No.2058
Hey, /cuckquean/. Are you considering taking part in the infinity cup?
I mean, even /just/ is forming a team, and they have less UIDs than this board currently does. It'd be a valuable chance to raise some awareness of your board.
>>>/icup/
What do you say? Do you wanna give it a shot? C'mon, it'll be fun.
I'm not any official owner of /icup/ or anything, just to clarify. I just think it'd be interesting to see /cuckquean/ actually compete in this.
No.2060
Do we have enough raw memetic material to even name a team + reserves?
No.2062
>>2060
It mostly depends on how many cuckqueans you can name, now doesn't it?
/cuckquean/-tan is likely the captain by default, and Mero from Monster Musume makes sense as a candidate.
No.2063
>>2060
Oh, and of course Hillary Clinton and Jacqueline Kennedy also come to mind as possible reps.
No.2064
>>2063
Ladybird Johnson too, but 3 political figures might be a bit much.
Uh… not sure who else. Amy from Sonic?
No.2066
>>2064
Could work.
Also, you should probably make a thread on /icup/ in the meantime so others know if you wanna compete.
No.2068
>>2064
We should probably just fill the quota of names before being picky about which ones we should have.
No.2070
Aren't pretty much all of the female characters in any given harem anime potential members? I would also think prominent vixens have a place on the team.
cuckquean-tan might be captain by default but she'd lose her will when you turn her on, which is naturally the easiest thing in the world. In my opinion.
No.2071
>>2070
Does that then mean that /cuckquean/ should naturally be striving to assign the worst possible cards/tactics/formation possible to its team in order to ensure they are cucked of a win?
No.2077
>>2071
Well, it would make a lot of sense if /cuckquean/ got more pleasure out of seeing their favorite win rather than win themselves.
No.2081
>>2077
True.
So what are some of the other girls you'd wanna see on your team?
Would Jolene Joestar work as a choice for a vixen, considering the song she's named after?
No.2083
>>2081
I know the song, but not the character, so I'm going to say yes.
And to be perfectly honest, I don't know what the team IS or is rightly supposed to accomplish, as i'm a very casual visitor when I'm not horny. I suppose I ought not to have spoken up in the first place, but here we are.
I haven't read Naruto in a while. Is Hinata still a cuck?
No.2084
>>2083
>Is Hinata still a cuck?
I don't really follow Naruto, but I heard the thing ended with Naruto being with Sakura, so yes, apparently Hinata is a cuck.
No.2089
>>2081
*Jolyne Cujoh
Whoops. Though the song Jolene is still her namesake.
No.2090
>>2089
Although it should probably be Jolyne Kujo, since that's how that last name is usually spelled in that series, come to think of it.
No.2095
>>2084
>but I heard the thing ended with Naruto being with Sakura
Naruto and Hinata got married and had like 2 kids.
They canonically fucked in missionary for the sole purpose of recreation.
Sakura also got Sasuke but he's always gone while she has to take care of a bitchy kid who has the Uchiha depression and edge.
No.2097
>>2095
Never mind then.
Also, maybe Megyn Kelly could be on the team, what with the whole cuckservative thing.
No.2114
I would say Sada Abe, but that probably isn't the kind of vixen /cq/ would want to be associated with.
Still, if you're on this board and haven't watched In the Realm of the Senses (aka Ai No Corrida), you really should.
Though it might distress you a bit.
No.2115
>>2114
>Though it might distress you a bit.
That's putting it mildly.
No.2118
>>2058
Surely there should also be 'My Sister', 'My Best Friend' 'Bigger Tits' etc.
No.2119
>>2118
That could certainly work.
No.2120
>>2119
Maybe 'Your Sister' works better.
/tv/ made a shortlist of 30 or so names then discussed it in a thread/used a strawpoll (though strawpolls aren't 100% reliable) to cut it down to 22.
No.2183
You know I didn't even know this was a fetish but welcome aboard.
No.2192
While we're throwing around roster ideas, what would a good logo be as well as uniforms?
No.2196
>>2192
>logo
A soccer ball in a chastity belt?
