ff86e7 No.368991
yank lasses in cornfields
d93375 No.368993
>>368991
gave erryone like 5 mins then made thread on my phone. Shoulda just spent a bit more on it tbf. Didnt wanna leave us w/out 1
d93375 No.368994
>>368991
lol
>imperium lasses in rice fields
>med lasses in olive orchards
74eeee No.368996
>>368994
>westcountry lasses in apple orchards
*licks lips*
d93375 No.368997
Yorkshire lads in coal fields
74eeee No.368998
>>368997
irish lasses in tato fields
9964dc No.368999
7b9725 No.369000
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keeeek I love boomer tech videos
938a18 No.369002
938a18 No.369003
>>368995
>that video of the lass or lad getting hit in the face
ff86e7 No.369004
>>369003
it was a lass and she got hit in the eye
if we're thinking of the same vid
938a18 No.369005
>>369004
wew no keek. I don't want to see that one
74eeee No.369006
>>369003
bit stupid of them, kind of deserve it tbh
938a18 No.369008
>>369006
I guess. Risked my life in a school once when I had to retrieve the darts kids threw at the wall
7b9725 No.369009
>>369001
mirin that ID tbh
9964dc No.369010
>>369007
>that blank expreession as he turns around
keeeeek
938a18 No.369013
>tfw no racial differences
938a18 No.369014
holy shit that is a long study
938a18 No.369018
>Vegeta's japanese voice actor is the same as Reinhard von lohengramm
wew
ff86e7 No.369019
>>369013
>tfw no belly button willy
74eeee No.369020
>>369018
is there money to be made being a voice actor in japan
938a18 No.369022
>>369020
Bet it's already oversaturated
5264b3 No.369024
>>369020
You'd have to be Japanese and be able to sing and do multiple voices also, you'd likely do some porn VA-ing as well.
7b9725 No.369025
Ah, it's that time of day again
74eeee No.369026
>>369024
I can do some good accent impressions tbh
938a18 No.369027
>>369023
just do the English SJW dub, lad
a2dcc2 No.369028
74eeee No.369029
7b9725 No.369030
>>369024
>and be able to sing
Not true, separate singers are almost always used and they don't really cost much
5264b3 No.369031
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>>369029
Vid related
>>369030
I thought they used the VAs considering the vast amount of music that they produce, all this time I have been lied to.
7b9725 No.369032
>>369031
>that fucking dub
74eeee No.369033
>>369031
>american voices
eww
a2dcc2 No.369034
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Why are Americans so bad at dubbing young girl characters? They always end up sounding 35, and bored.
938a18 No.369036
>>369035
what is this meme?
74eeee No.369037
>>369036
let's go to ram ranch, cowboy
5264b3 No.369039
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>>369034
That's who dubs are aimed at I'm pretty sure, the only English dub that I know of is a bit better than that.
938a18 No.369040
>>369037
Spic will be there
a2dcc2 No.369041
>>369039
I love this one
>hard to tell, base. There's an enormous jellybean over my eyes
74eeee No.369042
>>369038
YEEEEEHAW RIDE EM COWBOY
ff86e7 No.369043
>>369031
blasphemy
gotta listen to the jap gibberish and read captions for 95% of animes. occasionally the dubs are okay like prison school for example but that's the exception that proves the rule (however tf that saying is supposed to make sense)
>>369040
wat
>>369042
gotta spoiler that nastiness
938a18 No.369044
ff86e7 No.369045
>>369044
I'm from New England though. cowboys are Texas
74eeee No.369046
>369043
spoiler your life you waste of space!
5264b3 No.369047
>>369043
The dub Ghost Stories is adored by people only because it's edgy and out there other than the initial shock value that dissipates quickly there's nothing of substance.
a2dcc2 No.369048
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Occasionally incredibly Japanese games end up getting dubbed by English companies and the result completely surreal.
938a18 No.369049
>>369045
Americans are cowboys
d09568 No.369051
>>369049
albertans are the cowboys of canada, lmao. I went to alberta and visited a rodeo.
938a18 No.369052
>>369051
Did you ride in on your reindeer?
d09568 No.369053
>>369052
i rode in on my john deer
938a18 No.369055
>>369053
keek. goodlad, my family farm has all its tractors from from that company
5264b3 No.369056
>>369055
>Family has a farm
Why aren't you are farmhand instead of a van driver? Interestingly enough I know a Norwegian farmhand but they only work around eight hours a week.
7b9725 No.369058
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>codeine just about starting to hit
938a18 No.369059
>>369056
Because it's my grandparent's farm and dad couldn't inherit it because he's allergic to all the animals so it went to my uncle and now one of his daughters has taken over the work there, well, her husband. And yeah very little work, they have a milk robot that cows uses of their own free will whenever they want to get milked
d9e0e2 No.369060
>lass makes me watch Thor film
>it has both Natalie Portman and Kat Dennings in it
based and jewpilled
7b9725 No.369062
>>369060
[cries in Spicposter]
d09568 No.369065
Who are the lads currently on?
ff86e7 No.369066
>>369065
don't really understand the question but I've been playin' rainbow six siege
just clutched a 1v4 as ash
938a18 No.369067
>tfw you remember you still have onion rings in the fridge
938a18 No.369068
74eeee No.369072
938a18 No.369073
>>369071
>>369070
give me the quick rundown, lid
74eeee No.369075
i get sad reading some threads
someone makes a post stating a historical fact then a bunch of people just reply with stupid memes calling them retarded and wrong
938a18 No.369076
>>369075
any examples, lad?
7b9725 No.369077
>>369076
most threads on /shit/
938a18 No.369078
would like to see a specific example tbh
74eeee No.369079
>>369076
it was about human height throughout history, someone said that people in the early middle ages were almost as tall as people today, which is true, but people just called them stoopid
dunno why i bother reading things like that, most people are just dumb, i can remember a time on /his/ where there was a thread asking why romans never invaded scotland or ireland, yet nobody in the thread even knew THEY DID even though it had hundreds of replies
938a18 No.369080
>>369079
keek. Based sheeps, I think most people act that way at certain times though
645466 No.369082
Just watched train to busan, would reccomend korean zombie moovie about capidalism
645466 No.369083
>>369075
>>369079
/his/ has been a really bad board, maybe because it takes so much more effort to disprove something than to assert it
74eeee No.369085
>>369083
tbh it was quite cool to find out that there was a remain of a roman encampment near dublin
the story of the lost legion in scotland is cool too
369d26 No.369086
>>369082
>train to busan
enjoyed it myself last summer during a "hwew, owch me back, me fucken back!" episode which resulted in a 3 week `on da sick` period.
binged on PUTLOCKER and joutube.
was a happy time in my life, negl.
369d26 No.369087
God dammit!
best start getting ready for work I guess.
11 - 7 shift today, man I HATE it!
first job is a muds front door that they`re struggling to lock.
joy of joys.
1d32bd No.369092
burnt my chicken bites made from quorn
what a waste
im sorry
74eeee No.369094
a2dcc2 No.369095
>when the vegetarian relatives sneak quorn into your food again
Don't think I can't tell.
74eeee No.369096
>>369095
one of my dads mate is a veggie but he happily cooks meat if we wanted it
also an alcoholic
a2dcc2 No.369099
>>369098
Stop watching fake nonce videos, lad.
74eeee No.369100
>>369099
I HAVE ASPERGER SYNDROOOME
a2dcc2 No.369101
74eeee No.369102
>>369101
WHOS BEEN GIVING OUT MY DETAILS???
74eeee No.369103
late roman army was very aesthetic tbh
938a18 No.369104
>>369088
It looks so bad, like his face is too small and just glued over somebody else' body
938a18 No.369105
>>369101
who would want to play a fake nonce?
a2dcc2 No.369106
>>369105
People with more thirst for youtube monis than self respect.
938a18 No.369107
>tfw you were born just in time for brapbarns to be a real thing
938a18 No.369108
>>369106
doubt it, this was a one-off and you don't make much money on one video. Sounds like something that would be demonetised too
17bc8a No.369109
17bc8a No.369110
>>369092
>Quorn
You deserve it
938a18 No.369112
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>>369111
but something has to have created the shadow
17bc8a No.369113
>>369112
Is that the right hand one?
