No.341
Why is goatmom the perfect Waifu
No.342
No.382
>>341
while she's qt, she isn't my waifu
I'm not some monster who'd do that to my mom
No.387
No.389
Piss off, Asgore. You lost your wife to a pile of bones. Deal with it,.
No.394
she is the living definition of kindness, warmth, strength, beauty and motherly love
She's the second strongest character in the game and cute as heck too…
What's not to like?
No.396
Her son is a better husbando
No.397
>>396
>implying I wouldn't waifu/husband both of them at once
No.405
>>397
>having more than one waifu/husbando
Are you some kind of sandnigger?
No.406
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>>342
I aint asgore, I just want to spend the rest of my life with her
No.407
>>405
It's not that. It's more like, how can I ignore Asriel's ass, regardless of my devotion for goatmom?
No.408
>>407
>devotion
m8, you lack devotion, if you truly had devotion to goatmom you would stay true to her
No.837
>Toriel will never be your Wife
>You will never spend the rest of your life with her
>You will never sit next to her near a warm fire
>You will never bake a cake with her
>You will never wake up next to her
>She will never send you pun related jokes with a ' ]: )' to finish it off
>You will never take her on a date
>You will never watch fireworks with her
>You will never ask her to marry you
>You will never have a child with her
>You will never grow old with her
No.860
>>837
god damnit ASGORE stop with the pasta and pay your alimony
No.861
>>860
She's too nice to do even do alimony
No.997
No.1025
>>860
What's the thing with alimony?
Does he have to pay for dead children or what?
No.1095
>>837
you can't grow old with her. she'll outlive you and she'll be relatively looking the same when you die.
No.1116
>>1095
>implying boss monsters are immortal
>implying this isn't your own personal retarded headcanon
No.1118
>>1116
They won't get older as long as they have no children.
No.1129
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No.1141
>>1118
>>1129
>implying this is canon
No.1146
>>1141
>literally mentioned in game
>not canon
nay, it is thee with the personal retarded headcanon
No.1152
>>1141 yes it is cannon, monsters in Undertale literally age by receiving soul-stuff from their parents and giving it to their offspring, which you would know if you fucking paid attention
For the record, its explained more in the Snowdin library
No.1154
>>1146
>>1152
>actually believing that old faggot turtle and that one book he probably wrote himself
My gentlemen, I assume you are… what's it called, oh yes, "special"
No.1269
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Will you kiss her under a mistletoe?
No.1546
No.1623
>>1269
>she asks how a mistletoe works
>tell her people kiss under it
>she pecks you on the cheek platonically
No.1657
>you will never massage her feet
No.1659
>>1623
then force a kiss anyway
No.1676
No.1679
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>"A-Anon, what if the child wakes up?!"
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No.1682
>>1680
Maybe you should go back to sleep anon
No.1689
>>1679
The goat is not for lewd
remove this heresy
No.1693
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No.1741
>>1738
you are such a memer
No.1749
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>"Don't be silly anon, I haven't worn this dress in years!"
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No.2030
>>341
squirrelmom is better tbh
No.2059
No.2060
>>2030
Pecan pies are actually a real thing so i'd prefer that.
No.2063
>>2060
There's no reason you can't have a butterscotch or cinnamon pie.
And walnuts are bitter; why the fuck would you make a pie out of them?!
No.2066
>>2063
The picture asked if I would prefer pecan or walnut you donut, not butterscotch or cinnamon.
No.2070
No.2094
>>2063
Walnuts aren't that bitter, what's wrong with your taste buds. They have a good flavor.
No.2278
No.2281
>>2278
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.2289
>>2287
its a parody of another comic
No.2292
>>2287
So you don't want to insert yourself into a goat?
No.2297
>>2282
That is some prime oldass demo art right there holy shit
No.2419
i just want to have children with her tbqfh
No.2437
No.2543
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>>341
what about edgy goatmom
No.2554
>>2543
I can't read moon but I'd sit down for some red wine with her, sure.
No.2557
>>2543
Can I fuck that one?
No.2584
>>2557
She's basically yandere for you so yes
No.2593
>>2543
Such an abomination can not exist
No.2602
>>2584
I thought her shtick was being banished and wanting to make Asgore proud by killing your ass or something. Underfell is cancer
No.2615
>>2602
I actually don't know, mainly because I don't read that stuff. thought she was a token yandere since it apparently polarizes personalities.
I can only tolerate Tori because she's a little qt, the rest of it is complete cancer I agree
No.2637
>>2602
you know nothing about it but claim it cancer
quality post
No.2654
>>2584
>"Worry not Anon, I decided to kill all of the other monsters so nothing can seperate us."
No.2669
>>2637
I've seen the pictures and it looks dumb.
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No.2774
>>2772
But she's not homeless
No.2775
>>2063
>There's no reason you can't have a butterscotch or cinnamon pie.
Yeah there is- they'd be gross. You could probably make a butterscotch custard pie, likewise you could probably just add a shitload of cinnamon to a normal custard pie, but I really don't see what a 'pure' butterscotch or cinnamon pie would look like.
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No.2820
>>2775
brown sugar cinnamon you doublenigger
don't know about butterscotch though, in fact I don't know fucking anything about that flavor at all except when it's in ice cream
No.2829
the option of staying with goatmom in the end made me the happiest
No.2835
>>2829
It was literally everything I wanted.
No.2842
>>2835
>Torielfags are the only ones that didn't get their shit fucked up
is there a better feeling?
No.2849
>>2842
It is only fitting as we are Toby's chosen people. Any other character is a false idol and leads you to literal and/or figurative cuckoldry.
No.2869
>>2820
I was thinking of oatmeal pies when she mentioned it
No.2933
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>You will never get to Marry Toriel
why live
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No.2971
>>2829
>toby understood the love for her and maybe read our threads
No.3009
No.3010
i want to petition for the banishment of ascuck
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