/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

And now I wait…

So from what I can tell, the site is completely shitting itself, although things work on other boards fine apparently, just not ours. The front page or catalogue wont update properly, and posts in the last topic dont work, but they do in older ones, like the one about women. This topic seems to update fine though.

and now this thread is appearing on the board, and replies to the other thread are too, but not in the thread itself.

>tfw /britfeel/ is dying.

Well, this is odd.

Going to go do some shit, hopefully it will be working later.

I'm glad someone else posted, I feel so alone.

I was worried everyone had left

>>27690

I knew no one else would think to check the catalogue, as last time we had a new thread without linking it, it took some people a while. The catalogue wasn't working properly anyway, but still. I cant believe the sites been shitting itself for 2 days now, but I think todays must just be us for some reason, other boards seem okay.

Oh you lads are in here, that's good news. Today was a lonely day thanks to whatever it is that fucked the old thread up.

>>27693

Know that feeling, I've done pretty much nothing but sit alone watching nothing happen. Couldn't bring myself to leave the house to go to the opticians so I felt like a complete failure too.

>>27694

I tried to respond to your post hours and hours ago, but that's when the thread started fucking up. Luckily I saved my post:

>>27662

>Was supposed to X

>couldn't bring myself to X, feeling anxious as fuck

Story of my life.

Oh fuck off, this thread is eating my posts as well.

>>27696

>works as soon as I claim it ate my post

I swear I feel like I'm the problem, the shit breaks whenever I post, and then fixes itself whenever I post again.

>>27695

Yeah, it's certainly a vicious cycle, because now I need to go book another appointment.

it feels so fucking good to be home, lads. Having broccoli and cheese with ribeye steak for tea, what did you all have?

>>27699

Had a chicken & cheese pie with wedges and baked beans.

I wanted to have chicken wraps, but I ran out of lettuce and couldn't bring myself to go to the shops to get more today. I'll have to get more tomorrow, and I also ran out of bananas, strawberries, apples, and crackers, so I'll have to get those too.

I've also just remembered I was supposed to attempt doing laundry for the first time today as well. No idea what I'm doing with that though.

>>27700

it's good to see that you're eating healthily, m8. Do you live with your parents? I had to get mum to show me how to put a wash on. It's actually easy as fuck though, so don't worry about it. You just pour some powder and liquid into a little tray, pop your clothes in, press a few buttons and you're good to go.

>>27701

I live with my mum and her boyfriend, but they've been away since Tuesday and won't be back until this Tuesday coming.

She did tell me what to do before, but I kinda forgot it all, so thanks for the reminder. My main concern now is accidentally mixing lights with darks, and vice versa. I asked her to demonstrate what counts as light and what counts as dark, but it seemed pretty arbitrary.

This thread working alright?

>>27702

just do a 100% dark (pure black) or 100% light (pure white) wash, that way it can't possibly go wrong.

>>27702

Honestly it doesnt matter that much, one wash wont hurt, the reason people do it is because eventually, the lighter colours start to look a bit grim, just keep out the whites and you'll be fine.

>>27704

It seems so.

so lads, I ordered two fallout 4 pip boy editions ages ago but cancelled my order. Just got an email from game today saying that the payment didn't workout, but they've reserved both copies for me. At £200 for both of them, I've decided to buy them, and will resale either one or both. Might be a nice way to make some dosh.

>>27705

>>27706

Alright, so I just bung everything that isn't pure white in together? Even if it has bits of white or only half of it is white, I should put it in with all the other dark/coloured stuff, right?

I havent showered at all today, should probably go do it now.

Alright lads. Another week over. Work colleague invited me out to do some indoor rock climbing. Panicking lol

>>27709

I'd bung all the mixed stuff in with eachother, leaving the pure blacks and whites alone.

>>27712

>lol

That aside, rock climbing is something I'd quite like to try. Tell me how it goes.

>>27713

Didnt realise there were cheeky wordfilters lad

we don't take kind to tee bee haych posting around here, m8

*unzips katana*

>>27716

Good luck mate, what's it for?

Reminded me that I'm going to have to interview people next year for some positions at work. Never done it before tbph, do any of you want a job game testing (^:?

>>27713

Now I'm confused again. Too much of my stuff has large parts of black and/or white, and everything else is neither obviously light nor dark. I don't really want to do 3 washes for my relatively small amount of stuff, and I can't categorise any of it for shit because autism or some shit.

Fuck it, I'll just re-wear dirty clothes. It's only for four more days.

>>27717

what's the pay lad

>>27719

It'll likely be something like 7.50 an hour, 40 hours a week

>>27718

put the mixed in with the darks, not the whites.

>>27722

Words to live by.

>>27723

kek

>>27722

I give up. I got to a point where I had the clothes in the machine, and then I realised I have no idea on the quantities of the powder or anything, nor if I'm even using the right stuff, nor which compartments they go on. The powder box has "instructions", but they are painfully vague as well, and it seems to imply I should split my clothes into 4 categories of lightness rather than 2 or 3. It's just pictures and symbols though, no words, like it's made to be read by aliens or something.

Fuck laundry man, it's not autist friendly at all.

>tfw want to upgrade my pc but poor and indecisive

>>27725

don't worry about it mate, I'm sure your mum can get you up to speed later anyways, can't expect to remember that shit.

I just stick everything in the washing machine. I'm pretty sure modern clothes don't leak colours like old ones did.

>beethoven and da phay-rows wuz black you raycist ass cracka muhfugga!

How do you respond, britfeel?

>>27728

I don't respond. If it's online I close the tab, and if it's IRL I just keep on walking.

