No.8138
Why won't it rain edition
No.8140
>>8138
>tfw no rain to make it cozy
No.8141
>>8140
>tfw no rain to cover up and go outside
No.8142
Hello thread. Back home. Was stuck next to a spesh on the ward. They've sent me home without actually fixing the problem. Only telling me what it isn't. 'Well anon, it isn't a Stroke or a Tumour. I guess you can go home.'
No.8143
>>8142
Well at least it isn't a stroke or a tumour
Glad to have ya back
No.8144
>>8143
Aye. It's just a mild form of seizure which is causing some kind of Aphasia, and hypertension with tachycardia. Which he said was for my neurologist to deal with, in about what? 6months? Fucking prick paki cunts.
No.8145
>>8138
I'm going to update this image with a little calendar and a little farage I think
Going to be working on the game a bit more over the weekend. It's coming along nicely and there were some serious lessons learned from the old sidescroller one. Again, I'll take any comments on board
No.8146
>>8145
Looking forward to it m8
No.8147
>>8142
They sent me home with a broken finger, bone sticking out of my skin. Too many Pakis shitting up A&E.
That's the only time I've ever gone to hospital for something.
No.8148
>>8147
Actually, I'm going to elaborate.
I broke my finger in the morning, got a taxi to hospital and waited around for a few hours only for them to tell me they couldn't operate because there were no empty rooms to do it. Instead they tried pushing my finger bone back in my finger, which didn't work. They then sent me to a different hospital far away, and I waited around there for a few more hours. I had to stand up all the time too since there were no empty seats. By this time it was night time, and they told me I'd have to come back tomorrow because they didn't have any openings either.
No.8149
No.8150
>>8148
Fuck that sounds like a shitty day. I'm lucky to have never broken a bone, only sprained both my wrists one time when I fell backwards playing basketball in PE at school. How did you break your finger?
No.8151
>>8148
Evil racist, a tiny percentage of the immigrants in this country work in the NHS, therefore we must accept without complaint the hundreds of thousands of the rest of them that completely flood the service.
No.8152
>>8151
39% of new jobs are taken by a foreigner :v)
No.8153
What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I fell over once and my tooth put a hole in my tongue.
No.8154
>>8152
>the Conservatives claim the amount of unemployed people has fallen
>all they've done is import more foreigners and given them jobs, so proportionately the percentage of unemployed people gets smaller
No.8155
>>8150
Someone at school grabbed me and snapped my finger like a twig for no reason.
No.8156
>>8147
>>8148
I fucking swear they only do it to see us suffer man. He took my walking stick off me then said stand up, walk here, despite it being nothing to do with the current issue. It was like he was just pushing my buttons. Seeing how much I'd take like a bitch
No.8157
>>8155
Bit of a cunt move by them, hope you smacked them one in the face after it healed.
>>8153
Besides spraining my wrists, probably a toss up between the time I accidentally stabbed a pencil into my hand, and the time I fell of my bike and got a small stone stuck in my hand. Never had anything serious though. I was never allowed to play outside beyond a single summer holidays when I was 12 (and I wasn't allowed to leave my street) because my parents are overly protective, so I spent the vast majority of my life indoors on my computer.
No.8158
>>8153
Little cousin cut the webbing between my finger and thumb with a pair of kitchen scissors as I held a piece of string for them to cut when making Christmas decorations. Second was having a seizure holding a fresh cup of black coffee whilst wearing only a vest and pj shorts. Ended up with a full thickness burn all down my hips. It was painful as fuck.
No.8159
>>8158
>Little cousin cut the webbing between my finger and thumb with a pair of kitchen scissors as I held a piece of string for them to cut when making Christmas decorations.
Fucking hell I winced
No.8160
>>8158
Is your cousin a fucking mental case or what
What the fuck
No.8161
>>8159
Aye, it makes my mum queasy thinking about it still, there was blood everywhere. Still have the scar. It probably sounds worse than it was it only needed a couple of stitches but everytime I spread my fingers too far for a few months after it'd open back up. Just being in that awkward place.
No.8162
>>8160
She was 7 and over zealous. It was one of those 'you need to be really careful those scissors are sharp anon's cousin' 'I knooooowwww' -GOES MENTAL AND SHOWS OFF AT HOW FAST SHE CAN CUT-
No.8163
>>8162
I forget how terrifying kids can be sometimes.
Reading all these a&e stories made me check my privilege on growing up in a rich white area. One time when I was 15 I got hit in the face with a fencing post (long story). Tore a hole between the area above upper lip and the inside of my mouth. Walked myself to a&e, was out within the hour with fresh stitches.
No.8164
>>8163
Jesus man. After posting here. Went to the doctors and was 'rushed into A&E' I use quotations because despite them being concerned I was about to have a heart attack, it took 4 hours to see a doctor, 7 to get a bed. The NHS is complete bollocks at the moment. There was a complete spesh in the bed next to me, an ELDERLY downs syndrome. I didn't even think they existed but apparently they do. And they way she got spoken to by some of the staff was horrible. This Spanish doctor grabbed her arm and said 'if you don't stay still I'll make you.' Then took her took her blood with her screaming. She was fucking terrified. Clearly scared of the needle. There's a way doing things,
No.8165
>>8164
Reminds me of when I got taken in with ITP. They said I could've died at any moment from internal bleeding, but I had to wait a few hours to speak to a doctor and even longer to get a bed.
What we need is more mass immigration, clearly.
No.8166
>>8165
Definitely, that'll fix things.
No.8167
>>8165
Oh, and my town is 96% white, yet most of the doctors were pakis who came across as cold and nonchalant. Don't really know what's going on there - apparently there are a lot of British doctors who get turned down due to positive discrimination.
This country really is fucked - I don't think the average person realizes just how fucked it actually is. I would like to get myself off of benefits so that if there ever is a 'happening'-type scenario I'll at least be somewhat secure; but that's proving to be quite difficult.
How will you fare if there is civil unrest in Britain? If you live in a diverse/poor area you might be in for some turmoil.
