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 No.1185901

 No.1185915

File: 0e6798c0fb185f7⋯.png (627.07 KB, 758x426, 379:213, ClipboardImage.png)

reading the description for this game didn't seem that awful but watching the trailer for it kind of makes me want to puke a bit

it's probably not even a bad game it's just trying to hard to ape every aspect of adventure time and i never even really super loved adventure time in the first place


 No.1185916

>>1185915

that's blatant


 No.1185919

>>1185915

is this legal


 No.1185921

>>1185918

agreed


 No.1185922

File: 5ec17ea3a96b22f⋯.png (247.03 KB, 307x865, 307:865, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1185924

nows the time to be smug about not being into Kanye at all


 No.1185925

File: 57fd1834f7eb11d⋯.png (8.59 KB, 362x467, 362:467, Nepeta.png)

>Not using the Nepeta one


 No.1185928

>>1185915

isn't adventure time just the aesthetic of those tshirts with smiling ice creams/waffles on them from the mid 00s


 No.1185929

>tfw maths and astronomy tests today and i haven't studied at all

pretty much accepting that i have to resit first year at this point

finally on meds though so thats something


 No.1185930

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

if anyone wants to struggle through the ad


 No.1185931

nightfall was lame


 No.1185933

File: a05b7b800e52b27⋯.png (77.03 KB, 867x574, 867:574, 1524694217325.png)

New meme: making fun of 30 somethings


 No.1185934

File: 03d3a5105fb43cf⋯.png (52.71 KB, 509x569, 509:569, ClipboardImage.png)

here's why it's bad

it's just a flash game from 6 years ago lol


 No.1185935

File: 80e7099a69a1161⋯.png (224.19 KB, 486x555, 162:185, ClipboardImage.png)

the thing being from 2012 makes the whole adventure time thing make more sense


 No.1185936

>>1185933

forced meme


 No.1185938

File: 3712fd9e3a452ac⋯.jpg (134.13 KB, 1080x1091, 1080:1091, 3712fd9e3a452acf8006f2ffc5….jpg)


 No.1185939

>>1185936

every meme is forced


 No.1185940

>>1185936

sounds like we've got a dirty thirty in the thread, lads


 No.1185943

File: 27aeb6c37d7ec6d⋯.png (70.03 KB, 323x360, 323:360, ClipboardImage.png)

tfw you haven't made a good song in 10 years


 No.1185945

File: 7dd0bc4bb9a3160⋯.jpg (358.17 KB, 800x922, 400:461, 1524694171185.jpg)

hhhnnnggg


 No.1185946

File: 0fce299efe76d9f⋯.jpg (32.81 KB, 582x523, 582:523, 0fce299efe76d9f382b2edea36….jpg)


 No.1185947

>>1185945

/r/kappa using faggot


 No.1185948

File: 57994b75aedeee6⋯.jpg (184.12 KB, 2048x1053, 2048:1053, pigsoatsoriginal[1].jpg)


 No.1185949

File: ad03b8aaab628bd⋯.png (49.36 KB, 593x294, 593:294, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1185950

i want Reika to crush my skull with her cold, cold thighs


 No.1185951

File: a51551d78d07cf2⋯.png (53.94 KB, 161x1407, 23:201, ClipboardImage.png)

should i get the few mice they've added

event season is over and i don't have much else to do


 No.1185952

>>1185949

I like seeing the mass exodus on his social media in real time


 No.1185953

knuckle down buckle down and do it do it do it


 No.1185954

File: 84216abd2f44d16⋯.png (576.1 KB, 550x727, 550:727, ClipboardImage.png)

>Being unable to distinguish reality from fiction they would act out the things they read

gee it's a good thing we don't have that kind of problem anymore, do we


 No.1185955

didnt kanye back off from being pro trump during the election


 No.1185956

>>1185954

Were they wrong tho...


 No.1185957


 No.1185958

>>1185957

no one is clicking your virus, fuck off already


 No.1185959

>>1185957

*leans back in chair* yeaaahhh... im gonna have to ask someone else to click that


 No.1185960

>>1185955

i think people are trying to "side to the winner" or something, i see a bunch of people push that narrative that because he became president you gotta goose step with him or get pwned as an epic libtard

like, he's done a lot of bad shit and will continue to do some even more awful shit, but i don't think the answer to that is to suck his dick


 No.1185961

>>1185955

we're not in the election anymore idiot fuck


 No.1185962

>>1185957

clicked


 No.1185963

>>1185961

its almost like.... i was reminiscing past events.....


 No.1185964

File: c3b91efeb47bd1c⋯.png (422.88 KB, 500x518, 250:259, ClipboardImage.png)

Tumblr users on April 25th, 2018: My ancestors are smiling on me Wikipedia. Can you say the same?


 No.1185965

>>1185960

like um yeah!


 No.1185966

File: 630ebe97234adac⋯.png (152.93 KB, 738x547, 738:547, ClipboardImage.png)

do you know what a fan is, because i bet at least half of these people don't like him or skyrim


 No.1185967

who the shit is todd


 No.1185968


 No.1185969

>>1185962

what was it


 No.1185970

>>1185966

but all the gamers love skyrim


 No.1185971

File: 17d15335294c452⋯.png (103.22 KB, 1720x294, 860:147, ClipboardImage.png)

rip


 No.1185972


 No.1185973

you cant rollerskate in a buffalo herd


 No.1185974

FICTION

IS

REALITY


 No.1185975

rough ride on a buffaloman


 No.1185976

File: 4129b579b0afcb2⋯.png (211.39 KB, 968x340, 242:85, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1185977

I am tired


 No.1185978

File: 352795516108d9d⋯.jpg (44.24 KB, 404x566, 202:283, DbqZ22dUQAAx-1C.jpg)


 No.1185979

we lib in a society


 No.1185980

Eeeeeee


 No.1185981

File: 27deb286ec96fbb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 192.26 KB, 335x280, 67:56, ClipboardImage.png)

sponge......


 No.1185982

The thing people fail to realize about the OG venom fuckers is that they are not only attracted to you know, the physical aspects(of which you all are degenerates, me included), of the creature but the fact that since venom’s inception it has been written like a romantic drama soap opera.

Venom is new in town and looking for a squeeze, they’re bright eyed and naive and who attracts them first but little peter parker, an apple pie boy. They fall in love IMMEDIATELY and get real close. Venom is that kind of significant other that patterns tons of behavior off their spouse and it shows. They do the same things, they go everywhere together, they dress the same. Anyways, we know how it goes, these first time relationships tend to fizzle when one person is way more into the other person and it ends up looking one sided. Venom wants to tie the knot and get hitched and peter obviously gets cold feet, leaves the poor thing at the alter quite literally in a church. plus there’s always the jealousy aspect of venom and that it’s catty-er than hell. Anyways peter bounces and venom is -quite- upset and what does it do? Shacks up with an aquantence of his in a jealous rage. There was always some weird funk boiling below the surface with peter and eddie and venom takes advantage of this to form a really toxic rebound relationship. Anyways things get hot and heavy between the two and despite both eddie and venom relying on eachother for the wrong reasons they are quite the power couple. They really bond ( :) )over hating peter/spiderman. Eddie is more attentive than Peter anyway, getting venom gifts of brain fluid and you know the occasional gift of lovely chocolates. Quite the romantic. They have a kid and that kids a shithead, eddie gets sick, venom bails because it cant take the part of the relationship where you gotta put in the work, sleeps around for quite the while and then sets its sights on peters best friend. you cant make this shit up


 No.1185983

File: 06a7f96aaaf0284⋯.png (3.56 MB, 1280x1782, 640:891, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1185984

Gays


 No.1185985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1185986

File: 4f3e3860dc79cc1⋯.png (873.28 KB, 700x1198, 350:599, tumblr_p0qz3mwBWO1wyg4jao2….png)

File: 39afd9d11979b51⋯.png (629.15 KB, 700x1014, 350:507, tumblr_p0qz3mwBWO1wyg4jao1….png)

File: 3f2667d99c9c9dc⋯.png (275.75 KB, 710x595, 142:119, tumblr_oz278aiWK01qhksomo1….png)

File: f51ab86a4225f86⋯.png (647.16 KB, 1280x1589, 1280:1589, tumblr_ovcr6xTr0Z1wsf2t4o1….png)

File: 1f25d827fc2434d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 684x1709, 684:1709, tumblr_ovcwbt0sQ31qhksomo1….png)


 No.1185987

>>1185986

im still getting to know yorshka but she's pretty great

big teeth good and all that

also dark moon knightess is a good waifu


 No.1185988

reminder he got eaten by a blob


 No.1185989

>>1185987

WHAAAATTTS MAKARA THINKING ABOUT?


 No.1185990

File: e04b01d12ba378a⋯.jpg (57.15 KB, 640x500, 32:25, inherited holocaust trauma.jpg)


 No.1185991

File: 7a7277a0a7c4d72⋯.png (409.05 KB, 839x684, 839:684, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1185989

alright piconep just to let you know, that is jimmy james "the damned bro" dambro


 No.1185992

File: efac324ac49836f⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1000x989, 1000:989, 958r52bds4o01.png)


 No.1185993

jim what's your middle name


 No.1185994

>>1185991

...

WHAAAATTS MAKARA THINKING ABOUT?


 No.1185995

File: 475554e7c334bad⋯.jpg (123.68 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Country pedos make do.jpg)

File: 19bc802dbb55cab⋯.jpg (15.09 KB, 227x298, 227:298, rare Jim.jpg)

File: 211d882602b32a7⋯.jpeg (255.94 KB, 943x1256, 943:1256, Damn, bro! That's cold.jpeg)

File: 05c6a2104893bc7⋯.png (723.12 KB, 873x1165, 873:1165, DAMN, BRO.png)

File: 3c12a8a4a84e2df⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, wonk.jpg)


 No.1185996

James "James "Damn, Bro!" Dambro, who groomed a child and had a gay suicide attempt over HSG" Dambro


 No.1185997

>>1185989

thinkin bout dark souls

>>1185992

>It is the civil government’s job to ENFORCE God’s moral law – not to MAKE moral law on its own

why cant we extricate religion from government

please

>>1185993

i shall never say

im honestly surprised i didnt write my whole name out in my note, tbh, but i feel good that you dont know it


 No.1185998

File: ddbe1b886fec897⋯.png (8.69 KB, 197x462, 197:462, Nepeta_3.0.png)

>>1185992

>When even god approves of Nep beating you


 No.1185999

>>1185992

fucking christfags


 No.1186000

James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General


 No.1186001

it's clark


 No.1186002

wait why are we talking about James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?