>>27727

Nah, they don't. The whites do get a bit darker though and off coloured, and to a lesser extent some of the lighter colours too. Doesn't make much difference though

>>27725

put the clothes in the tumble drum

add the powder to the clothes

fuck the drawers

fuck sorting colours

>>27729

you win, anon.

gonna try getting into EU4 lads, it looks like good fun.

>>27731

I'm not risking anything, I don't want to fuck my clothes up, and I especially don't want to fuck the washing machine up. I really wish my parents taught me this shit when I was younger, I'm pretty sure every other parent teaches their kids this shit at least by age 16.

I've never done ironing, cleaning, cooking, or taken the rubbish out, I never used a microwave or a toaster until I was about 18, and it's only within the last two years I learnt how to change my bedsheets. I didn't know how to make a sandwich until I was 17, and to this day I still don't know how to make tea to be fair I don't drink it.

I sometimes wonder if it's their fault for not teaching me this stuff, or my fault for not asking them to teach me.

>>27733

I really enjoyed it when I played. Plus it's fun conquering the new world for Christian Europe and fucking up the shitskin countries.

>>27735

>not getting the pagan dlc and bringing back the old ways

lads, help talk me out of buying this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sheep-Ram-Skull-/321911822830

>>27737

The horns are too un-symmetrical, it would only bother you if you bought it.

>>27737

Why?

Why would you ever buy that?

>>27738

I-I still want it

>>27739

to mount on my wall

>>27737

>spending money on useless shit with no functionality

>>27741

but it looks so fucking cool

Please convince me to spend my money on an authentic, handmade CWC sonichu medallion.

>>27743

Dont even joke about that, I got drunk one night in the past, almost ordered one but passed out at my desk at the checkout.

>>27742

But it does nothing other than "look cool". You'll get nothing more out of it than you would just looking at the ebay pictures, except they don't cost you a penny nor take up any room.

After a couple of days of owning it, the novelty will have worn off and you'll be £75 worse off for a useless, tacky ornament. Value your money more, and value "cool looking but essentially useless objects" less. £75 is a decent amount of money, you could buy or put it towards something that doesn't just look good, but serves a purpose too.

>>27746

thanks, I think that was sufficient discouragement.

>>27748

Glad I could help. I rarely ever buy things myself, but whenever I do I make sure it's something I absolutely need, or at least something I know I will get a lot of use out of.

Being NEET with only autismbux for income and I only get to keep half of it helps a lot with this of course.

Imagine putting a normie into years of isolation like some of us have been in.

>>27750

I sometimes just buy stuff from Amazon so I have something to look forward to in the morning.

>>27751

This is considered the worst possible punishment in a prison.

>>27751

I kind of wish more people had experienced it. Most people I come across on 8chan I only talk to people on 8chan have never really been without the whole "I have friends, I talk to other people daily, I attend a job/education, I leave the house at least once a day, I have a self-maintenance routine I carry out effortlessly, etc" thing, at least not for years on end.

I think being in a state where I had no friends and was also too anxious to talk to anyone online for many years has given me a rather unique perspective on things. Not a particularly good one mind you, but unique nonetheless.

>>27754

I would take this away if I could, I think it has ruined me for life.

What the fuck, my left monitor just stopped working. This is terrible.

>>27756

Oh, never mind. The plug was a little bit out and I nudged it with my foot.

>>27755

I wouldn't say it's ruined me per se, but yeah, if I could replace the entirety of 2008 - 2014 with a life that wasn't just sitting in my room at my computer, browsing 4chan without ever posting, watching anime, playing vidya, crying myself to sleep out of loneliness and self-hatred, and feeling a constant desire to throw myself into a ditch to rot away and disappear forever, I definitely would.

I've improved my situation a lot this year though, and I think all that other shit was necessary for me to go through to make me the person I am today. I'm a lot more happy to be me than I was 12 months ago.

I'm off to bed, apparently it's going to be rain all day again tomorrow, but heavier this time. I don't think I'll ever get outside at this rate.

Goodnight guys.

>>27751

I was reasonably normie up to 6 years ago, I had a gf went to clubs with friends and had a supportive family and went to college.

I'm not even sure what happened but there's no going back.

>>27751

I guess it's out isolation that's brought us together as a friendship group though mate.

I feel pretty selfish, but I'm happy a lot of you are as isolated as I am. Because it means there'll always be someone to talk to no matter the time of day. Someone who feels the same anxieties and stresses that you do.

That being said. I'd saw my foot off it meant you could all live perfectly happy normie lives.

>>27763

I don't want to go back to that really. A life full of false friends who you have to pretend to be happy around isn't that fun. When I withdrew because of depression, the texts and the calls dried up, nobody cared.

I'd say I'm more content now at least.

>>27765

Aye. Normies are fickle fucks. At least you know we care mate. I'm glad you're feeling a bit better at least.

>>27766

cheer. less depressed but more anxious than ever

>>27766

>Aye. Normies are fickle fucks. At least you know we care mate.

You say that, yet 99% of the posters here would turn on someone the moment they do something a little 'too' positive in their life.

>>27768

There's no "turning" on anyone unless they're some kind of tripfag or attention whore, each of their posts will get treated as separate entities unless they string them together in one way or another.

I'm guessing you're annoyed that you have previously been / witnessed someone else be called out for being a normie for having IRL friends, a girlfriend, going to clubs, or whatever else. I think it's perfectly justified on a board like this, especially when anons can choose to keep that shit to themselves or post it on more normie-friendly boards, instead of rubbing their successes in the faces of those who aren't doing so well.

It's perfectly fine if someone stops fitting in here, it means they're life has improved to the point where they can replace the time they previously spent talking to losers, failures and fuckups, with more well-adjusted and "normal" people instead.

