No.5239
WEDNESDAY BRITFEEL THREAD
morning lads
Pep-E-Oh! Edition
No.5243
It didn't rain for long, but now it's all damp out there.
No.5244
>>5243Really windy here, it's just annoying. Roof tile keeps squeaking.
No.5245
>>5244It's fairly windy here too, but not quite as bad as yesterday.
No.5246
Might just end it all lads.
Older sister is pregnant. She's constantly round the house yapping on about myths (raw egg and rare steaks etc). She's not even a month preggers and she's already doing the
>as a mother
It's only downhill from here.
No.5247
>>5246My younger sister had a kid last year, it was difficult to handle the thought when she was first pregnant, but as time went on I got used to the idea. Her daughter's about 9 months old now, seriously adorable, and it's great watching her learn new things all the time. Changed my perspective on life as whole as well, for the better.
No.5248
Also pinch punch first of the month, no returns ;^)
>>5247Yeah it might be better after, might be worse tho. Never gotten on with this sister though.
No.5249
when is star citizen's single player campaign going to be coming out lads?
No.5251
My knife for wood whittling just arrived. Gonna go find some good quality wood later and try to sculpt my first masterpiece. Might I be on a terrorist watchlist for ordering this?
No.5252
>>5251They are already on their way m8
No.5253
>>5251depends if you're white or not
No.5254
>>5250I hope they're not bullshitting, if we had the alpha by this year that would be fucking amazing. Going to need to get a whole new computer, though.
No.5255
>>5254It's a safe bet these days to assume it will be delayed 5 more times, will be completely broken and unplayable on release, and will be a disappointment all-round.
No.5256
>>5255While the shareholders walk off with $100 million. Before releasing a new game where you can purchase virtual cars for $100 before release.
It's ok though, it's going to be the best car game of all time.
No.5257
just spent like 40 mins doing one of those massive application forms
>they wont even get back to me
No.5258
>>5257Companies that make you fill in their custom questionnaires rather then just take your cv are cunts
No.5259
>>5257I fucking hate them, never done one for myself, but helped my mum's partner do loads over the last few years. Some of them take hours and you have to give them exact dates for all the jobs you've done and what you did between them. Fucking nightmare.
>mfw it times out No.5260
>>5259Or you fill the whole thing in, press submit
>page not found No.5262
Alright lads I just bought Dark Souls.
No.5263
>>5262are you the guy that thinks DS2 is cozy?
congrats man, hope you enjoy it
No.5264
>>5263I'm not that guy.
I think the only reason I didn't get it earlier was the dank memes surrounding it.
No.5265
No.5266
>>5263no I'm that guy, and it is cozy motherfucker
No.5267
No.5268
>mum always asks me to go to the shop for beer
>it's fucking next door and she could do it herself
>feel self conscious as fuck because I don't have a job and she keeps making me buy beer from them during weekdays
>gets pissy and acts like I'm selfish if I don't go
Can't wait to fucking move out.
No.5269
>>5268She sounds like a lazy alcy tbh m8.
No.5270
>tfw I've fallen in love with some random fat american girl on tumblr
for the record I only ever go on their for wank material. But this girl is just literal perfection. She actually describes herself as literal perfection which just makes her even hotter to me.
I am seriously tempted to buy her shit off of her wishlist. Pls stop me.
No.5271
>>5270Mate, what the fuck are you doing? That's honestly pathetic. I don't like to put people down but get a hold of yourself.
No.5272
>>5270>I am seriously tempted to buy her shit off of her wishlist.There's nothing more pathetic than findom mate.
No.5273
>>5270>being the cuck that buys girls stuff from wishlists m8 pls.
Also post pics
No.5274
>>5269Yeah, she's normally decent but she needs to lay off the drinks and stop getting me to go fucking next door to the shop or out to the car everytime she needs something
No.5275
>>5271>>5272>>5273thanks lads, I needed that.
No.5276
>>5275I thought britfeel knew better than this, dissapointed you even considered it mate.
No.5277
No.5278
>>5276Loneliness is a powerful thing, anon. I know how fucking stupid it is which is why I posted here for people to call me out on it rather than doing it.
>>5277nah, suffices to say that she's fat and plain and really nothing to be exited about, which makes it even weirder that I had this sudden urge.
No.5279
>>5275post pics of her you dirty cuck
No.5280
>tfw can't legally own a handgun and conceal carry for self defence
feels bad
No.5281
>>5280>implying you have or will ever need it No.5282
>>5281>absolutely nobody has ever been assaulted in British history ever No.5283
I like Britain's current gun laws. The perfect ideal would be what we have now + ability to purchase higher calibre rifles after extensive checks.
No.5284
>>5283>I like our current gunlaws>doesn't even know our current gunlaws No.5285
the only thing I dislike about not having more freely accessible guns is the hypothetical situation in which we wouldn't be able to rise up against a corrupt government if we needed to. That was the principal behind gun laws in america, it ensured the people remained powerful.
No.5286
>>5285for me although I agree with your point I see it more from an individual self defence than a prevention of tyranny point of view
humans should have the right to defend their lives but the reality is we simply don't in Britain, because we're denied the only effective means of doing so. I shouldn't have to stick to a strict diet and excercise regime and train MMA for years just to avoid getting beaten to a pulp, and even if I did that it's still possible I'd get ran through by someone with a baseball bat or a knife anyways.
No.5287
>>5284Want a bet m8. Been shooting from a young age.
>>5285Might have been an issue 100years ago, nothing they could do now though.
No.5288
>>5287are .50 calibre rifles not high enough for you lad
>nothing they could do now thoughAgainst a government?
No.5289
>>5287>nothing they could do now though.they could if they wanted to. You don't see it in their riots because it's only niggers and the stupidest of whites that get involved. If the government declared marshall law or something ridiculous then the people have means to fight back if they wanted.
No.5290
>>5288>Those weapons and ammunition, which are prohibited, consist of:
>ii) any self-loading or pump-action rifled gun other than one which is chambered for .22 rimfire cartridges (section 5(1)(ab));
>>5289I still don't think it would matter, unless the government did it in a super retarded unrealistic way.
The average American wouldn't even care, all the civil rights abuses by their government /police atm and they still don't give a shit.
As long as they can have their tv and burgers they would be content.
One positive thing would be that it's a good deterrence against foreign occupation. But even that isn't assured, lots would rather run than fight
No.5291
>>5290oh, I get you now. Sure you can have high calibres, but not in semi auto. I would like to have that too but handguns and right to carry is a bigger issue for me.
Also mate, there's a difference between spying on your internet activity and living under a brutal dictatorship. As soon as people's living standards are miserable, they'll fight back.
No.5292
>>5291Yeah I get that, I'm saying that if it were to happen it wouldn't be a stereotypical brutal dictatorship. It would be a slow continuation of eroding civil rights and liberties. It's not in a dictator /corporate controls interest to upset the average citizen.
I don't think there will ever be anything, no matter how bad, that will make the general American populace rise up against the government. The majority simply don't care.
No.5294
>>5292Absolutely, that's what we call creeping fascism. The thing is, in America they have a failsafe of guns. As soon as they encroach to far on gun rights people will fight back and anti authoritarianism will gain momentum. Over here we have no defence and will simply gradually lose more and more rights over time.
No.5295
>>5286So if guns are legalised how will you defend yourself if some crazy guy runs comes up to you and shoots you? Guns are for people who want to protect themselves from people with guns.
No.5296
>>5295I'm statistically more likely to be mugged than the target of a crazed madman whose sole goal is to murder me. People should be subject to background and mental health checks before purchasing a gun anyways.
No.5297
>>5296We'd all fail then seeing as most of have depression then m8..
No.5298
>>5297I'm not diagnosed so I'm safe nigga
No.5299
m8s this is so hard I only just defeated the taurus demon
No.5300
So I got my money from dead relative guys, an I've bought myself a dualshock 4 and the Ascension boardgame.
I have to fucking get it at Easter though, due to the 2 bank holidays coming up delivery is going to be a complete bitch. 1 Day delivery will be here on Saturday, 2 day delivery will be here Wednesday. If I'd ordered it this morning I'd probably have got the one day delivery tomorrow and the 2 day on saturday but I have to wait an entire week.
No.5301
>>5300That always ends up happening to me too, it's bullshit, especially as there's a massive amazon warehouse just down the road from me.
No.5302
>>5301Yeah, the warehouse is only 40 minutes away from me. I know people who've worked there. Hopefully the dates they gave are just worst possible situations and Ill get surprised with an earlier delivery.
No.5303
>>5299Why didn't you wait for Scholar of the first sin?
No.5304
>>5303That's Dark Souls 2 though. This guy is playing the first game.
No.5305
god the people in the other britfeel are such retards
No.5306
>>5305>god the people on the other chan are such retardsftfy
No.5307
>>5305I've given up on even checking it if I'm honest, I just can't be bothered with them.
No.5308
I thought bulking would be fun tbh but it literally is just eating a lot of boring food like eggs and chicken breasts. I normally used to consume like 1600 calories a day, 4-600 of that being from fizzy drinks. Am now eating 2500 cals a day, feel bloated tbh
No.5309
who is the coolest boy's club member and why is it landwolf?
>>5308>bulking>2500 calories No.5310
>>5309500 cals over maintenance tbh
No.5311
posting for the memories
No.5312
>>5310nigger maintenance for a man is 2500
No.5313
>>5308That's why you gotta just eat normally, then drink a large bottle of delicious chocolate milk.
No.5315
>>5312Not for me, I'm skinny as shiet
>>5314tbh I did cheat today and had a bottle of lucozade which has loads of calories in it and chocolate
No.5316
>>5313normal for me is a 1000 calories pizza and 2L bottle of coke, I was getting like 20g of protein a day before max
No.5317
>tfw watching TV
>everyone is younger and more successful than me
No.5318
>nintendo direct
>dlc
>dlc
>dlc
>amiibos
>dlc
>dlc
>dlc
Kek, still not persuaded to buy their consoles.
No.5319
I'M DRACULA BITCH
DON'T GET A PROBLEM WITH SMACKING A BITCH
OOGA BOOGA
No.5320
>twitch streamer with thousands of viewers talking about good boy points and pepe
r9k is normieland now
No.5321
>>5320>nowMost of us from other boards have thought of /r9k/ as normalfag city for years. But yeah, that shit has really exploded within the last few months.
