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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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 No.25910

It still isnt Halloween edition.

 No.25912

>>25910

implying any of us are invited to a halloween thing.


 No.25913

>>25910

thanks, threadslave.


 No.25914

>>25912

I know, but last year I dressed up on my own and watched VHS in the dark while eating sweets from a bowl as no one trick or treats here and I think that counts for something.


 No.25915

From observing normiebook, I've discovered something odd.

Girls who own horses are fucking insane.


 No.25916

>>25914

That sounds amazing. I may craft some costume out of household things. Like cling film, toilet paper, tin foil etc.


 No.25917

Also. the gandalf staff I got for the other half finally arrived. It's the best thing I've ever bought.


 No.25918

>>25915

you've only just realised this?

>>25917

neat. I just ordered some innawoods gear online. Post a picture?


 No.25919

>>25915

that's pretty common knowledge mate


 No.25920

>>25918

pls no make fun.


 No.25921

>>25920

I asked for a picture of the staff not your face you fucking normie


 No.25922

>>25921

That's her boyfriend's face.


 No.25923

>>25922

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT


 No.25924

>>25921

It's my partner you poof. I only have pictures of him holding it mate. I'll get a lonesome one during the day.


 No.25925

>>25923

I'm not taking the piss, but are you fairly new her?

Lupus has been posting in these threads for a long long time. She is probably responsible for the funniest thread we have ever had.


 No.25926

>>25924

In what world do you think it's a good idea to post a picture of your boyfriend on here?


 No.25927

>>25925

I came 3 days ago


 No.25928

>>25926

Probably not sleeping since sunday. Deleted anyhow.


 No.25929

>>25927

Hello new friend. I hope you're not going to be a proper autistic knob.


 No.25930

>>25925

I'm SAG

I have no problem with her, but it doesn't mean it's nice to remind the rest of us how desperately alone we are. Pack in the whiteknighting.


 No.25931

>>25927

Welcome.

Get fed up with the normie shitposting in the other thread?

>>25928

You think you'll get to sleep tonight?

4 days without sleep just sounds awful.


 No.25932

>>25930

Well. We've been in separate beds for the last 3 months if that's any consolation.

>>25931

Hopefully. It's getting ridiculous.


 No.25933

>>25932

It's not consolation, bad things happening to you doesn't make me feel good. We've had a pretty longstanding agreement not to bring up romantic relations in this thread, I don't think it's asking much that yourself (and all anons) respect that.

Don't want to fall out over it, but I don't feel I've done or said anything wrong.


 No.25934

>>25933

No it's quite right. I apologise for it, hence removing the picture. I'm pretty comfy with being Barry anyway.


 No.25935

>>25930

Wasn't really intending to whiteknight. I was just checking if he was new since he didn't know who it was.

I think we've got a few new posters recently, the threads have been so active. I don't think the last thread even lasted a week.


 No.25936

>>25934

I appreciate it friend. I'm sorry too if I came across too harsh.


 No.25937

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How the fuck do I put on weight when I have 0 appetite until around 5:00 in the afternoon.

I think I'm underweight.


 No.25938

>>25936

It's ok, I'm not really thinking straight from tiredness. It was my mistake even mentioning it. It was just the only exciting thing to happen today, bar the dungeon with guildfeel.


 No.25939

>>25935

Yeah it's pretty mental, we should probably update the sticky to have a more detailed explanation of how our board works. Where are we getting people from anyways? 49k? Do they still talk about us or something?

Not that I'm complaining, I quite like the increased speed. I remember way back in the day I would do nothing but post on britfeel constantly, it was so fast you never ran out of things to talk about.

Amazing how I can get so nostalgic for what was objectively an awful period in my life.


 No.25940

>>25937

Don't wait until you're hungry to eat, have scheduled meals and stick to them.


 No.25941

>>25939

I think we need an updated sticky thb.

>>25940

I already kind of do. I just don't think they're big enough. I'll always have a massive tea though.


 No.25942

>>25931

it's just uni talk, gf talk and normie bullshit


 No.25943

>>25940

As someone who is also underweight but has always had scheduled meals, you'll want to add "eat more during those meals, and eat snacks like fruit, nuts, etc. in between if you can" onto that. I've found scheduled meals to help digestion a lot, but it never did anything for gaining weight alone.


 No.25944

>>25942

Have you joined guildfeel?


 No.25945

>>25929

I'll try not to be

any links to these threads a little board culture wouldn't be a bad thing


 No.25946

>>25942

Uni talk is probably the most boring topic I can imagine.

It's the same conversation, again and again. But you're just watching other people have it.


 No.25947

>>25943

I'm going to try and count my calories tomorrow because I feel like I'm eating a lot.


 No.25948

>>25944

is that the wow guild?

>>25947

I could do with cutting down as well


 No.25949

>>25948

>is that the wow guild?

Yes

Come join us if you enjoy Vanilla WoW

>I could do with cutting down as well

>cutting down

I'm trying to put on weight.

Good luck though.


 No.25950

>>25947

I feel like I'm eating a lot too, but I think what you have to do is eat more than you feel comfortable with for several days on the trot, and then your stomach expands and you're able to take more in.

After eating breakfast I used to go about 4 hours before I'd be hungry again, today I was ready for lunch after a single hour. Going to have to increase my breakfast size I think.


 No.25951

>>25945

>>8265

This is the thread which most thread dwellers refer to.


 No.25952

>>25937

High calorie foods.

My go-to calorie food when I was lifting was always peanut butter


 No.25953

>>25949

I should have read that better

I've never really been one for mmo's


 No.25954

>>25953

Me neither, but with /guildfeel/ you don't need to have pre-existing friends, the ability to make new friends, or any knowledge of how to play. That made it easier for me at least.


 No.25955

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/britfeel/ has always been multicultural.


 No.25956

Cringing so hard at my CV templates from 3 years ago.


 No.25957

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>>25955

>that guy who avoids looking at the camera and continues eating when he knows someone is taking a picute

How rude.


 No.25958

>>25954

I might give it a go down the line but with fm16 coming out in a couple of weeks i'll be sinking all my time into that


 No.25959

>>25957

He probably wasn't a normie and realised what a massive mistake he had made the moment he got there


 No.25960

>>25959

He looks the part, if that was the case then I feel so fucking bad for him. I've been in situations like that with family gatherings or surprise visits, where I've not showered for two weeks and I'm in clothes like that or in my pyjamas. I shut down and become completely unaware of my surroundings, and inside my head I'm praying that nobody notices the state I'm in or tries to talk to me, and that I can leave the table as soon as possible.


 No.25961

>>25951

thanks anon, that was great


 No.25962

I'm off to bed. Just spent the last 4 or 5 hours wandering around in WoW by myself, uncovering the map and checking out some of the places and cities I'd not been to. Thunder Bluff was pretty dead and boring, but Undercity was fascinating and really cool looking. A nightmare to navigate, but cool nonetheless.

Goodnight guys.


 No.25963

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>>25937

Sounds like you need some MUTANT MASS

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

CMON


 No.25964

>>25962

Apart from ironforge, undercity is the number 1 comfy city.


 No.25965

File: 1445516713789.png (1.22 MB, 1316x699, 1316:699, kuck_immigration.png)

http://www.immigration.net

>Charles Kuck is the Managing Partner of Kuck Immigration Partners, and oversees its nationwide immigration practice.

>He is the past National President of the American Immigration Lawyers Association (AILA) and the past President of the Alliance of Business Immigration Lawyers (ABIL).

>Mr. Kuck has testified in Congress, fought against anti-immigrant legislation and serves as an Adjunct Professor of Law at Emory Law School.


 No.25966

>>25965

With a name like that he had no chance


 No.25967

>>25910

>same OP image

L A Z Y

A

Z

Y


 No.25968

>>25932

>Well. We've been in separate beds for the last 3 months if that's any consolation.

Normie BTFO


 No.25969

>>25936

>tells people not to whiteknight

>apologises like a beta cuck


 No.25970

>>25939

>>25941

When I made the first sticky no one really commented (except one person who said to add "no pakis" but I didn't want to be raided by the cyber police for hate preaching)

If people wanna put together a list then I'll update it


 No.25971

>>25968

Aye, life btfo'd me it would seem.


 No.25973

Why do people struggle so much to understand how this board works?


 No.25974

How's it going lads? My jeans finally arrived today, one pair needs to get tailored but the other is totally fine. Still waiting on my power sander arriving but according to amazon it should arrive today. Hope it comes soon so I can get my desk finished tonight. Been brushing the floor of my room and tidying up in general in preparation.

>>25973

It was only really designed for those of us fleeing 4britfeel, so new users don't get an explanation when they come in. We really should give a proper description in the sticky.


 No.25975

>>25973

I imagine most people that find this place figure out how it works just by looking at it, and blend in without bringing much attention to themselves, but the handful that don't get it baffle me. Surely they would notice that the majority of threads in the catalog look almost identical and have a date written in the subject.


 No.25976

>>25969

>avoids apologizing like a narcissistic, beta-cuck.


 No.25977

Went out today, there are so many qts it's unbelievable.

It just made me feel worse.


 No.25978

>>25969

>ignoring the fact that the other poster admitted wrongdoing and apologised first


 No.25979

My cat wont get off my lap.


 No.25980

>>25978

>>25976

>still white-knighting

Kek


 No.25981

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Official /britfeel/ Survey


 No.25982

>>25980

That's not even white-knighting.

I just have a problem with people who are scared of apologizing.


 No.25983

>>25981

I've done this one before somewhere, but I'm a 9 on that scale.

One girl was hugging everyone outside of school on the last day wasn't my last day, I had to stay on for another two weeks to finish all the coursework over the previous two years that I hadn't even started, and I got hugged. It was very warm, and I could feel her boobs through her shirt pressing against my body. I think I walked home with a semi that day.


 No.25984

>>25983

Sounds nice, I'm an 11.


 No.25985

>>25981

9

I was very uncomfortable.


 No.25986

>>25985

How'd it happen?


 No.25987

>>25986

Some girl was leaving work and saying bye to people.


 No.25988

>>25983

>last day of highschool

>everyone celebrating because they are about to go home and never come back

>I have to stay behind because I'm a fucking retard who had to do ASDAN


 No.25989

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>>25987

>tfw the only hug you've ever received from a girl was out of courtesy, not romantic interest or love


 No.25990

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 No.25991


 No.25992

>>25980

calling you a cunt doesn't make me a whiteknight, it makes you a cunt.


 No.25993

Incidentally. Slept last night! Managed to do my work. Then pass out after. Feel like a complete champion now.


 No.25994

>>25993

Good to hear, let's hope you can manage to sleep again tonight.


 No.25995

>>25994

Aye! I hope so. If not I'll be so annoyed.


 No.25996

>>25992

I am a cunt, but calling me a cunt in defense of a woman DOES make you a whiteknight.


 No.25997

>>25996

ps I'm meme-ing you


 No.25998

>>25996

I'm defending myself though, not the woman

>>25997

ree lol


 No.25999

File: 1445544173229.png (120 KB, 1920x1040, 24:13, hdgdjd.png)

Should probably sort out my downloads folder t/b/h.

Also, I bought some After Eight sticks today and they're nowhere near as good as actual after eights, but they were the same price. Bad decision.


 No.26000

>>25981

1

I got friend zoned then wormed my way in after she broke up but she never let me seal the deal


 No.26001

>>25988

tfw you can never punctuate correctly because it's to enough effort trying to spell as it is


 No.26002

>>25996

>>25998

just have a scrap lads


 No.26003

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>>26000

>1

>oral sex

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

BAN NOW


 No.26004

>>26003

I;d never touched a girl before and haven't since


 No.26005

>>26002

good idea

anon, meet me in the carpark after school lad. We're sorting this OUT


 No.26006

>>26004

GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.26007

>>26004

>win the lottery

>"dw anon, I'm not rich. I never won the lottery before or since ;^)"


 No.26008

>>26007

>>26006

sorry it's not like I was just bringing it up out of the blue

and I realise how lucky I was just explaining my situation


 No.26009

>>26005

best back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up


 No.26010

>>25973

I wonder how many people were from the original threads?

