No.16836
Took an old OP image and updated it by getting rid of the shit hoodie wojak and replacing it with the proper one
Alright lads?
No.16839
Finished work, need to wait an hour for a bus as the one I was supposed to catch left as I turned the corner to go to the station. My feet hurt.
No.16840
>>16836
Not too bad mate. Getting pissed off at work with everybody. We're getting too many new people in. Just got my mum to shave my hair, fresh and breezy.
No.16841
>>16836
>tomorrow we'll have to cross June off the list
No.16842
>>16838
Yeah I garden, relaxing as fuck and it's pretty rewarding.
No.16843
Lads how do I kill my oneitus?
I mean not literally kill her, but kill my obsession with her. god damn I don't want this.
No.16844
No.16845
Saw that qt from Costa again at the bus station after work, but she caught a different bus this time. If I see her again I might try and speak to her.
Also, I've walked 9.2 miles in work today. My feet hurt.
No.16846
Last few weeks America has gone off the deep end, even more than they were before.
No.16847
Anyone want to watch Apocalypse Now?
No.16848
>>16847
I'd quite like to watch Cat In the Hat…
No.16849
No.16850
>>16848
>not wanting to watch gooks get BTFO
No.16851
I'm in a really edgy mood tonight. So far I've listened to
>Evanescence: Bring Me to Life
>Linkin Park: Crawling in my Skin
>System Of A Down: Chop Suey
any recommendations? I'm talking coldsteel tier
No.16852
>>16851
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
No.16853
>>16846
How do you mean? Or did you include an embedded vid I can't see
No.16854
No.16855
so I bit the bullet and got netflix
I'd been putting it off because I figured it was easy enough to just pirate anything I wanted to watch
and yet it is pretty cool having all these shows ready to watch whenever I want
No.16856
>>16855
If you think that's good, wait until you see us netflix, well worth a vpn. You can use your same Netflix account for it.
No.16857
>>16851
three days grace and murderdolls got me through my edgy 14 year old phase
No.16858
No.16859
No.16860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6Jk8RttlE&index=37
This girl is my waifu
I'm really in love with her
She's too young for lewd stuff. A betrothal would be nice. I wish I was a slave owner on a plantation. She'd be my lady and I'd look after her forever and have several children with her once she was of the right age.
No.16861
>>16860
I feel like it's kind of weird to be attracted to a girl so young
but I get the general gist of your feel
No.16862
>>16860
>tfw you will never be Dixie
That was 2010 by the way, she's probably 20 now.
No.16863
Phone's about to run out of charge lads, see you on Wednesday.
No.16864
>>16863
Cya mate. Have a good sleep.
No.16865
No.16866
>Desktop went boom
>Mobile broadband keeps crapping out unless I stream music or something and eat through my allowance
>Proper internet can't be used yet, someone ballsed up somewhere
>Woke up at mid-day, can't sleep unless I'm tired
>Got a wound on my thigh so it hurts to walk (my fault, so we wont count this one)
FUCKING
END
IT
LADS
No.16867
No.16869
7 Hours of wageslaving today starting at 12. I just want to be able to sit around doing nothing, I've even somewhat got used to mornings now to make the most of my time outside of work.
At least I've earned £140 since saturday I guess….
No.16870
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Gonna try learn this lads t b h
No.16871
>>16870
>not linking for mobile users
No.16872
No.16873
I'm new 'round here, but already feel from lurking a bit that this might be my new home board. I'm a /bril/ and I have lots of /feels/.
I went out to the park to sit and read and have a drink. My city doesn't allow booze in parks or the street, so I was stuck with a shitty off-brand cola from Usave. (It wasn't actually too bad. It came in a glass bottle, which somehow makes cola taste better.)
bf is away on a work placement, so I am v. lonely.
No.16875
Benefits come in soon, but I'll have to give most of it to family. I'm certified not fit for work for eight weeks, but they might test me again and say that I am before that time, in which case I don't know what the flying fuck I'll do. Fuck Cameron.
No.16876
>>16874
Why am I unwelcome everywhere?
No.16877
>>16875
You on esa? I'm still waiting on being sorted into a group 6 months on.
>>16876
;) alright la'
No.16878
>>16873
>job
>outside
>in a relationship
>a girl
No.16879
An MP is visiting work tomorrow. They haven't told us who. What if they talk to me. There's a film crew too and my desktop is in a prominent position.
Might get a subtle desktop background on.
No.16880
>>16879
Isis flag as your background. If you get interviewed start speaking Polish and pretend you don't know English.
No.16881
>>16873
You don't know feeling you cunt.
No.16882
>>16873
>Usave
Never heard of this before, looked it up and it appears to be a New Zealand store
You sure you're a brit and not just a kiwi with a VPN?
No.16883
>>16875
What's wrong with ya? Is it physical or mental?
No.16886
>>16884
Make that madras extra spicy simon, haha!
No.16887
>>16884
>that beta paki family behind btfo by Dean and his mates
No.16890
>>16873
Welcome mate, feel free to stay, although it's a bit quiet recently.
So this week I'm doing 45 hours in work, which means I'll be earning like 280 quid, next week will probably be similar hours. Today I walked 6.9 miles. My feet hurt.
No.16891
No.16893
>>16890
Good luck mate. I'm clocked in for 40 hours which is fine considering it's so quiet at work. Looking forward to payday so I can finally buy some pc components.
>>16888
Fucking kek the second one looks like it could be a marvel icon, I might actually do it.
>>16891
Got an office wide email today about personal hygiene and body odour. Relevant considering most are blubbering autists
No.16894
>>16892
It's fucking 30 degrees up north, I'm not used to this.
>>16893
>Got an office wide email today about personal hygiene and body odour.
Where do you work that it requires such an email?
No.16895
>>16893
>Fucking kek the second one looks like it could be a marvel icon, I might actually do it.
You do know what it actually is though right?
No.16896
>>16893
I wish it was quiet, I work on the freezers of a supermarket, so I'm pretty busy right now.
No.16897
>>16894
I'm a game tester at a game company
>>16895
I searched by image on google, yeah
No.16898
>>16897
I've always thought game testing would be a soul crushing job, especially if you have to do it in an office with overweight sweaty people.
No.16899
>>16898
It isn't soul crushing. There isn't a lot of work to do. I get in the office, test whatever is assigned to me and just listen to stuff on youtube all day. I've had worse jobs.
No.16900
>>16899
Honestly it sounds pretty comfy. Wish I lived near so I could work there.
No.16901
No.16902
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>>16901
Take the Roman pill.
No.16903
I just looked at the other thread, I don't even recognise it anymore.
No.16904
>>16903
I just can't go back there. I don't care if this place is slow/inactive, at least here I know I'm amongst my own kind
No.16905
>>16904
Same here m8. Haven't been back in months.
No.16906
>>16903
You mean Brit/pol/?
No.16907
>>16906
/r9k/ britfeel
though halfchan brit/pol/ is no doubt equally shit now
No.16908
>tfw Greece is crashing the EU and saving us all
No.16909
>>16908
Jej there was some good OC around that time
No.16910
Morning lads, what you up to today?
No.16911
>>16910
Practicing for my theory test
I'm alright with the questions but the hazard perception is ridiculous.
No.16912
>>16911
Honestly just fuck the hazard perception, has to be the most shit test ever made.
No.16913
>>16912
I know right? In order to get the full five points you literally have to predict when the hazard will appear before any actual signs of it. By the time any human being could feasibly make out the hazard in the shitty blurry video, you're already at max 2 or 3 points.
No.16914
>>16913
And that's without mentioning the whole 'press it too much and you will be marked down' bullshit
No.16915
Walked 9.8 miles today in work. My feet hurt.
No.16916
>>16915
Get some dank shoes and insoles. What do you do at work?
No.16917
>>16916
Walk between the warehouse and the shop floor and stick shit on shelves.
No.16918
chilling after a cold bath with a glass of pepsi max and lots of ice
who'd have thought you could be so comfy in this weather
No.16919
>>16918
Not me because I am very uncomfy ;(
No.16920
Remember to cross June off the calendar for the next thread
Britfeel started in November 2014. How has it been so long?
No.16921
>>16918
Cold bath sounds nice, but I assume it would be pretty shit in reality. Was it actually cold, or like room temperature?
No.16922
>>16921
well yeah it was more luke-warm, but compared to my usual piping hot baths it felt comparatively chill
No.16923
>>16920
Where did the time go lad. At least I'm 15kg lighter since then.
No.16924
the oneitus is consuming me lads
I might start counting down the days like that annoying autist if I'm not careful.
I just want her so bad.
No.16925
No.16926
>>16925
202 days
and counting
No.16927
>>16926
You're better than this m8
get a hold of yourself
No.16929
You enjoying the heat?
>Tfw it's reading as 24
W-we're gonna die.
No.16930
>>16929
No, yes
Someone stream pls
No.16931
I'm feeling pretty angry tonight, looking at these new marvel covers with lady thor now having cancer, and wolverine being a woman now and being reminded of black human torch and deadshot coming to movies.
Back in the 90's, geek stuff was a very young white male thing, comic books, sci fi, video games etc and anyone interested in it was shit on by the general public, now that geek culture is mainstream and cool, they just go throwing shit all over the walls in hopes that the masses will love it.
