I have formed /ammit/ over at endchan.xyz as a backup.
However, embarrassingly for the time being, I cannot figure out how to sticky threads, among other things, so the rule thread is stuck the way it is right now.
Haha, never mind, fixed it immediately after making this post.
Also, banners can actually be changed over at endchan, so post banners either in this thread or over at /ammit/.
The Sticky
Autism is the backbone of imageboards. It all depends on how you use it.
In previous times, this board belonged to someone who did not understand this. Now it belongs to those of JUSTICE.
Rules:
Maintain JUSTICE. Those who do not follow Ammit's ways may be banned from this board by vote, similar to how /baphomet/ does it. For now, this is the only rule.
You may use this board to discuss all manner of good deeds done in her name, and anything else about her you can think of. May JUSTICE be with each and every one of you.
I sure hope something comes out of this.
What are some good things to listen to while meditating and thinking about Ammit?
I suggested this once a long time ago, but it didn't spiral out of control enough for it to please our goddess. Until now.
I have an idea on how to gain increased recognition of our goddess in a fashion similar to the Bub and Bob poll-skewing that happened years back on 4/v/.
Now, rule34.xxx is generally bad for a number of reasons, including but probably not limited to still running NTR ads like Ashleymadison ads along with this list: http://rule34.xxx/icameout.php being utter shit in a variety of ways. What I am proposing is that we wash over said list in JUSTICE to meme magic highly amusing results into happening.
1: Get out a phone, disconnect from wifi, and turn its airplane mode on, then off.
2: Go to this page: http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1814627 and click the "I Came" button as well as the "up" button next to the score.
3: Repeat these two steps again and again.
4: Do it with other egyptian monster girls and especially JUSTICE monster girls as well, though primarily with the Ammit-chan pic, until the vast majority, if not the entirety of the ICame list is entirely JUSTICE. We should try to get Ebola-chan in 2nd.
If we each continually do this for an hour each day, we could easily accomplish this by the end of Khenmaat, in fact.
Pantheon & Structure
Alright you mystery cultists.
I'm going to try to organize our growing pantheon into a coherent array. I am not aware of how it goes on halfchan, or generally the rest of the internet, so I must rely on others to tell me the extent of worship and current champions. 8chan being as it is, we do not pay attention to all of the gods that have arisen. For instance, is the robot of reddit a patron of a city-state, each variance their version a variance on the old "Jupiter-of-", or is it more akin to our anonymous, an amalgam of the individuals? Should red and green anons be brothers, one supplanting the other in their joint position? I'll focus on what I myself know, from the perspective of a /tg/-/pol/ based chanthropologist.
As these things go, twelve is a good number for a pantheon. Twelve high gods, with their own varying number of champions, servitors, and domains. Taking a shortcut I would base the the pantheon on the Jungian archetypes, so that every facet is looked after. By this manner the twelve months can be devoted to one god apiece, overlap of domain is kept to a minimum, and thus rituals can be specialized. Now there are multiple ways to arrange the wheel, but I will go off the nice face one.
Magician
Red anon, the gestalt of infinity, son of chaos.
Patriarch
Bane, the fire rises.
Angel
Fimbulvetr sisters, purity given form. Second form in Freya & Danielle.
Enchantress
Ebola-chan, there is no cure for love.
Actress
Pepe, the number of Pepes is too damn high. Seriously, how many frogs are there?
Troubadour
Moonman, the great poet of fury. As carefree as he is deadly. Great Champion is Zyklon Ben.
Jester
Green anon, the gestalt of anonymous discourse.
Warrior
Vee James, patron god of FUCKING RAGE and not playing vidya.
Queen
Vivian James, patron goddess of ethics/sportsmanship, and playing vidya.
Mother
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Matriarch
Ammit, the final judgement, keeper of the "encyclopaedia".
Sage
Wōjak, he's learning all of the miseries of the world firsthand, Wōdan in training.
There is something horribly wrong with this picture.
Now that this board is getting activity again, I'd like to ask:
For those who pray to Ammit, what do your prayers typically consist of? Give some examples.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT AMMIT-CHAN!
AMMIT SNACKBAR!~
You like free shit?
Of course you do.
So uh. Does anyone here want to bunker at endchan for now? If so, should I rename the new board /ammit/ or not?
It seems as if most people on this board are waiting until next comes before posting anything new. Is that true?
Waiting for Hitler? Well wait no more!
Let's discuss how and where we'd build the first IRL temple to Ammit. It'd likely have to be in Texas due to it being the most substantial demographic of /monster/, but where in Texas would specifically be the best spot?
/monster/ is nearly about to pass ahead of /christian/. One day /mg/ will do the same, and our holy competition with Christianity will have succeeded in our favor.
