[ home / board list / faq / random / create / bans / search / manage / irc ] [ ]

Catalog (/canada/)

Sort by: Image size:
R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 1

Right wing mega thread/dump

Right wing mega thread/dump

Here we dump anything we make or ideas we have for the Right wing in canada.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1

>>>/krillcen/1

Crustacean Manifesto for Crustacea

Crustacea is our planet we must fight censorship!

> Crustaceans (Crustacea /krʌˈsteɪʃə/) form a very large group of arthropods, usually treated as a subphylum, which includes such familiar animals as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, shrimp, krill and barnacles.

> The 67,000 described species range in size from Stygotantulus stocki at 0.1 mm (0.004 in), to the Japanese spider crab with a leg span of up to 3.8 m (12.5 ft) and a mass of 20 kg (44 lb). Like other arthropods, crustaceans have an exoskeleton, which they moult to grow. They are distinguished from other groups of arthropods, such as insects, myriapods and chelicerates, by the possession of biramous (two-parted) limbs, and by their larval forms, such as the nauplius stage of branchiopods and copepods.

> Most crustaceans are free-living aquatic animals, but some are terrestrial (e.g. woodlice), some are parasitic (e.g. Rhizocephala, fish lice, tongue worms) and some are sessile (e.g. barnacles). The group has an extensive fossil record, reaching back to the Cambrian, and includes living fossils such as Triops cancriformis, which has existed apparently unchanged since the Triassic period. More than 10 million tons of crustaceans are produced by fishery or farming for human consumption, the majority of it being shrimp and prawns.

> Krill and copepods are not as widely fished, but may be the animals with the greatest biomass on the planet, and form a vital part of the food chain. The scientific study of crustaceans is known as carcinology (alternatively, malacostracology, crustaceology or crustalogy), and a scientist who works in carcinology is a carcinologist.

> Crustaceans have a rich and extensive fossil record, which begins with animals such as Canadaspis and Perspicaris from the Middle Cambrian age Burgess Shale.[40][41] Most of the major groups of crustaceans appear in the fossil record before the end of the Cambrian, namely the Branchiopoda, Maxillopoda (including barnacles and tongue worms) and Malacostraca; there is some debate as to whether or not Cambrian animals assigned to Ostracoda are truly ostracods, which would otherwise start in the Ordovician.[42]

>A heap of small pink lobsters on their sides, with their claws extended forwards towards the camera.

>Norway lobsters on sale at a Spanish market

> Within the Malacostraca, no fossils are known for krill,[45] while both Hoplocarida and Phyllopoda contain important groups that are now extinct as well as extant members (Hoplocarida: mantis shrimp are extant, while Aeschronectida are extinct;[46] Phyllopoda: Canadaspidida are extinct, while Leptostraca are extant[41]). Cumacea and Isopoda are both known from the Carboniferous,[47][48] as are the first true mantis shrimp.[49]

> In the Decapoda, prawns and polychelids appear in the Triassic,[50][51] and shrimp and crabs appear in the Jurassic;[52][53] however, the great radiation of crustaceans occurred in the Cretaceous, particularly in crabs, and may have been driven by the adaptive radiation of their main predators, bony fish.[53] The first true lobsters also appear in the Cretaceous.[54]

> Krill are small crustaceans of the order Euphausiacea, and are found in all the world's oceans. The name krill comes from the Norwegian word krill, meaning "small fry of fish",[1] which is also often attributed to species of fish.

> In the Southern Ocean, one species, the Antarctic krill, Euphausia superba, makes up an estimated biomass of around 379,000,000 tonnes,[2] making it among the species with the largest total biomass. Of this, over half is eaten by whales, seals, penguins, squid and fish each year, and is replaced by growth and reproduction. Most krill species display large daily vertical migrations, thus providing food for predators near the surface at night and in deeper waters during the day.

> Krill are fished commercially in the Southern Ocean and in the waters around Japan. The total global harvest amounts to 150,000–200,000 tonnes annually, most of this from the Scotia Sea. Most of the krill catch is used for aquaculture and aquarium feeds, as bait in sport fishing, or in the pharmaceutical industry. In Japan, Philippines and Russia, krill is also used for human consumption and is known as okiami (オキアミ?) in Japan. In the Philippines, it is known as "alamang" and it is used to make a salty paste called bagoong.

