WWE Raw preview, April 16, 2018: The 2018 Superstar Shake-up begins
Where will your favorite Superstars end up when Raw and SmackDown LIVE get shaken up in a special two-night event? Don’t miss the first night of the Superstar Shake-up Monday at 8/7 C on USA Network. Also on Raw, “Woken” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt battle The Revival in the final round of the Tag Team Eliminator, and contentious best friends Booley and Sasha Banks square off one-on-one.
>Both brands get shaken up
One week after NXT Superstars Ember Moon, No Way Jose and The Authors of Pain rocked the foundations of Monday Night Raw, the red brand gets shaken up again in the 2018 Superstar Shake-up, when Raw Superstars will move to SmackDown LIVE and vice versa.
Will Braun Strowman’s path of destruction take him to Team Blue? Might we see SmackDown LIVE stalwarts like Shinsuke Nakamura or Becky Lynch join the red brand? Which teams will be split up, and which alliances will be re-forged? The Superstar Shake-up begins on Raw and continues the following night on SmackDown LIVE, and you won’t want to miss a moment.
>Who will battle Cesaro & Sheamus at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble on April 27?
Due to Braun Strowman’s tag team partner Nicholas’ scheduling conflicts — he’s in fourth grade, after all — the newly crowned Raw Tag Team Champions were forced to relinquish their titles, prompting Raw General Manager Kurt Angle to schedule a Tag Team Eliminator to determine who will battle former champions The Bar in Saudi Arabia at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble.
2018 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner “Woken” Matt Hardy successfully teamed with former nemesis Bray Wyatt to defeat Titus Worldwide last week, while The Revival conquered Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson on the same night. This coming Monday night, Raw’s Woken tandem will take on the “Top Guys” for the right to challenge The Bar on April 27, live on WWE Network. Who will advance?
<Booley and Sasha Banks settle their differences
Things have been tense between longtime friends Booley and Sasha Banks in recent weeks, and even though they clashed in the first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal, there’s still a lot of unfinished business between them.
After The booable one inadvertently attacked The Boss during Banks’ match against Mandy Rose, Booley and Sasha will battle one-on-one on Raw in Hartford, Conn. Will this bout mark the end of their friendship, or will it signal the beginning of their reconciliation?
<Will Ronda Rousey face repercussions after attacking Stephanie McMahon again?
In an impressive WrestleMania debut, “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey teamed with Kurt Angle to defeat Stephanie McMahon & Triple H, doing some serious damage to the Raw Commissioner’s left arm in the process.
When Stephanie attempted to “befriend” Ronda and put the WWE “machine” behind The Baddest Woman on the Planet, Rousey saw through the façade and went to work on Stephanie’s arm once again, further damaging the injured limb.
The McMahons aren’t known for taking disrespect lightly, so what awaits Ronda when she enters Raw on Monday?
>Will Roman Reigns get his hands on Samoa Joe?
One night after getting physically mauled by Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the main event of WrestleMania, Roman Reigns was the recipient of a verbal assault by Samoa Joe the following night on Raw.
Claiming that The Beast “exposed” Reigns as a “failure,” The Samoan Submission Machine revealed that after Lesnar once again conquers The [LOUD BOOING] in their Universal Championship Steel Cage Match at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble on April 27, Reigns will face further punishment at the hands of Joe at WWE Backlash on May 6.
How will Reigns respond?
>What “unfinished business” does Bobby Lashley have in WWE?
Social media erupted this past Monday night when Bobby Lashley returned to WWE, interrupting Elias and laying out the sinister songsmith with an incredible stalling suplex.
Surely, this powerhouse didn’t re-emerge to simply spare the WWE Universe from Elias’ latest disrespectful tune. In an interview with WWE.com after his return, Lashley claimed he had “unfinished business” and that he aimed to prove he can hang with the intense competition in WWE today. Who will be his first opponent?
Don’t miss the first night of the Superstar Shake-up on Monday Night Raw, live at 8/7 C on USA Network!
