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File: 1413538814595.jpeg (332.99 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, vikings_s2_triangle_652.jpeg)

 No.112

Only a few months to go until season 3 begins!

Let's talk about this absolutely based show ITT.

 No.122

I've watched the first season. The show isn't 100% accurate of our old traditions, but it is spreading awareness of them at least.

 No.127

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>>122
Indeed

 No.157

I think the scene where Ragnar invites his slave to sleep with his wife, probably wouldn't have occurred.

 No.160

Isn't the girl on the right played by a Jewish actress? Not that I care (I don't watch television), but I find it a bit ironic.

 No.164

>>160
>Isn't the girl on the right played by a Jewish actress?

Are you talking about your right or Ragnar's right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katheryn_Winnick#Early_life
>Winnick was born in Etobicoke, Ontario and is of Ukrainian descent.[3] She spoke Ukrainian as her first language and did not begin speaking English until she was eight years old.[1][4] She began training in martial arts at age seven, and obtained her first black belt at 13.[5] By age 21, she had started three martial arts schools.[5]

 No.166

>>164
I was talking about the girl on my right because that's how I remembered it, but it turns out it's the one on his right.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0319698/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

>Is Jewish on her father's side and married in a traditional Jewish wedding.

 No.168

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>>166
She isn't even in the photo.

 No.173

>>168
She's the woman on the left

 No.175


 No.176

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 No.177

>>175
All white people look the same. Anyway there's a Jewish actress in the show.

 No.178

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>>177
>All white people look the same.

 No.179

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>>177
>All white people look the same.

 No.180

>>178
>>179
Dude, it was just a joke. Are you from Germany?

 No.182

>>180
No, I'm from Britain. Are you from Israel?

 No.184

This show is anal, and I stoped watching. "Oh, I'm going to kill the blacksmith for making an anchor"… bullshit.

 No.221

>>178
>>179

I don't know what's more hilarious, that you basically cherry pick black women that happen to look the same, or that you unironically use the term "cultural marxism".

Bet your idea of reliable science is Jung.

 No.226

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>>221
Please go back to reddit.

 No.347

>>221
All negresses are black hair and black skin… how can they look any different?

 No.546

File: 1414267785019.webm (2.04 MB, 720x404, 180:101, clearly-pagan.webm)

I've been watching season 2. I'm half way through. It's the typical Hollywood blood and gore, without much intellectual stimulation. Although I liked this scene from episode 6.

 No.547

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 No.548

File: 1414268733365.webm (7.12 MB, 720x404, 180:101, the-most-beautiful-breast….webm)

>>547
And now here's the gore.

 No.563

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>>546
>>547
>>548
Noice, first time i saw a webm with an audio track in it

I agree that it sometimes borders on soap opera-tier shit, for example with that ugly bitch who keeps orbiting and manipulating Rollo, and then there's also the problematic and unrealistic portrayal of Jarls as semi-dictatorial and unelected tyrants who ruled over their "subjects", a notion of power which only came to scandinavia with the spread of christianity.

But ya… You have to take what's available i guess. Right now there's nothing which can compare to this series so i'll just keep watching it, lel

 No.582

Episode 7 was fairly gruesome, with the blood eagle sacrifice. There isn't much evidence of it happening very often or at all. But that doesn't stop the Hollywood directors from making a torture porn show from our culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle
>The victims had to suffer in silence if they wanted to reach Valhalla. One scream and they were condemned to never feast with the gods.[citation needed]
>[citation needed]

>The historicity of the practice is disputed. Some take it as historical evidence of atrocities fueled by pagan hatred of Christianity. Others take it as fiction: heroic Icelandic sagas, skaldic poetry and inaccurate translations.


>"They caused the bloody eagle to be carved on the back of Ælla, and they cut away all of the ribs from the spine, and then they ripped out his lungs."[citation needed]

>[citation needed]

 No.677

>>176
by the gods she is literally the perfect woman

 No.695

>>548
le slain /b/-tard webm

 No.879

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Trailer for the third season looks pretty fucking great if you ask me, though i hope they don't go overboard with the tryhard-grimdark stuff in regards to Floki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGLqpxJ2VE

 No.967

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>Mfw this is from Gaston Besson's jewbook feed
>Mfw he watches vikings too

Now i can't get this image of Azov fighters watching this during their ceasefire out of mah head

May our heathen comrades suceed against Putin's bolshevists

 No.973

compared to most of what emerges from hollywood's asshole when it attempts a production from germanic mythology, this show is incredible.

yeah, there are some flaws, but i don't know anyone who's all that butthurt about them. i mean… compare it to marvel's horrific garbage with a black baldr and a female thor.

