No.4534
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
>quiet night in with a cup of tea edition
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No.4536
fuck I didn't update the calendar.
>nearly 1/4 through 2015
No.4537
>>4536>>4536You also didn't date the thread. This is an utter fuck up. You should be ashamed of yourself.
No.4538
>>4537You're right, it's an absolute shambles. Although I never realised the threads were dated , btw I'm a cunt
No.4539
>>4538You didn't realise there was a wordfilter in place for that face either by the looks of it.
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No.4541
>>4538Aye if you noticed the subject of each thread is the date. Now the catalog looks all fucked. But no worries. I'm sure no one will notice nor care. It just pecked my head seeing it out of place slightly as I love neat and tidy file names and desktops and the catalog was conforming to a pattern and now it's not.
No.4542
>>4539Oh, no. I thought the board owner got rid of the wordfilters a few days ago? Anyway lads I tried to take the initiative and it didn't go well.
britfeel has truly outgrown me with it's new fangled conventions
No.4543
>>4542I think he only got rid of man = brah. Testing:
, btw I'm a cunt = :_^_)
green = g_r_e_e_n
No.4544
>>4543He might have missed that one,
No.4545
I-it's happening lads.
No.4546
>>4544I kept that one because unlike "man" or "green" that stupid face was unlikely to come up except when shitposting.
:v) this version still works for what it's worth
No.4547
>>4545I dig the retro style
No.4548
>>4547my favourite gaming platform is the amiga 500 so I'm trying to keep it to those standards.
Hoping to get this menu done today just to get a feel for the game up and about
No.4549
No.4550
>>4548Excellent, I've got a picture somewhere of me aged 4 sitting at my dad's old one, good times. Barely remember it though, only games I remember are super frog, morph, and some addams family platformer.
No.4552
I don't enjoy anything anymore
I wonder if Steam will refund my purchase of pillars of eternity, seen as I've never gotten a refund anymore.
No.4553
No.4554
Nout on tv lads ;_;
No.4555
>>4545sweet mate, looking forward to it.
No.4556
>>4546Sick, yeah it's usually the case to be fair.
>>4545Looks great man. Are you going full chip tune? Amiga games had some of the best sounding tracks ever.
No.4557
>>4552https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=8360-wejc-2625#refund>As with most software products, unless required by local law, we do not offer refunds or exchanges on games, DLC or in-game items purchased on our website or through the Steam Client. Please review Section 3 of the Steam Subscriber Agreement for more information.Try playing some older games, ones from your childhood you never completed maybe.
No.4558
>>4556I can't into music at all, I'm not sure. if you want I can just pirate some relevant songs?
>tfw saw sabrepulse live once in 2008 No.4559
>>4557It's well known that Steam will give one full refund per account, mate
No.4560
>>4559Not well known enough to appear on a google search, it's mostly just people being pissed off they don't do refunds.
No.4561
>>4558That'd be a travesty. I'm fairly sure there's an anon in here who said he had 10 years music experience. A simple chip tune track can be knocked out in a matter of hours.
No.4563
>>4561get started m8 you're hired :v)
No.4564
I'd like to offer my services as a talented and experienced ideas-guy
No.4565
>>4564I welcome any and all ideas and lurk all britfeel threads.
No.4566
>>4565can I be a marketing guy pls
No.4567
>>4562>>4563Don't worry about it. I'll see what I can do.
No.4568
>>4566yeah ok. When it starts getting some offensive content will you post it on tumblr?
No.4569
>>4568that sounds decent, yeah lad
No.4570
>>4560that's because it's unofficial and you have to pester them a bit
>>4565so is it going it be VN style or what?
No.4571
No.4572
>>4570probably not. There were a group of people who were posting when I stopped working on dolequest 1 who were looking to start a VN. This will potentially be a hotline miami ripoff.
No.4573
>>4571Fuck u for making me give him a view
>dae depressed it sux lol Normies
No.4574
>>4571Kill all normies
>>4572cool, good luck with it lad
No.4575
>>4567>>4572What sort of music do you have in mind anyway? Electronic/neo-80s in the style HM is very much within my capabilities, not sure if it would fit your setting for the game though. Seeing as you've got amiga graphics in mind, I can easily knock up a late 80s or early 90s sound.
No.4576
>>4572Thought of a good idea for wagequest
So each chapter/level will start with a normal neet event; going to job centre, getting a takeaway etc. It will start nice and mild with no violence and just the dialog/'story' until it reaches a trigger point (I'm going to have to sanction you anon) at which point it turns into Hotline miami modo and you kill all normies. Then after you complete the level he wakes up from his daydream, says "y-you too" and runs away. /Essay
No.4577
>>4575I want to be careful about setting the game in the past in case it limits gameplay but considering I decided to start it about an hour ago I guess anything is open.
Something with a noticeable dreary dull generic UK town would be nice of you can somehow portray that. Do you have any examples or a soundcloud? I can understand if you don't want to spam your links here.
The game starts when you find a job after a long period of unemployment at some dull place like an office. I guess the guy will get sick of his job and go on a one man beta uprising. That will likely be the plot of the game.
No.4578
>>4576kek, I like it! Kind of like the pre and post murder bits in hotline miami
No.4579
What physical exercise have you done today /britfeel/?
No.4580
>>4579walked 4 miles to work and 4 miles back :v)
No.4581
>>4580That's a hefty walk, don't you have a bike?
No.4582
>>4575Also, I had this thought while walking to work today listening to the prodigy. How possible do you think it would be to redo this with the lyrics "Normies must die".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407GWFMdiuE>>4576I'm really liking the idea of a trigger point where things just reach their limit. Like seeing a chad with a gf or girls laughing at you and the whole aesthetic changes to a murder simulator.
>>4581It's quite a nice walk, even though I've only been there 3 days it's good to clear my head before getting home I guess.
No.4583
>>4579I forgot to do my workout fuarrrrk
No.4584
>>4577Fair enough. It's hard to get "dreary dull generic UK town" without getting out the guitars, and while I do have one (and a bass) I've never been any good at playing it. Maybe I can make a webm or something with a few clips of bit and pieces I've made in the past.
>>4582Hm, electronic rock isn't really up my alley, but I've never tried it I guess. It's best to stick to making original tracks (or "heavily inspired" tracks) anyway rather than just directly copying a pre-existing track.
No.4585
>>4582>tfw saw prodigy when I was 14I was at the front too in the 'mosh pit', everyone was taking these pills that I had never seen before, I was the smallest guy there too kek
No.4586
>everytime I try to argue about feminism on 4chan /v/ my captchas start getting changed to the impossible to solve black and white ones
Fuck me, I don't usually get tinfoil about this kind of stuff but this is the third time this has happened to me now.
No.4587
i'm starting to get a bit carried away lads
No.4588
>>4587that looks really nice actually.
No.4589
Anyone still up?
Mio-chan
No.4590
fuck man, this film is giving me good feels
you should all watch it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340377/?ref_=nv_sr_1 No.4591
>>4589Yeah, still here. I'm savouring all my potential late nights now.
No.4592
Yeah. Still awake. As per usual. What you up to?
No.4593
>>4591yeah, I'm sure you must appreciate them all the more.
>>4592Listening to really shit music in the hope that I'll eventually stumble upon some good music
this is what I'm on currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQd5OEl1W-Q No.4594
>>4592going to finish watching
>>4590 then I might watch saw afterwards. Never seen it before.
No.4595
right lads going to bed
sleep tight
No.4597
>>4595Goodnight, sleep well.
No.4598
>>4593I'd keep looking fella, you've not found it yet.
https://youtu.be/bDFMt5u5aIo I'm listening to this on Spotify, performed by Elinor Frey. She's absolutely wonderful.
>>4594Yeah I was thinking of giving it a go. But to be honest. Rarely watch television be it programmes or films at all.
No.4599
I'd still like us to do the VN. It could be the bridge between dolequest and wagequest that explains how he got the job.
No.4600
Won the euromillions AGAIN lads, won't be long before I'm rich and can fully fund the dolequest dev team.
this time I got £3.30, but I bought two tickets so it's technically still a loss
No.4601
>>4600Buy us a freddo m8
Spread the wealth
No.4602
>>4599mitebcool. I was just thinking of starting DQ2 with the main character getting a job through the job centre. It starts with him struggling to adapt and ends with the uprising.
Considering DQ1 didn't actually have an ending and was never finished you can have free rein really. I saw there was a VN engine released to steam recently. It's currently on offer.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/345370/ No.4603
>>4602thanks for the link m8
looks pretty good actually, think I'll pick it up
Dolequest: Gaiden is afoot.
No.4604
morning lads
No.4605
>>4603a-actually I've just seen that all the Total War games are on sale too. Never played them but hear they're good.
Now I'm conflicted
No.4606
>>4605don't get Rome 2, all the other ones are good but rome 2 is shit.
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No.4608
>>4606are the DLC's worth it?
No.4609
>>4607How are you today anon?
>>4608It really varies. As a rule of thumb I'd say yes.
No.4610
:v)
No.4611
>>4610do not feel rage at this article. It's only a short time until 'white male' becomes a protected characteristic, and once we have that, there goes the only thing stopping us from being on top again.
No.4612
>>4609I'm ok ty m8, installing a windows VM on my old macbook atm. What are you up to?
>>4610Jej
No.4613
>>4612about to go walk the doge, might go out for a run later
No.4614
Just had like a hour long walk with the dog, now I just want to go back to sleep
No.4615
No.4616
>>4615>>4614I'm just about to take my dog out
No.4617
>>4616>>4614>>4613I miss my dog horribly.
No.4618
>>4616RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.4619
No.4620
>>4619It was a joke because we both walked our dogs around the same time
No.4621
>tfw my dog is old and crippled so doesn't require walking
suck it, normies
No.4622
going to go for a run lads, can't be fucked but need to stay fit
No.4623
>>4622Do it. You don't want to become a fattie. That'd be the icing on the cake.
No.4624
>tfw no pack of thick icing to eat
No.4625
No.4626
>>4621It still neeeds a poo and wee tho..
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No.4629
Having a vegan calzone for tea. It's going to be properly fit.
No.4631
>>4629I like calzones, tried one for the first time a year or two ago. Haven't had one for ages though.
No.4632
>>4631Aye, they're well nice.
Also it's score day tomorrow for the khan table,
No.4633
>>4632Fuck me that week went quick. I've hardly done any maths at all.
No.4634
got laughed at by some normie slut today because I dared to wear a vest while not being Chad
all the good feeling of going for a run and hitting the gym evaporated in an instant
the joke will be on the normies when I finally snap and fucking kill them all
No.4635
>>4633Aye, it's gone really quickly. I haven't played RIFT all week, just focused on the maths, so might have a breather this evening and treat myself to a few solid hours of grinding my healer.
No.4636
>>4634Ignore her man. What the fuck does she know? Fucking hell who does that? Just laughs at someone in public for no reason at all. I fucking hate society and the god awful way that teenagers and young adults are today. They have no respect or compassion for anybody, least themselves it makes me fucking sick man.
No.4637
>tfw mum bought you some ciders
No.4638
>>4634Best you can do is shrug it off, opinions don't mean shit, especially so from people who don't know you. Don't let one or two irrelevant twats ruin your day.
