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0fde7e  No.189913[Reply]

Alright since banners are back up I think its about time we get new ones. Preferably with more variety this time.

Full list:


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fdf1ae  No.370654

I tried a thing >>370649.

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8ec781  No.289731[Reply]

As we all know on here, /monster/

thrives on OC

And while we have a good collection of stories and CYOA's, we are seriously lacking in the department of drawfags.

Too many post in the drawthread and its general flooded with requests, and we simply don't have enough artists to do them.

Hence why I am (re)making this thread: To not only help the people who want to learn how to draw, but also how them get better at it.

This thread will be for posting tutorials, hints, tips, and critiques of your art work. I will be posting several very handy places and resources you can use.

If anyone finds any other tutorials, specifically on drawing actual monster girls, feel free to share. The whole point of this thread is to help people create

more OC

and art to help /monster/ thrive

Learning How To Draw:


A perfect guide for tutorials and helpful tips.


A wonderful board here on 8chan. Many threads have useful tips and tutorials to help you out.


it'll teach you the fundamentals.


common digital tools


> is good and free.


> is cheap and has a hard focus on 'just draw, nigga!' with an easy to use UI but its very basic on features.

>Manga/Clip Studio

> is like sai but has more features

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559f0c  No.374842

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File: ad4d06f0491fe3f⋯.png (17.05 KB, 546x467, 546:467, butt practice.png)

A handy horn reference guide. Also a practice butt.

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06e251  No.1[Reply]

>Follow the Global Rules, Use the global report function for reporting illegal content.

>Follow the Thread Theme, basically don't derail threads, the same goes for off topic dice rolls too.

> If you are new, learn how to lurk first. If you're confused on how things work ask on the QTDDTOT thread or the meta thread.

>Check the catalog before making a thread, so the board wont get clogged up with duplicate threads.

>Meta topics, 8chan topics, board friendship requests, questions pertaining to the board, and meta posts, stay on the meta thread.

>no discord links you will get banned for linking them.

>Hide threads, posts and content you don't like, do the best you can to self moderate. This does not mean you are free shit up the thread like you would on a bigger 8chan board with no active moderators.

If you find a rule violation, do not go on a tirade, report it and move on. If I catch you making a rant pertaining to the reported post which helps to derail a thread, you will get a month long ban.

>Impersonating a /monster/ board volunteer is strictly forbidden

>NO FURRY, GORE, KEMONO, OR MLP (if it has a snout its out) Subsequent posting on how furries should be included or accepted on this board, or a "anthro related taste argument" will lead to a ban. Posting a picture of a furry will get you a weeklong ban so make sure you're not posting furries.

>ON CYOA'S dice rolls should always be saged regardless of thread. If you are a participant and not the content creator of a CYOA then remember to sage. Respect the authors choice to use or not use dice, and their decisions.

>High quality posts are welcomed, heavier shitposting will be counted as derailing and has a chance of becoming unfunny so don't overdo it, this also includes NTR.

> keep dice rolls on diceroll threads or cyoas that allow for them.

>All thread topics must relate to Monster Girls in some way

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28d35e  No.365149[Reply]

Last thread hit bump limit.

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786e64  No.374839

>Be bigdick chaste Paladin

>Strut my stuff down the street

>I'm owning it today, god bless, am I hot stuff today or what?

>All the single ladies are looking at me

>That's right, bitches, I'm too divine for you to handle

>There's an awful lot of demons around though

>Actually, there's a way more than usual

>Wait, whay date is it today?

>Oh god

>It's Halloween!

>Leg it as fast as I can as if the Devil were behind me

>Not too far from the truth actually

>Oh god, they want to take my chastity!

>They want to "treat" me

>No way, no how!

>Slip and fall

>Get drowned in demon ladies

>Scream "I'm a Christian, I refuse to take more than one wife!"