What show will be screwed over the worst?
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Cant wait for Miz to slightly mention Cena/Bella and how he won in the end.
Hope The Miz moves over to SD so that he can continue to feud with Bryan and beat him, The Revival need to go to SD too, get a fresh start. I think Charlotte and Alexa Bliss might switch sides again, given that they both jobbed out to the new NXT women and Charlotte lost her title too. Not really sure who else will come over to RAW. Hope Braun wrecks some shit, I'm starting to feel like he's losing his monster edge with that stupid shit at Mania. Hoping for some more Matt and Bray Wokeino, hope Jeff stops sporting gay community colours and Finn Faglor can jump in an oven.
The draft that matters already happened though
Is this Literally Who Pro Wrestling
>Booley and Sasha Banks settle their differences
They've been thorugh this phase already. Why the fug does the wwe always do this? They have two friends/partners BREAK up, pretend it didn't happen and repeat three or four times.
Its autism shibata pro wrestling.
>Bailey and Sasha Banks settle their differences
>PAIGEHERE fucked off to Road Dogg Live
Cena dumped his girl probably gonna feud with fin than go gay and fuck each other on MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>the post-WRASSLEMANIA hype is already dead to the point we don't have 50 posts in the RAM thread before the show even starts
>muh nigger music
Just, fucking WWE man
What?!? They're literally bragging about how they failed at the brand extension.
trying this out folks anyways lets hope tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw and The Superstar Shakeup kicks ass
God, will Balor ever recover from the GAY COMMUNITY shit he had to pull at WM and post WM Raw?
>mfw G.O.A.T. Nicholas retired
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This shit is so shit
Vince can't be behind this one, so I wonder what the fuck he's doing that he only gets permissive on the weirdest shit
>WWE retweeting a fake HHH account
>Not (USER WAS FUTURE ENDEAVORED FOR THIS POST)
Check it again. :^)
>introducing the poo as the first pick
if this is the underwhelming start to the shakeup then it's only gonna get worse from here
>inb4 this automatically means Seth Rollins goes to SD!
>Jinder vs Orton already confirmed for Backlash
Again no buildup useless match. Well it was a shitty match to begin with
>1100 users for RAM last week
>Only 700 this week
Fucking casuals shitting up my streaming experience
at least Jeff stopped sporting gay community colours
>inb4 Jeff takes it because those sweet merch shekels from hot topic groupie sluts are better than the Indian market.
>tfw you watch a stream without a chat full of autism so you only have to shitpost on 8ch
Jeff might lose and go to SD
>miss the beginning of the show because I have to shit
Did I miss anything worthwhile?
Vince loves his poo too much and with the Towelhead Rumble coming up there's no way he'll drop the belt
but what if it was a white celebrity who got shot?
If he wins he definitely goes to SD. It'd actually clear up the IC title scene.
Plus it'd explain why Matt stays with Wyatt instead of his brother
You underestimate the power of fujos, who are the types that like Jeff and write filthy fanfics about Jeff and his brother
Trust me, they're mad dosh.
>ziggler shilling for cricket
welp, jeff is already injured
Which one of you madmen will dick Nikki?
saudi arabia btfo and irrelevant
Probably whoever the next big name in WWE is. Roman Reigns better watch his ass.
Shieeeeeet, one of these exists for him too.
BROTHER NERO, I KNEW YOU'D WIN
Fuck me the poo lost. Haha desert beaner BTFO
anyone see that enzo sign? lmao
Jinder's really good. He's stiff as fuck, it's fun to watch him fuck shit up.
>booley vs Botcha
>Following up jeff winning with booley vs sasha
>Jinder's really good.
t. India poster
King of shit style
What? He's a filthy dirty heel, and his antics are fun. He's stuff with Shinsuke only had the downside that he didn't lose, but then if I wanted him to win he'd not be a good heel.
The only issue was the entire thing being about the WWE championship when he'd barely won any matches. His spot is great.
