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50aa4f  No.1525

Meme thread

3a9c1e  No.1527

File: 728316c154938ef⋯.png (932.17 KB, 918x571, 918:571, luther balding.png)

File: 3e88728dc048c4a⋯.jpg (126.11 KB, 892x1024, 223:256, calvinist klein.jpg)


9a1744  No.1529

File: 2b4227f0a1801f5⋯.jpg (97.56 KB, 1162x1053, 1162:1053, IMG5975246676350770294.jpg)

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File: c2a771cba831359⋯.png (796.08 KB, 1200x1304, 150:163, newmeme.png)

File: 2039e20a7a3b2a5⋯.png (239.86 KB, 500x696, 125:174, sola scriptura heresy.png)


615960  No.1532

File: db564c88ac7e4eb⋯.png (189.03 KB, 500x911, 500:911, 1515453635910.png)

File: 93e0424eb2e454a⋯.jpg (61.7 KB, 626x626, 1:1, 1515643510205.jpg)


9a1744  No.1533

File: 7f05d7ecf9642e3⋯.jpeg (341.83 KB, 1873x1920, 1873:1920, received_600901170242180.jpeg)

File: daef8c9b1e14866⋯.jpg (32.8 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 3pva94w0gpo01.jpg)

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ebef08  No.1534

File: d1aacb9d58582f0⋯.png (299.03 KB, 441x480, 147:160, 1550892661065.png)


2591ad  No.1535

>>1534

amen


a8b9a5  No.1545

>>1534

Amen


74d5a4  No.1557

>>1534

AMEN


9a1744  No.1558

File: 728316c154938ef⋯.png (932.17 KB, 918x571, 918:571, luther balding.png)

File: 95e8897378d579c⋯.jpg (79.06 KB, 646x797, 646:797, IMG_6813.jpg)

File: 99541b2747521c4⋯.jpg (94.41 KB, 640x601, 640:601, christ saves.jpg)

>>1534

AMEN


9a1744  No.1559

>>1558

Oops, didn't mean to repost that first one


ea7da1  No.1591

>>1525

>literally a 700 years old joke found in the Boccaccio's Decameron

What did protestants mean by this?


91bb6a  No.1593

>>1534

Amen


adae13  No.1599

>>1534

Amen


24bb6f  No.1677

>>1534

AMEN


9a1744  No.1678

File: a26b15b7e30efcc⋯.jpg (46.85 KB, 750x654, 125:109, nnt1hij4smj21.jpg)

File: 77566397b79a2a6⋯.jpg (111.29 KB, 500x701, 500:701, 2v3yec.jpg)


0571a7  No.1717

>>1534

Amen


d1ebdd  No.1750

>>1534

Amen.


67a885  No.1824

File: 18587327d8b6404⋯.png (222.64 KB, 600x595, 120:119, songs about winnie the poo….png)

File: 06943c658ddc144⋯.png (359.82 KB, 760x587, 760:587, 06943c658ddc144f5d23469974….png)

File: 59b20e5a1e0610c⋯.jpg (297.66 KB, 1600x665, 320:133, catholic art.jpg)

File: 3273025116cd559⋯.png (54.79 KB, 780x770, 78:77, demiurge.png)


3721c9  No.2014

File: a8e743ceef9b38e⋯.jpg (100.34 KB, 697x487, 697:487, hating anglicanism.jpg)

File: ff07414bbd37f78⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1480x1900, 74:95, wait a minute.png)

OC please steal


a12989  No.2019

File: 9790526f3793975⋯.png (314.94 KB, 1000x773, 1000:773, luther.png)


39152c  No.2020

File: 1adafb2ecd49076⋯.jpg (114.32 KB, 1072x736, 67:46, 1adafb2ecd490763d5754ecd95….jpg)

