/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

how long do I do this line drawing exercise?

the easy answer would be "until you can draw a straight line easily and quickly" but i can see that is going to take lots of practice

so do I keep filling up practice sheets or should I be doing certain exercises together and keep coming back to this one?

Unfortunately for you, I had a flower in my mouth!

>>159782

Bump limit is 400 on this board.

>>159782

It got bumplocked, likely because of a certain rper's cuckfaggotry. (But I'm not aux so just my assumption.)

Honestly guys. RP threads already have a reputation for being self-insertion circlejerking and edgefaggotry. Nobody's going to have fun in them, nor will readers enjoy their potential dynamic creativity if faggots keep proving them right.

>>159961

RP faggotry would likely be the root cause, compared Aux's time and date from >>158647 to what was going on in the thread at that time. Definitely cancerous. Personally? I'll take the hint from the bump lock, figure out where my screw ups were by re reading the thread, and calling it a day with everything. However since it's better late than never: there's a couple of us who would like constructive criticism so if any anons are so inclined to roast our writing over the coals then go to the MG's in the service industry thread. I made a big mistake in assuming that people would say something so might as well fix that now.

>>160022

>>159961

RP can be a good way of discussing what a situation with monster girls would be like in a vivid way, and the /human/ threads were pretty fun, but when it descends into inventing the word "wittolding," then it's time to stop.

>>160041

Agreed on the fun, and agreed on the wittolding. But fucking dammit why we gotta stop just because one poster got centipedes? I wanted to find out if gunshop anon removed any kebab!

You niggers best be writefagging…

>>160081

neither is your baphomet

;^)

>>160062

Does Emile actually feel any need for "sleep" at all? Or does she just continue to stay awake? Can she even fall asleep?

>>160070

No clue anon. I hope she hasn't been just lying awake the past two nights. I've been cuddling with her.

>>160062

still waiting on draw bros to get on this

>>158534

Nothing sexier than a hot Amazon with battle scars and a smug look on her face.

>>159839

nah, in the entry it said only unmarried wendigos show themselves off like that

>>159933

Meaning those blue hands belong to the girl.

Pretty scary.

>>159933

But the entry DOES say that's the married wendigo, read it again.

>>160013

So we do become a monster?

I'll be a big guy for her.

>>160008

see

>>160013

The married ones show off. The unmarried ones stay in the coat, but the coat apparently is snug enough to make you want them anyway.

>>158292

>>High odds of foot worship scenes with elf

Oh fuck yes, please, this sounds wonderful.

Doea anyone actually know when the next demo will be out?

>>158329

How do you get her to appear?

>>160052

I don't think she's in the current demo, anon.

>>158957

>>158958

There needs to be more Mindflayer art.

>>158963

Nigger that second picture is kawaii.

>>158955

Don't forget the Shiwanna (Native American) which is a cloud person. They are dead humans and associated with bringing rain.

Goddamnit Firetires let me post FFS!

>>158955

I thought Wendigos were more of a Canadian thing.

>You’d rather not do anything to strenuous, and considering you just emptied your stomach a few hours ago and haven’t had anything to eat since lunch, you’re rather hungry.

“Sure, actually. How does getting something to eat at Burger Queen sound?” you say.

>Kaitlin’s eyes light up (with emotion that is), and you chuckle to yourself when you see her tail start to wag a little bit.

“You read my mind Gene. Come on, there’s this one I know that has an alp working there at about this time. I’m feeling like a little bullying is in store for them.”

>After you get in your car with Kaitlin next to you in the passenger seat, you pull away from the bar and head to the north side of the city.

>As you continue driving, the three-dozen plus story skyscrapers slowly fade out and give way to smaller, three and four-story buildings, with the occasional one-story mom-and-pop shop.

>Eventually you see the scantily-clad eagle harpy on the sign poking above some buildings, and soon you see the building itself.

>After finding a spot to park, you go inside to the wonderful smell of greasy, salted fries, processed “hamburgers”, and what could only be described as the smell you get when you mix a small amount of body fluid and food, then let it sit enough so that it gets into everything and you can never really get the smell out of the understuffed seat cushions.

