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File: d59e7647a577251⋯.jpeg (215.77 KB, 1200x1095, 80:73, Ankh Says.jpeg)

File: a8d56b2e45a9caa⋯.png (20.7 KB, 1782x111, 594:37, cuckquean.PNG)

File: b2acbd1dd50a07f⋯.png (1.57 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, Wind tunnel, small breasts.png)

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0e5731 No.362954

This is the thread for all of you who want to derail other threads with autistic screeching about fetishes and other things that you don't like but that aren't against the rules. Femdom vs. maledom. Loli vs. ara. Yuri vs. that guy who really hates yuri. Anything that, if argued about in another thread, would send that thread careening off topic faster than a Hellhound seeing blue lights in her rear view mirror.

This isn't really for arguments like Kikis vs. Shogs, there's already a thread for that here >>321688 even if it is a little dead.

I'll start: Harems a shit. Men with harems are just male 3DPD. By having sex with more than one woman, you are cucking the other women. It is emotional abuse, just as bad as beating them, and is most commonly supported in third world countries and cults as a way for leaders to get away with fucking as many women as he wants while still pretending to be pious.

>B-but muh Mormons!

Joseph Smith took the wives of men who followed him and tried to justify it by supporting harems in Mormonism. Mormonism is just Islam without the mass murder.

eda5b3 No.362958

What if you truly love 2 women and don't wanna live without them both


a0c830 No.362959

Hello, I am the guy that sunk the orc thread like icebergs sink ships. Why don't you like BDSM on submissive monsters? Was my writing at fault?


767944 No.362961

>>362959

BDSM is trash in general

>>362958

I don't know man.


4ba337 No.362962

>>362954

I don't hate mondtergirls but I hate the fat fucks who post here like cum people, if I could kill a mass majority of people it would be the out of control fetish fags who get offended real easy when they're told to not act like a nigger. Then flee to tft, the /jp/ general, mgu and mge discords and bitch about being bullied.


4ba337 No.362963

>>362959

Submissive girls and girls who take the lead sometimes are good. It's the fat autists who need to be culled for being retarded.


38ff26 No.362964

The only good femdom is gentle femdom.


eda5b3 No.362965

File: cffb1c90c893ece⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [distant_screaming].webm)

>>362961

>I don't know man.

But anon i love them both and they both love me


53c050 No.362967

>Ankh says

Does that autist seriously think the egyptian ankh is a conscious being like Confucius or some shit? It's a symbol of eternal life.


767944 No.362968

>>362965

Look I think in ancient times, harems are needed due to not being able to see your kid grow up and shit.


53c050 No.362969

File: 8aed05c59912fa6⋯.webm (1.78 MB, 960x540, 16:9, cheshire you faggot cat.webm)

>>362962

>mondtergirls

What are those, monstergirls that hate Mondays?


4ba337 No.362970

>>362958

If you get raped by someone you don't care about then take the child if she gets pregnant. Niggers get shot but the mgs who you like are your responsibility. Good luck men can barely survive living with one needy woman wanting two or more is a death sentence.


eda5b3 No.362971

File: 0d6863d60d91ad2⋯.gif (81.15 KB, 488x463, 488:463, brainlet clap.gif)

>>362969

>mondtergirls

yay mondtedgidz


767944 No.362973

>>362971

Me lov modergilzz


4ba337 No.362974

>>362971

Somewhere in Plato's realm of perfection lies the ideal version of you imagined by your waifu.

Little does she know your waifu has shit taste for loving an shitposting spaz that doesn't even lift and other mgs bully her for it.


