No.28684
First step to Christmas Edition
No.28693
Well the last thread broke before I got a chance to post the link.
No.28695
>>28694
Dolequest anon is going to have to make it, I've been colouring them in paint.
No.28696
>>28693
It just appeared, don't worry. Thanks threadslave.
No.28697
>>28684
>tfw christmas lights all over
I wonder if I should ask for a graphics card or some headphones. Probably a graphics card, my current one is fucking ancient.
No.28698
>>28697
I'm thinking of a new processor but I'll have to wait till February for a motherboard to use it
No.28699
>>28697
I asked for a new desk chair, my dad just said that a desk chair isnt a proper christmas present and they'll buy me that anyway, now Im all out of ideas.
No.28700
>>28699
I need to ask for a new desk chair, since my current one is held together with sticky tape.
And probably going to collapse any moment.
No.28701
>>28700
I currently have one of these, I used to have another comfy chair but it's too low for my desk and would have caused me wrist problems if Id continued using it.
No.28702
>>28699
>>28700
me too, I bought one last year but the paddings gone and my back kills.
I need a fat man chair
No.28703
>>28699
>>28700
me too, I bought one last year but the paddings gone and my back kills
I need a fat man chair
No.28704
>>28701
That can't be good for your back.
>>28703
>>28702
It's called a "rascal".
No.28705
>>28704
I am losing weight but I need to be comfy otherwise I get distracted and think about how shitty my life is
No.28706
Anyone ever tried out the odin project? I'm thinking about starting it out. For those that haven't heard about it, it's a web development training site, and its free.
Unlike code acadamy it's got a bunch of custom outputs and it isnt just tutorials, and you end up with a bit of a portfolio by the end of it.
No.28707
Watching the show Mr. Robot. It's reddit-tier anonymoose shit.
Anonymous members include a white whore lelsorandum girl, a nigger and a muslim girl. Sounds about right.
Also the robot guy who has social anxiety and depression gets laid, takes drugs and somehow keeps fit even though he never exercises.
For a show about anti-capitalism it targets it's audience really well, the kind of people that go on occupy marches, wear anonymous masks and tweet #FeelTheBern.
No.28708
>>28707
ugh, I know exactly the type of person you mean. I don't know if there's anything that actually captures the robot life (is that why the name? I didn't think they'd be that aware of the slang)
I've heard good things about welcome to the NHK, but never watched it. Japan seems to be good at that kind of thing though, they've certainly got enough robots over there.
No.28709
>>28708
Welcome to the nhk is great, really recommend it. Also watamote for more social anxiety /autismo.
No.28710
>>28707
I've seen some quotes thrown around but never seen it, sounds edgy as fuck though.
No.28711
>>28708
I'm surprised we haven't seen a British Comedy series on it yet, we have stuff about losers all the time, but nothing quite at the level that robots are.
Closest sort of characters are nick frost in shaun of the dead, and the irish one in black books, but even they're too normal. It would be finding the right place really, obviously you cant do 100% NEET because there would be no situations to derive comedy from, but a former NEET wageslave could work, or a NEET on some jobcenter course.
No.28712
>>28711
If I had talent I'd totally write something like that. I don't though, my few attempts at writing have always ended shittily.
No.28713
>>28712
I think it would need exceptional writers, as it would have to be dark as fuck, but still entertaining. It would have to blur the lines between comedy and drama, much like bojack horseman.
No.28714
>>28711
Closest I could probably come up with is Roy or Moss from the IT crowd, but even they're far off.
>>28712
It's hard to make a comedy around people who don't say or do anything much. Maybe a comedy where it's centred around a psudo-britfeel/r9k, and each interesting post or greentext could be skit, maybe a version of lupus' party. It would also allow for recurring characters so people could have favourite characters (robots) to relate to.
No.28715
>>28714
Honestly, I think they're pretty normal, just a bit odd and quirky. Same trap people fall in with peep show.
Nick frost in Shaun of the Dead literally sits around in his underwear playing video game all day, he hates everyone except for Shaun and he can't even be bothered to take phone messages, his life is literally falling apart, the last time his housemates enjoyed some time with him was 3 years ago. It breaks up a bit when you hear he's a drug dealer occasionally though, but even on the phone he doesnt seem particularly good at it or social. Sure he becomes successful throughout the film but it's only as a result of the end of the world.
As for bernard black, I feel he has the right lazy, hate filled attitude you see in a lot of NEETs, as well as the fact that his life is mostly a mess, just look at the disorganisation of the bookshop, and other than Manny and whatever the chick is called, he basically speaks to no one properly. He could be argued to be IT crowd/Peep Show levels though.
No.28716
>>28714
so have a bunch of characters only connected by a board like this, and each episode give a bit of insight into each of their lives.
Obviously the expected ending would be they all meet up and make friends, but real life isn't like that, so the show shouldn't be either.
Fuck, now I actually want to do this. It'd be shit as hell though, so someone else join me.
>>28715
Bernard has confidence though, which is the big issue for most NEETs I think.
No.28718
>>28716
I've never written anything so I can't help much past what I've suggested.
No.28719
>>28718
every little helps I guess. I haven't written anything since school. But it might be fun to do as a board thing.
>>28717
that looks fucking disgusting.
No.28720
>>28719
If you think that is disgusting, have a look at his Bean Salad.
No.28721
>>28720
oh god…
I've seen that before, but it still gets me.
No.28722
>>28720
oh god…
I've seen that before, but it still gets me.
No.28723
No.28725
Just went and gave my dog a hug, feel much better after feeling down this evening.
No.28726
>>28725
Oh god I wish I had a dog so bad.
No.28727
>>28724
>it tastes like a desert.
It fucking is a desert, it's like 50% cream, and a bunch of jelly. How can you even call it a salad? it has 3 vegetables in it.
>>28726
I love him so much, even when he's not super cuddly, he still make me feel better. He's got some cream on one of his ears right now too, so he smells really nice, sort of smoky.
No.28728
>>28727
What kind of dog is he?
No.28729
>>28727
aww, is his ear ok?