No.4639
Is it okay to trip here lads
No.4640
>>4639No, tripping here is a bannable offence.
No.4641
>>4634seriously? what did you do back?
should of punished her tbh
No.4642
No.4643
OFFICIAL ROBOT TEST
http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/how_much_of_a_robot_are_youI got 60% Robot: Cyborg
Seems right to me. Cyborg as a term has been totally hijacked by normies but I am a cyborg in the true sense of the word.
>>4641She was in her car so I couldn't really do anything
No.4644
>>4640pst, don't tell them that it's bannable, just ask them nicely to remove.
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No.4647
No.4648
>>4647>31% : Normies-sorry guys
No.4649
>>4647I got 74%
>ROBOT. You are a full-fledged robot. You most likely live in isolation or near-isolation, and are generally rejective of normie society; even if you wished to take part in it, your lifestyle, habits, and interests would make it nearly impossible.Never posted on /r9k/ in my life.>>4648How the fuck did you manage to end up here?
No.4650
>>4648RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.4651
>>4649>How the fuck did you manage to end up here?My answers really weren't that normie though. The only thing "normie" about me is the fact I have a job. But because of that I get loads of normie points in the quiz for leaving the house (literally to and from work), regularly interacting with people (reluctantly), and for not "living apart from mainstream society".
I'm still a friendless, no-gf loser.
No.4652
WEIRD. You are a normie with a number of definite robot traits. Although you strive to be normal (and may succeed for the most part) there are some habits and aspects of your lifestyle that set you apart from your normie peers.
what, I would call myself more robot than most. I didn't really understand the question about having a meaningful interaction with someone. Does that include doctors, psychiatrists?
No.4653
>>4651Also I'd like to point out that I tried putting all the same answers but changed my gender to "female" and it gave me no extra normie-points. Quiz confirmed for bullshit.
No.4654
>managed my 3 mile run
>upped my weights at the gym
>pepperoni pizza, large, cold heineken and tesco iced cinnamon buns
>followed by a bath and a night of shitposting + pillars of eternity
/comfy/ time
No.4655
>>4651That is "normal" though, because even though you hate that shit, you still overcome it and do it. You could easily live independently as you are now (if you aren't already).
>>4652I assumed it meant bonding with family, friends or a partner.
No.4656
>>4655I don't believe having a job makes me a fully-fledged normie, considering I'm lacking everything else I'd consider it Cyborg at most. Plus I doubt I could live independantly, my mum still makes me lunch and prepares my clothes every morning
No.4657
>>4656How is your social life?
No.4658
>>4647Your robot level is: 57%
CYBORG. You skirt the fine line between normie and robot.
No.4659
>>4657this is my social life
No.4660
>tfw put on almost 5 pounds in the last month
fuck I'm scared, my face looks podgier too
No.4662
>>4661I'm underweight, my face is the first thing that stores fat for some reason so I have to be careful
No.4663
>>4662how much do you weigh? You're probably being paranoid. Remember to workout, too. No point in going from skellington to skinnyfat.
No.4664
>>4662Wish I could put some weight on, especially in my face. My cheeks started caving in a few years ago, and now I look like a skeleton. I hate it.
No.4665
>>4662Ah ok it's good that you've gained then. It's strange how much it affects your face.
No.4666
>>4647Your robot level is: 52%
>52%CYBORG. You skirt the fine line between normie and robot. Perhaps you are a normie who had grown unhappy with society, or perhaps you're a robot who, for one reason or another, must put on a brave face for the world every day. Although you are capable of successfully integrating with aspects of normie society, you are clearly not a part of it…at least not willingly.
Fair play.
>>4660I hate that. My steroids can cause a side effect that is referred to as 'moonface' if you're not fucking ultra careful with the shit you're eating. So everywhere else can be proper skinny and then this fat ugly face. It's proper grim.
No.4667
>>4665It might be because I had a take away last night with loads of salt in. I always retain water when I have alot of salt.
No.4668
>>4664I'm jelous. It means you have good bone structure if they cave in. I have a round face, annoying as fuark
No.4669
>>4666>steroidsLike prescribed shit for fucked up joints or whatever or are we talking the good stuff?
No.4670
>>4669Fucked up joints. Not the good ones unfortunately.
No.4671
>>4668>It means you have good bone structure if they cave in.Perhaps I do, but it's wasted on me as I have no significant fat or muscle to pad it out. I've never been one for eating decently or exercising either (hate most foods, stay in room all day), so I guess this is just how it is.
No.4672
>>4664It's ez to gain weight m8. Where are you going wrong?
No.4673
>>4672I wish I wanted to gain weight. Brb would eat pizza everyday, could eat whatever you wanted, however much
No.4674
>>4672I don't know man, if I eat any more than I currently do (bowl of cereal for breakfast, a sandwich + 1 extra for lunch, and then a dinner) I just get constipated for a week or two and then have excruciatingly painful diarrhoea. I've been to the doctors before and had blood tests for various digestion problems, but they said they didn't see anything out of the ordinary. I was a pretty standard "skinny" person most of my life until around 2011, when I went from about 14 stone to 8.5 by the end of the year for no reason (for reference, I'm 6ft tall). Haven't gone above 9.5 stone since then.
No.4675
>>4674That doesn't sound right at all. Your doctors are fucking shit man. Have they tested you for IBD? Which, only shows up if you're on a flare. So if you're results are normal it may just mean the disease is not currently active.
No.4676
>>4675I don't know for sure, I've been tested for IBS, lactose intolerance and coeliac disease though. All results came back negative.
No.4677
>>4676Crohns and Ulcerative Colitis both cause massive weight loss, and GI problems, Extreme stomach pain, Sensitivity to food, a multitude of things. Do you ever get bleeding? Or if you go to the loo, and wipe, is it ever occasionally like muccus? Like a snotty consistency? Like if you were to pull the tissue apart it'd go stringy? Because if so. It only happens really in what they call flares, as it's an auto immune thing. It's hard to diagnose as you need to catch it whilst it's active. If you did have it, it's classed as a chronic condition and you'd be entitled to Maximum Autismbux.
No.4678
>>4677I don't ever get blood (at least not internally, only if I've needed to wipe too much), but I do get a gooey mucussy type substance occasionally, usually when I can't go properly (which is often). Didn't think it was abnormal though. I might have to look into this, thanks.
No.4679
>>4678Yeah. The muccus is one of the defining criteria for IBD, it's a sign there's a problem with your bowel. Your gp is a proper shit for not asking you that man. If they had done you may have been able to go for some actual detailed testing, and perhaps give yourself a better quality of life. What a joke. I only know this shit, because whilst getting my diagnosis we went through about several diagnoses of things like Crohns, as I lost half my body weight and with it also being auto immune it can be similar.
No.4680
Easy A starting on e4.
Time to fantasise about having an Emma stone gf
No.4681
No.4682
>>4681Fucking outrageous. She's a sexual predator. What a joke.
No.4683
>>4681Can't really be mad, if a 25 year old woman threw herself at me when I was 14 I probably wouldn't have turned her down
>implying I wouldn't have spaghettied everywhere and ran home. Only reason this is controversial in anyway is that if a 25 year old man did the same with a 14 year old girl he'd be banged up for life, even though 14 year old girls are often horny little nymphets.
No.4684
>>4681> The mother-of-two, who had been 'looking for love', pleaded guilty to four charges of sexual activity with a child – after earlier telling a neighbour she had been raped by him.What a cunt
I wonder if the roles were reversed, would a guy be spared jail?
No.4685
Did you guys enjoy that rage? Now it's time for feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJ6lzEIUmo>>4683>totally ignoring the fact that she was married with children No.4686
>>4685No thanks I'm not ready for that feel
No.4687
>some fucking cunt made an ideal partner thread on arcanine
>well over 10 people actually posted their faggy little inforgraphs
>report it
>it gets deleted
AHAHAHAHAHA YES /SOC/ FAGGOTS BTFO
No.4688
>>4685>that over-dramatisation Phony feels. Also is that Scar from Lion King doing narration?
No.4689
>>4688>is that ScarYes.
>phony feelsI still felt sad but that's because my massive fear of abandonment allowed me to greatly empathise with the cub
No.4690
>>4689>massive fear of abandonmentI guess that would make you feel. Any time I come across footage of something "sad", I always mute it to avoid the "now is the time you should feel sad" music. I'm too susceptible to that kind of trickery even though I can spot it a mile away.
No.4691
>>4690>now is the time you should feel sadKek, I suspect that probably didn't help either.
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No.4693
Going to attempt going to bed now that I'm all about sorting out my sleeping pattern
got up at 11 today which wasn't too bad
night friends~
No.4694
>>4693Goodnight mate, keep it up.
No.4695
>>4692Aye. That's the one. They're fucking awful. But without them would be fucked up.
No.4696
Hello m8s.
Haven't been on in a couple of days.
No.4697
>>4695What's wrong with you? I was on them for like a year due to a blood disorder that made my immune system attack my blood cells. It was shit - I was hungry all the time, put on a lot of weight, and had the king of all moon faces. But I would've probably died without them so I can't complain too much.
No.4698
>>4696Ello m8 where you been
No.4699
>>4698Still on the PC but I didn't come here.
Felt like I needed a break.
No.4700
>tfw watching a feisty chav qt on tv
Tfw no chav gf
No.4701
>>4700what channel?
I have a guilty love for chav girls.
No.4702
>>4700>>4701I never liked them, disgusting, loud, lary cunts.
No.4703
>>4697I have SLE which I guess is pretty similar man. It's like your immune system attacks your body. It affects everything though from the blood to the joints to organs to central nervous system.
Keep drifting off.
No.4704
>>47015*
Benefit bits by the sea
Quality.
No.4705
Feeling shit lads
Is there a reason you'd have no energy all the time? I don't think I'm depressed, just always drained.
No.4706
>>4705Do you get outside at all? Any exercise?
It's amazing what sunlight and movement can do.
No.4707
>>4706I go out sometimes. I don't really exercise because I have no energy to do so. I'm not overweight but I'm very out of shape.
No.4708
>>4705I know how you feel, but I'm just as clueless. For a couple of years during the worst of my depression I couldn't get myself out of bed, and if I tried sitting in a chair at my computer I would just spend my entire evening with my head on my desk. After 2 years it just kind of went away, probably not what you wanted to hear though. Could possibly be
>>4706 though, I never went outside or exercise. Still don't.
No.4709
>>4707Just sitting on a park bench works for me.
No.4710
>>4686That pic isn't cool man
No.4711
>>4706sunlight and exercise is just a temporary fix for depression though I find. Beating depression is a longgg road.
No.4713
>>4712Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.
No.4714
>>4712It just gives an even worse stigma to depression
No.4715
>>4712Fresh pepes, hot off the press
>>4711I see it less as a temp fix, more as something easy to do to make every day a little better.
Getting sunlight and light exercise each day does great things for your motivation/willpower.
No.4716
>want to watch anime
>don't want to be one of those anime nerds
No.4717
>>4716Do it in secret m8.
