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reading the description for this game didn't seem that awful but watching the trailer for it kind of makes me want to puke a bit

it's probably not even a bad game it's just trying to hard to ape every aspect of adventure time and i never even really super loved adventure time in the first place



that's blatant



is this legal





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nows the time to be smug about not being into Kanye at all


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>Not using the Nepeta one



isn't adventure time just the aesthetic of those tshirts with smiling ice creams/waffles on them from the mid 00s


>tfw maths and astronomy tests today and i haven't studied at all

pretty much accepting that i have to resit first year at this point

finally on meds though so thats something


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if anyone wants to struggle through the ad


nightfall was lame


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New meme: making fun of 30 somethings


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here's why it's bad

it's just a flash game from 6 years ago lol


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the thing being from 2012 makes the whole adventure time thing make more sense



forced meme


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every meme is forced



sounds like we've got a dirty thirty in the thread, lads


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tfw you haven't made a good song in 10 years


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/r/kappa using faggot


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i want Reika to crush my skull with her cold, cold thighs


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should i get the few mice they've added

event season is over and i don't have much else to do



I like seeing the mass exodus on his social media in real time


knuckle down buckle down and do it do it do it


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>Being unable to distinguish reality from fiction they would act out the things they read

gee it's a good thing we don't have that kind of problem anymore, do we


didnt kanye back off from being pro trump during the election



Were they wrong tho...




no one is clicking your virus, fuck off already



*leans back in chair* yeaaahhh... im gonna have to ask someone else to click that



i think people are trying to "side to the winner" or something, i see a bunch of people push that narrative that because he became president you gotta goose step with him or get pwned as an epic libtard

like, he's done a lot of bad shit and will continue to do some even more awful shit, but i don't think the answer to that is to suck his dick



we're not in the election anymore idiot fuck






its almost like.... i was reminiscing past events.....


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Tumblr users on April 25th, 2018: My ancestors are smiling on me Wikipedia. Can you say the same?



like um yeah!


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do you know what a fan is, because i bet at least half of these people don't like him or skyrim


who the shit is todd




what was it



but all the gamers love skyrim


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you cant rollerskate in a buffalo herd






rough ride on a buffaloman


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I am tired


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we lib in a society




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The thing people fail to realize about the OG venom fuckers is that they are not only attracted to you know, the physical aspects(of which you all are degenerates, me included), of the creature but the fact that since venom’s inception it has been written like a romantic drama soap opera.

Venom is new in town and looking for a squeeze, they’re bright eyed and naive and who attracts them first but little peter parker, an apple pie boy. They fall in love IMMEDIATELY and get real close. Venom is that kind of significant other that patterns tons of behavior off their spouse and it shows. They do the same things, they go everywhere together, they dress the same. Anyways, we know how it goes, these first time relationships tend to fizzle when one person is way more into the other person and it ends up looking one sided. Venom wants to tie the knot and get hitched and peter obviously gets cold feet, leaves the poor thing at the alter quite literally in a church. plus there’s always the jealousy aspect of venom and that it’s catty-er than hell. Anyways peter bounces and venom is -quite- upset and what does it do? Shacks up with an aquantence of his in a jealous rage. There was always some weird funk boiling below the surface with peter and eddie and venom takes advantage of this to form a really toxic rebound relationship. Anyways things get hot and heavy between the two and despite both eddie and venom relying on eachother for the wrong reasons they are quite the power couple. They really bond ( :) )over hating peter/spiderman. Eddie is more attentive than Peter anyway, getting venom gifts of brain fluid and you know the occasional gift of lovely chocolates. Quite the romantic. They have a kid and that kids a shithead, eddie gets sick, venom bails because it cant take the part of the relationship where you gotta put in the work, sleeps around for quite the while and then sets its sights on peters best friend. you cant make this shit up


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im still getting to know yorshka but she's pretty great

big teeth good and all that

also dark moon knightess is a good waifu


reminder he got eaten by a blob





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alright piconep just to let you know, that is jimmy james "the damned bro" dambro


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jim what's your middle name






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James "James "Damn, Bro!" Dambro, who groomed a child and had a gay suicide attempt over HSG" Dambro



thinkin bout dark souls


>It is the civil government’s job to ENFORCE God’s moral law – not to MAKE moral law on its own

why cant we extricate religion from government



i shall never say

im honestly surprised i didnt write my whole name out in my note, tbh, but i feel good that you dont know it


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>When even god approves of Nep beating you



fucking christfags


James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General


it's clark


wait why are we talking about James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?