>After waiting in line for a bit, you order a Bacon and Cheese WHOPPA Whopper, large fries, and a large drink while Kaitlin gets two Spicy Crispy Chicken Jr.’s, Jalapeno Chicken Fries, and a medium drink.

“So Gene,” Kaitlin says as the two of you sit down in a two-person booth, “what do you do for work?”

“Well, I just started on Wednesday, but I do refurbishing work for a company down by the docks.”

“Inf thaf borinh warehoush?” the hellhoud asks through the first mouthful of spicy chicken.

>You nod in confirmation as you too stuff your face with food.

“What about in your free time?” she asks, going for a few of her fries. “Wait, don’t tell me. Video games, internPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>As you get ready to walk out the door to your car, Kaitlin stops you.

“I almost forgot Gene!” she says eagerly, stopping you before you can get out of your seat.

“Forget what?”

“I wanna bully the alp over there.” she says, pointing towards the lone alp who’s just now sitting over at a corner table with her food.

“What are you going to do, tell them that they kiss girls?” you ask.

>Kaitlin’s face contorts for a bit before she breaks out into full on guffaws, holding the side of her torso with one hand while she wipes away a tear from her eye with the other.

“Oh man Gene, that’s amazing. All I planned on doing was pulling on their tail or something.”

>That doesn’t sound terribly amusing to you, but you’ll humor Kaitlin. Besides, you’re probably going to earn some brownie points with her or something.

“Alright then,” you say as you sit back down, “what’s your plan?”

>Kaitlin sits there for a moment, chin resting in the palm of her hand while her fingers drum against her cheek. A few moments later her eyes (figuratively) light up again.

“I got it. You’re gonna go over there and sit across from her, talk her up a bit, and then while she’s distracted because a GUY is talking to her, I sneak up and pull her tail. While she’s distracted, you can steal her food and then we can skedaddle.”

>You shrug before getting up and tossing your garbage away, and then you make your way over to the alp sitting in the corner.

>Looking over her, you notice that she almost looks like a guy, and actually might be mistaken for one at a distance.

>She’s almost entirely flat as a board, both front and back, and the only real indication that she’s not human is the fact that she has short, demonic horns sprouting from her forehead, a spade-like tail, and small, bat-like wings on her lower back.

>You look over your shoulder and see Kaitlin patiently waiting a few tables away, and when she notices you looking over at her she gives you a thumbs up and a mischievous grin.

“Oh man that was great!” Kaitlin says as you pull away from the building, occasionally reaching towards the box of fries and taking a few.

>You chuckle with her, and reach for some of the fries yourself, accidentally brushing your hand against Kaitlin’s.

>You certainly don’t notice the accidental contact, but she sure does as she goes suspiciously quiet for a few moments.

>A few more minutes you pull up to a somewhat old-looking apartment building after following Kaitlin’s directions.

“Thanks Gene. It was fun, even though we didn’t really do much other than get some burgers. Or bully an alp.”

“Maybe later we can do something else.” you say.

>Kaitlin gives you a sly grin, raising her eyebrows a bit.

“Something else, hmm?” she replies suggestively before her expression softens a bit when she notices you blushing. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.”

>Kaitlin smiles a bit before leaning over and giving you a somewhat aggressive but short kiss. For some strange reason she tastes like cinnamon.

“I’ll see you later Gene.” Kaitlin says before getting out of your car and disappearing behind the building’s corner as she walks away.

>You’re not sure how you got back to your place after what Kaitlin did, but you find yourself back in your apartment, laying down on your bed and staring at the ceiling.

>Your phone buzzes, and when you pick it up you notice you have a text from Kaitlin.

*Thanks for buying dinner for me. Hope you sleep well! :) Received: 2207*

>You automatically put your phone back on the nightstand next to your bed, still trying to process what happened earlier.

What do you do?

If no one suggests anything exciting, I'll timeskip to the workweek again, and come up with something.

Also, sorry about the shitty alp bullying. I keep on trying to inPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Completely forgot, the MC got another (monster)girl's number.

>Kaitlin (personal, cell)

Every now and then I might post them all just as a friendly reminder. Might post their species and relationship with the MC as well.

