If monsters went to the surface wouldn't they be alright if they all bought guns and shit because they shoot magic as a way to say hello and they would only use the guns for self-defense. That way if dindus show up they can whip out a 1911 and dump a mag on them. The humans have a castle city so naturally I assume they have castle law. If they want to not hurt humans they could also use blast knuckles.
It's The End
the Undertale General on /v/ was killed off. Mods bumplocked the last two threads in a row, and will probably keep doing so as long as new ones are made. Pretty much every poster has now become apathetic and has accepted this death sentence. Except maybe genesisposter because his shitposting autism knows no bounds.
Thoughts? Complaints? Mad ramblings…? Am I the only one who sees /mtt/ and its retarded little brother /underground/ as direct reactions to the UTG; and who is quite sure that without it, these boards will die off, too?
Undertale Online
VERSION 0.88
>new Frisk alts
>Fixed a Thundersnail glitch: Encouraging your snail too much would cause connection problems for the whole server
>New weapon available: "Sword" found in Undyne's house
>Crystal Cheese now heals 5 hp per turn instead of 15
Don't forget to join the /mtt/ guild
Will Friendliness Pellets ever return?
this ending is bullshit, it really got my goat
>you will never keep Asriel as himself through sheer DETERMINATION
>you will never reunite him with his remarried parents
>you will never go to the surface as Frisk Dreemurr and have half the planet wondering whether to call you a prince or princess
UnderHertail
So, this board could use a little bit of traffic going. As there is openly unspoilered porn being posted in other threads I am under the assumption I can go ahead and post a bit of a dirty comic.
Due to the transient nature of threads on /v/, it's better it be shown here rather than there, for lifetime.
>Asgore "If they're under 11, send them to heaven" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they do show and tell, send them to hell" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they wear a striped shirt, make them hurt" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they're too young to breed, make them bleed" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Underages belong in cages" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Children's souls are superb when I make them bite the curb" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Mass graves for when brats misbehave" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Killing kids for the highest bids" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Giving monsters jobs by funding the lynch mob" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Humans are vile and don't deserve a trial" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Napalm bombs drop on the schoolbus stop" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they're not pubescent yet, shove a trident through their head" Dreemurr
>Asgore "This height or below to give me your soul" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they watch cartoons, they get the harpoon" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Never quit slaughtering the kid" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Never stop until the last child drops" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Making sweets out of blood of the kids" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If you speak a human tongue you are going to be hung" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Clearing out the school in one afternoon" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Find a kid to slay to start off the day" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Tea is most mild with some tears of a child" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Dinner is finer with the meat of a minor" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If their age is one digit, bury the midget" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they have determination, wipe out their entire nation" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they're yet to go to school, you can never be too cruel" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they go to kindergarten, they'll push daisies in my garden" Dreemurr
>Asgore "If they ain't got molars, it's not immoral" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Cutting down kids like uprooting weeds" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Get rid of the kid" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Once they hit the flowers they're dead in hours" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Crueler to the pre-schooler" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Pipsqueak killstreak" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Youth euthanizer" Dreemurr
Unitale thread
alright motherfuckers, anyone here get into Unitale?
if you don't know, it's a moddable undertale engine that allows you use Lua to make your own monsters and encounters.
it's pretty [spoiler]bare bones[spoiler] at the moment, but hopefully the Dev will get his shit together enough to get a working overworld, photoshop-like layering and maskes..
Doorframes are universally 2 meters in height, which means the doorframe in the pacifist ending can be used to measure the approximate height of most characters
this doorframe is 104 pixels tall, which means each given character's approximate height in centimeters is their height in pixels times 2
Frisk is 116cm, Aans is slightly taller, 120cm, Asgore is only 216cm (without horns), which is surprising considering how many of you think he's like 10 feet
Undertale Fighter: Xrd LOVE thread
Version 0.53 notes:
Content:
>Temporarily removed Asriel from the game
>Added MTT Hotel as a fighting stage
>Added story modes for Toriel and Flowey
>The likelihood of any given song playing in a stage can now be adjusted in the Options menu.
Balance Changes and Fixes:
>Increased the health drain for Undyne in Undying mode from 25HP per second to 50
>Fixed 'Battle Against a True Hero' not playing while Undyne is in Undying mode
>Increased the duration of Frisk's flight mode from 5 seconds to 7, increased its startup frames from 3 to 7.
>Lesser Dog’s headbutt attack can now be cancelled into itself.