>>27676

Fucking speeding fine.

44 in a 30.

Fuckers can see further than I thought.

2MPH too fast for a Speed Awareness Bribe.

Fuck this shit. Now I have 3 points on my license and I'm down £100.

Time to get camera-shy plates. Or just lift plates from another identical car and use those instead.

Also, now I know the settings for their bribery courses, I can keep within them. Just need to be careful of mobile cameras, I think.

>>27770

Don't speed then, faggot.

>>27770

Reckless driver BTFO.

>>27769

Don't misunderstand me, I'm not annoyed, I've attacked other people for being normies too.

It's just funny to see someone describe normies as fickle when we judge people endlessly too

>>27770

>Also, now I know the settings for their bribery courses, I can keep within them

I thought you could only get away with that once? Surely they don't just let you keep going on the course?

>>27763

all of those cards are useful aside from soul of the forest.

divine favor, ancient of war, thoughtsteal, freezing trap are really useful.

>>27773

I see, my mistake shutting down anti-NIDF measures now. You're not wrong, I'm very judgemental and extremely bitter towards particular types of people, and I have been for many years.

I'm fairly certain everyone is to some extent, whether it's normies, degenerates, non-whites, racists, faggots, homophobes, kikes, goyim, chavs, posh people, happily obese people, fat-shamers, the uneducated, the overly educated, or any other perceivable group.

>>27776

Don't forget gypsies.

>>27751

they would literally cease being a normie

social isolation tears away at your insanity, it's a reason all long term NEETs have at the very least crippling depression, often coupled with severe anxiety and other ailments.

>>27778

meant to say sanity, obviously

>>27778

Can confirm. I believe it also works in reverse too, as in the more time you spend interacting with people, being outside the house, and looking after yourself, and less time you spend confining yourself to your bedroom doing nothing all day, the more confident and "fit for society" you become.

>>27713

Just to let you know, Rock climbing was pretty fun

>>27763

hey mate, myself and one other guy on here are pretty in to hearthstone, w-would you like to add me? Ancient of War is a brilliant card by the way, works best with +5 health rather than attack Pretty much all of those cards apart from soul of the forest see use in some popular deck. Acolyte of pain and harvest golem are decent basic cards for a beginner.

>>27781

Glad to hear it m8, was it scary at all?

>"friend" invites me out tonight

>say okay because I want to make an effort to be social despite not wanting to go

>no replies from anyone I've messaged trying to figure out when/where we're meeting

sorry if this ventures too far into normie territory but I feel it's a fair post. Just needed to vent.

Based Phillip Davies MP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVsd8o0RzoQ

>>27782

Yeah, I hate heights but I'm tying to cultivate a sort of 'say yes to everything'' mentality since moving to fucking Scotland. Give it a shot if you can, I might do it again when it's quieter, too many kids earlier

>watching leaked fallout 4 gameplay

>it looks shit

I'm genuinely heartbroken, lads. Like really fucking upset.

>>27787

I'm not surprised. Even the trailer looks like a slight upgrade over FO3

>>27787

Yeah it was disheartening watching that, m-maybe the pc version will be better.

>>27789

for me, it's the core gameplay that's the issue. The cutscenes seem long and incredibly boring. Sure fallout 3 doesn't have amazing dialogue, but you don't have to listen to your own character speak, and aren't forced to watch in 3rd person with nauseating camera angles.

>>27787

can I get a link?

>>27791

don't share it outside of britfeel, wouldn't want shitters reporting it.

http://www.twitch.tv/mobiuzone/v/24418806

>>27792

thanks m8

>>27793

no problem, good luck with having your dreams crushed anon.

>>27787

I warned you about having pre-release vidya hype past 2008 bro. I told you dog.

>>27795

I wasn't even hyped though, yet I still feel colossally disappointed.

Why is everything so uncomfortable?

>Feet are cold and wet

>Itchy balls

>Itchy asshole

>Itchy head

>All my clothes feel uncomfortable

>Have to keep straightening out my underwear as it feels like they're twisted all the time

I fucking shower everyday and am wearing clean clothes. But everything feels so horrible.

>>27798

I get like that sometimes. I used to be really bad while lying in bed trying to get to sleep when I was a kid/teenager. I'd be tossing, turning, and readjusting every part of my body for hours. These days I'm not so bad, but I do still get uncomfortable whenever I'm sitting in trousers for long periods of time. It tends to be worse whenever I'm not focusing on something.

>>27796

You're all the closest things to friends I have mate. Regular contact. Able to chat about bollocks and vent to, Play games with some of you. Aye, that's close enough for me.

>>27774

Haven't read the small print, as I was too pissed off to this morning.

Fucking ruined my weekend.

>>27780

>the more time you spend interacting with people, being outside the house, and looking after yourself, and less time you spend confining yourself to your bedroom doing nothing all day, the more confident and "fit for society" you become.

That's pretty much what my therapist told me when I went to CBT. Shit actually works.

I mean, I'm still dealing with depression, but I'm not feeling depressed most of the time.

>>27798

Are you sure your clothes actually fit?

Srsly, get clothes you like the feel of.

>>27802

>That's pretty much what my therapist told me when I went to CBT. Shit actually works.

Same story here. If you had told me 6 months ago that today I'd be walking up to Tesco Express on my own to replace some things that had run out, and hardly feeling an ounce of anxiety while doing it, I wouldn't have believed you.

Hell, if you told me 12 months ago I'd be leaving the house alone at all I wouldn't have believed you. I would have sulked and felt like you were mocking me, and then be miserable for the rest of the day.