I suppose I should explain what I mean by "From now on I'll try to only use one suggestion, two if they work well with each other.".

I'm not going to just arbitrarily pick a suggestion at random, I'll be picking the suggestion that appears to have the most support, and then go with that.

Lily the asshole basilisk

>Usually, basilisks are very sweet and caring.

>they sacrifice their sight to avoid causing trouble for other people

>That's why everyone loves them, and thinks of them as one of the species thats gentle by default

>Not me though

>I enjoy fucking around with people

>My mask has drilled in a small hole, but I still keep my eyes closed most of the time

>I only open them when I sense single men

>most of my weekends go like this:

>walk around town doing errands

>sense man

>open my eyes and look at him

>He instantly falls down and jizzes his pants

>all of the monstergirls in the block start fighting

>it looks like a scene from gangs of new york

>I go buy ice cream while enjoying the show

Best part Is that if anyone actually realizes it was me, he gets shit for making presumptions on a race that is "innocent and pure.

But its not like Im completely evil either.

The mamonos that win my sudden combat tournaments usually end up in a relationship with with Mr.Public-Ejaculator

Such is the life of a monster girl with retardedly strong powers

>>157576

What the FUCK is wrong with his fingers?

>>159715

I was half expecting some mariachi shit the moment I saw poncho.

>>159889

I kind of wanted a mariachi band, but I just settled for one troubadour sand worm. A mariachi band just felt a little too random and stupid, even for me.

>>159715

>Melanie's music had made the time fly incredibly fast, the sun was nearly setting in the horizon before any of you could ask where the time had gone.

>Her music eventually ended, "We made good time! We are nearly approaching the Crag my friends!"

>You look at your surroundings and see large black thorny vines that snake in and out of the crimson sands are becoming more common as you go on. In fact looking forward the vines become incredibly huge, making high majestic arches throughout the air. Several minutes pass and your group walks under the first of several thorny arches. The vines are thick as a small house and the thorns ahead only look larger.

>Looking to the side of your path, you see groups of flames that seem to be dancing across the sands. As they twirl about, a variety of muscular monsters follow a large distance behind them, picking up large slabs of stone that sparkle in the setting sunlight.

>"Those are the glass quarries, monsters with an affinity to fire or magic melt the desert sands into glass, which is widely used as a building material in this city." Magdalene explains. "The sand from this desert makes incredibly strong glass when purified by magic flame, nearly as strong as stone."

>The massive twin mountains loom before you, looking much bigger up close than you thought it would. You would gather it's was nearly three times the height as the Duskbreach Tower. As the sky begins to darken, the crag begins to glow as countless light sources flare up, making it look like night never came.

>Between the massive sheer cliff faces, the gargantuan thorn vines spanned the wide distance between them sporadically making a twisting network of thick black thorns.

>Suddenly Melanie stops aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>159959

>"A-actually Lady Magdalene, we must soon part ways. While I did come along to help you make the journey easier, I must finish business here on Mistress Barkmont's behalf before returning to her estate. I am deeply sorry." Kiki looks distraught as she bows deeply. "I will keep with you until we pass my destination, but after that you four must go without me."

>"Kiki if this is about-" Kenneth is cut off as Kiki hugs him, kissing him on the cheek.

>"I valued your companionship master Kenneth, but we both know it wouldn't work." She begins tearing up, "You are still mourning for your wife, and I know I cannot take her place in your life so soon after your loss." She lets go and wipes away her tears. "I will always remember our time together fondly."

>Kenneth halfheartedly reaches his arm out before slumping it back to his side, "I understand Kiki, you'll always have a special place in my heart… but you're right. I'm sorry for any pain I caused."

>Kiki looks away before turning her head to the city's entrance, "Before we make our way inside, I wanted to give you something Lady Magdalene. A gift from one of the other servants, Mary." She reaches into her apron pocket and pulls out a red leather collar and leash, before handing it to Maggie. "You and Anonson are bound by your wedding rings, but Kenneth should still be visually identified as claimed so there is less chance for mishaps."

>Magdalene takes the collar and gives her a weird look, "Uh… thanks Kiki, and tell Mary I thanked her too…" She reluctantly puts the collar on Kenneth, who gives a less than enthusiastic expression.