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Who is this legendary mam


oh you mean James Dambro who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?

The very same James Dambro who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General?




>When the government attempts to usurp authority in the church or the home Christians have the God given right and in most cases the responsibility to exercise civil disobedience against such usurpation

the argument is basically that christians have a responsibility to ignore any law not specifically addressed by the bible


dumb crossie



did they miss the part of the bible that explicitly says to follow all of the laws the government has



his name is James Dambro and he cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General



once they realize that god's will is for them to actively overthrow secular governments and establishing theocracies, we'll basically have isis

which is basically what those militias in the woods are, with way less drive



I see now.


bsb put your name back on!!!



>why cant we extricate religion from government

they tried it once, it was called the Soviet Union. Didn't work out so well


give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar != do everything the government says no matter what


>wonk's in the "everyone who makes fun of me is one person" crowd




to be fair that's bsb's wonk-catchphrase


leave james isaac dambro alone


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>they tried it once, it was called the Soviet Union. Didn't work out so well


it's literally bsb's thing

and the three exclamation points were supposed to make it clear i was joking, i dunno why i thought it would do that though



you should check out the full article, he addresses that quite a bit


have we explained the broth to him yet


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make me bitch


to be fair im not the only person saying that James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General, once cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General



Jim came up with the stupid term, let him explain it.


i will admit that all the named people who go anon are basically one person to me, i cant really tell them apart except by content



i thought someone used it to refer to me

i dont remember coming up with it

i do think i named cletus though


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Imagine Nepeta putting a ball gag in your mouth and going to town on your ass with a strap-on.

Everytime you cry out in pain too loud she punches you in the back of the head.


View the voter registration of James Clark Dambro (age 23) from Las Vegas, Nevada


*jacks off to 12 year olds*

*jacks off to tomoko*

*jacks off to traps*

there i think we have all the bases covered


sounds v epic



James Dimma Dambro, owner of the D'ambrosio Dimma Dam, bro?


Jimbro Dimbro


*jacks off to 12yearold!trap!tomoko*


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jim: epic?



poptepic, even


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Nepeta blushes when you say you love her.

She can't bring herself to say she loves you too and chokes you while grinding your crotch.

What do you do.


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john karkat will be 8 years old this year



genuine question i have

are all trapfags pedophiles

like, does it inherently come with the territory

because it seems like it



john karkat is probably already dead from negligence


the first suicidal 8 year old


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do you consider thinking anime girls are cute pedophilia



Jesus fuck man



you think that's bad?

did you ever see the bucket spitting video?



The what


wait i fucked that up


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I was going to visit my brother and make some chicken tacos

but I overslept



new guy...





but thinking you want to fuck them while they're underage is


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im enjoying the trend of imprinting our history on the new guy


I'm gone for a couple of hours and I come back to a dozen new general threads. Why not just have one thread that is cyclical?



no, die


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i was wrong i guess


>Why not just have one thread that is cyclical?


also it happened because 8chan fucked up



archival purposes



8ch broke

also cyclical threads are shit


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You guys are the best



it's tradition


*in extremely jewish voice*



cyclical threads just ruin the mouthfeel of the broth



if it makes you feel any better, everyone in that video loathes themselves because of that event, and like 2 of them killed themselves



that's not the hsg way


hey nepposter



>like 2 of them killed themselves

you what


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they're not real



if you have cyclical threads you can't do this



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in my first semester of college (like october 2012) a guy came up to me to ask me about my space hoodie, because the hurricen had the servers off

i spent the entire break i had until my next class telling him about Homestuck Fandom Secrets like Tavros' origins and some hsg stuff



what about tavros' origin


that guy's name?

Cohen Edenfield.


redpill me on pokemon that are weak against ice



I don't get the third one




you are

your sexual attraction to children is

are furries not furries because the cartoon animal people aren't real



everyone thought he sounded like a pompous dick in his intro log so hussie crippled him and made him a bitch to fuck with expectations



>your sexual attraction to children is




in the last movie a luxray saves his trainer from a blizzard by keeping him warm then they are found in the next morning and it was frozen dead



i don't want to fuck fictional 10 year olds, that's probably sako





luxray isn't, so it threatens poliwrath out to a ground type and then 2HKOs on the switch with ice fang


100 foot tall giants aren't real, so nobody has a fetish for that


lads i played the demo of swerys new game

its uhhhhh kind of lame


im no footfag!!! i only jerk to cartoon feet!!!!!!