 No.1011

>>973
Its actually heimdall whos black, which almost seems like a joke considering heimdall is "the white god" who created the various races, with blacks at the bottom and aryans at the top

 No.1018

>>112

This? Based?

It's juden-infected shit

 No.1065

>>1011

yes, you are right. i am sorry for the mistake.

 No.1088

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>>1018
>MFW you don't understand that there's Juden influencing every show, song, or play that's being produced.
>MFW you don't understand that we're merely comparing this to what one would ordinarily expect from der ewige.

 No.1116

The gothi being depicted as black-lipstick wearing grim reapers is stupid as well

 No.2073

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New season soon, fellow asatruar

 No.2321

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Siege of Paris soon, fellow asatruar.

>ibtimes.com/vikings-season-3-spoilers-new-promo-video-shows-ragnar-getting-stabbed-during-battle-1785196

 No.2340

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>>112
Digging the show, however the Uppsala bacchanalian orgy was a bit much, my understanding was they were fairly strictly monogamous, at least amongst free people.

I mean shagging a thrall was likely not controversial but allowing other freemen to have their way with your wife so you end up raising bastards.

Perhaps I am misremembering, season one was some time ago.

 No.2581


 No.2652

>>112
>based

This show is mediocre at best and is historically cringe-inducing.

 No.2663

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Northmen - A Viking Saga (2014)

was ok

 No.2666

>>2663
I saw the poster of this one on the main page of SolarM

not sure if worth watching, i guess i'll give it a go

 No.2667

>>2663
Also this rather belongs into the pagan movie thread but whatevs

 No.2693

>>178
Are you sure the eyes on the left aren't just the same person with eye contacts/photoshop color correction?

 No.2695

>>221
Yes, go back to Reddit and back to school.

Of course, you'll just be going back to the Frankfurt school…

 No.2696

>>2340
It seems to me that the offers of cuckoldery, if accepted, were more a matter of testing loyalty. If you accepted the offer, you were killed.

 No.2721

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>Tfw actually less than 30 days to go

Maybe i'll start re-watching the first two seasons or some token episodes again in the meantime

 No.3362

Looks like this was ghost-bumped or something

 No.3382

>actually watching some bullshit series
Haha i watch vikings im so pagan lol :D:D:DDD

 No.3388

>>3382
Might not be historically accurate or even accurate to our faith and customs but eh its something. I rather watch this than any other of the filth that is played on tv.

 No.3391

>>3382
All television is degenerate. If asatru ever makes it big, it should put a taboo on TV.

 No.3392

>>3391
That's a a fairly silly statement.

 No.3399

>>3392
I stand by it. TV is cancer.

 No.3411

>>2340
The entire show is meant to undermine the noble nine and make them appear without honour and hypocritic.

 No.3412

>>3399
Agreed, absolute shit. Nothing of value can be gleaned from it.

 No.3413

>>3391
Agreed, TV is run by Jews, if you dont think this show is riddled with Jewish influence then youre a moron

I bet this next season will have Ragnars wife going to North Africa and buying a slave, then shes gonna feel empowered and white guilt and let him fuck her while Ragnar is made to watch

 No.3438

>>3413
There was one viking guy who actually went to northern africa i think, but it wasn't Ragnar and i think the whole region was a caliphate back then in the 9th century, which means that most of the people would've been mohammedan and not of negroe racial extraction, much less be allowed to live among viking society

Still i was pissed off when i watched that one viking jewlywood movie from the 1950's and they shoehorned that deaf/mute nigger in for no reason, but then again i think that movie was produced by jews too

 No.3585

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SE03E01 already aired in burgerland i think, but it's not available on solarmovie yet. I'll let you goys know when it is.

 No.3587

>>3585

It did.

Spoilers:
There's a scene with some dudes quoting the Havamal, and a minor subplot about rising tensions between Christians and Heathens, but at best it was a lackluster season opener. They are spending enough time on Ivar that I think we can expect to see him with the Great Heathen Army as an adult if the show makes it another couple of seasons, but given the disappointments like the number of female fighters they are casting, I don't know if I would want to watch it that far into the direction it's been heading.

 No.3590

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What's the fucking deal with these horrible and historically highly inaccurate SJW-tier punktard libfag haircuts on the "female shieldmaidens"? They weren't there in the previous seasons and now they're pushing this revisionist bullshit all of a sudden. The ancient norse didn't know of such degenerate 21st century haircuts, this is historically and culturally verified.

 No.3591

>>3590
Also
>women
>physically fit to fight
Just because they're buried with a sword doesn't mean these women charged into the melee with the men because "we can be stronk too". A culture that sends its fertile women to die in battle doesn't last long.