 No.1186003

File: 423ccb0dd8e0ec3⋯.png (911.05 KB, 958x700, 479:350, tumblr_inline_onek58AcBu1s….png)


 No.1186004

>>1186002

Who is this legendary mam


 No.1186005

oh you mean James Dambro who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?

The very same James Dambro who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?


 No.1186006


 No.1186007

>>1185997

>When the government attempts to usurp authority in the church or the home Christians have the God given right and in most cases the responsibility to exercise civil disobedience against such usurpation

the argument is basically that christians have a responsibility to ignore any law not specifically addressed by the bible


 No.1186008

dumb crossie


 No.1186009

>>1186007

did they miss the part of the bible that explicitly says to follow all of the laws the government has


 No.1186010

>>1186004

his name is James Dambro and he cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General


 No.1186011

>>1186007

once they realize that god's will is for them to actively overthrow secular governments and establishing theocracies, we'll basically have isis

which is basically what those militias in the woods are, with way less drive


 No.1186012

>>1186010

I see now.


 No.1186013

bsb put your name back on!!!


 No.1186014

>>1185997

>why cant we extricate religion from government

they tried it once, it was called the Soviet Union. Didn't work out so well

>>1186009

give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar != do everything the government says no matter what


 No.1186015

>wonk's in the "everyone who makes fun of me is one person" crowd

lol


 No.1186016

>>1186015

to be fair that's bsb's wonk-catchphrase


 No.1186017

leave james isaac dambro alone


 No.1186018

File: 96377734ad73f84⋯.jpg (36.2 KB, 511x509, 511:509, 96377734ad73f8411681bfbb12….jpg)

>>1186014

>they tried it once, it was called the Soviet Union. Didn't work out so well

>>1186015

it's literally bsb's thing

and the three exclamation points were supposed to make it clear i was joking, i dunno why i thought it would do that though


 No.1186019

>>1186009

you should check out the full article, he addresses that quite a bit


 No.1186020

have we explained the broth to him yet


 No.1186021

File: c085ec49dab6948⋯.webm (4.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, drama.webm)

>>1186013

make me bitch


 No.1186022

to be fair im not the only person saying that James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General, once cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General


 No.1186023

>>1186020

Jim came up with the stupid term, let him explain it.


 No.1186024

i will admit that all the named people who go anon are basically one person to me, i cant really tell them apart except by content


 No.1186025

>>1186023

i thought someone used it to refer to me

i dont remember coming up with it

i do think i named cletus though


 No.1186026

File: 7352e4394d26a73⋯.jpg (57.17 KB, 525x700, 3:4, ef541d0e9c8ace185f5fdd6967….jpg)

Imagine Nepeta putting a ball gag in your mouth and going to town on your ass with a strap-on.

Everytime you cry out in pain too loud she punches you in the back of the head.


 No.1186027

View the voter registration of James Clark Dambro (age 23) from Las Vegas, Nevada


 No.1186028

*jacks off to 12 year olds*

*jacks off to tomoko*

*jacks off to traps*

there i think we have all the bases covered

>>1186026

sounds v epic


 No.1186029


 No.1186030

James Dimma Dambro, owner of the D'ambrosio Dimma Dam, bro?


 No.1186031

Jimbro Dimbro


 No.1186032

*jacks off to 12yearold!trap!tomoko*


 No.1186033

File: 666a0432fd7bbd8⋯.png (537.37 KB, 800x560, 10:7, ClipboardImage.png)

jim: epic?


 No.1186034

>>1186033

poptepic, even


 No.1186035

File: 77e7fb049725416⋯.png (189.25 KB, 500x417, 500:417, tumblr_n096qlsetB1r1mfmfo1….png)

Nepeta blushes when you say you love her.

She can't bring herself to say she loves you too and chokes you while grinding your crotch.

What do you do.


 No.1186036

File: 3d1d2e9c3ef9613⋯.png (1.04 MB, 630x965, 126:193, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186037

File: 7ffec77d26d6aee⋯.png (70.41 KB, 540x140, 27:7, ClipboardImage.png)

john karkat will be 8 years old this year


 No.1186038

>>1186032

genuine question i have

are all trapfags pedophiles

like, does it inherently come with the territory

because it seems like it


 No.1186039

>>1186037

john karkat is probably already dead from negligence


 No.1186040

the first suicidal 8 year old


 No.1186041

File: 498df42d5ba4863⋯.png (4.91 KB, 267x269, 267:269, 498df42d5ba4863d147719a75e….png)

>>1186038

do you consider thinking anime girls are cute pedophilia


 No.1186042

>>1186037

Jesus fuck man


 No.1186043

>>1186042

you think that's bad?

did you ever see the bucket spitting video?


 No.1186044

>>1186043

The what


 No.1186046

wait i fucked that up


 No.1186047

File: 42c2f62aeafe056⋯.png (6.17 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5f52f5a6ee7b0d04368b989882….png)

I was going to visit my brother and make some chicken tacos

but I overslept


 No.1186048

>>1186044

new guy...


 No.1186049


 No.1186050

>>1186041

no

but thinking you want to fuck them while they're underage is


 No.1186051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1186044

*laughs*


 No.1186052

im enjoying the trend of imprinting our history on the new guy


 No.1186053

I'm gone for a couple of hours and I come back to a dozen new general threads. Why not just have one thread that is cyclical?


 No.1186054

>>1186053

no, die


 No.1186055

File: ad92df9c17fd9f2⋯.png (8.39 KB, 427x151, 427:151, ClipboardImage.png)

i was wrong i guess

>>1186053

>Why not just have one thread that is cyclical?

DIE

also it happened because 8chan fucked up


 No.1186056

>>1186053

archival purposes


 No.1186057

>>1186053

8ch broke

also cyclical threads are shit


 No.1186058

File: ffeea2159df5dac⋯.png (6.13 KB, 203x248, 203:248, 1524248383698.png)

>>1186051

You guys are the best


 No.1186059

>>1186053

it's tradition


 No.1186060

*in extremely jewish voice*

TRADITION


 No.1186061

cyclical threads just ruin the mouthfeel of the broth


 No.1186062

>>1186058

if it makes you feel any better, everyone in that video loathes themselves because of that event, and like 2 of them killed themselves


 No.1186063

>>1186053

that's not the hsg way


 No.1186064

hey nepposter

http://tindeck.com/listen/cyrr

>>1186062

>like 2 of them killed themselves

you what


 No.1186065

File: c1cb9157553bed2⋯.jpg (208.26 KB, 908x1200, 227:300, DdeWjZ8.jpg)


 No.1186066

>>1186050

they're not real


 No.1186067

>>1186053

if you have cyclical threads you can't do this

https://8ch.net/search.php?search=manko&board=homosuck


 No.1186068

File: 2f5c536732cc88e⋯.jpg (43.71 KB, 500x680, 25:34, 180099eb6488ce5fc6ea550d97….jpg)

File: 6ab01b9f52bd316⋯.png (508.95 KB, 900x675, 4:3, Step-13-Version-2.png)

File: b9f516f6bf65659⋯.png (399.37 KB, 676x676, 1:1, 1524630475949.png)

File: 6e645d4cae85b4d⋯.jpg (51.37 KB, 866x577, 866:577, wise.JPG)


 No.1186069

File: 7173807afda1d70⋯.jpg (12.08 KB, 250x249, 250:249, 1524186369953.jpg)

>>1186064

OOF

ITS BAD IN A GOOD WAY


 No.1186070

in my first semester of college (like october 2012) a guy came up to me to ask me about my space hoodie, because the hurricen had the servers off

i spent the entire break i had until my next class telling him about Homestuck Fandom Secrets like Tavros' origins and some hsg stuff


 No.1186071

>>1186070

what about tavros' origin


 No.1186072

that guy's name?

Cohen Edenfield.


 No.1186073

redpill me on pokemon that are weak against ice


 No.1186074

>>1186068

I don't get the third one


 No.1186075

>>1186066

so

you are

your sexual attraction to children is

are furries not furries because the cartoon animal people aren't real


 No.1186076

>>1186071

everyone thought he sounded like a pompous dick in his intro log so hussie crippled him and made him a bitch to fuck with expectations


 No.1186077

>>1186075

>your sexual attraction to children is

projection


 No.1186078

>>1186074

in the last movie a luxray saves his trainer from a blizzard by keeping him warm then they are found in the next morning and it was frozen dead


 No.1186079

>>1186075

i don't want to fuck fictional 10 year olds, that's probably sako


 No.1186080


 No.1186081

>>1186074

>>1186073

luxray isn't, so it threatens poliwrath out to a ground type and then 2HKOs on the switch with ice fang


 No.1186082

100 foot tall giants aren't real, so nobody has a fetish for that


 No.1186083

lads i played the demo of swerys new game

its uhhhhh kind of lame


 No.1186084

im no footfag!!! i only jerk to cartoon feet!!!!!!