Maybe I'm just bitter.
No.16933
>>16931
It pisses me off a bit too.
>Tfw seeing girls walking around in cropped shirts with "nerd" in big white letters across the front
>Tfw seeing girls walking around in the biggest black rimmed glasses they can get their hands on, even though they don't need them
Only a few years ago people who were classified as nerds were beat the shit out of, ridiculed and shit. Same goes for people who wore glasses. Now seemingly overnight it's become a cool and in thing to be called a nerd and to wear glasses. What the fuck happened? The thing that pisses me off the most about all of this is the people wearing this stuff are the same type of people who ripped on actual nerds several years ago.
No consolation but it's just a passing fad, I hope anyway.
No.16934
>>16933
>oh anon I am just the biggest nerd
>for real?
>yeah I watch big bang theory all the time
No.16935
>mfw I dox this already cringe worthy autistic guy
>find his youtube channel from years ago where he is playing with mario soft toys, making them kiss and dancing to let the bodies hit the floor
No.16936
>>16934
>"I just read an article in a magazine LOL im such a huge NERD XD"
No.16937
>>16936
They are trying to pretend so that we will spare them in the beta uprising.
No.16938
No.16939
>>16938
First against the wall lad
No.16940
>mfw normalcunts literally believe that "just go talk to her" is valid/good advice
No.16941
>>16940
They also believe advice such as
>just be yourself
>just go outside
>oh just cheer up
is valid on the basis of "it worked for me :/"
No.16943
No.16944
>>16943
I'm pretty sure he has made multiple Twitch accounts and is talking with them in the chat…
No.16945
No.16946
I have watched this guy talk about Sam for hours, but never seen him actually play the game. Constantly just sitting at the results screen.
No.16947
>>16944
You 'ear that Sam? This fuckin' booly says I'm talking to myself! I feel sorry for 'im really, it's not 'is fault Sam.
No.16948
>tfw banned for asking if he blazed it
No.16950
I can't do this , I finally got a job after countless months , almost a year of seaching. I knew something was up but I still went along with it anyway.
I just hate it, everything about the place makes be feel horrible. The enviroment around you , there isnt any laughing or banter, everything is serious and half the people there are forgien , I can't fucking do this. I'm not going back and I'm leaving to find something else, I'd rather be jobless than go bakc there and contemplate myself being there working what im sure are illegal hours a week with very little to no pay until the month eventually ends, coming home at the cracks of night feeling like ive been pushed in a puddle and just sitting in the dark until the next day begins .
Only thing now is that I feel displaced, I can't go back and the only thing ahead is uncertainty and trial
No.16951
No.16952
>>16949
>tfw he acknowledges your comment
No.16953
who's this "ryan" that has all his guys raiding the chat?
No.16954
>>16950
I hear you mate
most jobs, especially the bottom-barrel wageslave jobs, are complete shit. They basically can get away with being shit because people don't have any other choice
No.16955
All these normalfags taking our stream
No.16956
>>16955
>was at 5 viewers or so
>now 300+
fucking normies ruin everything
No.16957
>>16956
I bet it's some normie minecraft Streamer or something
No.16958
>>16957
they sound like total fags with the whole "for ryan-senpai" thing, and they're not saying anything funny or clever, so you're probably right.
No.16959
Just got home from work guys. I'm already having fantasies about walking out the door and never coming back, I can't take it much longer. Supermarkets are hell.
Also, the guy is streaming but all the bullies will probably mean he'll stop and wont just chat with Sam once he's done. This makes me sad.
No.16960
>>16959
Hopefully the normies will go soon
No.16961
>>16959
I know, I was enjoying making him subtly say stupid things, now all these raider fags are ruining it
No.16962
>>16950
I know what you mean mate, minimum wage is all shit, you do manual work without talking to anyone, or really using your mind which means while you tire yourself out nothing stops you from thinking about how shit the job is. Time to think in that sort of environment is bad.
No.16963
Honestly lads I think a lot.of these raiders are bots, pretty much everyone is saying one of 4 exact phrases. Someone get the.twitch cyber police in the case.
No.16964
>>16962
It's in an office but everyone around is just weird or something
I just stick to myself
>>16954
I wouldn't mind it all if the enviroment wasnr driving me crazy. Im not going back at all
No.16965
>>16964
offices are usually better than retail. I mean they can still be really shit in their own way but at least you can just sit and work on a computer and ignore all the bullshit.
No.16966
why the fuck won't he ban them
No.16967
>>16966
>Last time he ban everyone who spoke because of their names.
>This time he refuses to ban actual problems
No.16968
>>16966
No idea, seriously why can't he just make someone a mod
No.16969
so Sam is the dead dog, right?
No.16970
>Don't look at me like that
No.16971
No.16972
>>16968
the existing mods are literally useless
No.16973
>>16972
>please ban the raiders
>be nice
Does this mod have downs?
No.16974
>>16973
yeah what a fucking mong
I'm bored of that stream now anyways
No.16975
>>16974
Yeah same, someone pls stream ;4)
No.16976
The bots are gone guys, it looks like its pretty comfy, he's looking at concept art.
No.16977
No.16978
No.16979
>>16978
Been up a while, heading off to work now. i hate life, etc..
No.16981
No.16982
Passed my theory test lads
Well chuffed
No.16983
>>16982
Nice one m8. What score did you get
No.16984
>>16982
Noice. Was it your first time taking the theory test?
No.16985
I went out for the first time in weeks and I didn't realise it was 3pm and all the students would be coming home.
It's nerve wracking being the same height as teenage girls. 177cm, 5'9/10.
No.16986
>>16985
You're not that short m8. It could be worse.
No.16987
>>16983
I got 49 out of 50 for the questions, and 54 out of 75 for the hazard perception
>>16984
Cheers mate. Yeah it was, been practicing with the CD ROM though, I heard that none of the questions in the practice material will appear in the test, but most of them did lol
No.16988
Just got back from my week-long family holiday in Weymouth. It was really nice, even without any internet connection.
Did a shit load of walking most days, even after getting really bad sunburn on my arms and legs at the beach on Monday. I didn't put any sun cream on at all, I completely forgot that was a thing you need to do if you go outside on sunny summer days. I'm still bright red now, I was in agony for several days but it's stopped hurting at all times and now only hurts if I touch those areas.
How has everyone else's week been?
No.16989
>>16982
Well done mate, now get on and do they practical.
Top quality bants at work today. One of the girls who just joined is quite nice too.
No.16990
>>16989
I want to hear that you've got her number by the end of next week m8.
No.16991
>>16988
Pretty shit, doing 48 hours altogether in work this week, its been hell so far, and the only day I had off was Sunday. At least I can look forward to only doing Saturday, Monday and Tuesday next week.
Also got a family meal tomorrow night, so that should be pretty sweet. Might get a steak.
No.16992
Someone stream tonight pls
No.16993
>>16992
Solid Snake is streaming.
But watching him is depressing… He's a troubled soul to say the least.
No.16994
No.16995
>>16993
>go in to wind him up
>end up genuinely liking him
it's chronic cast all over again
No.16997
On the bus home, excited to get home for some solid snake. Is he playing batman again?
No.16998
>>16997
yeah mate, he seems relatively calm at the moment, no psychotic outbreaks to speak of
No.16999
>>16998
I think the first time he was only so bad because he was drinking, he seemed somewhat okay yesterday, even if he is odd.
No.17000
No.17001
>>16999
I'm pretty sure he's schizophrenic. I was being a dick on the first ever raid before I realized that he was actually mentally ill; I'm just being nice now.
No.17002
>>16995
Same kek.
Earlier he texted his dad to tell him how far he had gotten in the game. Wasn't sure whether it was heartwarming or heartbreaking.
Also is this part actually hard or is he just bad at it
No.17003
>>17002
I think he's missing some really obvious part of the combat.
Arkham combat is piss easy
No.17004
Back from work. Looks like he's drinking.
No.17005
>>17004
that and a bully's been in the stream, so we could see some action soon
No.17006
>>17005
They can't help it, they had bad childhoods. They need to see their doctor really, get themselves sorted in the head.
No.17007
>metal gear
>bandanna out
>soundtrack on
get hype
No.17008
>>17007
He's back
Is vic one of us?
No.17009
Btw he's now on the jamielvskay twitch name
No.17010
>>17009
>changes channels without telling anyone
he's an odd one
No.17011
Twitch.tv/jamielvskay lads I'm banned in this chat
No.17012
No.17014
>>17013
tried to get him to unban lel
No.17015
Meatyrod is banned for this channel.
>tfw
Ask for unban?
No.17016
must have been when we were trolling him the first time round
No.17017
>>17015
I think we need to wait for vic to get mod
No.17018
Just realised he was on the other channel, I'm banned there too. :(
No.17019
>>17016
Yeah. We were being pretty brutal.
No.17020
should we find another one to fuck about in then?
No.17021
I'm guessing he has separate twitch channels for his PS3 and PS4, that's the only way I can think to explain it.
No.17022
No.17023
any of our streamers about?
No.17024
also
>went out for lunch earlier at the harvester
>had a huge burger and chips
>plus a bunch of pasta from the salad bar
>and half my mums dinner because she didn't finish hers
>and then a rocky horror sundae
>and about 5 glasses of pepsi max
>absolutely fucking bloated
>few hours later
>actually feeling pretty hungry now
No.17025
>>17024
Jelly of that feast m8
No.17026
>>17024
Girthy feast lol
Still banned from Solid Snake's stream ;_;
No.17027
>>17024
Holy shit, you must be a big lad.
