No.25185
Spo0o0oky OP image edition
No.25187
>>25179
For celebration, probably not a lot. Just sit here and do what I normally do I guess.
My year on a personal level has been pretty incredible though, best one in many years actually. Posting online, sleeping at night, showering regularly, and going outside for walks are some of the biggest additions.
I think my favourite /britfeel/ moment has to be the BBQ/party, that won't be topped easily. Oh, and pic related.
No.25188
>>25185
does anyone have that goebbels quote where he talks about how depressed he is? I need it because reasons
>>25179
>celebrating
takeout and shitposting
>your year
Really good, got over the worst of my mental health issues and left NEETdom
>/britfeel/ highlights
probably the "gonna make it" gets, making that paki mad as fuck was good too.
No.25190
>>25187
Nice one lad, glad to see the year has been good. we're all gonna make it brahs
>>25188
Good job mate, same as above. I wish the khan academy thing was still going because that was motivating as fuck
For me it, would be moving out of my parents house, getting a job and starting britfeel on r9k
My britfeel highlights were the party hat debacle, the /int/vasion, coming over to 8ch and I suppose doing dolequest even though it never took off
No.25191
>celebrating
Maybe I'll get some crisps and strawberry milk from the co-op and have a wank.
Yeah, I think I'll go later
>your year
Worst year of my life by far. Fortunately it can only get better.
>highlights
Still laugh every time I think of the BBQ party.
No.25192
>>25190
you need to get back on dolequest lad, that was some good shit
>tfw I was the first to post on 8britfeel other than you
No.25193
>>25192
I didn't start the 8ch britfeel board but I'm glad the person who did is sensible. the thread has retained its cosy atmosphere.
>>25191
chin up lad, it can only get better, you can do it
No.25194
the early days were fun, weren't they
No.25195
>>25179
>celebrating
Not sure, I'll probably get a KEBAB or just get drunk
>my year
Pretty great. I failed my driving test but tfw gf
>highlights
I would say the transition to this board and finally feeling like we had a safe haven from the pakis/tripshits
No.25196
my highlight of the year was being an internet board moderator
No.25197
>>25195
what the fuck did you just say nigger?
No.25198
>>25194
yeah, but I'm glad we made the move. I really like these threads, just a shame we don't get in much in the way of new users.
No.25199
>>25195
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.25200
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Just got done watching "Cowspiracy" lads. It's a pro Vegan documentary largely focussing on the ecological impact of cattle grazing. I will never give up meat, but it was very interesting. I need to do some follow up research before I go as far as changing my lifestyle but if nothing else it was incredibly eye opening in terms of exposing corporate Jewry and government conspiracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3hqrlMH5Pc
No.25201
>nearly half 8
>still no stream
No.25202
>>25195
>tfw gf
I DON'T KNOW THAT FEEL AND YOU KNOW IT
No.25203
>>25195
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.25204
No.25205
>>25195
GET OUT JUST GET OUT
No.25206
>>25203
>>25202
>>25205
l-lads lets remember that anon getting a gf is in line with the spirit of self improvement that we hold so high here
I'm sure he won't mention her unnesecarily, but it was relevant to the post he was responding to.
No.25208
going to go make some soup lads, will have only had about 900 calories in the whole day by the time I've finished it. Lost 1.7% bf since I fell ill on Sunday.
No.25209
>>25208
How do you know your exact bodyfat %? Do you have calipers?
No.25210
>>25209
I do indeed have calipers.
No.25211
>>25210
T-Thats the fastest anyone's ever replied to me on an imageboard.
No.25212
>>25211
you're welcome, anon.
No.25213
Lads, imagine if Merkel really does get kicked out, Trump wins the 2016 election, SD takes over Sweden and we get a UKIP victory in 2020? Could you imagine how glorious it would be?
No.25214
>>25213
Trump and Nigel are Zionists.
No.25215
>>25214
Nigel is 100% neutral on Zionists
Trump is going to actively kick out illegals so I don't give a shit what his opinion on the kikes is frankly
No.25216
Going to the shops, do you lads want anything?
No.25217
>>25216
just some mineral water lad I'm feeling sick
No.25218
>>25216
some black liquorice ta lad
No.25219
>>25216
Blueberry muffins, Cadburys animals biscuits and a Ribena please boss
No.25220
>>25215
I agree with Peter Hitchens, UKIP is a ridiculous dad's army.
No.25221
>>25214
Any politician who doesn't at least pay lip service to the kikes isn't going to be a politician for very long. It's sad, but it's just how things are; Trump and Nige get enough flak for fighting the battles they're fighting, could you imagine if they added the Jews to their list of problems to be solved–especially given how much power they have in the media/banking? Things will have to get much worse before people are susceptible to wanting to gas the kikes.
No.25222
>>25221
Until then no one is going to fix anything, no point slowing down the process.
Trump's daughter converted to Judaism. UKIP has open support for Israel. Neither is pretending to be okay with kikes, they're not hiding their want to remove them. They actually are pro-kike.
No.25223
>>25222
You mean his 20-30 year old daughters?
What does this have to do with him?
No.25224
>>25222
lad, if they went anti-kike as well as everything else they'd be obliterated like the BNP were
Get rid of the shitskins, then the kikes can follow
No.25225
>>25223
He raised her, he didn't speak out against it.
No.25226
>>25225
It really doesn't mean much.
No.25228
>>25222
UKIP also has pro palestinian groups and is politically neutral on the issue
please stop with this fucking UKIP are kikes meme, I'm so sick of it.
No.25229
>>25224
No one is getting rid of shitskins, not Trump nor Nigel. America will still be full of spics and niggers, the UK will still be full of pakis and niggers.
BNP were a shit party that were also pro-kike.
No.25230
>>25228
Stop pretending they're anti-kike or anti-shitskin then, they're not going to make the UK better, they're going to make it worse.
Why? Because they'll make immigrants more respectful by having a point based system. I don't want more shitskin doctors and dentists, they'll be seen as good citizens by the public and therefore there will be no public support for removal. Either no shitskins or the worst shitskins until we realise there should be no shitskins.
No.25232
>>25222
UKIP and Trump are useful in two ways
1) They shift the Overton window to the right
2) They give the left nightmares, and conversely, they raise morale among those with right-leaning opinions
Of course neither of them are the answer to our problems; but let's face it, there won't be an answer until things get much worse. That they exist can't be a bad thing, and it's not like they (UKIP at least) were ever going to gain power anyway).
No.25234
No.25235
>>25234
alternate version with quote
No.25236
>>25232
One other thing that I can thank UKIP for: I sure as fuck feel a lot better in knowing that there are at least 4 million other Brits who're just as sick of this shit as I am. Don't you?
No.25237
>>25235
I just realised I was logged into the mod panel when I made that oops
No.25238
>>25231
very nice
>>25232
obviously the overton window is no where near right wing enough since no one can be racist, Trump isn't racist, he 'loves the people, they have great spirit!'
>>25235
Clearly I'm the most right wing person here, so I don't know what you're getting at.
I want to remove all the shitskins, you cucks want them operating on you in the NHS.
No.25239
>>25236
yep, plus you have to account for the likely millions that voted Tory because they thought it was the only real shot at an EU referendum
No.25241
>>25238
He also wants to deport over 11 million people. Is that a step in the right direction, or is it not?
No.25242
No.25243
>>25238
I think what you're plainly missing is that a politician cannot in our current climate say "get rid of all the shitskins". However true and just that might be, it is simply not palatable to 90% of the population and would not get anywhere
No.25244
I'm going to stop politics posting now.
No.25245
My bathrobe smells of curry, but I haven't had it anywhere near curry.
I think it's finally time to wash it. It's got about 6 months worth of semen in it.
No.25246
>>25238
>Clearly I'm the most right wing person here
Our goals are the same, you just seem to have no concept of tact, and think that we're just suddenly going to arrive at deporting every non-white.
No.25247
>>25242
lad what am i watching
No.25248
>>25247
it's a stream of a CYOA book
No.25249
>>25247
Corrie your own adventure.
No.25250
>>25249
>>25248
Is it a little buoy or a gull?
No.25251
>>25250
It's barry / lupus / sickgirl.
No.25252
>>25251
Oh right, sorry I haven't been seen a britfeel stream before.
this is cosy
No.25253
>okey dokey
lads why didnt you tell me I was missing out by not watching streams
No.25254
can someone tell me what the CYOA is? I joined late and have no idea what's going on
No.25255
>>25254
choose your own adventure
No.25256
>>25254
It's a book that's like an adventure game that you play, barry is reading the story and we're choosing the options.
No.25257
>>25255
>>25256
nah lads I meant what is the plot?
No.25258
>>25254
>>25257
I think it's city of thieves. We're still very early on,
No.25259
>Just got in from meal with brother
>Super comfy streamfeels
>Parents are away so dog is allowed in my bedroom
Super comfy night lol lads.
No.25260
>tfw lupus dies live on stream
No.25261
No.25262
Can any of you get on Nos? I can't log in at all, is it just me?
No.25263
>>25262
I've been playing it fine all day, but at least one other person is having trouble.
No.25264
>>25263
I mean right now. I think there's a problem with the server.
No.25265
>>25264
Oh you're right, I can't get in either.
No.25266
No.25267
Who's streaming now then tb h ;4)
No.25268
>>25267
Anything I could do would be incredibly dull in comparison, so not I.
No.25270
>>25267
I would, but my internet isnt suitable.
No.25271
Since WoW is down, I'll ask here.
What is the purpose in questing?
I get around 1/10th the XP for killing a monster than I would doing a quest, and a lot of the time is spent traveling from one place to another. Wouldn't it be easier and way more efficient to just kill things over and over?
No.25272
>>25271
If you don't know where to quest, then yes; but if you do know where to quest, it's significantly greater xp.
No.25273
>>25271
I get a fair bit of XP at the end of a lot of quests, plus I find them more interesting than just killing things over and over.
No.25274
>>25272
I'll probably just do that then, I have no idea where to go. I spent the last 20 minutes I was online trying to find an npc that may or may not actually exist.
>>25273
I played runescape07 for a long time, so I'm pretty good at doing the same thing 100,000 times.
No.25275
>>25274
What's your name? Are you in the guild?
No.25276
>>25274
Addons like 'questie' make questing so much easier for noobs like us
No.25277
>>25275
My new character is called Lupasu, Orcess Hunter.
