No.18873
Start of the month edition
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No.18876
>tfw didn't have to create the new thread
Didn't see ya there threadslave
No.18877
>>18876
>threadslave
oi, just doing my bit for the board m8
No.18878
>>18877
Don't mind me, just all comfy not having to make new threads
No.18879
>>18878
I even waited until midnight so I could tick July off of the calendar.
No.18881
>>18880
yeah, I was thinking about what sort of OP image we'll have around christmas time
w-we'll have to make one special
No.18882
Do you lads ever wank for so long that you end up getting bored of wanking and you have to force yourself to cum?
No.18883
Just 1 month until global economic collapse lads. Got shitloads of food stocked up just incase.
No.18884
>>18883
>Just 1 month until global economic collapse
w-what?
No.18886
>>18885
what happened man
trust me to miss the good stuff
No.18889
>>18888
That's the only thing that could go wrong now. Impressive quads.
>mfw Snake banned Actroll's mate
No.18890
Which noisy minority was the Britfeel one?
No.18891
Got an interview as a delivery driver for Sainsbury's.
I'm scared, what do I do?
Am I supposed to wear a suit to this interview or what?
Anyone else here do this sort of thing? What's it like?
No.18892
>>18891
what's the salary?
a suit is generally a good idea, but for particularly menial jobs it can be seen as a bit ott, in which case just a smart shirt and trousers might be better.
No.18893
>>18891
You can't go wrong with a shirt and tie. A suit might be overdoing it.
No.18894
>>18892
>>18893
That's convenient because I don't have a suit.
Salary is £7.10 and an extra 50p an hour if you're a good boy.
No.18895
>>18889
I swear all of them are either from here or actrolls friends.
There's like 2 others max who aren't involved with either
No.18896
Anyone streaming tonight? If not I can give it a go.
No.18897
>cut my thumb 2 days ago
>tried to pick something up
>pulled the wound open
>blood everywhere
Why must thumbs bleed so much.
No.18898
No.18899
won 11 quid on the euromillions lads
who /highroller/ here?
No.18900
Nice m8, most i've won on lottery is £10
No.18901
I know there's only around 2 people here this time of night, but I need to vent.
Pic related, it's my food.
I usually treat myself to an Indians. For a change I decided to go to the Chinese, I ordered oyster sauce roast pork with plain noodles. I looked on the internet to see what it's supposed to look like before I ordered it and as you can see it's a lot fucking better than this slop.
Regardless I started to eat it, I was quickly disappointed after all the roast pork was eaten within 30 seconds and I was left with a bowl of raw onion and 4 slices of raw carrot in a bowl of watery brown broth. The pictures of mushroom sauce depicted it as a sauce and not some kind of mushroom stock.
WORST of all, they had the nerve and audacity to accidentally slip one prawn into my pork which completely put me off, I couldn't force down another bite after that. Disgusting cross contamination, if I was allergic to shellfish I could be dead.
I will never eat Chinese food again in my life. From this day it's nothing but fish and chips and curry.
Dirty filthy shit. I can't believe that septic tank actually passed through my body.
No.18902
>>18901
Don't worry about it, majority of chinese places are awful, you won't miss out on not eating there anymore. I've had some terrible chinese food before.
No.18903
>>18901
the chinks are notoriously bad when it comes to food/hygiene standards.
now and then you'll be lucky enough to find a decent place, but a lot of them are complete dogshit
No.18904
>>18902
>>18903
Why do we hate pakis?
They manage to run their takeaway perfectly, producing a perfect curry for me every single week which highlights my Monday evening despite the constant hate.
The ning nongs give me the slop of compromise and call it a day.
No.18905
Gonna play some vidya if anyone wants to watch
http://www.twitch.tv/jamster003
No.18906
>>18904
because they rape children.
In spite of their fine curry making skills, that's a hard thing to look past.
No.18907
>>18904
The curry houses in my area are mostly run by Hindus, whom I don't have a problem with as long as they're a tiny minority as they are here.
No.18908
>>18901
Lad let me tell you the horror of my last and final Chinese takeaway.
I had chicken chow main and it was absolutely rancid. No doubt reheated several times. It was complete mush.
Put a fork in to rope out a noodle, out came a cross section of the takeaway. It had lost all consistency you couldn't even hook noodles without them tearing and falling apart.
Never again.
No.18909
>>18908
The slopes have absolutely no pride in their cooking. The Indians do. They will happily serve you a plastic container of bacteria riddled slop that has been heating in the same septic tank for 9 days straight.
You know what? I'm going to stop calling them pakis and I'm going to start calling them Indians.
It's the Chinese I'm after now.
No.18910
>>18904
I fucking hate curry.
No.18911
>>18910
Surely you can appreciate the effort put into it over the Ning Nong slop pot.
No.18912
>>18909
Paki's and indians are pretty different, indians are mostly hindus who don't cause many problems. Paki's are mostly muslim and do cause problems.
No.18913
>>18912
Both are disgusting.
Indians might be worse because they occupy higher positions in our society. Politicians, doctors, teachers.
No.18914
>>18913
No, pakis are worse because they are violent criminals who try and impose their beliefs on everyone.
Indians are smelly and annoying.
No.18915
>this paki shill trying to convince people that it's actually Indians that are the problem
Nice try, mohammed.
No.18916
No.18917
Lads I think we can all agree that hindu's > muslems.
Besides, Indians hate Pakis just as much as we do. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
No.18918
>>18917
yes. Hindus don't belong in Britain either but they are massively more tolerable that muzzie shits.
No.18919
>>18915
morning
Got another driving lesson today. Test is booked for a few weeks time. I have no car to practice in so I'm relying solely on the lessons. How fucked am I?
No.18920
>>18919
Not very, you do the test in your lesson car so it's easier. I never had practice outside of lessons and managed it.
No.18921
>>18913
There's nothing malign about their occupations of such positions, it's merely a result of their culture highly valuing hard work and education. Muslims, coincidentally, don't hold as many positions of power due to the educationally stifling nature of Islam, but are much more of a threat due to the long-term demographic shifts.
No.18922
>people still falling for snakes twitch persona
Here's him without the fake accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YfN1yemV8
No.18923
Since I got a fulltime job, I've come on /britfeel/ less and less. I can't believe Britfeel as a running thing is ten months old aroundabouts, it's been good.
Currently waiting for a parcel to get delivered, turns out Yodel are doing it so it'll come at like 8pm covered in piss probably.
No.18924
>tfw girls you went to school with start hitting the wall
No.18925
>>18923
>yodel
~ Rip anons parcel 2015-2015 ~
No.18926
No.18927
>>18923
>Since I got a fulltime job, I've come on /britfeel/ less and less.
It's been noticeable, more than a few people here ended up getting jobs or spending more time offline during summer or hospitalised/dead, rip lupus.
We should go fishing for more British NEETs and social rejects at some point, before it's just me and one other person remaining.
No.18928
Any idea how someone shitposted on 8/pol/ with my IP?
No.18929
>>18927
I'm so tired at the end of the workday that I just want to sit alone and play videogames, so thats why I don't post so much anymore.
Being around a mixture of normies and for want of a better word, newfags, is so draining. hearing old internet memes (someone said over 9000 the other day with no irony) is the worst thing ever.
No.18931
Anyone want to watch this with me?
http://sync-video.com/r/reDsyWgC
I'll start it at quarter past.
No.18932
>>18931
Starting now on youtube, took me ages to find headphones
No.18933
>>18932
>they pick a coalburning faggot to represent white people
No.18934
>>18933
It got all brokeback mountain real fast
No.18935
Oh god this dinner is so awkward
No.18936
The faggot, his sister and the female teacher aren't even white.
No.18937
No.18938
>"da evil straight white men"
check
No.18939
>a white privilege workshop
No.18940
No.18941
>>18928
If it's a dynamic IP (or mobile Internet or something) you could have ended up with the same IP as a shitposter
No.18942
>"Germans weren't considered white."
Good documentary, 10/10.
No.18943
>>18942
>jews are now considered white
Just finished it, the whole 'we need a big discussion about it' just pisses me off. Like what are they expecting, race has been discussed by all races throughout all times. What the fuck do they want from us.
No.18944
>>18943
>What the fuck do they want from us.
They want everything we've worked for since the dawn of civilisation. They aren't capable as a collective of achieving what Whites have, so they want to simply take it from us and act like they deserved it all along
No.18945
Which are you britfeel ;^)
No.18946
My monitor came lads. Thank you based Yodelman for not shitting in the box.
No.18947
>>18946
Nice one. To replace or a 2nd?
No.18948
>>18945
Mostly alpha, but I don't play fighters or online games, and I certainly couldn't talk in them if I did. I avoid shitty "cinematic" games, but I also can't stand skipping anything if there's a cutscene or a bit of dialogue.
No.18949
The Argentina board is totally destroying us in numbers.
No.18952
>>18947
A second one. Never had a second one at home before but there's just so much more room now for multi-tasking.
just eating a Freddo too. What a good day.
No.18953
>>18891
Don't bother with a suit, but dress smart.
You'll mostly be judged on driving skill and your CRB check when it clears.
>>18894
Jesus FUCK. £7.10 an HOUR?
That's out of fucking line. Go apply at Tesco instead; they pay £7.60 an hour for basic staff. Drivers get £10something.
Downside, they have to bloody earn it. Tesco have more market share then the rest of the dotcom market put together.
>>18901
Shit-tier chinese. Ask around, get recommendations. Don't just go for the nearest one. Go for one that's been around for years, and don't hesitate to switch when the chef changes.
No.18954
>>18952
Nice one, been wanting one for ages but something always pops up first to eat my savings ;_;
why are freddos so expensive ;_;
No.18955
>>18873
Is it just me, or does the standard of behaviour get worse the further south you go?
Went up to Yorkshire for a few days. Wandered around the dales, hit up Whitby for dat beach. (Even if it was high tide all the time and I barely saw sand)
Yorkshire people were super friendly. I stopped in the upper midlands for a while, and that kind of sucked.
When I got back near home Down South and past the Birmingham Speed Camera Breeding Preserve (FUCK BIRMNGHAM), the driving got worse steadily. Got near Oxford, people kept changing lanes for no fucking reason whatsoever. Caravans everywhere.
When I got closer to home, the first thing I saw after pulling off the M40 was a driver and motorcyclist in an argument. On the roadside. On a roundabout. Blocking traffic.