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blueberry inflation is real tho


remember, fiction is reality


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fucking cowards scared of accurate labels because they have negative connotations


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fiction has a measurable effect on reality


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it makes me want to jack my peepee off in reality


post the deer one


how fucking retarded are you


fucking imbecile


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don't lewd the nichijous


the intellectual dishonesty


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dont tell me what to do


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why do these 15 year olds have such fat thighs


Roman Catholic sign of the cross is upside down, done with five fingers instead of three, is done from left to right instead of right to left, etc. (basically inviting demons). Antichrist's Third Temple will have 8 chambers: a chamber per main religion; antichrist will be crowned in this temple; during crowning, he won't read the "belief prayer" correctly (rejecting Christ and acknowledging himself); when he will take his gloves off to make sign of the cross incorrectly (just for show), many people will see his big nails and will reject him; Patriarch (who will be crowning him) will say that this is the antichrist; antichrist will kill him. Also, antichrist will kill those priests who disagree with him at the 8th "wolf" Council; others will worship him when a bird dies at his feet. Roman Catholics, Satanists, and Buddhists use the same mudras; if you see these mudras on an icon, then it's not Orthodox icon; Orthodox icon has IC XC symbol (Jesus Christ). Roman Catholics pay drunks and prostitutes to pose for icons; passions of drunks and prostitutes transfer to those who pray to these images. Normal Orthodox icons are inspired by the Holy Spirit. Gaad in Ruski = Satan; hence, Americans = blasphemers because they always say: "Oh, my god!". Santa (word for Saint in Satanic languages) = Satan; hence, Spanish + Italian + Portuguese = blasphemers. Anathema to Satanic languages; triple anathema. Learn Church Slavonic; no curses in it; curses = prayer to Satan. All religions except Orthodoxy worship Satan. On bread for communion: IC XC NIKA (Jesus Christ Conquers) plus cross = Orthodox; hexagram plus Dusha Maya = antichrist. Jews and Muslims pray head down (either standing, bowing, or kneeling); this is Satanic prayer. Orthodox look into the eyes of icon; energy goes their way; they get healed; head and shoulders come together to reject Satan slowly and then fast to normal showing allegiance to Christ and not the devil. Hands cannot be on groin or behind back; either put them crossing each other on chest (right over left) or just by your sides. Legs together so that a demon doesn't run underneath your legs.


Clergy who will not "put Buddhist icons and serve antichrist's blood" will be killed; only 7 churches will be left as Pelageya of Ryazan predicted. In 2006 and at other meetings, fake patriarchs and bishops signed a bunch of documents betraying Orthodoxy by saying that all religions worship the same Supreme Being; triple anathema; don't let heretics tell you what to do. America will be last country to switch to Euro. Three big earthquakes will shake the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will attack Russia; but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to - 200 Celcius; stadium-size chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression); radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese will try to keep quiet about it; a lot of people will fall into this hole. Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland Alaska. Sionists wanted war between Russia and Germany from June 11th to October 11th on their holidays because (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) = 2016 (in their twisted logic). Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear = demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed people have triple stranded DNA; normal person can't swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is another shroud (Shroud of Milan) on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel Schneerson, Lenin (el=deity in Hebrew, nine = no in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the Creator), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel. WW3 happens; 7% of people will be left; after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader; don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran; one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at where tectonic plates meet; result: megatsunamis 1km high). Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc.


Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the wounds and diseases. Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is commonly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fillings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off. Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't stay longer than a few weeks. Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies very fast; deceived people will say that "Christ is here; Christ is there". Sometimes, he wears blue robe over left shoulder while red robe is underneath. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people to believe that he can do mountain moving and resurrection (using holograms); fire from the sky is easy (considering the gases from pollution in the atmosphere). Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, 666 is given. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. Forgive me.


ifunny poster.......


[in sako voice] wherever I go I must also fap


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i didnt read any of that and will not read any you plan on posting


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so how was your 2 week break


or i think i made it 11 days? I don't remember


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i am sick of you pedo



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Whos this



Anon Wojak


the fact that saria will never lovingly suckle the tip of my dick is fairly distressing





Where's this from?