No.25278
>>25277
Nice, an orc.
We were getting too many skellies.
No.25279
Just watched a video where Peter Hitchens said interracial marriage is "great".
Do we have no one?
No.25280
No.25281
Servers are still down, right guys?
I was gunna make my mage :(
No.25282
>>25281
Back up, I believe.
No.25283
>>25281
No, I'm playing right now.
No.25284
No.25285
>>25284
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.25286
>>25250
C-couldn't you tell ;_;
I'm sorry for the stuttering guys. Started to get nervous.
No.25287
Am I the only one not playing WoW?
No.25288
>>25286
I thought it was moe personally. It takes a lot of guts to narrate a story to a bunch of people you don't really know over the internet, and interact with them as well, and you did it with flying colours.
I can't wait for the continuation, tonight was a lot of fun.
No.25289
>>25287
I think so. Everyone else has made a character I think. I'll be jumping on soon.
No.25290
>>25288
Oh I'm so glad you had fun. We'll continue tomorrow night, hopefully we can gain back some Stamina and gold!
No.25291
>>25287
I'm usually the one who gets really anxious and avoids joining in, and then gets all depressed and lonely and feels really bitter about all the fun everyone else is having without me, and even I decided to play.
So it's quite possible. You're welcome any time though, others are just starting now and I only started playing it for the first time a week ago.
No.25292
>>25290
I won't be happy until we've slain every jew, ogre, indian boy, and manlet on Cuck Street.
No.25293
>>25291
>>25289
I guess I'll give it a go then, I'm not really a fan of mmos normally, but it's probably different with people
No.25294
>>25292
>Cuck Street
You don't know how much I wanted you all to miss that.
No.25295
>>25294
Not a chance. And honestly I think we probably would have come up with it anyway even if you hadn't.
No.25296
>>25293
>I'm not really a fan of mmos normally
Same here, I'm not usually a fan of RPGs never mind MMOs. But here I can ask the more experienced players lots of stupid questions and get lots of helpful answers, which has prevented a lot of the frustration I usually get when trying to play RPGs.
No.25297
>>25296
I just don't like the openness of them, I know I'll never be able to do everything and I really hate leaving things unfinished.
No.25298
>>25297
I get that too, in some games I'll replay whole segments just because there was something I missed the first time.
With RPGs it's more that I get overwhelmed by all the features, the interface, the menus, the stats, the items, the quests, the map, the battle system, and so on, and I'll just quit and play something more straightforward like a platformer rather than put hours in to comprehend a game I might not even like. It's a lot easier these days now that my mind's not so foggy from the inactivity and repetitiveness of hikki life though.
No.25299
I'm off to bed, a little later than I wanted but oh well. Today was a lot of fun, and it's always nice to go to bed in a positive mood.
Goodnight guys, see you tomorrow.
No.25300
I think I'll do a month of no fap. I've done one week and two weeks, and I always feel good when I do it, so now it's time for the big one.
No.25301
I think my gas stove is giving off carbon monoxide.
No.25302
No.25303
>>25302
Hmm, I think it was just burning some dust from the skillet and going orange.
Is the flame allowed to flicker little tips of orange? Or does it have to be absolutely 100% blue?
No.25304
>>25294
We were laughing with you lad, not at you.
Top stream tbh
No.25305
got my hat on indoors t/b/h
No.25306
>>25303
>The gas stove flame is more orange than blue? Is there something wrong with the stove? Nothing is dripping on the gas stove.
>from gas engineer - your flame should be blue so a mostly orange flame means which means their is incomplete combustion happening, your stove is not burning the methane properly which means there will carbon monoxide being released in to your kitchen which is very dangerous do not attempt to work on cooker yourself as other people have said as you must be competent to do so as you have asked this question you are not it is against gas safety regulations for you to do so get a gas service engineer around asap its important you get someone in. hope i have been of help to you
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080822173809AAxumic
I'd play it safe and turn it off, get someone to check it out
No.25307
>>25306
HOLD ON
I'm making a webm
No.25309
>tfw birthday
>tfw not even my mum remembered this morning
No.25310
>>25309
Happy Birthday, anon.
No.25311
want a wii u to play smash but I wouldn't have anyone to play it with
No.25312
>>25309
Happy birthday mate, how old are you now?
My mum's never forgotten my birthday, but then again she treats me like a child a lot of the time.
No.25313
>>25311
>always buy a second controller, just in case
>caked in dust from years with no use
No.25314
>>25308
Can't really say for sure m8 ;_; I'm not a gas engineer
No.25315
>>25310
>>25312
Thanks guys.
I'm 23 today.
No.25316
One day it's going to be over, we're just going to stop and not exist anymore.
I dont want to die.
No.25317
anyone on here own a gun lads? Been thinking about getting one.
No.25318
What is it with over-hyped horror films this year?
No.25319
>>25318
I don't do spooky films lad ;_;
No.25320
>>25318
It's coming up to halloween, so theyre all getting released now. I havent seen many advertised though, only the guillermo del toro one, which looks pretty good.
No.25321
>>25318
I almost never watch films so I'm completely out of the loop, the only one I've heard of this year is Mad Max. I'd struggle to think of a single other film from within the last 4 or 5 years.
No.25324
I'm going to have to get a job, the NEET life is no longer an option.
No.25325
>>25323
britfeel, I'm CIA.
But nah, was just wondering how much of a pain the licencing process is.
No.25326
thought I'd come here to get away from the 4chan britfeel thread
why do they have to shit it up so bad
No.25327
>>25325
The police interview you to see if you're 'of sober character'.
No.25328
>>25324
What's changed with your situation? Have you ever worked before?
I really am going to be the last remaining NEET here aren't I?
No.25329
>>25328
Ive skipped work the last two days, so maybe I'll be NEET soon, i'm terrible at lying and just about managed it on the phone just now when they rung me.
No.25330
>>25326
how on god's green earth can you still browse that one? It's just /int/ at this point
>>25327
what does this actually involve? I'm not NEET anymore so I'm sure I could pull it off.
No.25331
>>25328
lupus is physically incapable of work actually mate so you're not alone
No.25332
>>25330
I've been using it for nearly a year so jut habbit
I checked this out a while back but I never got into it
No.25333
>>25328
Have no money left. I've never worked before.
I think I'm going to try a christmas job as a postman.
No.25334
>>25331
She said she gets a bit of money on the side for sound design work for small indie games and stuff.
No.25335
>>25334
that's like performing online surveys for dosh tier though, pretty sure her main source of income is bennies
either way, don't beat yourself up about it. It's not about whether or not you're a NEET, you have to take small steps to improve yourself at a time.
No.25336
gonna start the "couch to 5k" running program lads, then after that the 5k to half marathon.
No.25337
Any of you lads got a gas stove?
No.25338
No.25339
>>25338
When you turn it on, is the flame 100% blue or do the tips flicker orange like this >>25308
No.25340
>applying to royal mail, see this page
>realise all the mailmen are shitskins that don't know where they are
Notice how ethnicity is required. Connect the dots.
No.25341
>>25335
I guess so, it's just that it's been 5 years since I was last in education, and ever getting a job still seems a long way off. I get frustrated about it, especially when I hear about former NEETs going out into the world and learning/working regardless of their personal enjoyment of said activities.
No.25342
>>25340
I'm in a pretty "diverse" area, and I don't think I've ever seen a postman that wasn't white.
No.25343
>>25342
They always come up to me and point at the address on the mail.
Can't even speak English.
No.25344
>>25339
closer to the second one
No.25345
>>25344
Thankyou.
Perhaps I wont die in my sleep.
No.25346
Any good adventure games similar to Skyrim? Especially something I can shoot a bow and arrow in.
No.25347
I didn't finish the application, it's so stressful.
They ask so much information, they want more information on me than I know about myself.
No.25348
>>25347
Post the application questions here.
No.25349
>>25332
It's much slower paced here but more chill, plus we have cozy britfeel streams
No.25350
>>25348
I've closed the page now. Also I hate how every company wants you to make an account with their site.
No.25351
>>25346
>similar to skyrim
>good
Pick one
No.25352
>>25346
Come play WoW with us.
No.25353
>>25347
Keep at it mate. Working in a royal mail warehouse over Christmas was my first ever foray into work after a couple years of NEETness. Their standards are low and the "interview" was just me signing some paperwork
No.25354
>>25352
monthly subscriptions are out of my budget
No.25355
I hate my job so much, that when I'm at work I sometimes wish something would break and give me an injury so I could go to hospital.
No.25356
>>25354
We're on a private server.
No.25357
>>25351
I like modding the shit out of it, especially with difficulty mods, and pretending I really am a powerful adventurer braving the barren plains and frosty peaks of Skyrim.
No.25358
Just turned the oven on, please pray that I don't die.
No.25360
>>25331
>lupus is physically incapable of work actually mate so you're not alone
but she could die any day and then who is he left with?
No.25361
>>25359
Did actual knights and swordsmen look this pathetic when fighting?
Why would they choose that music, it just makes it more depressing.
No.25362
>>25361
No, actual people fighting would be going all out trying to kill each other.
No.25363
>>25235
>>25237
Good to know /britfeel/'s moderation team is pro-Israel.
No.25364
>>25363
not at all, fuck kikes. I am merely pro-UKIP.
No.25365
No.25366
I HAVE BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK
IM HAVING FUCKING SOUP FOR DINNER AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEE
No.25367
>>25366
Sounds nice and comfy t/b/h. Im just having a shitty microwave chicagotown pizza.
No.25368
>>25367
at least you're physically capable of consuming solid food
i wanted to have steak today
No.25369
>>25366
why don't you just try not being sick :v)
No.25370
>>25366
>>25367
I've got a frozen chicken pastry thing plus wedges in the oven. Standard "mum's not here to cook" meal.
No.25371
Come on WoW if you want to raid Redridge (level ~16 alliance zone). You'll get a summon!
No.25372
>>25371
B-but my dinner's nearly ready.
No.25373
>>25372
I'm not sure if he's waiting until we have a full raid before summons start. We have 23 people at the moment.
No.25374
what should I get from the chinese lads?
I'm leaning towards sweet and sour pork (cantonese style)
No.25375
>>25371
I am level 7 pleb can I stall come?
No.25376
>>25375
Yes, I'll protect you lad. I might not be able to do much if a 60 shows up, but I'll do my best.