 No.1186085

File: fb48e3285ad1a8c⋯.jpg (786.22 KB, 1358x1653, 1358:1653, 1521433568340.jpg)


 No.1186086

>>1186082

blueberry inflation is real tho


 No.1186087

remember, fiction is reality


 No.1186088

File: 45a95cd971220d4⋯.png (707.3 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1515676221558.png)


 No.1186089

fucking cowards scared of accurate labels because they have negative connotations


 No.1186090

File: eda3783b620610a⋯.png (183.83 KB, 493x965, 493:965, tumblr_or36jyeYMd1tjq0x9o1….png)

fiction has a measurable effect on reality


 No.1186091

File: 2958b1ce1b03c7b⋯.png (464.64 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 58428268_p3.png)

>>1186090

it makes me want to jack my peepee off in reality


 No.1186092

post the deer one


 No.1186093

how fucking retarded are you


 No.1186094

fucking imbecile


 No.1186095

File: 10e9cf9b8bb9c2a⋯.png (393.7 KB, 1200x840, 10:7, 68239559_p0.png)


 No.1186096

don't lewd the nichijous


 No.1186097

the intellectual dishonesty


 No.1186098

File: 896e2dc97a1fe02⋯.png (292.5 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 67532637_p0.png)

>>1186096

dont tell me what to do


 No.1186099

File: e605ae5bb755229⋯.jpg (53.22 KB, 752x769, 752:769, 1523245308435.jpg)

Sadposting


 No.1186100

File: 1980550cf430004⋯.jpg (23.16 KB, 640x500, 32:25, 1980550cf430004dad68a92fc1….jpg)


 No.1186101

why do these 15 year olds have such fat thighs


 No.1186102

Roman Catholic sign of the cross is upside down, done with five fingers instead of three, is done from left to right instead of right to left, etc. (basically inviting demons). Antichrist's Third Temple will have 8 chambers: a chamber per main religion; antichrist will be crowned in this temple; during crowning, he won't read the "belief prayer" correctly (rejecting Christ and acknowledging himself); when he will take his gloves off to make sign of the cross incorrectly (just for show), many people will see his big nails and will reject him; Patriarch (who will be crowning him) will say that this is the antichrist; antichrist will kill him. Also, antichrist will kill those priests who disagree with him at the 8th "wolf" Council; others will worship him when a bird dies at his feet. Roman Catholics, Satanists, and Buddhists use the same mudras; if you see these mudras on an icon, then it's not Orthodox icon; Orthodox icon has IC XC symbol (Jesus Christ). Roman Catholics pay drunks and prostitutes to pose for icons; passions of drunks and prostitutes transfer to those who pray to these images. Normal Orthodox icons are inspired by the Holy Spirit. Gaad in Ruski = Satan; hence, Americans = blasphemers because they always say: "Oh, my god!". Santa (word for Saint in Satanic languages) = Satan; hence, Spanish + Italian + Portuguese = blasphemers. Anathema to Satanic languages; triple anathema. Learn Church Slavonic; no curses in it; curses = prayer to Satan. All religions except Orthodoxy worship Satan. On bread for communion: IC XC NIKA (Jesus Christ Conquers) plus cross = Orthodox; hexagram plus Dusha Maya = antichrist. Jews and Muslims pray head down (either standing, bowing, or kneeling); this is Satanic prayer. Orthodox look into the eyes of icon; energy goes their way; they get healed; head and shoulders come together to reject Satan slowly and then fast to normal showing allegiance to Christ and not the devil. Hands cannot be on groin or behind back; either put them crossing each other on chest (right over left) or just by your sides. Legs together so that a demon doesn't run underneath your legs.


 No.1186103

Clergy who will not "put Buddhist icons and serve antichrist's blood" will be killed; only 7 churches will be left as Pelageya of Ryazan predicted. In 2006 and at other meetings, fake patriarchs and bishops signed a bunch of documents betraying Orthodoxy by saying that all religions worship the same Supreme Being; triple anathema; don't let heretics tell you what to do. America will be last country to switch to Euro. Three big earthquakes will shake the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will attack Russia; but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to - 200 Celcius; stadium-size chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression); radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese will try to keep quiet about it; a lot of people will fall into this hole. Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland Alaska. Sionists wanted war between Russia and Germany from June 11th to October 11th on their holidays because (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) = 2016 (in their twisted logic). Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear = demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed people have triple stranded DNA; normal person can't swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is another shroud (Shroud of Milan) on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel Schneerson, Lenin (el=deity in Hebrew, nine = no in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the Creator), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel. WW3 happens; 7% of people will be left; after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader; don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran; one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at where tectonic plates meet; result: megatsunamis 1km high). Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc.


 No.1186104

Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the wounds and diseases. Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is commonly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fillings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off. Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't stay longer than a few weeks. Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies very fast; deceived people will say that "Christ is here; Christ is there". Sometimes, he wears blue robe over left shoulder while red robe is underneath. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people to believe that he can do mountain moving and resurrection (using holograms); fire from the sky is easy (considering the gases from pollution in the atmosphere). Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, 666 is given. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. Forgive me.


 No.1186105

ifunny poster.......


 No.1186106

[in sako voice] wherever I go I must also fap


 No.1186107

File: 3bddfdfd0d6b87a⋯.png (2.43 MB, 1514x1884, 757:942, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e8a8551b1216df8⋯.png (938.59 KB, 1080x1317, 360:439, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186108

i didnt read any of that and will not read any you plan on posting


 No.1186109

File: 3d71715c3c854db⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 180.69 KB, 1080x1366, 540:683, 3d71715c3c854db84a4e9bc80f….jpg)


 No.1186110

>>1186109

so how was your 2 week break


 No.1186111

or i think i made it 11 days? I don't remember


 No.1186112

File: e7a0d7b0be928ce⋯.jpg (339.1 KB, 750x900, 5:6, 50031753_p0.jpg)


 No.1186113

File: 64e2b5721df6e45⋯.jpg (49.37 KB, 750x746, 375:373, 64e2b5721df6e455a9a64f6381….jpg)


 No.1186114

i am sick of you pedo

leave


 No.1186115

File: 2727b49b1445e43⋯.webm (5.56 MB, 640x480, 4:3, jodygetscucked.webm)


 No.1186116

File: 8d536029c1348a6⋯.jpg (52.55 KB, 428x500, 107:125, Anon Wojak.jpg)

Whos this


 No.1186117

>>1186116

Anon Wojak


 No.1186118

the fact that saria will never lovingly suckle the tip of my dick is fairly distressing


 No.1186119

>>1186102

>>1186103

>>1186104

Where's this from?


 No.1186120

Kokiri are the playable loli race for the Zelda mmo


 No.1186121

>>1186119

yahoo answers


 No.1186122

File: 41b767d39f55411⋯.png (322.56 KB, 578x632, 289:316, loli.PNG)


 No.1186123

File: e52c79a67e6787c⋯.jpg (91.16 KB, 601x819, 601:819, e52c79a67e6787cb7a296e82e1….jpg)


 No.1186124

File: 05112079ebb8c45⋯.png (39.3 KB, 1149x270, 383:90, brilliant-yahoo-answers-qu….PNG)

>>1186121

Ah, the place for intelligent people to share knowledge


 No.1186125

File: bf4d7faefea96e3⋯.jpg (16.72 KB, 224x242, 112:121, bf4d7faefea96e360fa0b39de9….jpg)


 No.1186126

>>1186120

are moblins the orcs


 No.1186127

File: 49473fde922ee23⋯.jpg (131.51 KB, 743x802, 743:802, 49473fde922ee232290e07f81b….jpg)


 No.1186128

File: e3d809d305455ad⋯.jpg (104.49 KB, 1080x1343, 1080:1343, e3d809d305455ade89cba572c4….jpg)


 No.1186129

File: 5676e7916aebc1f⋯.jpg (97.66 KB, 720x736, 45:46, 5676e7916aebc1f49473183ea1….jpg)


 No.1186130

File: c35fcffdc0a6dea⋯.jpg (55.83 KB, 480x500, 24:25, c35fcffdc0a6dea62967f9f20a….jpg)


 No.1186131

File: 291f1d1d87d82c7⋯.png (196.86 KB, 676x595, 676:595, 22b7ee4.png)


 No.1186132

ok you can stop now


 No.1186133

File: a4033dbd657745c⋯.jpg (64.19 KB, 562x536, 281:268, a4033dbd657745cec243796336….jpg)


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 No.1186135

File: 2c00461c27cef5a⋯.webm (4.54 MB, 640x480, 4:3, im gay.webm)


 No.1186136

File: ace2aa8a9baa263⋯.jpg (87.45 KB, 720x1035, 16:23, ace2aa8a9baa263293a0122f52….jpg)


 No.1186137

>>1186136

she's better when her physical age is in the 20s


 No.1186138

File: c721c44a7a253d8⋯.jpg (22.54 KB, 750x417, 250:139, c721c44a7a253d8fffc7a9bae8….jpg)


 No.1186139

>friend acts badly

>texts me today apologizing and saying his "depression go ahold of him"

how do i respond in a way to let him know what he did wasn't really acceptable, but also it's cool and i understand he's going through shit


 No.1186140

>>1186137

go off i guess


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 No.1186144

>>1186141

mhmm yes sounds promising go on


 No.1186145

File: 9379dda35563070⋯.jpg (852.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

the only thing better than loli shinobu is jc shinobu


 No.1186146

File: dd2cf14f8e7a0f2⋯.jpg (32.75 KB, 312x463, 312:463, dd2cf14f8e7a0f26eec66465bc….jpg)


 No.1186147

That's how you respond.


 No.1186148

File: 1a1d7c24bfa6c65⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1024x748, 256:187, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1186146

you've gone too far now, ifunny poster


 No.1186149

File: bc1b957ceafbae7⋯.jpg (213.7 KB, 1080x1279, 1080:1279, bc1b957ceafbae720aa476a26e….jpg)


 No.1186150

File: ca78672c4f490df⋯.jpg (34.43 KB, 460x480, 23:24, ca78672c4f490df87a28d855cc….jpg)


 No.1186151

tfw sat in a different thread for a couple of hours, wondering where everyone went


 No.1186152

File: 1beee64908e78a1⋯.png (977.29 KB, 1080x1157, 1080:1157, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186153

>>1186139

tell us what they did


 No.1186154

File: 90d31decbcaa9e2⋯.jpg (122.9 KB, 600x800, 3:4, __elf_dragon_s_crown_drawn….jpg)

elf is the best character in dragon's crown


 No.1186155

>>1186153

just kinda kept flipping out and getting extremely angry over something very small all night and made everyone uncomfortable

this isn't the first time, which is why i want to say something rather than just telling him it's no big deal


 No.1186156

are real people are actually more one-dimensional than fictional ones


 No.1186157

>>1186154

anyone who wouldn't pick amazon should not be trusted


 No.1186158

File: 287943eb6f4e012⋯.png (21.01 KB, 700x500, 7:5, 287943eb6f4e012cc87c1e2aaf….png)

Who here loves thier waifu.