>uniforms
For the home uniform, something like the colors /cuckquean/-tan has on her outfit.
No.2197
>>2192
A good logo should obviously be a horned woman. A sign and symbol of cuckqueans throughout the ages.
No.2199
>>2197
We do have this, from >>1286 . Perhaps it can be adapted?
No.2200
>>2199
It'll need "/cuckquean/" text somewhere on it.
No.2209
>>2200
Probably under it or inside the circle.
No.2210
>>2209
Maybe in the shape of a circle inside the circle. Or in the shape of a circle directly on the circle.
No.2228
>>2226
>>2227
Top one is better imo.
No.2229
Bonus, because looking up Latin declensions is a productive use of time.
No.2230
And, a no-banner version.
No.2231
>>2229
What does the latin mean, exactly?
No.2232
>>2231
"O concubines, be fucked by my husband!"
No.2233
No.2234
>>2229
That's the best one
No.2235
>>2234
Now you guys just gotta make a roster.
No.2237
>>2235
A template to get us rolling:
CF:
CF:
CMF:
CMF:
RMF:
LMF:
DC:
DC:
RB:
LB:
GK:
SUBS:
GK:
GK:
DC:
DC:
DC:
DC:
RB:
RB:
LMF:
LMF:
RMF:
RMF:
No.2341
Let's see, so far in this thread we have these suggestions:
'queans:
Cuckquean-tan
Jacqueline Kennedy
Hillary Clinton
Ladybird Johnson
Mero (Meroune Lorelei)
Jolyne Cujoh
Vixens:
Sada Abe
My Sister
My Best Friend
Bigger Tits
Tighter Pussy
His Ex-Girlfriend
That's more than 11, but I think the generic ones ("Bigger Tits" etc.) are cheating a bit.
No.2343
>>2341
One of the vixens should be "My Mom".
No.2346
>>2341
You need to have a bunch of subs anyway so more than 11 is fine.
No.2357
>>2341
>no Sayaka Miki
Madokami's sake, anon!
No.2362
>>2341
>>2357
Don't forget Kanna Tanigawa, either!
No.2367
Wouldn't Fuji-san work as a cuckquean? She's jealous of Muromi-san's love for a human, after all.
No.2368
>>2357
>>2362
>>2365
>>2367
One more and we have a full complement of named players. The generics can be our subs.
No.2369
>>2368
On the subject of team organization, for positions, it would make sense for all the vixens to be offense, while the cucks are all on defense.
And given that this board would want to be cucked of their victory, it would make sense to purposely make the worst position/card/strategy choices possible in order to ensure a loss.
No.2370
>>2369
Look at it this way: An ambitious 'quean seeks to be cucked by only the very best, because that means her partner gets the very best. So it would make sense to attempt to win right up until the grand final, then throw the ultimate match as absolutely as we possibly can. Defeat from the jaws of victory!
No.2371
How do we make custom uniforms? It's be cool if we could make Cuckquean-tan the GK and make the GK uniform look like her dress.
No.2378
No.2395
I seem to remember Purple from Color Wars (Eto Fujiko from Ichiban Ushiro no Dai Maou) wanting to be the Demon Queen and then stating that her husband would need other girls, as befits a Demon King. Might she count?
No.2396
And surely Zessica Wong from Aquarion EVOL counts? Though that isn't so much being a 'quean as just unrequited love and being the best girl combined.
No.2407
Someone on >>>/icup/ was nice enough to explain what we need.
- Players: 23 of them. 11 starters, rest are bench. Decide which two are ranked gold and which two are ranked silver (gold and silver players have better stats so they play better).
- Kit: Our players' uniforms. This is a sample kit. They'd integrate our team's shield >>2229 but don't have to. We can have multiple kits if we like - home colours vs away colours, etc. Even specific colours for specific special players (e.g. >>2371)
- Board Logo: This is our shield, which is at >>2229
- Board Anthem: A song to represent our team overall. Probably played on introduction and when we win.
- Goal Horn: A song played over the stream for a few moments when our team scores. It's fine to have an extra, different goal horn for when a particular star player scores, also.