[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / ameta / chemo / ck / just / lit / mde / mewch / v8 ]

/christian/ - Christian Discussion and Fellowship

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Winner of the 68rd Attention-Hungry Games
/d/ - Home of Headswap and Detachable Girl Threads

January 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

File: 2899aade3edbb11⋯.png (617.88 KB, 600x1594, 300:797, victory.png)

416c3c  No.553707

New meme thread because the old one is autosaging, starting with a request: I need the exploitable 8ch logo, have this crop in return

695bed  No.740433


Well with the foreknowledge that your kids would be retarded and your racemixing would disrupt your community, you know it would be a sin. The bible doesn't say anything about driving drunk either, but you know you're putting other people at risk. You don't live in a social vacuum. And it's a more pressing issue than at times in the past, the threat of ethnic annihilation and the accompanying loss of any sense of functional communal life is real.

fed8a7  No.740671


Yes of course. But the act in itself isn't a sin or mentioned as such in the bible. Smoking isn't a sin either but it's bad for you body (well it could be since now we know how much that winnie the pooh us up)

d793d7  No.740677


Tobit 4 13

fdb4c5  No.740954

File: 1756ad1ab77f501⋯.png (850.15 KB, 977x626, 977:626, 22A5FF93-0632-45DA-AE94-87….png)

4cbfae  No.740955

858405  No.741265

File: dbcf319ba000fea⋯.jpg (66.78 KB, 800x450, 16:9, feefrthjy.jpg)

Do someone have the version of this meme with origen ? (if there is)

c88077  No.741442

File: a199a0ba1517cda⋯.jpg (76.31 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 146F2517-A5FF-4BAD-A801-35….jpg)



>treating someone with dignity while they're in a church equates to wanting free unmitigated mass immigration

203df0  No.741448

File: 56ad4c2fdfa1b30⋯.jpg (103.86 KB, 800x450, 16:9, dbcf319ba000feac473bb4d6ff….jpg)



91bb26  No.741597

File: 08d797fd46f9064⋯.jpg (84.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1506095379225.jpg)

File: 071234677ca7ad9⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 1365x1866, 455:622, St.-Martin de Porres.jpg)


They love their race more than God.

Many do.

2e9f8c  No.741691

File: 531b6a4c4388f64⋯.jpg (104.79 KB, 749x474, 749:474, 2dl0sj.jpg)

6f32cc  No.741856

File: b973d2b289fe9fa⋯.png (521.49 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, image.png)

kek which one of you lads sent jay dyer my meme

000ac8  No.741875

File: f40dde4cc1e3711⋯.jpg (849.54 KB, 1496x2389, 1496:2389, Luthers Vision.jpg)


Thats pretty funny.

I had never heard Kyrie Eleison before seeing this. Now it's always running through my head. Your work has permiated reality.

Here, have a robo-pastor.

0ac3e0  No.741878


>implying Jay isn't browsing /christian/ right now

05c99c  No.744235

Anybody have that dank "drake, where is the door meme" of the angel in the tomb?

c1aada  No.744266

File: 953233551412f08⋯.png (231.83 KB, 2504x1000, 313:125, icon vs statue.png)

some more OC

ab0ec3  No.744277

File: af74137e8e5dec9⋯.jpg (15.23 KB, 443x290, 443:290, af74137e8e5dec937b533c2788….jpg)


>Implying Jay Dyer and Michael Dimond aren't /christian/ regulars

000ac8  No.744281

File: 3c0026a469fc5fe⋯.jpg (567.21 KB, 2504x1000, 313:125, icon vs statue .jpg)



I added a couple

9279ab  No.744310

File: b34a757596a3bd9⋯.png (325.16 KB, 2892x1404, 241:117, meme.png)

2e9f8c  No.744314


This kind of makes Dave BH look good.

fe1cba  No.744731

File: 8c3052dd5ba3581⋯.png (134.96 KB, 500x1039, 500:1039, god-tier-one-holy-catholic….png)

File: efacf66a9187d2e⋯.png (299.26 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Anderson.png)

I need the higher res version of this image, have this OC in return.

f5ff7f  No.744750


>ifunny has virgin as what i dislike and chad as what i like

>pic has virgin as what i like and chad as what i dislike

f5ff7f  No.744751


>>pic has virgin as what i like and chad as what i dislike

i mean the reverse, obviously

5b5b43  No.744863

File: 034ce02dfe76a11⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1198x2331, 1198:2331, 1511694355375.png)

c1aada  No.744938


>Nestorian church of the east is bro tier and not heresy tier

a9a915  No.745150

File: dd5917c1d9e927b⋯.jpg (245.07 KB, 1355x410, 271:82, Its ok to rape if wife is ….jpg)

Meh, not really a meme, but make it what you will out of this

e42197  No.745161


he's right

4ae11c  No.745246



>judaism not in need of crusade

9ebce1  No.745276


>It's OK to rape other people's wives if they are battle captives

Please winnie the pooh off back to /Islam/

4d4976  No.745294


Should be the Chadoration

5b5b43  No.745560


I've heard they are not nestorians anymore or something.

Either way I didn't make that meme.

858405  No.745561



>Judaism not putted in the "demonic tier"

5b5b43  No.745562


Top kek.

>Hedonism promises earthly sex

>Mormons promises celestial sex

>Muslims promise both

Based Muslims.

1cd522  No.745861


I read the Bible, but to be honest, a lot of it can be greatly misinterpreted, given how many words may have had different meaning in their original language. Protestants are not much closer to the truth, seeing as how they have over 30,000 sects with differing views.

1cd522  No.745868


I mean, I don't mind, since angels don't judge the same way as we do, but I don't know how I will be able to live this down among other people

7df29d  No.746718

File: 3dd36bd6d2c0f01⋯.jpg (165.58 KB, 960x959, 960:959, 1545765570426.jpg)

d4c7b3  No.747318

File: a6a46864def9cfc⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, Chirp bishop.jpg)

13e2f3  No.747360

File: 231d62e82deb083⋯.jpg (10.54 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (1).jpg)



t. Prot

d04ba7  No.747371

File: 2bb7b77527e82a7⋯.jpg (862.39 KB, 4096x2304, 16:9, fixed.jpg)


That's better

d4c7b3  No.747623

File: 7e47baf57ef761c⋯.png (1.06 MB, 949x1024, 949:1024, francis.png)

New template

7220d5  No.747647


This guy is not Catholic. He is an Anglican """"priest"""". To be expected given the content of the video.

a9a915  No.747649


Hes Anglican but anyways, wasn't there a more appropriate place for this instead of church? I mean isn't church a place to conduct liturgy/mass an concentrate on essential spiritual stuff? Call me a retard, but all this seems really disrespectful.

a58117  No.747764


When Anglicans have literal married clergy with dudes and allow female "priest" all is possible.

fbcd90  No.747872


>literal married clergy

Orthodox have this. Works fine.

e5d388  No.747883


>married clergy with dudes

Is not the same as clergy in real marriages

fbcd90  No.747889


OH. gotcha.