53c050 No.362975

File: 40f0394cfb4e3ed⋯.jpg (482.62 KB, 850x988, 425:494, barb-tan.jpg)

File: 606153090899b2c⋯.png (951.72 KB, 1239x1908, 413:636, barb-tan.png)

File: 981d62b5fb98c0e⋯.jpg (149.33 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, barb-tan gondola.jpg)

File: abe881009962369⋯.png (726.33 KB, 1160x1920, 29:48, Barb-tan birthday.png)

File: a3bc1602e569fcb⋯.png (3.83 KB, 300x250, 6:5, Barb-tan minimalism.png)

>>362971

mondteddiez


767944 No.362976

>>362974

Bet your waifu has shit taste as well.


eda5b3 No.362979

File: b08163b57076d44⋯.jpg (247.55 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, (you) konosuba.jpg)


0c05db No.362980

>>362971

Cuckchan memes should stay on cuckchan.


eda5b3 No.362981

File: 19868053751e30e⋯.jpg (42 KB, 400x500, 4:5, your loli waifu.jpg)

>>362980

Shut up anon


47bf2c No.362982

>>362976

your waifu has shit taste but she chooses to love you in another place far beyond this place, perhaps its the worst version of her that loves you, she knows you would reject her fat autistic ass.


0c05db No.362983

>>362981

No. Leave and take your disgusting malformed wojaks with you.


53c050 No.362984

>>362980

Either that or we should twist them into something funnier.


eda5b3 No.362985

File: 5d188a10344bb08⋯.png (85.25 KB, 856x846, 428:423, brainlet 2.png)

>>362983

>pwease anon shtop poshting tings i dun liek


0c05db No.362986

>>362985

Quality addition to the board anon. Good to know you browse reddit 2.0 and are enriching our board culture with these wonderful jokes! Very funny!


47bf2c No.362987

>>362986

The retards who got mad at tiny ran giving a monster drink to a boomer wojack are unfunny faggots.


767944 No.362988

>>362982

Same could be said about you mate


53c050 No.362990

>>362987

This. The solution is to make better wojaks, not to demand they not be posted anymore. So with that said, what monster girls make the best wojaks?


767944 No.362992

>>362990

Either elves or whoever is the most bullied.


eda5b3 No.362993

File: 74d1a42156d5b3e⋯.png (370.89 KB, 1500x839, 1500:839, boomer wojak and helper.png)

>>362987

>>362990

This but instead of apu/helper, you paste in tiny Ran because she's cute as fuck.


53c050 No.362994

File: 57854855f218213⋯.jpg (327.07 KB, 675x1100, 27:44, umi osho kc.jpg)

>>362993

>helper

That iteration of Pepe seriously has a name?

>>362992

Umi oshos then?


eda5b3 No.362995

>>362994

>That iteration of Pepe seriously has a name?

Yeah its real name is Apu Apustaja, and he comes from Ylilauta.


0c05db No.362997

>>362987

>if you say a joke with no punchline isn’t funny you’re unfunny

What is the joke supposed to be? It’s just a worse wojak randomly inserted into a comic.

>>362984

>>362990

A cuckchan meme is eternally a cuckchan meme. Posting it more only makes this place more comfortable for the faggots.


53c050 No.362999

File: a43cb82fda52a95⋯.png (357.75 KB, 976x1602, 488:801, FOREVER. EVER..png)

>>362997

>A cuckchan meme is eternally a cuckchan meme. Posting it more only makes this place more comfortable for the faggots.

Ammit was able to simultaneously get Guts off the boat and bring Liru back to life the last time we twisted a cuckchan meme, making your argument 111% invalid.


eda5b3 No.363000

File: 777b41eead31077⋯.png (355.59 KB, 825x886, 825:886, LIRU'S HAPPENING.png)

>>362999

Yours truly made this a long time ago.


47bf2c No.363001

>>362997

oh please, the only reason why boomer wojacks irritate you is because they remind you of your mortality.


b1cad9 No.363003

>>362958

If they are both okay with it, and you choose to only stay with one, you have taken what amounts to a lottery ticket and ripped it to pieces and thrown it to the winds.


