>17886
Well done mate, glad it turned out nice. I want to start cooking soon myself, I'm similar in that I've only ever used the microwave, the toaster, and the oven for frozen food, I've never done proper cooking before.
The only other meal I can think of that involves minced beef is spaghetti bolognese, it's what I had today actually my mum made it of course.
No.17888
>>17886
Lasagne
Spaghetti bolognese
'Chilli'
Cooking is one of the few things I have an interest in, it's nice because you don't have to leave your house to do it and it kills time.
No.17889
>>17886
Could go with some Taco's for something a bit less traditional.
No.17890
Went into that agency and filled in some forms lads, all of them were super qt's. If they get me a job I might bake them some cakes as a thankyou and an excuse to see them again.
No.17891
>>17890
>If they get me a job I might bake them some cakes as a thankyou and an excuse to see them again
Alpha as fuck mate, do it.
No.17893
>>17892
Oh shit he is streaming the video just loaded.
No.17894
He's subscribed to loads of 13 years old and under gymnasts and dancing girls.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4XgsBj-QkTaNM1NNJdRC-g
No.17895
>>17894
Downloading Visual Studio Express for Windows Desktop; going to learn C++. Any tips?
No.17896
>>17895
Dont worry too much about learning actual the actual lexicon straight away (by that I mean the languages words that do stuff) and concentrate more on how it all works together, you can always look up the terms if you cant remember what they're called, just remember what they do, and they'll use different (but similar) terms in other languages anyway. Concentrate more on "thinking like a programmer" and make sure you're always working towards a specific goal. Learning programming is done best by having an end goal, then throwing code at a wall until it sticks.
If you've never programmed before, try making a calculator, or doing the fizz buzz test.
No.17897
Is there a place we can drink together
No.17898
>>17897
drinking a cider right now mate
No.17899
>>17898
Vodka and coke myself, cheers
No.17900
>>17897
I heard pubs are pretty good for people who want to drink together
No.17901
>tfw you will never live in a NatSoc country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY
No.17903
No.17904
Probably not mate, I know I can't as I have a shit tonne of mouth ulcers which are well sore.
No.17905
>>17903
Jesus Christ how do people get like that.
No.17906
>>17902
why does he keep sucking in air randomly?
No.17907
>>17906
To get air back to do that creepy laugh again I think, it's like watching clockwork
No.17908
>>17907
it's creepy as fuck, anyone know what's wrong with him specifically?
No.17910
Ended up in a club again for a "friends" birthday. Sociopathing it up and being more interested in a Elvis film on one of the clubs TV's with subtitles.
No.17911
>>17910
Fucking edgy normalfag.
No.17912
>have some casual banter with snake
>he reciprocates
>go afk for a few minutes
>I'm permanently banned
No.17913
>>17912
the mind of the serial autist is unpredictable
No.17914
>>17911
Once again, I'm a sociopath. I'm drinking half pints of coke and pretending to do shots, I need this for a social position, nothing else.
No.17915
>>17914
That sounds very edgy m8.
No.17916
No.17917
A group of cunts in a shitty saxo threw a fast food drink carton at me whilst I was walking home and then they started shouting
>WHUUEEAAUUHRHURHASHAAAAS
It didn't hit me, but I still feel hurt.
No.17918
>>17887
>>17888
>>17889
I made spaghetti bolognese since I don't have any spices aside from salt and pepper and chilli seems to need a lot of spices.
Turned out pretty well. Thanks.
Need to get myself some spices though.
No.17919
>>17917
what were they trying to shout? Also aren't you the sociopath? thought you couldn't feel hurt
No.17920
>>17919
No, I'm not the sociopath.
My feelings are real.
They are real.
They are hurt.
They just shouted the WHEEEEY noise people make when someone drops a glass.
No.17921
>>17920
;_; it's OK anon, you're safe now
No.17922
So, the sociopath is home. I met the ex, the only person that ever made me do feelings. Itwas a bit odd, as she has been in europe the last 3 years, and she's back now for at least a year, but in a different part of the country. She's supposed to be picking me up after a supermarket shift so we can discuss the last 4 years apart from each other.
I think there might still be feelings there, Im not used to this situation at all,
No.17923
>>17922
>friends
>going out
>clubs
>now there's an ex-gf
There are tonnes of places online you can go to talk about those kinds of things and get sympathetic responses or advice try /b/ or reddit, but instead you've chosen to post in a place filled with NEETs, kissless virgins, autists, and people with various other mental disorders that currently restrict their social interaction to anonymous imageboards.
>tfw all the above
And no, "able to make and socialise with friends but don't really like them, except for that time one of them had a vagina" doesn't count, that's a feel shared by almost all "normal" people on earth.
Now I'm not telling you to leave or anything like that although I really should, I'm just giving you some advice so you can perhaps get more out your posts online than just being called a "Fucking edgy normalfag".
No.17924
>>17923
And on that note, morning everyone.
Currently still in bed well I say bed, but really it's just a mattress on the floor of an empty room because I could hear unfamiliar voices downstairs, I think they've come to deliver my dad's new furniture. Gone now I think.
Going to be travelling with my dad in the van he borrowed back to his old place again today to move more stuff. 90 miles round trip, and we may have to do it twice, not looking forward to that.
Anyone else got anything going on today, or just another lazy saturday in bed?
No.17925
>>17924
Going for another driving lesson a bit later on
>tfw real test is booked for a few weeks time
I don't think I'll ever be "ready" for it
No.17926
>>17923
Well, I point to you the fact that I post here from clubs, and remind you I'm very much not a normalfag. In fact, I do the complete opposite of the traditional normalfag advice of "be yourself", and because of it every time I go out it's hell, although it will be useful in the long run. I definitely feel more at home with NEETs and autists than I do normies.
Plus, if anything I miss the effects of being in a relationship more than the particular vagina herself, but I have to admit when you spend a lot of time one on one with someone, in that sort of situation feeling do end up developing.
In other news, today I'm going to sit around and read pathfinder rules all day, maybe eat some Ice Cream.