Then I nearly hit someone who was evading a pair of cyclists on a notoriously fast A-road.
One my father nearly died on.
No.18956
>>18955
Gas the northerners.
No.18957
>>18949
It's funny because we were never meant to be the "British board", it's just turned out we're the biggest brit board on 8ch cos /brit/ died out.
No.18958
everyone in snakes stream has turned on meaty
they're all saying that meaty secretly banned them lel
No.18959
>>18958
That will be Actroll and his mates. He didn't seem too pleased when I subtly mentioned his real name, and then I got his mod friend banned by Snake. I'm going to bed now, so my fate is in Snake's hands. I have faith.
No.18960
>>18959
he's weary of you, next time you go in the stream it's probably best if you have a few of us backing you up otherwise he might impulsively ban you
No.18961
>>18958
>>18959
Kek yeah they are so bootyblasted their mod got removed kek
Wouldn't mind fucking with actroll irl
No.18962
>>18959
Apparently some old mod called dave kept joining the stream, banning, then quickly leaving channel. He's been sorted out and banned and I think I managed to deflect some of the heat by saying it was him trying to make the current mods look bad.
No.18963
Meatyrod is a fucking hotpocketing autist.
I literally cannot imagine what his lifestyle is like without cringing.
No.18964
>>18963
>still being butthurt cause he banned you
Get over it mate, you're coming across as the bigger autist because you can't seem to let it go.
No.18965
>>18964
I'd literally have to be CWC level to be more autistic than Meatyrod.
No.18967
>>18963
It's time to get over it m8.
I'm sure it wasn't personnell, kid ;^)
No.18968
>>18965
Except his persona on the stream is an act, you must be pretty damn autistic (or just plain stupid) if you can't recognise this.
No.18969
Went out drinking with "friends" last night and it was so fucking incredibly normie tier I won't get into it, although I do have an Oriental man's phone number. I'm re-evaluating my entire life.
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No.18971
>>18970
inb4 he tries to rationalise taking an asian man's number on a night out as perfectly normal robot behaviour, like he did with having friends, going to clubs, having an ex-girlfriend, and enough other things that I can't remember them all.
No.18972
>>18970
When I'm sober, I consider myself straight, however once I'm drunk I aggressively hit on guys to the point where it's probably sexual harassment.
So probably.
No.18973
>>18972
Sounds pretty gay to me m8
No.18974
>>18969
Get in touch with him m8, this could be the start of something beautiful.
No.18976
>>18975
gonna stay out of his stream cause he already hates you and i don't want him knowing we're in cahoots
No.18977
No.18978
>>18975
I have a fair bit of info, but it's on my home PC. I'll post it tonight maybe, but do keep in mind this is beyond just silly internet shit and more about his personal and family life. He's not an autistic lolcow or anything at least not yet, he's just the definitive normie.
No.18982
>>18978
>keep in mind this is beyond just silly internet shit and more about his personal and family life
doxanon you sly cat you
No.18986
>wanking on the Lord's day
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
No.18987
>>18986
I haven't fapped since Thursday, don't worry morals man. I can't guarentee I'll be able to contain it once I get home tonight and I'm alone in my room. I'll try and abstain until midnight at least.
No.18988
>>18968
Meatyrod probably cums over the thought of being a /britfeel/ moderator.
I know what kind of person he is. When halfchan asks for new janitors, he will be the guy who writes a 4 paragraph email for why he is the right guy for the job.
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No.18990
>>18988
>being this butthurt over something so insignificant
Time for some self-reflection?
No.18991
>>18988
Please stop posting this shit over and over.
No one cares.
No.18993
Why are jobs so terrible. I wish I could talk shit about people I work with here to vent it but its too risky
No.18994
>>18993
Do they look like they browse britfeel
No.18995
>>18993
How could it possibly be risky?
No.18996
>>18994
Some of them throw 4chan memes around and definitely go on 4chan, but I'm more worried about me describing the company too much and getting found out and fired.
No.18997
>>18996
4chan is mainstream, pretty much everyone browses 4chan.
No.18998
>>18997
You're right, its still horrible hearing memes in real life, Quick, lets get 19k before those fucking americans
No.18999
No.19002
>>19000
Safe for another 1000
No.19004
>>18998
they'll be back for our >>22222
No.19005
>>19003
I was going to post "if I get 19k, then I'll start Dolequest again"
Thought it best to not make promises I couldn't keep
No.19006
Can we get 1000 posts tonight?
No.19008
>>19004
They'll be back, but so will I, armed with legacy /britfeel/ OC
No.19010
>>19006
>Can we get 1000 posts tonight?
no
No.19011
>some yank posting in all the miscellaneous britfeel threads
>ignoring the general where 99.9% of all the posts are
No.19014
whoever this was (presumably dolequest guy) I'd rather you didn't m8. They've got their own thread images now and we've got ours
No.19015
>>19014
sorry mate, and you're right, it was me, I just wanted to have a cheeky pop. I don't even recognise the other thread any more. I'm surprised it changed so much.
No.19016
>>19015
>I'm surprised it changed so much.
that's cause most of the original posters came here, it's a different thing entirely now. No point trying to engage with them, generally the only person who will even respond is the one very angry and very determined autist who absolutely hates this place for some reason (probably because it took all the people like him away, but he can't bring himself to move over from 4chan).
No.19017
>>19016
I haven't been back there since this was created.
No.19018
>>19016
RIP
Anyway I'm off to bed. I start work at 5. Kill me, why do games need to be tested so early
No.19019
>>19016
I like this place because you can talk shit about the greasy, burger feening harpoon targets without them interrupting the conversation.
No.19020
No.19021
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>>19020
Anything here you'd like to see streamed?
No.19022
>>19021
Just Cause 2 please.
No.19023
>>18978
Okay so I'm home. Problem is, since >>18975 posted his username in here, it now comes up with this board and that specific post when searching his username in Google (and any other search engine based on Google).
That's a problem.
No.19024
>>19023
If I delete will it disappear?
No.19025
>>19023
The mod should delete that post and we should now refer to him as Actocuck.
No.19026
>>19023
I think I was one of the first ones to post about him and avoided using his username for that actual reason.
I dont know how much control the board owner gets, but if you can add html to the board, they could always put a noindex tag on it.
however, he's an adult man with kids and appears to do a lot of his internet using a playstation, so chances are he wouldnt search himself on google. (Although he might, he does have an ego by the looks)
No.19027
>>19022
I hate that game. Sorry.
No.19028
No.19029
>>19028
>it still appears when you search
WE'RE DONE FOR
No.19030
>>19026
I'm interested in finding out more about him because I got the impression that Snake was scared of him; he'd supposedly made a video mocking snake, insulted him in chat and also threatened his stream with legal action. I know we've fucked around with him but we've not done anything quite as despicable as that. He's also irritating and egotistical in the extreme so at the very least I'd like to see him receive a few pizzas.
No.19031
I just reported all the posts with actocuck in them, did a mod get rid?
No.19032
>>19031
I think so, I removed three or so and then the last 2 I was going to remove were already gone. Hopefully another mod and not a spooky ghost.
No.19033
>>19032
I got those, I was wondering why the others disappeared, good teamwork lad
No.19035
>>19030
he's such an odd character. He has a child (with another on the way) and he talks about getting married to his missus. You only have to look at his twitter to see he's a full on hardcore normie, and yet he feels the need to be involved in the stream of some random mentally ill man. Not only that but he gets all his mates involved too.
I can only guess he's some sort of sociopath that gets off on it or something.
No.19036
>>19021
Deus sex / wow/ wot / theme hospital
I don't really mind lad
No.19037
>>19035
It's like that cunt at school, who wouldn't stop going on about fifa or cod, aged and had kids but never actually grew up.
No.19038
>>19035
Indeed, it seems that there's a group of at least 4-5 of them who regularly visit the stream. They were all backing each other up and failing miserably when their mod got banned, which made it all the more hilarious.
No.19039
>>19035
also I'm aware of the implications of what I said given that we're doing something similar, but we're not the ones with kids and wives and all that bollocks to worry about
No.19040
>>19030
>pizzas
The best I've got is his full address circa 2013, but I can't tell if he still lives there or not without some kind of stakeout.
Up for some reconnaissance work, Dorset-anon?
No.19041
So what else can we do if this doesn't get removed from Google?
Would a last resort nuke the thread work?
No.19042
>>19041
I don't really know how Google works. Won't the result you get from searching it right now be a cached version?
No.19043
>>19042
I'm not sure either, we need a Google pro
No.19044
>>19035
>>19030
What does he have against snake?
What is this legal action for?
No.19045
No.19046
>>19044
>What does he have against snake?
nothing as far as I can tell, which is why I presume it's just a game to him
>What is this legal action for?
There was nothing genuine for him to go legal on, he just said it to scare snake (cause he knows snake doesn't understand that sort of thing)
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No.19048
No.19049
>>19047
>waited till the Lords day was over
Well done anon
No.19050
>>19045
Good point, I'd have to post it anyway even to confirm it.
Fuck it, here's what I've got so far: https://gho_stbin.com/pa_ste/am_36r remove underscores, download a copy to your hard drive, and don't post it anywhere unless you want it attributed to you
Everything here is stuff anyone can find using Google or social media sites, no black hat shit.
No.19052
No.19053
>>19052
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
I'm off to bed myself actually, I need to be up at 9am for an appointment.
No.19055
>>19050
how do you even find all that? Are you a /cow/boy or a, whatever /baph/ users are?
No.19056
Anyone panic when you hear the phone ring?
The door is fine, but I can't stand the phone.
No.19057
>>19055
I'm neither, it's mostly just morbid curiosity combined with aspergers.
The rest is just taking advantage of how much shit people put on the web about themselves under an identity. Once I get going I can spend hours browsing through their and their families various online profiles looking for leads.
No.19058
>>19056
I panic with both, I usually freeze up completely until the phone stops ringing or the person at the door goes away.
No.19059
>>19057
I can be a stalker shit sometimes, mostly just on fb though
No.19060
>>19056
a few years ago yeah, now I'm ok with both thanks to meds and therapy
No.19061
>>19056
I'm the opposite. A phone is fine but the door means I actually have to face someone, that's way worse.