No.4718
>>4715>Getting sunlight and light exercise each day does great things for your motivation/willpower.Do you think so? I've always hated the thought of going outside. It's always too hot, too cold, too wet or too windy. Then there's the fact my adrenaline goes fucking nuts if someone walks past me or looks at me. If I'm walking around or sitting somewhere, my heart's pounding and I'm sweating while thinking about if I'm walking correctly, standing correctly, sitting correctly, being idle correctly, should I look at my phone, am I holding it weirdly, should I have my hands in my pockets, should I be leaning on this, do my clothes look weird, are these the right clothes for the weather or is it too much or too little, is it weird that I'm walking in this direction, and on and on. Even though I know full well that nobody but me gives a shit.
It's fucking stressful.
No.4719
Fucking hell. Feel like shit. Today has been the worst. Haven't been posting a lot really, been in fucking agony. I got sick of being in bed, so tried to go downstairs. Got half way and realised what a mistake it was, started puking from the pain. Then had a seizure, and ended up being carried back to bed anyway.
No.4720
>>4719That's pretty shitty as days go. Does it often get this bad or is pretty rare?
No.4721
>>4720It's only this bad during a flare, which I've been in for the last two months now? When I go back into remission it should be much better like only mild pain all the time and seizures occasionally.
No.4722
>>4721Yeesh, will it end soon you reckon?
No.4723
>>4722No idea man. I'm hoping so though. The longer these flares go on for the higher chance of organ failure. So it's like, you're almost waiting for the next thing to go wrong until it goes back into remission. And obviously not being able to sleep because you keep waking yourself everytime you move a muscle or joint. It's just getting fucking old. The thing I think pisses me off the most, is you've got these girls and shit on tumblr who are like claiming to be ill in some kind of way. They can't be happy with being just, mentally stable, and physically able. If I could I trade places with someone who didn't see or hear fucked up shit. And had a healthy working body. I would in a heartbeat. Bitches be crazy.
No.4724
>>4723Who cares about real illnesses and diseases when you can just complain about toxic masculinity and gendered pronouns with your headmates all day?
No.4725
>>4724I swear to god. Fuck this gay earth. What ever happened to just people. Actually people. Male female. Gay or straight. That's enough. Fuck all the other bollocks. It's all utter made up wank.
No.4726
>>4725Sounds like you've got some privilege you need to check.
No.4727
>>4726Don't get me started. I don't understand how the concept of 'privilege' something coined by little white girls in their bedrooms to make themselves feel more accepting and liberal, could be so misconstrued and twisted into this what I guess could be likened to neo-nazist like approach to misandry. The concept of privilege is teaching people to be ashamed and embarrassed of what they're born with. It's wrong. And teaching young girls that men are the enemy is complete and bollocks. This tumblr generation needs to be stopped.
Fuck me I like to ramble after morphine kek
No.4728
>>4727They're mostly useful idiots for something far more sinister.
No.4729
>>4728Aye. It's what I'm worried about. You see it becoming the 'fashionable thing' to be this SJW or feminist left wing fruit cake. But soon it gains more and more media traction. The celebrity culture begin to get involve (already begun with the likes of Emma Watson) then a new generation of mindless drone is born. And a whole generation of liberal voters. It's happening quicker than we could ever anticipate just you watch.
No.4730
>>4729I think it's that same speedy rise that will bring about it's speedy downfall, thanks in part to things like gamergate, shirtstorm, and numerous other backlashes to feminist and SJW fuck-ups over the past year. They've really detached themselves from the rest of society worldwide with their "if you are not our ally, you are our enemy" stance. Self-alienation from neutrals and moderates like this can only last for so long before crumbling to ridicule and mockery. My main worry is that their "memes" (gender is a social construct, etc.) will live on through their abuse of language, but again, I think it's all happened so quickly that many people with their common sense still intact are still around and willing to revolt against it. And the passion to revolt will only rise as the SJW's get increasingly invasive, radical and extremist in their approach.
No.4731
>>4730Aye, it's just I find I'm noticing more and more people are censoring themselves, for the sake of their absolutely juvenile bullshit. Like my mum came over the weekend, and called me a spazz, then backtracked immediately and apologised, saying she shouldn't be using words like that these days. I was like 'I really don't give shit mother, I'm well aware I'm a complete spazz, you call me what you want.' It's too far, if you feel the need to apologise for your own flow of conversation complete and utter bollocks.
No.4732
>>4731That's true, the fear of being banged up or socially ostracised for offending a non-present and often non-existent being is strong in this country, along with the desire to be "outraged" by it. That goes back before the most recent incarnation of the politically-correct thought-police though, and has always been lurking around within my lifetime, so I'm unsure if it will ever dissolve before I'm dead. I'll be content to just see the death of "hate speech" laws.
No.4733
>>4732Aye. It's just too much. I want equal rights. But equal not better. I think that's fair. I believe that that we should live in a country where a woman can be treated in the same regards as a man. In all aspects, including being punished to the full extent to the law. No lesser charges to women who commit crimes that if a man had committed would be sentenced longer. I believe in actual equality. Not some bastardised version of it where we come out on top. I don't see how that on any level is appropriate or fair.
No.4734
>>4733Yes, those interested in social justice are pushing for "equity" rather than "equality", by giving less to the "privileged" and more to the "underprivileged", as demonstrated in their own propaganda (pic related). Whoever fits in to either category is up to them of course, but you can be sure the "straight white man" will end up at the bottom regardless.
Also holy shit, it's 6am, I'd better get some sleep.
No.4735
>>4734Night man. Speak tomorrow. Yeah time flies when high as shit with good conversation. Take it easy and sleep well.
No.4736
Anyone awake yet? It's been a well long night.
No.4737
>>4726>police only protect whiteseven if we said this was true
>police only protect menthat's where it falls down. How the fuck are women not protected by police? In any domestic call the police automatically side with women regardless of the situation.
No.4738
>>4736Lost an hour of my now precious weekend. Fucking work tomorrow I just want to end it alll shit.
No.4739
>>4737Aye. I'm fairly sure that's the case.
>>4738Fuck that man. Call centres are fucking shit as well. At least you're not outbound though. The people calling actually want to talk to you.
No.4740
Slept for 10 hours m8s
Feels good
No.4741
>>4740Sick. Good going man. I still haven't slept yet. Getting that pins and needles feelings in my face.
No.4742
No.4743
>>4742No just a memer
>>4741Rip u
No.4744
>>4743Aye. Don't cry for me britfeel. I was already dead.
No.4745
>>4714damn right it does, I sure as shit wouldn't trust a depressed person not to go mental and kill ,e
No.4746
>>4724It's a shame how this got so close to hitting the nail on the head but ended with the "le only black womyn can be oppressed" meme
Also morning lads
No.4747
>>4746Morning mate, aye, we had a fairly decent conversation about that last night/this morning.
No.4748
>>4746>quarter to two>morning No.4749
>>4747Yeah I read through it, was decent. What you up to today? I'm sore as fuck from working out so I'll probably just tidy my room and not do much else today.
>>4748I've only been up since 12 ;_;
No.4750
Anyone else here hype as fuck for Halo: Online?
No.4751
Morning guys it's my first official day home for easter from uni which means I probably wont see ayone that isn't my family for 3 weeks except when I go shopping.
About to go see my grandma and get my cheque. Sadly I have to wait to cash it.
Cant wait to have cash, gunna buy myself a dualshock 4 for my PC as my xbox controller has gone to shit.
No.4752
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
why hasn't britfeel joined the VDV yet?
No.4754
No.4756
I'm looking to upgrade my PC (well, get a whole new one) but I can't decide on parts. I'm okay for things like an OS, keyboard, mouse monitor and speakers but I'm being indecisive about the innards. I want something like-
i5 but i have no idea about the chipset
at least 8gb ram
I was thinking a 750ti because they're everywhere and cheap but I don't even know if they're good or not
I haven't done any 3d modelling since my last PC died and I miss it, as well as 3d games. Does anyone have any suggestions or links etc? The only real places I know online are scan, cyberpower and ebuyer
No.4757
>>4749Just doing some maths. It's the tally up at 4pm. Other than that, just being literally being fucked off my face on morphine and listening to to music with my new headphones. Which are fucking grand. Proper crisp audio.
No.4758
>>4756go to logical increments brah, it will sort you out
No.4759
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have some cringe lads
No.4760
No.4761
>>4760it's what happens when you take your love for your favourite touhou too far
No.4762
>>4758cheers, been trying to remember that for a while now!
No.4763
>>4762how much do you reckon you're going to spend on it mate?
No.4764
>>4763£400-600 I guess. I'm not sure. I don't need to bother with a monitor or OS but I'm so bloody stingy.
No.4765
>>4764£600 is probably where it's at, a £400 PC will become outdated quickly and you'll be stock with low framerates on a lot of currently released games
No.4766
>>4756>i5 but i have no idea about the chipseti5 4690K
>at least 8gb ramAny more than 8GB and you'll just be throwing your money away, it's more than enough for general computing and gaming. You want to make sure it's DDR3 and at least 1600MHz, but any faster doesn't really make a difference though because of increased latency.
>I was thinking a 750ti because they're everywhere and cheap but I don't even know if they're good or not750ti is good value for the money, but not the greatest, it can likely run most games at a solid 30fps. It really depends on your budget. I can vouch for the GTX 770, runs the majority of games within the last 5 years at 60fps maxed out. Can't say anything on the latest AMD cards, I haven't had one for a few years, and back then they were pretty shit. I'd recommend something with at least 4GB of VRAM if you want it "future-proof" or you want to go 1440p+ with your monitor(s) (beware though, the GTX 970 is infamously a 3.5GB + 500MB, not 4GB as the marketing suggests). These may be outside of your budget though.
Noticed you didn't mention motherboard or power supply, I'd advise against skimping on those. If you go with 4690K, make sure your motherboard supports the LGA1150 socket, and has Z97 chipset (there's also H97, but it doesn't support overclocking or multiple graphics cards, it's aimed more at business or budget computers). Older Z87 boards will probably work, but if the BIOS hasn't been updated to support the 4690K then it won't, best to just get the latest one if your doing a new build.
Power supply you just want to make sure is high quality, you don't need to go mad with the wattage unless you're overclocking and/or have multiple graphics cards. 500W is often fine for a single GPU build.
Of course you can just look up your price range on logical increments, but it's good to know what your options and alternatives are.
No.4767
>>4759Post link pls can't see embed
No.4768
>>4766Not that I can comment much in terms of actual models of items, but more than 8GB could be good to future proof a rig, plus they mentioned 3d modelling, and I know a lot of design stuff can take up a lot of RAM., so it might not always be a waste depending on uses outside of gaming.
No.4769
>>4756Unlucky timing m8. Just sold my decent old rig. Worth considering second hand stuff as you can save a lot. Make sure it's from a trustworthy seller tho.
No.4770
>>4768Very true, but it's about £100 rather than £50 (which is already pushing it for RAM), so he'd have to really need or want it. I've yet to see my computer use more than 6GB at any one time, even with a shitload of things running.
No.4771
No.4772
No.4773
>>4772>tfw no qt avg azn gf to dress you up like momiji No.4774
Ok! Khan Scores lads!
No.4775
who /tighthamstrings/ here?
No.4776
>>4774I think I was anon Q, I'm at 218,118. Only did a minimal amount on 2 days of this week though.
No.4777
>>4775Tight everything mate. Over did it yesterday. And fucked myself up. Muscles are aching like shit.