CBT is pretty incredible, especially once you get into the habit of doing it. I feel like a bit of a fool for refusing to read about it several years ago under the assumption it was a load of rubbish.

>>27803

>>27802

I'm very much the same, I have mild bouts of anxiety and depression but the more I've forced myself to be around other people, the better mentally I've become.

Nice to see other people have been sorting their shit out too.

phimosis is a bane on my life

i'm considering operating on myself

>>27805

I have it too, you can apparently cure it over a couple of months just by stretching it daily, but I always forget to do it.

>>27807

>>27805

I assumed that was kike propaganda

>>27808

What, phimosis? No, it's very real, and it sucks.

I've gotten to the point where I can easily pull the skin back while flaccid, but while hard I can't get it any further back than the ridge of the head, it's too tight. I have frenulum breve too.

FIREWORKS ARE FOR RETARDS

FIREWORKS ARE FOR RETARDS

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>>27806

I forgot how ugly that game was.

>>27811

I don't think anyone plays it for the graphics. I'm having fun; however, in hindsight, calling myself xNigelFarage on a game mode in which anyone can attack anyone everywhere might have been a bad idea. I've already been attacked twice, but luckily they were scrubs. Some guy with a black character said "-_-" as I walked past him too. I forgot how full of British normies this game is. I'll enjoy killing them when I get stronger.

>>27813

Whew lad, nice stats and cape. I did play for a bit when Old School was released but ended up quitting fairly quick. I'm only playing now to try out the new game mode; if you like pking, I recommend it.

>>27812

I just remember trying it out in like 2006 when I heard someone at school mention it, and almost immediately quit because it looked horrendous and I didn't understand the gameplay.

I'd never played an RPG at that point in my life, I was into GTA, FPS, and "muh grafix + TECHNOLOGY" games at the time, so it just seemed like the worst thing ever.

>tfw want to move but cats wont get off my lap because the fireworks are spooking them

WoW just go down for you guys?

>>27818

Yup

>>27818

Yeah ;_;.

Rate my life plan.

>Wageslave 7 days a week while living with family for 10 years, put 95% of my money in a fund, get around 6% interest a year and let compound interest do it's thing.

>Have £300k+ at 30

>Switch to easy part-time job I enjoy, start own family and live life of travel and leisure

>>27821

life'snotthatsimple/10

>>27821

>get around 6% interest a year and let compound interest do it's thing.

where in the fuck are you getting 6% interest?

>>27821

Here's a list of problems. And I'm not even going to go into the issue of getting 6% interest.

1. Your family has to be okay with you living at home until you're 30 without paying them any money

2. Working 7 days a week is going to make you a miserable, depressed wreck

3. What are you going to do for entertainment for the next 10 years since you're going to spend almost none of it?

>>27822

I did it for 7 months a year ago earning 1k/mo and saved £6k, I think it's possible if I saved more and worked more hours.

>>27823

Index funds, though I'd have to keep it a lot longer than the 10 years to even hope for that as an average return, so there is a bit of wishful thinking in that percentage.

>>27824

1. They say I can, though that can change easily

2. True

3. I've spent the last 3 years alone in my room (except for the 7mo I had a job) with just my chans, vidya, alcohol and books, 13 would be pushing it, that's true

>>27825

It may have worked for those 7 months, but what I meant was you can't expect things to stay that neat and consistent for the next 10+ years of your life. You might get fired and be unable to get another job, a huge recession may occur, or war might break out, you have no idea what will happen.

Also:

>implying you will ever start your own family

>>27826

That's all true, I guess I'll just see how I end up rather than going on with expectations. I think the whole saving as much as I can ethos is still a decent plan.

As for the family, an anon can dream.

>>27827

That's a much better idea, that way you won't be too disappointed if things end up going far shittier than you imagined.

It's my dream too, or at least to have a wife, but the likelihood of that ever happening is pretty non-existent right now.

>>27827

By 30 she's going to have fucked so many niggers and chads it's probably not even going to be worth it.

>>27829

>implying because he'll be 30 he has to get with a 30 year old woman

plenty of women like older men, especially one with money and their shit together. (Not saying it'll work for him, but still)

>>27830

I was thinking by 30 he's only going to be able to get used up whores that want to settle down. Doubt many girls under 30 want to start a family these days.

>>27831

>Doubt many girls under 30 want to start a family these days.

My sister did, and she was 19 when she had her daughter.

>>27828

Personally I love the idea of a wife, but from what I see posted everywhere marriage might seem like a good idea but most of the time it's just an inevitable wait until you get divorced and lose half of everything you've made for yourself. Those stories of those 'merican guys that get their prenups voided and end up penniless is enough to scare me off marriage for good.

>>27832

Most girls have been taking their daily dose of BBC and binge drinking for 4 years at that age.

>>27831

>I was thinking by 30 he's only going to be able to get used up whores that want to settle down

very wrong, plenty of girls in their early 20s would go for a man around 30

You never see kids outside anymore.

>>27833

Yeah, I meant more of a loyal lifelong female partner rather than a legal marriage.

>>27834

That's all I want man, it kills me inside knowing how unlikely that is to happen.

>>27835

I'll give you the binge drinking, she was the worst, but not BBC. My sister hates black people because black girls used to beat her up in school. She has a thing for gingers though, which is what her partner / father of the child is.

>>27837

I do, probably not as much as there would have been 30+ years ago, but I still see them riding bikes and kicking footballs about.

Plus using gimmicky things like skateboards, micro-scooters, and them weird two wheel things you stand on and it makes you move forward things. They seem to be all the rage with the black kids around here.