No.19062
>>19029
Google indexing will take a while lad
No.19063
Just got back from work. How can i hate my colleagues less?
There's a promotion position going. A guy whose been here 4 weeks with no prior experience is going for it. I have 2 years experience in this area and I don't want to go for it because I hate some people who work there.
No.19064
>>19063
>How can i hate my colleagues less?
I've never had "colleagues" before, so I couldn't tell you.
No.19065
why do all these young girls wear jeggings? Don't they know I can see their asscheeks wobbling beneath? Do they not understand?
No.19066
>>18953
Mate, that was literally the highest rated Chinese place on justeat. It was about 4.5/10
There are ones rated 2-3/10.
No.19067
>>19065
I've been thinking this for a while too. Like when they're wearing leggings with only a t-shirt that covers the top quarter of their arse, and their cheeks are bouncing around all over the place in public.
It makes life hard for me whenever I have to walk behind girls dressed like that.
No.19069
>>19068
>tfw job interview tomorrow
No.19070
>tfw this heat is making me melt
No.19071
>>19067
>tfw you specifically detour so you can cycle behind the girls in jeggings
No.19072
Curry night tonight, lads
CURRY
NIGHT
No.19073
>>19072
Lets hope they dont fuck it up this week.
No.19074
>>19072
I just had a curry my mum made, confirmed for curry night.
No.19075
>a robot successfully hitchhiked for months throughout Europe and Canada in an experiment of goodwill
>goes to America to try the same thing
>destroyed within a fortnight
No.19077
No.19079
>>19076
The attackers "haven't been found" but you can guarantee it was dindus
No.19080
We're off the search results lads, someone double check it for me (be sure to not use a loaded jewgle account so no biased results)
Also
Z_akwilki_ns97: has m_eatyro_d tried coming back yet?
What happened?
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No.19081
>>19080
It's gone for me too, even on startpage.
We /stealthmode/ now.
No.19082
>>19080
Banned. I haven't been on his stream today so I don't know when it happened, but I think we know who was probably behind it.
>>19081
We /stealthmode/ now.
No.19083
>>19082
He told zac he didn't want to talk about it so unsure how we'll get an answer out of him.
I bet the cuck was behind it too, we need to know the reason to make sure he didn't google himself yesterday
No.19084
>>19083
he's patrolling the stream, probably to avoid any attempts to win snake over
No.19085
>>19084
Supposedly gone now, can't check the channel viewers though as on mobile.
We need to wipe all our usernames of this board so if someone could report all posts containing rods user that would be great.
No.19086
>>19085
He chose a good username, all that comes up when you google him is porn.
No.19087
>>19086
Kek nice.
Also report all direct links to snakes channels. All 3 of them hue.
No.19088
>rod removed
>new mod that's never been seen in channel before
Hmmmmm
No.19089
No.19093
>>19091
brilliant, but how would you get it to him?
No.19095
>>19094
>>19091
Kek, nevermind, I'm retarded. The Twitch pm message is in bold. Is this any good?
No.19096
>>19095
Good, but isn't Actroll's name red?
No.19097
>>19096
It's that light blue colour for me. You can edit it if it's red for you though to make it more legit.
No.19098
Lads, I can't cope. I thought I would have got over this after a nights sleep but I didn't. I was out with my normie friends from uni yesterday. I'm going to have to speak to them for the first time since the incident tomorrow and I don't know what to do.
Occasionally my roommates drag me out but this time was different. I don't think I can recover. One of them was spinning a pen round and jokingly said "truth of dare" during predrinks. Obviously people kept asking sexual questions or very personal thing until it landed on me.
The spinner looked me straight in the eye and said
>This is personal, I don't know if I should ask it or not
I just sat there praying to god he didn't ask exactly what I knew he was going to ask
>HAHA, just ask him mate, he doesn't mind
>mate, what could be more personal than we've been asking you?
He looked away for one moment before his piercing eyes stared right at me again, that moment felt like an eternity. I knew exactly what he was going to say, I've seen the look before.
>…Are you a virgin?
Help me please.
No.19100
>>19098
Live by the normie, die by the normie
No.19101
Right lads how do we turn snake on acuck
No.19102
>tfw going through and reporting any incriminating posts
>tfw shitty 8chan means that it gives me an error half the time
the shit I do for you guys
No.19103
>>19098
they knew it from the moment you stepped out with them. They can smell the robot on you. You may masquerade as one of them, but in the end you are only prey to them.
No.19104
>>19102
Good job m8 THEY'RE GONE
No.19105
>>19098
As the autist I am, I would have just bluntly told the truth. If they thought less of me for that, then fuck 'em, I'm used to being alone anyway.
What are you really expecting by asking a bunch of friendless NEETs for advice about your social dilemmas anyway? It should be us getting help from you, not the other way around.
No.19106
>>19102
Yeah, the site sporadically goes to shit and becomes a pain to use - you're doing God's work. What are we actually going to do with him when we're untrackable though?
No.19107
>>19106
Say mean things about him
No.19108
>>19107
work out if he's /cow/ levels of weird? he seems like a normie, but then why troll snakes stream, just to bully?
No.19109
>>19105
yeah, I always did that, probably could have lied, but I don't see the point
No.19110
>>19107
Woah m8, let's not be hasty. I know he's been a twat but I think that would be too far.
No.19111
>>19108
I think it's just to find someone to fuck about with, being a normie loser with kids and no future must be hard, probably looking for ego boosts etc.
>>19110
Sorry forgot to say that I'm an absolute madman lad.
No.19112
>>19105
I have no social skills.
They just occasionally drag me out because I'm always in my room all day.
I expect it to be fun, but it never is.
It's just several hours of avoiding awkward situations. It's actually quite difficult sometimes.
No.19113
Daily reminder that Meatyrod literally cannot smell the scent of hotpockets warming up in his Mums microwave over the stench of his own body odor from years of obesity and gluttony.
No.19114
>>19113
Admire your dedication lad
Night guys
No.19115
>>19114
Goodnight mate, have a nice sleep.
I'm off too, I didn't get much sleep last night so I've been dead tired all day.
No.19116
Anyone still awake?
Any cool kids without a bedtime still here?
No.19117
>>19116
Yeah. I go to sleep at lunchtime.
No.19118
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is brilliant, watch it all the way through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVBjfHzdI4
No.19119
Work for the first time since Friday, sitting in the canteen waiting to start and I feel like complete shit. Ate something Friday that set my stomach off all day Saturday and still don't feel 100%.
No.19120
>>19118
I thought this was going to be about dank waifu simulators.
>can a robot consent to sex
Fucking feminists
>>19119
My biggest fear of getting a job/going outside is needing to shit and being unable to reach the toilet.
No.19121
>>19113
>still this assblasted
No.19122
>>19120
People always complain if you leave the shop floor without telling them, but I tell them to fuck off and that I'm not a five year old that has to ask to use the toilet.
No.19123
>>19122
Good on you lad.
I'm trying to look for a room for rent in a new city. So many normies advertising. It's going to take all my energy having to go outside and meet people/look round flats.
No.19124
No.19125
>>19124
Supermarkets are miserable places mate, I understand.
No.19126
No.19127
>>19126
the shelf stackers wouldn't let me waggle my willy in the aisle :(
No.19128
>>19127
Haha epic mate just epic
No.19129
No.19130
>>19126
The salads are shit.
Still just shitty cold pasta. They need to step it up and compete with m&s salads.
No.19131
>>19129
Missing a "nuts are shit" option
No.19132
>>19129
Never had any other than peanuts.
No.19133
No.19135
>>19134
KICK 'IM KICK 'IM
I WANT 'IM GONE!
No.19136
>>19133
Me too. His "anti-bully" shit is incredibly hypocritical when he's the one ganging up with his mods and "friends" to boot innocent viewers off his stream and slag them off, but I think that's also part of what makes it so funny.
No.19137
No.19138
Time to get drunk all by myself.
No.19139
>>19138
>tfw no alcohol to get drunk by myself
No.19140
>>19139
>not ALWAYS having an emergency bottle.
No.19141
Lads, I think I'm getting £100,000 from life insurance?
What do?
I've never seen more than £500 in my bank before.
No.19142
>>19141
Don't spend it, invest it for passive income.
No.19143
I don't know why I stayed up this late.
Goodnight guys.
No.19144
No.19145
No.19146
>>19141
keep it in a bank account with good interest
No.19147
>ugly girl at work keeps looking at me when she walks past
>first ever hint of interest from a female
WE /CHAD/ NOW
No.19148
No.19149
>>19148
I say ugly, she's objectively about a 3 or 4 out of 10, but I find her almost cute in a quirky sort of way.
No.19150
>>19149
Take a picture for us lad.
No.19151
>>19141
>>19142
This. That amount of money could be turned into millions over the course of your lifetime with some low-risk value investments. Spend some time learning about the stock market first though.
>>19146
Not this, unless you're going to spread it across multiple bank accounts in different countries. Certainly don't put it all in one British bank.
No.19152
>>19149
personality can do a lot
that and willingness to sleep with you
No.19153
On my SECOND cup of coffee this morning, lads.
No.19154
>>19149
Going to need a pic lad
>>19153
Madman
No.19156
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's a very interesting video for anyone who's bored.
No.19157
>>19151
He said bank account with good interest, so he can't mean a British bank
No.19158
>>19156
Can't see embed m8
No.19159
No.19160
>>19156
>>19159
Not finished it yet, but pretty spot-on so far.
I was already aware of this type of thing due to the IRC circlejerks that were shitting up halfchan's /a/ and /v/ over the last several years, but this type of intentional manipulation, disruption and subversion became a lot clearer to me during GG and while being on 8chan. The most common one is when one or two anons start shitting up nearly every thread on the board with half-truths and vague claims against the board owner / moderation team, or a subset of the community (weebs, consolefags, KLK fans, /pol/acks, etc.), trying their best to get others to hook on to these "memes" and repeat them until they become widely accepted. Sometimes it's just for keks, but often it's to dissolve the sense of community, overthrow the mods, or to push a political agenda.
It pays to be aware of these kind of things, because once you are able to point them out with convincing evidence or create a successful enough counter-meme, it can be fought against or squashed.
No.19161
>>19160
So that's kinda like how those couple guys from halfchan tried to talk shit about this place.
Fortunately they were completely retarded and said totally opposite things (one said we were extreme wizardchan level autists, one claimed we were massive normies) and therefore it was so obviously bullshit.