>

>Krill is also the main prey of baleen whales, including the blue whale.

>https://archive.is/m8b0n

>https://archive.is/bmbOo

>Be wary of surgically enhanced operatives that may look like us but can never be one of us!

>https://archive.is/AZwdK

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 1

Where do you live?

Where did you previously live?

Which was better and why?

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 1

>Be Canadian

>Be irrelevant

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 1

RIP canada board

I lost the url for a while, came back to find it dead.

could of sworn it was named cannuckleheads but meh

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 1

For a country with such a small population, Canada has a lot of pretty good music per capita.. Talent is pretty dense here comparatively.

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 1

Seriously though, was there ever any doubt?

Modfags deleted this from reddit in minutes so I'll post it here for all of you proper faggots to enjoy.

Seriously though, was there ever any doubt?

R: 13 / I: 4 / P: 1

Gentlemen,

How do we fix Canada?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1

Matt Tomlin hates Canada

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 1

>>Canadians

Vid related. Are French Canadians all like this?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1

No Nuclear Pro Defense JAPAN

Japan must have strong defensive capabilities to defend the people

>“As the only nation in the world to have suffered a war-time nuclear attack, I have renewed my resolve to play a leading role in pursuing a world without nuclear weapons and maintain the three non-nuclear principles,” Abe said during a ceremony at Nagasaki Peace Park.

>The “three non-nuclear principles” are Japan's long-standing policy of not possessing or producing nuclear arms and not letting others bring them into the country.

>Representatives from 75 countries, including U.S. Ambassador Caroline Kennedy, were among those gathered at the ceremony, where a representative of Nagasaki bomb survivors told the crowd that security legislation introduced by Abe's government goes against the wishes of the survivors and "will lead to war."

>"We cannot accept this," 86-year-old Sumiteru Taniguchi said, after describing in graphic detail his traumatic injuries and how others died in the Aug. 9, 1945, attack on Nagasaki.

>As a bell tolled, they observed a minute of silence at 11:02 a.m., the time when the a U.S. B-29 plane dropped the atomic bomb, killing more than 70,000 people and helping to prompt Japan's World War II surrender. The first atomic bomb in Hiroshima three days earlier killed an estimated 140,000.

>Japan's defense minister triggered a new disagreement over controversial security legislation on Wednesday when he said the bills under consideration by parliament would not rule out the military transporting the nuclear weapons of foreign forces.

>Abe's cabinet adopted a resolution last year reinterpreting the pacifist constitution, drafted by Americans after World War II, to let Japan exercise collective self-defense, or defend an ally under attack.

>The unpopular bills have already passed the lower house, and Abe's ruling bloc has a majority in the upper house as well. But surveys show a majority of voters are opposed to what would be a significant shift in Japan's defense policy.

>Nagasaki Mayor Tomihisa Taue, addressing the same ceremony, noted the "widespread unease" about the legislation, which has passed the lower house of parliament and is now before the upper house.

>"I urge the government of Japan to listen to these voices of unease and concern," Taue said.

https://archive.is/4NfwW

Abe protects his people while not allowing disarmament to weaken his proud country.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1

:DDD

R: 46 / I: 14 / P: 1
The multicultural cities must be purged.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 1

This belongs to America

Drop your claim. Its pathetic

R: 6 / I: 7 / P: 2

Post god-tier Canadian cities

I'll start
>Edmonton
R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 2

How did you allow this?

>>>/f1/ reporting in. Canada, your only Formula 1 world champion has become a hipster! How did you allow this to happen?
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

nice leaf

R: 22 / I: 1 / P: 2

EAST COAST APPRECIATION THREAD

GET IN HERE AND APPRECIATE YOUR BEST COAST.

>ALCOHOL

>SOUL
>OCEAN
R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 2
Remember when Tim Hortons sold donuts?
R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 2

why is the board so fuckin' lame holy shit

>tfw canadian citizen but american at heart

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 2

Are there any good colleges/universities in Canada?

