No.8553
Cosy Sunday morning edition
Not long until the Election
Got a lovely roast for dinner tonight
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No.8556
>general election soon
Fuck I'm going to have to leave my house
No.8558
>>8555
Morning. I got up at 9:59, so it still counted under my daily goal of "get up before 10am". Cutting it close though.
No.8559
Tried to lucid dream last night, ended up having really weird bad dreams, woke up like every hour or so too.
>tfw no lucid dream sex
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No.8562
amazon fucking prime took £79 out of my account because I signed up for a free trial. That was all the money I had in my account. FUUCCKCKKCKCKC
No.8563
>>8562
You can cancel it and get your money back so long as it's within however many days and you haven't bought anything.
No.8564
>>8563
I cancelled it, I now have no money until the the refund goes back into my account in 2-3 days. Cunts.
No.8565
Afternoon britfeel! Just woke up! Why is there a picture of Buck Angel in the previous thread?
No.8566
>>8565
He posts on /britfeel/.
No.8567
>>8566
But isn't he American? And would no way be interested in us.
No.8568
>>8567
we also had Gary Barlow post here yesterday in case you missed it. Britfeel is the hip place to be now
No.8569
>>8568
Aye, I was posting intermittently because of bbq. Just went back to see what I missed. Seems I missed all the big names!
No.8570
>tfw this song came out the same time I turned into a shut-in runescape loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
No.8571
Feeling pretty shitty today, still havent got out of bed. Doesn't help that I accidentally watched Lord of War last night so didnt sleep until 5AM.
Have an assignment due in tomorrow and I really cba to do it.
No.8572
>>8570
My sister used to play chart-shit like this all day every day. Every time I went to go to bed after being up all night, unable to sleep, she'd start blasting shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoG5jJ3E8rg and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YurZaflJnI
I felt shitty for years because I could never sleep and had this crap full blast in the next room right against the wall every time I tried. I'm so glad she moved out, we can actually get along now.
No.8573
>>8572
Kek, everyone used to listen to that replay song in school. God I hate people with shit taste.
No.8575
>tfw you clear your piss bottles and pizza boxes from under your bed
feels good man
No.8576
>>8574
Man I wish I had one of them in the garden, all we have is a wooden bench and an unstable fold-out chair.
No.8577
>>8576
I just bought it for myself. Along with some rattan furniture, with arrives next week. That thing is for me though as it offers shade and sun protection. It's proper comfy too.
No.8578
>>8553
In bed with a big cup of tea and some biscuits, watching the wrath of Khan.
I've never seen the first Star Trek films, the ones with TOS cast so I'm working my way through them.
Proper cosy
No.8579
would /britfeel/ move to the Falklands to live in a traditional British Utopia?
No.8580
>>8579
The Falklands are grim.
No.8581
>>8579
>being around conservative people in their 70s/80s
no thanks jeff
No.8582
just woken up, why is my sleep cycle so fucked
No.8583
>>8582
When did you go to bed?
No.8584
>>8583
midnight/one, I just keep sleeping
No.8585
>>8584
Blimey, 16-17 hours sleep is a long time, most people only spend that much time awake per day. Try drinking plenty of water before you sleep, that should make your bladder function as an alarm clock, and has the plus side of keeping you well hydrated.
No.8586
>>8580
the point is we go and make it better
>>8581
>conservative
>bad
you're not invited anyway, chap
No.8587
>>8585
I just keep going, it's awful, I normally have an alarm, but I forgot to set it today
No.8588
>>8586
make it better how? it's just sheep and landmines?
No.8589
>>8588
you've been have you?
No.8590
>>8589
are you saying it's actually brilliant?
No.8591
>>8590
No, I'm saying it has potential.
No.8592
>>8591
fine, I'll grant you that
No.8593
>>8592
I'll put you down as a maybe then
No.8594
>>8586
good, enjoy your fascist marching guards
No.8595
Do they have shit Internet in the Falklands
No.8596
>>8594
>people who want to live traditional lifestyles with people similar to themselves are fascists
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No.8599
>>8594
enjoy your caliphate :v)
>>8595
it's pretty shit, but it wouldn't take much to improve it if the demand was there
No.8600
>>8598
so you have been there then?
No.8601
>tfw no girl will ever look at my benis like this
:'(
No.8602
>>8601
it's easy to get girls to look shocked
No.8603
>>8602
Yeah they'd probably look shocked if they saw my 4inch schlong tbh
No.8604
>>8600
What does it have to attract people to it?
What resources does it have to create an industry?
No.8605
>>8604
>What does it have to attract people to it?
Different strokes for different folks, but it's like traditional Britain before our politicians fucked everything up
>What resources does it have to create an industry?
They are already largely self sustaining, but beyond that they recently discovered oil in the waters, so there's big potential there.
No.8606
Falklands is literally exactly the same as the UK though, it's just closer to the Antarctic. If it was closer to the equator it would be ok I guess.
No.8607
>>8606
Hmm, how about Gibraltar then?
No.8608
>>8606
Fuck no. I feel sorry for spain for having to put up with that shit hole.
No.8609
>>8603
at least it's bigger than mine
No.8610
>tfw not living in california with a qt gf
Some day m8s, some day.
No.8611
>>8610
I've wanted to live in cali my whole life, work in a vine yard in the mountains somewhere ;_;
fuck America's immigration system
No.8612
>>8611
Same m8, or by the coast in orange county. It's a pretty perfect area geographically. Can't think of many other places you can go snowboarding in mountains whilst also being close to an amazing coast. With good weather year round.
No.8613
>>8610
I'm not a fan of California.
Would rather live in New England so I can be comfy 24/7.
