No.18227
/britfeel/ - Fuck you guys, I have to go to work I aint got time to be making threads edition.
Because we actually hit the bump limit again.
No.18229
>>18227
Thanks mate, god bless our bakers.
No.18230
>>18227
>same OP image
D R O P P E D
No.18231
>>18226
I actually totally get this, it was years before I made a thread on 4chan for similar reasons.
But still, if you ever want to take the plunge, better to so it here where it can be easily fixed than on some high-traffic board.
No.18232
anyone ever been to the Hebrides ? Been invited up to party there by an old mate who moved to this island a few years ago in some kind of initiative to bring new blood to the island. I hope it doesn't rain too bad
No.18233
>>18232
>initiative to bring new blood to the island
Sounds like vampires, keep your neck well covered at all times anon.
No.18234
>>18233
With only 130 folk there IDK it could be some kind of Wiccaman like trick to acquire food or sacrificial virgins, feck it I'll take my dog and the dinghy in case such a situation arises or you know fun in the Atlantic ocean
No.18235
This place is infested with normies tea bee h.
No.18236
>>18235
Isn't >>>/tumblr/ where you need to be for a shut-in circlejerk
No.18238
>>18236
Tumblr is where you need to be for posting blogs about social justice, porn, lewd art and stupid shit like cats, but it's not a discussion platform, and certainly not fit for those that wish to remain anonymous and talk amongst other anonymous posters.
If you have a problem with shut-ins talking about shut-in life, well you'll be glad to know there are many other places online or even irl you can go to talk about normal British life.
No.18239
>>18235
>>18237
What are you even talking about? Other than that bizarrely out of place conversation about music festivals there's not been much normie activity.
No.18240
>>18235
>trying to say "tbh"
>calling other people normies
It was wordfiltered because its such a normie term.
No.18241
What do you all think of the Morrison's tendies?
Sadly today I went pretty late so these ones were all dried out but if you go before 1:00 you can get some pretty juicy ones.
No.18242
>>18241
I love them m8, used to live 5mins from a morrisons that had them fresh all day. Now miles away so no more dank tendies for me ;_;
No.18243
>>18241
I've never had them, are they like chicken nuggets?
No.18244
>>18241
Only had them at a couple of restaurants myself, Frankie and bennies do good ones that come with a marinara dip.
No.18245
>>18243
They are like tasty fried chicken pieces, made instore at morrisons. Available at their hot food counter ready to go. Way cheaper than KFC too.
No.18246
>>18245
no morrisons near me, but they sound awesome.
no KFC either, but there's nothing by me really
No.18247
>>18246
>there's nothing by me really
Iktf
No.18248
>>18243
Better. Chicken nuggets use ground chicken so children can eat them easier.
These are just battered and fried pieces of breast.
No.18249
>>18247
mine is more literal than most though, there's a farm, a few other houses, and that's it.
No.18250
>>18249
I'm not quite in the middle of nowhere, just a shitty post-war town with zero history, personality, or points of interest. I went to a real city and it blew my mind.
Who /shithometown/ here?
No.18251
>>18250
Live in Northumberland. There's absolutely nothing here, I've never even seen a Mcdonalds before.
On the bright side there are no pakis or blacks.
No.18252
>>18251
>>18250
Cotswolds master race.
No.18253
>>18250
>Who /shithometown/ here?
Me. The town I live in is postmodern as fuck, everything is artificial and the town is completely culture-less, to the point where it feels inhuman.
Every building and residential area has a stupid gimmick that gets old after a year or two, nothing feels comfy, homely or beautiful, the lakes are fake, the hills are fake, the streetlights look awful and the sky is lit up at night because there's far too many of them and they all face upwards, 20% of the population here was born outside of the UK, and over a quarter of them are black or asian.
I hate it. I don't even feel like I'm in the same country as everyone else.
However it does mean I get to appreciate more traditional British cities, towns and villages more than most people.
No.18254
>>18253
>over a quarter of them are black or asian.
That was a little unclear, I meant that over a quarter of the entire population of the town is black or asian.
I once got the bus from the train station to my house, and it felt like I was in Africa. I think I was one of two white people onboard.
No.18255
>>18253
Where exactly do you live? I've never heard of anything like this before.
No.18256
>>18255
Probably Birmingham with that 20% foreigners.
No.18257
>>18255
>>18256
Milton Keynes.
No.18258
>>18256
I live in a village near birmingham and have to go in sometimes, it freaks me out just how different it is from where I live only forty minutes away
No.18259
>>18253
I can't stand the way modern British housing estates look.
I'd honestly rather have those old terraced houses than this.
I've seen worse though. These things that include "modern architecture". The "ikea homes". Yes, ikea homes. God they are an eyesore.
No.18260
>>18259
The houses you posted are what we in MK would call "normal looking". It gets much worse than that, and they just keep on getting more and more ridiculous.
No.18261
>>18260
I'll show you bad.
Beat this.
No.18262
I hate it when people complain about living away from the city.
I'd fucking love to live in the countryside but I've had to live in one of these god forsaken Muslim infested, piss stained hellholes.
No.18263
Waiting for a bus after work, some guy was being searched after another drunk accused him of stealing his carrier bag, then went mental and tried to attack them, think he had some weed. He's being arrested now.
No.18264
>>18262
Hate to be that guy but that tower is full of posh yuppies, it's a fancy address.
No.18265
>>18262
yeah, I do bitch about how far away everything is, and how there's bugger all here, but I know I'd hate living in a city even more.
No.18266
>>18263
I hate it when shit like that happens, I always feel so guilty even though I don't think I've ever broken the law
No.18267
>>18264
You know it?
I saw it everyday for most of my life. I assumed it was as shit as the one I was living in.
No.18268
>>18266
It just makes me so uncomfortable, its always some drunk and they shout anything to try and get people to think the officer is being a dick or something. Unlike a lot of people, I dont have any I'll will towards the police, I've got family who are officers so understand what goes on more than most.
No.18269
>>18268
yeah, some abuse their power, but for the most part it's just people who break the law coming up with bullshit reasons why the police are evil
No.18270
>>18267
Yeah Trellick Tower, North Kensington. Lots of people wait to snap up the flats If they ever come up for sale. Great location + trendy brutalist building = yuppie central.
No.18271
>>18270
I thought it was Balfron Tower, turns out they're exactly the same but in different locations.
No.18272
>>18271
That architect is memeing us
No.18273
These kinds of flats are probably the ugliest kinds of buildings you see in the UK.
People live in these. This is someones home.
No.18274
>>18273
They are rapidly being demolished m8. They only exist in deprived areas which can't afford to replace them now.
IIRC, they will all be gone within the next 20 years but I can't remember where I read that.
No.18275
>the worlds oldest koran fragment
>found in birmingham
ayyyy
No.18276
>>18274
Good, they are fucking ugly.
No.18277
Squatters and travellers just make my blood boil lads
No.18278
>>18277
Why not take that anger and execute a few of them.
If you murder a few squatters and bury them nearby, no one will notice or care.
No.18279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL4DD6LXax4
>tfw you will never hang pedos in front of parliament.
No.18280
>>18279
>all this focus on the government paedos
>completely ignores the thousands of children abused by paki rape gangs
No.18281
>>18280
What? It's one documentary on aristocratic pedophilia. It's not 'ignoring' anything since it's not about paki rape gangs.
It's not like there aren't documentaries on Rotherham.
No.18282
>>18281
>It's not like there aren't documentaries on Rotherham
source?
No.18283
>>18278
yeah, they're white, so the SJWs don't give a shit
No.18284
>>18282
I know there is a Panorama, but I haven't watched it. The documentary I was thinking of was Telford.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x105ycz_the-hunt-for-britains-s4x-gangs-hd_shortfilms
This made me so mad, if I had a gun after watching it I would have taken out a mosque.
All of this is still under reported.
No.18285
I've recall seeing a series of videos where immigrants jump into the back of trucks.
Why don't they just put padlocks on them?
No.18287
No.18288
No.18289
>>18287
I had one earlier, first one since Monday last week. When I was still fapping multiple times a day, I used to be able to contain the jizz into my hand and easily transfer it into a tissue, but this time gallons exploded everywhere.
Took ages to clean up, it completely covered my hand, and some landed on my boxers, my trousers, my chair, everything. Worth it though, it felt great and I was then able to get my mind off the lewd thoughts that had been distracting me all day.
No.18290
>>18287
thanks for letting us know
No.18291
No.18292
No.18293
>>18291
Did you fap to anything in particular?
No.18294
>>18292
Thankyou so much.
>>18293
Browsed though my webm collection since my internet is a little slow tonight.
No.18295
No.18296
Torrenting some porn myself lads, should be a good one.
No.18298
>>18294
Nice, that's what I did too coincidentally.
>>18296
In all my years of masturbation I've never actually torrented professional porn, only streamed it. Then again I've always preferred amateur stuff or weird niche shit, and it was always a frantic rush of exploration to find whatever the fuck it was that might be unusual enough to get me off in that moment.
No.18299
Having internet as slow as mine in 2015 in hell.
There's starving Africans who have had a better life than this.
No.18300
I don't actually like porn, I can only get off to pictures or written stuff
No.18301
>>18300
>written stuff
That's interesting. In recent years I've usually chosen to fap to videos or hentai manga, but I've fapped to amateur erotic literature before in the past. It was generally more difficult, and would often result in me unintentionally edging for hours, but it made for some memorable experiences.
Lying in bed on a hot night with the covers off, fapping into the early hours of the morning with my dick in one hand and my PSP in the other. Good times.
What sort of things do you read?
No.18302
No.18304
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Looking for more music like this, any suggestions?
No.18305
>>18303
I'm scared to say anything in snakes streams.
No.18306
>>18305
You'll be alright if he's not been drinking.
No.18307
>>18306
He's always been drinking.
No.18308
>>18307
Well then RIP you
He's a bit mental, sometimes he bans people on sight for literally nothing, other times he's friendly and even takes a bit of banter.
I would check the stream out but I'm off to bed.
No.18309
>>18308
He just banned a guy without a word about it.