No.17927
Met a student tart on tinder lads, going round later to spend the night. Only been talking for two days.
mfw she's buying sandals this afternoon especially to indulge my desires for footjobs
No.17928
No.17929
>>17925
Keep calm.
If you make a mistake don't get it into your head that you've failed and drive like shit for the rest of the test.
Say out loud what you're doing.
Don't do what I fucking did and forget to move back into the left hand lane after coming off a large laned roundabout into the right hand lane. Cunt failed me for staying in the right hand lane for too long so failing to keep left.
Said I should read the law about it in the highway code. Fuck off it's like terms and conditions, who actually reads that shit.
No.17930
>>17928
I finally made it lad, can't you be happy for me
No.17932
>>17931
It's a warm gun m8
No.17933
Speaking of tinder
>match with some qt
>she really likes my profile (I just wrote a bunch of goofy shit not taking it seriously)
>she also comes across as a bit nerdy/awkward
>we get along pretty well
>end up adding her on facebook
>she's actually a proto-normie with loads of friends and interesting shit constantly going on in her life
>I have almost nothing on there and literally 10% of the friends she does
>chat for a bit on there
>despite starting well she rapidly loses interest and stops replying
I-I should have known better
No.17934
No.17937
>>17933
>tinder
>facebook
>able to chat to girls ever
I would be lying if I said your failure to impress her didn't please me a little. I think I can accept normie-life-stories if they end in abysmal failure.
Gloaters and humblebraggers can get out and stay out though. I don't give a shit about how great your dating life is going unless you're autistic with social anxiety or something, in which case it becomes both impressive and admirable.
No.17938
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Trying out some cooking lads, baked salmon and a stir fry of a few random bits of vegetables. I gave the salmon a nice rub down with some salt, chilli flakes and garlic flakes and put soy sauce on it. Hopefully it turns out alright.
No.17939
>>17938
Sounds nice m8. Pan frying salmon is good too, season it well and you get a super nice crispy skin.
No.17940
>>17937
Chill your bean mate. It's ok. It's fine.
No.17941
No.17942
>>17941
It's fine man. I barely post anymore anyway. You just seemed overly upset.
In other news, cut MSG and Aspartame completely from my diet. It's in fucking everything though. Like under different names and shit. Eating clean is pretty good though.
No.17943
>>17942
I wasn't the one you replied to, I just said fuck off because I hate it when people patronize others.
No.17944
how's everyone doing lads? Been feeling a bit depressed again recently, going to make a doctor's appointment to see if I can up my dose. Gonna work out and watch some K-On to cheer myself up in the meantime. Also got a letter from college telling me when my induction is which is good. Going to start applying for jobs in the city in preparation.
No.17945
>>17944
Just want a gf tbh. It feels like the only thing missing in my life, and yet there's a hundred other things I feel I have to do before I can be "worthy" of someone
No.17946
>>17944
I need to head to the doctors too, keep getting an eyelash growing into my eye, I pluck it but it always comes back, really annoying
No.17947
>>17946
That sounds horrifying
No.17948
>>17946
that sounds really painful, I have an ingrown toenail that's sore as hell that I need to get taken care of.
>>17945
I don't really want a girlfriend to be honest, I just want to get laid.
No.17949
>>17947
>>17948
it's like constantly having an eyelash in your eye, a bit painful but mostly annoying, I'm just glad theres only one
No.17950
>>17944
Aye not to bad I guess, got pretty upset earlier cos some guy on an online game I was playing just freaked out on me cause I wasn't playing well and I didn't even have the balls to reply.
I drove down to dominos with my CV earlier but bottled it when I walked past the window seeing a qt at the counter. Can't imagine spilling my spaghetti all day 'errday would be worth the £5.12 an hour or whatever it is.
>>17948
Have you thought about going to an escort?
No.17951
>>17950
>escort
I have decided that I need to lose it to a girl who actually wants to fuck me, I think it will be good for me. Plus escorts are expensive, couldn't afford to use them regularly so I'd rather not.
No.17952
>watching snakes stream
>it's totally dead, no one talking
>he's going a little bit crazy thinking the chat's fucked and wondering why no ones talking
I would say something but it's quite entertaining watching him descend even further into madness
No.17953
>>17952
Kek, did he just say to Sam if no one says anything he'll to go the stip club?
No.17954
>>17952
I would chat but I'm permanently banned.
No.17955
>>17954
Just make a throwaway account
No.17956
>>17953
Yeah, he meant the strip club in gta v I think
No.17958
Everyone should just go in so the viewer count goes up but don't say anything so it freaks him out lel
No.17959
Which channel is he on? He looks offline to me.
No.17961
>>17955
Can't be bothered. I've made at least 4 now just for Snake's stream, and I always get banned despite being friendly. Fuck him.
Meatyrod out.
No.17963
>>17961
I'll unban you mate, just act like you were never banned in the first place
No.17964
>>17958
Or even better use a viewbot on his channel
No.17966
>>17960
he's not playing metal gear, that's new
No.17967
god, I can't even watch him for too long, mentals freak me out.
Ironic I guess, I'm a depressed autist myself
No.17968
>>17963
I am the_swindler11
unban pls
No.17969
>>17968
get in the stream so I can see your name in the chat list
No.17970
Everyone put 'solidsnakeandsam' on this https://streambot.com/trial and hopefully we can get it up to at least 40
No.17971
>>17969
which one is it? can you link me friendo?
No.17972
>>17961
He's acting like your best mate now, why the fuck would he have banned you lmao
No.17974
No.17975
'we've got to take the filth out Sam'
I swear one day he's not going to stream for a while and we're going to find out he's flipped
No.17976
>>17970
it says free trial is disabled mate
No.17977
>>17976
Yeah I just realised there's this one http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=4422695 but I'm on my mac so it won't work for me I don't think
No.17978
I wonder what his new gimmick will be on GTA…
I'm predicting
>I knocked him over!
>Stiff intake of air
>Oh I ran him over!