File: a37792f93f884e5⋯.png (560.75 KB, 675x432, 25:16, a37792f93f884e53962c1e6f5f….png)


a12989  No.2021

>>2019

>>2020

Ah, the two genders


a3a6a6  No.2111

File: f7860f2a960ff46⋯.png (275.62 KB, 1700x1353, 1700:1353, cathofags.png)

hehe


ec53c0  No.2112

File: 850ccd13a78ed1e⋯.png (202.89 KB, 498x678, 83:113, 1470219402464-1.png)

File: aa7e8150e33b245⋯.png (207.53 KB, 498x678, 83:113, 1470406795840.png)

Anyone got that smuggie of a fat guy going on about how medieval Europe was perfect?


e85793  No.2115

File: d03fd99873c741a⋯.jpeg (63.75 KB, 862x360, 431:180, 3522298C-F895-44E0-A185-D….jpeg)

File: 520ecd3c75dad7d⋯.jpeg (50.06 KB, 256x298, 128:149, 520296C2-565A-4BAB-8B00-2….jpeg)

>>2112

This smuggie?


ff8ce1  No.2116

>>2112

>>2115

Isn't it supposed to be Matthew Heimbach?


ec53c0  No.2122

File: efebd4cbb01cc28⋯.jpg (82.07 KB, 1188x594, 2:1, 1519945467769.jpg)

>>2115

That's the one, thanks friend.


3ed386  No.2193

>>1824

>Orthodox art

>sacred heart

wrong


b75c97  No.2288

>>1534

Amen


f6195c  No.2297

File: 565e8be2affc0ed⋯.png (89.65 KB, 370x370, 1:1, 565e8be2affc0ed32d9d574f70….png)


b2a7aa  No.2338

>>1534

amen


368923  No.2359

File: 01949df92d59ac7⋯.jpeg (33.29 KB, 750x340, 75:34, 605ed784b9fad705eaab5d106….jpeg)

>>1534

Amen


368923  No.2360

File: 051e377b240f209⋯.gif (3.98 MB, 270x314, 135:157, 051e377b240f209ac913083d3f….gif)

>>2115

You need to post it as .gif


368923  No.2361

File: 834f8ae4f17b24c⋯.jpg (50.73 KB, 632x468, 158:117, 5eadcebc294bf6de9fa489e0ad….jpg)

File: b34255a3b561d99⋯.jpg (18.42 KB, 290x300, 29:30, 66d743a20e47b7002d4f01e11e….jpg)

File: 8eb22f2b22aac0f⋯.jpeg (164.52 KB, 970x1103, 970:1103, 6944540332450f6f4c395a968….jpeg)


6bb121  No.2363

>>1534

amen fast


6bb121  No.2364

File: 0e01babebfe2e2b⋯.jpg (156.29 KB, 750x930, 25:31, 0e01babebfe2e2b67c90255465….jpg)

File: 8ec7f0fbf6768ce⋯.gif (6.71 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 8ec7f0fbf6768ce32eba0297cd….gif)

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File: 52d57df90de5311⋯.jpg (53.1 KB, 587x468, 587:468, 52d57df90de53119f05a7f299e….jpg)


6bb121  No.2365

File: 881bdc0c40fd7dc⋯.jpg (301.59 KB, 1104x1402, 552:701, 881bdc0c40fd7dc7db1a094d7b….jpg)

File: 43203feb8098828⋯.jpg (55.6 KB, 786x768, 131:128, 43203feb8098828243f1e824d4….jpg)

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File: c7f4b0c66e5d1d4⋯.jpg (66.61 KB, 574x573, 574:573, c7f4b0c66e5d1d48925c2bd1bf….jpg)


6bb121  No.2366

File: d2f3e2984e6ced5⋯.jpg (121.4 KB, 750x932, 375:466, d2f3e2984e6ced59653a569152….jpg)

File: d81183a5301afba⋯.jpg (100.36 KB, 493x500, 493:500, d81183a5301afba21c623edc13….jpg)