It's like that scene in Schindler's List where Amon Goeth is shooting Jews randomly.
No.18310
>>18309
He hasn't had enough to drink.
No.18311
No.18312
>>18304
>jazz
Admittedly not my main genre of interest, but some jazz/funk-related artists I really like are Bob James, Herbie Hancock and St. Germain.
Definitely check out Soil & PIMP Sessions if you want more japanese stuff.
No.18313
>>18301
I'm going to out myself as a massive pervert and admit I go for text based adventure games from tfgames.com
No.18314
>>18301
basically anything involving the mind/how the person's reacting to it/first person stuff, is good though
No.18315
Suppose I wanted to get a new job.
Should I include that I used to work in a smoking shop in my CV?
No.18316
>>18315
what's a smoking shop?
No.18318
>>18317
So it's basically a modern day tobacconists?
No.18319
>>18318
Pretty much. Except we don't get to sell weed.
Just bongs, pipes and large canvas posters of Bob Barley.
No.18320
>>18313
>>18314
I didn't realise such a thing existed. It sounds kinda neat, wish I'd found out about it earlier honestly. I've fapped to plenty of 2D stuff with those kinds of themes, weird shit like that is right up my alley.
Something about works made by porn creators with really bizarre, super specific, or fucked up sexual preferences makes my dick rock hard, especially when there's a community of people that actually have it as their main fetish.
No.18321
>>18320
the stuff by fenoxo's the best imo, there's a whole community there as well
plus it's slightly mainstream http://www.dorkly.com/post/74043/all-aboard-next-stop-the-awkward-bone-zone/page:3
No.18322
>>18321
I've seen that one on /v/ before actually, I think I even downloaded it once. I don't really remember it, but I can imagine I dropped it due to all the stats and RPG elements, that shit gives me a headache more than a boner.
No.18323
Went and had my haircut, I think it's butchered, but when my hair short Normie's tend to say it looks good so we'll see. Need to get home and shower now.
No.18324
>>18320
>tfw your fetish is specific enough that decent porn that completely matches it is difficult to find
True suffering
No.18325
>>18324
they'll be something out there. decent is another thing entirely I'll grant you, most tf stuff is furry, which I wasn't into but have been stockholmed into thinking isn't too bad, so you never know.
No.18326
Any streams tonight?
pls no furries
No.18327
Not normally one to complain about the weather, but if it keeps being hot i'm going to kill myself
No.18328
>>18327
get a fan or something
No.18329
>>18326
crash bandicoot's a furry
No.18330
>>18329
Someone who sexualises Crash Bandicoot is a furry, Crash himself is just an anthropomorphic video game character.
I finished that game anyway, moved on to Tomb Raider 1.
No.18331
>>18330
I thought the people-animal things were furrys too? I don't know much about them though
No.18332
>Russell Brand called the Queen a Nazi
I remember I used to hate the Queen/Monarchy, back when I was an edgy teenager. Seems Russell never grew out of that phase.
No.18333
>>18332
Hell even if she were a Nazi i'd still support her over our modern parliament.
No.18334
>>18332
How the fuck does thinking a monarchy in 2015 in acceptable have anything to do with being an edgy teen.
I can't wait until the older generation dies out and we can end this ancient meme.
No.18335
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18334
"It's 2015 so you have to agree with everything I say."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EActHOQq0bI
No.18336
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18334
Money and cultural heritage.
No.18337
>>18334
>How the fuck does thinking a monarchy in 2015 in acceptable have anything to do with being an edgy teen.
because if you hate the monarchy despite the vast benefits it brings to this country, you are A) a retard or B) an edgy teen who hates it simply because of "fuck the system!"
No.18338
>>18334
Yes goyim, destroy your heritage! It's all bigoted and oppressive anyway…
No.18339
>>18338
and we don't really need all that tourist money and diplomatic leverage
No.18340
>>18335
I can't even tell which side he's arguing here
No.18341
>>18340
and kate-lin? I thought it was cat-lin
No.18342
No.18343
>>18340
He's taking the piss out of people that argue that because it's 2015, 70 year old trannies and other abominations should be considered beautiful and respectable.
It's also just generally mocking those that believe "It's 2015…" and similar sayings like "It's not the 1920s or 50s any more" are in anyway good arguments.
No.18344
>>18343
eh, she spent enough money to be decent looking, if plastic. but yeah, those are shit arguments
No.18345
>>18338
>>18336
>implying this is heritage worth being proud of
It's laughable. If I was an American, I'd be taking the piss out of you all right now.
In fact, I hope an American shows up just to do that.
>>18337
>implying people visit the UK because the royal family exist
>implying shooting them all and turning Buckingham palace into a nice museum wouldn't be a top tourist attraction
No.18346
>>18345
But Americans love the monarchy, as >>18336 points out they spend big amounts of money to come and see them
>implying people visit the UK because the royal family exist
that's not an implication, it's fact.
>shooting them all and turning Buckingham palace into a nice museum
thank you for proving the earlier point about edgy teens hating the monarchy
No.18347
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No.18350
>>18345
Fuck you, libcuck. God save the Queen mates
No.18351
>>18346
The tourist argument is ridiculous. Tourists don't visit the UK to meet the royals, everything that they go to see that involves royals would be there without them.
There's no pharaohs in Egypt, there's no gladiators in the Rome Colosseum.
And if you took the last part of my post literally then you're probably too young to be talking about this sort of thing.
No.18352
>>18349
no point in being a dick
No.18353
>>18351
loads of tourists go in hopes of seeing the queen
No.18354
>>18351
Name any good reason for getting rid of the Monarchy.
No.18355
>>18352
>no point in being a dick
No point in removing it either, you'll just be a mutilated male after the op.
No.18356
>>18355
yeah, but you'll feel less shit
No.18357
>>18356
I'm pretty sure Brucie is feeling just fine, sat on his mountain of money.
No.18359
>>18357
not really, or there'd have been no point in all the surgery
No.18360
>>18356
Maybe so for the mentally ill, but me referring to him with his biological pronouns, especially when he's not even present in this discussion, isn't going to ruin his day.
And as an added bonus I'm not feeding anyone's delusions that is likely to drive them closer to committing suicide.
No.18361
>>18354
Tourism revenues could actually be massively increased by opening up the royal palaces to tourism (making one of them the most uber-exclusive hotel in the entire world perhaps). The Palace of Versailles is the single most lucrative tourist attraction in France, it's hard to imagine that it would generate quite as much revenue if it were still a private monarchical residence.
Imagine if the Crown Estate were privatised; carved up and sold off to the private sector like so many of our (actually quite useful) public services have been over the last three decades. How much do you think might be raised through the sale of over half a million acres of land, all those castles and palaces, and all that treasure?
No.18362
>>18358
we also love Prince Philip, that old bastard
No.18363
>>18360
transitioning makes you less likely to commit suicide. and I'm not going to force you to use her, you can call him an it for all I care, but I'll call her her.
No.18364
>>18361
>Tourism revenues could actually be massively increased by opening up the royal palaces to tourism
Maybe, though this is in no way guaranteed; taking the royal family away would lessen the appeal so who's to say revenue wouldn't drop?
And we can't privatize the Crown Estate, it belongs to the Royal Family. Take away their royal status and the land still belongs to them. And even if we could, why sell it all off to a bunch of foreign investors for a one off payment when we can continue to milk the land indefinitely?
So essentially the only argument against getting rid of the monarchy and the cash flow they provide, is that we might possibly be able to make a bit more, at the expense of culture, identity, heritage, and diplomatic relations (but lol who cares about all that shit)
No.18365
No.18366
>>18363
I guess we'll agree to disagree, I certainly won't stop you from calling a man a woman, nor a bus a pineapple.
No.18367
>>18365
>implying I'm gonna click that
No.18368
>>18363
>transitioning makes you less likely to commit suicide.
How is this a good thing?
No.18369
>>18366
men and women have different brains, and sometimes things get fucked up, she's not 100% either really
No.18370
No.18371
>>18368
because dying from a mental illness is shitty?
No.18372
>>18370
yeah better, but what's your point?
No.18373
>>18372
that the royal palace is open to tourists
No.18374
To be clear; is the mutilation and removal of genitalia included in your definition of 'transitioning'?
No.18375
>>18364
It's an embarrassing part of culture, identity, heritage and I don't know why anyone would want to be associated with a monarchy today.
If the royals all vanished tomorrow, there would be no impact on your quality of life or income.
No.18376
>>18374
medical transition, yes, there's different types
No.18377
>>18373
well, even better then.
No.18378
>>18375
>embarrassing
Except the monarchy has a great deal of respect worldwide and it's literally only ignorant children and attention seekers like Russell Brand that dislike them. What exactly is your issue with them?
No.18379
>>18376
Right. I think it's better than the mutilated ones just off themselves. To be a literal freak of nature, a perverse Frankenstein-tier abomination, is not a fate I'd wish upon my worst enemy. When a schizophrenic claims he is God, we tell him he isn't; but when a transfreak claims he is the opposite gender, we tell him he's right and that he should chop his dick off. It's twisted.
No.18380
>>18378
They can be ridiculed as much as they are respected.
I've never met anyone under the age of 80 who actually likes the royals, so as far as I'm concerned only out of touch coffin dodgers like them.
No.18381
>>18379
because there's nothing else we can do, hormones/surgery is currently the only treatment, and yeah, it's fucking awful, but I'd rather be an abomination than dead
No.18382
>>18380
which is why the country all celebrated at the royal wedding/births.
also I'm 22, so there's one for you
No.18383
>>18380
>first uses "It's 2015"
>now using "I've never seen X, so X doesn't exist" and "it's not the 1950s any more, grandad"
What next, "I know you are but what am I"?
No.18384
>>18380
>They can be ridiculed as much as they are respected.
but they aren't.
>I've never met anyone under the age of 80 who actually likes the royals, so as far as I'm concerned only out of touch coffin dodgers like them.
now I'm convinced you're no older than 18
No.18385
>>18382
People will celebrate anything, they don't care what it's about. Easter, Christmas, St Patrick's day and before the Royal Wedding fad absolutely nobody cared about anything to do with the royals.