No.19162
>>19160
You don't need to put memes in quotation marks like that, the word has been corrupted to mean image macros to the public but really its an idea spreading through the mass consciousness, coined by dawkings I think, a combination of memory and genes.
It really bothers me when I see image macros referred to as memes, especially by Normie's, because they don't even understand where the word comes from.
Other than that I've got no comment, I've not watched the video as I'm in a pub alone again getting day drunk.
No.19163
>>19161
I had a fairly strong suspicion that at least one or two of the people shitting the threads up over there were in fact anons from here attempting to create more reasons for other anons to make the switch from halfchan to this board, while simultaneously creating somewhat of a cold and disconnected shitpost-arena over there.
I'd say it worked fairly well in conjunction with some "manipulation" of my own, which was to consciously:
1. Post using full sentences and punctuation.
2. Drop the greentext, textspeak, and shitposting, i.e. "lmao n1 m8 imo lol"
3. Write more in-depth responses to other anons.
These things which can realistically only take place on a slower, less populated board give the impression of high quality discussion, and I've found that it inspire others to do the same.
However, it only takes one person to burst in with a gif of korean girls, or asking "who /420blazeit/ here?", to influence the more shitpost-inclined anons to go back to their usual posting habits.
>>19162
Good point, I guess it's because we're currently on an imageboard that I used quotation marks to differentiate it from the more common "ebin maymay" usage.
No.19164
>>19163
I'm pretty happy with how this place turned out. A bit more activity might be nice but it serves it's purpose well, and I enjoy the security of knowing shitposters and tripfags can't come here and ruin it like they can with any halfchan thread.
No.19165
>>19164
Do we actually ban gloating normies here?
No.19166
>>19160
This has pretty much destroyed the /pol/ board on here. It's barely recognizable to how it was after the first major exodus from cuckchan; insightful discussion is now the exception rather than the rule, and it has been accomplished through the use of the subversion techniques listed in this pic. The most notable example of this I can remember was the creation of the false dichotomy between "rulecucks" and people who wanted free speech. Those in the supposed "free speech" camp then used it to spam anime pictures and cuckold porn.
>>19162
You're right, the term did originally refer specifically to image macros but it has evolved over the last few years. My second pic was for me the salient slide of the presentation. Memes are present in the entirety of human communication, and through their clever usage, any idea can be implanted in the minds of millions without them even realizing that the it might've been manufactured by someone with an agenda.
No.19167
>>19164
Me too. Things nearly went very differently too, I won't forget thinking it was all over back when I posted >>1117 .
>>19166
It's almost funny, /pol/acks were the ones to arm /v/irgins and other anons up to the teeth with the knowledge to spot subversion, co-option, "shilling", and how to counteract it at the very start of GG, yet it was supposedly, and according to much-repeated opinion, their own board that suffered most due to the very same techniques, only a couple of months later.
And to top it off, 8/v/ is still bretty good, despite countless attempts over the last 11 months to shit it up and overthrow the board owner.
No.19168
Is parking a truck on truck simulator similar to real life?
Because I am so fucking good at this. I should be given a license right now.
No.19169
>>19168
That's pretty impressive, I can reverse into trailers to hook up with them just fine, but I can't reverse into the defined space with a trailer at the end of a delivery for shit. I think it's actually more efficient for me to just skip the parking and lose the bonus, and avoid all the repairs and late delivery costs I would gain from failing to park all the time.
Whether it's like real life or not I'm not sure, it could perhaps be even more difficult due to it being much harder to get a sense of spatial awareness using a two-dimensional screen + mouse/controller than sitting in a real lorry cab.
No.19170
>>19165
So far there have been no gloating normies, they know we'd be on them like flies on shit.
No.19171
>>19170
Not him, but the tinder success stories were pretty fucking gloaty. For example, see:
>>16454
>>16535
>>17927
My personal rule is that as long as a normalfag understands that not everyone in the western world is doing as well as they have been able to in life, and they at least try to give useful advice to others rather than berating them and implying "you must be a troll, nobody is that pathetic", I can tolerate them.
I think the self-proclaimed "cyborgs" are worse. They pretend to be on your level, complaining about "normies" and such, but then they reveal that they have friends, go out drinking on the weekends, regularly talk to girls on or offline, have kissed at least one girl, have had one or more girlfriends, have lost their virginity, etc., and yet still think they are in anyway in a similar position to you.
Not saying I would ban them if I was a mod, but I never have any sympathy for their normie world problems.
No.19172
>>19167
>look back at the post you quoted
>the first reply to it was me
No.19173
>>19171
I was the guy who posted about the girl asking for my whatsapp. I thought that kind of success story (one which is utterly insignificant to your average normie) would be acceptable here. The other two about fuckbuddies and shit I agree are too much for this place.
We don't want arrogant normies but successes like getting a job or having a bit of social interaction shouldn't be outlawed like wizardchan. It seems like a fair few posters have started out as complete robots but improved their lives WHILE posting here, for whatever reason.
No.19174
>>19151
Anywhere good I can read about investments?
I'll probably never see this much money in my life again and I'd like to do something worthwhile with it.
No.19175
>month halfchan ban ran out today
>banned again 10 minutes later
I literally cannot stop shitposting, it's becoming an addiction.
Fortunately I'm going off 4chan and using this place more.
No.19176
>>19175
just don't shitpost too bad here, what did you get kicked for anyway?
No.19177
>>19176
I cuckposted on /pol/
No.19178
>>19174
/r/personalfinance
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/wiki/windfall
The basic rule is to never spend more than you 'earn' from the interest. If you leave it in a mutual fund gaining 5% or so a year it will start to snowball, even bigger gains if you start paying more into it from a job/career.
100k at 5% interest will grow to 162k in 10 years if you don't pay a penny more into it.
No.19179
No.19180
>>19178
Also just for fun, 100k starting at 5%, increments of 10y;
162k
263k
430k
700k
1,140k
This is how investments snowball over time. My advice would be to spend as little as possible and support yourself with a career.
No.19181
>>19173
>It seems like a fair few posters have started out as complete robots but improved their lives WHILE posting here, for whatever reason.
It's been like that for me too, I'd lived like shit for years until recently, where I've been making some fairly mundane but still significant improvements to my life, like washing regularly, sleeping at night, and going outside. It's been falling apart a little recently though, I haven't washed since Friday and I've been sitting at my computer all day into the early hours of the morning. My willpower seems to have fucked off somewhere and left me behind.
I also agree that success should not be a bannable offence, but I do think it's worth giving a quick backstory to display how much one has turned their formerly NEET / hikki / virgin / friendless / etc. life around, rather than simply bursting out with "im meeting a girl i met online tonite. guna get sum fuk, wish me luck lads" or something.
No.19182
No.19183
>>19178
>100k at 5% interest will grow to 162k in 10 years if you don't pay a penny more into it.
find a single UK bank account that pays 5% interest (that will also allow you to deposit that amount of money)
No.19184
>>19183
We're talking about stocks.
No.19185
>a boat of another 700 african migrants has capsized on the way to Europe
I feel twisted for even thinking this but I genuinely hope they all die. I pray that every single one of them fucking drops to the bottom of the ocean before they can reach our shores.
No.19186
>>19184
oh whoops, I didn't look at the previous post and presumed it was responding to the posts about sticking it in the bank
No.19187
>>19185
Why the fuck don't they just put padlocks on the backs of lorries?
It it really that difficult?
No.19188
>>19187
I assume they actually bribe the lorry drivers, I mean if it was that easy to get into the back of lorries, there would be so much stolen shit.
No.19189
>>19188
I seen a video where they put cones in the middle of the road to try and stop the driver and then they just ran into the back.
No.19190
>>19183
Yeah was talking about mutual funds/tracker funds rather than savings accounts
No.19191
>As you have recently purchased an All-in-One15, we thought you should know that it is being replaced with the £20 All-in-One20.
Welp it was good while it lasted
No.19192
>>19187
They break the locks.
No.19193
>>19188
Add more locks.
Or bigger locks.
No.19194
Well guys, I accidentally deleted all my porn when I upgraded to windows 10. I don't know what I'm going to do now.
No.19195
>>19194
More like you accidentally installed windows 10.
No.19196
>>19194
>not vowing to use windows 7 until microsoft finally stop supporting it.
No.19197
>>19195
>>19196
Because new software is always bad right guys?
LOLOLOLOLOL
No.19199
>>19197
Top quality shitpost, mate.
No.19200
>>19198
Fine, I'll bite.
What's wrong with it?
No.19201
>>19197
how's that buyers remorse treating you?
inb4 >buy
No.19202
>>19201
Windows 10 is free…
No.19203
btw guys snake is in a good mood so if you want to get in there nows the time
No.19204
>>19203
Watch this, I'm going to go into snakes chat and say "hello".
He will reply with some shit like
>IMMATURE LITTLE PRICK, I WANT HIM GONE
>BULLY
No.19205
>>19204
Whoa. He just said
>he's not a bully, I'm not going to ban him just for the sake of it
I am surprised.
No.19206
>>19204
mr butler btfo because he's not saying anything nasty.
No.19207
No.19208
>>19207
A non-existent dog inside snake's head, that occasionally asks him questions, worries about things, or looks at him like "that".
No.19209
No.19210
>>19208
>>19209
Right then. I was just expecting it to be some guy he is talking to in skype or something.
No.19211
>cant get a job
>cant even get a volunteer job im so shit
>kind of glad because im terrified of leaving the house
>but i know i am fucked when parents die
>so i feel horrible at the same time
>mum has cancer and dad hates me
>hate myself so much i cant even look myself in the mirror
>no friends
>degenerate sexuality
>generally stupid and lazy
>constantly shifting between completely depressed and full of anger and wanting to kill something
>tfw
No.19212
>>19211
>degenerate sexuality
If you're a cuck I have no sympathy for you.
No.19214
>>19212
share with us anon, I'm a deviant, so I'll probably have it or know about it at least
No.19215
>>19194
>Non-free software
No.19216
No.19217
>>19214
I think most people who spend a lot of time at the computer end up being sexual deviants of one kind or another.
No.19218
No.19219
>>19214
>>19212
>>19217
I like twinks, traps and sissy stuff. Including imagining myself as the sissy. Most of the time I like girls though. It's probably a 60:40 split.