No.8168
>>8167
I'm pretty much fucked, 2011 census states that 26.1% of people in my town are black or other ethnic minorities, 18.5% of were not born in the UK. This was double what it was in 2001, so it's probably significantly higher now.
No.8169
>>8167
>deliberately deny positions to British doctors and nurses in favour of immigrants
>then claim we need immigrants because they prop up the NHS
Solid plan
No.8170
>>8167
At Least One of English/Welsh/Scottish/Northern Irish/British Identities Only - 97.7%
Things are looking good for me.
No.8171
One of the last safe havens.
No.8172
>>8170
>>8171
Don't fool yourself into thinking you're safe. Once they completely infest everywhere else it's a matter of time before they root out the last pockets of whiteness and destroy them
No.8173
>>8172
why do you care about whiteness so much?
No.8174
>>8157
>Bit of a cunt move by them, hope you smacked them one in the face after it healed.
I forgave him so he will be able to show mercy in the future.
No.8175
>>8173
Because the native population is white, and are being displaced.
Don't get me wrong, it's just just about being white, slavs from Romania and Bulgaria are bad too.
No.8176
>tfw nothing on tv tonight
>tfw updated my phone and it's now shitter than before
Truly rip
No.8177
>>8173
>Why do you care about whiteness
>in a white country
No.8178
It's pretty much all white by me, some gypsies, but they all live in houses now and are pretty normal, you wouldn't know if you didn't talk to them
No.8179
fffffriday night mothafuckas
what are you:
>eating
>drinking
>watching
>listening
>playing
No.8180
>>8179
>nothing
>nothing
>daredevil
>also daredevil I guess
>minecraft
No.8181
>>8179
I just ate a turkey sandwich, about to have a chocolate miniroll, I'm drinking water, watching/listening/playing nothing at the moment.
No.8182
>>8179
>eating
chicken nuggets and chips
>drinking
all out of pepsi max so might have a beer
>watching
Game of Thrones (read the books so decided to watch the show finally)
>listening
nothing atm
>playing
might play a bit more of the Witcher, if I can be bothered
No.8183
>>8179
>Decimating the easter egg stash
>Cherry coke
>Maybe some sunny
>Whatever I find
>DOOM, maybe some Etrian
No.8184
woud you fuck piddleas lads
No.8185
>>8184
never heard of her before
just looked her up
definitely not. What an annoying cunt.
No.8186
>>8184
>another forced personality youtube vlogger
No.
No.8187
No.8188
>>8187
I wouldn't fuck her on principle, I can't stand people like her.
not that she'd look at me twice anyway, but still
No.8189
>>8184
Wow, another 'I'm an introvert but I post pictures of myself in a bikini on Twitter' YouTube personality.
No, but I would murder her.
No.8190
No.8191
>>8184
Looks like a Sassy boxxy.
Probably.
No.8192
Just fired our cleaning lady after her first shift. Am I massive cunt? She spent two hours and did 2 of the 8 jobs agreed. And I still paid full. She was meant to disinfect the surfaces so you know. I don't die. I went to go check after she'd gone. Cup marks, dried food and split milk still visible on sides, if I hadn't of noticed and just prepared food thinking it'd been done, I'd be back in hospital. Was it acceptable to let her go? Or should I have kept her on another week to make sure?
No.8193
>>8192
Is she experienced? If she was someone who's never really done it before then you sort of have to expect that. But if she's an experienced cleaner and that's what you advertised for, then yeah you were probably right to get shot.
No.8194
It's finally raining lads.
That nice smell.
Times like this make me not want to die.
No.8195
>>8193
Experienced, and we're paying through a service.
Also. About to Crack open these bad boys. So fucking excited.
No.8196
>>8195
>fighting fantasy
my fucking nigga
I had the Warlock of Firetop Mountain (I think that's what the first was called), The Citadel of Chaos, and also I'm sure I had one called "The Forest of Doom" or something similar
No.8197
>>8194
It's just a cool, peaceful and pleasant evening here. I'm feeling pretty good too.
>>8195
I read one of them for the first time a year or two ago, it was fun, but I ended up dying right at the end for something I missed right at the beginning.
No.8198
>>8196
Aye, Warlock and Citadel are the first two in this series! Forest of Doom is the 8th in another, they're fucking excellent man. I rebought them simply as I had a fill collection as a child, and used them to annihilation.
>>8197
Aye they're brutal as fuck but that's what I love about them.
No.8199
what's the point in all these obscure tv programmes on sky? I'm watching a Venezuelan soap at the moment and the acting is shite
No.8200
>>8199
are you saying you don't appreciate foreign culture you bigot?
No.8201
>>8200
It's not even a popular Venezuelan soap. The acting is worse than a porno. Also it seems really westernised. No culture in that pal
No.8202
>>8201
I can't stand this blatant racism, you are disgusting
No.8203
120 games on my Steam library.
Speaking to someone I was playing with on Skype and he said 'Wow, that's a lot of fucking games'. Is he right? Is it that many?
No.8204
>>8203
I've got 127, I don't think it's all that much
>tfw 88 of them I've never even played
No.8205
>>8203
>>8204
Yes, it is a lot. Also Valve/Steam is currently on fire right now due to the paid mods shit and a shitload of people are leaving it.
No.8206
>>8205
>a shitload of people are leaving it.
what am I supposed to do, just abandon all my games?
No.8207
>>8203
I've got 180 odd.
Haven't played many of them, fucking bundles
No.8208
No.8209
After an hour and a half of wandering around town wondering where to get dinner, I just said "fuck it" and bought sammich supplies from sainsbury's. I think it's worked out better that way.
No.8210
>>8202
I'm really sorry :(
No.8211
>>8205
People are leaving it for what?
So many games use steam for multiplayer.
No.8212
Just had the best indian takeaway ever tbh
No.8213
>>8212
Curry is sound as fuck. Which one do you get?
Madras masterrace here.
