No.4020
It's optimism hour in /britfeel/
Today is going to be a wonderful day. You're going to do great!
No.4022
>>4020>Today is going to be a wonderful day. You're going to do great!/vom/
No.4023
>>4022Yeah. Well I could have been a miserable cunt. But try not to be if at all possible.
No.4024
managed to get up at 7:30am, what the fuck. Heading out to the jobcentre in five. Got time to kill before it opens so I'm going to hit up the bakers.
No.4025
>>4024So you're back on a normal sleep pattern again? That's really good! You're getting back on track already.
If you're heading to the bakers, pick us up an iced finger. Ta.
No.4026
>>4024G R E G G S
R
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G
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Get us a donut pal
No.4027
>>4025>>4026sorry I took so long lads I got your food though
No.4028
How am I supposed to get a job m8s.
I don't have a car because I don't have a job so I'm limited in my range. I don't have qualifications and I'm a bad communicator. All I can find are cashier jobs and I couldn't think of anything worse than interacting with people constantly for hours at a time.
No.4029
>>4023I think there's a middle ground between being pointlessly cuntish and r/suicide levels of coddling.
No.4030
>>4029every1 shuld jus b themselves brah
remove the mental filter and enjoy the funposting
No.4031
just messaged me today and was bragging about some 14 year old girl who's boyfriend he was about to cuck
this will be his 3rd cucking and he's only 18
how can anyone trust women knowing this kind of shit?
No.4032
>>4031don't know why I typed just, meant to type Chad
No.4033
No.4035
No.4036
>>4027Cheers man. It'll go nicely with some jam!
That took forever.
No.4037
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4035>hating normies so much you flee their plane of existencebased
also guys I want to learn to DJ but I don't listen to enough music to actually do it
No.4038
>>4036yeah the jobcentre was dicking me around and made me walk to a fucking factory and apply for a job before they would sign me on, no joke
still fucking amazed I got up so early. Going to finally get a doctor's appointment booked and then do some washing. My faggot cat has been sleeping on my bed again and it's got his hair all over it, itchy as fuck
No.4039
>>4038That's actually ridiculous. What complete bollocks. I guess at least it's sorted now.
post pics of cat.
No.4040
So I picked up a leaflet with for a job as a person assistant with no experience necessary which. It says to contact them by email but I'm just so autistic/dyslexic I don't know what to write to them.
Can you help me /britfeel/?
No.4042
>>4040Subject: Title of job
Body: Cover Letter (look up a template)
Other: Attach your CV as a word file
No.4043
>>4039accidentally posted it in the old thread so check there m8
No.4044
Job starts tomorrow. While I'm glad I'll have a bit over minimum wage coming in, I'm more bothered that 9-5 Monday to Friday I'm going to have to work. How can anyone do this?
No.4045
>>4043Proper cutie man, 10/10 would have on my lap whilst reading.
>>4040>>4042This just keep it simple and formal.
No.4046
aww yis my fucking weebsticks just arrived in the post get hype
No.4047
>>4044Mon-Fri 9-5 is a sweet deal man. You have a Weekend, and get home at a decent time. When I worked for Co-op I worked two shifts. The first year was Mon Tues Wed Fri Sun 12pm-22pm
Second year was Mon Wed Thu Fri Sat 6am-4pm
No.4048
what's everyone having for lunch then?
No.4049
I'm so sad lads.
How do I ward off wanting to kill myself.
No.4050
>>4048Houmous, pitta, red pepper and sweet chilli dip.
>>4049Keep your mind active. Distraction techniques man, dive head first into something for hours and focus solely on that. That's what I do. I'm left alone in my room with my thoughts all the time.
No.4051
>>4044I thought this before starting work, but honestly I very quickly got used to the routine. Though you sometimes have days where you don't feel like working and would rather stay in bed, overall I feel much happier and fulfilled working than I did as a neet.
No.4052
>>4050houmous is GOAT, not a fan of bell peppers though. I'm not a fussy eater but they've got to be one of the few natural foods I genuinely dislike
I'm just having some sticky seasoned rice
No.4053
I wish we had siestas like in Spain
the natural sleeping cycle involves a short nap around lunchtime.
No.4054
>>4037I've been doing it since I was 13. You don't need to listen to or have lots of music to be a DJ, you just need the equipment and a bit of practice. If you get into it then you'll be wanting more material to play anyway, and your collection will expand just from your own interest.
No.4055
>>4053>tfw no epicurean robot house in the Mediterranean No.4056
Just applied for an OU course. Oh man. I've given myself a nervous belly.
No.4057
>>4053That's why I want to move to barcelona, they stay up late, eat late, you can walk around at night without being scared of getting mugged unlike anywhere in the UK.
No.4058
Dark souls 2 comes out next week on the xbone, can't wait
No.4059
>>4055meditarranean diets are also one of the healthiest in the world.
>>4057does sound comfy, I went for it and napped for 20 minutes, feel way more awake and alert now.
No.4060
>>4059Spains uemployment is 30% too, so you wouldn't feel out of place for being NEET kek. Not sure what the welfare system is like though.
No.4061
>>4053>>4059I absolutely hate naps. I always wake up feeling 10 times worse. I have to have a proper long sleep or nothing.
No.4062
>>4061You're probably sleeping too long, if you sleep for 30 minutes you'll wake up feeling groggy as fuck, got to make it 10-20 brah
No.4063
today I will remind them
No.4064
No.4066
>>4065>implying Scotland is differentIf it wasn't so cold there would be more up there too.
No.4067
>>4065I honestly don't give a fuck about immigrants, they are welcome here. I just hate normies.
No.4068
>>4067Get out you embarrassment.
No.4069
No.4070
>>4067>I honestly don't give a fuck about immigrants, they are welcome here. I just hate normies.>they are welcome hereLiterally fuck off
No.4071
>>4065Not gonna defend England but you're deluded if you don't think Scotland is going in the same direction. The SNP are pro immigration, and in Scotland them and fucking Labour are th only choices.
No.4072
>>4070I don't even think you guys are robots, how can you prefer normies to immigrants?
No.4073
>>4072How can you prefer immigrants to ANYTHING?
If you think it's bad being surrounded by "normies" then I don't think you'll enjoy it when they're all displaced by pakis and you become a minority in your own country.
No.4074
>>4072Reminder that being a pro-immigrant cuck is literally the most normie opinion you can have.
No.4075
>>4074This is a myth. Most normies are secretly against immigration.
No.4076
>>4074I don't know about that, most of my family and their friends are anti-immigration.
No.4077
>>4073I'm NEET, I rarely leave the house.. why would I need to care about that?
No.4078
>>4075>the three largest parties are pro-immigration >any criticising of immigration is shouted down as racism >but this is a myth cause I say soOK mate
No.4079
>>4077If that's the case, why would you give a fuck about normies either?
No.4080
>>4079because normies are mean
No.4081
>>4080>normies are mean >the immigrants who steal, rape and murder people and want to destroy our culture aren't 'mean' No.4082
>>4081They aren't mean to me so it's ok
No.4083
>>4082>implying they won't be mean once they have majority powerReally though if you enjoy sucking muzzie cock so much please go back to the halfchan britfeel.
No.4085
>>4078As far as I know, the people of eastern Europe during the communism years were generally against the views of the state when speaking in privacy, but it was a different story when speaking in public. Same thing applies here but to a lesser extent; just because most of the political groups are pro-something doesn't mean the majority of the nation agrees. People just feel compelled to agree with whoever is in charge because they feel saying "the wrong thing" could ruin their careers. And they would be correct.
No.4086
>>4083>look through your post history>3D women>voting labour>tbh lads tbh cancer
No.4087
lads I feel bad now should I unban him?
No.4088
>>4086>i-i think you quoted the wrong person m8 No.4089
>>4086Maybe. Probably.