I love my dog, but she's really old now and stinks horribly, so I can't cuddle her anymore.
No.28730
>>28726
I don't like my dog.
Has no morals.
No.28731
>>28728
He's a jack russell.
>>28729
I'm not sure to be honest, his ear was bothering him a while ago and he was itching it a lot, it's stopped bothering him now but there's still no hair at the edge or on the underside, and the skin is a bit flaky. I told my parent to take him to the vet but they just keep saying it's fine. I'm worried it might be mange.
No.28732
>>28731
probably not if the vet had a look, maybe it's eczema, or allergies or something. My dog's allergic to grass, it's really annoying.
No.28733
>>28731
probably not if the vet had a look, maybe it's eczema, or allergies or something. My dog's allergic to grass, it's really annoying.
>>28730
your dog's a degenerate? How?
No.28734
>>28732
>>28733
fuck again.
I hate tor sometimes.
No.28735
>>28732
I mean my parents keep saying it's okay, they wont take him to the vet. On the plus side, it's not scabbing over or anything, so it was probably something that's gone now, but the hair needs to grow back.
I'm still worried though and wish they'd take him.
No.28736
>>28735
Just keep an eye on him I guess, if the only issue is no hair he's probably ok now.
No.28737
>>28730
I dislike my dog a little because my mum lets her do what she wants and I'm the only one who tries not to let her be a shit
No.28738
No no NO NO NO
Delivery driver put my amazon order next door, fuck. Now I need to go next door.
WHY, why couldn't he knock harder?
No.28739
Just woke up, supposed to be in work in 10 minutes. Guess who's going to be an hour late.
No.28740
No.28741
>>28740
Yep, in fact I missed another bus just now, so I have to wait until half past. Get to be even later now.
No.28742
>>28691
>>28690
EXACTLY the right answers. As in, lie through your fucking teeth to fit what they want you to be like.
They'll literally take anyone who isn't a thief and will actually show up for work 98% of the time.
>>28725
Dogs are good for that. My cat was the best, though. Still miss him, even though he's been dead for years.
Biggest fluffiest cat ever.
No.28743
>>28742
I tried and still got rejected, adsa too
No.28744
What you lads having for tea tonight?
Just put the chicken in the oven.
No.28745
>>28744
my mum's making a stroganoff but I don't like the sauce, so I get the meat separate.
No.28748
>>28747
holy kek that second cat face
No.28750
>>28743
There's got to be a guide to it somewhere.
I got my job at Tesco through a jobcentre training course. We were told exactly which answers to put on the forms.
Really, you need to know someone there. But this is /britfeel/, so I'm guessing that's out.
If you're anywhere near Reading, my store is hiring. You'll have to deal with being shouted at occasionally, though. My manager is kind of a bitch, especially when she's stressed.
No.28751
Look at this shit.
I don't care for blocking out names.
No.28752
>>28751
He wants to move to Sweden because he wants to escape government propaganda? Oh boy, he's in for a nasty surprise.
No.28753
>>28752
Even if he went he wouldn't see it as propaganda, even though he claims to be 'just using his brain'.
No.28754
No.28755
>>28751
what's the context for this?
No.28756
>>28753
True, he may well go over there and volunteer to be the next Captain Sweden.
No.28757
>>28755
I can't remember the status, I've deleted my account now since I couldn't take it 24/7 anymore.
Well, it should be deleted in 14 days.
No.28758
No.28759
Anyone else hit the point where self-loathing overtakes your ability to enjoy anything?
No.28760
So I bought some lifts to go in my shoes, and they came in the mail today. I can't use the full size as they can be pretty big, so I'm stuck with like 1.2 inches extra instead of 2.
Gunna try them out in my other pair of boots now, as I think they're a bit bigger so might fit the full thing, they're super ugly though.
No.28761
>>28759
I wouldn't say self loathing, but I always convince myself I should be doing something more productive, so can't bring myself to do things that I would enjoy. I guess it's kind of thinking I don't deserve fun.
No.28762
No.28763
>>28759
Yes, somewhere around 2008. It was mostly downhill after that, it's only once every few months that I attempt to make music now rather than everyday, and most times it feels like a waste of time or the results turn out shitty.
>>28761
I get that a lot myself, but I've read that it can help to dedicate a couple of hours of the day to just doing pure, uninterrupted leisure activities. So you set that time aside and don't allow any thoughts of "you should be doing this", "you need to do that", etc. to hinder or stop you.
No.28764
>>28763
The problem with this is, I tend to wake up right before I have to leave for work, then when I get home it's either 7 or 8, not only am I super tired and dont feel like doing anything productive, but I also feel that if I put in a few hours into leisure then I wont have enough time to do other stuff before I want to sleep.
The solution, obviously is to wake up early before work and do shit, but to do this I need to start going to bed early.
No.28765
>>28761
That's exactly it.
No.28767
>>28751
>people still think scandinavia was the socialist utopia of the early 2000s
>they don't realise that multiculturalism has literally destroyed Sweden's ability to function
feels smug
No.28768
>>28766
That reminds me, while me and my mum were out today we returned to the car in the car park, and as she tried to get in, the wind blew really hard and the door swung wide open and smacked into the car next to us. It made a really bad dent in their door took some paint off.
She didn't stick around though, she just drove off and pretended that nothing had happened.
No.28769
>>28768
>She didn't stick around though, she just drove off and pretended that nothing had happened.
No.28770
>tfw wrapped up in a blanket and experimenting with the new hs cards
No.28771
Just met the reporter Piper in fallout 4. I hate her so much, she's written perfectly.
No.28772
>>28771
she's written to be hateable? what's her personality?
No.28773
>>28771
pretty sure you're meant to like her, but like all characters in fallout 4, she's fucking awful.
No.28774
>>28772
She's a reporter, and she's a companion so I assume you're supposed to like her, but she's arguing about the mayor because the city is ignoring some missing person stuff, which she thinks is the institute.
As soon as you talk to her she immediately starts twisting your words to her own agenda.
No.28775
I'm off to bed. I had a pretty active day today and the day before, and I might be going out for a meal for my grandma's birthday tomorrow. I've come to quite like having things to do and places to go, I spent far too many years just doing nothing all day everyday.
