No.9037
MAYDAY Edition
what's up guys?
No.9041
No.9043
popping down the shops anyone want anything
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>>9043
Pringles. Any flavour except blue or brown.
No.9046
>>9044
cheeky, I don't want cold hands m8
>>9045
Blue is my favourite. have you seen the new tortilla ones? I thnik it's just an excuse to give away stale, hard pringles
No.9047
>>9046
Aye. Fucking crafty.
No.9048
>>9037
Lying in bed feeling shitty from my cold still, but a little better after going to the loo and gettig something to eat. After 29 hours of no food I had a bowl of whatever Aldi's version of Coco Pops is called. I could barely stand though, I was on the verge of falling over and moving like a sloth.
No.9049
Thread seems busy tonight. Did we have another Exodus or something? Even had a yank at the end of the last thread apparently
No.9050
>>9049
I know I mentioned in halfchan earlier how much better it was here when someone asked, and another person did as well, So some people might have thread hopped.
No.9051
So guys. I've been your threads you've got yourselves a nice little community going here. Thought I'd drop in.
No.9052
>>9051
hello friend, always nice to have a visitor from the Colonies
No.9053
>>9052
Good to be here friend. I used to browse the britfeel on /r9k/ but it's really letting your side down at the moment. But you al seem to be less degenerate. About to have drink I'll pour one out for you guys.
No.9054
are you lads ready for the new flag when Scotland goes independent?
No.9055
>>9053
I did actually wonder at one point if the reason a lot of people were so against moving here was because we have flags, and it would oust them as nonbrits. But I find it quite interesting to see who from elsewhere in the globe feels like posting with us little Englanders
No.9056
>>9054
Why does it still contain St. Andrews Cross?
No.9057
>>9053
>less degenerate
There are a few here that need to be burned at the stake.
>>9054
That's terrible.
No.9058
>>9056
no idea lad
>>9057
how about this one?
No.9059
>>9058
I don't like that either.
No.9060
>>9055
It is a little off putting but I think people can get over over it.
No.9061
>>9058
Not quite as bootleg looking, but I think it would be better without the three lions and red dragon.
No.9063
>>9062
Personally, a good flag to me is one that anyone including children can draw. I don't think the three lions has ever worked well for that. I couldn't even draw them now without tracing.
No.9064
This is my personal favourite
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No.9067
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>>9066
Love those guys, fuck fat pride.
No.9068
Ok. So I have the concept for my short comic. And the antagonist drawn up. Anyone interested?
No.9069
>>9066
BRITAIN YES
>>9067
My consolation is knowing that they've made millions in increased sales from all the free publicity from butthurt tumblards
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No.9071
Ok. So, concept, young girl finds out her single white father is taking part in a pakistani rape gang, besides herself in rage, kills him, knowing she's now a fugitive. Takes to the streets, stealing, with the aim to take down the gang from the inside, however knowing nothing of organised crime she needs to learn as much possible from being a street urchin, all while pick pocketing and robbing local shops for food to survive, also with no prior history or experience of fighting she'll need to learn how to defend herself and learn who to trust.
Pic related is a one of the ring leaders, he 'looks after' the youngest of the girls in his quarters. And is in charge of police and political credit accounts.
If anyone wants to add or help, I'm open.
No.9072
>>9071
I was also going to publish it on tumblr in weekly segments. Under tags like #anime #feminism and hopefully get some kind of uprising.
No.9073
>>9071
>>9072
pretty bold subject
make sure you're behind 1000 proxies
No.9074
>>9073
Will do man. But I guess some liberal fucks would rather don 'Fuck da Police' tee shirts and become keyboard activists over some black kid in America rather than focus on shit happening on our doorstep.
No.9075
>>9072
>anime fans
>ever objecting to loli harems
Sounds really interesting though, I'll be hoping for a bad end where she gets captured and packaged off to a third world country to be a sultan's pet sex slave.
No.9076
>>9075
I was of a fucked ending to be fair. It's only going to be a short series. Probably about 13 weeks. Like I said. How the fuck could a young girl take on a crime syndicate. She's going to be about 12. So it's either going to be exposure or a nasty rape murder by about 8 men.
No.9077
>I was of
Well that came out wrong. I don't even know what I want to fucking type.
No.9078
>>9071
But she would not be prosecuted for killing her father.
Also why is a white man in a Paki rape gang?
No.9079
>>9076
I like the sound of this
No.9080
>>9076
>bad end possibly happening
Fuck yes, I hope it's extremely triggering. And remember to "accidently" forget to add trigger warnings.
No.9081
>>9078
There was a couple of white men involved in Rotherham, like two out of the 50 odd. And she's 12 she wouldn't be aware of the fact she wouldn't be held accountable.
>>9079
>>9080
Aye, it might even be a graphic suicide, obviously no warnings.
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No.9085
>tfw been sat here for 5 hours waiting to start work.
I swear I'll start in a minute.
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No.9087
>>9086
Contract Law, incredibly easy but I just can't be assed. I still haven't started.
No.9088
Alright lads!
Going to nip to the shops in a bit, you need anything?
Today's Agenda:
>Catch up with GoT Season 5
>bulk cook turkey chilli for work
>nip to tesco
>take dog on a nice, long walk
>might order a pizza
It's going to be good my friends
vote UKIP
fuck Pakis
No.9089
>>9088
Sounds like a chill day mate
No.9090
>>9088
Oh also I'm going to tidy my room!
Rule Britannia
No.9092
>>9089
it will be, I'm so bloody glad to have a day off from labouring amongst the immigrant hordes
>kurwa
>kurwa
>kurwa
>kurwa
all I hear all day every day
No.9093
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.9094
>>9093
Why are these memes so big in America? Why do you always see these things in American schooling?
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No.9096
>tfw you could suck your willy if it was an inch or 2 longer
No.9097
>>9088
Get out you normie cunt
No.9098
>>9097
oh look it's the greencuck again
No.9100
>>9098
>tfw I've been posting here constantly
No.9101
You know. You two would make a cute couple. Greencuck making lunch pretending his causes mattered and anime lad bringing home the earnings complaining about the polacks.
No.9102
>>9101
That would work, aslong as he works and I stay neet so I can shitpost all day. I don't think I could put up with his anime though tbh.
No.9103
>>9102
You've watched anime before you lying fucking shit
No.9104
>>9102
Nah man. You'd have to be a good little housewife and clean, cook, exercise (need to stay skinny fo'yo' man) then maybe have time to shit post. But you need to take up some kind of hobby or some shit. Because who wants a boring wife? Learn a craft too. Your time is going to be used right up mate.
No.9105
Also lads unlike Greencuck I am not a homosexual deviant so it would never work
No.9106
>>9105
Same mate. Thought we were on to something there. Maybe I could buy him a pair of tits and a nose job. A few hair extensions and false lashes and you've got yourself a dickgirl.
No.9107
>>9103
Take your pills m8. I've watched some movies (grave of fireflies, spirited away, pokemon) etc. Who hasn't? I'm not a fan of the other stuff tbh.
No.9108
>>9105
I'm not gay, stop projecting. I've fapped to gay porn twice but I'm not gay (remember you can fap to anything if you fap long enough). I just think everyone is born bisexual.