I remember a fad after the wedding where people were having those old street parties. It lasted 1 year before the appeal wore off and everyone stopped giving a fuck again.
No.18386
>>18383
Suggesting that things that were once acceptable are no longer acceptable is a valid argument. I bet you're the kind of guy who posts MS paint comics in reply to arguments, huh?
>>18384
Apart from everyone who isn't an American housewife.
No.18387
>>18386
>Apart from everyone who isn't an American housewife
what does that even mean?
No.18388
>>18387
The royal baby just attracted the attention of aging women.
No.18389
Why are you guys taking this b8.
No.18390
>>18389
I cannot fathom why they are either, I find it amusing now though.
How many years ago was it "Don't feed the troll" and now the message is "Don't take the bait" and people still haven't learnt.
No.18391
>>18381
Oh, there's a lot we could do. Putting a stop to the glorification of transgenderism in the media would be a start.
>>18380
Heritage and tradition are integral to national identity. More people than you would care to admit understand this, be it implicitly or otherwise. Your desire to see this ancient pillar of culture and tradition dismantled seems to be a manifestation of spiteful idealism as opposed to anything pragmatic, as it's already well-established that the monarchy is an economic boon. Critical theory please go.
No.18392
>>18389
Because it's been a while since we had some activity and it's kind of fun.
No.18393
>>18389
I felt compelled to defend my Queen m8
No.18394
>>18389
>there's actually activity for once and you're complaining
It's like you enjoy a dead board.
No.18395
>>18391
how would that help? no one's chopping their dick off cause the media said it was cool, they're doing it cause they're mental
No.18396
>>18395
But the media tells them it's NOT mental and is a very valid response to feeling confused about your gender.
Mutilation is presented as the appropriate course of action instead of medication and/or therapy to
No.18397
No.18398
>>18391
You can have heritage and tradition without a monarchy. I'm not even going to explain how because you know it's obviously true.
People claimed the Royals bring in 160million a year from tourism (assuming that almost all tourists only come to London because of the royals).
£160 million is just 0.01% of UK GDP (which was £1.54 trillion in 2012)
£160 million is just 0.02% of UK government expenditure in 2012 (£682 billion)
£160 million is just 0.007% of the total UK national debt (which stands at £2.33 trillion if financial sector bailouts are included, as they should be).
No.18399
>>18396
it honestly is the best course of action right now, therapy and medication don't work
No.18400
No.18401
>>18398
>You can have heritage and tradition without a monarchy.
in general you can, but that doesn't change the fact that the monarchy is a large part of OUR heritage and tradition. You can't just remove it and say "oh our tradition is something else now"
>People claimed the Royals bring in 160million a year from tourism
Incorrect, the 160million is revenue from their lands alone, the figure for tourism is around 17 billion.
No.18402
>>18395
>no one's chopping their dick off cause the media said it was cool, they're doing it cause they're mental
If the media feeds and encourages delusion, delusion will flourish. People generally conform to popular opinion, and people can delude themselves into believing things that are empirically untrue.
>>18397
I disagree with him too, but just because you disagree with something doesn't make it bait.
>>18398
>You can have heritage and tradition without a monarchy. I'm not even going to explain how because you know it's obviously true.
Of course; there are many countries for which this is true - but it is not the case with ours.
>People claimed the Royals bring in 160million a year from tourism
£160 million is £160 million; irrespective of what percentage of GDP it is. You seem to be saying that we should get rid of it…well, because it's old, and uhh, it's 2015. Again, stop pretending that your position is based on economics. Embrace your spite.
No.18403
>>18401
Yes you can. Most people don't celebrate or even think about the royals, it's just something they occasionally see on the news.
You can't assume all tourists visit London because of the royal family. It's a ridiculous claim.
No.18404
>>18403
>Yes you can. Most people don't celebrate or even think about the royals, it's just something they occasionally see on the news.
If you ask anyone about British culture and heritage, the monarchy is a key part of that. Unless you live in some paki ghetto somewhere
>You can't assume all tourists visit London because of the royal family. It's a ridiculous claim.
It's also ridiculous to think that tourism revenue wouldn't drop significantly if we got rid of them.
No.18405
>>18403
All of your arguments are just saying that the monarchy isn't as good as we're making it out to be, yet you've still provided zero reasons as to why it is BAD.
No.18406
No.18407
>>18405
But muh liberal ideals, muh modernity. It's 2015 goys, I mean guys. Leave these things in the past where they belong.
No.18408
>>18407
oy, we need to shed the old image of the stuffy white royals, and be more representative of modern young britons like these!
No.18409
>>18404
If the royal family are that relevant, then we have a very sad culture.
Fortunately it only became obsessive recently because of the wedding and births but that will soon die out.
It wouldn't drop significantly. There's no reason it would. People don't go to london to visit the queen.
>>18405
The system of monarchy is undemocratic. Why should I, or my sons, or my cousin, not be Head of State? Why should I be denied that position?
You can never consider yourself an equal as long as this exists.
No.18410
No.18411
>>18409
>If the royal family are that relevant, then we have a very sad culture.
Give me an example of a culture that isn't "sad" then
>People don't go to london to visit the queen
fuck off
No.18412
>tfw Russel Brand has more influence on today's youth than the Queen
No.18413
>>18412
only on liberal mongs like this anti-monarchy twat
To be fair though the Queen doesn't attempt to have influence on people
No.18414
>>18409
>The system of monarchy is undemocratic.
Do you unironically support democracy?
>You can never consider yourself an equal as long as this exists.
Why strive towards an unattainable ideal?
No.18415
>>18412
Just wait for Charlie to ascend to the throne, he'll sort them all out.
No.18416
>tfw you will never remove kebab with Arkan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s
No.18417
>>18409
>Why should I, or my sons, or my cousin, not be Head of State? Why should I be denied that position?
There's a guy down the street from me who inherited a big house and a load of money from his parents. It's not fair, why don't I get to inherit all that stuff? The government should have confiscated it and distributed it fairly. Democracy doesn't exist until I have what I want.
No.18419
>>18418
He's just playing the media m8, Charlie is a top lad. Even if he isn't he's getting on and he'll pop his clogs soon enough.
No.18420
>>18414
It will never be perfect, but it will beat being a subject to something you never voted for.
>>18417
Because those things are still obtainable by anybody and you could do the same for your own future sons.
No.18421
>>18418
>>18419
he since did a bit of a u-turn on that as well
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/556880/Prince-Charles-tells-UK-Muslims-abide-British-values-start-tour-Middle-East
>Telling British muslims that they should show more respect for "the values we hold dear"
>"You would think the people who have come here, or are born here, and go to school here, would abide by those values and outlooks."
>The Prince also quashed speculation that he plans to give up the traditional 'Defender of the Faith' title, in favour of the more multicultural 'Defender of Faiths', when he becomes king.
No.18422
>>18420
>because those things are still obtainable by anybody
why aren't you a billionaire living in a penthouse in central London? That's just as obtainable to you as living in Buckingham Palace.
No.18423
>>18422
One is possible, one is not.
They're not born with special rights.
No.18424
>>18423
>One is possible, one is not.
I repeat, why aren't you a billionaire right now?
No.18425
>>18421
'Course Charlie did. He's a good local Gloucestershire lad nowadays.
No.18426
>>18423
I identify as a member of the royale family, and I won't let a transraceogynist bigot like you tell me it's not possible to be one.
Allah almighty. I thought this was 2015, not the stone age.
No.18427
>>18424
I don't know why you're repeating this argument.
You're trying to deny that it's impossible for a normal citizen to become a billionaire?
No.18428
>>18427
>You're trying to deny that it's impossible for a normal citizen to become a billionaire?
I'm saying it's ridiculous for you to be butthurt about not being able to obtain what the royal family has, when there's plenty of other things you're not able to have as well. That's not how the world works.
No.18429
>>18420
Did we, the people, vote for mass immigration? To become part of political union in the EU? To go to war with Germany? To go to war in Iraq? We are subjected to things that nobody voted for on a daily basis.
Democracy is a sham, and even if it wasn't - even if it did actually exist in any meaningful capacity, why should a hundred buffoons be able to outvote a genius?
Your obsession with equality is just as arbitrary and faith-based as any religious dogma.
No.18430
>>18427
I think he's trying to make the point that our society where people are told anyone can acheive anything is rubbish. For instance if a school teacher tells all their students they can become an astronaut if they really want to. While this is true technically in reality for most people it's just about as impossible as being a monarch is. You shouldn't complain about others having things you can't because they were lucky, you should complain about the people who lied to you and told you that you could be or do anything. Life is harsh and unfair and the realisation of that makes people want others to be knocked down to their level.
Thats all I can make of it anyway.
No.18431
>>18430
You hit the nail on the head m8
No.18432
>>18431
I've thought about this a lot and it might be because I have aspergers but I really think just being honest about how life is and just encouraging people to do what they enjoy. Balls to telling people they're all special and equal, that just isn't true. Give people the brutal truth and gear them towards doing what makes them happy.
No.18433
>>18429
You can still vote for the people who chose to do that.
>why should a hundred buffoons be able to outvote a genius?
They don't, that's why we have a representative democracy
>>18428
Just because similar things exist, it doesn't stop me being concerned about this issue.
Are you the same guy who says
>YEAH BUT PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN AFRICA RIGHT NOW
every time something bad happens and people care about it.
No.18434
>>18433
When a manifesto details a policy on a certain issue, the people vote for that party, and the policy is then implemented; that policy came about as a result of the votes of the populace. The things I listed came about as a result of unforeseen circumstances, plans for which were not and could not possibly have been detailed in any manifesto. The decisions subsequently made were undemocratic; the populace had zero say, and was subjected to things they did not vote for. What's the point in democracy if the people don't even have a say on important issues?
>They don't, that's why we have a representative democracy
Is it then not the case that a hundred buffoons can outvote a genius with regards to who becomes their representative?
No.18435
I'm off to bed, got carried away watching youtube videos and ended up missing my bedtime goal by two hours. At least I know what not to do tomorrow.
Goodnight guys.