No.25377
>>25373
I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll be ready in like 20 - 30 minutes. Don't you niggers do all the fun shit without me like last time.
No.25379
>>25377
It's not our raid, we're just along for the fun–hopefully the leader will still be able to summon you by then.
No.25380
>>25378
just cause your local chinese is shit, my one's pretty decent.
No.25381
>>25380
The highest rated Chinese in my area was shit.
No.25382
kike slaying on cuck street stream WHEN?
No.25383
>tfw laptop has gone to shit again
>can't join in dank WoW raiding anymore
JUST
No.25384
>>25383
it's ok anon, I can't do it at all
No.25385
Why doesn't /pol/ like bernie sanders?
I know nothing about politics.
No.25386
No.25387
Anyone else get angry when they think about all the degenerate normies out having fun because its the weekend?
No.25388
>>25385
He's a leftie cuck who let two nigress ambush him on stage and take over his mic
No.25389
>>25387
Not really. I'm pretty comfortable and content, myself right now.
No reason to get angry.
No.25390
>>25387
Every day of the week is the same for me lad, I lose track quite a lot
No.25391
>>25387
I don't usually think about it, but when I do I feel lonely. Annual occasions are the worst for me.
No.25392
No.25393
>Was feeling really down
>had a wank
>Now feel super happy
What is this, opposite day?
No.25394
imma quite type ahah ;)))
No.25395
>>25393
I'm feeling pretty happy too.
These mood swings, huh?
No.25396
>>25394
haha wow us introverts right
No.25397
>>25394
I have a problem of saying things before I think about it and then regretting it horribly.
No.25398
Seeing as you guys have all quit the game, and everyone in the raid has abandoned me, and I'm stuck amongst like 30 alliance, am I stuck here forever? I'm getting killed the second I resurrect.
No.25399
Gunna stick the heating on and get super cozy guys.
Dont have milk to make a hot chocolate though.
No.25400
>>25398
Okay I eventually died enough times to get into a good position out of the way, and I resurrected just after one of the other 7 people still left did, who caught their attention which bought me enough time to use the hearthstone. Fucking hell.
No.25401
Evening Lads. Stream at 10pm. Need to shit, shower and shave first.
No.25402
No.25403
>>25402
CYOA continued.
The Cuck Street Saga
No.25404
Going to watch some generation kill lads. God do I love that series.
>>25402
the CYOA stream presumably
No.25405
>>25403
>>25404
Choose you're own adventure?
No.25406
No.25407
>>25364
At least we know that /britfeel/'s moderation team is antisemitic.
No.25408
>>25407
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
No.25409
>>25407
pretty sure all the mods are ex 4brit/pol/ browsers from around the 2013-2014 era, so we don't take shit from Jews.
No.25411
>>25410
h-have we memed ice age chan into existence?
No.25412
No.25413
>>25410
I hope you winter-fags are happy.
No.25414
>>25410
even forgetting the political implications, god yes let it happen. there's nothing i miss more than the snow. where has it all gone?
No.25415
>>25410
>mfw an ice age is coming to banish the shitskins and kill all that remain
>mfw only true blooded White Europeans will survive
No.25416
>>25403
I missed yesterday, can someone fill me in on the plot?
No.25417
>>25414
>there's nothing i miss more than the snow
I don't know about where you live, but over here it's snowed like fuck every winter since early 2009.
No.25419
>>25415
You're probably not that wrong actually, shitskins will fucking hate the permanent winter.
No.25420
No.25421
>posted a few threads ago saying a harsh winter was coming and I could "feel it in my bones"
>nobody replied
Well I bet you all feel silly now
No.25422
>>25419
the cold is literally what made whites evolve above the shitskins
No.25423
>>25421
Good call, I found your post >>23325
Got any more predictions? You might save lives.
No.25424
>>25423
can't say I do anon, it was just an unusually strong sense of premonition. Wouldn't hurt to stock up on some stuff just to be safe, in case you end up with a particularly bad week where you're snowed in:
>torches
>batteries
>medical supplies
>sources of food with long shelf life, like dried meat, oats, dried fruits etc
>thermal underwear and maybe even an arctic coat and balaclava
>some cozy gloves
>if you own a car, or live with parents who do, keep emergency blankets and rations in it at all times
>lots of tea
I don't think we'll necessarily see the mini ice age, but it's certainly going to be VERY cold and you should all plan accordingly. Some quality boots and thick socks would be another great investment.
No.25425
give me winter or give me death
No.25426
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Listening to some Human Music Lads.
No.25427
No.25428
No.25429
No.25430
lads, despite having started college I've still got my NEETbux in two months in a row
what do? should I tell them? I'm scared if I call and cancel they'll suddenly demand the £500 odd pounds I technically owe them, but at the same time, I can't let this go on forever. Feeling conflicted. If I just let it happen I'm getting £650 a month for free between this and my student loans.
No.25431
>>25430
I'd err on the safe side and tell them. No such thing as free money.
No.25432
>>25431
I think I'm going to call them and cancel my claim, but not tell them about the money. It's not unheard for young people to be so financially careless they wouldn't notice the money coming in each month. I think that's my best bet.
No.25433
>>25432
I think that's the best thing but they might ask why your cancelling your claim
No.25434
>>25433
I'll just tell them my mum's giving me enough money to live off of and I can't be arsed with the jobcentre, not like they're gonna argue with someone getting off bennies.
No.25435
I'm off to bed, want to get a longer sleep tonight without waking up too late. Getting out of bed has been a real struggle the last couple of days.
Goodnight guys, see you tomorrow.
No.25436
No.25437
Just saw a brand I like (cheap monday) had some nice stuff on sale. Spent £42 on what would normally cost £135. Not 100% on the jeans I bought but I can always return them if I keep the labels on. One had an amazing wash but looked too tight for my liking, while the other was a good fit but the wash wasn't quite as nice. Other than the jeans I get a nice silver necklace.
No.25438
>>25187
This reminds me of primary school.
When everyone was eating jelly, they would swirl it around in their mouth, spit it back out and then scoop up and eat the runny, saliva curdled mixture.
No.25439
>>25437
sounds good lad, what sort of necklace
No.25440
>>25439
it's a silver chain with a thick pendant attached, shaped sort of like an omega symbol but not quite.
No.25441
No.25442
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Anyone listened to neofolk before?
>tfw you stumble on some good music on youtube and every recommended video is more good music
No.25443
>>25442
>Anyone listened to neofolk before?
I have, but it doesn't appeal to me at all unfortunately.
>tfw you stumble on some good music on youtube and every recommended video is more good music
It's a rare but good feel.
No.25444
>>25441
should arrive around wednesday hopefully, I love buying stuff. Gives me something to look forward to.
>>25442
I've listened to pop-folk like mumford and sons but other than that not really. That song is great though, neo-folk is definitely a genre I want to explore more.
No.25445
>tfw people still aren't pasting the youtube link for mobile users when they embed
No.25446
>>25445
Only mobile users still using an old and broken app that has been surpassed. I'm on my android tablet with overchan and I played the video just fine.
No.25447
No.25449
>>25445
It works fine for me on mobile.
No.25450
finally not sick anymore lads, and my new desk arrives monday which is nice. I'll be sure to take a pic of my new battlestation once it's all painted up.
No.25451
No.25452
>>25446
just downloaded it, tried to post and got "failed to send".(that "test" post was me posting from desktop)
No.25453
>>25442
Neo-folk is actually super goth, and I love it.
It's also associated as right wing and neo-nazi. Kek,
No.25454
Just downloaded overchan. Green text again is pretty nice.
No.25455
>>25446
>tfw don't like change
No.25456
>>25446
Overchan looks like shit though.
Plus it's still good to post urls for desktop too.
No.25457
>>25456
My only problem with it is that it doesn't have the loading textt/countdown and the red line to show new posts.
No.25458
>>25453
if you respect your past and your traditions you're an evil cishet bigot
No.25459
I like to keep the thread on auto-update, but I've noticed once I make a post, after a short period the update timer will change to "thread deleted / pruned" and it won't allow me to put auto update back on again until I refresh the page.
Anyone else experienced this?
No.25460
>>25459
Yeah I get the same thing, if 8chan is unstable when it 'updates' it just assumes the thread has been deleted and turns auto off.
No.25461
>>25456
I think it looks fine, it's just different. You guys said the same thing when you came over here from halfchan, with complaints like the catalog search being on the "wrong" side and the thumbnails being too big.
>>25457
New posts are greyed out until you press on them, so you still know where they are. My only complaint about overchan is that it doesn't have a proper catalog view, which isn't really a problem for most boards, but it would be nice for the faster ones like /v/.
No.25462
>>25461
Yeah, but without the red line there's no indication that there is new posts, because the scroll bar hides itself.
No.25463
I don't see anybody with a knowledge of tradition and history can possibly be a leftist given the state of the modern world. People who lack these things, who are only seeing modernity in a vacuum, who think that this is just the way things have always been, at least have an excuse for their cuckery. People like Sargon "White men would be gangraping children en masse if they were protected by political correctness" of Akkad, and that faggot John Greene, are the worst kind of traitors; they must, on some level at least, know what they're doing, but because regurgitating their anti-white platitudes, and willfully misinterpreting historical and current events garner them validation (and money) from their Redditcuck fanbases, they continue.
No.25464
>>25462
It comes up with a message at the bottom of the screen that says "2 new posts" or whatever. You can easily check by trying to scroll down, and if it doesn't move and the white "refreshing" circle appears, then you know there are no new posts right now.
No.25465
>>25463
John Green's crash course history is terrible and distorted.
It's infuriating.
No.25466
>>25465
pretty sure it's actually part of the curriculum in american schools too
are there any good alternatives for people not that clued up on history?
No.25467
>>25463
>Sargon "White men would be gangraping children en masse if they were protected by political correctness" of Akkad
This is probably pasta, but do you have source for him saying that? I'm aware that he has claimed he's very much for "equality" like almost every modern public figure ever, but his whole schtick is shitting on the people pushing for feminism in society through academia and the media, which isn't a very politically correct thing to do.
No.25468
>>25466
History books.
The game Victoria II.
No.25469
>>25467
It was on a comment thread on Andrew Anglin's video calling Sargon out, I saw it myself when it was fresh. Bear with me, I'll try to find it.