1f9d00  No.747941

File: 659c9377cc095f9⋯.jpg (62.17 KB, 680x285, 136:57, protestant fearmongering.jpg)



a927d6  No.747943

File: 165278b90799bbf⋯.jpg (34.57 KB, 410x634, 205:317, Jesus-laughing-image.jpg)



d50f7b  No.747951

File: 3a8b117ceb01ef9⋯.jpg (13.54 KB, 252x212, 63:53, depress.jpg)


This is me down to the 90s hardcore and orthodox chant playlist.

d64452  No.748233

Meme request for that one with a seductive harlot and a man praying.

2e9f8c  No.748279

This is one of the greatest thread on the internet.

d50f7b  No.748502

File: 6f22419f21cd5d0⋯.jpg (243.33 KB, 723x879, 241:293, Jesus vs Buddha.jpg)

Hot off the press.

79c502  No.748505

File: 0c7b5692f747036⋯.mp4 (7.83 MB, 416x320, 13:10, farfour.mp4)

13e2f3  No.748507


Hahahaha That's pretty good. These simplistic drawing memes are so good

13e2f3  No.748508


Anglicans don't have priests because there is no sacrifice

sorry for nitpicking; polite sage

ab5f65  No.748953


funny cause I know a guy who is exactly like this

dc1cc1  No.749760

File: e4e08df6dfb41ae⋯.png (697.99 KB, 1227x773, 1227:773, 1546298434610.png)

File: e79896cbb2d7405⋯.jpg (27.03 KB, 361x431, 361:431, Blank _88a004d3ef22c6d06b8….jpg)

File: 80b7f0320568443⋯.jpg (123.04 KB, 722x933, 722:933, I think this shows a probl….jpg)

db1eda  No.750226

File: 27a68917009e200⋯.png (772.33 KB, 3500x2500, 7:5, christchan2.png)

fresh oc. What do you guys think?

6147b1  No.750237


Good art, not exactly funny though.

1d54c1  No.750238


Does SIR browse /christian/?

96aebb  No.750251

File: 379b421d5609849⋯.png (679.71 KB, 771x723, 257:241, 1546400442184.png)

can somebody make an orthodox version of this?

225bdb  No.750259

File: e3de277d2204373⋯.jpg (39.12 KB, 676x451, 676:451, Russian Orthodox Army 8.jpg)

File: e3fbfdc320cfe2a⋯.jpg (53.06 KB, 400x300, 4:3, russian.jpg)

3d1065  No.750260

File: 5c14770b0c0e54b⋯.jpg (722.21 KB, 4096x2304, 16:9, 2bb7b77527e82a7549b8eb0f73….jpg)


No, the bird usually has that orthodox hat so make a version where the ortho-bird has that hat…

dc1cc1  No.750268

File: a60ac41eefe4fb8⋯.mp4 (357.8 KB, 404x720, 101:180, Wanna smash.mp4)

dc1cc1  No.750269


Hope so.

225bdb  No.750273

File: 5f66d991bfb89e2⋯.png (266.09 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2019_01_02_012505.png)

File: 11b7597ac450698⋯.png (233.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2019_01_02_012457.png)

File: 9fe166c91237769⋯.jpg (222.67 KB, 1079x607, 1079:607, DeepFryer_20190102_012739.jpg)


I got chu, fam

35a459  No.750291


Saved! Can you make one exactly like this except with the hat? Also with the bird blurred in the background >>750251

225bdb  No.750339

File: e2e98323657bea9⋯.png (171.53 KB, 584x502, 292:251, 2019_01_02_050451.png)

File: 29f8caed2b36270⋯.png (205.74 KB, 653x569, 653:569, 2019_01_02_050129.png)


Here you go

4e874c  No.750397

d0dec8  No.750828



88ca98  No.751131

File: bcdf933337fb7dc⋯.gif (600.37 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1541931538380.gif)



>Putting polytheistic religions like Wicca, that don't see Jesus as a prophet, above Islam because Muh Crusades, Muh Mudslimes

88ca98  No.751135


>Accepting any Bukhari, Sahih Muslim, or Abu Hurairah Hadith as valid

Now this is where the g*orgiafag went wrong

db1eda  No.751250

File: 7b867b0001677f3⋯.png (1.78 MB, 2816x2484, 704:621, christchan.png)

It's not really a meme, just some christ chan art i made, thought you guys would apreciate as a smug reaction image lol. You guys can use it if you want to, in fact it would make me very happy.

31cec2  No.751254


That's good anon, but maybe you could remake the mouth. Your Christ-chan is too pale, I don't see her smile.

db1eda  No.751259


Hm alright, i'll fix it and post it tomorrow

db1eda  No.751271

File: 0de91d6c0cb8a7a⋯.png (1.79 MB, 2684x2500, 671:625, christchan.png)

db1eda  No.751272


There you go. Hope you anons use this image, but remember, keep the shitposts christian!

62bd06  No.751281



/pol/ memes are a sin. Make OC.

ced0a4  No.751283

File: a91dd7a324bf9c8⋯.jpg (77.28 KB, 624x578, 312:289, WhenROCORPriestsAttack.jpg)

File: ee244d3307979b6⋯.jpg (175.63 KB, 541x700, 541:700, c3402f321982e227b3013fe5b5….jpg)

140c54  No.751310


>>Putting polytheistic religions like Wicca, that don't see Jesus as a prophet, above Islam because Muh Crusades, Muh Mudslimes

Better to not know of Jesus than to blaspheme him

400b78  No.751336

File: 0d283e5e40eb073⋯.jpg (916.17 KB, 2054x1194, 1027:597, 1428891549661-0.jpg)

File: 58aedcb9a0a3997⋯.jpg (108.04 KB, 573x591, 191:197, 1428891549661-2.jpg)


make /pol/ christian again!

3a1880  No.751339


Start by removing anime.

dc1cc1  No.751371

File: 910baf2e07749f6⋯.png (850.47 KB, 1200x1304, 150:163, newmeme.png)

Only those who've read the original manga can understand this.

Also sola scriptura was the conclusion of theologian from post-reformation. Luther, Calvin and etc. never word by word taught the solas yet they did teach theology by the definitions of them, which is why we also quote church fathers whenever they refer the scriptures is a pillar of the church or that we're justified by faith, not my sanctification (even though it's expected to be practiced)

464adf  No.751457

File: 77046861ab99b20⋯.jpg (40.31 KB, 1077x818, 1077:818, DeepFryer_20190104_064403.jpg)

dc1cc1  No.751699

File: 169ae5d5f582bdd⋯.png (845.03 KB, 1200x1304, 150:163, t7642376867_897.png)

dc1cc1  No.751812

File: 485ab7cd6716ae7⋯.jpg (107.05 KB, 640x959, 640:959, 60cboknhac821.jpg)

The modern day Marcion.