No.8614
>>8611
>fuck America's immigration system
yeah fuck them for having a sensible system that doesn't allow every piece of shit around the world straight in
No.8615
>>8614
Exactly, glad you agree
No.8616
>>8613
Where abouts is new england? Above ny?
Wouldn't mind living in the hamptons either, close to NYC but quiet and comfy. Also it's super quiet in the colder months which is great as I love the coast in winter months.
No.8617
>>8615
glad you're a cunt tbh
No.8618
>>8617
Glad you're a rude person tbh , btw I'm a cunt
No.8619
>>8618
>Glad you're a rude person tbh , btw I'm a cunt
that's two things we agree on then :)
No.8620
>>8619
W-who did this sorcery
:v)
No.8621
>>8620
rekt by the wordfilter
No.8622
>>8621
Are you the admin? Why are so mean
No.8623
>>8622
that worldfilter has been there since the beginning mate
No.8624
No.8625
>>8623
I know tbh. Why isn't :v) filtered though?
No.8626
>>8625
I guess it slipped through the net (^:
No.8627
>>8624
It filters one version of this face :v) into "btw I'm a cunt"
No.8628
No.8629
>>8628
To catch newfags and shitposters out, it works every time.
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No.8634
I HATE HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS
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No.8636
>>8634
Where's the nips at
No.8637
>>8634
Man that gif has to be at least 10 years old by now.
No.8638
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>>8637
>>8639
she actually died of aids around 2007
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No.8642
>tfw a girl messaged me on tinder
>tfw she's been carrying on the conversation and acting proper interested instead of doing that typical female thing where they just say "lol" or some shit
a-am I gonna make it lads?
No.8643
>>8642
I don't know, do you plan on making it or not?
No.8644
>>8643
I-I don't know. She seems pretty cool and I'm doing ok but if we actually met I'd just sperg out
No.8647
I'm off to bed, therapy in the morning (much later this week, 11:30am). Spent the entirety of today shitposting in various places, it was really fun and I had a lot of laughs, but now I feel completely drained. Goodnight guys.
No.8648
>>8646
Are you that faggot that posted that scream scare thing?
No.8649
>>8648
Yep. Was slightly aggravated that I got a week despite all the other bans that have been given out for tripfags being tripfags being 24 hours, but I'm not butthurt about it.
Also, to whoever said that I should have posted it on halfchan, I did try but they dont allow the URL.
No.8650
>>8649
As far as I'm aware there was only one tripfag banned and that was for a week too
Welcome back man
No.8651
>>8649
Also if you'd "appealed" it I probably would have unbanned after like a day
No.8652
>>8650
I thought I recalled the board owner or whoever did it saying 24 hours, could be wrong though.
>>8651
Well yeah, but that would be the sensible thing to do, and I'm far from that.
No.8653
>tfw you spent all night clutching your in agony
Checked my heart monitor this morning, it was all over the show. And that paki cunt sent me home?
No.8654
>Assignment due in 3 hours.
>Only done like a quarter, and it's the easy quarter.
I'm fucked.
No.8655
>>8653
Clutching your what m8
>>8654
Adderall
No.8656
>>8653
You accidentally a word
No.8657
>>8655
Chest mate. Sorry proper rattled. It's still in the 100s. All sweaty and shit. Have a little watch that monitor it and sends the data to my phone. It's fairly accurate as I tend to compare these readings to the probe at hospital. Have no idea what to do. If I go back to A&E the consultant there sent me home like this on Friday so what's the point?
No.8658
>>8657
Good thing immigrants prop up the NHS or you wouldnt have someone to send you home to die
No.8659
>>8655
Wish I could get my hands on some. Been up all night thanks to modafinil, but it doesnt help me work one bit, just keeps me awake.
No.8660
>tfw really dry, sore skin on my knob
Have I just been wanking too much or could something else cause this?
No.8661
>>8658
Aye man. I guess so. He literally turned to all these fucking students, and said 'there's no point keeping anon here, there's no tumour or brain lesions. Let their own specialist deal with it.' An hour later I was home. The doctor who was at the bbq on Saturday has asked to see my discharge papers when they arrive. She believes they rushed it for more beds. 'Those consultants believe they're God's gift. But you put a complaint in and it's racism.'
No.8662
>>8653
I sometimes get a heart beat of 120bpm when I 420 blaze it and I thought that was high.. Fuck man
No.8663
>>8662
Aye. It felt like it was going to explode. Everything went black with twinkley lights. Fucking shat myself.
No.8664
>>8661
I had the hospital send me home after an ankle injury, said it was just a sprain and would get better in a week. I went to my GP after a month as it hadn't got better. She literally just glanced at it and could see it was a much more serious injury. I ended up needing 6 months of physiotherapy. In short, fuck the NHS and their shitty third world doctors.
No.8665
>>8664
I'll see if I can get an appointment with my gp. It's fucking ridiculous.
No.8666
>>8665
Definitely do that, if your GP refers you it's much harder for the fuckers to fob you off
No.8667
I sort of want a job now but I know when I get the job I'll fucking hate it and I'll want to stay in bed every morning
No.8668
I was on a waiting list for a year just to get to my first appointment with a consultant, NHS is shitty right now
No.8669
I feel so shit today after not sleeping last night, it doesn't help that I had a dominos yesterday, making me feel greasy. I showered this morning but I want to again.
At least I finished my assignment. 6 hours until sleep.
No.8670
>>8669
if you've got nothing else to do why not shower again, make it cold so it wakes you up too.
No.8671
> sky is grey and it's windy
> feel a million times better than when it was sunny
Summer can fuck off tbh
No.8672
>>8671
best thing about living in england, summer never stays for long
No.8673
>>8671
It's nice and sunny here, I prefer it this way myself. Shit weather makes me not want to live.