>Fixed a glitch where Asgore could be made to accept mercy if he had used his level 5 hyper in a previous round
>Increased the hitbox of the giant bone in Papyrus' level 3 hyper
>Reduced the damage of Chara's level 5 hyper from 1600 to 999
>Fixed a bug which would allow Sans to use some of Shin Sans' moves
Still no nerfs for Napstablook, I see.
Undertale AU thread
Because why not
Brief rundown of some of them:
Original: 100% Pure and Organic Undertale
Underfell: Undertale + Oh the edge!
Underswap: Personality Swaps, Personality Swaps everywhere!
Outertale: Undertale, IN SPACE! Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vcPLxzbHbM
Infinite EXP exploit
How strange to not find this anywhere on the net. Does anyone know about Loox's infinite EXP exploit?
Everytime you pick on him during the battle, you get an extra 5 EXP bonus when killing him, and its accumulable. You can do this as many times as you like too, e.g: pick on him five times during battle, you'll his 7 exp points + 25 extra exp, for a total of 32 exp points.
We are all above our actions
How do you reset after Chara destroys the universe?
>b-but muh concequences
If Undertale has taught me anything it's to use my amazing by-birth 4th wall DETERMINATION powers to cheat and exploit the hell out of any game if the chance is present, resetting is simply advanced use of determination
Game Theory? or On the nature of Flowey/Asriel
So I've been wondering for a while what's going on, exactly, with Flowey, because something about him just doesn't add up at all. We know that robots are made of metal and magic, but what is Flowey made of? The part that I feel most opposed to is the claim that Flowey does not have a soul. This is a fairly typical stance because Flowey is kind of a jerk, and is commonly said to be emotionless, and because Alphys said so. The first part is irrelevant, the second is incorrect (Flowey does feel emotions, just not positive ones; he frequently expresses fear, frustration, and lots of anger), and the last part… well, if you've gotten this far and trust everything Alphys says… you're doin' it wrong. Besides, how COULD she know? She didn't even know that the flower she chose was the one dusted by Asriel's ashes. She thought it was just another flower and picked it at random. She just assumed that it didn't have a soul because flowers typically don't.
Either way, it doesn't make sense that a mere flower could suddenly gain sentience simply from Determination. Determination is a power source, not a mind or soul. It wouldn't make it move. As someone else pointed out in another thread, how could a soulless being that's not a monster even be able to use magic attacks in the first place? Monsters are made mostly of magic so their souls are better attuned to it. Their souls essentially are their bodies, and thus are their magic. This is why their bodies and attacks weaken when their souls lose the will to fight. If Flowey had no soul, and no monster body, where could his attacks come from? There wouldn't be any magic to use.
But the most important reason why I can't accept the soulless-Flowey hypothesis is because it would mean the child you encounter at the end of the game WOULD NOT BE ASRIEL! It would be just something like a copy, clone, or echo of him given some weird agency and somehow pulling his memories from the aether.
It's said that the "Boss Monsters" have souls that can persist for a moment after death, something that doesn't happen with other monsters. Considering that they're the defacto rulers of the Underground, this might just have something to do with a kind of innate strength or power. The more powerful the monster, the longer the soul can last. Strength of the body is strength of the soul because they are close to the same thing. By absorbing Chara's soul, Asriel gained exponentially greater power, and so perhaps his soul could persist for exponentially longer after death. Long enough to sit inert on that flower until it was injected with Determination, maybe. Then, it wasn't until he absorbed the human souls and all the other monsters' that Flowey was able to recreate his physical body and regain a vessel that could process positive emotions, and thus returned to being completely Asriel, body and soul.
Well, at least that's my theory on the whole thing. It makes me feel better knowing that Asriel is still in Flowey somewhere, that Flowey isn't just some corrupted copy that carries his face around like a death's mask. After all, at the end of the Neutral Ending, he DID tell me how I could go back and change things so as to fix what happened. Was that just Flowey manipulating me into putting the pieces in place so he could gain the equivalent to seven human souls, because clearly six wasn't enough to defeat me? That's entirely possible. But I choose to interpret that as kindness, instead. A little bit of the old Asriel peeking out from behind Flowey to help us both get our "happy ending". Kindness doesn't come from dust; it comes from the soul.
fuck you josh
Beta site CSS is pretty much done with, hopefully josh stops changing things.