1faf6e  No.752140


Can someone make an Orthodox/Eastern Catholic version of this?

353027  No.752494

File: d3c1067b5c51ba5⋯.png (203.36 KB, 496x1136, 31:71, Catholarpers.png)


I made an Eastern Catholic one

00cee6  No.752496


What is this? A png for ants?

1faf6e  No.752517


>same thing with a crown

Eastern Catholics are closer to Orthodox in pretty much every way except communion with the Roman Church. They have the same doctrine and theology as the EO because the EO are their sister Churches.

2b5744  No.752535


you made a joke

dc1cc1  No.752659

File: 8bf3c2f301bd35a⋯.mp4 (6.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Domino's Pizza Fresh Hack.mp4)

171380  No.752695


>Gnosticism not at the literal bottom of the bottom

Please reconsider. Gnosticism is literally disgusting.

40935f  No.752697


not bad

40935f  No.752700


This entire picture is damnable doctrines of devils tier.

KJVO/TRO IFB/Free Grace is the only way.

40935f  No.752702


>demonizing virginity as a christian

>icons aren't the same as statues.

a86a7a  No.752703


That's a funny meme, the first one

e45bed  No.752713

File: 8f7816ac8d1a271⋯.gif (220.37 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546210502218.gif)

e45bed  No.752716


>And the key of the house of David will I lay upon his shoulder; so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.

That's talking about Jesus my dude

Revelation 3:7

And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;

Same with Matthew 16, literally every other time "rock" is used as not being a literal rock it's talking about God, unless you believe Peter is God.

2 Samuel 22:32 For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

>who is a rock, save our God?

Is Peter God?

2 Samuel 22:47 The LORD liveth; and blessed be my rock; and exalted be the God of the rock of my salvation.

1 Corinthians 10:4 And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ.

a86a7a  No.752721


Actually it's a great argument, because the post-modernists actually accept it, hence why they say that "truth is relative." Viz. they can't say if a truth is true because that implies more knowledge than they think is possible under the constraints presented by material science.

a86a7a  No.752722


Literally nothing wrong with Mariology

>t. Episcopalian

0c76ff  No.752737

File: 8fa63c64928ccf3⋯.jpeg (31.71 KB, 418x241, 418:241, BE27BC55-B15F-4F61-9A09-2….jpeg)

Looks like Jesus isn’t the only one who can walk on water

(Glitch found in Pokemon Black 2)

f4f6c3  No.752780


this is unironically sacrilegious

b20993  No.752781


man I remember one time when I was a kid, I asled one of the sisters in my parish "Who can walk on water?" she obviously said "Jesus" and I gave her grin and said "You forgot about Criss Angel Mindfreak" with the smuggiest voice possible.

She probably forgot about it but I hate myself every time I remember it

2270cb  No.752802


This looks...


2270cb  No.752804


So did democracy make the right choice? Had not democracy killed Jesus, would we have been saved?

fbcd90  No.752838


The story of our Lord's crucifixion is not the story of people doing the right thing. It is the story of people doing wrong to the person who deserved no wrong whatsoever.

>Did democracy make the right choice?

Judas did not make the right choice. Neither did democracy.

3cb8b5  No.752974


It's funny though. Something a kid would say

2270cb  No.753016


then is God's plan wrong?

fbcd90  No.753029


>is God's plan wrong?

Are you daft?

9826a9  No.754112

File: 97188522f9f322d⋯.png (270.58 KB, 840x2903, 840:2903, larp.png)

Mad an edit.

9826a9  No.754113

3e9989  No.754202


>Implying chivalry isn't weakness

Chivalry is literal pussy worship, it's the inverse of Christian morality, a parody of it

a09e45  No.754231



fbcd90  No.754234


He's right. The idea of "love sanctifying sex" is a Satanic doctrine that needs to die. Love doesn't sanctify sex. Consent doesn't sanctify sex. Marriage is the only thing that makes sex right in the eyes of the Lord, not whether the woman has the tingles.

a09e45  No.754236


Except being chivalrous has nothing to do with "pussy worship" and has everything to do with the content of your character. You are confusing being a gentleman with being a chad.

fbcd90  No.754252

86884d  No.754260



5c4e09  No.754267

File: 0120d02ea2b0aa3⋯.jpg (62.69 KB, 530x705, 106:141, 35010f0fa94f100c2aeac01b18….jpg)


Ah yes, because a story of fictional character discredits thousands of years of honor. You sure got me W O K E to the ebil wahmens and their ebil bagina magick, fellow automaton.

fbcd90  No.754273


Dude, obviously I'm not against the martial and honorable aspects of chivalry. We're talking about the "chivalric" culture of romance and love, and it began in the high middle ages and has culminated in the shitshow that is feminist society.

fbcd90  No.754276

e5d3c1  No.754327

Anyone got the Petrine cross meme where it turns upside down cos of a demon ?

I saw it recently but must be a different thread

e5d3c1  No.754329

File: c77676e35480723⋯.jpg (33.43 KB, 640x400, 8:5, c77676e35480723736ff15bd78….jpg)


Found it

249b16  No.754403


MGTOW on my board ????? MODS MODS!!!!

Silly, chivalry is when a man acknowledges the weakness of women and helps/respects them for being weaker than them.

f79a6d  No.754460

File: 050dacb05e538f7⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 267x260, 267:260, ewfegrhurijowhvbu.gif)


>That 1st pic

f79a6d  No.754463



54cac4  No.754484


pic no. 2 is wrong...Imperial South America was built on us converting and marrying those women.

031706  No.754564


>aztec tiddies

I'm actually curious about second pic,

but yeah first pic accurate

dc1cc1  No.754720

File: 464d8d05a56f5eb⋯.png (709.81 KB, 723x879, 241:293, 23456_k8329j9820.png)


please no bully

d9619d  No.754722


i like very nice

419125  No.755503

File: dd9e45cfa12d7f0⋯.png (902.1 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, doitforher.png)


Cease, fornicator

834857  No.755511


Saved. Thanks man.

11531d  No.755516

File: f9ce4e42532fb7e⋯.jpg (182.25 KB, 1400x1000, 7:5, DttseJZW4AEBG5k.jpg)

>>755503 (saved)

I've seen this meme popping up elsewhere, where did it originate from?

41f329  No.755520

11531d  No.755521

File: 2d92193643811f8⋯.jpg (75.48 KB, 618x741, 206:247, 1544854520198.jpg)


As always, Christanon delivers

834857  No.755543



>What's this meme

Norm,woman, zoomer

Please stop being lazy.

ab0ec3  No.755561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



fc6826  No.758739

File: 64d306e578a170c⋯.jpg (194.83 KB, 1252x862, 626:431, cathdoom.jpg)


3bdb59  No.758772

File: 11f3373b0d7383e⋯.jpg (20.34 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 11f3373b0d7383e6f5f4e2766e….jpg)


too close to home

replace the novus ordo part with "commutes over an hour to attend TLM"

9d2f05  No.758828


Same except the part of being a convert.