>God, my leg hurts, but I seem to have rused them

>Fight breaks out

>Crawl away

>Look back

>Crawl into some blueberry's tits

>Owowow, my fucking leg

>Blueberry helps me with my leg

>Havd to limp it to the doctor, but the blueberry is nice enough to help me

>Doctor says I twisted my leg badly

>Onto the bed I go

>Get nursed by blueberry

>Ok, she's not so bad, and she's pretty nice

>Gonna take her out on a date once my leg is ok

>I like her horns

f671ff  No.374870

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9231c8  No.374906

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26ff22  No.374909

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Now this is the good shit.

5458ef  No.374923

File: ec5d5ea16b2f65d⋯.jpeg (307.19 KB, 531x710, 531:710, Savior.jpeg)

Brothers do not fall for the succubus's trap do not let your lust control you the demons want to hurt you they want to lead you astray from the lord repent brothers repent for your sins for if you follow the lord you will be awarded with an eternal paradise that is heaven why be with a demon when you can be with a more beautiful angel ?

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7f9dc7  No.366736[Reply]

Last thread:


Do loli unagi joros have transparent skin like real-life juvenile eels?

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b25f7e  No.374748

What exactly makes a monster girls attracted to someone? Is there some order for what they look for before going after a guy?

130d21  No.374756


>Is there some order for what they look for before going after a guy?

Usually they go for people with dicks, though there is the eventual /u/.

5166ae  No.374917

What's a good site to find most/all Monster Girl fanart?

Gelbooru seems like it excludes western style art, rule 34 probably doesn't include sfw lighthearted stuff, and the Infinity-Booru seems pretty small in comparison to the others

5100f3  No.374920

File: a5a06efd9c4a039⋯.png (529.12 KB, 669x2360, 669:2360, Doodle065.png)


Reverse mating press is turbo gay


So if a man lost his manhood in a tragic logging accident, would he no longer be eligible for some monster loving?

9f35f1  No.374922


>tragic logging accident

That one is up to your head canon, but it's pretty easy to wave a tragic logging accident away as no problem. It's just a matter of how you want to do it.

Consider the following:

1. Healing magic exists in an MGE-esque world. The potency of said healing magic is up to your head canon, but unicorns are known for being the among the most powerful healers–perhaps the most powerful healers–in all of MGE. Even if you want to head canon that normal healing magic cannot regenerate lost appendages, it would be no stretch to say that a unicorn's magic could do such a thing.

2. When in doubt, there's always mamono mana. I'll probably never be able to find this story again, but I remember coming across a pastebin story a long time ago about a eunuch paladin. It was a bit on the darker (i.e. more rapey) side of MGE stories. The paladin was a hardcore Order zealot and monster hater extraordinaire and had voluntarily castrated himself to ensure that no monster girl could ever have power over him or gain satisfaction from him. He had been captured by a succubus hunting for a husbando. When she took him home to her bed, he laughed spitefully in her face as he took off his pants and revealed himself to her. Without missing a beat, she simply gave him an amused smirk and flooded his body with her demonic energy, instantly regenerating his genitals. I'll leave what happened next as an exercise for the reader.

That even kind of lines up with the part where it says that, over time, both partners of a human-mamono couple will each have their appearance change to match the other's ideal fantasy. No mamono would want her husband to have a damaged body if she could help it.

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1479ca  No.374177[Reply]

/monster/ NEWS

>bowser and various other inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom alped and fucking everyone drew porn of it

>KC released literally hoo

8chan NEWS

>javajockey fucked up the site for a bit

>/v/ had their GET stolen by us

>8chanmania season 2 is coming up

World NEWS

>fags and women are crying because of an anime about the holocaust

>spooky season is here, watch your ass for skeletons and monstergirls mixed in with regular costume wearers

>Kavanaugh is now a part of the US supreme court

>Kiwifarms siteowner made the mistake to tell homosexual furries to leave their fandom and go to the monstergirl communities during the healstream. A bunch of internet shitposters on the streams chat told furries to fuck off and to yiff in hell for being rapefugees.