Kokiri are the playable loli race for the Zelda mmo



yahoo answers


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Ah, the place for intelligent people to share knowledge


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are moblins the orcs


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ok you can stop now


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she's better when her physical age is in the 20s


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>friend acts badly

>texts me today apologizing and saying his "depression go ahold of him"

how do i respond in a way to let him know what he did wasn't really acceptable, but also it's cool and i understand he's going through shit



go off i guess






mhmm yes sounds promising go on


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the only thing better than loli shinobu is jc shinobu


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That's how you respond.


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you've gone too far now, ifunny poster


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tfw sat in a different thread for a couple of hours, wondering where everyone went


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tell us what they did


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elf is the best character in dragon's crown



just kinda kept flipping out and getting extremely angry over something very small all night and made everyone uncomfortable

this isn't the first time, which is why i want to say something rather than just telling him it's no big deal


are real people are actually more one-dimensional than fictional ones



anyone who wouldn't pick amazon should not be trusted


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Who here loves thier waifu.



elf is the only character that looks fucking normal


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me! me!


is something like "it's alright man, but it might help to figure out some strategies to deal with these emotions when they come up. it's not healthy to just lash out or self medicate" okay

is that too preachy


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alt reality where instead of risky boots continuing to be an antagonist after pirate's curse, she becomes an anti hero and later good guy like vegeta



I was too lazy and now I'm stuck without a backstory


too retarded to answer the real questions

as always


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someone made a panda gallery that's just every possible permutation of meltys


do it faggot


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le... me


actually a lot of those probably aren't even possible, since when you're pregnant you have to go to the hospital to give birth and can't do a whole lot else



Standard rpg maker archive


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ben, wes, and sako: the waifutard trinity


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introducing the NEW friend: piconep


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i don't know if it's more pathetic that he makes these or not


i hope sako gets vanned to be honest

i'm sick of his bad posts



despacitowned modtard


my dick is mammoth



it's as likely as jimbo actually killing himself


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get him to spam fuck off pedo again that was fun



i'm certain 8chan is a watchlist website

and "ironically" calling yourself a pedo all day every day for a month straight and going into detail about your desires towards children seems like an epic way to get some special attention


I would never actually own one of those boob mousepad things, how embarrassing


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true waifutards have regular nightmares about their waifu being spammed on hsg


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[in fbi voice] We have determined the SAKO MCGUNLLAD to be too hicktarded to pose a threat to others




nick cruz all over again,,,


MCGUNLLAD claimed this post was a joke. He then spit on AGENT JOHNSON'S shoe, giving no acknowledgment afterward that he had done anything out of the ordinary.


Ed Edd n Eddy Full EP Live Stream 24/7 - Ed Edd n Eddy Live


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this kid is pissed


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why are you so mad by the way

why do you project your desires for small children on to me



so is that semen residue or enormous amounts of wrist residue



it's baste



see attached photo



i dont even have to post for you to throw a fit anymore it's epic


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ah, so paradigmatic


>home alone, except instead of a kid and robbers, it's sako and fbi agents

>the agents try to corner him in the bathroom, but they slip on an oilslick of human spit and slide into the bottomless bathroom pit


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am i the only true individual


*nails the feminization tag shut*


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need retard goddess gf...


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it's not feminization it's gender bender, nerd


whats a juul




rich folks be crazy


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epic, link


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i hope james rolfe starts wearing a hat or something soon

i cannot stand watching his hairline pass away in real time




a flash drive that you suck


james rolfe in a wig


*travels back in time to tell james rolfe to add a hat to his nerd uniform*



This has to have been planned





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well its from a video game so



this is a good post, jim.

you posted, goodly style.



strange how much low res meme quality can obscure that



oh gee, thanks pal, means a lot



yappari, twas feminization...