No.4778
lads lets talk about local weirdos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIboi__2IBgThis guy walks around filming rundown buldings and gives odd voiceovers. I want to see what he looks like in real life. I imagine he's the kind of guy who wears odd socks and large shorts in winter.
No.4779
>>4776Sick. Nice work man, Anon W here basically just haven't slept.
No.4780
>>4778Some guy from a school near me turned into a super popular 'epic random brit youtube blogger'.
Irl he was as much of a spastic as his youtube persona so no one liked him. He got enough money of it to buy a house and shit.
No.4781
>>4778I couldn't finish it. It really irked me. His voice grated on my nerve endings.
No.4782
>>4774Anon E here think I have like 30k kek
No.4783
>>4778I love how excited it makes him, I'd go urbexing with him for a laugh.
No.4784
>>4782It's still an improvement from last week man, if you can improve you're score weekly, it doesn't matter by how much, it's still working proof you've actually shown some effort to learn something at some point during the week.
No.4785
>>4784Anon R here, 67,457
No.4786
>>4785Well done mate, I'll add it to the table,
No.4787
>>4786is it too late to start
tomorrow because I have plans with my PS2 today? Need some sort of motivation to learn, I can feel my brain sliding out of my head slowly now I'm out of full time education
No.4788
>>4787Nah, I did all of mine in a couple of hours, the other two are only so far ahead because they're way motivated.
No.4789
>>4778There's a fat autistic lad who walks around my town centre trying to chat up girls. When I was doing jury duty I was sat outside a pub with one of my fellow jurors and he came up and started trying to chat her up, telling her she was gorgeous etc. I egged him on for a laugh and she got angry with me.
No.4790
>>4787Nah man course not. I'll just add you starting from week ending 05/04, So your first tally up wil be next Sunday, Do you have a letter already?
No.4791
>>4790thanks m8, just made an account so points are 0, just give me the next letter in the keyboard or whatever, just really need some sort of educational routine
No.4792
>>4791Ace, you can be ANON T honestly, just try and do a bit when bored, or like when you find yourself mindlessly scrolling threads. If you fill that time with a bit of maths each day. You can get at least 30 minutes in.
No.4793
>>4775earlier on I tried sitting with my back against the wall. I couldn't lay my legs straight out in front of me. It was agony to even get them halfway down. I am fucked.
No.4794
I've listening been to Flapper music with my eyes shut for the past 10 minutes. In black and white, Imagining Flapperesque women in row dancing that -wash the windows and kick the bucket over- dance then they'd all bend over like a Mexican wave, lift up their skirts and spank their arses.
No.4795
just made the most delicious chicken ramen ever
I should open up a restaurant
No.4796
>>4795What vegetarian options would you do? Need to know if I'm investing or not.
No.4797
Went to the gym for the first time. I feel like jelly right now. My trainer put me on high intensity program thing. I felt really awkward at one stage cos I was lifting like 15kg on the chest press and the guy next to me was a massive body builder.
No.4798
>>4797Ahhhhhh. You'll be grand. Just work your way up. Just keep at it.
No.4800
>>4797Nice one, takes some resolve to get started with going to the gym. I could never push myself to do it.
No.4801
>>4799I'm on this scheme, you get gym membership half price when you get referred by the doctor for depression. You also get a trainer that sets up a work out plan.
Based nhs.
No.4802
>>4801That's avaliable in Cheshire too. It's only certain countys though. Not all councils are willing to pay.
No.4803
>>4802You should take advantage of it if you can. It's a great service. Gym member ship where I am is normally £50 a month (with a swimming pool and loads of classes) I get it for £24
No.4804
>>4796Miso Ramen
>>4797Don't worry about it lad. I've been to quite a few different gyms and as a rule of thumb people are way less judgemental than you'd think. 99% of people just want to get on with their workout rather than sneering at other members.
>>4801That's a fucking amazing scheme, they should do it for fatties too. Based government finally spending money on something decent for once.
No.4805
I'm just starting the khan adventure boys. I'll report in next week.
No.4806
>>4801Man I wish there was shit like that around here. Here if you get depression they just put it on file, offer useless medication if you want it and then send you back home.
No.4807
>>4803It's not really worth it for me. When x number of months I physically can't leave the house. I just have a couple of exercise machines here for when I'm well. That way I can get right back into 2 hours a day once in remission, and stay fairly toned.
No.4808
>>4805Glad to have you on board mate
No.4809
>>4805Good luck! Keep us updated, it'll be nice to know how you're finding it during the week
>>4804Miso us fine by me, bought some pyjamas last that said "Miso Crazy" and it had a picture of a proper cute bowl of ramen.
Also totally agree with you about the fatties.
No.4810
>>4806Your area might have it. I didn't know mine did until my doctor offered it. Ask your doc next time you see him/her
No.4811
>>4809Nigga that's kawaii as fuck
this reminds me of a conversation I had a while back on halfchan britfeel about opening up a Japanese style convenience store. Was a very comfy chat.
No.4812
>>4809Cheers. I just got to 10000.
>implying i'm not going to choose spunky sam as my avatarthink again, Khan
No.4813
Started from fresh on Persona 4 Golden today you guys, I had criminally misunderstood the Persona mechanic and it was leading to me failing to save Kanji over and over again
No.4814
>>4811Aye, that'd be fucking ace. With shit to make stuff like bentos or premade ones, pick and mix style. That'd be sweet as fuck.
>>4812He's an ace little bastard. I went for the little leafy guy, and I've personally nicknamed him Alan, it's like a proud moment to watch him evolve into a bigger little creature avatar thing.
No.4815
>>4810Doctors offer me jack shit, I always get the dreaded "So what do you think we should do?" or "What would be the best way to move forward in your opinion?" as if I'm the fucking expert who came along to train them. Then when I say "I don't know, that's why I came here", they start wrapping up and sending me on my way. So I've just been going back and forth to various places with "depression", "asperger's" and "social anxiety" buzzwords for 7 years, meeting "professionals" who send me home with nothing every time. Fucking health "professionals", every one I've ever come across in this town is useless.
No.4816
>>4815this is the problem with the NHS in my experience, if you don't know what you want you're fucked. You have to do your own research because you just can't trust doctor's to actually have your best interests in mind.
No.4817
>>4816>>4815I found this to be the case before actually getting diagnosed with SLE. The doctor would fob me off, saying it was probably gastroenteritis or IBS. Or if I had joint pain, it was the flu. No actual medical opinions needed, just the answers you give someone to get them out of your door quickly. It wasn't until having to nearly die, the NHS decided to an interest. If you know there's something wrong with you need to fight your corner, no one else will.
No.4818
>>4817which means people with mental illness are totally fucked
doctors are scum honestly, they don't actually give a fuck about the people they treat.
No.4819
>>4818Doctors are constantly understaffed and overworked due to our overpopulation problem, it's no surprise they rush people through appointments and don't give them the care they need.
No.4820
>>4816>if you don't know what you want you're fuckedPretty much, due to the nature of my issues I can barely say anything besides yes/no/don't know or nodding/shaking my head. I've never even gone in without my mum before. I'd mostly given up over the last 3 or 4 years because it was just too frustrating not getting anywhere. Started trying again this year, but if therapy doesn't work then I'm done with it all.
No.4821
>>4818Aye, there's the occasional good one, we have one decent gp. But it's nearly impossible to get an appointment with him as everyone requests him personally. As he is by far the best. Just a caring compassionate man, he wrote a 3 page long letter to dwp stating why he saw it was imperative they put me on the highest rate of esa and PIP. He also doesn't clock watch, you can spend as long as you need. All the others are massive shits though. There's this Jew skank who doesn't even look at you whilst talking she'll be reading your notes on the computer, and speaking to you from behind the desk and if she asks a question and you don't answer immediately she'll say shit like 'I have a waiting room full of patients, you're going to be quicker with your answers or get out.' I avoid her at all costs. Her general tone makes me freeze up. The NHS needs some massive changes though. Especially money pumping into the MH services. It's currently appalling.
No.4822
>>4816This is why I haven't been to the doctors, I know i'm fucked in the head with some mix of anxiety, depression and adhd but I'm scared shitless to say that to a doctor in case I get accused of looking for drugs or something. Doesn't help that I'm useless at talking to authority figures.
No.4823
>>4818All of the Indian doctors at my surgery are this way, perhaps apart from one younger woman. The one English doctor I've seen was quite friendly and ended up giving me an MRI as soon as I asked for one.
No.4825
>>4821Don't think there's a single doctor like that where I live, mostly just "couldn't care less, goodbye" pakis and two white doctors, who are friendly enough but have nothing to offer besides medication.
>>4822>in case I get accused of looking for drugs or something.The only thing they actually do is give meds to people, if that's all you're after you'll probably be sorted out after a single visit. If your anxiety is anything like mine though I completely understand why you haven't been already. Have you got a family member that could take you and sit in with you?
No.4826
>>4821Fucking hell. I would honestly complain if I got a doctor like that. I remember having a woman like that when I was younger, she was so fucking useless.
>>4823>tfw all doctors at my clinic are white>can never see them anyways because you can only get an appointment if you phone before 8am and get a cancellationepic
No.4827
>>4826She's fucking foul. But oozes that smug jew 'I'm a superior human' vibe. You know the one, when you can just tell someone believes they're a better standard of human than you. Like I said I just avoid. If only her appointments are available, I say it's non urgent, then I go to the out of hours gp at the hospital at the end of the day instead.
No.4828
>tfw can book appointments online
Suck it normie receptionist
pic unrelated, felt I had to share
No.4829
>>4826>I would honestly complain if I got a doctor like thatComplain to who?
No.4830
>>4828hnnnng
>>4829to whoever runs the local surgery
No.4831
>tfw all my doctors at the surgery are white
Based
No.4832
>>4830>thank you for your complaint, we are terribly sorry bla bla bla :v)cue your complaint being thrown in the bin / forgotten about
No.4833
>>4832my mum works for the NHS and in her experience complaints can often be taken pretty seriously
It's worth it, it might give the doctor in question a kick up the arse and get them to shake up their act a little bit.
No.4834
>>4833I might mention it if I ever have to have her again. If she's a knob again, I'll escalate it, just feel it'll come back to bite me on the arse, obviously having to go there a lot.
No.4835
Theroux back on tonight lads
No.4836
>>4835Oh wow, you just reminded me that now I'm home I have a TV in my bedroom. I've been here all day and last night and havent even turned it on. WTF is wrong with me?
No.4837
>>4836>WTF is wrong with me?Not much, I bought a new TV this year and I don't have it hooked up to an aerial or anything, I just use it with my PC.
No.4838
>>4835ty for the reminder mate
No.4839
T H E R O U X
No.4840
>he didn't watch Simon Reeves Caribbean
No.4841
Here we go
No.4842
This spooky doctors voice, I'd go crazy listening to her everyday
No.4843
>>4828>tfw you can see her vaj for 0.1 of a second No.4844
Dean fugg'd his little sister didn't he
No.4845
>>4844His mother I think.
This is what anime does to you.
No.4847
So Im looking at streaming things for watching stuff together. Ive found one that lets me upload them before hand then set up a room later, which is good as my internet is to shit to livestream straight out.
Im currently uploading spirited away, any suggestions as to movies? Hopefully something comfy.