No.19220
>>19219
At least you're not a cuck…
No.19221
>>19213
the Pedo-detection stuff is for anything uploaded to onedrive, and anyone who uploads anything to the cloud and expects privacy is an idiot.
Otherwise, everything can be turned off, and there were similar features in previous versions of windows anyway. Am I completely protected from backdoors? Of course not but it's pretty much impossible to be without going full on paranoia mode and using only gentoo.
Anyone who doesn't know how their computers privacy settings are sorted deserves to get raided imo.
No.19222
>college starts this month
>no laptop
>no backpack
>no money for anything
>not even to cover travel expenses
No.19223
>>19211
I've mostly know those feels at one point or another, but I'm not quite sure what you're referring to with "degenerate sexuality". If you just mean "regularly fap to things that no person with a healthy mind should", sure.
I know what you mean with the mirror too, when my depression was at it's worst around 5 - 6 years ago I would often burst into tears at my own reflection. I didn't particularly do anything to get out of depression either, I just didn't kill myself and after a couple of years eventually became numb to it. Now I'm mostly either flat-lining or in a pretty good mood.
>>19219
I've fapped to all of those things and worse many times, but when it comes to real life as in being outside and seeing real people, not in my room alone with a computer I'm 99% straight.
There was only one time I saw a person who I thought was really cute that made my heart go dokidoki, but they turned out to be a really feminine looking boy, so that's why I say 99%.
No.19224
>>19222
>no money for anything
>not even to cover travel expenses
Say you've got aspergers, I managed to get free taxis to college that way.
I do actually have aspergers though, so that probably made it easier.
No.19225
>>19224
I don't think I could get a diagnosis of aspergers over the course of 3 weeks even if I wanted to
No.19226
>>19218
I need my video games m8.
No.19227
>>19222
You getting bennies lad?
No.19228
>>19227
Nyet
I tried reapplying for JSA but they'd switched to universal credit and it takes 6 weeks for the first payment to go in, I wouldn't be eligible for it by then
was thinking about ESA but I think I've missed the boat with that now that I've started college. The problem is I got my loan application off late so for the first month or so of college I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do
No.19229
>>19227
That reminds me, as well as free taxis I was also getting £30 a week from EMA not to mention the good boy bonuses, which were like £200 a year due to my family being poorfags. I believe they've since scrapped EMA in England, but I think it's still going in Scotland and Wales.
No.19230
>>19204
>>19205
I fucking told you he was in a good mood lad I'm not a liar
No.19232
>Hideo Kojima emails Snake every morning to ask how Sam is
No.19233
>>19232
Dont look at me like that.
No.19235
Does snake kick you if you mention sam?
No.19237
>>19235
Only if you ask who Sam is, or question Sam's existence. If you play along, probably not.
No.19238
I want to see what snake is looking at when he talks to sam.
No.19239
>>19219
pfft, that's fucking tame, there's about a million people who've got that. I say go for it
No.19240
>>19238
A MGS diamond dog patch
No.19241
>tfw on snakes good side now
No.19242
>>19241
Told you mate, you just gotta catch him on a good day, now you're in there
No.19243
>>19242
He's actually a decent streamer when he isn't going through a manic episode.
No.19244
No.19245
>>19244
This sounds believable.
No.19246
>>19243
he's bipolar? or are you just guessing? I mean there's obviously something wrong wIth his brain
No.19247
>>19246
Someone said he's a paranoid schizophrenic.
I don't know what he has wrong with him.
He has huge mood swings though.
No.19248
I'm off to bed, maybe tomorrow I will actually have that shower I've been telling myself to have all week.
Goodnight guys.
No.19249
>want to use linux
>no linux support for my favourite games
why
No.19250
>>19249
>>19226
Install Linux on one hard drive
Install Windows on another
On the Windows installation install your games and steam etc and nothing else. Don't even use the internet browser on it. You'll need to keep Internet Explorer for Steam to function properly but don't install any other browser and don't actually browse the internet on it. Don't install anything else. Disable as many unnecessary services as you can and keep it lean. It's fine provided you use it exclusively for games.
Linux gets more games all the time now anyway. https://www.gamingonlinux.com/index.php?module=calendar
All the Total War games are getting ported. Arkham Knight is getting ported which means the other Batman games are like to also get ported eventually. Company of Heroes 2 as well. There's a bunch of other good games, this is just off the top of my head. It's just getting started and more will come out, especially since Valve is supporting it.
Non-Steam games can also be run through WINE.
No.19251
>>19250
>Company of Heroes 2
That's my main jam. That, Arma 3 and some others are keeping me on Windows.
However I'd prefer to not have to switch OS just to play games since I do a lot of things simultaneously.
No.19252
>>19251
Arma 3 is also coming to Linux I believe
No.19253
>>19249
Most of the games I play are either emulated or old enough that they'll more than likely work in WINE, so that's not a particularly major factor for me.
The only things really stopping me from moving to Linux right now are:
>poor hardware support
>virtually none of the same music production or DJ software, and the Linux alternatives aren't as good would be solved by dual-booting, but I'd rather not have to do that
>being CLI savvy is absolutely required to do anything more than the most pleb tasks
>mindfuck of a directory structure at least to those who are only familiar with the Windows one
>attempts at using Linux in a VM often end in me breaking something important, being unable to fix it, and needing to reinstall the OS for the hundredth time
The last three are admittedly due to me spending the last 18 years of my life using Windows exclusively, but then again I didn't expect things to turn out quite this bad 5 or more years ago.
However I may just say fuck it and force myself to slog through the learning curve for a year or two if MS are going to be pulling shit like this:
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3068708
>This update introduces the Diagnostics and Telemetry tracking service to existing devices.
No.19254
>had to take a train for the first time in months if not years
>smelly paki family in the same carriage
>their children are constantly crying and shouting BABA
J U S T
U
S
T
No.19256
>buy two big bags of fancy cheddar and onion crisps
>my mum gives me a container of some every day so that I don't jus eat them all in once
>they taste like shit, more like dodgy prawn cocktail
>end up on the 2nd bag
>these ones actually taste like yummy cheese and onion
I'm so confused. Did I accidentally pick up the wrong flavour for the first one? Or was it just a dodgy bag? They looked identical. Mums thrown out the old bag now so I can't even double check.
No.19258
Why the fuck is there another tube strike?
I can't wait until these cunts get replaced with robots.
No.19261
Got an interview tomorrow for a senior game testing position that I applied for internally. Anyone want a cheeky job if i get it?
No.19262
>>19261
Would it pay enough to commute to from London and can I only work part time pls ;4)
>>19258
Tell me about it lad, had to sweat it out and walk pimlico to Paddington
Fuck I hate being around other people. At least in London you're pretty anonymous.
No.19263
>>19258
There's a photo floating around online that shows the terms they refused, they're just taking the piss at this point.
In other news, I've ended up in the pub day drinking alone again. I think this is starting to be an issue.
No.19264
I hate it so much when cashiers start putting stuff in a bag for you before you've even said if you want a bag or not.
Why the fuck can't they just ask if I want a bag.
No.19265
THIS EYELASH IS KILLING ME
IT FEELS LIKE MY EYES ARE BEING EATEN OUT
No.19266
>>19265
CANT GET THE EYELASH OUT
I CANT EVEN SEE IT
HELP ME OR KILL ME
No.19268
>>19264
>tfw too pussy to go to the shops alone
No.19269
>>19266
check the bit eyelashes grow in, I get them growing into my eyes sometimes
No.19270
>>19269
It feels like its at the top of my eye.
And its still there.
No.19271
Does anyone run 'i could do this right now' through their mind when out and about? For example;
>(when driving) I could crash into the car in the opposing lane and probably kill both of us
>I could jump in front of this train
>I could punch this guy in the back of his head
No.19272
>>19271
Yeah, I get pretty bad intrusive thoughts.
I can't really stop it either.
No.19273
>>19271
Yes, all the time. The urge to open the car door while blasting down the motorway is probably my most common one.
No.19274
>>19272
>>19273
Good to know I'm not alone lads.
No.19275
>>19265
Iktf, truly there is no greater hell. Once I notice one in there I just have to get it out even if it means scratching my eye to fuck
No.19276
My Dad if fed up with me working part time.
He said he was going to get me a "proper" job.
He literally thinks I have the skills to do any kind of real work. I wonder how long it will take him before he gives up.
No.19277
>>19276
This means he wants you to move out.
No.19278
Who wants to come on an adventure with me?
>tfw you go on an adventure and some chavs yell 'OI OI OI!' at you and it ruins the mood
No.19279
>>19278
I always get pissed off when people (Read: women) say they want to go on an adventure, and travel but don't know who the fuck they are.
I don't care what movies, or TV, or books tell you, traveling wont expand your worldview, at most you'll see some poor people, pet some endangered animals doped up to their eyeballs and feel a bit uncomfortable for a couple of weeks.
When I was in uni I spoke to various people who had taken a gap year and went travelling, said it was like an adventure, but they never had any concrete way to show how it had bettered them. No one ever does.
If you want to become a better person, change your worldview through books, both fiction and non-fiction. In my opinion the best adventure you can have is a weekend away in a charming little hotel or B and B in the lake country, or somewhere nice and sit down and read a shitload, no distractions, maybe 2 or 3 walks through the countryside.
Sorry for the rand, it wasnt specifically aimed at you, and I understand by adventure you mean more local, and that's the good kind of adventure, finding something new about where you live that not many people no about, it's like becoming cultured on a small scale. I'm just a little drunk and in an off mood.
No.19280
>>19279
nah
real life doesnt really offer adventure
when you read lord of the rings for instance, it just shows the good stuff
you never see the bit where they have to dig a hole and shit in the woods and wipe with leaves or they never show you how legolas keeps his hair so clean and straight
even the elves. theyre supposed to be these pure and magical beings with amazing beauty and wisdom. yet they still must shit like everyone else. i wonder if galadriel ever got diarrhoea
real life is crappy and mundane
No.19281
>>19280
>even the elves. theyre supposed to be these pure and magical beings with amazing beauty and wisdom. yet they still must shit like everyone else
how would you even know this? They don't age, they don't naturally die, why would assume they have to shit? It seems very tolkein-esque to say that shitting is a dirty human thing beneath elves.
