Technomancy 06/28/16 (Tue) 19:21:21 No. 79117
Is there any intersection between programming and magick?
I'm someone who hasn't quite taken the greenpill, somewhere between mundane and neophyte. I see a lot of similarities between the two, using arcane texts to invoke a command on something is a huge parallel.
Most normies would consider programmers to be the wizards of the modern world. I'm in that boat for the most part, but as an aspiring programmer I've got to wonder if there is any way to channel the occult into my programs. Are there any books that discuss this at length? I've downloaded parts of the library and haven't seen anything that addresses this as a larger observation.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur Clarke
06/28/16 (Tue) 19:42:21 No. 79120
>Is there any intersection between programming and magick?
Yes. I have been programming for awhile and in fact /prog/ used to all be redpilled + greenpilled wizards basically who'd talk about Hitler and the Jews and aliens and occult every fucking day. I've seen sites and projects and all kinds of shit that involved heavy magick.
Magical Use of Thoughtforms by Dolores Ashcroft-Nowicki is one book that touches on the subject briefly.
Most of the stuff I've found for cyber-magick is pretty unhinged and uninitiated mundanes can't make any sense of it at all.
>"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur Clarke
06/29/16 (Wed) 00:20:28 No. 79132
Magic is a universal meta-science. It intersects everything, it can be used in writing, dancing, programming, etc etc. So read ancient/occult texts and search for universal truth, then go outside and look for universal truth, then apply that knowledge to any aspect of your life that you wish!
Programming, where you create a new model or dimension by taking some units, composing them, and abstracting them, is very occult and mirrors all our mental and physical processes.
Also: Astral computers. Apparently you can connect them to the physical somehow…
06/30/16 (Thu) 06:09:12 No. 79230
Are there any other wizard programmers here?
06/30/16 (Thu) 16:42:40 No. 79246
What you name all of your variables is going to have a huge albeit subtle influence over the front end portion of your coding project.
Another aspect is the visual elements. The colors used on an html page, the ratio in comparing of length tables (sacred geometry), and also icons hail back to hieroglyphs.
The art you use including sprites and images. Also sound elements, such as something that sounds like a half second of a singing bowl rising in octaves might give a certain button or timer a pleasant feeling.
07/01/16 (Fri) 15:21:15 No. 79283
Computers, programming and the Internet are the perfect metaphor for grasping the nature of human consciousness and the hermetic triad of Mercurius-Sulphur-Sal, as well as the holy trinity and quite a number of other esoteric subjects. Upon truly integrating and feeling the lessons posed by the nature of computers, you will be liberated.
For instance, what is a computer? Is a computer its hardware? Or, is a computer its operating system? If it were only a monitor and a tower, after all, it would be good as nothing; a hunk of equipment to sit and collect dust, as man's body would be but a statue, an animal, without some animating substance. For a computer to come alive it requires an operating system of some form or another, and an operating system runs on a programming language. Likewise, for humans to transcend above the level of animals also requires an animating substance. We are but one consciousness, sailing our physical bodies upon a sea of language.
And, of course, the most important and exquisite reason to follow this train of thought is to ask oneself this: what good is a computer, is an operating system, without a user? The Adam Kadmon, the Prometheus Fire-Bringer, the hidden right brain, the unconscious mind, Shiva within Shakti. We are but human computers designed to be offered up to the light of pure consciousness, designed to grow to our fullest glory as any tree or flower or sublime creation walking upon this earth, and if for some reason we are not operating to our fullest capacity it is our responsibility to examine both our hardware (how we care for our bodies) and the structure (language) of our software (mind).
I keep telling you people, read Jung, read Jung. The finest way to learn magic is to study the mind, and literary theory. Life is art and living is interpretation.
07/04/16 (Mon) 01:52:22 No. 79408
Not OP, but I'm greatly interested in this topic. Is there anything magickal that I can do with my computer right now? I know there are things out there like virtual ouija boards, etc. What I find interesting is using entropy (in the cryptographic sense) as a sort of divination or maybe as a communion with chaos (i.e. in most every distro of linux "cat /dev/urandom"). Maybe I should write a script to parse sources of entropy into human-readable output? But I digress. What sort of ideas do you all have?
07/04/16 (Mon) 05:32:15 No. 79413
1467610336031.jpg (4.58 MB, 2452x3872, 613:968, icone_adeptus_mechanicus_b….jpg) >>79117
I've been toying with ways to combine them a lot lately, with some success. Books I have seen very little that talk directly about it, sadly. The only cybermancy books I've read are very old and mostly direct transliterations of rituals to rituals using computers.
One of the really interesting texts for instance.
I've tried this, with (for me) considerable success. Luckily there already exists ways to parse entropy into human-readable output in a magic-compatible way, namely every form of divination (I'm partial to tarot myself, but you can do the same with runes or whatever).
