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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: a176260da770b42⋯.jpg (109.21 KB, 500x500, 1:1, greentip.jpg)

beb341  No.334091

links go here

aca272  No.334094

22st is cool


6b1b0c  No.334095

>>334094

seconded


027f5d  No.334096

File: a814010bcdb0e51⋯.png (415 KB, 687x900, 229:300, admiralpepe.png)

I'm the coolest though


aca272  No.334097

>>334096

You are quite the dude.


6b1b0c  No.334098

File: f0e5f75f990c591⋯.png (29.51 KB, 622x585, 622:585, b4645d89b4946a3128f7a73399….png)

>>334096

Let's duel


beb341  No.334099

reminder to steal /shit/'s 999999 & 1000000 gets

>>>/brit/999332


027f5d  No.334100

File: 379b3da873f9c4a⋯.png (30.67 KB, 881x159, 881:159, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 897a76ac057fbd4⋯.png (627.07 KB, 587x500, 587:500, Shootgang.png)

wait a minute those posts

did dorset report angry lad for being angry? keeek

>>334098

omae wa shindeiru

this is my stand


beb341  No.334101

>>334100

idk somebody did but it was a fair report, he was gettin' a lil too heated


027f5d  No.334102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

reccomending Meet the Hollowheads now I've nearly watched it

very good suggestion from Doogle (I think)


aca272  No.334103

>>334102

Will you join us for Black Death tonight? 22st isn’t too sure and I need you to seduce him.


beb341  No.334104

>>334103

next time I wanna watch Jaws, never seen it


027f5d  No.334105

>>334103

what'm'st is it, a docu?

I'll watch, not like I have anything else going on


beb341  No.334106

like it was directed by a jew but it's still a stupid cheesy classic movie that would be fun for movie night


027f5d  No.334107

>>334106

we're still on the arry potter franchise at the moment, got 5 part 2, then I think 2 or maybe 3 more main line films, then 2 Fantastic Beasts films featuring a guy who looks like a tranny and did indeed star in a film about being a tranny


027f5d  No.334108

File: 0deb5b3afeeda9c⋯.png (676.75 KB, 857x649, 857:649, ClipboardImage.png)

when are kids gonna learn to say no to butt polish?


027f5d  No.334109

got them hunger panes

an a pizza in the oven

cheeky thursday cheat


beb341  No.334110

apparently fagadox is gonna fix stellaris and make it playable today, I'm eager to try it 'cause I thought that game had potential but the tile shit was just god awful


a19aec  No.334111

Watching that Legendu of the Galacticu Heroesu tbh. Is pretty good so far.


027f5d  No.334112

can't even take a pizza out the oven properly

it's burnt but I'll still eat it

when do I hit rock bottom


ea9a29  No.334113

>>334100

Not me, ive been playing autist map simulators


6b1b0c  No.334114

>>334112

Got holiday from the bossman but I am still angry.


a19aec  No.334115

Bored out of my fucking melon tbh. Nothing to do, nothing I want to do. Watching this anime but I find it so taxing to watch animes in general even if they are good. Think it's the voices.

Any suggestions lads? Feel like I'm going mad.

>>334113

Which ones? I have 1100 hours in CK2 smh and 500 in Stellaris.


ab20b3  No.334116

>>334103

Black Death looks pretty good. Im up for watching it. Seen HP too recently so if you lads are continuing with that fair enough but ill sit out.


ab20b3  No.334117

>>334104

Never seen Jaws either.


bc23a4  No.334118

>>334115

have you watched Breaking Bad?


ab20b3  No.334119

>>334118

The Sopranos is better but Breaking Bad is ok.


a19aec  No.334120

>>334118

Yes ;-;


ea9a29  No.334121


ea9a29  No.334122

could really do with a japanese gf right now


bc23a4  No.334123

File: 4b9044e29ad12fa⋯.jpg (31.04 KB, 1080x1324, 270:331, K9W6SNp.jpg)

>>334120

There was a new series of Better Call Saul. tbh it's quite slow but in a way I think it's better than the far fetched sensational stuff of Breaking Bad.

>>334119

I watched the first series and didn't really undestand what the fuss was about

>>334122

←—-


ea9a29  No.334124

File: 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, bowden.jpg)


ab20b3  No.334125

>>334123

>I watched the first series and didn't really undestand what the fuss was about

Sopranos or Breaking Bad?


bc23a4  No.334126

>>334125

Sopranos, the series where he couldn't trust his mother and thought she was going against him with that older mobster.


e8f6da  No.334127

File: 830287308a5e3f6⋯.png (572.28 KB, 720x688, 45:43, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 133b1e676488f13⋯.png (265.74 KB, 512x512, 1:1, think.png)

suspicious freddos


523ead  No.334128

File: 88c92ca22c4825a⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Imperium army.webm)

>>334122

Imperiumgang


e00a26  No.334129

>>334102

Glad you're enjoying it. It's an odd one. Trying to think of some other weird films now. Have you seen Jacob's Ladder?


e00a26  No.334130

>>334123

Better Call Saul is having the effect of making Breaking Bad a huge downer. Developing all of these characters who inevitably get killed or have their lives ruined by Walt.

Good series though. Not sure whether I prefer it to BB.


ab20b3  No.334131

>>334126

I remember enjoying series one and it gets even better during series two. It has moments where it slips in the other series but other moments where its classic. All round the best series the US has ever produced. Far superior to BB.


027f5d  No.334132

>>334129

nope but I'll have a look after


a19aec  No.334133

>>334121

Nice. Never played EU tbh, aside from the Rome one.

>>334123

Lad have mercy please…

Might watch that, just watching this animu tbh. It's good.


ea9a29  No.334134

File: fa655d8bb62065d⋯.jpg (128.74 KB, 1170x1170, 1:1, sponge.jpg)

>>334128

never thought i'd get yellow fever


ea9a29  No.334135

salivating, tbh


e00a26  No.334136

>>334132

Altered States is another good one.

Could probably recommend oddball films all day. It's one of my things.


59767b  No.334137


6b1b0c  No.334138

File: c75dd752f9f3f0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.79 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

For Wessex' eyes only


ea9a29  No.334139

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)


523ead  No.334140

>>334138

>rejected SnK concept art


027f5d  No.334141

no


6b1b0c  No.334142

>>334140

>Neo's live action SnK audition


039982  No.334143

File: 5d70710ee271c18⋯.jpg (62.79 KB, 753x502, 3:2, 1540721637214.jpg)

>>334127

how much do they cost now

gimme the damage


ea9a29  No.334144

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>How do we solve the issue of no parking and heavy traffic which everyone complains about?

>Hmm, let's build more tightly packed houses with no parking spaces

t. every local councillor


ea9a29  No.334145

id be a student again but id probably get kicked out within the first week smh


e8f6da  No.334146

File: 2ae7e0a97437864⋯.png (302.04 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6bb17f554e97b82⋯.jpg (183.11 KB, 583x600, 583:600, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334143

>rising cost

>AND lowering size

worrying


a19aec  No.334147

>>334146

This is outrageous, it's unfair!


a19aec  No.334148

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Posting again tbh.


523ead  No.334149

>>334146

Fucking brexit


ea9a29  No.334150

where do i get jap women


039982  No.334151

File: 90ef3ffc8588a73⋯.jpg (29.47 KB, 563x570, 563:570, 1543861841019.jpg)

>>334146

this is how we combat obesity


a19aec  No.334152

File: b4b0f448cb6f9f8⋯.gif (585.07 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1542975247129.gif)

>>334150

Japan.

In the UK a lot of universities have exchange students from Japan.


5cff7f  No.334153

>muh freddos

The real crisis is with Mars bars.

You know those little kiddy sized ones? Well the regular full size bars are scarcely any bigger than those right now. I swear Mars bars used to be three times as big as they are now. They're also much more dry than they used to be and a lot less tasty. Not even worth wasting calories on tbh.


ea9a29  No.334154

>>334152

lol you think id even go to uni? >>334145

smh

nearest uni is like 30miles away aaahhhhh


a19aec  No.334155

File: 8c657a2a7c35e28⋯.gif (2.3 MB, 480x270, 16:9, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….gif)

Don't think about women tbh lad, just drown it out with lifting until you collapse in a puddle of your own sweat, blood and tears tbh.

>>334154

Fuck uni then. Get a good job going and fuck off to Japan or buy some budget wife from that part of the world. Just pretend she's Japanese.


ea9a29  No.334156

>>334148

what is this gay shit


a19aec  No.334157

>>334156

Smh it literally says in the description and title.


ea9a29  No.334158

>>334155

keeeek

>>334157

bit gay tbh


523ead  No.334159

>>334150

Your nearest university town I suppose.

>>334154

Learn nip and talk to foreign lasses from interpals


ea9a29  No.334160

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)

>>334159

>going to bournemouth


a19aec  No.334161

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334159

Lifting will save you lad. Devote every fucking day of your life to obliterating your physical and emotional weakness tbh. STOP BEING A BITCH LAD.

Do it for Greg.


e8f6da  No.334162

File: 7ce580e4fef55d3⋯.png (774.95 KB, 833x915, 833:915, 1543726016075.png)

>>334160

>dorset going to the capital of dorset

unthinkable


a19aec  No.334163

File: 33114f93d23c771⋯.jpg (23.88 KB, 306x480, 51:80, 1540535828308.jpg)


523ead  No.334164

>>334160

Exeter and Southampton are a bit further out. Also, I've actually heard of those places having universities, unlike Bournemouth.


ea9a29  No.334165

>>334161

i lift on and off smh, need to do it regularly

>>334162

but dorchester is the capital of dorset

bournemouth is barely even dorset


7f3d44  No.334166

File: 164f94479812064⋯.png (182.08 KB, 496x427, 496:427, ClipboardImage.png)

Runic bants tbh


027f5d  No.334167

File: a193cfdcbf7fbbd⋯.mp4 (598.82 KB, 640x360, 16:9, big boi.mp4)


ea9a29  No.334168

>>334164

dont think id like to go to exeter again

i hate modern cities

so confusing to a small town boi like me


ea9a29  No.334169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>she will never crush your head with her thighs


a19aec  No.334170

>>334165

Bournemouth is in Hampshire isn't it?

>>334167

Good lad. Take the BLOAT pill tbh.

As someone who is at uni, only go if you know what you're doing. Don't go because you want 3 years to sit around getting drunk and high like most mongs. Go because you're passionate and have a plan.


a19aec  No.334171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

RIP in peace tbh.


523ead  No.334172

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, man of culture.jpg)

>>334168

I like Exeter tbh, probably the biggest place I've ever lived. Don't think I could tolerate anywhere bigger. I heard they've been really escalating the student numbers though.

>>334169

hnnnng


ea9a29  No.334173

>>334170

it used to be hampshire until a few decades ago

i hate uni but i wouldnt be able to get in cos no qualifications keek

i want to beat up every student

>>334172

probably,

sometimes it amazes me how many students there supposedly are in some of these places

i can barely imagine 1000, let alone tens of thousands on just one place


ea9a29  No.334174

>internet keeps cutting out

FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


02ff97  No.334175

>>334146

Adjusted for interest a Freddo in 2000 would be worth 16p at 1.0625g per pence; in 2007 13p at 1.538g per pence; in 2010 21p at 1.177g per pence; in 2011 20p at 1.0588g per pence; in 2015 29p at 0.6207g per pence.


523ead  No.334176

File: 40245c4e311d871⋯.webm (262.22 KB, 640x480, 4:3, noice.webm)

>that moderately built upper body

>those THICC legs bulging out of them shorts


039982  No.334177

File: 39b00f75ba84aaf⋯.jpg (103.61 KB, 927x1200, 309:400, C 210.jpg)

>>334163

>tfw did actually use the free bible service to get a bible


7f3d44  No.334178

>>334174

Yeah it's happened in my home smh

>>334177

Are you actually christian lad?


ea9a29  No.334179

>>334177

i own a couple of old decaying ones

more feel to them tbh


039982  No.334180

>>334178

>Are you actually christian lad?

im not anything


a19aec  No.334181

>>334173

How can they just move a city like that? It's sickening. I will correct this terrible error.

>>334177

What version? Good lad, I hope you're reading it. I'm still in the process of learning fucking ancient Greek in order to read it in its original form but so far all I've learned is where the "it's all Greek to me" comes from.


027f5d  No.334182

File: 4caec5091a0ba63⋯.png (599.5 KB, 508x1038, 254:519, becomedruidic.png)


a19aec  No.334183

>>334182

Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.


ea9a29  No.334184

>>334181

1974 county border changes fucked up loads of things

towns being in a county for nearly 1000 years and then suddenly changed for little reason


7f3d44  No.334185

>>334180

I hope your spiritual journey goes well lad


a19aec  No.334186

>>334184

When I inevitably come to power, we shall correct this and restore the kingdoms of old tbh.


7f3d44  No.334187

>>334186

Can you make me king of East Anglia lad? Ta


523ead  No.334188

>>334184

>changed for little reason

Regularisation is king. Can't have all these higgledypiggledy regions being different and odd. The EU will do the same to its member states eventually. It even has the NUTS2 regions all laid out.