938a18 No.369114
Jump in the balls are warm
938a18 No.369115
>>369113
yeah. Well in both cases something creates the shadow
da69be No.369116
>>369115
shadow is just metaphorical
ecf0d0 No.369118
da69be No.369119
>>369118
it's a marv not a pepe
938a18 No.369120
>>369116
well I guess it is an absence of light rather than being something, but still, something has to cast it smh
938a18 No.369122
>because this woman at the window, this lush, supple, warm body in its sombre clothes of rough, heavy material belonged to him, totally to him and him alone
74eeee No.369123
>>369121
i would give the gun to hitler
74eeee No.369124
didnt wank, lads
also mother has 2 weeks off, whats the odds she just sits and watches tv for that time
938a18 No.369125
>>369124
why doesn't she do something more worth her time, like posting on /newbrit/?
938a18 No.369126
nice book cover, dude. keek
a2dcc2 No.369127
>>369125
This but unironically.
938a18 No.369128
>>369127
would you be happy with being Dorset's dad, lad? Imagine him talking shit about you behind your back on this board.
b10032 No.369129
a2dcc2 No.369130
>>369128
>Dorset within strangling distance
b10032 No.369131
>>369128
If that pic was his mummy, I would be his step daddy tbph.
74eeee No.369132
>>369131
no that was leaflass
938a18 No.369133
leaflass was pretty tbh but she was crazy tbh smh
>>369130
he's so short that you'll have to carefully put him down after strangling him or he'll break his legs
a2dcc2 No.369134
>>369133
*makes him walk on stilts so I can always strangle him
938a18 No.369135
>when you flirt with a woman and then a knee-knocked ginger manlet comes and picks her up and just walks away with her
74eeee No.369136
>>369134
please do
end my misery
a2dcc2 No.369137
>>369136
PUT THE STILTS ON, SON
938a18 No.369138
>>369134
he'll need one of these to pick up things when he drops them too
a2dcc2 No.369139
>>369135
Thought that was an Evangelion reference.
a2dcc2 No.369140
>>369138
*turns Dorset into a shit cyborg, so I can bully him more efficiently
4dedda No.369141
>>369135
i hate kafka so damn much. it's worse to know he was a sickly depressed manlet that i couldnt beat up and live with myself after. but fuck you.
938a18 No.369142
>>369139
Kek it looks like it. Thought it might have been referencing what Evangelion took it from, but it seems like SEELE's symbol is completely original to the series.
>>369141
Why, lad? No spoilers pls
7b9725 No.369143
>>369141
>manlet
he was 6ft+ lad
4dedda No.369144
>>369142
his books/characters behave absurd (well, kafkaesque) and you know something isn't right but he keeps reassuring you it's all fine and normal and if you doubt him he'll laugh at you being paranoid. he's gaslighting you. he's a good writer, that's the purpose of his books. but his protagonists are just dumb for the sake of making you pissed and yell at them.
938a18 No.369146
He looks just like Dorset
a2dcc2 No.369147
>>369144
I thought he was making a point about the stresses of modern society. That there's so much shit you're just expected to take, even though you never fully understand, and a part of you feels uneasy about the whole thing.
938a18 No.369148
>>369144
Well if that's how I am supposed to feel he's doing a good job tbh. Don't see what's wrong with it tbh
4dedda No.369149
>>369148
because if he makes me feel hate i feel hate. whats so difficult.
4dedda No.369150
>>369147
yeah my literature teacher said just that and good for you both
i have nothing against his books
938a18 No.369152
>>369149
Reading your posts is making me a bit angry, lad.
938a18 No.369153
>>369151
urge to throw her over the railing tbh
d09568 No.369154
1d32bd No.369155
>>369093
>>369094
>>369110
I changed my diet to vegetarian
I just want to feel good, okay?
The quorn I did manage to not born tasted lovely btw
>>369098
Did we ever find out who Stan was? I assume Stan was some sort of care worker or something
>>369138
god the memories
74eeee No.369156
>goes veggie
>still tries to eat food that is a meat imitation
keek
1d32bd No.369157
>>369156
im new to it is all smh
938a18 No.369158
>veggie
what is wrong with you
74eeee No.369160
>>369159
>jew manlet genes + probably shit jewish diet
vs
>northern european genes + good rural frontier diet
4dedda No.369161
>>369157
try pescetrian at first. it has the best of two worlds. the best meat and fishes are dumb soulless creatures created by god for consumption.
1d32bd No.369162
>>369158
eating meat always makes me feel bloated and gross and i dont find it filling at all
>>369161
Fish are cute though, idk if I can follow that diet. Thanks for letting me know about it though
9d3a16 No.369163
>>369162
well if you don't like to eat it, fine. What kind of man doesn't like meat though smh
4dedda No.369164
>>369162
maybe you should go sleep with them if you love them so much
joking ily
1d32bd No.369165
>>369163
I've always covered steak and chicken etc in sauces, never much liked the meat itself
>What kind of man doesn't like meat though smh
<
haha
>>369164
I still take a fish oil capsule a day
Don't tell the fish that, please
lyt
e277b5 No.369166
>>369165
So if we crash a plane in the Andes and start starving you'd offer yourself to be cannibalised?
e277b5 No.369167
>>369164
imagine reading that book
imagine being a woman and reading that book
top fucking keek
1d32bd No.369168
OI!
>YouTube 'urban explorer', 21, says more than 10 police officers arrested him at airport over claim he stole a 15p cup of tea two years earlier
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6690527/YouTube-star-21-says-10-police-officers-arrested-airport.html
>>369166
I guess, yeah?
I'm probably not worth eating though, pretty thin nowadays
*runs away from the group and survives off dead grass*
e277b5 No.369169
>>369168
Google calories in bone marrow.
1d32bd No.369170
>>369169
no
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) e277b5 No.369171
a2dcc2 No.369174
>>369170
>Kool aid
That stuff's orrid. Drank some once, and I swear the acid in it made me ill for a day and tool a layer of enamel off my teeth
7b9725 No.369175
Just did a devastating poo tbh lads
e277b5 No.369176
952b5a No.369177
Anyone got the vid of that jilet jaune headshot?
>>369175
My little one has done some devastating poos today too.
1d32bd No.369178
>>369176
there there 22st lad it's okay
>>369177
>jilet jaune headshot?
i dont think ive seen that one
did they die? (srs)
1d32bd No.369179
>>369174
never had it, and I'm glad I haven't after reading your post
i take it it tasted like chemicals and not any kind of fruit?
a2dcc2 No.369180
952b5a No.369181
a2dcc2 No.369182
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Think I'm going to like this series.
da69be No.369184
Any valentines plans this year lads?
a2dcc2 No.369185
>>369184
When is it even? lol
Other human beings. What a concept.
1d32bd No.369186
>>369184
y-yea, loads
and i cant wait to come here and tell you sad lonely fucks all about how great my valentines day was hahahaha
cute pic saved
e277b5 No.369187
>>369186
>he doesn't have a date for valentines day
keek
952b5a No.369188
>>369186
Would have thought a cute lad like you would be able to find a nice boy smh
e277b5 No.369189
>>369188
Have you seen him?
1d32bd No.369190
>>369187
i do
and i cant wait to tell you guys all about her
>>369188
th-thanks?
has someone been leaking pics of me?
>>369189
oh oh
e277b5 No.369192
>>369190
Because he wouldn't have said that had he had seen you
d09568 No.369193
i've got no valentines day plans
1d32bd No.369194
>>369192
haha
thas amazin
>>369193
better luck next year
maybe try tinder?
e277b5 No.369195
>>369193
I will be driving with a 50 year old hag on Friday. She will try to hit on me. So creepily sexual too. ew
17bc8a No.369196
952b5a No.369197
>>369195
>a milf is going to hit on me
Is this humblebrag designed to upset Dorset?
ecf0d0 No.369199
this is a no faggotry zone
7b9725 No.369200
>tradie cunt finally moves his van out of muh parking spot (beneath streetlight, before driveway so can't get blocked in and visible from bedroom window)
>had my car parked ages away further up that street so hurry out to move it
>get in and start to drive
>slow down on approach and indicate
>some roastie in one of those shitty new Fiat 500 comes flying round the corner and dives in ahead of me just as I start to turn
e277b5 No.369201
>>369197
she's ugly, fat, lacking most her teeth
d09568 No.369202
>>369194
I'm not interested innit either, tbh.
1d32bd No.369203
>>369199
sorry lad
*straight posts*
e277b5 No.369204
>>369200
>too much of a beta incel to honk
e277b5 No.369205
>>369203
doesn't she have a dick?