No.4848
>>4845What a wonderful thing.
No.4849
>>4847What type of film?
Good films or so bad they're good films?
No.4850
>>4847I watched 'The Station Agent' the other day, very comfy movie, all shut in neets should watch it
No.4851
>>4847The Big Lebowski, aka NEET adventure
No.4852
No.4853
>>4847Most Ghibli films are comfy as fuck, Whisper of the Heart is my favourite.
No.4854
>tfw only seen 500 movies
No.4855
>>4854>counting u fukin nerd lol
No.4856
>>4853Aye, Howl's moving castle is really good too, proper sick film.
No.4857
>mfw normies won't give me an mp3 player
No.4858
Who thinks Charles is just pretending? Leaning towards yes
No.4859
>>4857>that black dude has headphonesf-fucking normies
No.4860
This Ruskie doctor is qt.
No.4861
>>4860I find her attractive in a very confusing way
No.4862
So will anyone here get the hacked version of halo online once the team have got multiplayer working? I'm so fucking excited for this, Halo was the defining game of my life. Miss it so bad ever since 343 shat it up.
No.4863
>tfw iplayer freezes
rrrrreeeeeeeeeee
No.4864
kek I wish I could live in a loony bin for a while
these guys are absolute madmen
No.4865
>>4855Lols ;)
I rate them after I watch them on IMBD, it tells you how many you have rated as well
No.4866
Dean definitely browsed 4chan
No.4867
>>4866Probably read lotsa incest animu online
No.4868
>>4865imdb is great
shawshank redemption is def #1 film ever :)))
No.4869
No.4870
guys three threads about pic related on cuckchan /v/ have been deleted in a row
why are the mods such fucking scum?
No.4871
>>4870Kek that poem is funny as fuck
Guarantee they would see no problem with it if it was a trans horsekin finding out he slept with a privileged cislord.
No.4872
>>4871That's what pisses me off, most of the backer content is clumsy as fuck. Remember that story about two lesbian wizards making out in a public market after shooting an energy bolt at some cis shitlord? Now we have something short, sweet and actually humorous and those joyless shitheads want to get rid of it.
No.4873
>>4870Kek, we've been discussing it for hours on 8chan with no problems. TB did an audio log about it
https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/pillars-of-transphobia, and now all the SJW journos are kicking and screaming calling him a "transmisogynist". Note: TB is also recovering from cancer and suffered a prolapse just the other night, so that shows you how "tolerant" and "inclusive" they are.
https://twitter.com/leighalexander/status/582266028119445505https://twitter.com/Quinnae_Moon/status/582259704153436160 No.4874
>>4872Don't remember that but I haven't been following it. Sounds peak for my fellow cis brothers.
No.4875
>>4870I hope Obsidian realizes most of these SJW's just like to complain about games but don't actually play them.
No.4876
Seeing as the topic has come up, Milo just announced he's going to be doing another TV debate next week.
No.4877
>>4873>prolapseWait, as in his anus literally prolapsed? Or were you trying to say his cancer is back?
>>4875Here's hoping.
No.4878
>>4877His anus literally prolapsed and his wife pushed his intestines back in. It's a side effect of his treatment apparently.
No.4880
No.4881
Dark Souls 2 out thursday for xbone, can't wait. Gunna be so comfy.
No.4882
>>4870I love seeing these people get mad over nothing.
>>4876The hero we need.
No.4883
>>4881>Dark Souls 2>comfyreally anon? Comfy doesn't just mean "good"
No.4884
>>4879poor fucker
>>4880kek.
No.4885
>>4876Never get tired of this webm
No.4886
>>4883yes comfy, I love the scenery for Dark Souls 2. It's very comfy for me, other people think of it as depressing.
No.4887
>>4886The scenery looked depressing to me.
No.4888
>>4887thats a pretty shitty pic tbh
exploring dungeons is top comfy for me
No.4889
>>4888I didn't play too much of it, it wasn't as enjoyable or even as decent looking as the first one in my opinion.
Never finished the first one either, but still. Fucking Smough & Ornstein. No.4890
Welp I am officially banned for three days for posting that picture
the charge was
>paticipating in or instigating a flamewar
fucking hell, what absolute cunts. Atleast admit you banned me because I complained about your precious ideology you fucking cunts.
No.4891
>>4890for the twitter pic you mean?
Jesus christ, if Moot was killing 4chan then it's surely now dead.
No.4892
>>4891Yes for the twitter pic. The richest part is they said it was for parcipating OR instigating a flamewar, but the feminists are still in the thread talking shit about it without fear of a ban. Such fucking bullshit.
No.4893
>>4890>>>/irc/107They don't know /v/ and they do it for free.
No.4894
>>4893>mfw that entire threadfucking hell
any proof that RapeApe is the new owner? There seems to be a lottle of people in that thread claiming he is.
No.4895
>>4891If you weren't aware, moot made all mods and janitors sign a legal document with their real names and photos, stating that they will never leak information from /j/ or mod IRC channels etc. Of course not all of them agreed and one of them leaked this to Hotwheels, who forced moot into revealing it. Moot then made a tumblr post owning up to it, shortly before announcing he was stepping down and giving 4chan to a "committee" or trusted mods (which probably means RapeApe is now at the helm). Since then he has stated in an interview that he is looking for a buyer, and "coincidently" 4chan now has ads located on the same servers as Conde Nast and reddit.
No.4896
RapeApe isn't the name of a business owner
No.4897
No.4898
>on /r9k/
>I'm a femanon, ask me anything
>150 replies
No.4900
gym guy here, I keep needing to shit and my tummy is rumbling. Is this normal when you start working out?
No.4902
>>4900if you're going from totally sedentary your body might feel a bit fucky at the start. What have you had to eat today? Is your goal to gain or lose weight?
No.4903
>>4902I've been bed bound for like 3 months now, so no exercise in that time at all. I'm trying to gain muscle. I've had atleast 2500 calories today, still hungry. I'm 125lb 5'10
No.4904
>>4903Yeah, you're just going to be railing from suddenly physically exerting yourself. It will get easier after the first month lad. Consistency is key, keep it up.
No.4905
>>4903>bed bound for like 3 months nowI can relate, I was bed bound for 2 years, and I haven't exercised since PE at school (left in 2008). Feels like there's nothing I can do to get in shape, can't even do babby-tier shit without trembling and collapsing to the floor. Weak as fuck.
No.4906
lads everyone look at this thread, pretty proud of myself honestly.
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/17485014#p17485014 No.4907
>>4906holy shit that's you? Is that actually you in the photos or did you find some random pics online?
No.4908
>>4907no you fucking nigger I'm one of the guys derailing it
No.4909
>>4908Well how the fuck would I know if you just say "look at this thread"
No.4910
>>4909kek all is forgiven lad
I'm fucking tired of the cunting mods not deleting blatant /soc/ threads, feels good to blow normalscum the fuck out.
No.4911
>>4905start off by working out at home then start going to the gym when you feel a bit stronger. Exercise helps with depression.
No.4912
>>4906is it normally to feel physically sick when you think about trannies? or am I turning into a gay or something
No.4913
>>4911I tried and failed. Like I can't even do the beginner shit to get going. Feels hopeless.
>>4912I don't think so, IRL trannies make me feel pretty sick to my stomach too, and I've fapped to my fair share of traps and dickgirls. I think it's the self-mutilation and voice fuckery that gets me, it puts a person into the uncanny valley.
No.4914
>>4912I think so? Trannies gross me the fuck out.
>>49132D doesn't count because they actually look like women but with a cock, real life trannies are disgusting.
No.4915
>tfw btfoo people in that thread lmao
No.4916
>>4915it's fucking quality. This is the second shitty thread we derailed too.
No.4917
>>4915>>4916we /britfeeltaskforce/ now?
No.4918
>>4913>>4914glad it's not just me guys, I remember one was at my university and I used to hang out with his/her girlfriend and made me fucking sick to think about it, I consider myself fairly liberal but that's just too far
No.4919
>>4915>>4916>>4917I'd be up for this. Would mean we have a safe offsite place to coordinate. Wipe the cancer clean off the board.
No.4920
lads if you actually want to help our new target is the red flags for boys thread
No.4921
Returning to the staging system for some sleep m8s
Catch you tomorrow
No.4922
>>4920I would
but it's time for bednight lads, keep fighting the good fight
No.4923
>>4921>>4922night friends
No.4924
>>4921>>4922Goodnight guys, I should really go to bed too, I've got therapy tomorrow morning.
No.4925
Anyone still up?
No.4926
>>4925Yep, watching Stargate Universe. How's it going?
No.4927
>>4926Not bad man, still not slept yet though. Not actually been to sleep since Thursday. It's proper grim.
No.4928
Fucking aye. I'm sure people have died from this.
No.4929
Morning nerds
No.4930
No.4931
>>4930I'm a r00d d00d
>>4927>>4928I'm pretty sure ussr did experiments on either pows or their own troops. They keep then constantly awake to see how long they could survive, Iirc it was 4 days or so.
No.4932
>>4931Aah disregard this, just looked it up and it appears to be a myth.
No.4933
afternoon laddies
No.4934
>leave your NEETcave to get some instant noodles from the kitchen
>these absolute madmen are in your kitchen
>they hand you a pint of tenents and start to sing
>WE LIKE TO DRINK WITH ANON, CAUSE ANON IS A LAD, AND WHEN WE DRINK WITH ANON HE GETS IT DOWN IN 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
What do you do?
No.4935
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No.4936
>>4935try not to get sanctioned lad
No.4937
>>4934>implying I would leave the NEETcave while they were thereI'd rather starve.
No.4938
>>4934>Pour it down sink,>Recycle the can, >Pour myself some Cranberry and Raspberry juice>Down this instead,>Offer the lads some healthy snacks and home baking.>Simmer the evening down and play some Warhammer quest No.4939
>>4937they've snuck in mate. Probably gnawed their. way into the woodwork and set up a nest there. You'd have no way of knowing they were in your house until you walked into the kitchen.
>>4938>offer the lads some healthy snacksKek, patrician response
No.4940
>>4939Well, I can just imagine them kind of toning down the lad banter and general knobbery, when tucking into a platter of carrot, celery, pitta and tortilla beets, hummus, and avocado and cold cuts, like ham and gammon and roast chicken maybe an apple and pear side salad. But either way, I reckon it could properly stop them from acting like twats for at an hour. After that, they can leave or play my board games with me.
No.4941
>>4940>what's this gay veggie shit, anon? >here's another can, drink it or we'll kick your poofter head in. What do?
No.4942
So I've been thinking about going to Uni recently. Just to fuck about and delay responsibility, as well as live a bit closer to my friends. What sort of subject can I do with straight Bs?
No.4943
No.4944
>>4939>madmen>being quietNo chance. I'd stay in my room and text my mum, and wait for her to kick them out.
No.4945
>>4934I've had people sing that once.. I found it so cringey. It's like they were trying their hardest to fit in and be 'lads'. It's a shit culture we have.
No.4946
finding it hard to meet muh macro's lads. It's reccommended to get 100g protein (for me), chicken breast is expensive though, bought a protein shake but that only has about 40g of protein in, eating 100g protein daily is gunna be a challenge.