027f5d  No.334189

>>334186

heptarchy tbh


ea9a29  No.334190

>>334187

>tfw always confuse suffolk, surrey and sussex


a19aec  No.334191

File: 2d92193643811f8⋯.jpg (75.48 KB, 618x741, 206:247, christ1.jpg)

Tfw used to LARP about Christianity because I saw the pragmatic benefits to it but I'm not a full on believer.

>>334185

This tbh, for all of you. God bless.

>>334187

You can be duke. Only one king I'm afraid.

>>334189

tbh


e8f6da  No.334192

File: 0beb8391dbc0db2⋯.jpg (98.18 KB, 927x1200, 309:400, 1531417648081.jpg)

>>334177

I hope I can inherit a really big old bible one day, leather bound pls.


a19aec  No.334193

>>334191

*now not not

What a fucking typo.


a19aec  No.334194

File: 68841a21348c154⋯.png (38.64 KB, 206x237, 206:237, 1540756966618.png)

Probably a sign I haven't committed enough. Subconscious telling me to do more.


a19aec  No.334195

>having a Bible because it looks nice

Based idolatry.


039982  No.334196

>>334185

cheers lad we mustve come from somethin


a19aec  No.334197

File: 4587272fc57ae6c⋯.jpg (32.92 KB, 540x633, 180:211, 4horse.jpg)

>>334192

>that picture


ea9a29  No.334198

>>334195

tbh if you want a decent KJV then you'll have to get an old one which always looks nicer than new ones


027f5d  No.334199

>>334191

tbh there are kings of the heptarchies but one gets to be bretwalda (king of all britain)


ea9a29  No.334200

>>334196

your dads ballsack


a19aec  No.334201

>>334198

>idolatry

>>334199

I say we put little George on the throne. I'll be Lord Protector, naturally.


6b1b0c  No.334202

Starving, mummy come home already


ea9a29  No.334203

>>334201

how is it idolatry lad?


5cff7f  No.334204

i think bibles so twisted n sheeit that if you wanna actually get that stuff in your brain you best learn hebrew and biblical greek and read the original documents yourself and do your own study, not just readin a bible and listenin to other people


7f3d44  No.334205

>>334183

Thought that was in regards to the mob crucifying him?

>>334190

You and Wessex tbh

>>334191

I'll take it

>>334192

I think we've got an ancient one tbh, almost like a family relic

>>334194

Weird, because there's a part of me telling me I shouldn't embrace it


027f5d  No.334206

File: 8302b74317ddd7c⋯.png (2.17 MB, 1024x1223, 1024:1223, charles knows.png)

File: 9590c47fd0ddcdb⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1110x630, 37:21, for god's sake.png)

>>334201

>cromwellian

only if I can be High Druid of the Isles and control matters of religion


a19aec  No.334207

>>334203

It probably isn't but I've noticed a lot of people cling to nice fancy Bibles and expensive crosses. Talk about missing the point.

>>334205

It was but the quote works smh.

Good lad.

I was a very extreme atheist not 4 years ago tbh. Guess that people change.

>>334206

>high druid

Alright but no sacrifices outside of Stonehenge and you have to self segregate like the Moose lems.


523ead  No.334208

File: 272c74fe7b99ec9⋯.png (69.93 KB, 645x729, 215:243, dumb.png)

>>334198

>try to read any part of the KJV

>can't understand any of it

Don't really see the point when you're going to want to read commentaries on the text no matter what version you read tbh


027f5d  No.334209

File: 897a76ac057fbd4⋯.png (627.07 KB, 587x500, 587:500, Shootgang.png)

>>334207

nah

pagang forever


a19aec  No.334210

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334208

>he can't understand KJV

Literally a brainlet fam, what are you doing. Smh it's English with some slightly awkward wording, just learn the phrasing and you'll be fine.

A lot of the versions are literally heretical and openly change scripture. KJV at least is a good English translation.


7f3d44  No.334211

>>334209

Goodlad


a19aec  No.334212

File: 86130742cca53ef⋯.jpg (10.51 KB, 354x142, 177:71, nolies.jpg)

>>334209

You asked for it fam.


1703b2  No.334213

h


027f5d  No.334214

also if you can't read Shakespearean English then you are a dumdum yes

>>334212

just don't like the christian supremacy angle tbh

the utter arrogance of it

I can live with a foreign desert religion if it is harnessed for the good of the nation, but it puts itself first with that sort of dogma

universalist shite, politically


a19aec  No.334215

File: f36a72250e17006⋯.png (379.37 KB, 776x439, 776:439, graham.png)

>>334214

Got to make worship of the Lord supreme. Tolerating anything else would be unacceptable tbh.

>foreign desert religion

>been in these isles for 1700+ years

>universalist

Sure it's universal. All are on in God, but the Bible also advocates genocide of your enemies and is quite clear on the status of nations as significant.

Modern Christianity, I would argue, isn't Christian. Go to many churches today and they will openly claim Christ was not the son of God despite him claiming to be so. He was either the son of God, or a madman who claimed to be. Obviously I know what he said was true but "Christians" dispute this fact.


a19aec  No.334216

*one


039982  No.334217

File: 6bd6dd768b0431e⋯.jpeg (125.52 KB, 500x674, 250:337, W 74.jpeg)

>>334192

Aaah I got some old books from passed relatives that are very pretty. I'll have to do the same to my descendants.


523ead  No.334218

>>334210

I understand the words of course, just not what they are supposed to mean altogether.

>openly change scripture

*hosts a council to decide which books are canon*

>>334214

There's nothing Shakespearean about this shit tbh, it's just annoying to read. At least Shakespeare is entertaining, the bible is supposed to be the word of God.


039982  No.334219

>>334218

I agree on it being confusing, I don't know who any of the people in the bible or the context, when pagans were converted the priests explained this stuff to them I think.


a19aec  No.334220

>>334218

Smh the literal translation from Greek or the Greek itself would be legitimate smh.


027f5d  No.334221

>>334215

>1700 years is an argument against tens of thousands

what I'm saying is that it's a self-perpetuating religion that serves itself rather than others

very jewish too of course, you can use the bible to say anything

>christianity is based because it promotes peace *quotes swords into plowshares

>christianity is based because it promotes war *quotes I come not to bring peace but a sword

don't like it

in my personal ideal society it would still exist as a legacy establishment and for awareness of those 1500 years but I wouldn't promote it as a viable religion because of the inevitable turn to literal universalism and multiculturalism


ea9a29  No.334222

tbh i find middle english much easier to read than 16-17th century english


3688cd  No.334223

File: 2afebc9d3db1314⋯.png (223.82 KB, 490x465, 98:93, 2afebc9d3db13143c022fb49b2….png)


027f5d  No.334224

File: 5e36495cef0e9c5⋯.png (957.73 KB, 742x1022, 53:73, ChristPag Gang.png)

*serves itself rather than the people

I'd like to set aside the rhetoric and have harmony between dafty pagans and christians but the absolute unwillingness to entertain other deities and religions makes it impossible


39b052  No.334225

>>334202

did mummy save you?


6b1b0c  No.334226

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334225

yeah, brought me chocolates and two bags of crisps and just put a pizza in the oven


ea9a29  No.334227

>>334226

that is sickening


027f5d  No.334228

>>334226

did you bully your mummy lad?


39b052  No.334229

>>334226

good lad, dont forget to give mummy a nice big kiss to say thank you


7f3d44  No.334230


027f5d  No.334231

File: 2c1641b14fffc5c⋯.png (201.85 KB, 596x1330, 298:665, Druidjakh.png)


a19aec  No.334232

File: 9a10d58e4a27033⋯.jpg (140.71 KB, 725x566, 725:566, smhtbh.jpg)

>>334221

>tens of thousands

Lol.

>very Jewish

How many times do I have to explain this s m h.

It promotes both. Peace when it can be, war when it's necessary. There's very little contradiction tbh, most of it is a meme where people fail to comprehend the meaning of scripture. War isn't good but it's necessary sometimes to be righteous.

And this isn't so. These things have only become ideas in our society because people abandoned the faith. It's no coincidence that as Christianity declines, these ideas rise to the forefront and dominate public life.

>>334224

Yep, that's why paganism died out. No moral authority, dogman or any sort of structure behind it.

>>334226

Jesus fucking Christ lad. Mummy enablers are the worst. Mine does the same shit tbh.


39b052  No.334233

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

>roast chicken with mushroom and garlic gravy and buttered french beans, followed by vanilla and almond cheese cake for dessert, and dark chocolate with hazelnuts for afters, served with tea, earl grey, hot


ea9a29  No.334234

File: 700dfcb962ef08f⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 362x444, 181:222, woesey.jpg)

*cooks my own food*


a19aec  No.334235

>>334234

He looks like a 30 year old mature student and self claimed "Maxist intellectual" here.


6b1b0c  No.334236

>>334233

>>334228

yeah, but I was angry from other stuff so it wasn't completely fair

>>334229

she is happy just to feed me

>>334233

HIGH CLASS


a19aec  No.334237

*dogma

Dogman sounds like some mythological beast.


ea9a29  No.334238

>mum moaning at me cos i turned off a pointless electric heater in the bathroom that is just a waste of money

she the complains that i'm using the oven for 5 hours+ yet she does stupid things like that and leaves all the lights/tv on


ea9a29  No.334239

>>334235

he basically is, only replace marxist with alt-right


ea9a29  No.334240

>>334233

sounds far too sweet for me, lad


ea9a29  No.334241

omg stop fucking sneezing and coughing everywhere i bet you didnt even cover your mouth


39b052  No.334242

File: bbba0c317c30542⋯.png (237.33 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 5d19dadd1f4910f822c489f002….png)

looks like /newbrit/ had a significant get recently, lets see who got it and what they said…

>>333333


39b052  No.334243

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)

>>334242

wasted get smh


a19aec  No.334244

>>334239

Indeed. Can't stand the chap. Same with Tommy Robinson. Ideally I'd line them both up against a wall and shoot them.


027f5d  No.334245

File: 81f39d512a3cff4⋯.png (306.03 KB, 968x1718, 484:859, neo is a skewing faggot.png)

>>334232

lol ain't an argument

"pagan" practice extends back to the first hunter-gatherers who set foot on britain

also wrong about paganism not having structure or anything, there's clear evidence to the contrary in the pan-european druidic theological structure, established rites and rituals, tradition, taboos etc

it was a complete and functioning religion and can be so again; both institutions are destroyed in the modern age, but paganism can be more easily rebuilt, and better fits our needs.

I know neither of us will agree to eachother though smh

>>334236

say sorry to her lad

>>334243

and an illegally acquired one


ea9a29  No.334246


39b052  No.334247

File: ff611fe3efa008c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 14.13 KB, 638x1163, 638:1163, 7cacb82e10f45f4cd022ae8ad1….png)

>>334245

>and an illegally acquired one

who can save us from these criminal mods?


027f5d  No.334248

>>334247

22st's moderator alter-ego is "is he even a mod" man because he doesn't do anything

and that's ok


a19aec  No.334249

>>334245

The sort of Celtic religion you are thinking of was barely a thing for a millennia, lad. Sure the practice extends that far back, but I'd rather listen to actual people and not oooga booga tribesmen who based rocks together. Britain was backwards until we became Christian, and basically irrelevant.

And no, it's got no historical backing now. Would be very hard to convince people to worship a child sacrificing dead religion me lad.


a19aec  No.334250

*bashed

Bloody hell I need to go do something else, in a bit.


39b052  No.334251

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

>>334248

>22st's moderator alter-ego is "is he even a mod" man because he doesn't do anything

it's not his fault he's lazy, he's as much a victim of himself as everyone else is smh


e8f6da  No.334252

File: 94976368c2df9e5⋯.jpg (17.28 KB, 225x318, 75:106, 1543277879904.jpg)

>incels will never stop seething about the get

Might be the highlight of my career.

>>334237

It is tbh, old explorers used to warn about dogpeople and their civilization beyond the borders of their maps but nobody could ever find them. Also Americans report sightings of long-snouted sasquatch they call the dogman in certain parts of the country.


7f3d44  No.334253

>>334224

tbf lad, that vid I posted made some interesting points, namely that the christian God has triple aspects similiar to many Celtic Gods, isn't omnipotent (why does he need all those angels and saints?), that it was heavily influenced by Indo-European theology and that people didn't necessarily consider it importing a foreign religion as it was adapting there own traditions to suit it. There are flaws in this but it's still interesting to think about


39b052  No.334254

File: a3040052cdbe3cf⋯.png (15.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, a3040052cdbe3cf64dfa42dbc3….png)

I hate how horny I get on nofap, it makes me lust after Neo like crazy smh

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

7f3d44  No.334255

>>334249

>a child sacrificing dead religion

DONT strawman


039982  No.334256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334252

>knows about the michigan dogman

wasn't it a memi that you were from michigan once? hmmmmmm


ea9a29  No.334257

File: 1b519cc61548547⋯.png (611.96 KB, 526x551, 526:551, g.png)


39b052  No.334258

File: 982989f7856a0e8⋯.jpg (116.63 KB, 645x773, 645:773, westiewojaksmirk.jpg)

>>334256

hi westie luv


027f5d  No.334259

File: 5de941b59ebb865⋯.png (6.7 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepepagang.png)

>he believes in child sacrificing

>he doesn't know about 15,000 BC

>or the sophisticated astronomical-theological basis of earliest britain

ok just drop it

you like big god man and don't want anyone else to be god man

I like lots of god men and don't mind that there's another god man there too except for the bit where he thinks he's the biggest god man

>>334253

that's where my argument that christianity was conversion by stealth comes from, incorporating all of the pagan elements to make it look decent then gradually subverting and ensuring it's own supremacy


039982  No.334260

File: 252dc3464ee84a5⋯.png (934.45 KB, 3058x1526, 1529:763, ClipboardImage.png)

Out in the woods while the whole town sleeps,

Swift and silent the Dogman creeps,

When the moon strikes high in the eye of the Owl,

The whole night shudders with the Dogman's howl


a19aec  No.334261

>>334246

Tbh it's an unpopular opinion but I hate the fucking daftie types like that. They do us lot no good and damage credible movements intentionally or not.