No.9109
>>9108
>I'm not gay
>I just love cock
It's like I'm really on /fit/
Going to go walk my dog lads, somebody else will have to keep the degenerate busy
No.9110
>tfw not enough of a fag to be known by a name on an anonymous Welsh pictureboard
feels good
No.9111
>>9108
You know what. No. No fuck you not this time. I get sucked in to your shitposting every fucking time. Not this time man. Fuck you and your half arsed bait.
No.9112
>>9110
>tfw I'm known by about 7 names.
Feels bad.
No.9113
>>9111
>implying it is bait
>implying it isn't my actual opinion
No.9114
>>9110
this is welsh?
I don't have a name either
No.9115
>>9110
You're either a newfag or just a bit boring then lad
we are a tight knit community
also boys
going to lug my desktop downstairs to watch GoT on the big screen, will try and funpost from my tablet
got some beers in and will probably order pizza, feels good.
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>>9115
Safe. Bit earlier for me, but have a bottle of red for later. What pizza you getting mate?
No.9118
>>9113
You are the worst. Literally the worst.
No.9119
>>9115
I've been here since the very beginning.
I just don't use the same images or a lexicon so people can easily recognize me.
No.9120
>>9118
Don't rise to it man. Just. Let him fester.
No.9122
Woke up at like half 12 today, then went into the city and bought a cheesestake sub. Was absolutely amazing.
Think i'm gunna spend my afternoon playing FTL.
No.9124
>tfw you just got asked advice about Prom, but never went to yours
>tfw because nobody wanted to go with you
>tfw you decided to play uno with your grandma instead.
No.9125
>>9124
I hope it was uno extreme m8
fucking loved it when it shot cards at me
No.9126
>>9125
Nah mate. Standard uno.
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No.9128
>>9127
Aye. Although. This was the board game of choice at my grandma's. Fucking loved this shit.
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/261868122438?nav=SEARCH
Would play that then read Wind in the Willows, and have a mug of hot chocolate with honey.
Fuck I miss being a kid.
No.9129
>>9124
With my school's prom you had to pay £30 to go, as if I was going to pay that just to stand on my own in the corner surrounded by lads and slags and having to listen to pop shite circa 2008.
No.9130
>>9128
I used to play pic related and uno extreme as a kid. I'd still play monopoly if I had someone to play with.
No.9131
>>9130
I've only ever played Monopoly about 2 or 3 times in my life because everyone else in my family loathes it. Board games that we played fairly often were Chess, Draughts, Snakes & Ladders, Trivial Pursuit, and Cluedo. We also played Apples to Apples a lot, but that's not a board game.
No.9132
Anyone else get that feeling that everything is incredibly overwhelming and reality is all hitting you at once?
I just played an hour of FTL and now feel like I've missed so much in the real world. So many tweets to read and I still have so much work to do, my head just feels like it's in a clamp and like the world is collapsing around me.
>Still have time to post on a Mongolian cave painting forum.
No.9133
>>9132
That feeling hit me hard in January this year. Everything just became too much and then I had this horrid realisation that I had wasted my entire teen and young adult life hiding in my room, and had absolutely no independence, self-reliance or responsibility whatsoever.
I was panicking non-stop for a couple of days, then out of desperation I began asking around on various boards where I should start to get out of my situation. Got some good advice from some kind anons, and I've been slowly working on improving myself ever since, starting with sleep pattern and personal hygiene.
No.9134
>>9130
>>9131
Have walking dead monopoly that My brother in law got me, mainly because I love board games, play stuff like Warhammer Quest every Christmas with him and a 1950s game called Scoop!
As a child no-one ever wanted to. Except my grandparents. So would go over there every couple of days and play stuff like Triv and Sorry! And Cluedo.
Because fuck having actual friends to play with right?
No.9135
just backed Yooka-Laylee. Do I have too much faith?
No.9136
>>9135
Yes, but it's definitely a safer bet than previous Kikestarters due to having an experienced team of veterans who have successfully released games in the past under strict budgets and time constraints, their pitch is something well within their capabilities and they've already got something to show for it. Mr. 3.3 million had nothing but false promises and a history of being terrible with money, and Inafune once drew a blue coloured Mario.
No.9137
>>9135
I dont think so, of all the kickstarters I've seen, I think this may be the most likely to come out well.
I've backed it, and part of me wants to believe they'll make enough with this kickstarter to start work on a sequel once they're done.
No.9138
>>9136
Aye, I fucking love Kirkhope. I hope it turns out how I picture in my head, dropped £70 on it.
>>9137
That'd be proper sick man. I reckon they'll easily make 3mil by next week. It's just all about how they use the money.
No.9139
Went to something called the sweeps festival today in the lovely UKIP Rochester and Strood constituency.
Pleased to say I saw 2 black people and plenty of beautiful british white folk
No.9140
oh god, so I did something I don't do and made a status about Yooka-Laylee. Basically as I only use Facebook to watch people. But after that autistic party 6 people added me. I completely forgot about. After a small exchange about the game, one of the bloke's from from the party said he actually knew Kirkhope personally has been to dinner with him, and then tagged his personally account and said 'Say hello, anon is a fan' panic is setting in. WHY DO THAT TO SOMEONE CLEARLY OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION.
No.9142
>>9141
I pooed a little ;_;
No.9143
>>9142
>literally shitting yourself
This is why I love this place. Have you cleaned yourself up?
No.9144
>>9143
Yes. I'm not at the point of just sitting in it yet. That's the point of no return, I can claw my way back from this far down, right? R-right?
No.9145
>>9144
S-sure you can, everyone shits their pants every once in a while, h-honest.
No.9146
>>9145
>tfw I pee'd the bed till I was 14
No.9148
>>9146
>>9147
Maybe it really is more common than I thought. I stopped wetting the bed before I can remember, but I recall a one-off incident when I was about 10. I started having wet dreams around 13 - 14, but they were fairly easy to clean up without having my family notice, and they stopped altogether when I started fapping not long after.
No.9149
>>9148
I used to wear actual nappies in bed m8
I think that's what made me so lazy, if I needed a pee and I was still awake I would just pee in my nappy kek
i think it's not too uncommon to still wet the bed at 11/12
No.9150
>tfw watching a party of girls on my free cams
I want them to have a massive orgy
http://www.myfreecams.com/#AngelicParty
No.9152
>>9149
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Bedwetting/Pages/Introduction.aspx
>1 in 12 children wet the bed regularly at four and a half years old (regularly is defined as at least twice a week)
>1 in 40 children wet the bed regularly at seven and a half years old
>1 in 65 children wet the bed regularly at nine and a half years old
>About 1 in 100 people continue to wet the bed into adulthood.
More than I thought, but I wouldn't say it's common.
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>>9153
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.9156
>>9139
Mark Reckless here, appreciate your support anon
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No.9159
Uh-oh, picked up liberal crime squad and now I seem to be losing my whole night. probably pull an all nighter seeing how I got up at half 6 and have to be up for 11. Anon old boy, what the fuck are you doing?
No.9160
>>9140
that's awesome though, but terrifying, yeah, it's easier to talk online though as you can edit
No.9161
>>9159
what's liberal crime squad?
No.9162
>>9161
Game kinda like dwarf fortress, going around as a liberal terrorist group.