Also to anyone who was seeing the default blue background on the beta site, I added the missing mozilla/microsoft gradient-related CSS shit so it should look fine now on firefox/edge or whatever ass-backwards browser you use.
again, beta site is optional and I'm not forcing a switch, but remember that josh is going to eventually force every single board to infinity next.
rip next
Papyrus is Love, Papyrus is Life
>was only 14 years old
>loved Papyrus so much
>ate spaghetti every day
>prayed to him every time I play Undertale
>made a new save file
>encountered Papyrus
>I fall on the floor and bow down
>the battle starts
>the text on the screen suddenly says "*D A D D Y R U S I S H O M E!"
>I suddenly feel the urge to jerk off
>I unzip my pants and furiously jerk off to Papyrus's mighty stance
>I'm about to cum
>Papyrus crashes through the ceiling
>Bonetrousle playing at ear raping volume
>holding plate of spaghetti
>I gasp in excitement
>"Yesss!"
>I ejaculate all over his spaghetti
>whispers in my ear "You won't regretti being with the spaghetti
>I chow down on the soggy spaghetti
>I swallow it whole
>I start to choke
>Papyrus softly puts his skeleton boner down my throat
>I stop choking
>Papyrus puts his dick farther down
>I lick the middle of his shaft
>he laughs "NYEH HEH HEH"
>cums marinara sauce down my throat
>best feeling of my life
>slowly starts to take it out of my mouth
>Papyrus winks
>I know what I must do
>collapse onto my hands and knees
>take off my clothes and expose my anus
>he starts to place spaghetti noodles on my buttcheeks
>feeling very determined
>fills my anus with tender skeleton love
>mother walks in my room
>she gasps
>grabs my mother by the throat
>starts to take off her clothes
>vomits marinara sauce into her pussy
>it leaks out of her anus
>sends my mother to the underground
>continuing the fun
>laughs a loud NYEH HEH HEH
>bones are crawling down my back
>fills me with determination
>start to taste his spaghetti sauce
>puts more noodles on my asscheeks
>slides me off his penis
>tip of his cock is blue
>I look in the mirror
>skin slowly turns blue
>He smiles
>"That's my special attack. NYEH HEH HEH!
>ask Papyrus to be my daddy
>says "I am your daddy, my special son"
>a portal appears
>Papyrus goes through it
>returns to the underground
>plate of warm spaghetti on floor
>Papyrus is Love
>Papyrus is Life
Go to http://virtualpiano.net/ and try and play some sweet Toby melodies.
Here's a sample for our glorious B.O.
0w yT 0 0w yT
0w yT 0 0w yT
0w yT 0 0w0yT
0w yT 0 0w0yT
Sequel theory
>Undertale "2" is actually a prequel
>You play as chara
>You live "Happy" with your goat adoptive family in the underground after you escape humanity
>Suddenly, one nigth, an creepy ghost(no ghost Napstablook type, human deformed ghost type) started to stalk you in dreams
>The game changes
>Suddenly, you are an human hero in the times of the War
>your learned more about the background plot of everything, game changes between your happily life with goatbro and the war
>The game reaches her end with you having to kill Asgore father(The king of the Intro)and drop gaster to the core as chara following the indications of the ghost
>Game ends with your suicide and having to presence how Asriel is beaten to death by the human horde
How's im doing, anons?
Asriel Shimeji Thread
Download the english version of Shimeji here:
https://code.google.com/p/shimeji-ee/
The "mischievous" version will allow Shimeji to clone himself and mess with your web browser. The "calm" version will disable this.
Get the Asriel Shimeji skin here:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/lgjhmd1f53ityzc/AABzq7DH7sxGAUfmG3xJZREna/Shimeji?dl=0
Add these files to their own folder inside the img folder.
Then just run the program, and you'll have your own desktop Asriel. Toss him around, or just let him climb around and be cute.
And yeah, original tumblr post here
http://pkbunny.tumblr.com/post/133700641604/here-is-your-little-goat
Regarding FUN values and plot exploration.
I've been a bit curious as I've played. Has Fox confirmed that all possible story paths have been explored? i.e. neutral, pacifist, genocide, post genocide pacifist?
Is that everything worth hunting down? The only thing that makes me wonder is his comment about FUN values and how they affect endings and such. Of course befriending/killing the main characters are more obvious fun value changers but what about more nuanced things like sparing only certain non boss characters or something along those lines.
Playing from the perspective of the mystery solver the game let's us know that it's in on the joke. The game knows that we're "playing it".
I've noticed I can run two instances of the game at once. Is this only a pirate thing or can steam do this as well? I don't have the time to mess around with this but I was thinking about what affect making different choices in different instances of the game might create. Probably nothing, but it got me thinking at least.