1d32bd No.369206
i didnt notice the nipple
forgive me for not spoilering
ecf0d0 No.369207
It's a no lewd zone too
you have to spoiler that sort of thing
1d32bd No.369208
>>369205
no it was a legit straight post by me
da69be No.369210
>>369200
why not park in your driveway
e277b5 No.369211
ecf0d0 No.369212
just had a mcvities gold bar
surprisingly delicious white chocolate
>>369209
thank you
there are goodbwois here who could do without the distraction
me
7b9725 No.369213
>>369210
Haven't got one Deano some of us live in houses made before cars became a household item
ecf0d0 No.369214
>day three
>>369213
god I wish that was me
ecf0d0 No.369217
>dad gets back
>immediately starts dissing
smh I went and got stuff on sale for dinner and composed a meal as best I could with the available materials and he starts going on about there not being any vegetables
it's sliced beef, egg, chips and salad man why do you need vegetables smh
4dedda No.369218
ecf0d0 No.369219
>>369218
salad is green and that's what was cheapest…
I have leftover whole tomatos for it too
952b5a No.369220
d09568 No.369221
eating a steak for breakfast
r8
d09568 No.369222
b565b3 No.369223
>oy vey how dare you make din dins for me
keek. he's like a kid smh
b565b3 No.369224
>tfw Wessex makes you feel stuffed
4dedda No.369225
>>369224
imagine the smell
952b5a No.369226
>>369224
>braphog: the gathering
Tell me more
b565b3 No.369227
>>369226
>every card is redrawn into a braphog like that pokemon game were every pokemon was a cute girl
keek
>1 supporter on patreon
>nicknamed Druid
ecf0d0 No.369228
he decided to ignore my meal plan and make us a stir fry or something or other in a wok, using the remains of months old cabbage I had forgotten to throw out
I'm sure it will be delicious but I wanted to cook for him since he's been working and only comes around to make sure I'm still alive
don't think we've sat down in the same room together this entire year
4dedda No.369229
>>369228
i'm sorry man.
maybe he feels the same way and feels guilty and tries to cook to make up. you know how dads are.
talk to him about it.
a2dcc2 No.369230
ff86e7 No.369231
uuuunnnffffffffff yaela heart
got some new caramel-apple e-juice, pretty good, mostly caramel with a little trace of acidic/sour from the green apple in the backseat to give it character. found it at a local shop
>>369155
>I changed my diet to vegetarian
why? vegetarianism kills test, fertility, and brain cells
ecf0d0 No.369232
>>369229
I think that's the case, but it manifests itself strangely, like he discourages me trying to figure out how to move out and stuff
really it would be a comfortable setup if not for that I'm totally alone 99% of the time and have no social or work prospects
don't really know how dads are tbh he never really did any parenting beyond feeding me
he made an effort back when we were a happy family before mum booted him, worked a lot, tried to homeschool us (but couldn't because mum wouldn't let him be firm), did housework etc, but was never the same after the breakup
b565b3 No.369233
Gonna make some onion rings just for me
7b9725 No.369234
>>369233
nice pepe, are you making these?
ff86e7 No.369235
>>369234
I've seen them on other boards so I think it's some new meme
da69be No.369236
>>369234
it's a marv variant
ecf0d0 No.369237
>he puts the "news" on and says something about a bint called margaret hodges and antisemitism
>say a few words to the effect of it's all a bullshit dog and pony show and there needs to be actual counter-semitism
>eat your food while it's hot wessex
1d32bd No.369238
>>369228
He loves you
>>369231
>why?
I've never liked eating meat. It makes me feel bad and gross. I haven't had meat today and I feel pretty good so far
>caramel-apple e-juice
I'm glad you're enjoying it, lad
ff86e7 No.369240
>>369238
>I've never liked eating meat
man
>steak grilled medium rare with mushrooms sauteed in ghee on top, himalayan pink salt to taste
>pork chops roasted in the oven with some thyme, himalayan pink salt to taste, dipped in applesauce
>fuckin' BACON
>ground beef cooked in a saucepan with white onions, red bell peppers, and tomato sauce
>fuckin' slow-cooked PORK SHOULDER
>sosej (try linguiça and chouriço)
>salami (try genoa and soppressata)
>turkey on thanksgiving with gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, squash, mashed potatoes, etc. just eat different stuff together
>buffalo wings
>whole chicken from the local farm grilled on a rotisserie
>chipotle chicken wrap with bacon and avocado
>BLT
>chili
>pasta and meatballs
>lasagna
ahh I could go on but wtf. meat is the best and most important food
>I'm glad you're enjoying it, lad
it's pretty good
ea4d74 No.369241
>>369233
i hope you enjoy them loads
shape them into a B and post a pic here
b565b3 No.369243
>>369234
Nah only made these
ecf0d0 No.369244
for a while there was a fad for clown girls, I found it pretty honking
b565b3 No.369245
>>369241
B for best boster The Poster Formerly Known As Bins!
b565b3 No.369246
ecf0d0 No.369247
>it's actually two Ds because he loves Dorset so much
b565b3 No.369249
He's such a retard
>>369247
Pembs>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins>Dorset
tbh
Yeah you're not on the list
a2dcc2 No.369252
>>369249
Well, you've got to kill the enemy if it comes down to it. Not because "they're Nazis" though.
d09568 No.369253
>>369249
>>369250
dont fuck with kids
b565b3 No.369254
>>369252
Well yeah. This guy is a kike that just hates Germans though, despite being mostly German himself
ea4d74 No.369255
>>369245
Beautiful lad
how do you make onion rings btw?
952b5a No.369256
>>369253
They stop being kids at 12 :^)
a2dcc2 No.369257
>>369254
Are we talking about Israel here? Just wondering.
da69be No.369258
>>369245
look at that dirty table
a2dcc2 No.369260
>>369259
Bad dogs! No! Not in the supermarket!
b565b3 No.369261
>>369255
I'm not sure where they come from but sometimes they just appear in my freezer in plastic bags and then you have to heat them in the oven for about 17 minutes
a2dcc2 No.369262
>>369261
You've got freezer goblins.
ea4d74 No.369263
>>369259
did you watch The Company Of Wolves with us that time?
b565b3 No.369265
>>369257
I don't know the context, aside from his account getting suspended for that tweet keek
>>369258
It came like that when we bought it smh
>>369262
seems like they are good bois
>>369263
>>369264
>she is now old and dried up
smh
ea4d74 No.369266
>>369264
oosh, those lovely lasses in it
ea4d74 No.369267
>>369261
sounds magical, and tasty
b565b3 No.369268
>>369267
they are tbh, and the onion smell and taste sticks with you forever
b565b3 No.369271
>>369269
>ywn bring joy to millions
ea4d74 No.369272
>>369268
> the onion smell and taste sticks with you forever
d-delightful
b565b3 No.369273
>>369272
*breathes on you*
ff86e7 No.369275
>>369270
that toad looks like ice cream with caramel on it
a2dcc2 No.369276
b565b3 No.369277
>>369274
*blows bubbles into your drink*
b565b3 No.369279
>>369278
not sure if I'd want them with burgers. Burgers are kind of disgusting
ea4d74 No.369280
>>369277
tastes good actually
b565b3 No.369281
>>369280
of course. I purged some half-digested onion rings so you could taste them as well
ea4d74 No.369282
>>369281
>I purged some half-digested onion rings so you could taste them as well
true friendship
b565b3 No.369283
>>369282
No film for me today cutie. Bossman cracked the whip again
b565b3 No.369285
>>369284
Ninja scroll tomorrow
a2dcc2 No.369286
>>369285
Anyone streaming tonite?
ea4d74 No.369287
>>369286
I could do something. Any requests?
a2dcc2 No.369288
>>369287
Danno. What's everyone feeling?
ea4d74 No.369289
>>369285
noice, look forward to it. what time?
b565b3 No.369290
ea4d74 No.369291
>>369288
something light and fun, not too heavy
ecf0d0 No.369292
>>369291
how about Naked Gun?
1d32bd No.369293
>>369240
It's a good list, but meat doesn't really taste nice to me unless it has some nice sauce on it. I can add those sauces to quorn tbh as the texture isn't all that different
>>369242
n-no
*listens to nightcore*
>>369243
KEK
>>369270
That's not a McFlurry!