No.25471
>>25467
>>25469
I can't find the comment thread. It began with Sargon's rebuttal to the points in the video, and had over 250 replies, most of which were demolishing his arguments on race. He resorted to calling people nazis and racists, and eventually stopped replying–it now seems like he's deleted it. It was definitely on one of these two videos:
Libertarian Realist: "Man Up, Sargon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyj4xRDXMGw
Andrew Anglin: "Sargon of Akkad is Just an SJW Who Hates Women"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FpFnUZ9KUc
I recommend watching these anyway if you haven't already, both are pretty juicy on the drama content. They go through all of the stupid things he's said, so you might be able to find the statement in question on one of those. Ever since this whole fiasco he's been making snarky/passive-aggressive remarks about 'nazis' (anyone who acknowledges race) in his videos, and he especially likes comparing them to SJWs, despite the multitudes of scientific information and reasoned arguments he was presented with and chose to ignore.
No.25472
>>25467
Sargon is a cuck leftie.
No.25473
>>25470
what's the context of this?
No.25474
No.25475
where should I look for clothes?
never really bought any clothing
No.25476
>>25475
kind of depends what you're looking to buy mate, any ideas?
No.25477
>>25476
i-i guess i'll have to figure that out first
No.25478
>>25477
well for tshirts, hoodies and jumpers I'd reccomend Uniqlo
for jeans, cheap mondays are great for the price, and some uniqlo stuff (their selvedge denim) is alright too
for shoes it really depends on what sort of shoe you're looking for.
No.25479
>>25475
I just go wherever my mum takes me primark, asda, matalan, nothing special or pricey and buy things that don't stand out too much, but also don't look miserable or depressing . My former wardrobe was entirely black, dark blue and grey, and everything was really baggy, so now I've got a variety of coloured clothing that actually fits, and also isn't 5 - 10 years out of date.
I mostly just asked my mum what she thought of everything, which may or may not be a good idea depending on your mum's sense of style.
No.25480
This folk music has given me the urge to play acoustic guitar. I've played bass for about 7 years now, so picking it up should be pretty easy. I just went to get my mum's friends guitar from his house, it's about 50 years old, and is dirty as FUCK. I've got a job ahead of me to clean it, but I'm quite looking forward to it.
No.25481
>>25480
Nice, shouldn't be too much work, and it will be easy if you do it while replacing the strings which you'll likely need to do. I've got a bass guitar, electric guitar and a 40 year old classical guitar, but not an acoustic. I'm not particularly good at playing any of them though.
No.25482
>>25481
not him, but how do you know what strings to buy? I've had an acoustic guitar for years that I've never played.
No.25483
>>25482
I haven't replaced mine in years myself, but just google around and buy whatever is suitable for your guitar and seems popular. I remember even the decent ones being pretty cheap.
No.25484
it's way harder to find a second hand high end graphics card than I expected, lads. Assuming you can even find any listings, you're saving like £20 tops on a £300+ product on all the listings. What a bunch of fucking pisstakers.
No.25485
>>25484
>expecting the turbo nerds who sell used graphics cards to be fair with their prices
No.25486
No.25487
Evening, how are you all Was there a stream last night? I missed it. Went out with some work colleagues and threw up on the train lads.
Been doing Chesscademy.com all day, bretty fun
No.25488
>>25487
>Went out with some work colleagues and threw up on the train lads
No.25489
>>25487
Yeah there was a stream, you missed out on candle street, which is undoubtedly the best street in the book.
>Went out with some work colleagues and threw up on the train lads.
MODS
No.25491
>>25489
>candle street
>not harbour street
I want candlefags to leave
No.25492
>>25489
>>25488
>>25490
Sorry lads it was my first week of work and I wanted to make a good impression. Luckily I get a different train home so they didn't see.
Can't outdrink the scots lads I shouldn't have tried
No.25493
No.25495
>>25493
kill yourself candlefag
No.25496
No.25497
>>25492
>engcucks in charge of consuming ethanol
No.25498
No.25499
God, I hate driving this guy home from work. I'm trying to get a new job just so I can stop sperging out around him.
He kept telling me about how his father is dying, and reciting his mothers dying words on her death bed. I had no idea what the fuck to say. I really had no clue.
No.25500
>>25498
Monday, she said she's at her parents for the weekend.
No.25501
>>25499
He sounds jolly.
>offering to drive people home from work
Why would you ever do that?
No.25502
>>25501
>Not being a LAD and taking your workmates home
No.25504
>>25502
>having a job
>having a car
>talking to workmates
>inviting them into your car
>being a normie
No.25505
>>25501
He asked one day after he had to sell his motorcycle. 2 years later I've been giving him a lift every Saturday now.
>>25504
>>25502
Is that picture really from halfchan britfeels or is it just some random people from /r9k/?
No.25506
>>25505
It's from their meetup.
No.25507
>>25506
>jew
>tranny
>beta male
>normie
>beta
>normie
>normie
>normie
No.25508
>>25503
actually got a bit mad watching that lad
No.25509
lads can you do downward facing dog
No.25510
>>25509
No idea, I can't tell from a first person perspective if I'm in the correct position or not, and that goes for pretty much every stretch / exercise ever.
No.25511
lads, is the audio guy still up? there's some pretty steep discounts for some gear on massdrop atm and I wanted to ask his advice.
No.25512
>>25511
I'm here, ask away.
No.25513
>>25512
actually, just looked it up and the discounts are basically bullshit.
>advertising a $300 pair of headphones as worth $600 so you can claim a 60% saving
fucking kikes
No.25514
>>25512
might as well ask something else why I'm at it: are tube amps a meme?
No.25515
>>25514
>are tube amps a meme
Yes.
No.25517
>>25515
cheers, mate.
>>25516
Fortunately I've become very weary of the merchant's tricks, you can't swindle me.
No.25518
Just had a wank and feeling pretty happy. I don't know how this makes people depressed.
I was feeling absolutely shit, the worst I've felt in a long time moments before. Now I'm all cheery again.
No.25519
>>25518
I think doing too much would lead some people to be depressed.
No.25520
>>25518
Just different people with different experiences I guess, like how some people love winter and hate summer while others love summer and hate winter. This is the first time since the summer that I've gone over a week without fapping, and I've felt fantastic for the last few days. I've been able to keep up with my daily routines really well, and I'm actually feeling upbeat. I'm smiling in the mirror and humming to myself and shit, it's weird.
Speaking of daily routines, I better be off to bed before I ruin it. Goodnight guys.
No.25521
off college for two weeks lads, think I'm going to hop on a bus to the cairngorms and disapear off innawoods for a day or two. As much as I like my course being around people so often doesn't leave enough time for quiet contemplation.
No.25522
>Been up for 4 hours already
It's a Sunday guys, what the fuck is going on?
No.25523
>>25522
Well done. I woke up at 7, but fell back asleep at some point after 9. I woke up again just now because my dream started getting lewd. Don't know if I'll get up though, I still feel tired.
No.25524
>>25523
I've done bugger all mind, just watched doctor who and bother my dog.
I need to shower soon, I didnt have one yesterday and my hair is terrible.
No.25525
>>25518
It's all about moderation; being in control of the urges, and not letting the urges control you.
No.25526
No.25527
No.25528
>>25527
don't really know, I was really young but I have nostalgia for it
maybe it's because I grew up with films and games about it
also, war is nice when it's not a shit insurgency and not in europe
No.25529
>>25528
Most films and games when I was growing up were about WW2, like Saving Private Ryan and Medal of Honor. The whole dusty middle-eastern desert with towel heads and suicide bombers thing never appealed to me much.
No.25530
>>25528
>>25529
I've never really thought of the middle eastern wars as real wars, bugger all has happened from them, it's all a bit of a standstill really with too many landmines and car bombs.
No.25531
>>25529
I liked war a lot as a child.
I would make weapons out of the cardboard from toilet rolls by taping them together.
I'd also wear camo and drink out of a canteen.
No.25534
>>25532
Nothing new, I remember people saying "longcat is long", "do you liek mudkipz?" and "epic win" when I was still in school, and it was just as cringe-worthy.
No.25535
>>25534
I remember in school pretty much no one knew about 'memes', and fortunately one of the earliest things I learnt on /b/ was "hide your power level".
No.25536
>>25533
He was pretending to be retarded apparently, and to be fair it does seem like an obvious act http://www.thefump.com/blog_entry.php?id=3&blog=1894
No.25537
>>25536
I saw people saying that in the comments, but even though he is pretending it's still cringeworthy.
No.25538
>>25537
It is, but it at least explains the girlfriend and friend.
No.25539
I'm thinking about quitting my job. I have nothing else to go to, but it's making me so fucking miserable. I'm tired, I'm fed up. I've been so miserable lately that I've been eating nothing, I managed to force down 2 bites of pasta all day. God, I hate it so much.
I don't know if I'm just using this as an excuse for other problems though, but I'm pretty convinced it's my job.
sorry for rambling
No.25540
>>25539
If you can get away with not working for a while, go for it. If not, I guess it's wageslavery for you until further notice.
No.25541
>>25539
is there anything particular about this job that is bothering you? It just sounds like you're really depressed to me. You can get signed off sick for a couple of weeks and take some meds before making any decisions.
No.25542
heated the milk for my hot chocolate for too long and now I have molten chocolate. Just burned my tongue.
No.25543
tfw want to see a film but don't have a car so I can't
normies have no idea how good they have it
No.25544
>>25543
I know the feeling, with pretty much everything outside of the house that isn't within walking distance. Or anything outside of the house at all until recently.
No.25545
>>25543
Could you get a bus to the cinema, or is it too out of the way?
I've had success with taxi's before, after following some advice I had off another anon. You go straight in the back when it turns up and say "Sorry mate, I just dont wanna talk right now, i hope you understand" and make sure to crack your voice and sound super upset. Taxi driver assumes youve got shit going down in your life.
No.25546
>>25545
Not him, but I hate buses and taxis. Buses because they are an anxiety nightmare and the bus system in this town is overly complicated and makes no sense. Taxis because sitting in the back of a car and the smell of the asian drivers makes me feel really queasy. Not to mention the cost.
I'd rather miss out on everything and stay in my room than use public transport ever again. And that's exactly what I've done.
No.25547
>>25545
The bus doesn't go that late and taxis are too expensive.