59cdbf  No.758853


Ayyy, I was that at that age; 5 years later and I’m knees deep in Hell.

4e874c  No.758903

4feaca  No.759066


>wants to learn latin

It's super easy to obtain information on latin. Just go to your local library and check out a latin textbook. It is potentially free, and incredibly unlikely that someone else will want it. Just don't go past the check in date, and repeatedly recheck it out. If your library doesn't have one, order online. I am partial to Wheelock's latin, myself.


All you need is time and dedication, the latter of which is easy to come by if you genuinely enjoy it. fors bona, o amici.

66e28b  No.759094

File: 0501208af08e1d6⋯.jpeg (72.16 KB, 750x508, 375:254, F17B1415-88C5-404F-BBB4-9….jpeg)

69b5d1  No.759413

File: c23c565c9700dd3⋯.jpg (27.78 KB, 750x565, 150:113, 50283585_2673482902669649_….jpg)

how accurate is this meme for othrodox christians? i'm still in the process of going to catechism but I didn't really get this feeling. am i too new?

d192c6  No.759444


See >>759044

031706  No.761225


This! This is golden...

1d54c1  No.761246

>>759444 (checked)


1d54c1  No.761247


Dang. I thought the formatting was messed up which is why it wasn't showing. Guess it just doesnt exist.

dde334  No.761249

File: db69a1f900f5347⋯.png (232.89 KB, 520x277, 520:277, deus vutl.png)

unsure if posted before

d192c6  No.761250

ab0ec3  No.761580

File: 64a908d20aa6ac9⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 960x851, 960:851, yh398zgcpec21.jpg)

3d38dc  No.761735


Out of curiosity about what Barrabas did, I looked him up.


I'm curious if anyone ever responded to the claims made here, especially under modern views.

3d38dc  No.761903


Islam is a false teaching, that's all.



More like this? I know there was a science "everything is dust wow science so profound one"

145fe9  No.761911

File: 59093a9ec7937b7⋯.jpg (142.87 KB, 1125x930, 75:62, 59093a9ec7937b7e4b43bf692e….jpg)


You mean this one?

9d2f05  No.761998


Those retards fail to ignore that a special pardon was given to Jews during Easter a pardon that Pilate wasn't the first to do it.

And a pardon demands consent from Imperial Rome of course.

Btw Jesus himself was convicted for that crime, which makes sense. The two candidates had to commit a similar crime for the choice to be more impartial.

Who would you release? A thief or a murderous rapist? Of course everyone would pick the rapist.

Now if both of the were rapists the choice had to do with the persons at stake.

As for the fiction part I won't even say a thing other that modernists one day will deny that themselves exist if they keep saying the people they don't like or destroy thekr fantasies don't exist.

a83239  No.762001

File: 6d5faea4af06c05⋯.jpg (103.25 KB, 932x932, 1:1, ref34.jpg)

3d38dc  No.762003


That's the one.

f6f1af  No.762255

>>730444 (checked)

first one's funny.

Second one's just mean-spirited

Third one's just ... sigh-worthy



did /islam/ come and visit us or something?


Amazingly, I never knew that.


>third pic




It's genius is what it is. Accuracy? Well, there have been (or still are) some Orthbros here who have utterly unironically spouted this "everyone is going to heaven" meme. I think it must be some sort of cultish belief within Orthbroism because most Orthbros don't seem to believe it. One seemed to get rather annoyed about it. It's just universalism dressed-up in Orthodox Monk robes, frankly, but it's not the first time Orthbros have had heresy in their midst. But, because Orthbroism is so ... malleable or philosophical theologically, excommunicating someone who preaches this is apparently not a thing. (Mind you, it's pretty much not a thing anywhere except Anderson's meme church to excommunicate, but what evs.)

f6f1af  No.762269

File: 8a5e9fa46a33241⋯.jpg (284.75 KB, 632x1066, 316:533, church-greeters-at-souther….jpg)

File: 4c1be81efa923f4⋯.jpg (89.26 KB, 960x772, 240:193, ci0no551po921.jpg)

File: 62ad3bc03547590⋯.png (523.82 KB, 960x628, 240:157, 52d9bwiojo921.png)

File: 604b28bdfbe10d1⋯.jpg (56.07 KB, 460x960, 23:48, thoughts-and-prayers.jpg)

File: 7e74797719349b3⋯.jpg (147.68 KB, 1240x1250, 124:125, Jesus-disciples-is-this-a-….jpg)


>failed to post the memes

9d2f05  No.762343


The last one is so winnie the pooh good.

501ad7  No.762367


It is probably just a comment on the Orthodox habit, at least traditionally, of believing oneself to be the worst of sinners and seeing the best in others.

293cb4  No.762491


I know there's a few catholic and orthodox versions of this, is there a Baptist one?

2e9f8c  No.762514



686745  No.762529

File: 6039c79d53b0f18⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 7da76907a37a70b0db652d01af….jpg)

File: 0a3ee81249588f2⋯.jpg (48.28 KB, 604x999, 604:999, 0a3ee81249588f220e5276b471….jpg)


>all that garbage you posted about "Orthobros"

c6c7fb  No.762582


Sad but true. The weirdest part of it is that the local Catholic church was playing a translated version of that song yesterday.

de9750  No.762631

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Skip to 9:38

f6f1af  No.762635

File: 54ae092d961c185⋯.png (275.41 KB, 400x300, 4:3, all-im-sayin-is-car-locked….png)


Hey, I'm just telling you what I've seen posted over the years. Maybe they're liars – they went to a LOT of trouble quoting this and that to troll us all while faking being Orthbros – and maybe no one Orthish takes them seriously. But I've seen it here.

And if you're objecting to the depiction of Orthbroism as being malleable, face facts, m8, Orthbros are by FAR the most theologically tolerant of the three tribes. Not that y'all tolerate heresy, but that you even have a word for "well, that's a nice theory", so you don't chimp out because someone said Jesus eyes were blue or some innocuous shi- like we Prots and Caths do. Prots are notoriously finicky about doctrine – how do you think we got these 30 billion meme denominations? – and Cathbros … well, finicky about form and muh church.

I'm okay with being wrong, if you insist, but that is my impression from this board and the few Orthbros I have known.

8b6f6e  No.762640


From my own personal experience of being an orthobro for two years now, the theory that the idea of universal salvation is exactly as you described when you say

>well, that's a nice theory

because it is. we're allowed to hope that everyone goes to heaven, but it's certainly not dogma and definitely isn't the majority opinion. it mostly seems to find traction among converts on the internet, as you seem to have noticed.

fun fact the term for these 'nice theories' is theologoumenon - otherwise known as a theologoical opinion

833599  No.762648

File: deeaaea4595fa30⋯.jpg (100.02 KB, 468x895, 468:895, Ifyourereadingthispleasest….jpg)

Those are cool and all, but do you have any memes that can be used outside of reddit and instagram?