>>369285
It's a good film. I've seen it a number of times now
Have to those who watch it
a2dcc2 No.369294
Did we watch What We Do in the Shadows yet?
b565b3 No.369298
>>369295
yeah thought there was somehting off about that sencence. Nice bow, lass
da69be No.369299
>>369283
why don't you become a full time youtube streamer lad?
ecf0d0 No.369300
b565b3 No.369302
>>369299
got nothing to bring. I'm not even a sexy girl.
ecf0d0 No.369303
>nobody joined
>rabbshit automatically closed it because "we thought you were done with the rabbitcast"
ok then
d09568 No.369304
1d32bd No.369305
>>369303
I'm making pasta and then once I've had it I'm going to bed. Sorry, lad
ea4d74 No.369306
>>369292
I could do that tbh
a45cd0 No.369307
Current read. My first time reading a book in the Penguin Monarchs series.
a2dcc2 No.369308
>>369307
>people who genuinely enjoy history
You make me feel so lacking in sophistication. smh.
ecf0d0 No.369309
>>369306
sorry lad, chance is over now
maybe something tomorrow
>>369307
Aethelstan the Unready right
b565b3 No.369310
>>369303
Oof. Big guy's having a rough day. Looks like he's moving further and further away too
HEY LID. COME BACK.
b565b3 No.369312
70bca9 No.369313
>think re2 would be really fun to pirate and play through
>too scared to do it
smdh
70bca9 No.369314
>>369312
allah ackbar vikings leave these lands
b565b3 No.369315
>>369313
You need a bro, lad
1d32bd No.369316
>>369313
My extraction point
70bca9 No.369317
>>369315
smh spoiler that
it is way less scary with friends though, couldnt have done silent hill 2 alone
a45cd0 No.369318
>>369309
Aethelred or Ethelred the Unready.
About Aethelstan…
>Modern historians regard him as the first King of England and one of the greatest Anglo-Saxon kings
His picture on Wikipedia shows him as a proud man of colour. UNDOUBTEDLY BLACK!
1d32bd No.369320
>>369313
I was too pussy to play the original when it came out and I'm too pussy now tbh. cant blame you for avoiding it
1d32bd No.369321
70bca9 No.369322
>>369316
i should be badass and fearless like him
ecf0d0 No.369323
THIS IS A NO FAGGOTRY ZONE
>>369318
it's all so tiresome
a45cd0 No.369324
If you are looking for a good biography on Edward I or the events of his reign, I recommend this book. Morris is actually very good at judging Edward's actions by contemporary standards rather than through a modern day lens. Rare these days for historians.
70bca9 No.369325
>>369318
man on right got rock on
1d32bd No.369326
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>>369322
Then keep listening until you are, lad
b565b3 No.369327
>>369317
>>369319
>>369321
I guess you never had brothers
369d26 No.369328
>>369091
superb share Brother.
thankings.
70bca9 No.369329
>>369326
no amount of badassness will get over the fact i have only 15gb free on my pc though kek gotta do some spring cleaning
ff86e7 No.369330
>>369329
how much total storage space do you have? I roll 240gb SSD and 2TB HDD, way to go IMO
70bca9 No.369331
>>369330
I have 118gb SSD and that's it, my hard drive broke lol.
70bca9 No.369332
*ponders on whether to save that large png*
70bca9 No.369333
>run ccleaner
>7 gigs appear
a2dcc2 No.369334
>>369313
>see the gore effects in the game
>they're really impressive, but also just really gross and distasteful, and I don't want to play the game now
Help me. I'm old.
70bca9 No.369335
>tfw well built 6'5'' old man in leather trenchoat walked towards me today and i was genuinely terrified because at first i thought it was pic related
smh. he even did the walk
>>369334
i like gore, some of it does creep me out though. I find birkin really cool. I get what you mean though.
ff86e7 No.369336
>>369331
that's rough, just about enough room for the OS and a meme folder
ea4d74 No.369337
>>369309
how was the chance over so fast?
1d32bd No.369338
>>369333
You can do it lad. Also the game isn't that scary, but it does get intense smdh
It did make me jump a few times however
>>369334
play the game, gramps. It's good. I haven't had this much fun with a vidya game in years
70bca9 No.369339
>>369338
>It did make me jump a few times however
kek genuinely screamed when i turned around one time to find the tyrant right behind me, like full on jumped into the air and howled. i didnt even hear him come in the room
ecf0d0 No.369340
>>369337
it was 20 minutes or so and literally nobody turned up, the rabb.it room shut itself down
1d32bd No.369341
>>369339
you're not going to get entertainment like that from much media these days tbh. its great fun
I was streaming the game to about 10 of my friends when a licker jumped from the ceiling and made me scream on mic
so glad my friends didnt bully me too hard
b565b3 No.369342
a2dcc2 No.369343
>>369338
I dunno. I got to that part in RE7 where you have to stuck your hand down the dead guy's throat, and I just didn't want to play it anymore. This stuff isn't fun to me anymore. I don't want my entertainment to dwell on ugliness. The world has enough of that.
ea4d74 No.369344
>>369340
I responded as soon as I saw the post smh
4dedda No.369345
ecf0d0 No.369346
>>369344
>40 minutes later
you would have missed half an hour even if I did start the film smh
ecf0d0 No.369347
NO BEING GAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS AAAAAAAGH
b565b3 No.369348
>>369347
>having friends is gay
poor lad
7b9725 No.369349
*cracks egg and fries it on Wessex' forehead*
b565b3 No.369350
>tfw you and your friend made ironic gay jokes at the work christmas party
b565b3 No.369351
>>369349
*eats it*
Needs less salt
70bca9 No.369353
>>369352
suplad
you tried re2 yet?
b565b3 No.369354
>>369352
Hey lid. Feel free to come back to the thread. Bit weird with that love thing though. Why?
ecf0d0 No.369355
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is it so hard to not be faggots smh
72ee41 No.369356
Hello gaylords
Keep your shitcunt crossposters in your own thread
Okay Thank you
a2dcc2 No.369357
>>369352
Which one are you again?
ecf0d0 No.369358
>>369356
unban me fucking /shit/ niggers it's been an entire year
ff86e7 No.369359
>>369352
welcome back, lad
25c523 No.369362
>>369353
dont really have time for videogames apart from WoWs tbh sorry lad
just got back from jewjitsu and will shower and go to bed shortly
>>369354
i feel like if im going to suddenly post out of nowhere it has to be a positive message
>>369357
im panzie
>>369359
it's an honour lad
d09568 No.369363
I have so much to do and I don't want to do any of it.
b565b3 No.369364
>>369355
Define faggots
>>369356
We can't control people, lad
>>369362
>i feel like if im going to suddenly post out of nowhere it has to be a positive message
Ah. Well you aren't allowed to leave again.
ff86e7 No.369366
>>369362
>WoWs
/newbrit/ classic wow guild when?
>>369363
same, rather binge rainbow six siege while vaping and miring tg thots
b565b3 No.369367
>ywn be that lad that puts a film on rabbit and has nobody show up
ff86e7 No.369368
ig thots* not /tg/ thots kek
ecf0d0 No.369369
>>369364
literally being flagrantly homosexual, for example calling a mentally ill disabled jock "cute" or typing like a 14yo girl
25c523 No.369370
>>369364
you can't enforce that lad
i have the bongo crash drive remember?
>>369366
>/newbrit/ classic wow guild when?
keek, it's World of Warships because i am an autist at heart and have no friends with common interests
>>369367
stop bullying wessex
1227c2 No.369371
>faggot posting on /newbrit/
>CY+4
7b9725 No.369372
>>369367
now you're just being hurtful
ecf0d0 No.369373
>>369370
I think I played world of tanks once
if I can run Warships I wouldn't mind some co-op, although iirc there's all that tier stuff smh
b565b3 No.369374
>>369369
meh. I like my threshold of actually being literally gay better. That way we can have fun and joke about.
>>369370
just stay dude. And yeah I retract my bullying.
>>369372
I said I retracted my bullying tbh.
ecf0d0 No.369375
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*walks sadly off into the distance
ea4d74 No.369376
Anyone want to watch What We Do In The Shadows (2014)?
25c523 No.369377
>>369373
warships is much less cancerous than tanks tbh even though tanks are the superior vehicle or war
it's slower and more strategic and is probably better with frens so yes please check it out uwu
i do have some low tier premiums i think so tiers shouldnt be too much of an issue, the highest i have is still only like tier 8
369d26 No.369378
>>369375
*Nonchalantly swinging a crowbar*
this shit aint done.