 No.3633

Yeah that woman who is like strong and empowered or whatever the fuck, that bjorn is fucking, she is the most annoying character in the show and her punk haircut made me vomit in my mouth.

 No.3636

I thought it was gonna be really good to have another female and specially a wife for Bjorn and maybe try a show a bit more of the common woman and they go ahead and start making her into some kind of feminist bitch and in this season they closed the deal with some punk ass haircut and her going raiding.

 No.3640

>>3590
>>3590
They overplay the shield maiden thing alot, even making it like theres a whole regiment of girls that train since they were 14 to fight.

Thats bullshit heaped on top of bullshit

 No.3783

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Bump bcuz new episode today and shit

 No.3790

WARNING: CHRISTIANIZATION POWER LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL THRESHOLD.

 No.3793

>>3790
>Be on ZOGbook
>See history channel posting about Ragnar and his possible conversion
>See hundreds of fags getting all wet in their pants that Ragnar might convert to christianity
>Feel severally disgusted and set those fags right
>Much butthurt across the board with christianfags.

 No.3829

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>>3640
>Watch the most recent episode
>Bjorn's loudmouthed cunty woman gets BTFO
>mfw

 No.3832

>>3829
It actually showed well why women would suck in battle. That dude was literally overpowering her.

 No.3834

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>DUDE FREYA WAS TRANSGENDER LMAO

Fuck the jewish writers so much

Holy fucking shit

Just fuck them

 No.3839

>>3834
Freyja is the goddess of fertility, and Frey is the god of prosperity. Obviously the writers don't understand mythology much, but Frey and Freyja would have been worshiped in the same festivals. This is probably where they got it from.
>two names of two different gods sound very similar
>lol they're just the same

 No.3851

I am very irritated with the amount of cucking going on in this show. First Earl Haraldson gets cucked then Rollo now Ragnar is going to get cucked. This is would not have been allowed in Viking (Norse) society.

Also fucking Lagertha allowing that woman to go unpunshied when her husband accused her of cheating (hurr it was the god Heimdal because he called himself Rig). By that logic it would have been perfectly acceptable for me to fuck other's men's wives as long as I told them my name was Rig. This is probably why in reality they never let women rule in Norse society.

 No.3854

>>3851
>Ragnarr leaves his wife in charge
>she starts empowering the women in the village
>plague kills half the population including her own daughter

the gods are being quite clear

 No.3855

Yeah I'm gonna stop watching this Jew pedaled drivel. The fight Scenes are crap, all the cultural and religious shit is made up and just makes them look like primitive idiots. The cuckolding, the religious pluralism in a time period when it wasn't a thing and with Ragnar who was never christian. The Dual wielding (which is the best style of combat for killing yourself) the leather armor which no one wore, no vikings ever wear helmets or mail in the show either. They turned the blot into some shroom consuming woodstock, they made the priests into weird tatoos and seers retarded undead. They constantly have some anti-saturation filter to make it look literally like a Dark Age. They make every female character insufferable. I could probably go on more, but that's enough from me.

 No.4118

>>3855
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that Rollo's axe is too short to be a dane axe and too long to be just a regular farming axe (which most vikings fought with). Like it has the advantages of neither weapon.

>Short axe can be paired with a shield and is fast

>Dane Axe has reach and can splinter shields
>Rollo's axe can do neither.

 No.4168

I liked season 1 & 2 but haven't begun watching the 3rd one yet. My biggest gripe in season 2 was the fact that there is a character that is obviously supposed to be named Þórunn or Thorunn but they fucked it up and called her Porunn. Þ and P are in no way similar.

 No.4184

>>4118

It's like .40 S&W, in axe form.

 No.4195

File: 1426244712168.jpg (7.44 KB, 162x255, 54:85, 1419360264480.jpg)

Let's keep a running tally of the cucks thus far, shall we?

>Rollo

Cucked by Siggi multiple times
>Aethelwulf
Cucked by Athelstan+Judith
>Ragnar
Cucked by Lagertha
Cucked by Aslaug last episode (because…reasons)

Nothing to see here…

 No.4196

>>4195
Forgot to add Earl Haraldson

 No.4202

>>4195
>Ragnar cucked by Lagertha
When was this? Ragnar cheated on Lagertha, not vice versa unless my memory is seriously going full retard.

 No.4207

>>4202
nvm that wasn't a thing

 No.4209

>>112
So was Harbard supposed to be Odin or what? Odin does go by that name in the "Lay of Harbard" also Odin is known as a wanderer and Harbard refers to himself as such in the show. And he had powers… What was his purpose in cucking Ragnar though? Is Floki right when he said "The gods are angry".