No.19282
>>19280
The crappy and mundane parts are what make life a real adventure. (Also, I just read several chapters of a book where a guy spend 3 days trapped down a well because a teenager took the rope out, he almost starved to death and he looks worn out as shit now, if you read the right books, you get the right experiences)
The grandiose is nothing without the shit that gets you down on the other side, we need lows to make the highs that much better, whether it's the joy you get from shitting during work and thinking that you're getting paid to shit, or the rush of adrenaline when you're running from some pikeys down the beach.
The every day routine stuff you do, the cooking yourself a nice meal, with multiple parts cooked in different ways that you sit down to eat. You just think to yourself. "Wow, it's like I'm a real adult"
That's what makes it all amazing.
No.19283
>>19280
Also, continued from >>19282 please notice how I say books lie to you about adventure, but you should improve them, that's because the grandiose adventure isn't real, and those aren't the sort of books you should be reading.
Is LOTR a fun as shit book? Sure, but I don't believe it's made me a better person.
No.19284
>>19281
they eat
therefore they must shit
No.19285
>>19284
That's going by logic of existing creatures. What if they have super efficient digestive systems that produce no waste?
No.19287
No.19288
Can anyone identify this car?
No.19289
>>19279
GAP YAH twats are some of the worst people you will meet at uni.
No.19290
>>19277
I can't afford to move out. I earn like £460 a month.
And I probably spend about 3/4s of it at least.
No.19291
>>19288
Looks a bit like any Lincoln made in the 70's, 80's or 90's
No.19292
>>19288
I don't know shit about cars, let alone vintage ones. Try asking >>>/o/ .
No.19293
>>19282
Boiling spaghetti and pasta sauce doesn't mean you can cook.
No.19294
>>19278
Yeah, sounds good.
No.19295
>>19279
I disagree, I think going to different places is great, fun and interesting.
Although people do get cool stories out of it, just being somewhere else is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC2noEIZsLk
No.19296
>tfw you will live long enough to see tube drivers replaced with computers
You know the best part? Nobody will have any sympathy for them. This is exactly what they deserve.
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>>19298
It's normally dead at this time, most anons start going to bed.
Admittedly I haven't posted much today because I've been "busy" tinkering around with things on my computer.
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No.19304
>>19302
>goodnight
I just got up
No.19305
>>19304
I havent slept, at least you're keeping good hours, are you one of the anon with a job?
No.19306
>>19305
I haven't slept either, but I woke up at 10pm.
No.19307
Had a horrible horrible dream last night that I got a girl pregnant. Woke up sweating, I couldn't get back to sleep.
Not a good nights sleep, lads.
No.19308
>>19307
what's so bad about that?
No.19309
>>19308
I'd have no money to do anything I enjoy
I'd probably have to sell my car and get something like a Citroen Picasso
Lots of financially crippling things that would make me give up things I enjoy.
And the girl in my dream was a top slag so there's that too.
No.19310
>>19309
I never want kids. Plus pregnancy freaks me right the fuck out, you ever seen those videos of the kid moving inside, it's like the alien or some shit, it's disgusting
No.19311
>>19310
It's pretty great imo.
No.19312
Work today, it's stopped getting me down like it usually does, but the book i'm reading is in total control of my emotions right now and I feel like everything is falling apart.
In reality life is going super well but I feel too connected to this book. The worst part is I'm pretty sure there's not going to be a happy ending.
No.19313
>>19312
I hate that. Feeling so connected to a character you feel what they do, then the story ends.
No.19314
>>19311
being pregnant? I honestly think I would kill myself if it ever happened to me
not that it ever will, but, you know, if it did
No.19315
>>19309
>>19310
My thoughts on having kids changed a lot once my sister gave birth to her daughter.
Up until the moment I held her in my arms I was firmly against the idea and even regrettably wished my sister would think about getting an abortion, but right now my niece and her adorable smile are probably the only things on this earth that can immediately fill me with overwhelming happiness. Watching her grow and develop from essentially a mindless, squirming lump on the floor, into a playful walking, talking well, nearly little person with her own personality has been a life changing experience.
She's inspired me to improve my own life as well, because I'd like to be someone she can trust and look up to with respect, rather than continuing to be a useless waste of space and all-round bad influence.
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No.19317
>>19315
Iktf mate
>tfw your babby nephew looks up to you
>tfw you know the older he gets, the more he will understand about you
>tfw it inspires you to change and be someone he can continue to look up to.
No.19319
>tfw seen cousins baby grow up and still hate kids.
I'm not surprised though, I was raised to hate everything at worst, and be completely emotionless at best.
No.19321
>>19315
I hate holding children. I always feel like I'm going to drop them and they die.
It's not like you're holding a cat or a cup where there's no serious damage if you drop them.
No.19322
>>19321
When I said holding her in my arms, I meant when she was newborn and I could sit down in a cradle position, I'd never stand up or walk around holding her.
Now that she's 14 months old, she weighs a tonne, and the most I can do without damaging my weak muscles is lift her for a couple of seconds to move her away from the dangerous shit she always makes a bolt for. The last time I held her properly while standing up for a couple of minutes, my arm muscles were aching like mad for about 2 days.
No.19323
>>19322
How fucking weedy are your beansprout arms?
No.19325
>>19323
Extremely. I'm underweight and have sat at the computer all day for most of my life, besides a bit of walking this year.
No.19326
>>19325
Get yourself a cheap set of dumbbells mate. You could bulk up to the level of a normal human being within a month or two with very little effort. My shoulders are fucked from accidentally lifting too much so I really do envy people who can lift.
No.19327
>be super pale
>decide that today I will go outside in the sun
>within 2mins a wasp and a fly decide to attack me
d-didn't want that tan anyway
No.19328
>>19326
>You could bulk up to the level of a normal human being within a month or two with very little effort.
I dunno man, I'm like borderline anorexic even though I've been consciously trying to eat more recently, and I'm still struggling with all the other things I'm trying to implement in my life like sleep pattern, personal hygiene, bedroom tidiness and daily routine.
Which reminds me, it's been a whole week since I last had a shower or washed, I better do that now.
No.19329
>>19328
If you want to bulk up you should go with calorie dense foods like peanut butter. If you're really struggling then you could even drink mass gainer shakes. I agree that it's probably best to wait until you can eat adequately before lifting.
No.19330
>>19290
>I can't afford to move out. I earn like £460 a month.
uh well that's probably why he wants you to get a real job, dumbass
No.19332
>>19330
I know that. He wants me to move out now which I can't do.
He wants me to get a real job which I can't do.
Dumbass.
Bitch nigga.
How dare you speak to me like that. You had an entire day to come up with a reply and that's the best you do?
I'm going to screencap your post, frame it and laugh at it when I'm feeling down.
Please tell me where you live so I can laugh in your direction.
No.19333
Alright lads. Had that interview for the senior game tester position today. Work was shit and the normies were pissing me off. I hate videogames
How are we all doing?
No.19334
>>19332
>You had an entire day to come up with a reply
I'm not even the same anon you were originally talking to, I just saw your post, the dumbassery of your comment, and decided to point it out.
Nothin' personnell, kid.
No.19335
>>19333
what's the pay lad
No.19336
>>19335
Not entirely sure. I talked to someone going for the position and he said he asked for £16k which would be below the minimum I'd ask for.
Since there's a second interview stage, I'll ask about it then, if i get one. But I'd ask for at least 18k.
No.19337
>>19336
what are you getting currently as a standard tester?
No.19338
>>19337
Just around 15k (£7.50ish an hour) but its on a dodgy 2weekly recurring contract so I want something secure more than i want a promotion
No.19339
>>19338
well good luck mate
hopefully they won't just go for the cheaper option (and hopefully you're worth the extra dosh)
No.19340
>>19339
cheers m80, might show them dolequest as part of my 'previous work portfolio' but I'll let you lads know how it all goes.
Just had a good takeaway too, the weekend is here
No.19341
a-any streamfeel tonight lads
No.19342
>>19341
Was going to try streaming planetside 2 but my connection can't handle both lad
No.19343
>>19341
I'm off to my dad's again tonight so I can't, unfortunately.
Maybe next week I'll have my life a bit more organised, I fell into a pretty bad lapse this week.
No.19344
>>19334
And I explained how it was undumbassery.
And all you have left is your shame.
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>>19344
No you didn't, all you said is "b-but I can't! B-bet you feel stupid now huh"
You're a joke
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>>19347
I actually debunked your entire argument from head to toe and made a public mockery of you.
I cannot even imagine the sheer humiliation you must be feeling right now.
Want to know why the thread is dead, matey? It's because they are all keeled over laughing at you.
No.19351
>>19350
>I can't get a job
>I can't move out
wow, great argument! haha, what a fool I look now, who could argue with that solid logic :v)
No.19352
>>19351
A solid argument lol.
Now you've resorted to shitposting. Fortunately I have empathy so I'll just be the bigger man and give you a patronizing smiley face.
:)
No.19353
>>19352
>Now you've resorted to shitposting.
gotta fight fire with fire, right lad :v)
No.19354
>>19353
This will be my last post, make the most of it.
, btw I'm a cunt
No.19355
>>19354
>, btw I'm a cunt
glad we got that settled mate
No.19356
>>19355
Wow, didn't know about that wordfilter
, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt, btw I'm a cunt
No.19357
>>19296
> No strikes
> 24/7 service
> No annoying half-assed announcements
> No preachy rambling over the tannoy
Truly, it will usher in a golden age.
No.19358
>>19356
It was one of the first if not the very first wordfilter on the board.
No.19359
>>19356
>wordfilter
what are you talking about :^)
No.19360
I started reading some Evola, it's much easier to follow than I thought it would be, and I am quite enjoying it. I always used to think I hated reading, but then I just realized I was reading shit books.
No.19361
>>19357
You should see the depictions for the self driven tube trains.
They have larger doors, mate.
Larger doors.
No.19362
>>19358
I am truly the worst. How couldn't I have known this?
No.19363
>>19360
I've found this too, plus I find that reading really helps improve your concentration and your mental state in general.
No.19364
>>19362
No idea how you missed it, people have fallen for it enough times:
https://8ch.net/search.php?search=%2C+btw+I%27m+a+cunt&board=britfeel
I was the first person to do so in fact.
No.19365
>>19357
The tube trains in London aren't already 24/7?
I'm surprised.
No.19366
Ate too much, now I feel sick.