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No.9164
I'm off to bed, goodnight guys. Today I felt much better than the last couple of days, but still not 100%. Hopefully tomorrow I can start getting back into my daily routine. It's looking doubtful if I'm going to bed at 5am however.
No.9165
>>9164
I didn't sleep at all
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No.9167
>>9156
Cheers mate
>>9157
Are you a paki?
No.9168
>>9167
yeah he is, he's only here because diversity quotas require at least 1 minority on every British based imageboard. That's also why we have the girl. Fortunately the quota is quite relaxed for imageboards, but come May 7th Labour have pledged to enact a fixed minimum 25% of all posts must be from the BAME community.
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No.9170
>>9168
A board I can stand by and trust mate.
No.9171
>>9168
that isn't true :v)
No.9172
Just woke up,
Too lazy to shower,
Too lazy to brush my teeth,
Too lazy to change clothes,
Too lazy to leave my room.
No.9173
>>9171
allahu akbar, brother :) We are as british as the rest of them right? Except the ones we will kill for their blasphemy
No.9174
m8 would I get b& for posting pics I've acquired?
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>>9176
>>9175
Couldn't find any like that. But found her through the bits of information given on here. I know there were some other people looking for more pics of her.
No.9178
>>9177
I don't think anyone was actually looking for more pics. Though that is impressive in a terrifying sort of way.
No.9179
>>9177
>piercings
Disgusting normie.
No.9180
>>9178
All that effort for fuck all.
No.9181
>>9177
bit creepy tbh m8, you're basically a stalker. But yeah, I dont think anyone cares.
No.9182
>>9181
yeah I mean if you found these pictures posted publicly on reddit or something I'd say fair game, but if you've used your autist-skills to track down her facebook and stuff I think that's a bit far
No.9183
>>9182
Basically just used information given here found her boyfriend and her through him. I think that's pretty standard.
No.9184
>>9177
>>9182
>bits of information
>autist-skills
>accidently posted her full name a couple of weeks ago
I'm not the guy who just dropped those pics, but there was a reason behind me warning you guys to scrub your photos and watch what you post here.
No.9185
>>9184
I missed that. Link it?
No.9186
>>9184
The pics were deleted. Who is she? Were the pics hot
No.9187
>>9185
>>9186
I'd rather not draw attention to it, someone else could easily retrace my steps and create a fairly complete dox, and seeing as we've already got one cunt that can't keep his findings quiet, I'm not gonna help him or anyone else out. I'll just say that I wish I'd never looked, and anonymity is one of the greatest things of our time.
No.9188
>>9186
you know who it was
No.9189
>>9187
I could have been a complete cunt there's some stuff she's keeping quiet for a reason but I'm not going to say anything.
>>9186
Are you new?
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>>9187
>>9189
fucking hell guys now you've got me really curious
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>>9189
I can respect that at least, but considering we've just implied that we know about "stuff", she's going to be literally shitting herself and probably won't come back.
>>9190
So was I until I dug further. Immediate regret, I have no idea why she's put as much information online as she has. Reminder for everyone to NOT use the same username for everything.
No.9193
>>9192
oh are we talking about the manlet disabled girl?
No.9194
>tfw when I have no attention span anymore
>tfw even when im watching a tv show or movie I enjoy i'm still checking twitter or facebook or a chan.
>tfw cant remember what it's like to actually sit down and enjoy something.
I need to fix this.
No.9195
>>9192
>>9193
Should I be worried?
No.9196
>>9194
>twitter
>facebook
Well there's two ways to immediately cut down on distractions, and simultaneously cut down on your normalfaggotry.
No.9197
>>9194
>facebook
normie out
No.9198
>>9195
I don't know, should you?
No.9199
>>9198
I don't know, should she?
No.9200
>>9198
>>9199
Well. I don't want my family life on here. So if everyone could not be be a cunt about it that'd be super.
No.9201
>>9192
I still have no idea what it is but I think I could venture a guess.
I won't though in case I'm right
No.9202
>>9200
Can do, I've kept quiet for a couple of weeks already and had already firmly decided on not posting anything.
No.9203
>>9202
Cheers man, much appreciated.
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No.9205
s-so what's everyone having for din dins?
I've got teriyaki chicken skewers and some hash browns
No.9206
>>9205
I've just had breakfast, but later on I'll probably have a chicken curry that's been in the fridge for a couple of days. I would have eaten it earlier but I was too ill.
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>>9205
Thinking about heading down to subway, either that or I'll make myself a ham and cheese toastie.
No.9208
>>9205
Veggie Tenders and salad.
No.9209
>go to leave the house and get a subway
>open front door
>rain
>close front door
guess I'm eating a toastie then.
No.9210
>>9209
Yeah it's raining here too, still half sunny though. Weather can't make it's mind up today.
No.9211
>>9210
It's a complete shitshow here. Clouds all over, pissing it down.
Ordered myself a pizza hut. Spent far too much because I got a bunch of sides and deserts too. Oh well.
No.9212
What in your opinion was the first movie ever made guise?
No.9213
What ending should I go for with my science character, astronaut Herman Banger?
No.9215
so apparently the other thread HAD a meetup and now they're all best buds. Fucking normies I swear to christ
No.9217
holy shit you can't be serious
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>>9216
>>9217
also like half the thread is fucking pakis
either that or people are just pretending
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>>9216
>>9217
>yfw you realize the gender of the ginger one
No.9221
>>9219
I assumed they were just northerners who were baiting.
No.9222
>>9221
probably
either way, thread is shit. Yet I can't stop reading it
No.9223
>>9222
Same. Like a train wreck. Horrific to look at but I can't look away.
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No.9225
I feel like I've just woke up from a coma. And Reddit bought out 4chan whilst I was out.
No.9226
Their thread is being taken over by shitskins.
No.9227
>>9226
So? I'm more worried about the normies who met up
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>>9228
Fucking aye, since March? Well that's when I stopped using it regularly so no wonder I didn't notice right away.
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>>9231
It's my pet Demon, he lives in a pizza box.
No.9233
>>9216
fucking hell who would have though Britfeel would come to this
No.9234
>>9233
Simon here, why don't some of you guys come along to the next meet. You'll see that we're not so bad haha :)
No.9235
>>9234
I don't care if it's a shit post. Ban.
No.9236
What happened seriously.
The thread started great, back in November it was all fun and games, light banter and a slowly evolving OP picture, then it started that the AM editions were okay and the PM ones were full of normies and now.
Now look at it. Normies, pakis, people talking about jobs.
No.9237
>>9229
It's a combination of things like that and the various administrative changes. Moot stepped down and has been replaced by a 3 person admin team. The entire old guard (pre-2013) mod team has been replaced by newfags, normalfags and redditards who gave their complete identities to moot for free, and they are incredibly ban-happy if you simply mentioning certain topics or people (especially if you say anything that isn't considered PC).
Due to this, the remaining posts on the site have a noticeable PC slant, which has essentially opened the floodgates to co-option from places like reddit, tumblr, and the general normalfag world, while driving out what used to be the core 4chan userbase. The "core" userbase were the ones keeping the newfags in check, by constantly mocking newfaggotry and posting "offensive content" to scare those who couldn't handle it away. With the majority of old users now gone, the cancer has been allowed to flourish and essentially co-opt the entire website.
No.9238
>>9237
It's literally not worth going back. It's a lost cause. Soon they'll be posting 'interesting buzzfeed articles' to each other.
