No.16113
We actually hit post limit edition.
No.16114
>>16102
Maybe she just wants an older guy in her life? Tell her you'll spend some time hanging out with her but don't want anything too romantic. You don't wanna be getting involved with someone that young anyway, they're generally pretty immature, and that will show itself eventually.
No.16115
>>16113
Oops, I didn't even notice until I tried to hit reply, I'll just post it here.
>>16109
Well if that's the case perhaps don't bother, but there's nothing pedo about finding 16 year olds attractive. Even the legal system in this country agrees.
There was once a very well developed 13 year old living next door to me, and I could see into their garden from my bedroom window. In the summer she used to go out there in a bikini, jumping around, bending over, all that stuff.
Part of me felt guilty for feeling sexually attracted to her, because I'm about 8 years older than her, but another part of me was just rock fucking hard. It's been a few years since then and I haven't seen her for a while, so she's probably turned into a slag or something, but it was good while it lasted.
No.16116
>>16114
That sounds good, yeah, she is pretty cool, and I enjoy talking to her, but there's no way I could have a relationship with the age difference
No.16117
>>16115
I wouldn't mind if she looked 16, but there is nothing I'm attracted to physically there
No.16118
Thanks guys, didn't know what to do as it was a bit out of the blue, and I don't have anyone to ask in real life
No.16119
They always say this. Without fail, this is the only response I ever get from normie fucks.
#KillAllNormies
No.16120
No.16121
>>16118
I think you should post pics lol
No.16122
Alcohol makes me so fucking hungry
No.16123
>>16121
I'm not helping with your spank bank pedo
No.16124
>>16119
>knows for a fact
Not only is he a normie, he's an idiot too
No.16125
>>16123
16 is legal m8, stop being such a fruit cake
No.16126
w-where is the comfy stream at
No.16127
I just got back from a 5 hour walk.
Didn't realise it is Saturday and normies were out in full force.
No.16128
>>16127
5 hour walk sounds comfy. Shame my hayfever is keeping me more housebound than I already am.
No.16129
>>16128
I have terrible hayfever.
Also it wasn't comfy at all, my feet are destroyed.
No.16130
>>16129
R I P
was the scenery nice at least?
No.16131
>>16130
For an hour or so it was nice.
I didn't plan to go anywhere nice like a park, I just left the house and kept walking for a long time and got a bus home.
No.16132
>>16131
Ah I get you, I used to do this 3 years ago before I locked myself away
No.16133
>mobile network speed not enough to watch stream
Honestly lads why live
No.16134
I've ate like 3500 calories today in sweets and junk food feels badman
No.16135
>>16134
About 2k here but supposed to be 1-1.5k for my diet. Iktf m8
No.16136
>>16135
That's not even maintenance for you probably, that's good for a cheat day. I've had to eat today is tesco sweets, pepsi, chicken sub, pizza, protein shake, 2 yoghurts, cereal and 4 ciders. Now I feel like shit.
No.16137
>>16136
You bulking though?
Yeah it's below maintenance which normally wouldn't be an issue, just trying to lose a large amount by September to help me get back to college.
No.16138
Just figured it out, I've had about 1300 calories today. Not too bad, hopefully I should lose some weight now that I'm home and don't binge on domino's once or twice a week.
No.16139
I have no idea what sort of calories the food I eat has, or how much I eat in a day.
Kind of curious, but I don't really want to rummage around cupboards staring at packaging nor do a shitload of addition.
No.16140
>>16137
yeah, I normally aim for 2500-800.
Whenever I go to the shop I end up buying a load of shit and then I binge on it the same day. Feels batman
No.16141
>>16139
I just use some online thing, just google calorie counter and use one, most foods tend to already be logged, and theres a few options to choose from.
No.16142
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>tfw doing an imaginary interview in my head on why we should GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW and marion is there and is turned on by my manliness and becomes my gf after
No.16143
No.16144
I bought Valkyrie Chronicles because one of you autists seemed to be enjoying it.
No.16145
>>16144
Gas the Darcsens, race war now.
No.16146
>>16144
I hope you enjoy it, if you don't Ill feel really bad.
No.16147
>>16144
Let us know what you think, it's one of those games I've only heard good things about, but from what I've seen from gameplay footage it doesn't look like something I would enjoy.
No.16148
No.16149
my room smells of dank and space invaders B)
No.16150
>>16141
Thanks. I'm not sure how accurate what I've worked out is, due to me having no idea how the portions of what I eat works out in grams, but it's better than nothing.
What I had today is about 1442 calories, bearing in mind that I had a meal out, so bigger dinner than usual. I also worked out what I have on a standard day, which is 1092.
I guess that's why I'm underweight. I swear it seems impossible to me that anyone could manage to eat 2500 calories in a single day, let alone overeat like a fattie or bulker does.
No.16151
>>16150
>I also worked out what I have on a standard day, which is 1092.
Unlikely. What are you eating when you're only getting 1092?
No.16152
>>16150
Just weigh every single thing you eat. It's pretty autist I know but it's the only way to find out exactly how many calories you've had, then look up the labels.
No.16153
>>16151
Bowl of cereal with milk, a ham sandwich (2 slices of bread, 1 or 2 of those thin square slices of ham), usually some sort of cake bar like a chocolate mini roll, then a main meal, which is usually a smaller portion than anyone else in my house has.
For my example I put a chicken kiev and a few wedges, because I have that all the time. I never snack between meals, and I almost never deviate from that pattern, the only thing that ever changes is the main meal.
>>16152
Yeah I'll probably do that if I ever decide to focus on gaining weight, but I'm not at the moment. My mum couldn't afford the extra food honestly.
No.16154
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16152
>>16151
>>16153
>>16150
You lads might find this interesting. It's a long one but it might help you out with your eating habits.
No.16155
Lads i've not eaten crisps for nearly 2 weeks now, getting a craving for some Walkers Worchestershire sauce. Help.
No.16156
No.16157
how did the romans have such nice bodies? It's not like they had a lot of protein in their diet. They mainly just ate oats, a little meat, bread and veg.
No.16158
>>16153
Oh also worth mentioning is that I pretty much only ever drink water, watched a bit of >>16154 and he's talking about how shitty coke is for you.
No.16159
No.16160
>>16159
they were pretty strong m8
No.16161
>>16160
Not saying they weren't, but they didn't have nice bodies, they were more bearmode than 300.
No.16162
>>16154
I watched it all, it was very eye-opening assuming it's all correct and hasn't been refuted or surpassed by more recent research.
I'd really like to show this to my obese sister who drinks a shitload of coke and eats everything she shouldn't, but she's the type of normalfag who finds anything that isn't lowest common denominator trash TV boring so she wouldn't last a minute. Hopefully I can get the general points across through casual conversation, because she's stupid as fuck with food and drink as well as everything else in life and has a very young kid who I never want to see get fat or have serious health issues that are easily avoidable.
Now I'm off to bed, stayed up rather late watching that video. Thanks for linking it though, it was worth staying up for. Goodnight guys.
No.16163
Wakey wakey rise and shine ;4)
No.16164
>>16163
It's been ages since I've slept in like this, my alarm has been going off every ten minutes for the last hour and a half, but I just couldn't keep awake. I'll force myself up now though.
No.16165
anyone enjoy sleep too much? Could easily sleep 12 hours a day
No.16166
>>16154
So is the TLDR to not drink coke? Because that's the thing I have the biggest problem with atm.
No.16167
>>16165
Depends on the day, but sometimes I get days where my bed feels like the comfiest place on earth, and struggle to leave it.
Several years ago I took that to it's extreme, moved my bed up to my computer desk and pretty much stayed in bed for 2 years.
No.16168
I was sitting in the other thread since last night wondering why the fuck it was so dead ;_;
No.16169
>>16168
Would have posted a link to the new thread, but it was literally impossible, sorry.
No.16170
>>16169
well lets next time make the thread before we reach the limit? I've had to make probably 8 out of the last 10 because no one else ever does
No.16171
>>16170
I didn't realise we were so far in, otherwise I would have gone for it.
No.16172
>>16170
Nobody noticed the thread was about to hit the limit until we did, it came up with a popup informing you that the thread had hit the post limit if you tried to post though. Exodus app probably wouldn't have though.
No.16173
>Britfeel current board ranking: 82
>Islam current board ranking: 91
No.16174
>>16166
Obviously it's bad if you're watching your weight because it has empty calories in. Switch to coke zero if you still want a fizzy drink, that's what I do.
No.16175
>>16173
I'm surprised there are muslims on 8ch t–b–h
No.16176
>>16174
Coke Zero tastes like arse.
No.16177
>>16175
I'm not, they infest everywhere they aren't wanted :v)
No.16178
>>16176
>knowing what arse tastes like
bit gay t—b–h
No.16179
My man Dylann's manifesto was great.
No.16180
>>16178
>tfw gf used to rim you
>laugh about it now because she's with another guy and he doesn't know
No.16183
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No.16184
No.16185
No.16186
No.16187
>>16185
She's a qt and I love her accent, but her chat is probably full of cucks.
No.16188
>>16187
>streamer
>with webcam
red flags
No.16189
almost 96 hours since last fap, today I much more depressed than usual. Not sure if it's cos of no fap or because I drank last night
No.16190
>>16189
The latter probably, no fap can only make you a little sexually frustrated during the early days when you aren't doing anything or can't stop yourself from viewing porn / thinking about sex.
Doing anything that isn't just sitting around mindlessly browsing the internet should help.
No.16191
I can feel that my balls are full of semen
No.16192
>>16181
>>16182
>>16184
Sorry lads. I'm not a normie I promise.
No.16193
>>16192
How do you get a girlfriend and have sex with her without being a normalfag?
You met up with a girl IRL, spoke to each other, touched each other, got naked in front of each other, and had her tongue your anus at least once.
No.16194
I just want to fap REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.16195
>>16194
If you're not going to do anything other than sit at your computer then you're wasting your time attempting nofap.
No.16196
>>16195
I star a new job Tuesday so was hoping it would help a little with talking to female customers
No.16198
>>16197
I'm glad I don't have a double bed, I'm sure that would make being alone every night feel even worse.
No.16199
>>16194
fap then, either that or shut the fuck up about it
No.16200
>>16199
I actually just did, I didn't do it to porn though. I still feel like my balls are full of sea men
1 hour no fap
No.16201
>>16200
So I told anon to have a wank..
he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
No.16202
>>16200
I think I've said it before, but not fapping for a single day is pretty easy, it's getting past the first week that is surprisingly difficult.
Were you able to orgasm without porn before today? That's something I was only able to do when I first started wanking, but in more recent years it was pretty much impossible. Then after about 5 days of nofap I was able to cum bucket-loads in the shower just using my hand and my imagination. Regretted it after about 10 seconds, but still.
That was way back in February though, haven't orgasmed besides a single wet dream since then.
No.16203
Someone stream pls If its a low resolution game so I don't have to buffer. 1080p pls go
No.16204
>>16202
Yes I could fap when not watching porn. In school I used to be in love with this 9/10 blonde, I would fap over her in the toilet whenever she spoke to me.
No.16205
>>16204
Oh man I remember the extreme oneitus school days.
I was so into this one girl I would start leaking pre-cum the moment she looked me in the eyes.
No.16206
>>16205
Kek, it doesn't help that your sex drive is through the roof when you're a teen. I could easily fap 3 or more times a day back then.