0c05db No.363004

Furthermore the less distinct we become from that site one of two things will happen: either more people will leave here for the faster alternative because 8chan is already losing users or this site becomes flooded with the retards over there for the few additional features we have.

>>362999

I bet you think all indians are sanitary because you saw one washing his hands.

>>363001

Please tell me why I should laugh at this meme. There’s no substance to it and is only blurring the lines between us and halfchan.


47bf2c No.363005

>>363004

you do know the fuckers on the political boards said the same shit and then sanitized everything so that their autistic redditfag users were appeased. Better if its imageboard shit than just plain reddit crap you unfunny faggots seem to be triggered by.


028d33 No.363006

>>362954

>who's on first top

decide who doms on the fly, routine is for cleaning and work

>ara vs loli

ara a best but mamacon a shit

>yuri

is good

>harems

Can still work (IE be about as loving, supportive and fulfilling as a monogamous relationship) on a relatively smalls scale (at most no more than a couple dozen or so, "realistically" probably not much more than a half-dozen) but they'd take more work, and would probably only work with yuri involved so as to avoid the problem of dividing one's quality time. If you've ever played DnD, imagine all the potential personality and scheduling conflicts of that, but all the time and with sex and potentially a broader degree of different life-support needs and preferences (food, temperature, furniture) involved. These are what the would-be haremfag must contend with. They could also work more easily/with more girls depending on species and culture (beegirls, orcs, goblins, amazons). My headcanon casn't settled on whether or not it comes naturally to wolfgirls (KC wolfgirls run tunnels on guys, RL wolves mate for life). Also could depend how needy the wife(s) are.

Which is best, anons, multispecies or monospecies harems?

>>362961

BDSM is shit if not done right, so it's almost always shit.

>>362985

>all this over a typo


53c050 No.363007

File: e1da5b0f15009de⋯.png (692.88 KB, 1142x1560, 571:780, loli apsara.png)

File: 384546c629a5bf4⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 992x1403, 992:1403, dancing apsara.jpg)

>>363004

>I bet you think all indians are sanitary because you saw one washing his hands.

Is apsara milk sanitary from the get-go or does it need to be pasteurized first?


53c050 No.363008

>>363006

I agree on your interpretation of harems outside of yuri being necessary.


0c05db No.363009

>>363005

I’ve ignored the politics boards for the most part, especially the meta back then so you’re going to have to elaborate on that.

>Better if its imageboard shit

Are you suggesting cuckchan behaviour, mannerisms and memes should be considered acceptable here just because “it’s better than if it came from those other guys” when both are the same? Just because something isn’t reddit shouldn’t make it acceptable. And again what is funny about the meme and what makes me unfunny for disliking it.


eda5b3 No.363010

File: e00cbeb514b5488⋯.png (465.32 KB, 1500x839, 1500:839, boomer wojak and daughteru….png)

>>363004

I made this just to fucking spite you.

>that 30 year old boomer who enjoys evening walks with his daughteru.


53c050 No.363012

>>363010

This is a fucking excellent picture and you are a good person.


767944 No.363013

>>363009

/Pol/ is rebuilding sort-of but Kampfy isn't here

/Leftypol/ is fucking Reddit.


47bf2c No.363014

>>363009

Muh content killing ecred was spewed by reddit users from /r/ socialism and /r/donald, sometimes you have to stop seeing trolls as trolls and more like shitty posts that could be tackled instead of seething yourself in impotent rage.

Stop giving shit to oblivion, reddit, all the normalfags, take it and foster it into something thats good.


47bf2c No.363015

>>363010

you saved this shitty thread.


53c050 No.363020

File: 76b168dd9771e5f⋯.jpg (484.5 KB, 1565x1461, 1565:1461, '''''JUSTICE''''' moon.jpg)

>current PPH is 39


0c05db No.363021

>>363014

>reddit users from /r/ socialism and /r/donald

Screencaps or an example of what they were trying to purge would be appreciated if possible.