No.25549
No.25550
>>25540
I can.
I've got the money.
>>25541
I feel like I've been there too long.
>It just sounds like you're really depressed to me
I probably am. This time last month I was perfectly fine, I didn't have a worry in the world. Now I'm just so tired.
Is it normal to look for particular things to blame my depression on?
No.25551
No.25552
The Daily Mail's comment sections are pretty funny
No.25553
No.25555
Back to work tomorrow lads.
You either die a NEET,
Or you live long enough to see yourself become a wageslave.
No.25556
>>25555
>britfeel guy
>talking like someone from /int/
No.25557
>>25556
I didn't have the dialogue ironed out at the time m80alright, now calm down
No.25558
>>25554
I mean fuck that, but I do feel a bit sorry for some of the people who were born here, there was a girl I knew who was forced to wear the headscarf and her parents were making her get into an arranged marriage and she hated it.
No.25560
I'm surprised how redpilled /tv/ threads about Star Cucks is.
No.25563
redpill me on kegels lads
No.25565
My stomach hurts so much.
No.25567
>>25565
Do you think it's something you ate?
No.25568
>>25563
Make ur dick hard lad
No.25569
>>25557
>>25555
finish dolequest
No.25570
>>25567
Probably.
Just been sick.
No.25571
what do you guys use to watch tv series online? popcorn times series section isn't working for me the past few days.
No.25572
>>25571
I don't watch any TV series, at least not any more, but if I did I would torrent it.
No.25573
>>25571
I just torrent everything.
No.25574
>>25572
>>25573
it would take fucking hours for me to torrent a single series
I just want instant gratification ;_;
No.25575
>>25571
torrents mainly
putlockers ok though
No.25576
>>25574
Do it one episode at a time, and while you're watching one, download the next. That's what I used to do when I was still on 2Mbps.
No.25577
you guys waiting on anything in the post?
I've got quite a few things coming:
>new desk
>knife sharpener
>sushi rolling mat
>jeans
>a couple of books
>>25576
Not a bad idea, where do you torrent from? Pirate bay?
No.25578
>>25577
I've just ordered my mum an HDMI cable so she doesn't have to keep borrowing mine, that's all.
Usually either KAT or TPB, but anywhere on https://unblocked.la/ if I can't find it on those. Unless it's anime, in which case I'll use Nyaa for new stuff or BakaBT for old stuff. I'll use XDCC if shit hits the fan with Nyaa, but I prefer not to.
No.25579
>>25577
Ordered a lightning cable for an iphone that happened to come into my possession today that has absolutely no charge in it.
No.25580
>>25579
>an iphone that happened to come into my possession today
explain anon
No.25581
>>25580
found it in the street while walking the dog. Screens a bit smashed up, but the "charge needed screen" looks fine under all the cracks. Ill find out more once this cable gets here.
No.25582
No.25583
>>25582
It's actually worse than my current phone, but even if it has the smallest possible storage size, it's still gunna be bigger than my ipod, so I'll use it for that, and maybe as a camera.
No.25584
I'm off to bed, hopefully I can get up earlier tomorrow, it was about 2pm by the time I got out of bed today even though I woke up much earlier. Also I should go outside, it's almost been a week since I've left the house.
Goodnight guys.
No.25585
I can finally play videogames again lads, is our WoW private server guild still going?
If so what private server is it?
No.25586
>>25585
Nevermind, I just checked the older threads and got it.
No.25587
Never been so ill since I went to France some time last year. Oh god, I'm never going to subway again.
Managed to throw up about 11 times last night and got to sleep at around 6:00.
I think I'll take the day off work.
No.25588
>>25587
Jesus, that sounds awful. Hope you get better soon lad.
No.25589
>>25588
Actually feeling alright now, so tired I was falling asleep every time I lay down on something though.
I just don't want to get to work and feel shit again.
Thanks, man.
No.25590
No.25591
>>25590
Are we on the pvp or pve realm?
No.25592
No.25593
No.25594
On my THIRD cup of coffee today, lads.
No.25595
No.25596
>>25595
Just being hardcore.
No.25597
>>25594
I've never had coffee, what's it like?
No.25598
>>25597
Like bitter coconut.
No.25599
Drinking a nice cold can of cock lads
No.25600
>>25599
I wouldn't mind a can of cock.
No.25601
>buy weekly bus ticket
>date/time it expires in exactly 6 days
>need to use it on the 6th day past expiry time.
It's supposed to be for 7 days guys, there's seven days in a week. I'm too useless to go complain in the bus station too because the people who work there are always in a bad mood and I'm terrible at confrontation.
No.25602
>>25601
>the people who work there are always in a bad mood
They are here too, there must be something about buses that makes the people who work on and around them complete cunts.
Probably all the dregs of society they have to deal with all day, but that's no excuse to be moody pricks to everyone they encounter.
No.25603
>>25601
I don't even know how a bus works. The last time I used one I had no clue what to ask for. I just said "I'll have what the last person had".
No.25604
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can you do the gandha bherundasana yoga pose lads
No.25605
>>25603
I don't know how anyone understands them. There's nowhere you can find out unless you know someone who somehow already knows, and chances are they'll give you some faulty incomplete instructions that make you look like an idiot to everyone on the bus anyway I've already shared my stories relating to that.
If you don't know anyone that uses buses or just can't talk to anyone at all, then you're pretty much buggered. Bus drivers would rather you look like a fool than help you understand how it works.
No.25606
why are furniture deliveries so unreliable? They're an hour and a half late and not answering my calls, I want to make it to B&Q before it closes you fucking pricks.
No.25607
>>25606
I've had it with plenty of items bought online, it's not just limited to furniture. You should always take their estimates with a pinch of salt.
No.25608
>>25607
on the bright side, nipped to Jewson (it's a hardware store) and bought all the shit I needed for the desk, got undercharged by like £13 quid. Essentially got some ear protectors and a bunch of sandpaper for free so pretty pleased about that.
No.25610
No.25611
MY TABLE ARRIVED BREHS
TIME TO HAVE A NICE BEER AND GET SANDING
>>25610
what you gonna get this time friendo?
No.25612
Got 3kg of tea arriving tomorrow, pretty excited.
No.25613
>>25611
Probably something mild. Since I was so ill last night, I don't want to upset my stomach with anything spicy.
No.25614
Driving test tomorrow lads
Quite nervous it has to be said
No.25615
>>25612
>Jewson
I cycle past one of those every now and then, I chuckle every time.
No.25616
>>25614
Good luck, how confident are you that you'll pass?
No.25617
>>25616
I'm confident in my ability, I basically can drive with no trouble
My only issue is fucking up due to nerves or whatever
No.25618
>>25612
any particular kind of tea or just your standard tetley?
>>25615
kek, gets me too.
No.25619
>>25618
Hibiscus and green tea.
No.25620
WoW is making me hate Russians.
No.25621
>>25620
I was partied with one guy the other day and we were going all over the barrens following each other and killing things for quests, and we didn't say a single word to each other the entire time. After a couple of hours we finally got back to the crossroads, and he said two words in russian then went offline. I had no idea he was russian until that point.
No.25622
>>25620
What are the slavs doing to you?
No.25623
>>25622
>doing a difficult quest
>all mobs dead, one party member alive. Just me and the russian
>one mob respawns
>okay, this is simple. I'll just heal the russian whilst he kills this ONE NPC
>russian decides to run off
>pulls 3 more mobs
>kills us both
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KILL IT
No.25624
No.25625
>tfw you will never be a NEET cat
No.25626
Fucking hell lads my job is so easy fuck. Its like you're a NEET and then you get a job and you realise that a job is just barely working and going for tea breaks.
No.25627
>>25626
Lucky you. I had to do a lot in the jobs I've had.
No.25628
>>25625
I can't think of a difference between my life and a pet cat's.
No.25629
>>25628
Cats get comfier sleeping spots.
No.25630
>>25629
Not really, I've got my comfy bed. They get the windowsill, the drive, the pavement, the road, the shed roof, and other places I certainly wouldn't want to sleep. At best they'll have a basket with some cushions.
No.25631
>>25630
You have shit cats with no imagination.
No.25632
Soldiering on with sanding my new desk lads, at this rate I'll be able to apply the primer to the topside tonight.
>>25626
what's your job?
No.25633
>>25631
I have no cats, I'm just describing the ones I see outside my window and my auntie's one before it died. Where do creative cats sleep?
No.25634
>>25632
game testing lad, but I'm just answering customer complaints right now. I'll be honest it isn't as easy as I made out up in that first post but once you know what you're doing it's ezpz
No.25635
>>25633
On the end of my bed.
No.25636
>>25635
I sleep on a bed as well, the entire bed in fact, so there's still no significant difference between my life and a pet cat's.
No.25637
>>25636
He has much more space than you. Imagine being on a bed ten times your size.
No.25638
>>25637
I wouldn't want that, I like to sleep at the edges and alternate through the night, and I'd have to roll over several times to reach the other side if it was that big. Other than that, the cat can only sleep on one part of the bed at once, so the rest of it is kind of irrelevant. It's also not even the cat's bed, whereas mine is my own, I don't have to deal with some giant creature being in it for a third of each day.
No.25639
>>25638
The difference between your life and a cats is that a cat doesn't have to feel any guilt or shame for being a useless layabout
No.25640
>>25639
I rarely feel guilty or shameful about my situation, I'm mostly just jealous of other people's ability to do things and ability to connect with other humans without being held back by overwhelming anxiety. You might say I'm a scaredy cat or a pussy.
No.25641
tempted to order a curry or fried chicken lads, haven't had dinner tonight.
No.25642
No.25643
>>25642
or maybe I should get chinese? The possibilities are endless lad, I just don't know what to go ofr.
Spent five fucking hours sanding and painting my new desk too so I feel like I've earned it.
No.25644
>>25643
could always roll a cheeky dice
No.25645
some weird guy has replied to a bunch of the non-general threads (mainly with goatse)
No.25646
>>25645
I just checked and he also posted in a general thread from august, I think he might be retarded
No.25648
>>25645
if none of the other mods are on I'll go dig up my cheeky login details and ban him, haven't logged in in ages because we rarely actually need moderation.
No.25649
>>25648
I'm on but I decided not to ban him. When these strange people wander in I like to let them get on with it and only ban if they become an actual nuisance.