>tfw missed out on prime teen vaj
No.16207
>>16204
>spoke to me
I'd have came right there in my trousers if the girl I fancied in school ever spoke to me. My heart would explode every time she walked past, there was no way I could ever get any words out to her.
I did always fap in the bathroom/shower at home when I was around 14 - 16 though. I'd sometimes end up in some really bizarre positions. I stopped doing that once my computer moved into my room though.
>>16206
>>tfw missed out on prime teen vaj
Absolutely gutted honestly, missing out on awkward teenage romance and sex is one of my biggest regrets. I'll be missing out on twenty-something sex too at this rate.
No.16208
>>16207
How old are you m8?
No.16209
>>16208
23, but the kind of 23 year old that hasn't any more life experience, responsibility or independence than the average 13 year old.
No.16210
>>16204
>>16205
>tfw went to a boys school
No.16211
>>16210
What was that like? Was it posh?
No.16212
>>16211
>tfw have kissed girls before but NEET for 3 years
No.16213
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>>16212
Consider yourself lucky, the closest I ever got to a girl was one holding my hand ironically for a few seconds as a joke at school.
I hate the mystery of not knowing what a kiss feels like, I've spent so many years imagining how it feels, how it tastes, etc., it's just eating me up inside not knowing.
No.16214
>>16213
It's just wet and sloppy t b h
No.16215
No.16216
SO, why are you NOT outside this oncoming night fighting crime and saving the citizens of your borough?
No.16217
>>16216
Because I'm waiting for a stream
No.16218
>>16214
>wet and sloppy
I would be fine with that personally. I love watching japanese tongue kissing, where they get drenched in saliva.
No.16219
No.16220
>>16216
Because I'm too beta, and too weak. That and I don't even know my way around the local area, even though I've lived here for 21 years.
>>16217
I'm too beta to stream as well, no idea how lupus and scottish anime guy can handle talking to and playing in front of a bunch of strangers on the internet.
No.16221
>>16219
Some fallout would be good
No.16222
>>16221
Fallout 1 or NV/3?
Been loving every minuite of Fallout 1 recently
No.16223
>>16215
That's wasn't me. You just unfiltered the word t B h
No.16224
No.16225
>>16222
I agree, fallout 1 is also good to watch because you don't have to do the clunky controls yourself. True luxury.
No.16226
>>16222
1, I just finished playing NV
No.16227
No.16228
No.16229
my cat fucking stinks. He's almost 17 years old and a raggedy old thing. I feel bad kicking him out of my room but his stench is fucking awful
No.16230
>>16228
It was on steam for 4 99, and I am weak to the sales
No.16231
>>16229
my cat lost bladder control when she got old, she used to sleep on my bed, so she'd piss it, ended up having to keep her in the kitchen
No.16232
>>16229
Wash him then you mug
No.16233
>>16232
>washing a cat
do you own a cat you bellend?
No.16234
>>16233
I've had like over 5 cats before, luckily I've never had one that smells. Just put some soap in a bowl of water and scrub him a little. He's too old to clean himself.
No.16235
might have another wank seeing as I've already had one today
No.16236
>>16235
not doing no fap then?
No.16237
>>16236
I will do it again after today, but seeing as I've already fucked up my 4 days street I might as well have one last hurrah
No.16238
No.16239
>>16237
streak* spellchecker pls
No.16240
>>16234
And how long did they live?
I've never washed the cat in his life (never needed to) he'd probably have a heart attack if I tried that now.
No.16241
>>16211
It was the opposite of posh, OFSTED put it under special measures.
No.16242
>>16241
>OFSTED put it under special measures
obviously not enough diversity
No.16243
>>16233
My cats have been washed, man up pussy
No.16244
>buy a lifetime premium spotify account the dark web as I had some spare btc left (like £1.20 worth)
>it's obviously a shared account
>some other cunt keeps playing 'monday, monday' whenever I'm listening to my music
No.16245
>>16243
cats don't need to be washed and under normal circumstances shouldn't, they clean themselves.
evidently my old guy might be having some trouble, but as I said above, I don't think he'll much like being subjected to that at his age
No.16246
>>16242
Could be it, the high school I went to was very Diverse™ and OFSTED always gave it a decent rating.
No.16247
>>16245
old cats can get arthritis and stuff so they can't wash themselves anymore
No.16248
>>16246
Hong kongish people always to go all boys schools
No.16249
>>16248
there was a boarding school near me, full of chinese
No.16250
>>16242
It was very diverse.
Which is why the nignogs rioted in the concourse, was like the London riots.
No.16251
>>16250
problems always seems to happen when you mix people, humans like people who look like them
No.16252
I'm going to go full Dylann one day.
I can't take it anymore.
No.16253
>>16252
don't be a cunt, m8.
No.16254
>>16252
dont, you'll end up getting arseraped in jail, not worth it
No.16255
>>16252
Make sure to stream it when you do.
No.16256
>>16252
Genuinely think he has pretty good style. It's been a while since we've had a killer with an actual iconic look. The hair, the black clothes, the squat he does in most pictures.
No.16257
>>16256
mass murders are boring, serial killers who do it for years are much cooler
No.16258
No.16260
>>16258
I'm sure knowing that will stop her from being depressed
No.16261
No.16262
>>16258
>gay
>going out with artsy trash
No.16263
>>16262
>not having a good music taste
stay pleb good sir :v)
No.16265
>>16262
Mother had a heroin addiction too, there's no way she isn't going to an hero or OD before she hits 30.
No.16266
>>16264
An impressive lack of talent.
No.16267
Who /pozzedneghole/ here?
No.16268
>>16266
someone has clearly never listened to St Vincent - St Vincent
No.16269
>>16267
I have no idea what the fuck that is
No.16270
>>16269
Have you had your arsehole fucked by a gay man with AIDS?
No.16272
No.16273
>>16268
Just skimmed through it on youtube, not as bad as I thought it would be, but god damn is she shit live.
No.16274
>>16272
Then your neghole is not pozzed.
No.16275
>>16274
well that's good to know
No.16276
I don't even want to fuck her t b h. I just want to cuddle her.
If she asked for sex though I defenitely would
No.16277
>>16276
She looks too much like my cousin. Pretty much a spitting image of what she looked like before she had kids and got fatter.
No.16279
Is it you lot who keep fucking shitposting on Brit/pol/? I post here as well as there; but why do you have to let your autism spill over into what used to be good threads for political discussion?
No.16280
>>16279
not me, probably green
No.16281
>>16279
I dont leave this thread mate.
No.16282
>>16279
Don't know about anyone else, but I've never posted there.
No.16283
No.16284
>>16280
never posted in that shithole in my life la
No.16285
No.16286
Alrite 5 minutes no fap. I think instead of no fapping for a long time I will just cut down fapping to every 7 days so my test levels go up, also without porn.
No.16287
>>16279
It's nothing to do with us mate
No.16288
>>16279
just checked brit/pol/ and it seems the "shitposting" is mainly people taking the piss out of brits, why would we do that when we're brits here ourselves?
No.16289
>>16286
Good compromise, probably would have done that myself but I wanted to see just how long I could go.
I also don't trust myself to not binge fap to all the hentai doujins I've missed out on when I start back up.
No.16290
12 hours nofap. At the very least, over the last 3 days I've moved down to once a day. It's a start.
No.16291
>>16288
it's mainly top knotch /int/ lad posting
>also i love dick
No.16292
No.16294
>>16291
is that a new mod change?
No.16295
>>16292
stop being a weasel and UNFILTER THOSE WORDS REEEEEEEE
No.16296
>>16294
no, he's just a fag
No.16297
>>16295
he's a weasel, you're a slug, I call hawk
No.16298
No.16299
No.16300
>>16297
someone has to be an earthworm or a mushroom, I can't be the lowest on the food chain ITT
No.16301
>>16299
>t-b-h
how did I miss that one :v)
No.16302
Night lads
>also I love sleep
No.16303
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16300
not being a worm around you
(it's technically a snail but shut up)
No.16304
>>16300
>I can't be the lowest on the food chain ITT
you can and you are
the only thing possibly lower is a paki and they aren't allowed anyway
No.16305
No.16306
>>16302
Goodnight, sleep well.
No.16307
I'm off to bed now too, I did nothing but sit at my computer all day. Tomorrow my mum is taking me to the shops to buy some more clothes for our holiday, so that will be something.
Goodnight guys.
No.16308
>tfw you will never save the trees from deforestation
No.16309
>>16308
what has that got to do with the photo?
No.16310
I can hear some people shouting in my neighborhood and a girl in her late teens walk around my road a few times.
I only just turned on my monitor now I think they've gone. Why can't normies just stay out of my night realm? They already have the day.
No.16311
No.16312
>>16311
It's half 8 in the morning, everyone's asleep probably
No.16313
>>16311
In bed, I'm getting up now though, going to eat something then have a shower.
No.16314
>>16310
Iktf m8.
>go to corner shop at 6am hoping no one would be around
>normie builders everywhere making small talk while they buy their daily mail
Just let me buy dew and doritos in peace
No.16315
On a positive note though,
>tfw rain
No.16316
>>16312
I hate having a fucked up sleeping pattern, I'm always alone through the night.
>>16314
Shopping at night is pretty comfy though, at a 24 hour asda or tesco away from all the normies and going through the self serve till because I can't stand interacting with the till staff
No.16317
>>16316
I used a self serve for the for the first time last week, and it fucked up several times and a member of staff had to keep coming over to use their card on it.
I have no idea if I was doing something wrong or whether that's just how it is, but it didn't do it on everything, it just did it randomly.
0/10 - would not believe it will allow me to avoid human interaction again
No.16318
>>16317
I do that on purpose m8, pretend confusion and put and extra item or two in my bag it's perfect for casual shoplisting. I'm not mad of money.
No.16319
>>16318
>I'm not mad of money
But you're certainly mad of man.
I'd never dream of doing something like that honestly. Even looking past the moral aspect, I'm quite a paranoid and anxious person, I'd constantly be on edge, looking over my shoulder, and having panic attacks for the rest of the month if I took something from a shop without paying.
No.16320
>>16319
Made* sorry, in my tiredness I forgot to proof read :/
I understand that, I only do it with a bag of chips or a mars bar, something small that I can in the confusion get by.
No.16321
have to wake up before 7 tomorrow for my first day of work.
I'm so shit at getting up
No.16322
>>16321
Best thing you could do is go to bed early tonight, around 9 or 10pm will give you a good 8 or 9 hours sleep if you're lucky.
You probably won't stand a chance if you go to bed at midnight or 1am though. There's also the "alarm clock on the other side of the room" trick, but I've never actually tried that myself.
No.16323
I've been getting up at 1-2pm almost daily for the past 6 months
I'm not ready for the normie life yet
No.16324
>>16319
>But you're certainly mad of man.
kek'd
No.16325
>>16323
I had a non-24 sleep pattern for 7 years, but now I'm going to bed around midnight and getting up around 9 - 10am everyday.
It took some work, but it's definitely doable. Biggest obstruction for me was the internet, even now I still have the odd night where I get sucked in and carried away online, and miss my bedtime goal by an hour or two. It's not every night/morning/afternoon/evening like it used to be though.
I essentially changed my way of thinking to see my sleep routine and general well-being as more important than whatever bullshit it is I'm looking at on my computer. I also needed some self-worth and self-esteem to see things that way, which I'm still developing but they are more present than they used to be at least.