>reddit, all the normalfags

Reddit and normalfags are already taking this meme because guess what halfchan is. Us contributing to it only feeds them and encourages them to come to us. We can’t “take” a meme, only join those who are creating/posting them.

It’s an unfunny meme with nothing to it.


47bf2c No.363026

>>363021

common man loosen up. Sometimes you have to let shit go and not be autistic. You should be more wary of autistic spastics trying to sanitize the place as if its discord or twitter. who the fuck cares about normalfags, anons could just give boomer wojack some confederate or nazi flag shorts and have the wojack scare off normalfaggots.


028d33 No.363028

>>363008

>yuri unnecessary

then how do you get around the division of time problem?


53c050 No.363029

>>363028

Non-yuri threesomes and/or freeing up more time to spend with them.


51a164 No.363033

>>363004

You're the most cuckchan poster in this entire thread


386623 No.363054

>>362954

Actually polygamy served Mormons very well. Most of the men died crossing the plains to Utah leaving far more women then men.

Polygamy allowed the women unable to have kids to be able to have kids and men financially supported the women they were married too.

I'd rather have harems if it meant no sad mgs


53c050 No.363064

>>363054

I think that our culture would mean that harems would sometimes happen among us but would still be quite outweighed by monogamy. However, if we had some tough journey somewhere so that we could establish our own place to live together as a mamono ethnostate, wouldn't many of the stronger mamonos be the ones putting in the kind of effort that makes them likelier to die? Or would that unique strength stop many of them from dying to begin with? There are many of us that would put our lives on the line in some way to help our waifus, would enough of us be successfully saved that there is no shortage of men either in this scenario? Once such an ethnostate is established, there might be a steady supply of spirits/daemons from the afterlife being granted bodies in our world by our pantheon and heading over to us, so maybe harems, at least for a while, would increase with time. Either that or it might mostly lead to already established harem sizes increasing and more single men getting monogamous relationships.


835414 No.363095

Head between thighs is greatest pleasure.


70ffb2 No.363107

I don't feel like making a new thread.

What are the best monsters for wife-ing? I don't care how monstrous they are, even bugs are fine. Just a monster that loves you the most, is loyal to a fault, and is literally everything opposite of 3D.


4452ff No.363113

File: 5269c2af4c99fe3⋯.png (248.06 KB, 680x493, 40:29, F03A3F78-CFCB-4319-B75F-E2….png)

File: fa9a466995a6e3b⋯.png (556.49 KB, 442x1600, 221:800, A1278B8E-EEEF-427B-A6A7-4E….png)

>>363006

>Ara is best

Wrong, loli is more aesthetically pleasing and leggy loli is a god tier fetish. Lolis can also be ara as well since lolibabaas are also a thing ala Tamamo from MGQ.


0d3f21 No.363115

File: ef05935b6bfdb37⋯.jpg (118.32 KB, 654x1000, 327:500, IMG_0724.JPG)

File: 38430aa5415c7b3⋯.jpg (191.83 KB, 915x1200, 61:80, IMG_0723.JPG)

>>363107

I've been meaning to post this in this thread. This is only including mge girls, there maybe better monster girls.

>best body

Bunyip because

>snek cuddles

>fluffy

>ears to rub

>boobs to grab

>butt to grab

All in all pretty much perfect body.

>best personality

Devil

Having a creature of dark magic obsessively try to make you happy sounds funny and really nice. Plus footrubs and homecooked meals.


b7c414 No.363116

File: c0450e700998fe4⋯.png (67.41 KB, 400x129, 400:129, NOT FOR SEXUAL.png)

>>363113

SIDF out


9ab758 No.363121

>>363115

>>fluffy

>implying getting hair everywhere is a good thing

>implying having your waifu collect all the shit covering the ground whenever she moves is a good thing

>>butt to grab

Snakebutt a shit, partly because it looks dumb, but mostly because it makes the least amount of sense out of every anatomical mystery a monstergirl may have. How the fuck does the spine work? Why does she even have a butt when she doesn't have legs necessary to define the shape?


b1cad9 No.363122

File: efeb492d3c667f7⋯.png (572.38 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1396771389092.png)

Friendly reminder that if you get off to anything other than husband and wife having sex (even if very kinky) for the purposes of procreation you are a degenerate with shit tastes that ought to be shot off into the fucking sun. Nothing worse than seeing monster girls increase in popularity only to bring more kike porn addled normalfags flooding the galleries with their trite.