No.8214
>>8211
Just leaving DRM heavy distribution platforms in general. They've really fucked up this time, putting user-created Skyrim mods up for sale, often made using content that was intended to be usable for free on Nexus (without permission from the original creators), with 75% of the cut going to Valve/Bethesda. It's about time people realised putting all their eggs in one company's basket was a terrible investment, especially when you are only paying for a license to play the game using their own DRM, and you are unable to play without Steam (unless you crack the game).
No.8215
I'm surprised more people aren't fed up with steams shit.
They are doing their best to fuck up csgo. Monetising everything in sight.
Valve are literal jews. Monetising anything they can whilst keeping costs super low with shit support.
No.8216
>>8214
>putting user-created Skyrim mods up for sale,
jesus christ really?
No.8217
>>8215
I guess I've not noticed the Jewing so much because I play pretty much exclusively single player games, and older games at that.
No.8218
>>8214
>selling Skyrim mods
No.8219
>>8216
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/aboutpaidcontent/
Embrace the change, goy! We're leaving the old, outdated wild-west of the past, it's time for a newer, more mature industry!
No.8220
>>8213
My family normally order a bunch of different curries and we all have some of each dish. I normally get a chicken dish to myself though, I had a chicken khorrisomething
No.8221
>>8215
I can't wait until we have to pay for patches too. Oh wait, that's already happening http://store.steampowered.com/app/335300/
No.8222
>>8221
wake me from this hell
nothing is sacred anymore
No.8224
>>8223
>I lived to see Star Wars Battlefront turn into this
No.8225
>>8223
>people pre-order digital games
>in 2015
What goes through these people's minds? It's not 2003, you aren't going wake up late and find out that the game has sold out everywhere and won't be in stock for another week or two. You can buy one of the infinitely available copies as soon as you've read the initial user reviews and all seems okay, and all you might be missing out on is some game-ruining in-game cash or weapons/vehicles.
No.8226
>>8224
Every Total War has day 1 dlc as well as graphics dlc too.
No.8227
the future is with slav games.
Men of war and Mount and blade have kept me happy, but that may just be because autism
No.8228
>>8227
M&B is made by Turks and released by Jew Swedes.
No.8229
>>8227
>implying we won't soon be seeing paid M&B mods at this rate
Eastern European devs are based for the most part though, you're right.
No.8230
>>8228
i thought it was Polish? Either way I bought it for £5 a few years ago and Warband is still great especially modded, although I'm looking for another game in a similar vein, possibly set in space, but not FTL
some sort of multiplayer britfeel game mitebcool, but i don't know what we all play anyway
No.8231
>>8230
I still play Napoleonic War online.
No.8232
>>8230
I don't play much multiplayer, I have shit hand-eye coordination, so I usually get the piss taken out of me
No.8233
Why is it so hard to change fucking colours on my phone. Why must I download fucking themes to change backgrounds to black. What the fuck.
All I want to do is change the colour palette, why isn't this a built in option.
All these little annoyances make me so mad.
No.8234
>>8233
you want more colours? Buy them from our app store, goy. only 99p per colour, what a bargain!
No.8235
Shilling >>>/scurv/ because fuck Steam.
No.8236
>>8234
These are the options I have. I don't see why they can't be edited, it's fucking retarded.
But they recommend I buy some paid for themes ;4)
No.8237
Elizabeth Olson on graham norton tbh
She's so qt
No.8238
>>8236
Selling the most stripped-down, bare-bones product and then selling all the good features for an additional fee is what the 2010s are all about.
No.8239
Just re-installed Deus Ex. Night: MADE.
No.8240
>>8237
Ye she is
>>8238
They should gas these devs. They have a default theme with a purple menu background and green highlights but no simple monotone one. What the fuck.
No.8241
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No.8242
>>8237
>Mary Kate and Ashley aren't three people.
No.8243
>>8241
The 'white' theme was my last hope. But it's got a blue grey menu and orange fucking highlights
No.8244
>>8242
Is she their older sister ?
I want to marry her ;_;
No.8245
>>8244
> older sister
no anon
she's the younger sister
No.8246
>>8244
>>8245
And she is good at acting.
No.8247
>>8245
there's a third one!?
No.8248
The only lucid dream I've ever had was when I was 16. I had a threesome with mary-kate and ashley in a sweet shop.
Bretty gud.
No.8249
>>8248
I remember you mentioning it before, not a bad dream at all. Last time I had a lucid dream I was about 16 too, I might start trying again tonight.
No.8250
I'm gonna head to bed, but before I go I'll leave you with this horror. Goodnight guys.
No.8251
>tfw hayfever
Didn't want that summer anyway
No.8252
>other britfeel is purely about this "meetup" now
G-guess I'll just stick here
No.8253
>>8252
You won't regret it m8
>>8251
>tfw cycling through the woods yesterday and now my nose is blocked
thanks genetics
No.8255
>>8253
Seriously why isn't a cure for hayfever the main focus of our nations top minds?!
Fucking shitlords
No.8256
>>8254
Good luck mate.
Just looked it up
>£125
No.8257
>>8252
Fucking halfchan. I swear to fuck this has something to do with /soc/ I saw a few days ago someone mention a they came from the r9k dating thread on there, so I went over to have a look, and there actually was a robot dating thread, on /soc/ like there'd ever be any actual robots there? Fucking pisstake man.
Also, really enjoying Warlock of fire top mountain, halfway through.
No.8258
>>8251
>>8253
>>8255
Shit, I better start taking tablets. How did hayfever even develop and continue to exist anyway? You'd think our ancestors would have all been rendered completely useless in the middle of a grassy battlefield and immediately gotten their heads lopped off.
No.8259
>>8232
its probably more of a case of us not going outside as much as we should to build up resistance. I never used to have it
No.8260
>>8259
I dunno, I've had it ever since I started school, which had massive fields and a shitload of trees and bushes surrounding them. Multiple times in my life it's got so bad I had to be sent home from school, because I couldn't see or focus on anything and my constant sneezing and nose blowing was disrupting the entire class.