 No.1186159

>>1186154

elf is the only character that looks fucking normal


 No.1186160

File: 06d8d392728b92a⋯.gif (975.42 KB, 224x288, 7:9, 1502840939267.gif)

>>1186158

me! me!


 No.1186161

is something like "it's alright man, but it might help to figure out some strategies to deal with these emotions when they come up. it's not healthy to just lash out or self medicate" okay

is that too preachy


 No.1186162

File: 358b1f3d0c0bb10⋯.png (434.84 KB, 794x1328, 397:664, tumblr_ok2a2pASfX1vcds7eo1….png)

File: 1f644fe91d2207b⋯.png (466.89 KB, 540x767, 540:767, 1f644fe91d2207bb402e119bad….png)

File: 9ca7c2c2f72d822⋯.png (428.07 KB, 700x1046, 350:523, tumblr_ojcrguoL121vgk2g2o1….png)

File: b1bbce81be5f320⋯.png (760.95 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 1483388537664.png)

File: dc871acf4f24d94⋯.jpg (179.06 KB, 600x811, 600:811, tumblr_nye7l4s78E1qey13zo1….jpg)


 No.1186163

alt reality where instead of risky boots continuing to be an antagonist after pirate's curse, she becomes an anti hero and later good guy like vegeta


 No.1186164

>>1186156

I was too lazy and now I'm stuck without a backstory


 No.1186165

too retarded to answer the real questions

as always


 No.1186166

File: 44406f58ea736fd⋯.png (446.72 KB, 1243x743, 1243:743, ClipboardImage.png)

someone made a panda gallery that's just every possible permutation of meltys


 No.1186167

do it faggot


 No.1186168

File: ad640cc26af8826⋯.jpg (137.35 KB, 785x593, 785:593, dd2da156-4c29-4bb5-86be-f4….jpg)

File: a71ec5ba4b4507f⋯.png (291.77 KB, 800x916, 200:229, 15787148-1796-480b-82a5-78….png)

File: 38e6de0d4c44f4b⋯.jpg (192.91 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ccee59a4-d6c7-4078-88fb-9f….jpg)

File: 3f5ee278b931cc3⋯.png (151.83 KB, 474x352, 237:176, b37999da-e3f5-461a-b8ac-63….png)

File: 57f0a2e4df67eab⋯.png (233.34 KB, 653x416, 653:416, 75e71e5e-768a-4b70-b18a-fa….png)

>>1186158

le... me


 No.1186169

actually a lot of those probably aren't even possible, since when you're pregnant you have to go to the hospital to give birth and can't do a whole lot else


 No.1186170

>>1186166

Standard rpg maker archive


 No.1186171

File: 4ff963f456da91b⋯.jpg (26.32 KB, 472x492, 118:123, 4ff963f456da91b9cb051c8781….jpg)


 No.1186172

File: f4a762b4af848b9⋯.jpg (25.93 KB, 472x492, 118:123, f4a762b4af848b9e8cd6d1ec32….jpg)


 No.1186173

File: 3931bfb52e10bda⋯.jpg (26.43 KB, 472x492, 118:123, 3931bfb52e10bda7dd7496c8af….jpg)


 No.1186174

no


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 No.1186176

ben, wes, and sako: the waifutard trinity


 No.1186177

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1186178

>>1186176

introducing the NEW friend: piconep


 No.1186179

File: 3680c51387dc55b⋯.png (390.93 KB, 997x391, 997:391, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't know if it's more pathetic that he makes these or not


 No.1186180

i hope sako gets vanned to be honest

i'm sick of his bad posts


 No.1186181

>>1186179

despacitowned modtard


 No.1186182

my dick is mammoth


 No.1186183

>>1186180

it's as likely as jimbo actually killing himself


 No.1186184

File: 1eeb1c131659e02⋯.jpg (188.16 KB, 930x1620, 31:54, 1eeb1c131659e0255f124234e3….jpg)


 No.1186185

File: a811aca5dc9a0b8⋯.png (6.79 KB, 558x453, 186:151, e1ec0c6aa68b5125e6e5c87b58….png)


 No.1186186

>>1186180

get him to spam fuck off pedo again that was fun


 No.1186187

>>1186183

i'm certain 8chan is a watchlist website

and "ironically" calling yourself a pedo all day every day for a month straight and going into detail about your desires towards children seems like an epic way to get some special attention


 No.1186188

I would never actually own one of those boob mousepad things, how embarrassing


 No.1186189

File: 397b155ef5f281a⋯.jpg (90.14 KB, 639x817, 639:817, 397b155ef5f281a0caf9a7f7f7….jpg)


 No.1186190

>>1186176

true waifutards have regular nightmares about their waifu being spammed on hsg


 No.1186191

File: 331a1192f855fe4⋯.jpg (199.03 KB, 1080x1571, 1080:1571, 331a1192f855fe49d3ca356fba….jpg)


 No.1186192

[in fbi voice] We have determined the SAKO MCGUNLLAD to be too hicktarded to pose a threat to others


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 No.1186194

>>1186192

nick cruz all over again,,,


 No.1186195

MCGUNLLAD claimed this post was a joke. He then spit on AGENT JOHNSON'S shoe, giving no acknowledgment afterward that he had done anything out of the ordinary.


 No.1186196

Ed Edd n Eddy Full EP Live Stream 24/7 - Ed Edd n Eddy Live


 No.1186197

File: 3056e2a83093619⋯.jpg (133.21 KB, 1080x1065, 72:71, 3056e2a83093619d26fd583812….jpg)


 No.1186198

this kid is pissed


 No.1186199

File: ff7009999b78f52⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 67926913_p0.jpg)


 No.1186200

jewtube


 No.1186201

File: 50806b9c5f0fb0a⋯.jpg (366.42 KB, 2048x2025, 2048:2025, 68031666_p0.jpg)

why are you so mad by the way

why do you project your desires for small children on to me


 No.1186202

>>1186184

so is that semen residue or enormous amounts of wrist residue


 No.1186203

>>1186202

it's baste


 No.1186204

>>1186192

see attached photo

>trapped-in-the-floor.jpeg


 No.1186205

i dont even have to post for you to throw a fit anymore it's epic


 No.1186206

File: fdb6baef70bc07c⋯.jpg (103 KB, 640x426, 320:213, DWb_Ya_EFUMAAUBBP.jpg)


 No.1186207

ah, so paradigmatic


 No.1186208

>home alone, except instead of a kid and robbers, it's sako and fbi agents

>the agents try to corner him in the bathroom, but they slip on an oilslick of human spit and slide into the bottomless bathroom pit


 No.1186209

File: bbfbfdf83afd612⋯.png (62.26 KB, 615x175, 123:35, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186210

am i the only true individual


 No.1186211

*nails the feminization tag shut*


 No.1186212

File: 5208c8aad0d205f⋯.jpg (23.5 KB, 418x420, 209:210, DbmaZyKUQAEZ2Bw.jpg)


 No.1186213

need retard goddess gf...


 No.1186214

File: 9604b4956f63823⋯.jpg (52.03 KB, 516x519, 172:173, 9604b4956f63823b512fb34fbd….jpg)


 No.1186215

>>1186211

it's not feminization it's gender bender, nerd


 No.1186216

whats a juul


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 No.1186218

>>1186217

rich folks be crazy


 No.1186219

File: f6bf299b04413a7⋯.jpg (89.17 KB, 1132x559, 1132:559, cute.jpg)


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 No.1186221

>>1186215

epic, link


 No.1186222

File: 6be61842297ea06⋯.png (292.34 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186223

i hope james rolfe starts wearing a hat or something soon

i cannot stand watching his hairline pass away in real time


 No.1186224


 No.1186225

>>1186216

a flash drive that you suck


 No.1186226

james rolfe in a wig


 No.1186227

*travels back in time to tell james rolfe to add a hat to his nerd uniform*


 No.1186228

>>1186214

This has to have been planned


 No.1186229

>>1186219

bleugh


 No.1186230

File: 82735f265eb8712⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1160x653, 1160:653, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186231

File: 47b7c8f4b2b2b0d⋯.png (361.51 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186232

>>1186228

well its from a video game so


 No.1186233

>>1186231

this is a good post, jim.

you posted, goodly style.


 No.1186234

>>1186232

strange how much low res meme quality can obscure that


 No.1186235

>>1186233

oh gee, thanks pal, means a lot


 No.1186236

>>1186224

yappari, twas feminization...


 No.1186237

File: 833c427847a62ce⋯.png (553.33 KB, 728x728, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6569ff3c2f01637⋯.png (239.38 KB, 898x892, 449:446, ClipboardImage.png)

MAN DOWN, I REPEAT, MAN DOWN


 No.1186238

ez plat, onto the next


 No.1186239

[in slutty!apu voice] thank you, cum again~


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 No.1186242

>>1186237

don't bully jontron


 No.1186243

>>1186237

>he's also a thirty something year old racist joke

he's in his twenties though


 No.1186244

how is apu racist?

some indians work in convenience stores


 No.1186245

You know the Simpsons is way past expiration date when one of the recurring characters is now racially offensive

Then again 1990 was another age


 No.1186246

I wish I still worked at the campus Starbucks. That would be epic right now.