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ez plat, onto the next


[in slutty!apu voice] thank you, cum again~





don't bully jontron



>he's also a thirty something year old racist joke

he's in his twenties though


how is apu racist?

some indians work in convenience stores


You know the Simpsons is way past expiration date when one of the recurring characters is now racially offensive

Then again 1990 was another age


I wish I still worked at the campus Starbucks. That would be epic right now.


finally finished god of war:

>the final boss feels a bit like a anti climax -- partially because it's easy to get overpowered by chasing sidequests but also because it feels like the game was building up to more before it stopped suddenly

>the story on the other hand does feel wrapped up pretty well

>there are optional bosses that are pretty difficult plus a buttload of collectables and an bonus dungeon that i didn't really go into, also a bunch of enemy encounters repop with stronger enemies

i'm feelin a high 8, low 9 on this one


that's me on the bottom.



what did you think it was......



he was a cultural touchstone that people would jokingly refer to indian men as

now we just gotta call em poos >:)



oh, also one of the qa testers has bofa as their nickname, which, nice


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me at the bottom left



I bet a jew made this



Don't lump fat mobster kid and his libertarian friends in with /pol/acks



white males...



you'll be a white male too the second i get pics of you doing anything cringy or violent


I, for one, am shocked to see that /pol/ posters look like they were dorks who were bullied in high school.


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>the second i get pics of you doing anything cringy or violent

good luck






That was supposed to be in italics


niqab wonk?


as compared to libcucks who look like action movie stars


Those images are very selective and not representative of /pol/, you can tell by how white it is.



pol is probably white again now that the boomers colonized it


so you wanna be a libcuck, kid, well....

whoop de doo


hey yesterday wonk was defending the bike cuck comic

thats a riot


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Soyboys are a factually incorrect myth


Phoneposting is such bullshit


americans of every stripe are basically malformed goblins after growing up staring at screens and shoveling down mass market ZOG feed all day



I actually look very handsome owned


Nuke Europe


las creaturas...


holy shit a libcucked horse


*messes with texas*


*mexas with tesses*


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thread theme


get pizza for dinner y/n



order pasta instead



i can get both...



only if you add a tropical twist!




*tropical twists your neck, killing you instantly*



make sure to eat only 1 serving, with salad



only pasta



the pinapp

in my own blood as i die*



That's gonna be a $500 fine for you now, good job idiot.



pizza is applied pasta


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I ate some pistachio halvah earlier

shit was oishii as fuck




Porque no los dos? A pizza place near my house actually has a spaghetti pizza. Literally pizza with spaghetti as a topping.


*plunging attacks into thread*



I'm going to nuke your pizza place


tonight I will meet my coworker at a bar in long beach, and i will try and fuck her friends


a place near me has a big mac pizza

thousand island dressing instead of tomato sauce, pickles, ground beef, onions and some other stuff I can't remember



And people complain about pineapples on pizza.


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my favorite pizza replaces the sauce with scrambled eggs and is piled high with thick cut bacon


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my favorite homestuck quotes



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the only non-traditional pizza I accept is ziti pizza




*nae naes on this post*


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*stankylegs away from this post*


heatin up a hocket


how do i get on into the next big thing



the next big thing is what we call your mom lol



Learn Rust with me. Get job and loadsamoney on the memetrain. Move onto next meme language.


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me on the right



where do i start


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really pretty earth c art



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This may or may not be a collossal waste of time. I'm just doing it for fun.


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help im too good at halo and i keep stomping my friends


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find a friend who is better than you



ive played with like 12 of them tonight and none of them could beat me


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goo night hsg


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why did bsb stop tripping



Have a nice rest.


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welcome to die



ths is the worst fucking one of these by far


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kill niggers



Shame Earth C is a shithole.


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i'll forgive hussie for late homestuck if cd is the star of the epilogue


stop posting homestuck


smt4a is pretty alright so far...


shut up


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Do you think I'm still under any obligation to listen to you? Ha. Do you actually still believe I ever considered you my friends? Hehehe... Your naive trust in me was what made you so easy to manipulate.

You were certainly useful. For a time. But I've grown and you're all just leeches in the end. It was all just a game to me, don't you get that?

Oh, here's a thought! Why don't you pray to your God to save you? Too bad, leeches, that God is me now.


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were eating hamburgers on black buns we got from the store

ill report back if they make my doodoo green



good luck



goo morning hsg


theres wild lizards around here and this morning we saw a real slow one

and uh, it let us get real slow and my gf picked it up and shit and it didnt struggle or anythin

i kind of poked its head and it just went with it and didnt push back

she carried it to a slightly different spot and put it down and it just kind of sat there

it was either because it was gonna shed skin, maybe. or it was old or somethin

neat experience


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I leave my shitposting in God's hands today



i can't keep working at this company, everyone's a fuckin herb



you will tell me your address



meaning what



they're nerds and not even the cool type of nerds

plus the entire business is tied to facebook's apis and stuff which in addition to being a Bad Idea makes me feel woozy ethically



*looks up absentmindedly from newspaper*

huh? oh, yeah nice humblebrag

*goes back to reading*


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I wonder if Corruption of Champions is any good after... seven years?


damn fake, uncool nerds

i bet they dont even own a pocket pussy



i mean its not gonna secretly get worse



Answer me.