No.19367
>>19360
>>19363
I can't read for shit, attention span of none when it comes to books. Unless it's a book intended for children, I can still read those alright I think.
No.19368
Books are for nerds, losers and boring people.
No.19369
>>19367
It's like a muscle, the more you read the better it gets. I'd advise reading something light if you wanted to get into it, stuff like Terry Pratchett or Douglass Adams. Heck, even Young Adult shit as theres a load of that these days,
No.19370
Do you suffer from any of these mental distortions?
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No.19372
>>19371
You want to make me?
No.19373
>>19372
I can if I have to mate :'v)
No.19374
>>19368
>nerds, losers and boring people.
That could easily be /britfeel/'s subtitle, and it wouldn't be wrong.
>>19369
That's a good idea actually. I usually make the mistake of taking other anon's suggestions, and it's always way to heavy for me straight off the bat, and I usually fail to get past the first page.
No.19375
the one thing I've noticed about the shitposters here, is that there's only ever one around at a time. I dunno if it's always the same person but they never seem to cross over.
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No.19377
>>19375
Learn the difference between some friendly banter and shitposting.
No.19378
>>19377
>friendly banter
>>>/brit/
No.19379
>>19378
Nobody has posted there since Wednesday.
No.19380
>>19377
I don't think you know what banter is if you thought that was banter.
No.19381
>>19379
well once you give them some of your mad banter that will soon change!
No.19382
>>19380
It's being a huge cunt. But when someone looks offended you just give them a light push and tell them it's only banter.
No.19383
>>19382
I see. That probably works better in real life.
No.19384
>>19374
A lot of people online are super serious /lit/ and I dont see the point of it, everyone has their own preference, and no matter what you read there's a chance it's going to make you think, make your concentration better etc.
I suggested Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett because while they're Sci-Fi and Fantasy respectively, they're comedy based making them seem lighter and easier.
Although Pratchett varies greatly, depending on which book you read, the newer stuff is a lot better.
No.19385
What are you lads doing this Friday night?
No.19386
>>19381
I have just unloaded some absolute top banter on /brit/.
No.19387
>>19386
Well done mate, good job being a madman. Better hope they don't find out it's us and come bother us though.
No.19388
>>19378
>someone tried to make a britfeel on there
>someone linked to our board
>"why the fuck is that board bigger than ours"
/brit/ normalfucks BTFO
No.19390
>>19389
was for >>19388
But I plan to spend my Friday night right here.
No.19391
>>19385
Stare at my phone and try to pass time
No.19392
>>19391
Know that feel, I'm to physically tired to do anything, but not mentally tired enough to sleep.
I've also got a bunch of stuff to do downstairs but I'm trying to avoid my dad. I haven't spent more than 20 minutes with him altogether over the last 3 weeks. It's going somewhat well.
No.19393
>>19392
>but I'm trying to avoid my dad.
why?
No.19394
>wank into a condom and tie it up. Planning to see what happens to it over the course of a year
>take it out 1 week later
>the stench is horrific
This isn't going to end well
No.19395
>>19393
He's a douchebag that hates absolutely everything and everyone. It's taken me until recently to realised a lot of the things he said to me and the way he acted when I were a kid fucked me up quite a bit.
No.19396
Snakes in a good mood tonight.
No.19397
>>19396
that noizy cunt won't stop trying will he lmao
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>>19398
literally look in the chat
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No.19403
greenie here, haven't posted in over a month
Just feel like venting a bit lol, I walked into the gym today and this hot girl smiled at me, I smiled back awkwardly then quickly looked away, she then smiled at me again when I walked past her later, afterwards she came up to me whilst I was next to these autism spectrum girls playing with medicine balls, she whispered in my ear and said 'those girls are so fucking weird aren't they?'
I wish I had the balls to talk to her lol but I had just used a fleshlight before I went, got onto 10 days no fap the other week and felt great. Pretty sure I now have oneitis over this girl now because she's the only person that has come up to me and flirted. Really desperate for sex lol, how do I not fuck up?
No.19404
>>19403
sorry m8 we have a new shitposter there's no room for you here now
No.19405
>>19403
You're a waste of space.
No.19406
>>19404
I'm not coming back, just thought I'd see how everyone was doing
No.19407
>>19406
Good, everything here is good. No shitposting.
Move along please.
Everyone is happy.
No.19408
>>19405
>yfw you will never make it
:-)
No.19409
>>19403
>>19406
>asks for advice
>I'm not coming back
well what was the point honestly?
No.19410
>>19408
>he thinks he is a worthwhile shitposter
No.19411
>>19409
Because I'm starting to make it, I now realise shit posting negative stuff all the time on here and 4chan just makes things worse for yourself
No.19412
>>19411
Could just post like anyone else instead and talk about how you're improving like the rest of us do.
Unless you're too much of a slug for that
No.19413
>>19412
He's an attention whore. Of course he can't.
No.19414
>>19411
is this an elaborate troll or are you really that much of a douche that you came here just to say "hey guys my life is good now so I won't be coming back to this shithole"?
No.19415
>>19414
Neither, I haven't made it yet. In just saying if you want to get out of neetdom you need to get 4chan, it helps
No.19416
>>19414
He needs a ban l o l.
No.19417
>>19416
why so you can cement your place as the supreme shitposter? don't think so m9
No.19418
>>19415
Well I've got out of neetdom and could even be on my way to getting a gf all while posting here regularly. So who knows
No.19419
My Dad told me to sign up to NHS jobs. Apparently I enter in my qualifications and they will email me suitable jobs. I have pretty much no qualifications and these are the jobs it's suggesting me.
> Consultant Paediatrician - Salary: £75,249 - £101,451
> Associate Director of Procurement - Salary: £65,922 to £81,618
> Consultant Neurologist - Salary: £75,249 - £101,451
> Consultant General Surgeon with an Interest in Upper GI - Salary £75,249 to £101,451 pa
Well, should I apply?
No.19420
>>19419
I'd trust you with my brain, what's the worst that could happen.
No.19421
>>19419
>Consultant Paediatrician
PAEDO'S OFF OUR BOARD
No.19422
>>19421
I'm more interested in the Consultant Neurologist.
No.19423
>>19394
where did you get a condom?
No.19424
There are 20 active users right now.
What the fuck.
No.19425
Should have been asleep an hour ago. Not even tired.
No.19426
Attention all cool people who's bedtime is 2:00.
This is our time to shitpost.
No.19427
On the way to my dad's I realised I'd not had dinner yet, so he bought me a KFC at 11pm. Now I'm going to bed, it's pretty late but it's better than 5:55am at least.
Goodnight guys.
No.19428
>>19316
tranny, fmt
And I fell asleep at 5 in the afternoon, and now I feel like shit. Anyone awake?
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>>19428
So you're interested in cutting up corpses but find pregnancy disgusting?
I find pregnancy really magical.
No.19431
>>19430
you remember that?
And yeah, I'm fucked up, I know, I don't mind it happening to others, but if it happened to me I would kill myself probably
No.19432
>>19428
Well obviously if you're trying to be a man, it would be pretty shit to do the most womanly thing possible (getting pregnant / giving birth)
But to those who aren't sick, it's probably a better experience
No.19433
>>19432
true, being reminded of my body fucking sucks
No.19434
>>19431
I can remember details about other people quite well.
No.19435
>>19434
could be useful I guess. not sure how though, but still
No.19436
>>19435
maybe you should join /cow/ or something, knowing things about people is useful there
No.19437
>>19434
Me too, but I think it's only due to the fact I don't have a social circle, workmates, or peers of any kind. Leaves me a lot of mental space for details about various anons, internet personalities, and series of events.
It's a little strange though, because offline I generally have an abysmal memory.
No.19438
>>19437
Yeah, exactly the same here.
Creepy level of memory when it comes to people but terrible when it comes to a lot of other things, like keys, bags, locking doors and dates.
I also remember a lot when it comes to games, but I might just play with retards.
No.19439
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Are you tired of suffering? Are you fed up with the mechanicity and materialism of this world and of this society? Do you want to know the mysteries of life and death, to meet the Gods, the Devas, the Elementals of nature and to experience the Truth directly?
Hidden in all of the ancient traditions, we find the path that leads to true Happiness, to the joy of the Divine. It has been taught by many Masters throughout the ages, but it was always veiled in allegory and symbolism.
You can learn the way that leads to ultimate Liberation from Suffering, and it's not some edgy shit for teenagers, it's not making sigils and hoping they work and deluding yourself, it's not living in paranoia of aliens and of the government.
It's beyond this, and it's much more serious. We call it Gnosis. This is the real deal, brothers. It's not a quick and easy work, it takes a lifetime and a lot of effort.
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>>19439
This is some next level shitposting right here.
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>>19442
It is outside, but my house is old and stays chill well. bitch to heat though
No.19445
>>19443
;)
>>19444
You can put more layers on for the cold but can't take any off for the heat ;_;
No.19446
>>19445
yeah, I prefer it this way, although I end up having to use three blankets in winter sometimes
No.19448
Just asked a girl out. FUCK.
No.19450
oi oi lads how's it going
had a really nice salmon for dinner
still feeling nervous about starting college
No.19451
My neighbor gave me 2 5mg diazepam pills to help me sleep after I was complaining that I've completely lost track of my sleeping routine.
Anyone ever taken this to sleep before? Is this even enough?
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>>19449
Update : she said yes. We agreed to go out saturday
Then a little white later she came back to say she had forgotten she actually had plans that day.
End it all lads
No.19456
>>19454
sorry also i love dick got some other stuff come up aha :((((
omg cassy this chad is so hottt i decided to go out with him instead, he just got thru the chanel tunel :PPP
No.19457
>>19454
Did she say to arrange another time or did it just end at "I forgot I have plans"?
No.19458
Well, I went out tonight with work. The girl I thought was into me very obviously wasnt into me and called me a freak and I dont think I can ever show myself at work again,
Im going in tuesday then running away with a gay friend to the other side of the country,
I dont know wtf is going on anymore.
No.19459
>>19458
Why are you running away with a faggot to the other side of the country? Also why did she call you a freak?
No.19461
>>19458
>tfw suspect a girl at work might like me
>tfw reading this post
Well thanks for the warning
No.19462
>>19459
Because he is the only one that answered my 3AM phone call, and he lives on the other side of the country.