Also what is wrong with 3D women?
No.4090
>>4087I don't feel sorry for him. He was either trolling or a reddit tier faggot. How long did you ban him for?
No.4091
Shit man. I've been sleeping all afternoon. That's going to fuck me up for tonight. What's going on in here? Everyone getting rustled by the liberal?
No.4092
>>4091Pretty much. Fuck that guy
No.4093
>>4089Posting 3D is /int/ basically
>>4090365 days
No.4094
might do some of that math stuff online lads, get a bit of productivity going on
No.4095
>>4092No worries. He just seems like a normie who got lost on his way here, a non issue really.
>>4094Do it man, I can add you to the table under ANON R
No.4096
No.4097
>>4096Ahhhhhh, sorry mate I thought you were someone starting fresh. Apologies. Yeah get back on it, I listened to a TED talk about a week ago that said the process of learning is what increases grey matter. Not so much the content but the getting to understand it and master it. So it doesn't matter what level it is, as long as it's something you've learnt that day.
No.4098
>>4093A year seems a bit much. Maybe reduce it to a week and see if he calms it after. We don't need another person slagging us off on halfchan
No.4099
>>4098I agree, he wasn't particularly rude or anything, unless I missed something, Just a bit of a tool.
No.4100
>>4098>>4099the mob has spoken
reduced to a week it is
No.4101
Editing the videos for my project, feeling like a super cool video editor or something despite only using the split tool and deleting parts.
No.4102
80 days since contacting oneitis today, lads.
And counting
No.4103
>>4042Why are you counting?
No.4104
>>4102move on oneitis man
No.4105
>>4102Seriously man. Move on or stop posting about it.
No.4106
>>4102Fancy going into it mate? You always post your counting but I've never seen it explained, which is I think why it bothers people so much.
No.4107
>>4106Every fucking time. He's fucked off again. If he just explained, or anything. It wouldn't be as bad. But it's this maudlin, woe is me, give me attention post that makes my teeth grind.
No.4108
>>4106>expecting a response from oneitus manThe guy is a self centred jackass who has never responded to anyone
No.4109
>>4108This is the first time i've seen him post over here, hopefully he'll finally notice people respond to him when he comes to post his stuff tomorrow. On halfchan the thread would be gone and he'd never know.
I can dream.
No.4110
>>4108I don't understand his angle
is that all he ever posts?
No.4111
I'm getting my budgeting loan on Friday! I'll be heading in to town to get my second-hand laptop first thing!
No.4112
>>4111that's awesome mate, be sure to download some top notch anime on to that badboy!
No.4113
>>4111Congratulations dude, hope you can get a decent one.
No.4114
>>4113I've seen one similar to my old laptop that'll do the job, and leave me a decent amount of change in town, got a few ships to check though
No.4115
>>4114Dead chuffed for you man. It'll make things better no doubt.
No.4116
>woke up at 7:30
>staved off the sanction shills
>applied for a job
>washed some clothes
>tidied my desk
>going to go to the gym later
today's turning out not bad actually. There seems to be a massive link for me between my sleep schedule and how depressed I feel. I always feel horrible if I sleep in past 10am or whatever.
No.4117
>>4116That's excellent, I hope you can stay on this pattern, it'll be so much better for you.
No.4118
>>4116I know that feel bro, I'm the same. For the week that I was actually on target with sleep stuff I felt super good and was even quite productive.
No.4119
>tfw no tuesday stream
No.4120
>>4119Aye, no one organised an anime/film to watch. Or a stream itself. It's fairly disappointing, but we are NEET what do you expect.
No.4121
>>4119>>4120I'll look into this more once I can be bothered lads
No.4122
>>4121Sick man. Sounds like a plan, don't stress yourself over it though. Just when you've got time yeah
No.4123
Might move to America guys. I just want off this ride.
No.4124
>>4123Horrible idea lad, America has no JSA. If you can't find a job you're fugged
No.4125
>>4124I know. But I'm already saving up a fair bit of dosh, if I can save up enough then I might make a go of it. It's gotta be better than this place.
No.4126
>>4125they won't let you immigrate without a job lined up anyways m8, unless you're a beaner America has pretty tough immigration laws
No.4127
>>4126shit you're right
Just another thing the US does better than us…
No.4128
>>4127Australia do it even better. Their immigration is basically 'Are you useful to our country? No? Fuck off then.'
No.4129
>>4128>tfw UKIP specifically want the Australian immigration systemplease god let them save us
No.4130
bought a ticket for the Euromillions boys.
If I win, I'll share some with you.
No.4131
>tfw not living in Norway, in a comfy wood house with mountain views and fast internet
No.4132
>>4130I'll get one for tomorrow night as it's too late for tonight's draw, and same applies. Good luck.
No.4133
>tfw haven't fapped in 8 days
No.4134
Houmous and avocado wrap for tea. I'm actually going to turn into a fucking chickpea but that shit is proper tasty.
No.4135
>>4133I know that feel, it got a lot easier after the second week for me though. I rarely think about it now.
>tfw haven't fapped in 4 weeks and 4 days No.4136
>post on Facebook for the first in over 3 months on how my condition is going.
>don't post status's, as I don't use it, only really go on to check up on family members. Keep up to date with them etc.
>cousin who hasn't spoken to me in 2 years pops up swearing at me asking why I didn't tell her I was ill.
>family members shout at me asking why I haven't been posting regular updates.
>assumed everyone else also hated it when people complained about their lives publicly.
Is it just me that thinks things should just be kept to a one to one basis? I don't understand the need for every aspect of our lives to be posted for other people to judge or take pity on or some shit. It seems ridiculous. If somebody's genuinely interested in how you're doing surely they'd ask? Or has it become this culture where if you're not on somebody's Facebook feed you're essentially not going ever enter their mind.
I understand the irony of posting this online.
No.4137
>>4136>family members giving you shit for deciding to be more open about being illayy lmao
No.4138
>>4136>family members that care about younormie?
No.4139
>>4137I mean yeah I know it's nice and everything, but just I didn't realise this was the social norm now. If that makes sense?
No.4140
No.4141
>>4134I had pancakes for dinner, fucking pancakes. I'm really trying hard to stick to my diet but my parents are trying to sabotage me I swear.
>there's nothing in the fridge >"yes there is, there's salmon, chicken and ham">the salmon is out of date and sweating, the chicken packet has been open for fuck knows how long and stinks.>"stop being fussy just find something to eat ;)">only savoury option is 2 fucking slices of ham>make pancakes insteadI'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet. All I ask for is in date meat to have with my rice, and eggs for breakfast and lunch omelette. It shouldn't be this hard.
No.4142
tfw cold and tired but watching nice junk tv
No.4143
>>4141how long out of date was the salmon?
No.4144
>>41432/3days, so much condensation /sweat on the box, grim as fuck
No.4145
No.4147
>>4144>>4146honestly brahs I would have ate the salmon
also the gym was decent today, added 10kg to my deadlift and 5kg to my squat which was nice
I said bye to three of the chads as I left and they said bye back so +1 social skills
No.4148
>you will never go school shopping in Diagon Alley before your first year at Hogwarts
No.4149
>bubble bath running
>fresh sheets in the dryer
>just had some cheese and crackers
>will actually be able to get to sleep because I got up early today
It's going to be a comfy night
No.4150
>>4149>cheese >sleepenjoy your nightmares anon
No.4151
>>4148I've walked down it at the studio tour thing at Leavesdon, they had the full set of the great hall too. Really enjoyed it there.
No.4152
>>4145>Bent coppersm8 I was as well, I love watching Road Wars as I fall asleep, thank God for Freeview tv
No.4153
Sometimes I hate my mother.
No.4154
>>4147>I said bye to three of the chads as I left and they said bye backREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.4155
Job starts tomorrow. Some tech support call centre thing that they haven't explained well. Still no idea what to expect. For £7/hour it can't be very demanding, r-right.