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File: f5dd23e58066769⋯.jpg (138.2 KB, 1442x1184, 721:592, f5dd23e5806676967a227b2b48….jpg)

File: f74cb56fe64a37b⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, repent_zoomer.mp4)


deb33c  No.2406

>>2364

It doesn't have to be a physical door, anon. He opened the door to hell for them.


ec53c0  No.2418

File: 7af2c06a6f3c17e⋯.jpg (95.72 KB, 443x455, 443:455, 1539595187131.jpg)

>>2366

The fact that his shirt was also pointing at the guy always cracks me up.


a12256  No.2422

File: c308b879c56a5f0⋯.png (168.5 KB, 1280x809, 1280:809, Catholics vs Baptists.png)

File: 8d2faf5795671ae⋯.png (444.27 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, baptist_memes_vs_catholic_….png)

File: 09b0590edfb5914⋯.png (197.26 KB, 780x492, 65:41, 09b0590edfb5914ffc7d232968….png)


ee9025  No.2446

>>1534

amen


79fdfa  No.2530

>>1534

Amen!


258d9c  No.2532

>>1534

AMEN


56d387  No.2533

>>1534

Amen


af4442  No.2542

>>1534

Amen


304ea5  No.2582

>>1534

AMEN


5764eb  No.2680

File: 5c02167ad5c4d0c⋯.png (290.41 KB, 2157x768, 719:256, three-mazes-redux.png)

File: 236cd97c58fb304⋯.png (557.54 KB, 1200x1154, 600:577, sola.png)

File: 6f8c050ca9c45b5⋯.jpg (210.25 KB, 1200x1505, 240:301, R_e_p_e_n_t_18fbdd_6458158.jpg)

File: e4a4499b868c07c⋯.jpg (88.46 KB, 620x960, 31:48, dasda.jpg)

File: 616d733990c72eb⋯.png (1.46 MB, 793x1023, 793:1023, pepepaul.png)


5764eb  No.2681

File: 13409e1a6f72def⋯.png (30.69 KB, 640x1263, 640:1263, annulation_1.png)

File: ef998b7234a585d⋯.png (9.46 KB, 640x1263, 640:1263, annulation_2.png)

File: 12fc220a99349ab⋯.png (12.77 KB, 640x1430, 64:143, annulation_3.png)


50274c  No.2685

>>2681

lol this is great


d6ee8c  No.2701

>>2681

cringe.


b42eaa  No.2727

>>1534

amen


7487d0  No.2972

>>1534

Amen


0945f1  No.3061

>>1534

amen


fd4a35  No.3062

>>1535

>>1545

>>1557

>>1558

>>1593

>>1599

>>1677

>>1717

>>1750

>>2288

>>2338

>>2359

>>2363

>>2446

>>2530

>>2532

>>2533

>>2542

>>2582

>>2727

>>2972

>>3061

t. Gullible Fucknuggets who think Jesus gives a shit about memes.

I bet you all use Facebook.


a1805d  No.3066

File: a7dce908a2eae8b⋯.jpg (51.22 KB, 750x423, 250:141, 1526587769871.jpg)

>>3062

It's a joke, retard.


75ccf6  No.3067

File: 20ebb661e4d1b8a⋯.png (2.36 KB, 244x226, 122:113, 1.png)


a12256  No.3072

File: c9affc8b227f14e⋯.jpg (171.61 KB, 576x432, 4:3, 20190416_213924.jpg)

File: 93ba15220d21243⋯.jpg (229.1 KB, 600x907, 600:907, 20190416_213947.jpg)

Whipped up some fresh OC


d52e7a  No.3075

>>3072

Saved


134b7a  No.3187

File: b51bca892a7fc76⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 590x590, 1:1, out_2.webm)


936bd1  No.3189

>>1534

AMEN


a929dd  No.3201

>>1534

Ah, men


d52888  No.3216

>>1534

Amen


007221  No.3234

>>1534

Amen


304ea5  No.3267

Anyone got the screenshot of posts that explain the Turin Shroud?


a12256  No.3270

File: aa2a4e78d49e572⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1292x8757, 1292:8757, 1513561238559.png)


85bd2a  No.3271

>>3270

The shroud is a single piece that covers the body including the head

The Bible reports that there was a separate head cloth in the empty tomb

Therefore

The shroud is inauthentic


83f853  No.3283

>>3271

Couldn't there have been both? A shroud that covers the whole body and a separate additional one for the head?