Definitely worth trying to fix though, a decent sleep pattern is pretty much the first stepping stone towards self-improvement.
No.16326
Been up for an hour or so but only just managed to get out of bed. I'm so shit at waking up.
Also, 24 hours nofap.
No.16327
7 day no fap starting today lads.
No.16328
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Fucking having a conversation about a possible job with this dudes shop over the fucking phone on text messages
I cant do this, my phone isnt made for texting long ass paragraphs without any punctuation. How can they do this
No.16329
>click link to imgur
>ad telling me to 'Convert to Islam' in a 'private live chat'.
>have adblock on
who do they think I am?
No.16330
>>16328
>Get call from Apprentiship Agency
>Have to answer questions Yes or No
>She asks if i just woke up
>Say no
>Asks if im alright
>Say yes
>She starts heckling me down the phone
>Get even more fed up, just need a job lol
>She sounds annoyed and starts asking what ive been doing
>Conversation goes on and on
>Asks if its personal rubbish
>Say no
>She asks why I want the Apprentichip
>Say I just need a job
>She attacks me saying its only £150 a week and why I dont just get a full time job
>Say Im sorry and decide to call it off
>She says I should try some training thing, then goes on to say she'll call back if anything else comes up since the current job has somone already at the top of their list
>Say okay and say goodbye
>She doesnt say bye back and the phone clicks off
Oh my,
No.16331
>>16330
My, what a wonderful lady
No.16332
>>16330
She sounds absolutely bumbothered, it was either that time of month or menopause, depending on her age.
No.16333
>>16332
Why the hell are women trusted with stuff in these situations, they very obviously become useless during their times of the month, some physically with crazy cramps and some mentally with their emotions completely changing their personality. I just don't get it. God fucking help anyone who has to deal with females in the army, I wouldn't trust them with a gun.
The worst part is they don't even realize they've gone batshit insane, so they wont even be like "oh, I'm not in my right mind, I won't make any important decisions right now."
No.16334
>>16330
Not that I want to defend the woman as she sounds like a bitch, but you think maybe there was a reason she was asking if you were alright / just woke up? It gives me the impression you probably sounded groggy/uninterested. Not only that, but you answered the questions terribly. "I just need a job" is not going to fill them with confidence that you're going to come and make an effort.
No.16335
>tfw my pc could run all the games I wanted to play just 4 months ago
>tfw it took a shit and now can't even play shitty flash games without overheating
Why live? Just when I get things running the way I want life throws a spanner in the works and now it looks like I have to shell out more money…fml.
No.16336
Fucking hell 3 sort it out.
>Stuck on mobile broadband because lolbroke
>And lol probably not going to be living here much longer
>Net seems to have fucked up last week
>If it's left idle for a few seconds it craps out and goes to LAN
>Have to have a torrent running in the background set to 1kb/s just to keep a connection
>Also running a script pinging a DNS server every few seconds
>tfw all this effort for what is essentially 'net life support
No.16337
>>16336
I might be alone in this, but does the connection speed of the internet seem to be getting slower not faster these days? I thought it would be bloode fast by now but, sometimes it takes an age just to open a new tab from 8chan
No.16338
>>16337
My internet here at home is horrible, it's supposed to be 15 Mb, but it does not feel like it. Pages take time to load, that's not something that should happen at this speed.
I miss being at uni with 50Mb down.
No.16339
>>16337
I used to be able to play online games pretty smoothly last year.
At some point it seems to have completely shat the bed speedwise.
>tfw you barely reach 70kb/s downloading on steam
No.16340
>>16336
>tfw tethering from my phone on the 3 pay as you go £15 unlimited data
No.16342
No.16343
No.16344
>>16343
yeah it fucking is, you cunt.
No.16345
>wake up at 4:30pm
>antidepressant
>pour out some vodka
>sit at computer wondering why I even bother
h-how's your day going lads?
No.16346
>>16345
>Woke up at 10
>Stared at the walls till about 11
>Met mum in town, had a hot chocolate didn't really talk
>Went home
>See what updated today
>Smoked a joint and hid under the covers
>Put on headphones and occasionally see what's been posted
Bleh
No.16347
>>16344
Wish it was raining here. Where are you at?
No.16348
>>16345
Its sunny as shit here and I just go back from walking the dog, which was pretty okay. Everything just feels so monotonous.
No.16349
>>16345
Actually did some work today for once. It's getting slightly more organised at work. The game is currently on sale on steam but I have no idea why you'd want to play it. I'd certainly never buy it.
No.16350
>>16345
>sleeping pattern starting to spiral out of control again
>need to start waking up early but don't feel tired untill 3 - 5 am
>whenever I tried to sleep earlier I end up just lying in bed for fucking hours unable to sleep
Life is suffering.
No.16351
>>16344
Fucking calm your tits
No.16352
>>16349
Are you allowed to say what it is?
At the very least, can we try and guess?
No.16353
It's a bad idea for people with depressive tendencies to smoke weed.
No.16354
>>16353
But smoking doobies cures all my illnesses
No.16355
>>16349
tell us what it is lad, not like there's anyway it could possibly be linked back to you
>>16354
>this is what stoners ACTUALLY BELIEVE
No.16356
just spent 5 hours in town, was hell.
I feel so relieved to be back in my comfy room
No.16357
>>16353
no it isn't.
If you have depression in the US you can get it prescribed to you if you have depression.
No.16358
>>16357
it makes you feel happier but can give you schizophrenia, so toss up really
No.16359
>>16357
>the US medical industry does it therefore it must be good for me
No.16360
No.16361
>>16360
It doesn't cause schizophrenia, but it can bring it out and exacerbate it in those genetically predisposed to it. You don't know if that's you until it's too late, and it can happen at any point in your life - not necessarily just when you smoke it. Don't mistake me for some puritanical preacher, it's just that I know someone who was affected by this and you can trust me when I say it isn't pretty.
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/06June/Pages/Cannabis-use-genetically-linked-to-schizophrenia.aspx
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/092099649400053B
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3085576/
No.16362
>>16361
If no one in your family has had it your chances are minimal t b h
No.16363
got a credit card lads
>tfw adult
No.16364
>playing hearthstone on phone, winning hard
>you have disconnected, trying to reconnect
>other apps are connecting fine and I have good reception
>unable to reconnect ;4)
I play another game, winning again, the same exact thing happens. Why are blizzard such cunts lads.
No.16365
>>16363
>tfw somehow got a £5k limit credit card
Haven't even had a job in the time I've had it. They keep fucking raising it for no reason.
No.16366
Also, it turns out my cat (the old stinky one I mentioned before) hasn't got long left to live. He's not in pain but his breathing has gotten difficult and he may just die in his sleep at some point
>tfw I've had this cat almost my entire life, since I was 5 years old
No.16367
>>16366
Make the most of the time you've got left with him lad.
No.16368
strongbow citrus cider is easy as fuck to drink lads
No.16369
>>16368
I don't know if they sell it where you are but try getting some Henry Westons Stowford Press. That is god tier cider.
No.16370
>>16369
the strongbow citrus isn't really cider btw, it tastes exactly like lime cordial with fizzy water.
I'll look out for that one. I'm more into my sweet ciders t b h
No.16371
>>16370
have you tried strongbow dark fruit?
I think normal strongbow tastes like shite, but this one is pretty tasty
No.16372
>>16370
Ah, stowford press is kinda sweet but it's more of a 'proper' cider. I imagine kopparberg is a very sweet cider, or Rekorderlig which is another swedish cider. I think that one might be sweeter.
No.16373
>>16371
yeah original strongbow taste like acidic piss
>>16372
Brothers is GOAT for flavoured cider, Toffee apple, strawberry, lemon flavour are all good
No.16374
really not looking forward to starting work tomorrow, I'm still in full neet mode
No.16375
anyone watching Kevin McCloud's escape to the wild? It's about people who quit their job and go off and live in the wilderness.
No.16376
>>16374
Is it your first ever job?
No.16377
>>16375
River Cottage is a series that started in 1999 that does pretty much the same thing. It's comfy as fuck.
No.16378
>tfw just finished fallout
I wonder what I should play next?
No.16379
>>16377
wat
that's a cooking programme isn't it?
These people are living in the jungle in central america, alaska etc
No.16380
>>16376
No. I've worked enough times to know that I fucking hate working. I hate how you're expected to always look busy and work as fast as you can. I'll work at the pace I want thank you very much m8
No.16381
>>16380
> I'll work at the pace I want thank you very much m8
enjoy your month at work
No.16382
>>16380
Stay on benefits mate. You're clearly not cut out for work.
No.16383
>>16382
I need the money and my parents would kill me, I guess I'll have to 'try'
No.16384
>>16380
Sounds like you've got nothing to worry about, you'll be NEET again in no time.
No.16385
>>16380
>I'll work at the pace I want
anon I've got some news for you
No.16386
>>16385
kek, maybe that was an exaggeration. I guess I just don't like being told what to do.
No.16387
No.16388
Watching peep show, Mark is sitting around playing a game "Gotta finish this level, read that, learn the clarinet", he says it in a way that he knows is impossible, but at least he has plans. I just sit here doing bugger all. Fuck this.
No.16389
>>16388
>Mark is meant to be the epitome of a loser
>we can actually look to him as something to aspire to
No.16391
>>16389
Yeah, I'd consider him to do pretty well apart from the whole baby. I wish I had a Jeremy to drag me out to do stuff.
No.16392
No.16393
I'm finally off to bed, took an hour and a half to tidy my room, clear my bed and change my bedsheets. Absolutely knackered now.
Goodnight guys.
No.16394
>>16393
L8r pot8r
>>16392
Huge rack
No.16395
I want to try out WoW. I guess the free trial is the way to go.
I don't know anything about it, is it dead?
No.16396
>>16392
>add me on kik trippytrillthug" (:
No.16397
>>16395
Retail WoW is utter dogshit. I'm playing on a very popular vanilla server called Nostalrius - feel free to join me.
No.16398
>>16392
I can't enjoy this because of her shitty boyfriend piping up all the time
No.16399
>>16397
I've been told by a WoW player that Nostalrius isn't that good because it's a really old version of WoW.
No.16400
>>16399
I think that's kind of the point though, isn't it?
No.16401
>>16399
I've played on and off for about 8 years and I still prefer vanilla; I haven't played retail for two expansions due to how bad it's gotten. It's just too casual for me, and the community is very bad. Heading off to bed now so I can't go into it much more, but you could try watching some streams to help you decide if you want to try either.
http://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/World%20of%20Warcraft
http://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/World%20of%20Warcraft:%20Warlords%20of%20Draenor
No.16402
Think I'm gunna try and sleep too, although it's at least 3 hours earlier than usual. It probably won't happen.
No.16403
>>16402
I would try but i'd just end up lying in bed trying to sleep for hours and failing. Good luck man.
No.16404
>>16367
Will do mate.
I can't be bitter, 17 years is more than anyone could hope for a cat to live. Still, there was that one cat that lived to 30 so I'd always hoped by some fluke he could too.
No.16405
>>16404
OK, so I decided to look it up, I thought cats generally lived to 10 years, but apparently it's actually usually 15 or so years.
>tfw I thought my cat was impressively long-lived
>tfw it turns out he was only at the higher end of average for a cat
No.16406
Just been lying in bed for an hour. Summer nights are shit.