No.25650
Anyone else watching the live canadian election stuff?
No.25651
anyone here play football manager?
No.25652
well lads I ordered from the "italian" cause nowehere else was open. pretty sure it's actually a paki/turk shop but oh well.
>>25650
>>25651
nope to both of these lads
No.25653
>>25650
I wasn't even aware that was happening, I'm hardly interested in British politics let alone Canadian.
>>25651
Never played it, I'm not interested in football or sports either, especially the managerial parts of it.
No.25654
>need to be up at 7
>still need to shower
I dont think im getting much sleep lads.
No.25655
>>25654
Are you going to shower now or when you wake up?
No.25656
Cheese Doritos and Red Bull. Nice little nighttime snack.
No.25657
>>25655
Just showered, Im trying to get into showering in the evenings, but I keep forgetting.
No.25658
>>25656
Nice. I had a ham, lettuce and salad cream sandwich about an hour ago, as I'd only had breakfast and dinner today.
>>25657
I know how you feel, I've been trying to shower every two days and after I wake up, but it keeps not happening. I end up not showering at all, like today and yesterday for example. I'm just too damn tired and hungry for a shower in the morning, and at night I'm usually too tired and full.
No.25659
>>25658
I'm just not a morning person, and standing in the shower first thing in the morning is horrible, but I feel super comfy in the evenings after having a super hot shower.
No.25660
>>25659
I'm the same, but I always leave it until I'm either too tired or it's late enough that I'll miss my bedtime target by a long shot, which is when I think "fuck it, I'll have it tomorrow". And then I often do exactly the same thing the next day.
Speaking of bedtime targets, it's already gone 1am. I'd better go to bed now, goodnight guys.
No.25661
Didn't masturbate in 2 days. Did today.
I couldn't believe how much precum there was, it was ridiculous.
No.25662
Morning guys. How is everyone doing today?
I slept through my alarm and am supposed to be in work in 15 minutes. I'm going to be at least an hour late. However, its very likely that no one will notice.
No.25663
>>25662
I got up 4 hours ago and I'm still very sleepy and I've got a headache. Fingers crossed they don't notice you getting to work late though.
No.25665
Passed my driving test lads!! Almost cried when she told me
No.25666
>>25665
Bloody good job lad! Well done.
No.25667
>>25665
>almost cried when she told me
I felt exactly the same lad, well done.
Now you can forget everything and drive like shit until you're 60.
No.25668
>>25665
Great, well done anon. Go tell yout FUCKINGGIRLFRIENDIUO432WHT2894328H9T24T38H94T238H93H89T8H9REEEEEEEE about it.
No.25670
Only 6 months of Uni left
>Been here for 4 years
>Made no lasting friends, the 3 I made kicked me out their life, others never talk to me or invite me out
>Spend all day in my room, no motivation to do my work
See me through this last year lads, I've only stayed so I don't have to deal with the disappointment of my parents
No.25672
>>25666
>>25667
>>25668
thanks guys! It's like a big weight has been lifted off my shoulders, like one of those things you feel you just HAVE to do and can't every truly relax until it's done.
No.25673
No.25674
>>25670
>the 3 I made kicked me out their life,
Why?
No.25675
>>25674
I told them I was going to vote UKIP
>This was their ultimatum, they still try talking to me to meet up but it will be too awkward
w-worth it.
No.25676
>>25672
>one of those things you feel you just HAVE to do and can't ever truly relax until it's done
I've got too many of these things in my life.
No.25677
>>25675
I'd never last in a Uni.
I do Nazi salutes and sing SS songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaZujSr6DM
No.25678
>>25675
Sounds more like you kicked yourself out.
No.25679
>>25675
>kicking someone out of your life because you disagree with how they vote
truly lefties are scum.
No.25680
>>25679
It's a Uni thing. It's a Colosseum of moral-posturing.
I have a few mates back home who vote Labour, but we have some good banter about each other's beliefs.
>The guy at Uni was secretly a nationalist but was whipped as fuck by his SJW gf who made him de-friend me, kek.
>tfw he was the only guy i could talk to at this shitty place
No.25681
>>25680
>Uninormie
>I have a few mates back home
No.25682
No.25683
>>25681
I'm so glad you NEET trash left Brit/Pol/
No.25684
>>25683
I don't go on brit/normie/.
No.25685
>>25683
The NEETs that ruined Brit/pol/ are not from here. They are a different, even more pathetic breed.
No.25686
>>25683
mate we are nothing to do with the pathetic sacks of shit that spammed brit/pol/
No.25687
>>25683
Nobody here ever went there, that should be very obvious from the posting styles and the images used.
And fuck off if you're just here to be a complete normalfag, try 4/britfeel/ if they're not busy meeting up, wageslaving, or getting drunk and shagging their way through uni.
No.25688
What you lads having for tea tonight?
Going to turn this into a steak pie.
No.25689
>>25688
>free range eggs
good man
No.25690
>>25688
No idea, I've not even gotten out of bed yet. I think there's some half-cooked chips from yesterday I can reheat, I'll probably have them with a microwaveable pukka pie out of the freezer or something at midnight.
No.25691
File: 1445362063563.png (33.72 KB, 542x337, 542:337, Screenshot from 2015-10-20….png)
made a little script that scrapes random wikipedia articles so that when i'm away from the net i've got some reading material. so far it's only got the most banal uninteresting shit-tier articles, but i'm gonna leave it running for a while and then prune all the boring shit i'll never read.
>actually feel accomplished for once
No.25692
>mum said we were having "spaghetti bolognese" tonight
>she made it with rice instead of spaghetti
fuck sake lads can't she do anything right?
No.25694
>>25692
My mum has done that before, I'm not keen on rice with anything besides chicken.
No.25695
No.25696
>>25693
>>25694
It's fucking rank. I quite like chilli con carne but this isn't that. It's just really odd.
No.25697
>>25696
Any mince meat in that slut?
No.25698
>>25691
Nice. I've never really looked into scripting, mostly because I can never think of something I want to do hard enough to take the time and learn it.
No.25699
>>25696
Modern bolognaise sauce is basically non-spicy chill.
No.25700
>>25698
>literally the first thing i've ever used my scripting skills for that is even slightly useful
No.25701
>>25700
It's something though.
No.25702
File: 1445364397559.jpg (Spoiler Image, 20.5 KB, 450x299, 450:299, 1377688394200.jpg)
>>25692
Make your own tea then you useless faggot
No.25703
>>25702
where do you think you are, normalslime
No.25704
>>25703
There's literally no excuse not to be able to cook if you have the internet.
No.25705
>>25703
If you can't cook, you are disgusting. You lost an ability to function properly.
Not being able to cook is pretty much on par with not being able to reach the toilet without shitting your pants.
No.25706
>>25705
I'd say it's closer to being unable to dress fashionably or being able to hold a decent conversation than being unable to use the toilet. Licking the carpet would be something of that ilk.
Also get the fuck out, fucking normalfags.
No.25707
>>25704
>>25705
quit normieshaming me
No.25708
>>25706
I'm a sperglord, permavirgin.
I just happen to be able to cook.
No.25709
No.25710
had a headache for like 3 days lads
No.25711
>>25708
I'm a sperglord permavirgin too, and I just happen to be able to make music.
I could say that everyone here that can't make music yet has an internet connection is disgusting and unable to function properly, but that would make me a massive cunt who is unable to understand that not everyone knows what I know, and not everyone has the same interests. The reality is cooking (and making music) is not a necessary skill to function or survive in most people's lives today, even if you think it should be.
No.25712
>>25709
It was supposed to be yesterday. Might be worth camping on her channel, I know on the second day she didn't link the stream in here when she started, so I had to do it.
No.25713
Literally nothing to talk about lads.
No.25714
No.25715
Put a bunch of clothes in the wash, and I need to go make some food now, then hoover a bunch, and then I need to clean my boots and the kitchen surfaces.
Parents are back tomorrow morning, so all the cleaning has to be done tonight. Why did I leave it so late.
No.25716
>>25711
If you like to enjoy what you eat, you should be able to cook at least basic meals. It's more a question of laziness and entitlement as opposed to a robot vs normie thing. You also have no right to complain when your mummy cooks you something you don't find agreeable.
No.25717
>>25715
You've still got plenty of time until tomorrow, don't worry.
Luckily my mum doesn't expect me to ever do anything, so if she goes away and comes back, she's usually pleasantly surprised if I've only done the dishwasher and put everything away. Never done laundry, hoovering or cleaning in my life so I couldn't do all that even if I wanted to, I've asked her to teach me how it all works before but she never has the time.
No.25718
so lads when did you first realise you were seriously mentally ill?
No.25719
>>25717
Well the clothes are mine, and if I dont do them I wont have any underwear tomorrow, so that's a must, and I need to hoover because there's dogs hair all over my bedroom and the landing and he's not supposed to be upstairs but I let him. kek.
No.25720
>>25718
A couple of months after leaving school when I was 16. I'd begun contemplating suicide to relieve myself of the overwhelming depression, anxiety, loneliness, and belief that my future would be nothing but suffering until death. Then I got diagnosed with clinical depression and asperger's, and later social anxiety.
No.25721
New Moaning of Life in an hour.
No.25722
>>25716
by that logic no one here can complain about tfw no gf because it's entitlement to expect a gf
No.25723
>>25716
>you should be able to cook at least basic meals
>laziness and entitlement
What kind of people do you think post here? Independent, hard-working types that know how to look after themselves, or lazy useless NEET manchildren and social outcasts with no useful skills?
No.25724
>>25722
"tfw no gf" is an expression used to describe one's fragile emotional state as a result of lack of companionship, it implies nothing about expectation.
>>25723
Social retards and virgins. You don't need to be socially capable to learn useful skills.
No.25725
>>25724
Forgot to turn spoiler off
No.25726
>tfw mummy doesn't put my favourite quilt cover on
gonna shit on her bed tonight lol, that'll teach her
No.25727
>>25724
>Social retards and virgins
Social retards, virgins, and useless NEETs. There's a reason why our OP pics usually feature the job centre in the background.
No.25728
>>25727
But you're not useless, you have a depth of specialized knowledge in what is a very interesting - and some would argue difficult - topic (assuming you're music guy.) Cooking is a piece of piss compared to what you know, but it's much more important.