 No.1186247

finally finished god of war:

>the final boss feels a bit like a anti climax -- partially because it's easy to get overpowered by chasing sidequests but also because it feels like the game was building up to more before it stopped suddenly

>the story on the other hand does feel wrapped up pretty well

>there are optional bosses that are pretty difficult plus a buttload of collectables and an bonus dungeon that i didn't really go into, also a bunch of enemy encounters repop with stronger enemies

i'm feelin a high 8, low 9 on this one

>>1186209

that's me on the bottom.


 No.1186248

>>1186236

what did you think it was......


 No.1186249

>>1186244

he was a cultural touchstone that people would jokingly refer to indian men as

now we just gotta call em poos >:)


 No.1186250

>>1186247

oh, also one of the qa testers has bofa as their nickname, which, nice


 No.1186251

File: ed0396015a30881⋯.png (1.43 MB, 675x1500, 9:20, 1524708950757.png)

me at the bottom left


 No.1186252

>>1186251

I bet a jew made this


 No.1186253

>>1186251

Don't lump fat mobster kid and his libertarian friends in with /pol/acks


 No.1186254

>>1186251

white males...


 No.1186255

>>1186254

you'll be a white male too the second i get pics of you doing anything cringy or violent


 No.1186256

I, for one, am shocked to see that /pol/ posters look like they were dorks who were bullied in high school.


 No.1186257

File: 4f827743e8e2842⋯.png (797.33 KB, 812x806, 406:403, IMG_5657.PNG)

>>1186255

>the second i get pics of you doing anything cringy or violent

good luck


 No.1186258

>>1186257

Cringe


 No.1186259

>>1186258

That was supposed to be in italics


 No.1186260

niqab wonk?


 No.1186261

as compared to libcucks who look like action movie stars


 No.1186262

Those images are very selective and not representative of /pol/, you can tell by how white it is.


 No.1186263

>>1186262

pol is probably white again now that the boomers colonized it


 No.1186264

so you wanna be a libcuck, kid, well....

whoop de doo


 No.1186265

hey yesterday wonk was defending the bike cuck comic

thats a riot


 No.1186266

File: e6d3a3f4eca9004⋯.jpg (257.4 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 20180416_142435.jpg)

>>1186261

Soyboys are a factually incorrect myth


 No.1186267

Phoneposting is such bullshit


 No.1186268

americans of every stripe are basically malformed goblins after growing up staring at screens and shoveling down mass market ZOG feed all day


 No.1186269

>>1186268

I actually look very handsome owned


 No.1186270

Nuke Europe


 No.1186271

las creaturas...


 No.1186272

holy shit a libcucked horse


 No.1186273

*messes with texas*


 No.1186274

*mexas with tesses*


 No.1186275

File: 232f177d8cee04e⋯.jpg (52.58 KB, 474x479, 474:479, 232f177d8cee04e6931bd13873….jpg)


 No.1186276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1186277

get pizza for dinner y/n


 No.1186278

>>1186277

order pasta instead


 No.1186279

>>1186278

i can get both...


 No.1186280

>>1186277

only if you add a tropical twist!

pineapple


 No.1186281

>>1186280

*tropical twists your neck, killing you instantly*


 No.1186282

>>1186277

make sure to eat only 1 serving, with salad


 No.1186283

>>1186279

only pasta


 No.1186284

*writes

the pinapp

in my own blood as i die*


 No.1186285

>>1186273

That's gonna be a $500 fine for you now, good job idiot.


 No.1186286

>>1186283

pizza is applied pasta


 No.1186287

File: 1febb2dff55df2c⋯.jpg (58.74 KB, 736x697, 736:697, 1febb2dff55df2c373a1e9e2fa….jpg)


 No.1186288

File: 47c9219429e6355⋯.jpg (775.68 KB, 600x846, 100:141, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_d….jpg)

I ate some pistachio halvah earlier

shit was oishii as fuck


 No.1186289

KAWAII DESU NE!!1


 No.1186290

Porque no los dos? A pizza place near my house actually has a spaghetti pizza. Literally pizza with spaghetti as a topping.


 No.1186291

*plunging attacks into thread*


 No.1186292

>>1186290

I'm going to nuke your pizza place


 No.1186293

tonight I will meet my coworker at a bar in long beach, and i will try and fuck her friends


 No.1186294

a place near me has a big mac pizza

thousand island dressing instead of tomato sauce, pickles, ground beef, onions and some other stuff I can't remember


 No.1186295

>>1186294

And people complain about pineapples on pizza.


 No.1186296

File: ee7fd3f234a5c90⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1140x1616, 285:404, tumblr_p7qurszzpl1w169g0o1….png)

my favorite pizza replaces the sauce with scrambled eggs and is piled high with thick cut bacon


 No.1186297

File: be772707c581796⋯.jpg (42.69 KB, 640x500, 32:25, be772707c5817960e28eafb138….jpg)

my favorite homestuck quotes


 No.1186298


 No.1186299

File: 0aa0cad0b2c1f4d⋯.webm (589.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, GOOD LORD.webm)


 No.1186300

File: 5118cfd34ea66cb⋯.jpg (101.63 KB, 720x558, 40:31, 5118cfd34ea66cb43caf135973….jpg)


 No.1186301

despashitto


 No.1186302

File: fa265d767363022⋯.png (372.5 KB, 595x350, 17:10, ClipboardImage.png)

the only non-traditional pizza I accept is ziti pizza


 No.1186303


 No.1186304

>>1186301

*nae naes on this post*


 No.1186305

File: 404ed3f3d15ac83⋯.jpg (126.15 KB, 957x835, 957:835, __john__listen_to_the_spic….jpg)


 No.1186306

>>1186305

>18

no...


 No.1186307

>>1186305

*stankylegs away from this post*


 No.1186308

heatin up a hocket


 No.1186309

how do i get on into the next big thing


 No.1186310

>>1186309

the next big thing is what we call your mom lol


 No.1186311

>>1186309

Learn Rust with me. Get job and loadsamoney on the memetrain. Move onto next meme language.


 No.1186312

File: 9fe4335d6292cdf⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 311x230, 311:230, ebaedeba-62da-4d0c-bbf2-bd….gif)

me on the right


 No.1186313

>>1186311

where do i start


 No.1186314

File: 677035aedda0caa⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1280x868, 320:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dd0aa8a4cfd24a4⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1280x868, 320:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ba7b406cdb3ebc⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1280x868, 320:217, ClipboardImage.png)

really pretty earth c art


 No.1186315


 No.1186316

File: d26816e44dfbb89⋯.png (16.99 KB, 600x600, 1:1, nepeta_milk_chan_by_newtyp….png)


 No.1186317

>>1186313

>>1186315

This may or may not be a collossal waste of time. I'm just doing it for fun.


 No.1186318

File: c38658473b875bb⋯.mp4 (10.46 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tumblr_oz0gkoNrbj1rx4y0g.mp4)


 No.1186319

File: b96d45ec4235f97⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1199x1071, 1199:1071, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186320

help im too good at halo and i keep stomping my friends


 No.1186321

File: 1ebccff9bed6da0⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1052x906, 526:453, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186322

File: 81c14da3ae8411a⋯.mp4 (2.33 MB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_p7q024ImGV1ru47s2.mp4)


 No.1186323

>>1186320

find a friend who is better than you


 No.1186324

>>1186323

ive played with like 12 of them tonight and none of them could beat me


 No.1186325

File: ad567be4f792a51⋯.png (830.31 KB, 653x960, 653:960, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186326

File: a31cdd4fa2a6701⋯.png (4.02 KB, 250x250, 1:1, good night anyanymouse.png)

goo night hsg


 No.1186327

File: a93231915b04e51⋯.jpg (9.71 KB, 247x248, 247:248, 1409200253173.jpg)

>>1186326

SHUT UP BITCH


 No.1186328

why did bsb stop tripping


 No.1186329

>>1186326

Have a nice rest.


 No.1186330

File: a9715ecabd9f3f5⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1280x1028, 320:257, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186331

>>1186330

welcome to die


 No.1186332

>>1186330

ths is the worst fucking one of these by far


 No.1186333

File: 583daed4e269921⋯.png (36.37 KB, 126x387, 14:43, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186334

File: 05b7046fea402fa⋯.png (320.87 KB, 500x571, 500:571, 1388801455598.png)

gnight


 No.1186335

kill niggers


 No.1186336

>>1186314

Shame Earth C is a shithole.


 No.1186337

File: 8f96b3a72baf676⋯.png (66.36 KB, 545x700, 109:140, cd_by_royalbiv-dc8r2a5.png)


 No.1186338

i'll forgive hussie for late homestuck if cd is the star of the epilogue


 No.1186339

stop posting homestuck


 No.1186340

smt4a is pretty alright so far...


 No.1186341

shut up


 No.1186342

File: e53904d1f734b34⋯.png (389.88 KB, 800x1272, 100:159, deep neutral.png)

>>1186341

Do you think I'm still under any obligation to listen to you? Ha. Do you actually still believe I ever considered you my friends? Hehehe... Your naive trust in me was what made you so easy to manipulate.

You were certainly useful. For a time. But I've grown and you're all just leeches in the end. It was all just a game to me, don't you get that?

Oh, here's a thought! Why don't you pray to your God to save you? Too bad, leeches, that God is me now.


 No.1186343

File: 1c569ab639798fd⋯.png (388.07 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186344

were eating hamburgers on black buns we got from the store

ill report back if they make my doodoo green


 No.1186345

>>1186344

good luck


 No.1186346


 No.1186347

goo morning hsg


 No.1186348

theres wild lizards around here and this morning we saw a real slow one

and uh, it let us get real slow and my gf picked it up and shit and it didnt struggle or anythin

i kind of poked its head and it just went with it and didnt push back

she carried it to a slightly different spot and put it down and it just kind of sat there

it was either because it was gonna shed skin, maybe. or it was old or somethin

neat experience


 No.1186349

File: fce44c231b0e5ef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.19 MB, 1636x1646, 818:823, ClipboardImage.png)

I leave my shitposting in God's hands today

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/random


 No.1186350

i can't keep working at this company, everyone's a fuckin herb


 No.1186351

>>1186350

you will tell me your address


 No.1186352

>>1186350

meaning what


 No.1186353

>>1186352

they're nerds and not even the cool type of nerds

plus the entire business is tied to facebook's apis and stuff which in addition to being a Bad Idea makes me feel woozy ethically


 No.1186354

>>1186348

*looks up absentmindedly from newspaper*

huh? oh, yeah nice humblebrag

*goes back to reading*


 No.1186355

File: 6c09d9a17f8aa71⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 841.23 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, ClipboardImage.png)

I wonder if Corruption of Champions is any good after... seven years?