No.16407
>>16406
This, can't sleep. Fuck summer. I mean I can't sleep anyway but summer just makes it worse.
No.16408
>almost bumped into my oneitus
>smiled and sort of mumbled "sorry"
>she stares ahead silently and just keeps on walking
Kill me now lads
No.16409
Just got up, approaching 24 hours nofap. this is fucking impossible.
No.16410
Just got off the phone with a mental health specialist, they want to get me an appointment at the doctors they can give me the assessment / test for aspergers. Wish they'd stop giving me a fucking run around 3 appointments so far. Fucks sake.
No.16411
>>16410
I've been trying for days to get a repeat prescription over the phone. The medical secretary never picks up the fucking phone, I left a message a few days ago and have been calling everyday since, might have to get a doctors appointment to get it sorted out for fucks sake.
No.16412
>>16408
You better not be the guy who lent his oneitus money.
No.16413
>>16412
No
We've barely said two words to each other.
No.16414
On my lunch break at work, luckily it's near morrissons so I can go in and get food
No.16415
Showered, shaved, cleaned my teeth and taken a parcel to the collection point it needed to be at. Just gotta fill in my provisional license forms and start some research and I'll have done all my productive tasks for the day. I'd also like to get some reading done too, but I don't count that as productive like the rest. Going well so far, considering I've only been out of bed 2 hours.
No.16416
>>16415
Good work, keep it up.
I love those rare days where you manage get your act together and sort things out.
No.16419
>>16418
Come on mate, quit being a prick
No.16420
>>16417
>>16418
You're being a bit of a dick t--b-h mate.
No.16421
>>16416
Yeah, it's not very often it happens, and even when it does I still spend like 80% of my time doing bugger all.
No.16424
No.16425
>>16422
>>16423
Could do with a bit of a ban tee bee haitch
No.16427
>>16425
Already gave him a day off, he actually makes normal posts most of the time but then just spergs those pictures. No idea why.
No.16428
having sushi for dinner tonight lads, feels good. How is everyone today?
>>16426
>saying britain is good
somebody kill this bigoted white supremacist shitlord before he can spread anymore vile propaganda
No.16429
>>16426
Milo is my favourite nigger-fucking faggot.
No.16430
>>16428
Nice m8 fucking love sushi. Honestly I would eat salmon nigiri for every meal of every day of every year, if I could afford it ;_;.
Will probably make a rice bowl up tonight.
No.16431
>>16428
They can't say shit against him, he can play the gay card. By modern warped logic anyone who disagrees with him would be homophobic.
No.16432
>>16428
I'm alright, just chilling out after standing up all day yesterday. I would go for a short walk because the sun has just come out, but school time has just finished so there will be kids, teenagers and mums everywhere.
I've never had sushi, but I hope you enjoy it.
No.16433
>>16428
He's not wrong imo, most people are pretty nice, it's just a very vocal minority that fuck shit up. Other than a few northern states, I can't think of somewhere I'd rather live.
No.16434
>>16433
that's the thing though, britain has always been tolerant. It's just been ruined by the retards who think "tolerance" means letting Pakis rape your children and violently persecuting anyone who has a problem with it.
No.16435
>>16434
>not letting pakis rape your kids
>being intolerant
No.16436
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Based Pastor Anderson.
>44 minutes onwards
No.16437
>boss said we're not allowed to listen to music while working even though its on headphones and doesn't affect work at all
Seriously fucking end it all what a shit rule
No.16438
>>16437
You come across as an entitled piece of shit. You won't last long there.
No.16439
>>16438
>snap judgement based on one sentence
hows that psychology degree working out
No.16440
>>16438
You come across as a huge cunt.
No.16441
Two weeks ago when I was at the "come-here-every-month-or-no-ESA-for-you" place, the woman there gave me a suggestion for somewhere I could possibly work, and that she could set me up with a one-day trial if I wanted. My immediate response was "no, fuck that", as it is for almost everything in life, but after going home and giving it some serious thought and talking through it with my mum I said okay.
Since then I've been thinking about it semi-positively, like "maybe it's finally time for me to make it". Then today she phoned my mum, and said she rang the company and found out they aren't even taking on new people, and have in fact been making tons of redundancies.
I feel tricked.
No.16442
>>16439
>>16440
I agree with him tbh. He sounds like he has a really bad attitude.
No.16443
>>16439
He's made a few posts in this thread about how much of a pathetic whiny little bitch he is. I don't understand why he even bothered getting a job.
No.16444
>>16442
I wouldn't say I have a bad attitude. I get on with my boss, I just disagree with one rule he made because there doesn't seem to be any reasoning behind it, Everyone's been listening to music while they work and now suddenly we can't.
No.16445
>>16443
Hangon lads I haven't posted anything that at all. Is there another anon whose gotten a job recently? Haven't kept up with the thread much.
No.16446
>>16445
I think he confused you with this guy:
>>16374
>>16380
>>16383
>>16386
No.16447
>>16446
Oh right, yeah I'm not him, I'm the guy whose testing videogams (dolequest guy)
No.16448
>california rolls
>salmon nigiri
>cucumber rolls
holy fuck this food is going to be delicious
hurry up and cook rice you fucking shit
No.16449
>>16447
My mistake. Regardless, he's paying you, he makes the rules - and from what you've told us, it sounds like you've landed a pretty good job, so I wouldn't be too bothered as something as trivial as not being able to listen to music. Just remember that to him, you are an interchangeable economic unit.
No.16450
>>16449
Yeah, that's how I see it too, I'm effectively a resource. There are a lot of other temps out there but from what I've gathered talking to them, they don't have much experience. I've got to try to outshine them though.
As a company they seem desperate to hire anyone has has any technical knowledge with videogames or game development for testing. It's really easy work too.
With the music thing; I think he was just pissed off because the big black guy fell asleep listening to his iPod.
No.16451
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
FUCK IT!
I'M GOING FOR A FUCKING WALK!
No.16452
No.16453
>>16446
>>16447
yeah my bad, I thought he was that other whiny anon
No.16454
Alright lads
went for a walk with a grill this morning, met her on Tinder trying to arrange a fuck buddy thing
coming over tomorrow for "netflix and chill" but admitted she was a virgin earlier so not sure how much progress I'll make with the fuck part of fuckbuddy
quite pleased with myself lol
No.16455
Back from work, went really quick t b h
I made a few mistakes, also having small talk with the other workers was really tiresome. I don't know how people can just walk into a room and then start talking to someone for ages. My co workers would talk to me and then the conversation would die after a minute or so
No.16456
>>16454
when the fuck did t. b . h get word filtered
No.16457
>>16456
When the admin started being a sassy Simon t b h
No.16458
>>16454
tbh only filters to lol when normies or gays use it
No.16459
>>16454
Looks like your efforts over the months are finally paying off, and this is a big step up from "sent some messages and then pussied out". She's allegedly a virgin too? That could be a good thing, it means you can both be awkward and inexperienced together without feeling too embarrassed.
Mad jealous if I'm honest, how is she appearance-wise?
>>16456
When greencuck started using it in every other post tbh.
No.16460
>>16458
I'm pretty much the straightest guy in here and it's filtered for me
No.16461
>>16460
you must be a normie then, out you go
No.16462
>>16461
but I've also wanked to gay porn to see if I liked it
No.16464
>>16454
post a picture of her you fucking normie shit
No.16465
>>16455
Nice one, glad it went quick.
>would talk to me and then the conversation would die after a minute or so
Same here, I can't into small talk either. When I was in college, someone might approach me and ask me a question or something, and on instinct I'd always answer as frankly and in as little words as possible, which would kill the conversation immediately. Then there would just be awkward silence for ages.
I do have asperger's, but I like to believe it's more inexperience with conversation rather than inability. That's what I tell myself in order to feel less hopeless anyway.
No.16466
>>16463
>wanking to gay porn
>gay
yeah ok mate
No.16467
I miss being neet
don't get a job lads
No.16468
>>16467
It's been what, 1 day? Get it together for fucks sake
No.16469
>>16468
I'm a true robot
normie
No.16470
32 Hours nofap, today has gone really well, only thought about it this morning when I woke up, and managed to avoid it.
No.16471
>>16467
>don't get a job lads
Has anyone else here ever searched their age plus "never had a job" before?
I've seen people on various forums get crucified for saying they've not worked before, and even people thinking the OP is a troll if they say they are 23 or something. Like they genuinely couldn't believe somebody could get to that age without ever having a job at some point.
No.16472
>>16451
BACK!
Jesus christ I needed that.
>Walked to one of the nearby villages
>Felt like doing some photography, lolphone camera only be damned
>Got some o.k snaps of a wheat field and a church
>Took the long route back
>Grabbed some cereal and cakes on the way back
Well I feel less shit than I did 3 hours ago.
Fuck it, going to find some point in my life.
No.16473
>>16472
I've recently found walking to be a great stress reliever, how far did you go? You were gone for about 3 hours so I assume quite a way.
I've only recently started taking walks after 4 years of being completely sedentary, so I can't walk any further than a mile and a half yet. Should be good once I'm able to go beyond the streets and reach some wildlife.
No.16474
>>16473
No Idea really, 4/5 miles I guess.
Feeling too cooped up and everything seems to be going nowhere fast, so I thought fuck it, it's a lovely evening so I'm going to just wander.
Seems to have worked, I actually feel like getting on track for once.
No.16475
>>16474
I should have done the same really, spent the entire day in my room on the computer not doing anything in particular, but it's too late now I think. Getting dark and cold.
No.16476
>>16475
Meh, tomorrow's another day anon. Only really seems to be nice in the late afternoon/evening lately.
No.16477
>tfw you can get PAID to be a life model and you don't even have to look good
No.16478
>>16477
Yeah but you have to pose naked in front of art students who may be around your age and qt
No.16479
>>16478
it's not like you'll ever see them again. They've probably seen all types of people.
No.16480
>>16479
how much can you get paid?
No.16481
>>16480
oh fuck that, I thought you would get paid like over £100 per session or something.
A lot of the price on here are around £30 a hour.
http://www.modelreg.co.uk/JoblinkSearchAction.php
No.16482
>>16472
Getting out of the house is definitely helpful. I've been walking my dog regularly for about 3 months now, and just went for a bike ride along the sea front. It's a nice evening, and the weather is only going to get better now so I'll probably make that a regular thing as well.
No.16483
Managed to only drink one glass of cola today, when I'm usually on like 4 or 5, but I think the lack of sugar is to blame for the massive headache I've had all evening.
No.16484
>>16483
Better to endure the withdrawals than lose all of your teeth by 25 and die of a heart attack at 30 m8. That's a lot of cola.
No.16485
>>16483
>4 or 5 glasses of coke a day
Holy shit. Cutting down / giving it up was a great decision man, keep it the fuck up, that shit would have sent you to an early grave eventually.
If you don't mind me asking, are you overweight / obese?
No.16486
>>16483
just switch to coke zero or something else with 0 sugar. I've tried to quit coke so many times but I've failed every time. Quitting smoking was easier than quitting cock.
No.16487
>>16486
>Quitting smoking was easier than quitting cock.
No.16488
>>16484
Yeah, and I think that 4 or 5 is a cut down since moving back home. I also feel more tired than usual too, so maybe I'll sleep well tonight.