*nae naes on this post*


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you know people are still working on it right?


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I'm gonna be a piece of shit and do nothing all day


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introducing the new waifu


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no it was weird

its not a brag it was a sick or old lizard


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quick reminder that we live in hellworld


if you think current fake news bullshit is bad, just wait until machine learning gets more sophisticated


i mean

looking at the phones in real life

i cant get a samsung galaxy, no way

the curved screen is awful, i cant stand it



i had to look to find what you meant and man

that's a bad phone



shut up



hi ruta

how are you doing



*puts a dunce cap on you but instead of dunce it says bitch idiot*


i wish the street cleaner was an autobot that would raw me



i havent been married even a week

cut me some slack



every phone is garbage now

>flagship phones are fucking huge and expensive and suck at battery

>anything outside of that is just asking to be hacked because the makers won't update it after it's released



its fucked up

best of the selection at the store looked to be a huawei mate 10 pro, so ill probably go with it

but the rest all looked like complete shit

at this point im almost like "maybe i should just forego this 200$ gift card and just fuckin buy a xiaomeme off aliexpress"


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/all shut up



hi ruta


i wish nothing but the worst for you, you imbecile


tea bitch



i hope youre having a nice day


persona 4 ps2 opening > p4 golden opening



both are bad


also reach out to the truth is really bad. time to make history ended up being a surprising improvement


tranny poster



i just watched it and those dances are garbage



i didnt have a problem with either p4 or p4gs battle themes but

my wife wants to watch me play through p5 and like

im actually in the first castle and pretty sick of the random battle theme

the first ten seconds are the best part


i also hate that faggot cat and ryuji sucks i want based junpei "DA MAN" iori back



i just don't think battle themes should have vocals outside of special occasions but that's just me...

i didn't enjoy p5's that much either, it got old really fast i think. at least most fights are 15-20 seconds long usually so you don't gotta hear much


also the cover system in p5 feels kind of buggy and it keeps not doing what i feel like it should do, resulting in me fuckin

dancing around walls right in front of the enemies but they dont notice me apparently so i mash x enough and i eventually get it


>Knives are illegal in NJ



that happened to me a lot too, i would keep flipping around corners while trying to jump someone. it wasn't that bad since yeah you can mash buttons and still do the surprise attack, i only had that method fail a few times across two playthroughs


shut up



tfw epic brass knuckles are banned everywhere


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stop posting this image it makes me hungo



I can still buy illegal ones



me too but it sure is nice to be able to buy them in stores



It would be nice, but in all honesty hiding brass knuckles and knives isn't that hard.



how many people have you dropped new guy


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don't brass knuckles break fingers if they aren't fitted properly



Zero, nearly one




Yeah but they have to be tight on your hand.



It's depressing tbh fam



in the same boat as you but two instead of one



i get depressed every time i see James Rolfe's hairline


>breaking the law



pussy alert



>Obeying Nanny state faggots


refugees probably


his name



teach me how to shitto teach me teach me how to shitto


this frozen mac and cheese dinner is bad enough it must be a metaphor for something



No milk for crafts mac and chese?





that's a good idea ill drown it in milk


stop giving trannies attention



You sadden me


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im bored


European paganism interests me


the vomsmith


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take a nap like I'm about to

you can't be bored if you're unconscious



Post more Neps


>both the Witch and the Blood-starved Beast were optional bosses

fucking hell







naps give me headaches



everything gives you headaches


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herro, i'm a jackie chan!



shut up


you have only one bullet

wonk or ifunny







the wonk problem will take care of itself this is a bad joke i apologize wonk



I don't like centorea because she's a shit character








why is everyone only now just getting into retsuko because someone posted the dub


why do trannies even fucking bother, just off yourself already


Stores in New York sell brass knuckles

They're labelled as "novelty paperweights", most often sold at shady Chinaman/Arabman stores that sell ugly mallninja swords and bootleg merchandise


i forgot ihad dead cells



because 1)netflix saving anime 2)now it' has a coherent story and it's not just one-minute long shorts


invent teleportation so i can acquiesce white castle and taco bell



is netflix doing the dub?