No.9239
>>9238
Mark here (from the meetup), I'm actually a guest writer on buzzfeed.I was thinking of writing an article about the funniest threads on 4chan, do you think britfeel would be a good place to start? Don't worry I won't include this place, most people think it's kind of creepy here but 4chan is very "in" haha
No.9240
>>9238
Actually that's a pretty good way of seeing where the cancer is most concentrated: https://archive.moe/_/search/text/www.buzzfeed.com/
It's mostly /int/, /fit/, /tv/, /co/, and /r9k/. Nothing unexpected really, all 5 are renown for being normalfag hangouts.
>>9239
>haha
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>>9239
>>9234
fyi these were both me screwing around, no normies here boss
No.9242
>>9240
Figures. Fucking twats. Let them rot in the cesspool they've created.
No.9243
Lads this britfeel shit is getting out of hand. I was going to register the @britfeel twitter handle for dolequest updates and just to keep it from the normies but some scrub registered it a few months ago.
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>>9243
>implying I didn't have that same thought a few months ago
the britfeel twitter is safe my friend
No.9246
>>9245
Kek, you're lucky, I was about to report it for "impersonation" to try and get it taken down.
No.9247
>>9244
nice one m8, keep it secret, keep it safe. I had to take @dolequest instead.
No.9248
>>9247
I mean I wouldn't mind relinquishing the handle if you really wanted it (and I knew it wouldn't be used for nefarious purposes) but I guess dolequest works well too?
No.9249
>>9248
I thought I'd registered it to be honest so I sent a forgot password resend notification. Honestly I would prefer it but you don't have to give it to me m8, just keep it from the normies.
If you do want to give it up, pop me a message at; britfeel@gmail.com
No.9250
I don't want to start my new job this week tbh, it's only 2 days a week but il be surrounded by normies all day. I don't think I can handle it.
No.9253
Already bored of the Witcher again, only made it to chapter 3
No.9254
>>9253
Well I think that settles it; The Witcher confirmed for boring. I'll probably still check out 3 when that's released though.
No.9255
t-the other thread is insulting us again
No.9256
>>9252
Well you can't blame him when there were people posting pictures of themselves a while ago including a f-female.
No.9257
>>9255
I love how they cant agree on what we are, some of them are calling us normies, and others are saying we're gf-less, job-less misfits.
No.9258
they can't even decide what the problem is with us. One moment they're saying we're autistically abnormal and ban people for having friends, the next they say that WE'RE the normies. o i am laffin
No.9260
>>9257
>>9258
Well strawpoll shows we're normies.
No.9261
>>9260
we're not the ones meeting up and having curries together and shit
No.9262
>>9261
Yeah you're right. Shall we meet up and have a curry?
No.9263
>>9262
yeah deffo mate, but better make sure we have permission from the dictator mods or we'll all be perma'd like all the other anons were
No.9264
>>9263
Praise the mods, bless us with your daily Farage and anime pictures, and ban anyone who claims to have ever had a friend. Amen.
No.9265
No we aren't normies, we are the greens!
No.9266
>>9265
I think I'm the most left leaning here and even I think the greens are insane.
No.9267
>>9265
you're the most irritating guy here and yet you're not banned. that should speak for itself
No.9268
>mfw apparently more left than the greens.
I still think theyre crazy though, although its nice to see that wanting a dictatorship doesnt throw me all the way into authoritarian.
No.9269
>>9268
nice,I'm also exactly the same as the greens
No.9270
What's everyone's plans for the bank holiday?
>Get some car cleaning stuff
>Clean my car
That's my plans, knowing my luck it will be pissing it down all day.
No.9271
>>9270
my sister wants to take me to windsor. I'm not sure I really want to
No.9272
is the khan academy thing still going on? I feel proud that I actually remember a lot of algebra despite not doing maths in 6 years
>>9270
it's supposed to piss it down over here so I'm planning on sleeping and playing games most of the day, nice to have a day off of work
No.9273
>>9270
Dunno, might take the dog for a walk if it doesn't piss it down again. (though I kinda hope it does because rain is cozy)
No.9274
>>9271
by windsor I mean the race track
No.9275
>>9272
I dunno, that anon was meant to be recording it but hasn't posted in a while from what I can see
No.9276
>>9270
what car you got mate? It's not a corsa is it?
No.9277
>>9272
I felt I was pissing people off with the khan stuff, so backed off a bit mate, but I'm so glad you carried on well man.
Off to bed. Drank a bottle of red wine. And as I don't really drink alcohol at all, ended up throwing up red all over my cream carpet. Well done me.
No.9278
>>9270
No plans, probably stay in bed half the day and go on my computer for the other.
>>9272
I forget to do it for weeks, then I have to spend a day revising what I'd "mastered" previously because I've forgotten it all.
No.9279
>>9276
'03 Ford Focus 1.6. Bit of a come down from the 2.0D BMW I had but I love it and am starting to like it more than I did the BMW.
Have you got a car mate?
No.9280
>>9279
n-no
been hoping to get one soon though. once I pass my test
No.9281
>>9270
I've gotta make a presentation on Tuesday, so I've gotta actually prepare it tomorrow, gotta actually make the stuff and Im gunna read how to win friends and influence people.
Presentation is on my project, which is absolutely terrible, then they're going to question me afterwords. I'll probably spaghetti everywhere and fail terribly.
No.9282
>>9281
>presentation
I've managed to skive off every presentation I've ever had to do
No.9283
>>9277
>I felt I was pissing people off with the khan stuff
I wasn't even doing the Khan stuff but I quite liked reading about peoples progress
No.9284
>>9282
I havent had to make one in 4 years, sadly this one is worth 20% of my project mark, and hopefully if I act charismatic as fuck and attempt to be a normie and dont spaghetti over the place I can do well, then I might not fail this module.
No.9285
>>9280
What you looking at getting once you pass?
No.9286
>>9283
For the record, I was one of the anons that started it late then never updated, but still enjoyed seeing people progress, sadly I'm apparently always piled with shitty uniwork I cant do due to never attending lectures.
No.9287
>>9282
Same here, in fact I got away with not doing most of the work I'd ever been tasked with in my educational life. Avoiding it all seemed like a really good idea at the time, I swear.
No.9288
>>9283
I wasn't even doing it bit I enjoyed seeing people's progression
No.9289
>>9285
Something small, an easy runner. I've been learning in a kia picanto but I hear Jap cars aren't reliable
No.9290
Literally about to go sleep now. All tucked up in bed. But I'll make a new Google Spreadsheet starting from next week. Continuing from where we left off. I just assumed it was getting on people's tits.
Night everyone
No.9291
No.9292
>>9290
Goodnight mate, sleep well, hope you feel less sick in the morning.
No.9293
>>9290
The threads not exactly speeding by, I see no reason not to. I saw that another thread wa made for it but people don't leave the general most of the time.
No.9294
>>9289
Toyota's are not too bad. My old care co-ordinator had a Mazda 323 that he absolutely swore by.
Go for something like a 1.6. It's fast enough to have fun & cheap enough to run. Stick to a common make so that if it breaks down you can source spare parts fairly easily & cheap. Don't go for a diesel, diesel is about to be fisted up the rectum big time.