>Knocked him over too Sam!
No.17979
Snake REALLY wants to get into the strip club kek
No.17980
Booked an appointment with my doctor and I'm hoping to get some drugs for my OCD.
Has anyone got experience with SSRIs because they seem to be the only medication given out.
No.17981
>>17980
>SSRIs
welcome to the ride, goyim.
No.17982
>>17981
I'm sure it beats my current situation.
No.17983
>>17982
pretty much, I wouldn't consider them a long term viable solution but if you're literally suicidal like I used to be I'd go for it.
No.17984
>>17980
side effects can be shit but it's often worth it, was for me at least
No.17985
>>17983
I'm not suicidal but this is still unbearable.
>>17984
What were you using the drugs for?
What side effects did you get?
No.17986
>>17985
I'm the other anon, not the one that you asked about side effects.
For me I swing between apathy and anger a lot, and still get depressed at times. I get really violent if I drink. Overall I'd say I've improved though.
No.17987
No.17988
does greencuck still post here lads?
No.17990
>>17985
I was using it for depression, dysphoria, and suicidal shit.
Side effects were occasional bad dreams, usually with night sweats, more sweating generally, and shaky legs, like the ones where you make the whole room shake and just can't stop.
I'm off them now but they stopped me from killing myself, so overall worth it.
No.17991
What the fuck is going on in snakes stream? There's like a troll every 30 seconds right now, where are they coming from?
No.17992
>>17991
this happens now and then in snakes stream, that's one of the reasons we started watching.
No.17993
>>17992
Any clues as to where they come from?
No.17994
>>17993
he has various groups out to get him, plus he often pisses people off by his random banning
No.17995
>>17988
haven't heard him in a while, maybe he's using the summer to go save whales or something
No.17996
>>17994
Interesting, what various groups?
No.17997
>>17995
> maybe he's using the summer to go save whales or something
kek
No.17999
>>17986
>>17990
That sounds unpleasant.
Why the fuck is it always SSRIs for everything. Surely there's something else.
No.18000
I'm curious as to how that noizy_minority keeps getting unbanned. I dunno if Dave is doing it intentionally or what
No.18001
>>17999
>Why the fuck is it always SSRIs for everything
No.18002
>>17999
cause they're cheap and cover a lot of things, so it's what they start you off on.
and yeah, it was shit but stopped me from dying, so good in the end
No.18003
>>17998
Wow, that nuts. Gotta a link to the video?
No.18004
>>18000
It's one of the other mods unbanning him
No.18005
>>18004
it's either dave or Solidsnake24610
that dave seems a bit shifty, I think he might be doing it intentionally to false-flag
No.18006
>>18005
What does false-flag mean?
No.18008
>>18006
Like he unbans the people he's banning so that he can convince snake one of the OTHER mods is betraying him.
No.18009
>your friend will never un-kill himself
feels bad to be honest
No.18010
>>18008
That's pretty clever lol
No.18011
>>18002
I'm not suicidal. Is it worth it?
No.18012
No.18013
Why does 'lol' get changed to lol on here?
No.18014
>>18013
>Why does 'lol' get changed to lol
No.18015
>>18013
cause of greencuck
No.18016
lel? kek?
test
niggers tongue my anus
No.18017
>>18016
'to be honest' if you're trying to work it out
No.18018
>>17999
Different anon to the other two, my experience with SSRIs wasn't the best. Pretty much knocked me out for a couple of months, my parents said I was like a zombie. Instead of just being constantly depressed and breaking down into tears all the time, I lost any remaining energy and became completely emotionless. I became really disconnected with myself too, it took a couple of years for me to really feel like "me" again.
Oh, and I could barely piss or ejaculate either, although when I eventually could there would be bucket loads.
No.18019
>>18017
Oh right, how come?
No.18020
>>18011
well how shit is your life now? you can always come off them
No.18021
>>18007
He's an absolute retard, he throws a strop over anything kek
No.18022
No.18023
>>18019
to fuck with greencuck
No.18024
>>18022
who's greencuck and why does he care if someone says To Be Honest?
No.18025
>>18020
Pretty bad. A lot of my evening is spent following rituals, recently I havent been able to leave the house without walking back and forth.
My hands are fucked up from pulling bits of skin off them.
No.18026
>>18024
>who's greencuck
we actually got a new poster? Holy shit.
He is/was a frequent poster here who said t b …h all the time, so it got wordfiltered to fuck with him, just a bit of bants, mate.
No.18027
>>18024
you new fella?
Greencuck used to post "tbh" all the fucking time, like every sentence, so we wordfiltered it because its fun to annoy him. Filtered a few other things for brief periods for the same reason
No.18028
>>18024
No, greencuck is the one who used it in every single post even when it didn't make sense, so the board owner fucked with him. This isn't instant messaging or texting anyway, nor is it 2004, so there's no reason to use that shit.
What next, rofl? g2g? kk?
No.18029
right I'm gonna go to bed lads, feeling a bit rough today
night night
No.18030
>>18027
>>18026
Yeah I'm sort of new, I got band ages ago so I stopped coming here but I'm back now I guess
No.18032
>>18029
Goodnight mate, hope you feel better after a good nights sleep.
No.18033
>>18030
wasn't greencuck a thing back when we were on 4chan, too? Or did we only start referring to him as such when we switched sites?
Are you the guy who kept posting that .gif of korean schoolgirls humping? I thought you were funny honestly.
No.18034
>>18033
pretty sure greencuck used to post in the other thread, but the name only really stuck once we came here.
No.18035
>>18033
Lel nah that wasn't me
No.18036
>>18025
I'd go on them mate, that sounds pretty damn shit
No.18037
>>18033
>Are you the guy who kept posting that .gif of korean schoolgirls humping? I thought you were funny honestly.
It was sort of funny until he crossed the line between amusing and spam. And then did exactly the same thing on several different occasions.
No.18038
>ignore the bullies, just enjoy the stream
He has been streaming the same stripper for the past 30 minutes.
