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0fde7e No.189913[Reply]

Alright since banners are back up I think its about time we get new ones. Preferably with more variety this time.

Full list:

https://banners.8ch.net/list/monster

Please be aware of the following limitations as you upload banners:

edit*

There is a maximum of 300 banners for the board with 197 slots left.

Banners are now working as intended with many more slots now

Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

Only the following file types are permissible:

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Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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9f0662 No.353509

>>353325

Ushi-oni are renowned for their pelvis pulverizing, not their handholding




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8ec781 No.289731[Reply]

As we all know on here, /monster/

thrives on OC

And while we have a good collection of stories and CYOA's, we are seriously lacking in the department of drawfags.

Too many post in the drawthread and its general flooded with requests, and we simply don't have enough artists to do them.

Hence why I am (re)making this thread: To not only help the people who want to learn how to draw, but also how them get better at it.

This thread will be for posting tutorials, hints, tips, and critiques of your art work. I will be posting several very handy places and resources you can use.

If anyone finds any other tutorials, specifically on drawing actual monster girls, feel free to share. The whole point of this thread is to help people create

more OC

and art to help /monster/ thrive

Learning How To Draw:

>http://8ch.net/loomis/hub.html

A perfect guide for tutorials and helpful tips.

>http://8ch.net/loomis/

A wonderful board here on 8chan. Many threads have useful tips and tutorials to help you out.

http://drawabox.com/

it'll teach you the fundamentals.

!!FUNDAMENTALS ARE IMPORTANT!!

common digital tools

>Krita

> is good and free.

>Sai

> is cheap and has a hard focus on 'just draw, nigga!' with an easy to use UI but its very basic on features.

>Manga/Clip Studio

> is like sai but has more features

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27b0cc No.356604

File: 53df008222d7aa9⋯.jpeg (1.65 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, drawpile 51.jpeg)

Great pile tonight. Also RIP dan.




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06e251 No.1[Reply]

>Follow the Global Rules, Use the global report function for reporting illegal content.

>Follow the Thread Theme, basically don't derail threads, the same goes for off topic dice rolls too.

> If you are new, learn how to lurk first. If you're confused on how things work ask on the QTDDTOT thread or the meta thread.

>Check the catalog before making a thread, so the board wont get clogged up with duplicate threads.

>Meta topics, 8chan topics, board friendship requests, questions pertaining to the board, and meta posts, stay on the meta thread.

>no discord links you will get banned for linking them.

>Hide threads, posts and content you don't like, do the best you can to self moderate. This does not mean you are free shit up the thread like you would on a bigger 8chan board with no active moderators.

If you find a rule violation, do not go on a tirade, report it and move on. If I catch you making a rant pertaining to the reported post which helps to derail a thread, you will get a month long ban.

>Impersonating a /monster/ board volunteer is strictly forbidden

>NO FURRY, GORE, KEMONO, OR MLP (if it has a snout its out) Subsequent posting on how furries should be included or accepted on this board, or a "anthro related taste argument" will lead to a ban. Posting a picture of a furry will get you a weeklong ban so make sure you're not posting furries.

>ON CYOA'S dice rolls should always be saged regardless of thread. If you are a participant and not the content creator of a CYOA then remember to sage. Respect the authors choice to use or not use dice, and their decisions.

>High quality posts are welcomed, heavier shitposting will be counted as derailing and has a chance of becoming unfunny so don't overdo it, this also includes NTR.

> keep dice rolls on diceroll threads or cyoas that allow for them.

>All thread topics must relate to Monster Girls in some way

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7e74af No.356534[Reply]

With recent events, it's important to discuss cockroach girls. What does /monster/ like best about them, and are they really all Turkish?

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a8ce6b No.356605

File: 811bbbaad07c4d5⋯.png (274.97 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 8D0E4209-A096-473E-A81D-21….png)

>>356555 (checked)

>cockroach milf

>she’s either married to you and trying to get you to drink her milk or already married and trying to get you to marry one or all of her 20 daughters


434590 No.356622

File: 00b4cf5c79f599f⋯.png (515.78 KB, 2000x4231, 2000:4231, 919dc526637cc3cfb111432f49….png)

Eww, a roach.