Have other Justicians besides shrinefag started working on shrines of their own yet?
An Important Holiday for Justicians
I've been thinking. A big reason as to why Ebola-chan took off among many people in the past was how assblasted other people got over her. With that said, I'd like to give an idea of a long-lasting holiday we should probably celebrate, and we can come up with ideas on what to do in order to prepare for it.
For those that don't know, the Lavon Affair refers to a historically documented incident in which Egyptian jews failed to carry out a false flag operation for Israel that was meant to urge the U.S. into attacking Egypt, our goddess's homeland (as far as we know thus far, anyway, the details of her origins never really seem to have been discussed among the egyptians as far as I know): http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/History/lavon.html
The trial for those that attempted to carry out the false flag (the ones that hadn't committed suicide by then, anyway) took place from December 11 to January 27, so if we have the holiday take place in that time period, we have a little time to think about how we want to celebrate it. It could make sense to designate it as a holiday revolving around the JUSTICE of truth, with us sharing secrets about ourselves with friends and loved ones to reflect that. And sharing this holiday with others would help bring more people over to Ammit.
So, what do we call it?
How do we celebrate it?
How do we spread it as a holiday?
So, we all know by now that after starting FOREVER EVER, Liru arose from the dead 3 days later, making her a confirmed daughter of Ammit. Who else do you think will end up as a daughter of hers?
ITT: Rare Ammits.
Our goddess loves salad.
Post all your best salad recipes in this thread, as well as recommending any restaurants that actually serve good salad instead of flavorless nonsense with croutons as their only remotely redeeming feature.
>I shall do the right thing
>I shall uphold the correct behavior
>I shall maintain the order
>I shall proliferate the truth
>I shall seek JUSTICE
Living by the Maat, the concept represented by the feather with which your heart is compared, is what will allow you to not have it eaten.
Maat is what keeps the universe in order, as well as harmony among men. This order doesn't mean that there are "good" parts and "bad" parts. Everything lives in balance and exists for balance.
Life may be cherished more than death, but death is also part of this balance.
By this balance, not only I recognize my lustful desires, but embrace them to thrive in my mind and soul, complete and in balance.
This is my way of praising The Goddess, for delivering me into this place, reading my mind, and putting me in the path for a loving monstergirl, a tall, warm and flowery monstergirl. Praise be to Ammit and Her Thighs.
What are you thankful to The Goddess for, brothers?
I wonder how quickly beegirls will be memed into existence through Ammit, and how edgy/chuuni they will tend to be as a result.
>/egy/ is in the top 25 again
>we're a more popular religion board than /ebola/ now
I feel bad for them.
ANCIENT EGYPTIANS INVENTED BASEBALL
http://weeklyworldnews.com/sports/12150/ancient-egyptians-invented-baseball/
Do you know what this means? We have assurance that Ammit-chan will one day become more mememagical than Wade Davis after all.
Justician doctrine?
I know we worship Ammit-chan and believe in JUSTICE, but what precisely does this entail? Any special rituals, ways of life, commandments? Is this like gnosticism but with less euphoria?
Also, have some waifus from Ammit-chan's homeland.
Justician Class for Robots
This is meant to be a thread to help educate the robots of /r9k/ on Ammit and her ways of JUSTICE once the /monster/-/r9k/ banter thread currently on /r9k/ reaches its post limit and I invite them over here within the OP post of a new banter thread. With any luck, it will bring added strength to Ammit and our religion.
What's your speculation on how King Tut first realized Ammit was his waifu, Justicians?
What would Ammit's stand be?
we got ninja'd
Apparently there's a real religious organization that advocates following ma'at, called Kemetic Orthodoxy. They're about as Egyptian as mayonnaise - the central "temple" of the religion is in Joliet, Illinois. Pic related.
It is already known that the Magician tarot card provides 8chan with memetic energy.
So, I will leave this tarot card on this board and see if anything comes out of it too.
What is the proper sacrifice to make to Ammit-chan so she'll make monstergirls real faster?
Everyone who is a true Justician should be able to answer this question.
In what way is Ebola-chan JUSTICE?
Catgirls Coming Soon
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>This applies to CRISPR experiments to “edit” the DNA of all plants and animals—as well as in the future, perhaps, humans, if scientists like Qu further hone the technique.
>First genetically modified humans could exist within two years
ARIGATOU, AMMIT-CHAN
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Can we also talk about Ammit-chan's friends, Ebola-chan and Hariti?
For JUSTICE! AMMIT SNACKBAR~!
Ohayou Gozaimasu!
Please try your very best today for our goddess Ammit-chan!