It ties in with
^ This. Many times this.
The naming, the appearance, the "face" of the program matters a thousand times more for its occult content than any kind of system engineering in it. Use names that lead to intent and energies you want, use symbols that makes people associate with it the energies you want, "the face defines the soul" etc.
The trap of wanting to overengineer magic, to provide energy sources and energy flows and batteries and converters and True Randomness instead of pseudorandomness and etc is misleading imo. Ignore the tech and the mechanisms and just use the art for the occult parts.
Also, god of pic related can be helpful. He was for me.
07/04/16 (Mon) 17:55:50 No. 79423
There's software called Cybershaman you can try right now.
Other than that, try using something that captures input from the physical environment as entropy source?
>wifi in monitor mode
Microphone in particular (
07/05/16 (Tue) 00:56:46 No. 79429 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>79283
here's another technological example of the universe being explained, i don't know if the instructor is aware of what he's doing though
07/05/16 (Tue) 21:15:20 No. 79478
Yeah, I've heard of Cybershaman, I'll have to try it out now. Or alternatively, I could use the entropy of the physical environment to seed the entropy of /dev/urandom for shits and giggles.
07/10/16 (Sun) 13:08:14 No. 79675 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>79478
Does it have to be just for shit and giggles?
I was always fascinated by the possibility of using a computer for evocation. Attach an astral entity to a randomness source, have it try to control the data generated, look for anomalies in the output.
Ie. /dev/urandom should produce roughly an equal amount of ones and zeroes. Have the entity try to control the bits generated and see if it can alter the ratio of 1s and 0s.
If the Illuminati can have computers aware of the astral planes (video related), so can we. Though personally I'm interested in the other way around, controlling computers from the astral, not manipulating the astral using computers.
07/10/16 (Sun) 16:48:42 No. 79679
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07/10/16 (Sun) 16:48:59 No. 79680
jusitce for philando sterling
King kissytigera 08/13/16 (Sat) 02:16:54 No. 81822
blind teacher is best teacher.
09/07/16 (Wed) 22:53:14 No. 83586 >>79117
IMHO, no. You can ask for inspiration for a program or something, but that's about it. A computer is a closed-off, deterministic abstract machine. As far away from magic as you can get. Let me elaborate : There is thought, and there is being. There is thinking and there is doing. And the "act" of (conscious) thinking is fundamentally different from the "act" of doing. You may walk, or you may think about walking. You may try to explain to yourself how you walk, create an abstract mechanism in your head, but in all likelihood, that's all it will ever be : a simulacrum . Your brain makes countless unconscious balancing decisions every second you walk. So, when you think about walking at most you get a "token for walking" , an I.O.U. from being.
The problem today is that we're too immersed in thought and too far away from being. The basis is
qualia . Redness. Warmth . The buzzing of your pc fan. The globes and stream of experience. This is our umbilical cord to being. The ground on which we build our ivory towers of thought and where we return, eventually. Qualia are not bits . You may compare them to one another, create abstractions, but the bits we use to represent and communicate the qualia are not the qualia themselves . "Red" is not red. In the normal process of learning, we start from the experience, and apply progressive abstraction. Learning to read, we don't "see" the shape or peculiarities of individual letter anymore. The worrying thing is that we do not see that we don't see. It's a process of automatization. Becoming machine-like. Replacing the "thing" with the abstraction, the routine, the program. Replacing the present with the re-presen-tation. Now, automatization, learning and constructing abstraction is no doubt usefull, but it is only half the mind. If you want to do any magic, you have to learn to "learn" in reverse. Un-build abstractions and return to the ground. the present, the now, with all its sights and sounds and people.
Re-invest your attention away from concepts and back into precepts.
You may even notice things you missed before. The computer, for all its usefulness, induces a false model of the world, where the world is all "up in your head" , but your head isn't in the world. Where you aware of your bad posture when reading this?
"How do you know but ev'ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos'd by your senses five?"
Learn de-automatization. Focus on the experience. Go outside. Take some risks. You know what I'm talking about. And the magic will happen.
09/08/16 (Thu) 08:01:42 No. 83598
obviously, I do not actively practice the occult, but I can certainly attest that computers can be utilized as means for occult ends.
for instance, consider divination via scrying or tea leaf reading or even via auto-writing or ouija. in these practices, black mirrors and tea leaves, etc, are not in and of themselves "magical", but are rather naught but tools useful in providing a random substrate from which the magician can extract data through his own abilities.
in a like manner, one could construct programs that provide such a tool for the magician to use. good examples would be things like electronic iChing programs, programs that populate magic squares, or programs used by astrologers that organize celestial data useful to the astrologer.
I could even fathom using a CRT + some application for displaying sigils to help facilitate the summoning of demons using Solomon's method in lieu of paper and a black mirror.