80fee0 No.356624

>>356622

>Thinking one swat is enough to dissuade the love of a roach girl.

>Not realizing the durability of a roach girl.

>Not realizing she probably has a bunch of sisters who will gangpile whoever messed with the original roach girl.


749691 No.356625

>>356555

>Morrowind livestock possible within my lifetime.

The future's bright, lads.


053d96 No.356627

File: b5d9ad6625a55b4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.12 KB, 460x255, 92:51, awQoPZ8_460s.jpg)

>>356582

>The Ottomans enslaved the Balkans, Greece and the Middle East in ways that can never be replicated to this day.

Thank god. Now fuck off disgusting roach.




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11b378 No.356552[Reply]

/monster/ NEWS

>/monster/ vs /animu/ wrestling soon, 2nd June.

>Autists are continuing to mislabel things that aren't ntr as ntr.

>Some more CYOAs are coming online, surge in writefagging too.

>Some good shitposting in the drawthread and quality art as well.

>I didn't post in Polish this time.

8chan NEWS

>/pol/ is going up in flames, admin banned.

>Otherwise not much, IPs have been leveling out.

World NEWS

>North and South Korea held another meeting.

>Liberals continued to get assblasted at trump and Elon Musk for calling the news untrustworthy.

>Noblesville, Indiana had its own school shooting recently, suspect in custody.

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ae37ce No.356600

Huh. Was thinking about doing a cyoa again sometime later. Guess i'll just wait until i get the mechanics set up decently before running it.

Also,

HA! EAT IT TURKROACH


702dce No.356601

>>356595

its summer, prime CYOA season. lets see if any of them finish.


39a4ae No.356617

File: 183e6e9afb23cdc⋯.jpg (107.62 KB, 1024x869, 1024:869, german tengu.jpg)

>Totalcancer dies of a sore arse

>Turkroach gets shoah'd

>Can finally call niggers niggers again

>The return of popular threads that I can enjoy reading again without the roach banning them.

Seems like this wild ride never ends and I hope it never does. Now we need to place bets on when and how the roach decides to an hero.

Money on a truck of peace into a large body of semen.


f810bf No.356621

File: 71c27ce6dcea9fb⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 540x517, 540:517, Grün ist unser Fallschirm.webm)

>tfw you're not Imkikey


0343bf No.356623

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0bcd13 No.335315[Reply]

A thread dedicated to all things Wonderland. Also, some writefag.

http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=29&id=junjun

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89894d No.356527

I'm siding with >>356520 here, the Queen of Hearts should have white hair and red eyes like the other lilims.


0348bd No.356528

File: 67ba4225fd8161c⋯.png (4.87 KB, 982x50, 491:25, fd3af413-a3df-4404-8abf-c2….png)

>>356524

Does ANYONE here actually read the Q&A?


036230 No.356567

>>356528

Was that before or after Alice's reveal?


0348bd No.356577

>>356567

>Alice:Release Date August 3, 2009

>Lilim:Release Date April 24, 2011

>The day the question was asked: July 13, 2014


62fff0 No.356619

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de2e2a No.353615[Reply]

Post ships that happen to be girls. Would you be a girl's admiral?

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98096d No.356588

File: 4a618c70b78c6c2⋯.gif (4.48 MB, 500x746, 250:373, 4a618c70b78c6c2e712a417716….gif)

>>356543

WHY. DO. YOU. DO. THIS?


de2e2a No.356589

File: ecd318be725e5b9⋯.jpg (140.09 KB, 999x1181, 999:1181, b17160afa8b42cebab4a9fcb79….jpg)

File: 47c2f86adb9e221⋯.png (2.83 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, e59d43fb99c56f7fc85c99da05….png)

>>356588

Because I want to fuck Hoppo. Lick her feet, kiss her, move her body up and down as I dick her.