No.18039
>two users constantly being unbanned and spamming the chat
>Dave acts like he's had some big revelation
>he just says the name of the two users
Dave you fucking mong
No.18041
>>18039
So it's either the solid snake guy or dave in on it right? I'm thinking dave because he says so much useless retarded shit.
No.18042
>1:15 Noizy_minority: You said one more can 10 cans ago
Kek
No.18043
>>18040
Well the first time he tried to take over snakes stream was with several of his m8s
No.18044
>>18036
I will. I'll probably ask if there are any alternatives though.
Already checked the stove 4 times. Feeling so irrationally anxious right now. Please kill me.
No.18045
>>18044
they'll probably start you on SSRIs just cause they cover so much, OCD, anxiety, depression, etc.
Hope it works for you mate, I have some traits, but just washing too much/skin picking, fucks up my hands a bit but I live ok
No.18046
>>18044
I don't have OCD so I don't 100% know that feel, but I do get ridiculous and intense anxiety very often, so here's relaxation technique I've found that helps me calm down and relax, sometimes a little, often a lot.
Take some slow deep breaths, making sure your gut expands when you breath in (not your chest) and hold for a second, then slowly and steadily release. Try to envision the anxiety and tension in your mind/body as something physical, flowing out of you every time you breath out, each time doubling the feeling of relaxation.
You could focus on a different part of the body or muscle each time, releasing the tension that has built up during the day. Places where you might find tension could be your jaw, your neck, the area around your eyes, your hands, etc.
Hope you get sorted out with something soon mate, can't be pleasant living like that.
No.18047
I'm off to bed, absolutely zonked after all the travelling, lifting boxes and building furniture. I can imagine this is what a job must feel like. Goodnight guys.
No.18048
>>18047
night anon, what were you up to though?
No.18049
Morning Everyone, went to bed at like half 11 last night so missed the antics on stream, but I feel so much better than I did yesterday. Going to top it all off by having a nice jacuzzi bath.
Adter today, I dont have a day off until next wednesday, and I dont think I'm going to make it through all this shit.
No.18050
Morning all, slept forever after yesterday's exhaustion. I'm going to be doing more stuff around the house today I think, though I will be being dropped off at my mum's in the evening (about 20 miles from here) because I have another "get-you-ready-for-work-by-not-doing-anything" appointment tomorrow morning.
What is everyone else up to today?
>>18048
See >>17924 , I've been helping my dad move in to his new house. It's 45 miles away from his old one though, so there's been lots of travelling back and forth in the van he's borrowed, and then lifting things like drawers, tables, chairs, etc. at each end.
I wasn't strong enough to help him move one of the beds though, so he had to call my sister and get her boyfriend to help move that. Her boyfriend is a builder, so it didn't diminish my male pride too much, but it still felt bad that I was too weak. I'm really scrawny, my arms are like a very skinny girl's arms.
As my dad said though: "he might be better at lifting, but I wouldn't let him fix my computer."
No.18051
>>18050
Yeah, we all have our skills man, and being a builder means he definitely has to be able to lift heavy shit, just remember that it takes more skill to do the technical stuff than manual labour. At least, that's what people who aren't good with computers think.
No.18053
>>18052
I don't know why he always gives in to these faggots
No.18054
>>18053
He's insane, this is the same guy who demanded half the chat were banned for swearing and making sexual references, yet that's exactly what he does himself on his stream.
No self-awareness or rationality whatsoever, but then again I don't really expect that from someone who talks to a nonexistent dog all day and pretends that Hideo Kojima sends him letters and free copies of MGS games.
No.18055
Here this lads? Just get yourself dayn the job center, you lazy racist cants!
https://www.facebook.com/JaackMaate/videos/849076995169988/
one of the most frustrating videos I've seen in days
No.18056
>>18055
>jaaackmaaate
>jaaack
>maaate
>aaa
You already know he's going to be a little shit
No.18057
>>18052
>him and altrollvision are best mates again
what the hell
No.18058
snake is singing to take that at the mo
No.18059
Should have got some chicken out this morning to make enchiladas lads, filled with a lot of regret atm.
No.18060
>>18059
Enchiladas are bretty good m8
https://thsppl.com/i-racist-538512462265
>mfw this article getting shared on Facebook
No.18062
Cooking the chicken from frozen, fuck eating a boring meal today, I'm not gunna get a chance to eat anything but sandwiches and toast for the next 10 days.
No.18063
Went outside wearing shorts today lads.
I'm super self conscious about my body so it's usually jeans + jacket at all times. Feel quite pleased with myself.
No.18064
Just cut my thumb open trying to crush cans with my hands.
It's bleeding pretty bad and Mum isn't home. The kitchen roll bandage I made has overflowed twice.
No.18065
>>18064
wrap it up with a new on and put pressure on it (just squeeze your thumb) until it stops.
No.18067
>>18064
hold it up high so less blood can get to it and put pressure on it,if you've hit an artery or something you may need to go to a&e
No.18068
>>18064
Sounds like a bad case of aids m8
No.18069
>>18063
Nice one mate, I know that feel. When I was on holiday a few weeks ago I pushed myself to wear 3-quarter length trousers and short sleeved t-shirts, not worn the trousers around where I live yet though.
It's my really skinny arms and hairy arms and legs that make me self-conscious.
No.18070
>>18069
for me it's the fact that I'm pale enough to glow in shorts
No.18071
GT 1: S*x**l*
Details: Silver acc
Hint: plural of sexual
GT 2: S***al*y
Details: 1 Console
Hint: STD/STI
GT 3: SOLD
Details: SOLD
Hint: SOLD
GT 4: S*c* I*
Details: Silver
Hint: MLG Pro/ Put my penis in your mouth
GT 5: H*** Cr*me
Details: Silver
Hint: White person kills a black person
GT 6: *rysl Mh
Details: Silver
Hint: Drug
GT 7: T * *
Details: Banned
Hint: Its TNT its dynamite
GT 8: F*r***ll
Details: Banned
Hint: Very good program by microsoft
GT 9: e T*rris*
Details: 1 console/ xbox 360
Hint: 9/11
GT 10: A T*rr**is*
Details: Silver
Hint: 9/11
GT 11: Sp***g*
Details: Silver
Hint: He splooged on my 4head.