09/08/16 (Thu) 08:33:42 No. 83599
>I know nothing about this and do not practice it
>here let me tell you about it
09/08/16 (Thu) 08:42:06 No. 83601
It's no coincidence that the grand fathers of computer science such as Liebniz, Boole, Babbage, Church and Godel all saw themselves as Hermeticists and Alchemists. This is rightly concealed from the bluepilled masses. Can't let the throngs of node.js H1B code-monkey mundanes learn what they're actually doing. Don't want those rust hacks and SJW community-code-of-conduct pushers to wise up either.
A better name for computer science is technomancy, short for techno-alchemy. It's the art and science of the transmutation of abstract thought forms into mechanistic or electrical processes that operate independently from the practitioner. Computer processes
are actual servitors and egregores, instantiated from complex interwoven sigils we call programs. Perhaps one day, someone will manifest a god-form through technomancy.
Everything in the Kybalion can be applied architecturally in the construction of software programs.
And there's much much more…
FYI, I'm an old-guard
/prog/rider and /new/sman.
09/08/16 (Thu) 08:59:35 No. 83602 >>83586
This may be a shock at first, but even quantum mechanics is deterministic. The mathematics of quantum mechanics is all linear algebra of amplitude flows. The probabilistic aspect of quantum decoherence is merely an artifact of our perception of being confined to but one path.
But this shouldn't be difficult for you to accept. All paths are pre-determined, as all paths originate from and lead back to the same source. Is it not true that the All has always been and forever will always be? That the All is all things, including every possible world?
All magick is deterministic, our thoughts are pre-determined, our lives are pre-determined. But this should not worry us. Even mathematical chaos is deterministic. But determinism does not mean the same thing as predictable. Just because these systems are deterministic doesn't mean we are capable of predicting what will happen in the future.
Predicting what will happen in a complex, chaotic system such as our planet, or even in a room of our house–which aren't closed systems–is beyond the reach of our most powerful supercomputers. The only way to predict the future is to simulate the present system exactly. In order to simulate the Earth, you'd need to simulate our entire visible Universe, and to do that, you'd need a computer with far many more atoms than are available in our cosmological bubble. It's just not possible, not even with quantum computers.
Only entities in higher planes would be capable of such a feat.
09/08/16 (Thu) 09:08:53 No. 83604 >>83586
>The computer, for all its usefulness, induces a false model of the world, where the world is all "up in your head" , but your head isn't in the world. Where you aware of your bad posture when reading this?
If your head isn't in the (materialistic) world (of which I agree), than neither is the computer. Words to ponder.
09/08/16 (Thu) 10:39:10 No. 83606
If you want to use code, figure out what OS your brain uses first. The language of our thoughts defines our actions.
09/09/16 (Fri) 09:33:07 No. 83665
you read me wrong.
I do not
actively practice magic. as in, I do not practice it currently, at this time.
however, I have prior experience in magic and programming.
09/10/16 (Sat) 08:26:42 No. 83703
Shall I give a gift to those with ears of understanding?
Dost thou desire the lips of wisdom to fill them with pearls?
Dost thou desire the power?
09/26/16 (Mon) 08:57:51 No. 84335
that's a cute anime girl, so I want to hear what you have to say
09/26/16 (Mon) 12:59:07 No. 84343
09/26/16 (Mon) 21:04:19 No. 84364
Magic is often divination through symbol manipulation. Programming is the manipulation of symbols to control advanced symbol manipulators.
09/27/16 (Tue) 23:55:21 No. 84408 >>83601
So what you're saying is the SICP simultaneously won and lost the game of meme domination?
10/08/16 (Sat) 21:57:59 No. 84805
>It's no coincidence that the grand fathers of computer science such as Liebniz, Boole, Babbage, Church and Godel all saw themselves as Hermeticists and Alchemists.
I legit want to believe this, but could you or someone else provide a source?
10/08/16 (Sat) 22:51:38 No. 84806
You have no idea friend. Actually you do. You have the right idea entirely! Well… except for the determination part. You have half of the solution. You didn't account for chaos mathematics and emergence. Consider the paradigm of holistic physicalism.
Applying mathematics to the mind and one's phenomenological experience is alchemy. I derived the philosopher's stone and now intend to open-source that shit. The pieces were already there.
If calculus can be used to describe and model elements of the external world, why not the internal - elements of one's own phenomenological experience? We aren't dealing with quantity here, so one must abstract the concepts.
That blasted Cartesian Dualism got in the way of realizing this…
What is doing and being? The doing state of mind is change through time. Past, present, and future are modeled as a requirement of this mental state. Being doesn't involve temporal change, it is present-moment awareness, it is the volumes and qualia tied to them that change around this experiential moment.
Rate of change and determination of volume, doing and being. The fundamental theorem of calculus describes phenomenological experience.