 No.4220

>>4195
Lel

>>4209
I hope so, the last thing this show needs is more pandering towards judeo-christianity. I hope they took down Björn's wife from that high horse of hers too now that she's scarred for life

 No.4245

So who is Harbard actually?

 No.4259

>>4209
I bet on Odin - magic powers, his presence was mostly beneficial, Harbard is a known byname of Odin. Harbard's bastard son also became the Grand Duke of Kiev, I remember him saying - impressive stuff for a fatherless bastard, but makes more sense in light of the luck that might follow a son of Odin. If Ragnar really is descended from Odin as he claims, then Ivarr, Sigurd, Hubbe and Hvitserk are also descendants of Odin. It makes sense Odin wanted to protect his descendants (maybe we'll see Ivarr's legs heal since his encounters with The Wanderer?). As for why he cucked Ragnar, maybe he is indeed angry with Ragnar. Maybe he feels Ragnar has no right to be mad about Aslaug doing to him what he did to Lagertha. Maybe he just enjoys that Queenly poon.

Saw an interesting idea somewhere that the two boys drowning before died so that Hubbe and Hvitserk didn't have to, a sacrifice on their behalf (by Harbard/Odin?) made to "cheat their fates".

 No.4288

>>4209
>>4245
>>4259
disregarding the show, because its fucking stupid, I've heard some scholarly theories that Harbard may actually be Loki imitating Odin in order to sow dissent between the Gods, but Im not sure if theres really any evidence to this other than speculation. Loki and Odin would both fit the character, but it seems odd that Odin would just go out of his way to troll his son like a dick

 No.4347

Floki is always right.

 No.4357

They're pushing the "shieldmaiden" bullshit even harder than in the previous episode now, they even portray them as having their own raid ship full of "shieldmaiden" carrying swords and rowing the boat. What the fuck, really.

 No.4363

>>4357
Women would have been incapable of rowing a fucking boat. They do not have the upper body strength. That boat in reality would have been like a week late to a raid lolz

 No.4380

>>4363
Yeah I have seen some remains of a viking who rowed a lot, i can't remember exactly what it was like but i think his bones were physically bent in the process of strenuous rowing. Not fit for women, just as combat is not. Only a stupid society would send women to combat, they are the child bearers, men go to war because they are expendable and strong.

 No.4388

>>4363
>>4380
>boat shows up a week late
>HAAAAAAYYY U GUISE! Let's get ready to kick ass and do mead shots WOOOOOOOO
>All the fighting is done, all the spoils have been collected
>"shield maidens " start a campaign to make the men row slower so they can raid too
>Just remember u guise, we're just as strong as you! We'd TOTALLY kick your ass lololololol

 No.4394

>>4388
>TFW this is pretty much modern feminism in a nutshell

 No.4396

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DUDETTE FEMINISM LMAO

 No.4465

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New episode tonite every1

 No.4472

Just watched the new episode. There aren't many left uncucked, even Odhin gets it from his son.

Cuck for the cuck god

 No.4473

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This show reminds me why I stopped watching TV.

 No.4489

dammit why is the plot getting so crazy and cuck? the fucking cinematography and audiovisual work is getting better and better but the actual story… eh…

 No.4505

>>4489

I think you know why, anon.

 No.4512

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>>4489
>if I push the cuck agenda blatantly enough, they'll accept it

 No.4542

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Maybe they should rename it to the cuckings rather than vikings

Heh

 No.4600

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Well…at least nobody got cucked this episode…

 No.4603

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4600
And the gods ordered a hit on the Christian! Pretty cool scene for Floki

 No.4605

>>122
It's pretty good for a tv show. It's not perfect but I was pleasantly surprised, I certainly would never expect a tv show to do any better than that. Of course they oversexualized it and overdramatized the violence but honestly, they did so less than most people would have. Think of HBO's Rome, with the nonstop orgies.

>>4489
I do agree that the camera work in the first season fucking blew. There were some scenes where the sepia filter was so heavy I actually thought something was wrong with the video I was using until I tested it against two others.

 No.4726

anyone else bothered by them using the word "Viking" a lot recently?

it feels very cringe-y

 No.4728

>>4726
Probably to make people associate the shit they are pushing (If they are, dunno since I don't watch it) with it. Do they use it more often in specific contexts?

 No.4742

>>4726
Thorunn saying she wants her daughter to be viking made perfect sense, actually using it to describe an occupation rather than an ethnic group. You're right, though - something about it just felt kind of awkward to hear.