No.5322
>>5321>Most of us from other boards have thought of /r9k/ as normalfag city for years.Sorry I'm not up to your standards.
No.5323
>>5322Hey I don't particularly care, you were complaining about "normies"
it's fucking normalfags so I thought I'd mention it. You're on 8chan now anyway, it ain't possible to be normal once you've made it here.
No.5324
>>5320I love how gaming youtubers and twitch stremers and stuff get shouted at for being normies despite the fact that they're still the sort of people who probably got bullied in schools.
I'm happy that due to having such a large population we can pull our little circle of outcasts even tighter and shun the people who are too sociable.
No.5325
So I just finished the main story of hyrule warriors, and while it was fanfiction tier I have no problem with that as it was super fun.
Gunna play through the DLC where I get to be the bad guys then Ill probably have to be done with it, I cant be doing with the insane amount of effort Ill have to put into the adventure map.
No.5326
lads how do I into ESA? I'm depressed
No.5327
>>5326get signed off by your doctor, get fucked over by ATOS, repeat ad infinitum
No.5328
>tfw no chubby slag gf
No.5329
where is everyone? first day of NEET here ;_;
No.5330
>>5329I'm here, nothing happening in my life though. Lupus hasn't reported back since she was shitting and vomiting blood and called for an ambulance, so she's probably in hospital or dead.
No.5331
>>53261) Go to doctor and get him to give you a medical certificate for depression /anxiety
2) Google esa and phone the number on the government website to start for claim ~30 minute phone call.
3) they will send you a questionnaire in the post to fill in. They will also send you transcripts of your phone claim to check things are right.
4) Send in your medical certificate along with the questionnaire.
5) wait for results of the group you are being put into. Possibly have to go to a face to face interview.
No.5333
>>5327how do I get signed off by a doctor though? I'm not currently working so I have nothing to be signed off from
>>5329welcome to the club, what were you doing before?
>>5330shit i hope he's alright, I never even noticed that had happened.
>>5331> Go to doctor and get him to give you a medical certificate for depression /anxiety What do I say to them? Also, I don't have anxiety, just depression. Will that affect things?
>group what's this mean?
No.5334
>>5333Have you gone to your doctor before? If you're not already diagnosed with depression I would see then once, then come back another time for the note so you don't seem super scrounger.
There's 2 groups in esa, one helps you find/cope with work, the other leaves you alone. Google esa and read through the gov site.
No.5335
>>5334thanks
what do I have to do if I get into the help group? I just want to see a therapist, Jobcentre shit makes me feel even worse.
No.5336
>>5335I think it's like a easier jsa except with 100+ a week. Not too bad. But the support group is definitely the best.
No.5337
Gone and fucked up my leg, it now hurts whenever I move it in a certain way, it just so happens I need to move it in that way to walk. Guess i've got no choice but to stay sat down all day.
No.5338
>tfw incline flies
I fucking hate them.
What your least liked exercise britfeel?
No.5339
>>5338Shoulder press, I can't lift up man
No.5340
>>5338I don't exercise, so everything I guess.
No.5341
>>5338>>5339hamstring curls
No.5342
No.5343
>tfw you're going through that stage on fluoexetine where it makes you feel like shit/tired
hopefully this will be gone soon
No.5344
>>5343How long have you been taking it?
No.5345
>>5343tfw prozac bloat face
No.5346
>>5344upped to 40mg 2 weeks ago
>>5345is that a real thing? does it pass?
No.5347
Big debate tonight lads ;4)
No.5348
>>5346Ah right, I think I was on about 60mg by the end of my run because it wasn't doing anything besides destroying my ability to get up off my bed or have any kind of emotion, and the doctor kept upping it. Had to stop taking it eventually and move on to citalopram because I showed no signs of improving. That was just as bad but with the added effect of not being able to piss without me pushing really hard for 5 minutes. Moved on to some other drug I forget the name of, which obliterated my sense of self-concept and desire completely, and it took about 2 years to get a feeling of who I was again. I pretty much refuse to take meds for depression/anxiety now.
No.5349
>>5347what one is it today?
No.5350
>>5346god I loved citalopram, sertraline made me feel like an alien (like my body wasn't mine and I didn't exist) and they just kept upping it until I was on the verge of a breakdown thinking I was a bodysnatcher or something
>>5346yeah it is and yeah it does pass, I'm just prone to gaining water weight in my face thanks to years of various antidepressants and antipsychotics
No.5351
Did you guys try lifestyle changes such as diet, exercise, and new hobbies before going on antidepressants?
No.5352
>>5351yes, I exercise 5 times a week, eat a wheat free meat free diet, average 5 fruit or veg a day - I have been prescribed antidepressants as depression is comorbid with my actual diagnosis, also as a way of combatting the anxiety of the intrusive and obsessive thoughts that I get as part of my diagnosis (not OCD)
I do know however some people for whom diet and exercise has been incredibly successful, and I would always recommend that people try them before taking antidepressants
No.5353
>>5352>meat free>helping depression what?
No.5354
>>5351No, that would have required at least a tiny bit of optimism, self-confidence, independence and a pro-active mindset. I was utterly hopeless, pessimistic, and trapped within a bottomless cycle of negative thoughts, and my social anxiety prevented me from doing anything or having anyone to talk to about it. I was pretty close to just hanging myself and ending it all. Antidepressants killed off my emotions which stopped the pain, but also stopped me feeling anything at all. Only within recent months have I been mentally prepared to start thinking about improving my situation, dealing with social anxiety first so I can actually leave my room to do the next steps.
No.5355
>>5353every time I ate meat I would get obsessive thoughts about animal suffering, I was anemic for a while as a result but I've managed to balance my diet fairly well
No.5356
>>5355>every time I ate meat I would get obsessive thoughts about animal sufferingayy lmao
No.5357
>in a thread
>someone posts CP
>mods delete it
>I make another thread complaining
>banned for three days
fuck the janitors. they deleted someone else's post because he made a hotpocket joke too.
No.5358
>>5356my therapist outright laughed when I told them kek, it does sound pretty fucked up but then I did think I was an alien for a bit, psychosis is fun (v:
No.5359
>>5358you're obviously a transayylien with internalised xenophobia
No.5360
there's not a lot of people on dark souls 2 SOTFS tbh
No.5361
>>5357There have been a lot of instances of CP appearing in threads just before they are deleted in recent months on halfchan. Some people on 8/sp/ suspect foul play by the halfchan mods, but I don't know if their investigations led to anything substantial.
No.5362
>>5361I wish some of you guys put aside the time to collate all the evidence of the mod teams being total shitters, don your dynamic IPs and spam that shit everywhere. The asshurt would be amazing.
No.5363
>>5349The jumbo one with fuck loads of leaders
No.5364
>>5363holy shit yes
what time? Is the reactionary going to be able to stream?
No.5365
>>53648-10 itv
No idea about the stream but I'll be in irc regardless
No.5366
>>5362We did when the janitor IRC leaks came out, but they went full lock-down, set all the links and images to autoban, and spread the rumour that it was just a "conspiracy theory". One mod (Troid) was even deleting threads and posts that spoke out against mod bullshit from archive.moe, I think since then anons on /irc/ reported this and got his powers taken away.
No.5367
>tfw cutting because I'm too poor to continue bulking
ayyy
No.5368
who else /hyped/ for debates here?
Skipping dinner so I can gorge on snacks the entire time
No.5369
>>5368/Me/
But I have no snacks ;_;
>>5367Basics garlic bread
No.5370
NATALIE
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No.5371
>>5370P L Y W O O D
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No.5372
ITS ABOUT TO START AHHHHHHH
No.5373
No.5374
>>5373>2015>not having a tv No.5375
No.5376
come on Natalie lad
No.5377
greens were the only party to mention benefits there
No.5378
>>5377Only party to say 'stop blaming immigrants'.
No.5379
>tfw IRC is fucking up for me
No.5380
FACTS ARE SCAREMONGERING YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
No.5381
>>5380We must treat anyone in the world that wants to use the UK's NHS like real human beans.
No.5382
>>5381I can't fucking believe it. He dropped some hard facts and the welsh bitch just said "that is scaremongering and you should be ashamed of yourself"
the whole audience clapped
what the fuck
No.5383
No.5384
( ° ʖ °) TIME FOR PEE PEE POO POO ( ~ ʖ °)
No.5385
>>5383>>5384Lads I keep getting stuck on the connected stream, what do?
No.5386
>>5382It's that moment where everyone thinks "oh shit, I don't want to seem racist, better clap".
No.5387
>>5385Try Firefox.
I'm watching on tv though
No.5388
thoroughly enjoyed that debate boys
No.5389
>>5388I was bored stiff, but then I don't follow nor have much interest in politics.
No.5390
>>5388Can't wait for question time.
Isn't that legend who btfo feminists going to be on?
No.5391
>>5390That's Peter Hitchens, and yeah he's on.
Don't expect them to go easy on him though
No.5392
Okay guys, Im back home for easter. How do I speak to my friends from home, Its been 4 months.
No.5393
>>5392Facebook message or text
>back for easter, want to get a drink? Been too long No.5394
>>5392Don't ask me, it's been 7 years since I've spoken to most of mine, 3 years since the last encounter.
I never even left home. No.5395
>tfw you take a huge shit and it feels like your body is full restored
No.5396
No.5397
Alright lads. First week or so of work is over. To be honest it isn't bad at all. I basically play emulated sega games and wait for old people to call up, then I tell them how to reinstall an app or turn their device off and on. It's hideously easy.
No.5398
>>5397Wow that sounds pretty comfy m8
No.5399
>>5397>waah work so shit I want to dieTold you it would get better mate.
No.5400
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No.5401
Afternoon britfeel. So, after spending about 4 hours in A&E they ended up giving me an endoscopy, found a stomach ulcer, that was caused some internal bleeding, made by the NSAIDs that I'm on. Bit shit but not too serious. They could sort it out fairly easily. Just need to be more careful with my medication now, and have a new med added to protect my stomach for a while.
Also reading through the thread who's this?
>>5350>>5355>>5358I thought I was the only psychotic vegetarian in here. How have we never been online at the same time that's fucking mental man.
No.5402
>>5401Glad to hear you're alright, to some extent at least, honestly thought you might have kicked the bucket.