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 2

Alberta NDP- 54 seat majority

>this whole election

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

on june 24th it was quebec national day. as Obvious many political party of the federal gouvernement went there in order to make an image of themselves in order to get votes.

here on those 2 picture you can see them being in the wrong place(parti québecois parade) without noticing. and the 2nd pict make me smile :3

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

/k/anada thread

who /k/ here?

left to right:

Shitty single-shot .22

Fuddington 700, .270 win

Winchester 150, .22

Cheap old import .30-06

Fuddington 870, 12ga

Cheap little folding single-shot, 12ga

SKS B

SKS A (Natalia)

Winchester 94, .30-30 win

Franchi Brescia, 12ga

a couple of mosins arriving this week, too.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

Zero hope, Zero chance

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 2
Is it true that Toronto is full of faggots, trannies, SJWs, feminists, niggers, pakis, and other subhumans?

pic related
R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 2
Look at this fantastic buffet of absolutely garbage leadership options.
Holy shit we are so fucked.
Fuck this, I'm going to move to Europe or something
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

DONKEH

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 2
>this is what Cancucks actually believe should be clubbed to death
R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 3

Greatest country on earth?

>north
>strong
>free
pick 3
R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 3
>people here arent voting trudeau
seriously nigga?
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 3
>music and philosophy
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3
Gib Quebec back pls
R: 13 / I: 6 / P: 3

RENE LEVESQUE APPRECIATION THREAD

FUCK TRUDEAU
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 3
BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER
R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 3
Does your milk really come in bags?
Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?
What is your national bird?
Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?
Why don't you exterminate the French?
Do you all live in trailer parks?
Why do you have so many trannies?
Why are you socialist?
Why are there so many chinese?
Why aren't you as polite as on TV?
Is Tim Hortons really that good?
Who is Tim Hortons?
R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 3

Traps

Ayy man

Where can I find cute traps in Montreal?

Sick and tired of looking through gay bars, I just want me a qt 3.14 with a feminine penis
R: 9 / I: 8 / P: 3

Loli thread

loli thread
R: 21 / I: 4 / P: 3

ELECTION THREAD

I`m voting for pict related, how about you?
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3
http://rt.com/news/212347-canada-isis-attacks-video/

>An Ottawa native-turned-extremist appeared in a video where he rebukes the Canadian government for participating in the fight against the Islamic State, while calling on Muslims to carry out attacks on Canadian soil. […] He proceeds to tell his fellow Canadians that they have “absolutely no right to live in a state of safety and security” when the Canadian government is presently “carrying out atrocities” against the adherents of the Islamic faith, he said, in comments reprinted by the National Post.


I always knew Ottawa people were fucktards
R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 3

Canadian National Socialism


Deport non europeans/east asians immigrated after 71. refugee status will be reviewed for every case after 71.

bring back the manufacturing to Canada through interest free loans to automation manufacturing and agricultural and forestry technological and infrastructure expansion. Maintain good relations with China and Russia. minimum wage is abolished, Phase out social security, unemployment insurance and pensions in favor of bringing in age graduating basic income. The young have less basic income and are encouraged to find employment and the old get more basic income encouraging them to retire.

interest free loans, + age graduating basic income replacing the welfare system

Dugin's fourth political theory is to bring about a Euroasian economic bloc and if we can get in on it we do not need to depend on the 'Semetic American' Bankers.

This may lead to the Americans trying something as stupid as declaring war on Canada and potentially sparking a civil war in their military ranks.

This is not outside the realm of possibility and I believe it is one of the "Ideal" scenarios in terms of diverting the current geopolitical situation from world war. The American and liberal MSM, as well as the Academia would have a shit fit and would be the most difficult element to overcome.
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 3

Trailer park boys

So who is your favorite?
Favorite phrase Ricky butchered?
Favorite drink?

>Julian because he is sexy

>a'tode aso!
>salty dog
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3
this thread is dedicated to Parti quebecois new chief
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3
Post ITT if Canadian-American

I live St. Catharines during the summer, Florida the rest of the year
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4
yo canada, tu es la faggot, go habs go.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4

Canadian customs

German living in Canada (NL) here (but no visa nor Canadian citizenship).
I want to purchase a few things off eBay from Japan. Just stuff under C$20 that would be shipped in a small package via airmail.