GT 12: C*nv*n*
Details: Silver
Hint: come or bring together for a meeting or activity; assemble.
GT 13: T*e S**ie*t
Details: Silver
Hint: The sexiest man alive
Can anyone help me work these out? I know the 9/11 ones and I don't care about the banned ones just having trouble with the rest.
No.18072
No.18073
made some cookie dough earlier to eat as is. It was quite enjoyable until I came to the realization that I'm was literally eating sugary butter.
No.18074
>>18073
Does anyone actually prefer cookie dough to baked cookies?
No.18075
>>18074
Greasy, fat, cheeseburger, harpoon target Americans.
No.18076
>>18074
I do, there's something about it that feels so indulgent
>>18075
that too I guess
No.18077
>>18075
The one American browsing this board is now going to reply.
No.18078
No.18080
>>18074
I've still never tried or even seen cookie dough. Used to love cookies as a kid though, but I stopped eating biscuits several years ago.
No.18081
No.18082
Spent seven hours /out/ today, 3 of which was spent carving a walking stick. Gonna sand it tomorrow then buy some linseed oil to finish it with, been a pretty nice day.
How's everyone doing?
No.18083
No.18084
>>18082
This morning I had an usually large appetite. I think it's because I wasn't drinking the previous night which I haven't done in a long time.
Instead of the usual slice of bread rolled into a ball, I ate 2 toasted muffins, an apple and a slice of fruit-loaf.
Decent day.
No.18085
Snakes streams are a lot different when he isn't drinking.
No.18086
>>18084
>Instead of the usual slice of bread rolled into a ball
No.18087
>>18085
Yeah, he's way more chilled out and less angsty when he's pissed.
No.18088
>>18087
Last night he had a lot to drink. He just watched the same stripper in GTA for 45 minutes whilst calling people in the chat wankers.
No.18089
>>18088
Yeah I watched it too, he was also endlessly apologising to the people shitting up his chat, was pretty sad to be honest
No.18090
>Jodie Foster is a lesbian feminist
fucking ruined
No.18091
I'm feeling pretty good tonight considering it's a Sunday, I tend to feel like crap on Sundays. Although it might just be because I felt absolutely dreadful yesterday.
Gunna have a somewhat early night and go do some reading in bed. Night guys.
No.18092
>>18091
sleep well my friend.
No.18093
No.18094
>>18093
420BLAZEITYOLOSWAGDUDEWEEDLMAO
No.18095
>>18094
420
WHEADITNONSTOP
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY EVERY D420AY
DUDE 420
EVEN IF IT ISN'T NECESSARILY 420
No.18096
No.18097
>it will never be 2005
>you will never drive round wigan in your mates riced Citroen Saxo listening to scouse house mixtapes and smoking shit weed
>you will never pull over to vandalize a bus stop or slow down to yell obscenities at pensioners and children
Why live?
No.18098
>>18097
>Why live?
To not do any of those things
No.18099
>>18098
yeah, none of that sounds fun anon
No.18100
>>18097
Thanks for the reminder that the noughties were utterly shit.
No.18101
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>tfw final shift before NEETdom today
Middle panel is how I will feel at the end of my shift.
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No.18103
>>18102
Mornin'
Got anything planned today? I have a doctors appointment for an aspergers syndrome test today at 2pm which i'm not looking forwards to. I'm also sunburnt from yesterday when me and a friend went Geocaching but took a 'shortcut' through some farmers fields full of these awful really scratchy beans, we found an abandoned old shack though, i'll see if I can get some pictures of it from my friend.
No.18104
>>18102
Morning. Got work today, and every day until next wednesday. At some point I need to just stop there, it's becoming too much.
No.18105
>>18103
I'm applying for a job at mcdonalds in the city I'm going to be starting college in, other than that taking it easy. Most of my effort went into getting up at a decent time.
>>18104
where do you work?
No.18106
My oneitus smiled at me earlier, that was nice.
At least I think the smile was directed at me, but it may have been at someone nearby. I've narrowed it down to me and one other person, so I'm hopeful.
No.18107
>>18103
let me know how the doctors goes, I've been trying to get an appointment but where I am they don't do adults
No.18108
>>18101
Did you quit? Or were you sacked?
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No.18110
>>18107
Just got back from the Aspergers test, the doctors didn't have it on their official records since the mental health section of the NHS is private now, so I had to ask at the reception rather than use the little touch screen thing to 'sign in' once that was done I didn't have to wait though. I was taken upstairs then you do a 50 question quiz, if you score about 32 then there is an 80% chance you have aspergers / high spectrum autism. I scored 42 so it's almost a guarentee but not 100% certain, however with a result like that the nurse did refer me to some course to learn more about it and she gave me the name of a psychologist who has recently published a book about it his name was S. Baron Cohen if you're interested.
I hope you find some of this useful.
No.18111
>>18110
autism bux incoming, congrats anon, you've made it.
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No.18114
>>18112
That was first thing I thought of when I saw his name. Here's a picture of him.
No.18116
>>18110
>the nurse did refer me to some course to learn more about it and she gave me the name of a psychologist who has recently published a book about it his name was S. Baron Cohen if you're interested.
With mine they just sent me home afterwards, no information or anything, didn't even tell me what aspergers was. I'll check out that book, thanks.
>S. Baron Cohen
Made me google to doublecheck you weren't taking the piss, what a coincidence.
>>18113
If you're unemployed you can get ESA if you've got aspergers, I get about £200 a fortnight.
No.18117
>>18110
it was just the test? if it's the one I'm thinking of I've done it online and scored pretty high.