>>4603
I'm sad to have him dead because, Christian or not, he was a fucking nice guy and Ragnar clearly enjoyed their friendship a great deal (and I don't think any conversion attempts were getting through - think of Ragnar's hasty dismissal of the Lord's Prayer when they were going through it). I think Ragnar wearing his cross isn't a sign of any conversion, I think he's just honouring a dead friend. I want to know what friend he was addressing and what he was referring to in saying "Forgive me friend… for what I'm going to do", though. Still, while I liked Athelstan, I'm also very glad that Floki got to FINALLY act in his hatred for him and do something big rather than just continually being an eye-roll-inducing bitch who scowls in the background in jealousy of Ragnar giving someone else attention all the time.

 No.4743

>>4728
>>4742

>Thorunn saying she wants her daughter to be viking made perfect sense, actually using it to describe an occupation rather than an ethnic group


yea this context seems correct, she probably meant someone who raids

but I've heard it iirc two other times where it didn't really mean "raider, pirate" at least, I didnt see it that way.

 No.4748

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New episode tonite, fuckers

 No.4764

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Pretty dank episode, Björn's bitch finally got her non-degenerate aryan haircut back as well

 No.4765

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I like their artistic license version of the raven banner btw, the changed eyes make it look much more menacing and resemble the Reich eagle too

 No.4766

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>>4748
Now THAT is what I call a Vikings episode.

 No.4769

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings_%28TV_series%29#Historical_accuracy
Regarding the historical accuracy of the show, showrunner Michael Hirst comments that "I especially had to take liberties with ‘Vikings’ because no one knows for sure what happened in the Dark Ages" and that "we want people to watch it. A historical account of the Vikings would reach hundreds, occasionally thousands, of people. Here we’ve got to reach millions."[51] When Katheryn Winnick was asked why she licked the seer's hand she answered "It wasn’t originally in the script and we just wanted to come up with something unique and different"

 No.4772

>>4766
>"Where are you going? Valhalla is that way!"

Heh

 No.4778

This episode was like a damn heathen D-Day.

 No.4848

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AYY LMAO THERE'S A QUEER ON VIKINGS NOW

AYY LMAO RAGNAR GOT BAPTIZED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.4852

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What the fuck is this shit?!

 No.4870

>>4848
>AYY LMAO THERE'S A QUEER ON VIKINGS NOW

where???

if you mean Sinric, he had appeared before and it hardly appears to be a queer… more like an eccentric traveller [ with a jew nose :^) ]

 No.4871

>>4870
>wears lipstick
>wears eyeliner
>braids his hair in a feminine manner
>dresses femininely

No I think he's a queer (or he practices galdr)…why haven't they pushed him into a bog yet?

 No.4872

>>4871
Because nocturnal commando raids by "shieldmaiden" are also a thing in-universe

Seriously, we're only a couple of steps away from the first "transgender viking" or some other historically inaccurate bullcrap being introduced at this point

 No.4874

>>4872
>hey everyone, meet Jamal, he's the newest Viking!

 No.4886

I'm fine with the fact that it isn't historically accurate, since i would watch it and not be surprised by anything. But what annoys me is that its on the history channel and they act like its history. Its turning into this film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfBW6xZNVB4

 No.4892

>>4871

That's Seiðr you fucking idiot.

Galdr is rune chanting and shit. Fucking retard.


 No.4893

>>4886

That's what I abhor most about that channel is it's name. I heard a grown man, older than me (I'm 32) actually cite something he heard from history channel when having a serious conversation about history like it was gospel. But there are grown ass adult creationists so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised.


 No.4895

File: 1429466546860.jpg (97.19 KB, 576x720, 4:5, butthurt-form.jpg)


 No.4896

>>4895

>tries to talk shit pretending he knows what he's talking about

>can't even insult a shitty tv show without fucking it up

>spent gods know how long googling that shit to figure out what I'm talking about

>realizes he's retarded but can can't counter-argue so he posts an image

I am a little butthurt, but not as much as you.


 No.4903


 No.4904

>>4896

>getting this pissed by something innocuous

>responding to him


 No.4912

>>4892

you are correct, but we don't really know what connection, if any, there was between galdr and seiðr.


 No.4932

>based

>let faggy monk bone wife

No.


 No.4950

File: 1429861049511.jpg (39.68 KB, 300x250, 6:5, gyda2.jpg)

Tonight's episode was almost too much for me I shed some manly tears when Lagertha was biding him farewell only for him to bust out of the coffin during his own burial again. Goddamnit really


 No.4951

>>4950

'twas as pretty fun though, some of those french characters are pretty based and amusing

Also /whoelsesadthatseason4doesntairuntil2016/ here


 No.4954

>>4950

No, really, I am about to spoil the actual ending.