Goodnight guys.
No.28776
>>28775
Sounds nice, goodnight.
No.28777
I need a new chair but I'm scared it wont be comfy.
No.28778
>>28777
I'm just looking forward to having back support.
In other news, I was going to go to bed early tonight, as I wanted to get up in the morning and head into the city, I haven't been for like 2 weeks, maybe more. Gunna at least try for getting up at 10, even if I can't do really early.
No.28779
>>28777
>>28778
I spent £120 on one from staples last year and it's fucked now.
I really need one with good back support, because the last 2 the padding has gone and I end up like a hunchback
No.28780
Iyt chaps. Got a day off Uni so i'm going to pack some munch and go for a trek around Windsor Forest, might summon up some strength to text qt too. What are you lads up to today?
No.28781
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>28780
Playing WoW and listening to Iron Maiden. Living the NEET life.
No.28782
>>28780
Play WoW, make thai curry later.
Do people still use text?
No.28783
>>28781
Lad. If you're going to be an unproductive swine listen to some Priest at least.
>>28782
I-I would ring her but i'm too beta and it takes me about 2 hours to plan what i'm going to say, and I don't use kikebook
No.28784
>>28780
I'm off college for two days, but coming down with the cold so want to take it easy. Going to try and tidy up around the house and maybe do a little bit of working out. Leaning towards playing some hearthstone currently.
No.28785
>>28783
I stopped caring about being productive a long time ago. Now I just enjoy myself.
No.28786
I found out today that Americans eat macaroni cheese nuggets.
No.28787
No.28788
>>28787
Yeah it's the weekly pvp server update.
No.28789
>was going to go into the city today
>still in bed.
At least I'm saving some money I guess.
No.28790
>>28789
There's still time.
No.28791
>>28789
It's still early on in the day, if I was going to town, this is around the time I'd go.
No.28792
>>28790
Yeah, I might still head in.
Last night I had a dream that /britfeel/ was on 299 posts and I heroicly made a new thread in time.
>>28791
Yeah, but I live in the middle of nowhere so to go into the city I need a train and a bus, which takes 50 minutes if the times line up well, longer if they don't.
No.28793
>>28786
Dominos did some for a month or so a year or so back, they were really good. I've actually picked some up from Asda as they've got mac n cheese bites as part of the frozen christmas snacks range. Not tried them yet, but I know they wont be as good as the dominos ones.
No.28794
>>28792
When I was still in college I took a bus home from the train station in the city a couple of times. Took about 45 minutes to get to my street, even though it's only about 8 minutes away by car.
No.28795
Work is doing that thing again where they call me non stop.
No.28796
>>28795
have you tried answering the phone?
No.28797
No.28798
>>28797
try it and see what happens
No.28799
>>28798
If he's anything like me with work, he's absolutely useless at saying no, so when they call to ask me to come in on my day off, I just turn my phone off.
Have you tried telling them your home phones aren't working anymore, then just giving them a mobile number? I had to do this as my mum kept answering the phone to them then bringing it to me.
No.28800
>>28798
They ask me to do overtime and I refuse, this is all that happens.
No.28801
>>28800
why do they even bother asking if you always refuse?
No.28802
>>28801
No idea.
Probably different people calling each time.
No.28803
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/317028724/why-is-it-happening
look at this fucking thread lads
there are actual, living, breathing human beings that consider Cucktianity to be the most violent religion in the world. Jesus Christ.
No.28805
No.28806
>>28803
Kek, I haven't used halfchan/v/ since I was about 17.
What the fuck are you doing there?
No.28807
>>28806
for shitposting and political discussion
No.28808
The shit I see on facebook.
No.28809
>>28808
the irony is if they had actually driven out the americans they would still own the continent
now they're all depressed alcoholics living in reserves
No.28810
>>28808
>>28809
It's hilarious that leftcucks thing that is a pro-immigration message, yet it's showing exactly what the horrible outcome is for the natives.
No.28811
>>28809
yeah, using the pilgrims and natives isn't really fighting for refugees, because the refugees in that case killed most of the natives and took over the continent. But idiots'll spread the pictures and think they're winning somehow.
No.28812
lads, I fancy a relatively spicy curry. Any reccomendations? Is jalfrezi any good?
>>28810
yeah, it's pretty mental how far off the bat they can be at times.
No.28813
>>28811
oh I have a flag now, better than just a ? I guess.
No.28814
oh fuck lads i actually did it
i ordered a vindaloo
going to eat it while watching a stream and playing euro truck simulator, wish me luck.
No.28816
>>28812
jalfrezi is great.
No.28817
>>28809
>>28810
They don't care about the logic.
All they think is "your ancestors were immigrants so you must support immigration."
They are the same people who will tell you about Brits living in Australia and Spain to justify immigration.
No.28818
what is the optimal euro truck simulator 2 experience? Anyone here try using a wheel and peddles?
No.28819
>>28814
M A D M A N
A D M A N M
D M A N M A
M A N M A D
A D M A N M
N M A D M A
No.28820
>>28818
I just used my arrow keys when I played it.
No.28821
>>28820
yeah, I've been trying to use the mouse but I'm finding it a bit tricky. Full keyboard seems more relaxing.
No.28822
>>28818
>>28820
>>28821
I mapped my xbox controller and keyboard
No.28823
to be honest lads being a truck driver might be an alright job, you could spend most of your time in it, parked outside somewhere with free wifi. Pays a decent amount (like 20-30k) and you have a tonne of time to yourself, and get to travel.
No.28824
>>28823
In the US it would be alright, because their roads were made for the the amount of traffic.
Unless you're only working nights, it would probably be unpleasant. And I think the hours they work are completely random.
No.28825
>>28695
I will make a special Christmas one soonish.
Please suggest elements to be included.
No.28826
>>28823
My dad has been a lorry driver for ages. He recently changed to working for a supermarket and says its even better.