No.8674
>>8646
might I suggest you go back and read through the anon planning the party. It was great bants
No.8675
>>8674
I could read everything, I just couldnt post.
I read everything…
No.8676
>>8675
oh
w-well glad you didn't miss out
No.8677
>>8676
Yeah, I don't have anything better to do.
I did enjoy the parties theme though, I fucking love baloons so thought it was kick ass.
No.8679
Going for a melee Caesar's Legion character on New Vegas.
No.8681
>>8680
Fight me irl New Cuck Republic.
No.8682
>>8677
Kek, I'm glad there's a few anons on the britfeel who'd have enjoyed it, in an non ironic way.
No.8683
>>8681
>Implying the rangers wouldn't snipe you before you could even get within melee distance
No.8684
>>8683
>implying rangers could shoot me when they're crucified.
No.8685
Siberian qt models, bbc3 at 9pm m8s
No.8686
Just fixed my PC lads and I fancy playing Star Trek Online. Binging through the early films that I haven't seen, ratings so far.
Star trek 1 : bad
Star Trek 2: really enjoyed it
Star Trek 3: I enjoyed it but it wasn't as good as 2
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No.8691
Bloody japs getting there first
No.8692
Reggie is being a bit of a bitch tbh.
No.8693
>>8692
Just doing his best to hide his boner
No.8694
Kek did you see that manlet.
No.8695
>>8694
Kek
Who knows though maybe he could still do it for jdm as they are a manlet nation
No.8696
Time to buy a siberian qt wife lads
No.8697
>>8696
Are you a Russian oligarch who owns land equivalent to Scotland?
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No.8699
>>8698
We're never going to make it lads.
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No.8707
>>8706
Jej
What started the chimpout
No.8708
>>8707
another poor black man dindu nuffin and got killed by the popo
No.8709
>not a single white
when will they learn?
No.8710
Is there a baltimore general, live stream keeps fucking up on my phone. Don't want to miss any keks
No.8711
No.8712
I love a good chimpout. Might stay up late for this.
No.8713
https://youtu.be/TucUMpWWe8A
This guys accent has become so americanised I had to check if he was previously British or an American actor.
Do you guys ever give accents much thought? Do you like or dislike the sound of your own voice?
No.8714
>>8713
I dislike strong accents of any kind, but soft ones can be soothing. I don't really notice mine, but I do have a bad habit of slurring my words and skipping certain sounds.
No.8715
>>8713
I don't want anyone to think he is English.
No.8716
>>8715
he is English
well, "British"
No.8717
>>8716
I know, and I hate him.
He looks like a Jew too.
No.8718
We were recently discussing the addition of "paid mods" on steam
Well they actually gave in to the backlash and removed it. As much as they're filthy jews for ever thinking it was a good idea in the first place, fair play to them for listening to people.
No.8719
>>8718
This works better as proof than a screenshot: https://archive.is/kVCDH
Only worrying thing is:
>We understand our own game's communities pretty well, but stepping into an established, years old modding community in Skyrim was probably not the right place to start iterating.
>We think this made us miss the mark pretty badly, even though we believe there's a useful feature somewhere here.
Great to know that gamers have become empowered as fuck since GG started though, and the people who would once be slinging "hurr entitlement" at something like this have no power at all.
No.8721
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No.8722
>>8721
just blazed a dooby m8
No.8723
I'm off to bed, I've been a bit too computer/internet addicted over the last few days and it's really messing with my sleep cycle. I should try and find some other things to do tomorrow to give myself a break. Goodnight guys.
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No.8726
Why can't I have good parents lads, why me.
No.8727
>>8725
Morning. Just got in from a lovely walk. Walking around in sandals and a light shirt feels like a dream
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No.8729
How's it going lads? Leaving in an hour and thirty for work, starting to get more used to it now. Also decided I'm not going to take sterons because apparently they stop you from growing in height.
Miss you all, hope you're all doing well!
No.8730
>>8729
nice to hear it's going well mate. Just reading about baltimore and posting things that piss off my liberal friend.
No.8731
>>8730
what is baltimore about? Did the Nig dindu nuffin or is this another Trayvon/Brown incident?
No.8732
>>8729
Miss you too man. Hope that bloke's stopped molesting you.
No.8733
>>8732
all is well my friend
I know what I'm doing now which means I'm a bit more confident in my work, can just keep my head down and work till it's time to go home. Honestly, I don't even really miss my freetime because I spent it all shitposting on the chans.
No.8734
>>8731
Some black drug dealer was killed by white policeman and black people are, as always, using it as an excuse to riot.
No.8735
>>8734
kek
don't know what I expected, every time without fail the black man was a criminal and our media gobbles it up
No.8736
>>8733
Well that's something. I do quite miss your company though. But it's better that you're happier man.
No.8737
>>8736
miss you too m8
I'm going to try and come on this weekend so here's hoping I can spend a good few hours chatting with everyone!
No.8738
>>8737
Safe, hopefully they'll be more autism throughout the week to share
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No.8740
>>8736
>>8737
>all this lovey-dovey faggotry
Absolutely disgusting
missed ya too tho
No.8741
Thinking about buying a sword. It's not that autist right?
No.8742
>>8741
I want a sword too.
A rapier.
No.8743
just had a job interview
>how would your friends describe you in 3 words
>F-friends hahahaha yeah friends hahahah
I don't think I got the job
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No.8746
>>8743
just bullshit
never leaves room
>patient and calm
No.8747
>>8746
Yeah I didn't sperg out, I just said calms, generous and kind. I wasn't expecting it to be a proper interview, it's just a part time job at a shop 1-2 days a week. I'll probably be making almost almost as much on JSA..