No.5403
Just spent hours upon hours dreaming the most vivid dreams full of symbols and hidden meanings and references to the waking world
that was fun as fuck
how's it going lads? I feel at peace with myself today.
No.5404
No.5406
>>5402Nah, it'll take more than that m8. Was just just bored shitless on a ward, I have unlimited 4G but I never have any signal at all in the hospital. I think it's so you have to pay for their shit tv/Internet thing.
>>5403Good to hear! It's alright generally. Got home this morning, to find I've been fully accepted to start my OU degree in February. Completely shitting it. I've opted for a 'computer science combined with mathematics.' So hopefully I can do something with it afterwards if I get better or something!
No.5407
>>5406good to hear mate, I'm going to apply for college today because I've been feeling a lot less depressed for most of March. Feels good.
Also lads in the dream for much of it I was a tiger stalking through an ancient forest with a white tiger, mechanical wooden spider, and stone golem covered in intricate moss patterns. Shit was so intense.
No.5408
>>5407That sounds proper sick man. Was it like a real sensory experience as well? Like feeling the leaves and twigs crunch under your paws and shit? Also great news mate. I'm truly happy for you. It's only going to get better from here yeah.
No.5409
>annoying innit sickgirl optimist didn't die
No.5410
>>5408sadly I didn't feel that level of detail, but I did eat a delicious as fuck chinese buffet earlier on in the dream so it's all good
cheers lad
No.5411
No.5412
>>5409>>5411Aye, I also respond to, lupus, the manlet or Barry.
>>5410Safe, you dream food is best you eat as much as want without the guilt.
No.5413
>>5401Good to hear you're not dead mate.
So I bought castlevania mirror of fate on steam last night because it's an actual metroidvania style game. played up to the first boss and it seems super fun.
Gotta wait until fucking Wednesday for my controller to get here though, as the keyboard controls are pretty horrible. Fucking bank holidays.
No.5414
My new ramen pjs came. They're cute as fuck.
No.5415
No.5416
>>5415Fucking aye. The bottoms are red part, they have fucking happy sushi and spring rolls on. What more could you ask for.
No.5417
college application sent out
going to see my old friends on Saturday, will try not to end up in hospital this time
we normie now
No.5418
>>5417nice one m8, be careful since it's bank holiday weekend and when I went out earlier there were fuckloads of people about
>>5416>tfw no cute japanese food pjs No.5420
Text my friends, going out to some party tonight.
Also embracing the normie I guess, although I havent been drunk for months. Hopefully I can still drink shitloads.
No.5422
>>5417Be careful man. Don't over do it! I kind of wish I had friends to at least come over and hang out or some shit. You lot are the closest thing I've got currently. Which is really fucking pathetic to be fair.
>>5418I've just put them on. They're cozy as fuck.
>>5419Don't worry you're not alone. Still NEET until February. And I don't think I'll ever have mates.
>>5420Never understood why you'd want to get drunk. It seems redundant, 'paying to probably piss myself and start a fight' would rather just have one drink two at most and coast on a little buzz.
No.5423
>>5422Drinking takes away my social anxiety and makes me happy.
No.5424
>>5423Well, that makes sense I guess if it helps you function better. Sure. Who's anyone but yourself to know your limit right?
No.5425
>>5423>Drinking takes away my social anxiety>tfw have social anxiety but don't drinkIf I'd known I was choosing hard mode when I was younger I would have made some very different choices growing up.
No.5426
>realizing the people I'm going to have to become friends with are people I'm not going to like
I've always known it but it's starting to sink in.
No.5427
>>5424Yeah, my problem is despite being a hyper manlet (5'2) I can drink more than anyone I know, so everyone assumes I'm drinking to much, which means I need to drink more to be able to deal with them. It's a horrible loop.
No.5428
>tfw looking at facebook profiles of people you knew from school who are now dead
No.5429
>>5426Isn't that just the general public?
>>5427Fucking aye, you're the same height as me all we need is three more under 5'6 and we could form a megazord! You can be Sam. The S.ocial A.nxiety M.anlet. There's no point trying to relate to those normie pricks. I wouldn't even bother.
No.5430
3rd day at the gym, going well.. I wish I could do a bit more running though, I like the feel when you feel like you're about to pass out after a long run. Underweight so just putting on muscle atm
No.5431
>>5429>has a boyfriend >calls other people normiesTop jej
No.5432
>>5430>tfw just finished squats and calf raises I think I will stay on this sofa for the rest of the day
No.5433
>>5428>facebookI only know of one person who died that I went to school with from a young age, crashed his motorbike into a lamppost I think. He was always a rough kid, but not a completely awful person on the inside. Felt pretty bad, especially for his girlfriend who I used to sit next to and have banter with in philosophy.
No.5434
>>5432I was really really sore the first time I went but Im not that sore anymore. Not sure if I need to push myself harder or what
No.5435
>>5433Almost always car crashes for our age man.
I'm 23, 3 dead facebook friends, all from traffic accidents. Got 2 others who nearly killed themselves in a crash but managed to pull through, one can't walk much.
One sad one was this girl I knew at a different school, she had just got her a2 results and got in to her first choice. Crashed and died whilst driving into town to meet up with everyone else for results day night out. None of us found out until the morning after. People were wondering where she was.
No.5436
>>5431To be fair, on the sliding scale of normie. I'm only just on there due to several factors. And the general public still deem me as a NEET unfavourable and clearly unlikable human. If it were any of you, with my same issues, mental, physical and social, it wouldn't be contested. But it's fine. I'm just happy to have people to talk to.
No.5437
>>5434I feel exactly the same don't worry bro. First leg day I did I was sore until leg day the next week. But once I worked the muscle again it felt a lot better, stretches it out a bit if you know what I mean.
No.5438
>>5434Nah, DOMS tends to be much more severe when you first start working out. If your lifts are progressing, you've nothing to worry about.
No.5439
>>5433Guy I know got hit by a train at a crossing.
Still got him added on steam, skype and facebook.
No.5440
>>5436> If it were any of you, with my same issues, mental, physical and social, it wouldn't be contestedyes because we wouldn't (and don't) have a relationship, in spite of everything else
No.5441
>>5436the only normal thing about me (the forced vegetarian with alien delusions) is the fact that I have a full time job that I happen to love (and I exercise and eat well to stop the bad thoughts ehe), but that somehow means I'm a normie that doesn't deserve to shitpost on this mongolian throat singing discussion board
No.5442
Dark Souls is starting to stop being fun.
It's just tedious.
No.5443
indian tonight tbh
No.5444
>>5417thank you for the kind responses to this post lads
>go to tesco>the foreign food section just got in a fuckload of stuff I've been wanting for ages>Japanese ramen, sesame oil, sririacha sauce, cheap soy sauce for cooking, tofu, fresh udon noodles>while I was in tesco the lady from the factory job I applied for asked me to come in for training on monday, which means I'll likely be employed a few weeks from nowFucking hell? What's happening? It's like everything is falling into place at once.
No.5445
>>5444normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.5446
No.5447
>>5444happy for you, my local Tesco do a nice japanese range
No.5448
>>5441Aye, I was reading your posts earlier, I'm also a vegetarian who's got psychosis too, been on Aripriprozole for ages now. Doesn't do shit though. Auditory and visual hallucinations, are yours consistent or do you get differentiating delusions.
>>5444Congrats man! Also
reeee etc.
No.5449
>>5443Jel
>>5444>>5447Wat the fug, no supermarkets near me have any Japanese stuff ;_;
No.5451
>>5449I think I'm going to go take a picture of what I bought actually to show you guys, I was very impressed. They all stock sushi rice and nori but fresh fish is too expensive so I tend to just make ramen for my weeb fix these days, that or onigiri.
No.5452
>>5450How did you get the job?
Did you get on your bike and give everyone a strong handshake?
No.5453
>>5452the factory recruits mainly from the jobcentre and I just happened to come in to sign on one day while they were shilling, was told I'd get sanctioned if I didn't go apply for it straight away
No.5455
>>5448differentiating delusions, mostly religious in nature for some reason, started as thinking I was going to be reborn as a new God when I was about 13 years old kek
>>5450>tfw living in a Tory majority arealife is suffering
No.5456
>>5455Sick. At least yours sound fairly fun mate. Mine are generic non descript voices that shout abuse at me or tell when someone's been talking about me behind my back etc. The hallucinations are a little more interest they vary from minor movements, to full blown psychotic episodes where the perception of reality is lost completely.
No.5457
>>5456I regular have visual hallucinations of shadows and things crawling from tables and walls (like bugs but more demonic I guess? such edgemaster kek) but the only auditory ones I've had are ones that occurred in full blown psychotic episodes, I do hear sighing and whispering and distant music but I manage to block it out by listening to music and in all honesty compared to my other symptoms I can deal with it.
I don't think I could deal with abuse being shouted at me, that must really suck. I definitely would say mine are more fun than that.
No.5458
>>5442Where too are you mate? I gave up after getting to Anor Lodo thanks to some spooky scary skeletons.
No.5459
Where's the jap food pics u mug
No.5460
>>5457Nice to have you on board mate. Do you have a definitive diagnosis? Or are they just being determined as schizoid.
I keep buying shit. I can't help it. There's so much kawaii crap on the Internet. And it makes me happy. Just bought a manki cat topper for my phone.
No.5461
>>5460borderline personality disorder comorbid with schizoid delusions and obsessive compulsive tendencies, nice to meet someone else that kinda gets it ehekawaii shit is the best, I have a Doraemon keyring whose eyes have rubbed off that I bought in a shitty tourist shop in Southampton and I'm scouring the internet for something to replace him because otherwise I'll lose my keys. I really need to invest in a dustplug as well.
No.5462
who else /carry on films/ here? comfy british bawdy comedy is the best
No.5463
>>5461Yeah man. I'll keep my eye for you, see if I come across anything cute af that could replace him. And nah I totally get it. You're not the bloke who was massively into his birthday cake from halfchan are you?
No.5464
>>5459sorry lad I went to make dinner, I'll post it after I'm done eating. Made spicy ground beef ramen for dinner. The sesame oil really added a whole other level to it. Going to make a fried tofu miso ramen or tomato ramen next
No.5465
>>5463kek no I'm not, I haven't been on halfchan britfeel in forever so I don't even get the reference sadly
No.5466
>>5465No worries, I don't post there anymore, just lurk the thread. He was some gay guy with bpd who buys 1-2 birthday cakes from tesco a week. Just to eat as a a whole on their own.