Today I had:
>bowl of coco pops for breakfast
>sausage roll on the journey home
>ham & cucumber sandwich, a nectarine and some grapes for lunch
>"yellowfin sole fillet" and wedges for dinner.
I don't think I could eat any more.
No.17028
>>17024
Super Jealous, really looking forward to going for a meal with my parents tomorow.
Since its say what we ate time:
Bowl of nesquik for breakfast
2 chicken sandwiches, a pack of baked crisps and a twix for lunch.
Now eating a salami sandwich, a babybell and a pack of fridge raiders. Got 2 angel slices lined up as well.
I'm really surprised this level of food is keeping me going on 8 hour shifts.
No.17029
Just woke up, excited for the mgs stream.
No.17030
He's sad that no one's talking, but we're all banned from the chat :(
No.17031
>he said he was going out earlier
>he only switched streams
>"they're my mates"
No.17032
>>17029
why is she so perfect?
No.17033
>>17032
stop, I can't handle it
No.17034
So this guy thinks he and his dog Sam are literally in Metal Gear Solid?
No.17035
No.17036
>>17035
She does motion capture for a character in MGSV.
No.17038
I have a folder with 256 images / gifs of her.
Downloaded it from some madman on /mgg/.
No.17039
>>17038
>I will never hold her in my arms
No.17041
>>17040
__P
__E
L I T E R A L L Y
__F
__E
__C
__T
No.17042
>I don't got nothing against gays, I just think they're disgusting
No.17043
>>17041
Get a hold of yourself mate. Why do you have all of those on your computer? Would she even look at you irl?
No.17044
>>17043
I'm not even the same guy mate
No.17045
Lads I'm pretty sure I just saw something get blown the fuck out of the sky by lightning, I saw an explosion. There is a huge lighting storm overhead, shaking the house.
No.17046
>>17043
I-I like to look at pretty girls.
No.17047
I'm scared.
Car alarms are going off.
Air is being sucked out of the crack in my window.
The house is shaking.
Is this punishment for my sins?
No.17048
No.17049
>"whats going on?"
>Banned
he's in drunk mode now
No.17050
>>17043
>Would she even look at you irl?
would any woman?
No.17051
>>17045
>>17047
RIP, it's supposed to be stormy where I live too, but there hasn't been a drop of rain yet. In the last month or so, every time the met office predicts a storm around here, it hasn't happened.
No.17052
>>17047
whereabouts do you live? This sounds pretty srs
No.17053
shit I just heard a loud rumbling. I think it might have been thunder but after what that anon said I'm not sure
No.17054
No.17055
shit, now I've got crazy amounts of lightning going on outside
Is this the end times?
No.17056
>>17055
take some photos for us? I hope we get a storm soon, they're so comfy.
No.17057
>>17054
Yikes, I just spent a week there in a caravan too. Looks like I left at the right time.
No.17058
>>17055
It's passed for me, now it's your turn.
Close the windows.
No.17059
>>17058
>Close the windows.
b-but it's so hot
No.17060
>>17056
I tried but I couldn't really get a good picture
I did take a video but it's mostly me standing out in the garden with a few flashes
No.17061
WHAT THE FUCK IS SNAKE DOING
No.17062
>>17061
the people demand entertainment
No.17063
>>17061
he's been doing strange shit and playing music for a while now
No.17064
fucking hell it's getting worse
It's pouring down, thunder and lightening everywhere, IT'S NOT PASSING
No.17065
It's funny how he hints at things constantly when he wants people to suggest them
No.17066
>>17065
Well Sam always goes on about stuff, and he keeps telling her not to, that the viewers will ask for it if they want it.
I always think he's trying to suss out the bullies, but he never is.
No.17067
fucking HELL just had quite possibly the loudest thunder I've ever heard
No.17068
I'm off to bed, just about managed to avoid fapping a moment ago, it was a little too close. The internet is a digital succubus, I didn't even have lewd thoughts when I was on holiday.
Goodnight guys.
No.17069
No.17070
>>17061
That's enough schizophrenia for one night lads. Good night.
No.17071
>the only people I want here are my true friends
No.17072
>lightning
>thunder
Just as I'm going to bed, god damn it.
No.17073
>>17071
Donlookatmelikethat
No.17074
feels like it's been a while since we've had a chill, fairly active night in the thread
I've enjoyed it guys
No.17075
Just started hearing the thunder and seeing the lightning, it's heading north lads. Worcestershire / Herefordshire beware, you're next.
No.17076
>>17075
Can confirm, it seems to have finished here in Buckinghamshire.
No.17077
>>17076
It's STILL going here, has been for at least an hour (in Hertfordshire)
No.17078
>>17074
Snake brings us all together
No.17079
>>17077
Just finished here in Cambridgeshire.
Had to make a little nest in the airing cupboard out of an old duvet so the cat had somewhere to hide.
No.17080
Up for work, start at 10. I didn't sleep enough and my feet still hurt from yesterday, Its going to be a horrible 8 hours.
No.17081
No.17082
Anyone remember this guy? He's currently doing karaoke sing Pet Shop Boys with his dead dog..
http://www.twitch.tv/jamielvskay
No.17083
>>17082
I sort of want him to kill himself to end his suffering and to make society safer.
No.17084
>>17082
>Anyone remember this guy?
a bunch of us were watching him for hours yesterdat
No.17085
>>17084
oh, i haven't been here for ages since i got banned
No.17086
Just entered the stream, given the quality of the sound combined with his singing I thought it was some screamo song
then it turned out to be gangnam style kek
No.17087
>TFW snake is streaming but you're in work.
:(
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No.17089
I take it the real hustle and meatyrod are both people from here?
No.17090
>>17089
meatyrod is, don't think real hustle is though
No.17092
I'm guessing Enoch Powell was one of ours, that or a brit/pol/ guy
No.17093
How do I send a pm on twitch?
No.17094
How's your Saturday going so far guys?
>Tfw when all this storm talk is getting me nostalgic for the brit threads on /b/ during that "serious storm" two years ago
No.17095
>>17094
Just tidying my room today. That storm was so cosy last night.
No.17097
>>17094
>How's your Saturday going so far guys?
So far I've spent it doing mindless things on my computer after a week without it. I should probably eat lunch, have a shower, and unpack my stuff instead.
No.17098
>>17096
bit early yet mate.
Gonna give it to 5 before I start on the cider
No.17099
>>17098
It's midnight here, not sure if I should go out and try to mingle lol
No.17100
>>17099
>It's midnight here
bloody hell, didn't realise the colony was that far ahead
>go out and try to mingle
what, just go to a random pub or something?
No.17101
>>17100
Nah I'm too spergy to go in, afraid of bouncers lol. I usually just put goon in a bag and walk around the street. Once two drunk girls came up and talked to me and played with my hair, it was cool
No.17102
>>17101
>tfw no drunk qts to play with my hair
No.17103
There's a cutie in work that I've been chatting to today and I think I might accidentally be flirting. I don't know how to handle this situation.
No.17104
>>17103
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
No.17106
>>17105
I'm partial to Henry Westons.
>tfw can't drink most of the other ciders anyway because they're not vegetarian
No.17108
>>17106
>vegetarian
>can't drink cider most ciders
Henry Westons is godly cider though. Good taste lad.
No.17109
>>17106
>cider
>not vegetarian
What the hell is in cider that isn't vegetarian?
No.17110
>>17109
Bit of sausage dipped in la' ;)
No.17111
>>17110
I'll dip my sausage in the wound of your neck after I slit your throat la ;)
No.17112
>>17107
What's the big deal, it doesn't affect you and it's healthier for me.
>>17108
Yeah I really like it..I like scrumpy a lot too, not a fan of fizz when it comes to cider.
>>17109
Some beers and ciders and usually cask ales are filtered through fish bladders or use gelatine in production and it seems hypocritical to drink them and still call myself a veggie.
Although I had a nice pint of Spitfire yesterday in the sun before realising it wasn't veggie. The cask isn't, but the bottled is.
No.17113
Home from my meal lads, had a chicken and chorizo burger. Is snake streaming?
No.17114
No.17115
>>17114
>As a result, the researchers say more studies are needed to confirm their findings.
The entire article was based on a survey that was limited to Austria only, I'm not exactly shitting myself over their findings.
I don't like arguing about vegetarianism but considering I cook all my own meals from scratch and balance my diet well, I think I am quite healthy.
http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/diet-cancer/facts/meat-consumption-and-cancer-risk
Hope you like butt cancer m80 :v)
No.17116
Ganking this guy because he's an annoying faggot if anyone wants to watch
http://www.twitch.tv/so_cal_kyle
No.17117
>>17116
The guy is so fucking annoying. Are you the guy killing him in WoW?
No.17118
>>17117
Yeah, I've killed him almost 10 times now. He's pretty persistent.
No.17119
>>17116
I'm watching now, shrek him
No.17120
>>17119
That's over 10 times now, he actually handled it pretty well. I'll let him live for now - I feel bad for him getting bullied by Chad.