No.8261
>>8248
I've had dreams about having a 3some with Mary-Kate and Ashley too.. Everyone likes twins
No.8262
>>8261
My nigga
>>8258
None of my family have it, and ancestors are all outdoorsy types. I had breathing difficulties as a child and I remember having a coughing fit whilst playing in a long grass field. Ever since then I've had it.
I really hope someone comes up with a cure as I love walking in the countryside, but may-august I can barely go outside.
No.8263
>>8262
>may-august I can barely go outside.
Same here, it's shit.
>tfw nasal spray
No.8264
>>8256
>being poor
Just kidding. I know it's expensive but it's something that really interests me, and if you could pirate genealogy I would.
No.8265
Ok. I'm freaking the fuck out. I got of hospital yesterday. And told I've been told we're hosting a bbq for the audio team. As our garden is big. And basically there's going about 10 people I don't really know at my house.
No.8266
>>8265
> And told I've been told we're hosting a bbq for the audio team
Ah, is that the same audio team where your extremely shy, socially awkward boyfriend works?
No.8268
>>8265
Hide in your room, order domino's and collect it using a bed sheet sling so you don't need to go downstairs
No.8269
>>8266
Aye. I'm pretty sure he's just agreed, the way he said it went it went was they needed somewhere to go, the director is rented, as is the lead. And he mentioned to another colleague 'oh we have an oil drum bbq.' In which the director took as an offer. He didn't know how to say no. So agreed. Then found out it was partners aswell. So he's really acting sheepish now. And leaving it to me to get stuff done like prepare food. And stuff.
No.8270
>>8269
Sounds like you have become a wageslave of your own home
No.8271
No.8272
>>8269
This is what I have so far. I've never entertained for adults before. Only kids. I've organised this. But now regretting it. Oh god. Should I get rid and organise salad instead?
No.8273
>>8272
oh god, anon what are you doing, that looks like a 10 year olds birthday party.
You should be putting out crisps and cocktail sausages and other savoury bits
No.8274
>>8272
KEK pure fucking kids party, don't forget to give out the goodie bags and hire out a bouncy castle.
No.8275
>>8272
I would love to demolish this spread, not sure about career types though….
No.8276
>>8273
>>8274
Oh god. I've never been to a party before. Not in my adult years. Never forced to go by my parents when I lived with them. Peeling carrots and chopping peppers and mushrooms. Making sweet potato wedges too. Oh god. What I am doing.
SEND HELP.
No.8277
>>8276
>carrots
>at a bbq
rip
No.8278
>>8276
when are they arriving?
No.8279
>>8276
Standard british party usually has >>8273 plus sausage rolls, breadsticks, some crusty bread and posh meat (no shitty value slices) and various jams, a selection or a bowl of salad, scotch eggs, meat skewers, etc. Usually you combine this with a sweet/dessert section that has things like trifle, cupcakes, victoria sandwich cake, etc.
BBQs are a bit different, you just need a ton of sausages, burgers, meat skewers, etc. with some extras like baps, butter, ketchup, mustard, cheese, onions and lettuce. Chips or wedges don't hurt either.
No.8280
>>8276
For sides to can't go wrong with
Potato salad
Leaf salad
Nicely seasoned potato wedges
Coleslaw (good backup option)
And then obviously make sure you have
Hot dogs and bun
Burgers and buns (also cheese slices and relish etc, tomato slices and lettuce if you want to go all out)
Veggie burgers just in case
Guests should bring some meat/alcohol but you can never choose what you get so have some beers /wine ready.
No.8281
>>8278
At 4?
>>8277
What should I be making?
Rang my mum she said crisps, make a rice side dish and dipper things
No.8282
>>8279
>>8280
Cheers, I've sent out for some houmous and dips, I'm making carrot, pepper and cucumber strips. As well as paprika sweet potato wedges. This morning got pork loin with maple glaze. Made chicken Kebabs, got veggie burgers, made falafel. Bought caramelised onion burgers, and steak, chipolatas and veggie sausages. Made Haloumi pepper onion and mushroom kebabs
But also bought people party hats and party poppers angel delight, jelly and icecream.
Why am I so fucking spesh.
No.8283
>>8282
You've only bought veggie meat?
Are all the people coming vegetarian, because while they might not say anything if they aren't, it might not go down well. If you wont cook meat yourself, could you ask someone that's coming to do the real meat cooking for you?
No.8284
>>8283
No I bought mixture of both. The onion burgers and steak, chicken kebab and pork loin are all meat.
No.8285
>>8284
Oh fair enough, when you said onion burgers I assumed they were some sort of veggie thing, and burgers and sausages tend to be the big two at BBQ's.
No.8286
>>8282
>party hats and party poppers
>for a work do BBQ
This is going to be a real 'special' occasion, please take plenty of pictures and post them.
No.8287
>>8285
That's what my mum said so I bought a shit load of tesco finest.
No.8288
>>8287
Good plan. People dont tend to care about quality of meat at BBQ's anyway, it's all just about frinking and standing in the sun. If you dont get food poisoning its a bonus, so meat always ends up somewhat burnt. Personally I fucking love burnt hotdogs.
No.8289
>>8282
>But also bought people party hats and party poppers
Fucking kek I hope this is real.
Serves you right normie.
No.8290
>>8282
Please save me the party rings ta
No.8291
>>8289
I'm a disgrace please kill me.
>>8288
Good tip. It's meant to rain today. So I think they'll all be sat in the living room. So I'll be upstairs hiding.
>>8290
I bought 5 packs I'll send you one.
No.8293
>>8292
Oh come on. I KNOW people have balloons at parties. Don't take the piss.
No.8294
>>8293
Not normally after they reach secondary school ;_;
No.8295
>>8293
no really anon, people don't have balloons at an adult work party
No.8296
>>8291
>BBQ
>raining
>grown men and women will be sat indoors wearing party hats eating parma violets kicking balloons back and forth
This is too much, I can't take it.
No.8297
>>8294
That was the last time I ever had a party, unless you count going to a Chinese with my mum and dad.
>>8295
Could I try and pass it off as themed?
No.8298
No.8299
>>8297
>Could I try and pass it off as themed?
maybe if the theme is autism.
