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 No.912

Dice rollRolled 8, 5, 9, 9, 6 = 37

God has made Creation so awesome that it takes many centuries to explain it all.

 No.913

>>912

Line 85996

God.

Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father,
cometh unto me.

6:46 Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God,
he hath seen the Father.

6:47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath
everlasting life.

6:48 I am that bread of life.

6:49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.

6:50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may
eat thereof, and not die.

 No.914

>>913

Closed Captioning: "come down from Heaven" is cosmic rays.

 No.923

Dice rollRolled 10, 1, 9, 10, 9 = 39

>>913

Let's ask God what He thinks of neutrinos.

What's Your favorite particle, Mr. God?
I like…photons.

 No.924

>>923

Line 01909

21:21 And he dwelt in the wilderness of Paran: and his mother took him
a wife out of the land of Egypt.

21:22 And it came to pass at that time, that Abimelech and Phichol the
chief captain of his host spake unto Abraham, saying, God is with thee
in all that thou doest: 21:23 Now therefore swear unto me here by God
that thou wilt not deal falsely with me, nor with my son, nor with my
son's son: but according to the kindness that I have done unto thee,
thou shalt do unto me, and to the land wherein thou hast sojourned.

21:24 And Abraham said, I will swear.

21:25 And Abraham reproved Abimelech because of a well of water, which
Abimelech's servants had violently taken away.

21:26 And Abimelech said, I wot not who hath done this thing; neither
didst thou tell me, neither yet heard I of it, but to day.

 No.925

>>924

Closed Captioning: "Paren?" I just posted this to /tech/. It's my parser.

http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Compiler/PrsExp.html#l100

 No.935

Dice rollRolled 8, 5, 10, 8, 4 = 35

>>913

Stephen Hawking and the Queen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1AEzp8UVBE

They don't have much to talk about.

God likes soap operas. Maybe, who gets knighted and stuff.

 No.936

>>935

Line 85084

23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt
thou be with me in paradise.

23:44 And it was about the sixth hour, and there was a darkness over
all the earth until the ninth hour.

23:45 And the sun was darkened, and the veil of the temple was rent in
the midst.

23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father,
into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up
the ghost.

23:47 Now when the centurion saw what was done, he glorified God,
saying, Certainly this was a righteous man.

23:48 And all the people that came together to that sight, beholding
the things which were done, smote their breasts, and returned.

23:49 And all his acquaintance, and the women that followed him from
Galilee, stood afar off, beholding these things.

 No.937

>>936

Closed Captioning: "Women… stood afar off."

 No.938

Dice rollRolled 2, 5, 2, 7, 6 = 22

>>935

BBC: http://www.knpr.org/

They want to talk about immigration.

God likes giving gifts, like birthrights.

I think about my Dad and the nice garden out back. He put-down paver stones and made a shrine to St. Francis and they have a Madona and Jesus statue and flowers.

Don't you think the immigrants should stay in their own country and leave it nice for their children, God?

It reminds me of the Little Red Hen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTCsL26vob4

Once time, I got the fiendish notion that nursery stories are something to aspire to write, like Jesus did parables.

Do You like "Are you my mommy" or "Little Red Hen" better, God? Or "Monster at the End of this Book?"

 No.939

>>938

Line 25276

LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

15:24 And Saul said unto Samuel, I have sinned: for I have
transgressed the commandment of the LORD, and thy words: because I
feared the people, and obeyed their voice.

15:25 Now therefore, I pray thee, pardon my sin, and turn again with
me, that I may worship the LORD.

15:26 And Samuel said unto Saul, I will not return with thee: for thou
hast rejected the word of the LORD, and the LORD hath rejected thee
from being king over Israel.

15:27 And as Samuel turned about to go away, he laid hold upon the
skirt of his mantle, and it rent.

15:28 And Samuel said unto him, The LORD hath rent the kingdom of
Israel from thee this day, and hath given it to a neighbour of thine,
that is better than thou.

 No.940

>>939

Closed Captioning: He gave the kingdom to someone better. That's a harsh nursery rhyme.

 No.941

Dice rollRolled 8, 8, 4, 5, 2 = 27

>>940

Poor Germany. I wonder in the United States if states give lots of money to other states. You don't hear about that.