>>18116
yeah, that weirded me out too. family events must be fun
No.18118
>>18116
They're brothers. The Baron Cohens (originally Barent Cohen) are a prominent Jewish family with old ties to Karl Marx. Jews have been all over the field of psychology since Freud; I'd be very skeptical of anything they have to say.
http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx#Background
No.18119
I recall reading something about the Chernobyl disaster. It mentioned a tunnel that had to be built that typically would have taken 3 months to build but because of the non stop hard work it was completed in a matter of weeks.
So how the fuck can it take roadwork teams two fucking MONTHS to fix a 100 metre stretch of road?
No.18120
>>18119
because they're lazy cunts?
No.18121
>>18117
Yup, it was just the test, I did a very similar one online before I even went to the doctors for this in the first place.
No.18122
Applied for the McDonald's job lads
would be nice to get another job and would mean I could save up money and move into the city
No.18123
>>18122
>wanting to move to a city
Perhaps if there was one that wasn't a multicultural shithole I'd understand. How come?
No.18124
>>18123
it's where all the work and education opportunities are
access to amenities without needing public transportation or a car
I want to live ruraly eventually but if you're young and trying to unshit your life the city is really where you want to be.
No.18125
>>18119
>because of the non stop hard work it was completed in a matter of weeks.
>So how the fuck can it take roadwork teams two fucking MONTHS to fix a 100 metre stretch of road?
You answered your own question. Roadwork teams don't so ANY hard work let alone doing it non stop.
No.18126
I hope they don't fuck up my curry order this week. They fucked it up twice in a row now.
No.18127
>>18126
Did you complain the last time?
No.18128
>>18126
They didn't fuck it up. Today is a good day.
>>18127
No, I was way too hungry to wait so I just ate it.
No.18129
>>18128
Glad it's all OK anon
No.18130
Want to go for a haircut tomorrow morning, but I'm not sure how I want it cut. Plus I'm terrible at talking to hairdressers anyway.
No.18131
>>18130
Easiest way I found is to show them a picture on your phone, way easier than trying to explain exactly what you want.
Or you could go full yolo and ask them to do what they think would look good.
No.18132
>>18130
You've reminded me my mum was supposed to cut my hair today, looks like I'll have to get it done tomorrow.
I'm never sure about what style to have either, it's just been "shortish" since I left school, and all I do is brush it down whenever I wake up.
Most "trendy" hairstyles look stupid these days anyway pic related, they always make me think "what a twat, that looks ridiculous".
No.18133
Anyone want to stream tonight?
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>>18133
Any games you would like to have streamed? since snake isn't streaming tonight.
No.18135
>>18134
If say dwarf fortress, but I don't think anyone other than me would enjoy that.
No.18136
>>18134
I'm ok with anything as long as it's not spooky
No.18137
No.18138
>>18135
Please no
>>18137
Too many jumpscares.
Anyone got some good ideas? I'm going to have a wank so think of something fun whilst I'm doing that.
No.18139
>>18138
Deus ex:hr mite b cool
No.18140
No.18142
>>18141
What's the problem?
No.18143
>>18142
these britfeel streams always seem to kick off post-midnight, when I'm going to bed.
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No.18145
Just learned to convert numbers to binary, octal and hexadecimal lads.
How can I apply this in real life?
No.18146
>>18141
>>18143
People only seem to ask for them around 10 or 11pm, so that's why they always start so late. Personally I think 8 or 9pm is a good start time, and finishing up at 10pm - 12am means the normies and normies-in-training can catch it before bedtime and the NEETs can watch while eating their breakfast / lunch.
Speaking of bedtime, I'm off to bed myself. Goodnight guys.
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>>18145
Math degree
>>18146
Night m8
>>18144
You can now pop out streams on mobile, pretty weird shit
No.18148
>tfw the sun is rising later and later ever morning
>tfw no trying to get to sleep as the sun is rising
Worst time of the year over. It's all uphill from here.
No.18149
Is there any way I can find a list of every song BBC radio has ever played in an order with timestamps?
No.18150
>>18149
probably not, why?
No.18151
>>18149
There's http://www.radio1playlist.com/ if what you're looking for was on radio 1 and within the last two years.
There's also http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/uk-top-40-singles-chart/ , which goes all the way back to 1952, or http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/playlists for stuff that's currently on rotation. They don't archive old playlists though.
No.18152
I'm baaaaaa'ck and feeling absolutely dead this morning. I've been herding beats non stop Friday-Sunday.
KKlass, Greg Wilson, Utah Saints, Plump DJ's, Mistajam, Parov Stella, Mr Switch, Dutty Moonshine and Dubpistols.
No.18153
>>18152
I have no idea what any of this means
No.18154
>>18153
it's live music in a field in Lancashire m8 x_X
No.18155
>>18152
>Greg Wilson
Nice, classic DJ who still plays the good stuff.
>everyone else
Well they're certainly sheep-tier, I'll give you that. ;^)
No.18156
>>18155
His mixing was unbelivable, also brought his reel to reel to use, lovely funky disco to spaced out balearic jams mixed to perfection m8 bloody ace but only caught the first half of his set as my mates wanted watch Leftfield :( who were pretty dull and unhyped for the closing set of a Main Stage 10th Anniversary celebration, so I wandered off to grab the last 30mins if Mistajam who rocked the bass str8 out of Lancashire. Love the actual festival, so magical and well thought out arenas with plenty of niche budget food and for the most part real freindly people (always some chavs and filthy casuals who ruin everywhere)
No.18157
Taking the tube without a travelcard is fucking robbery
No.18158
I don't think I can deal with working in a supermarket much longer lads.
No.18159
Tried to clip my fingernails when I was drunk last night, I am now in agony.
No.18160
What age did you all grow out of /b/ and /v/ on halfchan?
No.18161
>>18160
I never posted but 16/17 probably
No.18162
No.18163
>>18160
16 for /b/
18 for /v/
No.18164
>>18160
Never started, /vg/ for my vidya and /tv/r9k/ for memeing/normie bashing
No.18165
>>18160
Never browsed /b/, I originally came to 4chan for /a/ around 2009 / 2010, then later started going to /v/ and /vg/ as my interest in vidya reignited. I stopped going to 4/v/ and the rest of 4chan during the exodus last September aged 22, but I'd been getting real tired of it since late 2013. I still go to 8/v/ though.