>>334252

>calling people incels

Please don't tell me you and waifuposter fucked. The thought of his sweaty tits slapping against his massive belly is mentally scarring, thanks lass.

Spooky. It's my subconscious screaming for help.

>>334253

This.

>>334255

People sacrificing then. Don't bullshit me and deny your savage "faith" didn't murder people.


a19aec  No.334262

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1533941721.png)

>>334260

Lad…


a19aec  No.334263

The thought of waifuposter doing anything is mentally scarring but I hope he's alright smh I miss his poo posting.


027f5d  No.334264

File: 8ff1d459070ca6b⋯.png (191.79 KB, 603x690, 201:230, I love to sacrifice.png)

>>334261

oh we murdered lads alright

threw lots of gays right into the bog


e8f6da  No.334265

File: 4c633375daad602⋯.jpg (163.66 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334256

I did say that rural Michigan is quite nice but I've definitely never been there and I've never seen the Michigan dogman either smh.

>>334260

Proper spooky bit of folklore.


a19aec  No.334266

>>334264

>gays

Seems like the lot that'd tolerate benders tbh. Britons being benders in the bog smh.


027f5d  No.334267

File: 36470a8504044ed⋯.png (21.96 KB, 1157x99, 1157:99, ClipboardImage.png)

>20 minute ban for saying something I find disagreeable

how long has niggo been unbanned? clearly hasn't learnt anything


7f3d44  No.334268

>>334261

Not bullshiting you lad, we don't know how often it was performed and in what context, were they prisoners of war? Criminals? Volunteers? Who knows


e8f6da  No.334269

File: f668c3e460ce357⋯.png (725.81 KB, 655x758, 655:758, 1543032143801.png)

>>334267

Nobody wants to hear about lusting and fapping about me tbh.


a19aec  No.334270

A mix of all that I imagine. Anyone they could get their hands on voluntarily or not.


a19aec  No.334271

>>334269

Having seen what you look like, I'd be grateful for what you get.


6b1b0c  No.334272


6b1b0c  No.334273

You don't get to decide what I want


027f5d  No.334274

>>334269

free speech you dumb cunt

I went back and read your posts in this thread and you earned a filter with the first one

if you're going to be a bullying faggot then everyone can say what they like


e00a26  No.334275

>>334269

What if I do it quietly?


e8f6da  No.334276

File: 2f1178a644f451e⋯.png (180.43 KB, 640x360, 16:9, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>334271

t. alberto barbosa

>>334272

smh lad control your urges

>>334274

I thought he would appeal it tbh, I would accept

it's super gross though and shouldn't be encouraged


a19aec  No.334277

>>334276

Indeed. If they saw what they were lusting for they'd regret it. Oink oink.


ea9a29  No.334278

File: 17d0998d157233b⋯.gif (43.1 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 6a00d83451b31c69e2012876b2….gif)

*eats butter from the tub*


027f5d  No.334279

>>334276

>he's supposed to read your mind and think HAHA XE WAS JUST JOKING

everything wrong with whamen summed up in one piece of psychological evidence

you really should not be a mod


02ff97  No.334280

>>334277

The question is, does Neo still have their accent? Just imagine the Yank noises coming from during intercourse.


7f3d44  No.334281

>>334266

t. former bender

>>334270

But do you actually know? And no, I don't want human sacrifice to return

>>334277

Keek


a19aec  No.334282

File: 6afe33e21791b5a⋯.png (441.18 KB, 500x679, 500:679, and a real human.png)

In a bit, me lambs. Time to cook for smee.


ea9a29  No.334283

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sneezing woman.png)


027f5d  No.334284

File: 877dd004e7cb494⋯.png (12.88 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer2.png)

>smee


6b1b0c  No.334285

You are unbanned Binsman, ain't having this shit with Neo


39b052  No.334286

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh pewds


a19aec  No.334287

File: 2f10df0fac47b3d⋯.jpg (522.02 KB, 718x540, 359:270, 1539219005384.jpg)

>>334284

MAIMEN, DR PAVELHEER, BUTTONLEE, JUAN OF HUGH


39b052  No.334288

File: d42cacf86190f64⋯.jpg (6.32 KB, 203x241, 203:241, 1492032177559.jpg)

>>334285

thanks, you're the best

i was giving her a compliment too, will nothing keep her happy smh?


027f5d  No.334289

File: a04ebce2988134c⋯.png (191.03 KB, 249x386, 249:386, smolguy.png)

>>334287

it's just like old times

>>334285

goodlad keep it up

you're like the counterbalance

>>334288

for best effect you should refer to BRRRAAPPPs keeeek devilish


e00a26  No.334290

>>334277

You saying she's not a real anime girl?


39b052  No.334291

>>334289

>for best effect you should refer to BRRRAAPPPs keeeek devilish

thanks for the tip, how do i do this though?


7f3d44  No.334292

>>334290

It can't be! Lies! Lies I say!


027f5d  No.334293

>>334291

not quite sure but 22st is a master


39b052  No.334294

>>334277

>Indeed. If they saw what they were lusting for they'd regret it.

>implying I'm not attracted to her cute personality


d7fa70  No.334295


027f5d  No.334296

>>334294

>niggo

>cute

not the way I'd describe it smh


ea9a29  No.334297

just want to be normal smh


ea9a29  No.334298

>>334294

shes a horrible personality


6b1b0c  No.334299

File: 2ccbdf030755451⋯.png (22.28 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>334295

*blocks your path* We disagree but we all love the braphog


a19aec  No.334300

>>334281

>former

That's the key word there.

>>334289

Innit.

>>334290

Yes. More piggy than person.

>>334294

>cute personality

You poor thing.

>>334297

You are normal, my lad.


39b052  No.334301

File: 3974ff0f1b7e171⋯.jpg (17.91 KB, 337x372, 337:372, 3974ff0f1b7e171dbb2c989b5a….jpg)

Am I the only one that thinks Neo has a cute personality?


a19aec  No.334302

>>334301

You're the only one who doesn't know her, fam.


ea9a29  No.334303

>>334300

no, i'm far from normal and never will be

just wanted to be a normie who had a normie life

now most people are not normal especially here smh


6b1b0c  No.334304

File: 2bf0d3ded782961⋯.png (34.69 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>334301

Goodlads think alike


a19aec  No.334305

>>334303

Get a job, that'll help tbh.


027f5d  No.334306

File: f48daeb3bbf8ff9⋯.png (49.21 KB, 427x219, 427:219, ClipboardImage.png)

democracy might not always be so bad


39b052  No.334307

File: e2c2c06cce83d66⋯.jpg (8.2 KB, 200x221, 200:221, wojakhorny.jpg)

>>334302

but she's so mischievous and playful…


a19aec  No.334308

>>334306

OH NO NO NO

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DOOD


e00a26  No.334309

>>334297

You'll get over it by 25.


a19aec  No.334310

>>334307

*Manipulative and evil.


6b1b0c  No.334311

>>334306

centre-neo tbh


39b052  No.334312

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)

>>334304

I knew you'd understand, you always understand


ea9a29  No.334313

>>334305

no i mean the psychological impact of one's upbringing is lasting throughout one's life, it is unchangeable

i wanted to be a normie, not become one now

its impossible


027f5d  No.334314

>>334311

ah you're a based centrist lad

the horseshoe theory here refers to concussing neo by throwing horseshoes at her


beb341  No.334315

REMINDER TO STEAL /SHIT/'S GET

>>>/brit/999332

>>>/brit/999332

>>>/brit/999332

>>>/brit/999332

>>>/brit/999332

>>334245

>>334306

lad, cut out the drama. I already gave her a ban for the get skewing, it's over with

she's #1 threadslut which is very helpful. btw we need a proper OP so somebody pls get a few news links

>>334254

ah man this IRL butterface thot with PRIME t&a keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'm looking and doesn't mind. love when that happens. she's skinny with full, perky bosoms and a far arse. verrry good shape to her body, and nice hair too, it's a shame about her face


6b1b0c  No.334316

File: 4ac9a5a445f67e5⋯.png (126.1 KB, 631x734, 631:734, The Straight Song by Bins ….png)

>>334312

You know it, lad


039982  No.334317

>>334315

How swarthy is this one?


027f5d  No.334318

>>334315

constant vigilance

I will draw attention to all mod abuse

neo just happens to be the only one who abuses it


a19aec  No.334319

>>334313

I understand fam. I think I was nearly there but now I've fallen into a pit and can't get out. I've had small groups of friends before but now I'm gone.

>>334315

>keeping around whores


beb341  No.334320

>>334317

she's white actually


039982  No.334321

>>334320

Goodlad


e00a26  No.334322

>>334315

I like butterfaces. They appreciate the attention and don't get an attitude.


beb341  No.334323

ahh fuck yeah stellaris magacorp already cracked HEIL BASTE CODEX

>>334322

this. she probably has low self-esteem 'cause of her face but her body makes me wanna impregnate her so bad and she likes the attention 'cause it gives her validation and makes her feel better about her appearance

it's to the point where when she stands up to walk away, she looks back to see that I'm looking at her before struttin' her ass outta the room


027f5d  No.334324

>>334323

is it worth playing and if so can you link whatever DL you use if it's not infested?

ukbay is down smh


39b052  No.334325

File: 7bef0a121a01abb⋯.jpg (8.24 KB, 213x255, 71:85, 1473374934451.jpg)

>>334315

>ah man this IRL butterface thot with PRIME t&a keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'm looking and doesn't mind. love when that happens. she's skinny with full, perky bosoms and a far arse. verrry good shape to her body, and nice hair too,

sounds delightful tbh


d7fa70  No.334326

>>334322

some of them are still genuinely bad people though tbh

amazed at how many women are butt ugly and yet still are true basic bitches who dont even give you the time of day


ea9a29  No.334327

>>334319

w-we'll all make it in the end… h-heh….


39b052  No.334328

>>334316

kek, that poem, can't believe I posted that on /brit/


ea9a29  No.334329

>>334326

def a lot of stuck up ugly slags that act like they're the most important princess

i like lasses


beb341  No.334330

>>334324

if you search "stellaris" on 1337x and sort by time you'll find it

>is it worth playing

stellaris is a cool game but had a lot of problems with the macromanagement that made it obnoxious to play. this update fixes them I think. I think it's worth playing yes, map-staring simulator in randomly generated outer space where you make a space empire and exterminate/enslave the xenos. it's pretty fash tbh

>>334325

yes


a19aec  No.334331

File: 53edc2369f51e8b⋯.jpg (75.98 KB, 487x750, 487:750, 1535487193028.jpg)

>>334327

Nah lad, it's too late for that.


beb341  No.334332

like you can make a custom empire and call it "Interstellar British Empire" with a thing that looks kinda like a swastika as your symbol and make it state policy to enslave or genocide aliens. only thing is you get niggers/gooks mixed in with the white people, somebody needs to make a white people only mod


39b052  No.334333

>>334330

>yes

are you going out with her or something? what did you mean by that "keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'mlooking and doesn't mind"


89887b  No.334334

File: 44554a742ca565b⋯.png (391.47 KB, 491x556, 491:556, 73109962-af74-46f3-b5bf-20….png)

>>334332

>and make it state policy to enslave or genocide aliens


ea9a29  No.334335

>>334332

there is one, but it got removed from the steam workshop for racism


beb341  No.334336

>>334333

>are you going out with her or something?

nah, I've never really talked to her

>what did you mean by that "keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'mlooking and doesn't mind"

she's long since noticed that I check her out and instead of getting uncomfortable/offended as feminists would have you think, she enjoys the attention and has been looking to see if I'm looking, wearing tight clothes

>>334335

wew

>>334334

you can even determine which kind of extermination you want. you can castrate them, eat them, work them to death, or just send in the death squads

'course you can also give them various levels of citizenship but I generally go xenophobe


039982  No.334337

File: 12b2a70d5033ba4⋯.png (170.33 KB, 391x387, 391:387, smug cimon.png)

Nasa made a smug AI robot that flies around in zero g with thrusters and has a lenny face

It's called Cimon


e8f6da  No.334338

File: 34ed0aa5e9a5e4e⋯.png (231.72 KB, 444x651, 148:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: eaff13b72d465c9⋯.jpg (108.7 KB, 689x689, 1:1, 1543074045632.jpg)

heart almost skipped a beat there for a moment


6b1b0c  No.334339

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

why not


39b052  No.334340

>>334336

>she's long since noticed that I check her out and instead of getting uncomfortable/offended as feminists would have you think, she enjoys the attention and has been looking to see if I'm looking, wearing tight clothes

yum. so you know her irl?


beb341  No.334341

>>334338

I would like if we really went to war with china, finally something exciting. I wouldn't want to go to war with any other country really, only china

>>334340

>know her

nah, we just happen to be in the same location at the same time a couple times a week. but yeah it's irl ofc


e00a26  No.334342

>>334329

That seems to be more of a fat girl thing. Fucked up face girls aren't as bad.