No.5467
No.5468
>>5466that's fairly impressive, how does he not get embarrassed buying cakes obviously for himself all the time? godspeed to his confidence (and blood sugar)
No.5469
>>5467Yep still jelly
Udon is based. Try some curry udon when you have the chance, super tasty.
No.5470
just went into britfeel on 4chins for the first time in a couple of days, it actually looks decent for once. Might start posting there again once my ban ends.
No.5471
>>5467Safe. That's pretty sick man.
>>5468That's what he was on about. Feeling properly shifty buying them so frequently. And although no one's ever pulled him up on it, he was paranoid about them thinking about his dirty little habit.
>>5470Is it? Not checked it today. Might go have a gander. It's been dead recently.
No.5472
>>5471better than usual, people actually seemed to be talking about relevant shit instead of just /int/ing it up
was happy to see muslim sex gang man was still posting his copypasta
No.5473
will you b my hero
No.5474
>>5473NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE
DO DO DODO
Fuckkkk offffffff
No.5475
Anyone doing anything for Easter? I know I'm not.
No.5476
>>5475In laws are up. Mother in law just made a lemon sponge cake. And it was so good I'm actually feeling bitter about it. Like the audacity to come to my house and show up my baking skills. It's almost as though she's just said 'The gauntlet has been thrown down, don't hurt yourself trying to pick it up' Al because I made this amazing one last time. And said 'it's a secret' when she asked for the recipe. Now it's just a 'well fuck you and your cake mate'
No.5477
>>5475my normie as fuck brother will be over with his normie as fuck baby and girlfriend, I'll probably go to church and eat some chocolate even though it gives me digestive problems
No.5478
>>5476m8 I'm all about lemon sponge cake
No.5479
>>5477Reminds me of when I was a young cheeki breeki. Would go to church for 10mins every year for the free creme egg.
No.5480
still can't believe I'm starting work in a few weeks lads
No.5481
>>5480Gotta enjoy your neet time before its gone
No.5482
>>5480Shit got real pretty quick. You'll have to keep us updated on how it's all going
No.5483
>>5481ayy, gonna get my NEETcave nice and tidy and play some vidya and watch some anime. Maybe start with Japanese lessons again too. Hopefully my college application gets accepted, that way I'll only be in full time work for about 4 months.
>>5482It really did. I'll be sure to update you guys, not sure what to do if I make it to normiedom though. I'd be worried my presence would shit up the place.
No.5484
Blighttown is 2 spooky 4 me.
No.5485
Night m8s
No.5486
probably consumed over 2500 calories in that indian alone tbh lads, massive food baby
now in bed playing dark souls 2
No.5487
>>5480enjoy morning anxiety/depression every morning
you may not get it tbh, I had it everyday at school and then when I worked for a couple months, it's a mixture of not having the will to get out of bed with anxiety. Anyone else had this?
No.5488
>>5487Yes, I get this a lot. Most recent time I can think of was a month or two ago, when I relapsed after doing pretty well with my sleep pattern for the few weeks prior. I woke up around 11:30am, which was way later than I wanted to, and I just lay in bed fretting over my failure and panicking. As each hour went by I got more and more anxious, until I finally got up around 5pm. Bad times.
No.5489
>>5488I always get it when I work, never when I am NEET (unless I have to go for a job interview early in the morning)
No.5490
>>5470It's still consistently shit whenever I've viewed it.
No.5491
the fuck, has everyone become NEET again? britfeel on halfchan is busy as ever
No.5493
I've stayed up until half 4 in the morning debating with someone on an anonymous imageboard for 2 hours about whether fapping to 2D girls with dicks makes you gay or not. What am I doing with my life. Time for bed.
No.5494
>>5493I didn't realise anyone was still in the thread. Everyone goes to bed about 12 usually. I've been up all night catching up with khan academy.
No.5495
>>5491Then why are you here? Fuck off shill
No.5497
So I got drunk last night and had fun. I'm going out for lunch today with my friends from home. I think I might be a normie now.
No.5500
>>5470I can't see myself going back tbh. The thread has changed. It's no longer feels and neettalk but a series of normie posts and gf woes.
No.5502
>>5500this. Even if it's "active" again, I don't feel right there
Also
>German guy asking our advise because we are apparently the biggest britboard on 8chanwe are now the 8chan authority on all things British lads.
No.5503
why do the halfchan retards keep making threads using thumbnail images?
No.5504
>>5497complete normie
leave tbh
No.5505
halfchan /v/ is a shithole now, mods delete anything that might remotely offend the SJW's even if it's completely vidya related.
No.5506
>>5505It's been this way since at least 2013 (have a look at this thread, and read all of the deleted posts
https://archive.moe/v/thread/205639253/), but they've gone full totalitarian since they kicked GG off, with the excuse that any complaints against social justice are actually sekrit GG infiltrators trying to harass women.
No.5507
>running back to a boss only to get caught on a corner and raped
god fuckin damn
No.5508
>>5507Entering a competition every hour to win a tablet with a year's subscription to composed. I just want something to listen to my classical on. ;_;
No.5509
I can't stop watching this lads
https://vine.co/v/OlKAn61dbEz No.5510
>>5497It's time to leave, normie.
Out.
No.5511
>>5509I think you can just righ-click->save vine's and post them directly on 8chan, testing.
No.5512
No.5513
Ok. Is there a way to unbuy something off eBay?
No.5514
>>5513http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/buy/questions/retract-bid.html>If you won the item but want to cancel the transaction, you'll have to contact the seller to explain the situation. You'll must get their agreement to a mutual withdrawal from sale. No.5515
>>5513If it doesnt cost much to post just 'buy' it then return it with an excuse.
>didn't match description No.5516
I might do. It's more the fact I'm going to be in so much shit when it turns up. I just got a notification about an ipad air 2 I bought last night whilst tripping on morphine.
No.5517
>>5516return under the distant selling regulations, yeah you might get a shitty feedback but you won't have to pay for it
No.5518
>>5517I've sent a message to the seller trying to appeal to their better nature and I've explained how I was on very strong medication. Hopefully it'll be enough. If not I'll contact eBay and let them know despite contacting the seller and explaining it was due to a disability. They proceeded to send the product. And see if they shit themselves or not.
No.5519
I hate James Corden so much.
Why does he have to embarrass us so much.
No.5521
>>5506there's been a bit of a buzz recently about a joke about trans people being removed from Obsidians new game. Naturally those threads are purged
No.5522
>>5521That's why several thousands of us haven't been there since September.
The full story right now is that Obsidian contacted the backer who wrote the limerick, and asked him if he wanted to change it, which he did. Whether or not they were going to remove it if he said no is left to guesswork, but an important thing to take into account is Obsidian's statement on the matter (pic 1 related). The claim that this one bit of text that "didn't strike the right tone" happened to skip the vetting process is utter bullshit. I hear that later in the game is an instance of described rape and a child being killed, so I hope Obsidian enjoy reading all of the complaints over nothing coming through the inch they gave to a deranged #KillAllMen tranny.
No.5524
>>5506>with the excuse that any complaints against social justice are actually sekrit GG infiltrators trying to harass women.Source on them using this excuse?
>>5521>>5522>tfw trans and still going to send them an email saying this is why I'm not buying their game when I wouldn't have anywayYou can always go on 8/v/ or make your own board to talk about that.
No.5525
>>5524>I'm not buying their game when I wouldn't have anywayThis is the same with 99% of all SJWs who complain, they don't play games they just like to ruin them
>make your own boardthis is our own board
No.5526
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Based af
No.5527
>>5519At least he's out of the country for the moment.
>>5522That is a disappointing end to the drama.
No.5528
>>5524Have a read of this thread
>>>/irc/107. If you read the logs in their entirety, it becomes very clear that the current 4chan staff believe anyone discussing genetic differences between races, or implying there's mental differences between men and women, or criticising the latest SJW "game", is in fact a "troll" from /pol/, or since the exodus, from 8chan. Moot even stated in his goodbye stream that he was pleased with what he did to /pol/ on 7th December (/pol/harbor), because it removed "people who's views were not welcome on the site".
No.5530
>tfw want to move to LA and live life as hank moody
>don't want to live amongst sjws or mistakenly make friends with one before they reveal the evil inside
It's just the desperate devs/journalists doing it to get some pussy right? They can't all be like that over there.
No.5531
>>5528What would you do if you were the owner of the site and you didn't want SJW's posting? It's like when I got banned from here for being a lefty, same thing
No.5532
>>5519>>5527>this fat inbred wanker is what Americans will now view as the typical Britat least he's
white No.5533
>>5531It's not the same thing as the SJW's are objectively in the wrong.
No.5534
>>5532James corden is to comedy what Adrian childes is to football commentary
No.5535
>>5531you were banned for being an insufferable wanker, not because you're a lefty (even though being a lefty is in itself just terrible)
No.5536
>>5531>What would you do if you were the owner of the site and you didn't want SJW's posting?I personally don't care if they post, and nor does hotwheels, the site owner. In fact he has welcomed them in multiple times, there's even a
>>>/leftypol/, which is currently the 15th most active board. The difference between 8chan and 4chan is that the board owners and moderators here are not site-wide "staff"; they are simply anons who created their own board. The only site-wide "moderators" are the global volunteers, who's only ability is to enforce the single global rule: no posting content that is illegal within the USA.
https://8ch.net/faq.html>The 8chan global staff are responsible for maintaining the site as a whole and protecting it from spam and illegal content. The administration is NOT responsible for enforcing any rules outside of the global rule. Any complaints about the content or management of a board should be addressed towards the owner of the board, unless it violates the law of the United States of America, or global policy.I'll assume you got banned by the person who created this board, who possibly has a more authoritarian approach to moderation, which is understandable due to what happened to the 4chan counterpart. If you disagree with this approach, you have the freedom to create and promote your own board. On 4chan you do not have this, in fact you get banned for daring to mention an alternative site by name.