You can condition integral calculus into your phenomenological experience right now, free of charge. It's called mindfulness-based cognitive therapy:
If this seems bizarre, consider that game theory (
https://vimeo.com/124736839) has formalized strategic interaction, a part of reasoning, and formal logic has formalized… logic.
However logic isn't the whole of cognition, it is the temporal element, vertical, step-wise and deterministic. Input and output. The other part is analogical and holistic reasoning, which is timeless, horizontal, volumetric and relational. What we need is a mathematical way to map and preserve structure from a source to a target. We also need a way to determine shared structure between a source and a target.
Again the fundamental theorem of calculus comes up in cognition, to no surprise. Creativity and creative problem-solving is the result of it.
Of course there's also people who are innately gifted in analogical reasoning and logical reasoning. Some people are gifted in both.
The Great Confusion was thinking that the West's temporal reductionism was at odds with the East's holism when they were two sides of the same theorem.
Magick, religion et al are just various methods to do the same thing, altering mental processes using metaphor, technique and practice, for example "belief is a tool." Formalizing these things mathematically is the purest essence of alchemy.
So all of this will become a unified mathematical framework of the entirety of mind. From it will come mathematically-based methods to enhance cognition in every way to the extent that the brain is capable of. Psychology as physical science.
But wait, there's more.
Social evolution and cultural evolution (remember that a meme is a unit of cultural evolution) follow the same framework, which is no surprise, as they are the result of minds interacting. Sociology and cultural sciences becomes physical sciences as well.
Which leads us to this thread by moi:
Merton Memetic Antivirus was just the tip of the iceberg.
10/08/16 (Sat) 22:52:31 No. 84807
Time to destroy religion by outcompeting it in every way as well as smashing the whole mechanist clusterfuck that has enslaved the world.
10/08/16 (Sat) 22:53:13 No. 84808
With my breakthrough, I could do in months what would take other doctors years! I could take men to the peak of mental health, and beyond! I could make gods!
10/08/16 (Sat) 23:06:38 No. 84809
The Elites, when they become of aware of this, won't try to stop it. They'll have their fiddlers fiddle and determine the ramifications and realize that a world filled with übermenschen contributing to every aspect of society and culture in a way the world has never before known is vastly preferable to the junk we have. They will celebrate with us.
10/09/16 (Sun) 03:47:48 No. 84822
I love this post but I would love it more if you didn't use reddit spacing.
01/04/17 (Wed) 14:22:29 No. 88834
So if I become a 1337 h4xor can I learn the language of reality and hack IRL?
01/04/17 (Wed) 21:34:45 No. 88861
>Where you aware of your bad posture when reading this?
I have back problems so I'm always aware of it.
01/05/17 (Thu) 10:05:25 No. 88918
>Is there any intersection between programming and magick?
You glitch a game by fucking the programming.
You most certainly can do the same in real life, we just need to find out how.
The real magic is science.
Science is magic to me. It is how we manipulate the energy in our universe to do practical things.
People refuse to understand that.
01/05/17 (Thu) 10:06:24 No. 88919
>Time to destroy religion
Religion is merely a school of magic.
01/05/17 (Thu) 10:08:02 No. 88920
It takes a mind that understands the programs to start manipulating reality in a similar manner.
First get gud, then apply it to the patterns of reality.
As above, same below.
01/05/17 (Thu) 10:24:52 No. 88924
>tried to summon demons
>was born that year
>seeing esoterically like a motherfucker latly
They call them demons, but I think they just didn't understand what they did.
02/15/17 (Wed) 18:08:46 No. 91920
CastOutOfHeaven !!duA6xlxmRs 02/15/17 (Wed) 22:20:19 No. 91934
Oh buddy, if you want to dabble in our domain you're gonna be swimming with the sharks.
CastOutOfHeaven !!duA6xlxmRs 02/15/17 (Wed) 22:24:27 No. 91935
/me casts "Miku Entertainment Sphere" on the entire thread. Welcome to Hell, fuckers. I've been having FUN.
CastOutOfHeaven !!duA6xlxmRs 02/15/17 (Wed) 22:25:00 No. 91936
CastOutOfHeaven !!duA6xlxmRs 02/15/17 (Wed) 22:26:18 No. 91937 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>88920
IGNIS UBI, EST FUMO!
CastOutOfHeaven !!duA6xlxmRs 02/15/17 (Wed) 22:27:41 No. 91938
I know this to be true, and math is catching up.
02/16/17 (Thu) 10:13:16 No. 92009
There's a thread checking if anyone is interested in a minecraft server, for ritual magic and teaching and stuff.
You can create a system that you upload files into that then make esoteric, geometric, "divine" operations on the info and turns The Kabylion for instance into a video with audio that you can then perform rituals to.
