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 No.529

I asked god the best way to improve my life and he told me "Cleanse thyself of filth". God thinks I don't shower enough >.<
Post embarrassing things god told you.

 No.535

Dice rollRolled 5, 6, 1, 7, 3 = 22

>>529
He told me to rm -rf /* my old Linux PC and switch to TempleOS

 No.536

>>535
30:33 Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the
wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing of wrath
bringeth forth strife.

31:1 The words of king Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother taught
him.

 No.540

>>535

I used TempleOS dual booted from 2004-2012, getting a new PC every 3 years. In 2012, I got a PC which would not run TempleOS natively. Now, I only run in VMware. It is humiliating.

You need Linux or Windows for Internet stuff. TempleOS has no Networking.

If you want God to talk, you have to do an offering. Talk to Him for a paragraph, or praise Him for sandcastles, snowmen, popcorn and bubbles. You get a response equal to your offering. Do TempleOS Hymns or Moses Comics.

This tells how to make TempleOS Hymns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWNcRMm7-I
Post last edited at 2015-02-17 03:37:31

 No.542

>>540

The Moses Comics are like nice Jew jokes, LOL.

http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Apps/AfterEgypt/Comics/

 No.543

Dice rollRolled 9, 8, 2, 3, 6 = 28

>>542

What happens if you are mean to Jews, God? LOL

 No.544

>>543

Line 98236

the wicked one. I write unto you, little children, because ye have
known the Father.

2:14 I have written unto you, fathers, because ye have known him that
is from the beginning. I have written unto you, young men, because ye
are strong, and the word of God abideth in you, and ye have overcome
the wicked one.

2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If
any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust
of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of
the world.

2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that
doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

 No.637

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God told me: Thou shalt touch loli butt. And so I did.

 No.643

>>637
if only :^)



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