>>9290
Good night mate, pleasant dreams
No.9295
>>9294
I heard diesel was cheaper to run, what's changing ?
No.9296
>>9293
>people don't leave the general most of the time
This is true, at least for me. I usually don't notice outside threads until I open up the catalogue for the first time the next day.
No.9297
>thread is jovial and full of discussion
>right before bedtime
Life isn't fair lads
No.9298
>>9295
It's cheaper to run if your doing hundreds of miles every week, if not then petrol is better.
I don't know the full details but I think there's been some reports published that is stating that diesel cars are being more harmful to the environment compared to petrol (despite the fact several years ago they were telling us to buy diesel as it was more eco friendly) and it looks likely to become more expensive to own one. Tax wise and probably fuel.
No.9299
>>9298
Oh right. Well I don't leave my hometown often so can't see myself doing many miles. Thanks for the advice
No.9300
>>9298
*You're.
Fuck my spelling tonight.
No.9301
>>9299
No prob mate, glad to have helped.
No.9302
>>9297
Happens every time. I suspect a lot of us are here most of the day, but we just don't know how to start off a conversation.
No.9303
>>9302
I am, but I'm pretty boring
No.9305
>>9304
it sucks, but I'm happy, nothing to talk about though
No.9306
>>9287
I dropped out of business at college because every week we had to present in front of the class
My attendance go to like 20% so I missed the presentation classes, ended up leaving
No.9307
I just don't understand MOBA's, how the hell do so many people watch them all the time? Theyre so boring and grindy and everyone is mean. I just dont understand.
No.9308
>>9307
most lets players have tits, so people don't watch for the game
No.9309
>>9306
I'd hate a course like that, that's why I picked music tech. Still had to do two presentations in my final year (in a group of 4, not solo), but I managed to not be in one of the days for some reason. In the one I did attend, the only thing I said was "Any questions?". I said it at the wrong moment, when the presentation was only 1/2 the way through. At least it got some laughs.
>>9307
I don't get them either, they all seem boring as fuck.
No.9310
>tfw activity dies immediately after you post
No.9311
>>9310
not much to say really, I don't have anything add
No.9312
>>9311
H-how was your day?
No.9313
>>9312
I spent most of it sleeping, then on the internet
No.9314
>>9312
I woke up in the afternoon, then played games.
Now the despair is setting in, like always.
No.9315
>>9313
>>9314
We have a lot in common.
No.9316
>>9315
that's why we're here I guess
No.9317
>>9315
>you will never meet scottish anime guy
why even live
No.9318
>>9317
unless we turn into total faggots and do a meetup
No.9319
>>9310
I'm playing FTL, so keep forgetting about the thread. I have 28 hours in the game and I've never beat it, but still find it fun as hell.
No.9320
>>9317
Have you ever had someone try to talk to you about anime irl? It's one of the worst "social" experiences one could possibly have, even if you're a complete /a/utist.
Never reveal your animu power level to the real world guys.
No.9321
>>9320
I've never even really known anyone IRL who has watched anime. When I went to college (before I dropped out) there was this one fat/emo/smelly guy in my class who talked about anime and 4chan a lot. He had cuts all up his arm from where he cut himself. I stayed away from him because he was creepy/weird as fuck.
No.9322
>>9320
we have an anime club in uni, but I don't go in much, so I'm don't know many people in it
No.9323
>>9321
I knew one cool guy who liked anime.
I don't like anime so I was comfortable around someone more autistic than me.
No.9324
>>9321
>>9322
Back when I was in college there was one person who asked me if I liked anime, and in my naivety I said "Yes". I swear, hearing him attempt to pronounce various japanese words all day and getting them completely and utterly wrong has scarred me for life. He pronounced "Ecchi" as "Essy". Fucking "Essy".
No.9325
tfw still awake
someone kill me, I hate being awake past 1
No.9326
>>9324
well that's just retarded, why was he talking about ecchi anyway?
No.9327
>>9326
No fucking idea, he started the conversation with Elfen Lied (pronouncing Lied as if it was the English word instead of "leed" as it's supposed to be) then said something about Essy shows. It was in the middle of class so I mostly ignored it. He wasn't even autistic, just a normalfag who somehow found an interest in anime a couple of night before.
No.9328
>>9327
maybe he was trying to relate to you
No.9329
I live with someone who's part of my uni's anime club. I've lived with them for 2 years and haven't let them know I like anime, they don't shower, but they're never here so it isnt really a problem for me.
No.9330
>>9329
sounds shit, are you the other anon who's at uni? I remember there only being 2 of us
No.9331
>>9330
I assume so, I'm a regular. I may have even mentioned this housemate before.
No.9332
>>9331
maybe, it was someone doing forensics, but not as a degree (which I am)
No.9333
>>9328
In hindsight he probably was, but I was too autistic and socially anxious to notice. He was really normal though, he drove a car, had a girlfriend, and often went "out on the town".
No.9334
>>9333
uugh, maybe he wanted to be nice to the poor autistic kid, doing you a favour, I've had people do that before, it's so patronising,
No.9335
>>9334
>tfw everyone just treats me 'off' or they ignore me
No.9336
>>9335
would you rather be treated like a retard or a freak? I've had both, I prefer being ignored.
No.9337
>>9334
>>9335
>that difference in treatment from people once they find out you're a sperg
I fucking hate it man. I'm just bad at picking up certain social cues, and I have a problem with speaking up, not brain-dead.
No.9338
>>9337
yeah, fuck normies man, they either treat you like a child or a school shooter in waiting.
No.9339
anyone else watch a video on youtube then end up watching some random shit until 4 in the morning
currently watching this goon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZYV1xY_n-A
No.9340
>>9339
I got about two seconds into that, what a faggot
No.9341
>>9339
Never heard of "dip" before, seems retarded.
No.9342
>>9341
chewing tobacco
it's the most redneck thing you can do
No.9343
>>9342
It's disgusting watching him spit all the time and speak like a mong, but I guess it's not as shit for your health as smoking.
No.9344
>>9343
still leads to cancer, but doesn't get to other people
No.9345
>still awake at 8:40am
It's at the point where I've just stopped giving a shit about my sleep pattern really, I'll just have to keep staying awake later and later until I'm back on normal time. I'd normally say "goodnight" but it's full-on daytime already, so good day I guess.
No.9346
>>9345
same here, haven't slept in a while
No.9347
>>9346
I just woke up, didn't expect the conversations to continue all night
No.9348
>>9347
They didn't, there was a 5 and a half hour gap.
No.9349
>>9348
O-oh
I just looked at the time of the most recent post, oops
No.9350
>>9349
it's pretty on and off normally anyway
No.9351
No.9352
It's a beautiful day. So why do I feel so low?
No.9353
>>9352
cause you're a NEET, go outside
No.9354
>>9352
I don't know about you, but for me it's because I've been a little ill lately, I haven't been eating properly at all (I think I've had dinner once since last Thursday), and I've been awake since yesterday afternoon, even though I said I was going to bed 3 hours ago.
No.9355
>>9354
I've still not slept either
No.9356
>>9355
Sleep is for pussies anyway, r-right?
No.9357
>>9356
Y..yeah, we don't need sleep
No.9358
there's such a qt girl in my local waitrose tbh
I go afterwards everytime I go to the gym, she's a tall skinny posh girl that looks like cara. She isn't a stacey, she's a real girl ;_; how do I marry her?