>30-35k
>you dont have to unload your own lorries so you just sit around when loading or unloading
>good hours for lorry driving, days are 4 on 2 off sometimes
>frequently driving to the isle of wight, essentially earning 2-3 hours pay for sitting in a lorry on a boat
>10% supermarket discount and other benefits
>cheeky 'damaged'' items on the sly (we once had 500+ stock cubes one day)
No.28827
>>28826
>cheeky "damaged goods" on the sly
fucking hell, your dad's job sounds great. My mate got an xbone for £130 because one of the lorry drivers sells that stuff on the sly.
No.28828
>>28825
We definitely need a Christmas tree and some snow. Maybe a snow dick outside the job centre, some lights on the lampost.
No.28829
No.28830
>>28828
I draw a big dick in the snow every year, it's my little tradition
No.28831
>>28830
Was thinking about a full on sculpture, I could see one from my window 2 years ago on a bowling green, and it cheered me up every time I saw it.
No.28832
>>28831
but then you don't get to jump away leaving cum in your wake
No.28833
What would you rather have. A gay son, or a daughter with a half black baby?
No.28834
>>28833
son atleast theres a chance he might pass on a non nigger line
No.28835
>>28833
Gay son, if they become a race traitor, at least they wont contribute to the half-cast problem.
No.28836
No.28837
No.28838
>>28833
Gay son, at least he didn't choose to be a fucking disappointment.
No.28839
the vindaloo wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Spicy enough to heat me up while still enjoying the food.
>>28833
if the gay son acts normal and not like a prissy faggot, then 100% gay son.
If he's a raging flamer I'd take the racetraitor whore daughter though.
No.28840
No.28841
>>28840
I love that video, they really should have removed the bit with Nick Griffin and Barbara Spectre though. Normies aren't ready for antisemitism. Overall very good propaganda though.
No.28843
>>28818
I just use a wired 360 pad. No room or budget for wheel and pedals, and they're all racing accessories anyway. Trucks need to have a big seat, a big horizontal wheel, and a great big gearstick with resistance and extra buttons on.
I just stick with the controller, because then at least it's not some expensive but inadequate simulation of reality. As well as the keyboard for extra keys, and the mouse for moving the camera around to check corners and stuff in chase cam.
Controller's an absolute necessity in Farming Simulator, though. Can't operate cranes with mouse and keyboard reliably enough, especially with all the button chording required to operate machinery and cranes.
>>28823
That's why I'm aiming for it as a career. Gotta get the 3K together for a license first, though, which means a better job than Tesco.
No.28844
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fucking give up
Didn't need this, was making massive progress as well
No.28845
No.28846
>tfw keep putting off my royal marines application because I'm scared the fact I took antidepressants will ruin everything
No.28847
No.28848
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>tfw there is eventually a schism in Europe I'll still be a nobody
now is the time for action if you want to be a hero in the new world
No.28849
>>28847
depends, I know I'm going to have to wait two years to join minimum, but they might not let me in at all.
No.28850
No.28851
>>28846
don't tell them then
No.28852
I'm turning off the computer at midnight tonight. Maybe even earlier.
No.28853
No.28854
>>28852
Use task scheduler to do it for you. Then you can't forget.
No.28855
what happened to dungeons and dragons?
No.28856
>>28855
I think the person making it is back in hospital.
No.28857
>>28855
Like everything we plan, it fizzled into nothing after a few days
No.28858
>>28857
Maybe we should have made it as a sticky rather than a different board.
No.28859
>>28855
I'm not sure, I thought whoever was running the show was gonna walk us through it all or something. I certainly don't know how it all works.
No.28860
>>28818
I use my DS3 controller with my 42" TV, plus using the computer keyboard for any controls that doesn't fit on the controller. Pretty damn comfy.
I did have a Traktor Kontrol X1 a DJ controller hooked up with GlovePIE for a while, and I used that to do all the misc stuff like lights, wipers, satnav, radio, etc. rather than cramming all of that onto a controller or using a computer keyboard. That was even comfier, but a bit of a pain to set up at first.
Wish I had a proper wheel though, I have the money but I just don't have the room for it.
No.28861
>>28858
I suggested a thread on this board but hey
No.28862
>>28855
Sorry, I've hit a bit of a slump mentally. I'll try and get back on it soon, I've still got a plan, but I need to act on it.
No.28863
>>28862
What's the name of the board it's on?
No.28864
>>28862
>I've still got a plan, but I need to act on it
I've told myself that many a time
No.28865
No.28866
I went to my grandparent's house earlier this evening and we had a chinese. It wasn't just me and them, there was also my dad, my auntie, my twin cousins (who are one year younger than me), and one of them's girlfriend who I'd never met. I thought all of these people would really set my anxiety off, but actually I was fine.
Not even just fine actually, I felt really fucking good. I don't even know what happened. Like, I was speaking confidently and coherently, making spontaneous jokes that were getting laughs, joining in with some normie charades-like app game they were playing, hugging when greeting and saying goodbye and everything. I haven't been able to do anything even close to this since I was about 13, and that was 10 years ago. There was of course the obligatory "So what do you do?" question from my cousin's girlfriend, but I managed to weasel my way out of it by mentioning my time at college without mentioning the fact that I'd finished it 4 and a half years ago.
When my dad dropped me off back home, he said that when I wasn't in the room they were all talking about how amazed they were with my appearance and my level of confidence. I can see why to be fair, the last time they saw me I was still really bad postured, rarely showered, my clothes were all old and baggy, I kept my head down and never said a word, and rarely stayed in the room with them.
Still, I'm not quite sure where tonight came from. I'd be very happy to be like this more of the time, very happy indeed. I just hope it wasn't a fluke.
No.28867
>>28864
Just someone remind me tomorrow yeah? I need an accountabilabuddy.
>>28863
/jcnd/
I should probably go to sleep, I said I would be 35 minutes ago. at least I've turned off my computer and laptop, shame about my phone.
No.28868
No.28869
>>28868
Thanks man. I'm really hoping that this is the start of a trend and not a one-off, I am fucking sorted if I can do this regularly. My held-back and extremely timid behaviour around people has been my biggest life-ruining weakness for years, and tonight made it seem like it's finally fucking off at last.