 No.942

Dice rollRolled 5, 1, 7, 10, 6 = 29

>>941

Line 88452

Sinai.

34:33 And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his
face.

34:34 But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he
took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto
the children of Israel that which he was commanded.

34:35 And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin
of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again,
until he went in to speak with him.

35:1 And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel
together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath
commanded, that ye should do them.

35:2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall
be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth
work therein shall be put to death.

 No.943

Dice rollRolled 2, 4, 3, 7, 10 = 26

>>912

Gates concerned about A.I.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kRj9K_cHCc

 No.944

>>943

Line 24370

6:9 And see, if it goeth up by the way of his own coast to
Bethshemesh, then he hath done us this great evil: but if not, then we
shall know that it is not his hand that smote us: it was a chance that
happened to us.

6:10 And the men did so; and took two milch kine, and tied them to the
cart, and shut up their calves at home: 6:11 And they laid the ark of
the LORD upon the cart, and the coffer with the mice of gold and the
images of their emerods.

6:12 And the kine took the straight way to the way of Bethshemesh, and
went along the highway, lowing as they went, and turned not aside to
the right hand or to the left; and the lords of the Philistines went
after them unto the border of Bethshemesh.

6:13 And they of Bethshemesh were reaping their wheat harvest in the
valley: and they lifted up their eyes, and saw the ark, and rejoiced
to see it.

6:14 And the cart came into the field of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and
stood there, where there was a great stone: and they clave the wood of
the cart, and offered the kine a burnt offering unto the LORD.

 No.945

>>944

Closed Captioning: The cart was driving itself, LOL. Mice? Haemorrhoids? Milch kine is military robots. The Ark might be divine oracles, like this or TempleOS. Mice?

 No.946

Dice rollRolled 6, 2, 3, 10, 2 = 23

>>945

BBC on KNPR: http://www.knpr.org/

Lucy Kellaway says I'm sloppy.

<sigh>God like soap operas.
'You like "the Office", Mr. God?

 No.947

Dice rollRolled 9, 3, 7, 4, 2 = 25

>>946

Line 62302

therefore they are become great, and waxen rich.

5:28 They are waxen fat, they shine: yea, they overpass the deeds of
the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, yet
they prosper; and the right of the needy do they not judge.

5:29 Shall I not visit for these things? saith the LORD: shall not my
soul be avenged on such a nation as this? 5:30 A wonderful and
horrible thing is committed in the land; 5:31 The prophets prophesy
falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love
to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof? 6:1 O ye
children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of
Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in
Bethhaccerem: for evil appeareth out of the north, and great
destruction.

6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate
woman.

6:3 The shepherds with their flocks shall come unto her; they shall
pitch their tents against her round about; they shall feed every one
in his place.

 No.948

Dice rollRolled 10, 6, 8, 9, 7 = 40

>>947

Tekoa

That's about eating in your office.

 No.949

>>948

Shit! I did one by accident.

Line 06897

20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet
thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his
ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

20:18 And all the people saw the thunderings, and the lightnings, and
the noise of the trumpet, and the mountain smoking: and when the
people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.

20:19 And they said unto Moses, Speak thou with us, and we will hear:
but let not God speak with us, lest we die.

20:20 And Moses said unto the people, Fear not: for God is come to
prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye sin
not.

20:21 And the people stood afar off, and Moses drew near unto the
thick darkness where God was.

 No.951

How do you find those youtube videos, Terry?
You sometimes post videos that have 10 or 20 views only, so how do you find them?

 No.952

>>951
"cern,today"
"intel,today"
"elephants,today"
"torvalds,today"
"stallman,today"
"bill gates,today"
"kasparov,today"
"magnus carlsen,today"
"aircraft carrier,today"
"larry page,today"
"pope,today"
"knuth,today"

 No.955

>>952

"hawking,today"

 No.956

"degrasse tyson,today"
"carmack,today"

 No.957

>>952
What is your thought on richard stallman Terry? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOXkI4ZoZ9s

 No.964

>>957
Stallman's okay, I guess. Kinda like Mormon missionary, LOL.

 No.965

Dice rollRolled 10, 10, 3, 1, 8 = 32

>>964

Let's see what God says about Stallman.

 No.966

>>965

Line 00318

under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament:
and it was so.

1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.

