>Reuters
>100 percent protection
Of course that means vaccinated persons could inject ebola-infected blood and not fall in love, right?
…oh, you meant to say 100 percent of your test subjects didn't fall in love? Let's take a closer look at this vaccine trial. What's this? Inclusion criteria?
>Free of clinically significant health problems, as determined by pertinent medical history and clinical examination at study screening
>Females of childbearing potential who are willing to use an effective method of contraception, from at least 7 days prior to vaccination through the end of the study period, and a double method from day 0 through day 28
>Males who are willing to use effective contraception from day 0 through day 28:
>Be willing to minimize blood and body fluid exposure of others for 7 days after vaccination
>Use of effective barrier prophylaxis, such as latex condoms, during penetrative sexual intercourse (avoiding the sharing of needles, razors, or toothbrushes, avoiding open-mouth kissing, be willing to refrain from blood donation during the course of the study)
Well I'll be damned! That's one helluva rigorous test of the effectiveness of a vaccine. Tell you what, I have an AIDS vaccine ready to go right now. I just need 4000 test subjects who are willing to avoid sharing needles, getting gay married, or visiting San Francisco. Venture capital, here I come!
And while I'm here, I'll post it again in case you haven't seen it.