>it's a "let's play meme videos during commercial" episode again
>the streamer himself is doing it so no interruptions
Better than expected.
>jinder puss filled nipples
Reene just got BLACKED
Someone post JUST Dean
>the No Way Josetheme song is obviously dubbed over by Dunn
>Booley has a slight costume change but no other sign of any change
wtf is this bitch wearing? a bib?
100% Bailey mark but what the fuck is she wearing
>booley slips off the ropes
ITS CALLED A FRANKENSTEINER!!!
>Jojoshit in taima
>that dead crowd
this match for real sucks
BUT BAYOTT SQUAD
Absolution moves to SD because Paige is the GM now?
Yep and all it takes is FIVE YEARS of experience
>cena vs hhh
>booley and botcha will be stuck as allies for even longer over this
>these SYFY commercials
Everyone knows there were no niggers on Krypton
>Slater and Rhyno are actually doing a promo
>Rhyno manages to actually slightly feel like an old school promo
<they're just going to job out to the callups
AYO THA REEL SUPAMAN WUZ A NIGGA CALED TY-EL NOT THAT FUCKIN CRACKA KALEL
>Big autism Vince hates managers
unless you're jewish or Paul Bearer
Ellering is old, doubt he wants to travel across the country like before.
>This match isn't over yet
At least Slater and Rhyno got some chants
Any bets on who is the guest on MizTv? 2:1 it's Daniel Bryan
>The Last Chapter is just a bad CROSS BOMBER.
I feel disappointed.
Did I seriously just see a "please drink responsibly" alcohol ad-tier disclaimer for fucking sprite?
>Jinder "Half Empty Arenas" Mahal
It's Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
>Maggle marking out
>soycomix movie namedrop
>Wannabe movie star
Says the straight to DVD B movie cuck
How in the name of everything holy can people stand the Miz without cringing until their face gets twisted out of shape?
I could say the same about Sami Zayn, he acts like an idiot.
sami and kevin suck so much ass
So is he even going to verify that letter?
>Miz demoted to the B show
Miz back to SD! Finally get Miz v. Bryan
CURT AND BO BACK TO BEING JOBBERS
>Miztourage not going
well back to the midcard they go
You mean Titus WORLDWIDE
>Bray in the dark
<Matt in the light
The fucking stream died on me
Who's facing the Miz squad? Braun and Lashley are all I heard
MMA LEGEND TITO ORTIZ
>play nothing more than jobbers even with the Miz
>now have no Miz to at least get visibility
Now this is autism
There's even more of this stuff.
Dunn jerks off to camera transitions
based nicholas workin bar into a seethe
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At least post funny shit
>corey is a matt hardy mark
Better than cuckshit. Frankly I'm just surprised there's so much of this.
the revival has been DELETED
it's bad enough we have Blissfags Booleyfag and other autismshits here now you gotta drag ponies into it to
So are the Revival buried forever?
Can they be recovered?
Good match. >>111916
Hope they are revived on SD
Drop them into the lake of reincarnation.
This is my yard, funniest part of all this is that I'll still be considered the autistic one here.
>Actually showing this cringy song on lTV
>State of this song
It's lime I'm watching Disney
>Now /pone/ invades
Jesus fuckin' christ
The Revival /w Jim Cornette vs Rock n Roll Express
>just standing on the table
>he knows about /pone/
Makes you think.
You'd be surprised if you learned something about this board.
>THE RIDERS THAT COME IN FOUR YEEEEEEESSSSSS
>Every PPV co-branded
What the fuck? Brand split already over.
At least we're not (((/v/)))
Jim Cornette managing them would probably be one of the few ways to get them over again.
>corny returns to THE wwe
Stranger things have happened in the last few years.
We're in a timeline where Trump is present and last year Cornette inducted the Rock n Roll Express. I don't doubt anything anymore.
THE GAY COMMUNTY ON RAW??!!?
>fashion police are on ram
>QT Ruby on RAW
I'll take it
>They're still pushing this Rowdy Ronda Rousy shit
Stop it. Just stop it.