>Crunchyrolls Suggestion algorithm lead a bunch of lefty users to watch goblin slayer after a poor description and inappropriate rating enticed them. Needless to say the MHA crowd was asshurt about it.

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877b32  No.374913


danbooru tends to be slow in the update of mge pictures and gelbooru has something that makes you have to turn off your ad blocker to view the pictures; and those ads make browsing the site slow, that and the flash javascript or what ever they use.. At the very least I can ignore the futanari and gender swaping quite easily on the mge wiki. Also I do not think that they would have pictures created by /monster/.

7f4251  No.374914

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Don't try to act like you didn't derail anything yourself, the npc discussion has finally died down and here you are again. Fuck off.

da8de6  No.374918

(i hope this crossboard link works)


>/intl/ was anti-pedo crusaders all along

I guess I'm not surprised then.

da8de6  No.374919


see you later hotwheels

58ce11  No.374921


Stay safe Ironsides.


>NO FURRY, GORE, KEMONO, OR MLP (if it has a snout its out)

This rule explicitly prohibits the siths, and NTR is mentioned in the rules as well with pretty much the same implication. The problem is when people (who are ususally unaware that femdom/harems/alps/yuri/ basically anything that isn't vanilla/ have been a part of the board since its inception) start shitposting about all those things, calling them heresy and telling people to fuck off 'back' to /chaos/.

This is a great way to do two things:

1) Lower the post quality of the board in general

2) Convince content creators to leave and not post their write/drawfaggotry here

Do you see what I mean? This kills the board.

Retards sperging out about things which aren't even against the rules deserve to be bullied into oblivion.

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f9dd00  No.374104[Reply]

tio thread

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53704d  No.374860


how can that be if /monster/ is not full of turbo-cucks?

cb18f4  No.374861

File: fd022f2f8350731⋯.jpg (30.75 KB, 600x522, 100:87, dontreallyknow.jpg)

>mfw this thread

bb12fa  No.374862


It’s a designated shitposting thread, what’s wrong?

c8e405  No.374915

File: 26e2997f6fe4b52⋯.png (526.6 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

c2506e  No.374916

@374861: hahaha xD me too!

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c0168c  No.374843[Reply]

Tecnicaly these shows are mamono shows, just think about it, a genie/witch comes to the life of a single man to improve it and give him happiness or the story of a happy family with the eccentricities of the mamono in question.

Why have these kind of shows fallen out of favor? I miss them and now a days there is nothing like them anymore that i know off. What other shows were monstergirl shows before that was a thing?

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1734f0  No.374880


watch out anon, you might meme this into existence and your lady's chocolate might be too dark for you to handle.

ed5240  No.374882

Holy crap, I didn't realize there were geriatrics on /monster/. Anyway, OP, you answered your first question before you even asked it.

06d8ca  No.374895

File: 9c7bb442f4990ee⋯.jpg (567.87 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, shantae fumio.jpg)


>reverse isekai Shantae sitcom where she becomes someone's personal (half-)genie

What would it be like?

cf4e58  No.374903

I reqlly enjoy IDOJ and the munsters. I love the AF. There should be more wholesome and positive media portraying monster women with Christian white males.

Bewitched was good too.

33914f  No.374908

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Me making 1/4 genie mutts with her

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004c5e  No.280220[Reply]

Since the Moth thread died I`ll post more here.

Feel free to post insect related stuff!

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9750db  No.373910


This is nice and all, but don't forget /monster/, female fags (dykes, yuri, lesbos, call them what you will) go into the mass grave just like every other fag.

eed759  No.373925

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Those are some very nice bugs, but I suppose it should be expected from bugmen.

211052  No.374225

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f63479  No.374814

File: bea24fd8d7b7cca⋯.jpg (52.03 KB, 600x800, 3:4, cat_before_holocaust.jpg)


The fuck is this gay ass shit?