8af26c No.363123

>>363107

It's not accepted by most, but alps seem to fit the bill. Changing gender just to seem appealing to you is something from brokeback mountain.


0e5731 No.363124

>>363113

Diamonds aren't rare, they're overhyped by (((certain groups of people)))

Industrial diamonds, used for cutting and drilling, are a dime a dozen.


e0dff2 No.363125

The world building of monster girl encyclopedia sucks ass


38ff26 No.363126

>>363125

That's why it's better to treat it like a sexy monster manual instead of a setting.


47bf2c No.363130

>>363125

All the people who ever wanted a super edgier settings on the monstergirl forums and hubs have been consistent larping furfaggots who like guro.


e0dff2 No.363131

>>363126

I will admit though I did like the "corruption" pictures in fallen maidens

>>363130

I can't tell if you think that I want or see it as a darker setting or it is already a darker setting


c12809 No.363136

File: 3f181cb2b6d70c3⋯.jpg (141.03 KB, 714x998, 357:499, IMG_0726.JPG)

File: 4d5fa877807db47⋯.jpg (92.54 KB, 720x479, 720:479, IMG_0725.JPG)

>>363121

Sneks have butts because men like butts, it's like how centaurs have two vaginas.

Fluffiness allows you to just use your waifu as a blanket. Shedding and other stuff can probably be solved by magic.

Although it's better for girls to have long tails and legs. You get the snake full body hugs and legs.


e0dff2 No.363143

I like the alcoholic cow girls from trials in tainted space


38ff26 No.363144

>>363143

>playing games by furfag, ntr-loving, pregnant waifu-hating, soyboys


e0dff2 No.363145

>>363144

Has good transformation stuff, well most of it anyway. i can tolerate furry but the stuff with pregnancy and the futa/boy stuff. Gameplay wise it's actually pretty boring no pictures for environments, battles, or sex scenes the map doesn't help you navigate a lot.


e0dff2 No.363146

>>363145

Oh you also can't bring guns into new Texas

>Texas a state known for guns


38ff26 No.363147

File: 4849b41b3d47a1a⋯.gif (119.48 KB, 480x390, 16:13, heresy.gif)

>>363146

>can't bring guns into new Texas


e0dff2 No.363149

>>363147

Exactly!


767944 No.363150

>>363147

Fucking gay


47bf2c No.363151

>>363146

>no gunz.

liberal subhumans sure are delusional.


b1cad9 No.363152

File: 81feb3df9964595⋯.png (1.49 MB, 968x1452, 2:3, 81feb3df9964595ffe078a8dc6….png)

>>363143

>trials in tainted space

>anything Fenoxo

Anything that is in the least bit monster girl like, and also not explicitly right leaning in its design philosophy, degenerates into futa, furries and cuckoldry.


767944 No.363153

>>363152

only thing it has is fuckable monsters not waifuable monstergirls


53c050 No.363154

>>363152

>Anything that is in the least bit monster girl like, and also not explicitly right leaning in its design philosophy, degenerates into futa, furries and cuckoldry.