No.18436
>>18433
You're a complete moron
Or I'm the moron for taking your bait, I'm not sure
No.18437
Be honest guys, does my hair look actual retarded, or just normie tier retarded?
No.18438
>>18437
You look like a normie.
No.18440
>>18437
Hard to give a complete judgement cause I dunno if it suits your face.
But from that pic it looks normie-passable, well done.
No.18441
>>18438
>>18440
Oh good, this means I only have to deal with hating how I look, and not worrying that the Normie's are making fun of my stupid hair.
No.18442
Why is everyone in Brit/pol/ so horrible and mean all the time?
No.18443
>>18442
Welcome to the internet, faggot.
No.18444
>>18442
Because they see the true state of the world, and it makes them bitter.
No.18445
No.18446
>>18442
Are you the twat always posting about the sweeties his mummy got him?
No.18447
No.18448
No.18449
lads I'm in love. I don't want this. It's only gonna end up extremely painful for me
No.18450
>>18449
Are you going to have to take off the mask?
No.18451
>>18450
she's a big girl not for me though ;_;
No.18452
No.18453
>>18449
In love how? Have you spoken to her?
No.18454
Okay, as the other guy was having performance issues tonight, I'll be streaming Resident Evil and playing poorly in his place.
http://www.twitch.tv/tx81z
http://www.twitch.tv/tx81z
http://www.twitch.tv/tx81z
No.18455
>>18453
I think about her all the time, I'm attracted to her looks and her personality. She's also sort of not conventionally attractive but thanks to my incredibly low self esteem that makes her more obtainable and therefore even more attractive. She's super sweet and nice and doesn't outwardly portray any of the usual shit women traits. just seems like ideal gf material
No.18456
stream made me think of this https://archive.is/WHp0C
>characters you are fighters
>not landwhales
>totally unrealistic
No.18457
>>18456
>feminists complaining that what are meant to be super fit characters aren't soft lardasses like them
>not a single word on the many tall fit musclebound male protagonists and how they compare to average men
f-feminism is about equality, shitlord.
No.18458
>>18455
So you have spoken to her?
No.18459
>>18458
a couple of times, yeah. Pretty brief chats but she seems so welcoming and engaging, almost as if she actually liked me. But then someone else told me she's the type of girl who will make time for anyone, so I can't read too much into it.
No.18460
Dr horrible is a pretty robot movie now that I'm watching it again. Penny is a super oneitus.
No.18461
>>18459
yeah, you don't want to become one of those really creepy guys that mistakes pity for love
No.18462
>>18460
yeah, I'd be a supervillian if I could
and Hammer is a total Chad
No.18463
>>18460
yeah, I'd be a supervillian if I could
and Hammer is a total Chad
No.18464
>>18461
>yeah, you don't want to become one of those really creepy guys that mistakes pity for love
y-yeah. fortunately I'm very self-conscious about everything I do/say and how it might be perceived, so I should be able to avoid overstepping the mark.
Even so, what I wouldn't give for her to feel how I feel.
No.18465
>>18464
iktf
I'm a sperg, so I know how easily I can come off creepy because I don't get interactions, so I basically just avoid people.
I have no experience in this, but ask her out for coffee or something?
No.18466
>tfw having a long comfy relax in bed after you wake up
No.18467
>tfw that first sweet sip of pepsi max at the start of the day
>tfw if you don't have any you get major cravings by the evening
>tfw it's even enough to make you get off your arse and pop to the shops to get more
who /addict/ here?
No.18468
>>18467
I don't like Pepsi or Coke.
No.18469
>>18468
do you have anything that gives you that "addicted" feeling? Or are you beyond such mortal desires?
No.18470
>>18469
If I have an energy drink I want it for about a week afterwards and then I forget about it. Probably porn is the biggest addiction.
No.18471
I'm streaming.
/wite_powder
No.18472
No.18473
>>18472
I stopped because no one was watching.
No.18474
>>18473
s-start it again anonkun
No.18475
No.18476
>>18465
update: I just accidentally stumbled upon her profile on a dating site. So at least I know she IS single and looking. Also judging by what she put, she isn't super picky.
Now the only question is whether she might be the least bit interested in me.
No.18477
>watching cozy britfeel stream
>suddenly some fucking normie yank is talking over it
what the FUCK is going on
No.18478
>>18477
>clubbing isn't normie
No.18479
Alright lads. Haven't posted for a week or so.
Jobs are truly hell.
Whats going on.
No.18480
>>18479
>Jobs are truly hell.
you have more than one?
No.18481
>>18480
Okay, having one job is truly hell.
No.18482
>>18481
I quite like my job
No.18483
No.18484
>dont look at interracial or cuck shit for several weeks
>wake up after 20 minutes of sleep one night with the most rock hard erection i ever had
>instantly give in
even now when i fap its on my mind and i have to fight to try and ignore it and not think about black men with white women
how can i stop being a cuck? it always ends the same. i go for several weeks and then wake up after a few minutes sleep at night, no matter how tired i previously was, with the biggest erection i am capable of and of the kind i can never manage when i fap during the day, and its always the same three scenes i cant stop thinking about.
No.18486
>>18484
as long as you only keep it to porn it should be fine, at least it's not animals or kids or something
No.18487
>>18484
>cuck
absolute degeneracy
ps don't click this
No.18488
>>18484
Seriously kill yourself.
No.18489
Downloaded photoshop and am learning the basics, it's quite fun l o l. Pic is my first creation.
No.18490
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Time for some Call of Warhammer, Chaos Dwarfs all the way.
Who /tg/ here?
No.18491
Just got in from work. Need to leave the house in 9 and a half hours to go to work again.
No.18492
>>18490
No warhammer for me, too expensive, but I've been told a lot about some lore. I'm more into tabletop games and D&D style shit.
No.18494
No.18495
>>18492
I don't play the tabletop, but I love me the lore and videogames. Well, except the new Age of Sigmar shite.
No.18496
>>18489
Nice one, we can always do with more OC makers.
>>18490
I don't know shit about /tg/ stuff, most of it requires friends or leaving the house.
No.18497
No.18498
>>18497
I'm at my dads tonight so I'm unable to, I'd continue with Resident Evil otherwise. I'll be back home tomorrow evening, so I can stream it then or the day after perhaps.
No.18499
No.18500
>>18496
That's enough for one night. I always thought Photoshop would be difficult to use for some reason, but it's a piece of piss. I think I'll make some dank Nige OC tomorrow.
No.18503
No.18504
>>18500
Do it man
I have quite a collection of rare Farages if you need any.
No.18506
>scared of leaving house
>not sure why
>always thought i was scared of people making fun of me
>but now i think about going for a walk thats not whats bothering me
right now i just dont want to be away from home. i dont like it and i want stay in 24/7. but then sometimes i am afraid of people making fun of me. most of the time they actually do.
im so fucked up i dont even know why i feel the way i do about things and my reasons keep changing.
No.18507
>>18506
The reasons behind you currently having a particular anxiety or phobia of some sort isn't necessary pro tip: it's lack of exposure, in fact I would say it's counter-productive. What's important is what you do now to start diminishing it.
Sitting around just thinking about it and working yourself up into a bigger panic is the worst thing you could do, and I say this as someone who spent 4 years straight not going outside, and my entire life not going outside alone. However, I've recently made a lot of progress, and it's all down to slowly exposing myself to increasingly uncomfortable situations.
I started with going in the garden for 3 minutes, then 10, and so on until I could do it for 2 hours. Then I began walking around the block, first going a third of a mile, then gradually imcreasing my distance to 1 mile, 2 miles, and now I can easily do 4 or 5. I also took my family up on offers to go outside more.
All these things have decreased my social anxiety and fear of leaving the house massively (although not completely, but that's normal), which allows me to push myself even further outside my "comfort zone".
No.18508
>Go to uni in Midlands
>Meet great friends, pick up hobbies, learn swordfighting
>Return home to London suburbs
>Surrounded by pakis and chavs
>Nothing to do but play video games on my own
>Have to deal with hypocritical bitch of a mum
This weather's not helping.
No.18509
>>18508
>learn swordfighting
that reminds me of the time i used to pretend swordfight with my £100 lightsabre replica
i was 18
>>18507
was about to go out but its raining
thank fuck for that
No.18511
>>18508
that's shit man, I'm in a similar situation even go to uni in the midlands too nothing really you can do though, maybe get a plant or something, make your room a bit nicer without having to go outside.
No.18512
>>18510
Griffin did well there and in the Marr interview I watched after.
Why did the BNP collapse anyway?
No.18513
>>18512
>Why did the BNP collapse anyway?
Griffin was character assassinated by the BBC. they put him on question time and the whole show was spent with all other guests and the audience (unsurprisingly a paki-heavy audience) attacking him.
Not only that, but the BNP called out the covering up of the paki rape gangs before all the shit Rotherham fully came to light, and so they got hauled over the coals for it.
No.18514
>>18513
He played it badly in trying to appease them by defending accusations made against him by the audience. He should've unequivocally and without shame stated what the party stands for. As soon as the media has you on the defensive, they've won.
No.18515
>>18514
reminder that it was all part of their plan
No.18517
>>18515
ukip and bnp are pro-israel
national front when
No.18518
Snake has taken 'head come up' to the next level, he's now managed to get 3 guards head's coming up at the same time
No.18519
No.18520
I swear half of snakes viewers (besides us) are married middle-aged guys. They all talk about their kids.
No.18521
>>18520
Must be something to do with the ps4 streamers, they all seem to be losers with kids.
No.18522
Usually on Sunday nights I feel like complete shit, but everything seems pretty good right now.
We're gunna make it guys.
No.18523
>>18522
Why the change in attitude?
No.18524
>>18522
That's good to hear mate, keep doing whatever it is that you did today.
I'm feeling pretty good too, I came back from my dads about an hour ago and my mum gave me some homemade carrot cake with whipped cream we didn't have any custard.
No.18525
No.18526
>>18525
I was, but then I lapsed two weeks ago, and I've fapped on three separate days since then. Now I've only gone two days without fapping.