No.5538
>>5536>I'll assume you got banned by the person who created this board, who possibly has a more authoritarian approach to moderation, which is understandable due to what happened to the 4chan counterpart.one of the mods banned him for like 2 days because he started shitposting about immigration being wonderful. Not in the sense of trying to debate it but just trying to rile people up.
we are very easy going on the moderation side and basically go with whatever the majority thinks
No.5539
>>5538Sounds fair enough, I know better than to just "listen & believe" those who complain about unjust bannings in an attempt to sow the seeds of distrust amongst the community with regards to the moderation of a board.
No.5540
Watching the BBCQT I missed.
I'm visibly mad over that dumb northern whore who hates Britain and wants no borders.
I'm surprised she got in the audience without a nigger cock hanging out her pikey mouth.
No.5541
Guy still hasn't got back to over this ipad. You know that feeling when your stomach knots up and you feel like you're going to puke or shit yourself with nerves? That.
No.5542
>>5541>You know that feeling when your stomach knots up and you feel like you're going to puke or shit yourself with nerves?Yes, very well.
No.5543
>>5542;_; it's so much money. I'm going to be in loads of shit. Who the fuck does that? Just buys stuff without knowing?
No.5544
No.5545
>>5543worse comes to worst you could always resell it on ebay?
No.5546
>>5543Just return it m8.
Had a pretty good dominos m8s, went to collect instead of delivery, felt weird as fuck walking through town.
No.5547
>>5544£218. I got it at 5.23am.
>>5545>>5546Bit the bullet and just admitted that I'd bought it. Got myself a bollocking. But then told that it was ok, if the seller won't respond. We'll keep it and it can come out of my game money.
No.5548
>>5547>Bit the bullet and just admitted that I'd bought it. Got myself a bollocking. from who?
No.5549
>>5547>game moneyAre you 13?
No.5550
Guys, I want you all to watch this guy for a bit.
He's a reminder of how much worse it could be.
https://www.youtube.com/user/1971chrismiller/videos No.5551
No.5552
>>5549If I don't give section my PIP and ESA out into chunks. I spend it all vidya. Like on in game purchases in my MMOs or in the steam sales. So it's a very rigid structure.
No.5553
>>5552w8 so you hand your bennies over to your parents so you don't spend it? Correct?
No.5554
>>5553My partner, but yeah, I hand over 750 of it a month. The majority goes into savings. I get to keep back 250, and if I require more for a particular game or something I want I have to make my case. It usually works out fairly well. But I saved up my 250's for a bit it seemed so had a fair whack in my current account.
No.5555
>>5554Oh ok that makes sense.
Y-you can return it if you want though!
I know when I was in my darkest times I wouldnt return wrong orders because of my spaghetti. Even with my takeaways sometimes they would forget things but I never complained because I didn't want to talk to anyone ;_;
No.5556
>>5555Nice quads.
That's exactly how I am. We'd rather keep it really than the stress I'd end up putting us through if I had to send multiple emails to the seller. It's just not worth it. We'll just have to find use for an expensive paperweight. Or maybe give it away for Father's day in a couple of months.
No.5557
>>5554So your partner gave you a bollocking?
Are you sure your partner isn't using you for your ESA?
also normie pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMBuN13tP9 No.5558
>>5556y-you should give it away
to me No.5559
>>5556I'll buy it off you for a tonne mate
No.5560
>>5557Probably. But I'll take what I can get. I'm in no position to be picky.
>>5558>>5559It's cool mate. I just need to look into it and see what I can actually fucking do with it. Then it won't feel like such a waste of money.
No.5561
>>5560If I had one I would;
- Watch Netflix
- Stream movies off my pc (ones which are not on Netflix)
- Learn languages with duolingo
- Watch youtube
- twitch streams
- Use it to look up random shit while gaming on pc (if I didn't have a second monitor)
I think the main advantage over using your pc to do these would be the comfy factor. You can snuggle up in bed and watch it on your side and rotate the screen to match your head angle.
No.5562
>tfw I can't use a drug-induced haze as an excuse to buy a 200 quid ipad
I really want a tablet but can't justify the expense
No.5563
>>5561Aye, that does sound pretty cozy. I could also do khan academy in bed at night, I've been doing it on my phone at night. So it'd be much better for that.
>>5562Get fucking trashed and let yourself loose on ebay. It's essentially the same difference.
No.5564
>>5563How do you do khan on your phone?
When I tried everything was too close together and just shit to use.
No.5565
>>5563If I'm trashed I won't be able to navigate ebay and will probably just fall asleep
No.5566
>>5564I have a Samsung alpha so it's a pretty big screen I guess? But it's a bit of a pain to try and use the scratch pad. It gets all confused and goes a bit mental. Other than that it's ok generally. But I do have tiny fingers,
No.5567
>>5566Ah that's probably why. I'm on an Xperia compact so really small screen compared to others ;_;
It's great for everything outside of apps tho
No.5568
>>5567That's what phones should be for really though. Mine is just an expensive way the chans. I don't call or text anyone, as who have I got to call?. Despite having unlimited everything. And then I don't use Facebook generally. Only on the odd occasion. It's liter just used to literally just used to lurk and shit post when I can't be arsed loading my computer.
No.5569
>>5568Ye if anything I want to go back to blackberry. Nothing better for typing. Having a full touch phone is ok for apps and that but shite for typing long emails
and arguing on the Internet No.5570
>>5568>I don't call or text anyone, as who have I got to call?I know this feel, I've always just been given relatives old phones because I have no real need for one besides when I went to college four years ago. Mine is about 5 years old now, and I have no interest in getting a new one anytime soon. I could count the amount of times I've topped up the credit on one hand.
No.5571
>>5570>>5569Aye. It's a a fucking con. Don't bother mate. Totally not worth it.
No.5572
>it's the 5th of April
Where did March even go
No.5573
>Went for nap 5 hours ago
>just woke up
Well I guess my sleeping pattern is fucked now.
No.5574
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It happened again.
No.5575
>>5572life flies when you're neet
No.5576
No.5577
>>5575>life flies when you're neetIt really does, it still feels like 2008 to me. I don't even recognise the culture outside, the fashion, the music, the hairstyles (when did everyone start shaving the sides of their head off? It looks retarded), anything. The disconnect really doesn't help with breaking out of neet/hikki life at all.
No.5578
>>5574we're their backup location now?
f-for what exactly?
No.5579
>>5576>>5578They were discussing random boards to move a certain discussion to if they got kicked off, they were just joking about
I think. No.5580
>>5579>if they got kicked offI thought the point of 8chan /v/ was that they
wouldn't get kicked off for non-approved discussions?
No.5581
>>5580The entire discussion was in jest.
No.5583
>2:41am
Why do I keep letting this happen? Time for bed.
No.5584
>tfw you eat your easter egg in one go
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
No.5585
Morning everyone. Despite napping for hours yesterday i still managed to sleep last night a bit, woke up at half 8.
No.5586
>>5585Wahey! Sick. Keep your sleep pattern solid man. You don't want it fucking up again.
No.5587
>>5585>tfw woke up by cat licking my head at 7am No.5588
decided to fast today lads. Wish me luck
No.5589
Takbir brothers.
No.5590
>>5588I do intermittent fasting erryday.
Wake up at 9am and only water until 2/3pm
No.5591
>>5590Shit is going down in the Classic fm Comments section.
A lot of Video game music is being added to the hall of fame this year, and people are losing their shit. 'THAT IS NOT CLASSICAL' Etc. Yet are fine with film scores?
No.5592
got about 4000 calories worth of chocolate eggs man, I'm bulking and working out atm so I'm trying not to eat them all in one go
No.5593
>woke up at 11am
>didn't have the willpower to get out of bed
>it's now half 4pm
>still hiding in bed feeling anxious as fuck
>everyone downstairs is eating dinner without me
It's been a while since this has happened, everything just fell apart over the last week or so. Fuck.
No.5594
>>5593How did it fall apart?
No.5595
>>5594Sleep pattern went out, didn't wash regularly, daily routine went to shit, anxiety levels have risen back up. A relapse I guess, this is the third time it's happened since I started trying to turn things around at the start of the year.
No.5596
Oh boy tonight's Louis theroux is on transgender kids.
Bbc2 9pm
No.5597
>>5596> transgender kids.I feel like this show is only going to piss me off
No.5598
>light at 7.30pm
Basically summer now tbh
No.5599
>tfw week off work
time for a taste of that sweet NEET life again.
No.5600
>>5598Pretty much, it's not as bad when I accidentally stay in bed until the evening now.
No.5601
>>5599Enjoy it m8
>>5600Yeah it's always nicer to wake when it's light outside. Waking up when it's like 6pm and dark in the winter is the worst.
No.5602
>tfw dead thread
No.5603
>>5602i-it's okay I'm still here
No.5604
>>5603what you up to mate?
No.5605
>>5604was watching transgender kids and gently raging whilst playing solitaire, now I'm going to try to do some Khan Academy and maybe play some PS2, what about you?
No.5606
>>5602>>5603I'm here too.
No.5607
No.5608
>>5605watching the tranny show too, but started it half an hour late.
And I'm trying to decide what game I'm going to play for the next week
No.5609
>"transgender" boy who sometimes lives as a girl
>plays minecraft and is a weaboo
kek'd a bit
No.5610
>>5609Best bit of the program lmao.
He's a future weaboo trap camwhore for sure
No.5611
Watching the Theroux I missed.
How do these kids learn words like 'transgender' and what they mean at such a young age?
No.5612
>>5611I didn't watch it, but I imagine just through wikipedia or tumblr. I knew a lot of shit before I was an appropriate age just by trawling the web. Tranny culture wasn't being pushed as hard as it is now though, thankfully.
No.5613
Whats the deal with KhanAcademy this week? I've only really just started, was the update day on a Sunday?
No.5614
>>5612Yeah, after they showed the kid had a tablet and was dancing to lady gaga.
The tablet was about the size of the kid too.
No.5615
>>5612>>5614The kid is actually 5 years old.
I guess this kind of information is more readily available today compared to a decade ago.
No.5616
>>5614>>5615>5Well shit, I was talking like, 10 and up. What the fuck are the parents doing?
No.5617
>>5616Probably too afraid of being transphobic.
When kids are very young they learn a lot from their parents. If their parents are not teaching them correctly it can fuck with the kids mind.
Example
>can I be a girl/boy
>you can be whatever you wantVs
>no you are a boy/girlIt would be interesting to see how these little conversations affect young kids while their minds are forming.
No.5618
>>5616This is pretty scary, when I was young I had rather long hair and played with 'girly' toys.