Nearly one year ago.

>>25981

0 no ban pls

All you've got to do is just b going for the mentally ill girls , btw I'm a cunt


 No.26011

>>26010

Shit, I forgot about that wordfilter then (^:


 No.26012

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>there are people ITT who have experienced real life blow jobs with real life girls

>as well as anons with real life girlfriends and boyfriends, past and present

>not forgetting most of the NEETs are NEET no more

I might as well just end it all at this point lads.

>>26010

>0

WELP, GOODBYE LADS


 No.26013

>>26009

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens


 No.26014

>>26010

Was it at least not recent?


 No.26015

>>26010

at what point was the exodus?


 No.26016

>>26015

Around February I think.


 No.26017

>>26015

It was late February.


 No.26018

>>26016

It was a bit later than that I thought? I made the /int/ banner at the same time so whenever that was uploaded.

Time flies


 No.26019

>>26001

Did I do something wrong?


 No.26020

File: 1445548290684.jpg (4.23 KB, 163x120, 163:120, WHAT CAN I SAY.jpg)

smoking a little weed, playing a little morrowind, have pretty much 0 responsibilities atm except from finding my own place to live because my nan is sick of me, but im still not happy. that depressing winter feeling is setting in and i can tell it's gonna be one of those years


 No.26021

anybody else on SSRIs? i'm on 50mg of sertraline daily, helps a bit lol but i've not taken it for weeks because the doctors called me in for an annual review and stop sending my prescription on to the chemist every month for me and i honestly think i can feel a noticable difference, should get my arse into gear and get myself down to the doctors.


 No.26022

>>26021

I was several years ago, but it was an all round bad experience see >>23091. I'd never go on them again, they fucked my shit up.


 No.26023

>>26022

Make that >>23091 .


 No.26024

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>>26020

>that depressing winter feeling is setting in

I can feel it too.


 No.26025

>>26021

I was on the exact same as you but after about 5 or 6 months I've come off them. They've made a lasting improvement to my mental state honestly, used to be totally sceptical but they've helped me so much.


 No.26026

>>26020

>>26024

don't know what you lads are on about, winter is GOAT


 No.26027

>>26020

>>26024

Fuck, I love the winter.

I love waking up on cold mornings and feeling comfy whilst I wait for the heating to kick in.

I love waking up early when it's still dark outside.

I love it when I can't get to sleep and not having to worry about the sun coming up.

This is definitely the happiest time of year for me.


 No.26028


 No.26029

>>26027

>>26026

Glad I'm not the only one. It still isnt cold enough to wear my coat and jumpers and Im really pissed off about it.


 No.26030

>>26028

>don't have a tv licence

>turn on my VPN

heh, nothing personnel.


 No.26031

>>26026

>>26027

I hate the cold, I hate it being dark all the time, I hate the gloomy grey skies, I hate the slushy muddy mess you get after it snows, I hate all the normie get-togethers and gift-giving days, I hate sitting in my room on my own while most people including my family are out having fun, and I hate every single one of the last 7 winters which have been nothing but miserable.

It's the only time of year where suicide starts seeming like a good idea to me.


 No.26032

nige is cleaning the fuck up on qt lads, crowd seems to be thoroughly behind him.


 No.26033

>>26032

>crowd seems to be thoroughly behind him.

h-how is that possible? The BBC always screen the audience to be at leat 75% hard-left pro-immigration labour voters.


 No.26034

>this pastel haired SJW who takes up valuable time just to shout at the Conservative MP and call him a meanie

Christ.


 No.26035

>>26020

How do I get weed with 0 connections?


 No.26036

>>26035

you don't, only normies with friends smoke weed


 No.26037

>>26036

Nonsense. This is going to be my quest.

I will do it.


 No.26038

>>26035

darknet


 No.26039

>>26035

Walk around any college, and when you inevitably get asked by a random person "oi yeah do you blaze?", just say "yeah m8, can you hook me up tho?". Then he'll tell you about his m8's skanky mum that grows it in the back of her house.

Then kill yourself, fucking weedfags.


 No.26040

>>26037

if you manage it, hook me up pal


 No.26041

>>26035

you can literally order weed off the internet


 No.26042

>>26041

>>26038

That sounds scary.


 No.26043

>try to split pdf based on apge numbers on pdf

>because its a scan of an actual book, page numbers dont match actual pdf page numbers

Im a fucking idiot.


 No.26044

>tfw getting camped by a lvl 60 rogue

The bastard has killed me 6 times. Just waiting for me to spawn. I logged out as they were just sitting on me waiting for me to come back.


 No.26045

>>26044

I hate that, it's happened to me a couple of times too. The worst was when we did that raid after you guys had all left, and there was only about 6 people remaining, who had all abandoned me. The place was littered with alliance, and about 20 of them were camping me for ages. I felt violated.


 No.26046

>>26045

Aye, it's proper grim. There were shit tonnes of high level alliance in Ratchet, just btfo'ing. And noone seemed to come chase them off.


 No.26047

I'm off to bed, got carried away messing around with my computer again.

Goodnight guys.


 No.26048

>>26046

I think ratchet is an alliance favourite for griefing. There's an escort quest from the castle to the south that finishes at ratchet, when I tried it there were alliance fags waiting to kill the npc near the end in hope you would aggress.


 No.26049

I somehow managed to lucid dream last night, haven't done that in a long time.

I think it's because I kept going to sleep and waking up over and over again.


 No.26050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.26051

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>>26050

>"They came out beautiful. They came out perfect!"


 No.26052

>>26050

They're like fucking cupcakes lmao


 No.26053

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>>26051

>>26052

It's so bad that he even made an apology video for it.


 No.26054

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>>25981

>come back to thread

>see it's full of turbonormies that are above a 9

I fucking hate you all why are you here, you should be banned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc


 No.26055

>>26054

Apparently 4/r9k/ is having another exodus due to the hotpocketeers cracking down on "women hate" threads and any threads complaining about it, so maybe that's got something to do with it.

Or maybe they were here all along, giggling to themselves at the incompetence and beta-levels of everyone who thought this was a comfortable environment to share their innermost feels with others in similar positions.


 No.26056

>>26055

They were here all along.


 No.26057

>>26056

I hope not, but you're probably right. Why can't normalfags and their excuses as to how their competence and success "doesn't mean anything, i only fucked a girl one time, and that was a whole year ago when i was already embarrassingly old (i'm 19 btw) >tfw practically still a virgin like you guys but keep getting called a normie :(" just go and stay go?


 No.26058


 No.26059

>>26057

I'd say 19 is the year everything starts to go downhill.


 No.26060

Who /halfchanonholiday/ here?


 No.26061

>>26060

BANBANABANABNABANABBANNNNNNNNNN


 No.26062

>>26059

I would say that too, which is why 17 - 19 year olds that act like having a first girlfriend or losing your virginity at that age is "late" irritate me.

>>26060

I permanently moved away in September 2014 with no intention of returning, and with the ways things have been over there for the last year I couldn't be happier with my decision.


 No.26063

>>26060

GET OUT, JUST GET OUT


 No.26064

>on my pushbike

>approaching a red light

>squeeze between a van and a car that are waiting there

>two girls in the car start laughing and shout "cheeky!"

D-Does this mean I have a gf now?


 No.26065

>>26064

get the ffuuuuuuuck ==OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT==


 No.26066

>>26064

I touched a female cashier's hand as she gave me my change.

Just call me Chad.


 No.26067

File: 1445608241167.jpg (Spoiler Image, 195.19 KB, 500x484, 125:121, 1427506129836.jpg)

>>26064

>>26066

>riding a bike around town

>going to a shop alone

>tfw these activities are unironically more than I am currently capable of


 No.26068

>>26067

Didn't you buy some milk and fish & chips by yourself not long ago?


 No.26069

>>26068

Yeah at the beginning of September feels longer, but I've tried doing it since and I haven't been able to. I haven't left the house for a week and a half either, and my sleep pattern has gone to shit. Everything is tumbling down.


 No.26070

I hope Russel Brand dies.


 No.26071

>>26069

It's untrue to say you're incapable of doing it. You've done it before. I'm sure you could do it again.


 No.26072

File: 1445609393017.jpg (57.46 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 12108125_1698322013732243_….jpg)


 No.26073

>>26069

You should make it your goal to go to the shops at least once or twice per week. You've already proven that you can do it. Once you've done it a few times you should become more comfortable with it.


 No.26074

>>26071

That's why I worded it as "more than I am currently capable of". I dunno, my mind feels like it's reverted to how it used to be, everything is negative and I feel hopeless all the time. The only thing that was pushing me to go outside was the nice weather in the Summer, but now that it's all grey and cold again I can't bring myself to leave the house.


 No.26075

>>26072

Her husband is probably the one that took the photo of her and the kid.


 No.26076

File: 1445610668210.gif (1.79 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1443852188499.gif)

>>26072

This makes me so fucking angry holy shit.


 No.26077

Would you guys say it's cold enough to wear a thick coat or gloves without looking stupid yet? Knowing the appropriate amount of clothing to wear for the different seasons has always been difficult for me, most people don't seem to get as cold as I do.

Also, is there a type of bag I can get that won't make me look any more autistic or gay? I used to just carry a bottle of water in my hand while on walks, but it's way too cold for that now, so I've been thinking about getting some sort of bag to put it in.


 No.26078

File: 1445611127378.jpg (131.19 KB, 638x993, 638:993, TrwuNH2.jpg)

>>26077

Get yourself a fanny pack mate


 No.26079

>>26078

Can't say I wasn't expecting this response, oh well.


 No.26080

I honestly think I would be happier if I wasn't in England. Or maybe even if I wasn't in Manchester. This place is literally shit-tier.


 No.26081

>>26080

England is great if you stay away from urban areas.

Where would you rather be?


 No.26082

>>26080

I've been thinking the same thing, I live in Milton Keynes. This place is depressing as fuck, everywhere you look there's ridiculous looking buildings, everything in sight is from the 60s or newer, and there's the non-stop sound of roaring of traffic wherever I go thanks to the grid system. I hate it, it doesn't even feel like a part of the rest of the country.


 No.26083

File: 1445615446781.png (20.07 KB, 571x448, 571:448, 1445399823306.png)

>>26081

Mainland europe. France, Spain, Germany, Holland, Austria… somewhere with a bit of culture.


 No.26084

>>26083

Have you been there? What makes you think they're any different from us?


 No.26085

File: 1445616796553.jpg (128.62 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, Bavaria.jpg)

>>26083

>Germany

Good luck


 No.26086

Can you do group BGs in WoW?


 No.26087

>>26083

Every single European city (barring some in Eastern Europe) is the same dehumanizing, atomized, multicultural mass of diversity and deracination. Rural areas still have plenty of culture. This is just as true for Britain as it is anywhere else.


 No.26088

trying to find a car is hard lads

especially since I'm after an automatic


 No.26089

>>26088

>especially since I'm after an automatic

Why?


 No.26090

>>26082

I live in Birmingham, it's fucking shit


 No.26091

Sweetcorn is the stupidest, nastiest, grossest, stupidest food in the world.


 No.26092

>>26091

I like it.


 No.26093

>>26089

because I'm a fag who hates driving manuals


 No.26094

File: 1445620723544.jpg (83.63 KB, 392x392, 1:1, le_smug_sweetcorn_frog.jpg)


 No.26095

>>26091

I agree, it's fucking foul


 No.26096

>>26095

reading back over my posts makes me think I swear too much


 No.26097

Thinking about playing a game of DOTA2 since nobody is on WoW.

I'll probably end up a frustrated mess deeply breathing through my clenched teeth in an hours time.


 No.26098

>>26084

I've been to Amsterdam quite a few times, and I love it there, it's like a city made for robots. Been to Germany once, France a few times… it just seems a lot less miserable than England.. like they are actually worth exploring. England is just the same shitty square mile copy and pasted over and over again.