No.16489
>>16487
oh shit I meant coke : L
No.16490
>>16485
BMI is currently 28, although I was only 25 up until March, I had a bunch of stress and put on a stone.
No.16491
>>16482
Aye, amazing how much some sun and some fresh air helps.
Gone from buying Disposable BBQs this morning to plotting how I'm going to get out of this rut.
Plus an old passion came back for a period of time, which I might try and follow (somehow).
No.16492
Which electric razor is best for shaving balls/butt?
Is this any good? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Braun-3040-Electric-Foil-Shaver/dp/B00J05R9DW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1435095283&sr=8-2&keywords=shaver
I'm thinking of spending my first paycheck on a shaver t b h
No.16493
>>16492
Why do you want to shave your balls and arsehole?
No.16494
>>16486
>I watch gay porn and have a cock addiction
>b-but I'm not gay, honest!
No.16495
>>16494
I'm literally the only guy ITT that posts pictures of girls.
No.16496
>>16490
>28
Not far off obese then. Well cutting out coke should help a lot with that, it's basically obesity (and all the health problems that gives you) in a bottle. I'm no expert, but I should imagine your body will adjust to the lower sugar levels eventually.
No.16497
>>16495
Overcompensating for something perhaps?
No.16498
>>16495
>post pics of teen slags
>implying it isn't because you wish you were them and could get your fill of chad cock
No.16499
>>16493
My winky isn't that big and shaving makes it appear bigger. Also I've never shaved my pubes and they are really long.
No.16500
>>16496
Oh yeah, I assume it'll help a lot, but due to being a manlet theres only a stone between only just overweight and almost obese, not that Ive felt particularly healthy at either of those.
No.16501
>>16498
If I did want to be a slut it would be because of the attention they constantly receive. All they have to do is be a girl and they'll have their sexual desires fulfilled.
No.16502
>>16501
Spoiler that shit, orange monsters wearing 50 layers of facedirt are disgusting.
No.16503
>>16501
Yeah but they're also less intelligent, constantly emotional, and bleed from their axe wounds once a month while being depressed and angry.
No.16504
No.16505
>>16504
>what are mood swings during periods
No.16507
>>16505
yeah they get mood swings but they don't get depressed like robots do
No.16508
>>16506
you should give them dreadlocks t b h
No.16509
>>16499
>Decide pubes could do with a bit of a trim
>Later, in the tub
>Grab old razor
>Disband the pube/thigh hair alliance
>Snail trail eradicated
>Still looks like a clown wig
>Divine inspiration strikes
>Barber-mode activate
>Isolate a group
>Run razor across to neaten
>Sofarsogood.vtf
>Carry on looks quite neat
>Repeat
>Job well done
>Get out and towel off
>Hours pass
>Getting ready for bed
>Now I see that I have managed to give my pubes a layered style
>Kinda stylish, Had the swishing locks look
>mfw
No.16510
did you hear the good news, lads?
No.16511
>>16510
Don't mean to spoil your rejoice, but doesn't that mean more might be coming over here instead?
No.16512
My graphics card just died I think.
What new one should I get? Thinking GTX 970.
No.16513
>>16511
nah, the ones dying in the heat are too poor to come here anyway, this is just thinning out the ranks a bit
No.16514
>>16512
>GTX 970
If it having 3.5GB of VRAM rather than the 4GB it claims to have doesn't bother you, sure.
What makes you think you're old one has died?
No.16515
>>16514
I was playing a game and then it froze, loads of green fragments appeared full vaporwave style. I rebooted and in the bios there were loads of green horizontal lines littering the screen.
It's a GTX 560Ti I've been playing new releases on and had for years and had running everyday for hours, so I need an upgrade anyway.
I'm aware of the false VRAM claim, I'm still open to different cards but I don't know that much about GPUs.
No.16516
>>16515
It froze and turned off instantly, by the way.
No.16517
>>16515
>>16516
Okay that definitely sounds like it overheated and died, RIP.
Personally I've had a better experience with Nvidia cards over the years than AMD, but they've been a little jewy lately. Haven't had an AMD card for a few years though, so I couldn't tell you anything about their current line-up.
No.16518
Final university results in 20 minutes guys, not sure whether to check tonight, or wait until the morning. I don't know if I'll sleep if I know for sure I'm fucked, I'd rather save the bad news for the morning.
No.16519
No.16520
No.16521
>>16518
Do it asap and tell us lad, don't leave yourself wondering overnight
No.16522
>>16520
>>16521
Fuck it, sure. I assume they'll go up midnight, and I'll let you guys know if they do.
No.16523
Got a third. Technically should have failed one of the modules, but got comped. Fuck yes, I'm done with uni.
No.16524
>>16523
congrats m8, what course was it?
No.16525
>>16524
Computer Forensics.
No.16526
>>16523
>Got a third.
well
at least it's over
No.16527
>>16526
I'm just happy I didn't fail mate.
No.16528
>>16523
>>16526
I don't know shit about uni, what's a third? Is it bad?
No.16529
>>16528
It'd the same as a 'C'
I think?
No.16530
>>16528
When you pass, depending on how well you did you get either:
A first
a 2:1
a 2:2
or a third.
So I just about passed, and things like graduate schemes want you having a 2:2 or a 2:1
No.16532
>>16530
Congo rats for passing man, I dropped out after first term.
No.16533
>>16528
yeah
A 1st is excellent, then 2nd is split into 2:1 (good) and 2:2 (poor).
A third is basically worthless
No.16534
>>16529
>>16530
>>16531
>>16533
Fucking unis man, even the grading system is complicated.
Congratulations I guess, I never got better than a C in GCSEs, so you did pretty fucking well in my books.
No.16535
>girl on tinder asked for my whatsapp
we chad now
No.16536
No.16537
>>16535
Are you a different guy to the one earlier?
No.16538
>>16536
I just chatted to her about animals and she said it was the best tinder convo she's had.
>>16537
I dunno who you're referring to but no
No.16539
No.16540
>>16538
I was referring to this anon >>16454
Guess not though, I was gonna say you're a bit cheeky to be going for more girls after already making plans with one.
Still, are we becoming a PUA hangout now or something? I'm not ready for all these social success stories.
No.16541
I'm off to bed, I definitely need to go outside for a walk tomorrow, I spent the entirety of today just sitting here doing nothing in particular like I used to. Yesterday when I went to bed, my whole body was buzzing all over after doing so much, it made me feel really "alive".
Goodnight guys.
No.16542
>>16540
if you read this post within the next 5 minutes you will dream about having a 3some with Mary-Kate and Ashley tonight
No.16543
>>16542
Sweet, thanks anon. I'll wish the same to you too.
No.16544
>>16525
forensic bio here, but I'm retaking a year and probably going to get a third too
No.16545
>>16540
>Still, are we becoming a PUA hangout now or something? I'm not ready for all these social success stories.
No I don't think so. Me managing to get along with a girl on tinder, while it does feel like a success, doesn't mean anything in normie terms
No.16546
Got woken up by a fucking call centre at 2AM, then another one this morning. Then I shit myself slightly this morning, which at least means I managed to get out of bed for once.
No.16547
>>16545
I said that semi tongue-in-cheek, but in autistic NEET virgin terms it's a huge achievement to not only have a conversation with someone that is pleasant for both parties, but with a girl too. If it was me instead of you there would have been spaghetti everywhere before even a word had been sent, so in that regard you did realy well.
Using a dating app is full normalfag though, make no mistake, but I've said before that it's not always a bad thing. It's just less likely that anyone here will be able to relate, although saying that, there are now at least two tinderfags here, so who knows.
No.16548
>>16546
>I shit myself slightly this morning, which at least means I managed to get out of bed for once.
Now that's what I call looking on the bright side. You alright now though?
No.16549
>>16548
Yeah, it wasnt a proper shit, just a fart where a bit of liquid came out, immediately went to the toilet and diarrhoea'd, no idea why but I dont feel ill or anything, so whatever.
No.16550
I didn't sleep at all.
Tried playing Pokemon this morning to pass the time but my attention span is so short I can't even do that.
No.16551
>>16547
I feel like an app or some other online method is the only way someone like me will ever have a chance at initiating contact with a woman. Lord knows I can't "just go up and talk to her".
No.16552
>>16550
>tfw wanted to get back into pokemon for ages
>tfw every time I play for a bit, start to build up a team, then get bored and quit
No.16553
>>16550
>but my attention span is so short I can't even do that
I know the feeling, happens to me all the time. In the last year or two I've lost my ability to play games for the most part, I'm only able to focus on a handful of games that I've been playing since I was a kid.
Anything new or slightly complex/complicated as in, anything beyond a bare-bones 2D/3D platformer, racing game, beat-em-up, etc. and my brain just doesn't take it in, it's like it's on standby. I'm the same with reading as well, sometimes I can't get past the first page without having to give up because the words just won't register.
Learning anything new feels impossible at the moment.
No.16554
>>16551
I can see why that might be, months ago someone else here mentioned that they don't feel like online communication causes them any anxiety in comparison to face-to-face interaction, while me and somebody else with social anxiety got the same intense feeling for both, along with phone calls.
In fact I used to be the same with anonymous imageboards, for 4 or 5 years I only ever lurked because just thinking about posting would cause me to have panic attacks. Managed to get over it last year through raw exposure therapy, but I need to somehow do the same thing with other forms of communication. Less room for fucking up when you aren't anonymous though.
No.16555
>>16554
I'm OK with communication that isn't "live" ie I can think about my response first. Telephone conversations, face to face, even online games are awful.
No.16556
48 hours nofap, dressed, showered and I've brushed my teeth every day this week. I even woke up at a decent time today, and had a somewhat productive day yesterday. Everything's going to be okay guys. Think I'll go for a walk with the dog.
No.16557
>>16556
>I've brushed my teeth every day this week
That's an achievement?
No.16558
>>16557
I struggle for 3 times a week.
No.16559
>>16558
That's disgusting mate. It's one thing being a NEET, but you don't have to be a dirty bastard as well.
No.16560
>>16559
My teeth are still better than most.
I drink a lot of water.
No.16561
>>16555
You can still take your time to think about your response in those 3 situations, other people be damned.
No.16562
>>16559
Not him, but I lived like that for years too. Only this year have I started brushing my teeth, showering, using deodorant, and getting dressed regularly, in fact for many years I used to only do those things about once a month.
Depression, anxiety and agoraphobia hit me hard in my mid to late teens, to the point where I would immediately reject the idea of leaving the house or using the shower, and it's only now I've been able to get past it some what. For about 7 years my life consisted of waking up, turning on the computer, eating food and drinking water a couple of times throughout the day, fapping once or twice, then going to bed, regardless of what time it was. No extra shit like getting dressed, showering, or anything else, literally just that.
That's probably why my idea of what is and isn't "normie" is a little more extreme than some of you lot who go to the shops, take phone calls, or have jobs.
No.16563
>>16561
>You can still take your time to think about your response in those 3 situations, other people be damned
You can, but if you have social anxiety your mind goes completely blank and you can't get any words out, so you spend the "thinking" time just panicking and sweating profusely in silence, before hanging up / leaving / quitting the game. Eventually you might end up just avoiding those situations altogether, which I regret doing immensely.
No.16564
>>16563
Sorry, I forget it can be that bad for people. I was forced to get a job at Tesco when I was 18 so I had to get used to talking to people, I ended up just making interaction very robotic since you can literally say the exact same thing to each customer. And if the customer decides to be friendly and tries to chat i'd just stumble around talking about the weather.