>>27839

>and them weird two wheel things you stand on and it makes you move forward things

they've actually been declared illegal to ride anywhere except private land in the UK

niggers BTFO

>>27837

When I do they're often yelling obscenities while scooting along.

>>27840

Kek, really? There are loads of them around here, I'm not gonna be the one to tell them to stop though.

>>27840

>they've actually been declared illegal to ride anywhere except private land in the UK

That's fucking retarded. Why?

Why the fuck does my cat want to be in my room so much. There are far better, quieter places than here.

He is just sitting outside scratching the door and making strange, strange noises.

>>27842

I saw a pretty funny vine of someone being told they're illegal by a cop and he hovers away with nigger music playing.

>>27845

https://vine.co/v/eEaMQDAlWrL

>>27845

>Watching vines

I'm off to bed, stayed up too late again but not as bad as yesterday at least.

Pretty chuffed with myself for going to the shops earlier, I had a bit of a wander around too rather than simply bolting in and immediately grabbing what I need like the last two times. I bought bread, milk, sliced ham, lettuce an actual thing of lettuce rather than a bag, it's way cheaper and lasts longer, bananas, apples, and an orange a proper big one, not a piddly little tangerine like my mum normally gets. I'm really loving fruit at the moment, I never used to be that keen on it but right now it tastes incredible to me. Especially fruit smoothies, utter bliss.

Goodnight guys.

>tfw your comfy game of wow d/cs and you can't log back in.

>>27850

I'm back in unless you want to leave it there.

My hair is really silky smooth lads

>>27854

I just made a massive chicken madras so I can have a curry night whenever I feel like it

>>27854

Still in bed, going to get up now though. Made the mistake of responding to someone on a slow board with IDs using my tablet, so now I end up spending 30 - 60 minutes trying to write lengthy posts on a touchscreen as soon as I wake up. I should just get up first and only respond once I'm dressed and fed rather than diving straight onto 8chan as soon as my eyes are open, that's a pretty bad habit of mine.

The irony of this post is I've just done it again, it's taken about 8 minutes just to write this.

Lads, does anyone have those memes with the hipsters talking about the coop and beards? I can't find the thread I posted them in

>>27858

Found it for you >>24773

>>27857

That's revolting, even by 3DPD standards.

stupid paki girl keeps screaming outside. Never felt such hatred towards a child before

>>27861

nice mate, I'll add that to the banners

I also just remembered that someone (maybe also you) did a PS2 style banner which I forgot to add, so I'll do that one too

>>27862

I did that one too

>once tried to make a banner

>it came out so bad I has to explain the concept to another anon to do it for me

>>27862

>>27863

It's been broken for several months. Very little has been getting fixed on 8chan because they're working on replacing the site with infinitynext to solve all the backend issues, but that's already developed it's own problems too.

Namely, Josh the lead dev is more concerned with implementing his vision of what an imageboard should be rather than keeping 8chan as close to how it is now but just not broken as fuck.

>>27865

The K-On one? That was me, it wouldn't have been made at all if you hadn't started it off though. You can't expect to make anything like that with mspaint though.

>>27862

rather you don't add the ps2 banner I made, I don't like it

>>27664

>>27667

>>27868

For how long has this particular way of making tea been bothering you?

And how do you suggest they do it instead?

>>27869

Didn't know it actually posted in the old thread. I thought it was still broken.

It's been bothering me for about 7 years I'd say.

>And how do you suggest they do it instead?

Just do the opposite of everything I said.

>>27870

I guess I just don't really understand your issue, none of it immediately stands out to me as being bad.

I don't drink or make tea however, so that's probably why.

>>27871

I just don't think tea should be 50% milk.

It's barely even tea at that point. Especially since they give the teabag a mere dip.

I've not really left my bed today.

>>27873

Me neither. Somehow it hasn't become uncomfortable yet.

>>27873

Get out of it then mate

>>27874

Yeah same. Not needed to do anything either.

>>27875

Nah, I wasnt complaining, its been alright. I've cooked my lunch for work tomorrow and its raining too hard to bother going out. Been cosy to be honest lad

>>27866

Yeah, that was it. Been meaning to learn to use gimp or something for ages but never get round to it

>>27877

I used Paint.NET for >>27861 and others.

I hope we're going on a lads on tour trip to Japan on britfeel's birthday.

>>27803

I wasn't anywhere near that bad with it, but it DID help save my life.

Mostly, it was the sleep schedule advice that helped lift the depression. Then I had a wake-up call when I had the urge to commit suicide and nearly did it. That scared me into remembering that I DIDN'T want to die, so I sorted my life out from then on.

Now the only thing holding me back is my shit underpaid stressful job. And the only thing holding me back from CHANGING that is the reason I was depressed in the first place.

I am really, really, REALLY fucking bad at jobhunting.

>>27821

Shit/10. LIVE your life, don't just ruin yourself while you're young for the promise of having money later.

Inflation will kill your gains off. Especially if we get another Labour government and hyperinflation happens again. Then all your savings will be worthless.

>>27879

I cant remember the actual date of the first thread but it was some point early November. After 2 weeks of making the thread every day it was great to get to the board one morning and see somebody else make the thread before me.

>dad overstocks the dishwasher

>complains it's not cleaning properly and it's broken

Why, father

>>27882

>>1 ??

Haven't watched any anime for a long while, so I picked kiniro mosaic on a whim, now I feel like shit.

That opening is so idyllic when compared to the reality of living in this country, it just kills me inside.

>>27884

We started as as a community on halfchan /r9k/, then when int normies invaded the thread and nothing was done about the shitposting we created this space on 8chan. Most of the active thread creators came over here but it's continued on halfchan with a new generation.