69f9a6  No.374907

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Stick to your containment thread, dykefag

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3cf7ea  No.369058[Reply]

Been awhile since we had one, so post some of the Russian blue beauties

>TFW you will never be able to go on adventures for the light with a cute Draenei

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ff8100  No.374888

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ff8100  No.374896

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ff8100  No.374904

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d2b83b  No.374905

Aren't Draenei females all about 7 feet tall? Why are they all drawn so short? Is this like how cumming directly into the womb got popular?

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60c94b  No.345783[Reply]

Post, read, or request greentexts.Here's my request:I'm looking for a story where a cuckqueen monsterizes into a unicorn and to her horror finds out that her husband only wants to have sex with her.

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0dff19  No.372894


I realized I spelt the word humanoid wrong

7a143f  No.372920


After the camera man ran into the building thudding could be heard behind him

The footage shows him slowly turning around where he saw multiple winged girls slamming into the window, and the window wasn't going to last for long

The camera man quickly began to run away before ran into some sorta kitchen

And in the background you can hear the sounds of glass breaking and people screaming,along with moans…

He didn't have long into they came into the room so he hid inside one of the cabinets

<"hello?….is anyone there?"

Footsteps could be heard, and every step was getting closer and closer to the cabinet before even more footsteps indicated they walked past the cabinet

The footage would skip two hours before the operator left the room

He slowly sneaked around the building before he neared towards the exit.

The camera would pick up the audio of two girls talking while the operator snuck past them

<"did you find a husband yet?"

<"no its nearby impossible to even get one"

<"same here….you know earlier I heard a noise in the kitchen, but because I spotted a guy making a break for one of the exits I moved in….until Jessica came in and grabbed him"

<"yeesh that has to suck"

The operator managed to successfully sneak past the two before he made it outside

As he looked around there were flipped cars broken glass and people having sex outside, despite all this the operator kept on moving without making a comment

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415084  No.374806

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Con't from


>you and your husband are in the bedroom, you sitting on the bed and your husband almost done undressing

>"Alright, you pretend to be a soul-less NPC, and I'm gonna give you spirit energy to reboot your mind and soul"

<Dear, it's insulting to us automatons to call us soul-less

>"I know, that's why I'm gonna save you from your philosophical zombie state and show you the pleasures of being alive"

<How dense are you?

>You think, but you love your dense dork none the same. Only this once, but only because you love him so much.

>"Ok, just acting like whatever an NPC would act like, until I make you climax."

>He has no idea does he?

>You sigh, proceeding to start the roleplaying

>Immediately your eyes deadpan and you wear a goofy, pouty scowl

>"Awww, that so cute-"

<(Deadpan, monotonous voice) REEEEEEEE, neoteny reinforces the patriarchy. Commencing emotionally-charged Neogaf cat ladies arguments."

>"Uh…yea, YEAH! Pfft, nothing personal kid, but noone can deny the objective value of your cute qualities.

>You swear, if it weren't for your deep love for your hubby, mamano magic, and specialized software and hardware, you would never get off these ERP sessions

<Printing response #512385: "Don't mansplain me cisscum." Awaiting success against

>"All this soulless drivel has only one solution: true, vanilla love."

<Open relationships.good=true

>"Not with this trick: HANDHOLDING!"

>Hubby grabs your hand. That would feel nice normally, but in this situation, you can only internally cringe.


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37e176  No.374820

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>automaton getting writefag love

>but its for a shitty meme

pic fucking related

As for some actual criticism, you shouldn't have to denote someone thinking directly like that, especially in greentext. It'd be sufficient to do this:

>this is a thought

"This is spoken dialogue."

<"This is someone else's dialogue."

58d9dd  No.374901



Thanks for the advice mate!

>but its for a shitty meme

I might do another story for you after the other stories I have to continue/start. What do you have in mind?