1ddcd6  No.762824


Could somebody point me to the original version of Agni Parthene being sung in this webm?

1ddcd6  No.762827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Never mind, found it.

59cdbf  No.762865


Leave us furries alone uwu

09b0a6  No.762900

a72d80  No.762920


>you even have a word for "well, that's a nice theory"

Every denom has theological issues that are a matter of personal opinion, and it's nice to have one word instead of having to say something like matter of personal opinion every time you talk about it. Even if I wasn't Ortho anymore I would be tempted to still use the word theologumena because it's a practical term, except for it's length I guess

9826a9  No.763121

File: 13c37f6841c0572⋯.jpg (30.44 KB, 1080x770, 108:77, Dx_JFqFUwAETKP_.jpg)

74e22d  No.763161


You found the source!

Thanks anon

145fe9  No.763372

aa1097  No.763374


lmao am Catholic but this is breddy gud.

>tfw TLM has no faggoty prot songs

145fe9  No.763419

File: d35aae78f67ea58⋯.jpg (192.85 KB, 826x1024, 413:512, 937022603875860480.jpg)

Found this

09b0a6  No.763461

File: c6dc16b540cc437⋯.jpg (125.23 KB, 1080x1155, 72:77, 1547746347164.jpg)

my favorite

09b0a6  No.763463

File: 86c3e555699e9d9⋯.jpg (45.34 KB, 640x586, 320:293, 1546088892000.jpg)

File: f82437a48814bf9⋯.jpg (59.82 KB, 665x767, 665:767, f82437a48814bf9362e3de7f5c….jpg)

File: b7c454f291e7777⋯.png (781.28 KB, 900x728, 225:182, 9f72c917f79e13b2a4ca927c2d….png)

File: 1f3d19f1e6aab63⋯.png (1.76 MB, 803x1024, 803:1024, 1f3d19f1e6aab6368a47d8c103….png)

File: 58aba64312bf4a0⋯.jpg (31.13 KB, 326x244, 163:122, 58aba64312bf4a052c16e9caef….jpg)

09b0a6  No.763464

File: 589452310ea9a8a⋯.jpg (37.33 KB, 400x394, 200:197, 1537853245519.jpg)

c6cdbb  No.763603

File: f665ecf74dcab1b⋯.png (60.31 KB, 364x838, 182:419, andersonites v2.png)

f3b1ad  No.763642

File: d4b5ff90026ca4f⋯.gif (804.68 KB, 200x130, 20:13, thumbs-up-chuckNorris.gif)



>theologoumenon / theologumena

THANK YOU! I was struggling to remember it.

I know I had it written down somewhere, but you can never find … etc

>the theory that the idea of universal salvation is exactly as you described when you say …

the anon I referred to here >>762255 was a LOT more dogmatic or emphatic about it than just "this is my personal opinion", but I am interested that you say:

>we're allowed to hope that everyone goes to heaven

… because you're pretty much rated and shunned as a liberal if you think it in most evanjellybean circles, whereas, per my earlier >>762635 statement, orthbros are a lot less autistic when it comes to people who are clearly wrong.

Not saying this is a good or bad thing – tolerance good; tolerance of outright heresy bad – I just find it interesting that this is how Orthbro-xy has "grown up differently" over the past thousand-plus years.*

* Yes, I know it's "two thousand years old" but it has common roots with most everyone else for the first 500-1000 of those. Chill. It's all good.

f3b1ad  No.763646

File: c3610184c366c65⋯.gif (43.95 KB, 645x511, 645:511, internet_white_knight.gif)


cannot see the word "chivalry" without thinking of internet white knightism (pic related)



yeah, no thanks


I lol'd

But, what has being Chinese got to do with the resolution?


what? are we not dank and hard-bitten enough for you?

154731  No.763749

File: 5d2a1ceeec31923⋯.png (685.16 KB, 735x490, 3:2, 2019_01_30_015326.png)

>Come on now, Charlie.

>Yeah, Charlie.

>You know you want to listen to the Gospel, Charlie

>Go hit Charlie with some verses from Matthew, Pierre

>I dont know, Adair, Charlie might not understand Matthew, lets start him off with some John

>You hear that, Charlie, we'll give the Gospel to ya nice and slow so you can understand it.

>Remember, Charlie, Jesus loves you.

>Yeah, Charlie. God loves you, so put away your idols and worship with us.

59cdbf  No.763800

We need an edit of the Ortho wars a Who with him featuring different denominations and hearing various forms of heresies whilst brandishing a weapon…

59cdbf  No.763801


Dang it!

*Orton Ears a Who

0222f3  No.764040


>no maidens that rewarded with with sex

Virgin women are bad now.


9826a9  No.765174

File: bb3971571ca2397⋯.png (146.5 KB, 1193x371, 1193:371, the og madman.png)

fbcd90  No.765180



>no thanks

Not an argument

59cdbf  No.765190


Former Cat here, that is neither funny nor very accurate.

f5bdec  No.765218


>call his priest a pedo

What happened if I said your dad was a faggot or your mom an whore?

It is a personal insult, unlike the papist bla bla bla which even makes me laugh at the protestant ignorance.

Also even if we were pedos you imply that we only get mad when someone says the truth, then you admit than every previous insult want true because we didn't react negativity.

There goes then 99% of protestant name calling against us.

also implying there's no pedos in protestant churches. Either they think of the pastor as some kind of semi gods like it happened some months ago in some baptist churches, or if it is a liberal one its ok because the pastor is a official member of the LGBT community

145fe9  No.765322


The Goebbels reference was funny, but as for the rest slander. You sure know how to rake in the (you)s

9daa82  No.765396

File: eaaeb84e07f884a⋯.webm (1.32 MB, 854x480, 427:240, gondolag-gadolig.webm)

some oc I made

a39c93  No.766370

18968d  No.766688


pretty sure he's actually gay

18968d  No.766694


is that a gondola? its comfy

also, does anyone have the expectation vs reality meme that says something "imagine a world with no religion, we could have colonized the galaxy" on one side with a picture of a futuristic civilization and then next to it is the reality which is a bunch of naked protestors and tranny kids?

18968d  No.766698


also, sauce on the song?

35c6af  No.766874


g - e - n - i - u - s

145fe9  No.767045

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's not a song, it's the Nicene Credo sung in latin


e41e28  No.767252

File: d57d34fc1431acd⋯.jpeg (148.7 KB, 610x870, 61:87, 9BDFE9BE-04EF-4A65-8AE0-E….jpeg)

07fbb7  No.767348

a28e8d  No.767369



6147b1  No.767372


Get out

07fbb7  No.767409



2e9f8c  No.767432

File: db8ca7c520f9011⋯.jpg (36.73 KB, 404x398, 202:199, 1549358193612.jpg)


9daa82  No.767434


Thanks, yes, it's in the title. You can see the back of the gondola.