No.4947
>>4943There's got to be something not utterly shit right? Honestly, I just want something that will help me land some sort of employment in the future. I just want the degree to help me ward off responsibility so i can spend a few years getting my mental health on track and making some friends.
No.4948
>every fucking subject has entry requirements of AABB
What the fuck? I thought most subjects were easier to get into. I got BBBBC. Fucking hell, looks like it's over before it even began.
No.4949
>>4948Just get in on a disadvantaged scholarship anon
Oh wait, you're white? Nevermind then, guess you should have worked harder.
No.4950
>>4941>Crack the nearest one over the head with my walking stick.>Keep hitting him until he's on the floor semi conscious.>Scream, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT>Until they begin scampering off.>Dragging their normie twat friend behind them. No.4951
>>4949I didn't even think that straight Bs was that bad. I thought it would be enough for some shitty sociology or sports science degree. Fucking hell.
No.4952
>didn't even do a levels
get on my level
No.4953
>>4951You did pretty good for someone that wasn't planning on going to Uni. I just gave up when I was about 14 and flunked everything from there.
>>4952I'm on your level.
No.4954
>>4952I'm on your level man.
>>4942Also
>having friendsIf you didn't have these emotional lead balloons, you'd be able to go to a uni with lower expectations.
No.4955
>>4953Even if you weren't planning on going to Uni, grades are important for jobs as well. Unless you knew at age 14 that you were going for the permaneet life.
No.4956
>>4955I was very naive and deluded. Nobody ever explained to me how higher education or careers worked, and neither of my parents had any experience with higher education and had basically walked into all of their jobs, so it was just left up to my own imagination how it all worked. I did the bare minimum I could get away with at school because that stopped the mental stress of doing work/homework, and I could spend more time "focusing" on making music and playing games. My mindset was "Why work all my youth away and leave leisure time to when I'm retired, when I could have leisure time now?". Unsurprisingly, here I am almost 10 years later, still in my bedroom at my mum's house without a job.
No.4957
>>4953so what can I do now? does this just mean I can't go to uni?
No.4958
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
POST SMOOTH AS FUCK BEATS
No.4959
>>4956To be fair, not all jobs require that. It depends on the industry. If you're trying to break into the creative sound/audio industry. All you need is a Damn good sound reel and portfolio. Studios barely even look at your qualifications. You can get a junior position easily with no qualifications. You just need to be able to show you can craft sound and use different engines. That's how my partner got his job, after six years modding he got a job at a AAA studio. 4 years later, He was the one doing the hiring. Now he's at an even better studio, still a high powered member of the team. All with only a btec in music tech. He always tells me when he's hiring someone he'll almost completely blank they're grades, and read their cover letter throughly first, then check out their websites, soundclouds and then demo reels. If it's not up to standard then it goes in the bin. If it is, it'll go on the pile to be sent an art test.
No.4960
>>4957No it means you need to rethink your choice of uni. There's loads that accept lower grades.
No.4961
No.4962
>>4960>>4961I'm terrified of moving away though ;_;
I just want to go to my own city's Uni, Aberdeen isn't even meant to be a prestigious one.
No.4963
>>4959I couldn't do it. I've got a BTEC in music tech, I've used all the major DAWs and shitloads of studio gear, I have an in-depth understanding of sound design, mixing, all of it, but I just can't do it. I can't upload my music anywhere or even send out an email, and I couldn't ask for advice from my college tutors, I just get hit with panic attacks and end up retreating under my bed covers. I've tried and tried to push past it but I just can't break down this fucking wall. It's been like this for so many years that I pretty much gave up ever having a career. I can't handle it.
No.4964
wait lads there's a second Uni in my city called Robort Gordon University and their entry requirements are lower
thank fuck
No.4965
>>4964>Robortwas that intentional? kek
what are you thinking of studying, i know a few m8s at Aberdeen
No.4966
>>4965Nah robert, my bad. Ideally something science related like biology or chemistry but honestly I'd do fucking whatever to just get moving on with my life. Might end up going to Aberdeen college instead though, you can spend a year studying and get four highers, I had no idea that was an option. Maybe if they have advanced highers too I could spend two years there then go onto a proper degree.
No.4967
>>4966don't study biology it's heavily oversubscribed and the degree is pretty much worthless (I learnt the hard way), have you considered an engineering course at all? always need more engineers.
I would definitely recommend getting your advanced highers if you can, learn as much as you can because in my experience university pretty much is what you put into it and if you're not used to studying in your spare time then you're fucked
No.4968
>>4967>, have you considered an engineering course at all? always need more engineers. I don't have the grades for something that high level, so I'd need to see if I can get advanced highers at college. I can only go to college if you can get a student loan while there though, wouldn't have the money otherwise. It just dawned on my that my brother goes to Aberdeen college and gets a loan, though, so I'm probably set. Just need to look into starting dates, would be ace if I could get started this year.
No.4969
>>4963It's fine man. Go free lance. There's plenty of work out there, you can pick up between 600-2500 a month free lance for decent sound design. You just need a decent website. Once you're visible, make your assets something like £10-25 per sound. To start. Once you get more LinkedIn reviews you can charge more. It's a great way to not really even need to talk to anyone. People can email you with instructions, and a dropbox. You just craft and deliver.
>>4964Ah good, and aye. Moving away is scary. But it is a chance to become someone totally different. Like a fresh slate.
No.4970
>>4968makes sense to me, you're about the right time to be applying for college, I hope it goes well for you.
No.4971
>>4970>you're about the right time to be applying for collegereally? That's great! I just need to figure out some info about loans and accommodation. I know for a fact I can get a loan, but whether or not I have access to student accommodation is a big deal.
No.4972
browsing facebook is so depressing
I used to be friends with this man, what the fuck happened to me
No.4973
>>4972That is one handsome man. Although he looks like he's a bit of a knob. Wouldn't be impressed by his flashy pulling techniques.
No.4974
>>4973he was pretty sound when I knew him, he was a knob to some people though, mainly just women kek. I remember once I found his grindr account, toplel. He also votes UKIP as far as I'm aware.
No.4975
>>4974Aye, to be fair I'm of the opinion 'assume everyone is a twat until proven otherwise' it tends to work fairly well. And it's usually bang on.
No.4976
>>4975I think he just enjoys winding up women because he's a closet homo, other than that he's a fairly nice guy.
No.4977
>>4969I guess that's an option, but it still requires putting myself out there, which is what I can't do right now in the first place. I can't get over that part where I would need to promote myself and communicate with others. I'm also lacking some sort of mindset where I think anything I make is worth paying for, I've always just done it for free and for fun. That and I've always been unreliable, even I wouldn't pay me money to do a job.
No.4978
>>4972just as I was looking through facebook he shared a telegraph article complaining about the "dogmatic liberal elite" good to see Uni didn't turn him into a leftie cunt
No.4979
>>4976No worries man, I'm just talking about everyone in general. I'm sure he is probably lovely. But in reality. Nobody is in my books. Everyone is a massive shit. Women and men alike. And should be taken with an air of caution when speaking to, as the general public lie though their teeth when making polite conversation with and can't be trusted.
No.4980
>>4979yeah, I know what you mean.
Just put in a refund request on Steam for Pillars of Eternity. It's buggy as fuck and as of this year if you quote the right law you can actually get a refund on steam.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/forums/showthread.php?1531-Seems-UK-citizens-can-refund-steam-games-quick-and-painless No.4981
>>4980That's good and all but
>buying games before pirating or reading user reviewsI hope you've learnt your lesson.
No.4982
>>4981Yeah, I was bored as fuck one night and got caught up in the hype on /v/. I don't usually do it, big mistake. Lesson learned.
No.4983
>>4980Think I should try and get dayz refunded lads?
Hate that I gave money to those useless cunts.
No.4984
What's the latest on obsidian transgate
No.4985
>>4982Can't say I've never done it, almost every single game I've ever seen hyped on /v/ has been shit. Except sanic racing transformed, I thoroughly enjoyed that.
No.4986
>>4983I still quite enjoy DayZ honestly, but if you're not then go for it. I don't think you're actually entitled to it refunded so since I'm guessing you've had it awhile?
No.4987
No.4988
>>4986I never play it, too buggy for me.
Iirc steam gives you a one time refund for anything. And dayz cost a decent chunk of change.
Also I can say bullshit about missed promises / never ending early access etc
No.4989
>>4987>literally just making up a part about the tranny being murderedreality doesn't matter to these people.
No.4990
No.4991
>>4988have you had it for less than 7 working days? if so you can claim under DSR, if not then you just have to suck up to them and hope for the best
No.4992
>>4991Like a year lmao
Goin to try and blag it anyway
No.4993
I'm in boys
No.4994
>>4992is it really that shitty? I keep getting tempted by it but I still have loads of games to play on Steam that I bought in sales
No.4995
>>4989Of course not, then they wouldn't have anything. I remember the time TB retweeted a gaming related charity (that are part of the same network he is on) to help publicise a fundraiser livestream they were doing, the charity then turned around and claimed he was intentionally setting a "harassment mob" after them. Pic related.
No.4996
>>4994basically it's a good game but it's developing way slower than it should, the devs are dicking around adding minor features. If you're happy with the look of the game in it's current state then go for it, if not then you shouldn't buy it. Personally I like it.
No.4997
>>4995wait, why did the charity turn on him?
No.4998
>>4996Sounds like the same thing that happened to minecraft. Shame.
No.4999
>>4996I probably won't then, I've heard too many bad things and I spend more time playing my PS2 than PC games these days kek
>>4998fug remember when minecraft had potential?
No.5000
>>4997Because they are hardcore SJWs (for example:
https://archive.today/4Ecnw), and since TB has been on GG streams, 8chan and KiA, and generally been open to discussion, he must be a right-wing neo-nazi basement-dwelling shitlord misogynerd.
No.5002
>>4994It's decent but.I.wouldn't want to give the devs any money, Deffo not 20 squid.
The mod plays almost the same and is free, and in some cases better.
>>4999>tfw making cities /towns with gaming m8s before it went to shit No.5003
>>5002>Notch used to shitpost on /v/>now he's a billionaire No.5004
>>5002>tfw no gaming m8s>tfw never played minecraft onlineIt was still pretty fun single player though, trying to survive while completely alone in a vast world with only your own mind to comfort you and the environment to entertain you.
No.5005
My literally autistic older brother just got a GF lads
he also goes to college
my autistic brother is more successful than me
No.5006
Fucking hell. I've been waiting for the doctor to ring all day, as the only decent one is on leave, and I put a prescription in online for more morphine a few days ago, and the receptionist calls me saying the jew one says I need a telephone consultation, before prescribing more of it, she said the closest one being a week on Tuesday. I told her that was unacceptable, and needed to speak to somebody right away she said 'ok I'll put you down as an emergency triage expect a phone call within a couple of hours, this afternoon.' I'm like literally 2 dose away from empty. It's been 9 hours and no phone call. This is actually taking the piss. The chemist is now shut, so even if she does prescribe it I have to ration my pain relief tonight and tomorrow morning.
No.5007
No.5008
>>5006doctors are such fucking scum fucking hell
No.5009
>>5005Reminds me of when the jobcentre forced me into some training thing, there was a literal autist there too (among many others). He had a speech impediment, walked like a spaz, and dressed like a mong, and even he had a girlfriend. It ain't right man.