>>28867
Goodnight mate, don't force yourself to work your arse off over it if you don't want to, but I do think it would be a lot of fun at least once l understand what on earth it is I need to do.
I'm off to bed myself actually, goodnight guys.
No.28870
Morning lads, everyone sleep well?
I had one of those nights where you wake up way too early loads of times, and then when you finally wake up for real you've massively overshot.
Had a fun dream though, I was on some kind of school trip to a supermarket I'm always aged 12-14 in my dreams, is that weird?, and I was going around it in a go-kart. Eventually I got out and started moonwalking around everywhere, and everyone was taking videos of me.
No.28871
>>28870
>I'm always aged 12-14 in my dreams, is that weird?
That's probably because you haven't matured or developed emotionally since that age
No.28872
>>28870
Quite well. Been waking up so much earlier than I used to a few weeks ago.
No.28873
>>28870
Terribly. I could hardly sleep at all, so ended up sticking on something on something to listen to while I lie there in the dark, didn't end up falling asleep until like 4AM. Only just got up too.
No.28874
>>28871
Yeah that's probably the case, I started shutting off after that and went full hikki after 16. It's just weird, in every single one of my dreams I'm a kid/young teen and the only people featured in them are other kids from school, all of which I haven't seen since I left. The majority of my dreams actually take place in school in fact.
No.28875
>>28872
Good to hear, have you been doing anything in particular that helps you?
>>28873
Not the best, but hey at least it's still morning. Seeing as you underslept, perhaps there's a good chance you'll fall asleep earlier tonight too.
No.28876
No.28877
>>28876
Simple but effective I guess, having a hangover every morning can't be good for anyone.
No.28878
>>28866
Nice one mate, keep at it
No.28879
might do some work or something today lads, really bored.
Tempted to build this drawer I've been meaning to make for ages, but it seems like such a mission. Really need the extra storage space though.
No.28880
>>28879
Make some new OP images or other dank britfeel OC
No.28881
You see that tiny jar on the left?
This is all the packaging that it arrived in.
This great big box, for that jar of stem ginger.
Why, just why?
No.28882
How does anyone watch Countdown without needing a wank.
No.28883
>>28881
jewish conspiracy to subsidise the cardboard industry
No.28884
>>28881
you should remove exif data when posting images from phone
No.28885
No.28886
No.28887
>>28884
>tfw nabbed it before he deleted it
No.28888
No.28889
>>28888
I collect data about everyone here for fun.
No.28890
>>28889
As long as you're having fun, I guess.
No.28891
>>28889
are you the one who found that normies facebook with all the clubbing photos on it?
No.28892
No.28893
Feeling quite positive today lads. Life is going alright. Was quite nice reading about the anon who was starting to get over his anxiety, too.
No.28894
I hate it getting dark this early in the winter.
But I hate how early it gets light in the summer.
No.28895
>>28894
autumn's got a nice light/dark ratio. Pity about all the rain though.
No.28896
>>28894
>>28895
I really like spring personally. The blooming trees and flowers, the evenings getting noticeably lighter, the temperature getting warming, all the muddy slosh left over from weeks of snow melting/melted away, summer being just around the corner, etc. It's just a really positive and optimistic time of year to me.
Autumn usually has the direct opposite effect, although I've been feeling pretty decent ever since halloween passed. New year's eve is usually my lowest point of the year, but maybe this time it will be different.
No.28897
>>28894
>>28895
I've said it before, but Autumn/Winter is my favourite time of year, I love the wind and the rain. It's super comfy being in my room and hearing it all through my single glazed windows, and I even like being out in it, as long as I don't need to be out too long. Sometime I just stand in the garden and enjoy the wind and rain. I also think it being dark at like 5 or 6 PM is super comfy.
No.28898
>>28887
Is that the photo he posted?
No.28899
>>28898
Nah.
I was complaining about excessive packaging from online orders. The picture was the packaging.
No.28900
>>28898
No, that's a picture that came up when I googled the nearest school to where he lives, from a prom or something. Thought it made for a good reaction pic.
He originally posted this, but I've done him a favour and removed the exif data in this version.
No.28901
>>28900
>tfw ever since you admitted to doing this I've been sharing less and less information on here
>no longer confident that I can talk to britfeel about my issues
thanks
No.28902
>>28901
You're not alone mate. I get really paranoid about stuff like that.
No.28903
>>28901
Although I don't plan on doing anything malicious with anything I find besides a bit of banter or REEEEing at you if you're a normie, people like me and worse are everywhere, so why would you ever post personal information online in the first place? There's an entire board dedicated to doxing on this very site. It's like saying that burglars are the reason that you aren't confident leaving your front door and windows open when you leave the house, of course you shouldn't be posting personal data online.
As long as you strip out all identifiable information and any links to anything you've previously posted that you don't want tied together, you should be fine. Stripping EXIF data and renaming your photos before uploading is a must, no matter what site you're on.
No.28904
>>28903
> so why would you ever post personal information online in the first place?
Because I consider Britfeel to be my friends. I appreciate you're saying you won't do anything malicious, but you could easily take a dislike to someone then set out to damage them. I've said so much racist and violent shit on here, there's probably enough grounds to send me to jail if it was linked to my person.
I sort of like that you just seem to be encouraging people to be more private, though. It's noble while still being very spooky.
No.28905
>>28903
I just wouldn't expect it here is all. Don't really see the point since we're all supposed to be mates. It seems more like something someone on 4chan's /britfeel/ would do.
No.28906
>>28903
So if I were to upload an image with the exif data removed you wouldn't be able to get any info from it?
No.28907
>>28904
>>28905
I'd be more likely to take a dislike to someone if they were shilling for muh diversity honestly, but I still wouldn't really do anything.
I consider you guys my friends too, which is why I'm trying to make everyone a bit more aware of all the information they're putting online, and make sure nobody does anything really stupid. The fact this thread didn't get absolutely flooded with photos, links to various online accounts, and the personal information of lupus a while back should be an testament to the fact that I really don't intend on doing anything malicious, it's just something to do when I'm bored.