Undoubtedly true at this point.


b1cad9 No.363155

>>363154

>>363153

On second thought, it applies to everything, not just monster girls in specific. Although my experiences are rooted in being disappointed again and again when someone makes something with monster girls in it and it carries a lot of shit baggage.


e0dff2 No.363156

>>363152

Just go to it for the transformation


eda5b3 No.363224

File: 4f70ca208e862e9⋯.png (1.11 MB, 896x1024, 7:8, Boomer Wojak Family 2.png)

File: 322dd4575d8276b⋯.png (1.26 MB, 896x1024, 7:8, Boomer Wojak Family 1.png)

File: ef36dee0ffc4690⋯.png (1.09 MB, 896x1024, 7:8, Boomer Wojak Family.png)

>>363010

New OC, take whichever you deem less shitty.


47bf2c No.363226

File: f8cb20f659f5053⋯.jpg (138.39 KB, 827x883, 827:883, DhRJ5BQUEAIMm9g.jpg)

>>363224

we're all gonna make it.


eda5b3 No.363227

>>363226

>That 30yr old boomer who goes to walmart with the whole family.


1d5c12 No.363268

>>363152

I disagree, I've seen a lot of doujins that are apolitical but vanilla af. Most major Western stuff is or gets caught up in crossfire of the culture wars atp tho.


eda5b3 No.363274

File: bb60965c9b7830c⋯.png (464.67 KB, 1200x684, 100:57, Boomer & Waifu.png)


c3bbf5 No.363286

File: 37bab1a899efe53⋯.png (123.13 KB, 361x361, 1:1, 37bab1a899efe536564ae3b096….png)

File: b6dd952d48ec2da⋯.png (97.19 KB, 544x572, 136:143, 45e0cdb400d120dfbd4da3f7da….png)

File: c7c70c386e888ba⋯.jpg (44.83 KB, 402x402, 1:1, c7c70c386e888ba6da52e50d47….jpg)

>>363113

>people actually beleive this


bb6787 No.363309

>>363274

>>363224

>>363010

I genuinely don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, that's one shittylooking wojak. On the other hand, goddamn if those pictures aren't making me feel all fuzzy and warm inside. Especially the evening walk one. How adorable even more so since I'm a kitsunefag, so they totally resonate with me.


eda5b3 No.363320

>>363309

It's supposed to remind us about our mortality. Wojak has grown up and become a 30 year old boomer. Also the meme's supposed to be comfy, sort of; Wojak has left behind all of his preoccupations and insecurities.


bb6787 No.363321

>>363320

>30 year old

>boomer

That's bullshit, but I applaud him for being a better man. Got any more, like him playing with his kids, or having a picnic with the family? Just wondering.


eda5b3 No.363322

>>363321

That's the joke, it's supposed to make older millenials (25~35 years old) uncomfortable with their age. Also, that's all I got for now, gotta make more of these later.


03b15f No.363323

File: 75d21a88887f182⋯.png (219.62 KB, 544x833, 32:49, agbafba.PNG)

>>363321

>That's bullshit

I think part of the joke is that 'boomer' has, at least in the context of boomer Wojack, shifted to mean any man who's become a 'standard family man', with the trappings of people of that generation.


bb6787 No.363327

File: 039ad560411cc9e⋯.jpg (187.25 KB, 782x1000, 391:500, headpats.jpg)

>>363323

That's a genuinely good to-do list.

>>363322

Proceed with the aforementioned actions, sodomite.


38ff26 No.363337

>>363322

>it's supposed to make older millenials (25~35 years old) uncomfortable with their age.

Really? Seeing those pics you posted are making me uncomfortable over how there's no monster girls yet so I can become a dad.


53c050 No.363339

>>363337

Yeah, and if anything the thought of being a boomer with imageboard tastes someday, but a boomer that actually does care about the fate of their children, is something really comforting to me.


f51e3d No.363342

File: dc07aa445bdbb12⋯.gif (2.96 MB, 350x349, 350:349, dc07aa445bdbb122efa72927de….gif)

>>363010

I remember being taken on evening walks when I was little. We would count the number of cats we spotted each time. I had forgotten about that memory until now. Thank you for helping me remember that, Anon.