No.5010
>tfw lat raises
No.5011
>>5004I know two speds that are getting married and have a kid on the way, the mind fucking boggles
No.5012
>>5010keep going lad
I'll be hitting the gym later today myself
No.5013
>>5007>>5008Aye man, it's proper grim, I fell off the bed this morning trying to get back in after going to the loo, like properly faceplanted the floor. As I can't lift my legs on my own. And this fucking kike whore is dicking me about?
No.5014
>>5013>Jews >EmpathyPick one and only one my friend
No.5015
fuck me lads I'm actually quite excited about the idea of going to college now, rectify all the mistakes I've made and live life again.
No.5016
>>5015Same mate, we're all going to make it
No.5017
>>5012What routine you doing?
No.5018
>>5014Just rang. She's giving it me, she was insinuating that maybe the pain wasn't as bad as I'm making it out to be, but I had to basically tell her if she didn't, I was going to self medicate with something a lot stronger. We're in the process of looking for a late night pharmacy in the area if any are open in driving distance.
No.5019
Now then lads
Just got back from doing my 5k run. I actually think that cardio makes me feel better than lifting weights, I feel like there's more room to push myself with running, whereas if I push myself too hard with weightlifting I'll end up snapping something. Do you guys do cardio?
Also, what the fuck is this? My icon tray says I don't have internet, but I do.
No.5020
>>5019Having good endurance makes everyday life feel a lot better. Everything you have to do day to day is way below your threshold. Also means you won't be out of breath /sweat so much which gives me anxiety.
Weight lifting is a mix of sculpting the body and helping with niche tasks. Like moving house/ lifting things etc. I love the feeling when you get a good pump on though.
Different strokes for different folks. I do both ;4).
No.5021
>>5020I used to lift a lot, had an extra 10kg or so of muscle, but I fucked my back up deadlifting and haven't been able to lift properly since. I'd always neglected cardio in favour of lifting, but since I've started doing it, I'm shocked at what I was missing out on.
No.5022
>>5019Could be a number of things, try some of these suggestions
http://superuser.com/questions/661976/windows-7-shows-red-x-on-network-icon-but-im-connectedI don't do any exercise, I've never enjoyed it. One time my PE teacher made us run around the 800m track 4 times, I threw up all over the field when I finished. They made me stay in school for the rest of that day as well, bullshit all-round.
No.5023
>>5021Yeah a balance is great. Cardio is looked down on a lot by many lifters but IMHO it's more important than strength. If i came across danger I'd rather be able to run the fuck away.
As long as you account for energy spent while running it won't mess with any gains.
No.5024
>>5022Forced exercise is shit, I felt the same way too. But when you do it for yourself it can be pretty rewarding.
No.5025
>>5022I used to be the same. I had to teach myself to like it. I thoroughly hated the first week or two, I wanted to stop all the time; but now I can't think of any better feeling than running until I almost throw up and breaking one of my records. You just have to push yourself until the endorphins take over.
No.5026
>>5024>>5025I guess I just don't know that feel. If there's one thing I'm bad at, it's pushing myself to do anything. I'm supposed to be having a shower right now, and I've gotten up to have it about 5 times now, but I still haven't done it.
No.5027
>>4969>>4959you seem to be under the disillusion that because your Chad boyfriend easily stepped into the audio industry and has cruised his way to the top, that it'd be that easy for everyone.
No.5028
>>5023Indeed. It's funny how many people are really into lifting but don't do any cardio - training every muscle bar the most important one. I don't know if any of you have ever been inside a Pure Gym - it's basically chav, lad, and slag central, and it's full of the types who'll spend an hour working their biceps and never train legs. Hilarious really. I wouldn't be able to hack it in there without my headphones though, the music they play is terrible.
No.5029
>>5027I wouldn't call him chad. But aye, I realise it's hard work, but I'm just saying talent is also a factor. Not just qualifications. Which a lot of people get put off applying for a position as it usually states 'degree or higher' it's not always the case though, thought it was a useful thing to know.
No.5030
>>5016what you going to study mate?
>>5017Starting Strength
No.5031
>>5028>>5028Idk m8 slags sound bretty gud
No.5032
>>5031Yeah, I can't complain about that part, but in general it's a sub-par gym. The weight room is tiny in comparison to the cardio machine space upstairs. It is insanely cheap though.
>>5029I would go as far as to say that qualifications are irrelevant. If you don't have a) talent and b) contacts, your qualifications mean nothing - and if you do have both a and b, your qualifications will likely still not be a deciding factor in whether or not you find employment.
These two posts basically sum up the reality of the situation, in my opinion.
No.5033
>>5030Probably a mix of economics /construction. So I could go into surveying, probably quantity surveying to earn dosh.
No.5035
>tfw amys baking episode on kitchen nightmares
Aha fucking normies
No.5036
>>5032Aye essentially. The only use the degree would serve you would be networking and references. Other than that, if you have a + b, c becomes irrelevant.
No.5037
any of you lads ever bought narcotics off of the dark web?
I want to try weed but I'm too autist to ever be able to find someone IRL to sell to me
No.5038
No.5039
>>5037Yes, I bought some LSD from silkroad before it got taken down the second time.
No.5040
>>5039did you get it just delivered straight to you?
No.5041
Really want to bake some pot brownies/cookies.
Weed is pretty good every once in a while, but I want stop smoking it because lungs etc
No.5042
>>5040Yeah. I had it delivered to my house under a random name, and I made sure to be ready for when the postman came to avoid my mum getting to it first. It was shipped from the States, and the whole thing was incredibly professional. It came under the guise of being a sample from a gardening/seeds website.
Use encryption when giving the seller your address:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/comments/1qh266/I would also recommend using a VPN while on tor. If you do these things, it's pretty much impossible to get caught, short of the seller being a cop - but even if that was the case, his feedback/review page would look shady.
No.5043
>in college
>rare moment of being around other people on my course at break
>"alrite anon m8 how u doin? u blaze yeah? we're headin behind the field if u wanna come with"
>"I don't smoke."
>scoffs and says "ok then, see u l8r m8"
>they all leave
>spent the rest of the year standing on my own at break
Fucking weedfags.
No.5044
>tfw perfectly happy with their Capri Sun
No.5045
>>5044Capri suns go too fast ;_;
No.5046
>>5045They do. They really do. But they're so good for that split second you have them.
No.5048
>>5047>tfw you accidentally stab the straw all the way through. No.5049
Trevor mcdonalds on Italian immigrants
Starting now itv
No.5050
m-m8s?
No.5051
>>5050sorry mate, too busy lamenting the descent of the British Empire and her peoples
No.5052
No.5053
No.5054
>>5051>>5052>>5053n1 lads, just testing if everything was working after an hour without a post.
Watching benefit tenants noq
No.5055
My facial hair is really bothering me today guys, but I don't wanna shave because i'm trying to grow it.
It's fucking dreadful, and it doesn't even look good right now.
No.5056
>>5055I just gave up with my facial hair and shave once a week or so.
It grows really thick about my mouth chin and neck but I get fuck all on my cheeks which pisses me off
No.5057
>>5055Similar situation here except I don't want facial hair, I just can't be bothered to shave.
No.5058
normies on 4chan saying that exercise will cure depression
No.5061
>>5059To be fair they both sounded like annoying cunts. It'd be nice to see him get a slap too.
No.5062
>>5061true but men get their shit fucked up all the time. It's much less common and thus that much sweeter so see a woman put in her place.
No.5063
>>5062this
sometimes it just feels good to see some justice against a sex that tends to get let off with too much shit these days
No.5064
I keep getting so really angry and I don't know why
I used to be such a placid person
No.5065
>>5062Aye, I guess so man. She did deserve it, so fair play to him.
>>5063Oh I totally believe in actual equality. You can't expect to hit a man and not be hit back if you want to be treated as an equal. It's utter wank. Most women don't want equal rights, they want superior rights.
No.5066
Anyone else here got shit taste in music? Currently listening to Hollywood Undead. Pleb feels are best feels.
No.5067
>>5064H I G H T E S T
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No.5068
>>5067she'd have such an amazing ass if she'd do some squats
I'm actually thinking about having my test levels looked at now, it would be fucking amazing. I've spent so much time on the chins that my body chemistry has become a literal meme.
No.5069
>>5066Probably. I listen to Classic fm all day, then in the evening some blue grass pretty much everyday. Then everything else I listen is ultra varied, anything from Devin Townsend to Peter
No.5070
>>5069that sounds like the opposite of shit taste
I just listen to vulgar plebshit 24/7 but it's what I love and nothing will change that
No.5071
>>5068>implying her ass isn't already perfectL O W T E S T
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No.5072
>>5066Not me, I have a very specific taste in music. Can't stand pleb-tier shit.
No.5073
>>5071the ass was flat
>>5072are you that one /mu/tant that's been with us since the old days?
No.5074
>>5066Well I'm into Darkwave, Country and Pop-Punk so that's probably a yes.
No.5075
>>5073Nope, never been to /mu/. I've never been one for ironic enjoyment either.
No.5076
>>5073That /mu/ guy was a pretentious knob.
No.5077
>>5072One man's pleb is another man's patrician.
No.5078
>>5077To some extent, but if you're the type to only listen to whatever shit they've decided to put on radio 1's playlists for the week, there's no doubting your pleb status.
No.5079
>>5075>ironic enjoymentThis is a thing that people do?
>>5076everyone on /mu/ is a pretentious knob
No.5080
>>5079It's when people listen to music they acknowledge as shit or terrible, because they claim to value and enjoy the shittiness or terribleness of it. /mu/ is renown for it.
No.5081
Night m8z
No.5082
>>5081Goodnight, seems like a good idea for me to go to bed too.
No.5083
>>5081You're the same guy that always posted the "I'm in love with the cocoa" pepe, aren't you?
No.5084
>>5081night, I should be going as well ;_;
No.5085
>>5081>>5082>>5084Night mates. You all sleep well.
No.5086
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lads I'm still up but will be going to bed soon
have some /fit/ autism
No.5087
>>5066Fucking disgusting. Seriously what is wrong with you?
No.5088
>>5087The only album I've listened to is Swan Song but I like the aggressive energy behind it
No.5089
Anyone else started watching iZombie? I just finished the Pilot, and while it's a bit cheesy the main character looks like a qt goth, and they're my weakness.
No.5091
>>5090But Anon, don't you wanna eat brains with me?
No.5093
>>5091She's really pretty.
No.5095
>>5094No worries. I think girls who aren't generic looking are the best anyway.
No.5096
>>5095She's my new qt. I've spent the last 20 minutes taking screenshots of her while watching the episode.
No.5097
>>5096Aye, you picked well man. Kudos. She's definitely breeding stock.
No.5098
>>5097I've never had an obsession before, I think I like it.
No.5099
>>5098Enjoy whilst it lasts man. They're currently untouchable and perfect. There'll be a time when you accidentally Google them and find something horrific. Have you ever had any really odd famous crushes? Mine are Alan Rickman and Anthony Stewart-Head. I can't explain it. Don't ask me why. But they're the only famous people I've ever fancied.
No.5100
>>5099I've had David Anders (Who is also in this show, so I'll be super obsessed with it) since heroes despite considering myself mostly straight.