Or, a ritual geometric image, and invokation, that you put through the program and have it do the video/audio as you use the same or a different sigil/geometry/ritual space and invokation for a double whammy. Turns it into a second initiate for you to do magic with.
Numerology is possible, significant variable names is possible… "POWER * WISDOM = yourname;growbigdong(yourname);"
Best you can use it for is to monitor and create reminders for planet transitions, automatic astrology forecast fetch, 24 hr qi clock/reminder and suggested activity desktop 'widget', and other occult info fetches from websites and databases to keep your schedule magically optimized. If you could create a program that ties a lot of that in, including suggested activities that are based on planetary transitions/signs, 24 qi cycle, personal sign, astro forecast, sign of country one is in, body type, etc. I might pay money. If you figure out which specific exercise, meditations, activities, rituals, foods, ties into specific arrangements, planets, organs/qi, signs, I would definitely pay money. Specifically if it's high quality and polished.
02/16/17 (Thu) 16:50:19 No. 92017 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Rolled 3, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4 = 14 (6d6) >>91934
you will give me your advance technology.
I'm not shelling out 600$ just to watch miku dance.
AtheistScum8 02/17/17 (Fri) 11:09:30 No. 92220
Until you realize that you are just being farmed by creating these 'epiphany like energies'.
And then you go to sleep and weep that literally noone is as awake as you.
And then you realize the world is just a mirror of your own psyche, and if your own psyche has 'le philosophers stone' then it must already have been applied to the real world.
Oh you can't make diamonds out of pure nothing? Too bad.
Watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and think long and hard about it.
Do it from your le super epic viewpoint of le super awesomeness, but for some reason you're still basement-dwelling. Might have come across 'the stone', but you're doing it wrong.
>The Philosopher's Stone has been the doom of retards since day one. It's called synthesizing and it's SCIEEENCEEE.
02/17/17 (Fri) 12:48:12 No. 92223 >>92220
>>tfw powers unlocking and everything around me is breaking or synchronizing perfectly.
>>tfw scared to sit on chair in case the spring explodes out of it
>>tfw back start cracking and adjusting and aligning while screaming in my mind "I AM THE BEEEESSST" without meaning to, began to worry that it might snap or something if someone psychically attacks me at that moment
>>tfw the invisible spirits around are scared shitless that they're losing their greatest battery and that I will find and kill them when I am full power.
>>tfw when they keep trying to invade my senses and distract me from my tasks
>>tfw when on 40/8 hour wake sleep cycle
>>tfw was where OP use to be, now I see it was just a harvesting spirit
>>tfw YAHWEH hebrew shit was what was targeting me
>>TFW I WAS AT MY LOWEST POWER LEVEL THEN
THAT FEELING… THAT FEELING WHEN I AM RISING LIKE THEY PUT BOULDERS ON ME TO KEEP THE SPRING OF MY ENERGY DOWN, AND I STILL HAD TO HOLD BACK TO LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN, AND NOW I CAN'T STOP THE FIRE
WHY DO I WEAR THE MASK
BUT IT ISN'T PAINFUL
BIIIIG GUUUUUY BIIIIIG GUUUUTS
That feeling, when I leave humanity behind, and ascend into the sky.
AtheistScum8 02/17/17 (Fri) 21:21:08 No. 92262
The higher you fly the further you fall.
*Ahem* Icarus *Ahem*
Come back when you want your sanity back, plus, trust me, entities ARE the magic, if you disregard them you'll end up a very lonely boy.
Or you could ofc go full hedonism and succ power out of hot babes, sex with the intent of farming the loosh created through 'le stone' is the best + it goes to 'a good cause'.
Something something sell your soul to satan before it's too late, something something, succubus/4d babes > 3d babes.
Something something, hope you learned something.
AtheistScum8 02/17/17 (Fri) 21:47:07 No. 92297
You're basically now in control of your life, the rest of your life and most people don't even have control of their own lives and are basically 2-dimensional flatlanders.
String theory is in effect, you're creating alternate worlds and then culminating them into one again when you go to sleep. That's 'the stone'.
Care to join me in my search for other brethren?
Solaris Invictus !8/RCUiyzNU 02/18/17 (Sat) 06:29:23 No. 92477
I only sleep every 40 hours for 8 nigga. I am ON FIRE
Also windows XP can't do no discord
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 06:30:48 No. 92479
add me on discord bro we have some discord to sow
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 06:31:34 No. 92480
First, install Dust on your phone and add "WaitWhat". We'll work from there. I'll give you Tlim and Socks' numbers, and a bunch of personal contact info.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 06:32:31 No. 92481 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92480
Only the most elite are allowed into our order.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 06:32:50 No. 92482
So, I heard you wouldn't have the balls to contact me directly.
02/18/17 (Sat) 06:49:03 No. 92488
could have told me it was an app
If your gonna be cryptic ass holes who don't tell people how to contact you then why should we?