>>26085

Yeh not that bit.

>>26087

I find the culture of rural britain is mainly made up of incest and racism. I agree with you that rural is better than innacity but I often feel I would get bored of not having everything I need near by. I do enjoy exploring a big city I've never been to on my own for the day.


 No.26099

started work 2 weeks ago and I've done basically nothing.

Eating some aldi pringles and aldi dip lads, got to stick to that budget, hows it going?


 No.26100

>>26098

>I find the culture of rural britain is mainly made up of incest and racism

wot


 No.26101

>>26098

Kill yourself.


 No.26102

File: 1445626870012.png (181.76 KB, 608x402, 304:201, 1386499452783.png)

>>26098

>I find the culture of rural britain is mainly made up of incest and racism.


 No.26103

>>26099

How long is your contract for?


 No.26104

>>26099

>aldi pringles

I tried them once before, they were disgusting. Like cardboard with seasoning that vanishes after half a second in your mouth. No match for the real thing.


 No.26106

Hurricane Patricia livestream lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP5Y4lISF0s


 No.26107

Rewatching firefly. I'll be on wow later friends. Also had tasty as f, gluten free pizza from Pizza Hut. Got a medium, and could only eat two slices, but saved the other four for tomorrow's tea and lunch!


 No.26108

>>26080

Oh aye, I didn't realise there was another britfeelian up north! I assumed you were all southern.


 No.26109

>>26108

We did a strawpoll for locations a while ago. Most people were in the south east.


 No.26110

>>26109

You can tell really without needing a poll.


 No.26111

>>26103

I'm up here in sunny sunny scotland permanently.

>>26104

Theyre not too bad really. More potato content than pringles.

>>26109

I don't remember that strawpoll


 No.26112

>>26111

It was this one, posted in August http://strawpoll.me/5201627


 No.26113

>>26112

/BRITFEEL/ MEETUP WHEN


 No.26114

File: 1445629716381.jpg (214.93 KB, 954x706, 477:353, curry with the lads britfe….jpg)

>>26113

triggered


 No.26115

>>26112

That's missing a few regions


 No.26116

>>26113

Approximately April 2015, on halfchan.

>>26115

I didn't make it, don't blame me. The official UK regions don't even really cover where I live, I certainly don't live in the South East yet that's what my town is officially labelled. South Midlands should be a thing.


 No.26117

File: 1445629980547.png (69.26 KB, 370x449, 370:449, 370px-English_regions_2009….png)


 No.26118

File: 1445630692133.png (67.78 KB, 370x449, 370:449, 1445629980547-2.png)

>>26117

That's what I mean, South East shouldn't extend all the way up the middle like that. I reckon there should be a new region here.


 No.26120

How do I stop being so bitter lads?

Other people's success often fills me with envy and despair, and makes me contemplate everything I've ever failed to do, or done poorly at. I always feel like people are rubbing their achievements in my face to spite me, even when they're not directly talking to me or gloating at all.

I don't want to be like this. I want to feel joy, or at the very least indifferent when I see others tell the world about the good things they've managed to do and experience.


 No.26121

>>26120

Start to do things that make you feel good about yourself and listen to other peoples praise on those things.


 No.26122

>>26120

I think if you improve yourself you wont feel bitter.


 No.26123

Thank you based Swedish Nazi-Vader of Kebab Removal.


 No.26124

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Quite entertaining and insightful. Good watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lgvuHr6Y


 No.26125

>>26124

Amazing.


 No.26126

>>26121

>>26122

I have been doing exactly that, all year in fact. I've only got my parents to "receive praise" from, but on the rare occasion it does occur it always feels empty coming from them. I know damn well they expected more from me when I was a kid, and they have to force themselves to sound proud that their 23-year-old grown adult son started having regular showers, getting dressed in the day and leaving the house for walks. It kills me inside to be such a disappointment.

That's besides the point anyway. I just feel really fucking miserable lately, and I've noticed I feel significantly worse whenever I see someone say something like "I met a girl and we got along great", "I passed the test", or "Everything went really well, so happy right now". I swear, for the last week or two I've seen nothing but things going well for people, and it makes me feel like shit.

I know it shouldn't, and that makes me feel even worse.


 No.26127

>>26126

I think you need to be happy with yourself, receiving praise won't change much if you don't.

I'm in the same boat, I feel shit when people say stuff like that because I feel inferior.


 No.26128

I'm off to bed. I'm going to sort my sleeping pattern out, then start going outside again, and maybe I'll stop getting so worked up over things. I've been down this road many times before, and I'm not going to make the mistake of staying in my room and numbing my brain with various forms of media until it passes again.

Goodnight guys.


 No.26129

>>26128

Goodnight.


 No.26130

Playing the intro to the new guild wars expansion and things are a bit janky, I know not to play MMO's on expansion launch, but I just need to unlock the new mastery system so I can do stuff in other parts of the game and improve my character.


 No.26131

So comfy, listening to nearly 8hours worth of musical, spent the evening watching firefly, had pizza, and irn bru. Now I'm chilling leveling an alts professions. Best night in a long time.


 No.26132

It's been a while.

How've you all been?


 No.26133

>>26132

Not bad mate, listening to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat. So fucking cozy,


 No.26134

>>26132

Not great, but I guess I've been worse. Where've you been?


 No.26135

>>26132

I'm always shit on Friday because I know I have to go back to the hellzone of work tomorrow.


 No.26136

>>26133

Sounds like you've got the comfy recipe down pat

>>26134

Sorry to hear that dood, but always look on the bright side (I guess).

I've just been here and there, not really sure what to do now that I have all the time in the world.


 No.26137

>>26136

It is, my word. before this was beta the musical. (Phantom of the Opera)

Tonight is going to great.

>>26134

Sorry mate. Anything we could help with?


 No.26138

I wish I had some sort of hot tomato dip with cheesy mozzarella sticks right now.


 No.26139

>>26137

>Anything we could help with?

I don't think so, I already ranted earlier before I said I was going to bed. I did go to bed, I just really didn't like lying there with my thoughts, so I got my tablet out. I'm letting myself down though by not even trying to sleep, which feels terrible.


 No.26140

Pretty comfy night here too, did some guild wars stuff, a little bit of the new expansion and a little bit of the Halloween stuff.

Tomorrows my last day of work before 2 weeks off, I cannot wait. I'm gunna sort out my CV, get back t doing some codecadamy stuff and play a whole lot of guild wars.

I really wanna play through skyward sword too.


 No.26141

>>26139

Don't worry about it. Feeling bitter is perfectly normal. working on yourself slowly will eventually improve this/ It'll just take time.


 No.26142

Best musical ever.

Male rape and Jews.

oseph's looks and handsome figure

Had attracted her attention

Ev'ry morning she would beckon

"Come and lie with me, love."

Joseph wanted to resist her

'Till one day she proved too eager.

Joseph cried in vain,

"Please stop! I don't believe in free love!"

Potiphar was counting shekels

In his den below the bedroom

When he heard a mighty rumpus

Clattering above him.

Suddenly he knew his riches

Couldn't buy him what he wanted

Gold would never make him happy

If she didn't love him.


 No.26143

>>26142

Oy vey!


 No.26144

>>26143

I forgot how fucking funny it is. I can't believe it's still being performed. I bet they've had to change loads of it.

"Could you use a slave,

You hairy bunch of Ishmaelites?

Young, strong, well-behaved,

Going cheap and he reads and writes "

It's a damn shame that people can't enjoy stuff without making a fuss over it.


 No.26145

>>26144

there's loads of old musicals they've had to change, I remember a bunch of Americans getting pissed at the Mikado as apparently it was racist.


 No.26146

>>26145

Fucking liberals. I swear they just want to make us as miserable as they are.


 No.26147

>>26146

wouldn't be surprised if that was the plan, everything is racist, everything is sexist, and so on


 No.26148

>>26147

Aye. Properly shit.

Want to see what I'm working on now my musical fest is on a pause?


 No.26149

>>26148

yeah, go for it


 No.26150

>>26148

Sounds good I need something to crib from…errr I mean show us the fruits of your labour creaty-man.


 No.26151

File: 1445653223820.jpg (280.22 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, reaper.jpg)

>>26149

>>26150

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCsewGyhRc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16q1SucYHqt - this ones a little loud, I'm bring the gain down

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHUVTrJrwz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IA9CIoW4eQ - theres an element on this one I'm still working on


 No.26152

>>26151

what is it?


 No.26153

>>26152

They're sounds for a casual game, nothing fancy, rpg style, So you have stuff like inventory putting away, sword unsheath, health pick up, etc. I did a load of work for this guy, then he said because I was late with a deadline (played wow instead lol) he wanted free stuff and it discounted heavily, I was only an hour late tbf, but he was being a right cunt, and being the beta I am, immediately cowered and said sure of course. So now I'm working on extra shit, unpaid.


 No.26154

>>26153

that's shit, but the sounds are good


 No.26155

>>26151

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16q1SucYHqt

That one has a nice sound, sorta like pressing start on the Human Revolution title screen.


 No.26156

>>26153

Oh god, I could not deal with this. My immediate response to anyone giving me an ultimatum like that is to just let everything burn to the ground, so you're doing better than I would.


 No.26157

>>26155

>>26154

Cheers mate, I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out, just need to attenuate it slightly and it'll be good to export.

>>26156

That's one way to look at it! Although I won't be working with him again. I'm deleting his details and blocking once this is all sent,

>not justing blocking him first and not giving him what he wants.

I swear to god what is wrong with me.


 No.26158

>>26157

>not justing blocking him first and not giving him what he wants.

>I swear to god what is wrong with me.

Absolutely nothing is wrong, you're being the bigger man here and getting shit DONE!


 No.26159

>>26158

Aye, thanks man. It should be done soon, just need to tweak a couple of them will be able to get back to my musicals, (war of the worlds is next) and forget about him, I charged between £5-6 a sound. So he's getting about 60 quids worth for free.


 No.26160

>>26119

>Says you virgin. Lighten up, you might get laid.

Somebody please ban this chad, he's being a bully.


 No.26161

File: 1445677882648.png (142.62 KB, 290x288, 145:144, 1438190549245.png)

>>26160

HE'S GONE


 No.26162

>>26161

That looks like the avatar for a Tekken character.


 No.26163

File: 1445685265084.png (594.07 KB, 638x477, 638:477, choose_your_character.png)


 No.26164

File: 1445686520717.jpg (47.75 KB, 605x806, 605:806, 1397008444897.jpg)


 No.26165

I hate my job so much. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

I might quit today.


 No.26166

>>26165

Where do you work / what do you do?


 No.26168

>>26166

Sainsbury's cashier.


 No.26169

File: 1445693179078.jpg (50.21 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1351946082159.jpg)

>>26167


 No.26170

File: 1445693315394.png (28.56 KB, 100x113, 100:113, 1345287266087.png)

>>26168

>not engaging in mad bants with your coworkers and customers


 No.26171

>>26168

I used to work at a Tesco on the Deli counter. I certainly don't blame you for wanting to quit, supermarkets are shit. What exactly about it is getting you fed up about it though?


 No.26172

>>26170

I hate fat people so goddamn much.


 No.26173

Does anyone play D3? I'm currently farming for the set completion ring, and I'm thinking of streaming it.


 No.26174

>>26173

Also, it's the next part of the Cuck Street Saga tonight, about 6pm.


 No.26175

>>26174

how long you gonna be on for lad?

>tfw actually have plans tonight for once

>tfw I might miss cuck street


 No.26176

>>26175

I'll be on until we die, or finish.


 No.26177

File: 1445694194348.jpg (23.13 KB, 369x368, 369:368, 1421078104997.jpg)

>>26176

>tfw choice between going out and attempting to be normie or staying in and listening to merchants get slaughtered


 No.26178

I can't handle all these dark, miserable, grey and wet days. Anyone here ever used an SAD light before? I'm seriously contemplating getting one, plus getting some vitamin D tablets despite what I said a couple of weeks ago.