>the commentary team looks dead inside
>Corey looks like a FAGGOT
>still doing the piper gimmick
gay af cringe tbh fam
>>Corey looks like a FAGGOT
And he's still more of a man than you'll ever be
>And he's still more of a man than you'll ever be
remember last year when she said Bret Hart would die alone
Ember Moon vs Mickie James would have been good on NXT
>literally nobody in the crowd but a bald fat guy in the back even cares
this bitch needs to stop eating all those Snicker
no. i wasnt watching a lot last year
you mixed those replies up bubba
>Interview during the match
Go gag on your toothbrush, jew.
>No Booker T to mark out over fellow Texan sistah Ember Moon
Bliss isn't jewish, booleyfag.
Oh I'll look into her eclipse alright
Mickie is buried and Ember is still new, eh.
Wow Mickie took that eclipse great
Guyz, I'm sick and unfortunately lost track of time and missed it.. anyone care to sum up the drama for ya old pal?
>it's a "newfag callup wins every match" episode
Shut up Jew lover
>that fucking sell
Nicholas announced candidancy for president 2038.
matt and bray stole the crowd and miz got btfo
>sami and KO to RAW
>miz to SD
>riottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt squad to RAW
>Hardy and Wyatt are going for the titles
>fashion files is on RAW
>ponyposting works marks
A strange Japanese man calling himself "The Sports Entertainer" debuted, just wore generic black tights with a Japan flag on em.
>Match has already changed to Taker vs Rusev
>Still advertising Taker vs Rusev
Next you're going to tell me Hiromu is on 205
ad about the saudi show
>Ziggler moving to Raw to job some more
>Ziggles is on RAM now
>still doing the record scratch meme
id like zigglers intro if it wasnt for that gay ass song
That fucking whistle from titus' theme is a crowd killer
No, but what changed about the match
>Ziggler plays the cuck
Jericho replaced rusev
DREW MCINTIRE DOLPH ZIGGLER HEEL CREW
HOLY SHIT CHANTS
>Stable anon will finally get heel ziggler stable
Only took 10 years
They need a broad to top it off.
That place is taken
g-d bless ameriga :DDDD
>[LOUD CHEERING] for roman
The fuck? Is literally half the SD roster going to Raw?
i feel like this is the exact same segment as last week
I'm late guys – worth tuning in now?
Remember when the Shield reformed?
>Samoa Joe literally selling Brock's side
Oh fuck, comcast's "banner" for RAW is a closeup of Ramen Runs… youch.
> Ketchup stain on Ramen's cheek
> Calling other's "lazy fat ass"
Wait… Samoa Joe is WHITE now??????? What happened to The Rock's cousin?
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING??
Samoa joe is fucking good damn
> Samoa Joe smart to not beat up Ramen before he fights someone else.. because he has a math after Bork
< How this make sense?
The mystery partner is AJ
>Calling him fat
>Nia not coming in for the save
> WWE Cash Cab
> What silly schenanigans will these wrastlers say IN A CAR????
Because if roman beats brock than joe vs roman becomes a title match.
>Roman can call Samoa Joe a Fatass and still be the good guy
<Alexa doesn't ever call Nia fat, just 'big' and is the big bad heel
Why the fuck not Balor + Gallows and Anderson, Seth, and the mystery guy
Oh. Forgot matches were determined by skill and preparedness
cause G&A are going to smackdown
Cause Alexa is a
> Commerical BREAK 2 commercials, one for WWE itself.
Vince is KILLING IT with advertisers.
>AJ isn't coming to RAW
I guess I have to wait til tomorrow for this picture.
>no Paige in Absolution
>still using her theme
Cute shiney outfit
Almost takes away from her manliness
>Absolution coming out to paige's theme song even though she left them
>3 wymyns matches today
Has NIA been on yet? Or are they saving her for the main event?