Fuck customer service jobs.
No.16565
>>16557
I struggle to get once a week usually, I'm also the guy that usually drinks a litre of coke a day.
Surprisingly, I've never had a filling or lost an adult tooth. I assume I have super teeth, although they were a bit yellow, they're recovering now.
No.16567
Got back from my walk, did a bit of a run while I was out. Doing the minute of running, minute and a half of walking thing from the couch to 5k. Altogether I've apparently done 5 miles today.
No.16568
>>16564
Sounds like it helped your social skills develop overall though, like a form of exposure therapy.
Sometimes I think I would have been better off being forced into work rather than my mum letting me hide away in my room doing nothing all these years. I'm fairly sure she would have kicked me out years ago had I not fallen into clinical depression and then diagnosed with asperger's around 2009, but since then she just lets me hang around because I give her half my ESA money, and probably has a general lack of faith in my ability to be independent and look after myself. It's not hard to see why honestly.
No.16569
>>16568
Yeah, in hindsight being forced to work was good for me. I don't think i'll ever enjoy talking to many people though and I still try to avoid it where it isn't needed.
I'm waiting for the doctors to send me a letter for an appointment with a mental health specialist to get me tested for Aspergers, although they'll probably refer me to someone else for the third bloody time.
No.16570
>>16569
>although they'll probably refer me to someone else for the third bloody time.
That's my experience with the mental health service too, me and my mum have spent years going back and forth and being referred to various places, shit is ridiculous. Turned out there's nothing in this town geared towards people with autism/asperger's anyway, so in the end it was all pointless.
No.16571
>>16561
No you can't, that's not how IRL conversations work.
No.16572
>>16567
Impressive man, I've just got back from a 2.9 mile walk, furthest I've ever gone from my house, and I'm absolutely knackered now.
Might have been able to go further if I'd stopped for a rest and taken a drink with me, but I didn't think that far ahead when I left. I also wanted to get back around this time because I forgot to leave a note saying I was out, and my mum will be coming home from work any minute.
No.16573
Another okay day testing games. They can't get the staff and they need more testers to start soon. The HR guy asked me if I knew anybody but I could only think of you guys.
Lads anyone want a job?
No.16574
>>16573
Where you from lad matey?
No.16575
No.16576
>>16570
> Turned out there's nothing in this town geared towards people with autism/asperger's anyway, so in the end it was all pointless.
Same here unless you're really low functioning, I'm too retarded to function normally but not retarded enough to get help.
No.16577
>>16574
South east, but not London. People do commute from London though. They're looking for people to start Monday.
No.16578
>>16576
>I'm too retarded to function normally but not retarded enough to get help
Me too, it's so bloody awkward. I've seen other autists before who were too retarded to notice their inability to socialise with others, or even speak / walk / dress properly, and they were happy as larry just waddling about like mongs.
No information I've ever read online has ever helped either, it's mostly aimed at parents with autistic children. I didn't even get diagnosed until I was 17 or 18, so everything that can go wrong with a sperg with no support trying to enter adult life already had, and my parents have no idea what to do or how to deal with it either.
No.16579
>>16577
Whereabouts?
Portsmouth here
No.16580
Seated piriformis stretch time lads
Can you touch the floor?
No.16581
>>16578
same here. sometimes I wish I was like the true spergs, not even able to notice what everyone thought of me.
No.16582
>>16580
Can place my palms flat on the floor. Its one of the few things I've got going for me.
No.16583
>>16580
Started doing these stretches every morning
http://www.sparkpeople.com/blog/blog.asp?post=rise_and_shine_8_stretches_you_should_do_each_morning
Kind of basic, but it's a start, I think stretching is a pretty good thing to do.
No.16584
>>16582
Just had my only glass of coke of the day along with a tin of Tesco Ravioli, think I'll have an angel slice for desert.
No.16585
>>16584
you the one who was drinking loads? good on you for cutting down if so.
what's an angel slice?
No.16586
>>16585
Yep. An angel slice is like a mini batten-burg with icing. Pic related, although that's a Mr Kipling one, and I had a Tesco one.
No.16587
>>16585
>what's an angel slice?
are you the guy who only eats ham sandwiches and mini rolls every day?
No.16588
>>16587
No, that's me. That's not all I eat in a day, but I do have them for lunch most days.
Although saying that, the last three days I've been a bit daring and had a banana instead of a miniroll, and I've been putting lettuce and salad cream in my sandwiches.
No.16589
>>16588
were you familiar with an angel slice?
No.16590
>>16589
I didn't know that's what they were called, but I have had them before.
No.16591
How do I get comfy and cozy in summer guys? I really miss the winter.
No.16592
>>16591
fans, if you put a bowl of ice in front of it it shoots the cool air around too
No.16593
>>16591
I usually end up stripping down to nothing but a pair of shorts in the summer, although that was mostly in the early hours of the morning when I couldn't have the window open due to insects, and my PC would be pumping out a shitload of heat.
As uncomfortable as it is, my NEET summers have given me some fond memories. There was one time where I took the Wii downstairs into the living room where it was cooler, and I just chilled out playing The Story of Thor aka Beyond Oasis on a Mega Drive emulator until the sun came up. Good game, never finished it though.
There was also one time where I was up all night in the heat playing MapQuest, just roaming all these foreign countries on street view while listening to their local radio stations, which was super comfy even in the heat (which added to the experience honestly).
I remember that night well because before I went to bed in the morning, my mum's boyfriend asked me if I heard anything in the night because his motorbike had been nicked right out of our garden, which my window faces. Didn't hear shit thanks to me listening to the music in headphones. They found the bike later that day a couple of miles away all smashed up, proper shitty that someone would just do that.
No.16594
>>16593
>MapQuest
I meant MapCrunch.
No.16595
Anyone up at night looking for Jobs?
How's the search
No.16596
>>16595
I've never looked for a job.
No.16597
>>16595
I probably should be.
No.16598
>mummy boiught a tub of ice cream for us to share
>i ate my half earlier today
>shes gone to bed now
>so now im in the process of eating her half
sorry mummy but ur2slow
No.16599
No.16600
it's my birthday this weekend.
No.16601
>>16600
one year closer to that moment where you realise it really is too late
too many days spent telling yourself "ill do it tomorrow" so that now even if you do do it tomorrow, it wouldnt make a difference
woohoo
No.16602
i wish i didnt eat that ice cream
ill never lose weight
No.16603
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>>16600
I'll wish you a happy birthday now as I'll be on holiday by then. Do you have any plans or are you just going to be lurking around here?
No.16604
>>16602
Karma at work, I kind of hope your mum slaps your shit too.
No.16605
>>16600
Happy birthday in advance lad
No.16606
>>16600
That's weird SAG. Mine too.
No.16607
No.16608
No.16609
So I watched this movie on netflix called Parallels, about dimension hopping between different earths.
It felt more like a pilot than a movie, and ended on sort of a cliffhanger. They better fucking make more.
No.16610
>>16598
>I can believe this
>This is probably real
No.16611
>>16601
I'm going to college this year so I'm still feeling optimistic, as of a few months ago I was planning to not celebrate but I'm feeling much better about it now.
>>16603
Cheers, where are you going? I'll be going out with friends and then having a meal with my family the day after
>>16605
cheers buddy
>>16606
what day is yours?
No.16612
No.16613
>>16611
Tomorrow mate. When is yours?
No.16614
No.16615
>TFW comfy, cozy winter birthday
I feel so sorry for you guys, my birthday is super close to Christmas, and I can't even imagine having one in the summer.
No.16616
>>16615
>my birthday is super close to Christmas
that sounds shit, I'd rather have them spread apart in the year so I have more to look forward to
No.16617
>you will never be as confident as this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHRd3qJOHPU
No.16618
>>16616
Eh, birthdays are always shit anyway when you get to this age, and my parents always used to buy me something in the summer as a kid but have family around and meals and stuff in the winter when I was a kid, so I didn't miss out back then.
No.16619
>>16616
same, also you'd probably get less if it's close to Christmas
No.16620
>>16611
I'm going to Weymouth to stay in a caravan for a week with my mum, her boyfriend, my sister, her boyfriend and their daughter.
>I'll going out with friends
I knew you sounded too normal and vocally competent to be a friendless shut-in.
No.16621
>>16620
I've talked about my friends on here before, I'm not sure why this is a shock to you
No.16622
>>16621
>I've talked about my friends on here before,
I don't recall you ever doing so
No.16623
>>16622
are you one of the guys who only started posting when we moved to 8chan?
I went out once, got really drunk and threatened to kill myself and since then a bunch of people I used to know from school have got back in touch with me
there were people on here going on about hooking up on tinder earlier, why get mad at me and not them?
No.16624
>>16623
I'm not even the same guy that complained in the first place, I was just saying I didn't remember you talking about friends
but now that you mention it I DO remember you talking about the suicide attempt
No.16625
>>16623
Why are you even here?
No.16626
>>16623
>>16624
>why get mad at me
>guy that complained
I wasn't mad or complaining, if anything I was giving an indirect compliment that you didn't sound like a sperg.
No.16627
>>16626
oh
thanks then anon
>>16625
I'm one of the longest running britfeelers there is lad
No.16628
Trying out overchan, but it doesn't seem to notify you of new comments, it auto updates, but doesn't scroll down or give a red line or anything.
No.16629
>>16627
Being here a long time doesn't change anything.
No.16630
>>16629
I'm not going to suddenly leave a place I like just because I started to get my shit together
No.16631
>>16630
Instead of threatening to kill yourself for attention like a 14 year old girl that listens to BOTDF, maybe you really should.
Just joking lad don't do that.
No.16632
>>16631
>not threatening to kill yourself for attention
I've never felt more loved and cared about in my entire life
I'd recommend it honestly
No.16633
>>16632
Outside of my family I have no pre-existing network of friends to care about me. About 6 years ago I did privately share my suicidal thoughts to my parents (on separate occasions) however, and they were very supportive.
No.16634
>>16633
see? feels good, doesn't it.
No.16635
>>16634
I'm not sure it was "good" per se, it was one of the lowest points of my life, and involved a lot of crying and despair from both me and my parents.
No.16637
I'm off to bed, didn't mean to stay up this late, thought I would be more tired than this after a 3 mile walk earlier. Goodnight guys.
No.16638
>>16636
I didn't even notice the issue until I read the comments
No.16639
>>16636
>>16638
I still don't really get it.
No.16640
Got out of bed before 10, so I'm counting that as a win. Eating breakfast now then I'll have a shower.
Ankles are hurting today after that running yesterday, I'll have to go easy on them today.
No.16641
>>16640
ill have to go on easy on your mum today
No.16642
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>>16639
There is double meaning to "Come On Our Girls", lewd pics related.
No.16643
>>16642
>CP in the first one
Get help mate.
No.16644
No.16645
>>16643
>2D loli
>CP
It's a drawing m8, nobody gets hurt when they are made of drawn lines. She's clearly a teenager anyway, even if you want to fiddle with definitions.
No.16646
>>16645
I'm not saying that it's literally CP or illegal, just that you should get help for being aroused depictions of children covered in semen.
No.16647
>>16646
You did call it CP though, even though it's barely even loli, it's a 2D depiction of a pubescent girl.
Here, I'll give you some images to really get riled up about.