8f9ed9 No.356602

File: 81286f266eaacec⋯.jpg (118.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, FIGURE-039602.jpg)

>>356589

Have you preordered her figure?


de2e2a No.356613

>>356602

I'm broke currently.


dc6501 No.356618

File: fd0df4fc5ac660c⋯.jpg (382.02 KB, 774x880, 387:440, d0cff78ee9c494e5cc527e1e99….jpg)

>>356589

I hope you wouldn't be neglecting her sisters




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1293e6 No.350604[Reply]

Last thread hit bump limit.

Upload your work here:

http://8-booru.booru.org

Last Thread:

>>334867

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ef1549 No.356436

File: 8d805d0d78e622e⋯.jpg (40.61 KB, 227x250, 227:250, 8d805d0d78e622e9d34bf1f5a5….jpg)

>>355820

This reminds me of that Tumblr art.


fbf91f No.356455

>>355483

Cutie, would clang clang. I hope you finish the pic.


9b5ae1 No.356513

File: 6e9fcc266a7d966⋯.png (139.68 KB, 463x479, 463:479, Amanda_descripción_oficial….png)

Requesting a monster girl version of Amanda O'Neil from LWA. A mix with a tiger would be great.


bcdf6d No.356616

>>355765

This is great, their isn’t nearly enough art for baphomets, their criminally underrated.

>>355779

>Insulting best loli, as if one artists interpretation is enough to disrupt the whole canon

You’re a shit, but more importantly,

>>355767

Is this even possible? I thought alpification was permanent.


1c459e No.356626

>>356513

But witches are already monstergirls remember

I have no idea who that is and am just guessing based on the image that she's a witch. I refuse to google her




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9f7b8c No.356615[Reply]

917245 No.356620

Lad, are you high? At least find the meta thread before making an off-topic post. Someone might appreciate these tunes in there.




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e39205 No.333812[Reply]

Well, I got a Monsterization/Transformation fetish. Post and discuss about girls turning into monsters.

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a6bf02 No.356584

File: 9d26cbfb8b4fe2d⋯.png (564.71 KB, 1024x1174, 512:587, slimeee_by_nazuuchu-d9fkt3….png)

>>356505

> MISS RED ENDING

> "How does that that feel?"

> "Good Anon. But it still seems like there's some delay in the primary valve."

> "What the fuck is wrong with that thing? Come on out and I'll take a look."

> you still have nightmares about the day your poor little Reddy's head exploded

> you've dedicated yourself to improving her armor so nothing like that can ever happen again

> your Reddy is super determined to help people but she doesn't look after herself

> for God's sake, one time a cranky Ushi-Oni practically punched her in half and she just shrugged it off

> between her willingness to put herself in danger to help others and your obsession with making her protective gear you've sort of become the Jeff Cooper of slime combat

> you love her so much

> you would do anything to protect her

> those feelings manifest in a rather less than Platonic manner as you watch her pour herself out of the test suit

> and reform as a gorgeous naked woman

> you grin mischievously, "Ok, Reddy. I need to give you a quick check now."

> she does her weird turn a deeper shade of red blush thing

> she knows what you're up to

> "Feet apart and hands on the wall."

> this is technically legitimate, there are a number of slime injuries which can be diagnosed by a visual and tactile inspection

> of course there's no need for her to bend over that far with her ass up to do any of those tests

> you can feel her shaking in anticipation as you run your hands all over her body

> just the skin to slime contact feels good to her and she obviously craPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


a6bf02 No.356587

File: 13ca8bd4fdce111⋯.png (199 KB, 473x680, 473:680, like this but a slime.png)

>>356511

I thought about it, but it seems like it would be pretty mean to do that to good monster girls. Bad girls on the other hand…

>>356505

>>356509

> M. NIGHT SHYAMANON'S ENDING

> "I'm sorry. You're both really amazing, but I can't be with either of you."