No.9359
Loving the sun lads. Chilling in the back garden with a can of diet coke, feels good man
No.9361
>>9360
I know, but the diet coke was on offer and I'm tight
No.9362
>>9358
Take her caveman style
No.9363
>>9358
start by talking to her instead of just staring like a sperg
No.9364
>>9363
what should I say?
Should I ask her where I can find some flavoured milk?
No.9365
>>9364
does she work there? That's a really weird thing to ask.
No.9366
No.9367
>>9366
as what? A cashier?
No.9368
>Wanted to clean my car
>Kids all playing outside, normies chilling on the grass over the road
>Anxiety building
I'm gonna do it tomorrow…at least then there won't be that many people about
No.9369
>>9368
people watching is the worst
No.9370
Didn't get to sleep until like half 6 in the morning last night, only woke up at 3. Feeling pretty shitty tbh.
Better get some work started.
No.9371
>>9369
I can't deal with it. People watching me, that fear of fucking up and having them laugh at me, the constant worry they're saying stuff about me, hearing them laugh and then immediately thinking they're laughing at me, no, just can't fucking deal with it.
No.9372
>>9371
same here man, I can't even walk past someone without worrying.
No.9373
>>9371
>>9372
Oh god, I know that feeling. When I walk past people I worry because I breathe through my mouth and think I'm walking around with my mouth wide open, then try and breathe through my nose, but cant do it very well then start freaking out and cant breathe properly so I have to breathe really heavily through my mouth, which makes me feel even worse.
No.9374
>had to go pick up me mam at her friends
>I waited outside cos I didn't want to go in and talk to people, there was also no where to park
>'why didn't you come in? why didn't you come in? why didn't you come in?'
No.9375
>>9371
>>9372
>>9373
>>9374
I know all of these feels. It's really fucking difficult trying to overcome social anxiety, your mind constantly tricks you into thinking you are fucking up, even when you're doing okay or nobody else gives a shit. It's been a massive struggle trying to get out of my fairly severe avoidant lifestyle, it's like being at war with my own mind.
No.9376
Anyone else here really want to kill their father, /patricide/?
My father beat my mother with a broom until her ribs broke and her lung collapsed.
I would have done it already but I don't know where he is.
No.9377
>>9376
That sucks, and not really. I've just never been close to my dad, he was always at work so I didn't see him much.
No.9378
Have any of you ever tried L-theanine or 5-htp?
No.9379
>>9376
That's rough man, but not me. I'm fortunate to have a really kind and loving dad, we're always been very close and I wouldn't trade him for anyone in the world. I always get mad triggered whenever I see a film or TV show has a dad that dies, end up crying my eyes out every time.
No.9380
>>9378
I've had L-theanine, and it didnt really make much of a difference to me, had it with caffeine at various different ratios.
Also tried modafinil, managed to keep me up for ages, but felt very spaced out towards the end.
No.9381
What drugs have you tried lads? I bought some morning glory seeds off the internet once, ate a bunch and didn't feel anything for hours. Went for a walk to the bathroom and suddenly felt off my tits, it was pretty cool.
No.9382
>>9381
None, I vowed to never take recreational drugs when I was younger and I've stuck to my word.
No.9383
No.9384
>>9383
Mostly self-discipline, personal values and a test of my own word.
No.9385
>>9372
>>9373
>>9375
I'm really glad I'm not alone in these feels, it's sort of comforting to know. A therapist tried to diagnose me with some sort of schizophrenia or something similar once because of this. I told her how I feel about being around people and feeling like I'm being judged all the time and she was asking questions like "do you feel there is some sort of conspiracy against you", "do you feel everyone is out to get you". Worst part is is that I am starting to get little thoughts in the back of my head every now and again that what she was asking is really happening. Whether it's a placebo effect I don't know. Bit shitty though.
No.9386
>>9385
I know when I think about it after that people aren't out to get me, but when I'm out there in public I genuinely believe everyone thinks i'm worthless and is laughing at me.
No.9387
>tfw been chatting to girl on tinder
>tfw she wants to meet up
>tfw maybe gf
fug
No.9388
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>9387
Go for it mate. Listen to this beforehand to hype yourself up.
No.9389
>Presentation in 13 hours
>Only have a title slide
>Watching every episode of JonTron
No.9390
>>9389
>JonTron
he's just as bad as these faggots
No.9391
>>9385
>>9386
Honestly to me that sounds like (or at least very similar to) social anxiety disorder, which I've been dealing with since starting puberty. I used to be a tad paranoid when I was around 10-13 that other kids might be able to read my thoughts or see through my eyes and laughing at me or something, and even now I constantly feel like I could be being watched and judged without me realising it, so I can see why a therapist might have started with looking into schizophrenia.
For me it's mostly a matter of having 0% self-confidence, self-worth, and self-assertiveness, which fuels irrational negative thoughts that aren't true, but go around my head in a feedback loop, causing panic attacks and avoidance.
No.9392
>>9390
>jontron
>anywhere near as bad as those faggots
No.9393
>>9390
He is not that bad, but still bad.
No.9394
>>9393
I can't stand JonTron, he's an unfunny prick who tries too hard
I like coolduders vids, they're comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xontfj3Kml0
No.9395
>>9394
I don't like him either, but I would rather murder Dan and Phil.
No.9396
>>9394
Just seems to be some guy who makes videos telling people what DVD's he's bought.
I don't see what the problem people have with JonTron is, sure in gamegrumps he just came across as shouty and annoying but his actual stuff is way better and I feel it has just the right amount of nonsense and weird.
No.9397
No.9398
>>9397
Are you being serious?
No.9399
No.9400
No.9401
>>9396
Pretty much my views too. I like him.
>>9397
>"He's an SJW"
>shat all over Zoe Quinn
>linked to a cartoon drawing of her having sex with the Five Guys
>linked to and recommended everyone watch CHS's debunking of Anita Sarkeesian's bullshit
>went on TB's podcast and was pissed off with all the forced sexism and diversity problems that some people are pushing into gaming
Webm related.
No.9402
>>9401
pls no, that makes me want to punch him
No.9404
>>9400
>>9401
I'm okay Jon Tron mostly, even though he does annoy me when he comes across arrogant, which he does often.
But I say he is an SJW because he rolled over pretty hard when he was being attacked by them. Also, I don't like that whole Jesse/Dodger crowd.
No.9405
>>9400
that doesn't portray him as an SJW at all, he got on their bad side
>>9404
they are vile disgusting bullies who relentlessly attack anyone they disagree with until they "roll over" so I don't really think Jon doing so makes him one of them.
No.9406
>>9404
The only reason he rolled over and apologised was because they SJW people are retardedly persistent, I don't blame him and I doubt they managed to change his mind. It's not as if he's on the same level as the game grumps now, who've put trigger warnings on a video.
I dont blame you for not being a fan of Jesse and Dodger though, apart from when they're doing live stuff they tend to be incredibly safe.
No.9407
>>9406
I don't like Jesse and Dodger because they are not funny.
No.9408
>>9404
That doesn't make him an SJW at all, that makes him someone who the SJW's targeted. Several months ago, it was almost career suicide to speak out against them, it's only now that we've managed to push the term SJW in a negative light into mainstream vernacular that it's become somewhat "acceptable" to criticise them publicly.