70bca9 No.369379
Autistic man who taught himself law wins discrimination case against Virgin Active after instructor calls him 'stupid'
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/autistic-man-ketan-aggarwal-wins-case-virgn-active-taught-himself-law-instructor-called-him-stupid-a7652856.html?utm_source=reddit.com
Court agrees he was discriminated against during a spin class because of his medical condition
>An autistic man who taught himself law so he could represent himself in court has won his disability discrimination case against a gym after an instructor called him “stupid”.
normies btfo
25c523 No.369381
>>369379
why can't we use this power to generate electricity tbh
ecf0d0 No.369382
>>369377
>uwu
sorry lad you're gay and I don't like you any more tbh
I'll look at the specs tomorrow and download it, I'll only ever be free to play though
>>369379
that's pretty stupid tbh
I hate being able to sue for literally anything, only scumbags take advantage of it so this guy is probably an arsehole in one way or another
b565b3 No.369383
>>369379
>tfw no super power
7b9725 No.369384
>>369382
He's an autist lad, turbo-rulecuckery
b565b3 No.369385
>>369375
I retracted my bullying so I don't feel guilty tbh
>>369382
>I hate being able to sue for literally anything, only scumbags take advantage of it so this guy is probably an arsehole in one way or another
agree tbh. It was a cuntish thing of the lad who led the spinning sess too but it's understandable that people get worked up while exercising.
ecf0d0 No.369387
>>369386
too late for me tbh lad
ea4d74 No.369388
>>369387
Did you want to see this one ?
ecf0d0 No.369389
>>369388
dunno what it is so don't really care tbh
25c523 No.369390
>>369382
>sorry lad you're gay and I don't like you any more tbh
bit racist tbh
>I'll only ever be free to play though
ive been playing off and on since release and never paid a penny, it also feels much less p2w than tanks
>>369385
is it a cuntish thing to do though? it's basically free money if you win and you're only taking money away from a company that doesnt need it not that i looked into the details
38c112 No.369391
are you lads being gay again?
17bc8a No.369392
>>369308
Thought that was most of us?
b565b3 No.369394
>>369390
Don't like people being paid because they got insulted
>>369393
night
38c112 No.369395
how many of you are trannies now anyway?
ecf0d0 No.369396
>>369390
cool
bit confused about referring to premium stuff since that sounds like pay to win cash only ships or whatever but idk, you'll just have to babysit me and we'll form a two ship line I guess
night lad, keep waging, one day soon you'll have to pay taxes and give me my bennies
7b9725 No.369398
>>369395
Does painting your nails and occasionally wearing some makeup when you go to the goth/alt nightclub count?
ecf0d0 No.369399
>>369395
the majority of the gays have gone to a private bongo bongo land, where at least one is actually getting the lop
9964dc No.369400
>>369376
Me lad
>>369375
>HL2 Beta world will never ever be a thing
aaaahhhhhh
ea4d74 No.369401
>>369389
comedy about a bunch of vampires living in a house
ecf0d0 No.369402
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>>369400
there's a few mods that do it kind of ok
the aesthetics are far superior smh
ea4d74 No.369403
>>369400
did you just join? some anon just joined
ecf0d0 No.369404
>>369401
sounds decent tbh, would watch, but it's too late so go ahead
9964dc No.369405
b565b3 No.369406
72ee41 No.369407
>>369397
>the entire cast of /newshit/
9964dc No.369408
>>369402
tbh, only change I liked was the children workers being turned into a Children of Man situation
17bc8a No.369409
>>369407
Which one would you be lad?
70bca9 No.369410
watching a video on the worlds biggest doner kebab and it looks really nice
mmmm
ecf0d0 No.369412
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>>369408
I think the beta had that too, and the children were just the last ones born or something
9964dc No.369415
>noone else watching Vampire fiolm
smh
>>369412
Okay makes sense, can't believe they choose a more plain and boring world instead of bleak alien mad max 1984
ecf0d0 No.369416
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the music was beta too
>>369414
tbh
>>369415
too scary I guess
7b9725 No.369417
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We need some discipline in here
b565b3 No.369418
>tfw just feel empty-headed and nothing can hold my attention and I can't think properly
might be the bad diet and soda and no exercise, but who knows
ecf0d0 No.369421
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why is there so much 4channel content suddenly
probably a psyop tbh
>>369418
it's the waging lad
although your job is comfy imo tbh
9964dc No.369422
>>369416
Can't believe they would drop something so imaginative to appeal to normalfags ffs
b565b3 No.369423
>>369421
well it is not comfy now since I am on call. Like suddenly today I found out next week I will substitute for somebody else and I need to change my sleeping pattern again, and I have to ride along with that person on friday. smh
ecf0d0 No.369424
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>>369422
tbh valve was probably always kikes and hl1 was just a miracle
9964dc No.369425
>>369424
Redpilled tbh, Steam was the endgame
da69be No.369426
>>369423
all wagecucking is horrible but what's the alternative
38c112 No.369427
>wagies running in circles like rats in a maze
952b5a No.369428
>>369418
Probably have an ADHD-type neurology aggravated by an adverse childhood environment.
b565b3 No.369430
>>369426
I'd like my own route again. Hate driving other people's routes and cars.
Back when I had my route I knew how every day would be but now I never knows. Even if I were to drive newspapers I wouldn't know because newspapers are heavily dependent on what kind of magazines, ads are to be delivered that day, and as well as the weather. Like tonight it has snowed a lot so mail boxes will be covered and I could get stuck if it is especially bad.
Bossman has aired an idea of driving to a place called Mo i Rana though, and I wouldn't mind, but search for Levanger and Mo i Rana on google maps. smh
da69be No.369431
If you don't own a house then in the long run you're in deep shit because there's no way the government will pay for decent housing in old age. If you think politics is crazy now imagine what it will be like in 40 years time when the country is 20% muslim and 50% non white British. Right now wagecucking is the only way to avoid it.
b565b3 No.369432
>>369428
who knows man. Can be what I suggested, can also be too much pleasure, too much watching stuff and fapping and not using my brain smh. Then again normies do all this shit to
ecf0d0 No.369433
>>369431
the country is already over 20% wog lad
official statistics put it at like 13% so it's pretty much guaranteed
9964dc No.369434
>>369426
Ascending to the 12th dimensional plane
b565b3 No.369435
FUCK YOU I AM NEVER SHOWING UP TO WORK AGAIN REEEE
*goes to work as it's just impotent rage*
952b5a No.369436
>>369426
Nativist mafia crime lord?
da69be No.369437
>>369430
6 hours each way.. pretty bad but he scenery is nice
9964dc No.369438
>>369429
Redpill me on the G-man
b565b3 No.369439
>>369437
Yeah. If he suggests that I might move to Steinkjer and ask him if I can drive to there and have somebody else drive the wares to me in the morning.
952b5a No.369440
>>369438
It was all just made up on the fly, there is nothing to get.
b565b3 No.369441
would prefer driving to Mosjøen tbh. please let me just drive there
9964dc No.369442
>>369440
Thought he was supposed to be a human worm advisor, fucking kiken jewell
b565b3 No.369443
gonna change my life for the better tomorrow. I swear lads
952b5a No.369444
>>369431
Business idea: befriending old and lonely landowners hoping to get written into their wills.
>the government appropriates land South Africa style anyway
9964dc No.369445
b565b3 No.369446
AHHH LET ME BE A NEET AND SPEND ALL DAY WATCHING BRITBONG AGAIN MUMMY
952b5a No.369447
>>369443
Good luck, methylphenidate is a controlled substance over here.
>>369446
Manly Tears? smh watch somebody who isn't a meme
da69be No.369448
>>369433
It's going to be horrible. I'm looking to move to a white area in a couple of years and then just coast it the rest of my life. Even now everywhere seems to be in decline with public transport being shit, roads jam packed and litter all over the place. People from all backgrounds seem to hover between unhappiness and anger. Everyone knows it's all downhill from here.
>>369444
I'm looking to move to an area where the young people typically leave. Home help for the elderly is a possible income stream.
b565b3 No.369449
>>369447
>Manly Tears? smh watch somebody who isn't a meme
he just made me laugh smh. He is such a cunt but he gets me
ecf0d0 No.369450
>>369438
alien businessman that manipulates others to do the will of a secret cabal with nebulous and unknowable goals
the jews
>>369448
I'm in an area like that and it's shit
one shop, one pub, two dementia/OAP homes, shitloads of middle class cunts who rent or buy mcmansions and done up cottages and stuff, even wogs like my next neighbour over.
and nobody young so there is no opportunity for friends or romance.
9964dc No.369452
>>369450
Well we know jews goals tbh they just think they're nebulous and unknowable
9964dc No.369453
952b5a No.369454
>>369450
Y-you've always got us for friends, lad, and westie for romance.
b565b3 No.369456
well time for work. later lids
369d26 No.369459
>>369431
>wagecucking is the only way to avoid it.