Seriously.

Like, in case there is some chance you somehow do not already know how it ends for Ragnar.

I knew something was off because he wasn't killed by snakes.


 No.4956

File: 1429873165832.png (36.89 KB, 165x115, 33:23, 7b3.png)

>tfw Ragnar fakes his death to gain access to the city


 No.4963

>people whining about Ragnar getting baptised

If you didn't see that ruse coming, I don't know what to tell you.


 No.5000

>>4963

idk, I think part of the "I wanna get baptised to see Athelstan again" might be slightly true…

anyway

loved Rollo saying Hello in Proto-French after Gisla barraged him with insults

next season will probably be nice


 No.5002

Did ragnar poison himself with those snakes so he could look like he was dying? Or was he just coincidentally sick


 No.5009

>>5000

I can't wait to see the interactions between Rollo and Gisla

>Next time on "I Love Gisla"

>GISLAAAAAAA?!


 No.5056

>>1088

I have since i made this comment changed my opinion, fuck this disgusting disgrace of a show, all it does is spread this bullshit feminist propaganda of how women were equal in Norse society.

Fuck this disgusting show.


 No.5057

>>5056

Here's a good article on it if you don't believe me:

http://www.hurstwic.org/history/articles/society/text/women.htm


 No.5058

File: 1430401745941.png (557.15 KB, 500x700, 5:7, 1423022965162-3.png)

>>5057

>forbidden from raiding

>can't carry weapons

>can't be a chieftan

>basically everything the women in Vikings do

>mfw

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.5064

>>5000

He probably does want to see Athelstan, rightly so as they were good friends, but he probably also wants to be with his family and friends after death, either in Hel or Valhalla. But for sure, Rollo's poor accent and shit-eating grin were topkeks.


 No.5104

>>5057

>http://www.hurstwic.org/history/articles/society/text/women.htm

>A woman might use the threat of divorce as a means to goad her husband into action. Divorce was relatively easy and could result in severe financial burdens on the husband.

I find this hard to believe.


 No.5106

>>5104

>>Divorce was relatively easy

Key word; relatively.


 No.6658

File: 1437412089933.png (10.04 KB, 461x179, 461:179, varg_vikings.png)

>Still watching this show


 No.6660

File: 1437414686890.gif (1.44 MB, 500x290, 50:29, large.gif)


 No.8127

File: 1443639024429.png (468.59 KB, 760x341, 760:341, vikings-season-4.png)

>'Vikings' season 4 news: Rollo to face the wrath of two men; new love interest for Ragnar?

King Ragnar is captivated with a Chinese slave in the upcoming season of "Vikings."

http://www.christiantoday.com/article/vikings.season.4.news.rollo.to.face.the.wrath.of.two.men.new.love.interest.for.ragnar/66067.htm


 No.8131

File: 1443655738346.png (182.5 KB, 640x506, 320:253, 1426055751155.png)

>>8127

I honestly can't get mad anymore. They have completely stopped caring and are just going all-out cuck.


 No.8139

the whole new season with the son of horik and jarl borgs wife joining is just plain stupid, srsly they should have killed the son, or if they wanted to honour his fathers will, exiled him. now he will probably try to overthrow ragnar or something.

>>2663

i heard it was pretty shit, but i haven't seen it. how is johan hegg's acting? he's probably my fav death metal vocalist, and he seems like a pretty nice guy as well. i heard he is working on a project named grimfrost or something?

>>3391

why? can't people be entertained in a way they like?

>>3590

bjorn's haircut is hipster as fuck tho

>>1116

i think he has leprosy

>>3855

yeah battle scenes suck, also the fact that they made saxons seem like a whole different people from norsemen is just stupid, anglosaxojutefrisii were practically danes.

>>4168

where did you see her name written? i accidentally torrented a few episodes with spanish subs with it written like that but nowhere else

>>4209

>>4259

doesn't it seem strange that the hvitserk and ubbi wanted to go walking on the ice out of nowhere? i think Harbard's pressence somehow makes little boys wanting to go play on ice, does anyone have theories about this? and also the seer being killed in their dreams?

>>4363

nigger have you ever even touched a boat? i sail and row all the time (in steel, heavy, clumsy boats, nowhere near the knife like, easy to row longships that i sailed as well in roskilde) , sometimes with men, sometimes with women, and it could happen that when a guy and a chick of the same age row, the girl is faster. but sometimes it is also the other way around, it is not about gender, but more about personal strength


 No.8158

>>8139

>doesn't it seem strange that the hvitserk and ubbi wanted to go walking on the ice out of nowhere? i think Harbard's pressence somehow makes little boys wanting to go play on ice, does anyone have theories about this? and also the seer being killed in their dreams?