Every autumn/winter this shit happens, but this year I'm coming off having an extremely positive spring/summer, so it seems to be hitting me a lot worse than it has for a long time.


 No.26179

File: 1445694551339.png (260.79 KB, 2271x2380, 2271:2380, 186374368738.png)

>watching teenage girls judo championships


 No.26180

>>26178

Aye, I've got one on the way, it was recommended to me from my auntie who has SAD, it'll be here on Monday, I could let you know how it is?


 No.26181

>>26180

D3 stream starting now, if you fancy that is.


 No.26182

>>26181

link me up fam


 No.26183

>>26180

Please do, if they even work just a little bit I'll get one. My general mood state has dropped through the floor over the last couple of weeks.


 No.26184


 No.26185

>>26184

Finished those bounties. Didn't get my ring. Fuck this gay earth.


 No.26186

>>26185

>start watching

>stream goes offline

JUST


 No.26187

>>26186

I didn't actually think anyone was watching.


 No.26188

Going on again, but at much higher level.


 No.26189

Up now,


 No.26190

I want to put my contact lenses in but I only took them out a few hours ago, so the cleaning agent they're in is still going to be in the peroxide stage. The burn can't be that bad, right? They wouldn't use it otherwise–people are always going to put them in prematurely by mistake.


 No.26191

>>26190

Why would take any risks at all with your eyes? You're fucked for life if they get damaged or infected.


 No.26192

>>26191

>>26190

Yes, please look after your eyes! The lupus has given me iritis and it's horrible. You may get it if you do that.


 No.26193

>>26191

I just put them in, there was a minor burn for a few seconds but nothing too bad. There's no risk of infection because of the peroxide.


 No.26194

>>26191

>>26192

Appreciate the concern lads, but it's fine. I've actually felt a similar burn before when putting them in long after the solution was supposed to have neutralized. I just blink for a few seconds to re-moisturize them and it goes away.


 No.26195

>>26194

As long as it was ok!

When would everyone be about for cuck street? I may delay it until tomorrow, so the other anon can pretend to be normie without feeling he's missing out.


 No.26196

>>26195

While he's missing out on a stream for one night, we're missing out on being normies for the foreseeable future, so fuck him and do it tonight.


 No.26197

>>26195

>I may delay it until tomorrow

p-pls


 No.26198

>>26171

Too much to list on my short lunch break.

>>26170

I've literally been told that my coworkers don't like me.


 No.26199

File: 1445711455808.jpg (40.22 KB, 288x492, 24:41, 1445551938031.jpg)

I've had enough of being fucking CUCKED by EVERY new show.


 No.26200

>>26199

what the problem?


 No.26201


 No.26202

>>26201

It's only going to get worse


 No.26203

>>26201

>>26202

Soon it will be a criminal offence not to have at least one race-mixing scene in any TV drama or film.


 No.26204

File: 1445713540990.png (1.03 MB, 1264x1460, 316:365, 1431330431852.png)

i think it's fucking over lads, i've lost all hope


 No.26205

>>26204

Did anything specific happen to make you feel this way, or are you just feeling hopeless in general?


 No.26206

>>26205

in general


 No.26207

I'm off to bed. I kind of wasted today due to feeling miserable, but at least I had a shower and got dressed eventually, even if it was after dinner.

Goodnight guys.


 No.26208

>>26207

night m8, at least you had a shower in the end, i put one off until tomorrow.


 No.26209

Someone at work thought it was acceptable to use my mayonnaise. I haven't used it in about a year but that's not the point, that's still stealing.

It's always been in exactly the same spot, but someone fucking used it and put it back somewhere else.

Disgusting animals. I've also had some plastic forks that have gone missing.


 No.26210

not feeling too good lol


 No.26211

>>26210

what's up mate?


 No.26212

>>26211

endless depression


 No.26213

>>26209

If it's been there for over a year they might not have known it was yours


 No.26214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.26215

>>26214

i do not approve of this video, but the girl sounds and looks cute


 No.26216

>>26213

I had a label on it

And you still don't take stuff that isn't yours.


 No.26217

>>26216

not excusing them but they probably thought "oh he doesn't use it so he wont notice if i just have a bit"


 No.26218

>>26212

I wish I knew what to say when people were feeling bad but I'm a sperg.


 No.26219

>>26217

I hope it's gone bad and makes them ill.


 No.26220

>>26218

talking to people helps, even if its about nothing, being able to make a post and have it read/replied to is infinitely better than having that stuff stirring around in my head with no release, so thank you anon

>>26219

it may very well have, its extremely rude of someone to just use a marked food item without asking, and i doubt you would have said no if they had asked so i dont understand why they didnt at least just ask you


 No.26221

>>26220

You'll always be noticed here friend.

Unless you're

H A R B O U R

A

R

B

O

U

R

Because your kind aren't wanted here


 No.26222

>>26221

no idea what you mean


 No.26223

>>26222

Ah no worries mate. It was in the stream.

You should join us tomorrow you might have fun.


 No.26224

>>26223

i usually dont like interacting with people in real time, i prefer the imageboard format, my problems run pretty deep


 No.26225

>>26221

Seriously lad just kill all harbour fags


 No.26226

>>26221

>>26225

Gas the Candlefags.


 No.26227

>>26224

That's ok. It's only a stream on a choose your own adventure book. I basically stutter and mess up every other line anyway. If you're cozier here, that's still sound mate.

>>26225

I know. Clearly deranged and no taste.

>>26226

G O

O


 No.26228

what is every one up to?


 No.26229

>>26228

Lying in bed watching vids on my phone, you?


 No.26230

>>26228

Watching that old Nickelodeon movie that got banned for scaring too many kids.


 No.26231

>>26229

debating whether i should waste some money by renewing my WoW sub


 No.26232

>>26231

I did recently, but having more fun on the free private server. Retail WoW is far too easy now.


 No.26233

>>26232

ive discovered im complete shit compared to my younger self, i mainly just want to run about on my old characters and enjoy memories, i cant even do the stuff on retail which is pretty embarrassing


 No.26234

>>26227

Reminder candlefags like hanging around niggers and crazy old women.


 No.26235

>>26233

Don't worry about it lad. You just need a bit of escapism. rant and rave here if you fancy. I know irl, I'm meek, mild mannered, and have difficulty speaking out loud, I'd NEVER tell anyone my inner thoughts, or how I feel about subjects like politics, I don't even swear. In the average day I'll talk to one person out loud. and only really listening to them ramble.

Here I feel able to say stuff I wouldn't anywhere.

>>26234

Harbourfags would have had us leave that jew alive


 No.26236

>>26228

Play Halo: MCC about to get my third 50 tonight hopefully


 No.26237

>>26235

yeah escapism always helps and i feel wow might do that even for a bit, but damn a lot of what you experience is what i experience as well, apart from well not swearing, i dont do it online at all but i do it around people im comfortable with (so only my parents) a lot

talking to people on imageboards is pretty much my social life though, it helps keep me sane


 No.26238

>>26237

Same, I've not been out socially this year so far. The closest social event I had was a BBQ, which the thread will show you was autistic as fuck. It's just hospital appointments and internet basically. I feel part of a friendship group here, which makes up for the lack of friends irl.


 No.26239

File: 1445736957147.webm (2.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423911649976.webm)

>>26224

>>26235

>>26237

>>26238

Since when was this thread filled with clones of myself?


 No.26240

Any decent streams on?


 No.26241

>>26239

It's why you keep coming back friend.

>>26240

I don't think so. That's why I'm watching this 90s movie, Thinking of jumping on WoW after.


 No.26242

>>26238

i think my social event this year was going round to a childhood friends house and being surrounded by people who were talking about things like sex, going out and doing various things while i kinda just sat there doing nothing and wanting to play more video games


 No.26243

>>26242

That's what it was like when I was at college. I had to stand around the other people on my course during breaks (which made up a total of 1hr and 45mins of each day), and all they ever spoke about were the things you mentioned plus cars, jobs, alcohol, festivals, shitty mobile games, and drugs. Even if I was able to speak in front of them I wouldn't have had anything to say, all I did at the time was play vidya, watch anime, and browse 4chan alone in my room.


 No.26244

>>26242

>>26243

Well. those people are probably all dicks. I know that the people here are pretty decent,


 No.26245

>>26244

They were all just extremely normie and "adult"-like, I was completely out of place. Even at the time I felt like everyone else my age had raced into adulthood and left me behind, and that was between 4.5 and 7 years ago. I can't even fathom what the average 23-year-old has experienced by now, meanwhile I'm still living like a 14 year old.


 No.26246

>>26245

>25 next month.

>still spends all day in their room

>can't look a cashier in the eye at the shops.

I'm about to take a Rorschach's test. Anyone what to do it too?

http://personality-testing.info/tests/HEMCR.php


 No.26247

File: 1445741332308.png (215.16 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, end it all..png)

Fucking end it.

I answered this fully and honestly.


 No.26248

>>26246

sure 1 got a 4 out of 10


 No.26249

>>26248

That's why we belong here.


 No.26250

>>26246

>>26247

I got 3 out of 10, I'm sorry to hear that you're a certified nutter.


 No.26251

I swear to god I don't know which answers flagged. One was the spitting image of a couple of crabs, and one was DEFINTELY a fur rug.


 No.26252

>tfw most of my answers were just something not listed


 No.26253

File: 1445742092944.jpg (17.51 KB, 267x264, 89:88, C R A B.JPG)

>>26252

>>26250

But surely you saw the crab?


 No.26254

>>26253

I saw a tower with explosions


 No.26255

>>26254

You what mate? This is clearly a crab. I bet you're a harbour twat.


 No.26256

>>26253

i see a crab wielding a weapon charging into battle


 No.26257

>>26253

I saw the crabs, but more distinct to me were the pink seahorses, which I don't think were an option.


 No.26258

>>26257

I saw the pink seahorses and the crabs too, So put 'Something else' then on Second put Crabs.

>>26256

I thought it was a crab eating a leaf.


 No.26259

Playing WoW on the Vanilla server. If anyone wants to join.

Or if you're retail, I've made a new character on the Beginners realm, because I'm too scared to play with lots of people, and the New players realm is very low population.


 No.26260

>>26259

what vanilla server?


 No.26261

>>26260

Nostalrius, We actually have a britfeel guild on there. Called guildfeel.

Want to make new characters and level for a little? You can pick the faction.We could even go on the new PvE realm so no-one bothers us.


 No.26262

>>26261

i have a 60 shaman on there


 No.26263

>>26261

what do I need to download for vanilla?


 No.26264

>>26262

You should defintely join guildfeel then pal. Most of us are about lvl 20 currently as we only started a this week.

>>26263

Just go https://en.nostalrius.org/ here, create an account (for free) and then download from the download section under Getting Started.


 No.26265

>>26264

cheers, I'll probably give it a go tomorrow


 No.26266

>>26264

youre horde side then? who do i ask for an invite?


 No.26267

>>26265

Nice one. I'm going to start a Druid on the PvE server right now I think. (I don't want to deal with people ganking me and it's quite quiet there right now.)

>>26266

Yeah we are, /w Bame tomorrow, he's the leader.


 No.26268

>>26267

oh is the guild on the pve server? ill have to make a new character if thats the case


 No.26269

>>26268

Nah it's on PvP, but I'm just going on PvE right now and making a new character, just to pass time as I can't sleep. you're welcome to join me?


 No.26270

>>26269

id really like to but im not sure if i can handle another vanilla starting zone grind


 No.26271

>>26270

No worries friend, I don't really mind the grind, just like to level and coast. It's easier when you don't have a lvl 60 camping your corpse too! I'm just deciding whether to go Alliance or Horde,

As I'm thinking druid, it'd be a nightelf, and I have a fucking killer name for a nightelf. But I do prefer the horde, but Taurens are furry fodder.

Suggestions?


 No.26272

Fuck.

My brother asked me to come out with him today and it was a TERRIBLE idea.