>"Edith always said I could be a boozehound…" he shrugs.

>You find yourself stifling a laugh, but Kenneth notices, "Don't make me bite you champ." He slams his shield down for effect, making you quickly straighten your face. "Woof… hahaha…" he seems to be taking it in stride now.

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>>159987

>You're left breathless, on both of the Crag's cliff faces, buildings and shops were all carved into the red stone, black wooden walkways and winding their way's up, giving access to doors that stretch up as far as your eyes can see. Ropes covered in flags, banners, signs, and colorful lanterns stretch across the wide canyon. Mounted on the rock walls are countless signs of wood, cloth and metal advertising an endless supply of businesses and products, but most eye catching are the ones made of rectangular slabs of clear red tinted glass, their words and artwork composed of brightly glowing lines etched into their surface. Light sources both combustible and magical dot the streets, walls, and air like stars in the sky.

>The massive network of thorny black vines that intertwine throughout the city, upon closer inspection are hollowed out into walkways and buildings, some with exposed ports, and some with glass windows. On the street, colorful market stalls of wood and cloth construction sell a wide selection of exotic and erotic items and curiosities, and the smells of outdoor food carts and stands mingle in the air, making your mouth water as they tease your nose.

>But even more breath taking are the citizens that fill it, massive throngs of monsters go about their business, their combined chatting, laughing, and screaming nearly deafening, making shouting necessary to communicate to your companions. As you all are engulfed by the crowds, you're absolutely surrounded by monsters. You see a small amount of species you recognize, but most are completely a mystery to you. An uncomfortable amount of them are dressed in extremely revealing clothing, that makes the three monsters among you seem completely out of place. Looking into some of the dark corners on the sides of the streets, you swear you see a few couples of monsters mashing their lips together roughly, claws and paws fondling each other.

>You suddenly begin feeling the eyes of passerby burning into you. Monster women slow their paces as they pass you, looking you up and down like a piece of meat. You feel your wife's hand tighten around yours, and see the expression of strangers' faces sour considerably. Looking over at KennethPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>160027

>Occasionally you see another human man, usually tethered to a very ostentatious and well to do looking monster close by. Though infrequent, every man you see is in little more than underwear, their owners frequently groping them, or even taking them right there on the streets, but their eyes are what saddens you the most. Their eyes stare off blankly into the distance, you try to look into them to get some sort of response, but they don't seem to respond to anything, as if they were but an empty husk. As you look at another human slave, it actually looks up at you slowly, but their owner immediately grasps their head and forces it to look down at the ground.

>You grimace and sigh, and feel your wife peck your cheek affectionately. It brightens up your spirit a little until you hear monsters around you laughing and mocking you.

>Suddenly a monster runs up to you and gets in your face, her face sporting the most obnoxious shit eating grin and bright pink diamonds tattooed on her cheeks. Her bright pink short cut hair is crowned by feline ears and her clothes are pink as well, and made of a shimmering cloth that clings to her petite frame provocatively.

>"Hey cutie pie, why don't you run away from your frumpy looking home and let a pretty pink pussy take you in?" She says in an annoying nasally voice.

>You glare into her pink colored, heart shaped pupils and grit your teeth, letting out a short but violent growl. Your helmet's eyes spew two loud gouts of flame and the monster lets out a terrified catlike yowl before disappearing in a cloud of pink smoke.

>Magdalene snorts a laugh, and leans against you lovingly for a moment.

>You feel a light tap on your shoulder and turn around, "UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS WHERE WE MUST DEPART!" Kiki shouts over the crowd, handing you, your wife, and Kenneth a knapsack. "I HAVE PACKED VITAL SUPPLIES, TOOLS, AND RATIONS IN YOUR BAGS SO YOU WON'T BE STRANDED UNPREPARED." She professionally shakes your hand and then Magdalene's, "PLEASE VISIT ME AND MY MISTRESS AGAIN, THE STORIES OF YOUR TRAVELS WILL BE MOST LOVED BY THE CHILDREN. GOOD BYE FRIENDS."Post too long. Click here to view the full text.