>She begins by jumping in the pond and swimming laps around you, egging you on to keep going.
>She outpaces you, but in her exuberance she continually fails to notice that you are human.
>Maybe a relationship with her could work out after all.
>After an hour of training, she's temporarily wore herself out, and you're both relaxin, all cool.
>No brain stop that there is no b-ball anywhere.
>You're talking with her and for the first time in your if you aren't fucking this up.
>Just as your confidence starts to build up, she slides closer to you.
>"Say, Fishman, why don't we try some exercise of another kind? Your fiery spirit has got me all hot, and I'll need some cooldown stretching."
>You freeze.
>Is she implying what you think she's implying?
>Oh god this is happening so fast, you never even had a girlfriend before now.
>What do you do what do you do?
>"You alright? You look just like you did when you first fell off the cliff."
>You stutter for a second.
>Think, brain, think!
"Hi I'm a merman, I am swimming, I am fine, everything is alright, how are you."
>"What?"
*Cough* "No, yea, that sounds great, where were you thi-"
>She cuts you off with a kiss.
>Oh god she smells just like raw fish that has been sitting out for days.
>This is not your fetish.
>Before you can react, her hands are already in your pants, but stop cold as soon as she touches anything private.
>Her face freezes mid kiss, and starts to back away.
>You then start to realize that you've never stopped being cold from the water.
>She bursts out laughing.
>"I've seen Whimsuns with bigger dicks than that."
>Oh god.
>"One sec, I've gotta tell someone."
>She whips out a waterproof cellphone and dials a number.
>"Hey, Alphys, can you get cameras on out here, I gotta show you something."
>You here a nervous voice come one through the phone.
>"Uhh, ok, what do you want to show me?"
>"Just get them on, ok? Ok? You ready?" The fishgirl grabs you by the shirt , grabs your pants, and throws you nakedly towards shore. "Here, zoom in on that thing if you can find it!"
>You fly through the air, landing ass over teakettle as you roll on the ground.
>You can see at least four cameras sticking out of various hidden areas zooming in on your junk.
>You can hear hysterical laughter coming through the phone.
>"HAHAHA, oh wow, Undine, that's gotta be the smallest I've ever researched… uhh, err I mean…"
>You hear banging coming from the phone.
>A new, metalic voice comes in through the phone's speaker.
>"Alphys, Welcome to the newest game show I'm running, 'What's the Royal Scientist Doing?' Let's look at who the she is spying on.. to… day….."
>More laughter.
>"This is inappropriate for live television, but the ratings are through the roof! Everyone in the underground is watching!"
>You hear laughter echoing throughout the cavern.
>You even hear it coming from up on the cliff, looking up to see Jerry pointing an laughing at you.
>You think your life may officially be over, till you here on the phone.
>"Wait, Undine, isn't that a human?"
>The theme music starts playing again.
>You have that sinking feeling again.
>Undine's face goes from hysterics to utter seriousness.
>"That's right!"
>She jumps out of the water and lands overtop of you, with a spear pointing at your throat.
>"Despite your shortcomings, I still have a job to do as leader of the royal guard."
>"Give up and your death will be swift!"
>The metallic voice comes from the phone again, "This is going to be the best hit show we've had yet!"
>The world swirls and you go into soul mode, your tiny green soul taking up barely a pixel in space.
>"Human, where is your soul I cannot…"
>"Wait, is that it?" She swipes the area around what little soul you have.
>"I've seen Whimsuns with bigger souls than that."
>"I'm not even.. would that even count?"
>The theme music starts to wind down.
>"Undine, I'm getting NEGATIVE determination readings from that soul, I didn't think that was even poissible."
>"What does that even mean, in not-nerd talk!"
>"That means it might be dangerous to be around, that poor miserable creature might actually drain your determination away from you!"
>A hint of fear cracks across her face, which is quickly replaced by rage.
>"Oh, you think you can come here and sabotage me, huh? Well let's see if you can do that in The Caverns of Suck and Spikes Where No One Goes."
>Jerry yells "Man Asgore is shitty at naming places, huh?"
>Undine ties your shirt around you like a parachute before throwing you off into the distance, where you would be exiled until you died.
The End.