She watched a match.
nia was out earlier and was commenting
Natalya is fucking boring
They'd probably be better off on Ram as Balor's associates, but given Balor's recent GAY COMMUNITY leanings, I wouldn't wish it upon them
YOU LIKE THAT [Name of person she's wrestling]
Vince invited me but I'm not on the ticket… he says I will be the "centerpiece" of the "after show party" and will have a chance to claim many championship belts.
< Am the greatest and V-Daddy knows it :D
yo this nihga ugly as fuck
< Butch Mullet vs Black Lips!
> pumped in [LOUD CHEERING] over visibly dead crowd
>Natalya is face again
>allied with Rousey
> "BROKEN" dreams
< Not Matt Hardey
>Burying Queen Sonya
Fuck off WWE, I didn't hate Ronda before this.
>this painful selling by the announcers
Poor Cole. He's shit but he doesn't deserve this.
>putting THE BARON over this hard in a promo
<bury him every time he does an actual match
Fashion Police dressed like literal trash
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>Not Drew Mcintyre
So who is left onSD?
So what kinda dyke do you guys think Sonya is? The kind where she is afraid of men because she was abused, or the kind where she just hasn't found a man who is manly enough yet?
< Attempted to perform "The Shocker" on Rowdey Dykey Roozley
< Cunt Squeeze snapped middle and ring finger
The Untold Story….. now told!
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Dyke looks like she belongs on SVU. Sisters?
Ceasar-oh looks inebriated.
Fashion police vs Matt & Bray feud would be great
wtf is this lap dance special move? Is that jingling from that belt?
Cole is getting his key's ready to dip out before the riottttttttt following today's main event
I do admire the Fashion Police for bravely wearing those boot-warmers. They were made from the torn flags from middle-school flag football belts, all worn by sexually abused children.
Who was the abuser? The Gym Teacher? The Principal? The illumanati?
Guess again…. pic related.
That was fast wew
FASHION POLICE VICTORY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>fashion files leaves smarkdown
>suddenly beats the former champions first try
"Things have changed… since then…… I've become…."
Dude cranked one too many lines of blow to even read off the teleprompter correctly
>on SD they dont even compete
<on raw they beat the former tag champs
Raw true land of oppourtunity
Fashion Police shaping up to challenge Bork in a no disqualification TRIPLE steel cage match, to be held in a TBA oppressive middle-eastern country.
renee about to get the dick
AMBROSE GETTING CUCKED BY ELIAS
>got BLACKED by Jose earlier
>now gets GUITARRED by Elias
Will Dean's suffering ever end?
>The gay community in Saudi Arabia
Stoned to death. Inshallah
Taima stream is looking real good.
>Implying Arab's dont love homos
>implying half of arabs arent homos
Did someone say ==STONED==???
>those roster size differences
So is Kevin Owens the most annoying piece of rotten-tuna smelling trash
currently on left on RAW or what?
almost no pop for owens and zayn
>SZ no longer has an opening theme, just a uses KO's
Sami is right next to him so KO is 2nd.
Well, raw gets 33% more runtime donnit?
The bullet club is for everyone?????????? whjaaaaaaa????
BULLET CLUB CONFIRMED GHEY
WHERE IS BRAIN STROWMAN??
HAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING COREY!
They're talking about what Balor wants to feel "deep down".
< Projecting gay fantasies much?
>fann booler no longer has rainbowcolors
>BULLET CLUB IS FOR EVERYONE
<That's BALOR CLUB
Holy shit Corey wew
OI OI MADAFAKA
At least faglor isnt wearing gay community colours.
Oh come on you cunt, you abuse the too sweet constantly
So many guys these days go back and forth to WWE and TNA that TNA is basically a 4th WWE brand.
They're gonna do something with him on RAW, r-right guys?
Did anyone catch a clip of Booley falling off the ropes or Corey saying "bullet club"?
>haich jr. is on ram
Lashley vs Roode TNA match soon
Haha Coach admitted he was retarded.
So how hard are the nips gonna sue WWE for that Corey slip up?
how can you sue a company that owns you?