1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together
unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of
the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding
seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is
in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after
his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after
his kind: and God saw that it was good.

 No.967

>>966

Dud

 No.968

Dice rollRolled 2, 2, 7, 10, 5 = 26

>>967

People thank Spielberg more than God at Oscars.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/02/20/oscars-speech-study-steven-spielberg-thanked-more-god?hootPostID=7aba2f844584faa51d09df0298734161

 No.969

>>968

Line 22705

13:11 And Manoah arose, and went after his wife, and came to the man,
and said unto him, Art thou the man that spakest unto the woman? And
he said, I am.

13:12 And Manoah said, Now let thy words come to pass. How shall we
order the child, and how shall we do unto him? 13:13 And the angel of
the LORD said unto Manoah, Of all that I said unto the woman let her
beware.

13:14 She may not eat of any thing that cometh of the vine, neither
let her drink wine or strong drink, nor eat any unclean thing: all
that I commanded her let her observe.

13:15 And Manoah said unto the angel of the LORD, I pray thee, let us
detain thee, until we shall have made ready a kid for thee.

13:16 And the angel of the LORD said unto Manoah, Though thou detain
me, I will not eat of thy bread: and if thou wilt offer a burnt
offering, thou must offer it unto the LORD. For Manoah knew not that
he was an angel of the LORD.

 No.970

>>969

Dud. Yikes.

 No.971

Dice rollRolled 4, 8, 10, 7, 1 = 30

>>970

God likes soap operas. God hates women who are afraid to have babies.

What about eunuchs? Happy little eunuchs?

 No.972

Dice rollRolled 2, 1, 6, 8, 2 = 19

>>971

Line 48071

40:11 Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O LORD: let thy
lovingkindness and thy truth continually preserve me.

40:12 For innumerable evils have compassed me about: mine iniquities
have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are
more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.

40:13 Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help
me.

40:14 Let them be ashamed and confounded together that seek after my
soul to destroy it; let them be driven backward and put to shame that
wish me evil.

40:15 Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto
me, Aha, aha.

40:16 Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: let
such as love thy salvation say continually, The LORD be magnified.

 No.973

Dice rollRolled 3, 6, 9, 5, 2 = 25

>>972

Accidentally rolled twice.

Line 21682

with ten thousand men at his feet: and Deborah went up with him.

4:11 Now Heber the Kenite, which was of the children of Hobab the
father in law of Moses, had severed himself from the Kenites, and
pitched his tent unto the plain of Zaanaim, which is by Kedesh.

4:12 And they shewed Sisera that Barak the son of Abinoam was gone up
to mount Tabor.

4:13 And Sisera gathered together all his chariots, even nine hundred
chariots of iron, and all the people that were with him, from
Harosheth of the Gentiles unto the river of Kishon.

4:14 And Deborah said unto Barak, Up; for this is the day in which the
LORD hath delivered Sisera into thine hand: is not the LORD gone out
before thee? So Barak went down from mount Tabor, and ten thousand men
after him.

 No.983

>>952
Where do you type that?

 No.990

>>983

You type into the YouTube prompt. I have the searches bookmarked.

 No.991

Dice rollRolled 4, 10, 1, 2, 5 = 22

>>971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VXEuHMfSCk

I paid the artist $3000 for 2 weeks, $20/hour. I did all the art, then my artist redid half of them, better, but put lots of penises.

I'm not two-faced.

 No.992

>>991

Line 40125

down the groves, and threw down the high places and the altars out of
all Judah and Benjamin, in Ephraim also and Manasseh, until they had
utterly destroyed them all. Then all the children of Israel returned,
every man to his possession, into their own cities.

31:2 And Hezekiah appointed the courses of the priests and the Levites
after their courses, every man according to his service, the priests
and Levites for burnt offerings and for peace offerings, to minister,
and to give thanks, and to praise in the gates of the tents of the
LORD.

31:3 He appointed also the king's portion of his substance for the
burnt offerings, to wit, for the morning and evening burnt offerings,
and the burnt offerings for the sabbaths, and for the new moons, and
for the set feasts, as it is written in the law of the LORD.

31:4 Moreover he commanded the people that dwelt in Jerusalem to give
the portion of the priests and the Levites, that they might be
encouraged in the law of the LORD.

 No.1022

>>990
It shows old videos for me, not only videos from today.


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