039982  No.334343

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love him, lads.

>>334338

wew a boomer probably died of a cardiac just now

I'm glad the yanks are putting the kibosh on these Chinese infiltrators tbh, they've killed thousands of yanks flooding the US with fentanyl and they are now butthurt over this one arrest. China is literally at the mercy of America in terms of global trade and security tbh their threats are empty


e00a26  No.334344

>>334337

I posted the video the other day. He gets pissy with one of the astronauts. Smug bastard.


39b052  No.334345

>>334341

>nah, we just happen to be in the same location at the same time a couple times a week. but yeah it's irl ofc

if I write some love poems, could you read them out to her so she falls in love with me (not you) as happens in films plz?


039982  No.334346

>>334344

Sorry lad. Keek it's so funny. They keep trying to tell him to stop playing music but he just hears the word music and says "I like to dance, I love music."


e00a26  No.334347

>>334346

Just wondering if you'd seen the video.

>when he starts having a woman strop about people being mean to him


59767b  No.334348

22st has discovered Liverpudlians and he is so confused.


e8f6da  No.334349

File: 690901a08ce661b⋯.png (55.57 KB, 649x131, 649:131, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334341

>>334343

>it was about iran all along

what a bummer


027f5d  No.334350

File: ba7a1d69673d5f8⋯.webm (7.34 MB, 427x240, 427:240, ayylmaov.webm)

>>334330

I don't know what 1337x is and searching gives me softonic malware results smh

looking for a replacement to ukbay, spoonfeed pls lad

>>334334

we have to do it first

>>334335

and the ones that make it exclusively asian, black etc remain

really makes you think


beb341  No.334351

>>334350

>I don't know what 1337x is

https://1337x.myunblock.com/home/


e00a26  No.334352

File: 50cf3c42e0d2132⋯.png (2.76 MB, 1181x1500, 1181:1500, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh, nonono


89887b  No.334353

File: 2fd9751e966aa94⋯.png (1006.28 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 99ace48e-fe40-4823-909c-bc….png)

>>334336

>castrate

implying aliens have genitals


6b1b0c  No.334354

File: 98407d63d5f9ae6⋯.png (799.21 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

What have I become…


027f5d  No.334355

File: 350955f0e26bf50⋯.webm (13.9 MB, 853x480, 853:480, ayylmaogenocidesong.webm)

wrong one smh


027f5d  No.334356

>>334351

ta lad

>>334353

>>334355

absolutely based webm


beb341  No.334357

frying up some snausages 'cause I'm a hungry lad rn

btw this morning I weighed 156lbs so that's down 9lbs in 2 weeks with no exercise


beb341  No.334358

maybe 8lbs, if I was 164, idk whether I was 164 or 165. so 4lbs/week conservatively


ea9a29  No.334359

>>334342

yea its mostly fatties

they disgust me so much

theyre not even chubbies theyre just fat


beb341  No.334360

so I can gain 9lb/month or lose 4lb/week. idk why people find these things difficult


ea9a29  No.334361

>>334357

finished some jerky just now but i'm gonna let the air get to it overnight

just cooked and eating some cajun chicken while another 4 pork shoulder steaks are in the oven


ea9a29  No.334362

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

FUCK

CARBS


beb341  No.334363

>>334361

nice

idk who's food I'd rather eat, yours or 22st's mum's


e00a26  No.334364

>>334359

It's like the fatter a girl gets the more of a fucking attitude she has. Chubbies can be alright, but obese girls are evil.


027f5d  No.334365

>>334362

I really like empty carbs smh my pizza was great


ea9a29  No.334366

>>334363

I only cook meat with nothing else

Tho I could do a few nice dishes like chicken mushroom mustard sauce pasta


d7fa70  No.334367

>>334354

is that kay's art?


ea9a29  No.334368

>>334364

thankfully ive not really met or see any obese lasses

somebody post that webm of that fat girl with tattoos eating cake


d7fa70  No.334369

File: 181366676cb2001⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 245.57 KB, 1280x825, 256:165, ClipboardImage.png)

wessex


ea9a29  No.334370

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)

feel bad for her tbh, then again, i also dont


e00a26  No.334371

>>334368

My sister's former best friend was a lard arse with bi-polar disorder. They are no longer friends. She's basically the worst person ever. Shop lifts, drove the family car without a license and crashed it, has been engaged multiple times because men keep bailing on her.


ea9a29  No.334372

>>334371

lol

sounds absolutely disgusting tbh


027f5d  No.334373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh sick memes


027f5d  No.334374

wait it's just an excerpt from shrek retold


39b052  No.334375

>>334370

Is that Neo?


89887b  No.334376

File: 806143441fa9807⋯.gif (2.96 MB, 540x710, 54:71, 96d8ce1e-a9d0-49f9-a8f1-b5….gif)

>2019 soon

hey i realised i will soon be able to make "i haven't eaten all year" jokes. rad.


89887b  No.334377

>>334373

unironically love his voice so much

as well as his whole body of work


e00a26  No.334378

>>334377

Don't be so lewd. be lewder


d7fa70  No.334379

>>334376

love you lass but um

fasting is not a personality


ea9a29  No.334380

>>334375

neo will never be as pretty in body and soul as her


39b052  No.334381

>>334376

why haven't you eaten all year?


89887b  No.334382

>>334378

reported

>>334379

i agree? not a single word in this post relates to me in any way.


ea9a29  No.334383

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)

LEAFLASS AAAAHHHH


e8f6da  No.334384

File: f054ef980adba1f⋯.jpg (126.64 KB, 500x708, 125:177, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334382

I can't bad doogles smh even to tease wessex.

>>334383

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


ea9a29  No.334385

>>334384

*punches you*


e00a26  No.334386

>>334384

I'm just a lovable jester. I mean no harm.

*tweaks the nose of power


39b052  No.334387

File: 39471d3628a8271⋯.jpg (32.9 KB, 406x451, 406:451, fitwojaked.jpg)

>tfw you want to fug neo


027f5d  No.334388

daftie's personality:

skeletons

fasting

aliens

cycling

languages

sub

>>334387

lad you ought to stop it's not healthy


89887b  No.334389

File: 8804226a5c64410⋯.jpg (87.04 KB, 555x600, 37:40, ab65adf6-065b-46bd-9e27-ba….jpg)

>>334384

are you finally off mod seat


39b052  No.334390

File: 2190fb3358570ac⋯.jpg (80.66 KB, 762x633, 254:211, joequizical.jpg)

>>334348

but he must have known about Joe for years though right?


e00a26  No.334391

>>334389

Do you have that pic where Tsukasa has Konata's hair quiff up her nose? been looking for that everywhere.


e8f6da  No.334392

File: 9dd1b5870dc655e⋯.png (228.64 KB, 693x682, 63:62, 1543277889374.png)

>>334385

Awww I like you really lad.

>>334386

Mmm is my nose the nose of power?

>>334387

Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>334389

modship means a lifetime before the mast tbh


e8f6da  No.334393

File: d19088a20cfc2d6⋯.jpg (113.17 KB, 800x713, 800:713, 1461677280713.jpg)


e00a26  No.334394

File: 7db742ac5ec377b⋯.jpg (287.75 KB, 377x1600, 377:1600, the revolution.jpg)

>>334392

somtims (^;


e00a26  No.334395

>>334393

Ayyy. But now that you've posted it, I can't use it to bully you. Damn.


39b052  No.334396

>>334388

>lad you ought to stop it's not healthy

it's perfectly healthy and normal for a man to be attracted to a woman


ea9a29  No.334398

>>334392

i dont care if you like me you ugly slag


027f5d  No.334399

>>334396

is xe though


e00a26  No.334400

>>334397

whats'st el fuckerino?


ea9a29  No.334401

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)


027f5d  No.334402

now there's some moderating to do


39b052  No.334403

File: 94ed5320bb0503e⋯.jpg (27.62 KB, 598x566, 299:283, MhU3g5J.jpg)

>>334392

>Hmmmmmmmmmm

they say I shouldn't lust after you, but I can't help it


39b052  No.334404

>>334399

>is xe though

wut? I thought it came out that Neo is a real woman? there was some lad earlier…


e00a26  No.334405

>>334404

Who knows anymore. She's Konata for real in my mind.


027f5d  No.334406

>>334404

reports vary

and either way I wouldn't imagine it's very nice

xe is a neethog and a nasty person overall


39b052  No.334407

File: d51a5831cd6009e⋯.jpg (92.94 KB, 1398x925, 1398:925, HzfejR6.jpg)

>>334405

>>334406

she feels 100% woman to me


ea9a29  No.334408

>>334407

just fucking stop its pathetic

what do you even hope to achieve out of this?


e8f6da  No.334409

File: 5f4f6bc7942be05⋯.png (441.07 KB, 792x792, 1:1, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>334395

I don't think this board has restrictions on posting an image multiple times in the same thread so it's okay I guess.

>>334408

He's just mentally ill.


39b052  No.334410

File: 05beb45d804cefb⋯.png (84.2 KB, 641x773, 641:773, 05beb45d804cefbe4dc82bbc73….png)

>>334408

>what do you even hope to achieve out of this?

Neo and I will meet IRL, fall for each other, and become passionate lovers

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS CRINGE)

e00a26  No.334411

>>334409

Yeah, but it's like we came into work wearing the same handbag or something.


e8f6da  No.334412

File: ec83798bcc6cc77⋯.png (217.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1543279104842.png)

appeal it when you've calmed down lad

talk about politics or something


ea9a29  No.334413

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

>>334412

lets talk about kat dennings


e8f6da  No.334414

File: 6810490523c7d20⋯.gif (60.8 KB, 397x530, 397:530, __artoria_pendragon_izumi_….gif)

>>334411

You can use it in the next thread without anyone giving you stares, don't worry.

>>334413

She's nice for a jewess tbh.


027f5d  No.334415

File: 5713b7b4e3fcb71⋯.png (187.72 KB, 1176x693, 56:33, ClipboardImage.png)

ahem

mod abuse

again


ea9a29  No.334416

>>334415

no, this is abuse

*hits you*


027f5d  No.334417

>>334416

honestly

twice in one day straight after being reprimanded

it's ridiculous, the only justifiable modding is the deletion of that furry shite, everything else is abusive, that's not good enough.


e00a26  No.334418

>>334414

Okay, thanks lass

*hugs n kisses


ea9a29  No.334419

>>334417

tbh its a bit over the top

its annoying posts but definitely not ban-worthy


e8f6da  No.334420

File: 695cef685336673⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 330x339, 110:113, __izumi_konata_and_kula_di….jpg)

>>334415

>cringeposting within cringeposting

wew

>>334418

You're welcome lad.

>>334419

It's a healthy microban to give him a few minutes to get his benis under control.


ea9a29  No.334421

File: cf6732428f4509b⋯.jpg (7.68 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1539432553696.jpg)

feels good to not give a shit about time anymore

i dont even think about it


027f5d  No.334422

>attempting to justify mod abuse

>again

stop fucking up you retarded bint

your job as a moderator is to clean up shit, not try to control people's posting

if the guy wants to mock you and make you uncomfortable that's his right.


039982  No.334423

File: 9b1474486f3b338⋯.png (211.43 KB, 666x535, 666:535, C 73.png)

>>334415

>good work

Tsundere Wessex


027f5d  No.334424

>>334423

it's literally the only actual decent moderating I have seen this entire week

xe is not fit to moderate


e8f6da  No.334425

File: 9811f683c91c365⋯.gif (129.66 KB, 499x280, 499:280, icecream.gif)

>>334421

You're gonna make it lad.

>>334422

>your job as a moderator is to clean up shit

yeah

>>334423

That's a really cute pic lad.

*gooses you*


039982  No.334426

File: 5c743f3629695d6⋯.jpg (429.46 KB, 666x1036, 9:14, 1543864073673.jpg)

I like the drama on this board. It's like an allegory for medieval European feudal power struggles.

>>334424

I agree. Take her down!


ea9a29  No.334427

>>334425

>You're gonna make it lad.

we're all going to make it

i dont care about being normal or anything anymore, i just want to enjoy the time i have left now, and just live


beb341  No.334428

>>334422

>your job as a moderator is to clean up shit, not try to control people's posting

this is a fair point

still, you oughtta stop screeching lad

>>334426

it's kinda like ck2 and I'm a king and the vols are my dukes and the rest of the posters are counts but they can't raise their levies and declare war on me so it's slightly different


d7fa70  No.334429

>>334388

dafite likes cycling? baste and i love her ladspilled


d7fa70  No.334430

night lads and ladettes


027f5d  No.334431

>>334428

you weren't here for the last time neo was a mod

it's imperative to keep xer on a tight leash


027f5d  No.334432

>>334430

night lad


039982  No.334433

>>334428

>it's kinda like ck2 and I'm a king and the vols are my dukes and the rest of the posters are counts but they can't raise their levies and declare war on me so it's slightly different

My thoughts exactly. Unless you go on a crusade one day (go afk) and someone else claims the kingship (board) in your absence, like a regent taking power while the King is away, lols.