No.16648
>>16647
I won't click them mate. Are you seeing a therapist/psychologist?
No.16649
>>16648
No, do you have or are in the process of obtaining a psychology degree?
And have you been on anonymous imageboards for more than a few days/weeks?
No.16650
>>16649
I don't need a psychology degree to know that pedophilia is wrong, and you're only strengthening my belief that many people who watch anime are pedophiles. Better yourself.
No.16651
>>16646
Actually, it is illegal in the UK, classed as a pseudo-image.
No.16652
>>16651
My bad, I was thinking of pseudo-photographs, which are classed alongside photographs, meaning something that looks particularly real, like well detailed paintings or things crated by people on the computer.
Loli would be classed as an image, covered in:
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/part/2/chapter/2
No.16653
>>16650
>loli = pedophilia
>people who watch anime = pedophiles
And you're strengthening my belief that you're both retarded and a newfag.
>>16651
>>16652
That's more of an issue with the law in this country rather than with the people in it, it's at least a grey area in the US, which is the only law this site has to abide by. Arresting people for having digital drawings on their computers, because they depict something that would be bad if they were 3DPD, is something I strongly disagree with.
The barrister for the one guy who got done for having loli manga said:
>This case should serve as a warning to every Manga and Anime fan to be careful. It seems there are many thousands of people in this country, if they are less then careful, who may find themselves in that position too.
No.16654
No.16655
>>16653
Oh I don't agree with it at all, in fact I'm of the opinion that stuff like loli probably causes less actual child porn, I was just pointing out that it was illegal, and while the board doesn't have to follow that law, we do all live in the UK.
I just happen to be aware of the laws so thought I'd point them out. Gotta use my terrible education every time I can.
No.16656
>>16653
>a pedo disagrees with anti-pedo laws
No.16658
>>16657
Stop it m8, only Pakis are supposed to be pedos.
No.16659
72 Hours nofap. I feel like my balls hurt.
No.16660
>>16657
>I'm not a pedo guys I only fap to DEPICTIONS of child porn h-haha
No.16661
>>16657
If you're attracted to pre-pubescent children, real or drawn, you're a pedo. Whether it's specifically "legal" or not is beside the point, it's still weird.
No.16662
>>16660
I don't fap to anything, I haven't fapped in several months.
>>16661
If posting pic 1 in >>16642 is all it takes to be called a pedo, there's a problem with definitions somewhere.
If you want to throw the people attracted to that picture which I would argue is a significant portion of people on both 4chan and 8chan, normalfags from /r9k/ not included in with people that fap to actual underage porn, and rape actual real life children, go ahead.
No.16663
Taking the dog for a walk, not a crazy one with running like yesterday though. Think I'll go up the mountain.
No.16664
>>16663
Sounds good, think I might follow suit and go for a walk myself.
No.16665
anyone else loving the delicious irony of them being called Beta Blockers lads
No.16666
>>16665
>beta blockers
Aren't they for heart conditions?
No.16667
Back from the walk, knees hurt a lot, but that incline was crazy anyway, at least my ankles are good, which is what was hurting yesterday.
What's everyone having for tea? I've gotta wait until the rents get home for homemade pizza.
No.16668
>>16667
just woke up and eating leftovers from yesterday.
which is shitty cause I didn't sleep night before last to try and kick my sleep cycle round to normal.
No.16669
>>16668
I'm sure you'll manage it soon man, I've only just about got mine sorted, it's either the cut down on cola, or the nofap. Either way I guess I can't stop either of them now.
I've showered, walked the dog and I'm watching my second movie of the day, a week ago I'd have only been up an hour ago.
No.16670
>>16667
I'm back from my walk also, walked 2.1 miles in 39 minutes. Ended up going a lot further than I intended actually, my curiosity got the better of me.
I'll probably be having a pizza too later, though it'll be a frozen one from Aldi or something.
No.16671
>>16670
Not sure how far I've walked, the fast change in incline fucked up the app that tracks my walking, it thinks I've walked 2.3 miles, I doubt it.
No.16672
>>16671
You'll be able to figure it out on Google maps. Turns out I've been walking 5.2 miles a day on my dog walks; I wasn't at all expecting it to be that much.
No.16673
>>16671
I see, my phone is busted so I just manually plot where I walked on google earth using the path tool. It works out the elevation too, pic related.
No.16674
>>16673
How do you do the pathing?
No.16676
>>16674
On the menu bar click Add -> Path, then keep clicking on the map to add points. In the Edit Path window, the Measurements page tells you the length.
To see the elevation click OK, then on the left pane right-click the path you just made then click "Show Elevation Profile".
No.16677
No.16679
Just finished watching Oblivion, it was way too long and not particularly good. I want the last 2 hours of my life back.
No.16680
Well seeing as how everyone's been walking today, think I'll chip in.
>Thought I had some mental health appointment today (Brought forward from OCTOBER!)
>Get there at 12
>Turns out it's next week
>Well now what?
>Didn't feel like going home to wrangle with 3's shitty disconnect every 5 minutes internet
>"Fuck it, adventure"
>Walk to nearby village
>Then walk to the next over
>Then the next town over, because fuck it, it's a nice day and the walk is lovely
>Go antique shop hunting while I'm there
>Get jewed at poundland; Bought an off brand £1 zippo and some fluid. Find out there's no flint in it.
>Walk a different route home, the dangerous one, lots of car doging
>Grab some milk and cookies on sainsbury's when I get to town on the way back
>Got home at 7
Wew lads, I'm knackered. Feeling great though.
Thankfully cute sainsbury's girl wasn't working otherwise I probably would have tried to flirt thanks to my "actually-left-the-house" buzz only to come crashing down like some pasta themed Icarus
No.16681
>>16680
>tfw no milk and cookies
No.16682
>>16680
Sounds like a pretty eventful day, nice one for pushing yourself. How far do you reckon you walked overall?
>"actually-left-the-house" buzz
I get that feeling too, while I was walking today I actually smiled and nodded to some old guy who was walking his dog, and he smiled back. Felt pretty good, never done anything like that to a stranger before.
Well, I felt good until I walked past about 5 different women and looked everywhere but in their direction.
No.16683
>>16680
>pasta themed Icarus
that is a good image, and well done on your adventure. I've spent the whole day in bed.
No.16684
>>16683
actually no, I did some laundry, which is good I guess
No.16685
>>16682
I think I must have walked about 12 or so miles today.
Going off signposts and the fact I got lost and meandered for a bit. Maybe I should use a pedometer next time I go a-questin'.
>>16684
Attaboy, it's more laundry then I ever do.
I still take it to mums
No.16686
>>16685
well I do that, but I have to do it, it's my parents machine though
No.16687
>>16685
>12 miles
Holy shit, and I thought the guy who did 5.2 was impressive. How often do you walk/exercise?
I've gone from only being able to do a third of a mile at the start of April, to 3 miles like I did yesterday. Doing 4 times what I did yesterday in a single day seems unimaginable though.
No.16688
Anyone else feel at their most tired when they wake up? I feel like shit for several hours. It's only in the aftertoon, as dinner time approaches, that I fully regain my strength.
No.16689
No.16690
>>16688
yeah, I'm a night owl, but I'm also the guy with the fucked up sleep cycle, so that's probably why
No.16691
>>16687
I walk pretty much everyday for about an hour or so, getting shopping and whatnot.
Guess walking is my forte, what with being thick-legged skelly mode.
No.16692
>>16691
I walk a lot, cause I can't drive, but no idea how much I actually do, I should buy a pedometer or something.
No.16693
>>16688
Even the past few days when I've been getting up okay, I'm still more tired than I am in the mornings than at bed time, but it hasn't been as bad as it was. Early showers are helping a lot too.
No.16694
>>16688
Used to be all the time when my sleep pattern was all fucked up and I generally lived like shit. Now I only get like that if I don't get enough sleep.
>>16691
That's good to know, I was wondering if it was as simple as "do more walking", and it seems it is.
No.16695
>>16694
yeah, exercise doesn't have to be ridiculous to see a difference, just walking more is good enough to change things
No.16696
>>16695
assuming you just don't want to be fat, if you want to get swole you'll actually have to put work in
No.16697
>>16696
Eh, I don't see why anyone would want to be swole anyway, I don't get the aesthetic. I did manage to accidentally put a noticeable amount of muscle on my arms and chest last summer though working in a supermarket freezer.
No.16698
>>16697
I just want to not be a stick anymore, so half-swole or something
No.16699
>>16688
Big glass of water does wonders.
No.16701
>>16696
>assuming you just don't want to be fat
Actually I'm underweight, fat-less and muscle-less. Now that it's summer and I'm walking around in t-shirts I'm pretty self concious about my skeleton arms, "skin and bones" is close to being a literal description.
No.16702
>>16701
walking will probably help with that too, maybe look into protein shakes or something
No.16703
>>16685
>I still take it to mums
>not living with your parents
normie OUT
No.16704
>going off to Weymouth tomorrow morning
>haven't packed at all
Oops, I better get on that.
No.16705
>>16704
I used to go there when I was a kid with my family on holidays, hope you have a good time lad.
No.16706
just took TWO sleeping tablets when it says only to take one on the box lads lol
No.16707
No.16708
>>16705
Thanks mate, my dad said he went there a lot as a kid too, I've never been though.
>>16706
RIP in piece, let us know what the afterlife is like.
No.16709
>>16706
The box for Deans sleeping tablets said to only take one
he took two the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
No.16710
Heading off to bed guys, gunna watch a movie for a bit, but I need to get off the computer because nofap is making the computer too risky at this time.
No.16711
>>16710
Good decision honestly, going to bed earlier is much better for your well-being in the long run than fapping, even if it doesn't give the same immediate reward. Sleep well.
No.16712
>"PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE"
>Mfw
Today has been quite good really. Went out for a walk and ended up sitting on a bench for a while that overlooks a main road. Came back, got a few things from the shop, had a little nap when I got in and did some reading.
Gonna head off to bed soon. Sleep tight guys.
No.16713
>>16712
I think it's safe to say we've officially become /walkfeel/, and I have absolutely no problem with this.
Keep it up, and goodnight mate.
No.16714
>>16713
Well to be fair, walking is supposed to be a brilliant way to deal with depression, and I'm pretty sure most of us have a slight bit of it. Either way, /walkfeel/ sounds good to me.
No.16715
>>16714
I live in the middle of nowhere, so I have to walk everywhere, it's nice, but can get annoying.
No.16716
Done most of my packing, took ages due to my general incompetence. I'm off to bed so I can be up at least early enough to finish it off.
Goodnight guys.
No.16717
No.16718
Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by horrendous leg cramp?
Morning guys
No.16719
My alarm failed to wake me at 6 an instead woke up around half 9. Not best pleased.
>>16713
I only decided to take a little walk because everyone else seemed to be out and about doing little walks so I thought I'd take part, even if it was only a little one up the road.
What you guys got planned for today?
No.16720
>>16719
Just been to the doctors. Why are there so many qt azns working in the pharmacy hnnnng.
No.16721
Only been up half an hour, guess I can't get up early every day. Shouldn't have watched two movies in bed last night.
Guess I should go shower.
No.16722
>>16714
I went for a walk a few days ago, about 15 miles, and I really felt depressed during and after.