No.8300
>>8298
I really think I'm just going to set it all up, then slink off upstairs and continue with my Fighting Fantasy. Let them get on with it.
No.8301
>>8300
>fill your room with all the balloons
>hide in the balloons
No.8302
>>8300
>fill your room with all the balloons
>hide in the balloons
No.8303
>>8299
Why are other people so difficult.
No.8304
>what the guests are expecting
>what the guests actually turn up to
No.8305
>>8296
I actually want to go to this.
Sounds comfy.
No.8306
>>8301
I have a bag of 500 so highly plausible.
>>8304
To be fair. They shouldn't have fucking invited themselves over then. My home isn't built for guests. We have giant bean bags, instead of extra chairs. And live comfortably. Not how others would approve. Now we need impress people? It's stressful.
>>8305
Well I'm glad someone would enjoy the fruits of my labour.
No.8307
>>8306
>My home isn't built for guests. We have giant bean bags, instead of extra chairs. And live comfortably.
No.8308
BBQanon, do you have music sorted?
No.8309
>>8308
Not yet. I had the idea of maybe getting spotify up or something and plugging it into our 7.1 and letting people pick their own.
No.8311
>>8310
>>8310
I hope you're not joking. I really considered it. Along with the Ymca and this. https://youtu.be/RMO4LtZVAx4
No.8312
I just came on, and this is fucking hilarious, bbqs are pretty much just meat and booze when you're an adult anon, but I would love the one you've organised, it's just really autistic, so if we ever go full half chan and have a meet up you can organise it.
No.8313
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>8311
excellent anon, classic party tunes. This one always gets a great reaction too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSSYO9t7e0
No.8314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>8310
>>8311
Kek
Okay party anon, you have to put this in your playlist. It is Saturday after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
No.8315
>>8311
ok, now on to entertainment. What games have you got sorted for the guests?
No.8316
>>8312
I swear I was tested. They said I wasn't. This is why I hung out on /r9k/. Because at least robots were more understanding of shit like this.
>>8313
>>8314
Making a playlist. Fast food rockers has just been added.
If anything. It'll be memorable. And there's lots of alcohol.
No.8317
>>8315
I'm setting up a TTRPG.
No.8318
>>8315
May I suggest pass the parcel and musical chairs (or musical beanbags in this case). Sleeping lions is a great one for the end of the night too.
No.8319
>>8316
alcohol will help, I suggest hiding and filming for us
>>8317
holy shit, are you fucking serious?
No.8320
>>8317
>I'm setting up a TTRPG.
No.8321
>>8318
I feel you're being sarcastic?
>>8319
Yes I'm being serious? Only a short one shot. And I'll try and film from my bedroom window hopefully I don't get dragged into it.
Just added Barbie girl - aqua and the witch doctor song - the cartoons. To the playlist
No.8322
>>8272
you made me cry with laughter
thanks anon and good luck
No.8323
>>8321
>And I'll try and film from my bedroom window hopefully I don't get dragged into it.
please please do this
No.8324
>>8317
I can't tell if you're being serious.
No.8325
>>8321
>I feel you're being sarcastic?
you ever been to a party before? People need activities, they can't just sit there. Another cool one is "What's the time, Mr Wolf" and "Duck Duck Goose" if you have the space.
No.8326
>>8321
It ain't a party until you've got everyone doing the Macarena. Other must-have party tracks include DJ Otzi - Hey Baby, DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide, Steps - 5 6 7 8 and Vengaboys - We Like To Party.
No.8327
>>8324
It's a simple turn based dice rolling game. They should have fun? It isn't rule heavy. Just roll for combat and movement. And placement of tile.
>>8325
Please don't make fun of me. I've never done this before. I've only ever done parties for my little cousins. Children are easier to deal with.
No.8328
>>8326
I've added all of those except the venga boys in which I added we're going to ibiza
No.8329
>>8327
Yeah, that should be fine. Gigi D'agostino is good for barbecues/social gatherings imo - vid related. Have him whack this on while they're all playing the RPG and they should have fun - and if they don't, then fuck 'em!
No.8330
who /comfy/ here
>raining outside
>in bed watching Netflix on my tv
>pack of 5 strawberry jam donuts
No.8332
>>8330
>pack of 5 strawberry jam donuts
I hope you're not overweight, anon.
No.8333
>>8328
Nice choice, this party is going to be truly unforgettable.
No.8334
>>8332
Underweight, I'm bulking atm. I don't like eating much so I'm going for calorie dense foods atm whilst making sure I get enough protein.
No.8335
>>8334
Fair enough. I recommend whole milk (or swole milk as I like to call it) and peanut butter - doughnuts are calorific, but not very nutritious.
No.8336
>>8327
You sure you don't want to go with Snakes & Ladders?
No.8337
>>8331
Cheers mate.
>>8333
I hope so. I've never done this. Have palpitations and shit. Just want everyone to have fun.
>>8336
I could do musical chairs later on if you think it's more appropriate to everything else I've organised.
No.8338
File: 1429972387743.jpg (510.11 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4700_screenshots_2015-04-2….jpg)
Only good Scot is a dead Scot.
No.8339
>>8337
Tell me, when has musical chairs ever been inappropriate? It's a classic, at home or at work.
No.8340
>>8330
>raining?
Where the heck are you? It's warm and sunny here
No.8341
>>8340
It's warm and sunny where I am too, in Bucks.
No.8343
>>8342
Where's the stream!!!
No.8344
>>8272
>>8291
>>8327
>>8342
ahaha fucking hell this is great IM FUCKING CRYING
No.8346
>>8342
good luck anon, I hope everyone has fun, have you got party bags for them to take home afterwards?
No.8347
No.8348
>you have to wait a week after getting an item on steam to trade it
No.8349
>>8346
This, not giving out goodie bags at the end is one of the most disrespectful things you could do in the adult world. Get those sweets you had out earlier into some carrier bags and hand them out one by one when they leave. If you can find a little gift as well, like a toy or something, that would seal the deal, and probably earn your boyfriend a promotion.