In Germany, you don't have to pay any taxes for stuff under 22€ (~C$30) and the packages usually arrive at your doorstep without needing to drive to the custom office.

So, how are the customs in Canada? Does the package actually arrive at one's address or do you have to pick it up somewhere? And are there any fees?

Thanks!
R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 4

Canada should join the EU

Discuss, why or why not?
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 4
Organic post.

Not sure if this will be used, but it's here for us.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

Space Moose: DRAFT THRASHER

Timothy Adam Thrasher, PhD.

Professor.

A cartoonist we all miss.

Gentlemen, we can summon him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to rival Ben Garrison in fighting SJWs.

Better than he was before.

Better, stronger, inkyer.

https://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/

http://www.mendeley.com/profiles/adam-thrasher/

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=1217605#
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4

Jackie Vautour

L'Acadie, dats for me!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Vautour

In 1998, Jackie Vautour, his wife Yvonne and their son Roy and Ron were arrested for illegally harvesting shellfish in the park. In 1999, they were convicted under the Law on National Parks of Canada. They were exonerated on appeal, and were compensated. Jackie and one of his sons then got a second trial and invoked their ancestral rights. The trial, scheduled to begin in 2002, was repeatedly postponed until 2006. In 2008, Jackie Vautour announced the discovery of evidence that they had never been legally expropriated. In 2009, he returned to court, defended by lawyer Robert Rideout. His defense is based on the assumption that the ancient inhabitants of Kouchibouguac are Métis (i.e., they descend from both Mi'kmaq and early Europeans settlers), and therefore his clients have an aboriginal right to harvest clams, according to the Canadian constitution.

According to historian Alan MacEachern, the Jackie Vautour case has changed the history of national parks in Canada, and how the land is expropriated. According to Professor MacEachern, Parks Canada has especially focused on opening parks in northern Canada, because there are fewer residents. The law now prohibits Parks Canada from expropriating residents to create a park. (Since the land was expropriated by the province and not subject to federal laws, could the same type of expropriation take place?)
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4

NOUVELLE-FRANCE APPRECITATION THREAD

>tfw no metis kids
>tfw no fille du roi gf
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4
Hi canadians, I'm going out on a limb here because I assume most of you prefer to study French or Chinese, but since you're still part of the American continent(s) and all, you might be interested in my new board, >>>/spanishclass/ for learning Spanish :)
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4

What do fellow Canadians think of Wheels Ontario?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ydniq7FejE
R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 4

Canada Rules Against Private Central Banks

http://decisions.fct-cf.gc.ca/fc-cf/decisions/en/item/72554/index.do

>The Plaintiffs brought a novel proposed class action proceeding alleging that the Defendants have acted in ways that are unlawful, unconstitutional and tortious in their handling of monetary and budgetary policy and administration in Canada.


>Canadian fiscal and monetary policy is being controlled by private foreign interests through Canada’s involvement in international monetary and financial institutions.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98b_1422999032

>The Bank of Canada used to be a government lending institution, creating near interest free loans that built much of Canada’s infrastructure during the 50’s and 60’s. In 1974 at the Bank of International Settlements in Basel Switzerland, Trudeau Sr. was convinced by fellow Bilderberg attendees to dismantle this crucial function of the Bank of Canada, and since then we’ve lost sovereign control of our monetary policies and money supply and government debt at all levels has risen dramatically. This court case challenges the disuse of the Bank of Canada to create money for the public good.


The government has 2 months to appeal. These proceedings have been receiving almost no coverage by mainstream news outlets.
R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 4
Don't mind me just being the best improving Canadian team at the moment

Save for Anaheim, the Pacific is about as fucking bad as the east

Fuck the Habs
fuck the nucks
lolleafs
Sell the Oilers already
Calgary is so thankful for this stupid wildcard playoff system
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

PATRIOTE APPRECIATION THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls8b446TCKM
R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 4

MUSIC THREAD: local music only edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWy1WzGI0wo
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4

CANADA HATE THREAD

JE VOUS DONNE A MON TOUR LA DEVISE DE LA FRANCE: VIVE LA LIBÉRTE VIVE LINDÉPENDANCE
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