>>27885

Strangely enough I'm >>6443 and an hour ago started watching kiniro mosaic again.

>>27886

I know, I don't consider our community the one that was before this board.

>>27887

meant to link to >>6433 but they're both me anyway

>>27887

People used to use a lot more reaction images in the older threads.

>>27889

I used to use them a lot, but my old ones got stale and I stopped going to other boards to get more.

>>27887

>>27888

Can't believe that was 7 months ago, feels like last week I responded to you.

>>27893

It feels both like it was yesterday and also years ago. I feel like that a lot though, it's weird.

t-testing

>>27881

>LIVE your life

>Just bee urslef

I'm not the type to live life unfortunately. I'll just be wasting my youth anyway, doing nothing, alone. I might as well work, put my time to use and get rewarded for it. Even if it could all go up in smoke.

>>27896

>I'll just be wasting my youth anyway, doing nothing, alone

You don't have to do that if you don't want to, but I'm guessing you do.

>>27898

How can he not waste his youth?

I'd like to know.

>inb4 bee urself

>>27899

I was talking more about the "doing nothing, alone" part.

Whether you've wasted your youth or not depends on your own judgement. It's possible to stop judging yourself and live solely in the present, rather than ruminating on past events and doing a post mortem on everything that you've done and experienced up to now.

>>27900

Well I've been wasting the present for the past years.

>>27898

I don't think anyone truly wants to spend their life only posting on forums, I'm just being realistic based on how I've lived in the previous few years. I've gone through the perpetual cycle of

>hate my situation/self

>think of how to improve

>never improve

for years, nothing comes of it.

Then I think that if I don't want to do anything, I must want to die. But then I don't kill myself, so I think I must want to live. That's another cycle for the list.

The only thing that makes me feel anything other than living in some limbo of uncertainty is working and seeing my wealth go up, however little. For me, working hard and earning money IS living my life. That's the point I'm trying to make.

>>27901

Aside from that being exactly the type of judgement on your past I was talking about, what you did in the past has no bearing on what you choose to do in the present.

Nothing that you chose to do before now matters, it's all done and gone, you don't need to start thinking it over and saying "wow I'm a piece of shit, why do I keep wasting my life, fuck me, brb killing myself".

All that matters is what you choose to do right now. You can choose to stay indoors, stay on your computer, stay doing whatever it is that you normally do, and that's okay. But you don't have to, and you can choose not to if you want to.

If you want to escape a seemingly never-ending negative cycle, that's how you do it. Obviously it takes some practice and some time, but it can be done.

>>27902

Nothing ever changed from thinking alone, you have to perform different actions to create different outcomes. Ruminating is the worst possible thing you could do if you want to change your situation / mood / life / anything really.

>>27903

>>27904

And on that note, I'm gonna choose to go to bed.

Goodnight guys.

>>27905

Night

I'm going to leave this here. If anyone wants to have a look, please let me know what you think. It's not finished yet, but it's a reskin. So all the sound effects, and everything you can hear are things I've added and done myself (Bar the music, which I added to suit.)

I hope you like it.

https://youtu.be/DmUbtzfbgO4

Has the thread cocked up again?

>>27907

It sounds nice.

I don't know what the original sounds like though.

Morning all. Actually woke up at a decent time today.

>>27908

>Has the thread cocked up again?

I don't think so, but I won't be sure until I post this.

my alarm didn't wake me and I missed college lads

how is everyone?

>>27911

I'm alright, shame about the alarm.

About to make lunch.

>tfw trying to be responsible after years of being a lazy, ambitionless NEET

it's so hard lads

>>27913

I know what you mean, and I don't even have any real responsibilities yet. Just trying to keep up with bedtimes and showers is a challenge, it's going to be very interesting to see how I cope if I ever get a job or go back to education.

lads, how do I get around sky broadban blocking my access to kat.cr? I want to torrent fallout 4.

>>27914

the funny thing is, work will probably help with your sleep schedule. Having something you're forced to do makes it so much easier, when you're NEET you have to keep a routine based solely on your own willpower.

I use http://freeanimesonline.com/o.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fkat.cr but fallout 4 won't be cracked for a week I'd imagine

>>27917

>>27915

meant for you

>>27917

the crack is literally up right now, I just used a random unblocker and got it sorted, cheers for the suggestion though.

So just come back from a weekend away with no internet, and I'm feeling pretty good. I think I'm ready to become a real functioning person, get my shit together.

Did I miss anything while I was gone?

>>27920

same old same old really mate, nothing spectacular as far as I'm aware. Good to see you're developing a positive attitude. I was really down about missing college this morning but now I'm just utilising my free time to get a bunch of shit done that I've been meaning to get round to.

>>27919

In all honesty I'm a little underwhelmed by fo4 speech and dialogue was my favourite part and they've dumbed it right down

>>27916

I've always been unsure about that, I had to have my mum wake me up for school every morning, and I was always falling back asleep, even after I was out of bed and halfway through getting dressed.

Don't even want to mention college, I only needed to be in for 3 days a week, one of them being a half day, and I still only managed to get 66% attendance. Slept right through at least one day a week, sometimes two or even all the days.

>>27920

Just 8chan being broken really, welcome back. What's first on your "get my shit together" agenda?

>>27922

that's exactly why I'm pirating it, I'm not confident I'll enjoy it but I'm a big fallout fan. Ordered two pip boy editions that I'll hopefully make a nice profit on.

>>27923

literally the exact same 2 1/2 days a week and I got ema for going and I still couldn't be arsed

>>27923

Well I've been waking up early the past 2 days while I'm not at home, so hopefully I can keep that up.