I hope I don't have to work with any ethnics, at least not on the first day.
No.4156
>>4155get ready for old grannies and team talks and dress up days (^:
No.4157
>>4155Good luck mate, please come in and let us know how it went if you have the time okay?
No.4159
>>4158>not thinking of all the worst possible outcomes to every situation in order to justify avoidanceIt's like you're not even trying to have anxiety.
No.4160
Fucking hell, just cut my knuckle accidentally on my razor whilst in the shower. Now everytime I bend it, it pisses blood everywhere.
No.4161
>>4158I've worked a similar job and that was my experience of it
No.4162
>>4160Sounds like knuckle aids to me
Rip u
No.4163
No.4164
>>4155you'll do fine mate
>ethnicsI'm so sorry
No.4165
>>4162I've lived a life of mediocrity and unfulfillment anyway. I guess it's just my time.
No.4166
Listening to a Chinese Contemporary classical playlist. It's so lovely. Proper emotive stuff man.
No.4167
Decided to do some of this khan academy maths since everyone else was on the train. Everythings a bit easy right now, but I feel my maths skills are better than most of the other guys doing this anyway.
No.4168
>>4166show us yer choons lad
>>4167Got a link for this? I'm interested
No.4169
>>4168https://www.khanacademy.org/A few anons have been doing maths from the start, but there's a bunch of different subjects.
No.4170
>>4167It starts off very easy and gets harder mate. It starts off like very basic stuff then progresses into shit like calculus. I'll add you to the table.
>>4168http://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/4lNNkq9BcISK8Shq0VqHIWHere you go man,
I can add you to the the table too if you like? Basically we're keeping track off each other's score and motivating each and shit.
No.4171
>>4170I'm gonna start it tomorrow so you can do then, going to bed now, gnight.
t. proxy guy
No.4172
>>4171Ace, have a good sleep.
No.4174
>>4173Ace. You're under as ANON R the anon above will be ANON T.
No.4175
Rise and shine
No.4176
>>4175Morning. Feeling pretty tired, but then I shouldn't have gone to bed at half 2.
No.4177
morning lads
No.4178
4chan's spam filter is fucking shit. trying to post a totally ontopic piece of conversation and can't
any idea what in my comment could be triggering it guys?
>>288229661
it's a tech industry crash, not just a videogame crash. The implications are fucking huge
>investment firms going under
>all that fucking unemployment
>government attempts to bail out some companies
>banker crisis 2.0
>[austerity intensifies]
fuck you admins how the fuck is my post spam what the shit
No.4179
>>4178Halfchan spam filter is terrible, seems to change its mind every other day.
Fuck that filter
No.4180
>>4179it's so fucking frustrating. Sometimes you can just be legitimately having a conversation and have to delete your entire fucking post and start over.
Also lads after early math I reckon I'm going to do macroeconomics on khanacademy.
No.4181
>>4180Sounds good.
I'm thinking of starting an Access to HE course this September. Get back to uni and get an education to be proud of.
We're all going to make it
No.4182
>>4181We are man. I applied for an OU degree yesterday. It's slowly happening.
No.4183
>>4181Well I just submitted my project/dissertation, so I might actually have a degree in a few months. Ive probably fucked up though.
Anyway, Khan feels like I'm not even making a dent.
No.4184
>>4181>>4182>We're all going to make it>It's slowly happening.
>tfw being left behindC-congratulations guys.
No.4185
lads does anyone have that picture listing all the insane policy the green party has?
No.4186
>>4183Aye, it's a monster of a challenge. But who /conpletionist/ here?
>>4184No anon left behind.
No.4187
No.4188
>>4186>No anon left behind.I just don't have any ambition or goals, or any understanding of how progress after school is supposed to work. So I've neither done nor planned to do anything. Perhaps not "left" behind, but definitely stayed behind.
No.4189
>>4188Well, you don't have to have goals like that. Goals can be as much as to just improve your life for the better in terms of happiness etc.
No.4190
>>4188>progress after schoolJoin the military, go to college or get an apprenticeship, basically.
No.4191
who is it that bought into Star Citizen again? I know somebody on here did.
No.4192
>>4191That was me man, 300i and aurora. So far.
No.4193
>>4192I'm hype as fuck but I don't want to buy in until the full game at least comes out in Alpha. When will it be released?
No.4194
Going to Army Recruitment tomorrow lads.
I need to overcome my social anxiety and start running.
No.4195
>>4189I guess, but that alone isn't getting me anywhere.
>>4190I did do college for 3 years, but it went nowhere because I didn't know what to do after it ended. Most other people on the course went on to uni, but it seemed too complicated, terrifying and expensive for me so I didn't. I'm never joining the military, and I don't have any idea what I would do for an apprenticeship.
Feels like I'm lost at a crossroad in an inescapable maze where every option seems unappealing, and I don't want to start walking down any of the paths in case it's a dead-end and I can't get back.
No.4196
>>4193It won't be for a while yet. Single player should be another 12-18 months and persistent universe shortly after. My partner is one of the devs so we're going to get discounted ships I've been told recently. I nearly had aneurysm. Because of the retaliatior release I was about to drop a fucking bomb on another ship!
No.4197
>>4194yeah, you really do. Army is social mate, you can get by being introverted but if you just can't talk to people or leave the house then it's not going to pan out
>>4196>my partner is one of the devsayy u what
gibs free game pls
No.4198
>buying ships for real money before the game is released
eve master race
No.4199
>>4197I don't have a problem with the social aspect of the army. It's more the general public that I don't like being around. I went to a boys school so I'm okay in groups of guys.
No homo.
No.4200
>>4196>My partner is one of the devsFucking normies and their normie partners.
No.4201
>>4199go for it then, but you've got to push yourself! I'll go out for a run today if you will anon.
No.4202
>>4201>>4199That's the spirit lads.
Good luck tomorrow at the recruitment centre.
No.4203
Why haven't you had a cold shower today, you sweaty niggers?
No.4204
>tfw qt messaged me on tinder
I can't do the whole "cocky lad" act so I don't know if there's even any point
No.4205
No.4206
Fok I like Waddy even though Die Antwoord is pretty trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHkZhe9qR2Q No.4207
>>4204Why are you even on tinder? It sounds fucking horrendous.
No.4208
>>4207It's not like I have much other opportunity to interact with women.
No.4209
>>4203I don't have a shower in my house. Worst feel. I miss having a Scottish shower so much.
>>4207so he can lose his virginity obviously
No.4210
>>4208But I bet the standard of woman on there is fairly poor. E - harmony would be better. Or OkC. E - harmony if you want a traditional girl with traditional values, as it's actually christian, and they don't even allow gay pairings. Or OkC if you want someone who's standard, had one or two boyfriend's but doesn't do well in social situations.
No.4211
Lads I just heard that Jeremy Clarkson has actually been fired and that May is confirmed for walking out on the BBC
Press F to pay respects
>>4210I'm pretty sure none of us are capable of forming a relationship and just want the confidence boost of knowing a woman let us stick our willy in their vagina
OkC is fucking terrible, by the way. Full of feminist types.
No.4212
>>4211>I'm pretty sure none of us are capable of forming a relationship and just want the confidence boost of knowing a woman let us stick our willy in their vagina Speak for yourself, I'm heading straight for wizardry.
No.4213
>>4211I think you have to just filter out the mentals. And I don't know man. You all seem like pretty decent guys, you all are quite funny, and tend to be able to make light of yourselves, not take yourselves too seriously. That goes a long way.