> Sylvia and Miss Red are both confused and more than a little upset

> but you try to make it easy on them

> you compliment them a lot

> it helps that the nice things you say about them are true, and that you mean them

> you would be lucky to be with either one of them

> but that fight taught you something about yourself

> it wouldn't be fair to either of them to marry someone like you

>***

> you watch impassively as the chained Antifa woman spits insults at the Dark Slime

> Lady Pravus casually backhands Rachel with her scepter

> "Bitch, you've already been sentenced to death."

> "You can't do this! I have rights!"

> "Do you have any idea how many danuki families were going to be at that rally you planned on attacking?"

> Lady Pravus makes little air parentheses with her hands when she says "danuki"

> you can see all of the blood drain out of Rachel's face

> she starts begging, pleading, promising anything and everything

> it's far too latePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


f186f4 No.356590

>>356587

this is better than what I wanted for the antifa end


ef9d47 No.356603

File: 2afd1987b875c11⋯.jpeg (30.36 KB, 495x495, 1:1, 534D1ECD-0B87-4732-A98A-F….jpeg)

>>356583

>>356587

Good stuff.

>>356509

>>356590

>sage

Wrong field.


64b39f No.356614

File: cc4db702001b041⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1000x1081, 1000:1081, horn with sheep.jpg)

>>356583

Good shit.

> wonder if she's eventually going to make a Horned Sylvia whose job it is to watch

Ohohohoho.




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5d4e55 No.343877[Reply]

>Be me

>Not a paladin

>If I was, I wouldn’t be sick as shit

>Got the stomach flu

>Throwing up continuously while shitting myself

>I feel my vision go green

>And it ain't easy being green

>At least I don't have to go to school today…

>Well I mean I wasn't going to go anyways. Today is Valentines anywhosit

>And I for one like not getting assaulted by every desperate monster girl from here to Nantucket

>I feel another sudden urge of spewing out my guts

>Noticing my bucket is full I open the window and throw my whole upper body outside into the cold rain

>As I start throwing up again I feel myself lurch forward, while my body is convulsing trying to acclimate to the fact that I don't have anything to throw up so it's just squeezing trying to puke out my bile

>I suddenly notice that my midsection, on the window sill, is the only thing anchoring me to my house as my legs start to go up into the air

>I quickly lean back trying to keep myself from taking dip into the freezing rain… just then I feel the sudden urge to throw up my guts again

>I go back to my original position of barfing my guts up and quickly leaning back to not fall outside

>I feel a lot like one of those toy birds that dips it beak into a cup of water

>Finally done with my spewing session I close the window and go back into my bed

>Can't really bring myself to go back to sleep after almost turning myself inside out

>Might as well watch some TV

>I flip through the channel finding nothing but educational television

>I try to throw my remote through my TV, but in my current weakened state I only manage to lightly bump it and change the channel whilst doing sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e2eb4a No.355957

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>355933

>3. former drama guy who hits on teachers

the one raised by a phantom.


f24fa0 No.355962

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>355926

Inb(4). Party V&


4a38ed No.356484

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

>>355926

Test tube kid. He probably is attracted to the undead to so vehemently expel hatred towards them.

Rolling for funsies.


879440 No.356611

File: 1fe450bf4956ec6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.9 KB, 480x271, 480:271, FuckThisGuyOnLegendary.jpg)

>>355926

>Time for the freshman's luck to run out

>I take a step out of the car to rearrange my spine

>I also take this time to ask Ms. Wight how she feels about younger men

"So, Ms. Wight-"

<"I have a name you know. It's-"

"Don't fucking interrupt me, you non-corporeal cunt, I'm taking the time out of my precious day to hook you up with someone. Now. How do you feel about younger men?"

<"I don't have much of an issue, considering that most men don't live much longer than 80. And I'd be hard pressed to find a man who's single and mastered death, they're usually scooped up by the liches or arrested for desecration of corpses"

"Perfect! Now let's go inside so I can bully those nerds who's parents dropped them off early"

>We make our way to the entrance. Only to see that the school is dead as fuck

>Hell, not even the lights are turned on. But then again the lights are automatic

>Just then a black orc runs past us

>Hang on is that my, and Morathi's, math teacher?