I mostly keep going thinking of the £££`s I`m piling into my pension.
just hope it doesn`t get Robby Maxwell`d!
9964dc No.369460
70bca9 No.369461
Omar: 'I unequivocally apologize' after backlash over new Israel tweets
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/02/11/politics/ilhan-omar-aipac-backlash/index.html
(CNN)Freshman Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota publicly apologized Monday after she faced backlash for tweets condemned by both sides of the aisle as anti-Semitic.
>"Anti-Semitism is real and I am grateful for Jewish allies and colleagues who are educating me on the painful history of anti-Semitic tropes," Omar said. "My intention is never to offend my constituents or Jewish Americans as a whole. We have to always be willing to step back and think through criticism, just as I expect people to hear me when others attack me for my identity. This is why I unequivocally apologize."
>She continued, "At the same time, I reaffirm the problematic role of lobbyists in our politics, whether it be AIPAC, the NRA or the fossil fuel industry. It's gone on too long and we must be willing to address it."
So a Muslim Democrat politician in America suggests that AIPAC, a large pro-Israel lobby group in America, is why politicians are so pro Israel, and is immediately forced to apologise for being anti semitic, condemned by both parties and made to apologise. Of course a several hundred million lobbying industry has no effect on American politics!
a2dcc2 No.369462
9964dc No.369463
>>369462
Glad he lived tbqh
70bca9 No.369464
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jews have no power that's why the heads of both parties have come together to condemn you for suggesting that millions in lobbying money affects us at all shame on you
369d26 No.369466
>>369461
>Muslim
>Anti-Semitism is real and I am grateful for Jewish allies and colleagues who are educating me on the painful history of anti-Semitic tropes
so, one can only presume an instant fatwa will be put out on her for promoting/defending/supporting islams most hated adversary - kike?.
74eeee No.369469
>>369468
succeeding in your love life?
ff86e7 No.369470
>>369466
it's amazing how even a moose limb will just kowtow to the jews like that
some advisor of hers must have told her it was political suicide if she didn't immediately prostrate before the yahoods
b1eda3 No.369471
>>369469
No everything's gone to fuck even worse than you could possibly imagine
74eeee No.369472
>>369471
no, I can imagine it.
70bca9 No.369473
>>369471
doing owt for valentines?
b1eda3 No.369474
>>369472
Really doubt it tbh, I am literally not exaggerating
>>369473
Guess so, ofc this happens right before valentines
74eeee No.369476
>>369474
I can imagine how shit yours is, mr chad
70bca9 No.369480
>can grow a beard but it looks really bad
*tranfers beard power to lads who cannot grow one*
you need it more
74eeee No.369482
>>369479
>just go to bed earlier bro! *falls asleep in 30 seconds*
b1eda3 No.369483
7b9725 No.369484
>codeine + Throbbing Gristle live
wewwwww was not prepared for the mindfuckery
70bca9 No.369486
>>369484
alri codeinelad whats up
b1eda3 No.369487
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ff86e7 No.369488
>>369471
>>369474
didn't you just shag two thots last week? breh literally who even cares about "love" or whatever tf, if you get pussy then you're good
b1eda3 No.369490
>>369488
>didn't you just shag two thots last week?
No?
>breh literally who even cares about "love" or whatever tf, if you get pussy then you're good
You have no soul
ff86e7 No.369491
>>369490
I recall you saying two thots "put you to bed", I assumed that meant a threesome
>You have no soul
all women want is dick anyway, love is a meme, why drink the kool-aid?
7b9725 No.369492
>>369486
Not much been a good day; managed to get out of the house for the first time since the op last Monday. Overdid it of course and walked too far but still nice to have gotten out.
74eeee No.369493
>>369490
he really doesnt have a soul
b1eda3 No.369494
>>369491
>I recall you saying two thots "put you to bed", I assumed that meant a threesome
No lad I meant they literally put me to bed, lel
They're not thots smh. Well, not one of them, I suppose. Dunno about the other
>all women want is dick anyway, love is a meme, why drink the kool-aid?
Because this is objectively false and you're an idiot?
b1eda3 No.369495
>>369493
I'm glad you're here dorset
74eeee No.369496
74eeee No.369497
>>369494
you should read some of his earlier posts
especially the ones about being an atheist
b1eda3 No.369498
>>369497
smh he disappoints me
ff86e7 No.369499
>>369494
>No lad I meant they literally put me to bed, lel
oh kek. thought you were doin' alright for yourself for a bit
>Because this is objectively false and you're an idiot?
nah
74eeee No.369500
yes, you are a genuine plank, the type of stupid that is too stupid to realise
b1eda3 No.369501
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I think this is the first night in days where I've stayed in. Need to recover from a weekend of binge drinking before BIER UND WURST tomorrow
*plays johnny depp*
>>369499
Don't really want someone else rn tbqh
74eeee No.369502
>>369501
stop drinking you wastrel
7b9725 No.369503
>spic falling for the "love is a meme all women are roastie whores who have 1000 partners before 20" meme
74eeee No.369506
>>369503
imagine how many zoomers are going to be raised on the internet and have completely false understandings of reality
mad
74eeee No.369508
>>369507
its the devils drink
all alcohol should be destroyed
ff86e7 No.369510
bacon cheeseburgers and french fries w/ ketchup like a proper yank
>>369508
and NZ white wine
b1eda3 No.369511
>>369508
No I need to be drunk tbh
70bca9 No.369512
>>369505
i love that you post this pic now
74eeee No.369513
>>369512
grass
>>369511
you shouldn't
just going to make it worse, chief
ff86e7 No.369514
don't understand how people can become alcoholics. I enjoy alcoholic beverages, I enjoy a mild buzz or even the occasional drunkenness, but I wouldn't even want to do that every day or even every few. being actually drunk is pretty intense, great for a party but just sitting alone in your house? holy fuck that's stupid
74eeee No.369515
>doesnt understand how addiction works
b1eda3 No.369516
>>369513
It genuinely can't get any worse
My worst fears have been realised
>>369514
>don't understand how people can become alcoholics
Like I said, you have no soul
ff86e7 No.369517
>>369515
that's not what I mean. what I don't understand is how people get addicted to alcohol in the first place, why would you want to get drunk often enough to become dependent on it in the first place? I like a drink or two with dinner, or a mild drunk to sit at home and play vidya and listen to metal. I'd only get DRUNK if I were with friends that were also getting DRUNK 'cause that's a blast and a half
74eeee No.369518
>>369516
the only way is up!
70bca9 No.369519
>>369513
>grass
keeeeeeeeeeeek
74eeee No.369520
>>369519
What if Stephen Pinker is calling US an ass?
ff86e7 No.369521
>tfw no friends to get drunk with
fml
remember this one time when I had a few friends, we went up to New Hampshire and drank a bunch of guinness, that was then Jeff Hanneman died so we were listening to Slayer and all that. good time
b1eda3 No.369522
>half a smirnoff in one night
>>369517
Because some things fucking hurt, that's why
But you've never cared about anything so you don't get it
>>369518
Guess so
70bca9 No.369523
74eeee No.369524
>>369522
seek help brother
i'll sort you out and set you straight
b1eda3 No.369526
>>369524
Already seeing someone from the uni tomorrow
I have to go cause the other night I collapsed and passed out in the hallway of my flat. I was fine but you know what girls are like, they had to call security and make sure I was in bed before they could stop crying
74eeee No.369527
>>369526
>uni
you deserve to suffer tbqh
b1eda3 No.369528
74eeee No.369529
>>369528
i hate uni cunts
you are one
b1eda3 No.369530
>>369529
Only because you don't go yourself
74eeee No.369532
>>369530
i would get thrown out within a couple of days for violence or something
b1eda3 No.369533
>>369532
Nah you'd be surprised
If you want to be thrown out just do what wess did. You'd genuinely have to be really daft to get thrown out
74eeee No.369535
>>369533
i would beat people up without stopping
i hate teenagers so much
I HATE THEM I WANT TO KILL THEM ARRRGH
ff86e7 No.369536
>>369532
kek
>>369533
what did he do?
b1eda3 No.369537
>>369535
Most of them are 20 or above though
>>369536
Said daft shit on camera while not hiding his face therefore exposing him as part of a group which has since been banned for terrorism
It was a rather large fuckup
74eeee No.369538
>>369537
>people in their 20s aren't mentally teenagers
d09568 No.369539
>>369538
lol, you doubt this?