 No.1186356

damn fake, uncool nerds

i bet they dont even own a pocket pussy


 No.1186357

>>1186355

i mean its not gonna secretly get worse


 No.1186358

>>1186353

Answer me.


 No.1186359


 No.1186360

>>1186358

*nae naes on this post*


 No.1186361

File: 272eee267c89cf9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 403.48 KB, 654x900, 109:150, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1186357

you know people are still working on it right?


 No.1186362

File: c09452cbc88ba4b⋯.png (880.23 KB, 1000x935, 200:187, fb81d950a600e5d7a92b60aaae….png)

I'm gonna be a piece of shit and do nothing all day


 No.1186363

File: 7ee226a8586e43c⋯.png (59.08 KB, 210x240, 7:8, ClipboardImage.png)

introducing the new waifu


 No.1186364

File: a8edfb43fed2ed7⋯.jpg (12.31 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1466889126655.jpg)


 No.1186365

>>1186354

no it was weird

its not a brag it was a sick or old lizard


 No.1186366

File: 499a60251116f33⋯.png (75.71 KB, 1126x540, 563:270, ClipboardImage.png)

quick reminder that we live in hellworld


 No.1186367

if you think current fake news bullshit is bad, just wait until machine learning gets more sophisticated


 No.1186368

i mean

looking at the phones in real life

i cant get a samsung galaxy, no way

the curved screen is awful, i cant stand it


 No.1186369

>>1186368

i had to look to find what you meant and man

that's a bad phone


 No.1186370

>>1186368

shut up


 No.1186371

>>1186370

hi ruta

how are you doing


 No.1186372


 No.1186373

*puts a dunce cap on you but instead of dunce it says bitch idiot*


 No.1186374

i wish the street cleaner was an autobot that would raw me


 No.1186375

>>1186372

i havent been married even a week

cut me some slack


 No.1186376

>>1186368

every phone is garbage now

>flagship phones are fucking huge and expensive and suck at battery

>anything outside of that is just asking to be hacked because the makers won't update it after it's released


 No.1186377

>>1186376

its fucked up

best of the selection at the store looked to be a huawei mate 10 pro, so ill probably go with it

but the rest all looked like complete shit

at this point im almost like "maybe i should just forego this 200$ gift card and just fuckin buy a xiaomeme off aliexpress"


 No.1186378

File: 9e6c184689b372a⋯.png (1.04 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1524716790276.png)


 No.1186379

/all shut up


 No.1186380

>>1186379

hi ruta


 No.1186381

i wish nothing but the worst for you, you imbecile


 No.1186382

tea bitch


 No.1186383

>>1186381

i hope youre having a nice day


 No.1186384

persona 4 ps2 opening > p4 golden opening


 No.1186385

>>1186384

both are bad


 No.1186386

also reach out to the truth is really bad. time to make history ended up being a surprising improvement


 No.1186387

tranny poster


 No.1186388

>>1186384

i just watched it and those dances are garbage


 No.1186389

>>1186386

i didnt have a problem with either p4 or p4gs battle themes but

my wife wants to watch me play through p5 and like

im actually in the first castle and pretty sick of the random battle theme

the first ten seconds are the best part


 No.1186390

i also hate that faggot cat and ryuji sucks i want based junpei "DA MAN" iori back


 No.1186391

>>1186389

i just don't think battle themes should have vocals outside of special occasions but that's just me...

i didn't enjoy p5's that much either, it got old really fast i think. at least most fights are 15-20 seconds long usually so you don't gotta hear much


 No.1186392

also the cover system in p5 feels kind of buggy and it keeps not doing what i feel like it should do, resulting in me fuckin

dancing around walls right in front of the enemies but they dont notice me apparently so i mash x enough and i eventually get it


 No.1186393

>Knives are illegal in NJ


 No.1186394

>>1186392

that happened to me a lot too, i would keep flipping around corners while trying to jump someone. it wasn't that bad since yeah you can mash buttons and still do the surprise attack, i only had that method fail a few times across two playthroughs


 No.1186395

shut up


 No.1186396

>>1186393

tfw epic brass knuckles are banned everywhere


 No.1186397

File: cbd74763f1ce9ed⋯.jpg (222.06 KB, 1999x1334, 1999:1334, 04c9dea3ae08f21a1656fb2b27….jpg)


 No.1186398

>>1186397

stop posting this image it makes me hungo


 No.1186399

>>1186396

I can still buy illegal ones


 No.1186400

>>1186399

me too but it sure is nice to be able to buy them in stores


 No.1186401

>>1186400

It would be nice, but in all honesty hiding brass knuckles and knives isn't that hard.


 No.1186402

>>1186401

how many people have you dropped new guy


 No.1186403

File: aa547acbd2f8062⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.05 MB, 1134x1600, 567:800, ClipboardImage.png)

don't brass knuckles break fingers if they aren't fitted properly


 No.1186404

>>1186402

Zero, nearly one


 No.1186405


 No.1186406

>>1186403

Yeah but they have to be tight on your hand.


 No.1186407

>>1186405

It's depressing tbh fam


 No.1186408

>>1186407

in the same boat as you but two instead of one


 No.1186409


 No.1186410

i get depressed every time i see James Rolfe's hairline


 No.1186411

>breaking the law


 No.1186412

>>1186411

pussy alert


 No.1186413

>>1186411

>Obeying Nanny state faggots


 No.1186414

refugees probably


 No.1186415

his name

is SHITTO


 No.1186416

teach me how to shitto teach me teach me how to shitto


 No.1186417

this frozen mac and cheese dinner is bad enough it must be a metaphor for something


 No.1186418

>>1186417

No milk for crafts mac and chese?


 No.1186419

>craft


 No.1186420

>>1186418

that's a good idea ill drown it in milk


 No.1186421

stop giving trannies attention


 No.1186422

>>1186420

You sadden me


 No.1186423

File: 2998e0a8da31a68⋯.jpg (14.54 KB, 500x308, 125:77, gnu.jpg)

stop

trannies


 No.1186424

File: 16afbc8857ddb4f⋯.jpg (110.83 KB, 1071x862, 1071:862, 1524744665360.jpg)


 No.1186425

im bored


 No.1186426

European paganism interests me


 No.1186427

the vomsmith


 No.1186428

File: ad6ca37e8afb607⋯.png (6.33 KB, 354x361, 354:361, sn33ky kitty.PNG)

>>1186425

take a nap like I'm about to

you can't be bored if you're unconscious


 No.1186429

>>1186428

Post more Neps


 No.1186430

>both the Witch and the Blood-starved Beast were optional bosses

fucking hell


 No.1186431


 No.1186432

>>1186431

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH


 No.1186433

>>1186428

naps give me headaches


 No.1186434

>>1186433

everything gives you headaches


 No.1186435

File: dfed20e2a49a84e⋯.jpg (133.48 KB, 1263x1279, 1263:1279, bb334f_6588143.jpg)


 No.1186436

herro, i'm a jackie chan!


 No.1186437


 No.1186438

shut up


 No.1186439

you have only one bullet

wonk or ifunny


 No.1186440

>>1186439

Ifunny


 No.1186441

>>1186439

ifunny

the wonk problem will take care of itself this is a bad joke i apologize wonk


 No.1186442

>>1186330

I don't like centorea because she's a shit character


 No.1186443

>>1186439

ifunny


 No.1186444

>>1186439

ifunnyman


 No.1186445

why is everyone only now just getting into retsuko because someone posted the dub


 No.1186446

why do trannies even fucking bother, just off yourself already


 No.1186447

Stores in New York sell brass knuckles

They're labelled as "novelty paperweights", most often sold at shady Chinaman/Arabman stores that sell ugly mallninja swords and bootleg merchandise


 No.1186448

i forgot ihad dead cells


 No.1186449

>>1186445

because 1)netflix saving anime 2)now it' has a coherent story and it's not just one-minute long shorts


 No.1186450

invent teleportation so i can acquiesce white castle and taco bell


 No.1186451

>>1186449

is netflix doing the dub?


 No.1186452

>>1186439

couldn't you try to kind of line them up and get both at once


 No.1186453

File: 08f854c76c54a99⋯.png (181.29 KB, 500x331, 500:331, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b858f2903d63623⋯.png (1.14 MB, 640x1096, 80:137, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw pancake man is rightfully garbage


 No.1186454

>>1186451

it's more than a simple dub, it's a Netflix Original Series


 No.1186455

>>1186454

why do they put that on everything they dub

that's why i thought 7 deadly sins was, you know, actually original to them


 No.1186456

i cant wait to kill myself


 No.1186457

what should i know before playing deac cells


 No.1186458

>>1186457

the devs used to make a bunch of web games that i played for quite a few years before abandoning them all to make dead cells

it's a tad unepic

also they're french


 No.1186459

>>1186458

what web games


 No.1186460

>>1186458

>french

refund request submitted


 No.1186461

>>1186459

http://www.hfest.net/

this was the main one. there were a whole bunch of other ones but i didn't play those for very long

http://www.die2nite.com

https://twinoid.com/en/


 No.1186462

Vocaroo embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


 No.1186463

https://www.alphabounce.com

actually i played this one too for a little while


 No.1186464

one of the main features of hammerfest was that every 2 weeks you could go up in "rank" depending on the percentile of your score and then if you were the highest score in rank #1 you got on the hall of fame

that's been broken for a few years now, though


 No.1186465

i think i was like rank 3/5


 No.1186466

File: 291e238cf978642⋯.png (80.26 KB, 469x414, 469:414, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no I was 2


 No.1186467

Dammit. What it the best way to get woodpeckers to stop punching holes on your house. I've had to chase the fuckers off 5 times this morning.