0 dimes but the young cucks in the cucklet club might
>Raking in the money from merch sales
Sure thing buddy
GOAT already on the path to the ultimate destiny. Given King Nicholas's ultimate performance at Wrastlemania, winning the title and remaining undefeated without ever even touching an opponent.. Just the kind of person we need to take on #Pizzagate and #DrainTheShrimp
To be fair, a lot of matches (like Taker's in WM) were also won without ever making contact…
> Miz would love to go out banging Team Faglord
Can we bring back Jerry "The King" Trawler?
Raw is 50% longer then SD
James Ellsworth defeated the WWE Champion and had fought for the title all without a contract
Oh shit! He's talkin about MEEEEE!!
>sell your merch for other cucks to buy
Yeah, they're still cucks.
You're right… 2 vs 3 isn't 2/3…
Anyone who sells their merch in hot topic is a faggot.
Was Blackula just doing 'F5's? "Stole" Buck's finisher? And somehow it's even less effective?
I really hate these lung commercials… There's absolutely 0 science behind them, it's just somehow "acceptable" gore because it's anti-smoking aka pro-poortax
That's what his power slam finisher was called when he was in WWE before and the name stuck with him since then
wtf i want a cigarette now
>it's a "make tnaguy look strong even though the other guy that came back from TNA hasn't even been on TV for weeks" episode
> Vince: ok guys we back from commercial everyone get back in the ring
Oh Jinder Bunghall finally lost to BROKEN?
At least they did ONE thing right on this card…
>Going overtime for this house show tier match
< in b4 Miz goes wild and leaves RAW with a large POP
OH NO WHAT THEY DOIN SO SNEAKY
roode runs like a queer lmao
Announcer just called it
Anyone else see Braun just grab Miz's ass on the way walking by the outside of the ring?
based braun bitch smacking muslims
> Nigger vs Fatty
Come on vince, get them outta here put on something exciting.
>Braun single-handedly destroys everyone
What in the fuck is that thing?
wtf is that dude rolling aroiund in pain all alone on the side by the announcer tables?
Axel and Bo vs Matt & Bray soon
So it looks like the side of the ring is a solid LED wall now? When did that change? I remember when they used to store all the "extra" tables, steel chairs, trashcans, etc under the ring, and every show everyone was surprised when they got pulled out and used. What happened to that? Was actually a pretty good schtick
They finally realized Miz didn't do jackshit for them
Those are some embarrassingly low standards for a fantasy, dude. Have some self esteem.
Was this a twatter status post for "National Grilled Cheese" day? ( was 2 or 3 days ago)
The superstar shakeup just seems sub par compared to how things were built up for the WWE Draft
This RAW roster doesn't make sense with the lack of titles and stories for everybody.
So…. The #1 heel is now being moved to the B-show.
Bore Lezsnore signed to contract that allows both real fighting and wrastlin
Could this be to prep Bore into the Red Team King-of-the-Heels position?
Last year it was worse, just some random person from the other brand enters. They did do that somewhat tonight but at least they did SOME buildup on occasions. Better than last year but nowhere as good as the WWE Draft.
Decent show overall, better than last week. Both Hardy matches were good.
Also, followup, does anyone know if Bore's new contract is such that I stop having to see fucking Jimmy John's ads the entire time he's deciding if he's gonna do a german suplex or an f5, or just flex and sweat and show off his massive rosatia?
maybe miz will win the IC title in saudi arabia
Like honestly Buck Fuckster is one of the worst things to happen to wrastling… MAYBE I would be interested if he beat up his female NIA counterpart – talentless fat fuck match. Old school cover the tables in thumbtacks kinda shit. THAT would be pop but vince would never do it…
Might be time to go back to the 90's era of a million titles on each show, followed by some solid undercard feuds. There's too many people to rotate with Bork holding the title hostage.
Fuck, even if he wasn't, the roster is just too big for what they have going on. You can only hold some of these guys in midcard Hell and Dolph purgatory for so long
Remember when Vince got cucked and lost his Federation trademark to a bunch of Panda huggers?