Now that you've made me think about it though, I feel like fapping now. Brb.
No.18527
>>18526
I heard it can make you more appealing to women
which I would normally treat as bullshit but seeing as I'm sort of into a girl right now I'm willing to try anything
No.18528
>>18527
It can increase self-confidence and self-esteem in some people, which a lot of women find attractive in men or so I've heard.
No.18529
I'm off to bed, hopefully there will be better weather tomorrow because I'd like to go for a walk, spent most of last week indoors and I felt that numb, empty feeling you get when you binge on the internet for several days. Goodnight guys.
No.18530
>>18529
>I felt that numb, empty feeling you get when you binge on the internet for several days
I'm not familiar with that feeling. It must be because it's my default state and I don't know any different.
No.18531
>>18528
Well, there's only one way to find out
I'm not gonna start logging the days here as they pass cos that shits not interesting, but if I notice any tangible effects I'll let you guys know.
No.18532
Just saw myself in the mirror grinning ear to ear because of qt twitch streamers. It's been so long since any genuine conversations or feelings irl. Think I'm losing it.
No.18533
>>18530
Yeah when I'd been doing it for years on end it was just "normal", but once I started living a bit more actively there became a noticeable difference between how I felt on days where I had been outside and days where I've been on the PC from start to finish.
It's a kind of trance-like state where my brain feels like mashed potato and I just feel kind of dead inside. On my more active days I can feel my blood pumping around my body (it's a pleasant tingly sensation) and a deep sense of satisfaction and fulfilment.
No.18534
No.18535
>>18534
>implying we're not all sitting here waiting for someone else to post something because nothing worth mentioning has happened in our own lives
No.18537
>>18535
P-played any good vidya lately?
No.18538
>>18537
I just started playing Star Trek Online, it seems alright so far. Pretty standard WoW-esque mmo shit. So far the questing seems more story driven and plays out more like mini episodes of star trek than the usual mmo quest system but it's still early days yet.
No.18539
>>18537
Resident Evil Remake is 10/10.
No.18540
>>18537
This thread knows what I've been playing lately because I've been streaming it all. Spyro The Dragon, Crash Bandicoot: Warped, the first four and a half levels of Tomb Raider, and now I'm trying to get to the end of Resident Evil.
I've played it several times in the past but I could never get very far, I seem to be doing alright this time around though. Except for those bloody dogs.
No.18541
No.18542
>>18540
Honestly lad just fuck the dogs. You planning on streaming tonight?
No.18543
Woah, hey guys. welcome to EB games
No.18544
No.18545
>tfw ordered my free graze box
No.18546
>>18542
Can do, after I've eaten my dinner. Some turkey casserole thing with a jacket potato.
No.18547
No.18548
If I streamed vanilla WoW would any of you watch?
No.18549
>>18548
Would you be speaking?
No.18550
>>18548
I'd check it out at least once, but I don't really understand MMORPGs.
No.18551
>>18549
I don't think I have a good accent for commentating (Northener), but I could.
No.18552
>>18551
I just find completely voiceless streams weird plus i'm lonely and just like to hear people speak
No.18553
>>18551
The only two other people here that have spoken on stream were a scot and a manc both of which are rarely here any more, so you won't stand out for that.
>>18552
I don't enjoy voiceless streams as much either, but hypocritically I'm too shit scared to talk on my own one. I struggle enough talking to my own parents face-to-face let alone strangers over the internet.
No.18554
>>18553
Yeah, I can understand why people dont wanna speak. I wish I had better internet so I could stream some games for you guys :(
No.18555
I really can't get into Witcher 3.
No.18556
>>18555
Me neither, it plays like a combination of many games I've played before that I'd either hated or had gotten sick of, but clunkier. The graphics aren't impressive enough to make up for that, and I don't really give a shit about the plot of a game I don't enjoy playing, so I dropped it.
No.18557
I can stream REmake if no one else is going to.
No.18558
>>18557
Feel free to, I can jump in if you have any issues like last time.
No.18559
>>18558
I was only going to if no one else was, I'd rather watch.
No.18560
>>18559
Fair enough, I'll start setting up then.
No.18561
No.18563
>>18562
>I'm now one of snakes "trusted" mates
This was the plan all along and now I don't really know what to do with it (other than unbanning all you guys a while back which was pretty handy)
No.18567
No.18569
>>18567
unban me largeandincharge1488, i was on this name when he was playing golf
No.18570
No.18571
No.18572
>you will never derive immense enjoyment from repeatedly knocking someone over in a video game
No.18573
>>18572
there's something mesmerising about his hysterical throes of laughter over this same shit. He's like a toddler who's just discovered peek-a-boo
No.18574
>snake asks how "largey" is
>no answer
No.18575
>>18574
I muted it because I can only take so much of headcomeup.
No.18576
>>18575
he was just starting to like you too
No.18577
he's asking for meaty now
No.18578
I'm really tired so I'm going to bed. There's a few drunk wankers shouting in the street though, so it may be difficult. Goodnight everyone.
No.18579
>>18578
WWWWUUUUEEEEAAAAYYYYY
No.18581
>>18580
Happiest I've ever seen him †bh
No.18582
No.18583
Decided to say fuck you to summer last night, It's now autumn in my room and I've got my fur blanket on my bed and I sat watching movies all cuddled up in the dark. Was super comfy, and I was asleep before 12.
Will probably do the same tonight, maybe read some more of the book I've been dragging myself through.
On a related note, this is my last terry pratchett, whenever I lose a passion for reading it's always during one of his books and while I somewhat enjoy them, they're not brilliant. I feel like he just comes up with a stupid idea for a fantasy world that sounds amusing then drags them on for 300 pages, when they would probably work better as short stories.
No.18584
>>18583
Sounds comfy but doesn't it get too hot?
No.18585
No.18586
>>18585
It's like a subscription snack box service, you get the first free and then you cancel your subscription.
No.18587
>>18586
That's very cheeky m8.
No.18588
>>18587
What can I say, I'm just a cheeky kind of guy.
No.18589
>>18584
It got a bit hot but not too bad, I just took off all my clothes and stayed under the blankets.
No.18591
>snake is winning 9-0 on FIFA on the lowest difficulty and going mad every time he scores
No.18592
>>18591
It's the happiest I've seen him in ages
No.18593
>The only pizza's in the freezer are super greasy ones.
Why even eat guys.
No.18594
>>18591
I'm ashamed to admit I used to play games like that too. I played through Oblivion on the easiest setting because the combat was 2hard4me and I just wanted to explore and do all of the quests.
No.18595
>>18593
Time to order a takeaway lol
No.18596
>>18595
All that I can get is kebab shops, and they're all greasy too.
No.18598
>>18597
This guy seems a bit crazy.
No.18599
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18598
Ulillillia? Crazy? Surely not, he's perfectly sane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcq-TZdDSlo
No.18600
Anyone else think ship propellers are really fucking scary?
No.18601
>>18600
Yes, ever since I watched Titanic when I was about 6. Pretty sure that film scarred me for life, the last time I tried to watch it I had to leave the room when the ship started sinking.
No.18602
Yeah, if they're going fast enough you can basically get minced
No.18603
No.18604
https://8ch.net/pol/res/2765346.html
I don't know how to link to /pol/.
>37,000 videos and nearly 800 accounts taken down by the JIDF
No.18605
>>18601
Okay I watched it again in it's entirety. It was pretty good, but the second half is still unnerving.
And now it's 6:44am, so I'm going to bed. Goodnight guys.
No.18606
Had the shits for 2 days straight now. Am I dying?
No.18607
>>18606
Eat fibrous 'good' food for a day and you'll find out
No.18608
>>18607
Nigga I ain't eating that gay shit
No.18609
>got a week off work
>want to play video games all day
>GPU is broken
>too scared to drive to PC world because there's lots of cars on the road
How do I psych myself up enough to drive there?
No.18610
>>18609
you have to work out if you want vidya or not driving more
No.18611
Fuck lads, just rang up a gym/spa to ask for a quote
>qt sounding girl on phone
>very nearly spilled my spaghetti
I did it though, I fucking hate speaking over the phone but I need to stop being such a social Sperg, feels good man.
No.18612
>>18608
>Unironically talks like a nigger
>Thinks eating healthy food is "gay"
Kill yourself.
No.18613
>>18611
That took some balls, well done anon.
Phone calls are something I struggle with too, so I know that feel. If someone phones me about an appointment or wants to do an over-the-phone assessment why are they even a thing? One of the worst things I can think of for a sperg with social anxiety, I usually go into crisis mode, shut down completely and then refuse to take the phone, leaving my mum to talk to them.
I've only ever phoned my parents or my sister, and only if they've called me first and I missed it. Even then it's still awkward as fuck, and they always say shit like "…are you still there?", "i can call back later if you want, you sound like you're busy with something right now" and "are you okay anon? you don't sound well". There's no way I could call a place myself to ask something in my current state.
No.18614
Currently sitting in a pub, drinking alone. I spend at least an hour in here reading, but I finished my book (only had 50 pages left) and now I'm just drinking. Made it through 4 bottles of punk IPA.
I feel really good about life right now.
No.18615
>>18614
I've only ever been to pub restaurants for meals out with family, never for the sake of just being "down the pub". I have some questions:
What's it like?
Why did you choose to go there rather than sitting at home, or doing practically anything else?
Are there other people sitting by themselves or are you the only one?
Is there constant loud, irritating laughter and banter from bald 40 year old geezers?
No.18616
>>18615
I needed to do some shopping, decided it was too busy so went to the pub. There's people chatting but its not too bad as this pub is a bit out of the way. I'm the only one sitting alone. I managed to read a good amount of my book, so that should speak for the atmosphere. (Also, its a weather spoons so I'm drinking punk IPA for 2 quid a bottle)
No.18617
>>18616
>wetherspoons
I've been to the one in my town with my mum a couple of times, but it's more like a large cafe / restaurant than a pub or bar. It's a "modern" ugly looking building, and the ceiling is about 3 stories high. A really uncomfy place to be honestly.
No.18618
>>18617
Some of them are renovated old pubs, some of them are ugly buildings.