No.16723
>>16720
>qt azns
I hope you mean the east-asian kind and not the shitskin kind
No.16724
No.16725
>>16723
That's the only type of qt azn that exists
>>16724
What's up m8
No.16726
>>16725
my waifu isnt real and real women are shit
real life is so grey and boring and mundane
everything stinks
i wish i was in a video game world
No.16727
>>16724
same
>>16726
my waifu is real and she is probably shit
she is pic related and I've never seen anyone more perfect
No.16728
Need to head into town to get some photos taken for my provisional guys, but it's raining. Might go into a costa while I'm out and do some reading, hopefully it'll feel super comfy.
Wish me luck.
No.16729
>the fat literally retarded asshole from secondary school has more friends than me
Here they are.
No.16730
>>16727
She looks like a girl who went to my school, except she's getting fat now
No.16731
>>16729
Idk I'm ok with having no friends vs having annoying friends. Quality over quantity.
No.16732
>>16731
I watched a movie with Owen Wilson and the beard guy from the hangover last night and one line that stood out to me was "real friendship is a lot rarer than love, because no one gets anything out of it." And it makes a lot of sense, sure those people hang out with you and may like spending time with you, but how many of then actually care that much?
No.16733
I'm moving to Hull in September, first time I'll live on my own and a fair way away from home. Any advice about the place or anything I should be aware of there? I know next to nothing about it.
No.16734
>>16733
>Hull
Why the fuck would you move to that shithole?
No.16735
>>16734
University, it can't be any worse than where I currently live.
No.16736
>>16733
Don't move into anywhere with damp, not only is it bad for you, but it effects you in ways you won't realise until you leave. I recently moved back home after being in a damp house for a year and found out what things smell like again. I could still smell before, but it was super dull compares to now.
No.16737
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>>16722
Yeah I felt the same when I took my walk a few days ago. Just can't seem to shake off this feeling of feeling like shit all the time.
>>16724
It's not so much I want to die, even though my mind is trying to convince myself I want to, it's more I want to disappear or fall into some eternal sleep. I'm just feeling so tired at this point.
>>16726
>>my waifu isnt real
>IKTF
Pic related
No.16738
Went to take a photo for driving licence, first time I couldn't get a good photo in the 3 attempts it allowed, second time I accidentally pressed print after the first attempt. It was better than the last one, but my hair is still messy in it. While I was in the booth some teenage girls walked past and ruffled the curtain too, so that messed up one of my tries.
No.16739
>>16738
Fuck I hate doing those pics. The curtain is never big enough to block everyone out. Why can't they just be cubicles with a proper door.
No.16740
>>16739
Even if the curtains were full length, the girls would have still pushed it and freaked me out, but the fact that it was only half length means they knew I was in there, and just didn't care.
In other news, I went into work and spoke to the manager, I'm starting work again tomorrow with an 8 hour shift.
No.16741
>>16740
Did you cycle there in your finest suit and give him a strong handshake?
No.16742
>>16741
Nah just went in and had a chat, I'm seasonal so just turn up and ask if they need me at summer, Easter and Christmas then work for a couple of weeks.
Gunna have to start looking for a proper job soon, but most IT stuff isn't on bus routes, so I need to learn to drive.
No.16744
No.16745
No.16746
>>16744
>>16745
Alright guys? You enjoying this muggy as fuck evening?
No.16747
btw here are my other two waifus
No.16748
How about some QT Steins;Gate girls?
No.16749
No.16750
No.16751
It's too hot again, and I've got both my windows open all the way. When will this hell end?
No.16752
>>16749
Nope, me neither.
It's gonna be a bastard trying to sleep tonight.
No.16753
>>16751
>Close windows
>Gets hotter
>Open windows
>Moths everywhere
No.16754
>>16753
>Open windows
>Have to put up with the sound of drunken normies outside
No.16755
>>16753
>>16754
My window is on the back of the house, so I've got garden and river noise instead of drunks, which is nice, but lots of moths. I've figured out a little trick though, I open my windows and let the blinds down to just past the opening, meaning the moths dont come in, and the breeze is still somewhat existent.
No.16756
>>16755
I don't even get a breeze, my room is tiny and there's no wind outside
No.16757
>>16756
Oh that's pretty shit. Do you at least have a fan?
No.16758
>>16757
nope, I'm just sitting around feeling like shit, but I have lots of iced drinks, so that's something
No.16759
Got up at 10, counting that as a success. Got to head off for work in 25 minutes, not looking forward to wageslaving again.
No.16760
>>16759
I was up at 9. Hope you're doing OK at work.
>Tfw got no energy to do anything
>Tfw feel drained
No.16761
>>16760
I was feeling the same until recently, a change of environment really helped me out, its given me the energy to attempt change in a somewhat successful way.
I'm on the bus and like 4 people are coughing, I'm gunna end up I'll aren't I?
No.16762
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No.16764
>>16763
morning, you up to much? I'm bored as fuck
No.16765
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No.16767
>>16762
Only just, got mad zopiclone mouth today.
No.16768
>>16767
I have no idea what that is
No.16769
>>16768
I took some Zopiclone to help me sleep last night, and it usually leaves a weird metallic taste in my mouth afterwards.
I probably shouldn't have stayed awake so long after taking it though, ended up forgetting what I did last night and had to go hunting for things that were now on the other side of the room.
No.16770
>>16769
Is that similar to zolpidem? My grandma used to take those; sometimes she'd go downstairs in the night, make herself a meal, and not remember any of it in the morning. A friend of the family also crashed his car while sleepdriving on them.
No.16771
>>16770
I think they're in the same class of medicines.
Keep getting 7 dose packs, probably because they actually work and that makes the NHS nervous.
No.16772
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Afternoon lads, happy armed forces day, and what a nice sunny day it is. I'm indoors programming, what are you up to?
No.16773
Internet bombarded with pro-fag shit, thanks America.
No.16774
>>16772
God Save the Queen is beautiful, and so is she.
No.16775
>>16774
even nowadays anon? you into gilfs?
No.16776
>>16775
No, but back in the day she was a qt. Also she looked like the devil when she got a bloodshot eye. I'm too scared to even look at that image again.
No.16777
>>16776
wait, which image?
No.16778
>>16777
Search for 'Queen blood shot eye' or 'Queen reptilian' and I'm sure you'll find it.
No.16779
No.16780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
When I kill myself, it will be to this video. I want people who find my body to find this video and watch it.
No.16781
No.16782
>>16781
just watch it
it fits me almost perfectly
No.16783
>>16782
I am, it's..interesting
No.16784
No.16785
Can't think of any game ideas lads. It always happens. In the week I'm bursting with stuff but now nobody is in, I'm sat down and its the perfect time to get started and I've got nothing.
No.16786
>>16785
I've got game ideas but I don't know how to make shit.
No.16787
>>16785
vidya? you looking to work out story or mechanics first?
No.16788
>>16786
>>16787
Just looking to do something fun and productive really. Haven't done anything since Dolequest and I want to start something up.
If you want to suggest some ideas I'll give them a try if they're not too difficult, or in anything more than two dimensions. I guess I just need some inspiration.
No.16789
>>16788
point and click? seems simple enough to program, the problem there is with writing.
No.16790
>>16789
I haven't even considered point and click. Anyway I'm going to go take a shit and I'll base a game on the next post in this thread.
No.16791
>>16790
horror? mystery?
anything but you taking a shit
No.16792
>>16790
make a game about the morality man purging degeneracy
No.16793
>>16792
Dolequest 2 was going to be that, a hotline miami beta uprising
No.16794
>>16793
Do it
I'll play the shit out of it
No.16796
>>16794
You can move around with WASD and piss currently
I think pissing on normies will slow them down and I think for levels I'm going to have the following:
normie house party
job centre
mosque
No.16797
>>16796
Also confirmed for 60fps. This is the future after all.
No.16798
Taking my second break in work, another hour here and I can leave. My feet hurt.
No.16799
>>16798
Pick us up a KFC on the way back m8.
Currently watching pakis getting btfo on 'cant pay? We'll take it away '
No.16800
Posting being down last night was such a hassle. Oh well, at least it's back now.
so a QT served me in Costa Fridaywhen I went out, and last night on the way home from work I saw her on the bus.
Must. Not. Become Obsessed.
No.16801
>>16800
That's fate anon, it was meant to be!
No.16802
>tfw the neighbours grandkid who you knew since she was a baby is now much older and dresses like a slut
No.16803
No.16804
>>16803
Yeah, but she's like 10ish years younger than me I think. Delicious juicy bouncy boobs though. I haven't seen her for ages, I couldn't believe it.
I-its okay if it's still legal right.
No.16805
what do I do?
I just sit here all day, I'm too tired to even take a shower.
No.16806
>>16805
You getting sunlight? I always feel like shit if I haven't been outside for a while.
No.16807
Spent the weekend in Nottingham lads.
After a lifetime of being in a shitty small town with nothing to do and ugly people, the difference is amazing.
No.16808
>>16807
bit too diverse for me. To be honest I do't remember anything about it other than pakis and a hippy shop.
No.16809
>>16808
Honestly I was surprised at the level of diversity. Yes there were too many pakis (and a lot of Chinese people) but it was still largely white and actually felt like a reasonable mix.
No.16810
Watching a documentary about chinese internet addicts, apparently they think that if you spend more than 6 hours online not for work or study, you're an addict.
No.16811
>>16810
I always wondered about those camps. Like how many are actually addicted compared to those who just have fuck all else to do.
Going on the pc from 6pm-midnight would mean you are an addict kek.
No.16812
>>16810
That sounds quite reasonable lol.
t. internet addict
No.16813
>>16812
What does the >t. thing mean? See it everywhere
No.16814
No.16815
>>16810
>apparently they think that if you spend more than 6 hours online not for work or study, you're an addict
that seems a bit off
I mean I usually do spend upwards of that time, but these past 3 days I spent probably less than 10 minutes altogether, so could I really be "addicted"?
No.16816
>>16815
I think you're only technically an addict if you can't stop, or if you get withdrawal or something
No.16817
I think you're probably an internet addict if you spend a lot of time on the internet even when you don't actually find yourself entertained by it anymore, or if you have trouble concentrating on things other than internet (ie. reading).
No.16818
>>16817
That would describe me to be honest, but the guys here were something else. At one point they escaped for 6 hours by climbing out a window and over a wall, they were caught because they went to an internet cafe.
No.16819
>>16816
you're not addicted until you've sucked dick for it
No.16820
>b-but the evil white man is responsible for everything bad
>m-muh religion of peace
so how long will the SJW's continue to ignore/defend Islam?
No.16821
>8chan is down two nights in a row.
I've been feeling pretty lonely guys.
No.16823
>>16820
as long as most of the people in it aren't white
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No.16826
>>16825
Wiiiise fwom your gwave.
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No.16828
>>16827
What's up with that?
Did everyone improve themselves over the 2 day(ish) downtime?
No.16829
>>16828
I've spent the time sleeping, maybe people don't know it's back yet
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No.16832
Lads when will this heat end.
I can't into comfy like this, and it makes me look even paler when I go outside
No.16833
8chan was down 2 nights in a row, and I'm wageslaving since friday so can't really post in the day.
Also, we're gunna need a new thread soon, I'd do it but I'm on mobile.
No.16834
>>16832
Fucking this, I like the sunlight because it helps my plants grow, but god damn I hate this heat so much.
No.16835
>>16833
I made one on mobile the last time you chuckleheads refused to do it
whatever, I'm on it
No.16837
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