I couldnt deal with other people, I didnt understand why others were so friendly/drunk and I just shouldnt be part of regular society.

Ive got the next 2 weeks off and the most social contact Im gunna have will be this place or putting up a commander tag on the gw 2 haloween events. My guild wants me part of their activities on sunday 4 PM but I dunno if it will happen.

cry cry cry,


 No.26273

>>26272

You did good. Today I faked a seizure because my parents wanted me to go to a family halloween party.


 No.26274

>>26273

wow really?


 No.26275

>>26273

>>26274

I mean not having a go but from what a few people but there's barely anyone neet here now


 No.26276

>>26271

ive always hated having to go tauren for horde druid, the males feel super slow and the females look exceptionally weird, going night elf is pretty much a given, give yourself a name xlegolasx to fit a night elf properly

i managed to level up on the pvp server before it got extremely popular so i never had to deal too much with camping, especially during the night periods


 No.26277

>>26273

I mean, someone got left behind because I pretended to be left behind at a services then hid in the back of a bus. Ive given them some personal info to book a hotel in the future for more social shit (bad idea) and now I dont understand how to say sorry without sounding mean and concesceding.

At least I want to eat the sweets and I get shit if no one turns up to claim it.


 No.26278

>>26274

Yeah. It was grim. But got out of it.

>>26275

I'm neet? Only do a few sounds for people when I can free lance, but it's not a job really, more of a hobby.

>>26276

Nelf it is. The name I've got, is Calithides. Which is Sindarian for "Moonlight Maiden". Camping has been a nightmare for me, But I just enjoy the game, so that's why I'm starting a new character.

>>26277

Oh man, that's proper grim. wouldn't know how to deal.


 No.26279

>>26278

Im apparently going somewhere on the 6th of November for a weekend away or something, and everyone owes me money because im a dickhead (im never going to be able to sum up the courage to ask for money) I dont know what to do but at least i can pretend ivee got no plans until then, even though i want to codecadamy and guild wars.


 No.26280

>>26278

Well not neet sorry. I don;t really know who everyone is, what I meant was somebody yesterday said how he's one the only neet's now. I sort of assumed it was you, my bad.


 No.26281

>>26280

No. I manage to do some free lance sound design every now and then. But I'm chronically ill and on disability benefits.


 No.26282

>>26281

are you lupus?


 No.26283

>>26282

Aye. That's me. I'm usually one of the people posting this time of night.


 No.26284

>>26283

I think I've seen you do a few streams iirc


 No.26285

>>26284

I don't go on camera. But yes, the cyoa and diablo streams were me.


 No.26286

>>26284

Did I sound as awkward as I felt?


 No.26287

File: 1445748972658.jpg (935.96 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 20151025_045532.jpg)

He's a big guy.


 No.26288

>>26287

had to hide the file, got triggered too hard


 No.26289

>>26288

I had to wake someone up to go get him. He was as large as the rim of the glass used to catch him.


 No.26290

>>26289

im glad you had someone there who could handle it, thinking about being in that situation scares me, i would have locked the room he was in and never gone in there until he had been dealt with


 No.26291

>>26290

I have the heebie jeebies knowing that there's big jaspers that size lurking in my room.


 No.26292

>>26291

burn everything, cleanse the room


 No.26293

>>26292

I'm ok, just going to block it from my memory and drown myself in WoW. Also, I made this just now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QIZ7naue74

I'm practising my panning. It should sound like the coin rolled off to the right if it's done well.


 No.26294

File: 1445752531460.jpg (755.1 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, HELP.jpg)

>>26293

>tfw you immediately show your autism.


 No.26295

>>26294

You not playing horde with us?


 No.26296

>>26295

Oh I am, but I wasn't sleeping, so thought I'd make a druid on the PvE server to pass the time.


 No.26297

File: 1445763688780.jpg (13.92 KB, 500x303, 500:303, Todd_666d41_5446678.jpg)

So the /r9k/ robot is back. That's probably gonna make recurring threads like britfeel more tricky on there.

>mfw


 No.26298

>>26297

Cuckchan. They enjoy being bent over mate.


 No.26300

My mum just called to say my dog's died.


 No.26301

File: 1445767988391.png (61.83 KB, 226x263, 226:263, 1377445635008.png)

>>26300

I'm sorry.


 No.26302

>>26301

I don't know what to do with myself. They're burying her without me. And I can't stop crying. She was such a good girl.


 No.26303

>>26302

At least she isn't suffering anymore, right? It must've been pretty serious to have taken her in this space of time.


 No.26304

>>26303

I guess so. I'm just so angry that my parent's let it happen.


 No.26305

>>26300

sorry to hear that m8 ;_;

just think of the good times you had with her


 No.26306

>>26305

I'm just looking at pictures of her. She truly was my best friend. Nobody could compare. Nothing made me happier than curling up with in bed, stroking her ears as I read a book or listened to music. She always made me feel loved.

Fucking hell. Why do they have such short lives.


 No.26307

File: 1445773008608.jpg (28.95 KB, 349x324, 349:324, 1425912614916.jpg)

>>26300

>>26306

sorry to hear that mate. A dog raised right will love you wholly and unconditionally, truly a robots best friend.


 No.26308

is any one online that can invite to the guild?


 No.26309

>>26308

yes fam what you need


 No.26310

wanting an invite to the guild pls


 No.26311

>>26310

a name would help


 No.26312

>>26311

just had to logon, wingwangwoo


 No.26313

File: 1445777092380-0.jpg (125.48 KB, 754x770, 377:385, 4846593.JPG)

File: 1445777092389-1.gif (2.33 MB, 300x332, 75:83, 1416987485242.gif)


 No.26314

File: 1445779426019.png (18.31 KB, 644x112, 23:4, tfwpsycho.png)


 No.26315

File: 1445779887721.jpg (43.74 KB, 327x367, 327:367, 1366215118708.jpg)

just need to post this before i decide to either block out my sorrows with drink and junk food or kill myself


 No.26317

>>26315

Junk food sounds good lad, get me a pack of Cadbury animals biscuits


 No.26318

Just noticed some random american posted a thread.

I do still think it's cool we're one of the top 100 boards, considering what we are.


 No.26319

>>26318

Yeah I saw that too. Still not quite sure how they cannot figure out we only post in generals.


 No.26320

Holy fuck lads, I'm gone for two days and find 49k as the robot back and our thread is exploded

remember the rules:

no t/b/h shit

no fucking uni or sex/gf talk

no pakis

Also about to do the rorscarch test I've seen everyone posting, will post results.


 No.26321

>>26320

No, DO post that shit so you can get banned and go back to halfcuck.


 No.26322

>>26321

what?


 No.26323

Went to Maplin with my mum and got me a SAD light. Typically the weather's turned out really sunny today, so I'll have to wait until it's shit outside again to find out if it actually works.

While I was there, they had one of those electronic drum kits, and I had a quick go on it. I only did about 2 bars, and then some bloke came up to me and started asking if I knew any good drum teachers for his son because he thought I was really good. Amidst my spaghetti I just said I was self-taught, which is true, I've hardly ever played drums in my life I'm just experienced with music in general, but I didn't mention that.

So it's a sunny day, I've been outside, I've got myself a SAD light, and I unexpectedly received some praise from a stranger. 10/10 day so far.


 No.26324

>>26320

Uni stuff can be okay, as long as its not "Me and the boys from halls went out drinking" shit. I used to post about uni stuff, but it fit in because it was mostly about me skipping classes because I think im useless and would be wasting lecturers time and everyone would think I should be there.


 No.26325

>>26322

he's saying let them post it so they out themselves and /int/-shitters and we can get rid of them


 No.26326

>>26324

yeah, that's a bit different. just don't want to hear about people "going to spoons with the lads" or "talking to a qt when i should have been listening to the lecturer" shit


 No.26327

what the fuck are you meant to do for this test if you see like 3 or 4 different things for each test?


 No.26328

>>26327

I just picked the one that came into my mind first.


 No.26329

File: 1445786863136.png (23.09 KB, 655x154, 655:154, rorscarch test.PNG)

>>26328

fair enough, I don't think this one is accurate to be honest. Not that selfdiagnose shit ever is.


 No.26330

Thought I'd try giving the Bible a read. Jesus seems like a good lad so far.


 No.26331

Just checked in on that "Conservatard" thread to see the guy got banned. Feels good man.


 No.26333

>>26323

Are those the uv lights for the winter?


 No.26334

File: 1445790845337.jpg (84.66 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Shadowfang_Keep_old_loadin….jpg)

Want to do the SFK instance tonight lads?

Recommended level 22-30


 No.26335

>>26333

They don't put out UV, they put out full-spectrum light. They're used to treat Seasonal Affective Disorder, a type of depression caused by the lack of sunlight in the autumn and winter months.

I've always gotten depressed as fuck between October and February, and I've honestly felt like shooting myself every time it's been a dark and gloomy day this year, so hopefully this will help.


 No.26336

>>26334

I'm only lvl 20, but sure. I can play it later once I've had dinner, so in a couple of hours.


 No.26337

I have to work till 9 tomorrow instead of 3 because some cunt rudely decided to be ill for 3 fucking days.

Just end it all.


 No.26338

want to order a pizza but i hate how much i have to mentally prepare to actually answer the door


 No.26339

>>26338

I know how you feel, it's extremely rare that I ever answer the door. How are you with using the phone to make an order?

I'm even worse with phones than I am with the front door, never made a call or ordered food in my life. I'll only answer my mobile when I can see it's my mum or dad, and I never touch the landline.


 No.26340

>>26339

usually my mum would answer the door for me but im on my own right now so im forced into having to do this. if i had to use the phone to order food i would never, ever both with ordering stuff, i only use websites to order my food, i think im pretty much the exact same as you with a phone though, i despise having to use them and only want to use them if its my mum or dad


 No.26341

File: 1445794439696.jpg (200.56 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1436240399641.jpg)

>on the zeppelin to Tirisfal

>a low level orc asks if we're on the one for Stranglethorn Vale

>I say yes

>another guy says no

>I suggest that the other guy is trying to troll him

>he takes the wrong zeppelin


 No.26342

>>26338

I want to order a pizza but I have no cash in the house ;_;

just fucking end it lads


 No.26343

>>26342

if you've got cash in the bank just pay online


 No.26344

>>26341

trolled by da masta

>>26342

card?


 No.26345

File: 1445794733442-0.jpg (90.38 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 11224211_1202149846465495_….jpg)

File: 1445794733460-1.jpg (93.1 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 12144780_1202149929798820_….jpg)

just


 No.26346

>>26341

pure evil really, it really is because the zeps take ages in vanilla


 No.26347

>>26345

>refugees are the only immigrants in Britain

>agriculture land is "natural"

>implying physical space is what's being talked about and not about jobs and public services

I don't know how people can sleep at night being this intellectually dishonest.


 No.26348

>>26345

i'm mad


 No.26349

>>26347

i dont think its any sort of dishonesty, they are just delusional


 No.26350

File: 1445795181236-0.jpg (92.13 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 12095998_1202149913132155_….jpg)

File: 1445795181267-1.jpg (88.57 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 10300861_1202149959798817_….jpg)

>>26348

>>26347

There are others


 No.26351

>>26347

>>26349

I used to think that it was dishonesty too, but I've come to the conclusion that they genuinely do believe the bullshit they spew. Their brains instantly disregard anything that counters their narrative, like an ego self-defense mechanism.


 No.26352

>>26343

>>26344

I actually can't find it, had to text mummy and ask her if I can use hers.

>>26349

I'm sure most of the people sharing it are, but the guy who made it has to be some scheming prick who knows exactly what he's doing.


 No.26353

>>26345

>>26350

Please stop


 No.26354

>>26350

yeah, millions in lebanon who are inflating rubber dingies to get over as we speak.

>syria airstrikes conducted by UK pilots

By that logic they're the ones blowing us up and killing our soldiers, and as such should all be murdered. I thought judging tribal groups as a whole was bad according to these people?