No.8350
>>8342
>he's actually wearing a hat
No.8351
>>8349
not carrier bags, they need to be those cute little things with pictures on them, and a slice of cake
No.8352
>>8351
Yeah those are best, but I assumed since this was such a rush job that she wouldn't have any. Gotta make do with what you've got.
No.8353
>>8352
true, I miss parties, those napkins with the pictures on them, birthday cake, god, I hate being an adult
No.8354
>>8348
Pay to unlock earlier trading.
No.8355
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>>8353
Don't worry, you'll get to relive those moments when you and you're loving wife have children of you're own.
No.8356
>>8355
I…I didn't want kids anyway
No.8357
OFFICIAL HOMO TEST
1. Go to Google images (safesearch off)
2. Search for big hard cocks
3. Wait 30 seconds to gauge your response
If you got hard, congratulations - that means you're straight. You saw a threat to your potential mates and became aroused as a defensive response.
If you didn't get hard, congratulations - you're a fucking homo.
OFFICIAL HOMO TEST
No.8358
>>8357
==OFFICIAL HOMO TEST== *
No.8359
>>8358
OFFICIAL HOMO TEST?
No.8361
>>8359
lads how do you redtext?
No.8362
>>8356
but seriously, kids are gross
No.8363
>>8361
Oh that wasn't too difficult
No.8364
>>8357
I've fapped to gay porn about 3 times to see if I was gay. I ended up jizzing all 3. It took me quite a bit longer to orgasm mind. I don't believe I am gay though because if you wank long enough whilst looking at anything you'll end up jizzing.
No.8365
>>8355
>not throwing yourself a birthday party
>with shop brought cake, party rings and paper plates
>and enjoying it by yourself whilst you spend the day on the pc, trying to put off the thoughts of how lonely you are
No.8366
>>8364
if you're not gay why would you watch gay porn? checkmate faggot
No.8367
>>8364
>I have reached orgasm while watching gay porn
>I am not gay
No.8368
File: 1429978248808.png (Spoiler Image, 1010.39 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 1427157995998-3.png)
>>8357
A benis is fine too.
>>8364
This is true as well, there's nothing I haven't fapped to and enjoyed for the sake of fapping, but I've never found myself looking at men and thinking "this person is attractive and I would like to date them".
No.8369
>>8367
you can reach orgasm over anything if you fap long enough m8, look at a pic of Jeremy Clarkson, if you fap for a while you'll soon jizz over him
No.8370
Well, I'm going to be signing back on in May.
Fucking end it all lads.
No.8371
>>8370
The unemployment never ends.
No.8372
No.8373
>>8372
Probably busy dropping spaghetti hoops in this one's case in front of the guests.
No.8374
>>8373
well I think it's cute
No.8376
>>8375
I'd let her throw a party and buy balloons and party rings and oh god I'm lonely
No.8378
>>8376
The other thread is having a meetup.
D-do you guys want a party?
No.8379
No.8381
>>8376
Aren't we all, but you don't need to go full beta over it.
No.8382
>>8378
I would if it wouldn't just be 10 betas crowding around the one female
No.8383
>>8382
the female with a boyfriend at that
No.8384
What's for dinner m8s?
Swedish meatballs, cheese potato skins and coleslaw here.
No.8385
>>8384
no idea, might order something, might just have sandwiches
No.8386
>>8378
That party would be the worst thing imaginable.
No.8387
>>8384
might get some KFC
and by KFC I mean the knockoff version from the local takeaway that is like half the price
No.8388
>>8384
My mum's doing BBQ chicken and chips.
No.8389
>>8387
It's so easy to make the chicken seasoning stuff KFC use at home. Also it is better for you.
No.8390
>>8389
the seasoning part is easy, frying it up right is the tricky part
No.8391
daily reminder of how based this guy is
No.8392
>>8391
Don't think so.. He doesn't like abortion or gun control
No.8393
>>8392
>transfreak detected
No one is gonna be 100% right on every issue, this guy still gets it right more often than not
No.8394
Update. It's going well. There's a racist female doctor who dislikes Muslims. She dressed up in my burka when she got a bit tipsy. Have a picture!
No.8395
No.8396
>>8392
Why would anybody 'like' killing babies? Also, I want an f'ing gun. What now faglord?
No.8397
>>8394
Someone arrest that islamophobe!
No.8398
>>8395
Like it? No
Support it? Yes
No.8399
>>8394
>Have a picture!
I see no picture anon
No.8400
>>8391
>>8393
I am actually a tranny, I admit I'm fucked up, but it makes me happy, also I'm a guy, so opposite to what he's saying
No.8401
>>8396
>I want an f'ing gun. What now faglord?
Nothing because you aren't allowed one tehe
No.8402
No.8403
>>8402
of what, I look like a normal guy, just with a vag
No.8404
>>8401
It's quite easy to get a hold of one if you know which channels to go down; it's just insanely expensive compared to what it would be were they legal. Don't make me come shoot you kiddo.
No.8405
No.8408
>>8405
I don't own a dress, I'm a guy with a cunt, not a girl with a dick
No.8409
No.8410
>>8406
Why do you have a burka?
No.8411
>>8406
that's fucking awesome
No.8412
>>8408
If you have a vagina you're a girl. You can play silly buggers with language all you like but you'll not change your biology. Sorry m8.
No.8413
>>8408
So were you born a girl !
No.8414
>>8412
I know, but fuck it
>>8413
Yes, but I hated it
No.8415
basically, if you're trans your brain is fucked up, we don't know how to fix the brain, but we can change the body to make it less awful to live with
No.8416
>>8414
Do you like men or women? or both/neither?
No.8417
>>8415
and trust me, it is fucking awful, you'd think being in a girls body would be great for a teenage boy, it's not
No.8418
No.8419
>>8418
and sort of neither, my body's too fucked up to have sex
No.8420
>>8415
>less awful to live with
That'll be why so many post-ops kill themselves.