74eeee No.369540
i just hate people
cant help it
only people i can tolerate are the elderly, but thats only because they're physically unable to be young and cunts
b1eda3 No.369541
>>369538
There is still a difference, make no mistake. But yeah they're not as grown up as they historically should be
b1eda3 No.369542
>>369540
You need a drink, come see me and I'll take you out
74eeee No.369543
>>369542
No, fuck alcohol
All vices shall be purged
ff86e7 No.369544
>>369537
baste wess
>>369540
I hate the elderly, they're stupid because they didn't have the internet to teach them things. all they know is what they got from television, radio, etc.
>>369543
nah, life should be fun
74eeee No.369545
b1eda3 No.369546
>>369543
This is why you're alone smh
The only one in my flat who doesn't drink is a lesbian btw, very moral indeed
87b702 No.369547
>>369546
Does he mind being alone?
b1eda3 No.369548
>>369544
Yes the elderly are so stupid how dare they don't know about this 8chan post that tells people how the jews force people to watch black people on tv
b1eda3 No.369549
>>369547
One shouldn't be alone 24/7 tbh, regardless of how you feel
74eeee No.369550
>>369546
What's the point when the pub is usually empty compared to towns?
Not fun at all. No women, nothing. Just older blokes talking boring shit
74eeee No.369551
ff86e7 No.369552
>>369543
I wanna taste her braids, wash all the flavors out with my saliva and drink 'em
>>369548
that's exactly what I'm talking about, fuck 'em, they deserve to get abused by negress nurses in the home
a2dcc2 No.369553
>>369538
I think everyone is mentally a teenager, people gradually just realise it isn't acceptable and they have to hide it.
87b702 No.369554
>>369551
Smh I can't relate. I only need to interact twice a day.
b1eda3 No.369555
>>369550
Because you live in the middle of nowhere
Go to a college or something
>>369552
>make ridiculous sarcastic absurd post
>spic agress unironically
concern
74eeee No.369556
>>369555
no
i could not put up with 16/17 year olds all day
my experience at college was a bad one, now i am a more confident person, i would absolutely batter one on the first day
im going to live in the mountains
a45cd0 No.369557
>>369556
What did you study at college?
b1eda3 No.369558
>>369556
Just do something lad, can't continue like this
74eeee No.369560
>>369557
history and politics, big mistake
>>369558
correct
a45cd0 No.369561
>>369560
What periods of history?
74eeee No.369562
>>369561
civil war and russian revolution
2nd year was going to be cold war but I failed on exams, decided to fuck off because they dont tell you what you fucked up, and i was predicted to get As as well
a45cd0 No.369563
>>369562
>studying modern history
This is why the teaching of history in schools is so shit. Teachers of history are mostly pathetic historians who can't analyse using a contemporary mindset. They'll just inject as many 'isms' into history as possible to groom good little leftists.
87b702 No.369564
Smh we're all history neets.
b1eda3 No.369565
>>369563
Glad my teacher wasn't like that tbh, he was actually good
tbh you're generally better off studying history in your own time rather school
a45cd0 No.369566
>>369565
If I didn't study outside of school I probably would have come to loathe history after my experience at high school and sixth form.
The issue in schools is that they have to teach British history chronologically, so no in-depth study is afforded to earlier periods which is a great shame.
a2dcc2 No.369567
>>369564
I'm not. I took woodwork.
87b702 No.369568
>>369567
Are you the guy who maintains Council properties?
b1eda3 No.369569
>>369566
Yeah we never did earlier periods to a real extent, it's all too modern. Just once I'd like to do something that happened before 1900.
ff86e7 No.369570
>>369566
>sixth form
what's this?
btw American history classes doesn't teach European history at all, it's just "we wuz a briddish colony and then all this happened, muh poor injuns & niggers"
74eeee No.369571
>>369563
what the fuck are you on about
a2dcc2 No.369572
>>369568
no. I don't go outside.
a45cd0 No.369573
>>369570
Post-16 education. These days kids have to stay on for an extra two years in some form of education. A few years ago you had the choice to stay in education or go into work following your GCSEs.
Following GCSEs you can go to college, usually a separate institution. Sixth forms are attached to schools.
>>369571
Teachers who specialise in modern history (pretty much all of them) tend to critique and analyse historical figures through the quickest, easiest and most politically correct means. They will say that they are racist, sexist, classist etc., when they really lack the ability or don't want to (and don't want kids to) look at these historical figures and events within the context of the period they occurred.
74eeee No.369574
>>369573
no they dont
there wasnt any political stuff when i was there
a2dcc2 No.369575
74eeee No.369576
>tfw you realise how good life can be but sad that youve missed years of it
d09568 No.369577
>>369576
you're still in education; your life is supposed to suck.
74eeee No.369578
>>369577
>you're still in education
um, no im not
d09568 No.369579
d09568 No.369580
>>369578
nevermind, i had the impression you were still in it.
Well I didn't say it would get any better now did I?
74eeee No.369581
b565b3 No.369583
>>369503
I agree that love is a memi tbh
b565b3 No.369584
>walk into thread
>see a Hertschad in anguish
>feel anguish
ff86e7 No.369585
>>369584
apparently he's not even a chad, I thought he had a threesome but apparently two girls just literally tucked him into bed like a wee lad
b565b3 No.369586
>>369585
that sounds nice tbh
>tfw mummy goes to bed before me so she can't do it
smh
b565b3 No.369587
>some people won't get their newspapers today because of the snow
smh
https://streamable.com/jcvzh
ff86e7 No.369588
>>369587
it's gonna snow here tomorrow too, gonna shovel. not much though, 3"
b565b3 No.369589
>>369588
had to shovel when I came home. The fucking tractors that plough the snow had heaved up a big wall of hard snow between the road and our driveway. smh
ff86e7 No.369590
>>369589
they always do it to us, always our side of the road. one time I threw a snowball at the plow and he flipped me off, kek
ff86e7 No.369591
>>369587
>8 views
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
b565b3 No.369592
>>369590
>they always do it to us, always our side of the road. one time I threw a snowball at the plow and he flipped me off, kek
Cunts tbh. Act like they are doing us a service too when they get paid to do it. And most of the time they sleep in and don't do it in time.
You luv Varg, right? GOt the pic of him with the sword?
>>369591
Keek. Put it on /brit/
ff86e7 No.369593
>>369592
not a sword, do you mean this?
b565b3 No.369594
>>369593
No I meant the one in the pic I posted. But I guess it could be somebody else' arm with a sword.
ff86e7 No.369595
>>369594
burzum.org has a lot of pics of Varg
b565b3 No.369596
b565b3 No.369598
>Do you think Wessex will like me now, Rafiki?
ff86e7 No.369602
>>369600
imagine that though, having to dance to cotton eyed joe while pretending to be happy as part of your job
1d32bd No.369603
Holy crackers
Capcom put up their entire soundtrack library up on Spotify. No REmake2 up yet though
I'll tell you now, I'm the one to survive,
You'll never break my fate or my stride
I'll have you choke on your own demise,
I make the angel scream, and the devil cry.
I hope you all slept well. or about to sleep well in some cases
>>369601
too cute
>>369602
how do they do it?
I'd blow my own fucking brains out if I had to work in such an environment
b565b3 No.369604
>>369602
well that is basically any retailer or restaurant worker job. Or most jobs. Any service job. You have to act like the outer face of whatever you work for, and you better represent them well, or else.
>>369603
>how do they do it?
dno. everyone at the shop I worked at was dead inside.
b565b3 No.369606
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
haven't watched it but that title is promising
da69be No.369607
Got a bad cold and feel like shit… should I go in to work today or ring in ill?
b565b3 No.369608
>>369607
Go in to work tbh
ff86e7 No.369609
>>369607
call your bossmeister and ask him
b565b3 No.369610
>tfw you were given the responsibility of watching the class' pet honker this week but you neglected it and it died
da69be No.369611
>>369609
I sit next to bossman, he will be OK with it because he doesn't want to catch it himself
369d26 No.369615
>>369603
>how do they do it?
thick skin!
when I put on my work wear I hide all my true feelings and emotion behind the badge.
It`s not easy some days though.