039982  No.334434

>>334430

Goodnight, I wish you luck if you have a hard days waging ahead still. Keep up the good work lad we're all gonna make it.


beb341  No.334435

so basically we have a count that's pissed at his duke and is demanding the king to revoke the duke's titles but the king's like nah she's a good duchess for the most part so chill out

>>334430

night

>>334433

ye


39b052  No.334436

>>334409

>He's just mentally ill.

It's a bit sad that you think so little of yourself, that you think any man that falls for you must be mentally ill. Don't worry, I'll help fix you


e8f6da  No.334437

File: 3c042c770d7d5c4⋯.jpg (147.63 KB, 850x821, 850:821, 1543795574726.jpg)

>>334426

>>334428

>Wessex has declared the 27th /newbrit/ civil war for elective monarchy

Reminds me of my many failed Byzantium games smh.

>>334427

Live until you die lad, it's the only way to have fun.

>>334430

Sleep tight lad.

>>334436

Cringe.


027f5d  No.334438

>>334435

I'm keeping a domesday book of crimes against the peasantry and everything so far coupled with xer past moderating points to disaster

like I said earlier the only actual moderating xe's done is banning a single (1) porn post, everything else has been abuse for personal gain


d7fa70  No.334439

>>334434

thank you lad i do and i only get 15 minutes to yoffle my lunch but its early hometime

was going to visit the ashurbanipal exhibition at the british museum at the weekend but i'd rather do it with family so i have to wait till the weekend after when my sister is available rooo

maybe ill just go anyway


ea9a29  No.334440

>>334430

goodnight wagie


ea9a29  No.334441

cash in hand > NEETs > salary > wagies


039982  No.334442

File: b52dbd12b431790⋯.jpg (1.89 MB, 1366x1727, 1366:1727, 1543878075151.jpg)

>Live until you die


beb341  No.334443

>>334438

alright well feel free to collect whatever you want in your archives for transparency's sake but quit salting up the threads over it. I'm aware that you and some others are discontented and that Neo's moderation can be a bit heavy-handed at times but I do believe that she passes a cost:benefit analysis. at the end of the day, what I say goes and I want the best for this community so don't worry about it

just cut the drama, it's not doing anybody any good and it's getting annoying


027f5d  No.334444

druids tbh

>>334441

tbh


39b052  No.334445

>>334437

we should take this somewhere private tbh


e00a26  No.334446

>>334442

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK


beb341  No.334447

File: bf348a917668c30⋯.png (47.42 KB, 853x543, 853:543, dubs_aint_free.png)

>>334444

>it's already been 1,111 posts since 333333

and somebody said we were dead smh


027f5d  No.334448

File: 89e0d6fcfbe5fcf⋯.png (82.56 KB, 470x600, 47:60, borntobotnet.png)

>>334443

Outside of my personal dislike for xer and xer behaviour toward me I will continue to point these events out as they come up, it is a public service and you do need to be aware.


beb341  No.334449

>>334448

do it in the meta thread, that's where it belongs anyway


e8f6da  No.334450

File: 1a953e949cdda7f⋯.jpg (92.83 KB, 408x400, 51:50, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334442

That's a long way off lad, we've got so much time to enjoy.

>>334447

My antics generate a lot of interest tbh.

>>334449

Hmmm if he keeps saltposting for the next few weeks what should I do.


027f5d  No.334451

File: 362d35313264353⋯.png (87.64 KB, 116x319, 4:11, Early Modern Stereotypes, ….png)

>>334449

very well

I also suggest opening >>1 so I can record your ruling

if no one else will do it I will be scribe and chronicler for this benighted realm


39b052  No.334452

File: 1b82ecaf059b2e5⋯.png (4.04 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)

>>334448

Neo will break you lad, and you will end up falling in love with her too

>>334449

no, it's more erotic this way, we get to see Neo dominate and control him, eventually turning him into her thirsty slave

22st understands


027f5d  No.334453

>>334452

I've been posting for three years, maybe more. So long I've forgotten how long, in any case.

And everything I have seen has been negative, particularly xer recent behaviour which will only get worse as xe goes ever madder with power


e8f6da  No.334454

>>334449

pokes you on discord


beb341  No.334455

>>334450

>Hmmm if he keeps saltposting for the next few weeks what should I do.

I don't think you should do anything about it 'cause that's just gonna make it worse. it's better to promote resolution than to crackdown


027f5d  No.334456

I fucking see that discord spoiler DO NOT make private dealings


39b052  No.334457

File: 9ccf198076f90ed⋯.jpg (49.83 KB, 480x270, 16:9, faptoomuch.jpg)

>>334453

Just learn to love her power lad

(USER HAS BEEN ASSIGNED A WANK BREAK FOR THIS POST)

039982  No.334458

File: 3209c718ec5abf7⋯.png (71.48 KB, 1197x122, 1197:122, neo.png)


027f5d  No.334460

File: d22da77f99919df⋯.png (86.5 KB, 222x227, 222:227, druidpepe.png)

call me the Venerable Wess because I will be chronicling the latest fall of newbrit

>>334459


027f5d  No.334461

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

>they are having a private conversation about moderation, on discord

>right now

didn't take long


ea9a29  No.334462

>>334461

the secret cabal that operates in the shadows


027f5d  No.334463

>>334462

and ironically the thing newbrit was formed to escape

it all comes full circle except after this there is nowhere to go


e8f6da  No.334464

File: 909c6f0cb838039⋯.png (282.52 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1543277444737.png)

>>334458

All women just want one thing; that sweet sweet granary.

>>334460

It's like having my own fan blog.


ea9a29  No.334465

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334464

you'll not be getting my granary of the highest calibre

you're not deserving of such fine grains


beb341  No.334466

>>334461

>>334462

>>334463

she was just asking me what to do about posts like >>334452 >>334457 and I told her only to do short bans if it goes on too long. and I also told her to ask me things in the thread instead of saying "come on discord" and to be a lil gentler in moderation

quit whining or keep it in the meta

>>334464

>It's like having my own fan blog.

and don't antagonize either. I want everybody to chill


e00a26  No.334467

>they post they're butts at each other on Discord

The scandal of it!


027f5d  No.334468

>>334464

Take this under advisement, I am doing this because you shouldn't be abusing your position. I will stop when you stop abusing it. It is not something for you to joke about, it is not acceptable. You have taken on responsibilities and should live up to them.

>>334466

I will mark this as an official ruling but I don't like the fuzziness, "if it goes on too long" is extremely subjective.


039982  No.334469

File: 0d2cabfc8eb3da9⋯.png (45.95 KB, 173x137, 173:137, ClipboardImage.png)

He sounded so excited in that game when your granary was full lol

>>334464

>All women just want one thing; that sweet sweet granary.

https://youtu.be/MvyP4Q870ZQ?t=182


ea9a29  No.334470

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)

File: e7a7e454560d652⋯.png (6.09 KB, 512x512, 1:1, pistol.png)

AAAAAAAHHHH SAMANTHA


e8f6da  No.334471

File: b0a0bbfa1da5667⋯.jpg (59.17 KB, 500x548, 125:137, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334465

Aww I remember when that was a niche channel

>over a million views

Lad's doing good.

>>334467

You could post this in any era of /newbrit/ and it would still make sense smh.

>>334468

Maybe we should rename meta "the book of grudges" tbh.

>>334469

THE GRANARY IS FULL M'LORD


027f5d  No.334472

>>334469

the peasants are starving, sire!


ea9a29  No.334473

>>334472

*gives peasants expired sossijes*


027f5d  No.334474

File: 45621dbd5f0cc83⋯.png (381.23 KB, 2048x1952, 64:61, RWDwarfS.png)

File: c947777598c16f4⋯.png (226.75 KB, 666x614, 333:307, RWDwarfS2.png)

>>334471

if this goes on for long I'll have to make a seperate thread for it smh

>>334473

*poisons the enemy's economy

baste


039982  No.334475

File: f67be60d20fd44d⋯.png (9.74 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334472

>>334473

>>334471

It is such a pretty game. I got stuck at some mission in the campaign because it was too hard though smh.


027f5d  No.334476

>>334475

the art style is great, but I went back to it recently and couldn't bear to play

stronghold is such a great concept but so flawed smh

I played 2 the most though


e8f6da  No.334477

File: cbeaf3388ffc747⋯.jpg (218.94 KB, 404x800, 101:200, __hirano_aya_izumi_konata_….jpg)

>>334474

Could do that tbh although I don't like having lots of pins like /pol/.

>>334475

Pre-rendered art is one of my favorite styles, I miss it.


039982  No.334478

File: afcced3c04fd1ce⋯.png (94.31 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334477

We should change the OP. It's old and stale and does not reflect the changing face of /newbrit/. It's a big transformation for /newbrit/ to make, and mods will be resented because of our leading role.


39b052  No.334479

File: 4a093e38146d0d8⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 850x580, 85:58, choices.jpg)

>>334471

what do you look for in a man? also what kind of porn do you like?


027f5d  No.334480

>>334477

sheer rage will keep it bumped

>>334478

I've been saying this the past few days

>>1 itself shouldn't change but making a new post below it would be alright I think


a19aec  No.334481

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


027f5d  No.334482

File: 1f3369d914b6569⋯.png (1.04 MB, 920x669, 920:669, ClipboardImage.png)

disproportionate response wew


ea9a29  No.334483

>>334479

me on the right but terrible joint pain and no energy


e8f6da  No.334484

File: 5de043b9e430109⋯.png (283.4 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __izumi_konata_and_shimaka….png)

>>334478

Smh the >>1 is an important piece of history even if it's apocryphal now.


ea9a29  No.334485

>>334479

she wants a middle class man who has a car, house and well paid job and everything she wants


027f5d  No.334486

>>334485

*and doesn't want to provide anything in return

a neetthot lmao


027f5d  No.334487

File: d5af2a722c2053c⋯.png (11.3 KB, 417x526, 417:526, laugh6.png)

no, cummies and children aren't an equal exchange, those are shared benefits.

>can't cook

>can't clean

>doesn't work

>has expensive hobbies

>shit taste

>dangerous habits (imagine xer dressing up children as tranny cartoon characters, no better than the average golem thot just with jap degeneracy instead)


ea9a29  No.334488

>>334486

smh id love to be a housewife


027f5d  No.334489

>>334488

househusbanding does seem to work though, 40k over on druidpol has 2 kids and a wife of almost 20 years at this point


a19aec  No.334490

>>/1/ is a statement to how right I was. The fact that there's no /politics/ people around aside from myself shows this. What can you do? The mere whiff of anything female shape is enough to drive the spastics here into a mad frenzy, clearly.


ea9a29  No.334491

>>334487

>b-but i'll do all those things when i am engaged, I'm not going to bother learning those things now

>>334489

that sounds nice

is he an actual househusband like are stef?


39b052  No.334492

>>334487

>no, cummies and children aren't an equal exchange, those are shared benefits.

>>can't cook

>>can't clean

>>doesn't work

>>has expensive hobbies

>>shit taste

>>dangerous habits (imagine xer dressing up children as tranny cartoon characters, no better than the average golem thot just with jap degeneracy instead)

wtf i hate neo now. What utter idiot made xer mod anyway?


039982  No.334493

File: 5d6106bcc1d6049⋯.jpg (370.28 KB, 1012x992, 253:248, 1475259623794.jpg)

>>334490

Nice greentext.


a19aec  No.334494

>>334493

Thanks lamb.


39b052  No.334495

>>334494

b-bertie is that you??


02ff97  No.334496

>>334492

It was the Yank coup of /newbrit/ that put them in charge.


a19aec  No.334497

File: 990f0b96e30b741⋯.jpg (92.9 KB, 516x565, 516:565, 143897799339.jpg)

>>334495

Obviously, you mong.

Whomst is this.


027f5d  No.334498

File: c37da27999f50f3⋯.png (227.97 KB, 396x385, 36:35, comfy5.png)

ahhh

drama keeps me warm

night lads

>>334491

yeah, his wife works and he stays home and takes the kids to school and stuff

>>334492

our benevolent BO who has been around less than a year and knows nothing about newbrit society

>>334496

specifically rules lawyering to codemonkey to claim the board from Anprim, then making shady deals with the gays whomst caused the great lockening in the first place


39b052  No.334499

>>334496

>It was the Yank coup of /newbrit/ that put them in charge.

how the hell did this happen, and how can it be reversed?


039982  No.334500

File: 89a43c23435efc6⋯.gif (107.88 KB, 191x175, 191:175, 89a43c23435efc6263f720b827….gif)

Anyone want owt from Greggs?


39b052  No.334501

>>334498

>our benevolent BO who has been around less than a year and knows nothing about newbrit society

why Neo of all people, the obvious worst possible choice? who is the BO anyway? Herts?


02ff97  No.334502

h


39b052  No.334503

>>334497

it's me! long time no see, what are you up to these days?


a19aec  No.334504

File: 8dea039816d1b5f⋯.png (221.87 KB, 512x366, 256:183, 1539221576761.png)

>>334498

>/newbrit/ """society"""

>implying

You're having a laugh fam. This place has been toxic since day one. Nothing of value here.


a19aec  No.334505

>>334503

Literally whomst.