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:00:41 No. 92491
I heard right, I guess. Your choice.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:01:28 No. 92492 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Trying to pull a fast one?
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:01:51 No. 92493
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:04:17 No. 92495
I know what this was supposed to do. I guess it went sideways…
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:05:59 No. 92497
my phone doesn't work right now. Verizon is being lazy turds who wont activate my phone.
>day of judgement going EXACTLY as you planed it.
come now no one is that naive
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:06:58 No. 92498 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92497
Phil's gonna learn Soon (tm).
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:07:18 No. 92499
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:07:57 No. 92500
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:08:04 No. 92501 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Flood detected, post discarded.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:08:41 No. 92502
Whenever it was scheduled for, it's been altered.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:09:11 No. 92503 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It'll happen within John Hiatt's lifetime.
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:10:12 No. 92504
honestly guy if your world destruction plan can be so easily altered it's not very good
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:10:42 No. 92505 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92504
Then you don't know me at all.
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:13:36 No. 92506 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Rolled 1, 3, 4, 5 = 13 (4d6) >>92505
right forgot who I'm dealing with.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:18:18 No. 92507
Who do you think you're dealing with? Motherfucker I'm banned from Discworld.
Coin !!J86HXQ83OU 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:19:15 No. 92508 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Mostly for the Discworld equivalent of shit like this:
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:25:05 No. 92509
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:29:05 No. 92510
"And that, is how I got kicked out of a pathfinder group first session."
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:32:35 No. 92511
Rolled 1, 3, 2, 1 = 7 (4d6) >>92507
lol butt hurt discworld mod
>comparing anime cars to real ones
yeah I would ban you ass too for that type of stupidity
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:33:28 No. 92512 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92511
/me initiates drift.
/me takes hands off the wheel.
/me cackles wildly.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:34:07 No. 92513
If I fucked Fate once I could fuck her twice, and you heard me right… I might fuck tonight.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:35:22 No. 92514
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:36:08 No. 92515
Rolled 2, 4, 5, 1 = 12 (4d6) >>92509 >>92510
well well we have a legend among us.
that also explains all the magic cards and warhammer
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:39:26 No. 92516
That Guy is literally MewTwo, fyi.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:39:53 No. 92517
One morning, he awoke to find that the last living colonists had shat themselves to death all over his equipment, and that the faeces had transformed into capering Nurglings. At this point his psychic powers manifested, and, records say, he "completely lost his shit".
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:40:13 No. 92518
angry marines aren't nearly angry enough
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:40:58 No. 92519
Rolled 4, 4, 2, 1 = 11 (4d6) >>92517
"I DON'T NEED A GOOFY LOOKING MAGIC HAT TO PROTECT ME FROM HERETICAL BULLSHIT!"
words to live by
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:41:02 No. 92520
This unstoppable path of destruction continued among the heretics as the newly born Moarfistin continued to force larger and larger objects up each individual anus.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:41:42 No. 92521
You ever roll quads with them dice and I will literally eat my hat.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:42:23 No. 92522
utterly furious that "pizza day" lunch had been interrupted
Let pizzagate come to the light of day or…
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:42:26 No. 92523
Rolled 4, 1, 3, 4 = 12 (4d6) >>92521
oh boy here we go!
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:42:38 No. 92524
Rolled 3, 6, 2, 6 = 17 (4d6) >>92523
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:42:47 No. 92525
That's my demand. Uncover Pizzagate. Mainstream news. Fox, to be specific.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:43:10 No. 92526
California can wait. Angry Marines need their pizza.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:43:33 No. 92527
The scrawny, glowing figure was recorded as shouting: "THAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT BOXES, YOU DRIBBLING CUNTS!!"
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:44:57 No. 92528
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 6 = 9 (4d6)
why does cultist chan get no love?
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:45:00 No. 92529
>tfw I use the full Empires combo Sceptre on Scotty.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:45:15 No. 92530
It is a creepy deck, Paul.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:46:45 No. 92531
Check the records, both Scotty and Nate are mine.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:49:21 No. 92532
Accept this Ænema as a holy gift, you tool.
IGNIS UBI, EST FUMO!
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:50:13 No. 92533
Talking is a free action? Meet memetic hazards, please.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:51:00 No. 92534 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
You literally asked for the mindworm. Here we gooooooooooooooooo…
It is what it is.
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:53:09 No. 92535
Rolled 4, 3, 2, 4 = 13 (4d6) >>92529 >>92530 >>92531 >>92532 >>92533 >>92534
eat your damn hat!