17961e  No.767457


This is blasphemy.

6c7e7b  No.767468

File: 59614b996ccc8de⋯.jpg (179.16 KB, 358x567, 358:567, 1538396358563_0.jpg)

post rare luthers

69f87e  No.767469

File: 1adafb2ecd49076⋯.jpg (114.32 KB, 1072x736, 67:46, 1521961028626.jpg)

File: f00cc8c8d4442cb⋯.jpg (144.1 KB, 1141x734, 1141:734, 1541796886027.jpg)

File: 2e6b80ec0657778⋯.jpg (48.2 KB, 463x684, 463:684, 64758768978675.jpg)

File: a37792f93f884e5⋯.png (560.75 KB, 675x432, 25:16, Untitled.png)

501798  No.768808


this made me expunge a substantial chortle as a prot


this one a lite chuckle too



6a877e  No.769311


>apostles followed the aftermath of the monastic movement

Top kek

1d54c1  No.769312


>The absolute state of Prots

5c3303  No.769350


>a kiss has to be sexual

this is liberal tier m8

d9d3a5  No.769356

File: 7d255b309ee5d6f⋯.jpg (58.36 KB, 450x360, 5:4, Cardinal.jpg)

Its a bit dodgy but I think the idea is good

fb8b6c  No.769357


Who said anything about it being sexual? Just two dudes touching their lips together swapping some saliva and germs haha. Lots of guys at the guys bar do that and some of them might not be gay.

0f6e79  No.769379


The connotations of kissing is purely cultural. Jesus washed other peoples feet all the time. Today if some random guy asked to do that you'd probably think he's a footfag.

5e2498  No.769424

File: e97a501c5d48638⋯.jpg (28.18 KB, 784x441, 16:9, pope-imam-kiss-784x441.jpg)


Their lips aren't even touching. Stop lewding the Pope, you faggot.

a61a99  No.769433


>what are the catacombs

And even St. Luke is said to have draw a painting of Our Lady or something.

b3a40c  No.769447


Bye, sodoprot! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


4bc4e1  No.769451


Damn. You probably haven't been this mad since someone tried to read the Bible in their own language. Be assured I will troll this board.

5e1e54  No.769454


>"waah this board is so mean to innocent little people like me. I dindu nuffin"

>breaks rule 2 by intention

>publicly admits intent to troll the board

68828b  No.769459


Yeah that damn St Jerome made the bible availible for the roman plebs to read.

145fe9  No.769473


I'm Anglican and I think Newman was a hero, nevertheless, literally nobody would understand this level of meme.

31f9b5  No.769491


Quite the contrary, I'm having fun with this. You are also proving that Prots are nothing but trouble and always have been. Just don't fight it, it's a waste of your time which can be better spent worshiping God…but since you don't believe in God it shouldn't matter to you anyway

Every time you sinpost, sodoprot, my prayers for you get more and more intense.

68828b  No.769493


>Be assured I will troll this continent

t. Martin Luther in 1517

4b93fe  No.769498

Can someone post their best "Begome Orthodox :DDD" macros. I need them.

ffa845  No.769555


Wow didn't know making fun of the Pope for making out with a Muslim is a sin or pointing out how your church has killed people for translating the Bible into vernacular. Notice how I wouldn't be so blatantly toxic to accuse a fellow Christian that they don't even believe in God and yet you get no ban. I like the banter but the fact that I get banned all the time and no one else sure is a piss off.


Blatant hypocrisy is a fundamental trait of romanism I suppose.


He was a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong. Quite literally.


ffa845  No.769557


I got baned again for that lol.

e38d8b  No.769569


no censorship at >>>/christianity/

a28e8d  No.769570


Miss me with that Gnostic shit

e38d8b  No.769576


that's /christ/

d0fd59  No.769590


They kicked off the gnostics.

104ab2  No.769591


That's where all the Baptists who insult Catholicism and /x/-tards go when they get banned from here.

a61a99  No.769603


Baptists at lest those who believe in that with their historical revisionism of the angel pastor Jim are a perfect match for /x/tards.

57f96e  No.769673

File: c0cf5d55e2853cc⋯.png (159.24 KB, 960x444, 80:37, 1499454630343.png)

8f4530  No.769777


Ecumenism is ba…

c3d582  No.769798

>>769777 (checked)

Fugg :DDDD

074143  No.770654

File: 78c0d8d28384b5c⋯.png (13.27 KB, 442x216, 221:108, orthoghost.png)

074143  No.770655

File: 6465eef04486816⋯.mp4 (9.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gondola finds God.mp4)


nice one

8a8e51  No.770968

File: dae064d99ef635f⋯.gif (95.41 KB, 869x600, 869:600, 112.gif)

68828b  No.770995



2fbfd5  No.771192

does anyone have that one where its a really strong guy reading his bible and two shriveled up druggies are behind him talking about how hes enslaved to his religion?

2ccbb8  No.771203


I thought that might be the case - out of curiosity what convinces you to remain an Anglican in light of Newmans life and work?

4a482b  No.771287

File: da76613eb5e2f2b⋯.jpg (7.05 KB, 198x254, 99:127, images (15).jpg)

File: 157b585a15ea474⋯.jpg (11.97 KB, 249x202, 249:202, images (14).jpg)

File: 76009c605618a98⋯.png (532.36 KB, 477x619, 477:619, 2019_02_15_060453.png)

>muh sodomite ancestors

>muh idols

>muh thralls

>muh cum mana

> muh will to power raiding

>I dindu nuffin

5de508  No.771292

File: 6b20dfce4fa0195⋯.jpg (88.14 KB, 800x960, 5:6, 21d2bf85d229b8ff3c59677f2e….jpg)

f72e5e  No.771340


>last picture

>the friar vomiting at the sight of executions


db1eda  No.771350


does anybody have that ironic comic of the history of pagan europe, that everything was peaceful when christians "and their friends the jews" came and destroyed everything?