No.17121
>>17120
Kek, we need to find a dank stream
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No.17123
>>17122
>tfw my favourite game has alot pros who stream a lot with great personalities
this is a comfy feel for a neat like me
No.17124
>>17123
What game is that m8
No.17125
>>17124
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
No.17126
No.17127
>>17126
Rib
I'm off to sleep now
No.17128
>mfw i cum in my girlfriends pussy
No.17129
Good Morning everyone, its my first day off in a week and I just woke up from an amazing sleep. Today I'm going to update my journal and start revision for my theory test, there's a beef dinner coming at some point too. What's everyone else's plans?
No.17131
>>17128
Your hand isn't a pussy m8.
No.17132
Got some extreme rain going on. This better be the start of a storm.
No.17133
>>17129
Morning, I only slept for about 6 hours and woke up with a sore throat and a blocked nose. No plans for today as far as I can remember, but I do still need to unpack my stuff at some point.
No.17134
>>17129
Alright mate. Not entirely sure. This wagecucking is doing my head in. I don't know what to do on the weekends.
>tfw still putting off buying new pc components because overwhelmed by choice
No.17135
>>17134
I know the feel mate, you spend so much time in work and are too tired to do shit in the day after it, then it comes to your day off and you don't want to waste your free time so wont commit to something that might be shit, then end up sitting around doing bugger all.
At least that's how it is for me atm.
No.17136
>>17134
>>17135
see with me, since starting work I've found that I've really valued my time a lot more. Even when just doing nothing, it feels so much more rewarding than days on end of nothing.
No.17137
>>17135
Pretty much, yeah. The weather is bad too so at least I don't have to think about going outside.
>>17136
I value my time a lot more, but I don't really have any hobbies or friends. I want to start a new hobby but why. I guess I'm just in a bad mood right now.
No.17138
>>17136
I think a problem is, that even before going back to work, the things I was sitting around doing weren't things I enjoyed. Stuff like watching certain youtubers, who I don't enjoy anymore but I watch them every day out of habit.
No.17139
I don't know what to do. I just wake up, come on the computer, then go to sleep.
What is enjoyable?
No.17140
>>17139
>What is enjoyable?
Not much when you're stuck in that cycle, especially if you've been doing it for years on end. Personally I've been enjoying life a lot more since I started taking care of myself more and going for walks.
No.17141
>>17139
I've started going for walks and just making really small changes to the never ending cycle of sleep - computer - sleep, like taking care of myself, making the bed properly. I've taken up gardening this year as well, pretty happy with how it's turned out lol.
No.17143
>>17139
Another anon who walks here, I guess we really are walkfeel. I think what helps about it the most is the fresh air, and its even better if you ahve somewhere nice to walk, or a dog to keep you company.
I'm trying to get back into reading, but it's hard, the problem is that the internet has a lot of instant gratification, and a cycle that keeps you in, with books it feels like it's gunna take forever for something amazing to happen, or for you to finish the chapter and the book, and theyre the sort of place the gratification comes with that, I need to push through it and get used to the slow burn again instead of hot flashes.
No.17144
>>17140
>>17141
>>17143
I go for walks sometimes, quite long ones too (~15 miles).
I still feel really depressed, consider not coming home and sleeping rough. I never do though because there are always too many normies on an epic bender ;^)
No.17145
>normies think sitting in front
No.17146
>>17145
>NEETs think not finishing sentences
No.17147
>>17145
Fucking hit "submit" too early
>normies think that sitting in front of your computer all day is pathetic
>they'll happily sit in their garden for hours "sunbathing" and consider this a worthy pursuit.
No.17148
No.17149
>>17147
But being the sun is healthy
No.17150
>>17146
>>17148
i-its this shitty phone app, the keyboard is right below the submit button, and once you tap it you can't cancel
No.17151
>>17149
I understand that some sun exposure is good for you, but lying there for hours letting your skin roast in the heat is not
No.17153
Watching the first episode of Dragon Ball Super. The voices are absolutely horrible.
No.17154
To the guys that go for walks, where do you walk to?
No.17155
No.17156
>>17154
Up the mountain, or down the cycle track, its surrounded by trees and shit so is pretty sweet.
No.17157
>>17154
Just around the local streets and back, I usually take a different route each time. There's a lake that's not far from here that I've been able to get to recently, so my current goal is to eventually walk all the way around it and back without dying.
I've yet to actually go anywhere for a purpose like going to the shops, mostly because I still haven't managed to overcome my anxiety of that. I've never actually been in a shop or bought anything on my own before, so I don't really know the procedure.
No.17158
>>17154
Footpaths in the countryside
No.17159
>>17154
Just around the countryside. I live near a large estuary so I can get there easy enough. I did a bit of the pennine way earlier this year and it was good to get away from everything and everyone, would recommend; it isn't a challenge of skill, just endurance walking.
No.17160
>tfw have a cold
>again
My nose has been running non stop for hours, and I've had a sore throat since last night. Can't even play vidya because I keep having to use my hands to blow my nose.
Feels shitty man, this is about the fourth cold I've had this year.
No.17161
>>17160
How's your diet? Do you exercise?
No.17162
>>17160
Shit mang, sounds annoying as fuck. Can't remember the last cold where I had a runny nose, only sore throats for me.
Also someone pls stream
No.17163
>>17160
>tfw those times when you have a bad cold and you blow your nose so much it gets super sore and inflamed
fuck that man
No.17164
>>17162
>Also someone pls stream
THIS
tho I'm pretty sure lupus and scottish anime guy have both left
No.17165
>>17161
I spent most of the last decade just sitting in my room on my computer with the curtains shut, and I rarely got ill, but since the start of this year I've been pushing myself to leave the house and spend time with family, and I've been getting ill every 2 months or so. In terms of diet I'm not sure, I don't really understand food but I've been underweight for the last 4 years.
>>17162
>>17164
>Also someone pls stream
I was actually in the process of setting one up myself and hoping to try it out tonight, but then this happened. I'm also curious as to what happened to those two, haven't seen them around for a while.
No.17166
>>17165
sag was on the verge of becoming a normie already, he probably finally crossed over to the other side
No.17167
>Greece voted no to bailout terms
Eurozone B T F O
No.17168
We need to find a comfy stream m8s
No.17169
I've heard Midnight In Paris and Lost In Translation are pretty comfy films, so I've downloaded them both in HD. I'm super excited for coming home from work tomorrow and watching them in the comfy room downstairs.
No.17170
>>17169
>tfw I spend all day at work fantasising about comfy games to play and comfy shows/movies to watch
>tfw I actually get home and I waste all of my time aimlessly browsing the Internet like always
No.17171
>>17170
I'm okay when I have a plan, I just need to make sure I plan stuff out first or I do the same. That's why tomorrow I'm finishing work, buying a new notebook, catching the bus home and watching those films in the comfy snug room downstairs, then coming back up to do some driving theory revision.
No.17172
>>17169
I love lost in translation. Good film.
No.17173
>>17172
Is it super comfy? I head it was, and it certainly looks it.
No.17174
>>17173
It is. There isn't a huge story to it. But you can really get immersed in the environment and the atmosphere. I like films which let me explore the world from inside my prison.
No.17175
30 day 4chan ban on a static IP.
What's this place like?
No.17176
>>17174
Yeah, that's the sort of film's I can really get into as well, feels super comfy. One film I was surprised at feeling like it was the new Mad Max, they dont explain much background to the world, but you can get it from the things all the characters do and say, and it's visually stunning. Although I really like the whole long journey aspect of it too, reminds me of Death Race 2000, which gives me the comfy feelings.
>>17175
We're pretty slow, but chilled out. We're all just trying to make it. What did they ban you for?
No.17177
>>17176
Someone was talking about how a horses vagina is loose to accommodate the girth of a stallions cock.
In response I posted a picture of a picture of a mares genitals and replied "doesn't look that loose to me".
For some reason a mod thought this was breaking a US law.
No.17179
>>17177
Kek, well let it be known that you can post horsepussy to your heart's content on 8chan, so long as you do it on the appropriate board.
>>>/zoo/
No.17180
>>17179
I wasn't even posting it in a sexual way. It was literally just a horses ass. It's no different from a picture of the grand national. There was nothing sexual about it.
What state law does this break?
Are horses banned in this state?
No.17181
I feel like shit, can't breath out of my nose at all, yet it's still dripping, and I've got a headache now too. It's going to be difficult, but I'm going to try and sleep. Goodnight guys.
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No.17183
>>17180
Probably some retard who thinks it counts as bestiality.
No.17184
>>17180
I swear I see a horse vag in the r9k on a semi-regular basis.
No.17185
>>17184
Meant to say "in the r9k catalog"
No.17186
JUST FUCKING END IT ALL GOD FUCKING DAMN
No.17187
>>17186
Reported to the mods for veiled threats of terrorism
Enjoy your ban kid
No.17188
>>17187
lmao come @ me kid
No.17189
Tescos own snickers are fucking tasty lads. Better than the real thing imo
No.17190
>>17189
b-but I don't like nuts
No.17191
Mum put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.
I can't even describe the sheer fury that I am feeling right now. I thought women were supposed to know how pans work.
No.17192
>>17190
Don't eat it then faggot, more for me.
Their milky way bars are quite nice too, and the twix.