No.25729
>>25728
>Cooking is a piece of piss compared to what you know
I'd say they're equal in terms of difficulty. When I cooked a fried egg and an omelette-esque "thing", it was a mess for the first time the other week, it was very much like the first couple of times I tried making music.
I didn't really know what I was doing, I was attempting to follow tutorials I found online, I had to simultaneously learn all the equipment and how to use it all while actually using it, and everything ended up kind of wonky and misshapen. However, the end result was at the very least listenable / edible. It took years of working on improving every day after that to get decent at music production, and I imagine the same goes for cooking.
But I don't expect everyone to know how to cook, or make music. My dad certainly can't.
No.25730
we need to do this RFC tb h guys
No.25731
>>25730
>RFC
what the fuck is that
No.25732
No.25733
>>25731
>>25732
its a WoW dungeon thingy
No.25734
cut into my finger while sharpening my knife lads, hurts like fuck. Thank god the blade was blunt. I think the bone is bruised.
No.25735
What the fuck is going on with Amazon
>22:58 at night
>delivery still on it's way
Am I seriously going to get a delivery at about 12 or is it just cocking up?
>>25730
We're way past RFC.
We can do harder dungeons now.
No.25736
>>25735
>tfw still like level 9
fuck
No.25737
>>25735
|t could be the most beta delivery driver ever, waiting for you to open the front door.
Also I want to complete the RFC quest even if it is a little below me ;_;
No.25738
>>25736
Get a move on, crest.
>>25737
This reminds me. I do online shopping, my delivery was scheduled for 11:00 in the morning. I noticed the Sainsbury's van on my street at about 10:50. Since he was just sitting in his van I assumed it was for someone else.
11:00 he gets out his van and knocks on my door.
He sat in his van and waited for 10 minutes just so he could be on time.
No.25739
>>25738
he's not crest, I am
and I haven't been on in days
No.25740
>>25739
Oh, must be calciumlord then.
No.25741
>>25738
if i was a delivery driver and noticed that i was 10 minutes early you're damn right i'd sit and do nothing in the van for a bit
No.25743
>>25741
Why not do the shopping straight away and then sit in your van for 10 minutes afterwards?
No.25745
>>25743
meh, not how i work.
No.25746
>>25743
Because if you do that, some dickhead will eventually shout at you for being early, they cant do that if youre on time.
No.25747
Can I make a suggestion lads? There is something that is known to help you feel better when you have no friends and get all of your money from the job centre; a tried and tested method of blocking depression and loneliness that has been embraced by hundreds of thousands of dolecucks already.
Try heroin today. It's cheap (at first) and certain to make you find love in the world again. What's more is it's absolutely fucking everywhere in the UK and is ridiculously easy to find relatively safely.
Let me know if you need any tips for first timers.
No.25748
No.25749
>>25747
>fucking everywhere in the UK and is ridiculously easy to find relatively safely
Unless you're buying it from tor. I doubt anyone here would have the confidence to coldcop.
No.25750
>>25749
'coldcopping' doesn't exist unless you're in some chicago ghetto.
Find your local chemist, your local homeless centre, your local soup kitchen, ect and offer to buy somebody a bag if they will introduce you to their dealer. 99% of addicts will take you to score straight away and will probably be your mate too if you're willing to buy drugs for them.
No.25751
>>25750
That is coldcopping.
No.25752
>>25751
Hardly, traditional coldcopping is heading into a bad part of town and finding a street dealer to hook you up. This kind of market doesn't really exist in the UK though, and I wouldn't recommend doing it if it did. A junkie probably isn't gonna rob you if you're offering to buy them something.
No.25753
>>25752
It's still the same shit.
And for people who have trouble talking to girls. Why would they be more confident around junkies?
No.25754
>>25753
Around girls you have the intrinsic feeling that they are better than you and so you retreat inwards, the opposite is true around junkies so I imagine it would be much easier to be yourself and be the leader of the interaction.
No.25755
>>25753
>trouble talking to girls
I wish that was the extent of my problems, the last time I spoke to someone that wasn't close family and wasn't in a compulsory appointment setting was that time I bought a chippy and posted a picture of it.
No.25756
>>25754
I think people are going to be slightly intimidated by hardened drug addicts that would stab you for £20.
No.25757
>>25756
You'll find most 'hardened drug addicts' are 50+ years old and aren't a threat to anybody.
No.25758
I'm off to bed. Got carried away ricing my desktop.
Goodnight guys.
No.25760
Woke up today and felt a deep sense of philosophical terror when I looked out my window.
Life is a cold, lonely, worthless and I see no reason to keep going.
No.25761
>>25760
If you're feeling philiosophical maybe you should direct that energy towards betterment; take a listen to this Terrence McKenna lecture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboPUQ0xCDs
No.25762
>>25761
I'm not into this guy.
I prefer traditional philosophy.
No.25763
>>25762
He's the most traditional, yungian fucker it's possible to be.
No.25764
>>25763
Taoism, European Paganism, Ancient Greek.
No.25765
>>25757
Neither is the cashier at the COOP, but people are still intimidated.
No.25768
>>25761
>“Feminism is a tremendously underestimated force, viewed in the present context primarily as a woman's concern. The understanding has not yet percolated throughout society that the advancement of women is a program vitally connected to the survival of human beings as a species. The reason for this is simply that institutions take on the character of the atoms which compose them, and what we are most menaced by in the twentieth century are dehumanized institutions. If women played a major role in policy formation and execution on the part of these institutions, I think they would have a far more benign and ecologically sensitive kind of character. So I see feminism not as a kind of war between the sexes or any of these stereotypic images, but as actually a kind of effort to shift the ratios of our emphasis that is expressed through our institutions.”
Terence "Dude weed lmao" Mckenna
No.25769
Morning guys just about.
Seems like the newfag count is on the rise, I wonder if we got linked somewhere.
No.25770
>>25769
>Just pull your socks up
>Just be yourself
>Just inject heroin
No.25771
>>25770
It works, you know. They say that heroin can give company to even the loneliest man.
Or if that's too scary for you, codeine and tramadol are abundant and will essentially do the same thing until your tolerance builds up.
No.25772
>>25770
Kek, and he's not the only one:
>just post outside the main thread
>just post goatse
>just "get laid and stop being a bitter little misogynist"
>just >>>/wizard/
No.25773
kek, I wonder where this place was linked.
No.25774
>>25773
Heroin guy here. I used to pop into the /r9k/ britfeel every now and again, my main board these days is 8ch /b/, and I lurk here every now and again. Probably not linked anywhere.
No.25775
You guys might remember that guy who used to come in to /r9k/ britfeel and preach about how psilocybin mushrooms can cure depression and try to teach you how to pick them. Yeah, that's me. I kinda rely on drugs to get me through life, and I spend all of my ESA & DLA payments on drugs
No.25776
>>25774
How is 8ch /b/?
Is it just kidzone like halfchan?
No.25777
>>25776
It's a mixture between being a less retarded 4chan /b/ and a more retarded 4chan /r9k/, I kinda like it though.
No.25778
>>25777
4chan /b/ just seems to be a porn board now.
I don't know how I used to spend all day on it 6 years ago.
No.25779
>>25777
>takes drugs
>happily browses a board "more retarded" than "4chan /r9k/"
This could work as an anti-drug abuse PSA.
No.25781
>>25780
I remember this guy, I loved his videos when I first saw them. A great peek into real life american normie and not so normie behaviour. The crackwhore one and the chinese place always made me laugh.
No.25782
>>25781
She was fucking creepy.
Pointed the camera in her face and she just starts quickly mumbling numbers.
No.25783
>>25780
I love this guy, I don't like how people justify it as 'oh there are cameras everywere da gubberment is spying on u' though. Those are for security, not for laughing at normies getting mad.
No.25784
This is now a moral thread
Degenerate addicts out
No.25785
>>25784
Seconded. For the remainder of this thread, all degenerates are to be banned ON SIGHT.
(as it happens we need a new thread soon anyway)
No.25786
>>25784
Thank you based moralman. I shall never let the devil's wicked ways tempt me into committing degenerate acts.
>tfw not joking
No.25787
>>25785
HAHA SMOKE FUCKIN WEED EVERYDAY FAGNERDS
(DEGENERATE WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.25788
How much do you think all this acne cream is worth?
10p for scale.
No.25789
>>25788
£60.04 with free delivery.
>asking a question about prices when we're on the internet
No.25791
>>25789
No, I'm building suspense before I tell you the outrageous price.
No.25792
>>25791
Yeah I know, but I could and did just look it up.
No.25793
>>25787
>tfw funbans don't appear on the mobile app
No.25794
>>25792
I didn't think anyone would actually do that though.
I'm getting so jewed.
No.25795
>>25794
Yeah it's pretty outrageous for some face cream. Do you know if it works or not?
No.25796
>>25794
Before you spend that much money, what's your diet like? Do you exercise?
No.25797
>>25793
They dont come up if you never close the page and just rely on autoupdate on desktop either.
No.25798
>>25795
Yeah, I've been using it. Works absolutely perfectly.
I keep the leftover tubes because it's so expensive. I'll cut them open and collect the leftovers to save money
>>25796
My diet is pretty good, I don't exercise.
No.25799
>>25798
Ok. I've heard that not consuming dairy can help as well, as well as cold showers (or just rinsing your face under the shower head for a bit as a full shower can be a bit much).
No.25800
>>25799
Tried all that stuff.
No dairy, no sunlight, more sunlight, washing more, washing less, no alcohol, less sugar, changing pillowcases often. Pretty much everything.
Only two things have worked.
Isotretinoin and Benzyl Peroxide. and getting prescription Isotretinoin is just such a hassle.
No.25801
>>25747
this is a really, really, really bad idea.
No.25802
welp lads my desk came out shit because the paint I got was hideous, going to have to resand everything and try again with a different paint
once I'm finished I will dump pics of the process
i-if anyone's interested that is
No.25804
>>25802
I'm interested. What was wrong with the paint, not the colour you expected?
No.25805
is lupus streaming today? I was thinking about doing a hearthstone stream today lads. I know most people on here aren't interested in it but it will give us some place to gather and I'll answer questions about the game and stuff if you all want.
>>25804
too glossy, and I applied the coat WAY too thick. It looks horribly tacky.
No.25806
No.25807
I wanted to play WoW all day but I've spent the past 3 hours cleaning my disgusting house. Usually I do it every Thursday but it was just far too putrid.