No.8748
>>8747
good to have experience for CVs, but that does sound a bit shitty
No.8749
>>8742
This is the sort I'm looking at right now, It's £63 with delivery and I'm rally considering it.
No.8750
>>8749
at least it's not a katana
No.8751
>>8750
Wouldnt forgive myself if it was. It's based on the light cavalry saber from the american civil war period.
No.8752
>>8749
what would you do with it though? just have it around for fun?
No.8753
>>8752
Not him, but swords are really good for home defence.
No.8754
>>8752
Mainly yeah, have it around for fucking about and cutting up shit in the garden, but also what >>8753 said, i assume if someone breaks in and you come into the room wielding a sword they're gunna bolt it, but I'd like to teach myself how to properly wield one anyway.
No.8755
>>8753
it's not the first thing that comes to mind, but i guess you're not wrong
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No.8757
>>8753
>ethnic gentleman breaks into your house
>stab him with your sword
>jailed for life for racially aggravated murder
no thnx
No.8759
>>8758
>barren, dusty wasteland
>comfy
No.8760
watching 'devil' on film4 tbh
No.8762
>not watching dude weed lmao on itv2
No.8763
>>8762
By that do you mean Knocked Up? :v)
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No.8765
looking forward to education Joey Essex election edition next week tbh
I wanna see Ed Millilad suck up to him
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No.8768
I cannot believe that joey essex is the same irl as on tv.
He must dumb it down and play into it a bit right? Surely he's not really that stupid irl?
No.8769
>>8768
"Joey Essex" is a character, like Keith Lemon or Ali G.
The real Joey has a degree in History from Cambridge
No.8772
>>8770
We need an "asian" privilege version for the UK. which would be mostly the same except an additional point "able to get away with mass child rape thanks to fear of racism" and soon "having it made literally illegal to criticise your religion"
No.8773
4chan is getting shitter and shitter these days but 8chan's /k/ and /fit/ are barren as fuck
feels bad
how's everybody doing today?
No.8774
>>8773
Just O.K. Went to A&E at about 3:40, got out at 12. Being the dumbass I am, I didn't bring a book or anything.
No.8775
>>8773
I have a sore throat, but other than that I'm fine. Managed to not use the internet at all yesterday for the first time in months, felt good to have a break.
Yeah they are fairly slow compared to the 4chan equivalents, but if you compare them to a normal forum or any other imageboard you could say they are quite active. People cloning 4chan's boards directly in the beginning was a bit of a mistake, what should have really happened is people centring around a few main boards and only splintering off when it's clear that there's enough population to carry the topic.
No.8776
>>8772
Aye, I'll work on it when I get a computer man,
>>8774
Rookie mistake. What happened? Are you ok?
No.8777
>>8774
what was wrong this time m8?
No.8778
>>8776
>>8777
I was going through a bit of a low point (I even went to london monday night to scope out a building to jump off). It ended up going away while I was waiting to see the psych and I guess the thought of getting sectioned made me realize I was being a bit stupid. All good now.
No.8779
>>8778
Shit man, I hope you get yourself sorted! Don't let them turn you away if you need help ok?
No.8780
>>8773
>4chan is getting shitter and shitter these days but 8chan's equivalents are ded
Iktf bro
No.8781
>>8779
Aye, thanks dood. I had a nice long chat with the psych and I'm going back tomorrow for a follow up. Guess it was just one of my bad turns.
No.8782
>>8780
>tfw 4chan britfeel is shitter and shitter but the 8chan equivalent is dead
No.8783
>>8780
>>8782
They're only "dead" if people stop posting. Be the change you wish to see etc, etc.
No.8784
>>8782
It gets better when there's more poster. But let's be honest.
Quality > Quantity
No.8785
>>8780
8chan pol is better than 4chan pol.
It's the right population.
No.8786
>>8784
That's the real conundrum. We've got mostly cool people here with one or two shithesds (and even they're tolerable). But the more people you have, the more assholes you have. It's about striking that balance I suppose
No.8787
>>8786
Aye it's a fine line, between more decent posters and swimming in cunts
No.8788
>>8786
>>8787
Over here we have a /britfeel/ poster in charge of the banhammer rather than one of RapeApe's loyal hotpocketeers, which means a flood of /int/ raiders or ladposters isn't ever going to happen. Halfchan on the other hand…
No.8789
>>8788
Of course that doesn't stop the halfchan autists shitposting about us and claiming we permaban anyone who says they have friends and all that bollocks.
No.8790
>>8789
And who cares what they post?
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>>8791
>mfw I did one of these
No.8794
>>8793
You earned your reward.
No.8795
Didn't get out of bed until 2PM, ate some breakfast and I've spent the last 40 minutes watching SHIELD. Think I might head out and buy myself some sweets or something.
No.8796
>>8794
Can you get hotpockets in the UK? Look pretty good.
No.8797
>>8795
Get me a freddo and some tangfastics ta
No.8798
>>8796
Not as far as I know, but I'm sure there'll be similar things.
No.8799
Went to the gym and got a pot noodle and 2 orange bulmers ciders afterwards, might put on a suit and review them on youtube
No.8800
>>8799
Do it and post it here m8, I'm very curious about the orange bulmers
No.8801
>tfw no orange bulmers review
No.8802
>>8801
>>8800
>>8799
Orange bulmers sounds…interesting
No.8803
fuck man orange bulmers is beautiful. If you have a sweet tooth you will probably like this. Think of Orange lucozade, it taste similar to that but with a slight alcoholic taste. It's easy as fuck to drink.
No.8804
>>8803
at least post a pic nigga
No.8805
>>8804
It's more orangey than it is in the pic btw :-)
It's pretty weak, only 4% alcohol. I normally like atleast 5.5% in cider but you can hardly taste the alcohol anyway.