However I was playing with toy horses because I wanted to be a vet.
I'm not even effeminate now, I don't know how these people think they are right about what the kid thinks it is when they're 4.
No.5619
>>5617True. I vaguely remember asking my mum when I was little if me and my best friend (male) could get married when we were older, and she said something along the lines of "no, only boys and girls can get married, you can be flatmates though". I was happy with that, though I guess another kid's reaction might be to start thinking about cutting their cock off.
>>5618I used to play with my cousin and her barbies and sky-dancers and shit, pretty fun. At home I had action men and biker mice though.
No.5620
>>5618Wonder how you would have turned out if your parents took you to a transgender clinic. Or started asking you if you were transgender and wanted to be a girl.
No.5621
What's everyone's Khan Scores? Sorry mates I've been super poorly today, basically sleeping all day.
If you're not awake I'll update it tomorrow. Apologies.
No.5622
>>5619I had a parachute action man that I could throw off my flat balcony; 10/10 fun I'd do that shit now.
>>5620I would have said I'm a boy, and I was a boyish kid. But I think something small like that could snowball with parents like these kids have.
No.5623
>>5622Ace, I had a zip-line one that was super fun, and one that could swim in the bath. Also had a Dr. X that had transparent green intestines that liquid flowed through. The tablet generation is missing out big time.
No.5624
>>5623Found a picture, doesn't get any more 90s than this.
No.5625
We have a Toxic Crusader toy in our mantle piece. That was pinnacle childhood for me.
No.5627
>>5624my older brother had an Action Man that I think was my dad's whose eye you could look through, he was proper ace and I use to attach sandwich bags to his bag and lob him out of the window trying to get him caught in the trees
No.5628
>>5621Fuck, another week that went by quick. I haven't done any since last time, so mine hasn't changed (anon Q). I've not even been busy, it just completely slipped my mind.
No.5629
>>5624Oh shit man everyone wanted Dr x
Dat roid gut
No.5630
>>5628Right. Not to worry. I'll post the scores tomorrow when everyone else's updated. I was in hospital for the majority of the week so haven't been able to do much at all really. So I reckon it'll be a slow week for most.
No.5631
>looking to order a few plain t shirts
>hmmmm this one looks good
>let's read the reviews
> "My son has autism and rips his shirts on a daily basis your shirts are great quality and inexpensive and fit perfectly good choice of colours too"
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No.5632
>>5630new Anon here. Not sure what letter I'll be and I haven't applied myself much this week.
42874 so far
No.5633
>>5632I believe it's Anon T! and I'll add you right now mate
No.5634
I feel like I should be doing something right now.
No.5635
>>5634it's a bank holiday. I'm spending it faffing over a PC config. No need to do anything major today
No.5636
>tfw tooth is slowly chipping away in my mouth
It doesn't hurt yet but it's clearly on the way out
No.5637
>>5636Get to a dentist. If you're unemployed, they're free. They'll cap it. I left a chipped tooth for a year, it got infected and my mouth started to swell up. It was horrible.
No.5638
>>5630I also only started last week and I'm at 118,401, fuck decimals
No.5639
>>5638Wonderful mate. What was your letter?
No.5640
No.5641
>>5640kek why are you replying to my post? I was Y I think, I'm
>>5638 No.5642
>>5641just avin a giggle m8
No.5643
>>5621I cant remember my letter, but I was one of the later anons, I was on 67475, Im still on that number, Ive been a bit busy.
No.5644
Just went outside into the garden for the third time this week and year. Wasn't too bad besides it being a little chilly on any body part that wasn't directly hit with sunlight, and next door's dog going nuts over a motorbike that drove past. Might be a good time for me to start reading again.
No.5645
>>5641No worries mate, I got you down now,
>>5640Trouble causer.
>>5643You were ANON R mate.
I've added everyone now apart from ANON E, who's not given an update yet.
No.5646
>>5644Sounds nice m8.
>tfw family friend comes round uninvited and you get trapped upstairs Really want to do my weights in the garage fuggg
No.5647
>>5646I hate that the most.
>tfw trapped upstairs, drink is empty, no food, and "guests" are staying over the night>can hear them talking about you every now and again No.5648
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>>5645>Trouble causer. Just imparting the thread with a bit of
/mischief/ No.5649
>>5647>tfw pretend to be asleep when they come check on you>tfw you hear them talk about outside your door>tfw 'what do you think is actually the problem with anon? They're just a bit odd.' ;_;
>>5648Well played.
No.5650
Monday reminder and test
No.5651
Having fake chicken in peking lemon sauce, with spinach mushrooms and rice. It's fucking properly fit.
No.5652
>>5651>fucking properly fit.stop
No.5653
>>5652I don't see an issue with anything I said there. What's the fuck wrong with you? You can't deal with the fact some people use slightly different colloquialisms to you? Fuck off mate. That's just weak.
No.5655
>flashbacks of middle class white girls calling everything peng
Do any of you know this feel
No.5656
>>5654>>5655Aye. You got me, totally rustled. Nah around here people said stuff like 'Mint' or 'Safe' or 'Wickid' but this was like 2003/2004? 2004 When I was peak teenager.
No.5657
Well I had a weekend out with my friends from home and I'm done with trying to be a normie. Just fed my beef dinner to the dog because I'm still too hungover.
Gunna lie in bed watching vietnam films.
No.5658
>>5655>lush>legend>buff>ting>oh my dayz No.5660
>>5659>the pakis who didn't realise Ali G was intended as a pisstake and not a role-model No.5661
I swear I have a really severe case of SAD. When it's really sunny like today my mood improves a lot.
No.5662
>>5661Me too, when I wake up and it's sunny I feel fucking amazing, grey skies and I feel like shit every time. This has only been the case since I've had a sleeping pattern that lined up with the day/night cycle though, when I was waking up at random times and kept my curtains closed, everyday felt the same.
No.5663
>>5662How do you feel when you're on holiday? Whenever I go to a hot country I feel great, I walk around with a t shirt and shorts all the time, don't feel self concious at all. It's weird. All I know is I don't want to live in the UK for the rest of my life.
No.5665
Anybody else feel like no one else can see their posts on halfchan? I dunno if shadow banning is possible on there
No.5666
>>5663It's been about 6 years since I last went on holiday or abroad, but pretty much the same. Feels like everyone's either about to shove me into the road, spit on my shoes or stab me in an alleyway here.
>>5665I don't think that's possible, if you linked the thread here and told us your post number I'm pretty sure we'd see it.
No.5667
>>5666https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/31760105>>31765806>>31766025I don't understand why people can't answer my simple question ;_;
No.5668
>>5667because that question gets asked all the time m8, /fit/ really is a place you need to lurk more on (also use 8ch's /fit/ they're a lot more friendly)
No.5669
>>5668To be fair to the guy, it is the sort of question the thread is for.
No.5670
>>5669That's what I thought. I've been lurking fit for years but been too lazy to start. Can't remember ever seeing it come up, searched through both chan stickies and can't see anything on it. Maybe I'm just blind tho ;_;
No.5671
Just taken a picture of two months worth of medication packets after sorting out my drawer. It's an insane amount.
No.5672
No.5674
No.5675
>>5674Yeah man. And I wonder why I feel fucked all the time.
No.5676
>>5673damn
I don't take anything; not even headache tablets.
No.5677
>>5673Have you ever tried not being sick? I had the flu once but I got myself out of bed and got over it, you should try it :)
No.5678
>>5676Aye. I wish I could mate.
>>5677jus b urself.
Great advice m8. I'll tell my white blood cells to stop attacking my organs and shit.
No.5679
>>5673just stop taking all of them and start lifting, srs
No.5680
>>5678I understand how you're feeling, I was in bed for like 2 days straight with my illness. But I soon realised it was all in my head, and I'm sure you will too.
No.5681
>>5679>>5680I'd actually die. But cheers will look into some kind PMA bollocks.
No.5682
>>5681>I'd actually die.n-no you wouldn't. Just give it a shot.
No.5683
>signing up to IMDB
>they want my address, DOB, name
why
No.5684
>>5683to make sure you're being a good consumer, and if you're watching any unapproved movies they can re-educate you.
No.5685
>>5678Tbh you just need to get on your bike and get a job
Fuckin youth of today
No.5686
No.5687
Polygamy seems to a fucking growing trend. What happened to wanting to be in a loving faithful relationship between you and your soul mate? Or is that not cool and edgy enough.
No.5688
>>5687 "polyamerous" is their way of getting to whore it up whilst pretending they're actually not whores and it's some deep meaningful thing we don't get
No.5689
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>>5687I don't think polygamy itself is a growing trend, I would just say reporting on and publicising degeneracy and decadent activities are growing trends.
No.5690
>>5689I think it is a growing trend.
Don't be fooled into thinking that your picture represents the overwhelmingly larger proportion of peasant, pleb, farming serfs that have made up civilizations up until recent history.
No.5691
>>5690The picture was just for fun, wasn't really implying anything with it. I can only speak from experience, but I've never come across anyone irl that thought polygamy was okay or functional, and the only people I can think of online are a few SJW cucks like Anthony Burch (pics related). I've spotted the increase in articles on things like this though, along with BDSM, incest, paedophilia, bestiality, etc. They make for perfect clickbait, so that's understandable.
No.5692
>>5691Sure, but I was thinking with contraception it probably became more popular. And the 'liberation' of women.
No.5693
>>5687I know several groups of people (can't really call them couples? triples? or relationships?) that practice polygamy, I personally find it disgusting and from watching previous polygamy groups (WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM) there's always one person who doesn't want it to be polygamous and they get upset and spill the beans about how shit it was etc
but then again I have a lot of incredibly liberal (read: deviant) friends
No.5694
>>5693>there's always one person who doesn't want it to be polygamous and they get upset and spill the beans about how shit it was etcthe man you mean?
No.5695
>>5694the last example I can think of was one girl (A), one "transwoman" (B)(has stubble and a penis, not taking hormones, known by a female name) and another girl (C) - and it was the first girl (A) who was originally dating the transwoman (B) who didn't want the other woman (C) to be involved, but the transwoman (B) threatened to break up with her (A) as "she"(B) thought it was "too controlling" of her partner (A) to say "she" (B) couldn't sleep with other people (C)
transwoman is also a computer design student and frequently calls her first partner (A) fat and other things (which she is, but she has quite low self esteem and she probably is aware that she is fat)
hope that made sense ehe
No.5696
>>5695That made no sense.