 No.1186468

File: 66c755527f74eb7⋯.jpg (85.4 KB, 583x378, 583:378, 1438528064_1.jpg)

File: 98492c4b68dd856⋯.jpg (288.19 KB, 1449x977, 1449:977, 1524711689251.jpg)

File: d475562760eb0a0⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1517121494070.webm)

File: 6452b9b89b1238a⋯.jpg (58.87 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1524746779029.jpg)


 No.1186469


 No.1186470

>>1186469

I mean, it will get rid of the woodpeckers, but its probably also going to make the neighbors call the cops on me.


 No.1186471

>>1186468

redpill me on surfdog


 No.1186472

File: 9a1580c97b95ece⋯.jpg (101.43 KB, 1125x1104, 375:368, image (8).jpg)


 No.1186473

>>1186470

well, then you have a way to get rid of them too


 No.1186474

File: a430b7a1e3acc0a⋯.jpg (42.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, DZLxweEUMAAFJPj.jpg)


 No.1186475

one run of dead cells in

its ok

i dont know whats going on

the difficulty is more in just "things hurt a lot"


 No.1186476

there was some moss i could tickle and a statue i could rub and they both did nothing

idk what that was about


 No.1186477

ill try the game another time my wife gets home soon @_@


 No.1186478

>>1186474

she doesnt have enough boobs for that shirt to work


 No.1186479

>>1186478

she seems to have 2 boobs

how many would she need for that shirt?

4?


 No.1186480

>>1186479

her boobs need boobs, basically


 No.1186481

>>1186480

like a snowman?


 No.1186482

or like

each boob has a set of boobs on it


 No.1186483

File: 5da6903392b127a⋯.jpg (51.31 KB, 570x186, 95:31, 1524740864781.jpg)

POTION SELLAR


 No.1186484

>>1186483

is this how jews grow


 No.1186485

>splatoon is doing a 3 round tmnt splatfest

wad da fug


 No.1186486

File: 77d60ca02ca0832⋯.png (5.77 KB, 158x61, 158:61, ClipboardImage.png)

hmm nah


 No.1186487

teenage mutant nigger turtles xd


 No.1186488

>>1186486

what game


 No.1186489

>>1186488

necrodancer


 No.1186490

File: f6e0a5676403a08⋯.png (6.5 KB, 783x118, 783:118, OH NO NO.png)


 No.1186491

>>1185981

big epic


 No.1186492

god of onions would actually be a good memegame


 No.1186493

>>1186485

They had transformers and SpongeBob ones in 1, so that's not too surprising


 No.1186494

kind of weird that tmnt is still an ip that's being used

like, do actual kids give a shit about it


 No.1186495

File: 1f82a1c35077d71⋯.jpg (128.48 KB, 788x788, 1:1, 1524716222869.jpg)

SLK a cute!


 No.1186496

>>1186439

I shoot ifunny and then punch wonk on his fat snout


 No.1186497

i wonder if hologram tupac would be my friend


 No.1186498

>>1186490

>deleted

nice


 No.1186499

File: df9e95b59b46615⋯.jpg (150.39 KB, 732x1381, 732:1381, df9e95b59b466156ebfb39a7b5….jpg)


 No.1186500

File: 3fbfece5a7063e4⋯.jpeg (97.06 KB, 730x974, 365:487, 54B0907F-7B7C-4955-8050-3….jpeg)


 No.1186501

>>1186500

Epic receding hairline


 No.1186502

>Epic games is suing a 14 year old for using hacks in fortnite

yikeoofwew


 No.1186503

>>1186501

you gotta be more positive

it's a proceeding forehead


 No.1186504

if i had to choose between suing 14 year olds and chinese hackers everywhere, i know what i'd pick...


 No.1186505

Gangsters suck


 No.1186506

File: b2b17ecc8188972⋯.jpeg (74.18 KB, 730x974, 365:487, 1DCD417C-215B-44D7-A8A0-7….jpeg)

epic narce


 No.1186507


 No.1186508

i feel like its up to me to save cosmo

and thus, it's up to me to destroy narcy


 No.1186509

More like.... fartsy


 No.1186510

File: 6619df1dd3a0483⋯.png (180.99 KB, 680x482, 340:241, ClipboardImage.png)

I like how contrarian microsoft is


 No.1186511

>pixiv patreon

gaaaay


 No.1186513

File: 7514da8569290a1⋯.jpeg (174.98 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, EFA84B1A-9C86-4D37-B647-4….jpeg)

File: 6a165bafc8a6e97⋯.jpeg (260.11 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, 72F7EE92-D83E-4027-A548-C….jpeg)

File: ced8ff920893148⋯.jpeg (253.81 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, 353250D7-DC27-44E4-BB9F-5….jpeg)

File: 3de7bd0ab7be4de⋯.jpeg (211.88 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, 585758FB-43AB-45C6-967E-9….jpeg)


 No.1186514

File: d93629868cdd40e⋯.jpg (251.7 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DXSvSkZU0AERB5k.jpg)


 No.1186515

>>1186512

redpill me on faceoff


 No.1186516

>>1186513

How was your birthday babe


 No.1186517

File: aa60da1b36e64a0⋯.png (131.02 KB, 623x381, 623:381, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186518

>>1186515

Probably cartel shenanigans


 No.1186519

>>1186514

ten more years of water games!


 No.1186520

>>1186516

it was epic, i drank too much and puked a lot

i had absinthe for the first time


 No.1186521

>>1186517

simply epic


 No.1186522

>>1186517

why is this legal

hopefully they just throw the case out?

>>1186520

oh yeah, happy birth sponge

how was the absinthe


 No.1186523

>>1186519

still waiting for the dream foxeye/ulillillia collab


 No.1186524

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIINNG


 No.1186525

>>1186522

thanks boo boo

it was really good it had the carmellized sugar drip and everything


 No.1186526

>>1186525

ooh

nice


 No.1186527

>>1186522

Apparently the kid made a video of how to use hacks in fortnite and put it on the game's forums. Epic dcma'd it and the kid disputed it, so now that gives epic the right to go to court


 No.1186528

three words forbidden in hsg: love, thanks, happy


 No.1186529

>>1186528

also cl*toris


 No.1186530

>>1186527

>the kid disputed it

oh now thats a dumb kid right there


 No.1186531

>>1186528

You mean: pizz, 'rito, and burg


 No.1186532

why does everyone hate ifunnyposter so much i think the shit is funny


 No.1186533

File: fa93555491e42b8⋯.jpg (101.17 KB, 640x980, 32:49, fa93555491e42b86210eb341f0….jpg)


 No.1186534

>>1186532

this desupacito


 No.1186535

>>1186527

>and the kid disputed it

kid...

how the fuck is he convinced he's not in the wrong here


 No.1186536

<so what are you in for kid?

>aimbot. judge gave me 5 years. you?

<i spammed winston's "hi there" voiceline for over two whole minutes

>i-i don't want no trouble man......


 No.1186537

>>1186530

To be fair, how many kids know about copyright laws. I know when I was that young I was putting the copyright symbol on all of my OCs


 No.1186538

>>1186531

but those are key neet foodgroups


 No.1186539

>>1186532

the ifunny stuff is fine

it's everything else


 No.1186540

>>1186535

Because uhhh 🅱apitalism


 No.1186541

how easy is it to dispute a dmca


 No.1186542

>>1186541

well, disputing is easy. winning the potential court case after you dispute, on the other hand...


 No.1186543

File: 198ffd8a2782f96⋯.png (298.06 KB, 771x591, 257:197, ClipboardImage.png)

>mike pompeo got confirmed as secstate

time to build a bunker


 No.1186544

File: 467910cc37366e2⋯.png (29.7 KB, 566x117, 566:117, tanya.PNG)

*hornyposts*


 No.1186545

i hate that the only tanya doujin with even vaguely passable art is a snuff one


 No.1186546

speaking of stupid legal moves, one time my friend spread some girl's nudes on facebook and had to pay her around a thousand bucks (not sure if I remember the right amount) every month for a couple of years


 No.1186547


 No.1186548

>>1186547

im not going to jerk off to it im not that far gone


 No.1186549

>>1186546

dis is why i fuggen hade all women :DD


 No.1186550

it is kinda weird how vital videos about gaming are to youtube, but also none of them have any actual rights to their content

like a game company can at any point just legally pwn them


 No.1186551

Kiss


 No.1186552

File: a694a1df99a4de2⋯.jpg (313.71 KB, 1000x1348, 250:337, tanya degurechaff_yami shi….jpg)

File: f41c87a510ad9e5⋯.png (74.1 KB, 558x800, 279:400, tanya degurechaff_anonymou….png)

File: 7a75366ccf6c211⋯.png (64.04 KB, 575x800, 23:32, tanya degurechaff_anonymou….png)

File: 6cbbd370ebc1edc⋯.png (36.79 KB, 575x800, 23:32, tanya degurechaff_anonymou….png)

File: db0fa8be8690c1b⋯.png (76.88 KB, 575x800, 23:32, tanya degurechaff_anonymou….png)

i would a tanya though

even if she is a middle aged man


 No.1186553

File: 0b5de03b7723856⋯.jpg (94.27 KB, 1080x1020, 18:17, 0b5de03b77238562b955913c62….jpg)


 No.1186554

File: 3f5407fae6c278d⋯.png (934.29 KB, 700x960, 35:48, tanya degurechaff_natori y….png)


 No.1186555

>>1186548

for now...