Yeah most of the Polaris crowd are irritating and self-important assholes from California, but Jon isn't even in with them; he's with NormalBoots, which he founded.
No.9409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VD7QvYfx8
"They'll have to triple the size of the coffin."
Even though I think fat people are disgusting and they brought this on themselves, I still felt bad when she was crying about her sister.
No.9410
>>9408
I know he's not an SJW, sorry I triggered you.
No.9411
>>9410
>"I know he's not an SJW"
>claimed he was multiple times until proven utterly wrong
No.9412
>>9411
I only posted >>9397 you pleb.
Nice meme btw.
No.9413
can you lads answer this for me, cba tbh
What is it that attracted you to this position? *
Give an example of where you have seen an opportunity to improve something and have acted upon it. What did you do? What happened as a result? *
When have you delivered/received great service? What did you do/receive?
No.9414
>>9413
What position is it for?
No.9415
It's been a while since 8chan got knocked offline. There was a several week period in January where we were getting DDoS attacked by Lizard Squad multiple times a day, sometimes lasting for many hours. Bad times.
No.9416
Oh good, we're back, I can finally post my response to >>9413
.
For the first one I cba, but just talk about a friends work at school, and suggesting a talking point they hadnt thought of before, something like a history essay on the fall of nazi germany and point out they never mentioned the failed invasion attempt of russia.
For the second one something along the lines of:
I try and think of every day as an opportunity to give great service, even when not working, I don't feel there should be any reason to not put in as much effort with dealing with people as you possibly can, whether it be when I give up my seat on the bus to an elderly person or when someone asks me if I can give them directions I try and do my absolute best, keep a smile on my face and make sure I'm as helpful as possible. I make sure I do this by looking to others as an example, people who I feel have made my day that little bit better with a single interaction. One brilliant example of this would be the milkman that used to visit my childhood home, he'd turn up every Sunday morning and even when it was raining he'd have a massive grin on his face and would talk in a booming, joyful voice.
No.9417
>>9416
We should have a sticky where we have application form answers answers to help people m8
No.9418
>tfw eating chocolate cake at 3am
I guess it does feel a little good to not give a shit about keeping to schedule after 4 months of keeping a fairly steady life routine, but I do wonder how I'm going to get back into it.
No.9419
>>9418
With great difficulty.
No.9420
No.9421
>>9420
Morning, I'm still awake from yesterday evening.
No.9422
>>9421
nice, I did that the day before, ended up crashing at 6 yesterday though
No.9423
Presentation in 2 hours 20 minutes. Just finished the actual presentation, gotta make a poster. I hate life.
No.9424
No.9425
>>9423
Have a drink to calm the nerves of you're nervous
No.9426
Gave my presentation. I don't think it could have gone any better. The talkative, charismatic version of me usually reserved for when i've had a lot to drink came out.
I couldn't remember the last time I did something and actually felt like I did well, but it's amazing. Opened myself a bottle of cider to celebrate.
No.9427
>>9426
>The talkative, charismatic version of me
I wish I had one of those. Good work though.
No.9428
Is anyone interested in a decent site I've found for volunteering? All kinds of stuff from shop work , working with old people to animal shelters?
No.9429
>>9428
I'm sure someone will be interested. Not me personally, I hate the idea of doing paid work let alone doing it for free.
No.9430
>9428
Yeah post it, as long as it's not something some particularly bitter anon could sabotage
No.9431
>>9429
good for CVs though mate, let's have it >>9428
No.9432
Do-it.org you basically register what sort of thing you want to do, there's all kinds of stuff, including free training. So it's worth a look.
No.9433
>>9432
>I'm interested in..
>Communities..
>Immigrants, Race & Ethnicity, LGBT
No.9434
>>9433
Oh god. Aye. I steered clear. Animals and wildlife mate. Can't go wrong.
No.9435
So I got offered this part time job last week but I haven't heard anything since then. They sent me one email saying I got the job, I replied to 2 of the staff and didn't get a reply. I'm meant to be starting thursday so I don't know what's going on.
No.9436
Just woke up from a 5 hour nap. Have an exam in 10 hours, better start revision.
No.9437
No.9438
where the fuck is everyone
No.9439
No.9440
No.9441
>>9438
No idea about anyone else, but I've been on a weird timezone (I just woke up now) for the last week.
No.9442
No.9443
>>9438
>thread dead for ages
>someone points it out
>loads of lurkers reply
Every time
No.9444
No.9445
>>9444
Not sure if brain fog or just dumb
No.9446
>>9444
Depends on the topic and who I'm talking to, but I do feel pretty dumb most of the time. For example, speaking with my family I generally find it quite easy to blag my way into appearing like a boffin just because they are your typical "left school at 16 with little to no grades and went straight to work / had kids" normalfags, but online it often appears like everyone is hyper-intelligent and an expert in everything.
No.9447
>>9445
I think I have brain fog too, for the last couple of years it's been practically impossible for me to learn anything new. I often find I can't even read a single page of writing without losing focus, getting a headache, and all the information falling out the back of my head.
No.9448
>>9447
Same for me. When I had a job I would do something like restock some items on the shelf, my boss would then ask my a few hours later what I put on the stock shelf and I would have forgotten what I did. It was awkward as fuck, he said my short term memory was awful. I'm always day dreaming though, especially at work. I would constantly wish I was somewhere else.
No.9449
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>>9443
Imagine if we did actually have a meet up, a lot of people just lurk on here and don't say much, it would be 100x worse IRL.
No.9450
>>9448
My memory is that awful too, if my mum comes in my room to ask me to do something, I've usually forgotten the fact she's even asked me to do anything before she has left the room. Feels like half my brain switched off at some point over the last 5 years or so. I wonder if there's any hope at this point, or if we'll just get dementia at 35 and forget keep living.
No.9451
>>9449
Yeah I know exactly what it would be like from experience with meeting up with another extremely quiet person I had only ever talked to online. Never again.
No.9452
Exam went terribly, time to sit around all day feeling sorry for myself, might play some banjo.
Next exam in 5 days.
No.9453
>>9452
That's too bad man, at least that's one out of the way.
No.9454
>accidentally clicked on "desktop view" on my phone
>no way to switch back to mobile view
No.9455
fuck the waitrose girl was working again. I reckon she's a 9.8/10. I want to make sweet tender love to her ;_;
No.9456
>>9455
Take some pics and post them next time you see her.
No.9457
>>9456
Might be a bit awkward if she catches me tbh. Luckily I looked at her long enough today so she is stored in my visual wank bank.
No.9458
>>9456
>taking pictures of random girls in public
No.9459
>>9458
Are you not curious as to whether or not such a beauty working at Waitrose actually exists? Without proof, we can easily assume he just has shit taste, low standards, or partially blind, and I'm sure he doesn't want that.
No.9460
>>9459
I can assure you I do not have shit taste when it comes to the babes. I've already said she looks like Cara.
No.9461
>>9460
We're gonna need some evidence to back that claim. Even a photo from behind will do.
No.9462
>>9461
How should I do it? Tbh I kind of want to keep her to myself to stop spergs from stealing my potential wife.