No.8806
I wish The Clash weren't such lefties.
No.8807
>>8805
Looks like you could also don a fedora and pretend you're drinking whiskey
No.8808
>>8807
>carbonated whiskey
No.8809
>>8808
Or you could use them for stealth piss bottles and no one would be the wiser
No.8810
>>8807
I just finished drinking the 2 bottles, pretty nice 8.2/10
No.8811
>>8810
>you'll never go to kfc dressed up in suits with rotw
why live
No.8812
>>8811
>getting mcdonalds mixed up with KFC
you wot m8
No.8813
>>8812
It's maccy dz in the screen but let's be honest, KFC wins everytime
No.8814
>>8813
Anyone else noticed that the KFC chips have changed relatively recently (within the last year or two anyway)? They're now thinner and longer like McDonald's ones. I preferred them more before.
No.8815
>>8813
Disagree tbh, the burgers at McDonalds are much better than KFCs. Only good thing about KFC are the chicken buckets.
>tfw no Tacobell, In-N-Out or Wendy's in the UK
No.8816
I have spent the past 3 days or so playing Star Trek Online. It's a bit buggy but its satisying my itch.
What are you all playing lads?
No.8817
Also did the other thread do that meetup?
No.8818
>>8817
Why do you care so much? It's pathetic.
No.8819
>>8818
Just merely passive interest m8, I've been away for a while. Sorry I pissed you off so much over a single question god DAMN MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES YOUR HIGHNESS
No.8820
>>8815
there's a tacobell in manc
No.8821
No.8822
>>8819
He literally only posts here to call us pathetic if we mention the halfchan meetup in anyway, I think he's probably the one organising it kek
No.8823
>>8822
The other thread isn't too bad, they're fighting the mild sjw posters they've got and having some light snack and pint related banter.
No.8824
>tfw alcohol makes me hungry as fuck
No.8825
>>8824
>tfw love eating but have to diet
Absence makes the heart grow fonder r-right? Going to feel amazing when I get to eat maintenance in 5 months
No.8826
>>8825
>>8825
I love eating shit like chocolate, doritos, pizza, donuts and sweets but I can't eat big meals if you know what I mean.
How heavy are you now?
No.8827
I fucking hate muslims, lads
I can deal with every other minority and ethnic group, but muslims are a literal poison on our land.
No.8828
>>8827
Blacks are my biggest bane.
Also,
>I can deal with every other minority and ethnic group
No.8829
>>8828
>not being accepting of all ethnic groups
No.8830
No.8831
No.8832
>>8827
as the rate of riots happening in America increases so does my hate for black people - a year or two ago I didn't care about them, these days it's a lingering hatred when I think about them
I do think muslims and indians in general smell funny, and are also bossy and rude in my experience of interacting with them.
No.8835
>>8832
In America the blacks are the biggest problem. Here muslims are the main problem
No.8836
I figured maybe we should create a sticky with "rules". Here's what I came up with
1) The purpose of the board is general discussion, for Brits (and Brit-sympathisers if they're cool)
2) Don't post anything extreme, ie gore, animal abuse, death, all that shit
3) we're a NSFW board but if you do decide to post nudity or porn then spoiler it
4) Vote UKIP
5) No tripfagging unless it's for a very specific requirement/thread
6) If you create a new thread outside of the "main" general, link it in the General so people see it (this isn't a "rule" per say, but just a good idea)
thoughts? Anything else we need to add / remove?
No.8837
No.8838
>>8836
>no mention of NEETs
So this is what it feels like to be a minority.
No.8839
>>8838
Would you feel better if I added something like this:
>General topics include NEEThood, dolequesting, wageslavery, nogf, and general feels good and bad
I can't really put NEETs only, because a couple of regulars have gotten jobs whilst being regulars and I don't think it'd be fair to suddenly banish them for it
No.8840
No.8842
>>8839
Yeah that sounds good.
No.8845
>torrent porn
>takes ages to download
>finally download it, the guy whos' fucking the girl is black
Not even racist but it feels weird watching it, mainly cos my penis isn't black
No.8846
>>8826
Sorry late reply
92kg atm, max was 103kg. Getting down to 65-70ish.
No.8847
>>8845
I can fap to interracial as long as they don't look like they've just walked Straight Outta Compton.
No.8848
>>8845
It's because you're not a cuck.
>Not even racist
No.8850
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>>8849
It could always be worse, anon.
No.8851
No.8852
>>8849
Lookin' good in that coat anon, who's the guy holding you?
No.8853
>2:58am
Oops, I'm off to bed, hopefully my sore throat will be gone when I wake up I doubt it, I bet I wake up with a full blown cold. Goodnight guys.
No.8854
I got the part time job
>tfw il be making only a tiny bit more than if I was on JSA being full time neet
Fuark
No.8855
Looking forward to having a proper chat with you all during the weekend lads
How's everyone's day been? Or if you just woke up, how was yesterday?
>woke up
>walked doge
>made bagel for lunch (oy vey!)
>made a nice green smoothie too
>made some bbq chicken with broccoli and rice to eat at work
Also, can anyone link me to a torrent for K-On!? I looked on nyaa but I could only find a download for the movie and I've been wanting to get into K-On for ages, need to download the second season of yuru yuri too!
No.8856
>>8855
also lads I saw that suggestion for a sticky earlier up the thread and I quite liked it if anyone was wondering
No.8857
I was posting on the 4chan thread yesterday. My how things have changed.
>>8855
Up and down mate. Think I've got a load of dust mites on my bed so I've been cleaning it today. My star trek binge is also wearing off. The weathers getting nicer, might go for a walk for a few days or something after the election.
No.8858
>>8857
how bad was it? I haven't even checked up on that thread in what must be months.