My local spoons used to be a firestation.
No.18619
>>18612
>taking a shit post that seriously
You kill YOURself
No.18620
>>18618
My local spoons was built out of an old theatre. It's a pretty cool aesthetic tbh
No.18622
>>18621
>tfw no comfy spoons
I don't think you could get a more soulless normie one than this, below a nandos in a cinema complex.
No.18623
No.18624
No.18628
>>18625
>17-0
>Snake just keeps making odd hand gestures and screaming gibberish
No.18629
>>18628
What's up with his celebration hand flap? Is it supposed to be sams paw or what
No.18630
>>18628
I've never seen him this drunk.
No.18631
>>18629
>>18630
>he just keeps listening to this shitty champions league song over and over and singing in his weird raspy snake-voice
No.18632
Posted a link to Snake's stream on 8ch /b/, could anyone post it on 4chan? I'm banned. I want to see him get a hefty amount of viewers.
No.18633
So I met up with my ex today after 4 years. It's very obvious nothing is going to happen between us and this is the only thing that has kept me going for the last week or two.
Might just end it guys, I don't think I can deal with speaking to a stranger to try and find a qt gf.
No.18634
No.18635
>>18632
Why would you do that.
>>18633
>ex
No.18636
>>18635
To get him some viewers, it's funny seeing his reactions to random people. Plus we have 2 mods in here so any unruly ones will be purged.
No.18638
>>18633
I've never had a girlfriend, count your blessings m8.
No.18639
>>18638
Id rather have it never happen. She was the only person to ever believe I wasn't a screw up, and I proved her wrong. When I was with her I was somewhat productive and now Im stuck in uselessness, and everytime I see or thing about her any progress I've made goes completely to zero.
It's been 4 years since we were together and I havent recovered. Im worse than I was before her and before her I was still useless. I completely lucked into it then fucked everything up, now everything is just painful and I know exactly what I'll never experience again.
No.18640
>>18639
>Id rather have it never happen.
Well it did happen, and now you know for certain what at least one form of a relationship with another person is like, whether it ended well or not.
If you still don't get it, Lord Alfred Tennyson put it best;
>'Tis better to have loved and lost
>Than never to have loved at all.
No.18641
>>18429
Why should 1 buffon make decisions instead of a genius?
No.18642
>>18630
He was pretty bad when he spent 45 minutes watching the same stripper in GTA whilst reading out peoples shitposts.
No.18643
BRITFEEL IS NATSOC
ϟϟ 14 / 88 ϟϟ
No.18644
>>18643
This can't be real.
No.18645
>>18641
why should millions of buffoons make decisions instead of one genius? Your argument works both ways
No.18646
>>18642
he was worse this time, he actually had to quit the stream and have a lie down.
No.18649
>grand tournament order available today
>literally no money
FUCK HEARTHSTONE. I didn't sign up for this shit. Bullshit crack addict FUCK game.
No.18651
>>18649
>getting addicted to p2w games
You should have known going in that the game is designed around sucking money from you for brief moments of enjoyment with no long-lasting satisfaction.
No.18652
>>18645
Millions of buffoons>1 genius
No.18653
>>18650
>not playing RNGstone
No.18654
>>18652
>Millions of buffoons>1 genius
No.18655
>>18652
Move to Nigeria then.
No.18656
>>18652
>"Any nigger Democracy>Nazi Germany"
No.18657
>>18656
>Rhodesia governed by a white colonists
>is one of the most prosperous nations on the entire African continent
>the african people take control and kick whitey out
>"Zimbabwe" is now a crime ridden hellhole and the people can't even feed themselves.
POWER TO DA PEOPLE
No.18658
>>18654
Being a buffoon only goes so far unless you're a clinical retard.
There's no kind of super genius, I mean if you see a guy in a wheelchair drooling and groaning he's not a genius, but what if we completely reversed his mind and made him the opposite of what it would be?
Would he be that smart or is there a ceiling for this sort of thing, if there is the floor is very low and the ceiling not that high from the level we would call normal.
Would he be the smartest or would he just be a little bit smart?
I mean, is a retard stupider than a genius is smart?
No.18659
>>18657
The only reason they act like this is because of the decades of oppression they suffered under the hands of the white man.
No.18661
>>18659
>"oppressed" by white people
>get rid of all the white people
>black people now in charge
>start killing each other and allowing society to collapse because…?
No.18662
No.18663
>>18661
It's called revenge. And this revenge wouldn't be necessary if white people didn't ravage africa for all it's resources leaving the africans with nothing.
No.18664
>>18662
He isn't even online.
No.18665
>>18609
I did it.
It took almost a whole day but I got my new video card.
Why are roads so confusing? How the fuck do people do this so calmly?
I have no idea how I passed my driving test.
No.18666
>>18663
>oppressed by white people
>white people are now gone
>kill each other and destroy their OWN country for "revenge"
even trolls can't come up with a coherent defence of those dumb nigs
No.18667
No.18668
>>18666
Why would it be more logical to kill white people for revenge?
No.18669
>>18667
He is either offline or he is using a new twitch username.
If so, post it please.
No.18671
>>18668
fuck off. You're not even trying
No.18672
>>18671
Just like the lazy whites.
No.18673
>>18672
>lazy
so lazy they literally took over an entire continent lmao
Nigs BTFO
No.18674
>>18665
I don't drive, but if I did I would have it fairly easy, my town uses a grid system.
>>18670
>turn it on
>immediately see a britfeel mod ban another britfeel account
Amazing.
No.18675
>>18674
What can I do? If I don't ban when he asks he'll probably unmod me. The guy was behaving like a spastic anyway.
No.18676
>>18674
I wish we had that. When I was learning to drive all my lessons were in a small town and it was so fucking easy.
Here it's just awful.
No.18677
Meatyrod is the biggest autist I've ever known.
I can't even imagine the stench of his computer chair from all the feces from lack of proper wiping.
No.18678
>>18673
Obama is the US president.
White people are simply a slave to the biggest and most powerful weapon in the world, they say that white men and women simply cannot resist it.
White women indulge upon it.
White men fear it.
They call this weapon
The BBC.
No.18679
>>18675
What was the point in becoming his mods on his stream again? Was it so you could be his little tyranny squad or was it so we could all have a laugh with a little mischief?
It's gone on too long anyway, he stopped being funny after about the second time watching, and there's no entertainment to be had just sucking up to him everyday.
>>18677
That's what I mean, him and A_Windowlicker I'm assuming that's you? are both from here.
No.18680
>>18677
That's rich coming from the guy who just made 3 separate accounts to (witlessly) insult a paranoid schizophrenic with the mental age of a 10 year old. I could've easily told him I know you and thus spared you the ban, had you told me your name here beforehand, but you instead opted to act like a petulant child. Keep going.
No.18681
>>18680
Get fisted, mythbuster.
No.18682
>>18679
There never really was a point. I was part of the original raids on his stream and I got tired of taking the piss out of him, so I decided to be nice instead and I ended up with mod. If you don't find him entertaining, then don't watch.
No.18683
>join a snake stream one day
>start talking to him, he's actually pretty nice
>join the next day
>say hi
>"KICK 'IM, KICK 'IM"
Why.
No.18684
>>18680
>>18682
>going full hotpocket
No.18685
>>18678
Were you the cuckposter?
Should be banned.
No.18686
>>18679
well I unbanned like 5 britfeel accounts the other day who previously trolled the stream so that's something
>It's gone on too long anyway
find another stream to go to, or anything else for us to collectively do. I've mainly kept up the snake thing because of a lack of other ideas.
No.18687
>>18685
I agree he's pushing his luck tbh
No.18688
>>18685
No, I am not the cuckposter.
No.18689
>>18688
but you are A cuckposter
No.18690
No.18691
>>18690
>talking about whites being slaves to the BBC
>not a cuck
No.18692
ϟϟ BAN THE CUCKS ϟϟ
ϟϟ NAZI MOD NOW ϟϟ
No.18693
>>18692
I suspect it's greencuck lol, if not he's equally as cancerous.
No.18694
>>18691
I wouldn't really consider it cuckolding.
No.18695
>>18694
it's still cuckposting, now pack it in
No.18696
>>18695
You don't want cuckposting?
Because I can stop if you really don't want it.
No.18697
>>18694
There is a probably a cuck board for you to go to.
No.18698
Right lads what's all this hubbub about cuckolding
I'm too lazy and apathetic to read up the thread
No.18699
>>18698
Cuckposters cuckposting.
No.18700
>>18683
Depends on his mood, once you reach the inner circle it's all good.
No.18701
Can I cuckpost once more and then I'll promise to never do it again?
No.18702
>>18701
Are you greencuck?
And yes, but I'll fucking ban you if you post any pictures of niggers or cuckolding porn or whatever you've got saved to your hard drive you little faggot
No.18703
No.18704
>>18701
Please use a trip to post everything from now on.
No.18705
>>18702
I am not greencuck. I do not post porn.
White men, how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogeneous community of whites, completely civilized with peace and order, typical nuclear families
Then one day a couple of black bulls walk up, drop their trousers and present the almighty BBC, they need not say anything or do anything apart from display their weapon. All the white men would cower away in fear, they would run from the town to seek asylum from their greatest fear.
The women however, the women would line up one by one to be impregnated. They would literally form queues. By the time the bulls got to the third pure, white girl all the men would be at least a mile away.
THIS is true colonization, white people had to work hard to colonize Africa and it never lasted. They needed vast armies, rations, equipment and they still failed.
However, for black colonization all they needed was 1 weapon.
It isn't a sword
It isn't a gun
It's a weapon more powerful than you can imagine
They call it
…The BBC
Okay, I'm done.
No.18706
Meaty quit ruining my sneaky chat attempts
No.18707
>>18706
They were anything but sneaky m8, learn some tact.
No.18708
Lads, how do you get to sleep? I need some tips. I got up at 4pm today, it's getting out of hand.
>>18705
better now?
I didn't read it btw
No.18709
>>18706
>do multiple streams for britfeel
>get banned because snake and the trigger-happy mods from here no less think my actual username looks dodgy
I don't even know what the fuck is going on.