I figured it was real in Siggi's mind. Didn't really pay attention though. Did others actually claim that Siggi saved them?

If she really saved them, then that is a pretty retarded scenario out of nowhere indeed.


 No.8331

File: 1445030067363.jpg (16.97 KB, 214x324, 107:162, MV5BMTUyMTE0NzgxMF5BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>112

Has anyone seen pic related? Is it any good? Supposed to be about Vikings and Saxons.


 No.8377

Yeah i watched the first two episodes the ones available. It still falls to some of the silly tropes of this genre like dark dreary leather outfits (People didn't use leather and their clothes were colourful cloth most of the time) and more fur than makes sense. But the story is better than vikings and the vikings actually have helmets.


 No.9228

Only one month to go fams


 No.9231

>>9228

This is the season it goes full over-the-top cucked with non-White actors, right?


 No.9235

>>157

He was doing the same thing the Earl did, testing his loyalty. Remember when the Earl invited his aid to sleep with his wife and when the aid tried to he killed him? That is what Ragnar was doing

Still have yet to hear them call him Ragnar Hairy-Breeches


 No.9243

>>9231

With the "mysterious Asian woman" and the Finn. Yep.


 No.9246

>>9243

>>9243

Finns are 100% germanic.


 No.9249

>>9246

I dunno if that's true, but I have a Finnish friend who is just about the Whitest person I have ever seen.


 No.9253

>>9243

were there even connections with asia back then aside from turkey and the huns?


 No.9264

>>879

>grimdark

looks like they did

nice qt


 No.9265

>>3590

>shield-maiden

modern shit liberalism forced the "shield-maiden" spam attack.

apparently this actress's character is liberalism's showdown with reality. I assume that liberalism will unsurprisingly win in their own minds, of course


 No.9276

>>2321

Brian Wood did a Viking Comic? What's it titled?


 No.9384

File: 1453510555851.jpg (509.94 KB, 483x662, 483:662, the leader.jpg)

OP here, just watched the new trailer which is pretty dank imo

At first glance the CGI got a lot better too compared to the Paris siege stuff and so on

The cinematography in general seems to have improved aswell, apart from the usual over-exaggerated color filters of course


 No.9393

File: 1453527474352.png (504.55 KB, 746x516, 373:258, based björn.png)

New trailer from two days ago fuckerinos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvHueqyDoQ


 No.9435

File: 1453775612281.jpg (52.47 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1453774477509.jpg)

Lmfao


 No.9436

File: 1453775641620.jpg (894.38 KB, 2048x1500, 512:375, embrace dievershitty.jpg)

Oy vey goyim de vikings were tolerant


 No.9437

>>9436

>diversity

fins are white


 No.9441

>>9436

Goddamn that mongoloid looks fucking ugly. Inferior.

This show is absolute garbage in general. If you try to pull any inspiration or historical knowledge from this show, you're a goddamn moron.


 No.9466

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>>9463

>>9463

Reported

Enjoy ur ban


 No.9615

File: 1455542888030.png (35.08 KB, 596x658, 298:329, 1455075881074.png)

New season and episode in 2 days fuckers


 No.9627

File: 1455832574430.png (28.41 KB, 400x346, 200:173, 1449143777866.png)

New episode in like 5 hours fuckerinos


 No.9628

File: 1455868761361.png (867.78 KB, 800x555, 160:111, volga trade route.png)

>>9436

>>9441

It's a mongol slave bought from an Arabic trader.

Vikings would later sell Christian Celts, Franks and Anglo-Saxons thralls to them.

Ibn Fadlan wrote of the Norsemen before they were Christianized.


 No.9632

Pretty decent episode overall fams tbh


 No.9633

File: 1455934710871.png (200.52 KB, 620x387, 620:387, 1449135164276.png)

What i found pretty neat about this episode was the fact that the dunecoon slaver didn't even bring a single nigger with him. I mean think about it, geographically speaking coons were much closer to dunecoons than asians so they could've shoehorned some niggers in here and have a good historical justification for it, yet they decided instead to keep the show nigger-free as it was for three previous seasons now, opting for the geograhically far more distant asian slaves instead. I think this is pretty neat in itself (not to mention asians are superior to niggers) so for the moment i'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and not claim anti-white motives


 No.9634

File: 1455934864562.jpg (118.9 KB, 751x508, 751:508, raiding normandy.jpg)

heh


 No.9723

File: 1456596524079.png (387.28 KB, 520x463, 520:463, yoba_comfy.png)

Watchin the new EP rite nao lads


 No.9727

File: 1456613942056.jpg (175.63 KB, 962x648, 481:324, Finngolian.jpg)

>>9441

>Goddamn that mongoloid looks fucking ugly.

