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Ebola-con Ebolite 10/24/15 (Sat) 19:04:45 No.27616

A convention to raise awareness about Ebola-chan. There may not necessarily be a lot of us, but if we host a convention people will show up.

>Location

Someplace cheap to travel to by airplane from most places in the West. Preferably in Africa, but that may make it difficult for people to show up on a whim. If it's in Africa, the host government should be told that holding this convention will appease Her. Whether it actually does so or not, is up to Her.

>Fundraising

Donations and cottage industry. Ebolites could produce small handcrafts or baked goods to raise money for the convention. It's either that or pray that we have rich people posting on this site.

>Activities

Build an effigy, cover it in blood, and burn it.

Then it's eat, drink, and be merry.

Ebolite 10/24/15 (Sat) 20:37:26 No.27619

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>>27616

Sounds like you're gonna be jerking each other off in the basement of a Popeyes

Ebolite 10/24/15 (Sat) 21:23:51 No.27621

>>27616

i dont think there is a single place that is cheap to fly to, unless you want a 50/50 chance of the plane falling apart while its in the air. even then the definition of "cheap" is $200 or more each way.

Ebolite 10/24/15 (Sat) 21:42:20 No.27622

>>27619

You would know about that, wouldn't you?

Ebolite 10/24/15 (Sat) 21:51:26 No.27623

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>>27622

No, we jerk each other off in more high quality places, like Five Guys.

Ebolite 10/25/15 (Sun) 15:30:56 No.27626

>>27616

I don't think there too many of us left to sustain such plan.

Ebolite 10/25/15 (Sun) 22:42:25 No.27633

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>>27626

Well, yes and no, we're actually bigger than we think if you know what i mean, amiright

But here's where the problem lye's, 1. We are all scattered across the world and plane ticket(s) are pretty expensive.

2. We need to establish a place as a "Home base" or build a church.

Then make this known and common knowledge so everyone will be familiar will this place and feel like its not a creepy serial killers house of death(we are a deathcult after all)

Part 2 is going to be the only tough thing, Its not hard to build, its hard to get people to come and see what you built now-a days cause of the way travel has changed.

>>27619

>>27623

And you just smell of sweat and shame, go wash under your cowtits.

Ebolite 10/25/15 (Sun) 23:32:13 No.27634

>>27633

>And you just smell of sweat and shame, go wash under your cowtits.

honestly, that sounds pretty hot

Ebolite 10/26/15 (Mon) 10:50:18 No.27638

>>27633

Would enough of us be willing to pay for plane tickets to somewhere for the worship of our goddess? That would require quite some thought.

I think we should at least make a push for public shrines like that one in >>26518 . We might have to wait a few months for spring for those of us who live in colder places.

Ebolite 10/27/15 (Tue) 08:15:42 No.27645

>>27633

>and plane ticket(s) are pretty expensive.

Maybe we should ask /bane/-niisan to help with his mememagicks on that?

They will certainly will find a way to make the prices dive…

Ebolite 10/28/15 (Wed) 22:55:45 No.27658

>>27633

If we want to establish a temple, why not around Death Valley? California is pretty liberal with what they're willing to consider a religion, and it's thematically appropriate.

Ebolite 10/30/15 (Fri) 05:41:02 No.27668

>>27658

I second this motion.

Ebolite 10/30/15 (Fri) 18:47:44 No.27673

>>27658

i'd say around the Dead Sea area but its pretty tough keeping the sand ninjas at bay.