No.4214
>tfw you finally get something that pecked your head on Khan academy for 35 minutes
No.4215
>>4213>you are all self hating beta malesWow what a bunch of catches we are , btw I'm a cunt
No.4216
>>4213There's a world of difference between acting that way in a RL situation and acting that way on a Latvian arts and crafts imageboard
No.4217
>>4215Don't say that. You're more than that and you know it. You all say you're 'beta male' this and 'NEET4lyf' that but seriously. You all have a tonne of untapped potential. I truly believe that. You have to have faith. I know I'm old fashioned. And it's not cool or edgy and shit but I believe a bit of effort, perseverance, and a dash of luck. Are what you need to make yourself a better more sustainable human.
Am I banned?
No.4219
>>4218Aye. Well I'm an optimistic bastard. But it stops the voices telling me to kill myself again and shit. I'd rather force positivity all the time than have my head reinforce the nastiness
No.4220
>>4217>jus b urself ;) Literally useless advice.
No.4221
>>4220Twist my words my words that's fine. If you want to be a fucking miserable cunt all your life, it's entirely up to you. You make of it what you will.
No.4222
No.4223
>>4222Fucking aye. The cat picture killed me. That's an insta-buy.
No.4224
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>you will never be this man
No.4225
>>4221You tell me what I was honestly meant to take from that paragraph if it wasn't just an elongated way of saying 'be yourself'
No.4226
>>4225I believe it was intended to say "don't put yourself down so much", which is a good sentiment because our minds will often make up bullshit about us that isn't true, and then convince us that it is.
No.4227
>>4225>>4226Aye, essentially what I was trying to get at.
Cheers man. I'm not the best at putting things into words.
No.4228
reminder that we are next
No.4230
Been playing fantasy life for 6 hours, done a shitload of sewing. Comfy as fuck.
No.4231
>>4229UKIP isn't going to save us.
Europe is going to drown in the tide of multiculturalism.
The Jews have won.
“If the day should ever come when we must go, if some day we are compelled to leave the scene of history, we will slam the door so hard that the universe will shake and mankind will stand back in stupefaction..”
No.4232
>>4229>Sweden went from being virtually crime free to "rape capital of europe" in a decade>labourites, Conservacucks and Greencucks will defend this No.4233
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>>4232>W-Why didn't you mention the Lib Dems? No.4235
It's habbening
No.4236
>>4234Congrats, you now understand how the game of politics is played. While kike influence on the West has clearly accelerated (or even downright caused) its destruction, there are a lot of pleb Jews who want the muzzies gone because they feel threatened by them - and understandably so. UKIP aren't the solution to all of our problems but at least they're a step in the right direction.
No.4237
>>4235Safe. Welcome to the league of long term unemployment.
No.4238
>>4234>implying UKIP aren't using the Jews to combat the muzzie threatthey're already making a lot of enemies by pissing off the shitskins, best to keep them happy for now
No.4239
>>4234>completely ignoring that they also have a friends of Palestine groupGo away Griffin
>>4233Who?
No.4240
>>4239>Go away Griffin>implying Griffin isn't a moderate compared to me No.4242
>>4156>>4157>>4164I was alright m8s. First day of wage slavery over. We had some standard icebreaker questions Everyone in the group is a white guy too. One guy keeps going on about Apple and another guy is a standard weeb. Training until Friday but I'm not looking forward to actually starting the job.
Also getting paid weekly which is sort of a bonus really. I'll let you know how it all goes and I'll keep you up to date of any sperging out that I do. Dolequest may well turn into Jobquest at some point.
>implying dolequest will ever get made anywayHope you're all keeping it frosty lads
No.4243
>>4241>using MY imageYou didn't even ask if you could have it, did you?
No.4244
>>4242>all white>one weebsounds not bad actually. Jealous of you mate. Where I live the Jobcentre tries to push you into backbreaking fish factory labour with slavs rather than a cushy callcentre.
>>4243what are you gonna do about it goy?
No.4245
>>4242find it a bit weird that you started on a Wednesday but I'm glad you had an alright time m8, getting paid weekly is great
No.4246
>>4245>>4244It's only 4 weeks long minimum but I haven't even started yet, it might be shit. They pushed the start date back from Monday but I guess they want to get the training all done by friday so we can start properly on monday.
Some solid qts to look at from a distance too.
No.4247
>>4242thanks for stopping in m8ey
Remember to keep it friendly but superficial with your colleagues
No.4248
>>4246ahh that makes more sense, what sort of thing are they training you for?
also >tfw new job soon with new workmates that I know none of for the first time in my life
fug guys I might die
No.4249
>>4247np; wageslave in the streets, neet in the sheets
>>4248I didn't know any of these guys but luckily I'm not the most awkward one there. I'm doing tech support for an app so today I had to play around with an app and answer questions on it a bit. Some other guy in the group is in his 40s and he was the sort of person who double clicks on hyperlinks
No.4250
>>4249sounds like a comfy job to me, nice one
No.4251
>>4249I envy you so much right now. Think of all the money you're going to have.
No.4252
>>4251It only pays £7 an hour and I have to pay my parents rent. My last job paid £10 an hour, but it was ages ago and i was truly lucky to land that. I want to save up so I can either buy a car or a PC.
No.4253
>>4252what did you do that paid £10, something similar? Getting a new PC is 90% of the reason I got a new job, I have no overall life goals
No.4254
>>4252How much do you pay for 'rent'
No.4255
>>4252>£7 an hourthat's a lot nigger
No.4257
>>4253Test analyst for enormous company that you know. It involved sitting around and streaming videos.
>>4254£200 a month and I sometimes chip in for shopping or treat mum, dad and sister to a takeaway
>>4256Since my PC died all I've wanted to do is get a new one. Laptop is truly hell. i don't think I'd spend £1k though, I don't even know whats up to date now, my last GPU was a 4850.
No.4258
>>4257>£200you'll have in excess of £800 a month then, that's quality.
No.4259
No.4260
>tfw KFC documentary on bbc1
No.4262
>open up rice cooker
>dump rice and water in
>attach steamer tray
>get plastic bag
>add mince, prawns, sweetcorn and chilli sauce to bag
>shake it
>put on tray
>add brocolli to tray
>flip switch
easiest meal of my life
why don't you own a rice cooker/steamer yet?
No.4264
>>4261Kek
>>4262But I have a zojirushi m8.
Ur move
No.4265
>>4264>zojirushirichfags OUT
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.4266
>>4262Only things I can "cook" are microwave meals and frozen food.
No.4267
>>4266>flipping a switch>hard No.4269
>>4265What is "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?
Did I miss the birth of a new meme?
No.4270
>>4269Are you really a dutchfriend?
No.4272
No.4273
>>4267That was one of ten steps you posted. But really I just don't know shit about food or cooking, I just look in the freezer for anything with a box that has cooking times on it and follow them.
>>4271Nobody uses it besides /r9k/, I had to look it up when I first came here.
No.4275
>>4273woah, are you one of the people who found us directly from 8chan rather than migrating from /r9k/?
No.4276
>>4275Yes, as far as I'm aware I'm the only one.
No.4277
>>4276I like to pretend that there's more people than there actually is, but yeah you probably are
No.4278
Just checked my euromillions ticket, I won lads!
£6.50
No.4279
>>4275I used to post in /r9k/ in 2011/2012, found /britfeel/ through the catalog
it's a lot nicer than r9k when I checked yesterday No.4280
>>4278N1 m8, I won £25 on the lottery a few weeks ago
No.4281
>>4273>one of ten thingsthe other was literally pouring meat and sauce into a bag and dumping some rice in the bottom
you don't even need to know cooking times because it automatically stops once the food is ready
>>4274why you on a VPN m8?
>>4278nice mate!
>>4279it's full of feminists now, as is 4chan in general.
No.4282
Fucking gypsies
No.4283
>>4281Btw if you haven't, cook some rice in chicken stock instead of plain water. So based.
No.4284
>>4283I'll try that out sometime, cheers.