No.9464
>>9462
Pretend to be using your phone, but be absolutely sure to turn any shutter-sounds or flash off, and cover up and LEDs that might come on with your fingers when you take the picture. To stop people from potentially stealing your future wife, just make sure to scrub the EXIF data and blank any signs that might reveal your location.
You shouldn't even have to get that close if you use zoom, and perhaps you can even pretend to be taking a picture of a milk carton or something while capturing her in the background.
No.9465
Do you really think Cara is 9.8?
No.9466
>>9465
Not him but yes, in terms of facial aesthetics she's not far off perfection. Girls do actually get blemishes and spots underneath their makeup.
No.9467
>>9465
>that's what waitrose-anon claims his future wife looks like
>9.8
He better provide those pics pronto, because right now he's pretty much confirmed for blind.
No.9468
>>9466
I used that picture because it wasn't professional, not because I wanted to suggest she has bad skin.
I really do think she is average, plenty of girls I see have better structure, in my opinion.
No.9470
>>9469
I've been following it closely for months
at this point I just want it to be over
No.9471
>>9467
I've had enough of your lip scottish anime guy, literally your definition of a 10 is a 2d 10 year old girl.
No.9472
>>9471
cara is absolute dogshit. She's only a popular model because the modelling industry is run by fags and her features are manly enough to interest a fag
No.9473
>>9472
>having shit taste
post your 10 pls
No.9474
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>>9471
I'm not scottish anime guy, and I like 2D grills of all ages and sizes.
No.9475
Nothing like sleeping through the entire day, having nightmares every time you fall asleep. Fuck you 8th of may, you've been awful.
No.9476
>>9475
Fuck, I meant 6th, though the 8th will probably be awful too.
No.9477
>>9475
Do you remember what happened in your nightmares?
No.9479
>>9477
Well lessee here;
>A Corpse that hunted you down if you even knew about it
>Hospital patients that just looked like bags of meat
>I'm pretty sure I saw a Thwomp
>And a strange visit to a wooden church
Pretty sure this all made sense for about a minute after i woke up.
No.9480
>>9478
Spoiler that shit anon.
Speaking of which, Hotwheels just added a feature so board owners can now customise board assets (spoiler image, file deleted image, and "no file" image in catalogue view).
No.9481
>>9471
She looks like a trap.
No.9483
>>9479
Typical horror stuff, sounds creepy. At least it wasn't loved ones dying or something, they're the worst.
No.9484
>>9480
bretty cool
If anyone feels like making britfeel inspired versions I'll add them
No.9485
http://strawpoll.me/4296632/
britfeel election poll, vote lads
No.9486
gunna have a wank over waitrose girl lads, will report back in a bit
No.9487
>>9485
two greens and two labour? not what I was expecting
No.9488
Hope you'll all be getting off your arses to vote tomorrow
No.9489
>try watching a western
>can't understand a word
No.9490
>tfw watching JAVs and you cum so hard it makes a noise when it comes out and then breaks the tissue
>>9489
What are you watching m8?
No.9491
>>9490
I watched the first minutes of Tombstone.
I'll download it later with subtitles.
No.9492
>>9490
>cum so hard it makes a noise and then breaks the tissue
I'm jealous, mine just sort of bursts to the tip and then oozes out.
Then again, it's kind of useful that it doesn't shoot out across the room when you're a wizard-in-training; it makes it much easier to clean up.
No.9493
No.9494
just popping down the polling booth anyone want anything?
No.9495
>>9494
A seat for UKIP if you have one
No.9496
>>9495
np m8, did it already.
No.9497
>>9496
Good on you m8, you've done the country proud.
No.9498
This will be the last time I get to say hope you're voting green lads
Hopefully we are all alive in 5 years time
No.9499
>>9498
Don't worry lad voted for UKIP to make sure we're still alive in 5 years time
No.9500
>>9498
>Implying I shouldnt look at previous data from my area and vote based on that
Seriously though, at home and in uni ive got a labour safe seat, last election was a bit of a kerfuffle because lib dems in a labour area but still, safe seat since 1918
No.9501
>>9500
>voting tactically
Pure scum
No.9502
>>9501
Until we see voting reform, It's the only option.
No.9503
No.9504
>>9502
If enough people vote for what they believe in then electoral reform is more likely to come about. If people continue to vote tactically then nothing will change.
Do it for him.
No.9505
>>9485
Should this poll not include the SNP rather than the Greens?
I assume we have some scots here.
No.9506
>>9505
Why? We have more greens than SNP'rs
No.9507
>>9505
Scots don't matter.
No.9508
>>9504
exactly this, by voting tactically you encourage the bullshit system to continue. Make a stand and vote for what you believe in
No.9509
>>9505
SNP a shit, no one will deal with them so they are irrelevant.
>>9506
>Why? We have more greens than SNP'rs
technically with 1 Green and 0 SNP'rs you're correct
No.9510
No.9511
I abandoned my civic duty due to the overwhelming feeling no matter who gets into power they'll not stick to a fucking word they've said. Never trust anyone mate.
No.9512
>>9511
>not knowing about UKIP's emergency by-election policy (if 20% of the electorate vote in favour of a politician being ousted then a by-election is called)
Politicians might finally have been held accountable for their failures and you didn't even vote for it.
No.9514
>>9511
I just don't want to go outside.
No.9515
>>9512
Can't help but be dubious. What's the point in dreaming.
Point a 'no vote' in the ballot box so can't even and vote for them before the polling stations shut.
No.9516
>>9514
fucking hell mate, that's what postal votes are for
No.9517
>>9516
I'm mostly cut off from the outside world. I didn't even know there was going to be an election this year until it was too late to apply for that.
No.9518
>>9517
You must be a newfag if you didn't know there was an erection, it's 90% of what britfeel talks about
No.9519
>>9518
There's only 16 posts with the word election on this board, and the first one that made me look up when it was (and only the 2nd post to imply it was soon), was >>8553 which was already after the application date (21st April).
No.9520
>>9519
the constant talk of UKIP and Greens and other political shit didn't tip you off? Really?
No.9521
>>9520
I just thought that's what you guys were into, it didn't interest me so I mostly glazed over it. Anyway my mum just text me saying she'll give me a lift up there to vote. So maybe I will after all.
No.9522
>>9521
If you've not registered you won't be able to.
No.9523
No.9524
>>9523
oh gosh, how old are you?
No.9525
No.9526
>>9525
well next election you'll be 28, at least try and sort it out for then aye?
No.9527
Just read a letter I vaguely remembered from last month, turns out I'm already on the electoral register for this. I'm not sure how but oh well.
No.9529
Did my bit, put in my vote for Nigel. Even when Miliband becomes prime minister and immediately decrees that all white men in Britain report to their nearest NHS hospital to have their testicles removed or face execution via HIV injection, I'll at least be able to go down with a modicum of pride.
No.9530
>>9529
Me too, I just got back.
No.9532
>all these normies from secondary school posting anti-UKIP stuff on Facebook.
No.9533
>>9532
>the same guy is shilling for LABOUR
>I USED TO BE M8S WITH THIS FUCKING PAKI
No.9534
>>9533
>EVEN MORE PEOPLE I USED TO KNOW VOTING LABOUR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.9535
>>9534
>HE IS GETTING OVER 50 LIKES
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
THIS RIDE WILL NEVER END
No.9537
There's loads of normies on twitter voting UKIP
No.9538