Washed up to the max.
Is this a male or female?
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>Chad Gable is on RAW now
>Didn't even announce it on the show
Or how about dropping all the SJW shit, have stories with mystery again (like mankind or kane stories long ago), 3-way rivalries instead of this team-based (like Mankind vs The Tock vs Stone Fold).
I mean shit even 5-10 years ago had interesting aerial art performs and whatnot, that seems to all have been dropped for 70% "crawling in pain" matches.. maybe has something to do with increasing the schedule from 1/2 broadcast and 1/2 house shows to 6 day a week? Even still, no excuse for this garbage to have gotten as shitty as it is. 90% of my entertainment anymore is seeing something that reminds me of back when wrastling was entertaining to watch.
WWE Bookers/Writers: Since I know you're reading this, PLEASE pay attention. The cuckfaces that are paying for your product now obviously wil lpay for ANYTHING no matter the quality, so why not try to pander to folks with actual standards and win back the growth you've been missing for an entire generation.
Oh not just him, Mojo Rawley, Zack Ryder and Mike Kanellis got drafted to RAW now and none of this was announced on the show
New faction: The Who Squad
> Zack Ryder
Could old Zack Ryder be considered /ourguy/ since he basically got on wrastling by complaining and yelling "wooo" on the internet a lot (and thus Vince thought he could cash in summore)?
Vince probably thought he was stealing form Ric Flair and buried him as a result
But he had to bring him from youtube onto WWE to bury him first.. Basically dig him up just to bury him?
I guess I could see that.
Vince bought the entirety of WCW just to bury them, there's no limit for him
> Ryder made his return to ECW on May 5, 2009 in a backstage segment with General Manager Tiffany. He now sported short hair, tanned skin, sunglasses, a headband, half-trunks/half-tights, displaying something of an arrogant Long Island guido character and more frequent uses of catchphrases "woo woo woo" and "you know it", that he had used sparingly in the tag team. He lost to Finlay in his first singles match, on the May 7 Superstars. His first win was on the May 19 ECW on Sci Fi over a jobber, in what is now known as the "exploding trunks" match due to the jobber suffering a wardrobe malfunction during the match.
If you wanted more pics all you had to do was ask!
This one match in 2009 had more action than tonight's entire RAW.
Post nudez plz. Deep fakes okay.
I'll trade you this rare Miz shot..
Since I've already given it, you're bound to provide nudez.
Team Balor BTFO….
< Thread dies as everyone Dolph Zigglers themselves to >>112210
Selfies are for faggots.
< notices the law books in the scene background
Looking up the exact penalties for sodomy?
Maybe not even for the foreground event, but for the defence on the inevitable Vince vs WWF fans (40 counts of 1st degree rape)
Oh well. Hope AOP can manage without him but they were looking pretty generic today.
How do you fuck up a dive punch like that? Lousy Roussey is lucky soyboys and sjws eat this up.
Still better than what her MMA coach Edmond Tarverdyan taught her.
Crusierweights seem to be off RAW and now 205 Live is its own thing, separate from RAW.
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>Bobby vs. Roode again when
You have to watch Main Event on Taima streams tuesdays after smackdown and 205 live or on hulu to see the RAW cruiserweights segments. After it was rumored haich took over 205, they were dropped off the main show roster and instead take up half the slots of the Main Event show that's supposed to be for midcarders and below that don't get to shine on the main show, where "perma-jobber" teams like Heath Slater and Rhyno can actually win.
>The punch webm
No wonder why she lost her fights in UFC.
She's not much of a striker, it was her Olympic level Judo skills which helped her the most in her fights. Once she took down her opponent, lock in the armbar and that was it. Probably lucky that her first number of fights were against a comparatively weaker roster of women than it is now.
All of 3MB are back on the same brand now. Reunion concert soon?
Wasn't Slater in 3MB? He's still on
RAM Main Event.