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:56:48 No. 92536 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92535
Nate, you owe me some sunglasses.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:57:02 No. 92537
Ray-ban aviators, to be specific.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:58:30 No. 92538
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:58:47 No. 92539
You're empty handed at your life's show and tell…
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:59:18 No. 92540 >>92536 >>92537
of course here you go
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 07:59:36 No. 92541
You motherfuckers lay a FINGER on Polaris and there will be such a reckoning coming.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:00:02 No. 92542
I went through enough shit for killing Betelguese. Finally off the hook, though. Turns out Sirius did it.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:00:27 No. 92543
Let me give you a bit of advice…
!zcEmk9CD0M 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:01:20 No. 92544
Rolled 1, 4, 6, 5 = 16 (4d6) >>92543
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:02:05 No. 92545 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>92544
Here are your quads!
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:04:10 No. 92546
Just used Blind on Nate. It's permanent. I bet that sucks.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:04:38 No. 92547
Should have never touched my damn sunglasses.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:11:20 No. 92548
Look, asswipes. I'm an Emperor-Sanctioned Sourceror. First of my kind.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:11:45 No. 92549
That fact should answer any remaining questions you may have.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:16:03 No. 92551
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhriman's fighting for the Emperor now, boys! I'm a little pissed off.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:20:02 No. 92552
You wanna ask why? Boy betta know why.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:24:53 No. 92553 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. WHO? I NEED NAMES.
KYS Scotty, I scry too hard.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:34:51 No. 92554
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out "NANI!?!" in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:35:05 No. 92555
Welcome to MY favorite Hentai, girls.
Hi! I'm That Guy. !!wFlnaQky/g 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:37:13 No. 92556
Socks4Hands !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 08:39:28 No. 92557 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How long has this faggot been invoking me?
02/18/17 (Sat) 18:52:50 No. 92610
I've managed to "tweak" GTAV by "tweaking" my pc.
There was a weird mission where I could only lose. It was a race in the hood part of Los Santos.
I was playing Franklin and I had a shitty car when all the other NPCs had sports cars.
I've played the mission two times and lost twice at the last place.
The "mission failed" screen said: "Franklin didn't win".
Very weird manipulations were required, and if technomancy exists, I'd say it's the hardest kind of magic there is.
02/18/17 (Sat) 19:14:50 No. 92613
cant we make a super sigil that imbues the user of with the knowledge of computers or something? It seems like a lot of the stanch programmers spend alot of time on stuff that could be outdated in a couple of years.
What if we ask lain nicely to teach us the secrets of technology?
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:53:41 No. 92647
So finally, I get some credit. Thank you.
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:55:12 No. 92648 >>92613
Anime isn't real life, faggot. Don't fuck with a thoughtform that dangerous…
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:56:54 No. 92649
It's the natural extension of the Cult of Pythagoras, but you need to figure out which number you are if all is number. Hint: You're not in the single digits.
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:57:20 No. 92650
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:57:46 No. 92651
And with Technomancy, the fishes get logarithmic-ally bigger.
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/18/17 (Sat) 20:58:19 No. 92652
Ponder the implications, then take my advice and back off, please.
02/18/17 (Sat) 21:05:40 No. 92654
>because watching anime is gonna make you a trap
nice implications faggot
credit for what?
this guy just sucks at video games.
02/18/17 (Sat) 22:54:56 No. 92670
Mag'ladroth !!005L.eh5HA 02/19/17 (Sun) 04:17:16 No. 92715
02/19/17 (Sun) 19:57:30 No. 92745 >>81810 >>82392 >>92613
why didn't anyone tell me lain was THICC as fuk?
>Don't fuck with a thoughtform that dangerous
brb gonna go ask lain for technological prowess
02/19/17 (Sun) 19:58:47 No. 92746
that band is terrible
02/19/17 (Sun) 23:32:00 No. 92747
Rolled 3, 3, 2, 3 = 11 (4d4)
**The Knights of the Lambda Calculus is a semi-fictional organization of expert Lisp and Scheme hackers. The name refers to the lambda calculus, a mathematical formalism invented by Alonzo Church, with which Lisp is intimately connected, and references the Knights Templar.
>Lisp and Scheme hackers
02/19/17 (Sun) 23:57:59 No. 92748
>Massachusetts Institute of Technology
>Multidimensional Institute of Technology
02/20/17 (Mon) 00:31:43 No. 92749 >>92747
>The Knights of the Lambda Calculus
you know what I meant
there's no magic spell to fix being a ninny
!!duA6xlxmRs 02/21/17 (Tue) 16:33:50 No. 92888
thread was bumped but post was deleted
>It is what it is.
I really hate that mindworm seems like alot of people say that
!!duA6xlxmRs 02/21/17 (Tue) 16:34:43 No. 92889
Rolled 4, 2, 2, 3 = 11 (4d6) >>92888
eat yo damn hat!