7f90ba  No.771949

File: 2638c9f72b13ca9⋯.mp4 (13.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, gondola-Jesus.mp4)


>mfw no comfy gondola animation in a webm

looking through my collection of /christian/ gondola webms, /christian/ really hasn't knocked one out the park yet. The closest is the first vid which is undeniably moving, but needs a Roman soldier moving, or some tears progressing down a face or just something. (Although at 13MB, what the actual fug)

(continued below because webms are too big)

7f90ba  No.771950

File: 2d6c0f2ade334fc⋯.mp4 (9.5 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, genuflection-gondola.mp4)

File: 2878aa4952b3745⋯.webm (993.54 KB, 970x450, 97:45, crusader-gondola.webm)


MEANT to be pointing at >>765396 how the fug that went wrong, I'll never know

Crusader gondola aint bad just … jerky animation

Genuflection gondola is probably the better of the two

And this >>770655 of course has something going on, and centres on Christ, too, instead of just gondola, which is a very good choice by anon

(continued below because webms are too big)

7f90ba  No.771951

File: df2db5ee0b321f4⋯.webm (3.06 MB, 528x360, 22:15, winter home gondola.webm)

File: f22a6afe2f1ee23⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 528x360, 22:15, summer home gondola.webm)

File: 1805af69460e433⋯.jpg (104.17 KB, 662x535, 662:535, family-of-gondola-driving-….jpg)

File: e89cdeec77f85a3⋯.jpg (38.54 KB, 648x518, 324:259, catholic-gondolas-alternat….jpg)

File: 9aaa04d0ffaa62d⋯.jpg (35.69 KB, 476x353, 476:353, Gondola1.jpg)


The very comfy-est gondolas I ever saw were the comfy seasons. (pic related) winter and (pic related) summer are probably the best

(And not even 6 MB between them, too, which is nice)

>do your own, then

yeah, I would, but I can't video. I'm a complete n00b who cannot even get ffmpeg to 12-bit colour in videos

(no more continues)

7f90ba  No.771952

>>734154 + >>734065 = not his best argument

7f90ba  No.771955

File: 7aae6c61191212e⋯.jpg (27.42 KB, 537x416, 537:416, ian-paisley-lol.jpg)


That's really good

bit worried about the veneration of Codreanu, tho

he was only a fascist politician. that's all.

no miracles happened through him.

he didn't cure the sick or love the poor

145fe9  No.772012


>Didn't love the poor

Actually, that's where you're wrong, in fact he made his militia plow the fields of tenant farmers for the sake of Christ. Really Codreanu was something of a bizarro mix of fascist elements and Christianity, and his martyrdom only cements it. Don't know much else about him though.

145fe9  No.772016


I'm really not sure, overall it's a nameless apprehension about Rome. Romophobia if you like. I do however think a great deal more than many Anglicans about Mary. I think they get it wrong; we are given hints throughout the narrative of the Bible that her love for her Son is an allegorical representation of her relationship with the other persons of the Trinity.

4a16da  No.772028


lol this ones got the theme from Indy Last Crusade

6147b1  No.772033


I don't feel comfortable with this

47abcc  No.772310

File: 68e5f4320fae6a1⋯.jpg (58.51 KB, 640x360, 16:9, eve-i-just-want-my-sinless….jpg)

fresh oc

47abcc  No.772314


>a nameless apprehension about Rome. Romophobia if you like

a.k.a. The C.S.Lewis defense.

>if I commit to obeying your Rome now, I will have to obey anything your Rome insists is true in the future (paraphrased obv)

074143  No.772336

File: b29754bba959740⋯.webm (3.7 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, celtic gondola.webm)


Same. Those kind feel sacrilegious.

145fe9  No.772464


Ehh, yeah, sort of

00af09  No.772465


I don't like that gondola

145fe9  No.772466


I'm going to pipe up in favour of this gondola. I don't see what could be wrong with it.

b2e04f  No.772507

Requesting Jesus related meme: He attacc (money changers), He resurrecc, etc, But most importantly he coming bacc


First pic is true. I waited in line for clam chowder, popular US city joint. 1 hour in line, sparked up convo with Saudi Muslim (wahab) next to me. He is ‘devout’ and prays, here for studies, but he admittedly and unashamedly drinks and fornicates etc —modernism overrides their religion in many cases. He didn’t get the renowned, delicious chowder we were waiting on though bc he realized it had bacon bits. The dude was flabbergasted when I explained to him the problem of Jews and usury—It was a long wait for the chowder.

b2e04f  No.772520

File: 2af7ac563ed7490⋯.jpeg (435.84 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, DC9C31EF-BC2B-4315-A55C-1….jpeg)


Found it (but I thought I recalled a better one out there)

f4f6c3  No.772534


I get that you didn't mean any disrespect to Christ with this webm dude, but I'm gonna side with the folks who don't like it. Reducing the death of our God to a silly meme-bear feels pretty wrong.

9e18df  No.772926

File: 9ff3f294899d54d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.31 KB, 672x596, 168:149, the-aliens-Jesus.jpg)





>I get that you didn't mean any disrespect to Christ with this webm dude …

Thank you for at least not flying off the handle, all of you, and expressing discomfort without the vitriol I am so used to here.

I don't mind. I didn't make it, so I'm not hurt by the criticism.

I am a little surprised, since I picked the meme up from a previous meme thread on this very board where it seemed to attract no negative press.

But I get that /christian/ of six months ago is never going to be the /christian/ of today

And I get the reasons belying critiques of today.

Guess I won't post it here again.

I will, however, offer this one thought for your consideration.

We've had some discussions here before about "Christ on other planets". There seems to have been an acceptance, if not a consensus, that Christ could have walked amongst other exo-peoples obviously in their form if they exist that is, if the concept of aliens isn't just the debil's trickery as some asserted

(pic related) spoilered to avoid triggerations

You might see where I am going, but that isn't entirely my point: If Gondola is an artistic expression of humanity, albeit a quirky cartoon one, should we exclude Christ from it? Ought we always cede to non-Christians the entire palette of artistry. And, if not, ought we not make plain, within that context, the most important of Christ's events?

I understand that it may seem to "trivialise" the most important event in all of history, to cartoon-ify the crucifixion, but at the same time it makes the statement that Christ is Christ of everyone and that even the Gondola, mythical cartoon curiosities that they are, have a Christ who died for their sins and is worshiped accordingly.

I don't say this to justify my post or myself. Just asking the question and seeking a reasoned reply.

9e18df  No.772928



sorry, wrong choice of word, only meant "underlying"

053654  No.772975


>If Gondola is an artistic expression of humanity, albeit a quirky cartoon one, should we exclude Christ from it?

What do you think God will think of that on the day of your judgement? I would reflect on that for a while if I were you. God bless.

b14431  No.773030

File: 89bf06c13587933⋯.gif (2.79 MB, 602x250, 301:125, 1550058761133081.gif)

4a16da  No.773118

File: 838304fd7a2d597⋯.jpg (47.23 KB, 536x710, 268:355, 838304fd7a2d597c30dda740a4….jpg)

fb1b0a  No.773260

File: 211f7eb522baaee⋯.webm (2.34 MB, 800x452, 200:113, 1548679187220.webm)

d073ba  No.773312

File: b5a136a32ec10a4⋯.png (761.01 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, MemeOrthodoxStarterpack [2….png)


No, respectfully, this is why I asked. To understand your thinking. I already know my own.

You'd rather not dignify it with an answer, fine.