>walk
yeah m8, the fresh air will do you good. I always try and take my dog out before I go to work to breath in the glorious sea spay
No.8859
>>8858
What breed is your dog? I've got a lovely whippet. I take him out every day. I want to finish the Pennine way soon, the bits I have done have been great.
>no phone
>no internet
>barely any people
just walking on and on and looking at plants and views
No.8860
>>8859
sounds nice. I take mine out by the rocky coast and go looking for wildlife in the rockpools.
He's a Westie/Border Collie cross, basically looks like a Scotty dog.
No.8861
>>8855
http://bakabt.me/torrent/152222/k-on-bd-1080p-thora
or
http://bakabt.me/torrent/151822/k-on-bd-720p-frostii
I'm still in bed, feeling a tad rough today (about half the level of a normal cold, but still a bit ill, throat is killing me).
No.8862
>>8861
based, thank you my friend
may your cold pass soon
No.8863
No.8864
No.8865
>>8856
TY, was waiting for a few more opinions, I'll probs put it up later today at some point
No.8866
>>8865
Here's a pic for it
No.8867
Just got out of bed. This is getting worse and worse, I really have to do something about it today.
Gunna shower after breakfast then head out for a long walk, need to tire myself out today then go to bed early.
No.8868
>>8867
I look forward to your ridiculously late wake-ups every day
No.8869
>>8866
Needs a britfeel specific edit
No.8870
>>8868
It's normally me that has the problem, so I'm glad there's at least one other anon here who struggles with going to bed or getting up at decent times. I still haven't gotten out of bed.
No.8872
>>8870
I was doing well before easter, then a break from uni just destroyed me. I also have a problem in the fact that if I get up late I feel like the day is already fucked and can't get any work done.
All that changes today though!
No.8873
>>8871
This is bretty good.
Anyone been watching the island on channel 4? On the womyns island they released some small pigs for them to catch, where as the men had to catch a croc.
No.8874
>>8872
>I also have a problem in the fact that if I get up late I feel like the day is already fucked and can't get any work done.
I'm exactly the same, any time I wake up and it's around 11 or 12, I usually end up moping in bed until 4 or 5pm. I think I'll get up now, at least it will be an improvement to that.
No.8875
Just got back from my walk, phone says I've done 4 miles today so that's not too bad. I'll probably do some yoga or something in a few hours, but for now I'm gunna do some reading. Gotta tire out the brain too I guess.
No.8876
I really want a monster energy, should I do it lads?
No.8877
>>8876
Too much caffeine this late in the day, should probably save it for a morning.
No.8878
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
No.8879
>>8876
Do it you absolute madman.
No.8880
>>8879
I think I might die though.
No.8881
>>8876
>>8877
Are you 80 years old? Fucking hell you'll never be madmen you faggots
No.8882
>>8878
I don't think anyone here speaks Welsh, sorry.
No.8883
I fucking the the word vibes
Every cunt uses it
No.8884
>>8873
It makes you think that even if the gender pay gap wasn't a complete myth, companies would probably still hire men because a company of just women would collapse in about a month
No.8887
I just woke up, what the fuck brain
No.8888
Post last edited at
No.8889
>>8882
all I know is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
No.8890
>>8888
It's good, thank you for the dolequest reference. Point 6 is really good too, just reminded me I never check outside the thread.
No.8891
No.8892
>>8883
You don't like techy vibes, lad?
No.8893
Question time is on lads. One week to go
No.8894
David Cameron showing again that he will make life hell for neets
No.8895
This audiences questions make me want to kill myself.
How are people so dumb, how can you run a 70 people business but also be retarded.
No.8896
>>8894
Labour showing they'll make life hell for Brits
No.8897
Thought I'd have a bash at making some bread today, it's in the oven atm and I'm really nervous about it. What if it doesn't rise? What if it's not tasty?
No.8898
>>8897
It's pretty hard to mess up the taste of bread, and honestly it doesnt matter if it doesn't rise, flatbread is still pretty good.
No.8899
My housemates have been watching Ru Pauls drag race for the last 3 hours.
No.8900
>>8897
>What if it doesn't rise? What if it's not tasty?
Then you look search your outcome online to find out what you did wrong, and take that information into account for next time.
No.8901
who /straightbutwouldkissahotguyonthelips/ here?
No.8902
>>8901
>who /faggot/ here?
Fixed. And no.
No.8903
>>8901
>straight
>would kiss a "hot guy" on the lips
That's just about as gay as you can get without being in a civil partnership. And this is coming from someone who has argued in the past that fapping to traps/dickgirls/futa isn't gay. Hell, I'd even be so lenient as to give you "wondering what it's like to suck dick" simply out of human curiosity (but preferably with a partner that easily passes), but willingly kissing men is crossing the line.
No.8904
>>8903
I probably wouldn't want to in person, but when you're on your own you get curious.
Maybe I'm just really desperate for sex tbh
No.8905
>>8904
>but when you're on your own you get curious.
Sure, but if your mind wanders towards sexual contact with masculine men (and that's the key part here, MASCULINE, not a biological male that looks like a girl with a dick), and you also claim that you "would" (which implies that you are willing to go beyond the realm of fantasy), you have to trade in your straight card for gay or bi. If it's just something you've imagined, but the idea of actually doing it in reality repulses you, then you are (arguably) still straight.
No.8906
>>8904
Slaughter the degenrates.
No.8908
>>8907
That's a nice looking loaf, well done. How does it taste?
No.8909
>>8908
Pretty nice actually, just had some with scrambled eggs. It was easier than I expected.