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0abb99  No.332490[Reply]

Been playing dead by daylight recently, and the huntress gave me an idea to make a slasher girl thread (I've also got some inspiration from the "Slashers" book from the "world of darkness" tabletop game). Any type will do:

Disfigured, Insane, Undead, Alive, Mute, Talkative, Supernatural, "Normal", Masked, Unmasked, Sympathetic, Evil, Obscene, Charismatic, Perverted, Cannibalistic, Vengeful, Artistic, Medical, Scientific, Philosophical, Political.

The one thing they all share is that they are, or were, human, and that they prefer to use Melee weapons or Traps to kill their unsuspecting prey.

But can they qualify as monsters? and would a female slasher qualify as a monstergirl?

I'd think so.

Imagine being stalked from the shadows by a disfigured mute hillbilly yandere in a mask, her leaving you disturbed love notes proclaiming her undying love for you, and her self-appointed role as your protector, getting obscene phone calls from her, which only consist of her heavy breathing and a faint shlicking sound, not knowing that she's living in your ceiling, opening the paper and discovering that the troll-girl you only talked to once at the coffee shop while waiting for your latte went missing the same day, seeing your slasher-stalker before she can kill anyone, and making her your waifu-for-laifu, putting your dick in crazy, and getting adorable slasher daughterus out of it, living innawoods at an abandoned campsite.

Or meeting a /pol/ack skin-and-bones ghoul-girl who is exclusively cannibalistic, mean that she cannot take sustainment from anything that isn't sourced from the human body, she needs to drink human blood or milk to keep from thirsting to death, and needs to eat human flesh or organs to keep from starving, so she hunts and eats evil people while wearing a human skin face mask, armed with a set of weapons made from human bones, and using her ghoul powers to fill them full of delicious, nutritious fear before she eats them, going after "untouchable" evil people like George Soros or Jacob Rothschild, and living in urban undergrounds like the catacombs of Paris. She'd be an exciting slasher waifu as well.

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289704  No.353298


>wanting to waifu cenobites



>wanting to dick yautja



d5d547  No.370203


>tfw you will never help a predator girl on a hunt

1954fc  No.374855

this thread needs revival

191db8  No.374886


>trying to sleep

>can't because freddy with tits won't stop scaring you

>but instead of getting stabbed or killed, she destroys your pelvis

>discover If you get fucked in the dream you get fucked in real life

e26aae  No.374898

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>he wouldn't fuck a predator

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de2e2a  No.353615[Reply]

Post ships that happen to be girls. Would you be a girl's admiral?

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2cd708  No.374625

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Paul Allen died today.

He brought peace to Musashi, Helena, Indy, Juneau, and Lexington.

59fe76  No.374665


fucking bateman

c7bf02  No.374667


Huh. I went on Wisconsin last winter, and they were offering tours of some of the areas that guy went into. I wonder why they're off limits on Iowa and not Wisconsin. Safety issues, maybe?

cf871d  No.374897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I feel like there's not been enough headpats lately.

2fbf97  No.374902


so comfy…

I can pinpoint the exact moment that video gave me diabeetus. It was at the 1:10 mark.

I think I got double diabeetus at 4:27-4:28.

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e768da  No.284045[Reply]

All Lovecraftian monster girls. Elder gods, Outer gods, aliens, demons, mutants, zombies (reanimator) and the like.

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b525f5  No.374871

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A few shogs I snagged from the wiki before its closure.

b525f5  No.374872

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>Are you a kikimora?



b525f5  No.374873

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b96367  No.374875


Now, would somebody translate this to the king´s english? Not knowing what is going on is making me wish to make my own Mamono comics.

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7f9eb8  No.362138[Reply]

The dead are rising from their graves to suck the cocks of the living! Any woman bitten by them is infected and soon dies, only to rise again as one of the undead! Tell your stories about where you were when dead began walking and how you dealt with the situation.