039982  No.334506

File: 4ce9b47f9f761e8⋯.gif (4.7 MB, 430x215, 2:1, 4ce.gif)


39b052  No.334507

>>334505

it's me, Adam


039982  No.334508

File: f16bcc518961298⋯.png (797.08 KB, 945x824, 945:824, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334507

Goodlad. Hows the monastery?


beb341  No.334509

>>334499

>>334501

I'm BO. claimed it from anprim 'cause he locked all the threads and made thread creation mod-only, essentially shutting down the board.


a19aec  No.334510

File: b965245118d7a3f⋯.png (22.66 KB, 868x751, 868:751, 1533411749159.png)

>>334506

Yeah fuck me right.

>>334507

Fuck off it is. Prove it, comment on my most recent video you cheeky lad.


39b052  No.334511

>>334508

>Goodlad. Hows the monastery?

boring tbh, nothing to do but fap and read the bible


a19aec  No.334512

>>334509

Shame he was too daft to log in more often. This place being killed off forever would have been beneficial for just about everyone here.


39b052  No.334513

>>334510

>Fuck off it is. Prove it, comment on my most recent video you cheeky lad.

you're right, it's not Adam. He's never coming back is he?


beb341  No.334514

File: 4c84902319a1287⋯.png (8.41 KB, 396x209, 36:19, vols.png)

and these are the mods


02ff97  No.334515

>>334499

The gays, Jocko and Neo, spammed every thread for months and claimed gayism was board culture and at every turn. When asked to stop they would continue even after being banned, Anprim locked the board to stop them at which point the Yanks acted. Anprim asked for the board back but the new BO said that he would accept but that he doesn't trust discord or emails making it impossible for Anprim to get the board back. The gayists also then purged many good boys from the board, a small splinter board was made but that has died.


a19aec  No.334516

>>334511

kek

>>334513

Never tbh, he's made it. God be with him. Last we spoke I took the piss out of him and mocked him, I'd like nothing more than to apologise really. He was right.

>>334514

>that many mods for 15 posters at max

Kek.


39b052  No.334517

>>334509

>I'm BO. claimed it from anprim 'caus

Putting Neo in charge was literally a move of pure insanity, was that your plan?


ea9a29  No.334518

this isnt adam

not at all


039982  No.334519

File: d37a32bffcb7a05⋯.png (100.92 KB, 689x473, 689:473, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334512

Yet you keep posting. What's going on big guy? Come here. How's the job hunt?


e8f6da  No.334520

File: f0bd2339af73960⋯.png (150.95 KB, 510x846, 85:141, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>334514

Britposter hasn't been here for years smh.

>>334515

You're gonna have a hard time backing up that spin lad.


02ff97  No.334521

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEW CF/NOSTALGIA WOUND


02ff97  No.334522

>>334520

>You're gonna have a hard time backing up that spin lad.

Deleted it all already?


a19aec  No.334523

>>334519

>how's the job hunt

Lad I've been applying for 10+ jobs a day for months and have got absolutely nowhere.

How about you?


039982  No.334524

File: 32911018162ff07⋯.png (261.61 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>sibling leaves fidget spinner at house

>keep it on the mantlepiece until he comes back again

>bored one day

>pick it up and play with it while waiting around as some construction work is done

>"heh, kinda fun"

>now keep it on my desk

>spin it to relax

>start thinking about how relaxing it would be to get a glowy one that spins for a really long time

wew


39b052  No.334525

i ought to be a mod tbh


039982  No.334526

>>334523

Quit my job to look after a relative with terminal cancer but I get lots of bennies so it's all good.


e00a26  No.334527

>>334508

Wish e'd come back for real. And make me feel guilty for being a sinner, with his judgmental tone.


e8f6da  No.334528

File: 52033d4c8995fc0⋯.gif (368.17 KB, 240x369, 80:123, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….gif)

>>334522

>more spin

Smh that was your opportunity to post your proof and B me TFO lad.

>>334523

HOW MANY GCSES DO YOU HAVE


39b052  No.334529

File: 7b16b74c2f54e84⋯.gif (120.14 KB, 554x400, 277:200, 7b16b74c2f54e8422f1f771292….gif)

>had a wank

>hate neo again

everything is back to normal now lads


a19aec  No.334530

>>334526

Sorry to hear that, lad. Hope it's going as well as it can.

>>334528

I have 10 A* or A grades and a few B grades tbh. And some A Levels too obviously. Hopefully when I'm done studying I can get an actual job and not wageslave part time shit.


02ff97  No.334531

>>334528

I haven't archived it all, but I was there for it as well as many of the other posters still here today. Haven't seen Jocko around for ages thinking of it, not that he's missed.


a19aec  No.334532

>>334531

I've talked to him, didn't know he was a proud sodomite though. He seemed alright but now I'm not so sure.


e8f6da  No.334533

File: 228b0ad27792438⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1148x861, 4:3, 1543280901782.png)

>>334531

Too busy with his waging to post much anymore and he's not gay at all.


39b052  No.334534

File: 3c85dd1214f49f1⋯.png (40.17 KB, 638x1070, 319:535, 3c85dd1214f49f19b655ec9d6c….png)

>>334515

it really sounds like a new board is needed, this one is fucked. I say 22st should be BO… but then he's too lazy to take the initiative so someone else will need to take the lead


039982  No.334535

File: 8bcd21a5ddc2c51⋯.png (835.26 KB, 976x1080, 122:135, 1540752512108.png)

Spicposter has been a great BO so far, his moderating style is sensible and the forum is doing well. People were extremely rude to him when he first became BO despite doing literally nothing offensive and yet he doesn't care and has never held a grudge. Bit strange for someone not British to be running a British imageboard but American politics do intersect with ours so it can be interesting to get a perspective across the atlantic. Just thought I'd give my 2 cents 😄


039982  No.334536

>>334534

Form your own board if you wish I don't mind at all. It's good to have backup ones I think there are already a few.


02ff97  No.334537

File: de69a318d7b5e64⋯.png (68.39 KB, 881x313, 881:313, 2c44825294ad61baf9e8bd90d0….png)

>>334532

He hasn't been around since this post tbh.

>>334534

Have a new board was created after the coup, but for good boys only

>>334536

/brit/ is the backup board tbh

>>334535

The way in which he did it and the moderators he has since created are what have cause the most friction.


39b052  No.334538

>>334536

>Form your own board if you wish I

I'm not the right type to be in control, 22st has the popularity but not the motivation, a new leader is needed, to save us from the tyranny of Neo


a19aec  No.334539

>>334534

>22st

He tolerates it all fam, same shit. You're swapping a fat cunt from America for one from Norway.

I've got the old /politics/ board but fucked if I'm moderating it or getting involved at all.

>>334537

You must be joking. That can't be real.


a19aec  No.334540

That's the thing. If me, Wessex and this other lad moved to another boards this thread would be dead in the water. Tbqh Yanklad get rid of Neo or lose substantial posters.


beb341  No.334541

File: 92c900b65bb714d⋯.png (87.51 KB, 250x244, 125:122, 92c900b65bb714de8bff3e3a41….png)

/shit/ get coming up, somebody snag it, don't care who, post whatever you want

>>>/brit/999930

>>>/brit/999930

>>>/brit/999930

>>>/brit/999930

>>>/brit/999930

>>334539

>a fat cunt from America

I'm 11st3 rn. lost 8-9lbs past 2 weeks, was starting to get a bit of a skinnyfat gut


39b052  No.334542

>>334537

Is that what happened to Jocko because of Neo?


039982  No.334543

>>334537

Nah, posters cause the friction by getting worked up over nothing. Bans under an hour are nothing. I don't really care about muh internet numbahs but stealing a get is bad sportsmanship. Spig said not to do that anymore and banned Neo for 24 hours for that for those who are complaining. /Brit/ is a good board but it's different and has a less personal and conversational tone, the boards serve different purposes. The post count is also slowing dramatically there lately. That reminds me, there is a huge get on /brit/ soon. ^^


039982  No.334544

>>334537

That post is clearly a joke keek.


a19aec  No.334545

>>334541

Fair enough fam.

>>334544

The fact that it's believable indicates a lot about you all tbh.


02ff97  No.334546

If anyone here becomes PM you must send Neo back.

>>334539

Wish I was joking, a very real post unless it's been memory holed by our benevolent mod.

>>334541

>Stirring antagonism with /brit/

If we don't want anything to do with them so why do this?

>>334543

The fact it needs to be said that it shouldn't be done shows they don't belong here.

>>334544

Course.


039982  No.334547

>>334545

>The fact that it's believable indicates a lot about you all tbh.

>(65)

>>334546

Are you a mod lad?


39b052  No.334548

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

>every post should be about how shit Neo is until xir is removed as mod

what do you think lads?


039982  No.334549

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

several micrograms of iodine in a glass of tap for supper lads


beb341  No.334550

>>334546

>If we don't want anything to do with them so why do this?

because it's funny

>>334548

or I can give the whiners a timeout. use the meta thread for meta discussion


e00a26  No.334551

>everyone's fighting again

smh.


a19aec  No.334552

>>334546

Bloody hell.

>>334547

Had a slow day tbh, but yeah no excuses really.

>>334548

Tbh.

>>334550

>give 3 of the biggest posters timeouts

Kek lad. If you want this place to die, so be it.


a19aec  No.334553

>>334551

Always, lad. Always.


39b052  No.334554

>>334550

>or I can give the whiners a timeout. use the meta thread for meta discussion

you're running a bad ship captain, why don't you listen to the crew?


26e921  No.334555

>>334547

No but you are.

>>334548

I can dig it.


e00a26  No.334556

File: 02dbeb982c95a2a⋯.jpg (17.54 KB, 342x316, 171:158, sm.JPG)

Want my cosies back.


a19aec  No.334557

Either get rid of the tranny and her minions or the guys with the biggest post counts. Up to you Yank lad.


a19aec  No.334558

Lmaoing at how Neo invited me back as well. Whoops!


039982  No.334559

>>334555

I thought you were britposter cause you have a british flag.


beb341  No.334560

no more meta shitshirring or ban


a19aec  No.334561

>>334560

>banning the biggest posters

Go on fam, do it. You'll be killing this place if you drive away people like Wessex and that who have (50)+ posts.


a19aec  No.334562

>killing the board to appease some e "girl" tranny


59767b  No.334563

File: 3e30ca78dad5ae8⋯.png (46.78 KB, 710x159, 710:159, ClipboardImage.png)

ARE YA PROUD OF ME SON


e00a26  No.334564

>>334563

That'll do, bird. That'll do.


beb341  No.334565

File: 62a3acf1f6fa160⋯.jpg (67.86 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

>>334559

>>334563

congrats

very proud of you both


beb341  No.334566

File: dc3d22a22ea9e8a⋯.png (332.17 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1497670364969.png)

>we got 'em both


fe873d  No.334567

>>334520

Pembs doesn't even remember his password. I kept Britposter and Pemb's mod accounts as a memorial of the time they spent here, I felt that people such as Stathamposter and other long gone members should be remembered, especially more active contributors like Pembs and Britposter I miss Britposter tbh, he logged into discord a month or two ago and we had a nice chat


beb341  No.334568

>>334567

>Pembs doesn't even remember his password

oh well I can make him a new acc if he wants


fe873d  No.334569

>>334559

Britposter used the Hampshire flag and was affectionately referred to as "hampshite"


039982  No.334570

>>334562

>>334561

>>334558

>>334557

>constantly say this place sucks

>keep posting angrily about it

Keeek chillax lad.

>>334567

Hear hear. I always thought Stathamposter was really annoying though tbh keek, he did make me laugh sometimes though. Didn't he say he was short and admired jason statham cause hes short too or something. He flooded the thread with too many jason pics sometiems lol


039982  No.334571

>>334568

You should if he wants, I think he's busy with real life at the moment though. Which is fair enough tbh only admirable.


fe873d  No.334572

>>334570

It was funny tbh, imageboards used to be fun. Good times.


39b052  No.334573

File: 568673116a89272⋯.jpg (34.94 KB, 312x630, 52:105, 568673116a89272fe2537eaa68….jpg)

What is good about having Neo as a mod?


039982  No.334574

I like it when he comes back though ^^


a19aec  No.334575

>>334570

Stathamposter was an actual /politics/ poster tbh


fe873d  No.334576

>>334573

What is good about having?


39b052  No.334577

>>334576

exactly, having Neo is mod is utterly pointless and can only destroy this board


beb341  No.334578

had plate cheeseburgers and kale, now eating salted shrimp

>>334573

>>334577

she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones, and of the mods she is the most active one. you don't know 'cause you're not BO, lot of the time I notice that something needs to be done moderation-wise and neo's done it so I don't have to, it's helpful.

you people are making a somethingmcdonalds out of a nothingburger and it's disrupting the comfy. don't make me break out the hammer


039982  No.334579

>>334578

>she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones, and of the mods she is the most active one. you don't know 'cause you're not BO, lot of the time I notice that something needs to be done moderation-wise and neo's done it so I don't have to, it's helpful.

>you people are making a somethingmcdonalds out of a nothingburger and it's disrupting the comfy. don't make me break out the hammer

This. Also it's been stated that we have a meta thread for this like a billion times.


a19aec  No.334580

Not shaved or wanked in 36 days.