Right Now:

Shower - I've been using hotel shower stuff all weekend so my hair is pretty shitty.

Unpack - And I also really need to put a bunch of shit away anyway, so it'll be an excuse to do that.

Later:

I'm going to write my personal statement for my CV, or at the very least I'm going to start it TODAY.

Tomorrow:

I'm going to come up with a meal plan so I don't just snack all the time, and I don't have to deal with the whole "Well I feel like this but I'd need to defrost chicken, other thinks wouldn't be as nice so I'll just eat some cakes"

I'm gunna start applying for jobs online and get back to codecadamy for learning some programming languages.

I also need to get back to reading properly. I've said this a lot of times in the past, and I've done a bit then lapsed out but I've never felt as motivated as I do right now.

>>27925

You might actually be me, I was getting EMA at the time as well.

>>27926

Good luck man, just try not to drop it all if when the motivation dies. Practice your willpower and ability to create new habits, even if you need to strip it down to a single task to begin with.

>>27928

looks about right

>>27928

Where did you find the unlocker? I cant find it on KAT

>>27930

Not him but https://kickass.unblocked.la/usearch/fallout%204%20crack/?field=seeders&sorder=desc

>>27931

Thanks.

>>27933

I've been feeling really positive for the last week or so.

Not so much today though.

>>27933

Me, actually. Been feeling very positive the past few weeks.

CURRY

NIGHT

Going to get that thing someone recommended last week, but I forgot what it was.

>>27933

I am , trying to temper my attitude though. Always get these big bursts of enthusiasm and then get down because I set myself far too much to achieve in too short a period of time.

>>27938

Wait, I just realized something like this would never work on this board.

Rolled 51 - 1 (1d100)

>>27939

>implying

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>27940

Oh, forgot about that.

>>27938

rolling

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>27940

Fuck that, my computer isn't cluttered at all. Re-rolling.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>27941

Well, was going to just shower tomorrow. But I guess I'll do it today.

>>27938

can't be fucked rolling, I choose to abstain from porn and wanking for three days.

Also was planning to write down some long/short term goals already so I'll do that too.

There's a dwarf that's been in my grinding spot for 8 fucking hours.

>>27945

Bot?

>>27946

Could be, actually.

>can't get through to Game because they fucked up all the fallout preorders

>>27948

I know that feel, it's the best.

Rolled 9 (1d99)

>>27938

Rolling,

>>27952

How?

>>27953

Failed GCSEs.

Failed A-Levels.

Can't go to Uni.

>>27954

go to college then?

>>27955

can't afford it

>>27954

You and me both, except I never did A-levels because my GCSEs were too bad. My parents blag me into college even with Ds in GCSE Maths and English, but I made a waste of my time there. Now I've been NEET for nearly 5 years, and I'm too old to go back to college for free.

What age is college no longer free?

>>27957

I went to college, failed the a-levels and ended up leaving halfway through the year.

>>27958

18 I think.

>>27956

>what are student loans

>>27959

It's free between 16 - 18, 19+ usually have to pay, but only if you're enrolling after you hit 19. For example I was 19 when I left college, but didn't need to pay because I'd enrolled on that particular course when I was 17.

>>27960

didn't know there were student loans for sixth form

>>27962

>sixth form

u wot? How old are you? Thought we were talking about college lad.

A-Levels are sixth form?

I dropped out of sixth form and didn't get an a-levels but now I think I should try again.

>>27965

>>27963

>>27964

>went to my aunties to smoke some weed

what

>>27965

I was under the impression that as long as it's at a "higher learning" facility like a University or College you could get a loan. I was thinking of doing scottish highers at college for a bit and it qualified me for a loan.

>>27967

>what

Broken Britain

>>27964

>>went to my aunties to smoke some weed and drink some coffee as usual

As usual, yes. As you do.

>>27967

My auntie and uncle are the coolest members of my family, old school hippy types, I love them. Plus they have a lot of nice weed and food and I can smoke and eat for free more often than not.

>>27970

that sounds pretty cool actually

I bet she's a race traitor tho

>>27967

>>27969

The many tales I overheard during my time at college lead me to believe it's actually pretty common for weedfags to smoke with their older relatives, at least amongst the kind of scummy teenagers that were there.

>>27973

>tfw science course

>don't have to deal with scum or dean the lad

>>27974

>tfw did music course

>almost exclusively scum and dean the lad, plus MC Badman and DJ Vortex of the Sniperz Crew

>>27975

>did IT course

>literally 4 people in the class

>100% of people failed

>>27976

That's impressive, what sort of thing were they trying to teach? Or was it just that nobody put much effort in?

>>27972

What's a race traitor? Does that mean that she likes black dudes? She's white and so's my uncle.

>>27973

I'm 23, so definitely not a 'scummy teenager', and I honestly don't see the problem with sitting down for a chat with a nice cup of tea/coffee and a joint. Each to their own, no?

>>27977

We went through about 4-5 teachers in the entire year. At one point we were switching between two teachers every other lesson. It made things very complicated.

Can barely remember what they were trying to teach. It was all such a mess.

>>27976

>also took IT course

>place was a joke, full of deans and sick mohammed asmat bros

>they just passed everybody and got us out of there asap

>>27978

>I honestly don't see the problem with sitting down for a chat with a nice cup of tea/coffee and a joint

>a joint

Could do with some morals ITT right now.

>>27981

drugs are bad m'kay

>>27982

>>27981

Come on guys, weed isn't a drug. I'd be fucking 10 times more depressed if I didn't smoke weed with my auntie every day (who's also my ONLY friend except my uncle and is 60 years old)

We used to have some special needs section in our college for disabled people. One was some hulk kid who had to wear earmuffs or he would go on an autistic rampage if noises were too loud. Walking past him required the same rules as driving past a horse.