No.4285
>>4281I'm torrenting some stuff, my brother lives a few minutes away from me and he got a warning from Virgin not long ago, so I figure it's best to be safe.
Also because I post on extremist websites like this one No.4286
>>4281Yeah it's probably not difficult at all, I've just never done anything like that before. I didn't know how to make a sandwich or toast until I was about 16.
No.4287
>>4285Virgin fucking warns you for torrenting? Bloody hell. I would phone up the ISP and tell them I was leaving if they tried to pull that shit on me.
No.4288
>>4287It's not uncommon for any ISP to do that.
No.4289
Iirc virgin have taken it to a new level and blocked sites that link to proxies of pirate bay lmao
No.4290
>>4287Yeah, but I don't understand why they're so inconsistent. I've been torrenting for years and not had a single warning; my brother hardly torrents at all and he got one pretty much straight away. I know I'd probably be fine without a VPN, but if we got a warning my mum would probably think I'd broken the internet or something, so best to be safe.
No.4291
>>4288I'm on Sky and this has never been an issue for me.
>>4290Does it cost money or are you on a free one?
No.4292
>>4291I'm using mullvad, it cost me £2-3 iirc. According to /g/ the free ones aren't very safe, and I imagine they're laggy due to more people using them.
No.4293
Btw lads, have any of you tried out Nostalrius? It's populated as FUCK. I'm having fun.
No.4294
>>4290they send "warnings" but that's really all they can do as it's not technically illegal.
No.4295
>>4293Some people on 8chan have been playing it (>>>/v/2858873
>>>/nostalrius/), but I haven't personally. Never played an MMO before, and someone said it was mostly a social thing, so I nope'd the fuck out of there.
No.4296
>>4295Guess it didn't like the bracket. >>>/v/2858873
No.4297
>>4293what is that, a wow clone?
No.4298
>>4295Cool, I didn't know about that board. I hear you on the social thing, you can play solo if you want and have plenty of fun pvping but it does help to join a guild if you want to raid at 60.
>>4297New WoW private server, it's like 3 weeks old now - 5k~ concurrent players, almost 7k at peak, and it's completely stable. A few bugs, but that's to be expected I suppose. Nothing gamebreaking though.
No.4299
>>4297I thought it was wow.
I hate MMOs.
No.4300
>>4298>you can play solo if you want and have plenty of fun pvping but it does help to join a guild if you want to raid at 60.Like I said, I've never played an MMO, so that sentence is gibberish to me.
No.4301
>>4298I've never played WoW before, do you still have to pay a subscription fee for a private server?
No.4302
>>4301Nah, Blizzard sue for shit like that. For it to be legal it has to be free.
No.4303
>>4302Yeah but I mean do you have to pay the regular subscription to blizzard if you're on a private server or just buy the game?
No.4304
No.4305
>>4303Nope, no money involved whatsoever.
>>4304Holy fucking shit, what are they doing?
No.4306
>>4304This is worse than the letter they sent me asking me to vote for them, written entirely in comic sans.
No.4307
>>4304I actually fucking feel sorry for Nick Clegg now. I've never considered myself an empathetic person but he's plumbed the depths of patheticness so deep that I honestly hope he gets a break soon.
>>4305That's quality. Might actually look into it then. Are you with the 8chins guild or do you play alone? Going to bed soon so I probably won't be on tonight.
No.4310
>>4304It was obviously trying to be like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeUbut this one is actually pretty great.
No.4311
>>4307I'm in the 8chan guild on Alliance. It's full of autists, so I wouldn't worry about the social aspect too much if that's an issue for you. Even 10 years on, vanilla WoW keeps my attention for longer than any other game, so I'm really glad this server came out.
No.4312
>>4310But that one is directly pro-Labour.
No.4313
>>4310fuck me that's amazing, haven't watched a cazetteboy video in years
>>4312mocking the Cons isn't necessarily pro labour
>>4311awesome mate, might give it a download tomorrow then.
No.4314
>>4313It's pro Labour because the line 'worse than the alternative'.
Pro tip: it's not talking about UKIP.
No.4315
>>4314fun rhetorical for everyone ITT: if all other parties vanished overnight and voting was made mandatory, who would you pick, Labour or Cons?
No.4316
No.4317
>>4316See, before for me it would have been a nobrainer, but their new ideas about welfare is fucking horrendous. Imagine having to work 40 hours a week just to claim JSA?
No.4318
>>4315Conservatives, without a shadow of a doubt. They're fuck-people-over shit, Labour are destroy-the-country shit.
No.4319
>>4315I'd have to ip dip doo. To be honest that's what I'd do if all the other choices were there as well.
No.4320
No.4321
>>4317I want everything privatized.
I want the BBC destroyed and all records burned.
No.4323
>>4321I would fucking love for the Beebs to be privatised, sick of those Kike fucks leeching off the public's money
No.4324
>watch brit cops: zero tolerance
>foreign pikey looking family living in an apartment in a period west London townhouse
Literally how the fuck do they live in such good areas
No.4325
>Economy is just a fancy word for rich businessmen. Everyone i know works hard and cant afford shit. Vote labour
average Labour voter lads
No.4326
>>4324good old daddy government paying their bills
No.4327
>>4326Even on benefits they couldn't afford it.
Probably plebs that got lucky with a mortgage while property was cheaper.
>tfw your parents could have brought flats for £20k that are now worth £400k+Why live in these times
No.4328
>>4327Property prices are clearly broken in this country. If it was a videogame this shit would have been patched.
No.4329
>>4328But it won't :'( this is it. London is moving away from the rest of the UK and will remain an in demand city.
>40k debt for uni compared to 0k>400k for apartment that used to cost 40k>less longterm career options, more competition between wageslaves>higher living costs
>just get on your bike and get a job like we did ;-) No.4330
Time for me to go to bed I think, I've had far too many late nights recently. Goodnight guys.
No.4331
>>4330Same here
Night boys
No.4332
what are some .onion drug markets? I won't even buy anything probably, just want to window shop.
No.4333
>>4332No idea man. Although I wish I did.
No.4334
Decided I'm going to go for it and apply for a factory job lads. Even if I can only keep working there for a month it's better than nothing. I really need to get used to a work week if I'm going to get into the marines anyways.
No.4335
>>4334Do it! It's a bit of spare cash either way yeah?
No.4336
>>4335Yeah. Anyways, night lads. Gonna catch some Zs
No.4337
>>4334Factory work aint that bad, if you're working nights then there probably wont be any managers and you'll be able to fuck about with your phone if you're doing something with down time.
I worked in a factory one summer and between putting the metal sheets into the machine and taking them off the machine I'd use my phone to shitpost on /b/. Was pretty sweet. I have a friend that works there now that gets loads of reading done.
No.4338
>>4337Nah mate, I've worked there before. Managers at night, 90% slavs, strictly no phones allowed. It's proper shit.
No.4339
>>4337>>4338Honestly it depends on the factory /warehouse.
When I wageslaved as a teen I had one which was super chill, phones allowed can listen to music etc. But another was no fun allowed watched like a hawk all the time.
No.4340
D O R S A L F I N
No.4341
Bought some new shoes. Today has been a success. I can say that with conviction.
No.4342
>>4341Nice one, what sort of shoes did you get?
No.4343
>>4342Little black heels with cats on. I always get nervous when buying new things like clothes or anything incase they arrive and there's a problem and I have to send something back. It gets me all panicked thinking about it. But today but the bullet and actually just went for it.
No.4344
>>4343Sounds like a success to me, I've never bought clothes or shoes online for the same reason. I've always been pretty terrible with clothes really, I just wear whatever my mum gets me for christmas or things that I've had for years when she used to buy me them. She took me around shops a couple of times when I was a teenager, but I was usually too anxious and embarrassed to pick anything and went home with nothing.