 No.26355

the amount of people on r9k who think "the robot" is a new thing is actually terrifying. Hopefully this will drive off much of the cancer.


 No.26356

File: 1445795723521.png (47.88 KB, 486x443, 486:443, zzzz.png)

i truly am a disgusting human being


 No.26357

the amount of people on r9k who think "the robot" is a new thing is actually terrifying. Hopefully this will drive off much of the cancer.


 No.26358

>>26356

holy fuck anon I'm mirin

just got card details from mother so I should be ordering my own food soon.


 No.26359

>>26356

that's a shitload of food anon, that all for you?


 No.26360

>>26356

Are you a big guy?


 No.26361

>>26359

all for me, but it'll do me for the next 3-4 days

>>26360

yeah, disgusting mass of flesh


 No.26362

>>26356

I'm guessing that you're slowly going to eat this over the course of the entire evening?

or eat the entire pizza in 15 minutes and feel dead


 No.26363

>>26361

> it'll do me for the next 3-4 days

oh well in that case it's not quite so disgusting


 No.26364

>>26362

wouldn't be able to finish it all this evening if i tried, it'll be 3 slices of pizza and the melt, snacking on the pizza bread and kickers but saving some, maybe another 1-2 slices much later, then finishing off the sides tomorrow with another say 2 slices, having something else for another meal that day and then finishing off what remains on the 3rd day

>>26363

i am still disgusting though anon


 No.26365

>>26347

They actually believe it.


 No.26366

w e w food ordered lads. 10" bbq pizza, 4 hot chicken wings and some garlic mayo dip. Nearly ordered a 12 or 16 inch but I really need to account for the fact my appetite has shrunk recently.


 No.26367

>>26366

>10"

W I M P

I

M

P


 No.26368

I wish I had a dog.


 No.26369

>>26367

hey lad if I was eating mine over three days I would have ordered more


 No.26370

>>26368

honestly mate, if you have enough money for food and insurance, and aren't too lazy or anxious to walk him daily, I'd go for it. Dogs are great.


 No.26371

>>26370

I have a cat, which would stop me from having a dog.

Although the cat is about 13 years old.


 No.26372

>>26371

I have a cat and dog and they get on fine, but my mum takes care of the cat. I certainly wouldn't enjoy being responsible for more than one animal.


 No.26373

>>26368

My mum asked if I wanted one for Christmas, mostly because she wants one. I don't know if I'd want one or not, I imagine it's a lot of hassle and responsibility, plus I've never really been around a dog before.


 No.26374

>>26373

you really do need to give them a decent amount of excercise or they'll be miserable, but if you get a really small one they only need about 30 minutes a day. You can look online to see what level of excercise different breeds need. You should also definitely clarify with your mum that she intends to cover vet bills and the like too, because fleas and worming stuff can add up if you're on NEETbux or a particularly low income.

On an "emotional" level though, dogs are great.


 No.26375

>>26372

I've had dogs and cats fine.

But the dogs were young when we got them so they grew up around them.


 No.26376

>>26374

>if you're on NEETbux or a particularly low income

I'm on autism+NEETbux and she's low income, so yeah it's probably not a good idea. I don't like the idea of walking a dog around everyday either, and our house is too small for another creature to be living in it.


 No.26377

>>26375

My dog hated cats but when we brought the kitten round she chilled out after 1-2 days of supervised visits


 No.26379

the #ISaluteWhitePeople hashtag was pretty great at the beginning when there were blacks who were on our side and whitey cucks getting mad, but now it's just a nigger echochamber of 'witey stole errythin from us' and reaction images of Nicki Minaj

take a look at this cuck https://twitter.com/Pharaohofhearts/status/658060754751504384


 No.26380

>>26378

>>26379

i bet the kike that owned this site did this


 No.26381

>you will never be this euphoric

http://www.twitch.tv/juulaar


 No.26382

>>26381

He read out my insults. This is a nice highlight to the day.


 No.26383

>>26381

>you look like an upside down feminist


 No.26384

>>26314

I got zero, but I think that's cause I kept picking 'it's not on there'


 No.26385

>>26382

mine too,

at least he liked it


 No.26386

File: 1445802618372-0.jpg (63.37 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1392814531521.jpg)

File: 1445802618405-1.jpg (36.59 KB, 400x320, 5:4, 1393003753013.jpg)

File: 1445802618421-2.jpg (145.06 KB, 393x391, 393:391, 1375984240571.jpg)

>>26381

>you look like an upside down feminist


 No.26387

>>26381

>you look like an upside down feminist

I can't stop


 No.26388

>>26379

this shit isn't going to be taken seriously, it's all people going full /pol/ on meme accounts with le facebook frog pictures.


 No.26389

>>26388

at the beginning it wasn't too redpilled, normies were getting on board

even niggers were tweeting about how white people did stuff for them


 No.26390


 No.26391

>>26390

>you think being called cracker is racist, but saying the N-Word isn't

literally nobody thinks this. Not one person. Fucking strawmanning cunt. No surprise he talks like a nigger


 No.26392

i thought i could handle the grind in vanilla wow again, i could not


 No.26393

>>26392

It's about the journey. Don't look at lvl 60 as your first goal.

Who are you?


 No.26394

I wish /pol/ wasn't so shit.


 No.26395

>>26393

im wingwangwoo, i made an alt to level and just got bored at like level 5, i know its not about the end goal of 60, the problem is ive done everything too much now both on the retail servers in vanilla and on the private server


 No.26396

>>26394

Oh, you already are lvl 60. I don't blame you for not wanting to level again.


 No.26397

>>26394

Me too. It's been that way for a while now; it was so good during and after the first exodus from cuckchan, but it's been declining ever since.

/32/ is my favourite board on 8chan, but it's extremely slow. Perhaps that's just the price you have to pay for quality posts.


 No.26398

I wish I could get banned from every halfchan board apart from /ck/.


 No.26399

a bit upset lads, I thought I had another week off college but it turns out I start again tomorrow, been scrambling around like a fucking idiot trying to get all my shit together. Absolute nightmare.

I still haven't caught up with the stuff I missed last week because I thought I had a week, and apparently I have two assessments on Tuesday. I just want to fucking quit, but I know if I do I'll just go back to being horribly, horribly depressed.

Just one more day off lads, one more day too mentally repair. That's all I ask for.


 No.26400

the uks most successful f1 driver is black lads


 No.26401

File: 1445808630429.jpg (87.4 KB, 640x500, 32:25, 1445417666720.jpg)

>>26400

quintessentially british


 No.26402

>>26401

at least he was born here i guess


 No.26403

>>26399

Just call in sick or something.


 No.26404

File: 1445808714949-0.jpg (189.17 KB, 696x960, 29:40, 6d905059b56d695f32585f9cf6….jpg)

File: 1445808714959-1.jpg (202.82 KB, 605x852, 605:852, 911.jpg)

File: 1445808714975-2.jpg (150.8 KB, 600x828, 50:69, Carol-Rossetti-Whitney.jpg)

Reminder not to be a shitlord


 No.26405

>>26404

i find this "youre beautiful no matter what size you are" thing only applies to women and not men


 No.26406

>>26403

I was off sick for a whole week before the break started though, people will comment on it and I might get a text or email asking where I am and I'll be missing out on even more work. I need to go in.

Wish mum was here to wake me up in the morning, I hate getting up by alarm.


 No.26407

File: 1445808927159.jpg (132.67 KB, 852x960, 71:80, 1426009087662.jpg)

>>26404

what shit propaganda

this is more like it


 No.26408

>only person in the staff-room at work

>someone walks in and decides to sit on the one table I'm sitting on

>walk into staff-room

>everyone is sitting on a table by themselves

>have to sit with someone


 No.26409


 No.26410

>you will never be part of a heathen fighting gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctO5paAvPPk


 No.26411

File: 1445810314898.jpg (48.36 KB, 429x377, 33:29, 1341211814772.jpg)

>>26408

>taking a slash in a urinal in public toilets

>guy decides to stand near you when there is no one else there


 No.26412

>>26411

>urinating anywhere other than your own locked bathroom

how?


 No.26413

>>26411

>need a piss while out and about

>suffer for several hours until you get home

Only option.


 No.26414

>>26412

>>26413

i have a weak bladder, i try to hold it in but sometimes i just cant


 No.26415

>>26413

just use a stall/cubicle lad


 No.26416

>>26415

I can't even get myself to go into public toilets. The last time I did was 5 years ago, and I just stood there for a few minutes unable to go. Never again.


 No.26417

File: 1445810897213.png (8.28 KB, 450x401, 450:401, 1402548558352.png)

>>26411

>taking a slash in a urinal in public toilets

>muscular guy with one of those slick normie haircuts walks in

>he's on the phone, hear him say "yes mate, I'll be at Nandos soon"

>he comes over to the urinal next to yours despite there being no one else there

>starts to urinate on your shoes and turns his head to look at you as if to gauge your reaction

>you just laugh nervously and mumble "s-sorry" as you re-sheath your dick mid-piss and run away


 No.26418

>>26416

fuck that just reminded me

>out yesterday

>need a slash

>go into restroom and wait for a guy to leave a stall

>enter in right after he leaves it

>someone else is in there

I don't know what those two lads were doing in there and I don't really wanna know


 No.26419

>>26417

I actually thought this was a real story for a bit to be honest


 No.26420

got everything together for tomorrow. calmed down a little bit now. gonna hang out for an hour or two then go to bed.


 No.26421

got everything together for tomorrow. calmed down a little bit now. gonna hang out for an hour or two then go to bed.


 No.26422

>someone on my facebook shared those libtard refugee posts

what do I do?


 No.26423

>>26422

Delete your account.


 No.26424

>>26411

I can't piss in public bathrooms if anyone is next to me. My cock just locks up.

I remember during the 2012 Olympics, my Dad took me to an event. The entire bathroom was crowded with about 50 Brazilians. God, it was awful.


 No.26425

>>26424

>I can't piss in public bathrooms if anyone is next to me. My cock just locks up.

i know your feel anon, i cant remember what year but i went to the british grand prix with my dad and when going to the bathroom i had to stand with loads of other guys, i needed to go so badly but my dick locked up

i just stood there until different guys were beside me then pretended like i was done


 No.26426

Lads, have you ever argued with a leftist so conditioned that you start to think they're trolling?

>But Europe is not ethically monolithic and never has been.

>There's always been a black Moorish presence around the south of Europe and eastern EUrope as part of the steppes was historically an Asian area until European colonialism in the area in reaction to the Mongols. Those weren't colonial missions by the Mongols or the Moors because they infact improved those areas and broadened the local culture. What IS problematic is the white expulsion of native Moors and Asians from their homelands by the Muscovites or the Spanish.

I'm really not sure if I'm being trolled or not. I can't imagine a troll being this well versed on bullshit "we wuz kingz" second source history, but at the same time I can't believe someone capable of typing properly could believe something this fucking stupid.

>>26422

given that you post on britfeel, you do absolute nothing because you have very little social capital and normies will use this as an excuse to further bully and ostracise.

seriously, mate, you won't change their mind. it's really not worth it.


 No.26427

>>26426

You are not being trolled, people were arguing with the devs of Kingdom Come: Deliverance the same way because they haven't included black people in a historically accurate game set in medieval Czech Republic.


 No.26428

>>26427

the dev of that game is a well known evil misogynistic goober gabbler anyways so he definitely won't cave

how's that game coming along? I thought it looked bloody amazing but I refuse to support early access after having had a few bad experiences.


 No.26429

>>26426

These people believe what people tell them blindly just because they want it to be true and have no critical thinking, same with some people on the right.


 No.26430

>>26428

I pirated the alpha ages ago, I don't know if it's been updated since then. Yeah it looks amazing, but like yourself I'm never putting money into early access, even if it looks promising.


 No.26431

Cellotape, I logged out because and elf was chasing me. I'll log in again soon.