No.5697
>>5696TL;DR women are too much drama
No.5698
>>5697And false women are even worse.
No.5699
>>5698the last thing I heard is that the tranny was complaining that her first partner didn't give her enough affection, and then she was giving her too much affection so the tranny was upset again. the mind fucking boggles m8
No.5701
>>5699what do you expect from a mentally ill person who hasn't received the medical treatment he obviously needs?
No.5702
>>5700they're both fat and are basically the town bikes, I wouldn't worry, one of them (the first partner) once tried to sleep with me but I was physically repelled as she doesn't wash enough
>>5701honestly I find it sad because he'd make a great twink (n-no homo) but instead he's choosing to waste his prime pissing about with silly gender games
No.5703
I'm still really mad about this, go to 39:33.
https://youtu.be/42WBMfZWphQ?t=2373I can't stop thinking about this bitch.
No.5704
>>5703>Opened>It's that bitch>ClosedI'm not listening to that stupid bitch again. FUCK HER. Stupid, ignorant moron.
No.5705
>>5704Did you see the reaction on the reactionist chat? What was it like?
I missed it and had to watch it later on iplayer.
No.5707
the past 2 times I've been to the JC my advisor didn't even check my booklet, they just asked if there were any changes and then gave me the bit of paper to sign. It's nice in a way but I like the conversation tbh
No.5708
Dualshock 4 came in the post today, much needed since my xbox controller broke.
Gunna play some dark souls.
No.5709
>first time driving on a road since I passed my test 4 years ago
Felt good but stressful.
No.5710
>>5709>tfw /mischief/>be in my car>learner driver is next to me practicing bay parking>I drive up next to him and stare at him to put him off No.5711
Anyone else do duolingo here?
I know multiple of you use khan academy.
No.5712
>>5711Not until it has weeaboo support.
No.5713
>>5712>wanting to learn nipwhitu pigu go homu
No.5714
>>5713Do not fear nihonjin-sama, I'd only be learning it for vidya/animu/mango. I would not besmirch the grorius rand of the lising sun with my presence.
No.5715
>>5714Nip is okay actually, they're honorary Aryan so basically European.
No.5716
>>5711I used it for a while as I wanted to learn Spanish.
Sort of gave up after a while as I do with most things
No.5717
>>5716The hardest part of it for me is remembering to come back to it regularly.
No.5718
>>5710This tickled me m8. He must have felt the world on his shoulders.
I was doing some proper dank driving but me dad was like sloowwwww dowwwn
No.5719
Shit I didn't expect my late night rant to gain such traction. Glad to see everyone's on the same page. I think I was getting pissed off because it seems like the new cool way to be. Like you can openly cheat on your boyfriend and it be ok? That is just a formulae for disaster. It's not about jealousy or possession, it's about knowing you're the one person who can that other person happy and vice versa. If you don't have that. Don't string that poor bloke along what kind of family could you ever expect to raise like that? 'This is your daddy, and that's my girlfriend, that over there is my intersexed lover and this is my husband.' It beggar's belief.
Sorry about the late reply, was at the hospital this morning, got back went to bed and literally just woke up.
No.5720
>>5719Honestly, cheaters are the scum of the earth.
Back in my normie times 3 years ago I started seeing this girl, things went well for around 3 months.
It was then I found out she was cheating on her long term bf with me, and she didn't think to tell me this in the months we were dating. She said she only wanted me, so I told her to break up with her bf, which she did. Then I dumped her.
The response from some mutual friends was not:
>what a cheater, how could she do thatBut:
>it's a bit sly to get her to dump her bf then break up with herLike seriously.
No.5721
>>5720I think you were well within your rights. Who the fuck does that. It's just mind blowing. Why would you even think you still had a chance after being caught cheating? It's like your creditability has instantly been diminished into nothing.
No.5722
>>5720kek I had the same thing happen and I reacted the same way, all my feminist friends freaked out at me at the time saying it wasn't my job to "interfere" when she dragged me into the mess
No.5723
>>5722>feminist friends>friendsreeeeEEE-
No.5724
>>5723I had a breakdown not long after that and I now have no friends thanks to being an paranoid recluse, those were happier times
No.5726
>>5725m8 honestly I wish I had never bothered, relationships are horrible, being around other people is horrible, pretending that you care about someone else's whiny shitty little words is horrible
>tfw I will never be a wizard oh god No.5728
>>5721>Why would you even think you still had a chance after being caught cheating? It's like your creditability has instantly been diminished into nothing.I don't understand this either. But it didn't stop her from thinking that we would get back together when we met up (I asked her to give me my clothes back lmao)
The whole thing jaded me, haven't had a relationship or spoken to many girls since. I can't believe that people think so lightly of cheating, it's like no one ever tells them no.
No.5729
>>5728Understandable man. I do think the age of the girl matters tonnes though. I notice most tend to be ultra flirty and flaunt everything mid-late teens then mellow out by their twenties. By that point it's usually too late and they have a reputation, or are trying to settle into LTRs as quickly as possible, -fall in love, move in, start life- mode. But unfortunately most experiences with women happen about 16-19 in which, if attractive enough, at peak whore. And couldn't give too shits about any consequences.
No.5730
Friendless, kissless, hand-holdless, wizard-apprentice NEET reporting in.
If I'm the only one, I swear I will kill you guys for calling this place a "normie"-free zone.
No.5732
>>5731Sorry mate, I'm doing maths. I'm pretty sure there are other NEET KVs who frequent this board. But a lot have recently gotten jobs. It's been pretty mental as of late.
No.5733
>>5730>>5731Same here, was eating dinner.
No.5734
>>5732>>5733Good to know there are others around who I can join with despising the "muh ex"fags and "not spoken to many babes recently, soo depressed"fags.
No.5735
>>5734Going to go for a run.
Feels really good afterwards.
No.5736
>>5709I was just driving now.
>tfw can't parrallel park and I've got the car stuck between two other cars until morning when the other cars are moved.Driving is really fun but i find parking really stressful
No.5737
Bought a GCSE and two as/a level maths books. Studying old school on top of Khan.
No.5738
>>5731y-yeah me too
h-honest don't shoot me pls
No.5739
>>5736Yeah learners always seem to make a fuss about parking, its because instructors make it harder than it should be, like mine would make me check every mirror, reverse with half a lock steering, check all the mirrors again blah blah. When you pass you won't give a shit, you'll just go straight in
No.5740
>>5739I have passed already. Its not parking in a bay, it's parallel parking in this cramped little close behind my house between two cars and for whatever reason I can never manage it first time, it normally takes me at least 3 goes.
This time though I got stuck on the kerb
No.5741
wanna fuck this girl on in time for dinner bbc 2 tbh
No.5742
Thread almost a week old.
No.5743
>>5742It's the beginning of the end
No.5744
>>5741Yeah me too m8, fit
>>5742Jej
No.5745
>>5742We did have Easter in the middle of it though, and one of the more active posters spent the week in hospital.
No.5746
>>5741Can't tell the difference between the two girls tbh.
No.5747
>>5745>>5742Aye, I'd say that'd do it. It'll pick up again this week. Although that being said it seems a few of the regular posters are getting jon offers and starting college courses and stuff. So the fate of britfeel seems undetermined.
No.5748
>>5747Just had a poke in the halfchan thread since it seems active.
I don't know what to do lads. I want to keep working on dolequest 2 but every time I come home from work I just want to sleep and eat in bed. It's nearly 9pm already. I can't get in the mood at all. It's draining as fuck.
No.5749
>>5747>>5747Don't worry m8 I don't start college until September
No.5750
>>5748The life of a wageslave.
Work eat sleep repeat
No.5751
>>5748I'll have a gander shortly, haven't really bothered with halfchan recently as the majority of posters are literal lad cunts. Or teenagers who've found a super cool new place to be edgy other than reddit.
>>5749Sick man, I'll get lonely as fuck once you all piss off.
No.5752
>>5750It's true. What seems weird is that I feel like I've forgotten the past 10 months of unemployment. They went in a flash.
The job isn't so bad because a lot of the time it's quiet, but I have to talk to old people on the phones and give them tech support. They all have iPads for no reason and don't even know how to use them.
Sorry I didn't want to rant but I'm so fucking surprised that people don't google things first. This is my first job in tech support. Before this I've only been on the development side of things. A guy phoned in today and complained that he couldn't login to our service, and he was using the wrong email to login with. Another guy phoned up to ask something about the website that was on the front page quite clearly. A woman phoned in to ask if an email that had not been caught in her spam filter was genuine. A man phoned in because he didn't know how to reset his password despite there being a big 'forgot your password?' link right there.
No.5754
>>5752Yep, don't underestimate the stupidity of the average guy. Your job sounds comfy as fuck tho, you could have done a lot worse.
You going to buy a pc?
No.5755
>>5753I'm here but I just lurk all day pretty much
No.5756
>>5754I've got all the components in my amazon basket but I'm waiting until either a good deal on some components, payday or i'm dunk enough to just buy it
No.5757
>>5752As someone who doesnt mind doing this for my dad constantly, this sounds like a pretty comfy job.
No.5758
Also lads stacey dooley on meth on bbc3
She's so fit
No.5759
>>5756Just order them one at a time mate, builds suspense and you can get the best deals.
No.5760
>>575331 unique posters, but that's over the course of a week so who knows
No.5761
>>5756What setup you going for?
No.5762
>>5761i5 4650
r9 280 maybe
Just checked the Amazon basket and the GPU has gone up by £10
reeeeeeee
No.5763
>>5752look at it this way, as long as people continue to be idiots, you've got an easy job
No.5764
>>5763The best part is when they work out what they've done in the first 10 seconds and hang up. It puts you at the end of the queue so it could be 30 minutes or so until the next caller.
You're right, it's extremely easy and I'm enjoying it as a temp job, i'm probably gonig to take a book in tomorrow. I'd work on dolequest at work but the guys next to me will wonder why I'm drawing pakis and bottles of piss probably
No.5765
I have a question. What is your ideal woman? Does she actually exists. Is it the standard Stacey, or something specific? Is there a personality to looks ratio, what is it? Does she need to have hobbies? I'm just interested in whether you'd actively aim for her or settle for anything despite not being ideal.