No.4345
>>4344Same thing man, we'd walk around the shops together and she'd be like "try this on" and getting undressed, in public, despite behind a little curtain or not. Was the last thing I wanted to do. All the scenarios of the curtains falling down and everyone being stood there staring, or worse laughing, or people I knew.
Fucking hell I'm getting all queasy thinking about it.
No.4346
>>4345>Fucking hell I'm getting all queasy thinking about it.Exactly the same here. I would also generally be anxious about what people I knew might think if I chose something that they thought looked stupid, too gay, too big, too small, too childish, too adult, too bright, too dull etc. And the worst fear was getting "caught" following my mum around, while other kids from school would just be walking around with their friends. Actually happened a few times as well, which didn't help. Because of all this I've only been to a clothes shop once since I was about 15/16.
No.4348
>>4346I had to shop with my mum until I was about 17. It was terrible. And exactly the same. Living around here there were so many chavvy kids at school who'd take the piss when they saw you with your mum in town. And that feeling of your cheeks burning and you know you're going red but there's nothing you can do. I'm so glad outside seems like a distant memory now.
No.4349
>>4340I had no idea there were still places that white down in England
No.4350
They're talking about sickgirl in the halfchan thread lel
No.4351
>>4350Aye I saw. I only really lurk the thread and post on it occasionally now, they wouldn't know it was me anyway.
No.4352
>>4348>I'm so glad outside seems like a distant memory now.I instinctively agree, but it's made it a lot more difficult to ever "integrate into society"
whatever that means. Not that I ever really went outside besides going to school anyway.
No.4354
>tfw beard is coming through ok
>tfw mustache is still whispy as shit.
Fuck this gay earth
No.4355
>>4354Deepest regrets. The moustache ties the beard together. The absolute worse type of moustache has to be those ultra thin teenage ones, that are basically a few sparse hairs here or there. There's something unnerving about it
No.4356
>>4355>white kid who thinks he's well hard because he has one of those tash's>also wears a chain necklace and has his trackie bottoms around his knees>14 years old and 5ft tall>confirmed for hard because he got suspended from school one time>speaks like a jamaican paki crossbreed, even though two years ago he spoke like everybody else didHow many kids like this did you used to know?
No.4357
>tfw you like clothes and have great dress sense but you don't have a good body
One day
No.4358
>>4350>girlit's a man, we've been over this
No.4359
>>4356We had a kid like that at my old school, except he was excluded and sent to a young offenders place for hitting someone's head with a concrete beam
No.4360
>>4355The correct term for that kind of moustache is 'sweaty pedo tash.
No.4361
>>4359Kek, where I lived it was about 20-30% of the kids in the school. Couldn't go 10 metres without hearing 5 of them MCing over a grime instrumental from their mobile phones. The joys of being a london overspill town.
No.4362
>>4356Probably about 3/4 of my school. You couldn't walk down the hall without hearing 'NAAAAH MAYTE I'LL BANG YOU OUT YEAH.' and if you didn't keep your head head you got your tie pulled into that fucking knot you couldn't undo and the pushed into the bins.
>>4358Also this. I go by Gary now. 5'2 of pure sweaty bollock.
>>4360Aye that's the one,
No.4364
>>4358When I said "sickgirl" I meant mentally ill for actually thinking he's a woman….
No.4365
>>4363>yeah joe tell him how it FUCKING is>y-yeah man kek'd
>>4364he should post more anime if he wants to become the little girl so badly
No.4366
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4363Absolutely triggered. Here's one kid who was on the same course as me at college.
No.4367
>>4366this is so progressive
No.4368
>>4367>progressiveThat's just how it is around here. Welcome to postmodern dystopia.
No.4369
>calling out faggots in a bully thread
>they think just because I post anime pictures I want to be a part of their degenerate circlejerk
disgusting
No.4370
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>>4369I'm sure they just wanted to be friends.
No.4372
>>4370That's fucking disgusting. Yukko would never do any of that.
No.4373
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>>4372What about any of this?
No.4374
>>4373The one with Mai Chan is alright, the rest are absolutely degenerate.
No.4375
>>4374>hand-holding is the only one that is okayJesus Christ you are more fucked up than I first thought. Lucky for you I've got some of the real nasty shit.
No.4376
I swear to god if I don't get some food in the next hour or so I'm actually going to break something. I'm literally going to destroy something of value. Fuck this.
No.4377
>>4375This is much better
>>4371also why the fuck is nobody replying to this? Baneposting has literally made it into real life
No.4378
>>4377
I heard about it yesterday and read that article this morning >>>/bane/29613. Laughed like fuck.
No.4379
>>4378I have now decided to dedicate my life to baneposting. To me this is a sign from above that I need to become a big guy.
No.4380
>>4371>>4377>>4378Holy shit, I don't often laugh out loud but I audibly kek'd at that article
>I hope wherever he is, he gets to bring friends No.4381
brit/pol/ stream night lads, I hope you'll all be repping britfeel
No.4382
Go and make yourself something lad pal
No.4383
Fucking hell lads work is shit. Tomorrow I've got t sit with someone and they have to watch me as I talk to customers. WHY THE FUCK DID I GO FOR THIS CALL CENTRE JOB. I COULD BE AT HOME DOING NOTHING ALL DAY. FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING END IT ALL
No.4384
>>4383>our faces when at home doing nothing all dayDon't envy you mate, at least you'll get some money from it right?
No.4385
>>4383Yeah man. You kind of brought it on yourself.
Also. I'm so glad I've done this khan academy. It's taught me the meaning behind the name of the ship in the film WALLE, just as part of a lesson, and the word itself in mathematical terms makes complete sense to the film. Completely worth the 70 or so hours I've spent learning this shit.
No.4386
>>4383welcome to real life.
It gets easier, honest.
No.4387
>>4385Care to explain the walle stuff?
No.4388
>>4387'Axiom' is a word for something that is just assumed to be true, a known universal truth. Such is the fact of the entire film it's an assumed truth that earth is uninhabitable anymore.
No.4389
>>4384>>4385>>4386I was a neet for 11 months. I got so bored. Now I'm surrounded by normies with no escape.
No.4390
>>4347>>4349It's not though.
I was walking around today and I heard more foreign languages than English.
Still, better than London.
No.4391
>>4385Sounds like your doing well, I still can't get the hang of multiplication or division.
>>4389>11 monthsA gap year is hardly NEET, but at least your doing something now.
No.4392
No.4393
>>4389>>4391Aye, I was about to say that's not NEET. That's like every normie student in Britain. Try 4 years. But you know call centre jobs are shit so I don't envy you.
>>4391And yeah, I've just not stopped. Do it from getting up to about 4 am. If something isn't getting through I'd spend a few hours hours on it solid then try something else then go back to it. Rinse and repeat. I guess it's just finding the best way for your brain to absorb the information.
No.4394
>>4391>>4393a year not working is definitely NEET. Technically any time spent not working, studying, or training is NEET, but if we're being stricter with definitions then a year of being a complete shut in is worthy of the title.
Not that anon btw, just saying
No.4395
>>4391>>4393>>4394I had 11 months off working jsut now, then before than 10 months working, then before that 11 months not working, then about a month working, then about a year and a bit not working. I think since I've graduated in 2011 I've worked at most 1 and a half years.
The worst bit is I don't really care that much. I hate getting up and getting into a routine. I'd like to be self employed but I just don't like talking to anybody on a professional level.
No.4396
>>4394I wouldn't say so, you could say in those terms, that someone who finishes uni. Spends a year playing xbox living at home whilst saving for a deposit and looking for their dream job. Is NEET. When basically that's just today's normie. I think our definition of NEET is little different to this. I mean technically anyone who's just finished high school and didn't go on to college is NEET but that doesn't count really does it?