No.18710
>>18709
>someone from here banned you
what? What a fucking bellend.
No.18711
>>18710
Meatyrod. I seen him in one of my streams once and he seemed like a decent chap.
I didn't know he was a grovelling hotpocketer.
No.18712
>>18710
>>18709
I don't think it was one of us, that Luke Thomas Fag isn't from here
No.18713
>>18709
he banned me but he doesn't really have a choice or he'll lose mod
i'm fine with it
No.18714
>>18709
I can unban and vouch for you if you tell me your name in here, but if you keep making accounts with obvious troll names and calling Snake a spastic like this other genius is you'll end up getting banned. I'm also not the only mod; there are others and they're not from here. Either be subtle or go and find something more productive to do.
No.18715
>>18714
>say hi
>"KICK 'IM, KICK 'IM I WANT 'IM GONE!"
No.18716
We should find some random new streamer to meme on honestly, snake was really fun but I'm bored of him.
No.18717
>>18715
You didn't say hi, you said "am I going to be banned instantly?"
>>18716
agreed
No.18718
>>18716
Alright, everyone get looking.
No.18719
>>18708
You need to turn it into a daily ritual of sorts. For example: turning off the computer at a certain time easier said than done, getting into your PJs, brushing your teeth, then getting into bed. The hardest part is starting, but once you've done it a few times it becomes habit.
>>18714
I'm not bothered, I rarely go to his streams because they're boring as fuck and anyone trying to breath life into it gets banned immediately. I just wanted to mock the SRS vibes coming from the mods and the other arse lickers.
No.18720
does anyone here have the game endless legend? It's really fun but I wish I had someone to play with.
No.18721
>tfw left phone charger downstairs but too comfy to go get it
Night lads
pic unrelated
No.18722
>>18721
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.18723
Just cut my thumb really bad
No.18724
>>18723
Ouch, no controller-based vidya for you then.
How did you cut it? Is it your dominant hand? It's awful when you can no longer pick stuff up or hold things without being in pain.
No.18725
>>18724
Dominant hand, yes.
I was trying to open a bottle of rum with a knife because it wouldn't snap open.
No.18726
Is everyone asleep or are you just waiting until someone says something you can reply to?
No.18727
No.18728
>>18727
Are you this person >>18724
If so, it's just you and me.
You and me.
No.18729
>>18726
I woke up at 1, so there's at least three of us
No.18731
>>18730
Well, it's just us and this guy >>18729
No.18732
>>18731
so why are you guys up then?
No.18733
>>18732
Because my bedtime is normally 1:30-2:00 depending on how much I've been drinking.
No.18734
>>18733
mine shifts around, which is why I just woke up, I went to sleep at 2pm
No.18735
>>18732
I woke up at about 1pm after going to bed at 6am, so I'm not amazingly tired.
I should start heading to bed though, rather than go off on a youtube tangent like I was about to. I prefer waking up in the mornings much more than going to bed during them.
No.18736
>>18734
Waking up that late makes me panic horribly.
No.18737
>>18736
I'm just used to it, tomorrow it'll probably be 4, then 6, 8, 10 and so on till I loop round again
No.18738
Thinking of quitting my part-time supermarket job. I can't cope with it anymore.
It's not the stress, it's an easy job.
It's that I'm working in a fucking supermarket, I can't cope with this.
I have to go back in on Saturday, I can't cope with this.
No.18739
>>18737
>non-24 sleep pattern
I had that for about 6 years, that shit is a life ruiner. I'd often go weeks without seeing sunlight in the winter months.
And in order to not fall into that trap again, I'll be heading off to bed now. Goodnight guys.
No.18740
Right lads, my rum is finished and that means I can finally get to sleep. Hopefully I don't die of thumb wounds whilst I sleep. Just going to brush my teeth and stuff.
Goodnight, lads.
No.18741
>>18738
what's the problem then? do you not know?
No.18742
>>18740
night
>>18739
night, and yeah, I really need to sort it, I can do regular hours, but as soon as I stop trying I go back, my mum wants me to see a dr
No.18743
No.18744
Got in at 7PM from all my day drinking and watched something on netflix and fell asleep, I just woke up. That's my sleeping pattern fucked, and I have to be in work on Friday.
>>18738
I feel the same every day I'm in work, also a supermarket, I look at the windows and it looks so nice outside and I just want to stop and walk out and never come back. I don't want to get stuck there, but every day it feels like it's happening.
No.18747
>>18746
Morning friend, what brings you to these parts?
No.18748
>>18746
Guten morgen Fritz.
No.18750
>>18749
Tourism is good for Britain.
No.18751
Question, britbots.
Would you settle for an ugly/fat girl? Presuming she is very nice, you get along well and she's actually interested in you. Would you see past appearances for some intimacy companionship? Or would you rather just not bother?
No.18752
>>18751
Ugly, maybe.
Fat, no.
No.18753
>>18751
Depends on what you mean by fat. Overweight sure, if their technically obese, no. Ugly is also a no. I'm pretty fine with being on my own for now, plus I don't consider myself a terrible option for women, I'm not ugly or fat, and I'm smart. Only problems are that I'm a manlet and somewhat of a sperg, but it tends to come across to Normie's as me being goody and geeky.
No.18754
No.18755
>>18753
How tall are you? I'd rather be ugly than short, depending on how short.
No.18756
>>18751
I wouldn't want someone who is ugly or fat to me personally, but I don't mind if they are ugly or fat in other's eyes.
The reason I say this is because there was a girl I fancied in school, who I thought was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen with my own eyes, but I overheard a couple of other lads saying she was ugly. They were more interested in girls that had the chav/bimbo/slag look, whereas the girl I liked had more of a goth/emo look. Not too outrageous though, she was the sort of person who could pull it off really well.
I never spoke to her though, I was too omega to do that.
No.18757
>>18752
but fat can be changed, ugly can't, but for me they'd have to be working on losing weight, not one of the 'oh, I can't help it, it's genetics' type.
No.18758
>>18757
The fact that they got to being fat without changing their ways would be off putting.
No.18759
Drinking alone in a pub again, 3 people have come in that recognised me. I might have to leave soon.
No.18760
>>18759
>people have come in that recognised me
I hate that, it's happened to me more than a few times in various places. Have they come up and spoken to you, or are they keeping to themselves?
No.18761
>>18760
They've said hello but are otherwise keeping to themselves, the problem is that they work in the same place I do, and I don't wanna deal with the "yeah I drink alone sometimes because I have no friends" conversation, especially at work.
No.18762
>>18758
true, but illnesses can cause weight gain, and the fact that they'd changed enough to pull themselves together an lose it would be good, god knows I can't judge on people having bad periods, though mine weren't weight related.
No.18763
>>18762
Not who you replied too but I would definitely prefer ugly over fat. I was obese myself and have been fighting back since. I absolutely despised my weight/excess fat and wouldn't be able to get along with a fat SO. I'd be constantly seeing the same disgusting traits that I once had.
No.18764
>>18749
What the fuck is jf.
No.18765
>>18651
When did South Park become so shit?
No.18766
My benefits are two days late. I have £30. I'm fucked.
No.18767
>>18765
after the first few years, it's been running forever
No.18768
Just got back from a 4.26 mile walk, managed to go around the entirety of the local lake. That was one of my original goals when I started walking, so I'm going to have to come up with something even more challenging now.
No.18769
>>18766
time to get a job, peasant
No.18770
>>18768
Nice, sounds like it's going well for you.
No.18771
Gonna cook some dins-dins, go for a night-time run through the woods then have a hot bath hopefully lads
Anyone else have a /comfy/ evening planned?
No.18772
>>18771
Going to spend the night with lots of warm cups of tea and lots of Deep Space 9.
No.18773
>>18771
Nothing planned, I might play some ETS2 for maximum comfy though.
No.18774
>>18771
Going to watch the new Mad Max again, watched it yesterday and it was pretty great.
No.18775
Got an interview for a security guard position at LIDL next Tuesday
No.18776
>>18774
Are you watching it on a high res screen with some good sound on the go?
I think the movie is one of the best made in a long while, and if you get the best experience, it all just comes together so fucking well.
No.18777
>>18764
Johnny foreigner la'
No.18778
>>18753
Not obese, but above "chubby". A bit like the /fit/ "high test" meme only a little bigger all round
No.18779
>>18776
1920x1080 and earphones, how I watch all films I torrent.
Only thing I'm not a fan of is the feminist tones.
How men ruined the world, the female run tribe was great and the male run tribe is shit.
Also that scene where Max fucks up with the sniper, I don't know why they did that. If it were switched genders it would have been a groaner on par with 'women and cars don't mix huh'.
No.18780
>>18778
That meme only applies to women, tubbs.
No.18781
>>18780
read the previous comments fuckface, I was talking about a woman.
No.18782
>>18781
My mistake, I didn't read. Apologies for triggering you.
No.18783
>>18779
Eh, George Miller claims he didn't intend it to be a feminist movie and I believe him, at the end of the day we have no idea what the woman tribe was actually like, and in the end it didnt last and they were too useless to move somewhere else, and now they're all dead/old, while the male dominated bases are still doing fine.
As for max and the sniper, he had just had a shitload of blood drained from him, so probably wasnt top of his game.
No.18784
>>18782
you didn't trigger me, sunshine
No.18785
>>18779
>How men ruined the world, the female run tribe was great and the male run tribe is shit.
Except the female run tribe was complete shit and by the time they find it there's only like 5 old ladies still alive
Meanwhile the male tribe, though brutal, has kept thousands of people alive and actually built infrastructure / adapted to the new world
>Also that scene where Max fucks up with the sniper
That's really the only scene where Max is shown as inferior to the woman, he equals or bests her in pretty much ever other thing.
I genuinely don't understand this "feminist movie" meme.
No.18786
>>18785
>I genuinely don't understand this "feminist movie" meme.
One feminist who had nothing to do with the production of the film claimed that it had hidden feminist themes, and all the pro-feminism outlets came out with "MRAs BTFO, U MAD?" articles.