2f8b08 No.363360

Anyone have the image of tiny ran bringing her boomer father a monster?


eda5b3 No.363364

File: f99edc25897f7bb⋯.jpg (148.21 KB, 970x1166, 485:583, boomer and his monstergirl….jpg)


2f8b08 No.363367

File: a35b7e039cb5a85⋯.jpg (154.68 KB, 362x447, 362:447, a35b7e039cb5a852826607cdb1….jpg)

You are a scholar and a gentleman anon


eda5b3 No.363368

File: 953ad401513faa0⋯.png (119.56 KB, 1002x770, 501:385, Boomer Family Vidya.png)

>>363342

Glad you enjoyed it, here's another one.


eb648e No.363377

File: 2434fddf9d651e0⋯.png (484.94 KB, 381x514, 381:514, full load of our monster e….png)

Reminder


53c050 No.363381

File: 86daac057953f4b⋯.png (95.06 KB, 445x404, 445:404, gazer smug.png)

>>363377

>they've been dropping some hints lately


e0dff2 No.363473

Hard femdom is nice sometimes


de86dc No.363476

>>363473

It's good when you subsist entirely on a diet of soy I guess


53c050 No.363480

File: 6963ea3773e570c⋯.png (380.09 KB, 875x1021, 875:1021, tsun oni.png)

>>363476

Hard femdom is defined as an oni sitting on your face as you eat out her alcoholic pussy juices, so she wouldn't let you have any soy to begin with. If it is done after a karaoke date, some people like to refer to it as Mic's Hard Femdom.


de86dc No.363483

>>363480

Well you'd have to be on some supply of soy or just be a nu-male by nature to be into hard femdom, as you would to find that image alluring

Not to say musclegirls aren't good, but there's a difference between "musclegirl" and "muscular man with boobs", albeit I will admit at least the guy who drew that maintained a proper shoulder-hip size ratio, unlike other musclegirl pics I've seen


53c050 No.363488

File: 42e89d1d3a0d409⋯.jpg (64.58 KB, 1000x1412, 250:353, annoyed seaport water oni.jpg)

>>363483

>ruining a fun couple of puns with seriousposting

You're the worst, anon.


38ff26 No.363489

>>363488

>implying /monster/ isn't a serious board for serious discussions


53c050 No.363490

>>363489

What particular monster girl has the most serious discussions?


38ff26 No.363491

>>363490

The German ones, of course.


53c050 No.363492

>>363491

What kinds of serious discussions do doppelgangers and feldgeisters take part in?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feldgeister

From this list of feldgeisters, I especially want to know what kornhund (corn dog) monster girls are like.


38ff26 No.363495

File: 4766058617fa456⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.41 MB, 3333x2000, 3333:2000, kornhund .jpg)

>>363492

Here's an image of a kornhund monster girl.


767944 No.363496

Haremfaggotry is for the past to be able to keep numbers up without it there'll be fewer humans.


74363f No.363498

>>362981

Man, the new Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy anime is looking good.


b2664f No.363500

>>363496

What if you support depopulationist efforts?


53c050 No.363503

File: 58efe254b1913c5⋯.png (30.96 KB, 599x224, 599:224, shitpost-tan.png)

>>363495

She seems nice, but can you give her something different than a chaika face? She reminds me too much of shitpost-tan.


65c23f No.363815

For being the last bastion of romance this place has a lot of hate


53c050 No.363816

>>363815

Hate is romantic too, anon. It's important to hate things that threaten what you love.


65c23f No.363817

>>363816

And if it doesn't threaten you and you still hate it


38ff26 No.363820

>>363817

Hate is one of the things that keeps us alive.


65c23f No.363821

>>363820

Ah yes, without sin there is no point in virtue

Without hate no love and no dark without light


8af26c No.363823

Alps are just succubi so i don't understand why everyone gets triggered when they're brought up.