No.4397
>>4396>Spends a year playing xbox living at home whilst saving for a deposit and looking for their dream job. Is NEETRegardless of your somewhat autistic requirements, that would still be a NEET by definition.
No.4398
PM questions/debate followed by QT, it's like Christmas already
No.4399
No.4400
No.4401
>>4400sounds good, I love a bit of PM's QT
>tfw failed to talk to anyone at the gymFeels bad. At least I went and had a good workout but I was going to try and be social today.
No.4402
why is it that autismos get paid more than depressed people who are unfit to work?
No.4403
>>4402because unlike depression, you can't just pull yourself together and try not being autistic :)
No.4404
>>4402Depression can be cured, autism is for life.
No.4405
>>4403>>4404by why should you get less while you are depressed? If you can't even get out of bed I don't see why you should get less than an autismo.
No.4406
>time to check Universal Jobmatch! Can't wait to see all the new jobs in my area!
>wowthere'sfuckingnothing.jpeg
kill me
No.4407
>>4405If you don't like getting less money maybe you ought to snap out of it, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try just being yourself :)
No.4408
>>4407you're right Chad, I wish I'd had someone like you earlier in life to set me straight.
No.4409
>>4405Same reason you get less than if you've had your legs blown off. It's less severe, it isn't as impeding (even though it might seem like it is from a depressed person's perspective), and often times you can still mentally and physically function correctly with it. Autists on the other hand have compromised mental functionality for their entire lives with no hope of ever curing it, and they sometimes require carers 24/7. If it's a high-functioning form like Asperger's, they're often able to work and live independently perfectly fine, provided they have assistance from a young age on how to deal with the social side of life. If they didn't get that assistance however,
well, I'm still finding out what happens then. No.4410
>>4405I think I get more than someone with depression too. I think it classes Autism as a chronic condition whereas they class depression lower. Unless you've been hospitalised and it's then classed as clinical.
No.4411
>>4408I jest of course anon, but I believe this is probably what the normies in government believe. I can't think of any better reason that they'd pay you less for what is roughly an equally debilitating condition.
No.4412
>>4401Don't worry, talking at the gym is a bit weird. I'm sure lots of people don't want to be disturbed.
No.4413
No.4414
>>4412literally all of them talk to eachother, small non commercial gyms are social as fuck. It's horrendous. They're genuinely 90+% Chads too.
No.4415
>>4414Sounds like hell, don't think I could ever go to a gym.
No.4416
>Ed Milliband literally said jus b urself
what a stream and a half lads.
No.4417
>>4416Missed it all, my mum came in for a chat and to get me to write down some things I needed to write for my therapist.
No.4418
a-anyone here? Probably going to go to bed soon.
No.4419
hi
No.4420
thanks for unbanning me mr mod :3
>>4414I signed up to my local gym today, there were literally only 2-3 people in there. My personal trainer said the afternoon is the best time to come if you like the quiet. When do you go to yours/
No.4421
>>4418I'm here, but will be having a shower soon and then heading to bed too.
No.4422
Been playing fantasy life all day again. Trying to do a bunch of sidequest but stuff seems to take forever in this game.
No.4423
Going to bed now m8s sleep tight
No.4424
No.4425
I'm here, but doing maths, just had a shit scary scary shower where the walls began bleeding and I was standing in pools of congealed blood. It was fucking awful.
No.4426
>Error Connecting (Closing Link: 2.122.82.148 (CGI:IRC authentication failed))
am I banned from the IRC?
No.4427
>>4425>everyone but me is in bed>about to have a shower>this is now on my mindT-thanks.
No.4428
>>4426it does that sometimes, I doubt you were banned
No.4429
>>4425>just had a shit scary scary shower where the walls began bleeding and I was standing in pools of congealed bloodw-what?
No.4430
>>4428it's all good then
I went back after leaving to apologise for being mean to some of the IRC members and it said that so I thought I'd been banned or something, had to use a proxy to get on
No.4431
lads I keep getting randomly angry at times and I don't know why, it can't be healthy behaviour.
No.4432
>>4427Good luck. It feels sticky and warm.
>>4429Psychosis was playing up, and decided to shit me up whilst I took shower.
No.4433
>>4431Have you had a hormone test? Testosterone imbalances can cause increased anger.
No.4434
>>4432so now you're a nutcase as well as a cripple?
No.4436
>>4433No? Do you think this means I might be low test?
>>4434Lupus has always had psychosis
No.4437
>>4436No it could mean you might be testing high.
>>4434Essentially. But it was always a symptom of my condition unfortunately. Definitely broken.
No.4438
>>4437>implying I would take any action against being high testWhat can cause that sort of imbalance? Surely it would be an issue from the onset of puberty rather than cropping up in my late teens?
No.4439
>>4438>>4433yes goyim, it seems you're suffering from toxic masculinity. Best head to the doctors and get yourself some estrogen pronto.
No.4440
>>4439Thank you merchant truly you are my greatest ally
No.4441
>>4438I'm pretty sure there's a couple of conditions that can cause it later on, anything to do with the pituitary system really. But like you said, high is better low. It just might explain outbursts of rage.
No.4442
>>4441I might have it tested out of curiousity now
Would be a nice mental boost to be told I was literally high test
No.4443
>>4442Aye do it. Would be curious to know.
No.4444
>>4441>tfw Scottish anime guy will tickle you No.4445
>>4444Nice quads
Why am I going to tickle people?
No.4446
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No.4447
>>4446hnnnng
I still don't get the tickling comment though
No.4449
>Scottish anime guy will never hold your hand and tell you everything will be ok
No.4450
>>4449this guy really irritates me.
No.4451
>>4450and by this guy I meant the guy I quoted, not scottish anime guy
No.4452
>>4451How does that comment irritate you anon?
No.4453
It's suddenly become a little circle jerky in here.
No.4454
No.4455
>tfw no gf with beautiful ass
No.4456
>>4454Ah no worries reread and it was just the one guy. I'm just skimming the posts between maths exercises.
No.4457
Well anons, it's been almost fifteen months, but in like seven hours I'll be leaving either Cash Generator or Cash Converter with a laptop, thanks to a budgeting loan.
No.4458
>>4457N1 m8.
What will you do first on it?
No.4459
>>4458First thing I downloaded was Chrome lol. Now to download other Essentials
No.4461
>>4459Time for some HD porn
No.4462
>>4459Post a picture of your laptop mate
No.4463
Fucking hell man. I actually got some decent last night. From about 2.30 - 12 feel a bit better for it too.
No.4464
>>4463Congo rats m8. A good night's rest does wonders.
What's everyone up to today?
No.4465
>>4464Nothing planned as always, just sitting at home on computer.
Yourself?
No.4466
>>4464Doing some maths mate, just had lunch, and listening to Classic fm. Although it's request hour so it's all proper pleb tier music right now. People who are like 'Beethoven's fifth' in an attempt to sound cultured or some shit. I mean it's a wonderful piece of music, but it's just that 'generic classical sound' if you get me? That 'I know the name of one symphony so I'll request it using my full name' it's just embarrassing.
Anyway totally rambling on man, what are up to man?
No.4467
tried to lucid dream last night but I was too scared I'd get sleep paralysis so nothing happened
No.4468
>>4465>>4466I'm going >outside in the garden to get some fresh air.
Considering finding my juicer to try and be a bit healthier
No.4469
>>4467Oh snap. Lucid dreams are really fucking cool. But yeah sleep paralysis would be proper grim.
No.4470
>>4468That's a fair idea. Some tasty juice would be bretty nice throughout the day. Especially carrot/orange/blueberry combination. Not sure about the whole outside malarkey. But it'd probably do you some good to be honest.
No.4471
>>4467Lucid dreams are great, but the couple of times I've had them I always woke myself up too soon by seeing what it would be like to be standing next to a nuclear explosion or have a meteorite land on my head or something.