No.8421
>>8420
less than pre-ops, it's from 41% to 10%, normal people are 1 though
No.8422
>>8415
>we don't know how to fix the brain,
actually I think it's more that we don't bother to look at how to fix the brain because society has decided it's not an illness, plus you get more shekels by hacking up the body
No.8423
>>8410
I suffer from severe Polymorphous light eruption so in the sun need to cover up.
>>8411
Aye was pissing myself as she put on accent and started walking behind all then men.
No.8424
>>8419
I would sex you no homo
No.8425
>>8422
people who think it's not an illness piss me off, it's fucking hell to live with and if there was a cure I'd take it
No.8427
>>8425
you don't need a cure goy, if we mutilate your genitals you'll feel better! For a small fee of course, hehe
No.8428
Who /ninjawarrioruk/ here
GAS THE STUDIOS
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No.8429
>>8426
That's a photoshop r-right guys
No.8430
>>8426
Shiet I take that back
No.8431
>>8429
that is buck angel.
go ahead and look it up
No.8432
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>>8429
>>8430
would you rather?
No.8434
>>8432
benis grill every time.
No.8435
>>8432
>implying I wouldn't take the dickgirl even if the other option was a normal girl
No.8436
>>8435
there's something so hot about boobs and dick, best of both worlds
No.8437
No.8438
>>8437
huh, now I have an excuse for being a pervert
No.8439
>>8406
I love the party hat on the top
what's the blurring for?
No.8440
No idea how people bulk on clean foods alone. Just had like 500cals of skinless chicken breast and I'm full
No.8441
>>8440
Only autists bulk on 100% clean food m8. For the rest of us it's a good excuse to have the unhealthy food we're not allowed whilst cutting.
No.8442
>>8441
Going to have a couple beers to get my calories up for the day.
What's he difference between bulking on clean v junk food when bulking? say you get the same amount of protein for both as well?
No.8443
>>8442
Not a great difference.
Obviously you will be healthier and get more nutrients. But in terms of weight gain and muscle building it won't change much.
When I bulk I just eat whatever I like, but make sure to eat a bowl of greens a day just for something nutritious, it's not essential.
No.8444
>>8439
We have pictures up of us together didn't want them seen so blurred. And aye she put it on then attempted to eat a burger under it. It was funny as fuck
No.8445
Everyone is impressed with the cake. It's not a disaster.
I-I think we've made it?
No.8446
>>8445
>tfw I was hoping for more hilarious autist tales
>tfw it ended up going ok
rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.8447
>>8445
How did you manage to pull that off? It actually looks fucking yummy.
No.8448
>absolute fuck all on tv
Where's Jonathan Ross ?
No.8449
>>8448
he's shagging ur mum m8
No.8450
>>8446
They were all very nice to me. And didn't mind me being quiet and just keeping to myself. So I stayed downstairs and just sat in the corner listening to them talk.
>>8447
Made it in the morning. It's banana cake and the icecream is buttercream.
No.8451
>>8450
>Made it in the morning.
>first post about party was at 12:03
We were tricked lads. I bet she didn't even play the party tunes or the party games.
No.8452
No.8453
>>8451
that fucking normie bitch was stringing us along for her amusement.
they probably all sad round reading this thread and took the piss out of us
No.8454
>>8451
They loved the the party tunes actually. And I made doggy bags out of sandwich bags with a few sweets, and jumping toy frog in it. The cake was first task of the day as soon as I found out I was having people over. I'm a broken human but if there's one thing I can do it's bake.
No.8455
>>8454
>I made doggy bags out of sandwich bags with a few sweets, and jumping toy frog in it.
Pics or it didn't happen, and I really want this to have happened.
No.8457
>>8455
I still have a couple of the jumping frogs downstairs. I don't want to get caught up in the goodbyes that are happening right now. I said I was tired felt unwell and went to bed. If I go downstairs I don't know if they'll think I just didn't want to spend any more time with them.
No.8458
>tfw no doggybag and slice of cake
Why live
No.8459
>>8454
can I have a doggybag please?
No.8460
>>8458
>>8459
When everyone's gone. I'll take a picture of a doggybag for the thread. As a communal, 'there in spirit, thank you for helping' bag.
No.8461
>>8460
they weren't helping they were trying to make you look autistic
No.8462
>>8461
Good one m8. She took our advice and they had a great time.
No.8463
>>8461
Well, that wasn't very nice ;_; I had like 3 seizures today from stress! But I guess all's well that end's well. There's no point being arsey over things.
No.8464
>>8461
>implying
we gave great advice and clearly it worked
No.8465
No.8466
>>8461
It's okay if it's ironic. At least that's what they'll think.
No.8467
>>8445
that looks awesome, is that ice-cream on top?
>>8463
seizures? are you crippled girl, or should we worry?
No.8468
>>8464
>>8465
>>8466
>>8467
>seizures
Aye it's normal. I'm barry mate.
Here you go guys.
Reap your rewards. You did good /britfeel/
No.8469
>>8467
Also it's not icecream, it's frozen buttercream. Scooped into shape.
No.8470
>>8468
>you will never get this doggybag irl
Why
Live
No.8471
>>8468
>it actually happened
>these were the items given out to grown adults visiting their work colleague's home
No.8472
>>8468
from the thumbnail it kinda looks like a big pair of tits are reflected in that party hat
No.8473
>>8468
You gave the normies Pepe.
No.8474
No.8475
>>8468
how much did the freddos cost?
No.8476
No.8477
>>8476
jesus fuck, that's worse than I thought
No.8478
No.8479
>>8476
What the fuck, didn't they used to be 20p? Why are they now over 3 times the price?
No.8480
>>8479
it's broken britain mate
No.8481
>>8478
Myspace angle and overexposure, I don't trust it.
No.8482
>>8478
>one single, shit quality picture
I can't really make a fair evaluation m8
No.8483
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>>8481
>>8482
I was looking at this picture.
No.8484
might have a wank over mary-kate and ashley lads
then I might try and lucid dream and fuck them
No.8485
>>8483
she looks a bit tardy in that one, something about the eyes
No.8486
>>8483
so was I.