95cb1e No.363825

>>363823

it is gay part that triggers people


6960fd No.363826

File: fa90840298f6b36⋯.png (143.91 KB, 194x340, 97:170, the alp community.png)

>>363825

It's not gay if you say no homo bro.


8af26c No.363827

>>363825

If they alp specifically for you then it's safe to asume that she means well. Alps are just autistic albeit misunderstood mgs.

>>363826

It's not gay if you're both breathing.


6960fd No.363829

>>363827

It's not gay if she used to be your bro.


95cb1e No.363839

>>363827

it is a fag turning into a monster girl

ain't no way of getting around that


15dafe No.363841

File: 4aeb658082a8f50⋯.jpg (178.53 KB, 1594x700, 797:350, tol size chart.jpg)

File: 774c060096eb7ea⋯.png (311.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Hasshaku-sama 3.png)

File: c23044a5e5dd9b4⋯.png (1.14 MB, 671x1141, 671:1141, cakei.png)

File: 638d9251cd189c6⋯.jpg (794.17 KB, 1060x1500, 53:75, __elf_dragon_s_crown_drawn….jpg)

What's the ideal size for a tol waifu?

What's the ideal size for a smol waifu?


0bf738 No.363851

File: 45e1b0dde98d5a2⋯.png (887.24 KB, 685x778, 685:778, very hard.png)

>>363841

Mountain Troll or go home.


38ff26 No.363863

>>363841

Falling asleep between mountain troll's tits while using her hair as a blanket sounds lovely.


95cb1e No.363869

>>363841

lesser titan

but I would go all the way of to mountain troll

>>363868

we want to make it better, no get to go extinct


5bde17 No.363870

>>363868

Human males, monster girl females. Monsterization is an upgrade patch for women.


53c050 No.363871

>>363870

This. Human males/monster girl females is /monster/'s ideal headcanon.


c6e2b5 No.363872

>>363868

>t.paladin-chan


814c29 No.363895

>>363010

oh great, the shitty cuckchan posting has reached this board too.


858304 No.363913

>>363895

>MUH SEKRIT CLUB

Faggots like you were always part of the problem.


7d3cb1 No.363916

>>363871

that xenophilia is what made me love Monstergirls


b14cae No.363918

>>363913

>MUH GATEKEEPING

righto, pardon me good sir while I go advertise us on r/monstergirls, mgg, the MGI discord, spacebattles, and MGU!

monster should be a diverse community of opinions after all and being exclusive is never a good thing. just look at how progressive tabletop gaming is becoming!


38ff26 No.363920

File: c2596a84c0a6284⋯.png (171.96 KB, 697x768, 697:768, IMG_0281.PNG)

>>363913

Go fuck yourself, cancer-merchant.


4510f6 No.363921

>>362958

Mutually loving polygamy is probably the best route. You love them, they love you, and they all love eachother. And small dicks without humiliation aspects (especially with shota).


4510f6 No.363924

>>363841

The mountain troll is beautiful, but I think my ideal is probably closer to the standard troll, with her tits at eye level for easy motorboating. Also FUCK YEAH Hasshaku-sama.

As for smol, I like my loli and shortstack waifus to be at dick-sucking height. This gives them the added bonus of them being portable and easy to carry


47bf2c No.363925

>>363920

>>363918

>having severe autism,

If you fags actually cared, you would make content.


028d33 No.363941

>>363841

for tol, Orc or Troll range

for smol, shoulder or collarbone height


53c050 No.363944

>>363841

Orc, troll, giant troll, high elf, and mountain troll are objectively the best girls, not necessarily in that order.


b7c414 No.363971

>>363827

No, but if you're both breathing, you're both thots


c6d47f No.364029

>>363841

The highest i would go is high elf for tall and midna/ Warcraft goblin level for small


2f8b08 No.364035

Equal height or close a best, everything else is shit




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