I also take small victories where ever I can.
screwing over people is so easy when you do it politely and with a pleasant smile on your face.
b565b3 No.369616
>>369615
Yeah there is something magical about the uniform or just representing something else that makes it easy to act a certain way. Still tires me out though tbh
da69be No.369617
have a nice day wagecucks
b565b3 No.369618
>>369617
You gonna stay at home, lad?
da69be No.369619
>>369618
yes called bossman and he's fine with it
369d26 No.369620
>>369616
yep, it is draining.
pffffft, tbh.
b565b3 No.369621
>>369619
Nice, you can have a productive day at home then.
da69be No.369622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>369621
listening to luke ford, mainly for the KMG contributions
369d26 No.369623
>>369619
>he's fine with it
the fucking grief you get from my place for actually being ill or injured is unbelievable.
then, when you go back, you have to attend a "return to work" meeting with a manager.
they have set amounts of time you`re "allowed" to be off sick before they put you on "stage 1 managing attendance".
then stage 2 and 3.
they monitor your attendance and you have quarterly meetings.
it is literally degrading.
the legacy the boomer gen have left with their weakness in the work place is shameful as fuck.
b565b3 No.369624
>>369622
are they all Jews? keek. KMG?
da69be No.369625
>>369623
I can see why they do it otherwise they risk some sickness culture taking over like in local councils and NHS where people take months and years off on full pay with stress or somesuch BS. Ironically it's workers rights protections that have brought us to this. If you could easily ditch the pisstakers then they wouldn't need introduce these oppressive schemes.
>>369624
Luke is a convert to Judaism. Halsey is native. Kyle is a Jewish lolbertarian but he streams from the inside of a macdonalds because he is too broke to pay for decent accommodation. Kevin Michael Grace is the Canadian boomer.
b565b3 No.369626
>>369625
sounds like a bore, lad. Why would you watch it? I ask as somebody who regularly watches e-celebs
da69be No.369627
>>369626
KMG is interesting to listen to but could be an acquired taste
369d26 No.369628
>>369625
>people take months and years off on full pay with stress or somesuch BS
oh, that shit still happens, stress being the main culprit and peeps off for months at a time.
same as everything tho I guess, the few fucking it up for the many.
it just when you get ill, you end up second guessing staying off.
is it worth it? all the hassle, should I just grin and bare it?
does my head in.
then you`ve got dick head power trip managers who make you feel like the lowest form of scum cus you were genuinely ill.
union are also roll over manager cock sucking faggots now too.
b565b3 No.369629
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Salty poo eye at 8 minutes 54 seconds top keeeeeek
b565b3 No.369630
>>369627
give me a taste, lad
b565b3 No.369631
>>369629
wew she really looks like my brother's gf in that thumbnail
b565b3 No.369632
imagine being a reviewer and looking at books through a modern marxist lens. Just makes me want to go into the comments and say
AHEM
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
AND FUCK NIGGERS
369d26 No.369633
>>369632
it`s so damn depressing tbf.
I bought a Pimlico Mein Kampf year back not realising it would be notated by kikes. gave it to a charity as it was near unreadable.
got the Ford translation audiobook instead.
da69be No.369634
>>369628
I'd be fine with time off ill = no pay for the duration, and no demeaning procedures. At my workplace they are pretty casual about it as it's a smaller company and have more leeway in dealing with pisstakers than some big HR heavy situation.
>>369630
https://www.youtube.com/user/BOB2112420/videos
b565b3 No.369635
>>369633
Yeah I am sure there is an unedited version for kindle
b565b3 No.369636
369d26 No.369637
>>369636
sweet dreams, lad.
369d26 No.369638
>>36963
yeah, it`s a big ass company I work for, and getting bigger.
all HR, procedures, etc.
can work in your favour, but can be a major pain in the arse!
monies good tho. security and pension are beyond compare.
the actual work is pretty much against all I stand for some days which is somewhat bothersome, I just have to think of family holidays, birthdays, etc and knuckle on through it.
wagie life eh?
ecf0d0 No.369639
>>369633
you want the Stalag Edition
not tried the Colchester one yet
369d26 No.369640
>>369639
noice one Wess.
I`ll give `em a go Sir.
369d26 No.369641
audiobooks are king for me, driving between jobs is so much sweeter when you have a comfy book on the radio.
*shame for currently listening to Zombie lit*
369d26 No.369642
off to work….
11 - 7.
the torture shift!
have great days y`all.
9964dc No.369644
>>369629
Saw this the other day, God joo eyes are annoying to both the eyes and ears smh
e59826 No.369645
haven't even been gone that long tbqh fam
When did these threads become so off topic.
Like frogposters and goblin posters have always been half the thread but theres little else now
a2dcc2 No.369646
>>369645
Can't be fucked with politics anymore. I know what I believe. Getting angry at the news every day gets no one anywhere.
5f06cc No.369647
>>369645
>caring about politics in 2019
We're apolitical now lad.
ecf0d0 No.369648
I still hate niggers and yids and all types of wogs that invade and control the country and want to see them all gone or dead though tbh
a2dcc2 No.369649
Farty Marty mysteries
Farty Marty mysteries
a2dcc2 No.369650
>>369648
There's only so many times you can say it really though.
a2dcc2 No.369653
>>369652
How does the garage work?
7b9725 No.369654
>>369653
At a guess it's just a demo home that they knocked up on the least valuable bit of land available
a2dcc2 No.369656
Don't think I actually do any of those things, now I think about it.
a2dcc2 No.369657
a2dcc2 No.369658
fartin martin mystery
fartin martin mystery
ecf0d0 No.369659
>>369658
quiet lad, he's sleeping
you might make him fart himself awake
74eeee No.369660
>>369655
What if they only follow the new testament? That's basically what Christianity is. There is anti-gay stuff there.
People are just so dumb and simple minded.
a2dcc2 No.369661
>>369660
I hardly know anything about Christianity, but even I know there's a separation between old and new testament law, and Jesus made a lot of the really wacky stuff moot.
d09568 No.369662
>minimal effort
<maximum butthurt
just buttmade some proudboys in the youtube comment section. the anti-sjws are so easy to instigate, lmao.
952b5a No.369663
>>369662
What did you post?
952b5a No.369665
>>369661
If I recall correctly Jesus didn't specifically say not to be a gayist though, that's a convention established by Paul.
70bca9 No.369666
>>369655
>mfw people comment on christianity who don't even know what the word testament means
d09568 No.369667
>>369663
some shit about transgenderism. i said "they know their own body more than you do" in response to "now kids want to be transgender," then a sperg game into the thread and I fed him a few responses. it's the next day now and the thread is at 20 responses.
a2dcc2 No.369668
d09568 No.369669
>>369668
i throw responses around like candy, sometimes people will respond and i can entertain myself.
952b5a No.369672
>>369667
>they know their own body more than you do
Unironically true tbf
a2dcc2 No.369673
>>369672
>not knowing kid's bodies
a2dcc2 No.369675
>>369674
Did you start watching Chaika, lad?
952b5a No.369677
>>369675
Watched it a year or two ago
a2dcc2 No.369678
>>369677
Ah. I was shitposting about it a few days ago. Thought you might have picked it up.
ecf0d0 No.369679
>>369675
I did, it's not at all what I was expecting
952b5a No.369680
>>369678
Ah fair, I'm a bit irregular on here tbh sometimes I miss a lot
74eeee No.369682
Honestly might stop posting here tbh
My dislike for spic is too much
a2dcc2 No.369683
>>369679
I think it's a really fun series. Cute girls and total nonsense.
6b945f No.369684
>the sami is a tranny propagandist now
told you about the fucking sami, lids
ecf0d0 No.369685
>>369682
get panzie to put you on the goodlads bongo gang next time he posts first tbh
can't break all ties just because of one faggot
>>369684
do it lad, you know you want to
a2dcc2 No.369688
>>369687
Should do film where he's Dan Akroyd's brother
6b945f No.369689
>>369686
keek
>>369682
smh Spic is probably a kid in human years, he'll grow out of it.
>>369685
>tfw might have driven over some samis sleeping in the snow last night
>>369688
Why?
a2dcc2 No.369690
>>369689
They've both got that bloated look.
6b945f No.369691
>>369690
Should put you in a film with them then
6b945f No.369692
>tfw just woke up now and I have all the day ahead of me
feels so weird. smh
b10032 No.369694
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/retired-university-lecturer-who-told-15816934
Jesus fucking Christ muh hatecrime just keeps jumping the shark. Honestly want to find this kraut and spraypaint "bomber Harris do it again" on her driveway.
a2dcc2 No.369695
>>369691
bulli. I'm big boned.
6b945f No.369696
>>369694
>Dr John Smart, 72, left his victim in tears after targeting her twice as he walked to Waitrose to buy a newspaper on the affluent Pownall Park estate in Wilmslow.
keek
6b945f No.369697
>>369695
>tfw she sits on you and you can feel her arse bones dig into your thighs
74eeee No.369698