No.17193
>>17192
Can you stop being a douche and copying stuff from the halfchan thread please?
No.17194
>>17193
Whatever sad cunt is copying our posts again, I don't care, I don't even visit the halfchan thread anymore.
On the off-chance it isn't you doing it (which it probably is) check the times of the posts.
No.17195
>>17193
I've just checked the thread (for the first time in like a month) and I see a lot of paki hate.
My guess is the same butthurt paki who was copy pasting our posts before, has assumed it's something to do with us so has started again.
So Mohammed if you're reading this, let me state for the record that it's nothing to do with us
Then again, I don't care what you post in that thread so carry on if it makes you feel better lmao
No.17196
Where's the comfy stream at?
No.17197
They messed up my order and give me a tikka masala instead of a madras. I thought it can't be that bad so I gave it a chance.
Good GOD. It was foul. I couldn't even finish it.
And I had no idea tika masalas were supposed to be bright red.
No.17198
>>17194
>>17195
Was only on there because I was on mobile on a bus and didnt have anything better to do, and because the apps looks so similar I couldn't figure out which post was first, yeah they were being copied from here, sorry.
I was only mad because I dont want their crap here, I've got no problem with them posting our stuff there. It doesn't affect me 90% of the time.
Went to the comfy room downstairs but watched this stupid "Home" animated film. Do not recommend, not comfy. Came upstairs and now I'm watching lost in translation.
No.17200
>>17198
>you will never have an affair in tokyo with a qt grill when you are aged 50+
No.17201
So I received a copy of the witcher 3 in the post for ps4 today
problem is I didn't order it. I don't even own a ps4. Checked my bank account and I've been billed for it. Unless I was fucking sleep walking and managed to get online and order this, I don't get it. I'd suspect it was a scam, but why would a scammer send the game to me??
No.17202
No.17203
>>17202
I know right? It's so fucking weird. I've managed to track down where the order came from, it was ordered yesterday for one-day delivery. The site has my shipping address and my card details. Did I have some sort of blackout?
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No.17208
>>17207
he literally just went offline when I linked it, hopefully he comes back on
No.17209
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Changed my phone theme for the first time in over a year, gone from grey icons with a nighttime cityscape to something more minimalist.
No.17210
>>17209
>facebook
>twitter
>instagram
>snapchat
normie OUT
No.17211
>>17210
I'm a cyborg, gotta keep up with my "friends" somehow, and this means I don't need to leave the house.
Instagram is just for perving on a goth girl I sort of know.
No.17212
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No.17214
>>17211
>cyborg
Normalfags in denial make me laugh every time. This blank bingo sheet doubles as my actual result, assuming that "held at least one birthday party" doesn't include kids ones organised by parents.
No.17215
We leave snake for a day or two and now all these normies are in here
No.17216
>>17215
I know right? These supposed "long time fans" weren't about for any of the time we've been there
No.17217
also no girl on okcupid will fancy me my face is to ugly if a girl finds me attractive i will eat myself im also moving out of mums house the council is moving me to a 1 bedroom flat on monday im terrified of being alone im now in my 1 bedroom flat alone its making me ill cant handle it also love the Jeremy kyle show also love the bill tv series my favourite officer is pc des taviner i also hate cheaters im a very faithful person if i get a text from a girl i will eat myself i think i have a ugly face if any girl thinks im attractive text me 07856084649
No.17219
>>17214
Who the fuck has proms?
No.17220
>>17215
>normie mod is deleting messages that aren't "positive enough"
I preferred it when Snake was the only autist
No.17221
>>17220
Only molded them an hour ago he says.
Maybe we'll have to reveal them as bullies
No.17222
>>17221
>Maybe we'll have to reveal them as bullies
No.17224
Can someone order a takeaway to his house? I wanna see his reaction on stream
3 Hampden Ct
Newport NP19 0HL
No.17225
>>17221
>Make sure you mod Sparky, Welshy, Fox and Clarkey tomorrow Snake
it's ogre
No.17226
>don't look at me like that
is says that so often, it's like it's a tick or something
No.17227
Do any of you have the ability to get an erection from looking at porn without actually touching your dick?
No.17228
>>17218
>>17223
>had a girl say she loves you
>LOST VIRGINITY
Pic related.
>>17219
My high school had one, some kids hired out limos and wore suits and stuff. I didn't go to it though, I stayed at home on my computer.
It was around that time that my clinical depression and agoraphobia started actually.
No.17229
>>17226
Yes, he's also highly paranoid (his location is 'classified information') and has an imaginary friend (Sam). He's schizophrenic.
No.17230
>>17225
These mods are pissin me off lol. Trying to get snake more followers and viewers.
No.17231
>>17230
yeah, feel like I can't say anything without them banning for something shit
also any funny trolls that come in will get obliterated immediately
No.17232
>>17228
It was my girlfriend when I was 12.
No.17233
>>17228
If it helps she would have slept with anyone and she was batshit crazy.
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No.17235
>>17227
It happens to me occasionally, it was extremely rare when I was still fapping once or twice a day to every hentai genre you can think of however.
If that's something you're struggling with, avoiding porn a little more may help, even if just for a day or two.
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No.17237
>>17236
he's done alright there considering how nuts he is
No.17238
>>17236
>mum i had a great nite last night i sang songs for my sam and i know you were watching me up there keep watching me in heaven today ok
I didn't need this
No.17239
>>17237
Facebook angles m8, she's a whale
No.17240
>>17239
still, she doesn't seem mentally ill or anything judging by her pics and profile
No.17241
Someone PLEASE send a hooker to his house or order some fast food, it would be hilarious to watch on stream
No.17242
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
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No.17243
>>17232
>It was my girlfriend when I was 12.
I guess that's not so good.
I remember when I was 13, some lads from school set me up with some random chinese girl in our year for their own amusement, and even though she accepted we didn't look at or go near each other for the two weeks the "relationship" lasted. Didn't even get a hug, let alone an "I love you".
>>17233
Still, you went through with it instead of sperging out and running away. How did that situation even occur? I notice you didn't circle "been to a house party" or "picked up a girl from a bar or a club".
No.17244
>>17237
>>17239
>>17240
what are you guys talking about? I can only see pics of him an occasionally a cat
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No.17246
>>17245
oh yeah
>>17241
I can't believe he put his address right there, he's made it so easy to fuck with him. Luckily we're good people….r-right?
No.17247
>>17246
nah send a hooker to his house on stream la'
No.17248
>>17243
That's rough, it sounds a bit like they were interracial cuckolds as well. Mine wasn't like that; she was my proper girlfriend for a few months, we'd often kiss but never really want any further than that. She finished with me when we went to different schools, and that was that.
No.17249
No.17253
>>17243
>Still, you went through with it instead of sperging out and running away. How did that situation even occur? I notice you didn't circle "been to a house party" or "picked up a girl from a bar or a club".
Met her at college, she basically did all the talking as I was beta as fuck. Invited herself over one evening with a sob story and ended up staying the night. Later on I found out she was a pathological liar and already had a bf. Not little lies either, most were about dramatic shit like being in car crashes when the passenger next to her had died.
Yeah I've never picked any girls up and I wasn't invited to any house parties during school. This was the first and only girl I have slept with.
No.17255
>>17214
I have "friends", but only because I think they're useful, and because appearing normal means I can do well in the real world, I don't connect to them as people, I see them as useful tools.
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No.17257
>>17248
>she was my proper girlfriend for a few months, we'd often kiss but never really want any further than that.
I guess it's not much by normie standards, but I'm still mad jealous. Not having any form of awkward teenage romance is one of my biggest regrets.
>>17253
Yikes, I guess you didn't have much of a choice then. I've read a few horror stories about girls like that, you're lucky she didn't try to get you done for "rape" the next day.
No.17258
>>17256
I fucking lose it whenever he says it
No.17259
>>17258
same, especially a minute ago when he shouted it as he was walking away to take a piss
No.17260
>I think meatyrod would be a good mod
I think we're in boys.
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No.17262
>>17260
first meaty, then we get the rest of us in, then we push the normies out
No.17263
>>17260
BASED
Unban me please
username's DiverseLeader
No.17264
>>17255
So more of a psychopath posing as a normie then. Still, the ability to form, maintain and utilise those relationships, even with a facade, is what sets you apart from the spergs and autists of the world, who couldn't make a friend if their life depended on it.
No.17265
we can get that Ckj banned I think
No.17266
>>17265
BigBosh is such a sad cunt
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No.17268
jesus you can't say anything without being a bully
No.17269
might take drink everytime he says don't look at me like that
No.17270
>>17264
Yeah, pretty much, I used to be a robot and completely unable to talk to people in public, with a few friends at school who were geeks too, but I realised I was never going to make it anywhere alone the way I was, so just generally tried to learn social conventions etc, although I still cant speak to women, but I hate them anyway because they're far too ruled by their emotions. I'm still super quiet most of the time, but I like to think I give off the strong silent vibe as opposed to an autistic.
I can still hang out though guys, right?
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No.17273
Anyone else feel like these other guys are another community trying to do what we're doing? They don't deserve him. I bet he'd fit in more with us than them.