No.4472
Just moved into the golden ratio on my maths. Fucking hell.
No.4473
>>4472>mathsare you a student?
No.4474
No.4475
anyone else really want that pillars of eternity game? Looks fucking quality. It's an isometric fantasy RPG made by Obsidian
No.4476
>>4473>>4474Aye khan academy. Started 9 days ago from the very beginning. Just getting into the good stuff now.
Although a couple of days I applied for an OU bsc in combined computer science and mathematics
No.4477
>>4475Could never get my head around cRPGs, they give me a headache trying to understand everything.
No.4478
>>4469>>4471The only lucid dream I had by accident when I was 15.
I had a threesome with Mary Kate and ashley in a sweet shop.
Best dream ever tbh.
No.4479
>>4475Really fucking want it. Although I also really want Story of Seasons for the 3DS. Need my harvest moon fix.
No.4480
>>4478Lucid sex dreams are better than real sex as you can have sex with anyone in the world
No.4481
>>4480>Lucid sex dreams are better than real sexHow would you know the difference?
No.4482
No.4483
>>4482I can't believe I fucking unbanned you fuck off back to /int/ you normie cunt
No.4484
No.4485
No.4486
Ok. Does anyone else do this. I had a bag of hula hoops. And before eating them. I put about two or three in my mouth. Chewed them up. Spat the paste into a full hula hoop, squashed it down to compact it, left it on the plate. And then repeated the process. Then once I've done it with the entire bag, and they're all on the plate, and cold and solid. I'll eat them. By poking out the now solid hula hoop paste. Eat the crisp first then chunk.
I can't be the only one.
No.4487
>>4486what the fuck? That's disgusting.
No.4488
>>4486No nigger, what the fuck are doing, just put them on your fingers and eat them one by one.
No.4489
>>4486That's weird, mate.
No.4490
>>4487>>4488>>4489Fucking aye. I always wondered why my parents wouldn't buy hula hoops for me. I always eat things in weird ways I think. Like chocolate bars that have centres? I eat the chocolate completely first. Then the centre. I.e a crunchie. Or a double decker, there's chocolate, then nougut then crispie bit.
No.4491
>>4490I do that with mars bars sometimes. I eat the chocolate around the edges, then the caramel then the nougat bit last.
That hula hoop thing is another level though
No.4492
>>4490That's perfectly normal, especially with things like kitkats and minirolls. I do a similar thing with croissants, by eating them in a way that unravels them and then eating the bare centre. Just don't spit anything out after chewing and eat it again, that's fucking gross.
No.4493
weird things we do with food general?
If ever I have a bowl of ice cream, once I'm finished and there's just a bit of melted stuff at the bottom, I pour a bit of pepsi max in the bowl, mix it round and drink the fizzy creamy good-ness.
No.4494
>>4491>>4492Duly noted. I'll cut this practice out of my life. And become a better human for it. As long as the chocolate thing is ok we're golden. I do the croissant thing too.
>dat based centre. No.4495
>>4493I spread Nutella and marshmallow onto digestive biscuits make them into little sandwiches then microwave them for like 10 seconds. And have them as a really naughty treat. Sometimes with a little bit of maple syrup.
No.4496
>>4495I've had melted marshmallow on digestives before, never even thought to add nutella. That's genius
No.4497
>>4493I don't think I do anything particularly weird with food. Gathering crumbs together after I've had a sandwich then picking them up and eating them with a licked finger is about as "strange" as I get.
No.4498
>>4496Cheers man. It's pretty fucking good to be honest.
No.4499
>>4497>I don't think I do anything particularly weird with food.normie out
No.4500
>>4499>normieIf I think about it, I probably don't realise anything I do with food is weird because I've haven't had anyone to discuss eating habits with since I left school.
No.4501
just applied for a factory job, had been wanting to work anywhere else but one of those ghastly places but I really need the money so I went for it
fuck them if they ask me if I can work the night shift though I'm not doing that bullshit again
No.4502
>>4501Aye, stand your ground. If you give in once they'll begin taking the piss.
No.4503
>>4502the job is fucking horrendous, I'm applying out of sheer desperation because my fucking mum thought going to part time work would be a fucking genius idea. I fucking hate my life so much. There's no fucking work, I check every week and there's just no new jobs anymore. Nobody is hiring in unskilled positions apart from these soul crushing factories. I want to die.
No.4504
Just got back from work. Truly hell. Training is over and we're starting Monday. I am shit at talking on phones lads and i know I'm just going to accidentally tell someone to fuck off.
No.4505
>>4503>the job is fucking horrendouswhat's so horrendous about it?
No.4506
>>4505imagine standing in a cold room for 8 hours picking up iced fillets of fish and placing it on a tray, then moving the tray to a shelf, over and over again. The tray is too low so you need to constantly hunch over to place the fish on the tray. Everyone else in the factory is eastern european and prefer to chat with eachother in their native language. The managers are hostile and unpleasant, some of the managers also speak very limited English. You are not allowed a phone or any sort of MP3 device and are under constant supervision.
No.4507
just had a pizza takeaway and now I feel sick. The only pizza place near me is a kebab place, tastes average but leaves a horrible taste in your mouth
No.4508
>tfw can never think of anything to talk about anymore
No.4509
>>4508iktf, I sort of sit and refresh the thread hoping for topics to crop up but it's slim pickings
the other thread always gets activity but it just annoys me and that's no fun.
No.4511
>tfw tinder girl asked me for my facebook
No.4512
>>4508Me neither. I barely have any thoughts anymore, it's like my brain got sick of all the bullshit a few years ago and turned itself off.
No.4513
>>4509/r9k/ as a whole has been outright destroyed by normies. Most threads used to be decent and get well over 100 replies but now the average thread is a stale repost that dies out a few comments in, it's fucking shit.
No.4514
>>4512I've been like that for years. I don't get how people can just walk up to someone and start a conversation.
No.4515
>>4508>>4509I woke up this morning and in a half asleep state I wanked into the sink, You can talk about that if you want.
No.4516
No.4517
>>4516It was over 12 hours ago, I needed to bust out a cheeky one before
going to work No.4518
rooooooney
No.4519
No.4520
Just had a microwave burger. Tasted of nothing as usual.
No.4521
No.4522
>>4521Had no choice, my mum's out and it's all there was for me. It's not like I hated it anyway, it's just not the best.
No.4523
>you will never have a karaoke night with the lads
No.4524
>>4523Couldn't think of anything worse, made my heart's bpm rise just by imagining it. I don't know any songs anyway, melodies and lyrics have always been my weak points.
No.4525
>tfw girl wanted to meet up
>tfw I had to tell her I haven't passed my test
No.4526
>>4525What are you even hoping to accomplish on tinder then? If you had no means of meeting up with anyone, it's only going to make you and your interest feel frustrated or like you've wasted each other's time. Or have I missed the point of this?
No.4527
>>4526i-it's practice talking to girls
No.4528
>>4525>she still wants to hang outF-fuck lads I'm an autist I can't do this
No.4529
>>4527I used to talk to a few on msn years ago, it's nothing like speaking to girls face-to-face. You have to be able to do it in real-time rather than stopping to think of a cool response for a minute or two.
>>4528You're doing pretty well for an autist, what sort of things were you saying?
No.4530
>>4529I'm doing pretty well but like you said it's because I have time to think. I'm taking like ten minutes minimum on each message.
No.4531
>>4530You can do it man. Charm the pants off her like a snake charmer.
No.4532
>>4530Even then, the fact they still want to meet up means you're comfortably outside the friendzone, a place I never managed to leave.
No.4533
Does chewing gum really make you jew more defined ?
No.4535
No.4551
>>4533Possibly maybe slightly after fucking ages doing it.
But it's more likely to fuck up your jaw. Happened to me.