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59d749  No.362606


One of the best and most underrated girls. I'd love to fill both her mouths

7b940c  No.374864

Imagine a resident evil type game, only with you fucking the monsters in order to defeat them (and even recruit them into your party).

here is a monster type for a zombie boss for the hero to lay:

They have two heads, each with a mouth and tongue designed to accommodate vampirism and eating humans, their eyes are yellow with red sclerae, their hair is white, and long enough to completely obscure their faces, yurei-style or onryo-style., their lips, along with every part of their mouths which would normally be red or pink, is black instead, this includes the tongues.

each of their fingers and toes end in claws designed to catch humans, the fangs and claws are retractable, which allows them to function more normally, the bottom part of their hands and feet are black in color.

they have the general appearances of a corpse at the very moment of a death from blood loss, except that all of their tissues except their bones are 10% transparent, giving them a slightly ghostly-looking body around a partially visible skeleton. their skin is green-blue in color, and their nipples/areolas, vagina/labias, and any other part of the body which would be red or pink is instead colored black, this includes any tissues within their bodies as well.

they have stitchwork that begins in an autopsy pattern on the chest and back, but instead with every line continuing in both directions until it meets with it's counterpart on the opposite side of the body, additionally, every single individual bone has been separated from the others with a single continuous cut, and these parts have been stitched back together, resulting in stitches along each joint resembling doll-like segments, and a "glasgow smile" of stitches from the side of the mouth and following the outline of the entire jaw, and another following the top of the collarbone. Each of these stitches has been expertly done and has fully healed themselves, but the stitch-marks remain.

they have two bolts on the sides of each of their necks, these bolts are attached to internal copper wiring that is integrated into their nervous systems, theyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

7b940c  No.374865


they will become stiff and decompose without nourishment, until they lose all of it and permanently become stiff corpses, they can consume (almost) anything but only take nourishment from consuming human tissues (organs, flesh, nerves, bones, etc. though brains provide the most nourishment) and human fluids (blood, CS-fluid, male and female sexual fluids, etc. though blood is the most nourishing) (they do not take sustenance from human waste products, like mucous, vomit, urine, or feces), it does not matter how they take their sustenance into their body, so long is it enters it, this means that they can take sustenance from having sex without the use of protection.

They are poisoned by allicin, a chemical found in garlic, even if they consume the tissues or fluids of a human with it in their system, luckily, they can detect garlic very well by scent, including how much of it there is, it smells bad to them (imagine bad garlic breath and intensify it).

exposure to ultraviolet radiation drains the energy from them faster, this leads to them stiffening up and decomposing in the sun, they are naturally nocturnal anyway.

their saliva has various properties that make the biting of the skin and the licking of the blood painless and pleasurable for their victim, it's an anti-coagulant, analgesic, aphrodisiac, narcotic, and amnesiac, since the fangs used to surgically cut the skin are so sharp that the bite is painless, and leaves a clean wound that heals easily, the victim doesn't notice it, the analgesic makes it painless, while the aphrodisiac and narcotic properties makes them horny and high on dopamine and adrenaline, instinctively they want more, pulling them closer to themselves and opening themselves up to be fed from, finally, the amnesiac works in such a way that when the chemical effects run out, they only remember from the time before the chemicals of the saliva were introduced, resulting in the only possible effect being suddenly noticing the lost time (and quickly dismissing it as nothing that special).

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7b940c  No.374868


I'd also like to add a pair of wings on their backs, a row of horns on their heads, a pair of tails, stony-textured skin, turning to stone in the sun instead of dying, and putting webbing between their fingers and toes.

to make them resemble the gargoyle type vampires from VTM, which would fit with their job as a guardian, and make them more "boss monster" -like.

and maybe make each of them one-eyed, and change the eye's style to that of a cat.

basically to make them really unusual, but also to emphasize their guardian roles, by making them resemble two eyes in the dark, especially if I make them glow in the darkness, and the cat-eye style is to emphasize their servant with magic capabilities role by giving them the eyes of a witch's familiar.

7b940c  No.374869


maybe add snake legs? is she still a zombie then?

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