6c23b6  No.3309

File: 5abf8f9b6a3548d⋯.jpg (136.98 KB, 688x1024, 43:64, FCF65DDD9F8843A4953349948E….jpg)


ab7d5c  No.3310

>>3283

For the body, the Gospel of John describes linen cloths, not a single garment:

John 20:6-7


6c23b6  No.3317

>>3283

>>3310

Face cloth seems to mean it was uniquely on the face, and the shroud doesn't seem to fit the picture of "linen wrappings", but maybe a historical study on 1st century Jewish embalming could clarify.

Either way, what's the appropriate application if it is authentic? Obsession with artifacts as if they bring power or authority is an unbiblical ancient heresy.


a12256  No.3318

>>3317

If the shroud isn't real then it's a hoax of supernatural quality. To be that anatomically accurate and to have wounds and blood that realistic is beyond impressive for someone to fake. I'm not saying it should be worshipped or anything of the sort if it is real (and investigation points to that being the case), but it is very compelling evidence for the historicity of Jesus and His resurrection. It is evidence for the truth of Christ that atheists and science worshippers can't deny.


dc8bfb  No.3322

>>3318

It's potentially a piece of supporting evidence, but what is supernatural about it's quality? It could very well be a burial garment of a real ancient man while not Christ


a12256  No.3326

>>3322

The shroud is incredibly realistic, and for it to be a fake made in (I believe) the 16th century would be nearly impossible. They just didn't have the skill to make something of that caliber. Also, if it was a burial shroud for some random dude, why would that guy by imprinted on it like that? How would that happen for a normal person?


50274c  No.3327

>>3326

impaling was the standard procedure for verifying a crucified person was dead already. Remember that Jesus was pierced because they found him to be dead, instead of breaking his legs to make him die quicker.

As it applies to the shroud I really am not meaning to speak out of place. I haven't looked at all into the debates on the dating of it.


a12256  No.3328

>>3326

Not 16th century, but 13th or 14th, I just went back and re-read a bit of the thing I posted.


f8e072  No.3456

>>1534

AMEN


deb33c  No.3656

File: 81cb81199ccb0e0⋯.jpg (190.41 KB, 1024x566, 512:283, 1556716095006.jpg)

post christpills


f192ec  No.3711

File: 1aac54a4af6a976⋯.png (169.78 KB, 645x447, 215:149, 1556426138812.png)

File: 2da5db80d9a7fd0⋯.jpg (9.41 KB, 318x159, 2:1, 2da5db80d9a7fd0793351e3cea….jpg)

File: 7e5cc2bba04e3f0⋯.jpg (53.91 KB, 532x559, 532:559, traps-are-gay.jpg)

>>1534

Amen


989b67  No.3752

>>1534

amen


ec53c0  No.3771

File: 6f4cad14db11fc0⋯.png (54.42 KB, 605x467, 605:467, final.png)

I couldn't resist

>>3672


59402a  No.3773

File: 1aea9a6e219a17e⋯.jpg (55.7 KB, 550x467, 550:467, flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)

>>3771

Lmao


99d98b  No.3775

>>3771

It's beautiful.