No.25808
>>25805
Ah right. I hate painting, so I don't envy you.
>>25807
Sounds productive though, and there's still plenty of hours left in the day to chill out and play vidya.
No.25809
>>25806
neat. my sander arrives tomorrow so you'll here from me then.
No.25810
muscle twitches/cramps are caused by a lack of potassium right?
No.25811
When I purchased 3kg of tea on Amazon, I didn't expect there to be this much. I had no idea a Kg of tea would be a huge sack.
No.25812
>>25811
post pics you madman
also are they in individual bags or did you get loose leaves?
No.25813
>>25811
A teabag weighs about 2 grams, did you really buy 1500 teabags?
No.25814
Afternoon thread. Not slept in about 3 days, please send help.
All I down for the last 16 hours is grind skinning.
Also. The PvP server went down. So hoped onto the PvE server, and made a druid called Farage.
No.25815
>>25814
Are you lupus? What happened to your sleeping pills?
No.25817
>>25815
Yeah that's me, I'm on amitriptyline. But it's not working, in the slightest. It worked the first night, but since it's just made me nauseous and itchy,
No.25818
>>25817
That sucks, do you not have anything else? If not, maybe try turning off the games and the screens and reading a book in low light or something.
No.25819
>>25818
Done all of that, It's like my mind is exhausted, but my body won't let me sleep. And the amitriptyline is new, it's meant to replace my zopiclone as it's much stronger.
Basically I'm trying to exhaust myself that much, I'll pass out or something.
No.25820
No.25821
>>25819
I used to do that everyday due to insomnia, but I never went much further than 70 - 75 hours. What's the longest you've stayed awake with no naps before?
No.25822
>>25821
Well, currently the last time I slept was sunday afternoon. I think I've gone longer though. Mainly as the chronic pain isn't really helped by opiates or anything.
No.25823
No.25824
>>25816
are you the fellow from a while back who was talking about the merits of loose leaf tea? I'd like to get into it myself now that I have more money, but I'm getting into a tonne of different hobbies as it is at the moment.
No.25825
We're hoping to do a WC run, We need a healer, (Butler I'm looking at you mate) and another dps.
No.25826
>>25824
Nah, that wasn't me. But I do have a pretty big collection of loose leaf tea. (excluding the ones that arrived today).
No.25827
>>25825
I'll be on after I've had my tea, if you don't mind waiting until later.
WC run would be brilliant.
No.25828
>>25825
>WC run
A what? I'm about to have a haircut and dinner soon, so I can't do anything until later.
No.25829
>>25827
That's fine we'll wait,
>>25828
It's a dungeon, Hopefully you'll enjoy it! It's much better doing these things with friends rather than random knob heads.
No.25830
No.25831
>>25828
Wailing Caverns.
It's a dungeon filled with water monsters.
No.25832
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw the illuminati is real
No.25834
>if you buy a fake item on ebay, you get a refund but you're not supposed to return the item to the seller
what's to stop me from buying a bunch of fake shit, getting a refund then selling them on gumtree or amazon for profit?
No.25835
>>25834
Getting reported for selling fake shit I guess.
No.25836
Just spend ages oplaying a mobile game called Farune, turns out the last dungeon is only available on the 3DS version, so it just ends at the door to it.
No.25837
frustrated lads
trying to measure my shoe size, but every chart I look at says my measurement in inches should be a UK size 8, which is clearly bullshit because it's physically painful for me to walk around in a size 10, let alone an 8.
I just want to know my fucking shoe size so I don't buy a pair that's too big.
No.25838
>>25837
literally just try a couple pairs on? I've never "measured" my feet I've just worn what fits comfortably
No.25839
>>25837
I have the same problem, whenever I've been measured I've been 8, but the shoes that actually fit are 9s and 10s. I've even had a pair of 11s before.
No.25840
>>25838
why can't I figuratively try a pair on?
>>25839
yeah, I think I'm just going to have to say fuck it and guess. My current pair are a size 12 and they're too big, but I've grown out of most of my 11s so I must be 11.5. Which is a real shame because it's a massive pain in the arse to find shoes at a x.5 size, especially over size 10.
No.25841
No.25842
>>25840
>why can't I figuratively try a pair on?
because then you end up with an 8 when you should be wearing a 10, faggot
No.25844
>>25843
>a kind of mutation
if we didn't mutate we wouldn't even be monkeys, we'd be fucking unicellular pond life.
I know his entire point of view in general is horrendous, but fuck that annoyed me more than anything else. One of my biggest pet peeves is when somebody describes something as a "mutation" as though it's a pejorative term, it isn't.
No.25845
>>25779
Why do you care what I choose to do with my time?
No.25846
>>25845
he's trying to save you from the fires of hell I think
personally I don't like the thought of someone on here ODing, it makes me sad. Unless you stream it of course, that's a whole different story.
No.25847
>>25845
Well you came over here promoting drug use.
No.25848
No.25849
>>25848
Why? It's hilarious. He's reached such a level of cuckery and self-loathing that he feels the need to deride himself before his readers.
No.25850
I assumed a fair few on here would be on drugs to self medicate
No.25851
No.25853
>>25850
There's one guy who was taking codeine, and there used to be a 420blazeitfag around. That's about it I think.
I've never taken drugs in my life personally, mostly out of morals but also due to the fact I didn't leave the house or speak to anyone for years.
No.25854
>>25853
well now I feel like a junky
No.25855
>>25850
I get drunk most days so I can function in society, but I dont think I could deal with a "drug deal"
No.25856
>>25855
I get my stuff online
No.25857
>>25850
I was permadrunk 24/7 when I was 18-19. Managed to cut down a lot though.
No.25858
>>25850
a few of us do, but we realise it's an objectively bad life decision and don't encourage others to do it.
>>25853
I am officially codeine free as of last week
No.25859
>>25850
Never had alcohol or drugs.
No.25860
what are you all currently listening to lads?
Also, trying to snipe a watch on ebay. Wish me luck.
No.25861
No.25862
>>25860
forgot to post what I was listening to.
No.25863
>>25858
I'm not the heroin guy I was just asking
No.25866
>tfw your dad finds out you play female characters in video games
No.25867
>>25866
I bet you're fleshlight anon.
No.25868
>>25867
How did you guess that?
No.25869
>>25868
you play female characters in video games
No.25870
>>25869
I do too, but I haven't bought or made my own fleshlight.
No.25871
No.25872
No.25873
No.25874
You know what I hate?
When two faggots from the same country or university meet in the same thread and spam it with endless, offtopic shit.
No.25876
>>25874
>stealing my post from 8/r9k/
No.25877
>>25876
Wrong, someone stole it and posted it on halfchan.
I stole it from there.
No.25878
>>25875
I like it
This album is the best music I've heard in a while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbb_DKn21Ig
No.25879
>>25877
Wow really? Here it is, in response to someone who mentioned the university thing >>>/r9k/78009
No.25880
>>25879
Pretty sure I seen it there. Or maybe it was that post.
Anyway, it still irritates me so much.
No.25881
>>25880
Yeah it's annoying as fuck, mostly because my autism makes me translate everything they say.
No.25882
>>25877
why would you steal a post from anywhere you unoriginal tool
No.25883
>>25882
It's not about stealing it. It's about wanting to share how I feel about something.
No.25884
someone tell me right now how this is possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HmlvQx64A
No.25885
>>25884
eating disorder probably
No.25886
>>25884
most of the best professional eaters in the world are tiny jap girls, they out-eat big fatass americans.
Must be something in their genes that allows their stomach to stretch or something
No.25887
>>25884
I would probably throw up after 10 and I'm a much bigger guy than her. How is that possible?
No.25888
>>25886
there's a whole korean thing where tiny girls will pig out on camera
No.25889
>>25887
well there are cuts, so maybe she does
No.25890
>>25886
>>25884
Theree are cuts where she went to puke.
No.25891
>>25889
>>25890
That must be it. I would say that it's physically impossible for a woman of her size to eat 100 burgers without puking.
No.25892
No.25893
I've devised myself a ~10 minute stretching/yoga routine to do every morning. I have a ruptured disc in my back, so I get back pain when sitting down for too long. Hopefully these, combined with being more active in general as of late, will be helpful.
No.25894
>>25884
>these will aid me to get through the burgers
>I will do my best!
kek, I love that gook expression.
>>25893
sounds good mate, what other "active" stuff are you doing? I've been meaning to get back into running and the gym but it's been buggered up because I fell ill last week and only just recovered today.
No.25895
>>25884
multiple cuts in the video. In the first "sitting" she ate 26 burgers, and at one point got up to fetch juice around halfway into that first sitting.
So in reality, she ate 13 burgers, threw up, had 13 more then resumed the challenge the next day.
No.25896
>>25895
Still impressive, I don't think I could eat more than 3 burgers in one sitting.
No.25897
>>25896
they're those little mcdonald's burgers tho. I reckon I could smash 15 of them.
No.25898
>>25894
I've been walking my dog about 5 miles per day for a few months now. My back is certainly feeling much better, but it's still not at 100%. I know it's possible to be at close to full functionality with a ruptured disc, but I'm not quite there yet. I need to do some strengthening stuff as well I think. I envy people who can go to the gym. My shoulders are also fucked; I'm doing rotator cuff exercises to fix them, but it's a long process.
No.25899
>>25898
sucks that you can't go to the gym, but walking that distance every day is really good for you. Keep it up m8
No.25900
>>25897
Ah, maybe I could eat a fourth then. No more than that though, definitely not.
No.25901
>>25900
babby stomache
pjotr from russia tell me
u must eat many turnip to expand
come on
No.25902
>>25899
It is. My overall happiness has improved since I started doing it too, and seeing my dogs have fun is nice. Pic related.
No.25903
>>25902
the perspective on this makes him look like a giant.
cute doge
No.25904
>>25901
Kek, yeah I'm underweight so I probably do have a smaller stomach than most. I've been pushing myself to eat more recently though, and I've gone up half a stone, so I'm at least a little more capable than I was.
No.25905
>>25904
on the bright side, underweight people can look really good if they build some muscle. nice to hear you're breaking out of mr skeltal mode. I'm currently losing weight myself.
No.25906
>>25902
I wish I had a dog.
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No.25909
>>25904
>tfw you want to be taller so you'd be considered underweight
No.25911