couldn't you try to kind of line them up and get both at once


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>tfw pancake man is rightfully garbage



it's more than a simple dub, it's a Netflix Original Series



why do they put that on everything they dub

that's why i thought 7 deadly sins was, you know, actually original to them


i cant wait to kill myself


what should i know before playing deac cells



the devs used to make a bunch of web games that i played for quite a few years before abandoning them all to make dead cells

it's a tad unepic

also they're french



what web games




refund request submitted




this was the main one. there were a whole bunch of other ones but i didn't play those for very long




Vocaroo embed. Click on thumbnail to play.



actually i played this one too for a little while


one of the main features of hammerfest was that every 2 weeks you could go up in "rank" depending on the percentile of your score and then if you were the highest score in rank #1 you got on the hall of fame

that's been broken for a few years now, though


i think i was like rank 3/5


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oh no I was 2


Dammit. What it the best way to get woodpeckers to stop punching holes on your house. I've had to chase the fuckers off 5 times this morning.


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I mean, it will get rid of the woodpeckers, but its probably also going to make the neighbors call the cops on me.



redpill me on surfdog


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well, then you have a way to get rid of them too


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one run of dead cells in

its ok

i dont know whats going on

the difficulty is more in just "things hurt a lot"


there was some moss i could tickle and a statue i could rub and they both did nothing

idk what that was about


ill try the game another time my wife gets home soon @_@



she doesnt have enough boobs for that shirt to work



she seems to have 2 boobs

how many would she need for that shirt?




her boobs need boobs, basically



like a snowman?


or like

each boob has a set of boobs on it


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is this how jews grow


>splatoon is doing a 3 round tmnt splatfest

wad da fug


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hmm nah


teenage mutant nigger turtles xd



what game





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big epic


god of onions would actually be a good memegame



They had transformers and SpongeBob ones in 1, so that's not too surprising


kind of weird that tmnt is still an ip that's being used

like, do actual kids give a shit about it


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SLK a cute!



I shoot ifunny and then punch wonk on his fat snout


i wonder if hologram tupac would be my friend






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Epic receding hairline


>Epic games is suing a 14 year old for using hacks in fortnite




you gotta be more positive

it's a proceeding forehead


if i had to choose between suing 14 year olds and chinese hackers everywhere, i know what i'd pick...


Gangsters suck


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epic narce



i feel like its up to me to save cosmo

and thus, it's up to me to destroy narcy


More like.... fartsy


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I like how contrarian microsoft is


>pixiv patreon



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redpill me on faceoff



How was your birthday babe


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Probably cartel shenanigans



ten more years of water games!



it was epic, i drank too much and puked a lot

i had absinthe for the first time



simply epic



why is this legal

hopefully they just throw the case out?


oh yeah, happy birth sponge

how was the absinthe



still waiting for the dream foxeye/ulillillia collab





thanks boo boo

it was really good it had the carmellized sugar drip and everything







Apparently the kid made a video of how to use hacks in fortnite and put it on the game's forums. Epic dcma'd it and the kid disputed it, so now that gives epic the right to go to court


three words forbidden in hsg: love, thanks, happy



also cl*toris



>the kid disputed it

oh now thats a dumb kid right there



You mean: pizz, 'rito, and burg


why does everyone hate ifunnyposter so much i think the shit is funny


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this desupacito



>and the kid disputed it


how the fuck is he convinced he's not in the wrong here


<so what are you in for kid?

>aimbot. judge gave me 5 years. you?

<i spammed winston's "hi there" voiceline for over two whole minutes

>i-i don't want no trouble man......



To be fair, how many kids know about copyright laws. I know when I was that young I was putting the copyright symbol on all of my OCs



but those are key neet foodgroups



the ifunny stuff is fine

it's everything else



Because uhhh 🅱apitalism


how easy is it to dispute a dmca



well, disputing is easy. winning the potential court case after you dispute, on the other hand...