This, did they just pick the ugliest finngol they could find?

Fuck, she doesn't even look finngolian.


 No.9838

Ragnar actually fucked the chink

The absolute MAD MAN


 No.9847

What rustled my jimmies more than the fucking the gook. (It was expected that he would fuck her) Is that instead of keeping her a slave and raping her. He respectfully freed her, invited her to his exotic items storehouse and then got high with her and it played really dramatic music and made a big deal out of it.


 No.9849

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>>9847

>>9847

Yeah poccahontas is a Mary Sue for self-inferting non-white women who watch this show and what also sucked was the part where Björn tatooed himself in the cabin, or the cringeworthy Mary Sue proto-feminist scenes where the mercian kings fucktoy pretends to be an empowered woman constantly and her father gets really angry because of it

Basically since a few episodes at times this show tries to depict vikings as some kind of anti-racist multiculturalist junkie degenerates, with the notable exceptions of characters such as Floki or Aslaug (they're still portrayed without the explictly folkish component of the norse faith though despite clearly being very devoted adherents of it)


 No.9852

File: 1457989650296.jpg (92.35 KB, 700x516, 175:129, Kraka_by_Winge.jpg)

>>9849

Hopefully they don't keep ridiculing Floki and Kraka for being devoted, there's been a build-up to something there and for I'd be pretty pissed if they pull the "Floki is crazy" stunt again.

The scene where Floki visited The Seer though last episode instilled some hope.

It's sad that it's been developing into more of a multicultural marxist shitshow, but I can't stop watching now.

>>9847

>invited her to his exotic items storehouse and then got high with her and it played really dramatic music and made a big deal out of it

Yeah that got on my nerves too, you almost smell the kikery that generated that scene.

Then there was the fucking chink face-paint during Jól

Here's hoping that Floki kills her for being detrimental to their society


 No.9857

is anyone else annoyed by the anachronism in this series as well? i was content with ragnar being at lindisfarne and the siege of paris, but with rollo forming normandy and harald tanglehair visiting in it will be too fast, at this rate, aelfred the great is going to have to endure a great heathen army and a norman conquest (as william the conquerer was originally rollo's son)

the saxon armours are also reallly shitty, they look like 14th century or so, and i wish the vikings would wear armour as well, they seem like a bunch of mary sues this way. on the other hand, it's one of the few good series on this subject, i was gonna watch the beowulf series but then i saw the nigger on a promo pic and i decided not to


 No.9859

>>9857

Yeah they really shot themselves in the fucking foot with this shit. This show could have been a brilliant anthology of all the Sagas like each season dealing with different people at different points. Fuck or even 2 seasons per person. But instead we are having a mismatch of historical figures and none are done correct justice.

Would have loved to see a whole season or two totally dedicated to Harald. His time with the Varangian Guard his removing of kebabs from Sicily.


 No.9886

Watching episode 3 season 3 right now. Ragnar is getting high and fucking that chink slave. After all that Christian shit Ragnar is going through, and Rolo being a little bitch, I have lost a lot of interest in the show. I only watch for Björn now.


 No.9888

Presently watching Season 3, episode 4 (where it looks like Ragnar gets cucked). They're really pushing the degeneracy. Btw, note how these fuckers refused to show Ragnar in a functional polygamous relationship. No, he proposes that and the blonde bitch leaves him. But cuckoldry? "Just cuck my show up".

Definitely some based elements, though. Something maybe no one has noticed: early on in the series Ragnar's young brat asks why Ragnar doesn't just apologize to the blonde bitch - Ragnar answers that it's not so simple. You'll note that instead of apologizing, he simply asked her what he could do. She said "never see her again", he agreed and then fucked her. That is a lesson in "Game".


 No.9900

New episode tonite fuckerino fams


 No.9904

New episode of vikings

http://www.couchtuner.ag/2016/03/vikings-season-4-episode-5-promised/

That's the website i stream it on. Lets see how degenerate they can make the future episodes.


 No.9907

Yeah the kikery is on fucking point. Lagertha killed a man and had her feminist warriors help her become the earl again and that gook is apparently the daughter of the fucking emperor of China…


 No.9924

File: 1458374192243.jpg (34.97 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1451752827773.jpg)

>DUUUDETTE RACE MIXING AND FEMINISM LMAO

L8est episode in a nutshell


 No.9960

>>9907

I can deal with her killing the guy to be honest. She promised him ages ago that she'd do it, he understood and went along with everything anyway. The GRRRRL POWER shieldmaidens make me cringe every time though, fuck.




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