Other than that, no one that odd really, a few non-traditional but nothing really out of the box.
No.5101
>>5100David Anders is a good looking chap! Quirky too. I like it. I find it odd how nature sometimes throws these weird attractions at you despite it being completely against your usual taste. IE being straight, bar that person who makes you look twice.
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No.5103
Wakey wakey rise and shine
No.5104
>>5103I've been up since 623am, god I hate Tuesdays
No.5105
>>5104Haven't managed to get into normal sleeping routine since the clocks went forward, constantly an hour behind
No.5106
Woke up feeling slightly sick. I better not be getting ill or something, I want to do mostly nothing for the next 3 weeks.
No.5107
>got to sign on tomorrow
Fucking hate signing on so much lads, good to know at the very least I'm going to go to college now and leave all this shit behind.
Also morning.
No.5108
She saw my tweet guys. She favorited it. I'm so happy.
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>>5108>says this>leaves and doesn't post the tweetfaggot
No.5112
Fucking hell! Finally slept. Went to sleep at about 7 and just woke up. Feel fucked up, all shaky and shit.
No.5113
why is it that I've been banned on half chan for a post I didn't make?
No.5114
>>5113Anyone else in your household likely to be on halfchan?
No.5115
>>5111That is oneitus-guy levels of faggotry
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No.5117
>>5113Happens all the time on phone for me. Networks recycle the same ips for certain areas. One was of a 16year old fedora fag spamming soc with pics of his face, could make out the train station in the background.
>tfw these people exist and are near you No.5118
>>5117That's a scary thought.
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Why haven't you done any yoga today, /britfeel/?
No.5120
I know we've talked about making a game together a lot, what about our own version of YUGIOH?
No.5121
>>5119Because I'm broken.
>>5120That's a mighty fine idea.
No.5122
>>5119Because it's not physically possible for my body to do that, makes me ache just watching it.
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No.5125
>>5119hhhhngggggggggggggggggggggg
No.5126
>>5111>>5109I'm not gunna post the tweet anyway, I don't want my obsession tied to my real identity.
She just clicked a little star icon guys, it's nothing exciting for anyone but me.
No.5127
>>5126at least quote it for us you fucking nigger god damn
No.5128
>>5127>Implying someone couldn't just search the exact text and find me. anyway, it was about me watching iZombie and being in love with her.
No.5129
>>5128well good for you anon, it's nice of her to actually read through her fan's tweets like that.
No.5130
Going to watch the Omen tbh, fuck watching it at night
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No.5132
>>5117>tfw I got caught with that same faggots ban Does that mean we're similar location or just same network?
No.5133
D-Do you not like my cards lads?
No.5134
>>5131I would not play if stacey is acknowledged as a thing that exists.
No.5135
>>5133Kek this one tickled me m8
No.5136
>>5134>stacey>not existingback to tumblr
>>5135Cheers lad
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>>5136It's bothering me that this isnt how ritual cards work.
No.5138
>>5137my bad, haven't played in years.
No.5140
my willy looks like this when flacid
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>>5108who are you, you bastard
No.5146
>>5136>back to tumblrexcuse me, Stacey is the equivilant of a female Chad. I'm saying that Stacey doesn't exist because the alpha-beta hierarchy is not a factor for women, and even sad loser women will still have boyfriends (take our very own sickgirl for example).
"Stacey" is just a way for fembots to pretend they suffer like we do, and they simply don't. Every woman is Stacey by default, making the term redundant.
No.5147
>>5146Stacey isn't really a direct equivalent to Chad. She's just a dumb, attractive, slut. Stacey isn't "Alpha" but she is high up in the equivalent social hierarchy.
No.5148
>>5146>our very own sickgirlFucking normie is being accepted here just because she's a female.
No.5149
>>5148my favourite thing is how every post she has to mention her boyfriend or how she's a grill kek
No.5150
>>5148>>5149he admitted to being a lying manlet who wants to be the little girl actually
No.5151
>>5150oh shit nigger why am I not surprised
No.5152
>>5147>Stacey isn't really a direct equivalent to Chadbut that's exactly what she is, Chad Thundercock = Stacey Thundercunt.
It implies that women below Stacey in the female "hierarchy" have it rough, when in fact a woman at the absolute bottom of their hierarchy is equivalent to a man who is mid-to-high up in ours.
No.5153
snowing outside my house
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No.5156
lads I'm actually going to make some hot chocolate and enjoy the snow
feels good
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No.5159
>>5158"Tumblr Pepe" is actually based on zoe quinn in this picture.
No.5161
If any of you /pol/-leaning lads are interested, there's a show on bbc 3 at 8PM, Nigel vs Clegg.
No stream but you can catch it on iplayer, and we'll be in the chat as it happens
http://www.reactionist.co.uk/live-streaming/ No.5162
No.5163
Hello
I came for feels
Am I in the right place?
No.5165
>>5159>>5160that's the joke
>>5161based. Gonna be good.
>no streamwhat the fuck? Why?
>>5163You are, mate.
No.5167
>shitpost about the England game on /sp/ or shitpost about clegg with /britpol/
Hard choice tbh
No.5168
>>5165>what the fuck? Why?the guy is sorting out new streaming software and fucked it up or something
No.5169
Italy stadium is empty as fuck
No.5170
>>5168aah fair enough then. Looking forward to the banter.
No.5171
the britfeel on half chan died with only 52 posts earlier ;_;
we need to resurrect it
No.5172
>>5169Yeah kek, fucking lazy Italians
No.5173
>>5171fuck off mate, we're doing fine here
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No.5175
I can't even fucking post in the halfchan britfeel because the captcha is showing up as an internal error
No.5176
>>5171leave it be lad. It will ressurect itself in a few months free of normies.
No.5177
>>5176it feels like everyone has turned into a normie recently
No.5178
>>5177lots of us got jobs and /r9k/ in general is full of normies these days. Take this card next time you venture there, it should keep you safe.
No.5179
>>5177Halfchan saw a massive increase in normies thanks to the fappening, while constant admin and mod fuckery drove everyone else to other sites like this one. Only people left on halfchan are the newfags, SJWs, and the blissfully ignorant.
No.5180
>>5175CAPTCHA seems to be broken as a whole. it's not working on humblebundle either.
No.5181
When are we going to watch a film?
Also did everyone just die?
No.5182
>>5181we have little spells of activity on and off
and soon I hope
No.5183
>>5181>>5182I'm going full autismo and making a fuck tonne of Pep-e-Oh! Cards on /r9k/ atm so I'm busy. When I have enough I think I'm going to make them into an actual online game we can play.
No.5184
>>5183That is pretty autistic.
>Pep-e-Oh! No.5185
I'm super tired guys, ive been slowly getting up earlier and earlier over the weekend and I might try for an early night tonight.
No.5186
>>5185we could spoon eachother ;)
No.5187
>>5186but what would my Rose think anon?
No.5189
So. Had what I thought was the shits turned out to be just lots of blood with a load of clots in it. Then proceeded to throw up blood.
No.5191
>>5190>you will never be a south korean who doesn't give a shit that he plays video games 24/7 No.5192
>>5190Aye. Pretty sure I'm dying. Rang NHS direct they're sending an ambulance.
No.5193
>>5192>brags about her chad boyfriend>a few days later she dies of a horrific autoimmune diseasenormie BTFO
No.5194
>>5192Hope ur ok
Britains fattest man on MORE4 now, instant ego boost
No.5195
>70stone
Fuck offffffff
How is this possible
No.5196
>60% of people are overweight or obese
is this actually true? When you walk down the street it never seems like this much. About 1 in 8 people I would probably call 'overweight'
No.5197
>>5196you're so used to fat people that you probably only consider giant waddling people to be "obese" but really it's surprisingly easy to fall into that category.
I used to be classed as obese but to look at me you'd have called me "chubby" at best.
No.5198
>>5197maybe it's just where I live, there isn't even that many chubby people around here
No.5199
Also obese people will be less likely to go outside
No.5200
>we may have to airlift him
KEK
No.5201
>>5200fucking kekked so hard, "I know let's get this super morbidly obese man on a helicopter, great idea"
No.5202
I think fat people should pay for their own treatment tbh, let the money the NHS pay for them go to the poor
No.5203
>>5202most fat people are poor though
No.5204
>>5202in my dream world they would all have to go on tv shows justifying why they're so fat to get NHS help, I love shitty shows like this and Fat Families and Obese A Year to Save My Life
No.5205
>>5204I wish there was a (good) brit version of biggest loser.
100 fatties compete for weight loss and plastic surgery. But drag it on enough that most just lose the weight naturally anyway.
Ultimate ruse.
No.5206
anyone got a good porno to watch?
No.5207
>>5206www.xvideos.com/fuckoff
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No.5209
>>5207that isnt a real video
No.5210
>Pauls backside
Honestly fat storage is pretty incredible
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No.5214
>surgery scenes
I am such a pussy
No.5215
oh lawd..
No.5216
>pepe loses his autismbux
No.5217
>>5208is that a new site or something? Do yoi get brazzers vids for free?
No.5218
>>5217Been using it for 2 years ish I think, relatively new and unknown. But great for 720p vids. Decent vids and girls too, not like the shitpit of youporn etc
No.5219
>tfw munchy box on the way
No.5220
I'm not signing up to Channel 4 for this.
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No.5222
>>5219Post pics pls
Am jelly
No.5223
I seriously hope you guys are loyal to Wōden.
No.5225
Have any of you watched this 'teens' show on c4.
It's literally nandos the tv show.
Cringing so bad and jealous of their youth and opportunity to do right what I did wrong aaaaaaaaa
No.5226
>>5224>not PhilipHe would have forgiven you.
No.5227
>>5226I only hope that Philip has taught his son well.
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No.5229
>>5228Mirin that munchie box.
Where's your mechanical keyboard at bro
No.5230
>>5229it broke :(
Pep-E-Oh! Starter deck here if anyone's interested:
http://imgur.com/yaI29tq,SJbHj9g,7Ia4I7W,ErunnuW,kxMTYyl,B6MjHV2,4VMLraT,gOPzVx0,PIHGoe6,jCQl7rF,GC46Voz,k4bJ5lW,JhZoIhP,0PIR6Xu,C97Pke8,T47x6kA,L0j2wpK,Qt6T0YM,NMno4C7,4ELi1Ey,dXPwMOz,4lixTcL,4VdT2uz,C8bEZlo,bdm5Mui,Z2eQWni,TbZ7EwK,ykZTocV,vUX25Xa,fRvqKMA,2U4HDMc,ihcGemp,omYSG12#0 No.5231
No.5232
>>5230Kek good job m8. John is OP as fuck.
No.5233
>>5230Uprising pepe should be angry category, you need 7 more cards too.
Theyre super good though bro.
No.5234
>>5232>>5233thanks guys. The main thread is over here if you're interested
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/17543576 No.5235
u kno wat time it is ;4)
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>>5237>not liking the Royal Family Paki/ Leftie pls go
No.5240
Morning m8z what you up to today
No.5241
>>5240Morning. I planned to sit in the garden for a bit because it was sunny and no one else is here, but a dark cloud has just covered up the sky, and it started raining while I was typing this. Typical.
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>>11099
woah, look at that jump
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