683cb8  No.3790

File: 827aa6202d4307a⋯.png (158.55 KB, 500x566, 250:283, you-have-been-visited-by-t….png)

File: 8d4a6e46b80e8df⋯.png (677.28 KB, 767x600, 767:600, Macantosh plus.png)

File: 32d4d7c43540351⋯.png (739.57 KB, 610x507, 610:507, knock-knock-jesus-123295.png)

File: 5b155018645e6b1⋯.png (107.56 KB, 162x311, 162:311, wew.png)

>>1534

amen


683cb8  No.4092

File: 37488e86d8e3cc5⋯.webm (779.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Awkward moments back at M….webm)


000000  No.4143

>>1534

AMEN


dc57b8  No.4149

>>1534

AMEN


24f05d  No.4178

File: c94cab4dcad77e1⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1556713651648.webm)


cb82cd  No.4439

File: 97c9724a9b91b6e⋯.png (503.63 KB, 610x621, 610:621, 97c9724a9b91b6e7eff96d8649….png)


14ae9b  No.4441

>>4439

Not really clever. The last panel is supposed to be a caricature


2e6eb1  No.4498

File: fa4468419508270⋯.jpg (68.87 KB, 778x345, 778:345, 20190515_174759.jpg)

Here's a joke


43ebf1  No.4499

>>1534

AMEN


665872  No.4500

File: c2e12fc699b7897⋯.png (66.71 KB, 500x286, 250:143, notrap.png)

>>4498

Is this real?


2e6eb1  No.4501


ce6c3e  No.4511

>>4498

How does he respond to I came not to bring peace but a sword?


6e92bf  No.4516

>>4511

He must take a figurative view of that verse, since as roman catholicism is amillennial he won't believe in a literal reign by Jesus at the second coming


953b30  No.4519

>>4498

Benedict is Pope, his attempted partial resignation was substantially erroneous and therefore invalid. I wasn't sure but I can't escape the conclusion that this is the correct answer, Ann Barnhardt is right.

>>4511

Gone is "be shrewd as serpents, and innocent as doves", we're left with "ban all weapons, everyone will get along fine." Does he mean to say ban privately owned weapons or all weapons everywhere? If the former, how does he think that would prevent war? If the latter, then how exactly could such a ban ever be enforced? This guy stinks of sulfur, it can't just be naivete at this point.


0d7dcc  No.4523

>>4519

>Benedict is Pope

Just wake up and drop the popery

If this situation doesn't get you questioning the theological presuppositions of the papacy you are an ideologue


953b30  No.4526

>>4523

"Popery" give me a break braptist, we've survived antipopes since before your brand of Christianity Lite was invented.


0d7dcc  No.4527

>>4526

That mentality of an institution holding special ownership over the gospel is exactly the sort of presupposition I'm asking you to reevaluate, for your own sake


139234  No.4637

>>1534

amen


139234  No.4638

File: de6bd71dac89637⋯.jpg (238.16 KB, 800x1128, 100:141, BUT A TRIGGER FOR A HEART.jpg)

File: 88142666a195fe1⋯.png (124.64 KB, 436x600, 109:150, fuck capitalism, niggaaaaa….png)

>>3790

deus vult pupper


889b2e  No.4640

>>4638

Is this a meme thread or a leftist theology cringe thread?


06961d  No.4641

>>1534

AMEN


ed3e2f  No.4643

>>1534

AMEN


3d7ea9  No.4656

>>1534

AMEN


3d7ea9  No.4657

>>4638

this is wrong in so many places i dont even know where to start


001b6d  No.4659

>>1534

AMEN


ec53c0  No.4677

File: 99956f9877d9dee⋯.jpg (110.32 KB, 962x936, 37:36, 8pju9av75lz21.jpg)

>>4640

Leftist theology cringe you say?


85c434  No.4702

>>4677

Yikes


3adaa8  No.4712

>>4677

>Trans women are women, as backed by many academic studies

Reminds me of one of the great things Common Filth said

<"Who are the peers? I'll tell you who the peers are, they're all sitting in a circle and each one has the next guy's cock in his right hand"




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