POETRY TABARNACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCBCy8OXp7I

Speak white
il est si beau de vous entendre
parler de Paradise Lost
ou du profil gracieux et anonyme qui tremble dans les sonnets de Shakespeare

nous sommes un peuple inculte et bègue
mais ne sommes pas sourds au génie d'une langue
parlez avec l'accent de Milton et Byron et Shelley et Keats
speak white
et pardonnez-nous de n'avoir pour réponse
que les chants rauques de nos ancêtres
et le chagrin de Nelligan

speak white
parlez de choses et d'autres
parlez-nous de la Grande Charte
ou du monument à Lincoln
du charme gris de la Tamise
de l'eau rose du Potomac
parlez-nous de vos traditions
nous sommes un peuple peu brillant
mais fort capable d'apprécier
toute l'importance des crumpets
ou du Boston Tea Party

mais quand vous really speak white
quand vous get down to brass tacks

pour parler du gracious living
et parler du standard de vie
et de la Grande Société
un peu plus fort alors speak white
haussez vos voix de contremaîtres
nous sommes un peu durs d'oreille
nous vivons trop près des machines
et n'entendons que notre souffle au-dessus des outils

speak white and loud
qu'on vous entende
de Saint-Henri à Saint-Domingue
oui quelle admirable langue
pour embaucher
donner des ordres
fixer l'heure de la mort à l'ouvrage
et de la pause qui rafraîchit
et ravigote le dollar

speak white
tell us that God is a great big shot
and that we're paid to trust him
speak white
parlez-nous production profits et pourcentages
speak white
c'est une langue riche
pour acheter
mais pour se vendre
mais pour se vendre à perte d'âme
mais pour se vendre

ah !
speak white
big deal
mais pour vous dire
l'éternité d'un jour de grève
pour raconter
une vie de peuple-concierge
mais pour rentrer chez nous le soir
à l'heure où le soleil s'en vient crever au-dessus des ruelles
mais pour vous dire oui que le soleil se couche oui
chaque jour de nos vies à l'est de vos empires
rien ne vaut une langue à jurons
notre parlure pas très propre
tachée de cambouis et d'huile

speak white
soyez à l'aise dans vos mots
nous sommes un peuple rancunier
mais ne reprochons à personne
d'avoir le monopole
de la correction de langage

dans la langue douce de Shakespeare
avec l'accent de Longfellow
parlez un français pur et atrocement blanc
comme au Viêt-Nam au Congo
parlez un allemand impeccable
une étoile jaune entre les dents
parlez russe parlez rappel à l'ordre parlez répression
speak white
c'est une langue universelle
nous sommes nés pour la comprendre
avec ses mots lacrymogènes
avec ses mots matraques

speak white
tell us again about Freedom and Democracy
nous savons que liberté est un mot noir
comme la misère est nègre
et comme le sang se mêle à la poussière des rues d'Alger ou de Little Rock

speak white
de Westminster à Washington relayez-vous
speak white comme à Wall Street
white comme à Watts
be civilized
et comprenez notre parler de circonstance
quand vous nous demandez poliment
how do you do
et nous entendez vous répondre
we're doing all right
we're doing fine
we
are not alone

nous savons
que nous ne sommes pas seuls.
R: 10 / I: 5 / P: 5
Quebec Appreciation Thread
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5
Creator of /milkbag/ here. I pretty much abandoned it.

I might leave the admin code around if I can find the piece of paper I wrote it down on.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5
Does anyone here watch this show?

For those of you who haven't seen it:
>The series follows a New York capo (Jimmy Falcone) who moves to Regina, Saskatchewan to join the Witness Protection Program because he kills his mob boss.[4][5] While pleading for Cheech's life, Don Gambini made it clear to Jimmy that he had no choice but to kill his uncle, then after making a sexual innuendo about Jimmy's oldest daughter which ultimately leads to Don Gambini's death by being thrown out of a 19th floor window.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5
Hi, just came over from /k/.
What kinda stuff do ya do here?
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5
What would it take for you guys to invade the USA again?
I want our pain to end. Please put us out of our misery.