 No.26432

>>26426

Do these people refuse to question who lived in those areas before the Moors invaded Iberia and before the Mongols savaged Russia / Ukraine / northeastern Romania / Poland / Hungary. Because neither the Moors or Mongols are native to Europe. And to be fair the Arab conquest of Iberia did have it's benefits (Arab golden age and all) but that doesn't justify their conquest and subjugation of Iberia. As for the Mongols improving eastern Europe. This is such a wrong statement I don't even know where to begin. All the Mongols did was fucking burn and pillage the only 'improvement' would have been insanely strict law enforcement and insanely harsh punishments for minor crimes. And that would have come at the cost of hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of lives. The Mongols were fucking brutal.

If anyone is interested in the Mongols here's a link to an excellent podcast series about them.

http://www.dancarlin.com/hardcore-history-series/ The guy also has a few other podcasts available for free about WW1 and the protestant reformation.


 No.26433

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what are you all listening to currently lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z1_4Jny2bk

>>26430

I'll maybe just have a google then and see how it's going. It sounds absolutely mindblowing but then again so did DayZ and Star Citizen.

>>26432

Yeah, I mentioned to her that they clearly weren't native and were kicked out after invading European clay but she stopped replying. On the bright side, it means I'm going to finally start getting into history. I know very little about history but given the recent boom in revisionism I need to get educated while I still can.

I'll check out that podcast later, cheers.


 No.26434

>>26406

>I hate getting up by alarm

Is that because you can accidentally fall back to sleep?


 No.26435

Going to call it a night for WoW with these server crashes. Thanks for helping me with the skinning Noobasheck.


 No.26436

>>26434

Yes. It's awful. Multiple alarms don't work for me either.


 No.26437

>>26435

No problem man, thanks for helping with those serpentblooms earlier, and answering my general noob questions too.


 No.26438

>>26436

I used to keep a cheeky can of monster next to my bed, so I could wake up and lie in bed for another 30 minutes feeling comfy without drifting back to sleep.


 No.26439

I think I'll call it a night for WoW too, the servers are just going arse up.

Hopefully we can quest tomorrow, noob.


 No.26440

>>26439

Oh wait, it was cellotape. Not noob.


 No.26441

>>26440

ur a noob ;4)


 No.26442

>>26433

Star Citizen is actually doing fine. Derek Smart just managed to get in touch with people from the Austen studio which were all let go, as they wanted to bring the dev teams together in the UK and LA. They're on a massive hiring spree currently.


 No.26443

>>26433

the Joseph soundtrack after someone mentioned it yesterday


 No.26444

>>26443

That was me. It's ace. I remember knowing all the lyrics when I was tiny. Even the order the colours went.


 No.26445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.26446

I'm off to bed. Today has been an all-round good day, and hopefully the SAD light I bought will help me maintain my current state of mind.

Goodnight guys.


 No.26447

Night lad. Sleep well.


 No.26448

>>26444

My school took us to see it every year, it's great


 No.26449

>>26448

I swear this is pure wholesome entertainment. I really wish children today could get so much enjoyment out something like this. Like I did with my Tapes.


 No.26450

>>26442

when is the actual, open world alpha set to be released?


 No.26451

>>26450

From what is being worked on in the other room, I could say fairly soon.


 No.26452

>>26451

go get him to gizzus a cheeky constellation ship la ;4)

I really fucking want that game lol but I have no fucking money and my potato computer can't run it. Hopefully I'll be able to upgrade by the time beta is out.


 No.26453

>>26449

it's sad, the internet has ruined childhood a bit


 No.26454

>>26452

His dev account actually has all the ships. Including the very, very sexy idris. But he wants to start from scratch at release. It's mental.

I'm in the process of upgrading. My pc would run it just about on medium. But obviously I need better to fully enjoy it. Although that being said, I've not been well enough to sit at the pc for a year. My gaming laptop's taken a hammering from constant use.


 No.26455

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm considering buying some of his merch before he goes completely insane.


 No.26456

>>26453

I'd say. Although I guess it gives the quiet children chance to socialise when they wouldn't have been able to previously.


 No.26457

>>26455

I reckon it would go up in price in the future.


 No.26458

>>26454

I can understand really, as much as I'd like one fancy multiperson ship if I had the money you're kind of taking the fun out of it if you start with everything. It would be like those servers on the DayZ mod where you spawned with a coyote backpack, AS50 and NVGs. What's even the point of playing?


 No.26459

>>26457

I wonder how much an original, sonichu comic would go for.


 No.26460

>>26456

true, a hundred years ago I'd have topped myself by now


 No.26461

File: 1445820097859.jpg (1.08 MB, 2652x1396, 663:349, CO_Beauty_BioDomes.jpg)

>decide to check out the star citizen website

>they're making a fucking space science lab/field hospital

Is this going to be something you can actually use and own in the game? It looks so fucking cool.


 No.26462

>>26461

I believe so, theres a shit tonne of features they've kept quiet tbf. But it's going to be so good.

>>26460

I said earlier today. If I lived in America, I'd have died suicide by cop, in a school shooting.


 No.26463

File: 1445820930711.jpg (44.76 KB, 620x670, 62:67, 1438712400209.jpg)

>shill citizen


 No.26464

>>26463

I'm fine with the shilling. It keeps me in Itsu cups.


 No.26465

I've been mourning my dog all day. I didn't sleep last night, nor am I sleepy now. Just trying to grind the sadness away on the pve server as I can't get on pvp.


 No.26466

>>26463

I sure as shit ain't putting a drop of my cash in until squadron 42 is released but you've got to admit it will be good if they live up to the standards


 No.26467

>>26466

Well you know what delayed it right?


 No.26468

>>26467

what? I don't bother following the development of early access games any more. I'm just waiting until they release something substantial so I can judge it through lets plays and reviews.


 No.26469

>>26462

> suicide by cop, in a school shooting

honestly I'd probably have done the same, school was not a good time for me


 No.26470

>>26469

plus I was still a woman then, so I'd have got off easy


 No.26471

>>26465

Sorry about your dog.

The server has been a bit dodgy tonight.


 No.26472

>>26465

I hope you feel better soon, anon.


 No.26473

>>26465

I know everyone says it but the only thing for it is time


 No.26474

>>26466

>video games living up to their pre-release hype

>2008+n

Let's face it, on the small chance that it's not complete shit, it will be a disappointment at best.


 No.26475

>>26468

Basically the UK studio were in charge of S42, the Austen studio persistent universe. However the US got so far behind, the UK ended up having to do both. Focusing on developing the PU.

>>26469

I know that feel. I took an overdose in year 11 in the schools toilets.


 No.26476

>>26475

damn, glad you're still alive anon


 No.26477

Thanks everyone. It's just panging in my chest and throat. But at least she's not ill anymore.

>>26476

Well thank you. Even if my body is trying to put me in an early grave. Although when you know you'll die young, it's not nearly as scary.


 No.26478

>>26475

>2015

>letting burgerclaps make your game

lmao


 No.26479

>>26478

Basically the brits had to step in, sort it out. Then the entire dev side of the studio got let go, a few days later a load of shit about 'poor work ethics' and shit from insider information was published with the escapist. Which was clearly disgruntled, shit employees.


 No.26480

>£30 for 12 bottles of "fallout" beer

>it's just fucking carlsberg

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B016XZVE96


 No.26481

>>26477

true, uncertainty is what gets me the most


 No.26482

.>>26481

Definitely. I'm kind of lucky really. I've recently made the decision to stop treatment and just have pain relief. It takes a weight off your shoulders when you expect it.


 No.26483

H-has everybody gone to bed?


 No.26484

>>26483

I haven't


 No.26485

>>26482

well I hope it doesn't happen too soon


 No.26486

>>26484

Oh good! Thought I'd be alone all night, are you up to anything decent?


 No.26487

>>26486

not really, just reading manga, you?


 No.26488

>>26485

Nah. At least 5 years. The next step was Chemo and transplants, and I just don't want to go through that, I'd prefer my dignity. So you'll all be normie with gfs, and long forgotten about this thread by then.


 No.26489

>>26487

I'm leveling my druid. And listening to Bluegrass. Which manga? I'm trying to expand my entertainment choices. Recently began watching anime again.


 No.26490

>>26488

That's not too bad as long as the years are good I guess

>>26489

Angel Densetsu, it's a comedy manga


 No.26491

>>26490

Aye! That's how I see it. It'd be nice to make some friends first though. I just don't know how.


 No.26492

>>26491

well you've always got us, although that's not really friends I guess.

Support groups might help, but the few I've been to were filled with idiots, different disorder though, so you might be luckier.


 No.26493

>>26492

I'm in a couple. But because the illness literally affects women 90% more than men. All these support groups are full of stacy and minion posting middle aged women. I do see you all as friends really. I don't the last time I was ever a part of something like a little community, and pushed out.


 No.26494

>>26493

it's nice that you've got a partner you fucking normie but that sucks about the support group, can't say I'm surprised though.

and I'm a bit lost on how else to make friends, all I can do is repeat stuff I've been told, go to clubs, or societies, or pubs or something. Never worked for me, but ah well.


 No.26495

File: 1445826648147.jpg (1.03 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 20151026_023020.jpg)

>>26494

Aye. It'd help if I could leave the house. Plus rocking up with this bad boy would probably cost Barry chad points right?


 No.26496

>>26495

you could get one of those fancy electric chairs, properly pimp it out and shit.

please don't actually do this. but if you do take pics


 No.26497

>>26496

I'm already planning on turning my ordinary Wheelchair into a time machine. So I can wear the steampunk stuff I bought.


 No.26498

>>26497

that's pretty sweet, I wish I had the confidence to do cosplay or steampunk or something


 No.26499

File: 1445828019561.jpeg (45.44 KB, 960x960, 1:1, received_1015369626377249….jpeg)

>>26498

I only wear it in the house lol. These are the latest editions.


 No.26500

File: 1445828151784.jpeg (55.89 KB, 500x779, 500:779, received_1015369626375749….jpeg)


 No.26501

>>26499

nice, that's pretty cool looking.


 No.26502

>>26500

>>26499

I prefer cyberpunk to be honest but that looks good


 No.26503

>>26501

I have some amazing shoes too. But can't find a picture.


 No.26504

>>26503

boots? I have some great military ones, but they're not exactly good looking.


 No.26505

File: 1445853185862-0.jpg (68.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, murrika america.jpg)

File: 1445853185876-1.jpg (26.13 KB, 500x375, 4:3, murrika 23534253.jpg)

File: 1445853185895-2.jpg (117.37 KB, 612x612, 1:1, security murrika.jpg)

File: 1445853185896-3.jpg (39.93 KB, 532x381, 532:381, murrika 389043.jpg)

>>26496

Sometimes I wish I was American so I could ride one of these in public.


 No.26506

>>26491

>>26494

After months of asking around 8chan for advice on making friends, mostly from cyborgs, ex-robots and the like, I've come to the conclusion that it's pretty much impossible to make new friends if you don't already have the ability to socialise, are longterm NEET, and don't have at least one existing friend. And it's especially impossible if you're unable to go anywhere outside the house or talk to people online.

>tfw involuntarily social isolation with no end in sight


 No.26507

File: 1445853761596.jpg (517.57 KB, 1920x1062, 320:177, bully.jpg)

This rogue has been here since 9:00 last night.


 No.26508

File: 1445854860014.png (21.98 KB, 127x124, 127:124, snake.png)

>not drinking metal gear beer


 No.26509

>>26507

maybe the player died


 No.26510

>>26507

truly the vanilla experience


 No.26511

>>26505

I've seen people with them over here, go for it


 No.26512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.26514

I just found a load of bendy straws in my coat pocket and I don't know why.


 No.26515


 No.26516

>>26515

ill allow it


 No.26517

>>26512

I have that onesie. Definitely recreating that.


 No.26518

>>26517

I seen a guy wearing a pokemon onesie in public.

cringed thb.


 No.26519

>>26514

that's random, when did you last wear the coat or go somewhere wit bendy straws


 No.26520

>>26519

I have no idea. I haven't worn that coat in so long.