 No.1186556

sauce moar


 No.1186557

libcuck americano


 No.1186558

libmericonservicuck


 No.1186559

Lib

Cuck

Cito


 No.1186560

why do "straight" men love massive veiny smegma cocks


 No.1186561

Hot take: The crab walk should've been left in Alien


 No.1186562

Cuckstuck general


 No.1186563

hot take: crabs are aliens


 No.1186564

File: c67532dba397e91⋯.jpg (174.16 KB, 750x776, 375:388, c67532dba397e91ada36e551b0….jpg)


 No.1186565

crabs are epic


 No.1186566

File: bdcb5950299697c⋯.jpg (57.72 KB, 1080x844, 270:211, bdcb5950299697c521aa910665….jpg)


 No.1186567

File: c97b7f23faeec04⋯.png (441.25 KB, 564x406, 282:203, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1186563

wrong

>>1186565

correct I want a pet crab


 No.1186568

If u wanted to see crabs,just look in ur mom's underpants >:)


 No.1186569

AM

AM I EPIC?


 No.1186570

[tiny crab voice]: take me to your leader


 No.1186571

>>1186569

if u have to ask

the answer is no


 No.1186572

coconut crabs aren't true crabs but I wanted to bring up that they have been known to climb up trees and attack sleeping birds


 No.1186573

>>1186571

NO, FUCK YOU. I AM EPIC. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.


 No.1186574

File: 2971f450cfbf9e0⋯.png (130.67 KB, 256x256, 1:1, download.png)


 No.1186575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1186576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1186575

the epic source


 No.1186577

File: c51ab28ff242199⋯.png (7.46 KB, 251x394, 251:394, NepetaAlternate.png)


 No.1186578

File: 90be076be1d8276⋯.jpg (54.43 KB, 720x1424, 45:89, 90be076be1d8276466d3e246f0….jpg)


 No.1186579

TEN YEARS AGO, I HAD DESIGNS ON MY OWN KIDS.

I KNEW THAT ONE DAY I MIGHT ACT ON THEM. SO TO STOP ME, I SHOT MYSELF IN MY OWN HEAD.

I KILLED THE PEDOPHILE IN ME. NOW, I DO THE SAME FOR SOCIETY.

THEY DON'T DESERVE PUNISHMENT. THEY DESERVE

GUNISHMENT


 No.1186580


 No.1186581

File: ab16988cf0a3c64⋯.jpg (41.32 KB, 720x536, 90:67, ab16988cf0a3c644f2c9b1bece….jpg)


 No.1186582

>>1186581

Oh fuck no


 No.1186583

File: 62421ca49055176⋯.jpg (19.88 KB, 350x370, 35:37, 62421ca49055176782a60ba6bc….jpg)

viz think they slick... SHE DABBIN!!!


 No.1186584

is John a soyboy???


 No.1186585

>>1186584

he's a basedboy


 No.1186586

actual soyboy: dave


 No.1186587

>>1186586

you're right

i don't like saying it but you're right


 No.1186588

File: 5f6ed37cf153cfd⋯.jpg (70.68 KB, 460x908, 115:227, aKDxqdN_460s.jpg)


 No.1186589

oh hey here's some politics talk that has nothing to do with donald trump

jared kushner, known target of a chinese influence campaign due to his business interests, wrote talking points for rex tillerson that mirrored chinese talking points, completely realigning american foreign relations to become more favorable to china

so that's interesting


 No.1186590

trump administration has nothing to do with trump


 No.1186591

>>1186590

i was being facetious you dingo


 No.1186592

gen z is puerto rican vapers whomst like sans and family guy


 No.1186593

>Cosby found guilty of all counts of sexual assault

wow whoa


 No.1186594

EB: so my dad brought home a cat today.

EB: she's kinda weird.

TG: weird like how

EB: wait a sec, i'll put her on.

TG: what

EB: :33 < hiii!


 No.1186595

>>1186591

so was i

owned


 No.1186596

File: 08cf5642d2e4b58⋯.jpg (52.79 KB, 720x562, 360:281, 08cf5642d2e4b58b346e90bfae….jpg)


 No.1186597

File: 991d87376b4f53a⋯.png (80.69 KB, 444x668, 111:167, ClipboardImage.png)

i thought maybe it was a one time thing, but no this guy just liveblogs his viewing of every youtube video in the comments

wtf kind of manson family household produces a person like this


 No.1186598

feferi flooded 🤔


 No.1186599

>>1186593

another ploy from the white man to keep a brother down...


 No.1186600

>>1186597

im seeing that sort of thing more and more, i blame twitch


 No.1186601

i can't believe VIZ is going to have to delete the cosbytop from homestuck....


 No.1186602

File: ef45c1f98a67edb⋯.gif (15.86 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00001.gif)

Starting my Homestuck reread liveblogging!


 No.1186603

>>1186601

Based japs will keep it in to own the sjws


 No.1186604

File: 39baf5c8e588882⋯.gif (24.46 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00002.gif)

Haha, classic.


 No.1186605

I cleared a couple 11s in djmax

every day i grow stronger


 No.1186606

File: 669e96cfe236378⋯.png (27.86 KB, 1292x155, 1292:155, 1524767321439.png)


 No.1186607

>>1186606

now that's a hot take


 No.1186608

File: d98a23a69abbd80⋯.gif (70.77 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00004.gif)

>You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN.

I wish these interests were more developed, like his others.


 No.1186609

>>1186597

it's epic, maybe


 No.1186610

File: 9340a1e772dd4a5⋯.gif (26.04 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00005.gif)

>Your ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST, pooplord!

Heh, good subversion of the classic MSPA arms gag.


 No.1186611

File: b78a38a6d82c3da⋯.gif (53.12 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00006.gif)

Really weird page.


 No.1186612

>>1186606

is this resetera


 No.1186613

File: 2fcaf0a8ca50b85⋯.gif (21.4 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00007_2.gif)

Ah, the Sylladex. Very cool mechanic and source of some pretty good gags in early Homestuck.


 No.1186614

File: b8c825d3cabc249⋯.jpg (243.1 KB, 1100x1422, 550:711, DbgZNtyUwAApn0c.jpg)


 No.1186615

File: 30bdd1126d8f0e3⋯.gif (34.27 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00008.gif)

Were the blood capsules ever used?


 No.1186616

File: 42778e9a538527d⋯.gif (21.47 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00011.gif)

John might have awful taste in movies, but his taste in webcomics is great.


 No.1186617

File: 31fba3b86ce7a8c⋯.gif (14.6 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00012.gif)

I love Dad.


 No.1186618

liveblogger go to bed


 No.1186619

>>1186612

Why yes


 No.1186620

File: d52967f2a08f1e3⋯.gif (10.98 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00016.gif)

>>1186618

This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!!!

STUPID STUPID STUPID.

And yet the plush surface of your bed...

It beckons.


 No.1186621

File: d9f79ed6eda8d92⋯.gif (36.07 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00020.gif)

One word. Epic.


 No.1186622

File: 8a8a8c9e4237a20⋯.png (341.36 KB, 570x538, 285:269, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1186623

File: b8ca5770b64b7d6⋯.gif (47.58 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00021.gif)

Foreshadowing!


 No.1186624

File: 53f0194366c568c⋯.gif (75.01 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00024_2.gif)

Good puns.


 No.1186625

i

i think this is spam?

maybe?


 No.1186626

its like

its intentional shitposting but i cant tell if its maliciously intended shitposting


 No.1186627

grant rtfc..................


 No.1186628

>>1186625

i mean yeah


 No.1186629

Spamming Homestuck General with Homestuck discussion.


 No.1186630

in Portal when you realize you are to be cremated. For a second I felt just what the Jews felt when they were put in the shower rooms.


 No.1186631

shut up


 No.1186632

>>1186630

>For a second I felt just what the Jews felt when they were put in the shower rooms.

absolutely nothing?


 No.1186633

File: 4aaacf23e381d91⋯.jpg (45.07 KB, 399x584, 399:584, 4aaacf23e381d91011c35bf71d….jpg)


 No.1186634

>>1186630

so you felt no remorse despite your countless misdeeds?


 No.1186635

>>1186629

see if you werent you, i would think theres some kind of point there

but i can see your post history, my man


 No.1186636


 No.1186637

>>1186635

who is it


 No.1186638

>>1186624

I wish the comic did more with ~ath and ^cake


 No.1186639

>>1186637

someone with a history of testing the limits of what spamming he can get away with :z


 No.1186640

youre not going to do shit


 No.1186641

does shrek lay eggs?


 No.1186642

.shrek.


 No.1186643

try telling people you love them it actually feels weird at first. We're really good at hating each other. We have to get good at loving each other.


 No.1186644

i love boobs


 No.1186645

>>1186641

stop asking that!


 No.1186646

.shrek.


 No.1186647

>>1186643

where did you paste this from


 No.1186648


 No.1186649

kanye voice; racism is an outdated concept


 No.1186650

hey have you heard/read trump's interview on fox and friends this morning

he's nuts lol


 No.1186651

File: 21890966ae68355⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 475x552, 475:552, DWGJZrhX4AEJfdQ.jpg)


 No.1186652

mother fucker idiot voice; *posts on hsg*


 No.1186653

>>1186650

havent heard it but have heard he went nuts

what did he talk about


 No.1186654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1186655

>>1186650

Did six million really due?


 No.1186656

>>1186654

not clicking


 No.1186657

I hate jews


 No.1186658

>>1186653

everything, kinda

it's melania's birthday and he says he didnt get her anything, says ronny jackson is amazing and the best and all the accusations are false, says comey's memos are all lies, insults the fbi and justice department

the big one is that he admits that cohen represented him for the stormy daniels thing

it was a lot, here's some biased cnn reporting on it compiling the greatest hits

ignore cilizza's commentary he's obnoxious

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/politics/donald-trump-fox-interview/index.html


 No.1186659

i wish the trannies fags and negros learned to love people as much as me


 No.1186660

>>1186658

>video autoplays

>"I would give myself an A+"

this is the political equivalent of those anchor arms from spongebob


 No.1186661

trump is a physical manifestation of a caricature of a politician


 No.1186662

>>1186660

he's said that like a dozen times though, that's basically presidential at this point


 No.1186663

megalobox is da gud shit


 No.1186664


 No.1186682

just purchased a very strange and epic item




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