>>19461
Yeah, I didn't consider there was an "I'm completely wrong" option so I'm not sure what to do now.
No.19463
>>19462
Why are you running away?
No.19464
>>19463
Because I don't feel like I can show myself at work again, so I may as well disappear somewhere instead of sitting around the house.
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>>19458
>The girl I thought was into me very obviously wasnt into me and called me a freak
what did you do to deserve that?
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>>19455
>>19456
>>19457
we've re-arranged for Sunday.
But, she said that her work rota doesn't get confirmed until Saturday
>inb4 "oh sorry I just found out I'm working late maybe some other time"
No.19470
>>19469
But anon today is Sunday
No.19472
Just got my 5km down to 22:24. I'm glad I started doing cardio; that feeling when you push yourself to the point of almost throwing up to break your previous best is amazing.
No.19473
shoutout to the robots in this thread who AREN'T improving their lives in anyway.
r-represent
No.19474
>>19473
I'll do it tomorrow
No.19475
The downstairs toilet is broken and I've shat in it.
How do I deal with this? I literally have no clue.
No.19476
>>19475
What's wrong with it? Is it just not flushing?
No.19477
>>19476
There is water in the top bit but when I flush it water just doesn't flush out.
No.19478
>>19477
Have you tried opening it up and checking everything's connected? All toilets are inside is a place where the water comes from and a pulley system so the flush pulls up a seal at the bottom to let the water out, usually the flush just disconnects from the pulley when its not working.
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>>19478
Yeah, there's a pulley and it's working properly. But there's a tube that I can't see inside.
I'll have another inspection in a moment, but I don't want to be too long or my Dad will start to suspect that the toilet's broken.
No.19480
Anyone else done something productive today?
I cleaned the mold off the shower head after it occurred to me that I'm just spraying traces of mold all over my body every time I wash myself.
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>>19482
It all depends who, if it's some smug tosser then I enjoy watching them fail a lot. Anyone else, not really.
No.19484
>>19482
I voted no because overall I don't like to see people fail, but I do enjoy watching arrogant normies fail. The question is too broad
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No.19486
snake has a new thing. He's noticed when he knocks a guard down, the cry of pain sometimes sounds like "DOWN" which he finds incredibly amusing
No.19487
No matter how bad your life gets. Even if you're homeless, scrounging around for 20ps so you can afford 4 cans of tramp juice, eating a pasty out of a bin and wearing tescos bags for shoes. You will NEVER be as hopeless as Meatyrod.
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>>19487
and no matter how bad it gets, you will NEVER be as pathetic as the autistic fuck who is still obsessing over someone who banned them in a stream.
and no I'm not him
No.19489
>>19488
It's about the principals.
No.19490
>>19488
I think he is just shitposting at this point, which makes him even more autistic.
No.19491
What other boards do you use on 8chan?
No.19494
Anyone else get really irritated when videos make one small part of it slow motion but they don't shot it in regular motion first?
No.19495
>tfw sitting on the computer wrapped in a towel after a nice hot bath
No.19496
>>19495
great feel tbh
I had sausages and mash earlier, now I'm chilling in bed
No.19497
>>19491
/v/, /tech/, /improve/, /musicprod/, and I occasionally post on /r9k/, but the relatively new /feel9k/ seems a lot more like my type of people so I'll probably be going there more instead. I sometimes go to /b/ if I'm really bored and nothing else is doing it for me, but that's a fairly rare occasion.
Other than that, I often just look up and down the board list for something that piques my interest, which is the same way I found /britfeel/.
>>19494
Earlier this year I wanted to get more into /pol/, but the most of what they talk about honestly just make me want to end it all, so for that reason I tend to avoid it.
No.19498
>>19497
I meant to quote >>19492 for the second part.
No.19499
I have never came so much from a single wank as I have right now.
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>>19497
Yeah, I honestly stopped being so political because it just depressed me. Maybe I'll get back into that stuff once I'm feeling a bit better.
>>19496
hope those sausages were halal la ;4)
No.19501
>>19499
what did you blow your load to?
No.19502
>>19501
Nothing really.
Unusually I just masturbate on routine and force myself to get an erection through porn. Today I just really wanted a wank.
I have to do this more often.
No.19503
>>19497
I feel more motivated to exercise and improve myself on /pol/.
It can be sad, for example seeing a little white girl's skull smeared across the pavement after being stomped by a group of niggers, little boys being tortured and disabled women being gang raped. But I prefer being aware of the Judeo-negro menace than not.
No.19504
>>19502
>I have to do this more often.
Doing it more often will likely have a detrimental effect on the quantity of your jizz. Doing it less often anywhere between 3 to 7 days is good will give your body enough time to generate a huge load, and makes the orgasm feel much more intense.
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>>19504
Fuck that. I usually masturbate 2-3 times a day. I was talking about just doing it once.
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>>19505
>2-3 times a day
fug
No.19507
>>19506
That's not that bad. Once every 12 hours and an optional one in the afternoon.
I recall trying not to masturbate for a week for 4 consecutive weeks when I was unemployed.
Sometimes I couldn't cope, so I would start watching porn and jerking off until there was precum and then I would suddenly stop, put my dick back inside my trousers and try to forget about it.
Why did I torture myself like that?
No.19508
I haven't fapped in two days, but that's quite easy for me because my sex drive has been really low recently.
No.19509
>>19503
>seeing a little white girl's skull smeared across the pavement after being stomped by a group of niggers, little boys being tortured and disabled women being gang raped
Honestly, that kind of shit doesn't really phase me. I got desensitised to extreme imagery many years ago thanks to the internet, and I'm almost completely disengaged from society so "social issues" just aren't in my life at all.
It's the ever-increasing surveillance and "everything needs to be illegal" shit that makes me want to shoot myself, and I've come to learn this country is one of the worst for it.
>>19505
Well, carry on with forcing yourself to get an erection with porn then. I've been there and done that, so I'm not judging you, I've just personally found fapping more pleasurable when I leave it for a few days, which isn't so hard for me now that I can go for walks and stuff.
If all you do is lie in bed on the computer all day, it's understandable that you would fap multiple times. There's not a lot else to do as a non-creative hikki besides imageboards, animu and vidya.
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>>19509
It's just became something of routine.
When I wake up and when I go to sleep.
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>>19509
The gore isn't what is upsetting, it's that loads of innocent white people are slaughtered by packs of niggers.
The most depressing thing for me is the mainstream anti-racism that has infected the masses.
No.19512
>tfw no qt streamer to watch
No.19513
>>19511
I see what you mean. The "anti-racism" and "equality & diversity" propaganda they have up in places like hospitals, health centres, job centres, and other government funded services really puts me on edge, it's unnerving as fuck and even feels threatening to a degree.
I saw this one in a mental health clinic the other day, which is ironic considering they are promoting a mental illness.
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>>19513
That one is really popular, plastered all over schools and youth clubs.
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>>19513
isn't this design stolen from fckh8? The one that makes videos of underage kids swearing and kissing, and the owner had his last name legally changed to sissyfuck?
I hate this shit.
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>>19512
I miss that qt polish linux girl.
No.19518
>>19516
She's not streaming ;4(
>>19517
She was qt. Also the Irish qt with the annoying bf /cuck, forgot her name
No.19519
Didn't mean to stay up this late, where did my ability to apply self-control go?
Goodnight guys.
No.19520
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-_-T_BZ24&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/V/B0-_-T_BZ24&feature=youtu.be
No.19521
>>19520
I'm not gonna watch the video but the comments are great
No.19522
>>19520
Just giving them exactly what they want.
The mighty BBC.
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>>19520
video's gone, what was it?
No.19527
>>19515
it's from stonewall, which is less shit
No.19528
>>19526
I can still view it.
No.19529
>All Snake wants it to play Metal Gear Solid 1 on his PS4.
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>>19526
>>19530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-_-T_BZ24
You need to sign in with a Jewgle account to watch it however.
No.19533
>>19532
https://www.youtube.com/v/B0-_-T_BZ24&feature=youtu.be
I watched it like this and read the comments on that link. No Jewgle account.
No.19535
>>19531
>imageboard
>posts the full URL link
No.19536
>>19535
Posting the URL link takes 8 key and mouse presses
Posting the imageboard link takes 10 key and mouse presses
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>>19537
Enjoy it mate, assuming they send you the right one.
My mum's doing a chicken stir fry tonight, haven't had that for a while.
No.19539
>>19538
I think the two weeks of wrong orders were my fault.
I caught myself asking for a tikka masala last week before quickly correcting myself.
Enjoy your stir fry.
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No.19541
>>19522
>I-I won't cuckpost anymore
No.19542
Right guys, I'm feeling motivated, and don't want to end up sad and alone. I have the mind for programming, going to learn how to make an android app and rake in the money.
No.19543
>>19541
I'M SORRY
FORGIVE ME
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No.19546
Where do I buy jeans from?
I've been wearing the same pair since I was about 17 and they have a huge gaping hole in the crotch now and no pockets.
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>>19546
I got my newest clothes from a mixture of Asda and Primark a couple of months ago, and I don't have any complaints. I'd been wearing jeans and t-shirts that were several sizes too big for me for years, so it's nice to not look like a clown for a change.
That was the first time I had been clothes shopping for about 8 or 9 years though, and I was just looking for relatively cheap but still decent looking stuff.
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>>19549
Seriously I can't even relax on my bed without my back getting sticky.
Fuck off summer
No.19552
Wow, you get some complete degenerates at McDonalds when you go this time of night.
These people are just disgusting.
No.19553
>>19552
I went to McDonalds around this time with my dad the other week, and there were chavs everywhere, both inside and all around the car park.
I didn't even realise chavs were still a thing, I thought they'd mostly died out around the late 00s.
No.19554
>>19553
Yeah, that's one of the things that surprised me.
I think they only come out at night.
No.19555
I'm off to bed, or at least I will be after I've changed my bedsheets. I forgot to change them earlier in the day, so now I have to do it while I'm really tired and it's boiling hot in here. Not fun.
Goodnight guys.
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>>19557
Morning, did you sleep well?
I've been lying here awake for an hour even though I've only had 3 or 4 hours sleep, because I kept waking up in a sweat. I was drinking loads of water each time to keeo hydrated, but of course that meant I had to get up for a piss eventually.
A really uncomfy night overall, too bloody hot.
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