No.8910
>>8901
>straight
yeah, come join us in degeneracy faggot
No.8911
No.8912
>>8911
I'm trans, (cuntboy not dickgirl though)
No.8913
No.8915
>>8914
you just hate it cause you know you are one, submit to the faggotry
No.8916
>>8915
I truly believe that everyone is bisexual. People are scared to admit it or don't know it yet.
No.8917
>>8916
well everyone can enjoy sex with anyone I guess
No.8918
>>8916
>I'm a faggot so everyone else must be
No.8919
>>8918
you just haven't met the right man yet anon
No.8920
>>8916
I disagree if we're talking about sexual attraction. However I will agree that being able to "enjoy" sexual stimulation from someone of the same sex is possible, but you do have to wonder how one might get oneself into such a situation without being a little queer.
No.8921
>>8920
I don't actually enjoy sex with anyone (cause trans)
No.8922
>>8921
>I don't actually enjoy sex with anyone
Nor do I (cause NEET, shut-in, wizard-apprentice sperg). I haven't fapped for 10 weeks either.
No.8923
I'm curious as to how many fags are floating about
http://strawpoll.me/4246336
(It's not a screamer I promise)
No.8924
by the way it is May..
fucking May.. time flies when you're neet
No.8925
how do you guys know you're straight if you've never been in the same room as a hot naked guy?
No.8926
>>8925
How do you know you're not a msulim if you've never been in the same room as Anjem Choudary?
No.8927
>>8925
Most of us have never been in the same room as a hot naked girl either, nor have most normies until their first time. I'm sure most of us virgins can attest to having a crush on someone or various people at some point too (and they didn't even have to be naked), and it certainly won't ever have been the same sex for anyone that picked straight.
No.8928
>>8925
How do you know you're not a paedo until you've been in the same room as (not even gonna finish this sentence but my point is you're dumb)
No.8929
>>8925
the power of imagination
No.8930
No.8931
>>8930
To be fair, you can wank to pretty much anything and still cum if you try hard enough. You can even get to the point where the more unappealing, taboo, or disgusting it is, the easier it is to orgasm.
No.8932
>>8931
true, it's more about the physical than the mental
No.8933
>>8931
Exactly that's my point. If you wank long enough to gay porn you will cum.. does that make you gay? Maybe. Maybe not.
>>8928
You might be a peado and not even know it yet m8. Don't be so narrow minded.
No.8934
>>8933
>does that make you gay? Maybe. Maybe not.
That's my point, it's irrelevant. It's about as much confirmation of being gay as eating toast or getting dizzy after spinning around. You can be straight or gay and still ejaculate while watching gay porn, as strange as that sounds. However, a gay person will probably feel fairly satisfied afterwards, while a straight guy will be washed over by disgust and/or self-loathing.
No.8935
>>8931
but I can't get up to men
No.8936
>>8935
You're not supposed to just sit there waiting for magic to happen, you just touch yourself and let the physical stimulation do the work. You should be able to get hard while staring at a wall, or with your eyes shut. Obviously if taboo content isn't your thing, it's going to be difficult to get much further than this, but it's definitely possible.
No.8937
>>8936
then you're just fapping while looking at something else
No.8938
>>8937
Yes? To me fapping is fapping, the visuals and audio just enhance it, and I like trying the many different "flavours" that are out there.
No.8939
No.8940
No.8942
Does this count as early? Its 3 hours earlier than I usually get up.
No.8943
>>8942
It's a good start mate
No.8944
Morning thread. Going to start a graphic novel today. I have my Bristol Board and India Ink ready for when a decent storyboard comes together, but that could be a week or so yet.
No.8945
>>8938
well, i'm straight so gay porn is a shit flavoured ice cream that is repulsive to me
No.8947
>>8946
spoiler that please
pig disgusting
No.8949
>>8946
I was giving you the chance to prove maybe you weren't totally retarded, I see that wasn't necessary.
No.8950
Who /hopelessromantic/ here?
>tfw no one true love
No.8952
No.8953
>in shop
>two cashiers flirting
>ones a chad and the other a stacey
>I had to listen to them flirting while chad scanned my stuff
I reeeeee'd inside
No.8954
I know we don't like to talk about them, however the halfchan thread are going full retard organising a meetup, 2 of them wanted to be the ones that organised it so are now being autistic and arguing in the thread, it's hilarious.
No.8955
>>8954
meetups is for normies though
No.8956
>>8954
Fucking normies.
Seriously though. Shouldn't they take that shit to /soc/?
No.8957
>>8955
>>8956
Pretty much, I couldn't even imagine meeting up with people from 4chan, I met some people years back from a forum I used to visit, but that was after we'd known each other with usernames for like 3 or 4 years, and even that was awkward. I can't imagine 4chan shit.
No.8958
>>8957
how awkward was it?
No.8959
No.8960
>>8959
the fuck, they all look like fedora neck beards
I thought 4chan was meant to hate those types of people
No.8961
>>8960
4chan is mostly neckbeard teenagers who go on /b/ because they're edgy.
No.8962
>>8958
Incredibly, it didn't help that some of the people were 17 so couldn't drink, although after they left things got a lot better and we went to a pub.
No.8963
>>8960
People generally hate those types BECAUSE of all the embarrassing irl 4chan stuff around that time. The only people who would actually meetup post-2008 are those with enough autism they can't imagine how awful it would be, or those that are complete newfags.
No.8964
I wouldn't go to any meet ups purely because I'd be expecting at least two of these to turn up.
https://youtu.be/klidVZLOI64
No.8965
>>8964
he's definitely the typical 4channer
what a fagget
No.8966
>>8965
I think he is more reddit.
The kind of person that thinks Nietzsche is cool.
No.8967
>>8965
>>8966
Aye, he seems like my idea of reddit/newr9k/ you know the fucking the type. The edgemeister cunts who are just the reason why having no social interaction is probably an ok thing.