No.17274
>>17272
Loving the questions about the mods m8
No.17275
>>17273
nah I think there just sad cunts
No.17276
>>17273
we can win this one, we just have to play the long game. They already have weak links with that idiot Ckj or whatever it was
No.17277
No.17278
>>17273
I think they're like us except friends IRL
No.17279
>That manic 'don't look at me like that '
fucking kek
No.17280
>>17273
They party up and play bf4 on ps4 so they are probably major faggots. Ckj is definitely the weak link
No.17281
>>17280
they're also apparently semi-successful on twitch already (or at least one of them is) with subscribers in the thousands
No.17283
Was Sam ever a real Dog? I'm worried there's a body there.
No.17284
>these scoutout emotions from two different users
that's pretty weird ..
No.17285
>>17283
There are no pictures of a dog on his Facebook and he said he won't show him on cam because he starts growling.
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>>17283
I think it may have been a cat all along
No.17288
>>17270
>I can still hang out though guys, right?
Sure, it's good to have some diversity.
If I'm honest, even though I have asperger's I think hope I could probably do alright too, if I could just get past the anxiety and get out of the difficult situation of having zero friends + being long term NEET. My lack of exposure to any social interaction at all over the last 7 years has set me back a long way though.
No.17289
fucking hate that bigbosh cunt
No.17290
>dont_look_at_me_like_that
LAD
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No.17291
>oh look at me I get it all the time
Fuck off
No.17293
>>17292
he just did another manic one, they're my favourite
No.17295
>name has "bot" in it
>LOOK SAM ITS A BOT, BAN 'IM
No.17296
>both of them agreed to stand down as mods
>he refused to demod them
for fucks sake
No.17297
No.17298
No.17299
>tfw we actually turned it around
No.17300
>>17298
>>17299
they're still mods…
No.17301
we need to get sparky on side
No.17302
someone post his address in the chat
3 Hampden Ct
Newport NP19 0HL
No.17303
>>17302
Oh shit, he'll freak out if that happens.
No.17304
>>17302
Dont, it might ruin everything.
No.17305
>>17303
i would do but i can never get the captcha right when making a throwaway account
No.17306
>>17304
fuck it, with the mods here now this isn't even as half as fun
No.17307
>>17306
Theyre getting unmodded tomorrow.
No.17308
No.17309
>muffled dontlookatmelikethat in the distance
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No.17310
No.17311
POST HIS ADDRESS TO WATCH HIM FREAK OUT PLEEAAAAASE
No.17312
>Someone got banned for saying Superman would beat the hulk in a fight.
No.17313
I'm permabanned
t. meatyrod
No.17314
accidentally copied and pasted when saying something else but you could tell it his address lol
No.17315
>mod went crazy and banned us all
No.17316
Faggot mods are banning us all.
No.17317
No.17319
>>17318
Just did, although he's gone offline, and then I got timed out.
No.17320
those faggot mods WERE bullies after all
No.17321
>>17320
Now we know how it feels.
No.17322
>>17320
Guess we'll have to wait until that guy with thousands of subscribers goes online and tell them how he bullies mentally ill people on the internet.
No.17323
tomorrow snake will be in his other stream, we'll have to be quick and explain it to him then
No.17324
kawaii irish girl with massive tits
http://www.twitch.tv/silka_heart
No.17325
>>17322
Does he actually have loads of subs? Need to get dox anon on his case
Also snake just ended stream but I think I caught him saying about banning the bully mods.
No.17326
No.17327
No.17328
>>17326
they just banned all of us for no reason kek
No.17329
>>17324
I don't like her stream because her faggot boyfriend always gets involved
No.17330
>>17325
He's got like 4000, and has donations listed on his page.
No.17331
>>17330
https://goo.gl/GOpKt1
I dont wanna post his username because the faggot probably has a search on his name, and I dont want him finding us.
No.17332
No.17333
>>17331
What a colossal faglord indeed, how can we fuck with him?
No.17334
>>17333
Gonna contact baphomet lol
No.17335
No.17336
>>17335
The doxxing board, also home to bloodanon. >>>/baphomet/
No.17337
No.17338
>>17337
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.17339
>>17325
>Need to get dox anon on his case
What would you like to know? ;^)
No.17340
>5:08am
I'm off to bed, can't seem to keep my sleep pattern in order whenever I'm ill. Oh well, goodnight morning guys.
No.17341
>>17340
woke up at 5 30 here, but went to bed at 8, my mum's trying to persuade me to go to a sleep clinic
No.17342
>>17336
that's talent, blood dries super quick, so it's not easy to paint with
No.17343
>go to sleep at lunchtime
>wake up this morning and find all this
I was the one who first posted Snake's twitch here. We need to keep out any invaders from other communities; we need to control the stream.
No.17344
>>17343
We managed to expose the mods as bullies last night, they banned us all in a rage. We should have at least one of us modded tonight.
I think it's also important that we dont come across as our own "group" like they did.
No.17345
>walking along
>see oneitus
>start walking manually
Fucksake lads
No.17346
>>17343
>go to sleep at lunch time
>wake up 8am
Christ were you asleep for 20 hours?
No.17347
>>17346
I wake up early in the morning (12/1am), I checked britfeel at 7:50 though.
No.17348
We need to get into snakes batman stream as soon as it starts to let him know what happened last night.
No.17349
I've been getting it at 7AM for work, but I still can't manage to get to sleep until like 3AM, I don't think fixing my sleeping schedule is possible. Then again, I have been staying up specifically for snake.
No.17350
>>17339
>a grown ass man with children
>gets his kicks from power-tripping on an autistic mans stream and banning people who aren't part of his elite crew
he's more pathetic than anyone here
No.17351
>do a bit of facebook sleuthing
>found some new pics of my oneitus
the wank was top notch
No.17352
>>17351
Since I've just been doing some facebook sleuthing of my own, here's some tips that have helped me out:
1. Use sites like archive.is to view private accounts
2. Parents and grandparents always reveal personal details of their children / grandchildren, things like names, birthdays and relationships.
Managed to find out a certain someone's date of birth by going through his mum's facebook photos and reading the comments.
No.17353
>tfw no snake stream
this is killing me lads. I want to know if he knows what happened
No.17354
No.17355
Apparently PSN is down, would that explain why Snake isnt online?
No.17356
No.17357
It's super windy and rainy atm, so I'm feeling pretty comfy. Might take an early night.
No.17358
No.17359
No.17360
Anyone here ever been on anti-psychotic medication? This is my first time (amisulpride and procyclidine). Been good for about a week, but had a very distressing and vivid episode all of last night, and can't sleep again. Has anyone else here had this type of drug or knows someone who has? Was/is it worth it or should I just try to put up with the voices in my head and disturbing things my mind.
No.17361
>>17360
Sorry, only ever been on SSRIs. From what I gather though, with any mood altering medication, it's best to give it 2 weeks before your body gets used to it. If its still the same after that then speak to your gp I guess.
Hope you feel better soon m8.
No.17362
Failed my driving test again lads
Had to do a parallel park in the pissing rain on a really narrow road and brushed the kerb straightening up
sick of the whole thing now lol
No.17363
>>17361
yeah, side effects can kick your arse first few weeks, just give it time mate.
No.17364
>>17362
I can't drive at all, I get stupid anxiety from it, no idea why, I've not been in a crash or anything.
No.17365
>>17362
Some people struggle to drive in rain at all, let alone parallel parking, so you must be a fairly decent driver if that's the only thing you failed on. It was just really unfortunate that the weather was like that the day of your test.
What made you fail on your previous attempt(s)?
>>17364
Same here, I'm generally terrible at focusing on multiple things at once, and keeping awake under monotonous conditions, so I fear that I'll end up injuring or killing someone in an accident.
I've never actually driven before though, couldn't handle the thought of sitting next to a stranger watching my every move and judging me.
No.17366
>>17364
I get this as well, I passed my test in January but I still get anxiety whenever I go out driving.
No.17367
>>17365
>in a driving lesson
>cruising along as normal
>suddenly realise I've been spaced out for God knows how long and wasn't paying attention to the road at all.
It's so surreal, like I was on literal human autopilot.
No.17368
Where do I find Trap Azin Escorts ? Is there a website full of em or summit
No.17369
>>17365
Passed first time with no minors and only 2 weeks of lessons, driving was the easiest thing in the world for me for some.
My first lesson I wanted to drive fast and was confident. My instructor said that even though I was over confident I was basically 9/10ths of the way there already since I didn't have anxiety and wasn't second guessing myself or not committing myself to what I was doing which apparently is where a lot of leaner drivers go wrong.
You've just got to own it, make a decision and stick with it when you're on the road, then it should become a lot easier.
No.17370
>>17369
>You've just got to own it
Forgive my autism, but this expression has never made any sense to me.
What is "it" and how does one go about "owning" it? As advice it seems far too vague to actually be of any use to anyone.
No.17371
>>17370
I think it means stop being anxious or just do whatever you're being anxious about anyway, which is still stupid to me
No.17372
>>17370
>>17371
I think it loosely translates to just be yourself
No.17373
>>17372
I dunno, even if you're anxious and shit at stuff, just own it implies you'd be good. I think it implies that you can suddenly be good at something if you believe it. Heart of the Cards.
No.17374
Just found out my sister's going to Cambridge, joining my other sister, meanwhile I'm retaking a year at the local poly.
What's the point lads.
No.17375
>>17374
Girls are just better at dealing with the education system, it sucks.