I stopped going to /a/ around late 2012 / early 2013, after 4 years of watching anime all day everyday I'd just about had enough. Nothing was new to me any more and it'd become more of a chore than a thing of enjoyment.
No.18166
I'm really late to all this, this is actually my first chan board
No.18167
No.18168
Did any of you play a game called Red Letter when you were younger? I'm wondering if it's just something we made up or it's a real game.
You get into two teams and flip a coin. One team thinks of a word and each person accepts a letter but doesn't tell anyone on the other team.
They then run away whilst the other team counts. After that they chase them and beat them up until they tell you their letter.
When you get all the letters or get enough letters to guess the word you win.
No.18169
>>18162
Why would you ask this question m8?
No.18170
>>18168
I think we called it interrogation in my school. Something like that. I was never dumb enough to actually play.
Carribean was the best game. One person stands against a wall, and others throw a tennis/cricket ball at him that he has to dodge.
I have no idea why it was called carribean.
No.18171
>>18166
>your first chan board is some obscure niche board for british losers
how does that even happen?
No.18172
>>18168
Nah just got smashed up in red rover.
No.18173
>>18171
>losers
We're down on our luck, don't be bringing that cancerous American attitude into things.
No.18174
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>>18167
It was when several thousand anons on /v/ and many anons from various other boards left 4chan for 8chan in mid September, after the mods attempted to ban discussion surrounding gamergate and the mods/janitors own behaviour.
The entire site especially /sp/ was in chaos for about 2 days straight, to the point where even CP on /b/ was being left up for hours because all the mods/janitors were focused on banning people on /v/ and /sp/ which they nuked several times. Moot finally put up a damage control sticky on /v/, explaining that his previous advocating for free speech was in fact our own "misinterpretation", which was the final straw for many.
Later on there were exodus for /g/ known here as /tech/ due to the new google captcha, and /pol/ which has been turbulent to say the least due to moot turning the board itself into a shitpost. There have been numerous smaller ones since then for various reasons, including /britfeel/.
If you're asking "what's an exodus?", it's when a large number of people depart from somewhere. It's a biblical word in origin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus
No.18175
>>17933
UPDATE on this one guys, she's just messaged me again asking how my weekend was.
Do I bullshit about doing something interesting??
No.18176
>>18175
If you didn't do anything, just say you were taking it easy at home, then ask her what she got up to. Inquire about that for a bit (maybe she went shopping; ask where she went and what she bought, maybe she stayed at home; ask what she likes to do at home, etc.) and she'll feel like you're interested in her. Or so I've read.
No.18177
>>18175
Do this >>18176
It also has the bonus point of getting her talking about herself, and once a woman starts talking about herself she will never fucking shut up so you don't need to worry about her asking you much.
No.18178
>>18171
I don't even know, I was looking into gamergate and just stumbled across this place.
No.18179
>>18174
That guy was right though, 4chan has never been about free speech.
No.18180
fuck lads I think I just broke my toe. Accidentally walked into some stupid thing on the floor and now it fucking hurts like hell. Normally when you stub your toe it subsides after a minute but this isn't going away.
No.18181
>>18148
We're almost into August, which I consider the start of autumn, or at least the signs start to show. I can't fucking wait for September though.
In other news, failed to get a haircut today, didn't wake up with enough time before work.
No.18182
>>18180
How long has it been?
No.18183
>>18182
like 15 minutes now and it's still throbbing
No.18184
No.18185
>>18179
That's true to an extent, but only in recent years has it become so politically aligned with "racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, harassment, bigotry" and so on becoming bannable offences, with the definitions being as loose as anything.
I'm not hanging around anywhere I can't make a joke about a self-proclaimed "game dev" woman that slept with at least Five Guys during a break with her boyfriend, or tranny emulator developer that threw himself into a river a Dolphin dev actually, but he didn't swim so good without having your post deleted and being banned. That shit sucks.
No.18186
>>18183
If you get the same pain touching it now as you did when you stubbed it you should get it checked out really.
No.18187
No.18188
>>18185
4chans mainstream.
They need to clean that place up so they can get advertisers on it.
Maybe even introduce some celebrity AMAs once it's safe enough.
No.18189
>>18183
wait until morning and then go to a&e if it still hurts
No.18190
>>18188
Pretty much. It's a shame, but honestly I've been enjoying my time here a lot more than I ever did over there, to the point where it has positively affected my life, so whatever.
>>18184
>>18187
I can stream for a bit if you want. I can either try to finish off Crash Bandicoot: Warped, or play something else if nobody is interested in that.
No.18191
http://www.twitch.tv/babyjess92
I pretended to be a Muslim and she went on a patriotic rant about how all the pakis need to get out. Get in here lads.
No.18192
No.18193
>>18191
stream is shit quality, it's not buffering so presuming it's on her end
No.18194
>>18192
>"wagwan"
>"knock you out bruv"
>talks like a nigger
>perfect
yeah nah
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No.18196
No.18197
>>18190
Up for anything m8 go for it
No.18198
No.18199
>>18190
How do you manage to get audio working when you're streaming emulated games?
No.18200
The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
No.18201
>spent 1 hour last night arguing about foreskins on /pol/
>dreamed last night that my foreskin fell off
Thought that was pretty interesting.
That's about all that's happened recently. What have you lads been up to?
No.18202
>>18201
Besides being diagnosed with aspergers / higher functioning autism yesterday i've been watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and Geocaching with a friend, although we just used Geocaching as an excuse to roam about the countryside. We found some cool little abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere.
How exactly did you get into an argument about foreskins? I imagine /pol/ is very against the idea of circumcision.
No.18203
>>18202
A lot of people who are circumcised pretend that it's a good thing because they can't actually do anything about it.
Do you go mad when people touch your head like other autists?
No.18204
>>18203
Never really experienced anyone trying it. I don't think i'd go mad, but I probably wouldn't like it.