When we had a fire drill, he got spooked and pushed 2 teachers over during his sperg-out.

>>27985

Kek, there used to be a whole gang of retards at my college. I saw one dropkick another in the face once, I couldn't stop laughing to myself all day.

>>27984

weed is addictive and bad for you mentally, never mind it attracts cunts who just want to xX420BLAXZEITxx

and I smoke it

>>27985

>>27989

am I the only one that's really pissed off they let retards into college? What kind of fucking career are they going to go into after it? It's a total waste of time and money, and is utterly unpleasant for anyone who has the misfortune of dealing with them.

>>27991

>haha dude lmao look these strawman infographics disprove all those fucking christards

>weed will cure cancer and depression and make your dick 2 inches longer lmao

>>27992

My sisters pretty retarded and honestly it just gets her out of the way for a while

>>27992

Yeah man. Sometimes they were scary. One witch-girl sperged out and tore down an entire wall of of peoples work in a matter of seconds.

One time I left my USB stick in a computer, decided to go get it during my break. Headphoned-hulk was sitting at that PC.

Obviously I couldn't get it because he would crush my skull if I startled him.

>>27992

The college I went to had a specific section for them, they all did cooking mostly, and some of them even stayed on campus.

I think it's basically just giving them something to do, and isn't meant to lead to employment.

>>27984

are you the guy that linked that fucking dude weed lmao psudo-philosopher?

>>27993

It's not a strawman.

It's just from some satirical facebook page that pisses off all the 420BLAZElords

>Server took to long to submit post.

Plz no.

>>27995

I remember at my secondary school they would just let this downy fuck run around at lunch and he would always sexually assault the girls and hit the boys

fucking hated it so much, I wish I could have just set the little fuck on fire and watched him kick and scream. Seriously, they have a right to life, but keep them out of the way. They only impede other's learning and cost the college money.

Do Universities have retards too, or does the stricter entry requirements see away with them?

>>27992

Saw loads of stupid people were at my college before I dropped out.

People didn't know what a continent was, people didn't know the difference between France and Spain, people didn't know the Capital of the UK, people didn't know shit about anything and they still all did better than me and I know many went on to Uni.

This one girl wanted to be a marine biologist and she didn't know what BIOLOGY was. I also had to explain to another girl what Physics is and she also didn't know what an atom is.

>>27995

I remember at my secondary school they would just let this downy fuck run around at lunch and he would always sexually assault the girls and hit the boys

fucking hated it so much, I wish I could have just set the little fuck on fire and watched him kick and scream. Seriously, they have a right to life, but keep them out of the way. They only impede other's learning and cost the college money.

Do Universities have retards too, or does the stricter entry requirements see away with them?

>>27992

I think they're worth it for entertainment value alone.

Honestly, when you're all depressed and shit while walking across campus, having some mong run past you like sanic while yelling gibberish just brightens up your day.

Are we back? We're at the same point the last thread started to shit itself, could 8chan just have borked topics that go past 300 posts?

>>27997

You mean Terrence McKenna, and yes, that was me.

>>28005

Maybe, it's also the start of peak time though, americans are starting to come home from school and work.

All the weed hate on this board is ridiculous, do you guys honestly believe that as adults we should not have full sovereignty over our own bodies and the freedom to affect our own conciousness? What is the problem with smoking a bit of weed? I don't brag about it, I don't think it makes me 'cool', I'm a loser robot with no friends who smokes weed to help depression.. Why must that make me a target?

>>28006

he's such a whiny faggot.

oh I'm above all this (please pay attension to me)

>Posting and DNSBL bypass should work again (for now). 8chan is terminally ill, please help us beta test https://infinitydev.org . Crunch time

Well guess we'll have to put up with it until they switch.

Just about to have a wank lads.Can't decide if I should pop a cheeky JAV on or just use my imagination

>>28008

>All the fat hate on this board is ridiculous, do you guys honestly believe that as adults we should not have full sovereignty over our own bodies and the freedom to affect our own weight? What is the problem with eating a lot of food? I don't brag about it, I don't think it makes me 'cool', I'm a loser robot with no friends who eats food to help depression.. Why must that make me a target?

>>28008

It only makes you a target if you talk about it while being euphoric about muh free consciousness like some 15 year old. Just keep it to yourself and there's no issue.

Took me 3 hours to get clothes on after a shower.

>>28008

>All the fat hate on this board is ridiculous, do you guys honestly believe that as adults we should not have full sovereignty over our own bodies and the freedom to affect our own weight? What is the problem with eating a lot of food? I don't brag about it, I don't think it makes me 'cool', I'm a loser robot with no friends who eats food to help depression.. Why must that make me a target?

>>28008

>I don't brag about it

you've been dude weed LMAOing this entire thread

I've actually smoked weed before, I don't mind it, stoners are fucking annoying though.

>>28008

I totally agree with you, but it's the vocal few who contently talk about it like its the greatest thing on earth because they have nothing else going on

>>28018

>>28008

whoops

what sites do you guys use for drugs now that agora is down?

>>28018

I agree so much with this, I'm all for a bunch of drugs being legal (as long as side effects and problems they cause arent treated by the nhs) but fucking hell, there is a seriously vocal group that doesnt shut the fuck up about weed, and makes it their entire life.

test

NEW THREAD

>>28088

>>28088

>>28088

>>28088

>>28088

Why the fuck are people bumping an ancient thread?

I fucking hate hotwheels.

I'm going to steal his wheelchair and sell it for scrap.