No.17376
>>17375
is that true? Why's that?
No.17377
>>17376
aren't the feminists always going on about how not enough girls are studying STEM?
No.17378
>>17376
Females tend to be better at organisation, note taking and that properly presenting their knowledge, whereas males tend to be better at more hands on stuff, and actual physical acts. Depending on the degree this can be a big deal, with females tending to be better at essays and shit, although the lack of women in STEM could be down to the need to do stuff like lab experiments, programming, etc which are more naturally aligned with men, but even then there's still a large influence of the more "academic" side of things, even in polytechnics.
There's also the fact that at university age, males are more likely to be suffering from depression, and from my experience just don't have their shit together as well as females do.
No.17379
>>17378
huh that's pretty cool, it is the writing part I'm failing on
No.17380
>>17374
>cousins go to Cambridge, do education basically full time
>I only have 4 GCSEs, no a-levels
I don't know if it's genetic fate or our wildly different upbringing.
No.17381
>>17380
I don't even have upbringing to blame, I'm just mentally useless
No.17382
>>17380
Pretty much the same situation here, all my GCSEs are in the E - C range and I didn't do A levels either.
The only education-related thing I ever did well in was my BTEC national diploma in music technology which was mostly practical work and I'd already taught myself how to do it all in my own time while I was still in school. The only reason I didn't get a distinction overall is because I fucked up every single part that involved things like writing, researching, organisation and group work. In fact I nearly didn't get on the course at all because I didn't have a C level English GCSE which was one of the requirements, but they kept quiet about it because they were really impressed with the stuff I had been making at home.
I didn't think about what I'd do after that though. I don't really know how employment works, and I've just sat here doing nothing in particular for the last 4 years.
No.17383
>I didn't think about what I'd do after that though. I don't really know how employment works, and I've just sat here doing nothing in particular for the last 4 years.
No.17384
>tfw still no snake stream
No.17385
>>17384
>no britfeel stream either
Just end it all lads
No.17386
>>17385
>half the regulars got jobs, got /fit/ or just otherwise got normal enough and left
>only the true dregs remain
I g-guess it's better this way…
No.17387
>>17386
Not true, have job and still post.
So I'm reading through the highway code and I've just realised that because I find it super difficult to judge speed and distance, I'm probably never going to pass my test. I mean, I ALWAYS mess up crossing the road, although it's because I think things are closer/faster than they actually are, which is a lot safer than the other way around.
No.17388
>>17387
Just be yourself mate
No.17389
>>17385
I could set one up if you want, but there won't be any talking or anything, just vidya. Never streamed before though, so there may be some technical issues.
>>17386
>only the true dregs remain
We might be dregs, but we're dregs together.
No.17390
>>17387
>Not true, have job and still post.
Yes I know there's a few wageslaves still around, but at least a couple NEETs got jobs and started posting less, only popping in to complain about work, and then over time they stopped.
No.17391
>>17389
>We might be dregs, but we're dregs together.
No.17392
>>17389
Yes pls. I don't care about chat that much, im just bored as fug and want to watch something new.
No.17393
>>17389
>>17392
>tfw I read his comment about dregs but didn't even see him suggest that he'd stream
yeah man do it, although I'm going to bed soon
No.17394
>>17392
>>17393
Okay, here goes nothing: http://www.twitch.tv/tx81z/
Let me know if there are any issues.
No.17395
>>17394
>spyro
excellent choice for maximum comfy
No.17396
I'm off to bed, glad I can finally cross "stream a game" off the bucket list. I used to get really anxious just imagining myself doing it, but it wasn't a big deal at all.
Thank you to those who watched, I hope it wasn't too boring with no talking. Goodnight guys.
No.17397
>>17396
I'm retarded enough with computers that I don't even know how to stream, so you're doing better than me already.
No.17398
I've established that the brain functions similarly to muscles in your body. When it's not exercised, it deteriorates. Without regular stimulation you become a quasi-retard who can't concentrate on anything for more than a few minutes.
No.17399
>>17398
Yeah it's known that motivation /dedication functions a lot like a muscle. The more little things you do the stronger/easier it will be.
It's why you can have good days when you do a load of stuff, then be back to useless the next day. Doing small increases in activity regularly is the best method, which is why basic stuff like waking up at a certain time / making a routine can be so positive.
No.17400
>>17398
I came to the same conclusion several months ago, when I came to terms with the fact I had lost the ability to focus enough to learn anything new, read a page of a book/website, or play games that contain any degree of complexity. My brain just wouldn't function, like it had given up on me and switched itself off.
My mind is a bit clearer recently after doing general self improvement stuff, but not yet as "good" as it used to be. I managed to read a book to the end while I was on holiday, which I haven't been able to do since I was about 16, and I'm able to do simple addition in my head without using my fingers again.
No.17401
>used the BBC calculator to check how the new budget will affect me
>80 quid better off
Tories YES
No.17402
>>17400
Yeah, I've found the same, I'm finally out of a big funk now, so I'm trying to improve my brain power/concentration and it's super hard. I've started by reading some comics, I've been attempting to read a book too on the side but progress is super slow.
I think I've also managed to get my going to bed and cola drinking problems on order, now I just need to sort out waking up early, I've managed it for work but I'd like to be able to manage it every day so I don't feel like I waste the mornings.
No.17403
Alright lads, haven't posted since my Birthday I don't think. How is everyone? I'm doing much better recently. Finally got my student loan application sent off, feeling much more optimistic about life now.
No.17404
>>17403
I dunno how long you've been gone but I can safely say I'm the same as when you left.
No.17405
>>17404
decent
what have you done today?
No.17406
>>17403
You missed us turning snake on his twitch moderators. Was good.
No.17407
>>17406
kek, what happened?
No.17408
>>17406
damn, I missed that too. Haven't managed to catch a snake stream yet, I always go to sleep too early
No.17409
>>17403
Nice to have you back, glad you're doing okay.
I'm not bad, I was on holiday for a week which gave me a nice break from online shit, did loads of walking by the sea.
Just got back from a walk now actually. I went 2 miles pretty easily, and I didn't feel any physical strain at all.
No.17410
>>17407
>started hanging out in snakes stream
>went from trolling to actually just enjoying the stream and encouraging snakes autism
>one day he suddenly has two new mods
>supposedly old friends he fell out with and now made up
>they're complete "no fun allowed" wankers who don't let us have any fun
>start subtly undermining them
>keep pointing out that it's snakes stream, not theirs
>also keep encouraging snake to ban "bullies" which seems to really piss them off
>eventually they sperg out and quit, then ban us all
Snake hasn't streamed since but just before leaving he was clear about getting rid of them
No.17411
>>17409
Good to hear anon, I actually bought a bunch of outdoorsy camping shit and am waiting on it arriving, so I should start going out much more soon.
No.17412
Alright lads, how are you all doing. Haven't posted in a while now, odd how much time work takes up of your life.
>>17411
Where you of to mate?
No.17414
stream WHEN?
Last nights was too late for me
No.17418
>>17414
THIS
Someone pls stream
No.17419
>>17414
>>17418
I could stream spyro again, or something else if you want.
No.17420
>>17419
What else ya got? Spyro might be cool either way.
No.17422
>>17421
>he talks to Hideo Kojima on hotmail
No.17424
>he's got another random guy as mod now
there is still work to be done
No.17425
>>17423
nah I was banned too, I just created a new account with a "1" at the end
No.17426
does he ever actually play the game?
No.17427
>>17426
Yeah, he'll play through the mission once, killing all the guards in madman ways, then talk for an hour at the end screen.
No.17429
MohammedFromArabia is a faggot. Is that one of you?
No.17431
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No.17432
>Meow
>"My cats a husky you prick"
No.17433
Just got in, who the hell is banana. and what happened to the fag mods?
No.17434
>>17433
We removed fag mods. Jello is new and ok.
No.17435
I think the only way we'll get further with snake is if we get on his PSN, that's his inner circle
No.17436
>>17435
Someone needs to get into his group chat, then stream it.
No.17437
so it seems there's another "group" of people in the chat having a laugh, at least they aren't mods this time
No.17438
>>17437
Starting to think it's ac*tro*llvi*sion again, these guys weren't around when he was being a faggot.
No.17439
>>17437
I'm not really enjoying it, it's just some nutter and his headmate wanting everyone watching his stream banned for dumb reasons and then the chat pretending to cheer him on. At least I hope it's pretending, it's gotten to the point of arse licking.
No.17440
>>17438
Yeah I'm getting that vibe too, like they are all pretending to be girls and shit. Fags.
No.17441
>>17440
yeah none of them are us
Though I admit we have slightly lost sight of what we're doing in the stream
No.17442
>>17441
actually I say that but I have no idea if some of the late arrivals from here are the fags pretending to be girls
No.17443
>>17438
One of them just mentioned Ckj567, which is the same guy the two fag mods were defending the other day.
It's the same group
No.17444
>>17443
Yeah that was suspicious as fuck.
No.17445
>>17441
It started off we were egging him on to be a bit crazy, but then we realised he was genuinely not right in the head, and we're not sure how to proceed.
No.17446
>>17439
If you can find a more interesting stream I wouldn't mind checking it out
No.17447
I think mgsforever is one or the fags, trying to get snake to sing so they can record it.