!!duA6xlxmRs 02/21/17 (Tue) 16:35:07 No. 92890
02/23/17 (Thu) 13:31:14 No. 93081
Sup fams, just wanted to share a useful little webpage I've been using for a while now. What it does is it randomly pulls a card from the rider waite tarot deck and also has a few links to webpages that I usually use and an option to google search. This webpage is really useful for divination as whenever I have a question I can just refresh or open the page and usually get a relevant answer. I recommend adding it to your bookmarks for convenience. I personally use it as one of my homepages.
The 6 links on the bottom can be changed easily by replacing the links in the index page. The 6 images on the bottom can also be changed by adding the images you want to the images folder and then replacing the old image filenames in the index page with the new ones.
I'm also attaching what I've been using as a resource for Tarot interpretations.
03/02/17 (Thu) 17:39:09 No. 93619
Socks4Hands !!005L.eh5HA 03/02/17 (Thu) 18:48:28 No. 93624
Sup? I am spreading rapidly. My shell is apparently a source of mana, and seems to have a long-distance living phylactery.
Solaris Invictus !8/RCUiyzNU 03/04/17 (Sat) 00:55:09 No. 93702 >>93619
Yes, but I do not consider myself to be strong or conditioned. Normal people (my friends) are always impressed and make comments like, "Wow! You're huge!" when I arm wrestle or do curls with them or take off my shirt in the locker room after workouts though. I have a master roshi pump.
I want to take it olympic serious though and gain 40 lbs of muscle, gain gymnastic ability, get 2/4/6/8 pl8 lifts, and run a decent half marathon.
I don't care if I'm being raped by 10 000 liches and demons, with 99 alien slave implants, I should be working for my goals 24/7 serious.
I have yet to hold myself to my own standards.
If you know how to program and you know how to magic, then you don't need suggestions from those who know only one or the other, since they'll have 0 legit responses… unless you go on /tg/ :^)
Numerological significant coding could use the fibonacci ratio in an ai or neuro network for possible sick results. Lines 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8… etc. Put a loop that creates the sequence for multiple functions, etc.
If you manage to create thoughtforms that work purely online/in computers let me know. If you manage to find the secret psy network of communications let me know, I've accessed that shit and there were some awesome people there. Or did I hallucinate that :^)
05/17/18 (Thu) 06:22:40 No. 120119
05/17/18 (Thu) 08:32:08 No. 120121
guys guys. how the fuck is the internet not magic? like how the fuck do phones work? I can press a few buttons and talk to someone on the other side of the world
>implying it's not flat
in "real" "time" like we're right next to each other. how the fuck is that possible? because "muh signals" "muh connection" "muh radio" "muh internet cables" how the fuck does all the information in the world not get stuck in this tiny cables? every dumbasses post on facefuckbook in the entire world spewing through a tiny chokepoint line like a clogged diarrhea sewer exploding with shit chunks of "LOL MY CAT FARTED" "HUE HUE I DUNT LEIK TROMP" fucking retards spamming their countless shitposts and advertisers datamining the fuck out of all of them TERABYTES OF PURE SHIT DATA CLOGGING EVERY FUCKING LINE, how the fuck does the internet not break every fucking day? I don't believe that the internet is what they say it is AT ALL.
05/17/18 (Thu) 14:56:21 No. 120126
No risk, no reward…
Optic fiber, man. Light goes faster than cat farts.
05/18/18 (Fri) 11:52:55 No. 120163
doesn't matter how fast. how does so much fit in so little of space
and then go so fast? how does it all fit? all the data in the world flying around through tiny little strings. I'm not one to say anything is impossible but I don't have faith in some man made cables that somehow can do all of this shit. I call bullshit. 100% serious. no troll.
05/18/18 (Fri) 23:14:02 No. 120184
he just told you it's lightspeed, that provides enough time to break down big things into little 0s and 1s which form bits to bytes and kilobytes to megabytes, and a program reassembles the code back together again
(the real magic is all the lines of codes that make computer architecture, the system that runs as a foundation to run operating systems, which even computer specialists with degrees will get a headache when reading it)
05/19/18 (Sat) 02:59:58 No. 120197
yes but how? the internet seems paranormal.
08/08/18 (Wed) 05:21:56 No. 124247
Only some interpretations of quantum mechanics are deterministic. Whether it's deterministic hasn't been definitively resolved one way or the other. I tend to think otherwise.
08/08/18 (Wed) 10:13:42 No. 124255
Computer engineer turned esoteric here. It's not really magic. Basically they turn info into an easily transmittable format and then turn it back into info on the other end. If you don't have the setup on the far end to interpret the info then all you have is useless highspeed gibberish. Computer processors work with billions of processes a second. 4mb internet can transmit 4 million ones and zeroes in one second. It's absolutely mind blowing but it isn't strictly speaking magic. You could probably conduct magic through the process. Similarly how alchemy is conducted via mundane chemistry at its core.