No.5766
>>5744>>5746I was talking about the older, taller one. The younger one isn't too bad tho.
No.5767
>>5765>slim >nice facial features >looks good with hair back>good taste in clothes>has a passion they are pursuing >honest >wears just a long t shirt around the house >5'6"-5'9"This is just ideal tho, I'd settle for
>slim>honest >wears just a long t shirt around the house No.5768
>>5765She'd be someone who I'd never be able to fully understand or get bored of. She'd have a low sex drive and would be okay sitting in a room together not talking for ages. Someone who doesn't pressure you into things you definitely don't want to do. She'd make good financial decisions. She might even be really stingy. She wouldn't get offended by things and no concept would be too extreme to talk about or joke about. I'd like her to be interested in nature and animals and crafts and things. The kind of person who would want to live in the woods. Looks come second to personality, but looks still play a factor.
I can't say I'd settle for anyone, what's the point of that? Being alone is fine, I'd never 'settle'. Maybe I thought about this too much.
No.5769
>>5765I'd like a relationship where we don't have to talk to each other to be happy with one and other's company.
Dorky girls a the qtest though.
No.5770
>>5767>>5768>>5769All fine choices mates. And yeah I totally agree. Don't settle. Being alone is absolutely fine, until someone brilliant and meets your requirements comes along,there's no point selling yourself short. It's almost like whoring yourself in a way.
No.5771
>>5765I don't know, I haven't really been around girls since I left school 7 years ago. Since then I've only been around the 2D kind, which are usually perfect waifus by design. I've never "aimed" for anyone, but the girls I remember liking the look of as a teen were usually not the anorexics or clown-faces, but girls that look nice to snuggle up with and cuddle (not overweight/obese though). I like the idea of a girl that can play an instrument too, it demonstrates dedication to something of a greater level than their own face.
No.5772
>>5771Aye. Something that shows commitment to a skill, which I suppose in a way could correlate to their commitment abilities as a whole. Makes sense.
No.5773
why does lucozade Orange have to taste so good tbh
No.5774
>>5772Yeah I guess that's it. I respect anyone that devotes themselves to a passion, or has a near obsessive interest in a topic. Seeing people get excited over their "thing" warms my heart.
No.5775
>>5765physically:
>dark hair>light eyes>A little chubby/curvy, but not too round in the face>nice smile>around 5'6 - 5'10 (I'm 6'3)Personality:
>kind, likes animals>trusting / trustworthy>Has a hobby other than shopping / facebook/ "going out with mates">politically leaning right-wing>likes alone time / time with her friends and doesn't want to spend every waking moment together>a little bit dominant / switch in the bedroomBut this is an ideal and I wouldn't expect a girl to meet every single thing necessarily
No.5776
>>577510/10 waifu, would marry.
No.5777
I need to recommit guys, I've been super unproductive lately and it's getting me down, doesn't help that I'm feeling super low from the drinking I did this weekend.
Up early tomorrow, gunna take the dog for a walk then come back and do some reading, then I'll get some work done. An initial plan for my revision schedule at the very least. I can get back on track, exams in a month.
No.5778
No.5779
>>5777Sounds good mate, give it your best.
Also, did someone say waifus?
No.5780
>>5779Best /fa/ waifu coming through.
No.5781
>>5780>>5780qeq well I guess he is a qt azn.
No.5783
No.5784
Night lads
No.5785
>>5784Night mate. Sleep well.
No.5786
>>5784Goodnight mate, I'm off to bed myself, haven't done so this "early" for a couple of weeks.
No.5787
>>5786Night to you too then, it's good to see people getting themselves sorted. Kind of jealous that I just simply can't follow suit.
No.5788
>>5787I'm still up at night m8, watching a film and then getting off though.
I always do that, watch a film before going to sleep.
No.5789
>tfw STILL no britfeel stream
No.5790
>>5784>having a massive monitor No.5791
>>5789Aye, the guy who said he'd set it up said he was super busy at the minute. So I don't think it's been forgotten it's just not on the priority list.
No.5792
>>5791I might try and sort it out myself then, if others are interested. That link someone posted before was pretty promising.
No.5793
>>5792Aye. I'm still up for it. I reckon there'll be a few others.
No.5794
>tfw no future
No.5795
>>5794Daily reminder that the future isn't real, only the present.
No.5797
Hello my white friends
No.5799
>>5797AHHHHHHHHHHHH
JE SUIS UN POULE
No.5800
>>5798who is this semen demon?
>>5799> POULEyou're a chicken?
No.5801
No.5802
Well I didn't wake up early like I said I would, but I did manage to read a chapter of my book before bed last night, so that's a plus.
No.5803
Lads I refuse to go back to halfchan britfeel as long as that normiecunt is there
No.5804
>got to make a phone call today
scared
No.5805
>>5804Don't blame you, I don't think I've ever made a phone call, and I've only ever answered to my immediate family. Shit terrifies me.
No.5806
Doing the esa phone application was the hardest thing I've done in the past year tbh.
35 minutes non stop.
No.5807
>>5805Just finished it, my voice started wavering towards the end.
No.5808
>>5806>>5807Good job dude, I got my mum to do mine.
No.5809
>>5797Good morning friend.
Ok. I'm doing an online art course just for fun, and this module I have to make a three panel comic with a start middle and resolution, that shows a dynamic scene clearly, using no words.
It's hard as fuck. Any ideas? Good ones I will use!
No.5810
>>58091. Phone rings.
2. Pick it up.
3. Realise you're a dinosaur.
No.5811
>>58091. Trying to talk to grill
2. Chad interrupts and steals grill
3. Beta uprising
No.5812
>>5809>>5811Alternatively use this
No.5813
Went out for a walk on my own for the first time in at least 5 years around the block, my calves are killing me. Walked past two chavs and a couple of scruffy looking dropouts smoking weed who I thought might mug me, and saw that the entire park area outside my old school has been completely changed. Felt pretty weird, like I was in an alternate universe.
No.5814
>>5810Nice. I'll give it a go! The challenge with that one, is how do you imply the phone is ringing, without use of onomatopoeic words or expressions around the phone itself!
>>5811That is far to close home.
No.5816
I was going to play some hitman as I bought the collection on PC a while back. Now I find out it doesn't support a controller.
Fucking hell
No.5817
>>5813Good job getting out to walk man. Recently went through the same thing after years of sedentary neet life. Amazing how much better I feel just from sunlight and exercise. Keep it up
No.5818
>>5816Rip. I prefer mouse for hitman but each to their own.
Have you played through absolution yet?
No.5819
>>5816I've been replaying bloodmoney recently as I got it free on the play station store. It has not aged well man. The start to stop to run physics are all kinds of fucked up.
No.5820
>>5816Assume that any PC game pre-2008 has shitty or no controller support, these were the days before casualisation, when keyboard and mouse were king.
No.5821
>>5818no, I played blood money on console a few years back and really enjoyed it, thought I'd go back and try the older games.
No.5822
anyone played the Witcher before? I played a bit of it a while back, according to steam I played for 12 hours but I just got to the quarantine city and didn't feel like I really got to grips with it. Thinking about going back to it.
No.5823
>>5817Thanks, yeah I should probably do it regularly, I used to be able to walk much further no problem, but I was out of breath and ready to fall over just walking about a third of a mile.
No.5824
>>5823Iktf bro
>tfw you used to be able to walk for hours listening to music >tfw now out of breath after 10mins Feels bad but getting better
No.5825
>>5822The Witcher series is my brother in laws favourite games of all time. But I've never gotten into it really.
No.5826
>>5813Good job mate. I just went out for like an hour with my mum and the dog, was pretty relaxing but now I'm a bit sweaty.
My board game came in the post today so I'm going to sit around and play against myself.
No.5827
>>5821It really depends on how well you are able to adapt to older games. Hitman 2 seemed pretty old hat even when I played it in about 2005, but Hitman Contracts was brilliant.
>>5822Played it a little bit further than you, but I didn't really get into to it either. RPG systems never appealed to me, even when it's tacked on to an otherwise action-based game.
No.5828
>>5827I'm desperately trying to find a game to get enthralled with this week, but nothing is grabbing me.
Gonna give the Witcher another try, wish me luck lads.
No.5829
My dinosaur looks like a neopet.
No.5830
I'm going to go walk down to the beach.
D O R S E T
O
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S
E
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No.5831
>>5830Lucky bastard.
Buckinghamshire ;_; No.5832
>>5831I've never been that far inland.
No.5833
>>5832Not even for days out? That's fairly impressive.
No.5834
On my way into town on the bus. Gunna grab myself a subway.
No.5835
Just had a properly early tea. Jacket potato with soy sauce. I know it sounds mental, but I swear to god it works. Instead of butter or anything like that. A dash of soy just gives it that bit of flavour to mash in. Lifts the entire thing.
No.5836
Just ate some jaffa cakes by chewing off the chocolate, then the cakey bit, then saved the…jaffa(?) part for last
was pretty tastey
No.5837
finished my work out today, feel like I just climbed a mountain, feels good man although I am aching quite a bit
No.5838
>>5830W-wat part? Went to burton bradstock the other day
No.5839
My mum just called me downstairs, turns out our 21 year old washing line broke at some point between me being out in the garden at 1pm and her coming home from work at 4pm. Luckily there was no mud on anything, and she managed to bodge it back together with an old bike lock and a skipping rope. Crazy stuff.
>>5836Nice, I usually eat the chocolate first, then the orange bit, then the cake. Saves my fingers getting sticky.
No.5840
>get mentioned in a thread.
>have a panic attack.
Were one of you just on halfchan?
No.5841
>>5840Where? Can't see anything in the britfeel thread?
No.5842
>>5841It wasn't the britfeel. I was just browsing /r9k/ and then somebody mentioned me, saying I post in britfeel. It was like instant blood draining from face -anxiety-
No.5843
We should probably get a new thread soon, we've actually reached bump limit and we're one fucker posting in an old topic away from me descending into full crazy mode.
No.5844
>>5842oh, found it kek.
dunno why you'd feel anxious about that though, they don't actually know anything about you
No.5846
NEW THREAD>>5845>>5845>>5845NEW THREAD No.5849
>>5844I don't know. It just got freaked out with the thought of anyone actively posting about/or remembering me. I only come here for people to chat to between shitting myself.