Unless you post a photo along with what you've written or write about something you've brought up before (e.g. a particular job, a place you live, a oneitus, etc.), I nor anyone else has any idea who you are besides "those who use capital letters" and "those who don't", and both of those groups have enough people in them to make any individual indistinguishable.
>>28906
Well I could compare it to any photos that have previously been posted here, and see if the resolution or file size match anything else you've posted, but I can't really ever be bothered to do that.
If however you posted a photo of a massive horse dildo on your kitchen counter, and it was the same counter as the one you used to ask about whether your potatoes looked okay or not, then I would obviously be able to make the connection.
No.28908
Whoever lives in Coleford and Ogmore Vale. You're leaving GPS EXIF data.
No.28909
No.28910
http://8ch.net/jcnd/res/53.html
Hopefully this should help some people with dnd stuff.
No.28911
>>28908
Those places look comfy and quaint as fuck, I'm really jealous of where some people here live.
>>28910
Oh wow, thanks for writing all this man, I'll give this a read through now.
No.28912
Anyone shave their balls, taint and asshole?
Comfy as fuck.
No.28913
>>28912
Never balls, but I've done the other two before. I kind of agree, it's really nice not having any hair down there but I cant put up with the itching that comes from them growing back.
No.28914
>>28912
I've only ever trimmed my balls and taint once not very well, no idea what I was doing, and it was itchy as fuck for about a week.
I need to shave down there again actually, once the itching stops it's kinda nice.
No.28915
>>28912
never any of those
No.28916
>>28907
how do you remove exif data then? and it's fairly obvious who I am atm, but 8chan should be unblocked soon and I can leave tor.
>>28912
I've shaved that area, itchy as fuck, wouldn't do it again.
No.28917
>>28916
You can just copy the image and paste it in paint.
Don't know why I didn't do that in the first place, thb.
No.28918
No idea what to get my Dad for Christmas.
What do you get a man that has no real hobbies or interests?
No.28919
>>28918
tie is traditional, or a book or something.
No.28920
>>28916
right click image, properties, details, remove properties and personal information
No.28921
>>28918
Tie would maybe work.
Never seen him read a book in my life.
No.28922
>>28918
I buy my dad some whiskey and a bag of fudge every year.
No.28923
>>28910
>mfw reading this
My many years as a NEET have sent my brain's cognitive capabilities down the toilet.
No.28924
>>28923
I absolutely love this image. But yeah, you might have to give it some time. It's me following the posts from the other creating a character thread, so they sort of go together if that helps. Like there's the first step which I describe in the first step, then I do it in the new one. So if you found the last one okay, it shouldnt be too bad, theres just a bunch of numbers added.
There might also be a bunch of spelling mistakes in it, I typed it up in notepad originally.
I'll type out how an actual game session would work tomorrow. Stuff about rolling for attacks and skill checks (persuading people, unlocking doors, etc) as well as what various different checks would do. (Like, the most obvious one is "check for traps" which would be a perception check)
No.28925
New BBC documentary telling us why it's okay and empowering to be a slut.
I bet you'll never guess who's behind this.
It's only GOOD OLD TYGER!
No.28926
>>28924
Sounds good, I really appreciate the help even if it's just going right over my head for now.
I've been attempting to understand D&D / TTRPGs by myself for a couple of years without ever playing them >tfw no friends, but my brain just can't seem to comprehend them.
No.28927
>>28926
If you have trouble with anything specifically dont be afraid to ask, I divided it up as much as I can for now, but I could probably explain a bit better if I knew what the trouble is. If its just shit not sticking, I know the feeling.
Ive been doing similar when it comes to TTRPG's actually, and my play experience is very limited. i played a few games of World of Darkness with some major autists, katana and trenchcoat level
No.28928
>>28927
I remember you mentioning that experience before actually, in response to me asking how come everyone here seemed to have knowledge of / experience with games that required friends / other people.
It's difficult to pick out anything specific when I'm having trouble understanding pretty much any of it, but I'll read it again tomorrow once I've slept. It doesn't help that I'm incredibly tired right now.
So yeah I'm going to bed. Goodnight guys.
No.28929
>someone asks to join your group
>they're already in a group
This irritates me more than it should
No.28930
No.28931
>>28930
I've been here the whole time.
No.28932
This is how lefties reacted to a comic about migrants.
A comic.
No.28933
>>28930
waiting for you to post lad
No.28934
>>28932
If I had political power I'd show them a real fucking hate crime.
No.28935
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>>28934
Here's the horrible offensive comic.
No.28936
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No.28937
>>28935
that's not even particularly inflammatory. Fucking hell.
No.28938
>>28936
I'd happily throw these commie fuckers out of helicopters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_flights
No.28939
what do you lads think of 4k gaming? Worth the money?
No.28940
>>28939
No, the performance hit from rendering that many pixels on-screen at once isn't worth the slight increase in perceivable clarity.
In my opinion 4K is overkill for gaming, at least in it's current state. I'd much rather have more frames per second, but you won't be getting many of those at 4K without spending a fortune on hardware.
No.28941
>>28940
aren't most monitors only capable of displaying 60 frames per second anyways? I wouldn't say it's fair to call it only a slight increase in clarity, even 1440p looks noticeably clearer. 4k is struggle to see individual pixels tier.
I agree overall though, as tempting as it is it's probably too early to adopt that sort of thing.
No.28942
>>28941
A monitor refreshing at 60 Hz does not mean the graphics card is capable of putting out 60 fps, especially not at 4K.
The most desirable outcome would be to have a graphics card powerful enough to put out an entire frame of your native resolution before the monitor is ready to receive the next one.
If your card is trying to render 4K's 8,294,400 pixels per frame instead of 1080p's 2,073,600 pixels per frame, you're going to need at least 3x the amount of time to render that frame, assuming you're on the same hardware.
So if you're just about getting 60 fps on 1080p, you're gonna be struggling to hit 20 fps at 4K. And if you only get 30 fps at 1080p, that's 10 - 13 fps at 4K.