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>mike pompeo got confirmed as secstate

time to build a bunker


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i hate that the only tanya doujin with even vaguely passable art is a snuff one


speaking of stupid legal moves, one time my friend spread some girl's nudes on facebook and had to pay her around a thousand bucks (not sure if I remember the right amount) every month for a couple of years




im not going to jerk off to it im not that far gone



dis is why i fuggen hade all women :DD


it is kinda weird how vital videos about gaming are to youtube, but also none of them have any actual rights to their content

like a game company can at any point just legally pwn them




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i would a tanya though

even if she is a middle aged man


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for now...


sauce moar


libcuck americano








why do "straight" men love massive veiny smegma cocks


Hot take: The crab walk should've been left in Alien


Cuckstuck general


hot take: crabs are aliens


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crabs are epic


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correct I want a pet crab


If u wanted to see crabs,just look in ur mom's underpants >:)





[tiny crab voice]: take me to your leader



if u have to ask

the answer is no


coconut crabs aren't true crabs but I wanted to bring up that they have been known to climb up trees and attack sleeping birds





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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


the epic source


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Oh fuck no


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viz think they slick... SHE DABBIN!!!


is John a soyboy???



he's a basedboy


actual soyboy: dave



you're right

i don't like saying it but you're right


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oh hey here's some politics talk that has nothing to do with donald trump

jared kushner, known target of a chinese influence campaign due to his business interests, wrote talking points for rex tillerson that mirrored chinese talking points, completely realigning american foreign relations to become more favorable to china

so that's interesting


trump administration has nothing to do with trump



i was being facetious you dingo


gen z is puerto rican vapers whomst like sans and family guy


>Cosby found guilty of all counts of sexual assault

wow whoa


EB: so my dad brought home a cat today.

EB: she's kinda weird.

TG: weird like how

EB: wait a sec, i'll put her on.

TG: what

EB: :33 < hiii!



so was i



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i thought maybe it was a one time thing, but no this guy just liveblogs his viewing of every youtube video in the comments

wtf kind of manson family household produces a person like this


feferi flooded 🤔



another ploy from the white man to keep a brother down...



im seeing that sort of thing more and more, i blame twitch


i can't believe VIZ is going to have to delete the cosbytop from homestuck....


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Starting my Homestuck reread liveblogging!



Based japs will keep it in to own the sjws


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Haha, classic.


I cleared a couple 11s in djmax

every day i grow stronger


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now that's a hot take


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>You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN.

I wish these interests were more developed, like his others.



it's epic, maybe


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>Your ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST, pooplord!

Heh, good subversion of the classic MSPA arms gag.


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Really weird page.



is this resetera


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Ah, the Sylladex. Very cool mechanic and source of some pretty good gags in early Homestuck.


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Were the blood capsules ever used?


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John might have awful taste in movies, but his taste in webcomics is great.


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I love Dad.


liveblogger go to bed



Why yes


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This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!!!


And yet the plush surface of your bed...

It beckons.


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One word. Epic.


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Good puns.



i think this is spam?



its like

its intentional shitposting but i cant tell if its maliciously intended shitposting


grant rtfc..................



i mean yeah


Spamming Homestuck General with Homestuck discussion.


in Portal when you realize you are to be cremated. For a second I felt just what the Jews felt when they were put in the shower rooms.


shut up



>For a second I felt just what the Jews felt when they were put in the shower rooms.

absolutely nothing?


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so you felt no remorse despite your countless misdeeds?



see if you werent you, i would think theres some kind of point there

but i can see your post history, my man




who is it



I wish the comic did more with ~ath and ^cake



someone with a history of testing the limits of what spamming he can get away with :z


youre not going to do shit


does shrek lay eggs?




try telling people you love them it actually feels weird at first. We're really good at hating each other. We have to get good at loving each other.


i love boobs



stop asking that!





where did you paste this from



kanye voice; racism is an outdated concept


hey have you heard/read trump's interview on fox and friends this morning

he's nuts lol


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mother fucker idiot voice; *posts on hsg*



havent heard it but have heard he went nuts

what did he talk about


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Did six million really due?



not clicking


I hate jews



everything, kinda

it's melania's birthday and he says he didnt get her anything, says ronny jackson is amazing and the best and all the accusations are false, says comey's memos are all lies, insults the fbi and justice department

the big one is that he admits that cohen represented him for the stormy daniels thing

it was a lot, here's some biased cnn reporting on it compiling the greatest hits

ignore cilizza's commentary he's obnoxious



i wish the trannies fags and negros learned to love people as much as me



>video autoplays

>"I would give myself an A+"

this is the political equivalent of those anchor arms from spongebob


trump is a physical manifestation of a caricature of a politician



he's said that like a dozen times though, that's basically presidential at this point


megalobox is da gud shit



just purchased a very strange and epic item

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