(pic unrelated)

8c1727  No.773538

File: ddd9ecd3f985c31⋯.jpg (92.59 KB, 517x961, 517:961, this is my body.jpg)

d8292a  No.773561


This can't be real

0c76ff  No.773565


seems legit

002474  No.773597


Baptist or other Evangelical:

"This is my body"

metaphors are direct statements that aren't literally true

622cdd  No.773603


Lendo, is that you?

622cdd  No.773613


Are you stupid? She's clearly holding one hand further back and simply sliding it forward.

18f8ad  No.773615

File: 55bb93fe1807b75⋯.jpg (27.33 KB, 750x713, 750:713, 9f254cf.jpg)

5c6316  No.773647

6c820c  No.773666


Kek so true.


>my flesh is food indeed and by blook drink indeed

<meh its just a metaphor although Jesus continues to say indeed/truly just to own the shocked pharisees.

6c820c  No.773667



4f9939  No.773670


John 3:1-8

>1There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: 2The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him. 3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

Jesus is not talking about literally being born again in your mother's womb.

4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? 5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. 6That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. 8

John 4:10-14

>10Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water. 11The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water? 12Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle? 13Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: 14But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

Jesus is using water as a metaphor.

Jesus is not talking about literal water.

But in John 6, yeah, of course he's talking about His literal flesh and blood. Lol.

Do Catholics even read the Bible?

a8dd33  No.773672

File: 95e22c1c8072317⋯.png (39.28 KB, 768x672, 8:7, Mardin luder.png)

af385f  No.773677


This is actually a proof of the Catholic doctrine tigga.

Nicodemos got confused because he though Jesus was being literal and Jesus says he just needs to be born from the High and explains what he meant.

In John 6 the Jews got scandalised because Jesus said they had to eat His flesh. How could this be they said.

Jesus could say it was a symbol of some kind, but no, He repeats what He says and says we must eat his flesh and drink his blood indeed (Verum in Latin), He even insists what what he meant before, which prompted the Jews to say his teachings were very hard.

Are you kidding me? The examples you mention couldn't be more opposite.

4f9939  No.773686


This is honestly pure delusion. Do you believe Jesus is literally living bread? Because that's what he says right before the part about eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

>which prompted the Jews to say his teachings were very hard.

1) It wasn't the Jews, it was his disciples;

2) He doesn't keep insisting that's what he meant, he rebukes them for being offended by his words.

For Pete's sake, look at verse 58:

>This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

This exactly parallels John 3:13-14. You are crazy.

4f9939  No.773687


>John 3:13-14

*John 4

7df29d  No.773698

File: e5143e0097c6409⋯.jpg (98.02 KB, 900x622, 450:311, Dz3PucQXgAIQ_sD.jpg)

af385f  No.773707


Yes He is the Bread of Life that came down from heaven.

In the Eucharistic Sacrifice Christ is really there under the accidents of bread and wine.

>This exactly parallels John 3:13-14. You are crazy.

No you're the one who is crazy

>John 3

<nicodemos thinks he needs to go back to his mother's womb

<Jesus tells him he doesn't. He needs to be born from the high.

>John 6

<I am the Bread of Life and you shall eat my flesh and blood

<people there start wondering how is that possible to eat one man's flesh. Ridiculous.

If he was in the mood of John 3 we would have said something claiming it was symbolic like the image of being born again, but not literally as going back to the womb.

But here Jesus repeats the same things and adds the word truly eat my flesh.

No one uses a metaphor by adding indeed/truly.

When Jesus says he is the door, he means metaphorically and explains why he resembles a door. If he said I am truly a door that would mean that he actually meant he was a real door.

>>This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

Thank you for proving my point.

af385f  No.773708


And John 4 says the same thing. That whomever has Christ will thrist no more.

The water he gives us (baptism), he doesn't claim he is the water, or that the water is hhis bodybor blood or something.

839bcc  No.773717

File: 5103d95ab9892e9⋯.jpg (26.28 KB, 367x500, 367:500, 1550698974812.jpg)

yeah, I’m a Christian, you got a problem with that? I used to be a sinner like you but 2 years ago I found GOD. In my teens I would laugh at creationists; I would always tell my grandma that I didn’t want to go to mass; I was agnostic but not like r/Atheism. But when I GREW UP and became a man, I realised I needed to put childish things away (1 Corinthians 13:11). Why is that? Because I realized that we need Christianity to SAVE THE WEST. After I voted Trump in the 2016 election I decided to go to church again. I knew that I would find a QT pure Christian GF who I could lose my virginity to (I haven’t lost it yet because I’m saving myself for marriage, like God intended). I haven’t found her yet, but like Job I will pray and have faith in God. Then I saw Jordan Peterson talking about Christianity and I was hooked! (I don’t like him anymore though, he’s a fake Christian). I watched all his videos on the bible and realised how God reveals himself in many ways. I was on /pol/ (came from r/The_Donald during the election but I hate redditors now) Christian General and I saw /lit/ chart which had The Bible and I KNEW I found my people. Every day I see THE WEST falling because we gave up our FAITH. Well, the new Christian intellectuals are coming; We are the sons of the Crusaders and we shall not recoil before the sons of Voltaire! (Candide was shit, so is Nietzsche (haven’t read either of them)). /lit/ introduced me to Kierkegaard and I became a KNIGHT OF FAITH, so now I know that I just gotta believe and that’s TRUE bravery. I read DANTE and DOSTOEVSKY and I saw the beauty of God and true art. I’m a proud Catholic (Protestants are heretics) but I hate Pope Francis, he’s a heretic and isn’t MY Pope. /lit/ is a Christian board, and I know that if I just keep recommending the Bible, telling people to go to church, and making threads about how great God is, I will finally be able to sincerely believe in God and distract myself from the gnawing feeling that I’m a fraud. Faith ain’t easy.

002474  No.773734


If John 6 is related to the Lord's supper, yes that's how metaphors work.

"Cops are really pigs"


"Cops are like pigs"

bcb9f5  No.773738

File: 7d46686de494699⋯.jpg (25.94 KB, 600x375, 8:5, 15672453624.jpg)

>catholics going on itt about how Jesus was literal about the Bread of Life discourse

>conveniently ignore the "No one can come to me unless the Father draw him" section of the same chapter

145fe9  No.773776


<Passes judgement on others with gay copypasta

309ed8  No.773783


All me minus the pope and reddit

9daa82  No.773785


>had to use a picture of a fedora to mock christian converts

>Arguments can be resumed as "christians are hypocrites"

Man, step your game up at least.

6a877e  No.773839


Not to mention in that chapter Christ said the flesh is useless, and the reason for the eucharist is to practice a memorial celebration: "do this (consuming the bread and wine) in remembrance of Me" not to obtain more grace.

d073ba  No.773944


Shame it's from a Mormon, but that's nice and so very true



Far more accurate

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / ameta / chemo / ck / just / lit / mde / mewch / v8 ]