>>334578

Bring it out fam. Go on, ban the guys who have most of the post count. That seems like the logical thing to do rather than to boot out the mod who makes a few posts a day.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

39b052  No.334581

>>334578

>she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones,

other people would create threads if xhe wasn't here to do it, also xhe unlocks old threads in order to jerry mander the gets to xer advantage, which just pisses everyone off.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

fe873d  No.334582

Neo makes the new threads at 600 tbh which is a bad practice, you're locking a thread with almost 150 posts still left.

But it's not really a problem just annoying.


039982  No.334583

File: 68ebdafefefa4e0⋯.png (440.92 KB, 609x1024, 609:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

Keek.

>>334580

>Bring it out fam. Go on, ban the guys who have most of the post count.

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

alexa this is so sad


879f1c  No.334584

>Yank lad will actually ban the biggest posters to white knight a tranny

Smh I've got VPNs for days tbh.


879f1c  No.334585

Might as well ban Wessex in advance, no doubt he'll have a go when he sees this eh? And the other druid lads? Who will you have left posting?


039982  No.334586

File: ebda86f81a1461b⋯.png (1016.77 KB, 1200x852, 100:71, ebda86f81a1461bd72ac04c673….png)

>>334585

>>334584

If people want to leave whatever, they might leave for any reason at all at any time. I'll just talk politics with whoevers left or move to another board. Sounds like you're letting Neo live in your head rent free tbh.


039982  No.334587

File: 50f5cfae7504f11⋯.png (79.33 KB, 556x349, 556:349, W 369.png)

Gonna try and get some sleep, up early tomorrow for an appointment. Wish me luck. Goodnight godbless lads.


e00a26  No.334588

File: 683c8326421ad85⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 457x438, 457:438, 1302005740471.jpg)

Why does mommy and daddy always have to fight?


beb341  No.334589

File: 978121ec86556d5⋯.jpg (12.26 KB, 477x539, 477:539, 978121ec86556d580c55d46ae8….jpg)

>>334584

>two troublemakers that were persona non grata a week ago intentionally creating problems shortly after I decided to give them a chance

>the biggest posters

congrats, now you are persona non grata again

>>334587

night lad


343be7  No.334591

File: 636031ef8950cc4⋯.jpg (137.57 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 14723746_1212342388836891_….jpg)

What's occurring,lads?


b9126b  No.334592

File: d988d090130bdf5⋯.png (111.54 KB, 644x270, 322:135, Greggxus_6.png)


b9126b  No.334593

>>334394

that pic is ancient


e00a26  No.334594

>>334593

It's new to me.

google searched Konata bullying


b9126b  No.334595

>>334594

I remember it from /a/ fucking ages ago

it might be as old as the show itself smh


36c865  No.334600

File: 6eeadba87c54f6c⋯.jpg (10.13 KB, 236x214, 118:107, 416c2c047929e608a9fb1e4f20….jpg)

>no tight tracksuit bottom wearing gf to lounge with


7ae250  No.334601

Fuuuuck så dude hit a baby moose and it was still breathing Hopefully he has a knife in his car


e00a26  No.334602

File: 51d934bdcfd577a⋯.png (197.42 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334600

Always liked Janet, tbh.

God, the 00's were shit.


2f3558  No.334603

GERMANS ON THE TRAIN


e00a26  No.334604

>>334603

Aint it a pain?


2f3558  No.334605

>>334604

Oh it really is. I loathe loud people on trains especially loud foreigners.


e00a26  No.334606

>>334605

Noisy people. smh


e00a26  No.334607

Tell noisy people to stop being a bloody bother, tbh. Day of the telling off.


03699f  No.334608

I believe we are watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tonight.


7ae250  No.334610

>normies getting angry slamming doors because i just want to be left alone

DON'T

talk to me


027f5d  No.334612

File: 328cbc8b43a6dbe⋯.png (254.62 KB, 1792x1640, 224:205, SPIC BO bans people for no….png)

lmao what the fuck

here's what I've pieced together

>>334611

>>334563

goodlad

>>334583

lad that's bad moderating and brown nosing, anyone can see they're stirring shit, but they have points. By banning them spic has shown he can't address them satisfactorily.

>>334589

Who is the second one? Bertie is easy enough to identify but I don't think I got the handle on the other lad, probably not Lamb, he's a goodlad but can be hyperactive.

>>334601

poor thing smh

>>334608

isn't there a number 5 part 2 or is that it

idk

>>334610

ERROR ERROR

AUTONOMOUS UNIT DETECTED

RUN OSTRACIZATION ROUTINE

DISCONNECT PC


027f5d  No.334613

File: 9ed8cdb4a606590⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1181x1500, 1181:1500, ClipboardImage.png)

mup de do da didda cof bin dub ho

bix nood


39f17c  No.334614

gonna do a wank


39f17c  No.334615

rethinking the wank


39f17c  No.334616

can't decide whether to wank or not


027f5d  No.334617

>>334616

don't do it


39f17c  No.334618

gonna do a wank


6f5fb7  No.334619

File: cbd1bb12d68cb2e⋯.jpg (55.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, big_1530391437_image.jpg)

>>334618

YOU SHALL NOT FAP


e8f6da  No.334620

File: b593b35136a2cbe⋯.jpg (112.88 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1543278041000.jpg)

ohoho

good morning


e8f6da  No.334621

File: d2ebfbd4970efed⋯.png (399.05 KB, 655x676, 655:676, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 697df6591d45c2b⋯.png (352.5 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1543278282129.png)

trump has been busy today

>holocaust survivors

>hannukah

>john hagee

smh I don't remember obama being quite this jewish in the huwhite house


fafda8  No.334622

File: 7eb07b71580b073⋯.png (61.68 KB, 762x329, 762:329, 80161124a185711f1b18593e46….png)

>>334620

Mornin'

>>334621

Gotta get those donors and votes on ya side lol


e8f6da  No.334623

File: 2f1a1061ebdf319⋯.png (526.43 KB, 1108x1154, 554:577, 1376878274830.png)

>>334622

Nice gets lad

Dunno how John Hagee worms his way into everything, he's just some fat megachurch boomer but he's like a guest of honor because muh Israel


fafda8  No.334624

File: f4548ca44c011c9⋯.jpg (89.27 KB, 818x1041, 818:1041, 1542319288102.jpg)

>>334623

Yankxtianity is so strange tbh. I don't get it. The scientologists are kind of cool with their secret military compound and private army tbh. British nationalists should create a structure like that.


fafda8  No.334625

File: 1763bbadc93e9cd⋯.png (2.73 MB, 1065x1280, 213:256, ClipboardImage.png)

State Dept. official: China holding 800k Muslim minorities in internment camps

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/419855-state-dept-official-china-holding-800k-uighurs-others-in-internment

State Department official Scott Busby told senators this week that China has detained at least 800,000 Muslim minorities in internment camps.

>"The U.S. government assesses that since April 2017, Chinese authorities have indefinitely detained at least 800,000 and possibly more than 2 million Uighurs, ethnic Khazakhs, and other members of Muslim minorities in internment camps," Busby, the deputy assistant secretary of State for democracy, human rights and labor, told a Senate Foreign Relations subcommittee on Tuesday.

>"Reports suggest that most of those detained are not being charged with crimes and their families have little to no information about their whereabouts," he said.

>"Former detainees who have reached safety have spoken of relentless indoctrination and harsh conditions," Busby told the committee. "For example, praying and other religious practices are forbidden.

Those Chinese sure are tough on any seperatists. Imagine if we treated the regions of the UK like this.


7ae250  No.334626

>>334563

Proud of you for winning son but shame on you all for being Such naughty bois


23ae70  No.334627

>>334622

Wait did /brit/ just go and steal that as a OP image >>>/brit/1000049


fafda8  No.334628

File: 5c743f3629695d6⋯.jpg (429.46 KB, 666x1036, 9:14, 1543864073673.jpg)

>>334627

No, it was part of last night's get bonanza.


7ae250  No.334629

File: 2590d42f92a99b2⋯.jpg (5.12 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20181207_121025.jpg)

I better find myself to be unbanned when i come home smh

Frozen sea water


fafda8  No.334630

File: 983c2f082400551⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1200x1159, 1200:1159, ClipboardImage.png)

Keek.


7ae250  No.334631

File: 467566fe5337f84⋯.jpg (2.72 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20181207_123527_001.jpg)


fafda8  No.334632

>>334629

pretty


7ae250  No.334633

>>334630

>>334632

They are all proud britons lad


465c28  No.334634

File: 64f3dbc8956f365⋯.jpeg (302.54 KB, 742x834, 371:417, 3F4D370E-22E4-4AB9-9CC1-0….jpeg)

I messed up. Here is the advert. Official. 22st ‘million post’ man approved.


465c28  No.334635

File: ad2edb2ecd29f5f⋯.jpeg (398.58 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, E4898D01-9DE5-4BEE-A807-A….jpeg)

>smoker is having a fag

>she’ll return and eat a tuna sandwich after


465c28  No.334636

>>334612

Number seven is split into the parts. After this series is over I guess we can watch the first one perhaps second of the Fantastic Beasts series.


465c28  No.334637

File: 4740e86e1f488c6⋯.jpeg (66.33 KB, 266x317, 266:317, 571D57D7-5878-462E-8F33-D….jpeg)

>sits over one metre away

>each movement pushes more stench my way


36c865  No.334638

>frenchies about to over throw their govt

>we are sitting arguing about muh bregsit and racism is bad

fuck sake, hopefully the tommy mong march on sunday will be a decent happening but I doubt it, still not decided on whether or not tommy is a spice or just a retard


027f5d  No.334639

>>334637

give her a christmas present of mints and deodorant


465c28  No.334640

>>334639

It will only slightly mask the stench.

Hello Wessex, how is neeting today?


e00a26  No.334641

>>334640

I think the idea is to shame her into not smelling bad.


7ae250  No.334642

>>334640

Hello autist, off somewhere fun today?


465c28  No.334643

>>334642

NOT TODAY

I GET TO LISTEN TO NORMIE CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW

DONE YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?

NO!

THREE DAYS UNTIL HE IS BACK THOUGH. I might record a version of the song he wrote last night.


e00a26  No.334644

>>334643

Ask them what they think of Sonic, and then go into a monologue about why Sonic 3 and Knuckles is the best one but Sonic Adventure 2 is pretty good for a 3D game.

Then they wont try to talk to you again.


465c28  No.334645

>>334644

I explained medieval marriage laws to then once for over ten minutes and they still want to talk to me.


e00a26  No.334646

>>334645

Tough nuts to crack. You may have to bring up Sonic Triple Trouble.


465c28  No.334647

File: e5de1502687500f⋯.jpeg (89.49 KB, 640x630, 64:63, 66660364-B955-4C65-A30E-B….jpeg)

>>334646

How about the PS1 game Ghoul Panic?


465c28  No.334648

They don’t know I’m an autist see. I can’t pretend to be normie but I do try my best to tone down the tism.


e00a26  No.334649

>>334647

If you can monologue for a solid 40 minutes, it may do the trick.


7ae250  No.334650

>>334649

>pulling out the good ol' David Duke

She might as well talk about the same topics too


e00a26  No.334651

File: bbce3f91b3729b9⋯.png (17.46 KB, 672x786, 112:131, nt screeching1.png)

>>334648

You've gotta go hard tistic every now and again, and assert your a-social dominance. Implant the idea in their heads that they COULD talk to you, but they might get a two hour lecture on Doctor Who, so they'd better watch themselves.


7ae250  No.334652

>>334651

You have the gift too?


e00a26  No.334653

>>334652

Yeah, I'm autistic as fuck. You don't even know.


7ae250  No.334654

>>334653

How many fingers am I holding up?


e00a26  No.334655

>>334654

Three fish fingers and half a kitkat.


36c865  No.334656

>>334651

stop orbiting this attention seeker you fucking retard

>thinking women women aren't all neurotypical


465c28  No.334657

>>334654

We can count. Seems a bit ableist tbh.


7ae250  No.334658

>>334655

Very close I was actually holding up 3 woah


e00a26  No.334659

>>334656

It's a fun conversation. Present a better one or stop being a rudey.


7ae250  No.334660


7ae250  No.334661

File: dbf0fdf90e197ad⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20181207_135549.jpg)

>>334659

Goodlad you vanquished the misogynist


e00a26  No.334662

>>334661

Rudey's now welcome here.


e00a26  No.334663

>>334662

AAH! Shit I meant not!

Now they're welcome. What are we going to do?


027f5d  No.334664

>>334640

tolerable

I have washing I can't put out so it's just rotting in the bath

thinking about having a naughty friday and getting snacks and stuff

not bothering to do my paperwork until monday

I've finally ran out of both owned and library books to read so thinking about getting one of those electronic screen reader things for crimbo


465c28  No.334665

>>334664

Write your own book.


465c28  No.334666

File: 4d869d5c1d9346a⋯.png (10.54 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 87659C11-E567-4195-AA30-99….png)

Work now friends. Robing soon.


7ae250  No.334667

>>334664

They work Well tbh just got bored of reading

Why is it called crimbo?