The aforementioned method sounds very cryptic but I feel like that train of thought is the one I need to discover the truth.
If I had to hazard a guess I feel like there's something left undiscovered in either the core or the secret lab.
I know a lot of people like Asriel, but honestly? I miss that we had to trade the delightful psychopathy of Flowey for him. I just can't really connect the two characters since they're so different, even when Asriel's at his most sinister in the true ending, and so I feel like the actions of one don't fully carry over to the other.
Is this just me?
What Keeps Monsters Going?
So according to Alphys's research notes, we know that monsters can be injected with "determination" but the bigger question here is, what is within monsters that substitute the absence of determination?
We know that in order for the Boss Monsters to be considered this, canonically, they must have some driving force or at the very least something more than just the will to exist?
In this case I ask the question of;
What does Sans possess in place of Determination that powers him besides time powers?
Does Undyne possess the buddings of determination enough to be able to DEFY death itself or is it something else?
What does Asgore possess enough of, that he can channel it into his weapon?
Are they all just magic? Like how the dummy you encounter in the sewer is a ghost, but what is a ghost in this world? Is it a devoidment of life, in this case or is it merely something stronger that survives once the will to live has surpassed?
And if that were the case, how would Mettaton function, being a ghost in a body, when we all know robots are just metal and magic?
Does this mean that Mettaton possesses some form of perverse determination, even as a ghost?
For that matter, can you even kill a ghost when it doesn't have the will to live in the first place?
My Autism is Strong right now.
Do me a favor
Man, this board is a lot more tolerable than I thought it'd be.
There's people making completely innocent threads, discussing the game, having fun– it's real nice.
Reminds me of those first few days after the game was released.
But I came here to ask for a favor.
Could you occasionally pop in the /v/ threads while they're still around?
I know, you came here because you wanted some peace of mind: to get away from the shitposting, right?
It's simply better here.
So why go back?
Because those threads are full of broken people.
They need someone that can remind them of the fun they had with a simple, silly game– the people here that still want to talk about the game can help them.
And no matter how autistic you think you are, you were sane enough to contain it here. They need people like you to remind them they are not completely lost.
They need someone to be there so they're not worse off for being reminded of their situation in life.
They need friends like you.
And all it will take is an occasional visit, a little cheering on– if ya' don't every so often already that is.
In return, I'll give you a pastebin full of hilarious puns that I've been gathering and writing for the past month.
You know what they say, "A pun a day keeps Gaster at bay".
cool game tbh
just finished my first playthough on the "normal" path.
cool game. sans is best character. faggot mom is best waifu.
people call this a tumblr game but besides this game being made by the composer of homestuck and the shitty tumblr fan and some really hit or miss jokes and tsundere plane (tumblr REALLY likes their anime), I don't really see what's so tumblr about it.
tho I am kinda fucking wishing this game never blew up the way it did. now I can't talk about it without tumblrettes and secondaries shitting it up.
oh well. happens with everything. such is life.
I want Dogaressa to nuzzle my nose affectionately, then laugh at my reaction to it, saying I should be humiliated for having such an obvious response.
But I can't help myself. Dogaressa is not only the most beautiful monster in all of the Underground, but her nose-nuzzling is phenomenal, sensational, even supernatural owing to her monstrous estate.
I often fantasize of Dogaressa pinning me down, or holding me close, nuzzling my nose as my feeble attempts at resisting are broken down; physically overpowered from the very beginning, with both my mental and emotional defenses being shattered soon after.
Her otherworldly nose-nuzzling would be more than enough to cripple any hope I would have had at denying her, and soon my mind and body would be completely and absolutely under her influence. I would no longer be able to hold back my unbridled affection for her, with any sort of individuality I once had completely and utterly defeated in the face of Dogaressa's wonderful visage and unparalleled nose-nuzzling.
And then, as if solely for the purpose of breaking me even more, she would laugh once again, berating and mocking me for even having let myself fall victim (if it could even be considered that) to her nose-nuzzling prowess. She would giggle and shame me, telling me how silly it is to be so lustful – though not in any sexual manner – of her and her nose-nuzzling.
If I'm lucky, maybe she would consider taking me in as a pet of sorts, provided my desired nose-nuzzling in exchange for long, drawn-out petting sessions. Or maybe she would just leave me there, cold and broken, never able to think of anything but those divine nose-nuzzles for the rest of my mortal entrapment.
This is a Dogaressa thread. Fellow members of the Dogaressa Fan Club, let us share our thoughts on our superlative dog goddess.