That's why I'd much rather stick with a lower native resolution monitor, but get a decent graphics card and a monitor that supports 120 Hz or more. That makes for a much more enjoyable gaming experience than having more pixels does, at least in my experience.
No.28943
>>28942
do you have a 120hz monitor? How appreciable is the difference in smoothness between 60 and 120? I get console tier framerates on my computer so I'd imagine I would be quite happy just getting a consistent 60 fps.
No.28944
Remember when you were a kid in primary school and everyone in year 6 looked so old. People in highschool looked old as fuck, like fully grown adults.
If you're 18+ can you even imagine how old you look to a child now?
No.28945
>>28943
Very appreciable, however it's worth mentioning my 120 Hz monitor is a CRT. The differences between frame rates are a lot more noticeable on a CRT, as 60 Hz has an obvious flicker and is pretty much eye cancer, whereas 120 Hz looks smooth as fuck.
The catch is that monitor is from 1997, and it can only do 120 Hz @ 480p, 100 Hz @ 600p, and 85 Hz @ 768p, and 60 Hz for anything up to 1024p, but as they are all native res they still look beautiful.
On an LCD you get pixel blur due to the fact they can't switch as fast as the electron beam on CRTs, but these days you can get monitors that are pretty bearable. An LCD capable of 120 Hz wouldn't have much blurring at all at 60 Hz I shouldn't think.
How old are the games you get console-tier frame rates? On a GTX 770 I get solid 60 fps at 1080p on almost all games up to 2013 and the games that I don't are mostly just unoptimised pieces of shit.
No.28946
>>28945
pretty modern, xcom enemy unknown, fallout 4, skyrim
I have a radeon 5770 though, so it's pretty antiquated.
No.28947
>>28944
Yeah I remember when I first went up to "big" school, and it was like everyone in year 11 was a proper adult. Now I see 18 - 21 year olds as kids.
In fact I can remember when I first started school, and even the year 2's looked big and scary.
No.28948
>>28947
I'm sure kids are shrinking.
Year 7s were not that short when I was in school.
No.28949
>>28947
>radeon 5770
Yeah that's pretty shit these days, Skyrim's a 4 year old game and if that's giving you trouble then you've got no hope for anything newer.
New games aren't really worth it in my opinion though, they're all just clones of older games but not as good. I got myself a decent graphics card just to run older games at high frame rates and to have pretty looking shaders on RetroArch.
No.28950
>>28948
I remember year 7s being pretty short because at the time I was about a foot taller than everyone else in my year.
>tfw early developer
No.28951
What's the worst injury you've all had?
I've never done anything particularly dangerous, so it's probably just when my Dad accidentally hit me with a swingball racket.
No.28952
>>28951
last month when I was sharpening a knife I cut myself fairly deep. Probably my worst injury ever was hurting my knee while squatting. I wasn't very athletic as a child so sadly I missed out an all the bone breaking shit.
No.28953
>>28944
Not actually that much older than a teenager/sixth former. I'm 29, but I don't seem to age.
Helps that I don't get out much, and that my long hair makes me look younger. Also like a girl, but fuck it. First time in my life I've actually LIKED having curly hair. Always hated hairdressers, too. Haven't been to a proper one since school, don't intend to start now.
Only had it cut a few times, and that was by my friend's sister, who knows to listen to what I want and doesn't think she knows better.
I think it's her fault I keep getting mistaken for a girl. But, fuck it. My curls are fabulous.
>>28951
Nearly sliced my thumb off/fucked up the joint when I was a kid. Slicing cardboard with a penknife, knife slipped, into thumb joint. Healed up properly.
Nearly took my eye out as a toddler with a bike accident. Wasn't allowed to ride a bike with glasses on for years after that.
Had half my cheek shredded, a few teeth smashed, and probably my jaw broken by a brick wall as a teenager. Dickhead cunt boomer elbowed me off my bike into said wall, saying I shouldn't be on the pavement. I invited him to go deal with the buses and idiot school run mums himself, then set about fixing my glasses enough for the lens to stay in (with my teeth, because I couldn't see well enough to use my fingers), and fending off the car of normies that stopped to offer me a lift or help. Then cycled off to the opticians to get the properly fixed. Then home because I checked myself in a mirror and discovered I was actually dripping.
Had awesome scars for a month or two after. Not been able to grow facial hair properly since, not that I'd been able to before. The scabbing destroyed the follicles, far as I can tell.
Cracked ribs multiple times due to bike accidents, permanent scars on my elbows from various accidents, my shins are studded with old scars from bike accidents as a teenager, and my back teeth are basically gone thanks to a combination of a cracked filling, a sharp remainder of tooth, and various accidents.
What wasn't flat-out broken was root-canalled and capped. I even got charged a full extraction for just an anasthetic, slicing my gum open, then digging around for half an hour to find a single shard of enamel. Apparently the dentist swore there was evidence of more on the X-rays.
He did great work on the rest, though. My front teeth are still intact, and the caps he put in are still there. Even the sensitivity has gone, as I found out this summer.
I ate a LOT of icecream this year after discovering that I could actually bite it.
No.28954
>>28951
I once got mugged by a pack of dindus. They smashed my face up pretty badly.
No.28955
I'm glad it's the weekend.
>the novelty of work is wearing off
Feeling christmassy yet lads?
No.28956
>>28951
I've never done anything particularly dangerous either, my parents are health & safety mad and due to that I've always been really cautious and danger-aware.
There was the time when I was 13 and I was in my room and kneeling on my chair while facing backwards. I eventually leaned too far and it toppled over, and I came crashing down and smacked my eyebrow on the corner of my desk. It wasn't enough to need stitches or anything, and my eyebrow hair covers the scar.
There was another time around the same age that I was just fiddling around with a pencil, and I accidentally stabbed it into the palm of my hand.
There was also the time when I was 14 playing basketball in PE, and I got knocked over backwards onto my wrists and sprained one of them. I went to the hospital that evening and got a bandage put on it, nothing too serious but it did restrict my wrist movements for a while, and even now it feels stiffer than the other.
No.28957
wingwangwoo do you want to help me do a quest?
No.28958
>>28957
It's an ambush!