027f5d  No.334668

druids tbh


7ae250  No.334669

>>334666

Race ya home for Jojo


027f5d  No.334670

poo

>>334665

I started that /tg/ nanowrimo thing and did 2000 words and got bored

I have at least 4 different writing projects that I got bored of and dropped

current thing is doing a newbrit adventure

>>334667

dunno tbh probably yank or chav slang


7ae250  No.334671

>>334668

Ouch he missed by two


7ae250  No.334672

>>334670

Jul tbh


027f5d  No.334673

it would be an RPG or forum adventure I guess, this is all I have so far

had a really cool idea for daftie's character plate thing, a snowy steppe scene, in blue and black clothing, the sky behind has a huge moon and an even bigger, closer golden rotating "ships wheel" UFO which sailors from the 18th and 19th century reported seeing sometimes

Martin "22" Prompfjert

Tank

-Coach driver

-Sword Staff

-Pavise

-Siege Crossbow

-Dumb scandinavian pot helmet with eyeholes

-half plate

Ostoviya "Daftie" Prishelets

Face

-Rus/Muscovy/steppe theme

-Translator

-Recurve bow

-Cossack sabre

-Astron/ology

-sometimes there are aliens


e00a26  No.334674

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We should make bo-selecta posting a thing.


027f5d  No.334675

File: 8d5e6d6ab8df553⋯.png (116.19 KB, 467x496, 467:496, ascendedpepe.png)

22st's name means "fart farter"


7ae250  No.334676


027f5d  No.334677

>>334676

promp

fjert

bbrrraaappppp


7ae250  No.334678

>>334677

Det er ikke navnet mitt


7ae250  No.334679

Fis is another word for fart too


027f5d  No.334680

>>334678

It's the name of your character in my RPG or book or whatever I do with it

>>334679

your character is now Fis "22" Prompfjert


7ae250  No.334681

>>334680

>>334680

Oh right i dun read long posts while driving tbh


027f5d  No.334682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

haha time for sad


7ae250  No.334683

File: 87e6cb45f50e462⋯.jpg (2.94 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20181207_143542.jpg)

Didn't have the usual monster so we are trying something new

Also donuts its friday tbh


7ae250  No.334684

God that tastes awful and artificial


027f5d  No.334685

File: 74f53c34660f056⋯.png (63.54 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatjak.png)

>>334684

>>334683

"monster energy the doctor"

it looks like doctor mario? lmao what

I splurged and got some crisps and dip as well as proper lemonade and a bag of the really nice quality street sweeties

would share but I can't so I'll have to eat them all myself

a pizza for lunch and a bacon and brie baguette for dinner too ahh this is the naughtiest day


c9ff51  No.334686

File: 6cc3dee8dcb2429⋯.jpg (103.99 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)


fafda8  No.334687

File: df1f61ceab8bc13⋯.jpg (43.61 KB, 726x683, 726:683, 1543028293417.jpg)

>>334685

>>334683

I just had plain weetabix for breakfast.


027f5d  No.334688

File: cf45a1b4f8cc98c⋯.png (960.27 KB, 1888x1320, 236:165, thiccpepe.png)

>>334687

have a quality street lad

I just had three and every one was one of the good ones quite by accident the liqueur one, the purple hazelnut one and the green triangle


7ae250  No.334689

>>334685

Somebody's gotta keep the shops in business tbh


fafda8  No.334690

File: 76346f2f19d10ee⋯.jpg (136.45 KB, 894x894, 1:1, 1542898734480.jpg)

>>334688

I can't afford to eat anything unhealthy I am fragile enough as it is smh.


e8f6da  No.334691

File: 894eb8290843099⋯.jpg (97.58 KB, 861x957, 287:319, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334685

I usually get given two big tubs of quality street or roses each christmas because I have working class relatives smh.

>>334687

I don't like how it sticks to my mouth when it's plain and dry smh. Although I haven't had weetabix for years because I quit cereal and then breakfast entirely.


fafda8  No.334692

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

John Frusciante's solo work is actually quite good even though he can't sing it's kino.


fafda8  No.334693

>>334691

>I don't like how it sticks to my mouth when it's plain and dry smh. Although I haven't had weetabix for years because I quit cereal and then breakfast entirely.

Oh I have it with milk lol


e00a26  No.334694

>>334683

>The Doctor

sounds intimidating.


c9ff51  No.334695

>>334694

It's named after a motorbike rider


e00a26  No.334696

>>334691

Quality Street is high quality, lass. It's in the name. smh.


c9ff51  No.334697

>>334693

Neo can't drink milk because she has chinky lactose intolerance


e8f6da  No.334698

File: 68877f23aa3a709⋯.jpg (105.58 KB, 500x544, 125:136, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334693

Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.

>>334696

Smh you can't even say quality street without a commoner accent. I associate it with povos the same as ferrero rocher.

>>334697

This is untrue, I actually like dairy food a lot and I have milk in my tea every day.


c9ff51  No.334699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what you want is equality street


027f5d  No.334700

File: 720cba06d105e29⋯.png (129.14 KB, 420x420, 1:1, disgruntled.png)

but ferrero rochere is also really expensive and for poshos

smh NO pampered upper middle class NEEThogs allowed


c9ff51  No.334701

>>334698

>This is untrue, I actually like dairy food a lot and I have milk in my tea every day.

doubt


5cff7f  No.334702

>>334700

Ferrero Rochere is what poor people buy to make themselves feel posh and up market tbh


e00a26  No.334703

>>334698

Quality Street is posh chocolate like what the toffs eat. We save up for a tin once a year. Welcome change from Lidl's own brand dog chocolate.


e00a26  No.334704

>>334702

Just like hazelnuts tbh. Wish they'd ditch the pretentious marketing.


027f5d  No.334705

File: 897a76ac057fbd4⋯.png (627.07 KB, 587x500, 587:500, Shootgang.png)

kill the rich

but neo still has to give us all christmas presents of £30 or more as reparations to make up for being the idle rich

can't believe I offered to buy xim a beer once it should have been the other way around


36c865  No.334706

>Christmas comes around

>neets around the west have to deal with things like

>"look who came out of his cave"

>"where is your gf, do you have one?"

>from retard boomers and normies


c9ff51  No.334707

>>334705

>making Neo the paypig

actually a good idea


e8f6da  No.334708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334700

>>334702

This is true tbh.

>>334701

Besides the Japanese like milk anyway and they're asian.

>>334703

>christmas is the only break from Lidl food

Aaaaahhhh maybe I am privileged after all.

>>334705

I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.


027f5d  No.334709

>>334707

lets all go camp out on the lawn of xer family's suburban mcmansion until they give us money to go away


e00a26  No.334710

>>334706

They've long since lost hope. They're just happy if I speak to them at this point.


e00a26  No.334711

>>334708

I was joking lass. Quality Street's like a quid for a tin.


027f5d  No.334712

>>334710

same tbh

>>334708

no it has to be something nice or we'll use them on you

all at once


027f5d  No.334713

>>334711

my bag cost £3, the tins were going for £7 after being marked down


5cff7f  No.334714

>>334712

what about a nice dress


027f5d  No.334715

I only ever shopped at lidls when I had the chance


027f5d  No.334716

File: cf256b8fb9a3e99⋯.png (817.8 KB, 733x953, 733:953, ClipboardImage.png)

>the episode where malcolm and co are going to prank their babysitter but she turns out to be a hot lass so they clean up after themselves and be really good

maybe moderating works the same way if we have proof

>>334714

I wouldn't mind some white cloth for a druid outfit tbh


36c865  No.334717

>>334712

>>334710

based and neetpilled


36c865  No.334718

>>334716

>that episode where hal trys to provoke a fight by hanging money out his pocket


c9ff51  No.334719

>>334708

>I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.

I'm sure I could regift it to the lass or something


e8f6da  No.334720

File: f1b1f48f3617c2c⋯.jpg (56.82 KB, 420x560, 3:4, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334716

Smh so you're lusting after me too.


e00a26  No.334721

>>334715

Aldi is unironically baste.


fafda8  No.334722

File: 8d6a58b8b4b1713⋯.jpg (24.7 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1543872837712.jpg)

>>334698

>Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.

I do eat a balanced diet dw, you need fibre also though, and weetabix is one of the healthiest cereals you can eat, it's all wholegrain which is great for you.

>According to the NHS, eating a diet that’s rich in roughage has multiple health benefits. The consumption of fibre is associated with a lower risk of heart disease, strokes, type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer.

>The study found that just one 16g serving per day of wholegrain slashes an individual’s risk of dying by 7%. A portion of Weetabix contains 37.5g.


027f5d  No.334723

File: c7aec7783107a9f⋯.png (687.09 KB, 1145x617, 1145:617, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334720

no I'm saying if you whore yourself out and prove you're a real lass and also not an uggo maybe people will be more amenable to being moderated

not me though I'll bully either way


fafda8  No.334724

File: e4ba3be28f5dd32⋯.jpg (31.56 KB, 564x902, 282:451, 1543861768810.jpg)

>tfw sensitive skin and just a hot shower can make my skin go red and flake

I wonder if it would improve if I went on holiday and got a tan.


e00a26  No.334725

>>334720

>>334723

Yeah! Show us yer bum!


027f5d  No.334726

File: ddfb2df4664ad1f⋯.png (243.34 KB, 293x777, 293:777, ClipboardImage.png)

the parallels

it all makes sense

dewie gets the girl because he acts the most retarded


027f5d  No.334727

File: 313a794ccade63a⋯.png (186.91 KB, 317x551, 317:551, ClipboardImage.png)

also he pulls off a class A manipulation game

smh


027f5d  No.334728

File: 7e83f3b4fd2f02f⋯.png (1018.68 KB, 1513x769, 1513:769, ClipboardImage.png)

DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY ANGER, SPIC

>presumes to speak for me

<wessex, bins/bertie are exploiting you to create drama. they are now persona non grata

>uhhhh I'm going to use them as an excuse

>implying I can't recognize shit stirring for myself and just don't care

the utter state


e8f6da  No.334729

File: e3b64fab6fe8067⋯.jpeg (47.12 KB, 358x573, 358:573, __izumi_konata_suzumiya_h….jpeg)

>>334728

you do need looking after tbh


c9ff51  No.334730

>>334728

who are you quoting


36c865  No.334731

>just watched a video of girls in the yellow vest thing in france twerking

>literal revolution in the making and all these slags can think about is getting attention

just like neo


027f5d  No.334732

>>334730

spic from panzie's discord room, I poke him with my board log watchdogging every time something happens and for some reason he keeps posting in there instead of in public like all moderators should be


e8f6da  No.334733

File: 541c11113a05cca⋯.png (348.55 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>334728

>>334732

>discord drama

*sharpens banhammer*


027f5d  No.334734

>>334729

you need a good beating and removal from any position of official authority

wymyn already scheme and plot to get what they want, you don't need vol privileges on top of it


fafda8  No.334735

File: a78325b4db86f65⋯.png (961.87 KB, 760x807, 760:807, ClipboardImage.png)

>i hate neo

>therefore I will post everyday on newbrit for hours giving them endless attention and (you)'s

We live in a society


027f5d  No.334736

File: ece3f47e0deaf98⋯.png (635.18 KB, 1021x709, 1021:709, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG orbiter

>>334735

>I post on newbrit every day

>neo fucks newbrit up every day

it ain't rocket science

anyway this should be the last of it for now, I just saw spic's bullshit in the disc and had to broadcast it

assuming neo doesn't keep pushing it and being a nigger


027f5d  No.334737

>the penny toffee quality streets

AGH the worst


e8f6da  No.334738

File: 27b62fa12231bf2⋯.png (293.28 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 654a38c4f121897⋯.png (815.39 KB, 850x1106, 425:553, ClipboardImage.png)

>>334734

Nah I'm good at being board mummy tbh.

>>334735

A society we live in.


027f5d  No.334739

>>334738

yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

alright bye bitch

into the filter for another thread


36c865  No.334740

>>334739

>yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

sop talking about my mum


e8f6da  No.334741

File: b803e613f005c60⋯.jpg (167.31 KB, 552x679, 552:679, 1543062510087.jpg)

‘Great Violence’ in Paris Anticipated as Police Staff Join Macron Protests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/07/french-government-anticipates-violence-paris-police-union-joins-yellow-vest-protests/

>tax offices firebombed

Based tbh, down with the paid ethnic replacement.

>>334739

That's okay lad it's only 60 posts until the next thread.


5cff7f  No.334742

File: 329c00998b02c5f⋯.jpg (159.32 KB, 1500x700, 15:7, 1544129169433.jpg)


027f5d  No.334743

File: d3548807cd15873⋯.png (203.03 KB, 300x300, 1:1, dogspace.png)


c9ff51  No.334744

File: 6fb5ac1c85290df⋯.jpg (3.91 MB, 1786x2684, 893:1342, 6fb5ac1c85290dfcaea2483062….jpg)


5cff7f  No.334745

>>334744

quite an impressive beak tbh


e00a26  No.334746

File: c6029cc6f7ef5dc⋯.webm (965.85 KB, 1280x674, 640:337, lad.webm)


c9ff51  No.334747

>>334745

she's cute


027f5d  No.334748

File: 5b974c1e8df0a6b⋯.png (88.26 KB, 249x249, 1:1, eyepull2.png)


e8f6da  No.334750

File: 0a0a83b1ab671f0⋯.gif (4.9 MB, 400x225, 16:9, jim sterling.gif)

>>334746

grognards have no self awareness


c9ff51  No.334751

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36c865  No.334752

hate those slags that try to make their slagging seem cool by acting like a manic pixie dream girl


fafda8  No.334755




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