 No.26522

>>26488

My God this feels really tragic.


 No.26523

>>26520

weird


 No.26524

>>26518

I have about 6 onesie. But only wear them in doors, I don't even go in the garden in them. Because I know they look fucking stupid. But they just happen to be comfy as.

>>26522

It's not that bad. Like I said it's much more comforting when it's foreseeable.


 No.26525

>>26518

Die Antwoord do what the fuck what they want, I think them if anyone can get away with it, they manage everything else.


 No.26526

>>26518

I saw this white girl with huge dreadlocks wearing rainbow nigger garb.

I then understood I'm never going to fit in.


 No.26527

>snake tries to play a youtube video on his laptop

>gets an ad

>"I'm thinking of emailing youtube and telling them to stop giving me ads"

I got bored of his stream before, but he's pretty funny today. He's singing and dancing right now.


 No.26528

>>26527

He's an embarrassment.


 No.26531

what happened to the thread?


 No.26532

>>26531

we ded

rip


 No.26533

>>26531

I was just seeing how long we could go without posting personally.


 No.26534

>>26532

>>26533

i was really worried, im glad this place is still alive though


 No.26535

>>26534

Of course it is. We have some dead days, but we all know there's at least a couple of us just sitting here unable to think of something to say.


 No.26536

So little content makes me want to post blogshit, don't make me do it.


 No.26537

File: 1445894848654.png (160.08 KB, 640x558, 320:279, NFdMG0D.png)

work today:

go in to work

make a cup of tea

turn on pc

open cosy reggae songs in a tab while I have work open in another tab (answering customer support emails)

fall asleep

someone brings in a vr headset and we play with it

make a cup of tea

go out for lunch

talk to colleagues on skype

make a cup of tea

go home

This isn't so hard.


 No.26538

>>26536

I don't mind blogposts, unless it's about a lads night out you were in or a relationship you're in.


 No.26539

Lads, I need help. I don't know where else to ask.

On Saturday evening, a co-worker I drive home is going to tell me that his father died.

How the hell do I react? What do I say?

Fortunately I have a long time to plan for this.


 No.26540

>>26539

"shit, jesus man im so sorry to hear that, i know there isnt really much i can say to make things better but if you ever want to talk, im here to listen"


 No.26541

>>26539

"o-oh."


 No.26542

>>26540

I appreciate it. But there's no way I could say that without it sounding like I'm reading a script.

>>26541

Sadly this is kind of close to what I would have said.


 No.26543

>>26542

practice the line over and over, rehearse it and practice the pauses in the sentence especially and it will become easy to say


 No.26544

>>26540

>"if you ever want to talk, im here to listen"

>encouraging the guy to talk MORE

no no no

you just say the first part, I'm sorry to hear that, then you say nothing else.


 No.26545

>>26543

Have you got anything with less words to say?

maybe about 5-6?

>>26544

Would it be acceptable to just say "Oh, sorry"?


 No.26546

>>26536

britfeel is literally blogposting: the board

go for it.

>>26537

that sounds comfy as fuck mate, must be pretty awesome to get paid for that.


 No.26547

>>26545

>Would it be acceptable to just say "Oh, sorry"?

at least make it a little more like "that's awful, I'm sorry"


 No.26548

>>26544

the only reason i say that is because usually these people dont actually want to say more, i put that as an empty gesture for being a "good person" or something

>>26545

maybe go with what the other person said, if they do actually want to talk about it weird shit could happen like them talking about how their dad molested them and they were going to talk soon but he died before they had a chance to sort things out and it could get messy so just settle for the saying youre sorry to hear that


 No.26549

>>26547

I like that, I'll go with that.

Thanks.

>>26548

Yeah, I'm not opening up any more questions. He talks about too much awkward stuff.

Some of the most awkward moments of my life have been on the short journey to his house.


 No.26550

thinking about joining the royal marines reserves lads, looked it up and since I'm off my medication and have no incidences of recorded self harm I'm actually eligible, pleasantly surprised.


 No.26551

>>26549

talk about your anime collection with him after you say sorry


 No.26552

>>26550

It's tough as fuck though mate, and reserves go through all the training the regular ones do. You think you can handle that?


 No.26553

>>26552

I certainly feel like I'd like to try, the beauty of the reserves is I can stay in college so if I don't get in I haven't lost out on anything. I was actually pretty fit (though not royal marine standards) so if I took a good few months to train properly I reckon I'd have a shot.


 No.26554

so im in a fierce mood of wasting money right now, yesterday spent loads of money on pizza, today i want to buy something else, i just want to distract myself from all the pain of loneliness

can any one recommend something to buy?


 No.26555

>>26554

How much money are we talking here?


 No.26556

>>26555

anything up to £100 i guess, that would be all of my money though


 No.26557

>>26554

Clothes?


 No.26558

>>26557

it would be pointless, i dont leave my house much and any clothes i would actually want to wear would be shit that wouldnt fit me or look stupid or something


 No.26559

>>26556

A prostitute


 No.26560

>>26556

Do you have any hobbies? Or a hobby you would like to get into? That's what I normally spend my money on.


 No.26561

>>26558

Take your measurements first.


 No.26562

>>26559

no chance, i live with my mum and i wouldnt be able to handle trying to contact and sort things out with one

>>26560

just video games and watching some sports, thats all i do really

>>26561

theres no real point, the only stuff id want to wear is video game related stuff and i wouldnt dare because its just a sign im a pathetic loser, clothes are worthless to me really


 No.26563

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>>26562

Get yourself one of these


 No.26564

This is fucked up, last month my acne cream was £7 a tube. Now it's £12.

Fucking kikes exploiting my skin problems.


 No.26565

>>26562

Maybe get some vidya-related stuff, you got an old Wii or PS2? Softmod them so you can install some homebrew and play "backup" discs, or get a hard drive and install a shitloads of games on that. If you haven't got an old console, maybe you could get one.

Or if you're more into emulating on PC, get some genuine controllers and USB adapters to use them on your computer. Maybe even a bluetooth adapter and infra-red light to play Wii games in Dolphin with an actual wiimote.


 No.26566

>>26565

sadly ive got a fair view old consoles, and can emulate the ones i dont have, my wii is softmodded as well, i dont really know what vidya related stuff i could get, it sucks really, the only thing ive really thought about getting lately is just food


 No.26567

>>26566

Any peripherals that you don't have, like the classic controllers, a gamecube controller or motionplus adapter? You could even get a CRT if you don't already have one, old consoles look great on them.

You could also replace any shitty composite cables with component cables if you only have a LCD TV, or RGB SCART cables for a beautifully clear picture on CRTs.

inb4 you've already done all this


 No.26568

>>26567

i feel like such a shit for just rejecting everything but i dont know what to say, ive got everything i need in terms of gaming stuff and i even have all the consoles, peripherals and equipment i need


 No.26569

>>26566

you could just upgrade you computer, anythings better than wasting it on over priced junk food


 No.26570

>>26569

the only thing i really would say i want to upgrade right now would be my cpu, and i cant afford to do that


 No.26571

>>26568

Fuck it then, just buy 30 tubs of ice cream and a freddo.


 No.26572

>>26571

i was thinking more along the lines of pizza, chicken, kebab and burgers, i guess ill order that tomorrow since its too late tonight


 No.26573

>>26572

Waste of money in my eyes, but it's your money so whatever.


 No.26574

>>26572

How long have you been comfort eating for? Are you obese m8?


 No.26575

>>26573

nothing else to spend it on really, and it makes me feel good


 No.26576

>>26572

bit disgusting m8


 No.26577

>>26576

a perfect fit for me then


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 No.26579

>>26578

Thanks Chad.


 No.26580

>>26578

i think ill be giving that a miss


 No.26581

>>26572

You a big guy?


 No.26582

>>26579

What? It's a genuine suggestion, I've been reading the overcoming social anxiety book in the same series and it's been a lot of help to me, just throwing it out there.


 No.26583

>>26581

yea im a fatty


 No.26584

>>26583

how fat? I'm 19 stone myself


 No.26585

>>26584

Oh my, that's pretty big mate, what's your bmi?


 No.26586

>>26584

no idea, havent weighed myself in years, but my belly sticks out enormously


 No.26587

>>26584

>19 stone

Jesus Christ, that's exactly double my weight.


 No.26588

Anyone else a skelton?


 No.26589

>>26588

Not yet, but getting there. I'm 7 stone.


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 No.26591

>>26588

I'm 6ft tall and was 8.5 stone for a long time, but within recent months I've gone up to 9.5 stone. I think that's still underweight though, my arms are still really bone-like and my cheeks still cave inwards.


 No.26592

>>26590

Well you must be over 6 ft for that, so you probably carry it well.


 No.26593

>>26592

yeah about 6'2 but I've come doen for my peak of about 20.5 stone to nearley 19 now.


 No.26594

>>26591

>>26589

6'4 10stone here.

I think your cheeks are because of your high cheekbones.


 No.26595

>>26594

You've seen his cheekbones? Pics?


 No.26596

>>26594

They didn't used to cave in though, they've only been like this for the last few years since I had a sudden rapid weight loss. It can't just be my cheekbones because my bone structure hasn't changed since I was 14/15, and I certainly didn't have caved in cheeks back then. It wasn't until I was 19 that it happened.

>>26595

I've never posted a picture of my face. He's not wrong though, my cheekbones are fairly high.


 No.26597

Ah! No worries.


 No.26598

I'm off to bed. Had another good day today, which isn't surprising considering the nice weather. Went along with my mum, sister and niece to the shops, and then we went to the park together. My niece always brings a lot of joy and laughter with her, it's impossible to be depressed when she's around.

Tomorrow I've got one of those crappy appointments I always have though, but it's going to be later in the day so maybe I won't be so anxious and unable to speak doubt it.

Goodnight guys.


 No.26599

>>26597

huh

>>26598

Night, anon.


 No.26600

>>26598

goodnight anon


 No.26601

hopefully will be getting more money in an hour


 No.26602

>>26601

funny time to be getting paid


 No.26603

>>26602

not fit for society money


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 No.26606

I think I'm going to try get back on jsa, I took a job for a few weeks but I couldn't handle it and ended up having an anxiety attack on the way to work and just couldn't face going back.


 No.26607

>>26606

good luck anon, i have no idea what getting on jsa entails but i hope you can get back on with no trouble


 No.26608

>>26607

thanks, it's mainly me trying to explain why I got sacked and hoping they don't find out I buried my head in the sand for 3 weeks until they sacked me


 No.26609

>>26608

im sure people have been sacked for less and normie shit reasons, you have a pretty legit reason in my book


 No.26610

>>26609

maybe, but I don't really feel like explaining what happened to someone else because I'll end up breaking down in the job centre and then that will just be another place I can't go back too.

I need to see a doctor or something to be honest but I just keep putting it off


 No.26611

>>26610

well to me, youre pretty damn brave even leaving the house to go and do this kind of stuff, i can understand not wanting to say anything because if you break down there you wont be able to go back

is there anything you can say, like maybe you were being bullied by co workers or something that would explain you leaving and they would accept it?


 No.26612

>>26611

thanks. I think I'll be okay because one day the shifts were all over the place, I'd do 3 shifts a week starting at 3am, 5pm, 3am.

plus they'd make you work 8-10 hours with no breaks


 No.26613

>>26612

is forcing you to do that stuff actually legal? it sounds like hell


 No.26614

>>26613

the shifts were legal but you're supposed to get a break every 6 hours I think


 No.26615

>>26614

working seems all sorts of fucked up, its horrible you didnt get a break though, i dont know how you could still function at the end


 No.26616

>>26615

you didn't even get to chill at the end of the of the shift because the job was scanning all the products in certain stores miles away from home so you had to pile back in the van and spend an hour or two in silence on the way home.

I've got to head to bed to I can ring the jobcentre tomorrow. thanks for letting me vent.


 No.26617

>>26616

that is truly awful, good youre out of there now, goodnight anon and have a good sleep though


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>>26619

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