Only, there was no evidence that the film actually contained those themes nor that any number of people who had seen the film were mad about it.
No.18787
>>18785
I said 'was' great. Also the reason they turned to shit was apparently out of their control
Also I didn't know there was a feminist meme around this film, I just got it by watching the film.
No.18788
>>18787
>I said 'was' great. Also the reason they turned to shit was apparently out of their control
This is an allegory for how women will fall to shit without men, and how they never accept blame or fault for their mistakes
It's just as easy to take ANTI-feminist undertones from the movie as it is pro-feminist ones
No.18789
>>18787
>>18788
not having a go at you btw lad, just saying that I personally don't see much "feminist" about it
No.18790
Any streamfeel tonight lads?
No.18791
>>18790
I might give streaming a go if I wasn't too dumb/lazy to figure it out
No.18792
>>18788
Honestly that's how I fell watching it anyway, there was all this shit about the green place and women being better than the savages the male ruled society was, then they turn up and they're like "lol we just let it go to shit"
No.18793
No.18794
>>18789
Yeah, I might be seeing it like this because I'm so used to feminism being injected into everything.
Or maybe because the women are all seen as heroic, and all the men are violent animals that are easily manipulated.
I don't know why Miller divided the genders so greatly in this film.
No.18795
>>18793
what do I need? Twitch suggests like 20 different programs to use for streaming but idk which to go for
No.18796
>>18795
OBS (Open Broadcast Software)
No.18797
>>18795
>>18796
OBS best free option
No.18798
>>18796
>Max bitrate should be 3300 or 80% of your upload throughput, whichever is lower. Recommended bitrates for different resolutions are listed below.
>Buffer Size is recommended to be equal to the max bitrate. Setting this lower will have the encoder closer to the targeted bitrate.
I'M ALREADY LOST
No.18799
>>18798
Just set everything to auto and throw in your twitch stream key,
No.18800
>>18798
I recommend 480p, 30FPS @ 1200kbps, some people here have toaster-tier internet.
No.18801
fucksake lads my mush-for-brains can't handle this.
How do I even choose what appears when I'm streaming I don't get it
No.18802
No.18803
>>18801
ok I'm starting to get the hang of it a bit but I think I need more prep time before I jump into streaming
No.18804
>>18801
http://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/1262922-open-broadcaster-software#Scenes%20and%20Sources
Make a Scene then add a Source (game capture usually), select the program (it needs to already be running to detect it) then the game should appear in the preview window. This is where a secondary monitor comes in handy.
No.18805
anyone got any game suggestions? Something that isn't very demanding pls
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No.18807
>>18806
Don't actually play this, I'm just memeing at ya.
What games you got?
No.18808
Who's unbanning truebluefam kek
No.18809
>>18808
it's that chris guy obviously
No.18810
Motorstorm was such a fun game.
Also I thought Sam was a girl, so that means Sam was a faggot?
No.18811
>we've succesfully outed a dodgy mod
snakes stream is fun when the internal politics starts
No.18813
>>18812
nah his name is Luke something
No.18814
>>18812
>>18813
His name is Luke Crane.
No.18815
>>18805
Friendly reminder to block a guy called "Meatyrod" from your stream if you ever get it working.
No.18816
>>18815
why are you so butthurt mate? Meaty is a good lad, he was acting like an autist hotpocketer because it's part of the act
No.18817
>>18815
what did he do to you to get you so buttblasted
aren't you the cuck from yesterday too?
No.18818
>>18815
How mad are you mate? Be honest. I said I was quite willing to unban and vouch for you, but you kept making accounts (more than 5, iirc) and spamming the chat with the most immature and witless tripe that would inevitably get you banned regardless of my presence. Tell me how you're feeling; I'm here to listen.
I am still willing to unban and vouch for you, just stop acting like a spastic.
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No.18820
>>18818
Alright, my name is "snakes_little_cuck". Please unban.
No.18821
>>18815
That would make him just as bad, banning anyone in twitch chat for anything other than spam as in, clogging up the entire window, not shitposting with fake accounts is for pussies and power-hungry hotpocketeers.
No.18822
>>18820
>snakes_little_cuck
come on m8
No.18823
I'm feeling a sense of betrayal and deep sadness.
Now please spectate, I will say "Hi" in the chat and snake will ban me.
No.18824
>>18823
Nope, even worse
>guys, get rid of him GET RID OF HIM. Immature little pick, get rid of him!
No.18825
No.18826
Watch again, I will say "haha" with the least offensive name I can possibly think of.
I will get banned.
No.18827
>>18823
sometimes snake decides "friends only" and bans any name he doesn't recognise. Nothing to be done except join when he's in a better mood / less pissed. Once he knows you it's easier
No.18828
>>18827
The whole point of getting mods on the inside was so that this wouldn't be a problem, rather than them actually becoming some looney's guard dogs and following every one of his orders.
No.18829
>>18828
the fun part (imo) is taking down other groups that are trying to do the same thing as us.
We can unban him tomorrow and snake will have probably forgotten, but we cant change the fact he's an unstable autist
No.18830
Does snake actually have some kind of mental disease?
No.18831
>>18830
I think he's schizophrenic. Like Sam isn't just his imaginary friend, it has differing opinions and thoughts to snake like a split personality. He's also a pretty heavy alcoholic.
No.18832
>>18830
dontlookatmelikethat
No.18833
>>18829
The only thing that is happening is a few people pretending to be his friends while kissing his arse, laughing at every one of his shitty jokes and then banning anyone else who tries to join the chat.
I would much rather there be a shit ton of people driving him even more insane over this pathetic "haha that was so funny snake. those bullies are such babies, must be something wrong with their heads. love you sam, give her a stroke from me <3" shit.
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No.18835
>>18834
Too late for me, I'm trying to get my sleep pattern back in check and I'll end up going to bed at 3am if I start streaming now.
No.18836
>>18835
You could always
;4)
Put it off until tomorrow
just kidding save yourself I believe in you anon
No.18837
>>18833
I think you're kind of missing the point. We wanted to get as many of us in the inner circle as possible (while simultaneously sabotaging everyone else) that means playing up to snakes madness. Most of the time I find funny cause we're clearly taking the piss out of him. We could obviously proper fuck shit up ONCE but then it's game over.
No.18838
I'm off to bed, night lads
No.18839
>>18837
>We wanted to get as many of us in the inner circle as possible
To do what exactly? The reality of it is he now has a few extra people sucking his cock for the last few months for no real purpose or goal other than to continue sucking his cock.
And it's not really "sabotage" if you're going to just ban whoever he demands, including people from here. He has no power himself, only the people obeying him do. He's completely retarded, you could easily get away with various hijinks and mischief with simple lies because he's such a gullible moron.
Fucking shit up one time sounds good, I'm sick of hearing the same 5 lines of his over and over. His next stream perhaps?
>>18838
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.18840
Anyone want to go on Omegle text?
tag: britfeel
No.18841
>>18840
It doesn't seem to be finding you, keeps putting me on with random people instead.
No.18842
>>18841
I didn't bother searching until someone replied, last time no one responded.
No.18843
I'm off to bed. Stayed up far to late again, but it was worth it as I was able to conquer another goal today by using omegle, and I had a decent and fairly random conversation to boot.
Goodnight guys.
No.18844
>>18839
>And it's not really "sabotage" if you're going to just ban whoever he demands, including people from here.
We're not sabotaging snake himself (not yet anyway) but the other people trying to "take over" his stream. I quite enjoy competing against these other groups, we have manipulated him to get rid of several people and give others another chance. Yes it is altogether pointless in the grand scheme of things, but we are mostly losers here with not much else better to do, so as I said before, come up with something else and we'll do it.
No.18845
shreking letrollvisions attempts to get alt mods in feels gr8. They are shitters.
No.18846
>>18831
Sam is also his goalkeeper when he plays footy games.
No.18847
The best way to fuck with him, in my opinion, is to get him a shitload of viewers by advertising his stream on the chans (the /v/ and /vg/ boards especially like him); this is what we did the very first time we found his stream and his reactions were hilarious. We can also say they're hacking so we can't ban them.
No.18848
Benefits finally came in. Well, not the benefit I'd been hoping for, but, it's some money. I'll now proceed to waste it.
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No.18850
>>18849
B A R G A I N
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No.18851
Just a thought.
Was anyone else that kid who was forced to wear Clarks shoes up until year 11 by your Mum?
No.18852
>>18851
I wore trainers until I moved up to high school, where black shoes were compulsory.
Pic related is what I had in year 7, everyone was jealous because they all had the older total 90s.
No.18853
>>18851
Reporting in.
>but anon they are great value and quality
Thank fuck they let us wear whatever in sixth form.
Looking back I must have been straight gangster for all my clarks https://youtu.be/Q_Mr7j4nNNs
No.18854
>>18851
yep, cheap and they don't fall apart, and I was too autistic to care about fashion
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No.18856
>>18852
The perfect footwear for your primary school disco.
These are the ones I remember. With the tongue bit that sticks out.
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No.18860
>>18858
>tfw the mod page still isn't working
lets hope we don't get any meanies in here tonight
No.18862
anyone feel like watching a movie?
No.18863
>>18862
Depends which movie ;4)
No.18864
THIS IS HORRIBLE
I CAN'T COPE WITH THIS
Fucking hotwheels, fix your imageboard.
No.18865
No.18866
We need to finish with Snake, or mess with him somehow. I'm getting tired of him too.
No.18867
>you will never have private movie streaming rooms on twitch again
No.18868
>>18867
I'm pretty sure you'd be fine to do it if you just used a burner account and didn't list yourself.
No.18869
>>18866
Find someone else then m8. There's not a whole lot we can do to him, all I can think of is what I said here
>>18847
No.18870
Since 8chan went down and still half seems to be , my dad phoned me and I took him up on his offer to pick me up and stay at his for the weekend, so now I'm here. Should be a lot easier to sort my sleeping pattern out now, I'm away from my PC and will be spending most of my time interacting with another human. I'm already in bed with the lights off, hopefully I don't wake up at 4am or something stupid.
Goodnight all.
No.18871
>>18870
night mate, good luck
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