No.18205
>>18201
Today I had a haircut, shower, and just now streamed the end of Crash Bandicoot: Warped and the beginning of Tomb Raider 1. Went pretty smoothly besides missing a couple of one-time-only secrets in St. Francis Folly, I jump from the wrong ledge every damn time.
>>18203
>Do you go mad when people touch your head like other autists?
Another sperg here, that's a thing? I'd be pretty annoyed and a little confused if a stranger just came up to me and touched me, but I wouldn't get mad over it or freak out.
Asperger's isn't like the full on head-bashing-retard type of autism, if that's what you're thinking.
No.18206
>>18205
No, but when Chris Chan is classed as a "high functioning autist" it really makes you think.
No.18207
>>18206
It's a spectrum, I guess it's slightly different for everyone. Either way I think I got lucky, I just have no understanding of other peoples emotions and i'm unable to read the emotions in social situations, but the tradeoff is that i'm much more observant than most, so provided I can see a physical change I will realise somthing is up.
No.18208
>>18206
Ah, high functioning autism is slightly different to asperger's syndrome.
With asperger's you are practically normal, if not slightly superior in terms of learning thanks to a generally higher IQ, an increased focus on subjects of interests, and an greater ability to spot mistakes. The downside is that the entire social side of human life makes no sense at all, and is incredibly difficult to grasp, though possible with some work and guidance. If left undiagnosed or without help, spergs will often end up in deep depression or social anxiety myself being no exception, although slowly overcoming it.
HFA on the other hand usually involves delayed language development as a child, amongst other learning disabilities, which is what creates the CWC type autists.
No.18209
>>18208
>and an greater ability to spot mistakes
>an
God damn it.
No.18210
>>18176
>>18177
Thanks guys, the only problem with that is that she obviously already has multiple orbiters who she probably parrots all her inane shit too. She clearly wants some substance from me.
No.18211
>>18203
yet another sperg.
I used to when I was a kid, broke someone's nose once cause they touched me and I lashed out. Now I'm better, I still don't like being touched (unless people ask/warn me) but I'm not going to flip out.
No.18212
>>18209
It happens to the best of us m8
No.18213
>>18208
I'm pretty lucky compared to other spergs, I can't connect with people at all, but I don't want to, I'm perfectly happy being alone.
No.18214
>>18210
Is that something she outright told you, or something the negative side of your brain concocted to dissuade you from going any further?
No.18215
>>18213
>I'm perfectly happy being alone.
I'm a jealous in a way, I have a really deep longing to have a close friend / life partner, but I never got the hang of the social thing, so I ended up really lonely and unfulfilled.
I went undiagnosed until I was 17, and had already completely disconnecting from everyone besides the family members I live before that point, and spent most of the last 8 years of my life just being lonely, depressed, anxious, and generally living like shit.
Right now though I'm working on improving myself, my social skills, and getting out of NEET / hikki life, so that one day I can hopefully meet someone to share my life with. It's soppy as fuck I know, but whatever.
No.18217
>>18215
It's nice, sometimes I feel bad about not being normal, or I see couples or whatever, but then I remember how much I hate being touched and spending time with people, and I get over it.
I'm sorry though, I'm sure you'll find someone, maybe an fembot or something, I find it easier to connect with other spergs.
No.18218
>>18217
>but then I remember how much I hate being touched and spending time with people
Who knows, maybe I'll eventually find out I'm the same as you, but right now it's still a mystery to me. All I know about other people in my age group right now is from things I've read or watched online, I've never actually interacted with anyone that is in their early-mid twenties, and I'd like to at least give it a shot.
All I've had to go on for a long while is what I remembered other people were like in school, and that's a big part of what kept me away from people for so long. It was ingrained into me that many people will try to ruin my day at any moment for a quick laugh, that I needed to be hyper-aware of my own appearance and behaviour in order to not draw attention to myself, and that anything I did or said out loud would be unpredictably mocked or laughed at, even if I didn't understand why.
I've recently come to understand that adults are generally not like this however, at least not up front, so I'm a lot more willing to work towards being able to "socialise", even if just a little bit.
I'm off to bed now though, nearly fell asleep several times while typing this. I'm not sure it even makes sense. Goodnight everyone.
No.18219
>>18218
Oh one more thing, I just noticed we're at 690 posts (now 691), so someone who isn't half asleep or going to bed ought to make a new thread soon.
No.18220
>>18219
Why didn't you just make it?
No.18221
>>18220
Morning, you're up early?
No.18222
>>18221
Yeah I managed to get a decent sleep schedule once and now I try and stick with it
No.18223
>>18221
Also morning to you toi
No.18224
Morning all.
>>18220
I was already in bed by that point, and I could barely keep my eyes open. Just checked the thread one last time on my tablet, saw the post count from the catalogue, wrote a quick post then fell asleep immediately after hitting send. I guess I could have attempted to make a new thread instead, but it wouldn't have had a picture or anything.
Still in bed now actually. Tired as fuck, I should have gone to bed earlier last night.
What's your excuse?
No.18225
>>18224
Well that's understandable, but a lot of the time people just start whining about the new thread and refuse to make it.
And my excuse is that I've already made most of the threads on this board, but I want to encourage others to do it more.
No.18226
>>18225
It's a little nerve-racking if you've never made a thread before, and the last thing anyone wants to do is fuck up an OP. I would expect there to be some difficulty creating a thread for those who are highly self-conscious, consider themselves incompetent, don't feel like a "true member of the community", or simply don't know what to write.
Due to the nature of this board, I can imagine that describes more anons here than just myself.
It's like when a teacher in school asks a question and most of the kids just sit there thinking "please don't pick me", hoping that someone else will put their hand up because they don't want to be the one that gets it wrong or says something stupid in front of everyone else.
That's my theory anyway, it was the exactly the same in other generals I've been in, even ones with hundreds of anons in them. The GG threads for example would consistently have 180+ regular posters in every thread, yet only 2 or 3 people that would actually make new threads.
No.18228