"Ms. Grisha?"

>The b'orc stops just before she rounds the corner

<"Graham? Morathi? I thought you two died"

>Skeptical would be an understatement to describe my face

"From who!? I swear to God if it was one of those stupid elves"

<"I heard it from the grapevine… literally. The home ecs teacher told me, Mrs. Vitis"

<"But now that I think about it, I think she said 'I hope he died'"

"What did I even do to her? I don't even have home ec, that shit is for desperate single monsters, hoping to hook some poor sucker in with the baby assignment, and people look to bump their GPA"

<"I recall you burned down the greenhouse along with the forested Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


879440 No.356612

File: cbbda0550a65746⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141.97 KB, 600x827, 600:827, Non-SuspiciousCat.jpg)

>>356611

<"Yeah?"

"Where the fuck do they keep the good food?"

>Morathi seems to perk up at the prospect of tasty food, and while it's not healthy if you survive the cold north you're as healthy as any Olympic athlete, I'd like to see those long distance runners take down a chaos dragon or a chaos warrior

<"They were serving some desert for Valentines day, so they might have leftovers, the cooking class pantry still has plenty of chocolate and sweetened condensed milk from cooking Valentines candies, the vending machines could always use a good raiding, or perhaps our oh so gracious hostess would take us to get some Timmys"

"You really got this whole food thing figured out, huh?"

<"You do realize that most dragon girls are actually 33-50 foot long fire, or in this case, poison breathing reptiles that weigh anywhere from 2,700-4,000 lbs and as such we still have to support the hunger of an actual dragon"

"Didn't the Monster Lord make this form your main one?"

<"Yeah… but just because my main form is a more humanoid appearance it doesn't make the weight just go away. Conservation of mass, you know?"

"But how come you don't crash through the ground like a loony toon? Last time I checked the 2nd floor might be able to accommodate centaurs but it think a dragon weighs just a bit more"

<"Polymorph does wonders on the scale"

>Well that's something new

>Weight and speed of an unladen swallow aside. I got a choice to make

1. Break into the lunch room kitchen

2. Raid the cooking class pantry

3. Tip the vending machines

4. Tim Hortons time

5. Starve




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5db409 No.355963[Reply]

One of my favorite things about MGE is how open ended it is to write in.

every monstergirl is unique, and this sort of lets you pick your waifu in a way.

do you guys like doing that? do you not do that in favor of liking the profiles?

can you introduce your waifu to us?

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ab382a No.356276

>>356273

Catgirl


e701ed No.356298

>>356167

That's pretty neat, where did you get it?


ab382a No.356347

>>356298

It's a custom made armature plush by a friend in my free company.


ffd305 No.356607

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>>356273

Shoggoths are an amazing species: incredibly thorough cleaning due to amorphous tool creation and body, several eyes to spot filth, unwanted guests, potential attackers or thieves, convenient furniture or utensil creation on the spot, indescribable pleasure upon bonding, built in roomba, customizable appearance, and full-body hugs and cuddles all in one lovely woman.


82fefb No.356610

>>356273

The one that exists. Also the one that can truly love you back.




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3134a4 No.288856[Reply]

Post girls from the grave.

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8de81e No.356026

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f75180 No.356031

>>288874

It's because you're closer to the pit of hell tfw no wraith gf who'll get you to go with her while being Yandere


233600 No.356201

>>293613

so every man in-universe has to think about their bones becoming thots after they die?


4e454d No.356581

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111bc6 No.356606

>>289532

Would she smell bad?