>only single, shit quality picture
No.8487
>>8483
>>8486
>having normiebook accounts
Still overexposed though, hides all the skin details.
No.8488
>>8485
>>8486
>>8487
I'd like to see someone qter.
Maybe I like retarded girls and haven't realised.
No.8489
>>8488
go work in care, you get to meet a lot of them
No.8490
>>8472
The joys of convex surfaces.
>>8470
>>8471
>>8473
>>8474
This is the last time I'm ever having a party. I may as well have mad decent party bags.
>>8475
6 for a £1 at tesco.
No.8491
>>8476
Another reason to kill myself
No.8492
>>8489
but they should all be killed
No.8493
>>8490
why last? you don't think they'll be begging to come back to yours?
No.8494
>>8493
It's very stressful having people over in your home. It made my belly sore and head hurt and I wasn't sure when to laugh at their jokes. I legit laughed halfway through before one of the gentlemen had finished his story and it wasn't supposed to be a funny bit.
No.8495
>>8490
>6 for £1
Okay that's actually a good deal. Fucking faggots lying about the price of freddos to make anons kill themselves, I swear.
No.8497
>>8494
I know that feel, I hate groups
No.8498
>>8495
They're individually 65p from corner shops mate, this was a deal on a multi pack. And reduced. So made sure to buy a few packs. >>8497
Aye it was shit
No.8499
>6 for £1
Need to get myself to tescos tbh, that's 16.6p per freddo
No.8500
>>8494
I know the feeling well, whenever I've been dragged to a family party or something. I always end up retreating halfway through too, shit's exhausting.
>>8498
Now I'm left wondering why anyone would buy the singles at all then.
No.8501
too loud, too crowded, too many people wanting to know thing about you, it's awful
No.8502
>>8501
and how would you know all this?
No.8503
>>8502
cause I have family?
No.8504
>>8503
I don't get what you're asking
No.8505
>>8504
y-you didn't link to the previous post, I skimmed past it and presumed you were talking about parties in general rather than family parties specifically
No.8506
>>8505
ok, I have never been to a party, no one ever invited me, I am very robot
No.8507
>>8506
actually no, I went to one in freshers, I left after about an hour
No.8508
>>8506
are you that autist that doesnt get jokes again?
No.8509
>>8507
>actually no, I went to one in freshers,
And to think I gave you the benefit of the doubt
No.8510
>>8509
Is this board a competition for who is the most maladjusted?
No.8511
>>8508
No, I can capitalise.
No.8512
>>8508
no, well yes, but a different one
No.8513
>>8510
welcome to britfeel
No.8514
>>8510
fucking hell m8
you're having me on right?
You are doing this on purpose to ruse me, aren't you?
No.8515
this is now a mary-kate and ashley thread
No.8516
I'm ok with this
- mk&a lucid dreamer
No.8518
>>8517
They look kind of creepy and misshapen now, must have had a fair bit of surgery.
No.8519
>>8518
they look fake, like dolls or something
No.8521
>>8518
They are sad because they've been waiting for me their whole life
No.8522
>>8521
but you're just an anonymous guy on an internet message board. How would they know who you are?
No.8523
>>8522
>>8522
I'm going to invite them to a bbq and give them freddos and party rings
No.8524
>>8523
Absolutely pathetic mate. You need party hats and balloons to really impress them.
No.8525
We all need to try and lucid dream together tbh lads, we then need to go into our dream, find Mary-Kate and Ashley and make sweet love to them both.
Pic related is how you do it. Going to try it now.
No.8526
>>8522
>but you're just an anonymous guy on an internet message board.
Speak for yourself
No.8527
>>8525
Sounds like a lot of effort m8
No.8528
>>8527
>not wanting to fuck M-K&A
No.8529
>>8526
>no timestamp
You think I'm a fool or something?
No.8530
I hope Mary Kate and Ashley don't become our Maisie.
Also >>8525 is too spooky.
No.8531
>>8525
When I did it years ago, all I did was a few days of consistent checks to see if I was dreaming or not in the real world (like reading words multiple times, in dreams they never stay the same), and then when I did it impulsively in my dream one night I kicked my awareness into action.
No.8532
>>8528
I do but I don't want to get spoopy sleep paralysis
No.8533
>>8525
I hear you can have pretty fucked up nightmares doing this
No.8534
>>8530
Thing about Maisie though is that she looks like an actual troll.
no offence to her, she's a nice girl
No.8535
>>8530
>become our Maisie
I will die before I let that happen
No.8536
>>8535
newfag here, who's Maisie?
No.8537
>>8536
Maisie Williams, the butt ugly actress that /tv/ became unhealthily obsessed with.
No.8538
>>8537
>tfw she went to the school down the road from me
Don't really give a shit though as game of thrones is gay
No.8539
>>8537
isn't she, like, 12?
No.8540
>>8539
18, but /tv/ prefers 'em young.
No.8541
>>8540
she looks like a child, but it's a chan so I'm not surprised
No.8542
>>8541
A bunch of them moved over to 8chan before GG did, this is their board >>>/waifuist/
No.8543
>>8542
well that's… something, I mean I can't judge, but I want to.
No.8544
>>8529
No, tis really I, Gary Barlow.
Don't believe me? Perhaps these dubs will change your mind.
No.8545
>>8544
holy shit Gary Barlow
No.8547
>>8544
Fuck, I guess I should have expected the dullest singer to ever walk on planet Earth to be on /britfeel/. Consider them checked.
No.8548
>>8546
Is that video meant to convince anyone that she ISN'T a hideous goblin? Because all it does is re-affirm that anon was right
No.8549
>>8548
I said 'are you serious' in reply to 'she's a nice girl'.
More specifically where she goes full Jew and goes anti-UKIP.
No.8550
Time for me to go to bed, had a pretty good day overall. Lots of keks over that party, I can only hope for more spaghetti & autism-fuelled antics in future. Goodnight guys, and good luck with those lucid dreams.
No.8551
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>>11746
>posting in the wrong thread
caught you (^:
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I knew someone would, too hasty mate.