No.17448
>>17447
They've got the right idea, it's better entertainment than becoming his little SRS squad.
No.17449
>>17448
we were trying to get on his side so that we can fuck shit up without getting banned.
No.17451
>>17450
yeah…
If I had anything better to be doing, I probably would.
No.17452
Spyro guy what other games you got?
No.17453
>giving that cunt another chance
not sure I can be arsed with this anymore
No.17454
>>17452
Anything really, any game that you can think of for PS1 or prior consoles. I have a ton of PC games too, mostly pre-2005.
No.17455
>>17453
Same, why would he let that cunt carry on again.
No.17456
>>17454
I don't know many games of that time, what to you like/want to play?
No.17457
>>17455
yet part of me is still compelled to keep going and see if we can get him out
either that, or we find someone else. chroniccast was a laugh too but being canadian meant he didn't even start streaming till like 3am
No.17458
>>17457
I guess we'll see how it develops in the next few days. This world of psn UK streamers is pretty interesting, how they all float between group chats with all the dramas.
No.17459
>>17456
I might play Spyro to 120%, then see what I feel like playing after that. If I continue to stick with games I know well, I'll probably move on to Tomb Raider 1.
No.17460
No.17461
>>17459
you'll have to start commentating eventually
No.17462
>>17461
>mfw thinking about talking to "myself" in my room while my mum and her boyfriend are around the house
>and talking to strangers on the internet
>and talking to people at all really
No.17463
No.17464
No.17465
Right lads, while I have been enjoying the snake stream, I get that people might be bored of it or have had enough. So I'm happy to stop the thread focus on that if that's what people want
No.17466
>>17464
>streaming really late again
T-thanks
No.17467
>>17466
Would have done it earlier but everyone was in the snake one.
No.17468
I'm off to bed, if I do stream again it definitely needs to be at an earlier time, perhaps with a predetermined finishing time as well so I don't impede on anyone with a decent sleep pattern which should hopefully include myself again soon. Goodnight guys.
No.17469
>tfw I always wake up when the thread dies
>tfw I always go to bed when the thread starts up
I miss you guys.
No.17470
>>17469
Sort your sleep pattern out then mate
No.17471
No.17472
No.17473
>>17471
>/birt/
Shit poll, did not vote
No.17474
Just got back from a 2 mile walk, I was really hot and I was sweating like crazy towards the end so I've stripped down to just my boxers while nobody else is here
Feels good.
No.17475
>tfw a tonne of my camping gear came today
>crafting some straps to attach my sleeping bag to my backpack
>went out and foraged tonnes of bait for fishing tomorrow
C O M F Y
No.17476
>>17475
How long you camping for?
I caught a bus into town, then went and did some reading in the fields just outside of it, was super comfy considering how hot it is, I definitely want to do it again sometime soon.
No.17478
Thinking about starting a youtube channel guys. I'm not sure if I'm too much of a sperg though.
No.17479
>>17478
Wear a luchadore mask while recording, it will empower you while hiding your face.
No.17480
>>17478
What sort of videos would you do?
No.17481
No.17482
>>17481
Never heard of that before, did a search on youtube and it's all hipsters and rainbow hair. Good luck anon.
No.17483
anyone else shit with places/directions/knowing where the fuck things are/etc I just got lost in the town I've lived in my entire life
No.17484
>>17483
I'm pretty good at finding my way. I love being lost though, especially if in a town I've never been to, there's something exciting and fun about it, whenever on holiday I'll just roam with no aim or directions and I always find something interesting.
No.17485
>>17483
I'm shit in that I haven't really been outside much in my life, which means anywhere I go is either unfamiliar or completely new to me, but since I've started going walkabouts I've always been able to find my way back just fine. I haven't really gone that far yet though, so time will tell whether it's a skill I possess or I've just been playing it safe.
No.17486
>>17484
>>17485
guess it's just me being retarded then
No.17487
>>17483
>>17486
Nah I'm like that too. I've lived in the same town for 22 years but still barely know my way around and will routinely get lost if I diverge from a few select routes.
No.17488
Tx81z nows your time to shine
No.17489
>>17488
Alright it'll be live in a sec, let me know if anything is messed up because I was just fiddling with settings a moment ago.
No.17491
>>17490
>filtering l.o.l
bit facist
No.17492
>>17491
Keep it down m8 I'm trying to sleep
No.17493
I'm off to bed, once I've cleared everything off it anyway. Lots of audio gear everywhere because I thought I'd set my old mic up to ease myself into being able to talk while streaming, but I couldn't get myself to speak into it even when I was alone in the house and not streaming/recording at all. I just freeze up and choke if I try to speak, like I'm temporarily mute or something.
I've learned through recent experience that exposure is the best way to overcome social anxiety, as I've done with being able to post on anonymous imageboards and walk around outside, but I'm at a loss for where to start with "being unable to talk". I don't think going to therapy for it will work, because I've had two therapists before and each time I was only able to produce monotonous single-word responses whilst frozen stiff and staring at the floor.
Anyway, I can barely keep my eyes open right now, I'll look into it more tomorrow. Goodnight guys.
No.17494
>>17490
>That ripping on new orleans
Cheeky
No.17496
>day 4 of no fap
>dream about a girl from my old school
>wake up with wet boxers
Is that what normally happens during a wet dream? I don't think I came - would I know about it if I did?
No.17497
>>17496
I think you would know if you came, it's usually a really intense orgasm that wakes you up, similar to how the climax of a nightmare does, but messier.
If it's just a small wet patch around the area the tip of your penis rests, it could just be pre-cum. If the boxers just feel generally damp all over, it's more likely to be sweat.
No.17498
>>17497
>tfw never had a wet dream
>not even as a little kid
I guess I must have started wanking before wet dreams became possible
No.17499
>>17498
It's good to have at least had one in your life just so you know what it's like, but otherwise they are just a pain in the arse. Waking up at 3 or 4am and having to get up, walk over to the bathroom covered in jizz, and then attempt to dry my pyjama bottoms out with tissue isn't something I ever enjoyed doing.
No.17501
In the mood to play some battlefront II, gonna dust off the ol' PS2
No.17502
>>17501
>PS2 has somehow stopped working since the last time I used it and the disc doesn't spin anymore
n-nevermind
No.17503
>>17502
That's sad to hear, I had a fat ps2 that stopped reading discs (and started destroying them) around the time the slim one came out, so I got one of those to replace it and left the other one at my dads. They've been clearing the loft out this year so I was reunited with it, and I've "revived" it by getting the network adapter and putting a 320GB hard drive in it to run games off of.
I did of course have to use my slim PS2, a SwapMagic disc, and a memory stick to install FMCB Free Memory Card Boot - let's you run homebrew software like ESR which can play "backup" discs to the memory cards in the first place though. I believe it can be installed using a USB memory card adapter for PC, and there's probably places you can buy memory cards with it preinstalled, but I haven't done either of these myself.
No.17504
So my cat died lads. We couldn't find him, but have just seen him lying motionless in the neighbours back garden.
He had a good run, and at least he got to relax in the sun one last time
No.17505
>>17504
Sorry to hear that, are you the one with the cat that smelled bad because it was old and couldn't clean itself?
No.17506
>>17505
yeah it was. The strange thing is these past few days he had perked up, he looked/smelled much cleaner and seemed to be on the up. But we knew he didn't have long regardless.
No.17507
>>17504
Sorry to hear it m8, at least he had some good last days
No.17508
>>17504
good way to go, at least it was peaceful
No.17509
>tfw you dream you have a gf and then crash back to reality upon waking
Every now and again it used to be ok as it was a nice dream. But lately it has been tormenting me every single night for about a week. I'm not sure if all even have gfs involved, some might just be people being nice to me. Every morning it hurts waking up to my reality.
No.17510
No.17511
>>17509
>Every morning it hurts waking up to my reality.
I know that feel, almost every dream I've had for the last decade has involved friends I had in school and myself getting up to various antics, exploring places or just having a laugh together. Then I wake up and remember that those days are a distant memory, and now I have no friends at all.
On a related note:
>mfw reading advice on how to get better at speaking and more comfortable talking to people
>the majority of the advice is "have a friend practice with you"
No.17512
>>17511
try chatroulette or something, talk to people you'll never see again
No.17513
>>17512
I didn't think of that actually, thanks for the suggestion. I'm still scared shitless of the idea and probably won't do it, but it's more possible than conjuring friends out of thin air to practice the very skills one already needs to have in order to make friends in the first place.
No.17514
>>17513
U can b my friend if u want
Any streamfeel tonight?
No.17515
>>17514
>Any streamfeel tonight
I nearly wasn't going to because I was feeling a bit on edge tonight, but I might as well, it's better than just sitting here feeling anxious anyway.
>U can b my friend if u want
T-thanks anon.
No.17516
>tfw shit internet
>tfw cant stream super comfy crystal chronicles.
No.17517
>>17516
Is your internet good enough to watch streams? I'll play it blind some time if you want.
No.17518
>>17517
My download is brilliant, it's just my upload is a load of crap. Currently getting 1.06 MB, and that's my all time high
No.17519
It's 5am, so I should really head to bed. Had good fun finishing off Spyro earlier, I'm still not sure what to play next though. Whatever it is, it definitely needs to be at an earlier time. Goodnight guys.
No.17521