No.8968
>>8966
Nietzsche had some good ideas but he has been widely misinterpreted by the fedora wearing atheist types - most of whom he would have considered worthless untermensch.
No.8969
>>8968
I still don't think he is cool, or someone to aspire to be like.
No.8970
>>8969
That's exactly what he'd expect a loser on a depression imageboard to say, though.
No.8971
>>8968
>Nietzsche had some good ideas
just kidding
No.8972
http://strawpoll.me/4246336/
reminder to vote on the britfeel sexuality survey
No.8973
>>8971
all I know about him is the abyss stuff, he say anything decent?
No.8974
>>8972
Why? It will just show gay people are 10% of the population like IRL
No.8975
>Anyone coming to the meeting in reading will be able to fuck me in any of my holes if you are at least 5/10 and you are soft and not a normie
kek
No.8976
No.8977
>>8974
>a bunch of faggots shitting up the thread earlier
>apparently only one bi and one freak
why do faggots make such big noise for how insignificant they are?
No.8978
>>8975
Jesus fucking Christ man.
No.8979
>>8977
because it freaks you out
No.8980
No.8982
>>8977
Faggotry is a controversial and politicised topic, and it's definitions are at least somewhat debatable (even the definition being debatable is debatable). Many people will chime in even if they aren't fags themselves, which is why it can often lead to long discussions even if none are present.
No.8984
Fish and chips for dinner lads
what you eating?
No.8987
Kill ALL the degenerates.
No.8988
>>8952
Eye colour ranking:
>blue
>green
>light brown
>hazel
>shitskin brown
>negro black
No.8989
>>8984
I haven't eaten for about 27 hours, but I'm not hungry at all. My cold is fucking with me, and I don't want to leave my bed.
No.8990
>>8984
Veggie Chorizo with fake chicken paprika Rice and peas.
>>8988
Nice. I thought so. Was thinking of making the heroes in my comic blue/green/hazel eyed and the antagonists dark eyed. But then thought it'd be too generic. So might mix it up a little. Make the main antagonist have piercing blue, that icey blue colour. The colour is going to be limited to eye colour and blood splatter, so that's why I was asking
No.8991
>>8990
Blue eyes can be seen as cold and piercing, so it's a good choice for certain villain types.
No.8992
>>8991
Aye, villains are fairly easy, it's just trying to make them not seem too 'cookie cutter' bad guy. Mary Sue is prevalent as fuck. I can't stand the thought of either my characters being so bland and predictable and overdone it's not worth reading, or so outlandish and unbelievable it's fucking cringe and people only read to laugh at how horrible it is. It's a fine balance.
No.8993
>go on r9k
>anti white posts
>normies talking about sex
No.8994
>>8993
that place is dead, do not mourn it
No.8995
>>8993
on half chan? didn't think we'd been infected
No.8996
>>8995
halfchan
this very board is infected though
No.8997
It's a fairly decent time to bring people who are tired of all the fucking normie shit going on, over here though. Surely it's at a breaking point now.
No.8998
>>8996
>this very board is infected though
w-what?
No.8999
No.9000
>mfw Yooka-Laylee has already raised $475,000
No.9009
new temporary election banner courtesy of our French allies at >>>/cable8/
No.9011
>>9010
Fairly sure most of you knew that. Considering barry has a partner, and a couple of others have been to uni which I can only assume means some kind of interaction with others.
No.9012
Alright lads. Friday ciders inbound,
No.9013
>>9011
>barry has a partner
barry needs to get the FUCK out
No.9014
>>9012
I got two lots of these bad boys
No.9015
>>9010
Now it's 5:3
I might have leave and find a new place to die.
No.9016
>>9014
Henry Westons and brothers toffee apple here
No.9017
Right before everything gets shit in here. Reading my book on graphic novel perspective. So I don't get my building angles all fucked. And came across this beauty. Fucking seriously. Books wouldn't get away with this now, it's quite sad really.
No.9018
>>9011
>>9015
>there are people here who know tfw gf
Make it stop.
No.9019
>>9018
"barry" is some mentally ill guy who considers his body pillow to be his partner, he's no threat to us.
No.9020
>>9019
Is barry the guy who organised the party?
No.9021
No.9022
No.9023
>>9021
>>9022
lads we need some standards here alright which is it?
No.9024
>>9017
why do iphones make pictures show up sideways, it's so annoying
No.9025
>>9023
who cares, we're meant to be anonymous anyway
No.9026
>>9019
>mentally ill
Perhaps the other 4 are just Barry entering in his headmate's responses? I'm willing to believe it.
No.9027
>>9026
this seems like the most sensible conclusion
No.9028
>>9025
Are you the guy who tells everyone its pathetic when we talk about the other thread? Mate you've got to cheer up.
No.9029
>>9028
no I'm not that guy, I was just trying to avoid the drama of people getting upset about certain other posters and whether they "belong"
No.9030
>>9024
No idea man. It's annoying as fuck.
>>9023
It definitely was Barry,
>Barry.
But essentially this >>9025
>>9026
I'm pretty I'm about 90% of the posts ITT. Literally talking to myself all day mate.
No.9031
>>9023
I can say with certainty that it wasn't Barry
No.9032
>>9031
>>9030
>>9029
lads who the fuck is barry
No.9034
>>9032
you're Barry, you were Barry all along
No.9035
>>9034
b-but I'm dolequest guy. I can't be both.
>game is dead but i still keep mentioning it
No.9036
>>9029
It literally was Barry, who else do you know here with a partner who has a job?
No.9038
No.9039
I haven't done anything for two years.
Here's to another two.
No.9040
>>9035
Well mate, the plot thickens too rite.
No.9042