20 gorillas are waiting to kill you.
No.28959
>>28953
Jesus man, you haven't had much luck with that bike of yours. I don't think I'll be cycling any time soon after reading all that.
>implying I've ridden a bike at all in the last 10 years
No.28960
>>28959
I've been riding a bike as long as I can remember. My dad was always big into motorbikes, so he encouraged me onto two wheels ASAP.
I'm just accident-prone, really. Dyspraxia's a bitch like that.
It's only my habitual wearing of safety boots that's saved my toes from being destroyed in recent years. I've even declared the garage a safety gear area; last time I did ANYTHING in there without boots on, my mother dropped a table leg onto my foot.
Need to get out more, though. I am getting fat. Slowly, but surely. Doesn't help that the canteen at work has FINALLY been allowed to actually fry eggs. On a portable electric cooker, two at a time.
Started cutting down on stuff yesterday. Takeaway night was less food than usual, today's lunch was lighter.
No.28961
>tfw you make your own deck on hearthstone and it turns out to be quite good
No.28962
Just ate like 6 cheese strings.
No.28964
>>28962
m8 I used to do the exact same thing.
They are crack in cheese form i swear. Babybells are good too but nothing beats a cheesestring.
No.28965
>>28964
>>28962
>tfw I had a cheesestring at school
>tfw the dinner lady tells me off and says to stop "playing with my food"
No.28966
>>28965
gas the dinner ladies
they're like halfchan janitors
No.28967
>>28966
My whole class once campaigned to get one particular dinner lady fired, for reasons that I've long since forgotten. I think she was just slightly stricter than all the other ones.
The best part is we were actually successful, whether she was fired or just quit, she was gone after a couple of weeks.
This was in year 4, we were like 8 - 9 years old, what the fuck.
No.28970
No.28971
>>28970
there's a semi-chimp out going on right now with streams
jim's going to stream soon too apparently
No.28972
No.28973
>>28972
some degenerate that streams to a largely pol audience
usually the best stream
No.28974
>>28973
Is he the one that was linked during the Paris attacks?
Some American guy rambling over news articles?
No.28975
No.28976
>>28970
I've spent most of the day making a test character sheet, just to get to grips with the whole thing. The hardest part is figuring out what the fuck is supposed to be in each box, convoluted doesn't even begin to describe it.
Every guide I've come across is completely useless, and that includes the player handbook. I've read a ton of guides and watched numerous tutorials, and every single one of them assumes you know what the fuck they're talking about with all this DEXModifier1d8ProficiencyHitDiceSavingThrow+3InitiativeArmorClass+4+2PassiveWisdom-2Add10SkillCheck nonsense.
No.28977
>>28976
Just ask if you're having trouble with anything, even if it's just pointing out a specific box.
No.28978
>>28976
Yeah, this is so confusing but I really want to play.
>>28975
Yeah, that's him.
No.28979
>>28977
Well I've filled in most of it as I've been sitting here all day reading, googling and watching shit for hours, but one thing I still don't understand is pic related.
I don't get it, even when I read explanations it seems like they're pulling words and numbers out of their arse.
No.28980
>>28979
Okay, so this is where your attacks go, so in the name field you'd put axe, or dagger or whatever. The Attack bonus is the second box. This is anything extra you would add to or take away from your attack roll. (this is the roll to actually hit, not to d damage) This is made from a proficiency bonus, which would be simple or martial weapons, possibly something else further down the line, but we dont have to worry about those for now. So simply if you're proficient in simple, you get a bonus from your proficiency. You also add your modifier for a certain stat, usually strength, as that's what you use to actually do the attack. This could be something else for some weapons, daggers rely on dex as they have the finesse property.
For example, say you have a shit strength so ahve a -2 modifier, but you're proficient, and your proficiency gives you +2, this means you simply roll a d20 to decide whether your attack hits, if it was anything else you would add or take away numbers to the roll, making it easier or harder to hit the number you need.
The damage box contains the die that the weapon tells you to use, so 1d6 for a handaxe, and then the modifier from the stat you use it with (usually strength). You also write the type of damage here, determined by the weapon.
No.28981
>>28980
Also, I think this is explained terribly in the players guide for what its worth. (In fact, I think the players guide is absolutely terrible, and really badly laid out)
I had to read through a bunch of forum posts to get a straight answer.
No.28982
I'm feeling okay today lads. I haven't watched any anime in a while, thinking about going over welcome to the NHK again.
How is everyone?
No.28983
>>28982
>going over welcome to the NHK again
What?
I cant complain. It's so fucking cold though.
No.28984
Still get angry every time I think about Fallout 4. How can they make such a simple game so shit?
No.28985
No.28986
>>28983
it's an anime. Yeah, it's dead fucking chilly. I'm living on microwaveable food because the kitchen's so cold I don't want to spend more than a few minutes at a time in it.
No.28987
I didn't get the job. Got a letter in the post today saying so. Headed paper and everything, just for a couple of lines of 'you didn't get the job'.
Ah, well. It was interview practice, and I didn't really want to work 10 hour days anyway.
No.28988
>>28987
10 hours a day sounds like hell.
No.28989
>>28987
>10 hour days anyway
dodged a fucking bullet there. well done lad.
No.28990
>>28987
It's nice that you got a letter for it, most employers don't even let you know these days.
No.28991
No.28992
So it was cold as hell last night so I had to put my comfy as shit fake fur throw over my bed to keep warm. I had the best sleep I have in a long time too. I got 7 hours, and I've had nights where I slept more and didn't feel as good. I hope this cold keeps up.
No.28993
>>28980
Thanks for the explanation. I still don't get it though, various words and numbers still seem like they're being pulled out of thin air. Why is this shit so mindfuckingly complicated?
I don't have the brainpower for all this abstraction shit. Every time I see things like "modifier", "proficiency", "+2", "attack roll", etc, I just think "what did that mean again? where did those numbers come from? what am I even supposed to be doing?" and my train of thought crashes headfirst into the rusted iron gates of my long abandoned brain.
No.28995
No.28998
>>28995
that's the new thread btw, if anyone is sitting here refreshing