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762beb No.356233[Reply]

Lately I’ve been pretty bored, so I’ve decided to make a CYOA for my favorite board (After having read quite a few CYOAs and random stories myself.) It might not be perfect and I might not be the best writer around, but intend to have fun with this, I’ll try updating once a day, maybe even twice; but don’t get scared if I suddenly stop posting for a few days, I might be busy with irl stuff/cooking up the next update. I intend this story to be of medium length and each update should be short (KEYWORD SHOULD, but sometimes autism takes over) and at the end of each post the player will have to pick a choice, just your standard CYOA; I don’t want to railroad the story in any way, so on most updates I’ll try to give a free choice (AKA a player-made suggestion, accompanied by a 1d20, the higher the number, the more likely it is to be chosen. However, if you roll a 1, I’m gonna pick that regardless of any other rolls [unless it’s a 20], so beware!)

The player will be a male in his mid-20’s, his trade (proficiencies) and interests will be chosen by the players. Culturally speaking, he comes from a tribe of steppe-dwelling peoples, nomadic, martially-oriented and morally-ambiguous, but that doesn’t mean the MC has to be that way as the players will choose his actions. He can ride horses, drive horse-drawn wagons and knows basic survivalist skills; the rest of his skills will be picked by the players.

Also there will be a small, non-convoluted inventory system posted on pastebin and I wish to give the players a sense of growth, so there will also be a ‘skill’ system of sorts (again, nothing too convoluted; just a good old ‘you learned to do X’) and lastly, I’ll try to give ambiance to the story, so expect plenty of atmospheric pictures and music every now and again.

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9fa85e No.356593

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>>356592

Pussy is temporary, the Steppe is forever. Disregard women until we repent for dallying while bandits desecrate our ancestors bodies.

B.

Also ponder how we could record and, somehow, write our language, perhaps in the city dweller language we know, if it's widespread enough.


9fa85e No.356594

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

>>356593

I suppose I should roll for that.


762beb No.356596

File: 9a99c2ac9dde877⋯.jpg (6.18 KB, 198x200, 99:100, patrick sweat.jpg)

>>356594

DONUAESHTAER THE ILLUMINATOR


992442 No.356597

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>>356594

>We ignored them so hard they ceased to exist


9fa85e No.356598

>First roll

>It's a nat 20

We're gonna be the most prestigious steppe empire this world has ever seen. Donuskaefen? What would the best language on this earth be called?




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70156d No.308288[Reply]

Past thread:

https://archive.is/3rslG

Thread where Reitia was revealed to us:

https://archive.is/wdJoE

Some of what we've learned thus far:

>some anon living in Veneto was worshiping a goddess for many years that he thought he had made the name up of up until he finally found out Reitia was a goddess that actually originated in his area among the ancient Venetic peoples and whose worship spread out among other alpine regions as well

>Reitia is a goddess of writing, awoos, love, women, quaccs, death, the moon and healing

>"Reitia's Key", the anchor-like symbol of Reitia, has historically been put inside an infinity symbol stanza of sorts

>Reitia might be related to the goddess Orthia, of whose alternate meanings include "She-Who-Causes-Erections", "She-Who-Safely-Rears-Children-After-Birth", and "She-Who-Heals-the-Sick"

>however, Reitia is probably not for sexual as it seems she is only able to bring others together rather than give love herself, causing her to be saddened by lewds

>Reitia is the most appropriate goddess to refer to as Mother Europa, making blonde hair coloring for her quite appropriate (she actually has been portrayed with blonde hair by her ancient worshipers)

>a united Italy was a mistake and Venetian Independence is necessary

>tatzelwurms and badaliscs are gud grills

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7b4fce No.356422

>>356421

>in the Alps

That does add further suspicion.


49ed52 No.356449

>>356422

>huhuhuhu… he said alp

Ammit and Reitia know you're better than this, friend.


ff10fe No.356576

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>>356421

Completely missed 「IIII of Wands」Poli'ahu and her maiden friends.


7b4fce No.356578

>>356449

I'm talking about how Reitia was worshiped in Alpine locations. It's why tatzelwurms get brought up in this thread.


7b4fce No.356580

>>356576

>maiden friends

Well, Poli'ahu IS one of the four Hawaiian goddess sisters of snow.




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